The BOB & TOM Show - November 27, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hello, this is miss and welcome to the mister Avias Show.
Let's take a call mister Ravia's show.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hello is this mister speaking.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I'm Missus, a long time listener, first time caller.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Well, thanks very much, honor.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
How can I have Well, Miss Ravius, I need some
advice on cooking a turkey. I tried cooking one the
last five years and I just haven't had any success.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, now let's start at the beginning. Do you have
a big roasting.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Pan, Well, I'm sure do Good.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Now, do you have an oven?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Well, of course I do, mister Ovius. I'm no idiot,
mister Ravius. I'm not like a lot of those people
to call your show.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well, now, please don't take offense at this question. Do
you actually have a turkey?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Sure, mister Ravius, I got a nice big, twenty five
pound turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Great. Have you stuffed your turkey collar?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh? Yeah, that's all done, preheated the oven? Yep, we collar.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't mind telling you. Mister os is a little
bit puzzled at this point. I said, why you haven't
been able to successfully cook your turkey in the past.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Well, I am too mister all right, Well, the problem
is the turkey is just just too tough.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hmm, too tough?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
You say, oh yeah, real, real tough.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Do you baste the turkey?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yep. I tried that and it didn't seem to help.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Have you thought about putting the turkey in a bag?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
In a bag?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Mister Ovis, yes, sir, recallar many people swear by this
method of cooking a turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
That sounds kind of hard, mister hard?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Why why no, caller, it's not hard at all.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
You say, so, Uh, can you hang on a second.
I can give a try while I got you on
the phone here.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Normally Miss Travis is pressed for time, but for a
collar a few seconds. Go ahead, But you're the bag.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I'll hold great, Thanks, I'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
All right, get this bag? What's here? Now? What's time?
What's going on there? Collar?

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Why do I even try?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
H yes, collar, it's not gonna work. I'm telling you,
he's just too tough. I can't get him in there.
The figure even if I did get him in there,
if he can get out of a roasting pan like
he has in the last five years, I don't see
how paper bags hold him very long.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Your Turkey's alive, isn't he?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Oh? Yeah, he's alive? Or so sad about that? He's
a tough old bird.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
You've been trying to cook the same live turkey for
five years, con sure.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Haven't haven't had been a success?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I can't help it saying, mister obvious is saddened by
this turn of av.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
I know what you did. My little girl she gets
sad every years off this dog.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Hey, hey, here's an idea. I never thought about killing
the turkey.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Hey what, missus Travius, I've sure thought about it. When
that sucker bites me, I just want to wring his neck.
I've never been so mad to actually seriously thought about
killing him.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Uh, Cole, are you you can't cook the turkey until
he's dead?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Really?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yes? Really? You cook dead Turkey's not mind? Hey that's
all that's happy?

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yes, thanks your life.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Nextly for another.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Hey, miss Robs, Yeah, one more thing? How long did
turkeys typically live?

Speaker 6 (04:06):
John asked axt mate, Hello from Coast Toss and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Many portions of the upcoming program have been pre recorded,
meaning they've already happened and they're about to happen again.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
So where was it?

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen. We're glad to have you here.
It's the Bob and Tom.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Show right now.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I look around the room among others. I see John, Hello,
enjoyed your poem very much?

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Christie's right over there through the glass. I see the
other Jessica. Jessicawls when she's back from her illness.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Sounds hippa, I don't know, vacation.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
What's the news?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Dysentery? And if Willie G. This is Tom speaking and
Patty G is over there behind the glass. We've got
a bunch of stuff coming up. We're also going to
be trying some bloody Mary's have to wait kind of
wait a little bit. We'd like to be able to
finish the show.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
If I don't have to use any computers or mixers
or anything. Can I put a little little vodka on this?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (05:41):
What a bloody marry is?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
We got the vodka.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I'll tell about in just a second. Yeah. Now, did
you have one more sports story?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yes, I do. Sorry, This Mac and Jeesu is so good.
I really got to focus. A UK woman is attempting
the world record for the fastest solo row across the
Atlantic Ocean, according to the Lancashia Telegraph Lancashire.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yes, Miss m O.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Wolston Home, a former RAF squadron leader's British.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
She's a badass and she could pick you up and
throw you tens.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
I'm just saying her name's very British.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Ma of Wolston Home and tends to row three thousand
nautical miles about three thousand, five hundred miles from the
Canary Islands to the Caribbean at the end of January.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
By the way, saying it nautical miles doesn't make it
seem like it's really any shorter. You're rowing a boat
by yourself.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
Nautical miles shorter than a regular mile.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yes, it's three hundred and fifty miles equals three hundred
nautical Thank you, you're welcome, very good, Josh, Will you
just said it?

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Okay, I remember paying attention.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
She is aiming to beat the current record of fifty
six days and thirteen hours.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
That except that they're longer, right, I'm sorry, it's less number,
but which would make them longer? Yes, okay, sorry, yes,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
She's aiming to beat the current record of fifty six
days and thirteen hours set by and q MA, which
will require her to row for fourteen hours a day. Yeah,
thirty nine year old is undertaking the journey to raise
funds for RAF Air Cadets. Eightieth year She's got.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Some upper arms, upper body strength.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Probably no boobs. Oh no, I feel like when you
get the upper arms, the shoulders kind of pop and
then it puts the.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Muscle and then point fourteen hours by yourself on a boat.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
That sounds like heaven.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
What are you talking, especially to her husband who's sitting
at home.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Sounds like cruise lines. Yeah, there's probably a lot of
guys that they're going, Hey, honey, had an idea.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Let's go for one.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Watch over those world records. I've got some. I got
some earbuds, earbuds for you, and some sundane lotions. What
world record? Should I do?

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Anything? Where the sharks are? Where the sharks.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
She's a badass.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
And our final semi sports story, a group of West
Point cadets trying to steal the US Naval Academy's mascot
nabbed the wrong goat.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
New York Times reports that the US Military Academy cadets
traveled to a farm near Annapolis, Maryland, the home of
the Navy mascot Bill and chased after the animals in
the paddock. Right as the spooped goats ran, the cadets
gave chase grabs one of the goats and fled. Rather
than taking the mascot Bill number thirty seven, the cadets
had instead snatched Bill number thirty four and Arthriddick one horn.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Fourteen year retiree.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Arthritick and one horn.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
West Point officials would not confirm details of the incidents,
but said the animal was returned safely. They added they
were investigating those responsible. This incident occurred ahead of the
Army Navy game on December eleventh.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
It wasn't Arthritick one horn, giant goat that couldn't run, now.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Wall.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Are all the goats named Bill?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
A number of schools do that. They have they'll have,
you know whatever, their bulldog and a little share the
fifth one on the line. So but this is this,
So this was one of the form goats that they got. Ironically,
this this goat is in the goat Hall of Fame,

(09:10):
really and he's considered the best one.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
So he is the goat goat, goats.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Goat.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I do not like that term I don't like that
the greatest of all time goat.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Yeah it does when they.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Replaced most Valuable Player with MOP. Though now they're doing
MOP most outstanding player.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
I've never heard because all players are valuable.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
MOP again, sounds like you're cleaning up vomit.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
And that argument doesn't make any sense. Well, all players
are valuable. Yeah, that's why this is the most not
saying the others aren't.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
We need a palette cleanser. Thank you will a nice
job with sports.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Thank you very much. Didn't make my mistake.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
When Chick comes back, we'll tell him. Yeah, we did
two and a half hours of the of your usual
seven minutes.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
You know what, I did a couple of shots on
the plane. I'll be the end of that guy. You
should do a couple of shots on the radio.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Go for it. But the pala clanser, ladies and gentlemen,
of course I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I don't know. If you saw two turkeys fighting in
the parking lot, the loser got a stuffing knocked out
of him.

Speaker 8 (10:26):
Was so funny.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
That's the funniest joke, So funny that time scratched. I
didn't see it coming either. I was looking for a
punchline theme. You hear a lot about you, hear a
lot about cock fighting. You never hear about turkey fighting.
That's the America.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I want to let it in turkey fighting.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
America got a correction?

Speaker 5 (10:49):
What did I say wrong?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Like most of our letters, dear idiots, so they have
the correct dear idiots, and lady, I am a radio operator. Oh,
I was looking forward to Josh's poem. Unfortunately he changed
the premise that the poem turned out to be as
bad as his scatting. As for the record, I have

(11:14):
two Ham radio so listen to your show on a
Ham radio every day. Oh, you can listen in stereo.
Happy Thanksgiving, Thank you Rick.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
You know Dad, I feel like you're in rear form today.
And someone wrote in today saying good morning superstars, and
he goes. I was curious if Tom Free based caffeine
this morning, good googlely Moogli from Mark.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I was a little kind of dragging a little bit,
so I may have had you may have a cup
of coffee or two today.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Caffeine certainly said it's not.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Here, But there's been a recurring uh, one of America's
favorite news segments, how Tom has ruined my life.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yes, well, one of our favorite a teacher one of
our favorite professions of has written in I've been a
high school to eachure for twenty four years, and I've
managed to stay hip with the kids until now.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Tom.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
I have a student who hates me. His name is Houston.
Every time I say his name, I sing Houston, Houston, Houston, thanks,
ruining this teacher's coolness.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Or kid's name is that's not a good name. That's
very popular.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
It's a nice name.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Christ I think it's cool. A lot of kids, a
lot of kids nice.

Speaker 7 (12:33):
Dallas Yeah, yeah, yeah, Boston Houston.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
What's worse Houston or DeLand.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
In terms of a first lane our first name?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Hmmm? Not as hip? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Well the land works too.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Remember that there was a detective Matt Houston.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
Yeah, but it is a last name. I can see that.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
But Houstonston's very popular. And uh, there are a kid's
name Dallas Diamond, Dallas Page, Dallas Clark, my best friend
are there?

Speaker 7 (13:04):
I get that, But Houston just do.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
What Dallas never cared for you're telling me former cults
tight end, Dallas Clark never care for me.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
Sorry, you were just a kid. Then I'm going.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
And my least favorite story of the year. This one's everywhere.
Of course, as I predicted a month ago, your Thanksgiving
dinner may cost.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
You more this year.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Oh yes, well, why are we doing it?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Because it's because it's not actually in some cases true,
A lot of a lot of places are discounting their
turkeys so they'll be less than they were last year.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
It's news trying to make news.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Yeah, but depending on what side of the aisle you're on.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Apparently the Thanksgiving though thanks the Thanksgiving bird is up
about stree Isle.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
What's wrong with.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Well?

Speaker 5 (13:55):
If she had hoopeline and singer, didn't.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I hear something interesting? According to recent survey, thirty six
percent of consumers are planning for a dinner with ten
or more people, which is more than double the average
last year.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Oh yeah, well that doesn't count at all about anything
compared to last year.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
I ate by myself.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Come on, that's sad. Yeah, right, she got another joke,
zad crasy eating a cold.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
I didn't know you ate by yourself.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
Oh it wasn't cold. I made myself a nice meal.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
But come over, I invited you, right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
I wasn't in the mood. I guess it was all
right with your daughters?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Did you did you were in Florida?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Did you have a candle? And did you put it on?

Speaker 7 (14:39):
I didn't have a candle, but I played it, and
I have a nice picture.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
You played it?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Oh yeah, I played.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
You take a picture of the gallows and the noose.
Oh god? Okay, just because.

Speaker 7 (14:53):
Alone, Just because you're alone doesn't mean you're lonely. Exactly
a lot of people spend the holidays alone. Tom Wow.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yeah, it's got to be rough of your family if
they'd like to spend it. I might be shocked by
the results.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Did you make a big did you make a whole turkey?

Speaker 7 (15:11):
I made a turkey breast. I didn't make the whole turkey,
but I had turkey breast, cranberries, stuffing, and green beans.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Did you go around the room and ask everybody what
they were thankful for? Now? That's my dog.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Yeah, that's your dog. Your I did invite you, right, Yes,
you did. I did. You can call me out if
I didn't.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
Know you did.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Okay, all right, okay, well because I didn't mean it,
but I still did though, right, Who wants that?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Hey, I'm in a bad mood. I'm gonna go hang
out with Josh and Pat should be fine.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Don't you have a song about eating alone? I do?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Can we come back with that?

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
In honor of Christie's Thanksgiving?

Speaker 7 (15:50):
I should have kept my mouth, I learn.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Did you have like sad music?

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Playing sad music?

Speaker 4 (16:01):
You know?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I didn't, honest naturally remember that song like his mom
dies about halfway through the song three open your wrists, Christy.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
I didn't even remember I was alone until somebody asked
me what I did last year out desion.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
She is literally the only one of us with a
healthy work life balance and a good social life.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Seemingly she's got you, snow. She's the craziest one.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
So crack pipe in her glove box. Christie's Thanksgiving, I
had flowers.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I gotta post then, Christy, I was being nice. That
is the saddest that was. That's much.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
You have to put the dildo next to the play
to th.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
That's just for That's just for scale to show the
fact that she ate almost well. Happy Thanksgiving and welcome
to the Bob and Tom Show. The best of the
Bob and Tom Show here for a Thanksgiving morning. It's
all about Thanksgiving. Jimmy Pardo is coming up, Algie Smith,
Al Jackson, Drew Powell and more. Matter of fact coming
up next to a segment with Al Jackson lot Thanksgiving

(17:04):
talk with Al. It's coming up in just a minute
here on the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 8 (17:14):
November is heating up for US soccer.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
In States needs to be a little more monstery make
international friendlies for the nom okallum.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
That was an asking kind of Black Friday friendly for
the women.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Expectations have always been here for this team.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
We understand that.

Speaker 9 (17:32):
Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood One Sports
out and the behind the scenes stories.

Speaker 10 (17:37):
Catch the US Soccer Podcast. Boy, do we have an
episode for you.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Follow and listen on your favorite platform. We're back now
with more of the Bob and Tom Show here on
this Thanksgiving morning, Little loud Jackson, for you talking Thanksgiving
on this Thursday morning.

Speaker 11 (17:53):
I'm chick and here's Tom Griswald. We have a super
special Thursday guest.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Oh my gosh, I feel like I'm a bunch of
handed some literature about.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
That's not a bo.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Sorry.

Speaker 11 (18:08):
Oh you want to save Tom from himself real quick?

Speaker 10 (18:11):
And I do. Let's keep the radio show going for
another day.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
So hey, Ale Jackson my friend.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah, great, Al.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
That's a great Are you Are you just getting ready
to go to work early? I?

Speaker 10 (18:23):
You know what, I obviously I have the show in
the morning, and then I just like get dressed and
just go to work early. Knock my workout. I'm dressed
like my dad at six am. I'm down for it.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yeah, man, awesome.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
The show is Daily Blast Live.

Speaker 10 (18:38):
I was gonna ask, I've never done a dog friendly
comedy show, Willy, is this your first one?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I've done one before, Al, And I had to get
a really important clip to submit to a festival. I
couldn't submit the clip because you can hear a dog
one of my shoes.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Was the dog growling or was he barking?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
He was kind of he was doing the thing, and
then he was getting pets and his collar was as
he was making a little face. That's all up there
going yeah, I'm kind of fat, I'm kind of and
then you here the dog. Wow.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Now.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
We had a couple of lengthy discussions this week, Al
about the phrase right on and Okay, whether or not
I could get away with using it. Josh, apparently you
used it on occasion.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah, I particularly I texted a lot too.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
And after several arguments, we were able to find the
great some great music that had a lot of right
ons in it, of course from Marvin Gay. No, yeah,
just beautiful stuff. So it was an excuse for us
to listen to some great, great Marvin Gaye, like what's
going on?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
It's got a lot of right.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
On what an artist? I mean, it's just this weird thing,
you know. I DJ I definitely a lot more pre pandemic,
but Marvin Gay still got people on the dance floor
like it came out the day before.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Weird thing.

Speaker 10 (19:57):
It crosses over every ray, line, age, gender, It's just
a weird thing. Like Marvin Gay and Lizzo. Everyone danced
to Lizzo.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Wow. As Tim Wilson used to say, Marvin Gay's the
only person who ever wrote and performed a protest song
that was also a panty dropper. That's so perfect.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeah, No, it's it's true.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's true. And we're talking Thanksgiving and among other things.
We've never gotten to this story. Actually, well, the way
Christy has the story here and you'll want it. You'll
see what the question.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Is going to be. Go ahead.

Speaker 7 (20:32):
The survey has found the most popular Thanksgiving side dishes
in each state. Career finding website Zippia analyzed Google trends
from last Thanksgiving to determine which of the classic sides
each state eats A dispropropriate dispropropriate I can't proportionate amount
of based on searches for those dishes, so the survey

(20:54):
found the most popular side dish in America, with nine
states preferring them above all other is.

Speaker 10 (21:03):
What you say, green bean casserole. That's what I'm That's it.
I don't that's a random guess.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
That massed potatoes, mashed potatoes is the answers potatoes Okay,
coming in second place. And this is another thing I
have a problem with. This isn't really a side dish,
rolls or bread.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
I think technically that's a side dish. I do too,
What do you not? It's just it's the bread. It's
just there. It's not a came up.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
With bread being just there all the time. There's I'm
sure there's a word for that. That's out of my
mind right now. Omniverent something bread.

Speaker 10 (21:47):
Is that bread is filler. I mean, if you think
about any any cuisine anywhere in the world, basically meat
is scarce, So like whatever you have around you, if
you're in Ireland, use a potat know, if you're in
a different you know, if you're in you know, like Asia,
you're gonna use rice, Mexico rice, like you just using

(22:08):
everything is just used to stretch the meat. So like
that's really what the bread is there for. Like it's
kind of like to make sure you don't fill up
and you don't double up on the meat.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
But if it's really good, was it was the place
that the great rules Charleston's, Oh, Charlie's.

Speaker 10 (22:21):
Charlie is like King Hawaiian. Those are good too, But
it's not a side dish. The side dish is mac
and cheese? Where's mac and cheese? On this embarrassing list?

Speaker 7 (22:32):
Just tuesdays, Virginia and Vermont chose mac and cheese?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh yes, what was the typical Al Jackson Thanksgiving dinner
back in the day.

Speaker 10 (22:42):
It's just it's my aunt Valerie throwing it down mac
and cheese. That will like really make you just go
sit in the car and re evaluate your life. It's
just so good you ever just sit in the car
in the garage with it off and just be like
I cannot believe. I just have food that's good, just delicious.
I mean mac and cheese, corn bread. Uh, collar greens

(23:04):
that have been soaking uh and and slow cooking for days.
In fat just yeah, the back fat that's falling off
the bone. Uh, it's like kardash. The best kind of
back that seems like it's scientifically made backfat. I'm talking

(23:26):
about old school Southern the kind of backfat you get
from sitting on a porch swing for thirty years.

Speaker 7 (23:32):
Color three states. That was the sche joy. But the
one that surprises me the most. Maryland collar green Yep, Georgia,
Maryland and South Carolina all selected collared greens is the
number one.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh yeah, Greater Washington, DC. That What I don't understand
is baked potato. Who has a baked potato on Thanksgiving?
Oh it's mashed potato?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
What about twice bit flashed potato?

Speaker 7 (23:58):
What about this charcuterie ray in Minnesota and Missouri? What
the hell is that?

Speaker 11 (24:02):
Well, they're doing something wrong in those states.

Speaker 10 (24:04):
But but a charcterie trait is to welcome your guest.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
That's that's like they're sting. Ready, Can I say not
all the lazy kids out there they can't cook. If
it's like a potluck situation, you got to bring something.
I'm a big fan of bringing the shark coterie. You
go to one store, you're done.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
It really always brings the sharcuterie.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
That's fine, But my Thanksgivings were in Missouri and the
sharkuterie maybe pre meal maybe, so I don't get them.
Marcubry trades are Charcuterie is like Radiohead. I don't trust
anyone who says they like all of it.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
But that's really good, is really nice? Nice example, you
like go.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Gay Computer and the Bens.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, well, let's get to the point of this show.
Is educating me in the world of language and what
if we get today.

Speaker 10 (24:55):
And TOWM I just want to say before we get started. Uh,
I feel like things give because it doesn't have like
a goofy coffee associated with like pumpkin spice latte. Like
we're starting to try and skip over and go right
to Christmas, and we shouldn't because Thanksgiving is the best holiday.
First of all, you don't have to buy anything for anybody.
Second of all, it's food for the people. If you

(25:16):
think about food for Thanksgiving, nothing costs more than like
three dollars except for the turkey. It's cheap food. It's
regular people food, and it's all you have to do
is show up and eat and like sit there and
get drunk and watch the lions lose. That's what I
love it.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, I've been complaining about I love Thanksgiving and I'm
tired of hearing the news stories about how your turkey
is gonna cost an extra seventy two cents here, Okay,
look at the international news and start feeling good about
living in America right now. Okay, be thankful. That's right now, and.

Speaker 10 (25:48):
That should be your your Thanksgiving prayer as.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Well as well.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
I'm glad I live here.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Okay, what do you got out?

Speaker 10 (25:54):
All right?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Tom?

Speaker 10 (25:55):
Let's do this Tom. What is sillage?

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I know this one.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
If you aren't a farm in the silo they I
think it's pronounced silent silage and it is the most
awful smelling stuff on earth.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
All right, that would be silage. What is silloge?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
That's a mispronunciation.

Speaker 10 (26:16):
What city folks, Yes, the city folks see village with
an S silage?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
So?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
It's s I L O A g E.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
Boy, But you're on the right. You're you're on the right, Tom,
I did. I honestly didn't think you'd be dis locked
in this quickly. You're right on the tail of the
answer just goes where you're But just think about how
it relates to a human being.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
What you're saying, silloge it's not based on the word silly. No,
you're on the right track with the it's an odor issue, yes, really, no.

Speaker 10 (26:49):
Kidding, Tom, is just I mean, I told you Josh.
Some days he's just like, aren't locked in? And in
other days not so much.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
But today, Wow, I was at the bar. I was
talking to this swim but the sillage was so bad
I had to had to dump her the sillage from her.

Speaker 10 (27:04):
What a gentleman doesn't discuss feet.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Something you could buy before we get let's just say,
in the interest of it not being horrific halitosis.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
No, he said, perfume.

Speaker 10 (27:21):
Yes, look at the big rain, Yes, that trail.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
That.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
I had lunch recently and there was someone sitting in
the restaurant. We talked about this, and it's.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
You know, you're real weird about smells. I am for sure. Yes,
I could go out there and have a big fart
in the hallway, and you guys.

Speaker 11 (27:42):
Are like, who.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Calmed down at that time?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
I crap in the sink.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Were like, it's not that, I'm sorry, so excuse me.
A sellage means like the perfume is so bad you
had to walk away.

Speaker 10 (27:54):
Perfume, perfume or cologne like that that wind.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Like.

Speaker 10 (27:58):
I had to have a talk with my son this
week and he went on his first date. It was
a it was a day date. He went to the park,
and he's like that weird phase that every thirteen year
old boy. Were like, he doesn't he's not locked into
the concept of deodorant yet. He's like, hell, if it's there,
he'll use it. But it's like, no, this needs to
be an everyday thing, bro. And so then he's like, Okay, well,

(28:19):
I'm just gonna put some cologne on. But then you're
just kind of masking the funk like a Frenchman, you know,
and you can't do that. So we that's that's gonna
be a peace funk song.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
You know.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
That happens here. Often you'll go into one of the
smaller rooms in this building and oh, it smells like
a minty turd.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Oh yeah, or a lot of guests will come in. Look,
we you can't. You can't cologne away that red eye flight.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
You ever meet the person that thinks they're getting rid
of the weed smell, But then there's like weed and cologne, Yes, like.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
A skunk rolling in the gardenias or.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
So well, So what is the order of sillage? Is
it from? Siloge? Might be?

Speaker 10 (29:03):
I think it is from I think you're right.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I did.

Speaker 10 (29:05):
I mean, this is one of situations where you're your
Tom Wikipedia Flash Farmer's Almanac knowledge.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Tom. I apologize, No, it's just dun luck, believe me.
And if you've ever been near some really rank siloge,
you'd pray to spend an hour in the Wrigley Field
men's room.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Yes you taco night's.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Bad silnce smells? Okay?

Speaker 10 (29:29):
Can I just say this, Tom? And I don't know
what's going on there in the building, so I don't
want to start any beef, but like I know this happens.
I'm just gonna say everyone, like who is using the
bathroom immediately when you get to work? Like number two?
Like that should be happening at home if it's after fine,
but like, what are you doing in here? At eight fifty, Bro,

(29:50):
you should have taken this, taking care of this at home.

Speaker 11 (29:53):
I don't feel like I don't think that's a prob.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, I don't feel there are early dumpers there.

Speaker 10 (30:00):
There's adults on staff.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
If you're wondering why I'm in this bad mood today,
it's because I ventured into the one of the rulers
down there, and I'm glad they're repainting because the wallpapers
of that one.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
I like to do it while I'm on the clock.
I like to get paid while I go under.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I think that's fine.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I'm doing it at home for free like some loser.

Speaker 10 (30:18):
No way, well their websites where somebody will pay you
to do Will he be be a millennial and then hustle?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Okay, Al, we have time for one more one more
word here?

Speaker 10 (30:31):
What are we going?

Speaker 4 (30:32):
All right? Tom?

Speaker 10 (30:33):
This is this is a tough one. But I feel like,
so far in my book you've gotten these all right,
So Tom, this is one of those days that you
need to just go home and just hit for the cycle.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Tom.

Speaker 10 (30:44):
So let's do this right now. Tom. What is a situationship.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
This? I'm gonna guess it's it's it's based on the
word relationship.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
So a situationship is.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Probably, well, I'm only in this relation ship because due
to the situation we have been thrust together.

Speaker 10 (31:04):
Yes, way to use the word to define it, I
would I'd say it's more of there's a power dynamic,
like there's a little bit of like there's something else
going on that's keeping you in it. So like, give
me an example, but I will take that as being correct.
But give me, give us all an example time of
a situationship.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I have one may I you know, I kind of
wish my girl and I would break up, but it's
summer and she has air conditioning and my house doesn't.

Speaker 10 (31:38):
That absolutely that's perfect one hundred Yeah, somebody, Hey, she
could just live really close to your work.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
You know.

Speaker 10 (31:48):
It's like whatever is keeping you in that, it might
not be loved. But I think a lot of people
are in situationships.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I can remember years ago a one friend of mine
stuck with his girlfriend because he liked her dog.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Wow, I get that. I totally get that.

Speaker 10 (32:04):
Yeah, I think the breakups involving the dog is like
it's never talked about, but that's usually the sticking point
is like who gets the dog? Or like I don't
want to leave the.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Dog, or we got the dog together.

Speaker 10 (32:15):
Now what we do the dog is a big deal.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Well.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Al Jackson can be found daily on a show called
DBL Daily Blast Live, and Al often is the voice
of reason.

Speaker 10 (32:26):
Who would have thought, I'm dressed like a lawyer that
tells you not to say anything else of the cops.
You've already said too much.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Al, and I grew up about I don't know, two
thousand yards apart. Both of our fathers were lawyers, so
we kind of have a lot in common and.

Speaker 7 (32:45):
And a start dressing like Al. I would love for
you to come in in a suit every day. That
would be awesome.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
When he wears a suit, it's like a five year
old in the first day of school.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Within two hours the same way, real time he.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Is wearing a real time, very good Al. It's always
a great pleasure. We'll speak to you again next week.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
You pointing out that Al was wearing a real tie
is like when old white ladies would point like something
they would point out about Cole and Powell. You know
he wears a real tongue.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
We're talking with actor comedian Drew Powell about his Thanksgiving
foods it's coming up next. This is the Bob and
Tom Show. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Happy Thanksgiving.
This is Christopher and the Bob and Tom Studios. Here's

(33:47):
a segment with Drew Powell, actor, comedian. Thanksgiving foods is
the subject. I'm Chick McGee and here's Tom God with
our special guest. Thank you very much. Uh he is
a actor, Drew Powell. Hi post strike. Yes, the auditions
have started already, and you think you may have a gig.

Speaker 12 (34:05):
Let's not jinx it by talking. Yes, I always do
that because I jinx it. I always want to talk
about it. But yeah, we'll see. We'll should find out today.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
What do people know you for the most Gotham.

Speaker 12 (34:14):
Gotham is the big one. But but it's it's different,
like there's there's a certain section of people that love
the show. Leverage. I don't know if you guys have heard.
That was on TNT for a long time. Now it's
back on Amazon, I think. And that was a fun
character because I played this this dude who was addicted
to a lot of things including tacos. Yeah yeah, cocaine, tacos, alcohol.

(34:37):
But he was a lovable character and he's been recurring
and and then of course you know you play Hoss Cart, right,
people are gonna remember that, even if that show was
a million years ago.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
And then you were on stage with Pee Wee Herman
on Broadway.

Speaker 12 (34:49):
Yeah, I did, did Broadway with pee Wee Herman, and
you know, he just passed and so we revisited some
of those It was that was a crazy time.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
I found.

Speaker 12 (34:57):
I dug up the picture of me and David Bowie
and then over Bowie's because he had people would come
to that show all the time, and every night I
would go by. There was a room, a receiving room
where he would be still in his pee Wee costume,
and whoever is famous would be there, and I peak
my head in, and I mean I saw everybody like
Prince came one time.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
It was like, yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 12 (35:19):
And what the thing about Prince was he never stayed
in the same because I could see through I was
a bear head and I could see through the nose,
and so Prince would be over here, and then he'd
be up in the balcony. Then he'd be over like
the guy would say, he never sat still. But but yeah,
I met Bowie and a big my wife of Veronica.
Don't do it? Don't they do not play it? Don't chick,

(35:39):
I said, don't. She's damn it.

Speaker 11 (35:41):
I'm sorry I slipped.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, she's a big Bowie fan.

Speaker 12 (35:47):
So I had she was home with being very pregnant
with Leo, and I had a sign that said hi Veronica,
and then over over I'll post it on my social media.
But over Bowie's shoulder, you see pee wee in his
full costume giving me because stink.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
So it's an iconic picture for sure.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
You didn't have the bearsuit on, did you?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
No? Okay? No, I was. I was in cities, okay, okay, So.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
That you're visible as you yes, good to know. That's
what makes it a picture. It would still be a
picture if he was in the bear suit. Nobody would
know it was not a very good one. Anybody in
the nobody knew that C three po was what his
name is? Daniels whatever, Anthony Daniels. Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry.
Is it there's that sports?

Speaker 10 (36:28):
Stupid world records?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 11 (36:32):
The nonprofit organization Moved for Hunger has officially broken againness
world record for the most cereal boxes toppled in a
Domino fashion Wow.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Total twelve.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
Did they have cereal in them?

Speaker 11 (36:46):
Cereal boxes were set up and knocked down at the
Detroit Pistons Performance Center.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
They beating the previo.

Speaker 11 (36:53):
Yeah, beating the previous records. Wow, six thousand and three
of the ninety one boxes the old record. They weren't
even trying. Wow, almost thirteen thousand bocks.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
We had the same thing with mattresses. Oh yeah, that
was yeah. And with them with mattresses, it's there, there's
a person standing in front of each mattress and they
go down with the mattress.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Yeah. I didn't care.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
It looked painful.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
That could go terribly wrong. Yeah. The cereal box thing
is really cool.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Like I had a special design and they actually got
Tony the Tiger to come do it, did they?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
And typically what did you say at the end of it?
They're great?

Speaker 7 (37:33):
That was a week Tony there.

Speaker 11 (37:36):
That sounds like Tony at home.

Speaker 12 (37:40):
I'm off the clock. That's chick at eleven o'clock. Like
that was no.

Speaker 11 (37:47):
Hey, look here's another one stupid world record. A woman
in India has set the Guinness World Record for having
the most teeth female female thrown off the set of
a Borno.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Miss as she was in the short lived porno series
The bier Kalpana.

Speaker 11 (38:13):
Balan was confirmed as the record title holder with thirty
eight teeth, six more than the average adult.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I'm sure you all know that.

Speaker 11 (38:22):
The twenty six year old has four extra teeth on
her lower jaw and two extra teeth on her upper jaw,
though she could extend her record in the future as
she has two more teeth that have not come through yet.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Geez, what is this freezing?

Speaker 7 (38:39):
Why I'm taking out?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Oh my lord.

Speaker 11 (38:42):
The male record holder is Ivan Ivano Malone from Canada.
He has forty one teeth.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Oh man, that doesn't sound convenient if you're a meth head. Yes,
and it's okay. The first falling off break it even
in the back up to the front. Gell you what
I got?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Tick me like a dog, Elvis cheese. No, it goes
like this, Take me like a dog Elvis.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, there's a little more vibrato in the original. That
was a new one without the teeth, you see.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yes, okay, all right that sports, Yes.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
We have to have it's up, thank you very much,
the traditional ending for sports, of course. Yes, where we go.
Whatever you do, always be a good sport. Christie.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
The TSA has released this year's list of Thanksgiving foods
that you can bring onto a plane. These are okay,
items that can go through a TSA checkpoint.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
That's right, chick.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
They include turkey either cooked, raw or frozen, along with
other meats like chicken, steak and ham.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
So this is you can take this carry on and
you don't have to pack it in your luggage.

Speaker 12 (39:59):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (39:59):
Stuff cooked or uncooked can be stored in a box
or bag casse roles, with the TSA giving the green
light to traditional green bean and onion straws.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
The traditional one are something more at room temperature.

Speaker 7 (40:13):
If they're hot, you're going to have a problem.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, no dry eyes.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Or if it's hot, no, okay.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
What about corn cast role that's the that's.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
So good, mac and cheese. It can be cooked in
a pan. Or you can travel with all the ingredients
except the milk.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Okay, because you can only have so many bounces of
liquid and no gravy. I've got to the gravy. Hold on, buckeroo,
hang on, mother bucker.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
Fresh fruits and vegetables like potato, jams, broccoli, rootabagas, et
cetera are allowed in your carry on. Spices are allowed.
Desserts like eies, cookies, and brownies you can put those
through the security checkpoint as with candy. Now, these are
the items that have to be in your checked luggage.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
Gravy, no matter how thick it is, you still have
to put it in your checked.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
How thick it is imagined, how thick is your gravy.
But you arrive at the family celebration, all your clothing
is coated and gravy because yes.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
It goes without saying. You must pack carefully. Cranberry sauce,
either homemade or canned, since both are considered spreadable, can not.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Be checked even though it's even though if it's that
gelled cranberry to be checked okay, because I guess it's
technically could be some kind of explosive. Adult beverages that's
sea four or cranberries. By the way, what airports have
a gates sea four?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (41:40):
Sorry, adult beverages must be checked in the luggage. Canned
vegetables are fruit. I guess you just can't take cansa.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I just have some of that brown water jam, jelly.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
Jam jelly and preserves have to be in your checked lugg.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
I've always wondered what is the difference between yem and jelly.
Tell you what, if you're going to take that Dan,
you're gonna jelly dead.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
And maple syrup is on the list of something that
has to be in your checked luggage when packing, make
sure your items can easily be pulled from your checked
luggage for quick screening. Though as you go through to US, you.

Speaker 11 (42:19):
Know, uh, maple syrup is just like golf. You can
pay as much as you want for a maple syrup.
Things are thousands of dollars. Sometimes it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Only for Canadian Thanksgiving? Did you know that dumb that
what's that called?

Speaker 9 (42:36):
That?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
That delicious Hawaiian bread?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
You ever had that?

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Kings Hawaiian?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Kings Hawaiian?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah, I don't know what they call that Hawaiian.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
You take that on a plane, you can use it
as a comfortable pillow. Little that's a little tip.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Next time, I'll try that. Okay, are we on in
Canada right now?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Hello Canada.

Speaker 12 (42:55):
By the way, I drove this summer from Indiana back
to California and I heard you every single day, every
single day of the drive somewhere. I heard your voices coming.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Through a lot of people look at bad decisions. It
was pretty pushy. We're also soliciting any unusual Thanksgiving treats
that you may have on your U on your food plate,
your your plate for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
If you can beat raccoon as a leader in.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
The clubhouse right now, that's pretty much. We're getting a
lot of variations on something I can't stand, which is
jello salad.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
That's been a standard, especially in the Midwest.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
That's festive colors.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah, but I know, but it's but it tastes awful.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
What's of stuff with pretzels in it? Do you know
what I'm talking about? It's like a salad thing with pretzels. Yes,
it's got white.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
In what the white party?

Speaker 13 (43:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Marshmallow is it?

Speaker 7 (43:48):
It might be.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I don't know marshmallows, a cocoal or some moors.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yes, the beginning and end of my marshmallow consumption. I've
never had three salad. Do you have you had three beans?
I don't know what three beans they're using there? Do
you know, like pento navy and that's all I got?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Oh, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 12 (44:11):
My grandmother, who is the most innocent, sweet woman in
the world, at Christmas time would do a candle salad
and it was if you can imagine a pineapple ring, right, Yeah,
a banana, half a banana that came out, Yeah, a
little cherry on top, and a little bit of whipped
cream right at the end of the banana.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
And they never understood young Drew Howe would put two
walnuts at the base of the I mean, if you
look up, look up candle salad and you'll see what
I mean.

Speaker 12 (44:43):
And God bless you would never in a million years
have thought why we were laughing so hard?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Well it looks like a hog.

Speaker 12 (44:49):
Okay, oh blessed a candle soad.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
We're coming back with more of the Bob and Tom
Show on this Thanksgiving morning, next hour, Tom incident at
Target and more without Jackson, but next to no Nut
November and the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. It's all next here
on The Bob and Tom Show. Happy Thanksgiving. This is

(45:18):
Christopher and the Bob and Tom Studios, and this is
the best of the Bob and Tom Show. Hope you're
planning a good Thanksgiving today. Here's a segment about no
nut November and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Speaker 11 (45:30):
Well, welcome back to the Mob and Tom show. I've
said it before, I'll say it again. You know why
people love our show because they listen to it and
go hell, I could do that.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
At least they don't have that going today.

Speaker 11 (45:46):
There's Pat Jess Hooker hires Josh Arnold.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
I had a person tell me that we we often
bicker too much about really trivial things.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
No as honest feedback.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yeah, wow, and I laughed.

Speaker 11 (46:05):
There's Cosby I'm chick.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Hello, Tom? You ever heard that that phrase? I would
be remiss if I didn't. Yes, I almost said that
on purpose. What an idiot I am? Now we've discussed no,
not November. It's it's not it's not sober October.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
It's somebody does.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Those guys?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Does anybody do the opposite.

Speaker 7 (46:36):
Drunk drunk December?

Speaker 4 (46:37):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I think December is probably the drunk right, So.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
That's that famous that famous Also t S The T. S.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Eliot poem begins that way, What's that December is the
drunkiest month?

Speaker 13 (46:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yes, the tubers are emerging from the holiday part enjoy
quoting T. S. Eliot on the show.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
No one else does I know? That's I like to
do it.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Oh that night we do have Christy Lee at the
Silent Holidays. Yeah, Silent Insurance news desk.

Speaker 7 (47:06):
Coca Cola rolling out a festive new twist just in
time for the holidays. Okay, the company has announced the
release of Coca Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
It tastes like polar Bear.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
It's the first new limited edition or holiday flavor in fart.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
I like that, Joe.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Don't they already have vanilla coke?

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Exactly? Yes?

Speaker 5 (47:27):
What could the difference be? I wonder if it's naggish.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Oh, yeah, there's a cream.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
It just says smooth, creamy vanilla flavors that capture the
joy of the season.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
That's vanilla coke. That was my guest. Though I'm surprised
they don't use the word eggnog in it.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I hope it's Naugishish.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
That sounds Dickenzi and doesn't it is?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
They have the Naugish faith. May I have more naggish?

Speaker 7 (47:52):
It will come in both regular and zero sugar versions
for those of you who.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Then we'll get both.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
We'll get the regular vanilla coke.

Speaker 8 (47:59):
The Holiday vanilla coke.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
I come in both regular and non sugar, depending on
what I ate.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
That really, now, to get away from the final bolder
sex jokes of Josh, sorry, we will back to the
nicknames of Mommy Pop.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I want to I want to ask miss Hooker or something.
I have learned a valuable lesson on this show. I
wish you'd ad here to it.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Yeah, before the.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Slings and arrows from lesser lesser people from lesser archers
do not penetrate my aura. Okay, here's my I'll make
this as quick as I can. Years ago, we had
a news story about the Hamburger buns where they were
using you'll remember the the Krispy Kreme donuts, and we
said this is terrible and stupid, and then I ate

(48:46):
one and said this is wonderful. Similarly, this morning, I
brought in a chunky candy bar which everyone had poo
pooed and said they're stupid and no one wants them.
Everyone loved them.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
They were very good.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I don't know if I've ever had the delicious Okay,
I can give you a bite in just a second
if you'd like to you. But they're really good, So
I'm what I'm going to the point I'm trying to make.
Is this Coca cola. What's it called again? I've got
a creamy vanilla.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
We forgot that.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
There's a tendency, I think, especially among morning radio people
to just knock everything and every do we do with Tom,
we're whacky, but we have to try it, yeah, and
be reasonable about it. There are many things we remember
we tried the insects that were turned into they were horrible, yes,

(49:39):
but in this case, so we will. I will reserve
judgment until we try it.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
No doubt it's good.

Speaker 7 (49:43):
I'm sure it's good. But they already have a vanilla coke,
vanilla coke since the fifties.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
We'll have to see how a marketing thing, you know.
We hear a misker when they brought back the mister pib.
This is do you've ever had mister pib? It's it's
like a variation like doctor Pepper. Doctor Pepper was my
drink as a kid. That was the first choice. And
uh yeah, so you have to get mister if they
don't have doctor it's sugary, but it's cherry that you

(50:12):
never call it doctor Pecker. Tom, have you instead of
doctor Pepper. Hey, give me a doctor Pecker. I don't
think I've ever really on purpose.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
You've never had a doctor Pepper, have I doubt it?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Your mother didn't make Your mother didn't make soft drinks,
or maybe she didn't. I was, I'm I was a
very loyal Coca Cola person for Dot Pepper. My aunt
drank tab which I'd be at the cottage and open
up the fridge and that was all that was in there.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
And she called it scissoring fuel. Oh yeah, give me
that scisor and fuelourne.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
Kept her skinny though.

Speaker 11 (50:53):
You washed my super real quick.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Now, all right, you clams done with your stereotyping.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Mister Pib is the same as doctor Pepper, but he
flunked out of medical school. Yes, you know they have
it with real sugar in it. It's called Senior PIB.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
That's silence, No I brought up. We're talking about softer.

Speaker 11 (51:19):
You think he hears thunderous applause in his head.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Otherwise it's crazy. I just remember a certain person around
here who would drive all over town to get Mexican
coke before it was made.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
I have stolen I've stolen a lot of Mexican coke
from this building.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I used to order it by the case.

Speaker 10 (51:38):
But that's how.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
It's everywhere. It's everywhere, is everywhere just like as much.

Speaker 7 (51:45):
Yeah, and it uses real sugar.

Speaker 14 (51:47):
Duh.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
I've heard some doctors say, and we've all heard some
doctors say in same things. But I heard they said,
if you're gonna have soda every now and again, just
have a sugar or real sugar soda.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
It's better than aspertain.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I can't say who told me this, but this person
is a physician. Yeah, and she said to me, I
would rather see my kids smoke cigarettes than vape.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Have nothing to do with nothing, nothing heard the word doctor.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
It has to do.

Speaker 11 (52:18):
I have something to add.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
If one were to look at this and you tell
from a lofty perspective, I am uh, I am always
talking with I am taking the structure that Josh has provided,
which is something coming from a person of greater, greater intellect,
which in your case of mind is virtually everyone give

(52:42):
and take dogs.

Speaker 7 (52:47):
Here are a couple of stories you're not going to
want anything to do with the Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The featured event will be the Cape Pop Demon Hunters
that'll be their spotlight. That'll be huge moments by the film,
singers and themed balloons.

Speaker 11 (53:03):
Ye, the balloons have jumped the shark for me.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I don't know, haven't they You're not a kid.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
They're great Sometimes they still bring the classics.

Speaker 8 (53:10):
Yeah, snoopy.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
Yeah, it'll be thirty two balloons, twenty seven floats in
eleven marching band it's not too windy all leading to
Santa Claus only.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Eleven marching bands. It seems like way more than Pikachu.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
I was out four new character balloons, including Buzz, Lightyear
and Mario.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Oh yeah, I'll enjoy those.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
And the The K pop movie is the a pop
Demon Hunters. That's the most success most watched thing on
Netflix ever in history. Yeah yeah, ever, I only saw.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
The porno cherry pop semen Hunters.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Oh Jesus again, we go down by. I tried to
bring it up to a level that is less coarse,
if you will.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
But no.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
There has to be an adult film version of this one,
sure probably, And it's anime too.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
That's a big foreigner and cool.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
The Gang are also going to be part of the parade.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Foreigner.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
This will include no members of the actual band.

Speaker 7 (54:10):
The Gang still bring it.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I'm sorry, you know, I actually really do.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I've yes, yeah, they're good. I've seen him live not
too long ago.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
But foreigner.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
There's no original members, doesn't have the lead singer. They're
all foreigner. They're but I mean it's it's a cover.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Band, that's true.

Speaker 7 (54:27):
Wicked star Jonathan Bailey has been announced as People magazine
Sexiest Man Alive. If you saw Wicked, you know what
I'm talking about, or you saw him in Bridgerton.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Which one is he?

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Lord Anthony, Lord Anthony Anthony nickname for your wien Anthony.
I introduced you to Lord Anthony.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
He's very I call him Tony for shorts, but not
for long. Lord Anthony needs he becomes an Anthony at night.
I was trying to get back to something interesting, so
I looked up more.

Speaker 11 (55:01):
This is remember we lost him early in the show.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Nobody didn't give me.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Yeah, that's why I got I know.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
I just I came upon some more nicknames. You tell
me which gender? Oh, okay, okay, okay, I'll start with
and he went tally whacker, males, pork sword, hang down male, well,
twig and two berries.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Any females in here at all.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
I'm sorry. I just I never I had not read
the paste thrower.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
That's male.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Male help the rope shooter.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Okay, these are all male.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Yeah, so in fact, I think you knew that, and
I think you set us up easy quiz could say
paste throw.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Honestly, I hadn't gotten that far down. That's hilarious. No
one has ever said that in a romantic moment, of course.
Can you imagine.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Throwing rope?

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yeah, if it has the consistency of paste, you got
a problem. Yeah, you need to have a doctor looking
at horse. Yeah, it's backed up a little bit.

Speaker 11 (56:15):
Regard something. Who turned you on to these?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I told you I have a subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine.
Who's on the cover this month? I get it digitally?
So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Yeah, they don't cuts all. I get my prostate exams digitally. Yes,
I'm not fired. I what I like, Guys, I'm working
for my money.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
I like. I like the analog and now the new
acoustic Prostate Exact really coming up next more with comedian
regular Al Jackson on the show about the Thanksgiving This
is the Bob and Tom Show. This is the Bob

(56:55):
and Tom Show. Welcome back. This is Christopher and the
Bob and Tom Studios More with comedian Al Jackson. Now
about Thanksgiving. I'll tell you what one delicious man is
that Al Jackson fellow? And there he is right there.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I like that.

Speaker 10 (57:09):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Brother?

Speaker 10 (57:10):
Just I feel like you guys may have become innovators
in like, let's start eating gigantic meals pre nine am.
Like I'm down with That's like, Yo, we're having Thanksgiving
dinner at three now seven thirty am. I'd be like,
I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
No one's going to miss that.

Speaker 10 (57:26):
Yes, you have like two days, you know, I'm here
for it.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
I used to get to this argument.

Speaker 11 (57:32):
I was just going to say, I remember distinctly one
Thanksgiving where somebody was having their meals started like two
and you were losing your mind about it.

Speaker 10 (57:39):
Oh right, what time should it start? Tom?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
No, it was it was starting at eleven? Are you sure?

Speaker 7 (57:47):
Eleven?

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Yeah? Wow, we eat it too.

Speaker 7 (57:49):
I like to eat early because then people can go
to the second house because a lot of people have
two Thanksgivings.

Speaker 10 (57:56):
So okay, Well, Christy, I want to ask you about that,
because you just you spark thoughts in me all the time.
How do you feel about would you rather be the
first house of the second House because I don't like
being the first house.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
Talk to me why because I get people in out
six o'clock. It's all cleaned up and done.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yourself. What you're saying is you can't stand your family.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
I did not say that, but.

Speaker 10 (58:25):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
You just want them out.

Speaker 10 (58:27):
The second house is the fun drinking house. So that's
going to be a younger demo because you can't get
bat hammer around your aunt and uncle that are in
their late eighties. So yeah, the second house is like
the party house where people just go and you just
it's like they have symbolic turkey, but there's also a
huge bottle ahead to see you.

Speaker 7 (58:44):
Like, yeah, in my defense, every other year i'm the
second house because then we just stay the whole time
and you know, drink it up.

Speaker 10 (58:52):
That's this go.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
Okay, there you board games and drinking.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Al Jackson is a stand up comedian. He's also one
of the hosts of DBL The Daily Blast Live. Been
watching this more and more. I was watching just the
other day. You had a lot of interesting things to
say about Dave Chappelle and that kerfuffle, and nobody died right,
Everybody's okay, everybody's okay, you're just words up there. Okay, Okay,

(59:18):
he was it.

Speaker 10 (59:19):
Yeah, that used to be what comics did, is they
talked about really difficult subjects. I remember I got a
chance to know and work with the late great Robert Schimmel,
who I credit with really sparking my first interest in
stand up when I was probably ten or eleven, I
didn't even know what stand up was, and I remember
watching my mom and my aunt look at this bald

(59:40):
white dude who was saying stuff that I didn't not
to say. He was making you know, d jokes and
he was making them laugh, and I was like, what
is this dude saying? It's like resonating with my people.
So like, I ended up hanging out with Robert Himmele
and he had cancer and he had like a thirty
minute special, thirty minute bit with video and pictures of
him going through chemo, and it's like, that's what's the end.
It was, It's hilarious. He had one picture I'll never forget.

(01:00:02):
It was him in the hospital bed looking more than
half dead, and you know, the audience kind of gasps
and he's on the side of the stage with a
mic and he goes, this is my face when I
found out that dat fan one last comic stand was
so beautiful, and it's like, it's the mode without that,
it's a sad picture of a sick man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Yeah, Robert's book is comics.

Speaker 10 (01:00:26):
He's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
It's called cancer on five dollars a day.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
I think it is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Yeah, it's great. Now we have a lot to get to.
But before we get to it, al part of this
show is you teaching me the language phrases, particularly, and
I don't know if you guys are going to talk
about this on DBL, but they've just released the new
five hundred words allowed and scrabble.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Oh oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
He is so upset about that. I'm not happy about it.
He's a purist.

Speaker 11 (01:00:55):
It's like some guys somewhere when they said, well, the
designated hitter is going to be in the National lab.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
That guy with bananas too, And this is what Tom
is with a scrabble thing.

Speaker 10 (01:01:03):
But I mean, I'm worried that I might be on
time side on this side. Jake, let me let me
hear what do you mean about that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Right? Well, they're allowing words that aren't words, but they're
allowing abbreviations. Where do I put the story here? You've
got over there, Christy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
Approximately five hundred new words have been added to the
usable words in the game Scrabble. Recent editions include stan
Get it what stan? Stan is another word for a fan,
isn't it right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
Yeah, yeah, that does that come from the Eminem song.
It's kind of a it's not necessarily a positive thing.

Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
No, no, no, it's like a crazy fan. But yeah,
it's weird. It's like, now I've seen stan defined in
urban dictionaries as a stan Lee, like a nerd fan.
And it's so interesting that that that word's been around
so long that it's almost not even associated with Eminem anymore.
Wily people like our age remember that stan was a
song about a crazy fan from Eminem. Now kids are

(01:02:00):
just like like a Stanley, like a nerd crazy nerd fan.
But no, that comes from Eminem for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
So slang is okay?

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Okay. How about the word zuke?

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Is that on scrab for zucchini?

Speaker 7 (01:02:12):
I don't know the uk ez Yeah, so I'm sure
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Oh is that put in the mark wave zuk it?
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
I mean, it's just no.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
There, Now that's zucchini, zucchini noodles everybody. Yeah, that's pretty common.

Speaker 10 (01:02:28):
I'll accept that because it's in the grocery store. But
zuke is like a word I've never heard before. And
if if I did find out that that was acceptable,
we were playing scrabble, like Games over, you can just
say anything.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
That means zucchini.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
When we play, we always it's an automatic double word score.
If it's a word you can't say on radio or television.
Oh so that's so what you want to get is
so you're looking at like the F word the S word.

Speaker 11 (01:02:54):
So if you put the F word of the S
word over a double word score, it's quadrupled.

Speaker 10 (01:02:59):
Okay, that's game over.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yeah, yeah, but that makes it fun certainly. But they're
just they're just adding like guac g u a c.

Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
Yeah, sure for guacamole.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
But I mean, oh uh, sitch too.

Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
Well yeah, yeah, I'm kind of okay with though. It's
just because guac is is such a regular word in
our in our day to day I will accept wak.
If somebody said, hey, Tom, you're looking good, why don't
you come over for some chips and some guacamole, You'd
be like, what's wrong with you those chips and quak,
you know, so like, let's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
For sure, how much is like how about full hawk? Yeah,
I mean that's that's kind of become a proper now
in terms of yeah, hairstime is that though.

Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
No, it's too it's just total a X H A
w K.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
That's gonna be worth a lot of points.

Speaker 10 (01:03:46):
I can't tell that's game over too, especially if you
get that X somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
So it's becoming more and more like the Urban Dictionary
and more more and more slangy. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:03:54):
I just didn't want it to be something like you
could put like t LC or m b A or something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Not yet, I don't know. Somebodies are pretty close to that,
but it might happen.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
I mean they're trying to keep up younger democratic You.

Speaker 7 (01:04:04):
Can do Mark for Margarita, Mar Mar.

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
Mar, Yeah, that's big margin block. What a strawberry mark?

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Mark and Guak?

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Yeah, Marks and is a great restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Mar. It sounds like the two cousins that you know
we only have mother Christmas? Sure? Sure, well, Al, why
don't you teach me some real language from the street.
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:04:32):
Tom?

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Tom?

Speaker 10 (01:04:32):
I'm here for you in the street. They were asking
about you. They said they missed you, and uh, the
streets wanted to know, Tom, what does dumb nice mean?
How would you use that phrase? Dumb nice? Dumb nice
d U M B and I CE.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Is it obvious?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Is it some that someone who's ignorant and yet the
pleasant to be around and easy to interact with their.

Speaker 10 (01:05:00):
Those will be the two cousins you were just described.
This is this is this is this would be a
phrase that it's a positive phrase that's really dumb nice.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
So I went over to the restaurant and I asked, Uh,
could you give me some branch it's not like ranch dressing?
And they brought back to containers. It was so dumb
nice of them. That sounds pretty good to me.

Speaker 10 (01:05:25):
Does that sound okay? No, No, that's not quite it,
But it was. I like that you guys are so
pleasant with it because it really is a good thing.
Will you got a guess for me?

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
So I've heard the expression dummy thick, as in she
dummy thick. Oh, dummy kind of just means extra, she's
extra thick. So do dumb nice is it kind of
in the vein of dummy thick? Does that mean someone's
just extra nice. That's what I tried.

Speaker 10 (01:05:48):
You're using the extra part right, dumb that that just
means extra. But the nice can be other than a
personality trait. You can be if you're nice with it,
that means you get You could say, you know, I
went and saw Willie. I didn't know he dj' on.
He's like, he's nice with it. So if you said
I went and saw him, he's dumb nice with it,
that means like he's really good with something. So it's

(01:06:10):
a positive thing. It just means like just being nice
with something like oh he's good at basketball or racket
all whatever. But dumb nice means you're like really good
at it. So Tom, I ask you to, now that
you have been hipped by the streets, to please use
dumb nice in the proper way.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
I tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
We had the guys from Big Green egg in this
morning and they were cooking on those big green eggs outside.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Everything they made was dumb nice.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
They were dumb nice chefs.

Speaker 11 (01:06:38):
Yeah, you know what, other than other than when you
actually use the words you're supposed to and they really
sound clunky and weird.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, that's that's correct. Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
You know, he's not a commercial. Just use a conversation.

Speaker 10 (01:06:54):
It would just be like a skill. Yeah, you would
just say like just you wouldn't even have to talk
about that. You just say they're cooking, Like, look, I
thought I could cook Thanksgiving. I've been doing it for
ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
But I saw them.

Speaker 10 (01:07:03):
They were dumb nice with it. I'm like, from now on,
I'm ordering from them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
You have to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Just chase that lamb bitch, that was dumb nice.

Speaker 10 (01:07:11):
How do you do.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
You know all you're on a TV show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
You don't need this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
I can't be the only one thinking. I'm so glad
you still call us.

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
Yes, that's all I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
God, I don't have to you guys.

Speaker 10 (01:07:27):
You guys sound like that that relative that did something
really offensive at Thanksgiving last year. I'm glad you still
call me. Tell your mom I still love her.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
I may have said, chick is implying that when I
use the words you present to me, I am surrounding
them with uh. No, I'm saying you use them like
a television or a radio TV announcer. Yes, you know
those are really dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Nice.

Speaker 11 (01:07:50):
You You're you're kind of incapable of casual conversation anyway.
You know that, right, you're kind of on the radio
in your brain all the time, no matter where.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
You are, just trying to enunciate. I'm not buying it.

Speaker 11 (01:08:06):
I think you're insane. That's what I think you should
lean on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
So are you saying when I use those words, no
matter what they are, that al gives me, no matter
how well you understand, stick out from the rest of
the sentence. Yes, It's like the way when certain announcers
of of of of Spanish speaking heritage or on the
on the radio, and then everything sounds they don't have
an accent at all of them. They get to their
name and all of a sudden it's yes, and also

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what you know, Yes, they suddenly go into full you
know the one that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Is I mean when they properly pronounce their names.

Speaker 7 (01:08:38):
Yeah, if they're from Puerto Rico, Yeah, yeah, and all
of a sudden it becomes that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Which is fine.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
I'm just you're how it's pronounce that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I do that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Part of ker You're done.

Speaker 10 (01:08:56):
It's hard for those languages though time because like Italian vanished,
there's such beautiful languages, and like people like hey, when
you're in another country, don't be disrespectful. Try and speak
the language to the most as you can, and I will.
But it sounds so bad coming out of with my
Ohio accent that it almost seems disrespectful. Yeah, I'm like,

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I don't. It just sounds so bad. I mean, you
can just tell that it hurts them to hear their
language pronounce like they're like those butteas the Agua and
they're like, all right, dude, you know, like it's just
like it's bad. But I'll always try. Now, tom this
is when I really want to ask you, because this,
you know me, I like to I love the little
nuances of the language, how the same phrase can be

(01:09:37):
changed a little bit and mean totally different things. And
this is one of those situations. So, Tommy, if I
said I tricked that off versus tricking off, what are
the differences between that tricked that off versus tricking off?
What would let's start one by one? What is trick

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that off?

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Me got by using my cleverness, faked my way through
say all of college, I tricked that off?

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Would that be good?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
I would have been like, I.

Speaker 10 (01:10:13):
Guess trick that off would be like you had something
and you just blew it right in the end, like,
let's just picture, picture picture. Josh at the bar and
two women come up and they're like, look, we are
traveling nurses. We're leaving at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, and
we want to have an experience with you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
We listen to you on the radio.

Speaker 10 (01:10:32):
You know, no names, please, let's just go hang out
at our place and and and Josh goes, yeah, and
you know, I just got this other new sex so
I can bring it. And they're like what, no, dude, No,
that's gross and they leave. Josh would be like I
had in my hand, I tricked that off you have
in your hands, and you just you blow it in
the last second.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Well, girls will be happy to go with you, but
this piece is not going to be here for ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
See he's a flying Josh.

Speaker 11 (01:10:58):
I don't know if you're rump the speed on this,
but you'd rather eat than almost anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Has to be put off for ten minutes. Yes, because
I got extra cheese until I'm done ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Number.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Why is it taking him ten minutes to eat one pizza?

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
I'm sorry you think it's fast.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
It was just the.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Consistency of him saying ten minutes, I was so curious.
Is it so vigorous that they wouldn't want to be
there for it? Couldn't they just sit with you and
enjoy it together.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
It's a short, short period of time. You think that
even even the biggest horses would at least wait a
few Oh my god, lower you know what? I should
thank you? So.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
So that's I understand now the other one.

Speaker 10 (01:11:40):
Tricked that off.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
What is the second phrase?

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
We've got a fun.

Speaker 10 (01:11:42):
Tricking off now, Tom, What do you think tricking off is?
It's that if if you looked at a chicken, you
were like, hey, look, I think you're really tricking off
right now. It's not a great thing. What would you
be telling And.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
It's not me having at myself while eating a bowl
of tricks?

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Wouldn't Would it be exaggerating?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Exaggerating? Would it be what he's saying. I don't believe
he's tricking off, This is just fair.

Speaker 10 (01:12:09):
It would be in his relation to a woman, probably
a romantic relationship. When you're tricking off, you're doing a
little you know, well, I think you're tricking off a
little bit, and it's not cheating. What would you think
that is, oh, is.

Speaker 11 (01:12:20):
That you're participating in the relationship but you're not really
into it.

Speaker 10 (01:12:24):
No, it's more like you're participating too much for what
they're giving you. So it's like, you know this new
girl that you know Josh's dating. I really like her,
but like he's like he bought her car, like in
the first month, twelve months, he signed a least for
He's he's got a tricking off over there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
I don't think so, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
I mean when during that lap day she said she
was having car trouble, I thought, maybe help.

Speaker 10 (01:12:47):
Can she get to online school?

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Yeah, We're coming right back with Tom's incident at Target
and more Thanksgiving talk on this Thanksgiving morning. This is
the Bob and Tom. Hi, and welcome back to the
Thanksgiving Bob and Tom Show. This is Christopher and the

(01:13:10):
Bob and Tom Studios. Tom had an incident at Target.
We're gonna hear about it here and more Thanksgiving talk.
I had an incident yesterday. Oh what did you do
and who did you do it to? So I'm at
Target and I'm getting new Christmas lights for the tree.
You mistook a normal citizen for someone who worked at Target. No, no, no, no, no,
I'm by the way, the best tree ever possibly this year. Well,

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that's nice. Is a real tree and it's when we
got it up, it is just perfect. I've ever seen
a thicker one.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
That's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Doug Fir the short, I forget that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
I don't know what the name you know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Don't tell us you put your tree up if you
don't know what kind of tree it is?

Speaker 7 (01:13:49):
About twelve feet.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
No no, no, no, sixteen foot no no no, it's
a nine footer.

Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
So I'm at Target. And if you've ever been that,
they have the rights. First of all, I want to
tell you people have no idea. How stupid the people
are listening to us. Let me, I need to walk
you through one. If you've been to the sexual themselves,

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been where they sell the lights. Yes, the lights are
in boxes in their marks like A one, A two,
A three, So the different types of lights they've got
to display. And I'm I'm trying to get the A
one boxes.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Yes, And so I'm like, do you have to because
they have a certain kind of warm glow. I'm sure
they have to know they have to be the warm white.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
I knew it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:37):
I knew it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
She didn't make no lights, no lights of color as
we call them now in our enlightened culture.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
And so I'm getting the A my dad said, Tom,
there's no where to live. Boy getting the A one.
And there's a limited number of them left, and I
need I'm trying to get them on and I I pause,
and lady next to me her glasses fall off. Oh my, So,
being a giant man, I bend over, pick up her glasses,

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hand them to her, and she takes the last box
of the lights. Oh now what do I do?

Speaker 7 (01:15:13):
Go to another target?

Speaker 11 (01:15:14):
You take her glasses. You take your glasses and throw
them in the middle of the store, grab the box
and walk away.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
No tackle her?

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
How old was she? Oh? Forties?

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Could you could you take her?

Speaker 10 (01:15:27):
You think?

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Or was she order?

Speaker 14 (01:15:29):
My line?

Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
I could have it?

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
No, it's just I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
You know, really, this is like when you hold the
door for someone at a place, like at a coffee shop,
and then they go in, they order forty drinks and
you were standing behind them. This brings up an interesting question,
how far away do you have to be before you
don't hold the door for somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
That sometimes can get off with you?

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
You know, It's like, if you see them getting out
of their car in the parking lot, you hold the door,
I'd say, I'd say ten to fifteen feet. I say,
it's tough because I want to rush them. Yes, because
sometimes you hold the door for them and they feel
like you. They don't want you waiting, so they jog.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
Relax.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
It's all awkward. Yeah, why I don't go out. But
but if you do hold the door for them and
then they go in, they should allow you to go
in front of them in line, especially if they're getting
a big order.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Yes, that should come. But you so you want something
for your active kindness? No, if I would do that,
just said, I would go. Hey, I appreciate that, but
just so you know, I'm ordering for your active kindness
is a currency that you have cash.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
I'm ordering for like eight people. Go ahead, and go
ahead and go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
So should I have demanded the a one bulbs back? Yes,
you were going. I'd already put some in my cart.
Well I thought you were done.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Yeah I wasn't done. I was How many did you
have in your card? All of them except the ones
right now? She tell she might be telling her co
workers yep and this guy was taking all the A
one s. Knock my own glasses off to distracts.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
At least get one box. That's right, This lunatic had
fifteen the light Did you have enough lights?

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
We haven't finished putting them on. Did you buy a
Taylor Swift tour book.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
The second that's a great question by the Taylor Swift
But I did. I did go online and I got
the poster of the show that they saw.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
That there was a big news story about Taylor Swift
to save.

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
Target this holiday season.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
I saw that. Oh really, yeah, yeah, oh really.

Speaker 11 (01:17:43):
In the words of Tom, I didn't see it. I
don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
No, I had.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
I didn't have time to do much over the weekend.
My computer blew up.

Speaker 7 (01:17:54):
Wait a minute, it was a weekend for family. Why
were you in your computer?

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
I barely was.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
It didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
I know what the term blow up means, right. It
means that it catches on fire. There was smoke and
all sorts of things in a software sense. I've ordered
a new one. It's on the way. I ordered a
new one last week. The problem you had.

Speaker 11 (01:18:18):
With your computer required you to order an entire new one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Yeah, I had our guy come over there, Greg came
over and it's it's toast Sikes. In any event, I
did never. I did not read a lot of news Ace.
I did not see that any tragic deaths in the news. Christie,
that's usually hers Forte's that's my job.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
And no, okay, not no, no one, okay. So did
you guys watch the parade a little bit?

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Temptations?

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
I did too. Well, if they If the Temptations don't
scream parade, I don't know what does. No, I don't
know what. Speaking of deaths, all of confusion, that's what
it is today.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
And hey, hey, can you here?

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
I think did I mention that? I think I might
have mentioned this. In twenty twenty three, ninety seven of
the top one hundred television shows are NFL games, and
among the other three was the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Speaker 11 (01:19:17):
It's a big deal while cooking, yes, but who actually
watches the parade instead of just having it on?

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
That's a good point.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
And I sat I pretty much sat there and watched
this year, which is rare for me.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
You were riveted, was Hodah and what's your face? Was hosting? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
And this is Hoda's last year. According to Retiring I
know why Ace was watching the parade.

Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
He's a lover.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
He's got a rush on the road.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Three of them, broker Hoda and the other broad and
the other broad broadcaster.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Thank he what's her name? Looked one of the Bush daughters.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
No it was it wasn't her, Yes, yeah, thank you. Yeah,
that's great because Dylan Dryer there when things. I don't
know who that is. She's she's very hot today show
person or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
She's the hottest.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
This is the only time I ever seen these as
for days. Okay, yeah, but they have to deal with
I mean, they're really great on the fly, and they
make it seem like they're not reading and they're they're
quite good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Killed Yeah, okay, a lot of Broadway, No are you?
I could when I think we can find this picture
when Lauren Green and Betty White used to host, I
remember that. Thanks, even though Lauren Green was Isn't it
exciting that what's next? Neil Young? There's some marching.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Bands that's within one hundred miles of where you live, right, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Yeah, that would be so that's so cool for the
kids to go to New York.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
It is exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Well, now we have Oh, we have to do a
quick review.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Oh, we have to do this though.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Rabbit, Rabbit, rabbit.

Speaker 11 (01:21:01):
It's first day of the month. That weren't on the air.
So December second, Holy hell, no more November.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Tom Mortgages due by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Yep, I'm not sure if I heard this or not.
You know that great song.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
Uh September by Earth Wind Empire?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Is there a version of that that's December? And I
don't think so. I was listening to this Christmas channel.
What's more possible you misheard it. Well, that's why my question.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Could be a remix? Did they do one?

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Could be a remix? I don't have the Okay, I
the December. It could be the AI earth Wind and Fire.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
Oh yep, that's taking our jobs in four months.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
I'm getting a little tired of AI with every single story.
There's a new lube developed by AI grade. They had
a headline on the news that is quite fair and
it said AI he helps you with your coupons or something.
I saw that and I read it as AL helps
you with your coupon.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
That's another thing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
I'm pissed about. You can call me who is Yeah,
initially we're coming right back on this Thanksgiving morning. More
about Thanksgiving, spending and the friends Giving is coming up.
But next, Aggie Smith, comedian talks Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Next on The.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Bob and Tom Show. Good Morning, Happy Thanksgiving. This is
Christopher and the Bob and Tom Studios and welcome back
to the best of The Bob and Tom Show. Comedian
Augie Smith talks Thanksgiving. In this segment, we're joined by
Augie Smith, great comedian. Aggie was on our first Comedy

(01:22:44):
Central special. Augie is a stand up guy and a
stand up comedian and a dad kind of in my
realm with an older gent that happens to be a father.
And you're even digging deeper than I am. You have
a two year old.

Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
I have a two year old. And here's the thing.
You guys wouldn't know this by looking at me, But
I am a good dad. Now people say that, They
say that I'm a good dad, and you know what,
that's based on Facebook photos. That is the entire basis
of Augil Smith is a good father his face. Because
here's the thing about me. I still live in a

(01:23:20):
house with my children. My children live in my house
and I live there with them, and sometimes my children
get hungry, and so I give them food because they
can't get it on their own. And then I take
a picture of that and I put it on the
Internet and people say, oh my god, that is the
most active father I've ever seen. You guys, the expectations

(01:23:43):
have been lowered so much for men and what we're
supposed to do, that just doing the job makes you
the world's greatest test. Sometimes my kids need to go
places and they don't have a license because they're young,
so I drive them. Oh, and I take a picture
of it, and people say, oh my god, this guy

(01:24:04):
is amazing what he has with his children, this bond,
and there's a reason for that, and it's an unheralded
hero of America. And I'd like to pour one out
for them today. And that's the deadbeat Dad.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Everyone.

Speaker 9 (01:24:22):
The fact, dead beat Dad, not only did you create
most of the women I had sex with in my twenties,
but the fact that you took off on your family
made me doing the bare minimum look positively heroic.

Speaker 8 (01:24:44):
Dead beat Dad. You ran so that I could walk.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Thank you very much. From Dad.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Couldn't be bad, he.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Do you have a You're a very fine father. We
all know that and you're an older dad, handsome young son.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
Yeah, he's twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
He was twelve yesterday. I mean he's DNA test handsome.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
Yes, he is.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
I got one of those two that is handsome.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Least I know.

Speaker 14 (01:25:26):
I'm trying to remember, don't you have a Well I
don't have him for Thanksgiving for the first time ever,
and I'm just a little down about it. So I
expressed myself through my instrument. And when I'm done with that,
I think I got the acoustic guitar. This is called
single dad Thanksgiving. Oh I'm all alone without my son
this Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Maybe next year they'll be healing and forgiving.

Speaker 15 (01:25:55):
But I won't spend it and open. I'm going to
pon shows the only restaurant open. I'm having dinner at
a Mexican place, Single Dad Thanksgiving. I have a few
margaritas and drunk text the X enjoy that Turkey. Dot

(01:26:16):
dot dot your new boyfriend. I'm eating tex mex.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Next week I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Go to court.

Speaker 15 (01:26:24):
My ex Sposa wants Mucco support having dinner at a
Mexican place, single Dad Thanksgiving. O Sa Poncho serveysa poor
fuffor Co's heartbreak is what alco hole is for. I

(01:26:47):
have a tick here and make a turkey with my hand.
It's just me and the Merryachi band. Looks like I'm
headed for trouble. The single dad is seeing double. I'm
having dinner at a Mexican place. No chee cheese in

(01:27:11):
my face. I'm having dinner at a Mexican place, single dad. Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Do they do with turkey taco? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Boy?

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
Pat.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Right now, we head back over to the news desk
with Christy Lee.

Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
The Transportation Security Administration has issued its guidance for which
holiday foods travelers can take on airplanes this Thanksgiving. Here
are the following items you can carry through TSA checkpoints.
You can carry you can baked goods, meat either frozen,
cooked or uncooked.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Stuffing someone gonna take like a cooked turkey on a
plane maybe and or a frozen turkey.

Speaker 8 (01:27:55):
Yeah, I expect them to check it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:59):
You put that on your lap.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
What do you do with that?

Speaker 7 (01:28:02):
Casseroles, mac and cheese, fresh fruits and vegetables, candy and spices.
The TSA I advised though, if you can spill it,
spread it, spray it, pump it, or pour it and
it's larger than three point four ounces. It should be
carefully packed in checked luggage.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Agie ready within.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Yeah, I know, well, everybody's got a quarter shot of
gravy jacket.

Speaker 8 (01:28:25):
A food itemer.

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
Checked food items do include cranberry sauce, either homemade or canned, gravy, wine, champagne,
sparkling cider, canned fruits and vegetables, preserves, jams, jellies and
maple syrup.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Jams and jellies. Yeah, huh, didn't we have it? You
know what the difference between jelly?

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Never mind?

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Interesting, isn't traveling by plane for Thanksgiving just you don't
have to bring food?

Speaker 7 (01:29:04):
I would think you could get it once you got there.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Yeah, Yeah, that's just that's too much work. And didn't
we have a guy last week? I'm trying to remember
this that had a gun in a chicken and he
got remember this, was it a guy or a girl
got caught a TSA going through Yeah, going through.

Speaker 7 (01:29:20):
The he was a woman.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
Yeah, yeah, wow, that would be stand aside, sir.

Speaker 7 (01:29:27):
It looks like he was taking the chicken. It was
the fact that there was a.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Gun in it. Yeah, although it would be pretty funny
if they you're gonna you can. You can keep the gun, sir.
But if we're going to have to confiscate that chick.

Speaker 8 (01:29:41):
Why did he cross the road? None of your business.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
And you know that was the original line in the
GUNFA keep the chicken, take the gun, Keep the chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
The TSAs is a traveler attempted to bring a gun
onto a plane by how you get inside a raw
chicken at the Fort Lauderdale slash Hollywood International Airport.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Two weeks ago. Don't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:30:04):
No, it's genius.

Speaker 10 (01:30:05):
It's genius.

Speaker 12 (01:30:05):
I tell you.

Speaker 8 (01:30:07):
Who's going to check your chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
Nobody?

Speaker 8 (01:30:10):
Nobody looks in a chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
That sounds like a kid's book. Who's going to check
your chicken?

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Yeah, it's careful when choosing the titles.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Yeah, close to choke yea yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Okay, very good.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Speaking of food and food advocacy group.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
That word there, Christie, I meant to say advocacy advocacy?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Are you it was embarrassing?

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
I know you can't and I believe it's fod I
don't care.

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
Have a new slogan, make beans Sexy. The initiative aims
to promote beans is quote unique solution to the climate,
health and economic challenges facing our planet. Rich in protein
and iron, beans are a cheap alternative to meat and
could help provide nutrition to help people in areas experiencing famine.
The advocacy group highlights that the legumes released ninety fewer

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greenhouse gases than animal proteins, while also improving soil health idea.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
But they also release gases in human beings that are
rather embarrassing. Oh no, that's not I'll give you like
this sound.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
It's not bad, that's funny. Right, This is why we
get all the big war.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
It's moist and horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
Yeah, that end is real something.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
That third act is a terrific That last one required
laundry twisted.

Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
The organizers Noonham, they're going.

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
To make beans more sexy. Yeah, they already are.

Speaker 7 (01:31:38):
I said, how can we tackle the climate crisis? Beans
is how we do it? Make beans?

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
I love that song. Beans is how we do it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
I don't know that it beans.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
They're going to have to get the hottest of hot
people to all right, well, as Kate, let's start the list.

Speaker 7 (01:31:55):
As Josh pointed out yesterday, they.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Couldn't make and Margaret's and yeah, yeah, I mean she
was already didn't. The bean certainly didn't help. That cover
always creeped me out. And then they've got the one
with a giant deodor and stick. Who were weirdos?

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
I know they're great.

Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
I just well, I think they're great too, But many
greats are weird those.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
I mean, the only the only thing sexy about beans
I think is the old flicking the bean wink wink,
Hey Christy.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
The wink wink wasn't enough? Hey Christy? Yeah, the wink
saved you. Tom coming back on this Thanksgiving morning, a
gravy fountain is featured, and friends Giving and Thanksgiving It's
all next. You're on the Bob and Tom Show. It's

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the Bob and Tom Show from the Bob and Tom Studios.
This is Christopher speaking. I hope you're having a good
Thanksgiving morning. This segment features a gravy fountain plus Friendsgiving
and Thanksgiving. Christy Lee once again at the news desk.
What's going on, Willie?

Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
This will help with your hunger pains. Food and Wine
Magazine has released a series of Thanksgiving Day recipes specifically
designed to be used with a so called gravy fountain.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Okay, the magazine.

Speaker 11 (01:33:20):
Josh, you're gonna we're talking about gravy fountains. You're gonna
feel your.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Tommy faded.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
He's out, He's all the way out.

Speaker 11 (01:33:30):
Somebody, somebody, wait, wave up, astrami sandwich under his nose.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Get him a bathing suit.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
I blacked out. What happened?

Speaker 10 (01:33:38):
Give him a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
We're talking about a gravy fountains, got it?

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
The magazine encourages readers to repurpose a tabletop chocolate fountain
and fill it with gravy. Recipe developer John Somerrell has
created has created a gravy recipe, specifically a down for
a fountain, making it thinner to ensure the machinery does.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
Not get klugbed. I don't like thin gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Some are ill also.

Speaker 7 (01:34:06):
Shared recipes for items you could dip into the fountain
of gravery gravery gravy.

Speaker 5 (01:34:12):
Including I have a medal of gravery.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Now, Josh, how dare you mock this brilliant invention. I'm
not mocking a gravy fountain. What would you put in
your gravy fountain?

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Cornbread on a stick?

Speaker 7 (01:34:28):
Oh that's good, that's not even on here.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Fried mashed potato ball I put in there for the ride.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
Mashed potato croquettes is on here.

Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
What wouldn't I put?

Speaker 7 (01:34:36):
Russels? Sprouts, butternut squash and sweet potato skewers are on
the list. Turkey quote unquote French dip sliders. Oh incredible,
So one of the stuffing bites.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
So Thanksgiving, do you have this thing sitting in the
middle of the table like a fom due?

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
I would think, No, they hold it in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Who's got room for a gravy fountain?

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
Well, you just get rid of the olive tray or
what does this come with?

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
The cardiologists?

Speaker 11 (01:35:08):
Well, because you know, if you eat something that at
least bit high colories, you'll have a heart attack right there.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Okay, I'm sorry, Josh I know that you think I'm
mocking you by suggestion that you loved the idea of
a gravy fountain. But josh admitted when I was asking
Joshu earlier about if he had a gravy boat, he
referred to it as a yacht.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
That's right, the what SS savory?

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
I would have done naval ship. Yeah, yeah, we're more
of an aircraft carrier.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Where do you vehicle?

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
Where do you keep that boat on the end table
next to my bed up there on.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Uh, don't you have some property right there by your.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
Oh that's right. Well, you know, I winter in cheddar bag.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
It was usually there the first time, the first time
he told me that, you know, not like now when
I'm on him the first time. Oh man, that was
funny boy.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
That was.

Speaker 5 (01:36:05):
Still chasing the dragon.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
But the ravy fountain, yep, aren't the was it it
determined that those chocolate fountains are just full of bacteria?

Speaker 5 (01:36:16):
Yes, we go, Yes, they are there.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
It is.

Speaker 7 (01:36:18):
I don't yeah, probably, I mean, think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
You got a little billy up there throwing his boogers.

Speaker 11 (01:36:26):
O wow, little billy up there putting his boogers in it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
So I would love just a private chocolate fountain.

Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
Like the next time, you can buy one of those
little ones.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
If I'm don't, it can't be for me. I don't
want to own anything I don't get to use every day.

Speaker 10 (01:36:42):
I just want to have it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
Like if I'm at a hotel and I got like
the two bed situation, I have one bed that's my
sleeping bed and the other bed is my chocolate fountain bed.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Yeah, it'd be fun, really, I don't like any I
don't like food fountains. I'll be honest for me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
Yeah, but you do like those guns that you hot dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
Right love?

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
I mean those are hilarious, like a cake cannon. A
cake cannon I've not seen, but I am giping to
the idea.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
I bet we could get one made for you. I
unwrapped cake at halftime of the game.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
You're out there and Josh Arnold the Bob and Time Show,
we're maybe we.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Have a special bazooka. It's gonna shoot out Lake. It's
not a open your mouth there, Josh. If you're shooting cake,
I think the key is wrapping the cake. Yeah, there's
got to be something cupcakes.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
It's already got the right the cupcakes.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
The first time is some one of those things shooting
hot dogs? This would never happen in the Soviet Union.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
This isn't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
This is only in America. God bless America. We have
guns that shoot hot dogs. Take that you comedy that?

Speaker 9 (01:37:52):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Okay, yep? Is there a bun on the hot dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Yes, they're wrapped. It be great if there wasn't. When
they it looks like we have a splitter. Somebody got
the bond somebody got the bone. Let's short stop got
the bun. You know, that's how life is sometimes the
second basement right there by the picture, mom d I'm sorry.

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Gravy gravy fountain. I saw that this morning and I thought,
you've got to be joking. Well, it's in food and wine.

Speaker 7 (01:38:23):
What do you expect.

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
I also like jibblet gravy, so I don't know that
the chunks, so they would make the gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
On with you, Josh. And that's the best thing about Thanksgiving,
the gravy.

Speaker 7 (01:38:34):
Do you make your own gravy?

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
That's hard to do, Sam Gravy will admit, there's certain
things I cheat on. I go to our friends. I
go to our friends Peter and Kathleen that special sweet potato,
and then you can get to they have some pre
made gravy.

Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
Well they do.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
They have really good stuff in there, the best stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
Oh, it's all good.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
That's okay for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (01:38:58):
Here, if you're listening, I'm gonna be calling you later.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
You don't have to do it on yourself, Josh. Josh,
have you determine where you're going to be on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 5 (01:39:07):
On Thanksgiving Day, I think at my house because my
family would be getting together. Some of my family were
getting here that Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
Okay, so you're going to be Do you want to
come to my place?

Speaker 7 (01:39:18):
I'm having Thanksgiving? You're welcome?

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Oh? Thank you?

Speaker 10 (01:39:23):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Wow depressed?

Speaker 7 (01:39:25):
I don't want you to be by yourself?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
No, no, no, I may not. Last year I had
it with Godwin.

Speaker 11 (01:39:29):
You know what, maybe he prefers being all by myself,
just you and Pat.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Some bandages alcohol to prepare the risk before the cutting
for me for there is.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
So it was you had a fine time I made.
I made the turkey, there, the stuffing, the homemade mashed potatoes,
the sweet potatoes.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
But you made it for them?

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Yes, you went to.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
Giving four pats.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
And then I have left you and ste.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Where'd you eat it at your house or his?

Speaker 13 (01:40:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:40:06):
We had it in my booth. Here's the guys. No,
I have a dining booth. Oh yeah, it's fun at
the booth.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
And then what else do we? We had bottled soda?
I think like your little fancy.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
Glasses the booth bottled soda.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
That's right, Oh dude, yeah, that's right. It was the
glass man. We didn't even pay for it? Is no,
I stole. The booth is locked think you sow it
from the air. Is the booth locked in position or
to the chairs.

Speaker 10 (01:40:32):
Because there's so.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
Much there's so much action when you're eating, Josh, that's
at the table and the booth are going to slide
all over the kitchen get pitted.

Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
It's locked in positions. No, no, I've eaten myself stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Is that what you want to hear?

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
The fire department had to come to get chivvy out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
It's kind of like when you take your shoes off
on an airplane and then you're going to try to
put them back on your feet of sort of swallowing
or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
That's what happens to me every time I eat it
my booth every time. A son of a bit?

Speaker 13 (01:41:01):
Is that you?

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
How did you make a full size turkey?

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
It was full size?

Speaker 7 (01:41:06):
What do you think you made just the breast?

Speaker 5 (01:41:07):
I know there'd be two of us, so I had
a twenty eight pounds. Why we're talking with four drumsticks?

Speaker 10 (01:41:16):
Is that possible?

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
You have a mutant back there?

Speaker 4 (01:41:19):
Please?

Speaker 5 (01:41:21):
One that runs on all fours turkey?

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
Josh, Yes, you look great, you're very handsome.

Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
Well, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
No, no, no, that's that's fun. You're meant a lot
of leftovers obviously.

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
Yeah, yeah, it was a fun I had a good
week of leftovers.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
Are you getting us those pies this this year for Thanksgiving? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
I actually made some of the phone calls on Friday
nice for the our pie lady. Is that just one
phone call?

Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's no pat It's not because
he used to call Amy. It's called Amy called the pilot.

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
The first thing, wouldn't you like to see Amy's medicines happen?

Speaker 11 (01:42:05):
I bet it's before she takes her medicine off.

Speaker 4 (01:42:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
Yeah, does she wake up like this like a coal
Because also we're part of a part of something, all right?
If you heard this thing the friends giving? Yeah, sure,
it's a pre Thanksgiving thing in which you a bunch
of friends get together and do a Thanksgiving that can

(01:42:32):
also happen on Thanksgiving for people that don't have a
place to go on.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
We have to get some for that. What a mess
you are? So can I stop finding about family things
that I'm not invited to.

Speaker 7 (01:42:45):
It's a friends thing. It's not family friends.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
I'm not even going Okay, well no, it's a friends thing. No,
why would you go.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
It's not any friends, it's not a school night.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
I'm not gone. It's not a school night. I'm not
Oh gotcha, I'm sure you can go with Kelly. She'd
love to have someone with it. Look, Kelly's new boyfriend.
That guy's handsome.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
That's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
Isn't really weird here? I always thought he was good.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Well, it's been a weird show today. If you're new
to the show, I'm sorry your dad.

Speaker 5 (01:43:22):
Ever, seriously walk up to you at any point willing go,
you know, if you want to come out all right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
My first kiss was on a school trip. And then
after my math teachers hold my dad, and my dad
looks at my math teacher and goes, this guy kissed
a girl. Come on, I was getting worried about it,
and they high fived.

Speaker 10 (01:43:36):
I had no clue.

Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
I had no clue what to do. True story.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
Now, is your mom gonna have Thanksgiving someone? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:43:43):
No, she is.

Speaker 5 (01:43:44):
Yeah, her and her husband are gonna have.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Any word they want because he's it's entire I blame
I blame myself. Your mother's rich, right, Oh no, no, No,
there's misunderstanding here. She's married to a man named Rich.
He's not actually and shake?

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
Do you know do you know that that bit an
audience member yelled at at Josh during our shows and
moving to two weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
Did you know that an audience yells that at me
every show I do, You're for no reason to fail?

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Laugh every time?

Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
No, no, it gets a good percentage of the audience
for those who don't know the bit, it's baffling.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
But you don't want to talk to him that you're
people like Tom. You don't want to suffer never well,
move forward.

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
But they're having it done at Florida because they're both
having a surgery done near Thanksgiving. This could be not
gonna be able to trap them.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
They're exchanging genitally. What's happening? That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:44:39):
I'd like to be behind every once in a while.
That's a little freaky Friday.

Speaker 11 (01:44:43):
Think Tom, has anyone ever told you you're horrible as
small talk? Anybody said that?

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Kelly was telling me that this, well, you were terrible
at small talk. And my one of my daughters, I'm going,
do you realize that I am a paid perfection? What
comes to small time?

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
What a mess?

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
She's got my eight year olds now on her side
and rightly.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
So well, I mean to be fair.

Speaker 7 (01:45:10):
Yeah, she can reason, she can see you're gonna there's
going to be a time when you run out of
being able to make more kids.

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
And I'm pretty sure at this point you're medically nuts.
I'm pretty sure you're not just full blown crazy. And
I think you're.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
That's good that I'm happy.

Speaker 10 (01:45:28):
Are you happy?

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
And Christy Lee is giving me the look over there? No,
I'm just maybe federal.

Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
A lot of hot rubbers about to hit the black market.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
Hot rubber.

Speaker 7 (01:45:38):
Ontario Provincial Police looking for at least two suspects. Too
early Friday morning, broke into a rural property roughly two
hours west of Toronto and stole a truck containing some
ninety thousand dollars worth of condoms and accessories.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
I saw this was a big story, No, was it?
You know they're bringing into hunt for them, don't you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:01):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:46:02):
Naturally mag magnim p I.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
Condom joke case magnum get it?

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
No, you buy the magnium by the case.

Speaker 5 (01:46:15):
I think that's a gross assumption.

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
You use magnums. He's mentioned that in the stereotypical no
Ace is mentioned on the air. I don't believe. Sorry, well,
how does he prove it? Yeah? You want him? Yeah,
you know, I take it out to press it against
that glass, just enough to win. You're in prison and
your lover can't wait.

Speaker 11 (01:46:35):
That's the punch line, take just enough out to win?

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
And Ace doesn't even have to stand up to do it.
That's this, that's the scary part.

Speaker 5 (01:46:46):
He just whistles and it slithers out of his.

Speaker 7 (01:46:49):
So they stole a fell ninety thousand dollars for the
condoms and accessories. I guess accessories? What would that be?

Speaker 4 (01:46:56):
Lube?

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
What is concentrate? Spermisan ear rings a woman?

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
I think it's cute.

Speaker 11 (01:47:02):
You're acting like you don't know what they're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
I don't chirst.

Speaker 5 (01:47:06):
Have you ever put a condom on a man?

Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
You never put one on a ban? Do you want to?

Speaker 5 (01:47:15):
You've never actually put it on the game?

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
You ever put it on a water melt? Could we
move on? Does it say what brand they were?

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
If they were Trojans. This looked for a really big horse.
Don't look at it.

Speaker 7 (01:47:28):
Look at it?

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Is the joke there that Trojan ships in the horses.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
The famous Trojan horse. Isn't that shouldn't they have that
display at drug stores.

Speaker 4 (01:47:42):
Horse.

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
You walk in, there's this huge horse.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
Shouldn't Trojan horse be the magnum of Trojan. Yes, there's
a new Trojan horse for those of you who are
hung like yeah and coming soon, the Trojan donkey.

Speaker 7 (01:47:58):
This guy's not hung like a whorse. A man in
Holland had to undergo penis reconstructive surgery after being bitten
by a cobra. The man suffered what is known is
as scrotal necrosis. Actually gone exactly because we're bitten by
a cobra.

Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:48:18):
Doctors in the Netherlands wrote in a case report that
while vacationing in South Africa, the forty seven year old
was going to the bathroom when a snuited cobra snake
struck from the toilet and.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
Bit his genital I think it's snouted.

Speaker 7 (01:48:32):
Is it snouted?

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:48:37):
I like to know who I'm going to buy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
So this guy sits down on the toilet and the
cobra comes.

Speaker 7 (01:48:44):
Out of there and came out of the toilet bit
him on the Testicon man was taking my helicopter to
the nearest trauma center. He received eight doses of snake
venom anti serum. A tetana shot antibiotics and was treated
for acute kidney injury. A urola just surgically removed the
damage tissue before the patient was repatriated to the Netherlands,

(01:49:04):
where a plastic surgeon removed even more dead tissue and
performed a skin graft harvested from the groin. The man
was discharged about two weeks after surgery in a sense
made of full recovery.

Speaker 5 (01:49:17):
My balls are better.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:49:18):
The incident was detailed in neurology case reports, where doctors wrote,
quote our take home message, always flush the toilet before
sitting down. In countries notorious for their snake population.

Speaker 5 (01:49:30):
This happened to a woman.

Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:49:31):
Really, she was actually sitting on the toilet. She was
changing her tampon. Yeah, I'm not trying to be gross,
but that's what was happening.

Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
She was bit by a snake.

Speaker 5 (01:49:39):
Cotton mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
I enjoyed that very much.

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
You're the one.

Speaker 11 (01:49:46):
I agree with, Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:49:49):
The punchline didn't matter.

Speaker 5 (01:49:51):
I can just watch you tell that joke.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
I could see it arrived. I can see it arrive
at your brain. You're going, okay, I'm gonna get this. Yeah,
I all figure of the top. Yeah, someone, we're going
to land on this. That's terrifying.

Speaker 7 (01:50:04):
Yes, this is one of your biggest nightmares.

Speaker 1 (01:50:06):
And it's always in Australia or in this case South Africa.

Speaker 5 (01:50:09):
Yeah, where the snakes are.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
It's not always, but I mean they do.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
They swim up the pipes. Sure, I think I would hover.
I would never sit down.

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
You know what I'm gonna say this, I'm never gonna
go there. I'm never gonna go to Australia or South Africa.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
Well, i'd I'd love to go to both.

Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
I will limit myself from those experiences. I will go
other places. I'm never going to go there. I swear
by it right now.

Speaker 7 (01:50:31):
I did this yesterday. I thought it was a piece
of dog hair or lnt on the kitchen floor and
I went to grab it, and I went down and
picked it up, and it was a spider and it went.

Speaker 3 (01:50:43):
Just a c would have been a much.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
Better story if you'd been plucking a way from well,
I was turning my bush and it turns out it
was all daddy long leg. That's a hell of a story.

Speaker 10 (01:50:53):
That's there.

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
You go. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
I love the fact that these doctors are take home
message always flushed before you it down. And country's notorious
for their snake pone.

Speaker 7 (01:51:02):
Well that makes good sense.

Speaker 5 (01:51:03):
Yes, jeez, that's scary.

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
Cobra's are huge, they're really big. Do they have a
rhyme for that one?

Speaker 7 (01:51:09):
Rhyme?

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
No, if it's brown, flush it down.

Speaker 5 (01:51:13):
Oh, if it's a cobra the lake, it's not a rhyme.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
That's We're coming right back on this Thanksgiving morning. We're
gonna talk money, money you spend on Thanksgiving. It's next
here on the Bob and Tom Show. This is the
Bob and Tom Show, and this is Christopher and the
Bob and Tom Studios. It's the best of the Bob

(01:51:44):
and Tom Show. We're doing all Thanksgiving this morning. This
segment features the money you might spend on Thanksgivings. There's
certain news stories that come by every year, for example,
on tax Day. I don't know why they do it
with digital now. There's always some poor porter who has
to stand at the post office on tax night and
some sad loser comes in, here's my return.

Speaker 3 (01:52:06):
They interview.

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
A hard working guy that's busted his ass to make
money all year and now he has to ship it
off to the government. Right, But uh, there are these
stories every year and sometimes they kind of bug me.
The one that's bugging me this year, and I've heard
three or four different news out let's do this. It's
your Thanksgiving is gonna kind of wavy. Here you take
East twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:52:29):
Oh, I saw that story.

Speaker 1 (01:52:30):
This is kind of pisses me off, because look, Thanksgiving,
be happy for all the great stuff we have. My God,
if it's going to cost an extra two bucks for
your turkey and you don't like it, move overseas. Okay,
there are a lot of there are a lot of
places where if they had a turkey a year, they'd
be happy.

Speaker 5 (01:52:48):
But look, I don't think this is a consumers complaining.
I think it's news trying to create news.

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
I don't think it's just every year. That thing about
and the twelve days of Christmas this year, if I
just can't.

Speaker 3 (01:52:59):
Stand it, how much.

Speaker 7 (01:53:02):
I would buy that anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:53:04):
But the one about the turkey is if your turkey
is a little more this year, hey, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:53:09):
It's worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
You think, thank your lucky stars that you're doing okay,
and you can have a nice turkey dinner.

Speaker 5 (01:53:14):
Know that the extra two dollars goes to the turkey's family.
Isn't that nice?

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
And I'll tell you what, it'll never It'll never happen.
When you're eighteen, you realize you're never going to make
it in pro baseball. And when you're my age, realize
I'm never going to be president. But if I was,
I wouldn't. I wouldn't pardon the turkey.

Speaker 3 (01:53:33):
Why did you think you were going to be president?
Up to this point, you've never tried to.

Speaker 7 (01:53:36):
Be a politics expensive Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:53:40):
Like many presidents, I don't do the most important job
in the world. It's it's been pretty close recently. I
wouldn't I have this thing of forgiving the turkey every year. No,
it's it's typical government double think. You can't have it
both ways. They show the president forgiving the turch turkey.
Then the next day he's sitting there eating a turkey. Right,

(01:54:02):
that's not right. I'd be president. I'd take it ax
in front of every the kids and everybody cut its
head off. Hey America, watch this. Yeah, well you know
how this started. You know how this started?

Speaker 11 (01:54:12):
Was that Pete right, you know, said hey, can we
you know, bring attention to millions of turkeys being killed
every year? And if we didn't have Thanksgiving, turkeys would
be wild in the streets right now. You guys know
that they'd be they'd be a hijacking car.

Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
You go outside, Thank God for Thanksgiving, I say, And
we have peta news coming up. Yes we do.

Speaker 7 (01:54:35):
Yeah, but anyway, I just if here's the lead story,
twenty twenty one Thanksgiving dinner could be the most expensive
in history.

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
Okay, well it's twenty twenty one.

Speaker 5 (01:54:44):
Everything's the most expensive in history, right.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
God, they're missing the person. They're missing the point of Thanksgiving.
It's like these people who are canceling Halloween. They don't
get it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:53):
They just said, oh, this is the devil.

Speaker 1 (01:54:55):
No, no, no, it's kids having fun, dressing up, Okay,
lighting up, Eat a piece of candy?

Speaker 7 (01:54:59):
Did you bring some can?

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:55:00):
God if I got a lot of candy.

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
So I brought all my life.

Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
By the way, this is one real quick thing, and
I'll shut up. Last, in the middle of trick or treating,
we went back to my own house all right, where
Kelly was passing out candy. So my my five year
old and eight year old went and you know, trick
or treated and they loved it. Yes, that is not allowed,
and then they were going sweet. Then they were going

(01:55:25):
can we have two? No, And I'm going you realize
you're going to get all of this if no more kids?

Speaker 11 (01:55:33):
She let you be alone with your children out in
the wild.

Speaker 5 (01:55:37):
That's really not that's or insistent all of you.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
Usually they all go together, but there was a complication,
so she was passing out.

Speaker 11 (01:55:46):
The speaking of baseball, which we were Pete h wants
to see pictures warm up in something other than the bullpen.
They take exception with the name bullpen. Anybody anybody want
to let's start the guessing and if you've seen the story,
don't guess.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
I don't, but go ahead and get bull bullpen bullpen
instead of bullpen.

Speaker 5 (01:56:07):
I do know what they're suggesting it, and I kind
of like it.

Speaker 11 (01:56:11):
It's it's the funniest and believe me, I've been in
comedy quotes a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:56:17):
Yeah, they don't want to go with like warm up track.
I was going to say that like warm up area.

Speaker 11 (01:56:23):
He wants a bullpen to be called an arm barn.

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
That sounds like that sounds like a place that sells
devices for people who have sadly lost an arm. Hey,
this week at the arm barn the finest in prosthetics
arm bar. I would think that Pete would be more
upset about I don't know. Maybe the leather gloves.

Speaker 5 (01:56:49):
Start there, they are upset about them, I'm sure.

Speaker 11 (01:56:52):
Oh yeah, the group did Pete ever h picket rawlings
or anything over there?

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
Ever on the pale they have? They really know how
to get publicity. Yeah, they agree.

Speaker 11 (01:57:05):
Peter released his statements saying words matter and Baseball's bullpen
to value talented players and mock the misery of sensitive animals.

Speaker 5 (01:57:14):
You know, Peter, words do matter? Why are you named
after a breaded pocket that meat?

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
Peter said?

Speaker 11 (01:57:24):
The name given to the area where relief pitchers warm
up before entering a game refers to the holding area
where terrified bulls are kept before slaughter.

Speaker 3 (01:57:35):
Look, yes, Tom with his hand raise yes this year
if you know this chick but coming up in the news, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
I know, we have a news story where the bulls win.
I love those stories and I like stake all give
it to the man. Do you think anyone who's a
member of Peter has watched a baseball game this year?

Speaker 5 (01:57:54):
Yeah, there's a fair amount of hypocrisy. I do some
good work, it's just This stuff is so silly.

Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
Arm barn sound like a chicken wings place. I don't
even understand it.

Speaker 5 (01:58:07):
Arm bar up your arm, it's not a bar.

Speaker 7 (01:58:11):
It's not a bar.

Speaker 1 (01:58:11):
They want to stick with the pen as in bowl pen.
I think, then armpit and it sounds like after he
after the hobo lost his arm, and it is a
tragic train hop. We we let him become a writer
by installing an arm pen.

Speaker 5 (01:58:29):
When I think you're right, man, armpit, arm pit all
the way. Yeah, like's in the arm pits, warming up
in the arm pit.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
That's a deep drive the left. Oh, it's out of here.
Lands in the armpit makes more sense.

Speaker 7 (01:58:42):
Than the arm of the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:58:45):
Arm barn is kind of cool. If you were hanging
out with a tough guy and he like had, you know,
big arms.

Speaker 5 (01:58:49):
He's a workout kind of guy. I gotta see you
got a head to the arm bar.

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
Eric, you like exactly, Josh, did you not famously have
a an observation about a store that had the word barn.

Speaker 3 (01:59:06):
In the name?

Speaker 1 (01:59:07):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:59:08):
Yes, what was that again? Well?

Speaker 5 (01:59:10):
I got in trouble on the date once because we
were shopping and I asked the girl if she wanted
to go into Lane Bryant and she punched me and
then after reminded me that that is a store for
plus sized women. Actually did realize that either because Lane
Bryant doesn't sound like a fad girls store dress barn

(01:59:30):
I thought that was the.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
Dress.

Speaker 11 (01:59:34):
Barn is a bad name, right, And they're very successful.

Speaker 7 (01:59:37):
Yes, and they're not. They have all sizes, yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:59:41):
Barn But are they agriculturally themed? Fashioned or no?

Speaker 1 (01:59:47):
You don't walk in they don't have like corrals to
go change your clothes. They don't have to dress up.
And like cowboy ads and Big Boss, we got one
come out over here, beat off Gangham. We got Griswold
up in the arm Barnes dress. Barnes, see Peter Wise,

(02:00:09):
they choose, they choose the time with people kind of
focused on baseball with the World Series, and they come up,
I'm renaming the bullpen.

Speaker 11 (02:00:16):
So we're surprised there haven't been more. Uh uh, What
do I want to say about the Atlanta Braves and.

Speaker 1 (02:00:24):
The that's not there, that's not their particular focus, and
that that got a lot of attention over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (02:00:31):
The cheer, the chops, that's we've seen, we're seeing the
near end.

Speaker 3 (02:00:38):
Of that well.

Speaker 11 (02:00:39):
The Astros are named after George Jetson's dog. I think
everybody knows that.

Speaker 5 (02:00:44):
You dogs with speech impediments up in arms.

Speaker 1 (02:00:50):
You ever been to one of those peda meetings. I
have not, Man, this place was so crowded you couldn't
swing a dead cat about hitting somebody.

Speaker 5 (02:00:57):
Tom, That's so funny. Have you ever, whatever reason, speak
at a pita function.

Speaker 1 (02:01:05):
Don't encourage him. The president will stand up and go
all right the door crying.

Speaker 11 (02:01:20):
A fifty five year old man died after being gorged
at a bull running event in the eastern Spanish town
of Onda Onda.

Speaker 3 (02:01:29):
On the O n d A.

Speaker 1 (02:01:31):
You know what he got cord on the balls, possibly
the parandeum.

Speaker 4 (02:01:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:01:39):
I don't feel sorry for these guys. I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (02:01:42):
The man was repeatedly attacked by the bull at the festival,
suffering a head wound ah and having an artery punctured
in his left bond.

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
You know what that's He was out there in the
street when the balls were let loose. They warn you
in Spanish and everything that'll take you out one.

Speaker 11 (02:02:00):
He died at a hospital in the nearby town of
Villa Reale.

Speaker 7 (02:02:03):
A quick you bleedout.

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
It's in like minutes, ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (02:02:06):
I think, thank you.

Speaker 11 (02:02:07):
Right on, The council said it had canceled all bull
running events in the town's festival, but other activities would
go ahead. It was the first fatality of its kind
since similar events resumed in Spain. I've never been to
never Mind following the music. Yeah, relaxation of I see,
that's why I said never mind. COVID restrictions over the summer.

(02:02:29):
They didn't want to get the bulls sick.

Speaker 3 (02:02:30):
I don't know, Uh, how old is this guy?

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
Fifty five? Double nickel tom old enough to know right right,
once you get fifty you can't keep up with your dog, Okay,
let let alone a bull. So mid life midlife crisis.

Speaker 3 (02:02:46):
Maybe the big macho thing anyway.

Speaker 7 (02:02:49):
You know somebody that's done it. I mean it's it's
a thing.

Speaker 3 (02:02:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:02:54):
Well, every couple of years, some idiot gets killed, and
I guess that's part of the appeal.

Speaker 3 (02:02:59):
When you were a flack jacket or something.

Speaker 1 (02:03:01):
Just in case, that's not going to help you if
you get the old in the in, the horn and
the groin.

Speaker 5 (02:03:07):
We did have a story of a guy getting horned
in the peraneum.

Speaker 1 (02:03:10):
Yeah, oh yeah, remember that tanked.

Speaker 11 (02:03:12):
It was almost as if the bull knew, Yes, where's
the worst spot?

Speaker 5 (02:03:17):
I can get this guy.

Speaker 7 (02:03:19):
I don't think that's the worst spot.

Speaker 5 (02:03:21):
No, what do you think up in the old would
be worse the old?

Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
I mean, if it if it went into an existing orifice,
it's not going to be as painful as if it
cuts its an.

Speaker 7 (02:03:32):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:03:35):
I'm I'm with Tom on this.

Speaker 5 (02:03:36):
I think I think in between his worst because you
kind of get both, so technically it would be pleasurable.
It's exactly right. I mean, it's conicals sort of. So
if you had to choose where you were gored, I'm
choosing b hole rather than tak. Yeah, I'm doing that one.

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
They're going to be terrible, but I'm using that one.
This is or any other radio show, and any other
radio show would put up a poll. We are not going.

Speaker 5 (02:04:07):
I mean, at least the at least the back end
has a pilot hole.

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
It's a starting point.

Speaker 3 (02:04:13):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:04:14):
We shall return on this Thanksgiving morning, some listener letters
and Jimmy Pardo on the way. Next Razzle Dazzle and
an early Thanksgiving. Welcome back and Happy Thanksgiving. This is
Christopher and the Bob and Tom Studios, and welcome back

(02:04:35):
to the best of the Bob and Tom Show. Do
it all Thanksgiving this morning, a little Razzle dazzle coming
up next, and an early Thanksgiving. Let's find out. I
like that early I like that Sunday morning game, and
I like it. I'd be very curious to know if
those early Sunday games are affecting church attendance. What city
you live in, Yeah, what time zone? That's really early

(02:04:58):
if you're in California. Yeah, I bet they're having a
bro early pancakes. Yeah, you know, like Christy does for
the coronation or a wedding or yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:05:10):
Absolutely yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05:11):
Oh well, Jama the early game, the early game, if
if you would, if you slept in, you would have
slept in watching it. Snoozefest one dutchdown m yikes, you don't.

Speaker 7 (02:05:22):
Maybe it was a defensive battle.

Speaker 1 (02:05:24):
Yeah it was, and it was.

Speaker 4 (02:05:27):
True.

Speaker 11 (02:05:29):
True NFL fan enjoyed the game no matter what.

Speaker 3 (02:05:33):
Sure he doesn't.

Speaker 11 (02:05:36):
Here here's my invitation of Bill Belichick.

Speaker 3 (02:05:38):
What am I doing?

Speaker 1 (02:05:38):
Tom looking at plays?

Speaker 11 (02:05:42):
So he did all every time they took a shot, of.

Speaker 3 (02:05:44):
And he's looking at papers on the sideline.

Speaker 5 (02:05:46):
Was confusing. They were all in German.

Speaker 1 (02:05:48):
Yeah, that's the thing. Oh no, wondah. Yeah, and once again,
I I know it's not the same. Somebody sent me
an email. I said, it's not the same national anthem
that they used before in Germany. But it's still a
little creepy. The language, it's kind of a guttural. So interesting,

(02:06:10):
it's so close to so close to the beautiful, malifluous
language of France. But no, it's a lot different, Yes, siree.
Well you know what happened on Saturday at the halftime
the Michigan Penn State game. Michigan beats their butt, wasn't
talking to you? And welcome back?

Speaker 11 (02:06:28):
And Matt Leonard said, razzle dazzle Christy, Oh now you've
infected the college game.

Speaker 5 (02:06:37):
Santa Claus says it in the wayfair commercial.

Speaker 10 (02:06:40):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (02:06:41):
Because I like a house little razzle daz.

Speaker 1 (02:06:43):
Have you seen the John Travolta Santa Claus I love though, Yeah,
he's walking around with Santa all right. Something happened over
the weekend where everybody put their Christmas lights on.

Speaker 11 (02:06:54):
He dances at Santa Claus have you notice that you have.

Speaker 7 (02:06:58):
Your Christmas lights on already.

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
I thought you said you put him up in getting
to turn off.

Speaker 3 (02:07:07):
Seems to be a technical issue.

Speaker 5 (02:07:12):
The technically everybody else in his house once I'm on,
that's exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:07:17):
Let me talk to Josh for a second. How do
you have that opinion of yourself? Because you know me,
I'm the stuff.

Speaker 11 (02:07:25):
That's not my fault. I'll take the blame.

Speaker 3 (02:07:27):
You know, But he just doesn't.

Speaker 4 (02:07:31):
It's not me.

Speaker 1 (02:07:32):
I don't know what's going on with the lights. There's
a technical issue.

Speaker 5 (02:07:35):
We could have all learned a little something.

Speaker 11 (02:07:37):
Yes, I think that's what I want to learn.

Speaker 1 (02:07:39):
I want to be playing. I missed my calling. I
should have gone and gone into politics.

Speaker 4 (02:07:44):
Not early on.

Speaker 1 (02:07:45):
He's playing music, just like anything in the background. I
gotta have Eddy come in here and fix it. The
buttons off there, it is, button's off. I hear music.

Speaker 3 (02:07:57):
What what song is that? Pat? I hear music?

Speaker 1 (02:08:00):
Sick when no one from something something, that's the first
sight of a stroke. If you're hearing music right.

Speaker 5 (02:08:07):
Now, I smell orange.

Speaker 3 (02:08:08):
I saw so.

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
Was Harbaugh on the field. No, he was at a hockey.

Speaker 3 (02:08:15):
Game Saturday night. The place went crazy in Michigan watching.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
Well, I mean obviously he geek. He's not loud. He
wasn't surprised that he got suspended. He saw the signals coming.

Speaker 11 (02:08:34):
What's the rule one? Laughing at your own jokes?

Speaker 1 (02:08:36):
What a new laugh to?

Speaker 5 (02:08:38):
Yeah, when some people do it, it's charming.

Speaker 1 (02:08:44):
Yeah, and pretty elaborate cheating scheme they had going so well.
It was just like when the Astros got caught. Okay,
what did I say?

Speaker 5 (02:08:54):
Or Nixon?

Speaker 1 (02:08:55):
You say, every other did it? Everybody does?

Speaker 5 (02:08:58):
He just happened to get.

Speaker 1 (02:08:59):
Why do you think all as football they don't have
the talkback system and the helmets like they do in
the NFL because gamesmanship. They're stealing signals. It's as American
as apple pie, cheating on your toe.

Speaker 5 (02:09:11):
I stole an apple pie over the week absolutely, Oh
yeah from a small mom and pop bakery. What they
had to steal from places that feel it.

Speaker 1 (02:09:21):
That makes it more thrilling knowing you're hurting someone.

Speaker 5 (02:09:24):
It was cool on the sill, Yes, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 4 (02:09:26):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:09:26):
By the way, real quick preview, close circuit just for
the U folks. I had a a pie from the
pie Lady over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:09:34):
Oh it was good.

Speaker 1 (02:09:35):
Oh, good your pie. Your pies are on the way
for Thanksgiving? What's the update. The pies are good?

Speaker 5 (02:09:40):
Oh delicious, A much looking forward to it. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:09:43):
Cookies were great.

Speaker 1 (02:09:44):
This is the season for pies and cookies. Yes, absolutely delicious.

Speaker 11 (02:09:48):
Now the pies were going to get this year.

Speaker 1 (02:09:51):
Taste good?

Speaker 3 (02:09:51):
Oh they're good, all right, sir, They're always good.

Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
They always taste good. That was to get you excited
about the holidays. Got some great cookies Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (02:10:02):
I don't understand why everybody's skipping over Thanksgiving Giving.

Speaker 1 (02:10:06):
You're skipping over Thanksgiving and you said Christmas is one
of your favorite. We had a pretty Thanksgiving Thanksgiving at
my house.

Speaker 3 (02:10:13):
Over the week.

Speaker 1 (02:10:16):
You had the friends giving? It a friends giving?

Speaker 4 (02:10:19):
Were there?

Speaker 1 (02:10:20):
I believe Josh said, at best it's her friends, her
friends giving.

Speaker 7 (02:10:26):
Why don't you have a friends giving for your friends?

Speaker 1 (02:10:28):
Well maybe I'll said, I know that I've learned how
to do it. Didn't you enjoy yourself? It was great.
I spent all day Friday and Saturday cleaning and all
day Sunday cleaning. It was fun my house at my house.

Speaker 2 (02:10:36):
This is.

Speaker 1 (02:10:39):
Yes, great, Yeah, it was fun. Good.

Speaker 3 (02:10:42):
Haven't you said?

Speaker 1 (02:10:42):
You're on record saying that your bathroom looks like a
hotel bathroom, like no one's ever been in there.

Speaker 3 (02:10:48):
Would you leave it? Nothing on the show, nothing on
the counter, everything's in drawers.

Speaker 1 (02:10:52):
Nothing. Nothing better than a nice, warm home to come
to home. But there's I do have. I do have
a soap squirter with a scent free soap in it. Ah,
have you seen the Dawn show? Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:11:03):
I have those love it squeeze.

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
You've got to get these, man, I got that makes
that noise?

Speaker 10 (02:11:09):
Tom?

Speaker 5 (02:11:09):
Did you guys have traditional Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (02:11:12):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:11:13):
That's how what the pies were doing there? Did you
make a turkey turkey? My son Sam made a delicious
turkey and roast beef. Where are you on the toefurkey?
Not there? You don't like the turkey? Man out of tofu.
It's perfectly acceptable. It's just not my thing.

Speaker 5 (02:11:29):
I've actually never tried one.

Speaker 1 (02:11:31):
But well, get one of the sponges in the office
and then uh put it in in a turkey gravy
and then squeeze it out, then cut it up and
eat it. So if someone was coming to your house
and was a vegetarian and wanted a towfurkey, what would
you tell them go piss up a rope happy Thanksgiving. No,

(02:11:52):
if I would, i'd be happy to make them one.
I made one several years ago. Remember I did make one. Yeah, absolutely,
shape it like a turkey. No, it came in a thing,
and you know I did, I did. I forgot about that.
I did one years ago for someone that wanted that,
and when they were looking, I took. I took real
turkey juice porter all over the things so it taste
good and they seized and vomited.

Speaker 3 (02:12:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:12:17):
Yeah, them vegetarians get real upset you. No, No, I did,
I forgot, I did do. I did do a non
beat turkey several years.

Speaker 3 (02:12:26):
I'm surprised you're not a tur ducking guy.

Speaker 1 (02:12:28):
No, I don't like duck. Sorry you're talking about this
off the air. I the one time I had Duck.
I told you a friend of mine shot it's and
I still had buckshot in it. Whatever you came, I
bit down on it and almost broke my tooth.

Speaker 7 (02:12:40):
I don't think that's a good Not all duck has buckshot.

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
No, that isn't the reason the reason. What was? It
tastes like it's incredibly greasy, man? I had, Yeah, I
wish I like goose because that would be a good
reason to slaughter all the Geese.

Speaker 7 (02:12:56):
I could take you to a restaurant. You could have
the duck bowlonnaise and you would change your mind and
a heartbeat.

Speaker 1 (02:13:01):
It's so good good, well maybe so good, so good,
really enjoy Who wants to hear the NFL and German me,
here's Jonathan Taylor's touchdown yesterday?

Speaker 3 (02:13:22):
Oh good from Frankfurt.

Speaker 10 (02:13:24):
Wanted to try sauce ise bean and all on Taylor
Taylor lifety right as a touch six.

Speaker 3 (02:13:35):
I'm I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (02:13:36):
I keep I keep getting into doctors strange love, I
start hiding in the basement.

Speaker 11 (02:13:43):
I'm not saying we're not going to get our hair
must I'm saying a little.

Speaker 1 (02:13:47):
The halftime show lighting designed by Albert Spear inside the
third Reich joke. Anybody, hey, one more time? Sorry, one
more time? Ready? Wanted to try sauce ise be and
all lifety a touchdown sex Sidy Colts, such a sex
drive for the Colts. Wells, I heard and touchdown in German,

(02:14:10):
this touchdown in English and the only and they only
got to say touchdown once?

Speaker 3 (02:14:17):
What would have pleased you? Forty to forty one.

Speaker 1 (02:14:20):
I like Gardner Minshew. Five touchdowns would be nice. He
could run for one of them.

Speaker 5 (02:14:23):
I bet it's really weird when there's a blitz.

Speaker 1 (02:14:27):
Onward.

Speaker 3 (02:14:27):
It's gotta be that's scary, very awkward.

Speaker 1 (02:14:31):
Same word. It wasn't our idea to have a game
in Germany. Was we just need to point it out. Yeah,
good crowd, it was a goodward singing. They were singing
take Me Home Country Road. I heard that part, Yeah,
Mountain Mama, and they have the they have the words
up on the scoreboard. It went crazy and they went
nuts for it. Not clear that either team is not
from West Virginia. Apparently geography would be nice. But John,

(02:14:56):
by the way, just to just to confuse them, the
Patriot flew to Poland John Denver's German just chick Chick
pointed out John Denver's real name is like deutsch Land, right, right, Chick,
deut deutsch Land Hammer or something.

Speaker 3 (02:15:10):
Back accidentally flying to poll.

Speaker 1 (02:15:17):
Is that where they started? Yeah, you don't want to
use that. The GPS from nineteen thirty nine. Very confusing,
And I'm going to do it this way. One of
my best friends was Polish. But my point is is
that where it all started about Poland because they really
didn't put up a fight when they came in and
just all right, here, here you go, take our country.

Speaker 3 (02:15:37):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 1 (02:15:38):
The polls were very brave. I think it was the
I think many of the jokes I think came from
certain television shows in the sixties. Oh that's how Cleveland started. Yeah,
the whole Cleveland thing with Gulardi and white sox and bowling.
Oh yeah, that was a big thing. If you were
white sox. If you were white white sox. To my
junior high school, no good. My friend John Higgins would

(02:15:59):
have come up to you.

Speaker 3 (02:16:00):
He was huge.

Speaker 1 (02:16:00):
He'd come up to you, grab your ankles and lift
you off the ground. You fell in your head. I
thought that was hilarious.

Speaker 11 (02:16:06):
White sox sounds like leave anyone quadraplegic.

Speaker 1 (02:16:13):
Practically, I'm totally serious. He would walk up to you,
especially because I was, you know, a quarter his size.
He'd walk up if you had if you wore white socks,
apparently this happened to you. Of course, anybody you could
not wear white socks, so it was up to not kidding,
you had to wear you had to wear darker socks.

Speaker 7 (02:16:30):
According to him you had to wear.

Speaker 1 (02:16:32):
That was kind of a thing city wide. Okay, he
would go, he would go. He'd come up to you
and go, pole lock, grab your ankles and pick you up. Yeah.
He sounds like a real winner. Yeah, now he's a
very distinguished. He can give you a hell of a

(02:16:55):
deal on a car. We're coming right back with one
of our fabes. It's comedian Jimmy pard Of and he
is next Happy Thanksgiving. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
This is the Bobb and Tom Show. Welcome back on
this Thursday morning Thanksgiving. This is Christopher and the Bob

(02:17:16):
and Tom Studios. One of our faves comedian Jimmy Pardo
in studio, as I live and breathe, we have a
comedy legend, Bob and Tom comedy legend in the studio.
My top ten live shows of all time includes this guy,
mister Jimmy Pardo, comedian, Hey Jimmy, how are you? Good morning?

Speaker 16 (02:17:34):
Every time I come that number seems to go higher.
It used to be top three, Yeah, it was top five,
now it's top ten. How many first? I know you
don't go off to a lot of shows. Now, I'll
just keep I've only been to nine. Yeah, how do
I keep that? How am I to keep getting bumped out?
It's hurtful every time I come here. Yeah, I go
see my friends top twenty five shows. He's in my

(02:17:55):
top one thirty two shows.

Speaker 1 (02:17:58):
Very specific. Jimmy Parter was our guest Mister PARTA. How's
your life going? Everything cool? Uh, everything's cool. I'm doing
cool good.

Speaker 16 (02:18:08):
I got you guys were before we got in there
you're talking about the the hot rock and roll band
rush reuniting.

Speaker 1 (02:18:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:18:14):
I got my ticket and uh, at one point I
was forty eight thousand in line.

Speaker 16 (02:18:19):
You know how they give you that little Uh? Yeah,
the many ticket people before you. Forty eight thousand people
were before me. Whoa, and I waited it out. Josh
got my set.

Speaker 1 (02:18:27):
That's a no humor.

Speaker 3 (02:18:28):
I'm just lett you know. I got my ticket.

Speaker 1 (02:18:29):
I'm glad you got a bragging. That's really just my
way of which. Boy, you got great seats, didn't I got?

Speaker 4 (02:18:35):
Well?

Speaker 16 (02:18:35):
You know what, when there's forty eight thousand ahead of you,
it's it's kind of like my show in Saint Louis.

Speaker 5 (02:18:39):
Come on, there's forty eight thousand seats available.

Speaker 3 (02:18:42):
Twenty of seats.

Speaker 16 (02:18:42):
Available in Saint Louis. I tell you, I didn't even
know that's true. I could be sold out in all
these I'm not. I've started doing these midweek shows because
I can't stand doing shows for drunkards on the weekends. Yeah,
I do Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursdays. And I
was like, I love that I'm home on the weekend.
Anything you know else, everybody's home during the week. Nobody
wants to come out to see comedy during the week.

(02:19:04):
So this was an error, Josh. This this midweek tour
thing has been just a disaster.

Speaker 1 (02:19:12):
But you tried it.

Speaker 16 (02:19:14):
I got doing Saturday. Say I'm busy, I gotta go
see Rush. Yeah, I got a decent seat. I ended
up getting a decent seat.

Speaker 1 (02:19:20):
Are you going by yourself?

Speaker 4 (02:19:21):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:19:21):
I go to all the Joys alone.

Speaker 16 (02:19:22):
My son is now off at college, so I don't
have my concert buddy, and my wife can't stand classic rock,
so I go by myself. And then I don't want
to go with anybody that I gotta worry if they're
having a good time. I go alone and I show
up when I want to. I leave what I want to,
and I don't have to worry. The person next to
me is like, I hope they're enjoy subdivisions.

Speaker 1 (02:19:39):
I couldn't agree more. And I was mentioning the fact
that the Rush tends to have a largely male audience.

Speaker 16 (02:19:46):
Yeah, you want to know what a bigger one than
Michael Shanker. Go see Michael Shanker. You won't see a woman.

Speaker 1 (02:19:50):
From Miles or go see Lysimonelli.

Speaker 5 (02:19:53):
Well, sir, that's hurtful, Josh.

Speaker 3 (02:20:00):
Fun fact.

Speaker 5 (02:20:00):
And you pick any number between one and fifty?

Speaker 16 (02:20:02):
How many times as James R part of Junior seeing
Liza Minellian concert, Oh six twice? I said, well that's fun.
That fun ended at six. All right, nobody's heard be
spot on before. Well, let' see that was disappointing. What
a let down that lottery. Give us a call five
nine one rock five row. Let us know Josh is
right or wrong?

Speaker 7 (02:20:21):
God, I love your T shirt. By the way, I'm
a big Jesus Christ superstar fan.

Speaker 16 (02:20:26):
You're right, I just saw a superstar at the Hollywood Bowl.
Did you with Cynthia Rivio Arribo played Jesus and Adam
Lambert played Judas Sith. That didn't cause controversy? Well, luckily
it was Los Angeles, Josh so true. Yeah, yeah, there
were still some people that were confused.

Speaker 3 (02:20:43):
But that's a lady.

Speaker 1 (02:20:46):
That's a lady. Why is a lady playing Jesus?

Speaker 4 (02:20:48):
So?

Speaker 1 (02:20:49):
Why is the game I played?

Speaker 3 (02:20:50):
Judas?

Speaker 1 (02:20:52):
I don't know if I could leave my trailer.

Speaker 5 (02:20:55):
Yeah, it was wonderful, very it was. It was my
second favorite musical. Love I love it too.

Speaker 3 (02:21:01):
Oh my god, I love it, absolutely love it.

Speaker 5 (02:21:03):
And what you who never Ted Neely?

Speaker 3 (02:21:06):
Who's my height?

Speaker 4 (02:21:07):
Is?

Speaker 1 (02:21:08):
He's a tiny man? Jesus, Ted Neely didn't he play
the original Broadway production? And isn't he still doing it? Yeah?
He's not doing it.

Speaker 16 (02:21:17):
He tours and does the sing alongs when they showed
the movie at the h Oh and that that's where
I met him. I just recently met Ted Neely. Cool
and uh and I insisted we went back to back
because I gotta see how tall he was.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
And so he's he comes into five to four. He's
a tiny man kid.

Speaker 16 (02:21:32):
Yes, the years he may well, we all get shorter
as we get older. And you know, I think Ted
Neely's a like he's got a Dory and Gray situation
going on. He's been live for ever one hundred and
fifty years.

Speaker 1 (02:21:45):
You tell me you think Ted Neely's a vampire. Tell
me your thoughts. Who did we see doing? We saw? Oh,
oh god, Sebasti the rock stars. Sure we all ended
up with that together. Was what did he do it?
A superstar?

Speaker 7 (02:22:03):
Yeah, Bob's brother.

Speaker 12 (02:22:04):
Was in it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:05):
He was Judas, he was amazing.

Speaker 16 (02:22:07):
Oh, I mentioned he was great, And you're telling me
that Sebastian did not do a good job in the
Leader of Jesus.

Speaker 1 (02:22:11):
I was in the audience and I said, I hope
they crucifized him the crucif nd before the immuner missions,
so I can go home. And Tom meant to say
that in a hush tone, but he didn't. Everyone around
us heard him. Yeah, and we all laughed.

Speaker 11 (02:22:25):
It was a good line.

Speaker 5 (02:22:26):
It's a good line if Sebastians is a good guy.

Speaker 3 (02:22:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22:33):
This is a two part or part one. Part one, Yesterdae,
Did you buy that shirt at that production?

Speaker 4 (02:22:38):
No?

Speaker 16 (02:22:38):
I did not bought it. On teapublic dot com he
was promo cod Pardo. Question two, by the way, I
don't know if that's actuate question. Did you wear that
to the show?

Speaker 3 (02:22:49):
Yeah? That part I did do.

Speaker 1 (02:22:50):
Yeah, Okay, I bought the shirt for to wear there.
I like to. Uh.

Speaker 16 (02:22:54):
I know that some some Jeremy Pivot movies that don't
wear the band's shirt show. Where else would you wear it?
I know, I don't agree with it at all. If
you can't wear your you know, I don't know deaf
Lepper shirt the deaf lepperd show. Then were Josh, yeah,
def Lepper shirt have both sleeves.

Speaker 3 (02:23:11):
What do you think just the one?

Speaker 1 (02:23:12):
Okay, so you need your thoughts.

Speaker 11 (02:23:16):
Somebody wrote online the other day if you're if you
play air drums with both hands and def Leppard, you're
a jerk.

Speaker 1 (02:23:23):
You just throw it into the guy's face. It's rude.
These are all good points, Okay. We were talking about
the wearing a T shirt to the shirt to the
to the show. Is that cool or not?

Speaker 5 (02:23:34):
And I rarely do it, but I think it's completely acceptable.

Speaker 1 (02:23:37):
I think it's I think, yeah, of course it is.

Speaker 5 (02:23:39):
Yeah, I repeat then where else?

Speaker 1 (02:23:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:23:42):
I don't do it because I don't have a lot
of run.

Speaker 7 (02:23:44):
Do you see people?

Speaker 16 (02:23:44):
Well, I understand that yes, outside you're going shopping, yes
anywhere else, but when you if somebody's making fun of you, like, oh,
what do you do with your scorpion shirt under the
Scorpion show? I'm seeing the scorpions.

Speaker 1 (02:23:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:23:56):
I bought a shirt in eighty seven. I want to
have a reason to put it on.

Speaker 1 (02:23:59):
You know, right, the cots.

Speaker 5 (02:24:00):
It's a good Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
The movie that it's from is PCU, Right, what is that?

Speaker 10 (02:24:05):
What is that about?

Speaker 5 (02:24:07):
It was kind of a backlash against what then the
new politically correct. So it was like PCU was. It
was about like these guys who were.

Speaker 1 (02:24:15):
Tired of it was about two hours long, That's what
it was. Maybe two hours too long. Yeah, but that's
what That's what the whole thing of. Don't be that
guy right wearing wearing the band shirt to their common movie.
So I wanted to pivot to be crucified halfway through. Yeah,
I know he's he's not a good guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you like the way I clean that up? That

(02:24:35):
was nice?

Speaker 3 (02:24:36):
Real smooth smooth?

Speaker 10 (02:24:40):
Do you does it?

Speaker 1 (02:24:42):
Because you are? You have a great podcast, You've been
doing it for a long time, almost twenty years now,
coming up twenty years. But the rules there, it's every
than the rules and radio. So do you have to
kind of oh, he cusses like a sailor on the podcast.
Do you have to like when you walk in here?
Go okay, no, this isn't the podcast. I gotta be careful.

Speaker 5 (02:24:58):
Professional to handle myself about the real world.

Speaker 16 (02:25:01):
You should have been here two weeks ago and somebody
get a little filthy show, somebody.

Speaker 1 (02:25:05):
Run their mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:25:05):
We've had oh yeah on the on the on the program,
yeah no, and then we say thank you for your
time and we sent him packing.

Speaker 1 (02:25:15):
Right, Is he done you?

Speaker 5 (02:25:16):
Could you cut him loose there or do you let him?
Give him another segment?

Speaker 3 (02:25:19):
Joe, We voted, but.

Speaker 5 (02:25:20):
Tom lately has not been kicking out people when he should. Yeah, yeah, right,
That's just one of those situations. You know what he
did once? I mean this was it was a six
months ago or so a year. We had a guest
in here who was bathed in cologne, who was an
obnoxious amount. We have a rule no cologne in here.
I have an allergy. Tom doesn't care for it. This guy, Tom,
let him sit in here.

Speaker 3 (02:25:40):
I left you.

Speaker 1 (02:25:42):
I had Yeah, a cast member of the show left
a regular yes days a week, so we could have
this stranger sitting here and you can see that show.
It's in our top three.

Speaker 3 (02:25:50):
We have.

Speaker 1 (02:25:52):
Loved him.

Speaker 3 (02:25:53):
It was huge.

Speaker 5 (02:25:55):
Tom had the nerve after the show, Oh you're still
here though I thought you had to go home for
some reason. I would have had just lied to my face.

Speaker 1 (02:26:01):
Oh yeah. Now he knew exactly what was going He
lies a lot, and I knew where I stood to
make that guy.

Speaker 5 (02:26:09):
At least from then on, I knew where.

Speaker 3 (02:26:10):
I see.

Speaker 1 (02:26:10):
You lie a lot because you just take for granted
that we all know you're lying, or you think you're
getting away with it, or what's the sinnari?

Speaker 11 (02:26:17):
What what's going on in your head when you lie?

Speaker 1 (02:26:18):
I'm getting away with it?

Speaker 5 (02:26:19):
You're getting all right? That's our top one. Why you
left the room? That days beyond me the magic. Let
me ask a question. There is anybody I know?

Speaker 16 (02:26:32):
You guys are all you know, your friends, you get
along away, you're you're you, you work together and you
everybody you seen me very honestly, nobody's told Tom about
the sideburns. That hasn't come up at all.

Speaker 4 (02:26:42):
I love.

Speaker 5 (02:26:45):
The chops haven't come up at all.

Speaker 4 (02:26:47):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (02:26:47):
He cherishes his sideburns. It's the one thing he has.
He's obsessed with the hair on men. He so we
let him have the sideburns, and don't I just like him.
I'm just curious if it's conversation.

Speaker 11 (02:26:59):
They're full William counselor.

Speaker 4 (02:27:01):
You know that.

Speaker 5 (02:27:01):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (02:27:03):
But if he was the defense attorney for the Chicago seven,
we're going way back. And he does pronounce it counselor.
And if you pronounce well, of course he does. He
made a real he would always say, if someone pronounced
that William Kinnsler, he'd make a real big deal. No,
it's counselor, so which I always thought, mildly amusing about
what year did in your growth as a human being?

(02:27:24):
Did the pubes kick in?

Speaker 10 (02:27:26):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:27:26):
Well, I just reachedly bought those Kardashian panties, so that
so I just got him.

Speaker 3 (02:27:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:27:31):
We could go for the first time. When did I
get the pubes?

Speaker 5 (02:27:33):
And you're asking, that's a great question.

Speaker 1 (02:27:36):
I got them real late. Let's say, what do you
get fifteen fourteen? Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:27:39):
Yeah, how along in there?

Speaker 13 (02:27:40):
Not Tom?

Speaker 1 (02:27:41):
When did you get senior in high school? So you're
you're you're you're Kendell down there until.

Speaker 3 (02:27:46):
Well yeah, yeah, And I cherish each one similarly with
the sideburns. I got it.

Speaker 1 (02:27:51):
You gotta go with them.

Speaker 5 (02:27:51):
Let me ask you a question. It's a follow him pubes.
What what age were you when you.

Speaker 1 (02:27:55):
First got crabs? What do you think of that question? Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:27:57):
I can tell you.

Speaker 1 (02:27:58):
Oh no, he's the only one in the room. Oh
is that true?

Speaker 11 (02:28:00):
It's actually transmitted to But he went to school in
uh in New York City. Yeah, I got him on
the subway. God knows how we got into an ivy
league school, but he did.

Speaker 7 (02:28:13):
His dad went there.

Speaker 1 (02:28:14):
Yes, Now let's uh, that's sad. Let's move forward here
once again, our guest in the studio, mister Jimmy Pardo. Hello, Hey,
let me ask you a question. We're all friends here
and at least we work together.

Speaker 16 (02:28:26):
Where would you guys, if you're if you're going, let's
pretend you're going to a rental car place, right, put
yourself there. Put yourself there at a place that maybe
after a fort down in Texas. All right, and they
tell you you could pick any mid size you want,
or you could pick any full size. You can pick whatever.
Blah blah blah blah blah. Where would you put the
Nissan CenTra? Where would you guys?

Speaker 3 (02:28:45):
Rank the Nissan Shine CenTra.

Speaker 16 (02:28:47):
As far as would it be a compact, yeah, would
it be a would it be a level certainly somewhere
between a compact and a mid size.

Speaker 5 (02:28:55):
You think it's between that mid.

Speaker 11 (02:28:57):
I don't think it's a full mid You do you
think it's a been? I think they will tell you
it's all.

Speaker 1 (02:29:02):
Right, and then anybody, Josh Pat, I insisted that Pat,
you stay out of it.

Speaker 4 (02:29:06):
So I'm not.

Speaker 1 (02:29:07):
I don't even know what one looks like. So they
got four wheels. I figured that metal. I'm not a
car guy, so I can't tell.

Speaker 7 (02:29:13):
All right, they're a small sedan.

Speaker 5 (02:29:15):
I'll look it up.

Speaker 3 (02:29:16):
It's like, Josh, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (02:29:17):
You don't know either what it was. They call it
a mid size, and I refuse to believe it it's
a compact.

Speaker 3 (02:29:23):
I think it's a compact.

Speaker 16 (02:29:24):
I got in it and I was like, hey, it's
it's only got two thousand miles on it, so it's
brand new, and that's why I chose it in the
mid size lane.

Speaker 1 (02:29:31):
And but as I'm driving, I'm like, there's there's the
way this is a mid size not a.

Speaker 3 (02:29:35):
Bad looking car.

Speaker 8 (02:29:36):
No, it's not.

Speaker 16 (02:29:37):
Well, I'm not buying and Josh, I'm just gonna zip
around it for a few days, going to Cincinnati, Saint Louis,
the Rapids.

Speaker 7 (02:29:42):
Through that arch central Ultima. Is it the Ultima after.

Speaker 5 (02:29:46):
Yeah, I think, but I guess the Ultra is Sedan okay, right?

Speaker 3 (02:29:50):
The Ultimate rather?

Speaker 1 (02:29:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:29:52):
Yeah, I would not. I would think this was a
smaller car.

Speaker 1 (02:29:54):
It's a compact. Is anybody from this company listening to.

Speaker 3 (02:29:57):
Give me a rebate?

Speaker 1 (02:30:01):
Median Jimmy Pardo and ladies and gentlemen, a little bit
of a Marillion. You remember this band? We were talking
about Brillion a few minutes ago. I'm unfamiliar. This is
the big hit, right, Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:30:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:30:16):
I like that great, very good long intro. I love
this is a good song we played. We played this
a lot lyrics. Come on, but you have nothing to say.
We got the studio.

Speaker 4 (02:30:36):
Smelting.

Speaker 1 (02:30:39):
You have a Marillion T shirt.

Speaker 3 (02:30:40):
I've got three Marillion T shirt.

Speaker 16 (02:30:42):
Sure, I've got the misplaced Childhood one, I got just
the I got the original logo.

Speaker 3 (02:30:46):
The new logo.

Speaker 1 (02:30:47):
How don't eis Crock? T shirts?

Speaker 16 (02:30:48):
Do you have more than my wife would like me
to have in the house. I've got uh, I don't
know uh, dig this.

Speaker 3 (02:30:54):
I put them in my.

Speaker 1 (02:30:54):
Drawer alphabetically, Okay, I fold them and then in the
way that that woman's name Marie Condo, I filled my
shirts the way she recommends.

Speaker 5 (02:31:06):
You got a c DC there when you open it up.
I believe ABBA comes up first.

Speaker 4 (02:31:10):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:31:10):
I was gonna say, O c D C. Hey, that's
hurtful to me and my neurosis.

Speaker 16 (02:31:16):
That's amazing, And I start, yeah, I started, I go
this way. Then the other day one was out of place,
and now you got rattled?

Speaker 5 (02:31:23):
What is bad finger doing?

Speaker 1 (02:31:24):
After?

Speaker 16 (02:31:28):
I think my wife, I think maybe one of my
shirts got in with her laundry. We do separate laundries,
and I think one got in and she kindly folded
it and put it away.

Speaker 1 (02:31:35):
But she doesn't know. She knows I'm nuts.

Speaker 16 (02:31:37):
I don't think she knows I'm alphabetized my shirt nuts
until now, listen, what am I talking about?

Speaker 5 (02:31:43):
That's a that's a new level of nuts. But then
I don't think it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (02:31:46):
Doesn't it? You know where the rats?

Speaker 7 (02:31:48):
That makes sense?

Speaker 1 (02:31:49):
Where's my Tom's twins?

Speaker 3 (02:31:50):
Right? The t's yes?

Speaker 1 (02:31:52):
Of course? Why do you put them on hangars?

Speaker 3 (02:31:54):
Then?

Speaker 1 (02:31:54):
So you can just loo because then you get those
old nibby doms right on the on the near the shoulder.
I don't know now off the year, you guys were
talking about the band Talk Talk, Yes, and that they
have a song called Talk Talk. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:32:06):
All you do to me is stalk Talk.

Speaker 1 (02:32:09):
One of the most famous ones where the band is
the same as the song.

Speaker 3 (02:32:11):
What's your favorite?

Speaker 1 (02:32:12):
A Bad Company by Bad And I don't know that
this counts.

Speaker 5 (02:32:17):
My favorite would be if you're going to allow it, okay,
Big Country Abba. I don't think it should be allowed,
but I love that song.

Speaker 1 (02:32:27):
How about the monkeys theme? Hey, Hey with the Monkey.
I think that's a song. I don't think that's bad Company.

Speaker 16 (02:32:34):
Night Ranger has one Night Ranger Night Ranger, Talk Talk,
iron Maid has got one.

Speaker 1 (02:32:39):
Black Sabbath has a song called Black Sabbath? Right, uh,
Bo Diddley, what yeh.

Speaker 4 (02:32:46):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (02:32:47):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (02:32:47):
Just golf?

Speaker 10 (02:32:48):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (02:32:49):
Okay, well, yeah, In any event, it's time to move on, Jimmy,
I guess we.

Speaker 3 (02:32:56):
Just started.

Speaker 5 (02:32:57):
I can't think of anymore. What's your most obscure rock
musical T shirt? Do you think you like Saga? I
do have a Saga shirt. Nice, I've got a departure.

Speaker 16 (02:33:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh boy, so I guess that'd
be their their you Wow, maybe it's I would say
Marillion gets the most of case Saga at least like that.

Speaker 3 (02:33:21):
Got a lot of tvans, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:33:26):
Yeah that you you would are born?

Speaker 3 (02:33:29):
Yeah about that.

Speaker 5 (02:33:31):
About Puckner and Garcia? Sure I got pac Man fever?

Speaker 1 (02:33:35):
Yeah I do not, that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:33:36):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:33:37):
Did you purchase all these all these T shirts while
at these now classic rock cons? Most of them are
from tea public or someplace I forgot a look, I
I need to get some of these, like jump in
the saddle? Is that the curly shuffle?

Speaker 3 (02:33:52):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (02:33:53):
But no, just jump in the saddle? Nothing, no mention?

Speaker 3 (02:33:57):
Uh, you don't want to do that? I'm can you
throw that?

Speaker 7 (02:34:01):
Do you have any shirts that you bought at a concrest.

Speaker 3 (02:34:04):
From the seventies and eighties and all that? Yeah, I
got what do you think.

Speaker 7 (02:34:07):
Your oldest concert shirt would be?

Speaker 16 (02:34:08):
Oh, it's got to be a Chicago from eighty one? Okay,
I have Chicago for when I bought it originally a
Chicago fest in nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 1 (02:34:16):
You could probably sell that for a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (02:34:17):
Yeah, it doesn't fit. It just really takes up place
in the seas.

Speaker 4 (02:34:22):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (02:34:23):
Yeah, but do I want to sell at this part?

Speaker 5 (02:34:26):
I mean the answer is yes, I got to get
rid of these things. But no, I see the quilts
people make.

Speaker 4 (02:34:32):
Yeah, so cool? Are they are?

Speaker 1 (02:34:34):
They?

Speaker 16 (02:34:35):
I kind of think they are? Okay, you got you
know what. I'm not gonna lie. The two of you
just talked me into it. I thought it was kind
of sad and pathetic.

Speaker 6 (02:34:41):
Oh it's cool.

Speaker 7 (02:34:41):
But now all right, you can take all those shirts
and then fine them into one.

Speaker 5 (02:34:45):
No, no, no you don't.

Speaker 3 (02:34:46):
But they don't feed eighty one shirt does not fit
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (02:34:50):
Jimmy, this is what you people do.

Speaker 3 (02:34:52):
Though.

Speaker 11 (02:34:52):
Somebody comes in here and they give you here's what
I and then you try to make it better.

Speaker 1 (02:34:56):
And he's fine the way he is. Don't try to
make a quilt. He's going to throw them away. Don't
throw him throw them away.

Speaker 5 (02:35:02):
Nobody said throw them away. That was another on the table.

Speaker 11 (02:35:05):
You don't hear voices that no one else does.

Speaker 1 (02:35:07):
You need to he said, I got to get rid
of him.

Speaker 3 (02:35:09):
You just said that.

Speaker 1 (02:35:10):
He plainly said he was gonna throw him in the yard.
And like them on fire heard fairness, that is what
I said you now, so maybe you're now what's the
is the first shirt obviously begins with a it is
what aerosmian?

Speaker 3 (02:35:20):
I would say, abba is the first? And then what's
the last one?

Speaker 1 (02:35:23):
You have a zebra? I don't have a zebra shirt.
But who's behind the door.

Speaker 4 (02:35:29):
God?

Speaker 16 (02:35:29):
I would say the last would be e w oh
yeah why for yes? Probably yes nine O two one
O shirt. There's a wham in there.

Speaker 5 (02:35:38):
You don't have an infame Elmstein. I don't that'd be
in the MS though.

Speaker 10 (02:35:43):
You don't have you do?

Speaker 3 (02:35:44):
You don't have to.

Speaker 1 (02:35:45):
I'm not I'm not a huge zz top guy. Okay,
wait a minute, yng vame. Why would he be in
the guy? Last name? He's right, last name, last name
first for them?

Speaker 3 (02:35:53):
Well, yeah, that's how how do you advertize you?

Speaker 1 (02:35:56):
Not Jones is in the jasn man?

Speaker 16 (02:35:59):
Yeah, well you albabetized my first name when you when
you do your albums, you put the you would put
the Tom Jones of the t's not.

Speaker 5 (02:36:09):
The Jah because it's a title.

Speaker 1 (02:36:12):
He's not a title, that's a name. He's an author.
He's a person.

Speaker 5 (02:36:16):
What what record shot at you do you go run
record stores?

Speaker 1 (02:36:20):
And everything's wrong in here? Barry Madolow's in the MS.
There's a whole section over what are you doing? Why
is it berrying the Beast? We'll wrap things up here
in just a minute with some letters and the Thanksgiving
Zucchini cast role. It's next here on the Bob and
Tom Show. I hope you're having a great Thanksgiving morning.

(02:36:47):
This is Christopher and the Bob and Tom Studios, and
this is a Thanksgiving version of the best of the
Bob and Tom Show. Some listener letters in here, and
a Thanksgiving Zucchini cast role. Oh Tom, Hello, Chick McGee.
Right now, it's time for our letter segment. This first letter, Actually,
this is something that may or may not happen to everybody.

(02:37:09):
I think, I don't know, Misshooker. I think you'll find
this the most interesting. This comes to us from Andrew.
My wife's aunt makes a zucchini casserole every Thanksgiving. It
is terrible. My wife will put some on both of
our plates, even though we can't stand it. But of
course she doesn't want to hurt her aunt's feelings. My

(02:37:31):
aunt thinks we all love it, even though it's the
only thing left on our plates. By the way, she
always sends us home with some for leftovers. I want
to break the news to every Thanksgiving so she'll quit
making it. But my wife won't let me.

Speaker 5 (02:37:48):
No allergy, So what is doctor says, I don't know
what happens? Whatever's in that there's I'm allergic to it.

Speaker 1 (02:37:56):
Oh no, I think just you just take a like
a thing. You can ditch it in when she's not looking.
You whip it off and stow it.

Speaker 3 (02:38:04):
What is that about?

Speaker 11 (02:38:05):
That seems to be a lot more popular than it
used to be, or that I can remember people giving
you food to take home.

Speaker 1 (02:38:12):
Here here, here, came here, take this home? Oh do
that makes sense? I do that at Thanksgimming, because what
am I going to do with all this stuff? I'm
not a I don't I don't. I don't like leftovers anyway.
I don't like I hate cold pizza. Is on the
way to look at it, look at it like the
only child looks at it. That's mine. I will make
the accession I do like the following day, spaghetti is
actually better. That's been chemically proven. And yeah, turkey turkey

(02:38:35):
and mashed potato sandwiches are pretty good.

Speaker 3 (02:38:37):
Real good.

Speaker 11 (02:38:38):
You like turkey and mashed potato sandwiches, and you also
like sugar brandes.

Speaker 3 (02:38:42):
I do I think you have some what trash backup
and back up in the yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:38:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:38:49):
Do you ever try a potato pancake?

Speaker 3 (02:38:51):
I don't know what that is?

Speaker 11 (02:38:52):
What do you mix it with eggs and mash.

Speaker 1 (02:38:55):
To do potato pancakes?

Speaker 8 (02:38:56):
And yeah, you just add at.

Speaker 5 (02:38:58):
Yeah, kind of like pawer cream and apples.

Speaker 1 (02:39:01):
Yeah, but I do it in the waffle maker.

Speaker 7 (02:39:02):
Now the day after Thanksgiving you put them in the
waffle maker.

Speaker 5 (02:39:06):
Oh my gosh, substance our cream and apple sauce.

Speaker 8 (02:39:10):
That's amazing.

Speaker 11 (02:39:11):
Remember on taxi man that was okay.

Speaker 3 (02:39:14):
Now, do you have anything that you like you're forced
to eat?

Speaker 1 (02:39:18):
Or do you have maybe some people have an art
I'm sorry, some people are given for example and artwork.
Did you say some something you were you were forced
to eat? In other words, like in this story, say
someone brings the same pie every year. It's an immense
pie and you can't stand it, but it's a tradition.
You feel forced to eat it. Or if someone gives
you a lamp. You know, some mother in law gives

(02:39:39):
you a lamp and every time, Hey, they're coming over
and get the lamp out and put it back. M Uh,
something horrible.

Speaker 5 (02:39:46):
I don't ever want no, I mean, thankfully lived my life,
none of that. And I'm gonna I can't do it.
I won't be able to do it. This is going
to be This is why you're still single.

Speaker 1 (02:39:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:40:00):
I don't think that's why, but I think.

Speaker 1 (02:40:02):
It's one of the glories of signaled. Yeah. Food wise,
I'll never hurt anyone's feelings. I will always taste what
someone brings it's.

Speaker 5 (02:40:11):
Not worth I'll always try what somebody brings.

Speaker 1 (02:40:13):
Yeah, yeah, but if they loaded up.

Speaker 10 (02:40:17):
But I but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:40:18):
I feel like I've found ways. If I don't care
for it, I all just go major you know what.

Speaker 4 (02:40:23):
Not for me.

Speaker 1 (02:40:23):
But I think of all people, Miss Hooker will appreciate
this story. My dad's friend, mister Burger, great guy, Chief
Justice in any event, he had expressed his love of
cherry pie to his mother in law, who had never
made a cherry pie, but to impress him, she brought
over a huge cherry pie Thanksgiving. She had made it.

(02:40:45):
It turned out with Maraschino cherries. Oh and so she
gave him a piece of it, and it looked she
didn't know it was er. It looked amazing. It was
this glowing red. So he had to force it down.
And then of course he said how great it was.
She she's served him up a second.

Speaker 5 (02:41:05):
That's what he gets.

Speaker 1 (02:41:07):
You can be honest, Yes, see I don't. I don't
think you can be And you can absolutely be honest.
I think you can.

Speaker 10 (02:41:16):
I think you can.

Speaker 1 (02:41:17):
In fact, you could even go, hey, did you use
Marachino cherries?

Speaker 4 (02:41:20):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:41:21):
I did.

Speaker 5 (02:41:21):
Oh, that's normally people to use regular cherries.

Speaker 1 (02:41:24):
Yeah, this is this is inedible. And yeah, I'm sure
that you're gonna go to the kitchen and tell your
tell your daughter that I'm not worthy.

Speaker 5 (02:41:31):
Of truth more so than oh no, they don't I know.

Speaker 3 (02:41:35):
Yeah, when you're.

Speaker 8 (02:41:36):
Cooking, I would want to know.

Speaker 1 (02:41:37):
I would hate that if someone lied to me and
I made something terrible.

Speaker 5 (02:41:41):
And if they if they don't, if they can't handle it,
that you don't need them in your life. You don't
have that option, Yes I do.

Speaker 11 (02:41:49):
You can't go Marachino cherries.

Speaker 5 (02:41:52):
Oh that's why this tastes like that's the worst thing
that happens. If you piss off an in law. They
don't talk to you with the family gatherings, noime, many
of family gatherings where certain people don't get along and
we just don't talk. It's not a big deal.

Speaker 3 (02:42:08):
All right, Okay, we'll see it's great. Do you have
a letter over there?

Speaker 11 (02:42:11):
I do, Dear Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 1 (02:42:13):
I know how much Tom hates bald guys with beards,
and I don't think that's right, not true. I'm the one.

Speaker 11 (02:42:24):
But does this help at all? If I have the
famous Wiener mobile behind me? This is Phil from somewhere.

Speaker 4 (02:42:31):
That would.

Speaker 1 (02:42:33):
Because I love the Wienermobile. I don't. I've never been
inside the Wiener moment. I've been inside both of them,
two of them. But I would like to see the
new Banana mobile that has the seats one in front
of the other.

Speaker 7 (02:42:45):
We're working on that.

Speaker 3 (02:42:46):
There we go. That's a serious beard too. That guy
looks great.

Speaker 1 (02:42:50):
That's a cool look.

Speaker 3 (02:42:51):
That's a that's a nice beard.

Speaker 10 (02:42:53):
No, I I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:42:54):
I'm just saying it's not everybody can pull off the
beard and the bald head.

Speaker 5 (02:42:58):
Did you notice his wardrobe matches his hair philosophy, So
he's bald, but he has a long beard. Yeah, he's
wearing shorts, but he's wearing long sleeves. Oh, this is
a dichotomous man.

Speaker 1 (02:43:12):
Oh boy, that sounds like that sounds like a really
pretentious movie on Netflix. It's some sci fi crap. Dear
Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 11 (02:43:24):
I just wanted to say hello, and especially hello Chick.
I am from Springfield, Ohio.

Speaker 3 (02:43:29):
I lived there.

Speaker 1 (02:43:29):
It seemed like a lot longer than you should have. Anyway,
I'm a fan of your show. I have Parkinson's disease
and I don't sleep well. Okay about every night I
listen to the show's replay. It makes me laugh and
feel better.

Speaker 3 (02:43:42):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (02:43:43):
I turned seventy one last week and hope to continue
watching the show for some time. I'm a VIP member.
All the best of you and wishing you good health.
Ps Chick, do you still take your shirt off to
have a major transaction?

Speaker 4 (02:43:56):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (02:43:56):
Yeah, the ANSWER's gotta be yeah, And the answer is yes, good, Yes.
If I'm going to really get some work done, the
shirt comes off. A roommate did the exact same thing, well,
the ideal transaction, And I don't know if Tom's honest
to know. Oh yes, pre shower when you have a
major transaction. Hit the shower a post shower.

Speaker 1 (02:44:17):
No, the transaction is pre shower.

Speaker 3 (02:44:21):
Shower.

Speaker 1 (02:44:22):
Yeah, take it.

Speaker 5 (02:44:23):
You take a post shower, right, yeah, post transaction shower.

Speaker 1 (02:44:26):
But you have you have the bidet, which which, as
the as the lady wrote in, uh, removes the peanut
butter from the shag carpet if you will, Oh god, yeah, yeah, dude.

Speaker 11 (02:44:37):
Wifes is doing a new TV commercial about that. It's
really graphic without actually saying anything, it's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (02:44:44):
They have the peanut butter in the shocker kind of
sort of, yeah, a little bow. Let's see. Uh.

Speaker 11 (02:44:51):
Oh, this is interesting. Let's talk about this. Evidently mannequins
in department stores are being brought to our attention because
they are now.

Speaker 1 (02:44:59):
More full figure.

Speaker 11 (02:45:01):
That's exactly right. This is from Bill from Mexico. He
took a picture of a mannequin all by yourself, standing
alone in the corner, and there she is, ask for days.

Speaker 10 (02:45:16):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (02:45:18):
Yeah, I am damn damn.

Speaker 1 (02:45:19):
Look at that.

Speaker 11 (02:45:20):
Oh look and there's two behind her.

Speaker 1 (02:45:22):
Yeah, and that's just it's a mannequin just from the
waist down. Where is this?

Speaker 3 (02:45:28):
Uh somewhere in Mexico, says must.

Speaker 1 (02:45:29):
Be where the weather girls shop. Yeah, those Mexican fellas,
Big Booty.

Speaker 11 (02:45:35):
Do yourself a favor. If it's a slow night, just
kick on Univision and check the weather out. That's all
I'm telling you. They're all like Sophia Vergar.

Speaker 1 (02:45:45):
I'll take ginger Z any day.

Speaker 3 (02:45:49):
Again.

Speaker 1 (02:45:49):
You're talking about she's really pretty a local gab. Tom
had me look her up one day and I was, oh, yes,
you're right. What happened to our other girl, Dylan Dryer?
We used to like, I love Dylan Dryer? Remember we
were gonna she's now a single chick. I think what
they just She just had a baby, She's just and
she the one that just want single? Maybe I got

(02:46:10):
that wrong. Who's the one? I used to.

Speaker 5 (02:46:14):
Willard Scott? What you would wish one hundred year old birthday?

Speaker 1 (02:46:21):
Smuckers.

Speaker 3 (02:46:25):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Was some guys.

Speaker 13 (02:46:32):
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Game Day, and host of my new show, Seaball Getball.
I'm a defensive lineman. That's why that's the name. You
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(02:46:52):
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