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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm too stuffed to make love on you.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm sure of breath and intercourse something I can't do.
I'm too bloated to bad. My mail is covering. I'm
just one man, but right now away as much as
a gay feel like, I could pop. I got a

(00:27):
deuced to drop. After that, we could try. But baby,
you'll have to be on time because I'm too.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Full to.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
The baby around up.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I guess I couldn't blame me if you called your
old boyfriend Chuck, Chuck, I'm.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Too full too.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
From the show.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
Many portions of the upcoming program have been pre recorded,
meaning they've already happened and they're.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
About to happen again.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
So where was it?

Speaker 7 (01:35):
Oh yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we're glad to have you here.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's the Bob and Tom Show. I thought a.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
Future of the phone calls from the discussion the plan.
Oh thanks, getting things that happened at at Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Morning Bob and Time Show.

Speaker 9 (01:53):
Hey, I got a good story for y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I'd love to hear it.

Speaker 10 (01:56):
You know how a.

Speaker 9 (01:56):
Magician takes the hold of a tablecloth.

Speaker 10 (01:58):
And yanks the table That's one of the greatest all
the time.

Speaker 9 (02:03):
I did that, but there was a little patch to this.
Everything stayed on the table except a fork, and the
fork went flying behind me and stuck my brother in
the forehead. You had to go to the.

Speaker 8 (02:19):
You're receiving a standing ovation from the crew. Wait a second,
was your brother's brain affected? Was he crippled for life
or anything?

Speaker 11 (02:29):
So?

Speaker 9 (02:30):
No, no, got ten stitches in his foreheads.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
God, I hope you at the end of that. There
you go. Another great incident. Thanksgiving.

Speaker 8 (02:40):
Yeah, now we will be talking about the holidays, things
that may be going wrong.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Thanksgiving does seem to lend itself to a little bit
more interesting interaction with your family.

Speaker 8 (02:53):
It's typically it's an early dinner. Yeah, so you got it,
and then there's a football. A lot of people don't
have to work the next day, so they can really
really relaxed. People are really unwinding, a lot of drinking, right,
cheering on your team, waiting for the ladies to finish
the turkey.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yeah, and the women you get in there and make
me a pot.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Right, yeah, right, Yeah, that's what happened. Play games. We
played Big Dominoes game. The sorry what play games on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Can you tell me that after the turkey and all
the food, I don't listen.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
To chick anymore, he said, He said, could you tell
me that story? When I go ahead? Say it again?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Can you tell me that story when I can't sleep later?
That chick?

Speaker 8 (03:40):
You. Oh, your family, we've discussed that in many occasions.
You were an only child, lived in a double, a
double double. We called it a double U. Now it's duplex. Yeah,
one family, one side one. Did you you must have
had some nice Thanksgivings? Did you have relatives?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Not so much? Did you? Even though my birthday my
birthday right around Thanksgiving. It probably is on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
On a case of some years it is on Thanksgiving.
This year it's the day before Thanksgiving, so we would
incorporate my birthday into Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Sometimes.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
There is one picture from my childhood where I am
there is a smiling I am smiling holding a turkey
leg at my grandmother's house. My whole leg, my dad's mother,
the whole leg, and.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I believe there's a birthday's the leg confiscated after the
photo was taken. There's a birthday in there somewhere. Oh
that's nice. My mom probably hit me with the turkey
there must have been some nice moments. There was so many.
There was gunplay at one gunplay. Yeah, oh, that's got
to be a Thanksgiving to remember one of my aunts
the memories wanted to shoot my grandmother. Your grandmother? Yeah,

(04:50):
I don't know how she got burn the turkey?

Speaker 8 (04:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is that his? Was that his mother in law? Yes? Okay,
so oh now wait a minute.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Or was that his mother? He might have been that
might have been Christmas. No, no, it wasn't his mother.
It was his mother in law.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Ah. Nothing says Christmas more than police police came out.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
I remember Thanksgiving before my grandparents moved and they would
go hunting in the morning. It was I remember very
Budweiser and rifles always.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
They never hunted for each other though, did they not
each other?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
We have a phone call. How do you wear this hat?
Antlers on it? I'll get this Bob and Tom Show,
Good morning guys.

Speaker 12 (05:29):
We're talking about people bringing things in their book bags
little kids.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (05:33):
I work in an elementary school and we had a
fifth grader one day brought his book bag in. Was
charging kids a quarter to look in it. He had
got into his mom's top shelf of her drawer. And
brought in her toy and was charging his classmates quarter
to look.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
At it, a quarter to look at it, a buck
for five minutes.

Speaker 12 (05:51):
No, and then you know his his counselor had to
call his mom and say, you need to come in here.
And it was a double two, so they got two
for one man.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Top shelf double, the old double. What do you have
to say about that? Dogger?

Speaker 12 (06:10):
The mom needless to say, you moved your kid out
of the school within the next week, I would imagine.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
And that kid is going to be doing morning he's
on a radio show near your Wow, thanks very much.

Speaker 13 (06:22):
Problem.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
The closest I have to that is the I my
sister's cat. I. Oh yeah, I had to bring back.
It's a long story. My sister had a cat. She
was living in Italy and I brought her two cats back,
fluff and puff.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
You flew home from Italy with two cats?

Speaker 11 (06:40):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
How have we never heard about this story? Now? Now?
Did you buy them? Did you buy them? Did you
buy them? Buy them seats? Carried them on and put
them in a I'm sorry. Yeah, you flew home with
cats and you carried them on?

Speaker 8 (06:56):
Yeah, from Italy? Yeah, boys flew from well let's say
I flew from Milan to j f K.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
This story.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
I had them, I had them in a flexible vinyl briefcase.
I had him in a flexible vinyl briefcase, and they
were under the seat in front of you. Yeah, I
kept put them over head. But the catch was before
they flew not. I don't know if this is even legal.
The Italian vet gave me packets of syringes and uh oh, yeah,

(07:27):
let's shoot them up with some short with a tranquilizer.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
And why they couldn't give me pills, I don't know.
It was it was Italy, and.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
So I had to inject them and I had so
when I was going through customs, I had two sleepy
live cats and and what what I believe Junkie calls
his works the country.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
How'd that go with you? When you actually injected the cats,
I'm sure they loved it. Could have given you a
suppository trying to shove them.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
No, no, no, no, they took a nap. They didn't
go to sleep because that I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, no, they took a nap. They were fine. The cat.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
Both those cats lived to be almost twenty.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
They were lived forever.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
But did you claim them in customers or did you
try to sneak them through?

Speaker 14 (08:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I claimed them. How'd that go?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
It was a little bit rough, because yeah, you must
really love your sister sisters in any event.

Speaker 14 (08:21):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
That so Fluff and Puff ended up living at my
house and uh, over the summer. I was at home
at my parents' house in the summertime, and I had
a friend of mine there and his girlfriend. They were
staying in it's one of the spare rooms, and uh,
one day we were all sitting around the living room
eating dinner, and Fluff came flying down the stairway with

(08:42):
this woman, her name was Karen, with her diaphrag She
had this diaphragm that was like, you know, a little
mini frisbee, and Fluff and the Fluff came, you know,
was zipping down in the living room walking around with
this big diaphragm.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Diaphragm you know those are in different sizes.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Catch.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, I didn't. I didn't know he did.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
That was a little embarrassing. I would imagine more corn
I got to take the diaphragm from the kitty. But
I'm sure people have a lot.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Of interesting stories, you know. The mental picture I have
of you flying on a plane with two cats is
just precious.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Under the seat in front of you.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
In retrospect, I should have saved those syringes for some
people I've flown with recently. Really, that's fascinating. Why don't
you just let me inject you with this and you
can take a short get some rest. That's a true story.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
I believe you.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh, I don't know if you could do that these days.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Imagine there'd be a problem taking There's a there's international
picture on the Internet of a what appears to be
a golden retriever holding a suction cup marital aid in
his mouth.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
A suction cup, section cup confused a vibrator on the
end of it. I see, we wanted to hold mounted
to a table or a a chair, a wall. You
want sliding around?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Really?

Speaker 15 (10:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
And the look on the dog's faces is just precious.
Ideally you put a mirror, a.

Speaker 10 (10:11):
Mirror, throw it.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm sorry, did you say a mirror?

Speaker 16 (10:15):
Now?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
You put it on a mirror, wouldn't you? No? Wow,
what do you want to see? You want to see?
My god, I'm looking around. We have a phone call
around Okay, I'll get that. Bob and time show good morning,
Good morning. Who's this?

Speaker 14 (10:31):
This is Lisa, Lisa. I'm an avid listener every morning,
and I can actually, I think, beat the dildo in
the backpack story.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Oh what do you got?

Speaker 14 (10:42):
I got? I got two children, of stepson and a
natural son. They're about thirty now with children of their own,
but back when they were about eleven years old. I
guess yeah, I got. I got a knock on my
door from a neighbor who handed me a cassette tape
and said, you might want.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
To listen to this.

Speaker 14 (11:01):
So my husband and I popped it into the player
and started listening, and we heard bedroom noises and familiar,
very familiar bedroom noises. It seems that the boys had
set their cassette player just outside the bedroom door one night.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
And of your of your bedroom.

Speaker 14 (11:23):
Of my bedroom, and decided to make copies and sell
to their friends.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's hard for me to it's hard for me to
relate to that. Could you recreate those noises and you
were involved?

Speaker 14 (11:36):
It was so many years ago, I don't even remember
what it's counted.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Okay, maybe we could hook you up with that last
caller and you can get one of those vibrating things
and go to town. Well, thank you very much.

Speaker 14 (11:53):
I know that was there was a lot of screaming
for God. I'm sure that he was.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, I'm sure he was. Wow, thank you.

Speaker 14 (12:03):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
These days, it would be a camera, of course, and
a download on the internet and the blind I mean,
phones are so slider under a door.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Is there an X rated YouTube you.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Can just yeah, anything porn tube?

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Of course I am. Why would I lie to you?
Take your time answering, Bob. I'm sorry. I think that's
what it's called. Just a sharing community among the community.
You know, people have to take a break, people who
enjoy Chris. He needs to look up something.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
No, I don't want to see that.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I was like the way that transport.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
Is there a porno YouTube.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Bob for three hundred? What is a four hundred? Is
there a porn of Bob for six hundred? I'm just
wondering in the world of Bob is Well.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
Welcome to Black Friday. This is Christopher and the Bob
and Tom Studios, and welcome to the best of the
Bob and Tom Show for this Friday after Thanksgiving. Jamie
Lisso is coming up, Al Jackson plus Lewis Black in studio.
We'll have some Thanksgiving side dishes and some Thanksgiving pizza
on the way as well. Next to gravy fountain and

(13:16):
a little Thanksgiving talk for you. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
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Speaker 13 (13:29):
Need to be a little more monstery, big international friendlies.

Speaker 14 (13:32):
For them on.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh Gallup. That was an asked the Black Friday.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
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Speaker 1 (13:39):
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Speaker 8 (13:56):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show on this
Friday morning. This is Christopher and the Bob Tom Studios.
The gang is back in here live on Monday morning.
This segment features a gravy fountain and some Thanksgiving friends
Giving talk.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Christy Lee once again at the news disc What's going on, Willie?

Speaker 5 (14:11):
This will help with your hunger pains. Food and Wine
Magazine has released a series of Thanksgiving Day recipes specifically
designed to be used with a so called gravy fountain.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Okay the magazine.

Speaker 8 (14:25):
Josh, you're gonna we're talking about gravy fountains.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
You're gonna feel yours. Oh my god, headed Tommy faded,
he's out. He's all the way out.

Speaker 8 (14:35):
Somebody, somebody, wait, Wave up a Strami sandwich under his notice.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Get him a bathing suit. I blacked out. What happened?
Give him a baby? You're talking about a gravy fountain.
Boom always got it.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
The magazine encourages readers to repurpose a tabletop chocolate fountain
and fill it with gravy. Recipe developer John Somerrell has
created has created a gravy recipe specifically adapted for a fountain,
making it thinner to ensure the machinery does not get kluged.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
I don't like thin gravy.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Some are all also shared recipes for items you could
dip into the fountain of gravery, gravery gravy, including.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I have a medal of gravery.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
Now, Josh, how dare you mock this brilliant invention.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I'm not mocking a gravy fountains.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
What would you put in your gravy fountain?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Cornbread on a stick.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Oh that's good. That's not even on here.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Fried mashed potato ball I put in there for the ride.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Mashed potato croquettes is on here.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
What wouldn't I put?

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Russels, sprouts, butternut squash, and sweet potato skewers are on
the list. Turkey quote unquote French dip sliders. Oh incredible,
so one of the stuffing bites.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
So Thanksgiving?

Speaker 8 (15:54):
Do you have this thing sitting in the middle of
the table like a fom due?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I would think, No, they hold it in the kitchen.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
Of course, who's got room for a gravy fountain? Well,
you just get rid of the olive tray or what
does this come with?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
A cardiologist? Honestly? Well, because you know, if you eat
something that at least bit high colories, you'll have a
heart attack right there. Okay, I'm sorry, Josh.

Speaker 8 (16:24):
I know that you think I'm mocking you by suggestion
that you love the idea of a gravy fountain. But
josh admitted when I was asking Joshu earlier about if
he had a gravy boat held it as a yacht,
that's right, the.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
What SS savory I would have gone naval ship.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
Ut.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, yeah, we're more of an aircraft carrier. Where do
you hic? Where do you keep that boat.

Speaker 8 (16:49):
On the end table next to my bed up there on? Uh,
don't you have some property right there by your Oh
that's right. Well, you know I winter in cheddar bag.
It was usually there the first.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Time, the first time he told me that, you know,
not like now when I'm all tired of him.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
The first time.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
Oh man, it was funny boy that was.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Chasing the dragon.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
But uh, the ravy fountain, yep, aren't the Was it
a determined that those chocolate fountains are just full of bacteria?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
There we go, Yes, they are there, it.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Is I'm I don't yeah, probably, I mean, think about it.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
You got a little billy up there throwing his boogers.
Oh wow, little billy up there putting his boogers in it.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I would love just a private chocolate fountain.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Like the next time, by one of those little ones.
If I'm tabletop, I can't.

Speaker 15 (17:45):
It can't be for me. I don't want to own
anything I don't get to use every day. I just
want to have it. Like if I'm at a hotel
and I got like the two bed situation, I have
one bed that's my.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Sleeping bed and the other bed is my chocolate fountain bed.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Yeah, it'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Really, I don't like any I don't like food fountains.
I'll be honest for me. Yeah, but you do like
those guns that shoot hot dogs, right, love? I mean
those are hilarious. You're like a cake cannon. A cake
cannon I've not seen, but I am one of the ideas.

Speaker 8 (18:14):
I bet we could get one made for you.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Unwrapped cake got all at halftime of the game. You're
out there and Josh Arnold the Bob and Time Show,
We're maybe have a special bazooka. It's gonna shoot out
your layer cake. It's not open your mouth there, Josh.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
If you're shooting cake, I think the key is wrapping
the cake.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, there's gotta be something cupcakes. It's already got the
ring the cupcakes.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
The first time I was some of those things shooting
hot dogs. This would never happen in the Soviet Union.
This isn't This is only in America. God bless America.
We have guns that shoot hot dogs. Take that you
comedy something that?

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yes? Okay, yep, is there a bo on the dogs? Yes,
they're rapt great if there wasn't It looks like we
have a splitter. Somebody got the boon. Somebody got the bong.
Let's get stop, got the button.

Speaker 8 (19:15):
You know, that's how life is sometimes the second basement
right there by the picture.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Mom, I'm sorry. Gravy gravy fountain. I saw that this
morning and I thought you've got to be joking.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Well, it's in food and wine. What do you expect.

Speaker 8 (19:29):
I also like gibblet gravy, so I don't know that
the chunks sold.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
In the gravy and with you, Josh. And that's the
best thing about Thanksgiving the gravy.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Do you make your own gravy? That's hard to do.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Sam's gravy.

Speaker 8 (19:45):
Will admit, there's certain things I cheat on. I go
to our friends. I go to our friends Peter and
Kathleen that special sweet potato. And then you can get
to the they have some pre made gravy, and well
they do.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
They have really good stuffing there, the best stuff.

Speaker 18 (20:01):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh, it's all good. That's okay for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 19 (20:03):
Here.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
If you're listening, I'm gonna be calling you later today.

Speaker 8 (20:05):
I don't have to do it yourself, Josh, Josh, have
you determine where you're going to be on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
On Thanksgiving Day, I think at my house because my
family would be getting together. Some of my family were
getting here that Saturday. Okay, so you're going to be
Do you want to come to my place?

Speaker 5 (20:23):
I'm having Thanksgiving? You're welcome?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh? Thank you? Wow? Wow.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
I don't want you to be by yourself?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
No, no, no, I may not. Last year I had
it with Godwin.

Speaker 8 (20:35):
You know what, maybe he prefers being by myself, just
you and Pat, some bandages.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Alcohol to prepare the risk before the that's all for me.

Speaker 20 (20:48):
There is.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
It was.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
You had a fine time I made. I made the turkey, there,
the stuffing, the homemade mashed potatoes, the sweet potato. But
you made it for that? Then yes, you went to
giving four pats. Yeah. And then I have just you
and pass the street And where'd you eat it? At
your house or his?

Speaker 14 (21:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
We had it in my booth. There's the guys. No,
I have a dining booth. Oh yeah, it's fun at
the booth. Yeah. And then what else do we We
had bottled soda I think like a real fancy glasses
the booth bottle.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
So that.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Dude, it was Yeah, that's right. It was the glass man.
We didn't even pay for it. Is no I stole
the booth was locked. I think you saw it from
the air. Is the booth locked in position or to
the chairs.

Speaker 8 (21:38):
Because there's so much there's so much action when you're
eating Josh that at the table and the booth are
going to slide all over the kitchen?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
He he get pittened in there? It's locked in positions. No, no,
I've eaten myself stuck? Is that what you want to hear?
The fire department had to come to get Jimmy out.
It's kind of like when you take your shoes off
on an airplane and then you're going to try to
put them back on your feet of sort of swallowing
or whatever. That's what happens to me every time I
eat it my boot, every son of a bit?

Speaker 14 (22:06):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
What did you make a full size turkey? Yeah? It
was full size?

Speaker 5 (22:11):
What do you think you made just the breast?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I knew there'd be two of us, so I had
a twenty eight pound. Why we're gonna talking with four drumsticks?
Is that possible? I give a mutant back there, crazy please,
one that runs on all fours, give me a turkey.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Josh, Yes, you look great. You're very handsome.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, thank you. No, no, no, that's that's fun. You're
meant a lot of leftovers obviously. Yeah, yeah, it was
a fun. I had a good week of leftovers. Are
you getting us those pies this this year for Thanksgiving?
Oh yeah? Actually made some of the phone calls on Friday?
Nice for the our pie lady. Is that just one

(22:55):
phone call? Yeah, yeah, it's it's one.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
It's no, pat it's not because he used to call
Amy to call Amy called the pilots the first.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Wouldn't you like to see Amy's medicine cabin? I bet
it's before she takes her medicine off.

Speaker 15 (23:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, does she wake up like this? It was like
a coal.

Speaker 8 (23:24):
Because also we're part of a part of something, all right.
If you heard this thing the friends giving, Yeah sure,
it's a pre Thanksgiving thing in which you a bunch
of friends get together and do with Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
That can also happen on Thanksgiving for people that don't
have a place to go on there to get some
for that.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
What a mess you are? So can I stop finding
about family things that I'm not invited.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
To it's a friends thing. It's not family friends.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I'm not even going. Okay, well, no, it's a friends thing. No,
why would you it's any friends. It's not a school night.
I'm not gone.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
It's not a school night. I'm not Oh, gotcha, I'm
sure you can go with Kelly. She'd love to have
someone with.

Speaker 11 (24:09):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Look, Kelly's new boyfriend. That guy's handsome. That's weird. Isn't
really weird?

Speaker 11 (24:16):
Year?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I always thought he was good. Well, it's been a
weird show today. If you're new to the show, I'm sorry.
Your dad ever seriously walk up to you at any point,
willing and go, you know, if you want to come
out all right.

Speaker 15 (24:31):
My first kiss was on a school trip. And then
after my math teachers hold my dad, and my dad
looks at my math teacher and goes, this guy kissed
a girl. Come on, I was getting worried about it,
and they high five.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I had no clue a show. I had no clue
what to do. True. Sorry, Now, is your mom gonna
have Thanksgiving someone?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (24:48):
No, she is.

Speaker 8 (24:49):
Yeah, her and her husband are gonna have any why
they want, because he's it's entire I blame I blame myself.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Your mother's rich, right, Oh no, no, no, there's a
misunderstanding here. She's marry to a man named rich.

Speaker 15 (25:01):
He's not actually and shake do you know do you
know that that bit an audience member yelled at at
Josh during our shows and moving to two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Did you know that an audience number yells that at
me every show I do for no reason to laugh
every time? No, no, it gets a good percentage of
the audience for those who don't know the bit, it's baffling.
But you don't want to talk to him that you're
people like Tom. You don't want to suffer. Never well forward.

(25:32):
But they're having it done at Florida because they're both
having a surgery done near Thanksgiving. This could be not
gonna be able to trap them. They're exchanging genitally. What's happening?
That's right? You want to trade. I'd like to be
behind every once in a while. That's a little freaky Friday, then, Tom,
has anyone ever told you you're horrible as small Tom?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Anybody said that was telling me that this lord, you're
terrible at small talk.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
And my one of my daughters and I'm going do
you realize that I am a paid professional when it
comes to time. What a mess.

Speaker 8 (26:09):
She's got my eight year olds now on her side.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
And rightly so, I mean to be fair. Yeah, she
can reason.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
She can see you're gonna there's going to be a
time when you run out of being able to make
more kids.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
And I'm pretty sure at this point you're medically nuts.
I'm pretty sure you're not just full blown crazy. And
I think he's sounds good. That's goods. I'm happy, and
Christy Lee is giving me the look over there, no one,
maybe federal.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
A lot of hot rubbers about to hit the black
market hot rubber. Ontario Provincial Police looking for at least
two suspects who early Friday morning, broke into a rural
property roughly two hours west of Toronto and stole a
truck containing some ninety thousand dollars worth of condoms and accessories.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
I saw this was a story, No, was it? You
know they're bringing in the hunt for him, don't you sure?
Naturally mag magium p I.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
Condemn joke case magnum get it, No, you buy the
magnim by the case.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
That's a gross assumption. You use magnums. He used to
mention that on the stereotypical no Ace is mentioned on
the air. I don't believe you. Sorry, well, how does
he prove it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:33):
You want him?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah? No, I take it out and press it against
that glass, just enough to win. You're in prison and
your lover can't wait. That's punch line. Take just enough
out to win this?

Speaker 12 (27:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (27:46):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
And Ace doesn't even have to stand up to do it.
That's the that's the scary part. He just whistles and
it slithers out of his.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
So they stole the fell ninety dollars for the condoms
and accessories. I got successories? What would that be? Lube
whaterm ear rings a woman?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I think it's cute. You're acting like you don't know
what they're talking about.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
I don't, Chirsty.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Have you ever put a condom on a man?

Speaker 21 (28:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
You never put one on a banana? Do you want to?
You've never actually put it on the game? You ever
put it on a water melton? Could we move on?
Does it say what brand they were?

Speaker 5 (28:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Just if they were Trojans. Just looked for a really
big horse.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Look at it?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Look at is the joke there that trojan ships in
the horses, the famous Trojan horse. Isn't that shouldn't they
have that display at drug stores? Horse? You walk and
there's this huge horse. Shouldn't Trojan horse be the magnum
of Trojan. Yes, there's a new Trojan horse for those

(28:57):
of you who are hung like yeah and coming soon
in the truck and donkey, this.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Guy's not hung like a horse. A man in Holland
had to undergo penis reconstructive surgery after being bitten by
a cobra. The man suffered what is known is as
scrotal neucrosis. After that, menecles were bitten by a cobra.
That's right. Doctors in the Netherlands wrote in a case

(29:25):
report that while vacationing in South Africa, the forty seven
year old was going to the bathroom when a snuited
cobra snake struck from the toilet and bit his genital.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I think it's snouted.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Is it snouted?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I like to know who I'm going to buy?

Speaker 8 (29:46):
So this guy sits down on the toilet and the
cobra comes out.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Of there and came out of the toilet bit him
on the Teston man was taking my helicopter to the
nearest trauma center. He received eight doses of snake venom
anti serum, a tetana shot antibiotics, and was treated for
acute kidney injury. A urologist surgically removed the damaged tissue
before the patient was repatriated to the Netherlands, where a

(30:10):
plastic surgeon removed even more dead tissue and performed a
skin graft harvested from the groin. The man was discharged
about two weeks after surgery in a sense made of
full recovery.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
My balls are better.

Speaker 14 (30:23):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
The incident was detailed in neurology case reports, where doctors wrote,
quote our take home message, always flush the toilet before
sitting down. In countries notorious for their snake population.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
This happened to a woman. I know, really she was
actually sitting on the toilet. She was changing her TAMPI yeah,
I'm not trying to be gross, but that's what was happening.
She was bit by a snake cotton mouth. I enjoyed
that very much. You're the one. I agree with, tomoht.
The punchline didn't matter. I can just watch you tell

(30:57):
that joke. I could see it.

Speaker 8 (31:01):
I can I can see it arrive at your brain.
You're going, Okay, I'm going to get this. Yeah, yeah,
someone are going We're going to land on this. That's terrifying.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Yes, this is one of your biggest nightmares.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
And it's always in Australia or in this case, South Africa.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, where the snakes are. It's not always nice, but
I mean they do. They swim up the pipes. Sure,
I think I would hover. I would never sit down.
You know what I'm going to say this, I'm never
going to go there. I'm never going to go to
Australia or South Africa. I'd love to go to both.

Speaker 15 (31:31):
I will limit myself from those experiences. I will go
other places. I'm never going to go there. I swear
by it right now.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
I did this yesterday. I thought it was a piece
of dog hair or lnt on the kitchen floor and
I went to grab it, and I went down and
picked it up, and it was a spider and it went.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Would have been a much better story if you'd been
plucking a way from well. I was turning my bush
and it turns out it was all daddy long legs.
That's a hell of a story. That's what.

Speaker 8 (32:01):
I love the fact that these doctors are take home message,
always flushed before you sit down. And Country's notorious for
their snake pone.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Well that makes good sense.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, geez, that's scary. Cobra's are huge, They're really big.
Did they have a rhyme for that one?

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Rhyme?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
No, if it's brown, flush it down. Oh, if it's
a cobra in the lake, they say, it's not a rhyme,
it's a that's T shirt.

Speaker 8 (32:30):
We're rocking on a Friday morning. The best of the
Bob and Tom Show coming up next to Tom Sneeze
and filling out forms next on The Bob and Tom Show.
We are back now with more of the Bob and
Tom Show on this for Friday morning. This is Christopher

(32:50):
and the Bob and Tom Studios. Tom Sneeze is featured. Boy,
it's loud and filling out some forms. Let's find out
about that. I've got some exciting stuff coming up today.
AM very very excited, and of course you're excited. And
I'm making my way into the building this morning. I'm
on the outside of the wall there right in front
of the door where you have your your your key

(33:11):
as we use our phone or whatever the hell it is.
And I'm standing there waiting for the my phone to
be recognized by the gizmo, and I hear tom sneeze
from outside, from outside, A good one.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
The door was shut.

Speaker 8 (33:29):
I was in here around the corner and the soundproof area.
It was a good sneeze.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
It was louder than this.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
WHOA are you all right?

Speaker 14 (33:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I'm just a sneeze. He doesn't do I don't. I don't.
I don't understand this, and I have to talk to
my therapist or something. I don't.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
He does everything loud. He yawns loud, He sneezes loud,
He stretches loud. The gentleman would ever discuss such a thing.
But it's loud and high. People me high pitched, right o, me.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
High pitched?

Speaker 11 (34:09):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
By the way, Chick mentioned something that we've been meaning
to talk to you about. Tom.

Speaker 14 (34:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
We do we require our own phones to get into
the building here? Right? Technically the employer should be paying
for our phones if we needed to get into work.
I'll talk to the landlord. Okay, I'll tell her. You
a union store. What are you saying? Is that saying? Yeah? Okay? Okay,

(34:37):
get write that down. Oh yeah, I'll put it in
the suggestion box.

Speaker 8 (34:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one that it Feedsrectre. No,
it feeds, it feeds directly into his shredder. Don't get
that would be a great visual suggestion box. And then
you just see the shredder below? Do they Does anyone
still have a suggestion box?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I have not seen one in a while. And then
to put your business card in here for a free run.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Yeah, business cards much anymore?

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Yeah, But technology one of the things we don't talk
about much. How often it doesn't work. I spent an
hour trying to log in to get Now you you
skew results. Now, just let me finish my story.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
But there's something that you did and you don't recognize it.
Let me finish. It's not the computer's fault.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
It was one of those things where you're taking your
car in for the twenty thousand mile check up, and
you you go and you go through the thing and
you answer all the questions and then at the very
end you hit send and then you drive up three
days later and they don't have a record of it.
What but the guy told me, yeah, this is a
new computer system. I would say about one in ten
people have the same experience you do, so after filling

(35:47):
it all off, it's not your fault though. Same thing
with the hospital. You spent two you spent you spend
two hours filling out the forum. You get there and
then they hand you the clipboard.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Oh but when you do it online, Yeah, before you
get there.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
This really gets stuck in your crawl, doesn't it.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
You want you want people to know with your name,
and maybe you're so security number they know everything about that.
It's no pile somewhere so you don't have to fill
out a form. Is it necessary every time you go
to any new doctor to fill out that form?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Evidently? I can only imagine the red tape.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
Why isn't there just if you could sign up for
a service where Okay, I'm willing to have put my
history on this thing, and then here you go, here's
the here's the number, punch it in and you'll get
get it all.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
I don't even have that. There's so much going wrong.
This really upsets you and I'm.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
And then they give you a little tiny game. What else?

Speaker 8 (36:35):
They give you a crappy pen and not enough room
to write anything. So you wanted a nice credenza and
a desk and I want I spent n I spent
two hours online filling out your stupid form. And these days,
before you've even hit the door, you've got to think,
how is our service?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Tell us? How did we do? That's kind of You
do this in every area of your life.

Speaker 7 (36:58):
You you get so upset about stuff that you don't
you can't have any control over. But man, are you
pissed about it?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Do you think it's what they call kick the dog syndrome?
He watches the news, he watches you know, he has
a family stuff going on. He's okay, okay, something small
like filling out a form happens and he hits the rock.
But it's not small and it takes all of his
time filling a form out. Well, what am I doing wrong? Chick?

Speaker 8 (37:26):
Because it's probably me? Not the electronics, because I see
other people use them. Tap tapping the card, I can't.
I never get it.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Sometimes the cards don't work, right, I get it.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Sometimes I get it. Probably seven out of ten times. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (37:41):
The first time I taped, Yeah, that's almost everybody, all right.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
I was by the guy. I was behind a guy yesterday,
tap tap put it in the chick fil a. I
think it was the Chick fil a drive through person.
She gave me the card thing and said you can
either insert or tap, and I inserted and I said,
can you kind of tell who's going to insert and
who's gonna tap based on age? And she said absolutely,

(38:05):
I get that.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
No, yeah, you're concerned about the germs all over that
machine that they just handed you.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, but I'll wash my hands before I get home,
all right, when I get home to eat the chick
Oh you don't You don't pop it right in your mouth?

Speaker 11 (38:15):
What?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
No, I'm not a I believe it or not, I
am not a.

Speaker 7 (38:19):
Aren't you reformed machinery liquor? Weren't you like whatever you
would run into you just give it a good licking?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah ATMs Yeah the.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Gas bomp, oh, the gas. The final straw was when
I got kicked out of McDonald's for sucking on the
soft served machine. Oh yeah, yeah, get but you got
it to work.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
So that was that was a positive.

Speaker 14 (38:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Well and that Christy.

Speaker 8 (38:48):
You go to the same gym I do, and every
single time you go, then you get the thing the
next day, going, how do we do yesterday? I don't
need it every day. I'm there many many days a week.
They don't have to ask me every day.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
I'm just saying, oh, maybe if you fill it out once,
they'll leave you alone.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
No, you guys run into each other.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
At the gym. No, no, we never do. We work
out different times.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Different different times, each other down at any point like
a massage. Yeah, do each other you help me? No? No, no,
just bad.

Speaker 8 (39:19):
We have a unusual thing going on in the world
of dreaming, and a allegedly collective dream that is uh spreading.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
You don't believe in those uh no?

Speaker 12 (39:31):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
It is this the story?

Speaker 18 (39:32):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Guys? This has been for a couple of decades. People
dream of the same man and they don't They have
no idea who he is. But they've had artists like
sketch artists, drama and it's the exact same guy. What
disappearing in all these people's dreams. It's not Freddy Krueger. No,
I know what you're saying. Yeah, this is somewhat similar
to that. Wow, the next time you.

Speaker 8 (39:52):
Run into one of these problems, like you're filling out
all these forms, you really put a try this?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Will you try this? Just say to yourself well, that's
just the way it is.

Speaker 8 (40:02):
Or you see road construction you don't know why they're
fixing the road, or they're they're redirected traffic, or whatever
else upset you for no reason. You just well, that's
just the way it is. I'm a critical thinker chick.
You know, my dad's a lost art form. My dad
used to say, well, that's life in the city. There
you go, and it would roll up his back. Now
you'll be glad to know that I brought in the

(40:26):
I bought a six boxes of the more stale snacks of.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
The fig Newman's, the the the from the Paul Newman
food doesn't Abisco sue. Yeah, that's that's a little close.
Come on, well Fish Newton, Well.

Speaker 8 (40:42):
Mister Newman is giving the proceeds to charity. They were
not portions, portions, They probably haven't arrangement.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
In any event, I wrote a letter. If I'm oscos.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Protest, did you write a letter? But where did you
buy them from?

Speaker 8 (40:57):
Hold it it's not the Newman No, No, it was
it was the Amazon.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
You got stale fig Newton's and Newman's, and you wrote
six boxes of them. A sternly worded letter to Amazon
because they were stale. Okay, you took time?

Speaker 8 (41:16):
Does that's already you told us that you don't have
any any time to fill out a form or what
the hell?

Speaker 13 (41:24):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I'm guessing it takes you about five or six hours
to write a letter.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
You realize Amazon gets a lot of their things from
other small DISTRIBUTA.

Speaker 8 (41:34):
Well, I just I just hope wherever it wasn't for
a while is whoever it was, I hope they shut
them down and all the people who work there and
all lose their jobs.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Okay, you're gonna well, you're selling me stale, fig Newman,
Your damn right.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
A would Coming up next hour on The Bob and
Tom Show, comedian Scott Dunn and Moody McCarthy, plus Thanksgiving
Pizza is on the way, next the Heidi Bowl and
six seven it's next on The Bob and Tom Show.

(42:06):
You're with the Bob and Tom Show on a Friday morning,
the best of the Bob and Tom Show. This is
Christopher here in the Bob and Tom Studios. Here's a
segment about the classic Heidie Bowl controversy, and we're gonna
talk six seven. There's Jess Sooker. Hi, she's at the
Silac Insurance news desk. I am Pat Godwin. Hello, we're
gonna roll out a song here, right, Tom, have you
guys where I heard your guys talking about it.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I think we're doing one right now. All right, there's
Jeff osc I'm sitting in the chair here. Jack Vina nice,
very nice.

Speaker 22 (42:35):
I just wanted to say that I didn't get a
chance to sniff the chair.

Speaker 8 (42:42):
We need to explain with zero warning. And then I
found out about ten minutes before it was gonna happen,
and I didn't tell anybody.

Speaker 22 (42:52):
Wh here's why you found out. Ten minutes before.

Speaker 8 (42:54):
That, I didn't tell anybody, and we were sitting in
here blabbing away, and the great actor Hugh Jackman walked
in the studio and uh, we have some clips, I assume, Oh, yeah,
we have tons. He was such a great guy. He's
super funny. Hey Wolverine, Hey, Hey, and yeah, uh is

(43:17):
it as it happened. I had seen him on We
had flown to New York just to see him on Broadway. Hey,
it's Van helsing and uh, obviously he's been in a
bunch of great movies. And I and Chick prompted me
to tell the story that was very awkward.

Speaker 23 (43:30):
Yeah, thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
How about how about I tell it?

Speaker 8 (43:33):
The essence of the story was that these people from
the from the distant, from the distant land, these two
ladies only knew him from Wolverine and didn't know any
English and didn't speak English, and he got kicking the.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Only word that you could hear. He was able to
spin out Wolverine. Yes, perfectly reasonable. It's true story.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
But I will say this, of all all the very
famous people that have come through this studio, the nicest
guy ever I've just during the break he and Godwin
were singing songs.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
It was it was so it was.

Speaker 24 (44:11):
Surreal, and behind the scenes we knew a couple of
hours before you guys did. But I was standing in
the prize closet getting stuff and Jason comes in. He goes,
I have to tell you something and you're not gonna
believe me when I say it. And I said okay,
and he goes, Hugh Jackman might be here, And I
was like, shut the up. What's my immediate response? And

(44:31):
then it was like, oh my gosh, he really he's here.

Speaker 22 (44:34):
It was insane.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
You know what Tom said to me after all of it,
I walked up to him and gave him a look like, wow,
how cool was that? And he goes, don't ever question
one of my surprises again. I thought it was the
mac and cheese had nothing to do with it, not
a thing, nothing. Second.

Speaker 8 (44:51):
No, but I told you there was a surprise coming,
That's all I said. And you always say my surprises
are no good. For example, the surprise where all of
a sudden Joe Thaisman walked in the two out of
forty years.

Speaker 22 (45:01):
Most of the time it's cake.

Speaker 8 (45:03):
Yeah, here's a guy who talks backwards with his ass.
You talking backwards with his ass, And I'll get Jackman
back in here.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
I'm sitting right here.

Speaker 20 (45:14):
Ed.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
Uh, well, you know, so if he was the nicest
of Peter Frampton and jew Jackman, that means that somebody
has to tell everybody who the who the meanest.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I don't do that. I'll tell you I will.

Speaker 13 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
No, No, that's not this.

Speaker 8 (45:27):
Remember how everybody was scared to death of David Lee Roth.
Everybody was traveling with him, remember that.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, but he was fine with us.

Speaker 7 (45:34):
Well, yeah, there are a couple of guys that had
a bad day in here, Gallagher. But I still like
his art Lindsay Buckingham. He yielded a guitar tech in
front of us.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
That was hot.

Speaker 24 (45:46):
That was kind of had Hey, look, were we going
to start telling stories about people yelling at people?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Would I be up to feature one of those stories?

Speaker 22 (45:52):
He might be at the top of the lit What
are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (45:55):
The interesting thing is Hugh Jackman said that his best
friend in us he is a morning radio guy and
he just loves radio. So I said to him, well,
if you happen to be in town again, because he
comes here frequently. Yeah, I said, do you want to
commit and just sit in all morning?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
He goes, oh, I'd love doing that. Yeah, what's mine?

Speaker 14 (46:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Wait a minute, maybe he was just being calm, No,
he was serious.

Speaker 22 (46:16):
A big thank you to our friend Craig Dobbs who
made this happen.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
Yeah, thank you, Craig. I like to look at things
like Josh does now every now and then. So we'll
pull into the parking lot. Oh it's Hugh Jackman again.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
He won't want can we get get him? And he
was on he's been three straight days and he wants
to come in for a fourth day. I yeah, yeah,
Ellan can't do that once. Yeah, every day it was funny. Pat,
weren't you going to do a song?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I don't want to knock chick off. Please.

Speaker 8 (46:46):
Four.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I understand.

Speaker 8 (46:49):
I understand that it's your son's fifteenth birthday.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Oh you want to do that one? Okay?

Speaker 25 (46:54):
Today is a boy, Jimmy's fifteen years old today, and
I've written a little song for him.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
All right?

Speaker 19 (47:01):
Oh, my son is fifteen. He may not make it
to sixteen. He wakes up late for school.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Moody and mean.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
I remember when he was ten, he was my best friend.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Ah, sweet as he could be. Then he turned fifteen.

Speaker 19 (47:21):
Gotta beg him to shower now, but on the yoda
rint and brush his teeth.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
And as for his unmade bed, I'm afraid to look.

Speaker 19 (47:30):
Gunna need doesn't walk the dog like I ask, or
do any little household task.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Here's the messiest I've ever seen.

Speaker 19 (47:39):
My son is fifteen, never leaves his room, always on
his devices, video games in U two bar as vices.
He's up to three am more online with his friends.
And if that door is locked, I damn better not.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
My son is this.

Speaker 19 (48:06):
He won't go to the pool now, rah, to the movies.
He won't confission, ride his bike or hang out with me.
He's always on his headphones. What's a dad eat to do?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Friends tell me, I got to wait till he's nice
again at twenty too. My son is fifteen and he
won't make it to sixteen. Yes, ericat Happy Birthday, Jimmy.

Speaker 22 (48:34):
Happy birthday, Jimmy.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:35):
I actually heard over the week I was at Disney
World and I overheard some guy saying, Oh man, there's
nothing better than a five year old boy.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
And that is just the true.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Oh they're blast Oh funny, they are funny.

Speaker 8 (48:46):
Here's the best. Yeah, four year old, great three year old.
But yeah, no one has ever said, oh, your son's fifteen,
that's a great.

Speaker 22 (48:53):
Age age when they start having their own opinions.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Oh, I hate that.

Speaker 8 (48:57):
Yeah, And I'm not in favor of a lot of
tax breaks, but I do think that all junior high
school teachers should not have to pay income taxes because
they are heroes as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Good luck.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
I guess there's an odor problem that comes in. That's
one of that grades, right, Well, yeah.

Speaker 22 (49:17):
I changed my major because of the odor issue.

Speaker 24 (49:22):
I was shadowing a teacher when I was a freshman
in college, and I was like, no, these kids think
this is gross.

Speaker 22 (49:29):
Right after recess, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
I'm not doing this and I'm not used to deodorant
or anything yet.

Speaker 8 (49:34):
Or I don't have the email anymore because I shifted
over to Gmail from the original email service that I had,
and when I shifted, the other one went away. But
I at one point there was a there was a
letter from the school where four of my kids were
in attendance at the time. The letters was banning the

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use of a certain deodorant product.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Oh body okay, but.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
This is the opposite problem.

Speaker 8 (50:02):
It's body odor, but I mean it was it was yeah, boys,
they were all wearing a certain brand. I think you
can guess what it was. But there was quite literally
from the head of the school they are not allowed
to wear. But well, that's a great song, Pat very
thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
He's a great kid. Can you do the basketball score story?

Speaker 10 (50:19):
Do you have that?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Or was that given to miss Hooker. I don't know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 8 (50:23):
Ok okay, okay, basketball, So you're telling me what story
to do now exactly. The fans at Oklahoma University went
wild after the women's basketball team reached sixty seven points
during a game against North Alabama. Friday's game saw a
six to seven frenzy when the numbers appeared on the scoreboard.
Hundreds of young students on a field trip screamed and

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juggled their hands up and down to mimic a video
that went viral earlier this year and helped bring six
seven into the pope.

Speaker 11 (50:53):
How to do it?

Speaker 22 (50:54):
Nope, meantime say six to seven six seven, six seven.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Say you take your like you it's like you're juggling.
You take your hands up and down. That's how you
learn how to juggle. Do that with without balls. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (51:06):
The I was a Disney World like and at one
point we were having uh a snack in one of
the giant cafetiers there, and they have some huge screen
that is scrolling stuff. And of course I was with
four young ladies, Kelly and I were escorting them through
the park and I don't know what it meant, but
all of a sudden they all screamed because the six

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seven written out.

Speaker 20 (51:30):
What.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, I don't know what it meant, but there it was. Yeah,
but it's it's it's a thing. I like the kids,
just that they just have their little thing.

Speaker 22 (51:40):
Yeah, is that they love that.

Speaker 10 (51:42):
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I think it's great. Yea relatively innocuous and when they
everyone's caught on and will it at the NBA games?
Are they when it gets are they going to start
doing that? Or sure they will? Yeah? Is it ever
happened to a soccer game? A soccer game had that
much scoring? Two three? It's an offensive? Oh god, I

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have a question. Do you think there's some douchebag out
there that has already got us six a six seven tattoo?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (52:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
There's some tattoo artists listening to the show. I'm just curious.
Have you said six seven to your kids? They look
at you and that's not it? That is not it?
Six seven Jimmy, that's not it.

Speaker 8 (52:34):
No, I might as well say cureguard to them.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
They just would you suppose there's some douchebag out there
like az up tattoo? Oh yeah, say what you want.
But man, was the imagination of the country.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
But I mean, this stuff comes and goes, and now
I think these come and go even more quickly. I
mean the fact that we know about it means it's over.
Oh yeah, I mean by definition, if I'm using a term.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
It is no longer hip. That's just the reality of what.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
On this day in nineteen sixty eight, the last minutes
of a tense NFL matchup on NBC between the Jets
and the Raiders were preempted by the children's film HEIGHTI.
The network received thousands of calls from angry viewers and
formally apologized NBC let alone the entire country had no

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idea that the National Football League and in this case,
the American Football League was that popular across the country.
And the head of the network, Yes, I think he
was on vacation and he was watching.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
He couldn't get through. He wanted to. He put the
game back on, put it on. Yeah, it was something else.
Have there been any incidents of that caliber since I
can't think of any.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
They cut away from some games that were too boring. Well,
that's a league rule. I think there's like thirty five
points or something with one of the head or something
like that they can switch.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
I guess something like that.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
Okay, we have that one of those cool sweatshirts being
worn by the currently bearded mister osci.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Hey, can we do a video of you taking the
beard off? Are you really going to get it this short.
You're going to get it this short.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
Do you want me to get a professional stylist in here?

Speaker 14 (54:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (54:18):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
But I get why. I get why.

Speaker 8 (54:21):
Whatever you want, I know a really I know, a
really hot one we could get in here. It's not
gonna help, all.

Speaker 22 (54:26):
Right because he has a significant other.

Speaker 8 (54:30):
Yeah, she's okay with I bet you take the trash
out for your haircutter, that horror haircutter.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
And I think she's single, don't pat she's a single girl. Okay,
Well that's going to be something.

Speaker 8 (54:48):
Oh yeah, well well yeah, don't don't cut it off.
I want to do it in sir, So we can
do we can get a film, but it'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
He'll look like Tom Hanks and cast.

Speaker 19 (54:56):
You do it.

Speaker 22 (54:57):
You shaved?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
No, I have skills, that's not one of them. You
never cut the other boys, put them in the kitchen. No, never,
Blanket out. Never.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
My mom used to do that to me there for
a while, and it was it was unbelievable. You so, uh,
do you want to get a haircut to all.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
The whole thing? How about a glob? You get your eyebrows,
you know, all of it, wax your ears? Oh, I
could probably get the wax. We can do the whole.
I could get that waxing lady in here. You're the
hairiest guy around thro the Limo Home.

Speaker 8 (55:37):
You'd be bleeding. So I'm coming back in just a minute.
Here on the Bob and Tom Show, some post Thanksgiving pizza,
gold fish and cows all coming up would be great.
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for tuning
in on this Friday morning. This is Christopher and the

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Bob and studios. Here on the Bob and Tom Show.
The best of the Bob and Tom Show for a
Friday morning, some post Thanksgiving pizza, goldfish and cows.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Let's talk about right now.

Speaker 8 (56:12):
We are all kind of in that post Thanksgiving mode.
It just congratulations delicious a Thanksgiving pizza. The quick recipe
on the air is what any.

Speaker 23 (56:23):
Pre bought pre made's pizza, crust, gravy, mashed potatoes, green
bean casserole, macaroni and cheese if that you're liking, and
obviously turkey stuffing, what else?

Speaker 22 (56:36):
Oh and stuffing?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah, stuff all delicious. What a great idea. It's amazing.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
And of course Ace is eating nothing but pizza, including
in quite a variety of pizza. But now he can
eat anything. All you need is a pizza crust and
you can. It's a pizza.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
That's why I can do this. I think it's a
real way to get around it. But that's it's a pizza.
There's a vere you have to look at to look
at pizza the way I look at people. Okay, oh god,
I'm so scared to get the kids in the other
There's a wide variety of pizzas out there.

Speaker 8 (57:11):
Sure, I don't have to like them all, but you're
aware they exist, right, sure, and some of those pizzas
are scary.

Speaker 22 (57:24):
What should so what should we put on the Saint
Patrick's Day pizza next week? Obviously, corned beef and cabbage, right,
anything potato?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, potato. I'm not gonna be indulging in that one.
I'm gonna eat it all and fart up the studio.
Nice guess, Oh there you go. Let me find YouTube
segment farting up the studio with Josh Arnold.

Speaker 8 (57:49):
A day later, guys will walk in here. Your corpses
will be that they took their masks off too soon,
ladies and gentlemen. A reference to all quiet on the
Western Front. Yeah, I guarantee that will win the Soundtrack
Academy Award.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
That such perfect not tracking a minimalist but effective using
an instrument rebuilt from that era sound editing, you should
win too. If it's not.

Speaker 8 (58:10):
If you haven't seen that movie, it's some disturbing to
say a lot of laughs. No, maybe kind of one chuckle.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Yeah, I don't know where that'd be. The tank. Yeah, no,
not the tank. Never mind. I laughed at the when
the guy got lit on fire. I laughed on that
because that was God, it was gruesome. It was terrible
that one his head rolled by. That was kind of fun.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (58:37):
We'll move forward. Christy Lee is at the bottom tom
News desk. Can we missed anything?

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Experts are warning that invasive football sized goldfish are spreading
throughout parts of Canada.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
All right, goldfish sticking it to the man.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
I want to go to my state fair up there, then, Mike,
goldfish are this big?

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Brian Heist from Thompson Rivers University said thousands of large
invasive goldfish are multiplying in bodies of water around British Columbia.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
If Thompson what is it? Thompson wet University.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
Thompson river.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Doesn't swell, sweat doesn't I'm having a stroke, sell sweatshirts.
Let's say, stay true to your school? What are they
even doing?

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I'm so sorry. I stopped the show for that. No, no, no, no, no,
that's all feel better about ourselves.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
According to Brian, female goldfish don't even need a mate
to reproduce. They can release as many as fifty thousand
days at a time.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I'm Brian, and I'm a gold.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
Brian Heies explained that the invasive fish compete with native
species for food and space, while carrying parasites and diseases
that can spread to other fish.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Oh it's in there. Po Okay, I'm trying to see.

Speaker 8 (59:53):
I'm trying to look up at Thompson Rivers University bookstore.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Oh you like the idea of a stay true to
your school.

Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
Here's the I just want to see if here we
go shop clothing, and I want to just see if
there's a so far No, but it's tr It's it
is t r U and they've got a pretty cool
looking logo. You can buy an adjustable face mask.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Thompson Rivers University in British Columbia.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
It's in Canada. They say Z there instead of Z
weirdo place, beautiful school backpacked across the campus one day,
it's how hardy do these goldfish have to be there?

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
Living in the cool climate of Canada, and I can't
keep a goldfish from the state fair a life for
three weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
My ex has goldfish in his pond. They live all winter,
it freezes over and they live next spring. There they
are so they can do that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
We don't like to see that. Okay, you're not supposed
to flush them. That's where they come from, right, that
is where they come It makes them stronger. I read that,
and you're gonna go shut up.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
If you want to start breeding a race of super goldfish,
start by flushing them down to toilet. I'm telling you
just adapt. Yes, yes, it's like they're swimming against the flush.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
It's strong. I'm telling you. It's like when they sent
Batman into that pit. The adversity just made him stronger.
You have an idea, you make the darker alley. I
was bored back. I think in the nineteen twenties.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
There was some fad in which people were drinking them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
They were swamping.

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
Remember that was the swallow fraternities. They'd swallow a goldfish
that was part of the initiation and some of the guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Would have a goldfish come out. They could do this.
Of course, how big up the goldfish?

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
They're large, It doesn't say how big they are, a
large gold.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Football sized football sized. It might be some choking, Yes,
work one of those down. Maybe that's a bad idea.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
It's not our only goldfish story of British Man, so
we're going to deal there. Continent went viral after catching
a giant goldfish. According to the BBC, Andy Hackett reeled
in the sixty seven pound fish while on a trip
to Champagne, France.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
I thought it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
The giant fish, known as the carrot, was introduced to
Bluewater Lakes twenty years ago and proved to be an
elusive catch ever since. How much sixty seven pounds?

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
We're gonna need a bigger bowl, Hacketts said.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
The battle to reel the behemo then lasted twenty five minutes.
After taking photos of his colossal catch, Hatchet released carrot
back into the water off you. Hackett said the fish
is a hybrid of a leather carp and a koy carp.

Speaker 26 (01:02:45):
Is it.

Speaker 20 (01:02:47):
Is that.

Speaker 18 (01:02:51):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
You know what he used for bad?

Speaker 20 (01:02:53):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Ironically a ping pong ball? Oh so sure? While see
well see the state they have to heat the ping
pong ball into the milk bottle.

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
That worked, and yeah, you throw the ping pong ball
into the goldfish bowl and you get the gold fish.

Speaker 21 (01:03:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:10):
Oh right, so the milk rings around the the milk
bottle is the thing that you have to knock over, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
That can't be the one of those that are glued together.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
Yeahals horrible pictures of the earthquake and turkey. Only thing
left standing was that fair? Those three bottles? Oh it
was it was rough.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Yeah, collapse buildings. You could use a fictional earthquake. Yeah,
you're really good city or something just said, you know,
like an earthquake, even during an earthquake. You didn't have
to say. In the nineteen o six and then the
bottles fell over in San.

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
Franciscoping of the state fair, what do you think of
when you think of the fair? You think of cows, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Getting a Oh wait, you guys had different fairs. I
think I think of Josh Josh Peter Frey afraid to
get on the ferris wheel. You don't like the ferris wheel. No,
I'll do it, but boy, am I unhappy up there?
What if you get a beach at the top? I
don't think I could. I don't think I could. Kid. Yeah,
like a performance anxiety thing. Did you get terrified up there? Yea,
Christy's been on it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
I went with them. Yeah, he was terrified.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
You couldn't even no, but yeah, I was very scared.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
He was very scared.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
So I'm sorry. I think of the stafe here, I
think of goldfish.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Well, I think of cows and the dairy industry, and
keeping calves happy and healthy apparently is important, especially during weaning.
New research shows a little human interaction can do the trick.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Like sex.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Not sex has everything sex with you, particularly if it
means a nice neck scratching for the You don't kind.

Speaker 8 (01:04:36):
Of a cow villi or cutlet or brisket or floor shine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
You want to avoid. You want to avoid leather jokes,
isn't it? Casual Jacket.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
From the University of Florida reveal in a new study
that socialization with other calves and humans, even if only
for five minutes, can improve the calves well being.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
So they just want to hang out with their buddies.
Social makes sense.

Speaker 11 (01:05:07):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
I see so like you're used to supposed to rub
them like you would a dog.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
Yeah, scratch their necks, that's what it said.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Yeah, okay, that sounds like fun. Do you have to
go for the nipples because a little bit of a
little rub while you're doing right away? You want to
kiss it on the neck first? You put a hot
movie on makes I'm really happy with when you don't
kill them and eat them, right, yeah, improve their well being. Oh,

(01:05:40):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
You're the one to name your cow veal, and I'm
the dick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I named it veally. Okay, okay, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Talking about jackets, all right. Online shoppers can now order
so called human skin jackets on eBay. The Flesh Crafter
states in their listing for the made to order product
that the gruesome garments are made from quote replica human skin.
Flyers are instructed to send in a jacket they know fits,

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and the Flesh Crafter covers it in a realistic replica skin.
A sample image shows a jacket fashioned out of a
large patches of skin stitched together, with faces, nipples, and
other body parts protruding from various areas. The jacket reminiscent,

(01:06:29):
of course, by the coats made by Buffalo Bill in
Silence of the Lambs. According to the listing, what would
you pay for a custom made skin jacket?

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
A thousand bucks?

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Someone twenty? It's a bargain for you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Do they have any for a.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
Disgusting The Flesh Crafter sells other gory replicas Josh, including
a human nipple necklace and death masks from both historical
and fictional figures.

Speaker 14 (01:06:58):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Well, the Ted's last name, Buffalo Bill, the actor Ted
Levine Levin. That's right. Yeah, I'm looking at one of these.
It's pretty scary and it looks like human flesh. I
don't think I could. I don't think.

Speaker 8 (01:07:12):
I'm sure if I had one, I couldn't go to
sleep in the house if it was in there. There's
no way, there's no way. There's the logo one I'm
uncomfortable hearing about. What's the logo dismembers only?

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
It's a member's only guy. I believe that he really, really,
he's getting much better at selling it. Yeah, it really is.

Speaker 8 (01:07:33):
Are you familiar with Miss Hooker? Are you familiar with
the there was a thing? I don't know if they're
still out there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
They are there comeback members only jackets.

Speaker 8 (01:07:42):
I will tell you that that was the original ast
Cosby Chick McKee fight. I'm going to say, forty years ago,
what was the fight about Q ninety five members only.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Jackets radio station?

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
We all wantd at and everybody was going to get
a station jacket except the first person hired me. I
was the rookie, and Ace chirped and said, if he
gets one, I quit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah I did not. That's his defense.

Speaker 8 (01:08:12):
Of course, you wouldn't remember it because you said awful
things like that people all over the world.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
But it was the one you said it too, so
naturally I would remember.

Speaker 8 (01:08:21):
There was a story I used to go to right
down down here, about three or four miles across from
the mall. It was called the Style Store for Men
with big members only.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
You were yeah, I remember. They wouldn't let me in,
but you went in the car right this way. Yeah. Yeah.
They made Lyndon Johnson's pants. They were black members only
jackets with red cue red. I was sure I still
have it.

Speaker 19 (01:08:50):
For you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
I didn't say that.

Speaker 22 (01:08:55):
I'm glad you're not kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Did you get that up?

Speaker 18 (01:08:59):
I got one?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
I'm pretty sure you still got a jacket.

Speaker 8 (01:09:02):
What are you bitching about? You were you were working
at the a M anyway, Oh yeah, don't the jacket.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
They were thinking about change. You're still in the miners.

Speaker 14 (01:09:16):
How he is?

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Do you hear that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
I'm not sure if that happened or if I'm making
it up.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
You're making it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Anybody know me for five minutes? No, sound wonderful. We
welcomed you down the hallway to the f M.

Speaker 8 (01:09:30):
Yes, and it was your idea, So this is welcome
as mean in the hallways as Christy ish.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Yes, two bullies.

Speaker 11 (01:09:40):
Get it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:41):
Yeah we Josh and I look at each other they
out in the hallway, yeah, or something like, oh it's safe.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
And we zip down there. Last week Christy shoved me
on a file cabinet like the bullies people that called
me a gay bay really hurt my feelings. By the way,
the way chunkles, this is what she said.

Speaker 8 (01:10:01):
If you're if you want to get one of these
flesh crafter and why wouldn't you? They have one hundred
percent positive feedback as you suggest that on eBay with
more than thirty five hundred reviews. It's two words, flesh
craft or crafter. With a k all right, gory replicas.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
No thanks, you can have that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
Uh no, no Halloween maybe even to gory for you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
It's gross.

Speaker 8 (01:10:28):
You know the person who's running this, and it's like
all kinds of piercings in their face and at the
side of their head shaved.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Oh yeah, they're weirdo. Oh yeah, they're face tattooed.

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
It's perfect for you because you hate it when people
talk to you.

Speaker 8 (01:10:42):
Just you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
You put this on.

Speaker 17 (01:10:44):
You put this on.

Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
People are going to keep their distance. Have you seen
Psycho over there with the nipples on his jacket?

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
You mean if I wore this, people wouldn't bother me
at all.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Do you think you would get arrested? I bet people
wouldn't know that. I mean, how would you know?

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
Somebody might go, oh my lord.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
Right and think it's real.

Speaker 22 (01:11:00):
Do you get to pick your skin tone?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Oh? Well, there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:11:04):
I don't know that's a fair question, and I don't
know what kind of maintenance it needs if you have
to put on sps.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
That humans plush jacket cultural appropriates. It's got nipples for
elbow patches. I don't know if this is true, but
someone emailed about the goldfish This is from Dick. Hey Dick.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Dick.

Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
Dick says goldfish are often frozen so they can be
transported more easily and then put in slightly warmer water
and it revives them and they're fine.

Speaker 8 (01:11:40):
Wow again, I get a goldfish at the State Fair
dead two weeks later.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
I'm just telling you, well, maybe you're habitat it will
seem like they're every year, or by the tank and
the filter, and the sounds to me like one of
your children is a budding cycle. Path likes to whole
to the goldfish goldfish and his I fell out. I
floppy died.

Speaker 8 (01:12:07):
Coming right back with more of the best of the
Bob and Tom Show, comedians Scott Dunn and Moody McCarthy.
It's next, come on back. This is the Bob and
Tom Show. It's for rid Ay and welcome back to
the Bob and Tom Show. The best of the Bob
and Tom Show. This is Christopher and the Bob and

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Tom Studios. Here's a classic segment with Bob and comedians
Scott Dunn and Moody McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
Hey, Hi, thanks very much for joining us with us
in the studio. Gunner sitting in for chick Meg. There, Hey, Gunner,
how's it going good?

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Good?

Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
He's lying his bears lost yesterday. It wasn't really a loss,
as I said before. It was more of a burial.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Really, No, I think I said it was a ray.
What you said? Thirty and green and bead?

Speaker 8 (01:12:56):
Okay, sir sitting in for the chicken. That would be Gunner.
And then as we move around the room, we have
a comedian Moody McCarthy. Moody is a resident of a
story of Queens and great, great, great Greater New York.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:13:10):
And we also have Scott Dunn who has joined us
in the studio, and Scott has talked about his his background.
You have two great young sons, yes, twenty months and
then is it five years?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Five years? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
And beautiful wife. Yes, your wife is very attractive. We
often joke around about her a little bit because she's
a lieutenant in the.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Believe she has a rank.

Speaker 8 (01:13:32):
Oh, she's one of the breastfeeding Nazis. Yeah, oh my god,
that's it exactly. No, No breastfeeding ladies, if you're interested,
it's a very important, very good thing to look into,
very healthy. And she happens to be an authority on
it and helps other women that you could stop breastfeeding

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when you could put a cigarette out on your area.
That's if there isn't a porn flick called Heile Titler,
there will there will be. And every time I try
to say something nice about Scott's wife, somebody turns it around.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Your wife.

Speaker 8 (01:14:12):
Your wife is lovely. I've met her, and I've met
her on several occasions. We occasionally joke around about her,
but she this is very important that we talk about
occasionally talk about health issues on this show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
And you're a fairly young guy, so you haven't had.

Speaker 8 (01:14:23):
To experience any of the uh sort of middle aged
health exam issues that many men have to experience.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
The protesting.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Huh, we're going to get a free prostrate examiner. We
like to surprise our guests. You saw you saw doctor
stubby fingers in the Uh you haven't experience Uh No,
I had a Oh there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:14:54):
But see that the kolonoscopy. Now you you you you're asleep,
and it's the day before you asleep. I wasn't asleep.
I watched it on TV.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Oh did they give you a shot? So it was
like you just a year, You're like the Chicago Bears. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
Sure, they give you the stuff and you it all
flows out you the day before. That's the worst part.
Oh yeah, the worst part is the stuff. I mean
the actual procedures.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Thought too bad. Yeah, what's the stuff? I don't know
what this stuff is.

Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
Well, I believe it's a ross. Bennett refers to it
as the Night of a Thousand waterfalls. They it's a
super powerful less and it cleans you out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
So they can get a better to the doctors, it's
very important. We're not making fun of it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:37):
It's a very important exam to have to have, and
there's certain things men need to get done and say
to save your life. Then, of course there's the testicular exam.
I'm gonna I'm sure you do that pretty much every
couple hours.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
I've been married for fifteen years, so you bet no
one else is going to do it, that's right, I'm
the only one.

Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
Yeah, we could blindfold gun or give him a piece
of clay. He could make an absolute perfect model.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Yeah, it's just like this.

Speaker 13 (01:15:58):
Here you go.

Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
My doctor told me that I'm outside the age range
for testicular cancer. That's like that's a younger, that's a
satus ever felt and I was like, Wow, there's cancers
that aren't even interested in me anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
First you were invisible to teenage chicks.

Speaker 8 (01:16:13):
Now yeah cancer the nards. Yeah well yeah, but yeah,
very important and medical issues. Guys talked to a qualified professional,
don't listen to us. Now on a totally different note
where it completely changed the subject.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
I don't know where that came from, but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Why would I bring up one the prostate exam.

Speaker 8 (01:16:33):
The exam, oh we are talking about you might hit
somebody to do with the bears getting really yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
I know we were talking about the ladies in their
breast and you went right to a guy's ass.

Speaker 8 (01:16:45):
No, I was talking about I was talking about the
importance of the the healthy aspects of breastfeeding and how
people need to look into that. Yeah, if ladies need
to look into that, talk talk to a healthcare professional.
While we're on the topic of good health, I want
Scott done to be a healthy dad and make sure
he gets the proper exams, which is why we are
bringing in a surprise.

Speaker 27 (01:17:06):
No, is you going to show up my house? By
the way, I never even thought to ask, did you
like a breastfeeding show?

Speaker 11 (01:17:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
I didn't know. I didn't Was that a midnight or whatever?
I don't know. It's it's showtime.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
He's old enough now to just get it himself, isn't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
He the breast?

Speaker 13 (01:17:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Does he walk up?

Speaker 21 (01:17:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Yeah, he walks right over there and throws a huge fit,
and she goes, all right, how long did your five
year old do it? Is he still doing it?

Speaker 11 (01:17:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
No, he's done. He won two and a half. Maybe
it's all right. There's a point where it becomes a
little embarrassing and uncomfortable. Well, when they say, hey, why
don't you whip off them tatas? Yeah, they say that. Hey, listen,
I've got to go to the d m B to
get my plates sport real quick. On the way out,

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your kid's coming up to you with a dollar bill.
I like to let me have a drink for it,
go fill the car. My old at sudden he incorporated
salt shaker and limes. That's how you got created on
I'd like to what is what is the what is
the name of that drink? What is white rush?

Speaker 18 (01:18:19):
Body?

Speaker 8 (01:18:22):
Let's let's move forward here. We were talking earlier about
cooking turkeys in the holiday season. Nothing better than nothing
better than turkeys. I'm doing an experimental turkey actually this week,
and we're doing a turkey on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
The air Tomorrow's time. You say that.

Speaker 8 (01:18:36):
Turkey that's now going to go through a grinder or
I'm going to put it in the front seat with
a seat belt.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
On and hit a wall.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
I did the same thing, three legged turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
What happens I get in the turkey yesterday? No, last year.
You trying to bring the turkey back to life and
that the experiments. Have you been to the grocery store
in the last couple of weeks?

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
Yeah, I go every week, a couple of times week.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
You can't help, but I mean there's there are turkeys
every time speak tist. I just I got the I
don't know what they call it. What do they call that?
When you're when you're shopping, you see some impulse boy? Impulse? Sure, yes,
I bought an impulse turkey.

Speaker 8 (01:19:08):
Out right by the register, frozen turkey right by the guns.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Have your kid put that back? Yeah, I got a
fresh one, So I'm gonna cook it, maybe even this afternoon.

Speaker 27 (01:19:19):
And my wife and I get our turkey from the
amishka because when you steal it, they can't catch you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
I'm much cheaper, a huge savings on how.

Speaker 11 (01:19:33):
We oh.

Speaker 8 (01:19:33):
By the way, on our website we have some of
our Turkey tributes posted, so you can you can check
that out. Now I thought we would. Do you want
to do your Thanksgiving trip? Does this involved Moody McCarthy
as the na I'll love him. I'll give him a
character because let me let me introduce it. The one
line ladies and gentlemen comedians. Scott done with an assist
from a Moody McCarthy with his Thanksgiving tribute.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
So this is the very first Thanksgiving. We knew what
the food was, but now this is what the entertainment was.

Speaker 10 (01:19:57):
And now Wampa Nor tried probably present the man who
make Plymouth rock the mayflower Mini Captain Miles Standish.

Speaker 27 (01:20:07):
That's some good stuff. Thank you, Chief Massa, sayet for
that horrible introduction. I haven't seen English butcher dis badly
since the Crusades. Maybe lay off the peace pipe for
a while. People were starting to think you're slow. But
I love and respect Chief Massa, So I say in
your native tongue tonka and gay udahawa, which of course,

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means get the hell off my land. I can't I
kid the chief. Chief and I have a very close relationship,
which is great because at first he wasn't sure if
he liked the white Man. I said, hey, if you
think you have reservations, now, hey, let's hear it for
my drummer, Samoset. I'll be honest. I don't trust him.

(01:20:50):
Whenever he plays, I can't tell if he's keeping the
beat or sending a message to attack. No fast songs tonight.
Last time I saw this, many Indians dance it rained
for two weeks. Come on, folks, laugh, these are the jokes.

Speaker 11 (01:21:05):
You know.

Speaker 27 (01:21:05):
It's a tough crowd when the scalping takes place after
the show. Governor Bradford is here. We had to elect
William Bradford governor. He can't do anything else. This man
is the worst farmer in the New World. I told
him to grab a hoe and he pinched Goodie Carver's ass.
I'm not saying he's stupid, but he thinks squash is

(01:21:25):
how you butcher a chicken. And speaking of chickens, I
tried to teach him to gather eggs. I said, these
hens are for laying you know what he said. I
guess they'll do until we.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Get a sheep. The man is a weird Oh yes.

Speaker 27 (01:21:43):
When I asked if his wife was a Quaker, William
Bradford said no, she mostly just lies there. But of
course this evening wouldn't be complete without our interpreter and guide, Squanto.
Although no offense, I think he might be gay. Really,
Squanto asked if I wanted to hunt bear, and then
he ripped my clothes off. Toronto does prove one thing, though,

(01:22:06):
Even at the very first Thanksgiving there was a fruitcake
that nobody wanted. And don't you laugh, Priscilla Alden, the
gay Indian, is the only one here who hasn't tried
to skin your beaver into a pelt. If the Indians
had planted as many seeds into the cornfield as they did, Priscilla,
we'd still be harvesting. And by the way, dear the

(01:22:28):
proper response when an Indian says, how it is to
say hello, not lift your dress and shout from the rear.
But I can't blame these braves for liking Priscilla. Have
you seen some of these Indian squaws? Not attractive? The
chief traded one of his daughters for a horse, and

(01:22:50):
nobody noticed these women walk around topless just to scare
away the crows.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I mean, come on, is it just me? These Indian
dames are so flat chested?

Speaker 27 (01:23:03):
How flat chested are I can't tell her whether they
have breast or if we started wiping them out with smallpox?
Again nothing? Hey, what do I care if you don't
like me? Most of you pilgrims won't survive the winner anyhow.
Oh great, finally a joke. The chief thinks it's funny.
He's laughing so hard, he's got tears in his eyes.

(01:23:24):
Oh wait, he's just looking at all the letter. Well,
what can I say? Chief Massassoya is a sensitive guy.
Once he said to me, land does not belong to
the people. People belong to the land. I hope that
works out for your chief, But just in case, you
might want to learn how to deal cards.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Thank you, good nights.

Speaker 8 (01:23:47):
The very first Thanksgiving was a roast. We're coming right
back on this Black Friday. The Pictures of the Gang
and Wigs is on the way. Next hour plus more
with Al Jackson. But next Lewis Black in the studio
talking a little Thanksgiving here on the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 13 (01:24:13):
It's not December, it's barely even November. Outside it's still
too long for snowe of Bar, Halloween was yesterday and
went to still a ways away. But try to tell
them to the Fox down pad, the ma Jesus in

(01:24:37):
his major cradle, plus a little token Draidle in a
big display next to the sin of Bar with three
wise men in gifts they bring. Just plug them in
and they all see the way too early Christmas song.

(01:25:00):
I know you need to satisfy your investors, but couldn't
you wait at least till the Savior's third drive man
just outside the master cuts was Santa, and that that
bastards Hoho homing drove me up.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
The Waho home.

Speaker 13 (01:25:25):
Something snapped. I lost control and kicked him, squeaming his
north pole, and as he dropped on decked him in
his ham So, my friends, I wish you were from
the mall security hold in sam. I hope that they

(01:25:46):
don't keep me here to blow Hama home. May yours
find peace and love unless you are the rider of
the way too.

Speaker 8 (01:25:59):
Early, Crey, thanks for rocking with us here on the
Bob and Tom Show on a Friday morning. This is
Christopher and the Bob and Tom Studios. Here's the segment
with comedian Lewis Black talking a little Thanksgiving on a

(01:26:22):
black Friday. Tom, we have a legendary guest in the studio,
distinguished actor and comedian.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
He is joining us in the studio. It is mister
Lewis Black. Lewis. Great to see you, sir. Delighted. How's
life these days? Doing all right?

Speaker 17 (01:26:44):
Yeah, you know, just great. Great to get to go
to the come here, then go to the airport. It's
going to be great. Yeah, yeah, it's a good thing.
You've got a great airport. If somebody tells me again
how great your airport is, you know, sit there with
me today, come on down and let me know just
how great an airport it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Is, if you know. So, we have an interesting airport
it is.

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
But I know, yeah, all I know is my flight
back from Disney World next week and has already been canceled,
so I'm scrambling to get another one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Christy, we have actually flying news. Do you want to
do it in quiz form?

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
What is We're going to talk about the number one airport.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Snacks to be up there?

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
Actually we have the top ten?

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Is this in term of sales or what people.

Speaker 24 (01:27:33):
This is.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
I have is from Delish, the number one airports now.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
And I find this list to be completely fraudulent, but
go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
Number ten the gummy bears from Harribo. I don't really
like gummy bears, but that's just unless they're loaded. I
didn't say that. I don't like them loaded either. Okay,
Dorita's Cool Ranch. They're a number nine.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Who's eating cool Ranch at gummy bears?

Speaker 18 (01:28:00):
I am?

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
I have read school, Yeah, I did that.

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
Number eight, well, just fruit snacks?

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Never mind? Number this is the number one thing consumed
at the airport? Is booze on there?

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
I've seen snacks. I don't think they include booze or
restaurants or these are just snacks that you would buy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
It like the bookstore. Okay, the bookstore, you know what
I'm talking about. Hudson News.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
Although dunkin Donuts is on here, so that's number seven,
so that doesn't kind of skews the I don't know
how they I don't know how they did this. Sour
Patch Kids is number six, Pleaselers number five, Cheeto's Flaming
Hot Crunchy number four.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Who's who wants that? On a plane. Nobody.

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
I don't know. Cheeto's puffs.

Speaker 8 (01:28:45):
Number three, this is air No Cheetos, all those ones
that give you the pink fingers, orange.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Orange pink fingers.

Speaker 11 (01:28:53):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
You know what gives you the block?

Speaker 21 (01:28:58):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
He's been eating, herring apparently.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
Number two Jack links beef jerky.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Oh sure, yeah yeah Jack.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
And according to Delish, the number one airport snack oreos.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
No, it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
You just don't see I never see anybody eat any
of these either.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
I told you this, this is this is fraudulent. I
don't buy this.

Speaker 17 (01:29:25):
I didn't see an o. I'm wandering through uh Newark Airport,
which is huge yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
And you know what was on my mind? Where am
I going to get an oreo? Don't you know how
you get your airport milk? Supposed to dunk in Well, Delicious,
they're crazy, not correct.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
There has to have been a category like did you
buy at.

Speaker 8 (01:29:53):
The at the convenience things that you pay three times
their normal retail price?

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
Right, chick? Do you have an airport snack? I gravitate
toward like the ho hos and the ding dong when
I can find them.

Speaker 8 (01:30:07):
Okay, so you'll you'll have a I have the same
routine and my beverage of choice diet Pepsi is tough,
tough to find the most airport. At this airport, I
get there early. Yeah, get a cappuccino and get my
shoes shined. I mean, where else do you see a shine?

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Yeah? Person, it's all you tell?

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
How about this from here on out, let's say shoeshine person.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
Okay, a shoe shiner.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
No, but they really there's a or stop That's what
I say. Stop singing the praises and getting your shoeshine.
It is.

Speaker 8 (01:30:42):
I like to get there early. Kelly Kelly does not.
But if I get there early. By the way, this
week they're saying two hours early for domestic flights.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
I've always said that two hours for domestic I don't
have a problem. Doynastic international event.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
I like to be there early. Again.

Speaker 8 (01:30:59):
I like to wear love shoes, ladies and gentlemen, thank you,
and I get them polished.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
At the airport. That's where else do you see a shoeshine? Person?

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
Uh, I mean, Louis, are you wearing leather shoes or
wearing tennis shoes?

Speaker 17 (01:31:16):
I'm wearing tennis shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
He's wearing a nice pair of a You know what
I'd like to do today.

Speaker 17 (01:31:20):
In the snow is wear some nice leather shoes that
I can.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Slide mine right up.

Speaker 17 (01:31:28):
Yeah, and you know, and I'll tell you folks out there,
it's a big expensive operation here. They have not cleared
the sidewalks. Okay, not even clothes. Oh, we got a
legend coming in. Let's kill him.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
I might be good for the social media.

Speaker 8 (01:31:45):
Here's the last place Louis Lewis Black breathed before he
slipped boom.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
So sorry, where else can you get your shoeshine? But
do you know do you have an airport snack? You know,
though it was a must.

Speaker 8 (01:32:01):
Yeah and no, And I'm depending on how long the
flight is. I don't like to use a toilet on
an airplane, so I do not hydrate. I do not
want to be that guy, you know where you're all
of a sudden the lights on that you can't get
up and you've really got to go.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
And what about you, Josh, do you have a snack?

Speaker 20 (01:32:19):
No? Not.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Occasionally I'll have a breakfast sandwich something like that. I
like an I'll take a nut on the plane.

Speaker 8 (01:32:26):
Yeah, that's a reasonable SNAs a few.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
It's for jamison. It's a double shut of jamison considered
a snack. Lewis, Yes, I think it's a snack.

Speaker 11 (01:32:36):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
They are delicious.

Speaker 18 (01:32:42):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
Oreos are also in the news for something else today.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Oh, I see this is a great story.

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
They've released cookies inspired by Thanksgiving. The new budge covered
cookies come in flavors.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Stop Oreos. Stop.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
They come in apple, caramel, Stop. Pumpkin pie.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
No, no, no, no, just have Why don't you just
have a big squash.

Speaker 17 (01:33:07):
You know, let's do squash.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
It gets worse. Turkey and stuffing Oreo. These are fudge covered.

Speaker 8 (01:33:14):
So do they taste like the taste of turkey and chocolate?

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
Turkey and stuffing and chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Yeah, They're absolutely amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
There's the sweet potato fudge covered Oreo.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
I know every time I've been in an Oreo, I
think this could use more.

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
Saves creamed corn flavored Oh Bow and cranberry sauce packaged
inside an Oreo shaped ten A twenty dollars set includes
two cookies of each flavor, and it's available limited time only.

Speaker 7 (01:33:44):
A solitary existence of My Thanksgiving Dinner created for Oreo cookies.

Speaker 8 (01:33:51):
I think, and I'm not sure. I believe oreos are vegan,
so that there are. I wonder if that is affected
by this or do they do a tofurky one pat.
You were vegan there for a long time a little bit.
Aren't oreos vegan?

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
I don't know. I believe that you would, hope.

Speaker 8 (01:34:12):
I think it's a non dairy creamer. I'll do some
homework and find out.

Speaker 21 (01:34:16):
Yea, please get on that and write me, you mean,
send a letter to your executor, because do you want
to be cremated?

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Seriously, I think they are vegan. Oreos have kind of
lost their minds. No, it's great, they're going every year.
The oreos in the M and M's pizza people have
kind of gone crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
That's all about your favorite Reese's pieces.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
That's that's just they don't change. That's just chocolate peanut butter.
But don't they make them in the shape of pumpkins
and yeah, but they don't really muck with the ingredients.
The different shape makes a taste. Well, there's a different
peanut butter to chocolate ratio. Again, we'll talk about this

(01:35:04):
with findings.

Speaker 17 (01:35:05):
Are you a candy eater, Lewis? Yeah, oh really, but
not a lot. I mean, I like, I'm big now
on chocolate chip cookies. I'm in search of the best one,
and I know where it is. I can wear next
to the shoe shines.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (01:35:21):
I actually think they do. They're called four Birds, and
I think they have them at the airport. I'll tell
you the name, four birds.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
That's a good. That's a good. Do they have Do
they haven't that coffee shop?

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
I don't four birds. Here's the quiz I want to.

Speaker 8 (01:35:34):
I want to give mister Lewis Black, distinguished playwright, actor,
comedian at quition. And you're gonna get this. Yeah, because
you're a man of a certain age.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
I brought in Chunkies, the candy bar Chunky. These guys
didn't believe they still made them, and they thought they
sounded ghastly. I brought them in last week because I
gave them out of my house, the big sized Chunky. Yeah,
they loved them. Do you remember the voice of Chunky
when you were a kid?

Speaker 17 (01:35:59):
Wow, that would be I just I drifted into what
Chunky's tasted like. I drifted away while you were talking
about him in the nuts from the chocolate making them.

Speaker 8 (01:36:11):
Yeah, but do you remember who did the voiceover for
the commercial. I'll give you another hint.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
How about if you hear the commercial? Okay, chunk chu chunk,
big thick chunk chunky. Here comes.

Speaker 17 (01:36:30):
The thickest nickel chocolate bar in the U s A
milk chocolate Raisins cash.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
That is Mason Adams. That's is the one you're talking
about right here?

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
Here we go, chunky, what chocolate?

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Oh god, you know.

Speaker 17 (01:36:47):
That's the last voice I'm gonna hear. And then the
stroke cap.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Your hint is it's a mad mad mad et cetera world.

Speaker 10 (01:36:59):
It's Arnold staying.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Yes, sir. We interviewed Arnold saying once what Yeah, I'm
the only Wait a minute, I have a follow up
to his what how long we been doing this? Along
to hell?

Speaker 8 (01:37:15):
I was so excited when they said do you want
to talk to Arnold Stang and what are you kidding?
The guy that was in that one of the great
comedy movies of all time and did the chunky commercials.
He was he was kind of a pre Woody Allen voice,
wood very New York, New York voice, but that looked
like a turtle. He was getting very turtally very turtlely yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Turtle yeah, but Chunky.

Speaker 8 (01:37:38):
If they need a new spokesman, perhaps mister Black with care.

Speaker 17 (01:37:42):
Killed the spokesman for Chunky.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Where did you find it?

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
Tom was so excited, bunch, I can't believe nobody took
the Chunky candy bars.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
He got the hand out. The kids wanted nothing to
do with that. I what the hell is this? We're
coming right back with more the best of the Bob
and Show and Al Jackson that he is coming up
text talking. Thanksgibbing. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

(01:38:13):
Hello and welcome to the Mister Avious Show.

Speaker 28 (01:38:16):
I'm your host, Mister Obvious, and welcome to our special
Christmas presentation of the Mister Obvious Program. This week, let's
take a trip around the house and focus on Christmas decorations.
If your homes like the Mister Obvious household, you'll be
looking to buy that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Christmas tree and install it in your living room.

Speaker 28 (01:38:38):
Perhaps you could be like Papa Obvious and venture into
the woods yourself with a nice sharp axe and cut
down your own Christmas tree. And this is a time
you're gonna want to start your Mister Avius checklist and
you'll need to measure your tree and then measure the
area in your home where you'd like to install your
Christmas tree. Measure your tree and trim the bottom. This

(01:39:01):
is crucial, the bottom of the tree to fit your
area of your home.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Court.

Speaker 28 (01:39:06):
I have a very very Christmas Well, I see we
have a phone call here on the mister a show, Hello, miss.

Speaker 11 (01:39:16):
Hello, is this miss speaking? He a long time listener,
first time caller. Actually decided to follow him at ball
obviously footsteps. We went out in the words, picked out
a great big pine tree, used that great axe idea. Yeah,
that chopped it down that way, and you've got a

(01:39:36):
big beautiful tree.

Speaker 28 (01:39:37):
Mister Wow, super and merry Christmas to you.

Speaker 11 (01:39:42):
Yes, well, here's here's my problem.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:39:46):
We got it home okay and fit in the living
room just great because I used that tape measure suggestion
you had great idea. Right, Well, here's my problem. I
chopped off the six inches just like you said, off
the bottom on the bottom, and I tried standing her
up and it fits just fine. But well, you won't

(01:40:07):
stay up there. It just keeps falling over. Now, I
got Christmas tree on the floor, mister obvious, and me
ain't Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
Well, no, caller, that certainly isn't Christmas. I can see.
I guess how you might need a little.

Speaker 11 (01:40:23):
Help here, Yeah, I sure do, mister.

Speaker 28 (01:40:25):
All right, now call her. Have you tried standing your
tree in some sort of container?

Speaker 11 (01:40:32):
I didn't think of? Then for of us?

Speaker 28 (01:40:36):
You know, to give the tree some sort of support, right.

Speaker 11 (01:40:42):
Okay, so just like put it in the trash.

Speaker 28 (01:40:44):
Can and then'll hold it up right, No, not a
not a trash can collar. Something that's a bit smaller
and that could hold water to keep your tree nice
and fresh for the entire Christmas season.

Speaker 11 (01:40:56):
Such something like I about an old shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
No, no, I don't think a shoe would work for you.

Speaker 28 (01:41:00):
You need something a little larger that would hold water
you could set your Christmas tree in. Now stick with
me here, call her? How about a Christmas tree stand.

Speaker 11 (01:41:11):
Stand? Never made a connection. That's a great idea, mister.
You know what I think if we do it that way,
we're gonna be able to get lights around it and
get an ornament hue on it with the day, and
we probably sticks under the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Uh huh.

Speaker 11 (01:41:31):
It's gonna be the best Christmas ever. God bless you,
Thank you very much. God bless us every one.

Speaker 28 (01:41:41):
Thank you caller very much. Ye, Merry Christmas to everyone.
A mister obvious show.

Speaker 8 (01:41:50):
It's the best of the Bob and Tom Show. Here
for a Friday morning and this is Christopher and the
Bob and Tom Studios. Here's another segment with comedian Al Jackson.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
And here's Tom Griswald. We have a super special Thursday gaes.

Speaker 8 (01:42:04):
Oh my gosh, I feel like I'm about to be
handed some literature.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
About that's not a bow. Try. Oh you want to
save Tom from himself real quick? And I do.

Speaker 10 (01:42:18):
Let's keep the radio show going for another day.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
So hey, Al Jackson my friend. Yeah great, Al, that's
a great Are you Are you just getting ready to
go to work early? I?

Speaker 10 (01:42:30):
You know what, I obviously I have the show in
the morning and then I just like get dressed and
just go to work early. Knock my workout. I'm dressed
like my dad at six am.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
I'm down for it. Yeah, man, awesome. The show is
Daily Blasted Live.

Speaker 10 (01:42:44):
I was gonna ask, I've never done a dog friendly
comedy show, Willie. Is this your first one?

Speaker 15 (01:42:51):
I've done one before, Al, and I had to get
a really important clip to submit to a festival. I
couldn't submit the clip because you can hear a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
Was the dog growling or was he barking? He was
kind of he was doing the thing.

Speaker 15 (01:43:04):
Then he was getting pets and his collar was jingling
as he was making a little little face that's all
up there going yeah, I'm kind of fat, I'm kind
of and then you hear the dog.

Speaker 14 (01:43:13):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:43:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:43:14):
Now, we had a couple of lengthy discussions this week
al about the phrase right on and okay, whether or
not I could get away with using it, Josh, apparently
you used it on occasion.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Yeah, I particularly. I texted a lot too, And.

Speaker 8 (01:43:31):
After several arguments, we were able to find the great
some great music that had a lot of right ons in.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
It, of course from Marvin Gay. No, you know, just
beautiful stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:43:43):
So it was an excuse for us to listen to
some great great Marvin Gay, like, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
It's got a lot of right on in.

Speaker 10 (01:43:49):
What an artist?

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
I mean, it's just this weird thing, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:43:53):
I DJ I definitely a lot more pre pandemic, but
Marvin Gay still got people on the dance floor, like
it came out the day before.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
Weird thing.

Speaker 10 (01:44:04):
It crosses over every racial line, age, gender. It's just
a weird thing. Like Marvin Gay and Lizzo. Everyone danced
to Lizzo.

Speaker 8 (01:44:13):
Wow, as Tim Wilson used to say, Marvin Gay's only
person who ever wrote and performed a protest song that
was also a panty dropper.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
That's so perfect. Yeah, no, it's it's true. It's true.
And we're talking Thanksgiving and among other things. We've never
gotten to this story. Actually, well the.

Speaker 8 (01:44:33):
Way Christy has the story here and I want you'll
want to you'll see what the question is.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Going to be. Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:44:38):
The survey has found the most popular Thanksgiving side dishes
in each state. Career finding website Zippia analyzed Google trends
from last Thanksgiving to determine which of the classic sides
each state eats A dispropropriate dispropropriate. I can't proportionate amount
of based on searches for those dishes, So the survey

(01:45:00):
found the most popular side dish in America, with nine
states preferring them above all others.

Speaker 10 (01:45:06):
Is what you say, green bean casserole. That's what I'm guessing.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:45:14):
That's a random guess that massed potatoes.

Speaker 5 (01:45:18):
Potatoes is the answer. Potatoes, okay, coming in second place.
And this is another thing I have a problem with.
This isn't really a side dish rolls or bread.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
I think technically that's a side dish. I do too,
What are you not? It's just it's there.

Speaker 5 (01:45:38):
It's just there.

Speaker 8 (01:45:39):
It's not a came up with bread being just there
all the time. There's I'm sure there's a word for that.
That's out of my mind right now. Omniverent something bread
That bread is filler.

Speaker 10 (01:45:56):
I mean, if you think about any any cuisine anywhere
in the world, basically meat is scarce. So like whatever
you have around you, if you're in Ireland using potato,
if you're in a different you know, if you're in
you know, like Asia, you're gonna use rice, Mexico rice,
like you just using everything's just used to stretch the meat.

(01:46:17):
So like that's really what the bread is there for.
Like it's kind of like to make sure you don't
fill up and you don't double up on the meat.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
But if it's really good.

Speaker 8 (01:46:24):
Was it was the place that the great rules Charleston's, Oh, Charlie's,
Charlie is King Hawaiian.

Speaker 10 (01:46:30):
Those are good too. Yeah, but it's not a side dish.
The side dish is mac and cheese. Where's mac and
cheese on this embarrassing list?

Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
Just tuesdays, Virginia and Vermont chose mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
Oh yes, what was the typical Al Jackson Thanksgiving dinner
back in the day.

Speaker 10 (01:46:48):
It's just it's my aunt Valerie throwing it down. Mac
and cheese that will like really make you just go
sit in the car and re evaluate your life. It's
just so good you ever just sit in the car
in the garage with it all and just be like,
I cannot believe I just have food is good, just delicious.
I mean mac and cheese, corn bread, uh, collar greens

(01:47:11):
that have been soaking uh and slow cooking for days.
And back fat just yeah, the back fat that's falling
off the bone.

Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
It's like Kardashian backfat.

Speaker 10 (01:47:27):
Oh, the best kind of back that seems like it's
scientifically made backfat. I'm talking about old school Southern the
kind of backfat you get from sitting on a porch
swing for thirty years.

Speaker 5 (01:47:38):
Color three States, that was the SEO. But the one
that surprises me the most Maryland collar greens, yep, Georgia, Maryland,
and South Carolina all selected Collared Greens is the number one?

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
Oh yeah, Greater Washington, DC. That what I don't understand
is baked potato. Who has a baked potato on Thanksgiving?
It's mashed potato? What about a twice smashed potato?

Speaker 5 (01:48:05):
What about this charcuterie tray in Minnesota and Missouri?

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
What the hell is that? Well, they're doing something wrong
in those states.

Speaker 10 (01:48:10):
That but but a charcuterie tray is to welcome your guest.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
That's like they're s ready.

Speaker 15 (01:48:19):
Can I say not all the lazy kids out that
they can't cook. If it's like a potluck situation, you
got to bring something. I'm a big fan of bringing
the sharkuterie. You go to one store, you're done.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
It really always brings the charcuterie. That's fine. But my
Thanksgivings were in Missouri and sharkuterie maybe pre meal maybe,
so I don't get them hercutery trades are. Charcuterie is
like Radiohead. I don't trust anyone who says they like
all of it, but some of it's really.

Speaker 8 (01:48:46):
Good, is really nice? Nice example, you like go.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Gay computer and the bens.

Speaker 8 (01:48:54):
Okay, well, let's get to the point of this show
is educating me in the world of language and what
if we get today.

Speaker 10 (01:49:02):
And how much want to say before we get started.
I feel like Thanksgiving because it doesn't have like a
goofy coffee associated with like pumpkin spice latte. Like we're
starting to try and skip over and go right to Christmas,
and we shouldn't, because Thanksgiving is the best holiday. First
of all, you don't have to buy anything for anybody.
Second of all, it's food for the people. If you

(01:49:22):
think about food for Thanksgiving, nothing costs more than like
three dollars except for the turkey. It's cheap food, it's
regular people food, and it's all you have to do
is show up and eat and like sit there and
get drunk and watch the Lions lose.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
So that's why I love it. Yeah, I've been complaining
about I love Thanksgiving and I'm tired of hearing the
news stories about.

Speaker 8 (01:49:43):
How your turkey is going to cost an extra seventy
two cents.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Here, okay, look at the international news and start feeling
good about living in America right now. Okay, be thankful.

Speaker 10 (01:49:53):
That's right now, and that should be your Thanksgiving prayer
as well as well.

Speaker 1 (01:49:58):
I'm glad I live here. Okay, what do you got out?

Speaker 10 (01:50:00):
All right? Tom, let's do this Tom. What is sillage?

Speaker 11 (01:50:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
I know this one. If you are on a farm
in the silo.

Speaker 8 (01:50:08):
They I think it's pronounced silent silage and it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
Is the most awful smelling stuff on earth. All right,
that would be silage. What is sillage? That's a mispronunciation.

Speaker 10 (01:50:23):
What city folks, Yes, city folks see village with an
s silloge?

Speaker 11 (01:50:29):
Is it?

Speaker 14 (01:50:30):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
It's s I L O A G E.

Speaker 8 (01:50:31):
Boy?

Speaker 10 (01:50:31):
But you're on the right, You're you're on the right, Tom,
I did I honestly didn't think you'd be dis locked
in this quickly. You're right on the tail of the answer.
Just go where you're but just think about how it
relates to a human being.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
What you're saying silloge. It's not based on the word silly. No,
you're on the right track with the it's an issue, yes,
no kidding, Tom, is just I.

Speaker 10 (01:50:58):
Mean I told you Josh, someday he's just like a
locked in and in other days not so much.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
But today, Wow, I was at the bar. I was
talking to this woman, but the syllage was so bad.
I had to had to dump her the sillage from her.
What my gentleman doesn't discuss feet something you could buy
before we get.

Speaker 8 (01:51:20):
Let's just say, in the interest of it not being
horrific halitosis.

Speaker 5 (01:51:25):
No, he said.

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
Perfume, yes, look at the big brain. Yes, that trail.

Speaker 11 (01:51:33):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:51:34):
I had lunch recently and there was someone sitting in
the restaurant. We talked about this, and it's you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
You're real weird about smells. I am for sure. Yes,
I could go out there and have a big fart
in the hallway and you guys are like, who calmed
down at that time? I crap in the sink, Like
it's not that I'm sorry, so ex excuse me. A
sewage means like the perfume is so bad? Yet to
walk away.

Speaker 10 (01:52:01):
Perfume, perfume or cologne like that that wind like. I
had to have a talk with my son. This weekend,
he went on his first date. It was a it
was a day date. He went to the park, and
he's like that weird phase that every thirteen year old
boy were like, he doesn't he's not locked into the
concept of deodorant yet he's like, hell, if it's there,
he'll use it. But it's like, no, this needs to

(01:52:23):
be an everyday thing, bro, And so then he's like, Okay, well,
I'm just gonna put some Colonne on. But then you're
just kind of masking the funk like a Frenchman, you know,
and you can't do that.

Speaker 14 (01:52:33):
So we.

Speaker 10 (01:52:36):
That gonna be a p funk song.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
You know that happens here.

Speaker 8 (01:52:39):
Often you'll go into one of the smaller rooms in
this building and oh, it smells like a minty turd.

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
Oh yeah, or a lot of guests will come in, look,
we you can't. You can't colonne away that red eye flight.

Speaker 15 (01:52:54):
You ever meet the person that thinks they're getting rid
of the weed smell, but then there's like weed and cologne.

Speaker 5 (01:52:59):
Yes, yeah, like a.

Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
Skunk rolling into gardenias or so well. So what is
the origin of sillage? Is it from siloge?

Speaker 5 (01:53:08):
Might be?

Speaker 10 (01:53:09):
I think it is from I think you're right. I did?

Speaker 17 (01:53:11):
I mean you?

Speaker 10 (01:53:12):
This is one of a situations where you're your Tom
Wikipedia Flash Farmer's Almanac, maledge you Tom, I apologize.

Speaker 8 (01:53:20):
No, it's just dunluck, believe me. And if you've ever
been near some really rank siloge you'd pray to spend
an hour in the Wrigley Field Men's room. Yes, night, Yeah,
there's bad silence smells.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
Okay, you can.

Speaker 10 (01:53:36):
I just say this time. And I don't know what's
going on there in the building, so I don't want
to start any beef, but like, I know this happens.
I'm just gonna say everyone, like who is using the
bathroom immediately when you get to work? Like number two?
Like that should be happening at home if it's after fine,
but like, what are you doing in here at eight fifty?

Speaker 14 (01:53:56):
Bro?

Speaker 10 (01:53:57):
You should have taken this, taking care of this at home.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
I don't feel like I don't think that's a prob. Yeah,
I don't feel like there are early dumpers. There's adults
on staff.

Speaker 8 (01:54:09):
If you're wondering why I'm in this bad mood today,
it's because I ventured into the one of the rulers
down there, and I'm glad they're repainting because the wallpapers
on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
I like to do it while I'm on the clock.
I like to get paid while I go under too.
I think it's fine. I'm doing it at home for
free like some loser.

Speaker 10 (01:54:25):
No, way, well their websites where somebody will pay you
to do that? Will they be a millennial?

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
And then hustle?

Speaker 8 (01:54:35):
Okay, Al, we have time for one more one more
word here?

Speaker 1 (01:54:38):
What are we going all?

Speaker 29 (01:54:39):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
This is this is a tough one.

Speaker 10 (01:54:42):
But I feel like so far in my book you've
gotten these all right, So Tom, this is one of
those days that you need to just go home and
just hit for the cycle.

Speaker 1 (01:54:50):
Tom.

Speaker 10 (01:54:50):
So let's do this right now, Tom. What is a
situation ship.

Speaker 21 (01:54:59):
This?

Speaker 8 (01:54:59):
I'm gonna guess it's it's it's based on the word relationship,
So a situationship is probably well, I'm only in this
relationship because due to the situation we have been thrust together.

Speaker 10 (01:55:10):
Yes, way to use the word to define it? I would,
I'd say it's more of there's a power dynamic, like
there's a little bit of like there's something else going
on that's keeping you in it. So like, give me
an example, but I will take that as being correct.
But give me, give us all an example time of
a situationship.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
I have one, may I yes, you know, I kind
of wish my girl and I would break up, but
it's summer and she has air conditioning and my house doesn't.

Speaker 11 (01:55:44):
That is.

Speaker 10 (01:55:48):
Absolutely that's perfect one hundred Yeah, somebody, Hey, she could
just live really close to your work. You know, it's
like whatever is keeping you in that it might not
be loved. But I think a lot are in situationship.

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
I can remember years ago a one friend of mine
stuck with his girlfriend because he liked her dog. Wow,
I got that. I totally get that. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:56:11):
I think the breakups involving the dog is like it's
never talked about, but that's usually the sticking point is
like who gets the dog? Or like I don't want
to leave the dog, or we got the dog together.
Now what we do the dog is a big deal.

Speaker 11 (01:56:24):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:56:24):
Al Jackson can be found daily on a show called
DBL Daily Blast Live, and Al often is the voice
of reason. Who would have.

Speaker 10 (01:56:33):
I'm dressed like a lawyer that tells you not to
say anything else to the cops. You've already said too much.

Speaker 8 (01:56:41):
Al and I grew up about I don't know, two
thousand yards apart. Both of our fathers were lawyers, so
we kind of have a lot in common.

Speaker 12 (01:56:49):
And a.

Speaker 5 (01:56:52):
Start dressing like Al, I would love for you to
come in in a suit every day. That would be awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:56:58):
When he wears a suit, it's like a five year
old the first day of school within two hours, the
same way he is wearing a real time. Very good Al.
It's always a great pleasure. We'll speak to you again
next week. You pointing out that Al was wearing a

(01:57:20):
real tie is like when old white ladies would point
like something they would point out about Cole and Powell.
You know he wears a real time.

Speaker 14 (01:57:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:57:34):
Coming up next on the Bob and Tom Show. So
we uh, we tried on wigs. There's gonna be photos
of the guys and wigs in this next segment. Come
on back here to the Bob and Tom Show. I
hope you're having a great Friday morning. This is Christopher
and the Bob and Tom Studios and this is the

(01:57:56):
best of the Bob and Tom Show. Guys tried on wig.
There are photos, they're online. Let's find out about how
we just.

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
Took some photographs. Yeah, if you get a chance, are
they posted?

Speaker 22 (01:58:08):
Yes, we have the group shot up now and it's
a caption contest.

Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
Guys, And where is that found?

Speaker 22 (01:58:15):
Instagram, Facebook and Twitter?

Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
Okay, so it's essentially named that band. Yeah, yeah, we
look like an aging rock band on our fifth final tour.

Speaker 8 (01:58:25):
Let's be honest aged ye okay, aged chick has the
dark brown I would call it semi mullet. Bob Seger look.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
I look a little like Delda Burke. I thought when
she got when she got chubby or something. I think, so, yeah,
I'm not seeing that. You see you see Bob Seger honestly? Yeah?
Well uh and then uh, Pat, Pat, Let's tell you
what because there's no part in them, there's no part

(01:58:55):
with your headphones on. That looks real. I know, looks
pretty real.

Speaker 7 (01:59:01):
You could absolutely move somewhere and tell people that your
hair absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:59:06):
Now, Josh from the side looks like an aging symphony conductor.
But from the front, the part is the part is
pretty fake. From the front, I think it's hard to
do that in a wig, but it's very thick, grayish hair.
H Now, I look like who does music for like
c s I or like some im keyboard with a sin.

Speaker 7 (01:59:29):
Are you familiar in the NFL with Rex Ryan. Yeah,
he's the commentary Sunday Mornings on ESPN. Well, his brother,
they're twins, Rob Bryan and Rex Ryan, and Rob not.
Rex has his hair long like that yeah, and thick. Yeah,
and we're trying to organize a picture because you really
do look a lot like Rob Ryan in that picture.

Speaker 1 (01:59:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:59:52):
Well, I think it's time we got one for race.

Speaker 22 (01:59:54):
Do you want to do?

Speaker 1 (01:59:55):
You want to do that?

Speaker 8 (01:59:56):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
All right? Branded by him? He's a pleasure. Whoa, there's
Rob Ryan. Yeah, look at it.

Speaker 5 (02:00:03):
Oh my gosh, it's so close.

Speaker 8 (02:00:06):
And really, if you're not familiar with me, is extremely
thick gray hair?

Speaker 1 (02:00:11):
Does this look like him? Yeah? Exactly? Yeah. How would
you describe that? Uh? That style?

Speaker 5 (02:00:18):
That style?

Speaker 8 (02:00:19):
Yeah, yeah, that Rob has up there just what you say, layered, Yeah, definitely,
and his but it's like it's like a halo of hair.
It just touches his shoulders, but it's thick and sticks
out very curly. Yeah, I'm pat You could send a
photograph like from the front with the headphones on. It

(02:00:40):
looks like it's your hair. It matches your beard perfectly.

Speaker 1 (02:00:43):
And I wish we would have sent you to your
high school reunion that Yes, did.

Speaker 8 (02:00:48):
Anybody at your high school re union? Do you think
anybody sporting.

Speaker 1 (02:00:50):
The bed too?

Speaker 5 (02:00:51):
You need to wear that wear that Saturday on stage in.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
Green Bay really get Away. Yeah, well people, the savvyer
people will love it.

Speaker 8 (02:00:59):
Yeah, you'd be on stage for thirty seconds and someone
would shot up nice way.

Speaker 7 (02:01:04):
Yeah yeah, how about do you do the first half
of the show without the wig and then bring the
wig out or maybe vice versus.

Speaker 5 (02:01:11):
So far names for your band are the four scores.

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
Oh, that's good, that's good. April Wine, April, that's an
actual band.

Speaker 5 (02:01:19):
Oh is it really cood?

Speaker 1 (02:01:20):
Yeah, between you and me? Okay, Now Ace is gonna
try on. And Ace has a great head of hair
which we never see this picture is Ace's hair is
kind of graying on the side. He's putting on a
very dark it's kind of James Brown.

Speaker 5 (02:01:38):
Oh oh that is oh now yeah, yeah that is
to pull it down in the back a little.

Speaker 1 (02:01:45):
Yeah yeah, that Tyler Perry.

Speaker 5 (02:01:49):
That is very.

Speaker 1 (02:01:53):
Just we just entered Big Mama's house. That is uh.

Speaker 8 (02:02:01):
I'm just waiting for him to chastise us for like
acting up there. The thing is there there are several
performers who at Ace whose sport wigs just like that.
Yeah wow, yeah, the oh Moms maybe anybody, ye moms, maybe.

Speaker 1 (02:02:21):
Young Della Reese. Yeah yeah, yeah, goodness, O my god,
give me a break. Now we have to leave mon
so we could do another band picture.

Speaker 8 (02:02:33):
Yeah, he could be the funky baseball Lamar Lamar joined
the band again.

Speaker 1 (02:02:38):
It's like a little feat you ain't got nothing seen
yourself and then yeah, yeah, we gotta get it's it's fantastic.
It's really lovely.

Speaker 8 (02:02:49):
Wouldn't be funny if someone had never seen this show?

Speaker 1 (02:02:52):
Yes, and they.

Speaker 11 (02:02:57):
Do.

Speaker 1 (02:02:57):
These five idiots think they're pulling this off. Ben. That
lady is so nice not to say anything.

Speaker 5 (02:03:06):
Yeah, you guys look so good today.

Speaker 1 (02:03:08):
So coach Ryan, how do you feel that the NFL
season is going so far? The boys are doing Yeah,
you're nailing it.

Speaker 8 (02:03:18):
We worked on We just said if we could score,
we could win. We got the defense has to hold them.
But then if we score, well we'll win again.

Speaker 1 (02:03:25):
Now, if we make videos of us shopping and trying
to pull these off out in public, we got a
wait a little while because we don't want people to
think this is a Halloween thing that we want. This
is a real life You know, I'm committed. I'll do that.
Will we all have to do that.

Speaker 8 (02:03:42):
I'm telling you Pat that that is the best one
of all of them.

Speaker 1 (02:03:46):
I think Josh maybe the best.

Speaker 19 (02:03:48):
You're only saying that because the headphone kind of matts
down the over fullness of it.

Speaker 8 (02:03:51):
Yeah but no, but you could, you could have that
thing trimmed down because it doesn't have a part.

Speaker 1 (02:03:55):
Absolutely, you look just.

Speaker 5 (02:03:57):
Like Austin Powers with your glasses.

Speaker 19 (02:04:01):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (02:04:01):
Are you morning? Baby? Allow myself to intro.

Speaker 5 (02:04:08):
I think that might be the wig that he wore
in Austin Powers. It's almost dead.

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
Odd Dangers his middle name.

Speaker 5 (02:04:14):
Now we just need to get you the teeth.

Speaker 8 (02:04:16):
What's the good to Austin Powers? Line for me to
try saying, oh yeah baby.

Speaker 1 (02:04:20):
Or yeah yeah baby, yeah yeah baby. It's not bad. Hairful,
absolutely nail. It was head down to Connerby Street and
swing swinging sixties London. Baby yeah, nice rock Twiggy old

(02:04:42):
look ridiculous on Oscar. Oh, he's already got so much hair.
Make that he's gotta do you.

Speaker 5 (02:04:50):
Have the wig caplets that we'd have to scrunch his
hair down?

Speaker 1 (02:04:53):
Oh you know what?

Speaker 8 (02:04:53):
It looked great on Oske would be no, no, we
need to go go get a reggae uh full oh
rosta Rastafarian, get him and Marcus Garvey.

Speaker 1 (02:05:03):
Thing would be wonderful. Jess I want to see you
in this wig. I think you you'll look like do
you remember the character it's Pat.

Speaker 8 (02:05:13):
That's the Yeah, yeah, I know, I know this is radio,
so we're violating every proper broadcasting. But you can watch
this on Okay, that you nail.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
That's my little joke.

Speaker 8 (02:05:30):
The actress who did that on us know that was
quite a while ago, Julius. Yeah, and she has a
terrific one woman show that's out there if you ever
want to get a chance to dig it up somewhere.
It's really really good and very serious and profoundly.

Speaker 5 (02:05:45):
That just looks like a hat like you know those
little wool Yes they were in Russia.

Speaker 3 (02:05:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:05:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:05:51):
It reminds me of the worst era of women's hair
in America when everyone, Oh my gosh, remember when Streisand
did that and uh was that awful?

Speaker 5 (02:06:02):
Oh the boxing, no, gentle, no, no, the boxing No, no,
it was the remake.

Speaker 1 (02:06:08):
They just made it again star is Born. She had
the fro Oh yeah, awful. Oh you look like you're
you you either look like you could be a comic
con like.

Speaker 11 (02:06:18):
Just a nerve.

Speaker 1 (02:06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:06:21):
It makes you very gay looking, very very uh yeah exactly.
I mean it's very Miss Pat and the androgynist sort of.

Speaker 1 (02:06:28):
Yeah, she's very androgynous. Wow, not miss Pat, it's Pat. Yeah,
Ace is looking like.

Speaker 8 (02:06:35):
And although Miss Pat she what she says, she now
has fifty wigs and Ace has not had a chance
to see himself.

Speaker 1 (02:06:43):
I believe we have the big welcome to my house.

Speaker 8 (02:06:50):
Has that much hair in reality, but he'd have to
diet a little bit because your hair is getting kind
of great.

Speaker 1 (02:06:54):
Aren't you watching that sitcom? Oh yeah, here's a Yeah,
I haven't seen a smile like that in a long time,
Auntie Ace, And you have to take care of Tom Griswold. Auntie, Hey,
Ace looks like some concert promoter that Well, we just
made fifty million dollars. Yeah, I'm taking a break.

Speaker 8 (02:07:14):
We're coming right back on this day after Thanksgiving, this
Black Friday, Comedian Jamie Lisso and studio and Pat meets
his girlfriend's parents at Thanksgiving. But next some side dishes
for you and an iPhone sling. It's next on Bob
and Tom Show. Welcome back and Happy Thanksgiving. This is

(02:07:37):
Christopher and the Bob and Tom Studios, and welcome back
to the best of the Bob and Tom Show. Do
it all Thanksgiving this morning, A little razzle dazzle coming
up next, and an early Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (02:07:47):
Let's find out. I like that early I like that
Sunday morning game, and I like it.

Speaker 8 (02:07:52):
I'd be very curious to know if those early Sunday
games are affecting church attendance you live in Yeah, what
time zone? That's really early if you're in California. Yeah,
I bet they're having a bro early pancakes. And yeah,

(02:08:12):
you know what Christy does for the coronation or a
wedding or yeah, absolutely, yeah, Oh well, jama.

Speaker 1 (02:08:18):
The early game, the early game, if if you would,
if you slept in, you would have slept in watching it.
Snoozefest one touchdown. Yikes, you don't.

Speaker 5 (02:08:28):
Maybe it was a defensive battle.

Speaker 1 (02:08:29):
Yeah it was, and it was soccer, true, true, NFL
enjoyed the game no matter what. Sure he doesn't. Here
here's my invitation of Bill Belichick. What am I doing?
Tom looking at plays?

Speaker 8 (02:08:47):
So he did all every time they took a shot
up and he's looking at papers on the sideline.

Speaker 1 (02:08:51):
Was confusing. They were all in German. Yeah that's the thing.

Speaker 7 (02:08:54):
Oh, no, wonder yeah, yeah, and once again, I I
know it's not the same. Somebody sent me an email.
I said, it's not the same national anthem that they
used before in Germany, but it's still a little creepy.

Speaker 8 (02:09:09):
The language, it's kind of a guttural. So interesting, it's
so close to so close to the beautiful, melifluous language
of France. But no, it's a lot different, yes, siree.

Speaker 7 (02:09:24):
Well you know what happened on Saturday at the halftime
the Michigan Penn State game. Michigan beats their butt, wasn't
talking to you and welcome back? And Matt Leonard said,
razzle dazzle Christy.

Speaker 1 (02:09:38):
Oh, now you've infected the college game. Santa Claus says
it in the wayfair commercial?

Speaker 11 (02:09:45):
Is that right now?

Speaker 1 (02:09:46):
Because I like a house little razzle dazz Have.

Speaker 7 (02:09:48):
You seen the John Travolta Santa Claus I love though, Yeah,
he's walking.

Speaker 1 (02:09:55):
Around a Santa all right.

Speaker 5 (02:09:57):
Something happened over the weekend where everybody put their Christmas
lights on.

Speaker 1 (02:10:00):
Answers to Santa Claus, you notice that you have.

Speaker 5 (02:10:03):
Your Christmas lights on already?

Speaker 1 (02:10:08):
I thought you said you put him up in.

Speaker 8 (02:10:11):
Getting to turn off seems to be a technical issue. Technically,
everybody else in his house once I'm on.

Speaker 3 (02:10:20):
That's the exactly.

Speaker 7 (02:10:22):
Let me talk to Josh for a second. How do
you have that opinion of yourself? Because you know me,
I'm the stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:10:30):
That's not my fault. I'll take the blame, you know.
But he just doesn't. It's not me.

Speaker 8 (02:10:37):
I don't know what's going on with the lights. There's
a technical issue. We could have all learned a little something. Yes,
I think that's what I want to learn.

Speaker 1 (02:10:44):
I want to be playing. I missed my calling. I
should have gone gone into politics. I'm not early on.

Speaker 8 (02:10:50):
He's playing music, just like anything in the background. I
gotta have Eddie come in here and fix it. The
buttons off.

Speaker 1 (02:10:59):
There it is, button's off. I hear music. What what
song is that? Pat?

Speaker 10 (02:11:04):
I hear music?

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
When no one from something something, that's the first sight
of a stroke. If you're hearing music right now, I
smell orange. I saw so. Was Harbaugh on the field. No,
he was at a hockey game Saturday night. The place
went crazy in Michigan watching well. I mean, obviously he geek.

(02:11:27):
He's not loud. He wasn't surprised that he got suspended.
He saw the signals coming. What's the rule? One laughing
at your own jokes. What's a new laugh to Yeah,
when some people do it, it's charming. Yeah, and pretty

(02:11:50):
elaborate cheating scheme they had going so well. It was
just like when the Astros got caught. Okay, what did
I say? Or Nixon? You say, every everybody does.

Speaker 7 (02:12:03):
He just happened to get Why do you think college
football they don't have the talkback system and the helmets
like they do in the NFL because gamesmanship. They're stealing signals.
It's as American as apple pie, cheating on your toe.

Speaker 1 (02:12:16):
Stolen apple pie over the week absolutely, Oh yeah, from
a small mom and pop bakery. What they had it
from places that feel it. That makes it more thrilling
knowing you're hurting someone. It was cool on the sill, Yes, yeah,
I love it. Oh. By the way, real quick preview,
close circuit. Just for the U folks. I had a

(02:12:36):
pie from the pie Lady over the weekend. Oh it
was good. Oh good your pie. Your pies are on
the way for Thanksgiving. What's the update. The pies are good? Oh, delicious,
very much looking forward to it. Thank you. The cookies
were great.

Speaker 8 (02:12:49):
This is the season for pies and cookies. Yes, absolutely delicious.

Speaker 7 (02:12:53):
Now the pies were going to get this year taste good?
Oh they're good, all right, sir, They're always good.

Speaker 5 (02:12:59):
They always taste.

Speaker 1 (02:13:00):
That was trying to get you excited about the holidays.
Got some great But.

Speaker 5 (02:13:07):
I don't understand why everybody's skipping over Thanksgiving Giving.

Speaker 7 (02:13:11):
You're skipping over Thanksgiving and you've said Christmas is one
of your favorite.

Speaker 8 (02:13:16):
We had a pre Thanksgiving Thanksgiving at my house over
the week you had the friends giving with a friends giving.

Speaker 5 (02:13:24):
We were there.

Speaker 8 (02:13:25):
I believe Josh that at best it's her friends, her
friends giving.

Speaker 5 (02:13:31):
Why don't you have a friends giving for your friends?

Speaker 1 (02:13:33):
Well maybe, I'll said, don't know that, I've learned how
to do it. Did you enjoy yourself? It was great.
I spent all day Friday and Saturday cleaning and all
day Sunday cleaning. It was my house, in my house.

Speaker 6 (02:13:41):
This is a.

Speaker 1 (02:13:44):
Yes, great, Yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 14 (02:13:45):
Good.

Speaker 8 (02:13:47):
Haven't you said you're on record saying that your bathroom
looks like a hotel bathroom, like no one's ever been
in there.

Speaker 1 (02:13:53):
Would you leave it? Nothing on the show, nothing on
the counter, everything was in drawers. Nothing. Nothing better than
a nice, warm home to come to home. But there
is I do have.

Speaker 8 (02:14:01):
I do have a soap squirter with a scent free
soap in it.

Speaker 1 (02:14:05):
Ah, have you seen the dawn?

Speaker 16 (02:14:08):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:14:08):
I have those love it squeeze.

Speaker 8 (02:14:11):
Yeah, you've got to get these, man, I got that
makes that noise? Tom, Did you guys have traditional Thanksgiving food?

Speaker 1 (02:14:17):
Yes? That's how what the pies were doing there?

Speaker 5 (02:14:19):
Did you make a turkey turkey?

Speaker 1 (02:14:22):
My son Sam made a delicious turkey and roast beef.
Where are you on the toefurkey? Not there? You don't
like the turkey? Man out of tofu. It's perfectly acceptable.
It's just not my thing. I've actually never tried one.
But well, go get one of the sponges in the office.

Speaker 8 (02:14:40):
And then uh put it in in a turkey gravy
and then squeeze it out, then cut it up and
eat it.

Speaker 7 (02:14:47):
So if someone was coming to your house and was
a vegetarian and wanted a towfurkey, what would you tell them?

Speaker 1 (02:14:53):
Go piss up a rope? Happy Thanksgiving? No thanks?

Speaker 8 (02:14:57):
If I would, I'd be happy to make them one.
I made one several years ago. Remember I did make one? Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 12 (02:15:05):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:15:05):
It came in a thing and yeah, I did. I did.
I forgot about that.

Speaker 8 (02:15:09):
I did one years ago for someone that wanted that,
and when they were looking, I took I took real turkey,
juice porter all over.

Speaker 1 (02:15:15):
The things that would taste good, and they seized and vomited. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:15:22):
Yeah, them vegetarians get real upset you. No, No, I did,
I forgot, I did do. I did do a non
turkey several years.

Speaker 1 (02:15:31):
I'm surprised you're not a tur ducking guy.

Speaker 8 (02:15:33):
No, I don't like duck. Sorry, you're talking about this
off the air. I the one time I had Duck,
I told you a friend of mine shot it's and
I still had buckshot in it.

Speaker 1 (02:15:42):
Whatever. You came bit down on it and almost broke
my tooth.

Speaker 5 (02:15:45):
I don't think that's a good Not all duck has buckshot.

Speaker 8 (02:15:49):
No, that isn't the reason. The reason was it tastes
like it's incredibly greasy man I had. Yeah, I wish
I like goose, because that would be a good reason
to slaughter all the geese.

Speaker 5 (02:16:01):
I could take you to a restaurant, you could have
the Duck bowlonaise, and you would change your mind in
a heartbeat.

Speaker 1 (02:16:06):
It's so good good, well, maybe so good so good,
really enjoy Who wants to hear the NFL and German me.
Here's Jonathan Taylor's touchdown yesterday. Oh good from Frankfurt.

Speaker 29 (02:16:30):
Sauca Taylor Life.

Speaker 3 (02:16:36):
Six.

Speaker 1 (02:16:40):
I'm I'm with you. I keep I keep getting into doctors,
strange love, I start hiding in the basement. I'm not
saying I'm not going to get our hair must I'm
saying a little.

Speaker 8 (02:16:52):
The halftime show lighting designed by Albert Spear inside the
third Reich joke anybody, hey, one more sorry, one more time?

Speaker 1 (02:17:01):
Ready?

Speaker 29 (02:17:01):
Te Tall Saucage on tailor Taylor lifety as a touchdown
sex si fetdy Colts.

Speaker 1 (02:17:10):
Such a sex drive for the Colts. Well, I heard
and touchdown in German, this touchdown on English and the
only and they only got to say touchdown once? What
would have pleased you? Forty to forty one? I don't
like Don Gardner minshew. Five touchdowns would be nice. He
could run for one of them. I bet it's really
weird when there's a blitz, it's got to be that's scary,

(02:17:34):
very awkward. Same word.

Speaker 7 (02:17:37):
It wasn't our idea to have a game in Germany.
Was We just need to point it out yeah, good crowd.
It was a good crowd were singing. They were singing
take me Home Country growth. I heard that part, Yeah,
Mountain Noma and they have the they have the words
up on the scoreboard.

Speaker 8 (02:17:51):
It went crazy and they went nuts for it. Not
clear that either team is not from West Virginia. Apparently
geography would be. But John David, by the way, just
just to confuse them, the Patriots flew to Poland. John
Denver's German just chick Chick pointed out.

Speaker 1 (02:18:10):
John Denver's real name is like deutsch Land, right, right, Chick,
deut deutsch Land, Hammer or something. Accidentally flying to Poland,
is that where they started?

Speaker 8 (02:18:24):
Yeah, you don't want to use that. The GPS from
nineteen thirty nine. Very confusing, And I'm going to do
it this way. One of my best friends was Polish.
But my point is is that where it all started
about Poland, because they really didn't put up a fight
when they came in and just all right, here here
you go, take our country.

Speaker 1 (02:18:42):
No, no, not at all. The polls were very brave.

Speaker 8 (02:18:44):
I think it was the I think many of the
jokes I think came from certain television shows in the sixties.

Speaker 1 (02:18:50):
Oh, that's how Cleveland started.

Speaker 8 (02:18:52):
Yeah, the whole Cleveland thing with Gulardi and white sox
and bowling. Oh yeah, that was a big thing if
you were whitesize. If you were white white sox. To
my junior high school, my friend John Higgins would have
come up to He was huge. He'd come up to you,
grab your ankles and lift you off the ground.

Speaker 1 (02:19:08):
You fell in your head. I thought that was hilarious.
White sox sounds like prick.

Speaker 8 (02:19:16):
Leave anyone quadraplegic doing practically, I'm totally serious. He would
walk up to you, especially because I was, you know,
a quarter his size. He'd walk up if you had if.

Speaker 1 (02:19:25):
You wore white socks, apparently this happened to you. Of
course anybody you could not wear white socks. So it
was not kidding. You had to wear you had to
wear darker socks.

Speaker 5 (02:19:35):
According to him, you had to wear that.

Speaker 1 (02:19:37):
It was kind of a thing city wide. Okay, he
would go, he would go. He'd come up to you
and go pole lock, grab your ankles and pick you up.
Yeah he sounds like a real winner. Yeah, now he's
a very distinguished. He can give you a hell of

(02:20:00):
a deal on a car. We're coming right back with
one of our fabes. It's comedian Jimmy Pardo and he
is next Happy Thanksgiving. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 18 (02:20:16):
Oh, I just got a message from old Saint Nick
way up in Christmas Land, and he says the toys
for good girls and boys.

Speaker 1 (02:20:23):
Are being made as planned. There's a truck for.

Speaker 18 (02:20:26):
Little Billy and a dolly for Molly dear. But you
ain't getting ditty squat because you're.

Speaker 5 (02:20:32):
Really screwed up this.

Speaker 10 (02:20:42):
Oh, the winter fields are.

Speaker 18 (02:20:43):
White with snow, and the lights are shining bright, and
the wee little heads tucked up in bad's dream of
sugar plums. This night you may dream of big red apples.

Speaker 1 (02:20:53):
And candy canes so near. But you ain't getting ditty
squat because you're really screwed up this year. When your mother.

Speaker 18 (02:21:03):
Asked you to wash the dishes, why you said no, no, no,
and you would not pick up your socks. So it's
case or rah dog face hole. Well, you know that
science is watching you, and he keeps a great big list.
But when I tell him the things you do, he

(02:21:26):
really will be angry. So when you try to sit
upon his knee, he'll knock you on your ears because
you ain't getting diddly.

Speaker 1 (02:21:36):
Squat because you're really screwed up this year.

Speaker 8 (02:21:39):
No, you ain't getting little squawled because you're really screwed up.
You're really screwed up. You're really screwing up this year.

(02:21:59):
It's the best of the Bob and Tom Show. Here
on a Friday. Welcome back. This is Christopher and the
Bob and Tom Studios. Well, here's a segment about Pat
meeting his girlfriend's parents at Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (02:22:11):
You'll like it.

Speaker 10 (02:22:11):
Coming up?

Speaker 1 (02:22:13):
What you should do if you are being introduced to
a new girlfriend or boyfriend during the holidays, going to
a family event, you get to meet everybody? How do
you act hot?

Speaker 5 (02:22:23):
Are you nervous?

Speaker 10 (02:22:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:22:24):
And Pat Godwin is going to meet the parents of
his new girlfriend coming up this week. That's great man. Yeah,
you'll have a lot in common. Yeah, medicare we could?

Speaker 17 (02:22:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:22:38):
You should not be playing this game.

Speaker 30 (02:22:40):
Yeah, nice joke. I got a few facts I can
one you know. And he doesn't like me to talk
about this, but he always says, uh, he will talk.
This is off the you guys are all discussing Tom
at the moment. Yes, this is all Tom and chick.
He'll he'll he'll tell me, look, I know you hate
my advice, and I will try to tell him. No, Tom,

(02:23:01):
I don't hate your advice. I just find it uncomfortable.
You're giving me advice about life when yours is a wreck.
That's the only problem. And he's doing the same thing
with Pat. Somehow he's above this young girl thing.

Speaker 1 (02:23:19):
I just hope I don't understand. I just hope that
your girlfriend's mom listens to the show enough when you
walk in and she goes, look there's John Denver. I hope.
I hope her dad comes up and you go and
you want to play that song about my daughter's boobs.

(02:23:42):
I was just helping it all, Yeah, just making it
less nervous. Yeah, I'm I'm very I'm shy in these situations. Sure, sure,
but you'll do great. Pat. Is there a chance?

Speaker 15 (02:23:49):
Is there gonna be a piano around? Can you show
off a little bit, play some Christmas carols?

Speaker 1 (02:23:55):
Of course he can. I only know my songs. Really,
I don't think they're appropriate.

Speaker 11 (02:23:58):
You know, for.

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
I could do that one. It could be for Gone bad.
You want to get in on the on the really
good foot, Yeah, bring them on flowers.

Speaker 5 (02:24:08):
Flowers, Oh yeah, absolutely, yep, yeah, don't.

Speaker 1 (02:24:13):
Yeah, you don't. Don't bring like I think, cheap thing
of van say you need this, that'd be really bad. Novy.
Knock one back, walk in and give her flowers and
say I'm going to go to the bathroom later, which
you like to join me? Knock one out, knock it out.
If that apple falls from that tree, come on, maybe

(02:24:35):
bring them, maybe bring up maybe I got it. Wait
a second, did you order a pie from the pie lady? Yeah,
I got the apple. I'm bringing it. Oh take that.

Speaker 8 (02:24:41):
Yeah, that's that's a home run. Oh yeah, rebox it
til you baked it. They're gonna trust me.

Speaker 1 (02:24:48):
Sure, bring her the pie. That's a good idea. Flowers
for God's put the pie down. And speaking of pie,
your daughter's got quite a pi. You know, this is
the latest pie I've ever heard, the all good things.

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You know, when I was done, it was all a mode.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (02:25:17):
You guys are terrible.

Speaker 1 (02:25:18):
Where's the ice cream?

Speaker 8 (02:25:20):
You know? So maybe Willie knows a guy that knows
a guy. If you need to you know, any any what,
any little reefer.

Speaker 1 (02:25:28):
Do not offer my drug dealing abilities to your friends.
I think high school is over. I don't need this anymore.

Speaker 8 (02:25:34):
Okay, sir Willie can get you some candy and that
looks like just you know, candy they would place out
for the holidays. So mix some of that in with
the real candy and.

Speaker 1 (02:25:42):
Watch the fun start. Yeah, unless they want to do.

Speaker 15 (02:25:44):
I'm not a big fan of unintentioned people. Need to
know when they're taking what they're talking. That's unfair drug people.

Speaker 14 (02:25:52):
Are you.

Speaker 1 (02:25:54):
Are you going there for a traditional Thanksgiving dinner? Yeah?
Is you know if it's beffaced regular sit down? Okay?
Is it just her mom and dad or mom and
dad and her her kids or two kids? Yeah? Okay,
and you've met them. Have any drunken uncles or no?

Speaker 5 (02:26:10):
No, no, very very small.

Speaker 1 (02:26:12):
This is going to end with a swat team at
the door my family.

Speaker 25 (02:26:17):
Is your son going No, he's going up to his grandma's. Okay,
very nice. No broken lamps on the table here.

Speaker 1 (02:26:31):
Now, have you just had what you're gonna wear? Just
something simple and casual you know?

Speaker 12 (02:26:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:26:36):
No, you should probably purple pimp suit, you know, something
like that. Oh yeah, I insist on a hat. Yeah, yes,
I have like a JFK. How about a uh maybe
like a priest collar. Oh that's funny, surplus. So you

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just show like wear an ascot and just be as
flat buoyant as you can. Just do your Paul ind
voice all the time. Past the turkey. I bet this
had a big knack. Bye, I got you a hat.
I get you one of those Boston scullies. I love that.

Speaker 8 (02:27:17):
As paul in say, do you have another daughter named Kim?

Speaker 1 (02:27:24):
They don't have another daughter. That is a history of
women named Kim.

Speaker 8 (02:27:28):
We will get back to the to the sports desk
with Chicky here in the bottom Tom program briefly, Is
there anything interesting over there?

Speaker 1 (02:27:35):
Uhh nope, stupid.

Speaker 8 (02:27:39):
That's the Colorado man is set to Guinness World record
for the oldest person to grind a ski rail.

Speaker 1 (02:27:46):
Oh yeah, how old is mister Dave? Shot s c
H A U T or shout as in who gives
a shot? Nice was sixty.

Speaker 8 (02:27:57):
Was sixty five years, two hundred and thirty one days
sixty five. There are people that hardly.

Speaker 1 (02:28:02):
Ever reached this age. So old, good lord, that's old,
basically dead. He accomplished the feat earlier this year in
Beaver Creek. What do you get the Beaver Creek alerts
on Google? Is how this works? A Guinness record? You
do him every day? Shot told Veil Daily, Yeah, can
you imagine the veil?

Speaker 14 (02:28:24):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:28:24):
I read in the Veil Daily that the Griswolds are
here getting especially Wilburg light finger.

Speaker 8 (02:28:41):
The Veil Daily that Guinness agreed to create a new
category for him, making his successful attempt the inaugural the first.

Speaker 1 (02:28:47):
Record with his And this is just something I don't
really get. And you know, it's it's skiing on a rail.
It's it's sort of a stunt.

Speaker 8 (02:28:56):
I should keep I should keep coughing, because Shot says
he hopes to inspire other.

Speaker 1 (02:29:02):
Older people to get in shape and get out there
extreme sports.

Speaker 15 (02:29:09):
You know, the thing about the rails, if you're a beginner,
they have what are kind of just boxes, and you
can kind of just ski right up to them. You
don't need to change your direction or anything. You can
just go land on them. But the thing they don't
tell you when you fall on that instead of following
on a little bit of snow to the left right,
you're just falling straight on a metal box. So even
to practice this thing that you can almost break your

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back This guy's a real badass man.

Speaker 1 (02:29:32):
Okay, really, don't you normally do the rails before you
hit the slope? Okay, you know, how's the powder today? Oh?
The snow.

Speaker 15 (02:29:41):
It's actually hard to open the It's hard to open
those little baggies with your gloves on, John, So you
have to do it before you leave the hotel.

Speaker 1 (02:29:48):
What didn't newman say on side field? What kind of
a snowblower did you hook us up with? Grinding the rail? Well,
let's turn back to Christy Lee at the at.

Speaker 5 (02:29:58):
The shooterslationship experts have some tips for you if you
are introducing a new partner to your relatives during this
holiday season.

Speaker 1 (02:30:07):
Now, Pat is the one in question today.

Speaker 4 (02:30:10):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (02:30:11):
Pat Caldron is.

Speaker 8 (02:30:11):
Going to be meeting his new lady friend's parents.

Speaker 1 (02:30:15):
The new lady free to be delicate girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (02:30:19):
My boyfriend's mother calls me his lady friend. That's nice,
it's cute, that is sweet.

Speaker 1 (02:30:24):
I mean in American English, we don't really have a
proper word for Now, you say girlfriend for someone who
I beg your pardon, clearly an adult woman.

Speaker 10 (02:30:32):
What about lover? Yeah? I think I'll take a lover.

Speaker 1 (02:30:38):
About that?

Speaker 5 (02:30:39):
Yeah, lovers a little too much.

Speaker 1 (02:30:41):
Yes, what about partner? No, that's and that's that's got Well,
that's confusing for a number of reasons. Sure, you know, partner.

Speaker 8 (02:30:48):
I think at least originally it meant like a business partner,
and then partner met a gay partner.

Speaker 5 (02:30:54):
Yeah, it's any kind of partner.

Speaker 1 (02:30:55):
It's very confusing. Cowboys say it too, hey, partner, Yeah, sure,
very good.

Speaker 5 (02:31:00):
Jenkins, a marriage and family therapist from Los Angeles, told
us say today, Number one, prepare your partner. Warn your
partner of any family members who are awkward so they
can emotionally prepare and not be blindsided. Quote by any
uncomfortable dynamics.

Speaker 1 (02:31:18):
One Uncle Clarence says, can I take your bra off
if you know it's coming? Hey, listen?

Speaker 14 (02:31:26):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:31:27):
And Lilian is a ball grabber balls? I can't yeh,
Lilian and Clarence. What a couple. He goes for the
nip the balls. Stop inviting Lillian and Clarence. This is
I won't be able to grab any balls if I'm
not writing.

Speaker 5 (02:31:47):
Number two, arrive early, Jenkins said, arriving a few days early,
we'll give immediate family members a chance to meet your partner.
That way, well, if you're coming from out of town.

Speaker 1 (02:31:58):
I'm with Willie, this is terrible. It's Tuesday and dinners
not till Thursday.

Speaker 5 (02:32:04):
You're coming from out of town, you meet on a
Tuesday night. Maybe go to a light dinner which is
the parents, and that way you don't have to meet
everybody all at once.

Speaker 15 (02:32:12):
If you're worried things are going to be awkward, to
just make as little time possible for things to be awkward.

Speaker 1 (02:32:18):
Get there five minutes before dinner.

Speaker 14 (02:32:20):
No, no, no.

Speaker 5 (02:32:20):
If you're meeting your partner's family, they suggest showing up
with a gift in hand. Pat boy, as Josh said,
flowers is a good idea, and always offer to help out.

Speaker 1 (02:32:34):
I hate this conference.

Speaker 8 (02:32:35):
Oh I've got a pat, I've got a great idea.
It's a great idea. Go buy like thirty condoms and
get the extra long ones. You mean the magnums, Yeah,
the magnums, and then go buy a rubber tree and
then staple the condoms to the tree.

Speaker 5 (02:32:55):
Kill a rubber tree for your center.

Speaker 1 (02:32:57):
With a rubber tree. Be honest. Have you bought a
condom since the late eighties? Be completely honest, because they
don't come an extra LNG. I know that for sure.

Speaker 5 (02:33:05):
Why do you hate this conversation so much?

Speaker 1 (02:33:09):
Makes you comfortable? Like I said, I'm gonna whoever I
marry her family is going to have to be dead.

Speaker 5 (02:33:16):
You don't want to meet anybody else's family just yet.

Speaker 1 (02:33:19):
You you put you've put them through that with with
your family, correct, Yeah, I know, I know. Hey, Look
I'm not saying about hypocrite.

Speaker 8 (02:33:28):
Okay, I said nothing about Filthjrashna are in the same club.

Speaker 5 (02:33:34):
Number three. If you're bringing home a davor Thanksgiving, have
a plan if things go south. Jenkins suggests developing a
secret sign to let each other know if you need
to be saved from an awkward situation.

Speaker 10 (02:33:51):
Out of here.

Speaker 1 (02:33:52):
You know what I say this, but I've never every
one of my girlfriends in my life I've gotten along
with their family.

Speaker 5 (02:33:58):
Well, I can't imagine you not getting along with it.

Speaker 1 (02:34:00):
I'm very likable as far as you know, they heard
the show? What's that? Has the family heard the show?
Some and some haven't? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (02:34:09):
Do you think you're just making up the problems in
your head because it's easier to see the problems than
it has, you know, really settled down.

Speaker 8 (02:34:14):
I think it most just one of those things where
I just I would rather retreat than deal with anything.
So m but I'll discuss this with my therapy. You're
supposed to you're supposed to develop a secret sign.

Speaker 5 (02:34:29):
Yeah, what would your secret sign be?

Speaker 1 (02:34:30):
I don't know you got it, but have to be visual.
I assume it can't just be its chick pointed out,
shouting out, get me the hell out of here, point
at the door. You can always think that like you're
putting a noose around your neck and then talk it
to the gun in your mouth. Oh yeah, spin in
the chamber of the gun. That's always fine. I think
the classic probably is take your hand to pretend you're

(02:34:51):
holding a broom and then put it up by your
mouth and wave your hand horizontally while shoving your tongue
and your cheek. That's all that's the sign for I
want to get out of here. Yeah, and what is.

Speaker 3 (02:35:06):
Wrong with you?

Speaker 18 (02:35:08):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (02:35:09):
I know I've said this a lot, but I kind
I'm kind of serious. Did you hit your Okay, I'm kidding.

Speaker 8 (02:35:17):
What would be a good sign, like a like some
kind of a nose, something subtle, Put your cell phone
on the dinner table.

Speaker 1 (02:35:23):
Something we got that? Well, that's coming out as loud
as you get. Let's if there's a lot your kids.

Speaker 8 (02:35:31):
If you have a lighter, I've got a fart. I
really want to light like this. Kids get around.

Speaker 5 (02:35:37):
You'd have to come up with a secret sign.

Speaker 1 (02:35:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:35:39):
Maybe it's scratching your head or tugging at your ear
lobe like Bunette.

Speaker 1 (02:35:43):
Used to do. Chicken yeah, like a chicken wing yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:35:48):
If there's a lull in the conversation, they suggest finding
commonalities with more general questions. That can help with small talk.

Speaker 1 (02:35:55):
Anybody else you have a penis? How about an origin?
Anybody celebrating anything?

Speaker 3 (02:36:03):
Start doing your act.

Speaker 5 (02:36:04):
That's not what they are suggesting. Oh maybe what sports
team are you rooting for? Or where's the best place?

Speaker 8 (02:36:10):
So you sound like an alien trying to be a
human being. What sports organization are you a fan of?
You want to keep it non political, that's important. So
it's like my favorite holiday is either the fourth of
July or January sixth.

Speaker 1 (02:36:29):
See and once again, you break your own rooms.

Speaker 31 (02:36:33):
We had I don't know how many meetings about if
that's a funny thing to say. He would have talked
to me in the hallway and it doesn't matter. That's
that's funnier than it is controversial.

Speaker 8 (02:36:44):
It doesn't matter what side you're on that stupid yes exactly,
you would never say that does This is.

Speaker 5 (02:36:48):
The whole point and Willie being on your phone really
turns the family off. So don't use your phone.

Speaker 15 (02:36:54):
No, I'm just saying as a little signal, it's just
a little subtle thing. Put your phone on the table above,
your plags are below.

Speaker 5 (02:37:00):
You're just there.

Speaker 1 (02:37:01):
There's little things you can do, maybe put the light
on and.

Speaker 15 (02:37:06):
Maybe ask for a side that you don't typically ask for.
That can be a signal we want to get out
of here.

Speaker 1 (02:37:10):
Things like that. Well, that's just but then you're stuck
with a side you don't want. Hey, hey, mister green
bean castro, you sure haven't taken a bit to get
the hell out of here, to load all the way
up on the green I notice you've spilled up the
word to help, you know, gravy on your potatoes. That's
pretty funny. I think the only thing we can do

(02:37:32):
is obviously it's too late for this year, but next
year I think we all should go to someone's house
for Thanksgiving and see how see how it goes.

Speaker 5 (02:37:40):
Oh, that'd be a great idea, not a great idea, Christy,
the last point you made?

Speaker 8 (02:37:43):
What so you want to pick a safe topic? Who's
your favorite football team? They think that would be a controversy.

Speaker 1 (02:37:50):
Your favorite sports? Frank time? When do you think life
begins things like that? I notice you have a garage.
What type of car do you have?

Speaker 5 (02:37:58):
You avoid controvers does.

Speaker 1 (02:38:00):
Anyone else hat? Tom Brady? What do you think? Let's
say that's probably a safe what a lovely domosile? This
food is delicious. I will enjoy it.

Speaker 8 (02:38:11):
Okay, Well that's some pretty good advice. You get all
that down, Pat, I'm writing it down. You just stay
off your phone, right.

Speaker 5 (02:38:18):
I will take flowers.

Speaker 1 (02:38:19):
Flowers help bring the pie. Hopefully they haven't heard the show.

Speaker 8 (02:38:23):
You're gonna bring a pie and you're gonna bring some flowers.
Sure a plant would be nice instead of flower. Is
something that lives longer?

Speaker 1 (02:38:31):
No, no, no, a plant's stupid.

Speaker 5 (02:38:33):
Then they have to make room for the plant, and
then you got to take care of it. What if
they travel?

Speaker 1 (02:38:37):
You ever try to throw a plant away? Really?

Speaker 5 (02:38:43):
No plants a living thing. You're supposed to sing and
talk to them.

Speaker 1 (02:38:45):
And but it's nice to meet you how about the
they got a rose bush? I brought that? Should I
go ahead and dig a hole? Nour I hope none
of our other guests come here in the future. I'll
see how the big the rose moss. Will that be nice?
That way? Every time day they walk by this nice?
You know, Azalea, whatever it is, Jesus, look at him,

(02:39:10):
just get out of the car. A pine tree for God.
Whatever you bring, if you bring a planet, whatever you bring,
that'll be your name. Right, rose bush coming, you know
there comes on fus. It's a lot that UK also
call it a fig tree.

Speaker 14 (02:39:30):
We have.

Speaker 1 (02:39:31):
I can't wrap it up.

Speaker 3 (02:39:33):
We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (02:39:34):
We can argue, we come back. Okay, we call arbor
Day back door day. Would wouldn't stop, just wouldn't stop
a statement.

Speaker 5 (02:39:47):
Arbor Day and backdoor Day go together.

Speaker 1 (02:39:49):
I'll tell you it's a really big tree and a
smaller plans was bringing.

Speaker 8 (02:39:54):
As you're bending over the water, We're coming right back
with comedian Jamie List So he is next in studio
here on the Best of the Bob and Tom Show.
This is the Best of the Bob and Tom Show.
On a Friday morning. This is Christopher and the Bob

(02:40:16):
and Tom studios. Funny guy here, let's do a segment
with comedian Jamie Lisso, great comedian in the studio with us.
Jamie Lisso is here with us and Jamie's a former
radio guy.

Speaker 1 (02:40:28):
Yeah, which is fun.

Speaker 8 (02:40:29):
We just realized we met each other years ago at
a radio convention. Wow, that's a nerd fest.

Speaker 7 (02:40:35):
I believe we split a war, didn't well?

Speaker 1 (02:40:40):
Yeah? Which seventy thirty though, which is I was real
sleepy my problem. Now we're reviewing a couple of things
with the chick McGee. In the world of.

Speaker 8 (02:40:50):
Sports, Hawaiian father and son duo made a big catch
over the past weekend off the island of O Wahu.

Speaker 7 (02:40:58):
Michael they call him the marlin Man Kiyama and Kakayla
Lee from Nana Kouli reeled in a six hundred and
fifty pound marlin after one and a half hour fight
off the coast of Winaneere, looking on from one NOA
on the south west edge of O Wahoo. The family's

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love for fishing he has been passed down through generations,
the fishers told.

Speaker 1 (02:41:26):
Fishermen told reporters.

Speaker 7 (02:41:28):
Kayama began fishing with his dad at the age of
twelve and continued to fish for sixty one years, and this,
of course, as you'll see, is the largest catch to date.
Ho with his previous record of five hundred and eighty pounds.
So he taught with his dad more than forty years ago.

Speaker 8 (02:41:45):
It's almost if you take that guy times three, that's
so long that six.

Speaker 1 (02:41:48):
Hundred and fifty pound marlin. Look at that thing took
him sixty one years to reel.

Speaker 5 (02:41:52):
Add Yeah, man, do we eat marlins? Do we eat
marlin fish?

Speaker 28 (02:41:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:41:57):
I don't know. I don't I think seeing it on
the you anywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:42:00):
Oddly enough, the snout there is delicious, is it? Yeah,
that's delicacy.

Speaker 5 (02:42:07):
And it's also it's like a crab leg you've cracked
it open.

Speaker 1 (02:42:12):
It helps sexual prowess when I ended up.

Speaker 8 (02:42:15):
Whenever I hear these Hawaiian names, I always think of
the Do you remember the news story about the woman
whose name was so long they wouldn't put on a
driver's license and so she sued. Yeah, and this is
the Hawaiian newscaster and you've got to hand it to her.
This listen, this is amazing.

Speaker 16 (02:42:35):
For the past twenty years, Janice look Any has had
to carry two IDs.

Speaker 1 (02:42:43):
Oh, she nails it.

Speaker 5 (02:42:46):
She's probably a native Hawaiian and.

Speaker 1 (02:42:48):
That's not piece together. You don't think I'm being serious,
that's that's not no it. I think I saw the video.
I've seen the video. Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 16 (02:42:58):
Here we go here twenty years Janice Loki loney Kityhna
equal has had to carry two IDs.

Speaker 11 (02:43:07):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:43:07):
Wow. Do you think you even correct someone if they
say ten percent of it wrong or you just go away? Yeah?

Speaker 26 (02:43:13):
We were just in right where this happened. Me and
my wife went on our honeymoon in a Waha. I
learned something that I did not know. Oloha. I think
everybody knows it means hello and goodbye, but the Hawaiians
told me that it means hello, goodbye and I love you,
which I was kind of cool, but I was like,
I feel like that's a lot like for one word
to do. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like maybe
they should have picked three different works because I was

(02:43:35):
thinking like that would have never worked with my ex wife,
you know. I would have been like aloha and she's
like I love you too, and I'm like, oh no,
the goodbye one.

Speaker 8 (02:43:49):
Let me ask you somebody, are you a fitness buff
because you look really fit and your wife is equally fit.

Speaker 26 (02:43:54):
Well, I appreciate that. I years ago, I worked out
like crazy when I was in college. I did like
bodybuilding competitions and then the last twenty peloton every day.
But that's kind of all I do. Okay, you know
when you meet you know, I'm a fluctuator. Like I
have moments in my life when I'm in good shape
and then other moments when I'm in bad. I've always

(02:44:15):
been like that. But when I'm at Erica, I was
in like pretty good shape and so I've just been
pretending this whole time. But I'm always in good shape.
It's like this motivator she's.

Speaker 5 (02:44:26):
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Yeah, Oh, I don't know. Let it go to seed.
Be really easy for her to move on. Do you
what do you mean?

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Do you mean?

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Tom?

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Nothing? Okay?

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