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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Back home there, I'll circled round the butterball turkey. Will
I buy my head over stale beef jerkey, much stone sweets.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Love Boaston baked beans.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Find out milk nuts to stick to you, Jane, I'm
all a loan, but don't hold the grudge because I'm
posting line from maple nut Fudds Pancakes, Ben poured on
the griddle, Charlie Daniels in my head, hating up the fiddle.
Chunk stop. Thanksgiving only comes, but once the year stop, Thanksgiving,

(01:05):
better start up on your beer. Chuck stop Thanksgiving. Wipe
the gravy off your face. Chuck stop Thanksgiving. Pomp seven,
please say grace. Traffic is heavy and my heart is too.
The brothers in the glove box will soon be you.

(01:27):
I'm paying for in loving and the Nowhere's wrong of
one legged hole.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Cat word thong.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Her name is ten and she's pregnant in again, but
just one legs.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
She still looks.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Then next morning See claimed to find religion too and said,
I'm glad you found Jesus, but I've lost your shoe.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Chuck stop Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Wrap the gravy off your face, bring it homeboard, Chuck
stop Thanksgiving, Pomp seven, please say grace.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
O happy thanksgivin Floyd lost your shoe? Huh and uh
just the one che did? Yeah, poor girl again. It's
the Bob and Tom show ride it there's and what
uh what Tom's talking about when he says spread? It
is the Thanksgiving spread of course, Thanksgiving cheer, Yes, Spread, Thanksgiving,

(02:35):
Christie Lee at the Sioloced Insurance Company News Death Godwin There, Hello, Josh,
Jeff osc across the way at the Prize Picks Sports
deaths hey Man as Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold that the
I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there's Tom his
visual component to today's introductions, Mister Jeff Oske, who I
believe is going to be uh doing his rant once again.

(02:58):
Did we get that organized?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I'm hoping now, hoping we could just play the old one. Oh,
it's so good. Jeff is getting his haircut on the
air today and his beard he's suggested that. Now was
this a suggestion from your lady friend or no, it's
just been I I'm just tired of it, ready for
a new look.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, I can't decide whether to go short beard or
just go h polish mustache, short beard.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Bear vote for short beard. Can you do short beard
but with a polish mustache?

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I think let's take a look at that and then
if it looks bad, then we can take the mustache.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, we're bringing in a professional haircut lady Christine Hazel.
Maybe she can do my bangs too. Yeah, whatever, whatever,
you have some tip money.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
You know what a polish mustache is, right, it's a
go tea very funny.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
But now I didn't realize that your hair was this
fro like, well, we don't often get to see it.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
I didn't want to put any product in it because
she wouldn't be able to wash it before she cut it.
So this is what my hair does when I don't.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
When I was in college, that was referred to as
an isro god. Yeah, which is a slang term for
the curly that's one of them.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I grew my hair out in junior high and my
nickname was Fro because it literally frowed.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, there's quite a history of the fro, the white
the white man's fro and white woman's fro and Barbara
streisand affected that look and oh really. Yes, it was horrible,
the permanent right, yeah, just awful. It got very popular

(04:57):
in the disco era in the eighties out of white
Like would see Don Henley from the Eagles had it,
what's his name? Lindsay Buckingham from Fleetwood Mac had this
huge fro, and then cooler heads prevailed and that that
fad went away.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
I always would hate it. I was like, you know,
a young boy and the hairdresser lady to be like, oh,
women would die for this hair. I'm like, I'm a boy.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I don't want girl.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, like, oh great, that would be awesome if I
was a lady, but I'm a boy.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah, but you have the natural that's unnatural curly, yeah, thing,
but it was very Did you have like the rounded,
globular look, the standard fro? Yeah yeah. I've always had
a theory and why they went out of style. Yeah, well,
because you had significant figures in the black power movement

(05:50):
with that. On the feminine side, of course, Angela Davis,
But I think as if male pattern baldness kicks in,
the big fro tends to look much like Bozo the clown. Yeah,
I think that discourages from one's gravitas. If you're talking
about serious issues and society and you're up there looking

(06:12):
like bozo. I think, yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
I don't know if something if a lot of people
know this, but you used to be in the world
of high finance. Yeah, how did you wear your facial
hair and hair then?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh? High and tight?

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Oh I got my hair cut like every two weeks. Yeah,
I was boiler room Jeff.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Oh yeah, right now. I think the best analysis, I
guess the comparison would be Tom Hanks. You're two years
into being in the Islands and pastaway. Yeah. Yeah, I
mean that is a or you look like or that
you look like the corporate guy that's been kidnapped. And yes,
they cut your finger off for proof of life and
let you out of the shed after two years.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I wish I was that rich people were trying to
kidnap paper ransom.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
That awesome. Not if you're get kidnapped you get to
crack it away.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
This is my impression of your girlfriend answering the phone
with from the people who have kidnapped you.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Keep him.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
We have access to his four oh one k we're
keeping him. Uh now coming up A special edition of
the Shoeing of the week. We do have a chicks
picks on file, and we're going to talk to our
latest winner, the winner of week twelve in our Bob
and Tom Pigskin picks competition, mister Richard Manis and mister Manus.

(07:33):
I don't know if he's a man of the cloth,
because then he'd be a praying manus.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
I did like that, just came upon this. I assume
he goes by Richards maybe Rick dick Manus sounds like
a Oh that's like a detective or something. Dick manis
private eye. Yes, we're going to talk to him this hour.
I think he won that five hundred dollars e gift
guard to Steven Singer Jewelers because he he was capable

(07:59):
of picking all of the winners, the only person in
our little contest that got all of them right. So,
by the way, today is the day before the triple
header tomorrow in the NFL, So get your picks in
right now. Go to bobintom dot com slash contest and
just pick the winners in the NFL games for Week thirteen,
once again a tripleheader tomorrow. Of course, the Lions are playing,

(08:21):
which is a nice tradition, but get those picks in
before the games start and you will be able to
win that prize. Perhaps, so once again, get that done today, please,
Bob and Tom dot com slash contest. By the way,
by states winners of our competition Colorado one, Wisconsin two,

(08:43):
Indiana and Michigan tied at four. Well, so let's get
the rest of the country involved here see if you
can get yourself get yourself a winner. We have plenty
of letters to get to coming up. A lot of
interesting things going on in the world of news, and
we have some tips from readers digest on what to
do if you're at a Thanksgiving gathering and needs some

(09:03):
alone time. All right, leave, well short of leaving. Oh yeah,
some of them are I think. I think the bathroom.
I think unintentionally when you saw that one, Yeah, go
to the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
Fay up to twelve minutes.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Usually just wave the gun around. It usually looks everyone know.
I'm and there's a tip about that. I honestly haven't
ready yet because I'm busy this morning. Minutes I forget.
I think it's something I have a time on it.
I think so. But there are some really stupid suggestions
on how to get some alone time. Well, we'll certainly
look forward to uh hearing about those. Also, we have

(09:43):
Suma wrestling news those of you that are is it sees?
Is it the season over there? I guess there's some
big championship that just happened and the winner is an
out of towner, out of country or wow. So that's
kind of fun. Oddly enough, an Ethiopian. Isn't that wild?
You're implied he's a skinny gent Well.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
I'm actually implying that he's very, very fat, but it's rare.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
That's fine. We have a story for you skiers out
there that is somewhat dangerous and fun. It involves animal life.
And I had never heard of this, the so called
Batman effect. Yeah, I haven't heard of that either. This
is really quite interesting. It's an experiment done that it

(10:32):
actually involves Batman in the world of in the world
of science. We'll get to all these things coming up.
One of the suggestions that we can make, because obviously
the the Christmas music season is officially beginning tomorrow as
far as I'm concerned, after Thanksgiving, but it's also time
over the weekend to get some of your shopping done

(10:52):
and one of the things I'll be doing probably Friday
or Saturday. After I hit the stores, I'm gonna hit
Omaha Steaks dot com and do my annual sets of
steaks that I send to lots of my friends. It's
a great gift, and I think Josh has some information
about that I do.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
And Tom, I'm happy to share with you that you're
gonna be saving money when you do that tomorrow. In fact,
you're gonna be getting fifty percent off site wide and
an extra twenty percent off select favorites at Omaha steaks
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you're sending unforgettable gifts or treating yourself, are you gonna
load yourself up with some stuff too?

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Of course. I've got my freezer fixed. I'm ready to
go again.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
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(11:55):
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because it is just so so wonderful, especially when the

(12:16):
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thing out of the oven and your family they have
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Speaker 4 (12:28):
It's so.

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Speaker 4 (12:58):
Is he here?

Speaker 7 (12:58):
Oh?

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Speaker 4 (13:18):
All right, thank you very much. Now, Also coming up
today a special edition of Sexy Time with Ali Breen
because you may want some tips for this holiday weekend.
How do you do it in your parents' house? What?
That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
If you go.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Home with Thanksgiving with a significant other, that'll be in
your old room. That'll be really cool because the people
that live there don't know me. Hey, I you don't
know me. I used to live here. I never slept
in my arm room. Do you mind if I go
bang one out in gym's room? Thank you? That's all
for do that. Did you ever go back? Have you

(13:56):
seen your house in a while? I haven't seen my house.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
When you got that from college or whatever and you
went home to see mom and dad or whatever?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Did you ever bring a girl from college?

Speaker 7 (14:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (14:06):
So you never had. Do you ever do it in
your parents' house? You were grown up? That you know something? No,
that's a that's a good question. Though you never did ever?
I don't think so. It was too weird. I mean
that's a vibe. It is exciting, right, I get away
with something like that. There's a what's the word I'm
looking for, Josh, a creepy kind of edible. Uh Aura

(14:31):
about this really? But I'll be happy to take your
letters on that. Let me know. But we're going to
return with a new topic to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
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Bet Godwin's there hello, regaling us with a story that

(15:38):
can't be told on the air.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
But man, man, was it a good one? You know what.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I shouldn't even mentioned it. It's cruel to do that,
but it was.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
That's an award winner, A lady, a naked brother, and
some rope. Yeah, that's pretty much. Yeah. And then the
part about you guys peering through the keyhole. I never
heard of anyone actually peering through a keyhole in real life.
There's Jeff Oscar at the Prize Pig sports desk. He's
about to be shorn.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
A little later on East Cosby's There, I'm Josh Arnold
with the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair and Tom
I'm a little thrown today. I forgot to put my
belt on.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Are your pants falling down? They're just kind of being
slowly sliding down. I mean, it's just a put my
belt on every day?

Speaker 6 (16:21):
How does one I bet we could get your rope belt, hey,
and I bet Eddie's got some rope in the back.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, uh yeah. It's funny how
you make these simple mistakes that I did one the
other day. I was at the Pilates studio, you know
where I go and you obviously you put on your
gym clothes. Yes, and uh, but it's it's it's a
small place. So did you just go into the bathroom
and they've got a few hooks and I did, you know,

(16:52):
did a couple of things, and you know, did take
your shoes off? You take your shoes off outside in
your socks. Then you walk in your with your trousers
and put on your gym shorts. Yeah. I forgot one
step your pants. Took my pants off, but I was
wearing uh, just you know, kind of under underwear. Yeah,

(17:12):
and I walked out and wait a minute, went back
and said there was no one there. I just oh,
you get you get to them. You just kind of forget, Okay,
what am I doing? Yeah, you're thinking about the other things.
And I could have gone south.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
On the landscaper jobsite. If you forgot your belt, you
would take a zip tie and run it through two
belt loops and zip tie, zip it together and yeah,
pretty pretty at the end of the day, you just
cut it off and you're good to go.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I love. Oh they're great, especially if you're great good napping.
They're effective, Yeah, which is why I had a car full.
If you're watching this on our live feed, you'll notice
that mister Oscy has a wild head of hair.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Today.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
It's getting a haircut on the show in a couple
of hours. You're when's the last time you had a haircut?
Six months?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Do you normally go into a place and get it done? Uh? Yeah?
Or my mother in law cuts hair? Okay?

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Well, and plus the beard is gonna come off, but
you'll keep the beard. Maybe you're gonna decide.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Uh yeah, but it's definitely coming short as short as Josh's.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Okay, And we should point out it's it's a very
long beard. Yeah yeah, it's out of control, very very bushy.
Look great. Yeah, the family will love it for Thanksgiving. Perfect.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
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(19:41):
NFL and it's it's a rather rare situation that occurs
in a pro football game. And a Jim from Festus, Missouri.
Are you familiar with Festus? Absolutely? Yes? Where's that It
is probably forty five that's out of Saint Louis City. Okay, Festus,

(20:03):
Missouri is the home of Jim And he writes on
Monday night football, did you hear the call of roughing
the snapper? Sounds dirty to me? Roughing the snapper? You
you often hear of roughing the kickers. Sure, roughing the
snapper during the long snap. The long snapper is a

(20:24):
protected player. Well, what's the point of rushing the snapper? Anyway?
Roughing the snaper you ever had your every experience see
snapper Christie can sometimes be used as a slagh Really,
I did not know that. I mean, after a after
a tough night, you might wake up and say, here,

(20:45):
significant other, I'll tell you what I almost got called
for roughing the snapper last night. Oh well, it doesn't matter.
The slang term snapper appears in the Bobbin Tom Classic Cameltoe.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Well every everything you guys got, everyone, we.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Worked hard on that. Yeah you did that afternoon. Yeah,
roughing the snapper does sound nasty. Thank you very much, Jim.
And hello to Festus, Missouri. I was not familiar with that,
but I was familiar with Festus of course from gun Smoke.
Oh fine, fine character, Christy. You got some mail over there?

(21:30):
Uh yeah, I just have one letter. This is from
Mike and Louisville.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
He wants to know how everyone's Thanksgiving grocery outings turned
out yesterday, He said, I'm guessing Tom's ended up being
extremely complicated.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Well, yeah, I came away empty handed. I had a
lot of stuff to do yesterday. I the place I
ordinary to get my turkeys was out of them? What? Yeah,
So I called my son Sam and he he found one.
He found you a turkey. Yes, yeah, I imagine there.
I wanted a specific type of course, sure, how I

(22:04):
wanted it one that was the range fed and asked
to be executed. Yes, yeah, uh yeah, Josh, you were
out yesterday.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Well okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I just kind
of soldier through. It's really not and there's part of
me kind of likes it.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Really I'm with you. I think it's fun.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Part of me is kind of like, okay, this is
part of this is what you do this? Yeah, but
you like all the Oh my gosh, it's Josh Arnall. Hey,
you love that.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
It happened.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
What I couldn't do is I was at Costco, and
you know my rule about Costco. I do not try
any of the samples, right, because that's what that's I'm
not I won't give the public pleasure.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
We shoved the little boy in front of you watch
them go to every one of the samples. Well, I'm
not going to let you down.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
In the middle of my shop, I got a text
from my girlfriend, Hey, you want to meet me for
a glass of wine?

Speaker 12 (23:03):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
So you still have more shopping to do today, do
you actually? Yes? Yeah, there check local listings. Traffic was unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Yeah, but I went to two different stores. Seriously, I
did have a glass of wine. But I went to
two different stores, and I was surprised at how it
wasn't so bad.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah, there's only one thing I really need to still.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Get with two stores and no issues.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Yeah, now we have more letters. I have a letter.
Were you guys talking skylights?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
This?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Yes, Well this is for Matt. He is a carpenter.
He says what most carpenters say about skylight, says, if
you put a hole at a roough, it's gonna leak.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
That's for Matt.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
I've always kind of heard the skylights can be problematic,
but but they also they seem really nice.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
I had one over my tub in my old house.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
I loved.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Oh that is a nice spot.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Yeah, you lay in the tub and you could look
up and see the stars.

Speaker 12 (24:01):
So nice.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Friend of mine up there.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Friend of mine makes them and they actually open. Oh
you know, they got a hinge on them, and they're great.
They're awesome, And I had them at my old house.
They never leaked, so oh good. If they're good ones
and they're put in properly, they're fine. I'm a huge fan.
Do you have them in your current home? Yeah, just
in one room because yeah, again, as I said, if

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your bedrooms are upstairs, which mine are, you don't want
to have a skylight in a bedroom. Generally speaking, at
my old house we had a skylight in one of
the bedrooms, and you know it's unless you like sleeping
in a brightly little room, you don't want it. Now,
we had a discussion about deviled eggs. Our devil eggs
an appetizer or a part of the main course, it

(24:47):
doesn't matter. But they're delightful and delicious. And Kelly's mom, Cindy,
made us a so called a flight of devil eggs.
Will she be making more for tomorrow? Yes, I've already
asked her.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
Tom, I hate to argue with you, one of my
I love it. That wasn't a flight. A flight has
to have different style, like variety.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Yeah, A flight is like a simpler if you will. Yeah,
I just thought there was a certain irony that you
used a flight about chickens. We did have a letter yesterday.
I don't have it in front of me about how
delightful duck eggs are correct, and the essence of the
letter was, I guess they're slightly larger, is that correct?

(25:31):
And apparently taste a lot better. I think it ended
with once you have duck eggs, you'll never go back.
Here we go, we were being one up tire. This
comes to us from Sarah. I'll read the last line first.
Everyone needs a quail. Quail eggs are so little, she goes,

(25:51):
if you want to blow your underwear off, and a
few words I can't read in the radio, deviled eggs
made of quail eggs. We raise chickens, ducks, and quail
utilize all their eggs. I have come to the conclusion
that only peasants use chicken eggs. Well, those with a
little more class. I like Sarah very much. Those a

(26:13):
little more class used duck eggs. But only the crem
de la creme of people understand the subtle excellence that
are quail eggs. Yeah, we need dozen Well now Sarah
understands this, She continues, While small, their flavor is unlike
anything else. Smooth, creamy, and absolutely delicious. Quail eggs make

(26:35):
the most adorable deviled eggs you can fit many of
them monoplatter, and their presence simply elevates any gathering from
ho hum to exceptional. This sounds like something that what's
the who's the blonde chicken? Marwar? She should go, oh
my god, yeah during a special. That's great, Sarah.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
I would think just the process of making them with
quail eggs would take like a hundred times longer cracking
those eggs.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
That's that's the beauty of it. It's about the journey
and then that's that's the.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Kind of you know, when they're hard boiled, I mean
they dang, they're.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
So I'm sure there's there's a technique. I'm sure, Sarah.
Can Sarah please send us the recipe.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
I want to say, I don't believe she's making those.
I want to say a picture.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Okay, we need a picture. I know. Do you suppose
you get quail eggs at one of these exotic grossries.
I've seen them. I can tell you where to get them. Okay,
I want to get duck eggs. I want to try that.
There are actually some we'll call them, mainstream grocery stores
that have duck eggs. Okay, So I eat eggs for dinner,
probably four or five nights a week. But how boring? Incredible? Yeah,

(27:42):
just scrambled eggs last night, A couple of eggs. Well,
no one cooked for you? Yeah, I just was.

Speaker 13 (27:47):
I did.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I've been, you know, working on my diet and just
eat a couple eggs at night. I don't. I can't
eat too. I go to bed so early. Do you
eat a big dinner at eight o'clock and then to
lie down?

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Actually we the big dinner at nine o'clock? Girlfriend gets
something from work and then I lie down?

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Wow, can you imagine chick a nap? No? Some days? Okay,
all right, okay, send us your letters? How do they
do that? Christy? They go?

Speaker 6 (28:10):
How do they send it? Bob and Tom at bobintom
dot com speak.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Speaking of food, Nathan writes, does Josh know when he
says fialaise mignon during the Omaha Steaks mentions his pretentiousness
levels shoot by Tom's exponentially.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yes, but I do it, but I can shoot higher. Yes.
In France you would say filets mignon. Oh they're both plural,
are they? Yeah? I don't know that. Yeah, I go
the British route. Yeah, but it is correct. But I
refuse to say attorneys general. Oh, I always I like
like attorney generals. No, it's attorney's general. I know what
the idea, but it sounds funnier when you say attorney general.

(28:49):
Do you say sisters in law? What do you mean
you're supposed to? Yeah, that would make me not all
my sister in laws are here. It's my sisters in.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Law, are you?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Oh? Yeah, if you only have one sister in law.
Now we always have. We always struggle with struggle with language.
The show is of course based on language, and none
of us are really masters of it, and it changes
all the time. Dear Bob and Tom show, writes Eric
from Cincinnati. My wife was telling me a story about
this dog that we were adopting at the animal shelter.
She couldn't come up with the term animal shelter. She said,

(29:19):
you know the doggy orphanage. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what
it is. That is so sweet.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Can I share something I learned last week? I was
messaging with Josh about something I was watching, and I
wrote to him I was like, I bawled my eyes out,
b A L l ed my eyes out, and he
just wrote back, it's b A W l ed and
I think fifty two before I look that.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
I believe.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
I also said it's b A W l ed unless
you just made love to your own head.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
That's exactly exactly. I've heard the word skull, but that
would be that would be impossible. You're not alone, Jeff, Yeah,
you're sure not. We all learned something new every day.
Well were you watching? Were you watching a Hallmark movie?
I was watching the John Candy Doctum?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Wow? Is that good?

Speaker 4 (30:18):
We were talking about Christmas music and I'm a huge
fan and I like a lot of the classic stuff.
Don't you get tired of hearing the same songs over
and over and over. That's the beauty of listening to
different versions of them.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Yeah, but why are there are no new Christmas? There are,
there's some grand but they don't they don't stick.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
They do.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
The number one Christmas song every year? Now is Mariah Carey.
That's only what, twenty thirty years old? Only twenty thirty
years old? I mean thirty years old. Most of them
are from the twenties and thirties. That's fair, but yeah, no,
I mean she's a contemporary artist doing her own song.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Okay, but I'm talking about in the last five years.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
You're asking the wrong person about time and days, what's contemporary.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
And what is okay? So so you want a contemporary
So you want the pictures of Jesus with one of
those dumb haircuts where it's shaved in the side, and
was talking about a picture. I was talking about a
argument Jesus. It's not can you see. I mean, let's
finish I just threw that out. Let's face it. The

(31:27):
depictions of Jesus and Western art, they tend to be
they tend to lean a little Nordic, and I think
those that are somewhat familiar with geography, and there are
varying ideas, aren't there. Yeah, but I don't think you're
going to see the one where he has the shaved
sides in the broccoli top. No, that wasn't That would
be uh, that would be kind of a stretch. If

(31:48):
you want to contemporize Jesus for us. There are some
pretty good newer ones name one. Okay, give me time
here I left.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Kay.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
There's some are good, some that aren't. What's that one
is that the waitresses that have the one that Christmas
at least forty Yeah? But again, these are artists that
are still around to a degree around. Well, that's right.
I forgot it. As soon as I said that, I
realized and that that's going to really say thanks for
bringing that.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
You know, you were talking about Christmas. You know what
makes a great Christmas gift?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Aura frame? So that's right.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
You know, you can easily share memories of your family
with your loved ones this holiday season. This is a
really incredible.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Time I'm buying. I was just saying, I'm buying five
of these.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
Yeah, and you can load them up before you even
put them in the mail.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Yeah, what is that going right behind?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Josh.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I spent a couple hours loading it from my house
and it was over here. It's really cool.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
And the other thing is once they receive it, you
can update it every day if you want. You can
continuously change the photos in your Aura frame, and you
can do it so effortlessly all year long. Every frame
comes packaged in a premium gift bock and no price
tag on it, so you don't even have to wrap
the darn thing.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
There's a special irony messing up the word effortlessly.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Yeah, I know, right, it took effort to make it.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Effortlessly Yeah, that's like is the word for people with lisps?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (33:15):
It is?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Really?

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Well, we don't say that black company. You know, there's
isn't it roticism? It's some really difficult or to say,
it's like, hey, you know what's not difficult.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
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Speaker 4 (33:50):
Us by mentioning the Bob and Tom show at check out.
I'm just telling a friend of mine who's about to
have he and his wife are about to have their
first baby. Huh, And I said, this is the perfect
gift for your for your mom, Yes, for grandma. Yeah,
you know, every couple of days you put a new
picture of the kid on that and we're sitting on
her desk and show, Oh what a surprise. And this
is such a great idea. I'm a huge fan. I

(34:13):
didn't know about this. It's one of those things where
again I'm in the dark, as you know, an aligant
on Earth.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
I couldn't get over the fact that you could load
it from a remote location. And it's easy to do because,
as you know, I'm about as tech savvy as an anvil.
Coming up here and it is simple, yeah, coming up,
more of your coming up, more of your letters. The
word simpleton often applies to me many many of your surprise,

(34:39):
most are not coming up. We're going to talk with
our winner. We'll do the shoe wing of the week
and our winner of our competition, and I want you
to do this today. Please everybody get involved for week
thirteen of the NFL three games tomorrow. Of course it's Thanksgiving,
and all you got to do is pick all the
winners for week thirteen. Just pick the winners, don't worry
about the spread. And last week only one person got

(35:03):
all the games right, and we're gonna talk to him.
He's Richard Mannus. We talk to him in just a
few minutes. But you can enter for week thirteen by
going to bobintom dot com slash contest. We're in the
Aralioto part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (35:17):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
The show is also out there for you on our
YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and
Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show.
Thank you so much for being here on Thanksgiving Eve.
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company News desk, Y

(35:39):
Pat Godwin there, Hey, Josh Jevoski the Prize Picksports Desks.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Hey, man A's Cosby.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
I'm Josh Arnold the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair
and Tom. I have a song stuck in my head
and I don't know the artists. I have a guess,
but I don't know, sir.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Ricky, Ricky mos Okay, Mary Lou, I'm so in love
with you. How'd you get that in your head? You
know what? That was?

Speaker 5 (36:04):
My dad would play that all the time. For some reason,
it's just popped into my head.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Maybe he loved to marry Lou once. I don't know
he married to Cindy. Yeah. I saw Rick Nelson in
concert A Bunch a Bunch Yeah? Is he the guy
that's in real Bravo as well?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Okay, are one of those some of those West Yeah,
you wouldn't have the Eagles if you didn't have Rick Nelson.
That's a uh, do your do your rock homework. He
was a famous TV star and he's also in the
wackiest ship in the Army. Dude, I've seen that great. Yes,
I liked it. Jack Wharton one of my favorite actors

(36:47):
of all time. Wasn't there, like the Nelson Brothers or something. Yeah,
David Nelson, Ricky Nelson, Ozzie Nelson was their dad. Ricky
Nelson an overlooked figure in rock. He's got that great song,
pat what is that garden party? Garden party? But I
used to go see him. He would play the bottom
Line in New York and I saw him. I saw
him here. I saw him at one of the funny

(37:08):
things that Rick Nelson did. He was he was on
stage and this is pre cell phone. Of course he's
been gone for a while, but he was on tage
and he saw someone in the audience that wanted to
take a picture. And I'm kid you not, he was
he He positioned himself and posed while singing a song.
It was really kind of a generous gesture to do

(37:30):
and he was a super good looking guy.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Yeah, it was very handsome. My aunt was really had
a real big crush on him.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
I remember what was the relation In the eighties and nineties,
there was Nelson Sons, those twin sons. Now are do
we have our winner on the phone here? Oh? Sorry,
I thought it was this. Yeah, no, damn right it is.
I were going Eastern time today. Okay, yeah, we're sorry.

(37:59):
I'm sorry, no idea, we h. I was trying to
find out the word. We were discussing the fact that
in an earlier broadcast moment, Christy Lee, you you struggled
with the word effortlessly, which really is a silly word
that doesn't need to be. And we all have words
we can't We all have words we can't pronounce it.

(38:20):
Your your word is municipal, munist you always say union.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
Now, I am very good about it. Municipal just screwed
it up.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Every everybody else everybody has one. I've got many. But
and what's the word We're always trying to think of
the word for someone who can't a lisp?

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Well, this isn't just a lisp. What I said was roticism.
And that's when someone can't pronounce ours.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
My sister had that's cruel. That word starts with an R. Yeah, yeah,
that is one of the cruel ones. And if this
for the word for stammering, I believe is disfluency.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
So did you?

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Did you? It's just just not fair. Who are these
people to think of this? That's just mean. We were
talking about Christmas?

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Who does make up words? We could make up a word?
Why can't we make.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Up I might up words with my dogs all the time.
The Greeks made up a lot Latin, the Latins Shakespeare.
Shakespeare made up like a thousand.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
I mean, now, I guess you just put two words
together and you get a word.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Oh we have all kinds of new words. Yeah, yeah,
you talk about them all the time, living organism. Who
makes them? Like the fact? Did they just emerge? Like
we could come up with a word and it could
become a worse.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
I heard a guy the other day say the word fantabulous.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Oh that's been around for a while. Really, yeah, I
had never heard.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
I loved it.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Yeah, a guy that knew in high school was a
real stone or he used it all the time. Now
he's a Greek Orthodox priest. Huh, so what that's interesting. Yeah,
it is interesting. Got the Zzy to out beer, the
whole thing. It's got some weird name now some religious
sound approving. You know. Hey, how's like going tedo, I'm

(40:07):
Bob A ramdaso. Oh good for you. Congratulations. Yeah, yeah,
dear Bob in time show writes our good buddy Ramon
and Orlando for my money. The Johnny Mathis Christmas album
is the quintessential holiday album.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
And we were talking about Johnny Mathis yesterday. I guess
he's finally done his last concert. Yes, really yeah, and
uh he's the guy you know, he's kind of does that. Yeah,
but you sound like him. He's great. And our what's
the name of our comedian friend that Brad Upton's hoping

(40:46):
for him for years, and he said, Johnny Mathis is
a great guy. It's a really nice guy. Yeah, that
is cool. And he's the guy that we found out
he was. He's like five seven, but he had he
had the high jump record in Californian and out high
jumped Bill Russell at five seven. He jumped over what
six six foot? You said six five. I don't know
if that's even seven odd. He could almost jump over

(41:08):
Bill Russell. Bill Russell was I think seven feet but yeah,
it was or something close. But the point is he
actually went up against Bill Russell in high school. He
was a champion. I think San Francisco stay range. Isn't
that crazy that he's uh that that he would be
And that was again pre Fosberry flop. For those of

(41:28):
you that are high jump fans, why do you let
the Fosburry flop? I will go on record as saying.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
It's fine, but you are abnormally obsessed with the Fosburry.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
No, because how many people revolutionize the sport single handed? Yeah,
jumped up about six inches with that method. That was
pretty That's what everybody does.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
But that's fine, and don't you go okay and that's it.
That's it, and not bringing up high school. I don't
live my life with that just bouncing around my head.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
I know that's because you're too busy singing Hello, Merry,
little goodbye heart. I contend the best Christmas album is
Amy Grant. Her first Christmas album is amazing. Yeah, that's it.
There's so many good ones out. Don't sleep on John
Denver and the Muppets. I'll tell you that it is good.
Now here's one. Well, Charlie Brown Christmas, my favorite Christmas song.

(42:23):
This is Lance the Mailman in Saga on Michigan Run
DMC Christmas and Hollis. Absolutely what's Hollis? Is that a
place in Queens? What is it in Queens? Oh? I
would think you would know. It's where Ron used to
d m C. I'm sure Tom never went to the Yeah,

(42:45):
I was busy in that area.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Your family told me to stay out of it. That's
that's where I lived, right in the edge of Harlems.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Did you do the Harlem No, I did the Harlem Run.
I did the Harlem Street, Harlem Cross. My friend, my
friend Gary got mugged in the morning side park one.
Oh that's point at knife Point. Oh yeah, uh now
more letters here, let's see. Hey guys. Oh, we went

(43:15):
to see Willy last Saturday. It was great Nelson. Uh no,
my son. Also we swapped jerseys.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Wonder what that means.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
I'm Willy must have rated jersey and they trade today. Guy,
is he home for Thanksgiving? Yeah, he'll be home tomorrow.
He's working tonight in Chicago. Cool.

Speaker 13 (43:32):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Now we need to move. Oh wait a minute, we
got to take it. Yeah, we gotta take a short
break here. Let's go take some dumps and come back. Okay,
all right, yeah, we do it as a group. Hold, yeah,
we hold hands and rotates this time. Let's go counterclockwise.
That's gonna throw me. Okay, Christy, Christie, you're I have

(43:54):
to start? Can you imagine? How does that happen? Never
do that? On this show. Coming up, we have your
Thanksgiving kitchen helpers, and also we have suggestions from reader
Sideeshist on how to get a loan time during your Thanksgiving?
Is this from like an old issue? Some of them

(44:16):
are stupid?

Speaker 12 (44:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:18):
I love it. It's it you'll I think you'll enjoy it.
We are enjoying this life in the Oreilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
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you so much for joining us. We're live from the
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news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Jeff Hooker has stepped in. Hello,
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(44:58):
that I hate Stephen Singer to find out why he's
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Most hated jeweler in America.

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By other jewelers. That's I hate Stephensinger dot com. And
there is the one and only Tom Turkey.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 13 (45:13):
You.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
I called you Tom Turkey because of Thanksgiving. Yeah, you know,
Tom's one of those names that usually associated you Tom Turkey. Hey,
thanks Peeping Tom. Oh yeah, Uncle Tom?

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Sorry three Mom Tom. Do you even get thrown into
that Tom Dick and Harry.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Lately? That wouldn't be I mean, there aren't that many uh,
folks by the name of Tom, Dick or Harry anymore. Yeah,
there aren't a lot. It'd be like, what are the
common names now, Liam? Every Yeah, every Noah, Yeah, every
Noah Eam and Liam Yeah. Okay, Uh Now miss Hooker

(45:56):
is here, so I'm gonna have to reread this letter
we got yes, you missed it. We had a I
can't call it a flight. Apparently, uh Kelly. Kelly's mom
Cindy made us some delightful and we were enjoying them,
and then we got a letter yesterday from a woman
saying that you really haven't lived. You have had duck eggs.

(46:17):
You brought duck eggs in here, didn't you want?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (46:20):
I have duck eggs all the time.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
And yeah, apparently they're slightly larger.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
They're Yeah, they're big. They could be up to like
three or four regular.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
And they're tasty chicken eggs.

Speaker 8 (46:30):
Oh yeah, they taste exactly.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Pat, when you buy duck eggs, do you use cash?

Speaker 4 (46:35):
I put it on my bill. Pat, I'm sorry that
I drug you. I dragged you into that. You watch
the Machinations of the I know this is a joke.
Category one dick jokes, no category. But we got this
nice letter. This comes to us from Sarah. She is

(47:00):
on a farm. She refers to this as a blow
your underwear off, incredible, erection inducing deviled eggs made of
quail eggs. Have you ever tried these?

Speaker 8 (47:10):
Yeah, we've had quail eggs here too.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
They're tiny, right, they're tiny.

Speaker 8 (47:13):
I don't know how you would Yeah, how would you
do that?

Speaker 4 (47:16):
It sounds like she she just does it exactly like
it's probably rather labor intensive. Yeah, but she says they're terrific.

Speaker 8 (47:24):
They're pretty size of a supplement smaller.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
They're like this big.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Aren't they the size of a.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Smaller than a golf ball? Oh yeah, okay, kind of
an odd shape, almost like easter egg canny thing. Yes,
but milk ball can easter egg, but the duck thing.
Do you prefer them to regular chicken eggs?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:46):
I do.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
I like them and they're big and then you don't
have to crack as many eggs, but you get just
as much protein.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
And the phrase is once you go quack, you'll never
go back. That is it's exactly right. Yeah, once against
Sorry we uh why is that bother ace? Well, I
think the origin of that is just trying to be funny.
Eight b A being black bothers time. Yeah, that's so funny.

(48:17):
I never noticed. Well, it's a time to push on,
I thought, perhaps with a Thanksgiving just around the corner.
Before we get to sports, we have from readers Digest
this the following information.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
Christmas holidays can be overwhelming. Of course, we all know
that's Digest has shared some tips for stealing some time alone. Right,
so you're at to get together and you need some
quiet time, you could a forget an ingredient that gives
you an excuse to run to the grocery store and
give yourself a break.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
You know, I've never done that, but I've been at
family things where hey, shoot, we're out of this, I'll
go get it.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yes. Yeah. Remember when you were sixteen you could strive
and your mom would go, hey, I need some butter.
You'd find a store thirty miles away just to get some. Yeah,
the same thing. Get away for a while. It's a
good one.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Number two, take an important call. Even if you don't
actually have a call to take, you can take a
few minutes to yourself.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
Oh but I always use Tom as the call, so
I'll be like, it's my boss and everybody's like, oh,
we understand.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
This is going to take a while.

Speaker 7 (49:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Now, when you do that, do you move your lips
and pretend to be talking while you're standing outside?

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (49:34):
Yeah, yeah, I'll just I just shake my head a
lot because I'm talking to you. I'm not gonna get
a word in.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Yeah. You Now, for example, I do not like parking
and parking and building facilities at parking garage. Hate them.
I had to do it yesterday and apparently everyone on
earth was sick. I had to go to the hospital
with Finn and it was like nowhere to park. I
almost wrecked my car threetol.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
So the other people at the hospital bothered you because
they were there.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Yes, I I'd rather park in a nice field. But
the larger point here is when people get mugged in
parking garages almost So what you're supposed to do, they.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Say, is children's hospital.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Yeah, you're supposed to. Uh, you're supposed to pretend you're
talking on your phone. Yeah. And apparently mugger they know
you have a phone to steal. Yeah. Apparently the rule
of thumb is the muggers will stay away from you.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
That they will take your phone, especially, and you're what
they will take your phone.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
I'm not parking in Europe, although I might as well
have parts in Europe. At the time, I found a
spot number three. This is a good one. Go outside
and play fetch with the dog.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
Yeah, that's good. My dad does that a lot.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Really, so you get away from the group and he
doesn't even have a dog. Just throw sticks. You can
offer to.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Walk or play with your host's dog, simultaneously helping out
and giving your you a break from the crowd. All right,
break away with one person, grab a relative, you click with.
This has had to have been written.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Yeah, yeah, I know this. This. I think this comes
to us from the early fifties.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
Find an excuse to show them something in another room.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
I want to I want to see my want to
see my scar or second cousins that don't count.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Yeah, that's a weird one. You're not going to take
somebody in somebody else's house and go, hey, I want
to show you something.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Yeah, that's that sounds marijuana. You're my second cousin. That
means we can do it twice. That's how he came
up with it. You know you want a.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Second HILP number five, go to the bathroom. Excusing yourself
to the bathroom gives you about ten minutes of a
lone time. Oh boy, and if you can pick one
in a less high traffic.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Well sure, yeah, be gone for ten minutes in my house.
You get teased, Yeah, you come back after ten minutes.
It's yeah right. I think the best way to break
away just walk up and go, hey, this epstein thing's
bugging me. If that doesn't clear the room. Here's one.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
This is according to Reader's Digest. Make up a safety excuse.
Excuse yourself to see if there's ice on the driveway,
or to check if your door is locked. Use those
few seconds to take some deep breaths.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Okay, to check if your doors are locked on your car.
Oh okay, come on.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
I can do that on my phone now, but thank you.
Lean into being disorganized. Excuse yourself to tidy up a
small area, perhaps a guest room. Last minute holiday prep
like gift wrapping, also works as an excuse for some
alone time.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
What well, you're somebody else's house. Hey, Margaret, got any paper,
I'm gonna go wrap a few gifts. You're out of
Scotch tape, so you all go to the store and
buy some. On that way, you cover two different excuses.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
If you would like some alone time, you could give
yourself a chore, like volunteer to do the dishes, to
grab a few minutes of solitude.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
I remember just the guy, like my uncles, my dad,
They would just step outside. No one was ever said
they you would just look outside and someone was on
the porch. That's what I've missed smoking the most. About smoking, yeah,
I always had an excuse to get away from everyone.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
And number nine just walk it off after dinner, say
you've eaten too much.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
I need to go for a walk. Go for a walk.
The typical American Thanksgiving dinner. You're gonna have to walk
from Chicago to La to work off the calories. When
what about when you see you when you were smoking
to get alan? Didn't the other smokers though, join you
and you had that little cadre of your well.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
In my house, I was the only smoker, so it
allowed me some freedom.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Okay, now what about vapors? Do they do they congregate?

Speaker 5 (53:50):
I would always say if there were two smokers, one
of my uncles would inevitably find a tree to look at,
like just kind of remember just kind of staring at
the sweet gumball tree.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
And my grandpa. Were these store bought cigarettes or were
the funny smell? Oh it was just a yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
I think it was just a I'm just gonna wander
over here, and yeah, oh yeah, he's still healthy.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
And time well spent.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Guy.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Men just find something to Usually at some point all
the men end up in the garage or in the basement.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Uh, well, we don't have we're looking at a car
or somebody's rojab.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
These days, you've got football.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
On from noon to right.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
They all sit in the basement watchingsgiving.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Yeah, and then of course there's always a passing around
to the phone. Did you see this the iPads? Oh? Yeah,
that's when I excuse myself. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
I don't have a lot of social media going on
Thanksgiving there.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
I'd like to see the numbers. I bet they're huge.
Well in your house for sure, your younger kids and yeah,
anywhere with uh you know teens. Now, will you watch
one of your Hallmark movies? No, man, Friday Friday is
the official Hallmark movie day.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
I'll take down the Thanksgiving my Thanksgiving decorations, Yes, put
those back in the proper toats.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Dismantle the gravy boat, the s s Arnold. It's more
of a ship really, what I'm curious real quick? What
is your Thanksgiving display?

Speaker 7 (55:31):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (55:31):
I have things around the house. Uh you know these
birds sort of dressed in autumnal colors you get from Target.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Have you seen?

Speaker 4 (55:40):
And these are for the benefit of yourself?

Speaker 6 (55:42):
Me?

Speaker 5 (55:42):
I enjoy that And you know your father can see
you from heaven, right, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
kind of why I do it.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Just uh, you know, piss a ball, put your roller
skates on for old times, You go to the you
go to the lead lined room for those special moments.
I can't see through the ghost angels. Angels can't see
through lead. So when it's you know, jack time, I've.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Got signs that say, like, you know, gather and very
nicely gather. Yeah, love the love you don't I don't
have to live laugh love attack Yeah. Oh yeah, well yeah,
here's three things you can't control. Live, laugh, love Those
just that just happens. You might as well just put digest,
breathe and blink.

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Christie cook, Christie cooked, pray. It's kind of I've had
her cooking and I was not that sick. Okay. Stock
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Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Thank you, Jeffy. There's Ays Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold, the
I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. And there he is
the man, the legend, Tom Griswold, right on. What are
you exactly responsible for? Tomorrow? Tom cooking? Wat the turkey? Okay?
And how many pounds are you dealing with this year?
I don't know because I went to get it in
the place I always go. They were out of them.

(01:01:18):
Oh waited till the last minute, Yeah, yesterday. I it's
a long story. I had to I spent a couple
hours a medical facility. Not for me, but if everything's
everything's good once again. I parked an Eastern Europe and
I got there on time for the the Uh. Yeah,
so Sam picked up a turkey, but I'll be doing

(01:01:39):
that tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Every year I've cooked a turkey the last I don't know,
five six years or something. And every year, though, I
do go online and just look again to see.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Yeah, I have terrible anxiety and I've done it year
after year after year.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
Yeah, you still kind of get a little nervous or
on shore. And I was on the Food Network website
and I didn't know this. They said if and I'm
not saying you should do this all right, because I
don't know. But according to the Food Network, if you
have a you can cook a frozen turkey in the
and it said just add fifty of the full cooking time.

(01:02:14):
So let's say you have a twenty pounder, it's gonna
take four and a half hours you and if it's frozen,
you add two hours and fifteen minutes to that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Or you could take it out right now and have
it thaw. No, it won't time. Yeah. I had to
put my four pounds per day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
I had to take mine out Sunday night for it
to be done by Thursday.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
And they recommend that you put it in the refrigerator
completely uncovered overnight before you cook it, because it kind
of dries out the skin and you get a crispier
skin that way.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I'll do that today. Yeah, don't
forget to reach in there deep Yeah, yeah, I don't forget. Yeah, yeah, junk.
Take all the giblet packet all that stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
Giblets are giblets, I say, clip, I say, I say
ablish the educated.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Yes, I've college, I have o giblets. Uh. There are
two kinds of people in this world. Huh. You got
your giblets and your giblets. Okay, that's what we're gonna do,
and then we're gonna fight about it. I grew up
a special way.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
That sounds like one of those wacky restroom labelings. Oh
we got the gibbets and the gibbets.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
Yeah, that happened to me the other day. Oh yeah,
now where it was, I was like, what, wait a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
I always put those and I boil them and chop
them up for the dogs. That's nice. Yeah, I throw
them away. Man, I would take them. Oh you do
very good. I was. We had this thing about alone moments,
how to be a loan, Thanksgiving when you when you
know you run and a conversation. Yeah, do you have
a blender. That's always a good one. He tell me

(01:03:53):
more about your politics. Oh that also will step on
a punchline at a comedy club. Owners. Yeah, so don't
forget the one. The biggest error I made one year
is I bought one of those big aluminum foil pans

(01:04:17):
and there's a piece of paper on the bottom of it,
and I pulled it off, but I didn't realize the
rubber cement stuff stuff. A couple hours into my kitchen
smelled like burning plastic. Mike had to throw the turkey.
Had toss the turkey.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
And don't forget to put that of that aluminum pan
on another pan because it's not going to be.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Actually buy two of them and put two together. That
was a That was a safety tip I read yesterday.
So you don't drop the turkey when you take it out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Of the oven.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
I have a black speckled That leads us to this
news story of tools that are recommended for the kitchen
one of these. If you need this, you're an idiot
and you shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen. But we'll
begin at the beginning. Christy, what have you got over there?

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Digital thermometer? An instant read digital thermometer. It's vital to
making sure that roast turkey and other dishes reach one
hundred and sixty five fahrenheit to eliminate the risk of
food poisoning.

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
What do you put it into the deepest part of
the thigh, is what I've heard.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Yes, yeah, and you always say take that bitch when
you yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
And you don't rely on the pop up thermometer, by
the way, on the turkeys.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
No, rely on the pop ups. No, yeah, and the
doesn't a chick have one that reads out on his phone?

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
I have one, Jeffy, Jeff got that. Cheff told me
about it. Yeah, that's awesome. You put it in the
turkey while it's cooking. Yeah, and it'll you can check
it on your phone it done.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Yep, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Make sure it is the type that can be in there. Yeah,
you don't want it to well.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
No, is it like a rectal thermometer? That's what I
use Yeah, I think those are the most Now, what
did the company that makes this thing have the the
cleverness to have when instead of beeping it plays that
turkey song? Cooler?

Speaker 8 (01:06:12):
You know there's a turkey song straw.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Yeah, it's usually played by ice cream truck.

Speaker 8 (01:06:19):
That's what that song is called.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Yeah, there are a couple you'll you'll recognize it though
when you hear what is it called Turkey in the
straw straw? Yeah, you're right, we said it seven Is
it Turkey in the straw? In the It might be
Turkey of the strong. I say turkey the Turkey of
the straw sounds like a T. S. Eliot poem. November

(01:06:42):
is the cruelest month if you're a turkey, the wadler
and the gobbler of the Turkey of the straw. Okay,
oh is this is this a?

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
And in the straw and they take out the neck
and zip it in your pants. You know that trick,
don't you? Yeah? Oh, we all know that when you
take those jibbls, I'll take that turkey neck neck fellas
and zip it so it's dangling out of your pants
and answer the door and go, oh my god, there's

(01:07:15):
been a terrible accident with a blender.

Speaker 8 (01:07:17):
It's not as funny when I do it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
It's weird when you do it. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
The other great one, of course, is the pumpkin pie trick.
And you've never done this. It's a classic. I was
taught this by it. I was taught this by Reverend Jarvis,
a good friend of mine. You put a doll up
of a pumpkin pie shoe, and you walk up to
something and say, oh my god, I stepped in dog poop.

(01:07:44):
You reach down, taste it and go yep. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
You know how Tom likes things on He'll eat things
off a shoe.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Right, especially things that look like poop. Yeah. I like
to say all of my friend, the Reverend Jarvis.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
Reverend would ever be friends with you. Reverend Horton Heat.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Very fine musician.

Speaker 7 (01:08:05):
Though.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
Here where we're six kitchen tools that can make or
break your Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Color coded cutting boards. This is ridiculous. Color coded cutting boards.

Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
Using dedicated cutting boards for each food item will help
produce the risk of cross contamination in the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Sure well.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
It will also prove to everyone that you are so
anal attended red.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
Could be used for me yellow for poultry, green for
vegetables labeled.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
Yeah, when I worked in the restaurant, that's how all
the cutting boards. Well that makes sense, but this seems
if your house. Really I'm a large and a.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Small Jeff for you a cook in the restaurant or wow,
it was a cook and that's why such a good cook. Now.
How many makeout sessions did you have in the walking freezer?

Speaker 8 (01:08:52):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Oh you do it? Yeah, I heard that's the thing.
That's good stuff. Did you ever have a what's the
delicate to say this orgasm? No? No, no, don't be
so crass, A like a roll in the hay type situation. Yeah,
in the in the in the walk in, not just
the makeout session sex. Did you do it in the

(01:09:15):
walking cooler or the makeout lesson?

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Oh I know, oh, handy, there there was no vigorous
roger ing or lippy Okay, yeah, a little lippy? Yeah thing,
chick's not here. I have a piece of lppy eight
eighty six. Never mind. So these are once again tools
you need for Thanksgiving. What else you got? Sharp knives? Well,
that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
The old knife requires more pressure and can cause dangerous slips.
Sturdy roasting pans. As we were just talking about metal
roasting pan lessons. The risk of dropping a hot bird
when taking it out of the oven.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
Hot bird, just not hot bird in a pinch.

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
Experts say you can stack two foil roasting pants together.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
But in a pinch not recommended. Yeah, how it wouldn't matter. No,
it's in a pinch. I put it on a cook
right cooking sheet.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
Yeah, what do you guys? Put in the in the pan?
Then chopped up onions, celery, apple.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
I shove apples inside the body cavity and you throw
them away. Yeah it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
So if I cut up an apple and throw it
in because I usually have celery and stuff, it won't
make it too apple all right, Okay, it makes it moist.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Hot cooking is important.

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
Experts recommend putting leftovers away within two hours to prevent
bacterial growth that can cause illness, and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Out for six hours. I know you sit out all
day and then the last but not least A ruler.
See this is where I draw the line. Now, if
you're this stupid ruler, you shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen.

Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
A ruler could be used when storing leftovers to make
sure dense foods like stuffing and sweet potatoes reach a
depth of no more than two inches to allow for
quick and complete cooling in the refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Okay, if you can't eyeball two inches, well, Pat, I
know what two inches see it every day. You're gonna
see it next break.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
I don't want something happened one minute ago that was
so funny to me, and I think everybody missed it,
but it bears repeating. Christy said, you need a ruler
in the kitchen. Tom said that's where I draw the line,
and Pat said, well, then you're gonna need the ruler.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
I'm doing my own show. I'm sorry I missed that.
If you really you have to. Can you imagine how
anal retentive would you be if you go to a
small gathering and the red the red cooking board is
for this, and then the yellow one and then you
I've got a ruler to measure the depth of the potatoes. Jesus.

(01:11:50):
The one important thing to have is I've already done this.
Get a bunch of those throwaways containers, so you guess,
because there's no way you're gonna eat the extra ten
pounds of turkey you have everybody take some home. And
that's that's that's a good mom. It's always nice, isn't it. Yeah? Yeah,
I what's not on the list? I think you mentioned
this before? A gun? A gun? What do we what

(01:12:11):
do we need?

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
I thought that was for the other story we were
talking about trying to get away.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Yeah, I buy my turkey is already killed. Yeah, no, no, no,
it's it's just in case they the crowd gets rowdy. Yeah,
blanks admitted. Yeah, you don't even have to be fire
and sometimes just lifting it up. Yeah yeah, but if
you do have to the blanks and you can fire,
that'll get that the crowd to calm down. Yeah, stop
talking politics, and you don't blow a hole in your ceiling.
I think a fire extinguisher that's necessary. A fire blanket, Yeah,

(01:12:39):
I've got. I've got a fire blanket and a fire extent.
Do you have a fire blanket, Josh, yeah, it keeps
my fire extinguisher warm. I have two. I have two
fire blankets, one next to the fireplace and one in
the kitchen. Okay, coming up, we got you another week.

Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
Speaking of turkeys, Yeah, because we have a lot of
games tomorrow, all.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Right, Yeah, now, and they did lee off xen x
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chloroform myself, I'm out. And once again, and once again
the phrase if you want to be left alone, bring
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Try that around your lady friends. Uh, we're coming up.
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Yes, I am a cold fan, but I picked against
him last week.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Oh you did, Yeah, you got all fifteen and right.
It's a shame because it's a shame that the Colts
decided to go home after the after the third quarter.
They did kind of a kind of a shame. They
forgot that they were away. They wanted to leave the
game early so they didn't get caught in traffic.

Speaker 6 (01:16:14):
Yeah, take on Houston at home this week, and it's
the Colts are Colts minus four.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
What do you think.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
I'm gonna take the Colts. Houston's got the number one defense,
but I'm gonna take the Colts.

Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
I think you're going to win they're going to be angry. Yeah,
I think they're gonna be really upset. I'm going to
take the Colts as well.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
Okay, yeah, all.

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
Right, any other games that you want to pick? Do
you have another favorite team?

Speaker 7 (01:16:44):
Oh? I like Cincinnati, but well.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Yeah, Burrows back. That'll be awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
Cincinnati getting seven. Yeah, they're getting seven against the Orioles.
Orioles Baltimoreans.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
You know something, think the Orioles. I'm gonna change my bed.
That's not something I thought I was high.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
I wish I were. I wish it were high. No,
it's they're playing the Ravens Bengels.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Ravens.

Speaker 7 (01:17:18):
Yeah, you say Burrow's bag. Yes, yeah, a man, Well,
I gotta go with the Ravens. Man, I hate that.
But Burrow ain't gonna be like you know, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
Gonna take the Bengals though I love I can't. Okay
against the Bengals.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
And then let's see, I want to pick your husband's team. Well,
I was looking for it. I don't see it on
here about Detroit. It's Detroit versus green Bay right here.
Green Bay getting three. That's big Thanksgiving date, first game tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:17:55):
Yeah, you know, Detroit loses a lot on Thanksgiving? Uh wow, Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
Give you take the lions.

Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
Oh I got to take the pack or I be
in trouble. So packers plus.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Three for me. Christie's boyfriend, I mean friend, sorry Christian
Christie's husband.

Speaker 15 (01:18:15):
Sorry, yeah, boyfriend's Yeah, her boyfriend's a Raiders fan.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
See what I did there was I imply? Yeah? Oh
everybody knows what we're talking about. Okay, Hey, Richard, congratulations.
Are you a married guy, a single guy? What's happening
in your life?

Speaker 7 (01:18:38):
Been married seven years?

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
All right? Are you are you going to be celebrating Thanksgiving?
And if so, are you doing the cooking?

Speaker 7 (01:18:46):
Oh? No, I don't know. I don't cook.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Man, Okay, I don't blame you.

Speaker 13 (01:18:51):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:18:51):
Yeah, I supervise, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
Sure? Sure? Now is your wife going to be doing
the cooking?

Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
Okay, all traditional?

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
Uh he does the cooking and I all gotta do
is bring in the tables and chairs and then at
one o'clock sat down watch football.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Oh wow, you've got a maid. So do you eat
at noon?

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
I eat about one o'clock, right, I eat during the game.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
All right, Oh, well we're not eating so four this year?
Very late, but you turned you turn the games.

Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
Everybody, Yes, everybody else is at the table eating, but
I'm in here by myself eating and watching the game.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
That's how a bad deal is.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Okay, well, good, good, good for you, Richard, right ctly appreciated. Well,
thanks for listening, Richard, and best of luck with your holiday.
And will you be making any wagers? Uh with respect
to the weekend?

Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
Yeah, I got a thing going on me. I bet
with my brother and I got a good friend out
in Arizona. We bet every week about three or four games,
and uh go from there. See, and I've been I've
been kind of uh.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
All right, I think so Like like I said, you
got fifteen or fifty. Well, Richard, it's a great pleasure, and.

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
Your wife's going to get a lovely gift thanks to
Stephen Singer Jewelers.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Well, I mean he doesn't necessarily give it to his wife.
He could maybe maybe get something for himself.

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
Well, that's kicking out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
So do you wear Do you wear an ear ring?
By chance? Richard?

Speaker 7 (01:20:28):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Okay, but I'm not judging. I just it's to wants
to know if you'll go on a day and in
the left pocket Okay, Hey Richard, thanks a lot. Congratulations Thanksgiving, sir.

Speaker 7 (01:20:41):
Okay, thank you guys. Man.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
I like Richard. This guy nice guy. Uh and and
notice that he doesn't cook. I've been enlightened to something.
We were talking about everybody's favorite Christmas songs. Miss Hooker,
do you have a favorite Christmas song? Basically?

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:20:56):
Yeah, Christmas Wrapping is my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
The waitresses. Yeah, I mentioned that that's a good one.
I've been informed this is a good song. I'm not
familiar with it. And run d m C Christmas Hollis
who I met in an elevator once.

Speaker 8 (01:21:15):
Yeah, it's a great song. It's a great holiday song.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Really is this a rap? No?

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
They it's a three part harmony.

Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
That was what they were known for.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
I don't know. Sometimes these artists go off, let's see,
wait a minute, you're gonna hate this. I am now,
I'm trying to find it. What happened to it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Was this?

Speaker 11 (01:21:39):
It?

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Here? Is this? It? Does this sound like a rap song?
That's not it either? Okay, oh, this is it?

Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
Here?

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
This must be it? Here so far, so good?

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
This is bells all the way.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
That's so good. They sing it all or enjoy how
they're setting up the table. They're playing horns. I thought
you would like that.

Speaker 12 (01:22:26):
At the dog when I seen a man kill him
when his dog at the park the very stone, he
whooped my hot full of fift his dog.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
I see.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
So it's a story song. Is that there's a there's
a reindeer in the park. Is that what's going on? Yeah?
Flying over? Okay, good, I'll have to miss you won't listen? Okay?
I did meet those guys in an elevator. Yeah, we know.

Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
Did you talk to him?

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
I said, I admire your duchie wrote that's what he said.
I don't believe that that didn't There's no way I recognize.
We're in the Adida stuff for the one that well,
the one guy had the rabbi had on. I knew
who they were. I'm not an idiot. I was terrified.
They had some good They had some goon with them.
Look like you could tear my head off. Must have

(01:23:14):
been their bodyguard. Well, thanks for joining us. We've got
coming up a special event here on the Bobbin Tom Show,
mister Oski mentioned he was going to be getting a
haircut in a beard trim, So we have brought Christine
Hazel in a professional stylist who is going to work
on Jeff's hair and beard. And you haven't decided exactly
what you're going to do with the beard. What you're thinking

(01:23:35):
of going with? What what do you call it? The
polish stash?

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
Yeah, like the big fat and then you don't like it,
you can trim it down.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
Yeah, okay, so but you'd keep the beard real tight,
and then just on the beard and then we'll decide
about the most All right, what about the hair? How
deep you can because you have what I referred to
earlier as the isra uh professional. I want it nice, okay,
high and tight. Yeah, I'll let her. I mean, she's

(01:24:05):
the professional.

Speaker 5 (01:24:06):
Very good Okay, hot?

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
Ye is she hot? He didn't ask if she's married.
She's she's a lovely woman, very attractive, and is married
to the nicest guy I've ever met. So now you're
gonna flirt with you guys a punk. Okay. We're going
to return to the barbershop slash O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

(01:24:30):

Speaker 14 (01:24:32):
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Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show, Live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for
all your car care needs. Get the parts and service
you need fast from the professional parts people at oh
Riley Auto Arts. There's Christy Lee at the Sideline Insurance
Company news desk. Pat God went across the way. Hey, Josh,
guitar in hand, ready to go. There's jeffs Hooker.

Speaker 11 (01:25:09):
Hy Josh.

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Jeff Oske is that the Prize Picks Sports desk. He's
actually he's at the Prize Picks Sports barber chair. Yes,
he's in the salon. As hang on a second, did
we get a Jason? Did you get a picture of
him in the pre Uh? Okay, absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
What's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
What's happening over there?

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
I will first talk about as Cosby being over there.
I'm Josh Arnold that the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick
chair and Tom. What's happening is Jeff osk is about
to get his Thanksgiving glow up.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
Uh and uh? Now you when you arrived this morning
for the I didn't realize you had the fro because
you said that you were. Uh, usually you put what
do you call it? You call it product in your hair.
I love I love that word. We'll get Jeff's Mike
working here in a second. But I Jeff's hair when

(01:25:57):
it's wet like that, like it's got you know, looks great. Yeah,
it does beautiful, Like he has a killer head of hair. Yeah,
it's amazing. Yeah, look at you. I mean it's huge.
I mean it's it's full. And you're a man of
a certain agent with like forty two or something, and
and uh, it's.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
Got kind of a Dennis Millery. There's barely any gray
in it, effortless, but you your beard has a touch
of gray touch.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
Yeah, I mean it's not fully was trying to be polite,
you know, but it's it's kind of salt and pepper,
whereas Josh, just your chin is white for the most part.
I've got a little gray elsewhere. But yeah, it's really Yeah,
it's it's because I like that sweet sweet.

Speaker 8 (01:26:44):
And also really yeah, the juices through this.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
Sometimes I get the juices. Okay, I have a couple
of jokes I'd like to say, but I can't due
to uh, you see regulations in the fact that I'm
a discreet person. Now, Jeffrey, you have a very heavy beard,
and it's also very long. Yes, it's several inches long.
I I I compared him earlier Misooker to Tom Hanks

(01:27:15):
when he'd been stuck in the Castaway Island for quite
a while. Yeah, uh without the weight loss. Why you
do that?

Speaker 8 (01:27:29):
You're the king of doing that because he's a child
and he can't control the I want to people.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
They can't see him necessarily if they want to see him,
what would they have to do withys YouTube and Tom YouTube?
You can see when your hair is slicked back like that.

Speaker 8 (01:27:46):
I don't know how I'm gonna like uh clean cut jets.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
Oh wait, wait and see Oh man, I'm gonna look
so fat. Yeah that happens to me. No, I I am. Yeah,
But that slick back hair, you look like a thug
that you know in some movie, In some movie you
come and you kill somebody. I like that. You look
like a real bad nero an angel heart right, No,
it does. Yeah. Now Christine is doing our our hair cutting,

(01:28:14):
et cetera. Are you doing the head first or the
beard head first? That ext I told her. I know
there's a blow dry now I feel sorry, Christina? Are
you married? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Okay? I told her she she has free rain. I
told her she can do whatever she wants. She can
give me a mohawks.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
Are not saying she's married, daddy. I already said that. Okay, Now, Christine,
can you sty saddle up to the mic? He's the
eddy of the fight. What do you think? What are
you thinking now? Now Jeff's now that you've slicked his
hair back, he's the fro is gone. Yes, right now
you have a lump of clay in front of you.
What do you want to do? What are you thinking?

Speaker 11 (01:28:59):
I'm thinking something like, uh, we're gonna leave it a
little bit longer on.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
Top, and I'm not gonna buzz the sides down, but
it's going to be pretty tight. We're going to blend
that into this.

Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
Okay, Okay, Christine just grabs Jeff's Are.

Speaker 8 (01:29:15):
You all right, Jeffy?

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
This cape's cover? And ever hear did you ever hear
the story? Did you ever hear the story about the
hair salon lady that called the cops because she thought
the guy was jacking it. He was cleaning his glasses
underneath the april. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I'm cleaning
my glass. Now, Jeffrey, you say you were telling me this,

(01:29:37):
You put a so called product in your hair. What
is that called?

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
It's uh Jesse's soft curl. Yeah, I wish I had
Jesse's softer Yeah, what is it called? That's really what
it's called.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
It's her curly hair.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
And that and that sort of straightens it out. No,
I think it enhances your curl control. Did you ever
did you ever get a so called process?

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
I I got accused of it like many people that
I had my hair purned back in the eighties.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
But that was just my hair, okay, and you had
the full aura like fro. Yeah, I had the fro Okay. Okay, Well,
now do you have a song for us? I got
a song for the whole situation?

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:30:17):
What is a joke joke here and a joke joke there?
The acceptic character today, he's in the salon share in
the merry Old Land of Osca. Jip here they ought
to be looking like the fawns. He's in the shop
for hair repair and the merry Old Land of Osca.
His hair is long and his beard is so unkempt.

(01:30:40):
We'll pay the stylus extra to make a second attempt.
She's tax exempt. She's tax exempt, aren't you, Christine?

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Don't say yes?

Speaker 13 (01:30:49):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
Puff puff here, the puff puff there. The audience applause.

Speaker 12 (01:30:53):
There's a brand new scent now in the air in
the marijuana land of Oscar.

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
All right, okay, excellent. Well Christine, you cut the hair
of both men and women who tips better. I don't
mean I'm not the present company excluded if you had,
if you had to estimate in your career of cutting
hair for so long, do men tip better than women?
Or women better than men? Men tip better? I we

(01:31:23):
that day.

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
What race tips better? Not something we want to hope.
All right, we don't have to get into it. You
can tell me off you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Well, while while Christine does that, we'll squeeze in one
quick news story from Christilie at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
You know some families are not cooking a turkey this Thanksgiving.
They're actually adopting I hate this. That's right, this is
this is this pisses me off. It's you're teaching the
It's like when the president pardons the turkeys. That's total bs.
An increasing number of farm animal sanctuaries across the country

(01:32:04):
have started promoting adopted turkey programs as a means to
spare a few of the millions of turkeys that get
slaughtered for thanks Families quote unquote adopt turkeys and donate
money to their lifelong care and in return they receive photos, certificates,
and sometimes one on one visits with the birds.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
Yeah, my family, we don't want to take on that
kind of commitment, so we're.

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Just fostering, or you can choose to adopt one if
we want. Have you ever been around a turkey because
you're gonna want to kill it by the end of
the day.

Speaker 8 (01:32:36):
My grandpa got a turkey for Thanksgiving and then fell
in love with it and kept it as a pet.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
You're kidding, No, oh boy, this is what this adopting
a turkey and the thing where the president forgives that.
I hate that. So why this is what they call
performative You don't, well, that's exactly right, Yes, that's what

(01:33:02):
they do, your boy. JFK started it, your boy, that's
why Asphalt took about.

Speaker 6 (01:33:11):
At Love and Arms Animal Sanctuary and Colorado, Funds from
their sponsorship program helped pay for extending the turkeys outdoor
pasture area that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Feed to a proper charity. I'm with you, tom please,
I look, I get animal lovers, I really do. But
maybe donate to killing a turkey and feeding a family.
Maybe maybe there's a vegan charity that something isn't feed
feed the poor. Don't just try to save this one.

(01:33:44):
This is this is a photo op stuff. This is
the Eddie Haskell of of turkeys. Remember Eddie Haskell. Of
course Edie remember, but she's maybe aware. Eddie Haskell is
one of the great characters in the history of televice.
To remember, you'd have to you'd have to be and
you're not. One of the actress from Leave It to
Beaver died last week, thank god not but not Jerry

(01:34:07):
Mathers is hanging in there, ladieship. Yeah, but the tomorrow missus,
missus cleaver, you know, just lying to her and it's
all done. It's all done for effect. That's what this is.

Speaker 8 (01:34:19):
Were you that kid?

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
No, I don't think this is I think people really
believe they want to do they're doing a charitable thing
and helping a turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
That's this is not going to have Fewer people are
are gonna. I agree, are not going to eat turkey tomorrow.
But they think they're doing a good thing. They're idiots.

Speaker 6 (01:34:36):
Gobble and Waddle were the two turkeys that were pardoned
yesterday by the president.

Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
They should rename them. They should rename them Gravy and wishbone.
Lop their heads off in Washington, d C. And move forward. Well,
I didn't have the president cook them in the oven
and serve them up.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
Sorry, I don't think you're sorry, No, I'm yeah. I
think when all turkey's dead, what did a turkey do
to you?

Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
When you were you filled me up on make me
feel great on Thanksgiving Day? Okay, Christy, what's happening over there?
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Speaker 4 (01:36:43):
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Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
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Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
I was thinking about this adopting a Turkey thing. Yeah,
have you changed your mind? No, you'll get you that Christmas.
The worst part is splitting to the turkeys that you're
not their real father away and then then the turkeys
go to find their real parents and and break up

(01:37:09):
the family. Uh. Checking in on mister Oske. Oh, he
sure is bleeding a lots. Oh my gosh. Christine's a
great job.

Speaker 7 (01:37:19):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
You realize that Eddie can electrocute you with one flip
of a toggle, you know what, You're right. I grabbed
my mic and just yeah, all of a sudden, there's
a blue flame going between your microphone and your nose.
Christine is married to Eddie, who's our brilliant engineer.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:37:38):
Now coming up, Christy. Question me when I said there
were some great new contemporary Christmas songs I've got, I
just realized one of my very favorites is a relatively
new song like in Your World, In Everyone's World. It's
one of the it's one of the most streamed songs
in America. That's a fair question, right, Yeah, yeah, And

(01:38:00):
it's a I'm gonna play it for it when we
come back. It's a great song. I've forgotten about this one.
It's there. There are some newer songs, right okay when
we were.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
Turn Oh you got us all? I really got Christine.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Actually, and since with your duties around here, Eddie's got
several places he can electrocute you in the future. We
are in the Orelly Auto Part Studios and this is
the Bob and Tom Show. Hey, it's the Bomb and
Tom Show live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.
Pat Godwin's over there, Hello, just snipering.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
It up today. Oh thank you. There's Jess Hooker. Hello,
Jeff Osk at the Price Picks sports Desk. How you doing, Jeff?
I'm doing great. We'll discuss what's happening with you in
just a second. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold at
the I Hate Stevens Singer's sidekick cheer Tom. Will you
look at how handsome Jeff is looking? All Eddie. We've
got Christine Hazel here, a very fine salon artiste. And

(01:39:07):
what did you say, single woman?

Speaker 12 (01:39:08):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
No, she's married to Eddie. Our engineer Eddie. Yeah, you
know Eddie, You know, handsome Eddie. He's not white. What
so you're you're in a mixed relationship. What are you doing?
Did your parents approve of that?

Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
He's like Vietnamese or something Filipino.

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
It's all the same, it's all the same. And Jeffrey,
he's he's gonna be He's going to be replacing that
guy in Journey. He's a good singer sing remember Journey?

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
Wait wait, Eddie can sing. Yeah, but his wife is
saying no. You know he plays guitar.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
Guitar. Eddie plays guitar. M good with Weird and Gilly
and the Spy does and.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
He really does play guitar. The listeners, Eddie is what
one of the unsung heroes of the show.

Speaker 8 (01:40:06):
Yes, yeah, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
He's well sung. There's plenty of singing about Eddie. It's
a poem though. He's well sung. And jeff does know
a lot about the behind the scenes. Can you give
me a favorite Christine for a second? Can you part
his hair in the middle like Moses, because he's gonna
look like he's gonna look like one of those barbershop

(01:40:28):
quartet guys. Oh my god, look Oh yes, Oh my god,
that's pretty great. Oh that's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Give us a few measures of lighter rope.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
I won't ceo beavers. That's when they cut it out
of the music man, those candy asses. Now remember now, Christine,
I got into an argument earlier. We were we were talking.
We were talking about I love Christmas music, and I

(01:41:02):
mean and some of the stuff you might consider unhipped,
like Johnny Mathis. I'm a huge fan. Sure some of
the your Perry Como, Your.

Speaker 6 (01:41:10):
Of Andy Williams was always a big one growing up,
because you'd have that Christmas special.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
Remember that, I always go to a bunch of Christmas shows.
I'm gonna go see a straight no chaser.

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
I go every year.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
It's fantastic. My favorite Christmas show is Fiddler on the Roof.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
We go every year.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
Christmas and Santa Claus is on the roof with me.
The point is, so, the argument, miss Hooker was, are
there relatively current songs that are still that are.

Speaker 8 (01:41:52):
Justin Bieber has a couple of.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
I did my homework and by far the number one
song is Mariah Carey right by leaps and bounds. That
song is thirty years old. But most of the other
Christmas songs are one hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
Years all right, but I think but Christy was just
making the point. Hey, there are so many from the
twentieth century.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
So listen. Listen to this one, all right and see
if you recognize it. I think this was like the
third most streamed song or something in the US. And
here what are the os? It's lest.

Speaker 13 (01:42:31):
Anybody yet, don't cris Noman, it's yeah, hold on, you
can get me one name, one name, ceo.

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
Yes, I've never heard that. I've never heard that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
Hit.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
I've never heard that song. Doesn't count. Okay, off, way
off to this numbers? Yeah? What streaming numbers? Streaming numbers? Yeap,
that means a hit. That does not mean it's a hit. No,
it means everyone's listening.

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
No, it means kids are listening to it over and
over and over again.

Speaker 4 (01:43:13):
Had you heard that song before you look this up? Absolutely? No?

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
Maybe? Maybe? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
He has Okay, that are young.

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
I guess my point is there are no like jingle bells.
There's nobody writing a song that everybody covers except for
Mariah care.

Speaker 8 (01:43:30):
That's like a classics has a couple took there any
new classics?

Speaker 6 (01:43:37):
That's what I'm trying to say classics.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
The most stream songs means this got the most votes
by people that are listening, that are streaming one point
eight million streams for Mariah Carey. What's what do you
think comes in second? For Christmas songs? It's a relatively
contemporary song. It's when in the last forty years that
Paul McCartney please it's uh, it's Last Christmas by wham Oh.

(01:44:06):
That's actually that's a great song and it's been done
by everybody. But okay, but that's what I'm talking about
that could be considered a classic. Then where does that
Eagle song come in? It's not not in the top ten.
I love that song though, that's a that's a remake
they didn't write right yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
And then in uh third place? This is really interesting.
I want to say Brenda Lee was what fifteen when
she did this rocking around the Christmas Tree one point
one billion streams last Christmas season and it's and it's
it's surging up every year. It's one of those things
because the streaming kids are actually hearing it and loving

(01:44:40):
it too. Yeah, and Home alone helps that one, then
that's true. Yeah, good point. Ariana Grande. Uh Santa tell
me that's number six. Yeah, but going away about jingle
bell rock number we're done talking because you're basically it
on variety, which is just a board, which is a scam. No, no, no,

(01:45:02):
he's not, she's not. She's actually basing it on common
knowledge among people. If you were to ask them, hey, yes, yeah,
but that's that they don't know what they're talking about.
Streaming is the digital reality of what they does.

Speaker 6 (01:45:17):
A Christmas album. He's not going to do a song
by Sea on it, is my point.

Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
Michael Blue Bay is in the top ten.

Speaker 6 (01:45:22):
Michael blue Blay's Christmas album is amazing, but he did
he does classic Christmas songs.

Speaker 4 (01:45:27):
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas is number four.

Speaker 5 (01:45:29):
You hear that osc is getting his haircut, Christine? Will
you shove those scissors in my ear?

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
What so the most recent song that's a hit is uh,
I would say the Sea tune Jess Christy. Is that
sound having a Pavolovian effect? You guys running off for
the story of battery. Okay, argue with Moroni.

Speaker 5 (01:45:52):
No, I just I wanted to comment on the noise
we were hearing, which he doesn't hear that cat.

Speaker 4 (01:45:57):
What's going on over there? There's a but you don't
hear buzzy clippers? No, that's completely out of my hearing range,
of course it is. Well, no, I make sure whatever frequency?
Can you hear that? Pat? Oh? Yeah, oh no, I
don't have that anymore. Oh okay, what's going now? What's
the latest with the haircut?

Speaker 13 (01:46:13):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:46:13):
She brought some of the dullest clippers she could find.
It's ripping every hair out of my neck. It's hard
for people who aren't licensed to get good equipment.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
Yeah. Does that feel good in the back of here
and neck?

Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
It feels fantastic. You feel I feel fifty pounds lighter already.

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
Now does your hair stop or does it just keep
going down your back? Christine? What a question? Is there
a clear line of Is there a clear like delineation
between his back hair and his back of the head hair?
Don't see?

Speaker 9 (01:46:47):
Okay, Yeah, it's all tattoo back there.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
Oh yeah, that's right. What is the tattoo? He's got
that tweety bird German symbolism. I don't know what it is.
What is the one in the back of your neck?

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:47:00):
Your astrological song that's right, Chris, What is it? Answered Libra? Okay,
what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
Well, it should be the scales the wrong with the original. Uh,
it's it basically looks like I have a hanger hanging
out of the back of my shirt. It looks stupidous,
but I had to get it because at one time
I was a teen, unwed mother of three, so I
had to get my astrological sign on the back of

(01:47:33):
my neck.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
Did that hurt?

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
No, doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
It doesn't hurt getting tattooed.

Speaker 5 (01:47:39):
No Ah, you know what, Tom, I bet it would
hurt you and I. Yeah, well we have a low
we have low toler What would you.

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
Get though, if you were going to get a tattoo?
That is a really good question because I've never even
considered it. I mean, I go around the horn and
pick a tattoo for shosh.

Speaker 6 (01:47:59):
Well to be joking jokes from I'm not going to
do pizza box or something horrible.

Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
You half it, just pizza. Put that box out of you.

Speaker 5 (01:48:14):
That's what I request when I when the drivers come
and go, will you stop bringing the boxes?

Speaker 4 (01:48:18):
It just slows me down. Hand me a hot pizza,
Hand me a hot floppy pizza. I wouldn't. I don't
think anything. I know I forced to get something, though,
What would you get if you're forced to? That's a man.
I got a great tattoo story. My my nine year

(01:48:39):
old daughter hurt at dinner a couple of weeks ago.
She goes, Dad, you said that if your kids get tattoos,
they're not going to be in the will. So does
this mean that Finn and I get all the money? Yeah?
There you go. You always said, you know what, that's
exactly what. First of all, hey, I'm right here, you

(01:49:00):
know what. I didn't consider that. Yeah, yeah, I'm not kidding.
She just coughed that up. Yeah, out of nowhere. Now,
then the question is when they turn eighteen will they
Did Sally get one? I think she doesn't know that,
I know, yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, okay, I
mean it's boy. Try meeting a nineteen year old that

(01:49:21):
doesn't have a tax.

Speaker 6 (01:49:21):
My daughter, Sophie's twenty three, she doesn't have a tattoo.

Speaker 8 (01:49:24):
J does my son knows it?

Speaker 14 (01:49:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:49:27):
She would tell me. Sophie would tell.

Speaker 5 (01:49:28):
Me there are some fourteen and fifteen year old girls
on my daughter's team that have tattoos. What yeah, I
know they go with their moms. They have matching tattoos
with their moms. Fifteen years old.

Speaker 4 (01:49:40):
What are they of?

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
It just says horrible parenting. Just right there on the
it's the number for child Services.

Speaker 4 (01:49:51):
I will thank them very much. Coming up a special episode,
our Turkey Day episode of Sexy Time with Ali Brain
will certainly look forward of that. That looks sexy right there?
What Chris is doing? A second? I got an idea
for one second. I hope you're watching this on YouTube.
Can you take his beard with your hands and make

(01:50:12):
it real pointy, like one of those scary rip fan
winkle beards. Oh that's so weird. Look, yeah, you look
like one of those Russian philosophers that you had to
suffer through in high school. I didn't. Did you take
a Russian philosophy class? Of course? Whatever? You know what

(01:50:33):
I mean? One of those Eastern European comedies. Sure you're man.
He Look at how handsome he is. That's amazing. Look
at me. Go you were handsome before? Yes? What you're speechless?
You may want to keep the beard. I'm telling you that.
No gotta go, does Christine? She's doing your pubes? After this?

Speaker 5 (01:50:54):
What are Eddie's pubes, like, I just want to know
if and I won't know if these men can grow
down there, like his.

Speaker 8 (01:51:03):
Kids are here?

Speaker 13 (01:51:03):
Stop?

Speaker 4 (01:51:05):
Oh they're adults, adult, Stop.

Speaker 5 (01:51:09):
They speak English? Where they hiding? Where they hiding? Are
they in the tunnels?

Speaker 4 (01:51:17):
Are the tunallest Philippine kids you'll ever see, I'll tell you.
And crazy handsome? Have you seen? Yes, I've only I've
only met one of the beautiful Oliver. Yeah he's seven
ft tall. Yeah, dude. And now I want's DNA.

Speaker 5 (01:51:34):
Yeah, I believe she's the mom.

Speaker 4 (01:51:41):
Christ Christie's DNA is all over those kids. It's it's Eddies.
DNA is all over the back room. He is alone
back there.

Speaker 3 (01:51:53):
Yeah, it's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
It's gonna be all over working on a project. Always not,
It's gonna be all over your coffee tomorrow, Christy. What's
coming up in the news? Coming up?

Speaker 6 (01:52:02):
We have a bar in Arizona at the University of Arizona,
Tempe arresting some underage drinkers. And you're going to be
surprised at how many. We have a guy dressing up
as his mom to claim her pension.

Speaker 4 (01:52:15):
But it's wait a minute, there's a lot more to
it and it's great. And a ten year old who
drove home from school.

Speaker 5 (01:52:23):
Yeah, don't you kind of love when when everything goes okay,
those stories of a little kid just getting in a
car and driving.

Speaker 8 (01:52:28):
Yes, I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:52:29):
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Speaker 4 (01:55:24):
News desk. It's Christy Lee. Hey, oh, I have that
pie for you in my car. Oh great. There's Pat Godwin. Hi,
I have no pie for you cookies, Yes, pie for you.
There's Jeff Looker.

Speaker 12 (01:55:36):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (01:55:36):
Jeff Oske's at the Prize Picks sports desk, and boy,
oh boy, the transformation has begun.

Speaker 4 (01:55:42):
We'll discuss that in a second. There's a Skylesby.

Speaker 5 (01:55:45):
I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick
chair and Tom, what do you think so far of
Jeff's blow up?

Speaker 4 (01:55:51):
It's amazing. Christine Hazel is a professional stylist and she
has taken off the fro that mister Oske was sporting
and uh she's still working on the uh beard And
this is a it's a remarkable. We're going to have
a before and after photograph. How far down do you

(01:56:12):
think you should go with that beard? I kind of
like it. I always thinking he could keep it. It looks
so good with his nice haircut. Me. She's the professional,
she is the artist.

Speaker 8 (01:56:23):
Yeah, you guys remember the walrus in Alice in Wonderland. Yes,
that's the that's the mustache you have right now.

Speaker 4 (01:56:31):
That's awesome. You're you're gonna leave leave the stash at
least temporarily. The How did you describe it as a
lek valenza?

Speaker 3 (01:56:38):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:56:39):
What's what's the more contemporary? You're going to keep the
full stash? It's who's the guy in the guy in
the village people? That was the biker guy contemporary? Thank you, Christy.
I asked for someone more contemporary. Who has the biggest
stash out there that I mean, like really over the
top Tom Selleck.

Speaker 8 (01:56:59):
I know that's old too, but still.

Speaker 4 (01:57:03):
That's a good one. That's good, o'donald. I'm just guessing
she probably has a bit of a stash.

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
That's just mean.

Speaker 4 (01:57:12):
I mean, she's not the kindest person. I'm sorry, she's
not going to come on the show. I don't think
you think she lives in this country. Well, while we
do that, let's do this. We have a great story
that will remind you of a certain motion picture I

(01:57:33):
think when you hear it, or a motion picture or two.
It involves someone dressing up as their mother.

Speaker 6 (01:57:39):
Italian authorities arrested a man accused of dressing up at
his dead mother to claim her pension. A spokesperson at
the Mantua Police precinct told CNN that the fifty seven
year old man is the son of Grazillia del Something.
She died in twenty twenty two at the age of
eighty two. Okay, naturally, well we don't apparently all right.

(01:58:02):
With her identity card expired, the sun put on makeup
a wig as well as her clothes and boast as
his mom to renew her cards.

Speaker 4 (01:58:09):
I'm a pretty lady.

Speaker 6 (01:58:10):
The agent who process the application reportedly noticed the dark
hair on the back of the woman's neck, hands, and chin,
and contacted authorities, who ultimately uncovered the scam. He's accused
because we have to go down to this part. Police
went to the elderly woman's home address and found her
mummified body in the laundry room closet.

Speaker 4 (01:58:29):
Well, sure, you can't have a proper funeral and get
that pension.

Speaker 6 (01:58:33):
The man is accused of removing fluids from his mother's
body with a syringe to prevent decomp decomposition.

Speaker 4 (01:58:40):
She's a very very wow.

Speaker 6 (01:58:43):
That's it doesn't say how she died. I'm going to
assume she died of natural cause. Yes, I does not
think that he.

Speaker 4 (01:58:51):
He's not a murderer. He's just a sick feat.

Speaker 6 (01:58:53):
He's accused of concealing a corpse, fraud against the state, impersonation,
and forgery of a public docum.

Speaker 4 (01:59:01):
Money. There you go, that's not bad. We have we
have a photograph of both of them, know what. Give
it to him. She on the left, that's the that's
the real mama. Yes, on the right, that's him.

Speaker 8 (01:59:19):
He could have got a fresh razor. I mean, yeah,
see the whiskers.

Speaker 5 (01:59:24):
Yes, Why didn't he just shave? Maybe he thought the
stubble would be more He's a a giveaway.

Speaker 4 (01:59:30):
I don't know. Hey, I'm a pretty It's me and
my mama. Hello boy.

Speaker 6 (01:59:36):
Italian sons are known to stay with their moms. But
this is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:59:39):
Yeah, all the way, all the way until she composes pasta.
I've heard of the phrase mama me, but this is
a silly me and mama, Mama, mama. It is uh.
I mean, it's kind of like a combination of Psycho
meets missus out fire. Yeah. Well, he removed her bodily

(02:00:06):
fluids with a Syringee. You don't want it to you
to take a time, But I was gonna say that's
gonna take all day. Although I do have I do
have a huge syringe at my house that I was
using tomorrow based your turkey with. Yeah, you put the butter,
you melt the butter, port the thing, and you stick
in the giant syringe.

Speaker 6 (02:00:24):
And that's how some people get.

Speaker 4 (02:00:29):
No, it's not basting, it's you. You you stab the thing,
reject you're injecting.

Speaker 6 (02:00:33):
Oh, you're using the injector. That's yeah, not the baster.

Speaker 4 (02:00:37):
A little No. I know, I don't want to turkey.
I don't have to inject it with butter. Yeah. Well,
I'm loving this show. Yeah, there's a lot of injecting
into vegetables and fruits. That's a better way than I
was going. I'm sorry, Tom, I'll be nicer to you

(02:00:59):
than I what else you got?

Speaker 6 (02:01:05):
In Tennessee, say, a ten year old boy drove himself
home from school after getting into a disagreement with his mother.
Mount Juliet Police said officers responded to a report of
a stolen car with a child inside and were able
to excuse me locate the boy safe at home.

Speaker 4 (02:01:20):
Christy just belch I did. Pali said it.

Speaker 6 (02:01:22):
Was determined that the ten year old climbed into the
driver's seat and drove the car home after the parent
went inside the school.

Speaker 4 (02:01:29):
I like it.

Speaker 6 (02:01:30):
He told officers he had a disagreement with his mom
and just drove home.

Speaker 4 (02:01:33):
I wanted to get out of here.

Speaker 6 (02:01:34):
Charges were filed against the boy, though his father was
taken into custody. We're an outstanding warrant for theft of property.

Speaker 4 (02:01:42):
Thanks a lot, kid, Yeah you can. I mean, I
think this story. The last line kind of brings it home.
Where does the kid get it?

Speaker 3 (02:01:53):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:01:54):
Uh huh okay, So I'm not surprised he can drive
it ten.

Speaker 4 (02:01:58):
He might be his dad's getaway drive, but he has
good what is the word I'm looking for. He has
a good problem solving skills. Yeah, okay, I'm leaving.

Speaker 1 (02:02:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (02:02:08):
Guys.

Speaker 8 (02:02:08):
Drive before you had your license?

Speaker 4 (02:02:10):
Yeah, of course again, Yeah exactly. I was. That's fifth grade.

Speaker 6 (02:02:14):
I couldn't reach the pedals till I was a senior
in high school.

Speaker 3 (02:02:17):
Kid.

Speaker 4 (02:02:18):
Yeah, Jess, you're probably had one of those things where
you were driving around like nine.

Speaker 8 (02:02:22):
I was, I know, I was. Yeah, Yeah, we were
driving a lot when we were little.

Speaker 4 (02:02:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:02:30):
What kind of car could you reach the pedals?

Speaker 8 (02:02:32):
An S ten? Yeah, we had a little S ten
pickup truck. We could drive around the land the farm.

Speaker 4 (02:02:39):
You know. That's different. Yeah, different, but it's okay, it's yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:02:43):
I didn't drive on the road till I was like thirteen.

Speaker 4 (02:02:47):
A lot of states actually have early driving privileges for farmers. Oh,
absolutely smart and necessary. Yeah that is good. But as
a suburban kid, we all just I mean, I took
my sixteenth birthday off from school, so goo get my license?

Speaker 8 (02:03:01):
Yeah, I love that was awesome. I wish I was
that excited about anything.

Speaker 4 (02:03:09):
Remember being oh, remember looking forward to things. But there
is a difference, yea, like what do we have to
look forward to now? I get felt like a full
body like thing. You were excited about something, Yeah, I
was just like, oh, yeah, that'll be cool. I'm looking
forward to that that peanut butter chocolate pie tomorrow. Yeah,

(02:03:33):
I'm very excited about that. I haven't eaten anything like
that since last year. Coming up, it'll be sexy time
with Ali Breen and we're going to be looking at
the very handsome Jeff Oscar. Look at that with the
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Oske getting his makeover at the Prize Picks Sports Desk, and.

Speaker 4 (02:04:22):
I have a letter about that coming up.

Speaker 5 (02:04:24):
Oh, there's as Cosby. Hey, I'm Josh Arnold at the
I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick Chaer. Happy Thanksgiving to you
all and Tom. Christy has a letter about Jeff's new
haircut and beard.

Speaker 6 (02:04:35):
This is from Sean and fort Worth the Sea n Sean,
Dear Bob and Tom Show. You ever see those videos
online where dad shaves for the first time and his
kids cry looking at him. Yeah, that's how I feel
looking at Oscar right now?

Speaker 4 (02:04:51):
I do too, Aren't they funny? Now? The way that
your beard is kind of speckled and gray, it looks
like you've got to go kind of a band ike
going on right now?

Speaker 3 (02:05:01):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:05:02):
Like the goatee, yes, this the mustache and the chin
chin hair, and you using that term made our stylist,
Christine very happy. You look like I just didn't know
you knew what a van Dyke was. That's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah,
there's people always get it wrong. They call they call
what his goate is? Only the chin right? And then yeah,

(02:05:24):
there's a lot of language they get wrong about that.

Speaker 6 (02:05:27):
But did you have a Van Dyke at one time
or did you have a.

Speaker 4 (02:05:32):
Yeah, and by the way, off topic, Dick van Dyke,
he's on the cover of People magazine. He's got a
full beard now, he's a.

Speaker 9 (02:05:40):
Hundred Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (02:05:43):
Yeah. And of course he's stars in one of the
greatest movies of all time, by Bye Bye Birdie. And
he's in the remake of Mary Poppins. Yes, he's got
very good What do you mean I didn't like the remake?
You like the remake of Mary Poppins? Yeah, that was
good fun all right. Now, if you want to get

(02:06:04):
mad again, Christy, I now have the fifteen most played
Christmas songs on American radio. Jesus not just Christy that
gets mad.

Speaker 6 (02:06:12):
But okay, the whole room, thank you for standing up
for me, Josh.

Speaker 4 (02:06:17):
I'm just argued that there are some contemporary songs that
are still played with a lot of Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:06:22):
But that wasn't My point was it was, you're not
listening against you.

Speaker 4 (02:06:27):
You're saying you're saying there are no classic songs and
written that have been written in There are.

Speaker 6 (02:06:31):
No there are no classic songs that are like jingle
Bells or rock around the Christmas Tree.

Speaker 4 (02:06:37):
People keep remaking over and over and over rocking around
the Christmas Tree. By the way, number three most played
song in the radio a Christmas song by Brenda Lee
recorded in nineteen fifty eight, And wasn't she like fifteen
or fourteen? And that's that's still a great song, and
that's a classic, and that's what I'm talking about. But
Mariah Carey, that's number one once. Yea, that's a classic

(02:06:58):
by far. People read make that song all the time. Yeah,
but I mean it's relatively new. Yes, I mean, the
people who wrote White Christmas have been dead for seventy
five years. So what's your least favorite Christmas song? I'm
not even talk anymore. You're not hearing what we're trying

(02:07:22):
to hear what you're saying. You're wrong. Okay, let's move on.
What have you got at the news desk?

Speaker 6 (02:07:25):
No, I want to hear what the number is? The
number one song Mariah Carey? Yeah, and number two is wham.

Speaker 4 (02:07:31):
Uh radio play allegedly is a jingle bell rock by
Bobby Helms. That was a good one, but wham is
number four? Ah? But so the the list kind of
match up with streaming to a degree. The execrable execrable,
what's the word I'm looking for? Excrement? Police Navi DoD

(02:07:53):
is in the top ten. You don't like that song? God,
it's like being waterboarded. I agree, I like that one
a lot. I hate that song. Oh but I'm sorry, Christy.

Speaker 6 (02:08:06):
Police in Arizona arrested two hundred and forty nine people
at a bar for underage drinking. The Tempe Police Department
made the arrest at a bar known as the Tempe Tavern.

Speaker 5 (02:08:15):
Real quick, should we turn off that mic? Well, Jeff's
not speaking just so. No, No, you don't have to
be sorry. It's just I don't want people listening going.

Speaker 4 (02:08:23):
Is there name a really good time? Jeff? Are you
are you ready to comment? Well, we just turned his
mic off. I haven't seen it. I have no idea.
It feels great. We've gone too far. That's my book.
Do you think we've gone too far? It was better

(02:08:46):
two breaks ago. Yeah, we've got it before and after.
Look at the before, the before. It looks like that
college professor who's about to be arrested.

Speaker 8 (02:08:56):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:08:59):
Jeff crazy, crazy crazy. Ye, your head may have lost
six pounds.

Speaker 5 (02:09:05):
I feel I feel like it's lost six pounds, but
I feel like my face has gained twenty pounds.

Speaker 4 (02:09:12):
I don't I get that too, though. I know what
you mean.

Speaker 6 (02:09:14):
You have a very nice oval shaped face. It's it's
very nice.

Speaker 9 (02:09:19):
You look twenty years younger by far.

Speaker 4 (02:09:21):
Oh yeah really? Oh yeah again? Yeah, I mean it
really looks like you were a mad bomber over this.
A little bit just a touch of mad men, A
little bit of a Don Draper? What you think? Yeah?
That was short? Don't you a little bit of Don Draper? No?

Speaker 9 (02:09:47):
No, no, there really is some.

Speaker 4 (02:09:49):
Yeah, you do kind of have a you have a hammish,
a John Hammish kind of look.

Speaker 5 (02:09:55):
Okay, not, I mean not. He's always clean, he's clean
shaven in that show. But yeah, there is of resemblance.

Speaker 4 (02:10:01):
And John Ham's one of those guys that could grow
a beard two seconds. Yeah, yeah, day, yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:10:08):
I watched Baby Driver again over the past week, and
he has a beard in that a little bit face hair.

Speaker 4 (02:10:14):
Did you watch the show what is it? Friends and Neighbors?

Speaker 2 (02:10:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:10:17):
Yeah, I started it. Oh I love that show. It
was good. I haven't finished the season. Okay, well that's
a good show. I'm sorry we interrupted your news story.
What was it again?

Speaker 12 (02:10:26):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:10:26):
A bunch of kids got arrested in Tempe, Arizona.

Speaker 4 (02:10:31):
Hundredage drinkers in a college town. Who would have thought
how many? Second?

Speaker 6 (02:10:34):
Two hundred and forty nine. This is the second such
raid on Tempe tavern in a year. In April, one
hundred and seventy three people were arrested for underage drinking.

Speaker 4 (02:10:42):
Now this is all at once. Yes, they're not even
try I mean, is this next to Phil's fake id shop?

Speaker 7 (02:10:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:10:48):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:10:48):
How did they get that many? They're not carting at all.
They can't be right.

Speaker 9 (02:10:53):
None of them ran away like hey, the well cops
are here.

Speaker 4 (02:10:57):
That's how many they caught. That's a that's a very
good question. How many of them went out the back door?
And yeah, I mean did they bust it like in
the movies where they popped the lights on? And probably
have you ever? Have you?

Speaker 6 (02:11:08):
I've been in one of those before. I've been in
a bar where they came in and turned all the
lights on many years ago. Ace has been there. He
knows what we're talking about. They carted everyone in the building.

Speaker 4 (02:11:19):
Yeah. Oh is this a Guinness World Record? I don't know,
it would be ironic. Yeah, the Guinness part of me
never rule. We have some sad news today. Oh oh,
I was just going to say one more thing about this.
Oh did they know that they were under age? Because
the only the DJ was playing what's that? K K pop?

(02:11:41):
Demon Hunters? Yeah? Okay, sorry, what what's the same?

Speaker 6 (02:11:45):
Grandma the Galapagos tortoise, the oldest resident of San Diego Zoo,
has died.

Speaker 4 (02:11:51):
Good news soup at six o'clock. Oh it's appropriate though,
because what's her name again? Grandma? Yeah, grandma's do die?

Speaker 3 (02:11:59):
You know?

Speaker 4 (02:11:59):
Well, Graham, I got run over by a reindeer. Oh
at the Grandma. Grandma's be dying at the Christmas display.

Speaker 6 (02:12:06):
Grandma estimated to be about one hundred and forty one
years old. Not clear exactly when she arrived at the
San Diego Zoo, but officials said she came from the
Bronx Zoo in either nineteen twenty eight or nineteen thirty one.

Speaker 4 (02:12:18):
Gone too Soon. Part of the first group.

Speaker 6 (02:12:20):
Of Galapa ghost tortoises, she lived through two World Wars,
twenty US presidents. She's not the oldest though, no, no,
The oldest known Galopa ghost tortoise was named Harriet, who
lived at the Australia Zoo until the age of one
hundred and seventy five.

Speaker 4 (02:12:36):
But she's in San Diego. Well, the one Grandma was
in San Diego. So she lived through Ace helped me here.
She lived through the Chargers, she lived through the clippers,
she lived through Top Gun two. Anything else from San Diego.
I'm forgetting. Jeff is living through the clippers right now. Oh,
very good. The assassin, the man is on fire now

(02:12:59):
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time here on the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (02:15:01):
Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios. Thank you so much for
being here. We sure are thankful for you on this
Thanksgiving week. Christy Lee's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

Speaker 12 (02:15:13):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (02:15:14):
Pat Godwin is across the way, hey man, next to Christy.
You guys want to have that conversation. Finish that conversation.

Speaker 1 (02:15:21):
You just hey, you look so handsome to me.

Speaker 4 (02:15:24):
Oh all right, there's Jessica Allsman.

Speaker 1 (02:15:30):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (02:15:30):
Jeff Oske is at the Prize Picks sports desk and
we will get to him in one second. There's Ace Cosby.

Speaker 3 (02:15:37):
I don't see him.

Speaker 4 (02:15:38):
Yeah, yeah, the man who's been transformed.

Speaker 5 (02:15:41):
I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Stephen Singer Sidekicks
Share and Tom, what do you think of the new
Jeff Oscy?

Speaker 4 (02:15:46):
He's great? Do we have the before and after? Did
you do the after picture? Y? They're putting those together.

Speaker 5 (02:15:52):
Now, Okay, look at you, amazing Jeff. Jeff has had
a glow up this morning. Our wonderful friend Christine Hey
has come in and given him a haircut.

Speaker 4 (02:16:02):
And Christine is a miracle worker. But she doesn't do
plastic surgery, so you know we can only go so far. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Christine really is an unbelievable Would you a stylist? Okay, yeah, yeah,
I don't know what the proper term is. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:16:19):
I think you look a lot like Dennis Miller right now,
streaking me out.

Speaker 4 (02:16:25):
It's crazy, Like I almost took a double time. I'm
fan buying. Yeah, can you do annis do a couple
of really obscure references? Take your ahead a little bit. Yeah,
that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (02:16:38):
Yeah, I have a Dennis Miller action figure on my desk.
We'll get a side by side picture really?

Speaker 7 (02:16:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:16:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:16:45):
Yeah, that's great. Are we getting hooked up with Ali Brina?
We having a technical issue over here. Okay, let's see
where did we last leave you? Because I had a
little something I wanted to run by Ali? What's that?

Speaker 3 (02:16:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:16:57):
Well she's not here. I know what You're gonna have
to wait. I know that's why I'm not prepared to
move on.

Speaker 5 (02:17:01):
But you know, you know who we haven't asked Jeff
or we who we haven't asked about Jeff's trying for me?
Is Jeff? What are your thoughts? I I like it? Yes,
I feel naked on the face.

Speaker 4 (02:17:14):
Like a grown up. Yeah, you look younger and you
look more adult. I feel like I should go to
a bank.

Speaker 3 (02:17:24):
Loan.

Speaker 5 (02:17:25):
I don't know what I'm going to do when I'm there,
but I'm going to a bank today.

Speaker 4 (02:17:28):
In your previous incarnation, I think you would have been
under arrest, would have been now do we have Ali?

Speaker 12 (02:17:35):
Now?

Speaker 4 (02:17:35):
Okay, there we go. Oh, there she is. It's Ali, heyld.

Speaker 11 (02:17:42):
And I'm on a weird iPad because I dropped my
phone in a saltwater pool, so it's useless, musing like
a cheap iPad to try.

Speaker 10 (02:17:51):
To call in.

Speaker 4 (02:17:53):
I know that you grew up in New England. You
grew up in New.

Speaker 10 (02:17:57):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (02:18:00):
That's all right? You sounds great. The good news is
it's frozen at a pretty good view of your face.
Oh yeah, now you're back. Now you're back growing up
in New England. Are you aware of the pie for
breakfast tradition?

Speaker 10 (02:18:15):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (02:18:15):
Absolutely. We used to put it in crepes. My dad
would make crepes and we'd fill it with pie. So
we did double diabetes.

Speaker 4 (02:18:24):
No I've had for breakfast.

Speaker 5 (02:18:26):
I did not grow up in New England, but I
grew up fat.

Speaker 4 (02:18:33):
There's a I was sad.

Speaker 1 (02:18:34):
Are you aware of this?

Speaker 4 (02:18:37):
Are you aware of this? That there's a tradition in
New England of having high school football games on Thanksgiving morning? What?

Speaker 11 (02:18:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:18:47):
Is that not normal?

Speaker 16 (02:18:47):
Else?

Speaker 3 (02:18:48):
Whatever?

Speaker 4 (02:18:48):
Pennsylvania too, We had our game today, really tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (02:18:52):
There was one big one in Saint Louis.

Speaker 4 (02:18:56):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's a big, a big deal in
New England apparently. Yeah. Also it says in New England,
cheddar with apple pie is a very Vermont, New England
style thing. Do you put cheese on uppie? I never have.
I'm aware of that, and I've always kind of wanted

(02:19:17):
to try it, and I never have. Yeah, and then
this one sounds ghastly. Creamed onions on mashed turnips. This
says they show up everywhere on New England Thanksgiving tables.
Really not mine?

Speaker 10 (02:19:38):
Okay, yeah, I've never had that one before.

Speaker 4 (02:19:41):
Again, I'm only making the assumption that you don't cook
anything on Thanksgiving? Why would you? You don't cook at all?

Speaker 3 (02:19:49):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (02:19:49):
She's a comedian very rarely.

Speaker 10 (02:19:52):
I mean, i'll do you know, eggs, grilled cheese.

Speaker 11 (02:19:55):
I don't know if you can count that as cooking,
but I like, I like when people cook.

Speaker 10 (02:19:59):
I just can do it very well. I'll go, I'll
buye pies.

Speaker 4 (02:20:07):
Are you Are you having a Thanksgiving celebration tomorrow?

Speaker 12 (02:20:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:20:12):
So I was previously my dad's. We celebrate a little early.
And then I'm going to my sisters tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (02:20:17):
Lovely okay, okay, good good? Yeah? Will you do the
dishes or something.

Speaker 10 (02:20:22):
Maybe they'll volunteer.

Speaker 4 (02:20:26):
Really making sure you're earning your Yeah, I've got a
feeling you're doing nothing.

Speaker 5 (02:20:34):
All of your kids pretty much do nothing on Thanksgiving.
I know Sam makes a roast beef, which is Sam Sam.

Speaker 4 (02:20:43):
That's amazing half the cooking, if not all of it. Well, Allie,
the name of this show is Sexy Time, and we
take letters not necessarily about Thanksgiving, but just about trying
to help people with their love lives. What do you
have in the letter world.

Speaker 10 (02:20:56):
Today, Dear Ali?

Speaker 11 (02:20:59):
I went, oh the girl from Hinge and she showed
up in a sequin dress for a six.

Speaker 10 (02:21:03):
Thirty pm dinner date. We were going to the cheesecake Factory.
Then she said, I know him a lot, but better
to know that now rather than later. Right, What the
hell does that even mean?

Speaker 4 (02:21:14):
She's right? Yeah, yeah, you did.

Speaker 5 (02:21:18):
There was, You went on a date, you found out
she's not really your type, and that's it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:24):
Yep, worked out.

Speaker 4 (02:21:26):
Didn't really need to put pen to paper on this way.
Although I am. I am a fan of the Cheesecake Factory,
and I think that the chefs and cooks there should
get some kind of an award because they have ten
thousand items on the menu.

Speaker 10 (02:21:41):
It's insane. Yeah, it's a great one. We don't have one.

Speaker 4 (02:21:46):
I was hoping this would end with a description of
a delightful cheesecake. Yeah. I don't know what to say.
So the sequin dress bothered him? That is a lot.
Let me ask you this, What message does that send
to a man.

Speaker 9 (02:22:01):
That puts a lot of effort into her look? I
think yes, she.

Speaker 4 (02:22:05):
Likes to be the center of attention, is what I
think too. If you think she's do you think does
this indicate in any way she might be a woman
of easy virtue. No, No, not at all.

Speaker 5 (02:22:16):
I think it's a good thing that she's cuckoo. She
told you ahead of time. She's like, hey, I'm a lot. Yes,
maybe in a fun one.

Speaker 4 (02:22:27):
She sounds awesome. She does. Wish women would be that more.

Speaker 16 (02:22:31):
Again, I'm jealous of how much effort she put in,
because I would probably just show up like this and
be like, all right, show up to date that pregnant.

Speaker 4 (02:22:44):
Is there a website for pregnant women that want to
date new guys?

Speaker 7 (02:22:48):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:22:48):
But I did date a certain day a woman who
was eight months pregnant, and we went out for like
a month and a half. We did it up until
are you serious? So what happened when she gave birth
that you guys decided? Was it just well she stopped calling?
She was, oh, yeah, I did not you aren't still interested?

(02:23:08):
Uh no, not as much? And uh but we I
ended up babysitting her child a few times after.

Speaker 9 (02:23:17):
You're like John Travolta and look who's talking.

Speaker 4 (02:23:19):
While she went on, that's amazing. I don't think. No,
she was at work. Was there any late night activity
with this lady a little bit?

Speaker 7 (02:23:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:23:32):
Huh no.

Speaker 5 (02:23:33):
Her her friend contacted me and was like, hey, you
seem like somebody to go out with a pregnant lady
And I was like this, so that.

Speaker 4 (02:23:40):
That really says a lot took.

Speaker 11 (02:23:45):
Oh yeah, definitely. But that's also got to be someone's cank.
I bet, like, I bet someone is looking for that.

Speaker 4 (02:23:51):
Well, what's funny?

Speaker 5 (02:23:52):
We went and shot pool and she like later belly
on the that's a did you guys smoke the same cigarettes?

Speaker 4 (02:24:07):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:24:07):
Good? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:24:09):
If there is a website like that, I that would
be classic. I'm sorry. The name of the show was
Sexy Time. Our host is comedian Ali Breen, and you
spell her name all. I be our ee, and I
emphasize that because you can reach her on your favorite
social media platform with your questions about your love life.
I think we've solved the young lady in the spangled
dress wa yep, sequin dress?

Speaker 3 (02:24:32):
Yes, who knows?

Speaker 4 (02:24:33):
Sounds like a fun gal. Now let's move forward. What
else have you got?

Speaker 10 (02:24:39):
We have a Thanksgiving Day one.

Speaker 11 (02:24:41):
Dear Ali, My mom hates my girlfriend and is now
asking me not to bring her to the Thanksgiving dinner
after I had already invited her. My girlfriend has tons
of friends doing friendsgiving, so I told her she should
do that and I'll just meet her after she said
I should take a stand and insist she either comes
or not go. Myself been dating about six months, but

(02:25:01):
we are really close.

Speaker 10 (02:25:02):
I don't know what to do here.

Speaker 9 (02:25:04):
Why would she want to go if she's not wanted exactly?

Speaker 4 (02:25:08):
He shouldn't go either, But it's.

Speaker 9 (02:25:12):
Only been six months. And then he got that war.

Speaker 3 (02:25:14):
With your mom.

Speaker 4 (02:25:15):
The mom's the one and the wrong. The mom is wrong,
he shouldn't go to her dinner. Yeah, I'm kind of
with tom oh mom.

Speaker 5 (02:25:24):
I I always tend to if the person who gives
the ultimatum is the person I don't go with is usually.

Speaker 6 (02:25:31):
Should never give ultimate exactly, yeah, especially on a holidays.

Speaker 16 (02:25:36):
Mean, yeah, the girlfriend is gonna be uncomfortable the entire time,
the side eye and like oh you didn't like that,
or oh you don't you don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:25:44):
I don't think one of the options is dragging the
girl over there. Yeah it's not I mean awful, yes, yeah, no, no,
the options don't go go to friends giving what Yeah,
but that sounds terrible too.

Speaker 11 (02:26:00):
I think the mom's wrong, but I think the girlfriends also.

Speaker 4 (02:26:03):
I can solve this. Wait a second, I got the answer.
Is the cheesecake factory open on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 9 (02:26:09):
You can order a head.

Speaker 10 (02:26:11):
Were a sequin dress.

Speaker 4 (02:26:13):
Let's move on.

Speaker 11 (02:26:14):
What have you got now, Dear Allie, I'm married and
I've been dating a girl from work on this side.
My wife and I actually have an arrangement where we're
allowed to hook up as long as it's discreet, but
only when I'm traveling for work, because.

Speaker 10 (02:26:27):
I travel a lot.

Speaker 11 (02:26:29):
The thing is, now, I get why she said that
was the rule, because I think I'm falling in love
with this girl. But the weird twist is she only
dates married men because she doesn't want anything serious. Do
you guys think that's for real? Or is that a
tactic to get me to want her more?

Speaker 10 (02:26:44):
I can't ever?

Speaker 4 (02:26:46):
What do I do here? No, it's not interested in No,
it's for real.

Speaker 9 (02:26:50):
I like that you created this whole game.

Speaker 16 (02:26:52):
It's a cat and mouse and she just wants me
even more, so she pushes me away.

Speaker 4 (02:26:57):
Yeah, it's a little a little complicated here. Yeah, No, No,
she's that girl. Your side piece is not interested in
anything longie. Oh so you're recommending that.

Speaker 6 (02:27:07):
Well, apparently they it works for them. He's been doing
it on the road, So a.

Speaker 4 (02:27:12):
Lot of rule as long as it's not I see. Okay,
I have no answer. This marriage is over, isn't it. Yeah? Yeah,
you fall in love with somebody who's not your wife,
how do you and even if you break up with
that person, how do you then just go back to
your wife and pretend like everything's cool, knowing that there's

(02:27:33):
at least one other person out there you'd rather be with.
Do his sister wife type thing?

Speaker 9 (02:27:40):
The side piece, that's it. She doesn't want any commitments.
She just wants to bang around.

Speaker 4 (02:27:47):
Did he put that side piece's phone number? Okay, we
got time for a couple more. Ali Breen is our guest.
The show is Sexy Time. What have you got over there?
Alley Dear?

Speaker 11 (02:28:00):
I hooked up with a guy for my friend's wedding.
That was the hottest guy I've ever been with. We
spent the night together, had breakfast, cuddled, he was super attentive,
and then he completely ghosted me.

Speaker 10 (02:28:11):
I asked my friend about it. She said he hadn't
said anything. She hadn't even known that we hooked up.

Speaker 11 (02:28:15):
So I asked her if she would talk to him,
and she said she didn't want to get involved.

Speaker 10 (02:28:19):
How do I get through to him? I'm so confused.
Why I spend the whole morning cuddling if you don't
want more?

Speaker 4 (02:28:23):
Oh my god? No, no, no, he's not interested. He
may have been the hottest guy you've ever hooked up with.

Speaker 3 (02:28:31):
You were.

Speaker 4 (02:28:34):
Did you have any trouble when he was trying to
find his wedding ring that he had ditched?

Speaker 10 (02:28:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:28:39):
Exactly, Yeah, No, he's if he wanted to be with
you and wanted to know you're he'd find you.

Speaker 4 (02:28:46):
Get over it.

Speaker 11 (02:28:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:28:47):
If you're going to reach out though, reach out to him,
like on a Friday at ten pm, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:28:51):
Here comes the maniac.

Speaker 16 (02:28:54):
He would to hook up again and then maybe it
could progress to something else.

Speaker 4 (02:28:58):
No, you know, I swear that's not crazy. What what's
just what?

Speaker 5 (02:29:03):
I think all he's been saying is when he's maybe
drunk and looking drink.

Speaker 10 (02:29:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:29:10):
So this guy lives there in the same town and
we don't know that.

Speaker 15 (02:29:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:29:15):
Remember All's advice isn't often based in any sort of
factor reality. Beautiful night to this does sound like a
pretty good premise to start a movie, though.

Speaker 9 (02:29:25):
Yeah, at a wedding, I'm sure there has been yeah, where.

Speaker 4 (02:29:29):
The guy's kind of disappeared and no one sort of
knows who. Maybe he could have crashed the wedding, and
no one knows who he is. He's this mystery guy.
By the way, this guy is kind of a gentleman. Yeah,
at least he got your breakfast and cuddled. He's kind
of a gentleman. And he also didn't go tell a
bunch of people you guys hooked up. Yeah. Yeah, he's
pretty adult.

Speaker 10 (02:29:47):
That's either good or bad. That's either like he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (02:29:50):
Work or I think it's good. Yeah, unless I don't know,
maybe it has been. Can we get a picture of you? Man?
We got time for one more? Allie, what do you got?

Speaker 11 (02:30:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:30:05):
Here we go another Thanksgiving one.

Speaker 11 (02:30:06):
Dear Ali, my mom's boyfriend is coming to Thanksgiving and
he's bringing his three kids. They've only been dating for
a little bit. I know my mom's into him, but
now she's going to make Thanksgiving weird for everybody. I
told her, maybe I'll make it weirder and just hook
up with one of his kids and we'll have a
double wedding.

Speaker 10 (02:30:22):
But actually, this really sucks. How does she not get that?

Speaker 4 (02:30:25):
Because it doesn't suck that bad? Yeah, you're a horrible time. Yeah,
I mean that's sort of the that's kind of Thanksgiving
for everybody. There's there's always somebody. It's always going there's
always going to be some awkward stuff. Yeah, Thanksgiving exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:30:45):
All you could do is think about others for once.

Speaker 4 (02:30:54):
Oh yeah, man, do remember? Do remember my photography rule?
What's that? Even with the magic of contemporary cameras where
you can swipe people out of the picture, whenever you're
taking photographs. For example, tomorrow, Allie, you're going to be
at your sister's house, yep, and there'll be some family
photos taken. Is your boyfriend going to be with you?

Speaker 1 (02:31:18):
No?

Speaker 11 (02:31:19):
We we actually Mike and I broke up a little
while ago.

Speaker 10 (02:31:22):
We're still very good friends. But yeah, well.

Speaker 4 (02:31:24):
See now that's the thing. That's that's the thing. See
if Mike had gone with you last year and was
in all the pictures and then you can get it'd
be awkward. So that's why you always want to do
when you're doing the pictures. I was okay, one one
now with the just the Breens that way, that way,
the picture lives forever, you see. Oh you'll thank me later. Well,

(02:31:45):
it anks like he invented that.

Speaker 15 (02:31:46):
I know, I know the Lincolns.

Speaker 4 (02:31:52):
You mean that to guarantee the guaranteed.

Speaker 11 (02:31:55):
Way anyone can get put in or out of a photo.

Speaker 4 (02:31:59):
Yeah, there's the one where Abe Abe Junior's girlfriend isn't
in this shot. I forgot about that. You dated in
law school for a little bit. Matthew Brady said, Hey,
get rid of the chick. I would just would just
want the Lincolns in this shot. You'll think, well, Allie,
it's always a great pleasure. Thank you very much. Uh
and are you going back to New York to work
this weekend.

Speaker 10 (02:32:18):
Yes, I'll be back.

Speaker 11 (02:32:19):
In New York Friday at the Comedy Village and then
the Strip on Sunday Oday.

Speaker 4 (02:32:23):
All right, you can reach Ali A L L I
B R E E N on your favorite social media platform.
And also you're doing your only fans fans thing at
Allie B and I understand it's Gravy Week.

Speaker 10 (02:32:37):
Awesome apparently, Yeah, I got it for Gravy Week now.

Speaker 4 (02:32:42):
Thanks Ali? Always by So Christy, you had you would
suspected that?

Speaker 3 (02:32:48):
I didn't know?

Speaker 4 (02:32:48):
Yeah, I did. I suspected it.

Speaker 6 (02:32:50):
It's so funny that she bring it up because I
I'm not going to tell you why I suspected him,
but I think.

Speaker 4 (02:32:56):
It's the tone of her social media. It was jewelry
she was wearing. Oh you're good, Christie. What does that
have to do with anything?

Speaker 6 (02:33:02):
I think he gave her a necklace that she'd been
wearing for a lot of years, the last couple of years,
and all of a sudden she wasn't wearing on Why.

Speaker 4 (02:33:09):
Aren't more detectives women? What are we? Why are why
do we even allow men to pretend that they can
could have been wrong? But well, yeah, I just had
this feeling I didn't want to ask on the or
even you were wrong once and now you were right. No,
I'm still right about that other thing too. The world

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Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (02:36:03):
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There's Ace Cosby. Yes, I'm Josh Arnold. I hate Steven
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Speaker 4 (02:36:14):
Thank you very much? About to speak? Uh now, Patty G.
I wanted to make a request. Well, yeah, something Thanksgiving
related if possible. Got choices here? You got like the
Thanksgiving dinner? Many choices? Okay, Reese's Thanksgiving pie song blah
but O'Reilly m m oh the who knockoff? Yeah, I'm

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a big fan of that. I like that very much.
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here we go, you guys ready.

Speaker 3 (02:36:47):
Oh yeah, we are.

Speaker 4 (02:36:50):
Behoves. The thieves.

Speaker 12 (02:36:54):
Celebrate with me. Get my into Thanksgiving, oil past, the
gravy please, and American cheese. I've given up on healthy

(02:37:16):
liv Oyer. I've gone is my teenage waist line. I
have an expanding waist span because the turkey's fried.

Speaker 4 (02:37:31):
There's pumpkin pie.

Speaker 12 (02:37:34):
From my it's spanding waist span. Hey, Sun, grabbed my
hand and help me open this can start up the fire.
Throw on a nice pork shoulder. There's massed potatoes and

(02:37:58):
beer in holida at you. Let's see these buns before
they get much cold. Gone is my teenage waste line.
I have an expanding waiste span.

Speaker 4 (02:38:17):
This turkey's based. Write the instruments in the dishes. Yay,
worry Ah, that's great, Pat. I thought we'd review today
in history. Oh okay, I forgot to do that. And uh,
of course I know nothing. This is the This is

(02:38:38):
the date of the very first Thanksgiving. Hello, the first
nationally recognized Thanksgiving in seventeen eighty nine. Wow, and I
forget the score, but I know the Lions lost. Yeah,
I think it was. I think it was twenty one seven.
I forget the score. About what we always like to
start with some birthdays the great Charles Schultz, the creator

(02:38:58):
of Peanuts. And now it's the Peanuts season because oh
Thanksgiving and Christmas. Pus sorry Christmas, that's rough. The Christmas
Peanuts special. It's called it's a Charlie Brown Christmas. You
don't even have to say peanuts because it might turn

(02:39:20):
into peanuts. Peanuts that is I. I can't. I can't
come back from the music from that is absolutely okay.
We don't have to argue about that. A friend of
the show, the late Robert Goula, Oh yeah, he stopped by.

(02:39:42):
That was so weird he was. He was such a
nice guy. John mcviee basis for Fleetwood Mac Happy birthday,
Chick McGee, Chick McGee, Happy birth DJ Khalid who has
never eaten a salad, and apparently something else as Ann
Missus Kallan apparently going to do a recent on this state.

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In eighteen sixty five, Alis in Wonderland was first published
never cared for any of that. Yeah, kind of creepy
and weird. Yeah, I agree. You know that if you
play Alice's Restaurant and read Alice in Wonderland at the
same time, you're a stoner loser. I just thought of that.
Let's see. FDR established the first modern Thanksgiving as the

(02:40:28):
fourth Thursday of November in nineteen forty one. Oh and
here's a good one for you, Josh Casablanca premiered at
the Hollywood Theater in New York on the State in
nineteen forty two. That is one of the greats. Certainly
there's gambling it all right, you don't like, Oh my God,

(02:40:48):
I love Gone with the Wind.

Speaker 9 (02:40:50):
Oh maybe, uh a little competition.

Speaker 4 (02:40:54):
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Me Why in the State in nineteen sixty two. Duds.
Those are two DUTs. I have to agree with half
that please me. I love that. Yeah, that's good. The
other one I could tell. And that's enough for today.

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