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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom show. Josh here you know.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
This holiday season, I wanted to write a song about
someone I admire, respect and love. I couldn't think of anyone,
so instead I wrote a song about Tom Griswold, or
is I like.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
To call him?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Mister Grizz, You're a mean one, mister Grizz, you really
are a jerk.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
You're insulting and demeaning.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
You're a brickish piece of work. Mister Gris. You're a
frozen hearted ass bag, and you'll drive us bizier. You're
a nut case, mister Grizz. You truly you are insane.

(01:09):
You're a certifiable psycho with a highly abnormal brain. Mister,
your mental illness is something even the finest psychologist cannot explain.
You're so boring, mister Grizz to those stories you repeat,

(01:33):
Your references are dated and your knowledge obsolete.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Mister.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Listening to you makes us all want to lie down
in the middle of a busy stream. You're repulsive, mister Grizz.
You have no allure. You are as sexy as a
scrotum covered and sympholytics songs. You've got all the sex

(02:06):
appeal of a steaming pile of manure.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
You're a child, mister grizz.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Your jokes are you nil? Anuses and feces are the
things that make you smile. Mister you talk more about
poop than a compulsive copper fall. Oh, Tom, I had

(02:39):
no idea you were here.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Josh, you understand I'm the boss here. Yes, yes, I
write all the checks.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh oh good point. Well how about this. You're a genius, mister.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's been you truly all are the best, very good.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Everyone who knows you should consider themselves west Mister g Waltzer.
I like that you're an extremely intelligent but wonderfully funny
supreme human being, and that that giant penis of yours, well,
we're quite impress.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Why thank you? Oh yes, tis the season to enjoy
wonders of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
My gosh, if it isn't the Bob and Tom show.
There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Pat God went over there.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Josh jeff Oske across the way at the Prize Pick
sports desk. Man we'll get a review from him regarding
his infacial hair. And look, there's Ace Cosby. I'm Josh
Arnold with the I hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair and
there he is Tom Hello.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, I've been wondering what the family and friends of
Jeff Osky had been thinking. My mom actually said that
you look great. Oh nice? Yes, yeah, my mom liked
it as well. Okay, you had not had a hair cutting?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
How long? Probably a year? Wow? We we have a
before and after shots blowing up the net social media plane.
You look great. We'll go diratulations.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Are you gonna keep it?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
What did your lady think? She she did not care
for its mountain.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
You like the short hair, did not care for seeing
my face. I'm not sure how to take that exactly either,
but it's still translated into fun for Jeff all weekend.
So well then, hey, and the beard is already. Yeah,
it is a little shorter than I am comfortable with.

(04:58):
And just for the record, next time we do this,
we're going to do it in spring instead of before
the coldest day of the.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Year fell a little bit on your face.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
It was it was a rough We well, I'm used
to it, so Christy and I don't have any facial hair.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
No, amazing how much it does insulate your face.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's great. You don't realize until it's called.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
That's why people wear those full face mask things, right,
keep your face warm shisties.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah poo, that's what they call the full face.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
You know, the full face mask that robbers wear, or
you know they keep your warm.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I believe a pooh shisty. It's after a rapper who
wears that.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, yeah, I sorry, mask essentially Yeah, yeah, I forgot
where it was. If you walk into a place in
Vail and ask for a pooh shisty, don't put you
in cuffs, I would hope. But well, welcome to the program.
Thanks kig everybody. But okay, yeah, yeah, real real, well yeah,

(06:05):
great yours? Yeah, yeah, I got a lot done. Got
the tree okay, I've got a perfect tree, really lucked out?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Good?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
How tall? Uh? Eight plus? N how'd you get home?
I put on the top roof of my car? Really what?
I took a moving matt so I didn't scratch up
the all right? Yeah, I got it all done. Did
you cut it yourself? No, I've only done that once.

(06:36):
I've never done it. Well, if you're going to do that,
what they don't tell you is you need goggles because
when you cut it yourself, you have to lie down
on the ground and to give you a saw. And
you're familiar with woodworking, it's it's a tree full of sap.
So the blade binds and all the stuff on the
tree starts falling in your face. I've done that once.

(06:57):
It was fun. I'll I learned my lesson the folks
that I buy them from their real trees. They do
a nice, nice job, and they cut.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Them from oh the old family. They really nice job.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I've been getting my trees there for us too, but
I got really got a really good one. It's all
up and decorated real. I got wreaths up except for one. Okay,
we have a problem. Well, we have a plaster hood
over the stove kind of a yeah, over the cook
top in our kitchen, and we didn't want to you

(07:29):
can't put regular tape on that. So either there was this,
there was this what do they call it a hack
on the internet using I'm using Painter's tape, followed by
this other device blah blah blah. So we I got
the ladder up, we got the whole thing up, and
I stood back and I quite literally I said, I
can't believe that Painter's tape will hold that just as

(07:51):
I said that, it fell off. So I've been researching
what to put on it so that when we remove it, it
won't take the paint off. I have not had any
six sess yet.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You have to put a wreath in your kitchen.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Well why not?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I mean, you know, celebrate on the refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Uh No. In any event, Yeah, we've got got a
lot done. So I hope everyone had a quality Thanksgiving
on the only one minor issue and involved the deviled eggs,
really the tradition. We had the dinner at my house
and Kelly's mom. I remember I brought him the devil
eggs last week. Yeah, and uh so we went for

(08:33):
the the veless. She brings deviled eggs every Thanksgiving. That's
that's their contribution. It's very nice. And unfortunately her husband,
uh we we literally I took took them out of
the fridge, opened them up, and he had unfortunately picked
the wrong thing out of the fridge and brought the
prior day's meat loaf. Half of it was mostly eaten.

(08:55):
So that was.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Did she make them go home and get them?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
No, Oh, you wouldn't allow that. Now, We just we
got we retrieved them the next.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Day, but oh everything brought meat loaf and thought they
were deviled eggs.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
They were in a similar container. They were in a container. Yeah,
I made devil eggs for the first time and they
were great. Yeah. Well I made turkey dressing, mashed potatoes. Wow,
deviled eggs. Yeah, good for you. What was the big hit? Oh,

(09:32):
everything was the big hit. Let's see.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, everybody enjoyed everything. Stuffing from scratch, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I made stuffing from scratch too, and I did use
your I did the wipe and the wheat and a
little bit of sour dough because I needed to fill
a pan.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
But very good hints, Oh good, good, yeah, well good, Well,
I think everybody had a good time.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Was still frozen, that's kind of a huh.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
It should have been in there five It was only
in there like three and a half days or whatever.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Hm.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
So there is a hack for that if you get caught.
And it did work. I had to cook it for
about an hour's on three twenty five to kind of
thought up, and then I was digging big ice balls out.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Of the cavity. But it was fine.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
I mean I got that all done and nobody got
poised shit the way I normally do, and it was perfect.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
My turkey took like an hour and a half less
than then predicted. Really, oh yeah, how many pounders? So
when I made the mash potatoes, there was a it
was a scramble.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
There was Oh, when you take it out of the ovens,
you let it sit for half an hour.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
In fact, it's that for about forty five minutes while
I finished the mashed potatoes.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, I did mine. This is one of those words
that it sounds like a dirty word, but it isn't. Uh,
spatch cocked. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
I had a girlfriend who did that. She said it
was the hardest thing she'd ever done.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Dispatch cock it. You kind of removed the middle of
it and it's yet to smash. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, and she couldn't.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
She's not wrong enough.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
So she had a hard time.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah. And then when you but you don't get that
presentation that you see in the Norman rock Well with
the upright bird that taste cooks it more evenly. And
I like using the word spatchcocked in front of mixed company. No, sure, Yeah,
we have.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
A hard time carving. We have nobody that wants to
step up in carve a turkey. I got to learn
how to do that.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
For the key. Rubber gloves what, yeah, rubber that way
like when you want to get the wings and stuff
off the legs you you cut, you can grab them
and okay, yeah I do that with my bare hands,
are you Yeah, most it's hot, it's real hot, but

(11:42):
you don't but then the wing doesn't taste like rubbery
or powder. Yeah, those you use, you don't use the
medical grade ones full of the white powder. Just just
a few tips. We got a lot of mail to
get to a lot of interesting things going on in
the world. If I were an alien, i'd wonder if
bears are taking over most places in the world. We

(12:03):
seem to be getting more bear attacks. Did you watch
the Macy's Thanksgiving Day per Ye? Sure there was an issue.
We'll be getting to that. Oh it's classic.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
I knew.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh I wonder if I missed its I missed If
you if you knew about it, you'd be.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, you know exactly what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You would have opened the show with it. Uh, kiss
another man's hand, I'll tell you that. What what was
that during one of the musical numbers? Yeah? All right,
that gets great ratings. By the way, it's a tradition
again this year. Yeah, thirty four million or something. Every year,

(12:45):
it's way up there. Yeah. Now, we are also going
to be talking a lot about well, of course, if
you've opened up your email today, everyone you've ever emailed
that is any kind of a product is having a
cyber Monday sale. I did a lot of unsubscribing this week. Him.
He doesn't have to have a cyber Monday stale. He's

(13:06):
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Speaker 2 (13:44):
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(14:04):
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Speaker 2 (15:42):
It's The Bob and Tom Show Live from the O'Reilly
Auto Parks Studio. So I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
We're back at it. So there's Christy Lee Hi from
the Silac Insurance Company news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Jeff oosk Is at the Prize Pick sports desk. Hey man,
Hey's Coyle's across the way. I'm Josh Arnold. I hate
Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
There's Tom Hello, thank you very much for joining us.
We've got to get to some letters here. We always
appreciate your taking the time to bother us here at work.
I left, that's my favorite thing. Hey, sorry to bother
you at work. Let's just get right to it now.
This is a technical problem involving college football. Oh, this

(16:26):
is a longtime listener. I have a favor to ask.
I'm a native of a Columbus, Ohio. My best friend
and I got tickets rights Katie to see Greg Warren
at the Funny Bone this Saturday. Oh, I know it's
going on this Saturday. The buck Eyes are playing Indiana
for the Big Ten Championship. Can you possibly get Greg

(16:48):
to reschedule his show? I assure you he he would
love to be away. I imagine he has quite a
few shows coming up at the Funny Bone in Columbus, Ohio.
Uh so we'll we'll work on that. That's going to
be a distraction. Yeah, it should be quite a game

(17:08):
as a matter of fact. Number one, Number two, Yep,
this is an unusual request, and we may need some
music on a second here with the holiday season here,
everyone has a different idea of what a good holiday
song is. Could Josh please do his annunciation of digital
undergrounds the Humpty Dance? Oh, all right, stop whatching going

(17:33):
because I'm about to rule. That's that's that's really. I
just love that. I love that song too. Isn't that
gentleman no longer with us? He did pass away? Yeah?
And he's the guy that there was a guy that
looked just like him in a recent presidential administration. Did
you know that? Did we discuss that? Yeah, and there

(17:56):
we found I forget the guy's name. Is the guy
that looked just like him? On a similar note, this
comes to us from Clint in Boise. He says, uh,
my wife and I went to the movies over the
Thanksgiving break. They previewed the new Anaconda movie.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yes, I saw that too.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
When the preview ended, I yelled out in my best
ice cube voice, can you do that voice for me?
Place it? Snake's that dad is big? Someone for the
side of the theater, yelled out only in Josh Arnold's pants,
which I that's pretty specific. Yeah, obviously A fellow a
listener from Boise thank you.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Is that new Anaconda movie a comedy?

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okay, it looked like it was supposed to be a comedy.
But then when the snake shows up, I go, well maybe.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, yeah, Jack Black, Paul Rudd and they decide that
they're going to remake shot for shot, their favorite movie
of all time, anam When they go to the Amazon
and of course they're actually faced with the re Oh
that's great. Yeah, it should be a good time.

Speaker 8 (19:03):
Now.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Anybody else have any letters? I m I the only one.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Okay, this is a letter, but I sent it to you.
I don't know if you guys saw it the new
season of Stranger Things.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, I was inundated with Sure, it's great. Can you
give the background of what's going on? I mean, I
just know that there's Christ out my kids.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I didn't see the episode, but my kids did and
they ran up the stairs and they go, mom, mom,
C five and Bob and Tom have been you know,
represented in the Stranger Things. There was a bumper sticker.
They have a shot in a radio station and one
of and they're supposed to be in Indiana, and one
of the bumper stickers is one of our old bumper stickers.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
So it was really cool. Oh wow, Yeah, that's it's Yeah,
there's the shot right there. You can't, Yeah, you can't.
That's a better shot of it. Yeah, that's one of
the old bumper stickers. In fact, that exact bumper sticker,
uh was in another there's a similar version in the
back of Jeff right now. That's a different version.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Of it, but similar.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
At the end of a famous John Mellencamp video. Yeah,
in the MTV days, at the end there's this truck
driving away and one of our bumper stickers on that.
What's amazing to me is in that shot it's it's
not really very prominent, it's way over in the corner,
but so many people watch that show, and so many
people spotted that.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, it stands out I think, I mean, amongst the
other ones. I don't know why. Maybe it's just because
we're used to seeing it.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
But yeah, well, I think we've posted a version of that.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
They've done a good job of having period specific locations
specific stuff in that show. There was a poster on
the Wall in the first season from the Camp where
Willie and my son both yeah Camp Cross.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yes, well that's cool. I will say this.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Once my kids saw that on Stranger Things the bumper sticker,
my coolness level went up about ten.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, so thank you. Yeah, the coolest level though, let's
face it, I mean I've still hadn't maked it. The
other day I said to my nine year old, no,
you know, your dad is the coolest of all the dads,
and she looked, No, you're not that. Yeah, there's no yeah,
there's no who beats you in her circle. There's there's

(21:23):
no left back and forth interplay. Who The only time
they were all they were impressed was when Hugh Jackman
came in here. Okay, because they love not Wolverine, they
love the Circus whatever, that Greatest Showman. I saw that
with him twice in the theater. That's a really fun movie.

(21:43):
I've seen it and they yeah, but so they that
that added a little bit, you know, having these major
rock stars meaningless to them if they come in you know,
Peter Frampton could be the guy delivering a FedEx package
and they wouldn't care. That's Peter Frampton. He's the greatest matter.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah. So, by the way, speaking of Greg Warren and
that Giggy's got coming up in Columbus, He's going to
be our guest this morning. We will look forward to
that while I'm at at coming up this weekend, Al
Jackson and Willie g at the Dayton Funny Boat. So now,
Pat Connard, are you in the road it all this month?
I am, But it's a private thing. We don't have
to talk about it. It's a very proceed very private. Yeah.

(22:25):
Private nude in the cold it's called. It seems a
little clunky. I couldn't think of anything clever. We got
a couple of pretty good letters here, uh the uh.
This one is a U. It shows a guy holding

(22:46):
a turkey and they want to hear this. Give me
just a second here, oh, here we go. This is
I want to play this a few minutes ago. Allow,
they just I'm still dancing home the Humpty Dance God.

(23:07):
That is so great. Yeah, it's a fun song and Josh,
you do a nice job. Thank you. It shows a
guy with his fist up a turkey. Yeah. Well yeah, yeah,
of course. It's a it's a request for the shortest
thing we've ever played. It's it's a photograph from the

(23:29):
Cowboys game on Thursday, one of the many, many, many
of the games. Of course, a lot of football this weekend,
yeah yeah, and a little bit of controversy going on
in the world of football. Will cover some of that
coming up right. In fact, we can get to get
to some of that right now. What have you got
over there, Jeffrey, Oh.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Well, uh, we had a story from last week that
uh we didn't cover that. You mentioned bears earlier. A
Vermont skier camped out to get the first chair left
of the season, but he got a shook when a
group of bear showed up, a group. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
The video shared by Sugar Bush Resorts, that's that's fantastic,
sugar Bush Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Shows three black bears poking around the base of the
chair left around nine in the evening. The bears wake
a skiers sleeping by one of the gates.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
So is this a thing at ski resorts? The first
person to ride up, so the guy camps out. It's
freezing cold, it says. The startled ski runs towards the lodge,
leaving their skis behind. The resort equipped in the videos caption,
there were some seriously Wild competition for first chair of

(24:43):
the twenty five twenty six season. I don't want to
know the guy who's camping out for first chair. What
time of day is that in the morning time, you guys? No, no, no,
no early. It depends on the resort. Typically eight thirty
eight thirty, so enough enough daylight so that it's safe
and gotcha. Although there are places that do night skiing,

(25:07):
which is really cool and really cold. Have you done that? Yeah? Sure,
I don't know. There are may be some places out west.
I can think I can think of one. I'm sure
there are some.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
There's a place to say, Lewis that it was only
open on the weekends and they would do that.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Tell you're right, does that?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I know? Yes, it's well, it doesn't matter. I mean,
it can be. I don't know why. It just seems
much much colder.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
But oh there's no sun that would be it.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, but that'll happen. Oh it wouldn't be as cold
as I was yesterday walking to an NFL game. Ah,
the I remember thinking, the good news is well, I'm
walking down this avenue. The wind is blowing in my face.
Now right on the way back, it'll be at my
back However, apparently at halftime the wind shifted directions, so

(25:55):
I was freezing both ways. Uh. We have others.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
I've had a lot of bear news. We have like
three bear stories. I just pulled out of here a
Japanese man lucky to be alive after he was mauled
by a bear while using a public bathroom. The sixty
nine year old security guard was using the restroom near
Numata railway station when he was attacked. He sustained minor
injuries to his leg after fighting the animal off. And

(26:21):
this is the latest in a spate of record breaking
bear encounters across Japan. In fact, they're asking the army
to help control the bears. That's not a joke, as
more than one hundred people have been injured and a
record twelve people have been killed by bears in Japan
this year.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Weird yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Troops were sent to the mountainous Akita Prefecture to help
step traps and dispose of carcasses of dead bears. What's
going on over there? The population decline has also contributed
to the problem, with bears venturing into rural areas that
were once full.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Of people or are Oh.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, isn't that interesting?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Interesting? Because usually where do those people go.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Japan's populations decline so much.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Apparently, geez and the bears are moving in. Yeah, but
the guy was on the toilet. Yep, it's bad not
first of all, using a public toilet. I don't care
where you are. It's always a little bit rough. Yeah, sure,
you're always slightly vulnerable, and then you're sitting at least
I suppose the good news is you're yeah, you're right

(27:28):
right there.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah, I don't have to worry about your pants.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
If your first response, do you know what?

Speaker 3 (27:34):
They're also advising the Japanese government asking citizens to carry
plastic bottles. According to a newspaper there, the Mayanchi newspaper,
apparently the plastic crunching of plastic bottles is a bear deterrent.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, they say, by the way, if the bottle's full,
you throw the water at the bear first.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I don't think they mean a full bottle of water.
I think.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Zunda, I need noise for black bears, that's the rule. Yeah,
i'd say get the bear spray. Yeah yeah, yeah. And
by the way, I understand because of these parent attacks
in toilet facilities, for Breeze is coming out with a
new uh, slightly scented bearra o. Good. Yeah, oh it's

(28:26):
cent a celebration and it keeps the bears away. Our
friend Bob, you don't remember what happened to him with
the bear spray?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yic didn't he shoot in his face?

Speaker 7 (28:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
He was moving something in his garage and there was
he forgot there was something a bear spray and it's raid.
I'm right in the face. Oh yeah, that is rough. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
You well, Greg who was who's on later today? Greg Warren,
He had that great piece about going to I think
he was in Alaska or Montana and got the bear
spray and he reminded us that that stuff's not like off.
You want to shoot that at the air. Yeah, you
don't cover yourself at first.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
You think anybody's been been that stupid? I yes, yes,
So once again a plastic bottle that it's got to
be empty. Yeah, so you just scrunch it up, that
crunchy sound, just because what the bears just dislike microplastics
they're concerned about. They've been examining bear feces and found microplastics.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Until the bears figure out that that's attached to a human,
then it's going to be like a dinner bell. They're
just going to be like, oh, it sounds like a fata.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
And well, is that louder than your screams?

Speaker 10 (29:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, does screaming not work?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I would yeah, yelling you yell at it. If you
have nothing, yell at it.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
But I can tell you one of the things that
really disturbs me is and I know AI is a
problem for a lot of things, but these animal videos
that are showing up on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
It looks so real.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
That looks so real, and it makes all these animals
look so friendly, and it's like no, no, no, no, no, no, those
are wild bear like this.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
This is called survival of the fittest.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
And a rang is not going to come out of
the wild and hand you it's baby. That's not going
to happen.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Go up to that rang with the baby. Yeah, exact,
we need less traffic.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Or gorilla. There's another gorilla video like that.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
No the original stories. This guy is in a public
bathroom sitting down and a bear attacks. Isn't there enough
room in the woods anymore for the bear? Do they
now need? Are they getting so in tune with our culture?
They need to have a good could sit down the
answer to the age old question, apparently is no, not necessarily,

(30:58):
this is there's a couple more bear stories and for
some reason, they're all over Japan. We'll get to those
and many other things. And uh, I have a theory
about the devil's eggs. I want to make sure I
get to today. Yeah, and once again, I hope you
had a great Thanksgiving. And if anybody learned any good
lessons about Thanksgiving, let me know. Oh I did do

(31:18):
the cheese cloth thing.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Okay, just beautiful. And again, what's the point of the
cheese cloth?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
When you base the bird, it holds the butter in
it or whatever you're and then then you take it
off for the last half hour or so, and it's
I'll show you my mind.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I thought you didn't do a bird. I thought you
did it.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Spotchcocker still turkey, Okay, spatch cocked is just the technique, right, Yeah,
you just kind of yeah. And again I just liked
using the words spatchcocked in front of the mixed company.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I got to see a picture.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Okay, it sounds filthy, doesn't it. Yes, it sounds like,
oh he got spatchcocked. Never, he'll never be able to
do that. Again unfortunately. All right, now, let's talk about
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(34:18):
I got my brother a coffee table book about ties.
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(35:04):
I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
There's Tommy. Hello, Ahi, looking at my looking at my email.
Every one seems to be titled cyber Monday. Oh yeah,
a lot of that. Any place you've ever bought anything,
they want to remind you today is today is the day.
I give them a couple emails, and then when I
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(35:27):
you'll be a bluet all right.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Now, I can name some companies, but I'm sure you're
also being inundated by them.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Okay, we'll move forward. Here. We have some sporting news.
We also have a handful of letters we still have
to get to. We were talking about these a bear
attacks all over the world, especially in Japan for some reason.
And this guy we had a letter about a guy
being attacked in a toilet facility. Oh, it's outdoors, it's

(35:55):
already a little bit awkward, and all of a sudden
there's a bear and there. He lived by the way,
so he's okay. But this person goes. Have you ever
heard people call it a bathroom a necessary room. I've
never heard that, never heard that. I've got to go
to the necessary room? You have that, yeah, okay, I

(36:17):
mean clearly it's necessary. Yeah, I mean you always wandered,
like in those castles. Where's the bathroom, they hand you
a jar.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Well, sometimes they have like a niche where there's like
a hole in the rocks. And I noticed that when
I was over in UK. Really yeah, I'm not making
that up.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
That's a nice chalty. You god, it's a shame you
don't have any plumbing.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
And then it goes outside to the absow.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
If you've never heard of this, then this will be
meaningless for you. Uh if they call it a necessary room,
perhaps the bear needed the bear necessities. Okay, okay, I
mean we got it contextually. Yeah, I can't believe you
never heard of the necessary room. No, it's got to
be a blue blood thing, right thing or something? Oh no,

(37:11):
it's not a Cleveland. Take the silver spoon out of
your mouth and learn necessary room facilities. Well, it's better
than the one they use in the Chevy Cha's movie
the uh well, the esir never mind. Oh right, yeah, yeah,
that's well that's a great that's a great scene. Certainly.

(37:32):
Uh well, let's just move forward from here. By the way,
I did a theory with regards. We were talking a
lot about deviled eggs. You said you made your first
set Josh, yeah, yeah, smash success.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Did you use one of those pastries things that you
could piping bag things.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
I don't own a piping bag. You don't know, Okay, No,
I just slapped him in there with a spoon and
uh yeah, they were great. Okay, do you need to
be pipes? They don't need I know, I know that
look you're talking about, and that is nice. Just pipe.
The Arnold family doesn't need the piping.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Get the ziploc bag, you fill it up. You cut
off the corner of the ziplock bag a piping.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
But then you can't reuse that ziploc bag. Oh my god. Yeah,
but Josh, you can. You can put the contents of
the bag, lean your head back, put it above your
head and squeeze it like a giant plastic boob. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
I was gonna ask my brother if he just wanted
He always just he goes, I just want the goo.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I don't need the egg. So I was just gonna
give him a bowl of that. It's interesting. You can
use it like a dip for crackers. That'd be pretty good, delicious.
But my thing about devil legs, I think there's certain
things that everyone lies about, all right. I think the
number of shrimp that one eats and the number of
devil decks. Oh, I had two shrimp? You had six?

(38:51):
Oh you saw some of the just I this is
something I firmly believe. I will die in this hill. People.
They don't tell you the truth about that.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Well do you have to? I mean, are you counting
the shrimp that your guests are eating?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
No? No, no, I'm just saying if someone asked me
how many I had, it's oh I had to and
I probably had ten. Okay, so you lie, yes, and
I'm projecting on everyone else. I think this is a fact.
If anyone out there wants to back me up on this, Oh,
there was a flight of deviled eggs. How many did
you have? Oh? I just had a couple. Well, people
will do it with drinks, for sure, Yeah, absolutely, cookies

(39:24):
maybe yea. And now for the devil legs, You've got
the opportunity to lie because you can consider a deviled
egg because they technically usually come in halves, right always,
So I had two, which means they.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Always try to get that filling in a syringe or something.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I did use my syringe over the weekend. Oh yeah
for butter at Yeah, you put melted butter in the bird.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
That's the marinating of Thanksgiving for those who don't know
how to cook. Inject buttery.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I didn't have to do that. I just put it
on the outside the bird, and oh it's great.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
It's really fun. You put it in. You can see
the bird puff up. If you put it in the
same spot and you forget, it squirts out the other side.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
So you can also just take like a bike pump
and put it under the skin and pump it up
to get all the skin release so that you can
slide the button.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
People, you don't have to do anything to do all that.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
You want to sterilize that bike pump when you think
of where that thing has been. These are all great tips.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
My brother did a fried turkey and I would this
was the second year he's done it, and I would
say three or four more years. He's gonna have it down.
It's gonna be edible. I think he's gonna No, it's delicious. Jason,
Oh yeah, I have turkey for you. Oh thank god.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Dear Bob and Tom show. Oh I see, we were
talking about the guy that was in the afore mentioned
uh necessary room in Japan. Essentially he's at some shed
uh drop him out deuce and he's attacked by a bear.
Dear Bob and Tom. The Japanese word for bear is

(41:16):
coma k u m a huh. And then this person.
So if this toilets are rocking, don't come a knocking.
Thank you very much for those that are. I don't
know any Japanese. For all I know, this guy's making
this up or he just something really horrible on there.

(41:37):
Maybe it's Kuma, then it would be. If this toilet
is rocking, don't kuma knocking? Either way, Yeah, Kuma sounds
more Japanese, doesn't it. Yeah? Okay, if not for erotic cinema,
certain I have a Japanese sports story over knocking, you do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
A Ukrainian refugee who now lives in Japan became the
first one from his country to win elite level sumo championship.
The twenty one year old Alnishki defeated Arisha Ru, one
of the top ranked wrestlers, in the deciding match in
the tournament. He left the Ukraine more than three and

(42:23):
a half years ago. Why after it doesn't say well,
Russia launched a full scale invasion of his country.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Oh Red, probably too fat to be drafted, probably twenty
one year old, too fat to be drafted. It was
always my goal.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
I assume that's a thing, to be too fat to
be drafted.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Back in the back in the day, and I know
blood pressure is absolutely an NFL player who's too fat this.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Year Pason, Yeah, that was in the Dolphins, that guy,
I think it was Tampa Bay. Okay, total beast that guy.
Yeah was it four hundred some pounds. So they denied him,
they wouldn't accept him.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I thought he was doing stuff those I thought he
was considered good. But maybe he was too big. I
don't remember this guy.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
This face not that big. Yeah, this guy weighs, according
to this year, weighs two hundred and seventy five pounds.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
That's not that big for Oh.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
And he can bench press four hundred and sixty Okay,
so he's all right. He looks very That's a what
heck of a trophy? That trophy is safe. It's uh
four feet high, and he's holding it. It looks like
it weighs. That's crazy. That has to be The trophy
looks like it weighs three hundred.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Pounds, looks like it's as big as he is.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
They could probably hold one of their dumps. They're dumps.
You're a man after the top hard Yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
You know your audience, don't you.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Well, you know the whole sumo thing. The apprentice, the apprentices,
they have to uh, these guys get so fat. The
apprentices have to help them on state clean their posteriors.
They're on gluteal cleft duty. I guess I'd be like,
I'm going into basketball. Yeah, yeah, less food, but I don't.
You don't have to go wipe Kareem's ass. Sorry, you

(44:18):
know you know what I think that is no disrespect
to mister. Coming up, coming up, we have exciting things
from the world of news and sports, including we have
uh does your dog mirror your personality? Survey? Says we'll
find out. And remember the Runaway Nuns. They broke out

(44:40):
of their retirement home and went to the back to
their convent and they that there's been a semi resolution
to that issue. And by the way, uh, I predict
this will be a movie within two years.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
It's a great movie. Premise.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, it really is a great movie. We'll find out
how the nuns are doing. From the Orelioto part Studios,
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Tom Griswall. Thank you very much, Josh. Glad you had
a good Thanksgiving everybody. Yeah, he too, Man, thank you
for our pies. They were delicious. Hit by the way,
big hit. Oh yeah, that's all I had for dinner
a couple of days ago. Yeah, I had to. I
had some pie from yesterday. I was thinking wrong with that.

(46:04):
I think I'll us have a large piece of pie. Yeah,
that was that was very good. Those are oh man. Yeah.
Now we're going to move forward with some sporting news
sitting in for Chick McGee's Jeffrey Asky the man the haircut,
and we've posted the the what do you call it
a makeover? The what the kids say?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, we have a before after thousands and thousands of
comments and people the new look.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Okay, so the consensus is thumbs up. When when the
previous look was kind of a mountain? Man?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
My favorite comment I had the before in the after
and someone says, this is the defendant and his lawyer.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah that that's really a good comment. Yeah, certainly,
certainly you look kind of like Dennis Miller. Now, yeah,
I got a little bit and the before shot.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Uh good, it's quite a beerd you had.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Of the hole? Yeah, no, you nailed it. Charles Manson,
maybe yeah, a little bit. Well, and in any of it,
let's get back to the sports news. What's going on.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
A new study shows that playing pickleball is linked to
better mental health. Researchers found that players who engaged in
the sport three or more times per week had an
average well being score of seventy seven point five, compared
to those who played two or fewer times per week
only had a score of seventy three point five. Researchers

(47:33):
said that engaging and more pickaball provides greater mental mental
well being, but even small doses appear to matter.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Let's be honest. It's any movement or exercise. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
And being around other people, yeah, socializing, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
And it's fun.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
They added that people should strive to play more frequently
to maximize the physical and mental well being benefits of pickleball.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
All right, but it's my understanding, judging by recent legal cases,
that living near a pickleball court may be bad for
your mental health. People.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Come, I actually have one basically in my backyard because
that's how well I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
And I love the sound of it, like it's relaxing.
I can hear it when I'm taking an afternoon nap
here in the balls. It doesn't bother me. I found
it soothing.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Oh nice. Because we've had a number of places where
they've yeah, they're trying to. They've banned it in a.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Couple of spots because it's are you serious. I didn't
know this yeah, because the noise. Yea, what people played tennis?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
What I'll find the story? You were gone, and when
we had the story, I forget. Where was it that
they where was caramel or oh yeah, oh that's right, caramel. Yeah? Well, yeah,
so what it's good for me?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
People lost their balls over the cliff?

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Maybe I played yesterday and got beat soundly.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Did you buy a girl?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yeah by the lady. But did you lose your balls
over a cliff?

Speaker 12 (49:04):
You know?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
It's my pride any movement though. Your point is Josh yeah,
and Christy's writing. I mean, the community aspect has to
be nice too.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
My sister plays like every day.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Like people are happy doing it. It's fun.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
My girlfriend owns a pickleball place and they pour a
nice bottle of wine or glass of wine there too.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Oh oh yeah, it's like.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
A pickleball country club.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Really. Yeah, Pat, you have a new song that I
couldn't get out of my head. You feel like playing?

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Well, you know, I played pickleball yesterday.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
But some people they play pickleball, naked pickleball, naked, sweaty
and summer nippying.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
The fall playing pickleball naked pickleball.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Except for shoes that wearing nothing at all, flapping parts
in private places, me mas who has in their faces?
In Continental and eventuality, it's scene just nude calling me
playing pickleball, naked pickleball graps micro dickle is my day
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(50:11):
your pickling balls. Boops are flopping, knees of bruised hips
should place, standbacks are fused, Sagging sacks are waving in
the breeze. Take them to the nuts and you're down
on your knees playing pickleball. Naked pickleball, trip and fall
at an ambulance call playing.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Pickaball naked pickleball past their prime in the old nat
you're raw.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Pickleball's all the rage for folks of a certain age,
but nudity is best left to the yon.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Ah.

Speaker 9 (50:47):
But look at them having fun wrinkling and the sun.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I had no uh dia. Saul was so well hung.

Speaker 9 (50:59):
Pickle better than swim or walk in the mall playing
pickable Nasa clem Thelma and big Diesel's all.

Speaker 13 (51:16):
One.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Here you go, Christy. ABC News reports California town bands
pickleball in city park. I can't believe that Carmel by
the c Mayor Dale Byrne told ABC News the town
had tried to find a solution for two years, including
limiting hours of play, but enforcement proved impossible. So there's
a permanent band on playing there.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
It doesn't even make sense.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
It's one loud, complaining rich lady. Yeah she has money
to make sure.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
It disturbs my kitty.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Yeah, it's something city park can't be that well, never mind.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Making too much of a racket. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
It's a city park. That's what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
In a park. Well, I'm was looking for that article.
I landed on this one. Eye injuries rising among pickleball players.

Speaker 12 (52:09):
And.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
If you're playing naked, they urge you to wear goggles.
I saw lady fall yesterday and heard her knee.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Pretty bad joke, yeah, giggled, Well you are the one
who tripped her.

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(54:32):
Oh oh yeah, if you're a horse fan, you'll want
to see this. Plus we have dog news and robotic
pants are back in the news so especially designed for
outer space. So we'll find out about all about robotic pants.
Coming up from the O'Reilly Autoparts Studios. This is the

(54:52):
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from
the Ol'reilly Auto Art Studios. Thank you so much for
being here. There's Christie Lee at the Sideline Insurance Company
News Deal. Josh that Godwin's there.

Speaker 12 (55:06):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Jeff Oski at the Price Pick Sports Desk.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
There's uh.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Yeah, all night. I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate
Steven Singer sidekick Chair. There's Tom once again.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit. You're supposed to say that the first
day of the month for good luck. I guess, okay, okay,
so we got we got that in and I received
a number of scolding messages informing us that we were
not up to speed. Not here. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Did he make that up?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
No? I believe it's from Gilda Radner, the great median
from the early days of SNL. I think I think
that's the story. She used to do it, and I'll
do my homework on this.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
I thought you said build a Radner. I was like, oh,
that's a weird build.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I made. Uh. Jeff Oskate the Man without the with
with a trimmed up beard after our special glow up
session you call it.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Yeah, that's what the kids call it, and we have.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Them before and after I feel naked. And also a
lot of folks spotted an old bumper sticker from the
early days of this show that appears in the show
Stranger Things. There's a scene in which if you look
very carefully, you can see we've posted it in our
social media we have, so boy, the folks at Stranger

(56:31):
Things are doing their homework to be that accurate. Yeah,
that's that's really cool. And you said that. A poster
from your.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Yeah, from Camp Crosley appeared in the first season, which
my son and daughter.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
And yeah, yeah, your kids have that's cool. Yeah, I
forgot Jimmy. That's cool. Well, what else is happening in
the sports page of it?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Oh, you're going to love this stupid world. A tiny
horse and Germany has been officially recognized as the world's
shortest living horse.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Mail by the way, I'd like to the way that's worded. Yeah,
and that's the text from the Guinness It wasn't the
horse that was alive for the shortest period of time. No, yes,
it's the it's the smallest horse currently alive. I guess
in the past they've had some shorter ones, but universon

(57:29):
I'm saying it's not like the time span of Okay. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
According to the Guinness World Records, the horse called pu Muckle.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
It's p u m u c k e l u
muckle or Pumicle.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
I'm gonna call him pumper Nickel because I like that.
Better come. He measures just twenty one point one inches tall,
overtaking the previous record holder at twenty two point three
six inch tall from Poland.

Speaker 12 (58:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
He was not bred to be the size he is,
but that his small stature is simply a quirk of nature.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Oh, we're going with quirk now, mistake. Oh he's in
a wheelbarrow in this picture. Look how teeny he is.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
He's trained as a therapy horse and visits nursing homes,
schools and uh facilities for people with disabilities in constant pain.
His handlers say that he is a very lovable character.
He's incredibly good with children, and he loves being scratched
and cuddled.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Cute little guy is cute. When he dies, that's they'll
make him a glo stick. That's what happens to the
smaller horses, they just become a stick h He's very sweet.
They're gonna be a little tiny jockey to ride that
little guy. They make those two. You know, if he
breaks a leg, they should take him out with the
babe gun. It's really it's really something that they have

(58:54):
a child's tent. They put him in and pat and
you can say, you're hung like a horse. He was
a male horse. He's cute. Yeah, there's a there's a
photograph of him actually standing. You can see the sweet
little guy's legs all work, do they?

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Yeah, it's not like with no legs.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Would is this like what it says these He wasn't
bred to be this way. This has to be some
kind of a breed.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Yeah, they have miniature Okay.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
That story did say this was an act. It's not like,
you know, his mother is sea biscuit or whatever.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
No, no, no, from a miniature horse breed. It's just
he's very small, okay for even that breed.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Okay, cute little guy. Now, speaking of horses, if we
could segue over to Christy Lee, Uh did you see
the horse story of involving the Mason thanks Giving Day Parade?

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Viral footage captured at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade shows
dancers performing while stepping in piles of horse manure. That's right,
and YPD horses pooped on the road before the dancers performed,
but they still danced it out. You can seem performing
their routine amid the clearly visible piles of horse feces
on the ground. The folks comment hating if that's the word. Yes,

(01:00:19):
We're sympathetic to the dancer's flight and chastised parade organizers
for not doing more to keep the area clean for them.
Many comments also highlighted the high cost of dance shoes,
suggesting that a third party should be responsible for cleaning
or replacing any footwear that was ruined during the performance.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I'm just glad it wasn't the rotcats man. And I
was talking to a Mark from our staff who's and
marsh wife is a very good dancer and instructor. She's
she literally has flown all over the world to judge
dance competitions. She was in this once in this parade,

(01:00:58):
and he was telling me that these ladies and gents
I guess are out in the cold for hours before
they get to the part where they get to dance.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
I don't know how they do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
And they're typically wearying really skimpy, so they're freezing and
then they get up to the main stage and it's
full of Why they don't have an area where the
horses can't go, would be well, usually.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Had those parades, because I've had to be in a
couple of parades. They have a person right behind the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Doors, like Rocky and Ball, like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Scooping it up as they go. So I'm shocked that
they didn't have that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Do we have some of the Okay, there's here's some
of the barefoot and they are they are barefoot, just
mashing it up, slippers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Nude colored balati.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Yeah, it just looks barefoot. The solid brown dancers they
used to be the solid Gold. That is awful.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Michael Shatley is lords.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I thought they were women girls. They were they were young,
So I think it's great that they have these bands
and other things, but they that's just they don't need
to have the horses going. There needs to be a
cordoned off area when they do that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yeah, well, sometimes the horses have a basket that can
kind of hang out there behind it, but that's the
NYPD horses. So you want it to be able to
take off and run if need be. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Baskets think. Oh you know the name of the dance.
The name of that dance, by the way, Uh, it's
similar to the jitterbug, but it starts with a starts
with a different sound. Oh that's just off. It could
have been worse. They could have been break dancers spinning
on their head. Yeah. Breakdancing is bad enough on its

(01:02:58):
own without having to deal with I mean to deal
with that. Okay, Well, uh, we're gonna get some of
the Bob and Tom Christmas classics on for you throughout
the month of December. We always, we always enjoyed playing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Did you have a big ceremony at your house to
flip the switch to turn the lights on Thanksgiving night?

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
No, we didn't, because we didn't we uh uh got
the tree the day after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Okay, that's pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
In check local listings. It was because we knew that
the cold weather was coming, so we were able to
get there early. We got a great tree. And then
but the thing is you you tell you get all
the lights in a string, and you put them all
together to make sure they're all working, and then you
put them on, So there. I guess we could have
turned it off and then come back down and reli it.
We didn't do a big ceremony. Oh okay, there was

(01:03:49):
a ceremony down here in town in which just before
they lit the tree, they went to commercial. By mistake. Yeah,
somebody got a stern talking to throw the switch and
then it cuts to commercial. Sometimes maybe you don't want
to have a part time or on the on the
board during.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Yeah, who knows that was a live.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
It was unfortunately. Yeah, yeah, I'll remember that one through.
It's through a lot. It's like the time the fireworks
went off in Harbor Springs in the late afternoon. There's
still you get to see the smoke. It's not as
exciting during the during the day, you see. Okay, let's

(01:04:31):
go back to the sports page of what else is
happening anything.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
That's it unless you want made to hit you with
some hockey scores.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
So you can do football scores, did you Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
They're all out there. I guy, that was an incident
the game. I want to see that. If you go
on the internet, it's you saw it in person. Yeah,
one of the worst officiating telling you they they have
to get rid of past interference totally. Apparently, if you
wave at the guy, it's interference, especially if it's gonna

(01:05:00):
I mean, difference between winning and losing the game. Okay,
if we call this ridiculous, play here now they get
to win. Thanks very much. I'm glad I bought my tickets.
Coming up, comedian Greg Warren will be joining us. But
right now, how about how about a Christmas classic? All right,
what do you say here? Here we go one of

(01:05:20):
the from the Bob and Tom band and orchestra. What

(01:05:49):
the hell this is what it's supposed to be? Could
you get a long? I asked Jason. I want a
new machine. I hate this thing, I commented, But it
only gives you the first like ten letters of what
the thing is. So I have egg in my mouth
because I thought we were going to enjoy a song.

(01:06:10):
I guess. I guess this is Christmas in Oh well,
this is.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
When the bells went on too long, I went, wait
a minute, this isn't a Tom production, claimed it was orchestra.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
This machine is so crappy. It only it only tells
you the time, and then it gives you like twelve letters.
I know, I know, you've only been used that machine
for what thirty years? It needs to be it needs
to be replaced. It's it's this is what happens with
corporate ownership. They can't get a machine that's actually functional.
What was that we were hearing?

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Christmas in hell? This nobody would have minded.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I was like, oh, I must have missed this deep cut.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
That's not what are we doing with ours in our hands?
We can to get you this classic. Hi.

Speaker 14 (01:06:59):
I'm Mark Christopher Roman, host of the nationally syndicated program
based Talk based off. For years, people have asked me more,
Christopher Roman. Why isn't there a Christmas album with just bass? Well,
now there is here here love bass. You'll be amazed
by the amazing new Christmas City, amazing bass.

Speaker 15 (01:07:16):
Just listen, I can't hear it quiet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
It's back to the basics. That's great.

Speaker 14 (01:07:38):
Christmas is such an exciting time of year for the children.
My young song Nikki loves Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
Amazing rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Don't wait till it's too late.

Speaker 14 (01:07:59):
Order right now to get your CD a time for
Christmas delivery. It's like my boy Nikki always says.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
I like it because it's just bass. Losers.

Speaker 12 (01:08:11):
Oh yeah, turn up the bass.

Speaker 14 (01:08:28):
Nothing says happy New Year like the bass. Order your
copy of an Amazing Bass today, just call tell Free.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
One eight hundred. There you go, I said, I'm asking
there's there's a Christmas classroom for you amazing bass. Thank
you very much, we have them. I finally found the
other the other Christmas. Thanks, But I just can't tell
what's what. Now we'll get to some of those coming

(01:09:06):
a fun month. Yeah, I don't know how to tell
what these are? All right, Well somebody will doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
It doesn't say what's to say.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
It'll just has like the first ten letters. Then you've
got to figure out the rest. Okay, okay, you'll do fine.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Are the first ten letters you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Find lest year before? Well, see it used to be,
I can it's hard to When you would land on
one of these, it would give you the full thing
at the bottom. Ah, gotcha, And now it no longer
does that. Okay, so thanks, thanks very much for I'd
like to destroy this computer. I've asked for a new
one for twenty years. It's time for me just to

(01:09:46):
take over. Coming up comedian Greg Warren will be joining
us here in the Oilioto Park Studios. This is The
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (01:09:52):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning,
even though we're not too much to look at.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
You can also watch the show on our YouTube, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
On the corner.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show, Live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the
SIDELIGHTE Insurance Company news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin's there, Josh
Jess Hooker has joined us. There's Jeff Oske at the
Price Pick Sports desk, Ace Cosby across the way. I'm
Josh Arnold the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. And
there's Tom Tom. Did you get six seven to death

(01:10:26):
over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
But a couple of times? Yeah? I got it a
couple of times for my niece and then and then
I did it a couple of times. But I know
the move.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Now, what's the move?

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Is the air juggling? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Yeah, I love that. That got big laughs from my
niece when I did that. But I learned my oldest,
my older niece, she she's a freshman, and uh, she
said in high school, and she said that if you
say six seven in class, you get a detention, and
if you say it and twice you get like suspended.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
For two days. Her school has cracked down so hard
on it. It must have been so disruptive. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
And I told my brother, I said, there's got to
be a moment though, where six seven would be perfect
to say and you take that detention and you're a hero.
And he's like, oh yeah, because he and I have
the same mentality, that's what we would have done, right, And.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Detention is somewhat counterproductive. Wait a minute, I don't have
to come to school. Suspension for sure?

Speaker 16 (01:11:29):
Yeah, is well, it's in school. Suspension is how they
do it now?

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Really system? Yeah, we had both there.

Speaker 17 (01:11:37):
Yeah, you just have to sit there. Yeah, you stare
at the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Like breakfast club man.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Yeah yeah, not a single luxury.

Speaker 17 (01:11:46):
Oh Saturday school. Did you guys ever have Saturday school?

Speaker 16 (01:11:49):
It was an option for when no, I mean that
was when you got in trouble, Like yeah, it was
like detention, then Saturday school, then suspension.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Oh really that was yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:12:00):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
I had a couple of what's going to happen on
the seventh of June? Will it be over by that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Oh a little bit maybe, But I bet this past
seventh of June was big.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Yeah was it? I hadn't I did. I didn't become
aware of it until midsummer.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
You found out about it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
My lady, she coaches synchronized swimming. Then they have to
count off. They do counts, and she said every time
she's like five six seven and they're like six seven,
like in the water. Yeah, start laughing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
Something to replace it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Soon you're introducing a basketball team. Just yeah, I guess
they'll just call them six six or six eighth. They'll
just skip that one. Well, the new numbers forty one?

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
What's forty one?

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
I like it? I like do the kids have these things?
They just it's their thing. Who cares? I love it?
I love it. Okay, Well, during the break, we uh
spend some time on this. She stores all of the
stuff and yeah, yeah, I can now tell you what
these things are when I hit the button. This is
an obscure one that really is not valid as a

(01:13:12):
Christmas piece. However, in a way it is. There are
certain sounds and certain pieces of music that are all
about Christmas. And we have a story coming up about
what are considered to be Christmas songs that really were
never intended to be but have become them. But I

(01:13:33):
think this is valid because certain music from the Charles
Schultz catalog, if you will, from Peanuts is rightly associated
with Christmas because it's just so wonderful that Vince Oh,
that stuff is just great. But this involves a news
story about one of the voice artists from the Charlie
Brown world.

Speaker 18 (01:13:55):
Fans of Charlie Brown and the Peanuts Gang were shocked
and saddened to learn that voice actor Peter Robbins, who
portrayed Charlie, was arrested and sentenced to five years in prison,
were making criminal threats. Inspired by this story, the Bobbin
Tom Network presents a brand new Charlie Brown special with
a plot ripped right from today's headlines. Everyone's favorite lovable loser,

(01:14:21):
Charlie Brown is apart from the rest of the Peanuts
Gang for the first time because Charlie Brown got busted
and is doing a nickel upstate.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Good grief.

Speaker 19 (01:14:34):
The cell is really small, My bunk is hard and lumpy,
and there's a toilet in the middle of the room
and it smells worthier than a pig Pin's house.

Speaker 20 (01:14:45):
It's the newest and grittiest Peanuts special ever.

Speaker 19 (01:14:49):
Oh hello, I guess you're my cell mate. Gosh, you
must really work out. You've got a lot of muscles.
So what are you in for?

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Gee? Did the police ever find the hooker's head? Huh?

Speaker 19 (01:15:11):
I don't understand. Why would I want to wear lipstick?

Speaker 20 (01:15:23):
It's the new television specially. You were a prison bitch,
Charlie Brown.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Rats.

Speaker 19 (01:15:31):
That hurt way more than landing on my back after
trying to kick that football.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
What you sold me for a pack of cigarettes?

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
Good grief?

Speaker 20 (01:15:44):
You were a prison bitch, Charlie Brown, exclusively on the
Bob and Tom Network.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Thank you very much, man, Merry Christmas. Lesser known Charlie
Brown Special. Sure now we do have the story about.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Metal Floss collected some festive songs that were not originally
meant for the holidays. This one I can totally understand. Baby,
It's gold Outside never mentioned the holidays, cold and snowing.
It was written in nineteen forty four by Tony Award
winning Broadway songwriter Frank Lassier less Lesser. It was initially
a jokey, flirty party piece for him and his wife,

(01:16:22):
singer Lynn Garland, to perform with their friends. Well, of course,
it's become attached to the Festive season because of the a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Couple, it wasn't a band A couple of years ago.

Speaker 16 (01:16:33):
Rewrite the lyrics, yeah, because it alludes to him getting
her drunk and taking advantage.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
I think the best version out there is Sinatras, and
I think Christy and I right now will re enact
that moment. You're gonna go I really can't stay in Sinatra. Great,
go ahead, Christy, me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Me, I really can't stay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Saying lack of consent was a little more new richer. Yeah,
but that was a big a few years ago. That
was the whole thing about it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
And I know it's not PC, but I love that song.
I always loved Joey Deschanel's version.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
On Redbone, originally a little more joke. I have a question,
how does she spells zoey z o e y? Then
she okay, because I was Zoe Kravit spells it z
o E.

Speaker 16 (01:17:30):
Wouldn't be so with with the with the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Over it, but she's got the I've always spelled Zoe
z o E.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
I didn't. Yeah, both are fine. I mean the j
O is j o E Joey, No no things. It
was about that entertain this he wants if the person
that has the name, because if you're trying to learn
English as a second language, they say, they say, it's

(01:17:59):
the hard it makes it makes no sense. Yeah, well
we've grown up with it and we can't have it.
Makes sense. Okay. These are once again songs that were
not intended to be for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
This was the one that surprised me. Jingle Bells. Some
sources credit the original song the one Horse, Open Sleigh
to James Lord Pierrepont, who originally wrote it in eighteen
fifty seven after witnessing the famous sleigh races in Medford, Massachusetts,
and intended it to be sung by a Sunday school
students for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Yeah, However, recent research has shown that the earliest recorded
public performance of jingle Bells was at a miss minstrel
What menstrel?

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Menstrul show, A minstrel Wow minstrel I'm laughing Sunday Sunday, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
A review show in Boston in eighteen fifty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
I love you, I love you, my.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Am I N S t R.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
I thought you at a menstrual show.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Which would be casting doubt to the original story of
So who's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Just it's crazy? That that's what that man. Yeah, I mean,
but I think you've got the sleigh bells if you
want to do. It's a joke in the studio. Anytime
I make anything a Christmas song, you just play sleigh bells.
You could make iron Man by Ozia Christmas song if
you had the sleigh bells in it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Joy to the World was originally written by Isaac Watson
the seventeen hundreds. The song actually started out as an
adaptation of the Old Testament Psalm ninety eight, sure before
the existing tune was written by Boston composer and church
musician Lowell Mason in eighteen thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
I think they say that's more of an Eastern song.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Yeah, I can see that the.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Lord has come. I think that's the one. That one,
but the one I don't get. That is a Christmas
song that I can't find any justification for. Is from
the sound of music. Oh right, right right. These are
a few of our favorite favorite because it's potentially gifts.
Potentially we sing that.

Speaker 17 (01:20:01):
In choir for our Christmas content.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
But it doesn't mention it wraps paper wrapping papers.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
It doesn't mention Christmas or Jesus or Santa, which is
why schools like to do it.

Speaker 17 (01:20:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
That's that's an interesting Yeah. Oh yeah that song isn't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
That surprises me? Is here comes Peter cottontail. I believe
that that's not a Christmas song? Yeah, the melody is
so christmasy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Do you have a Christmas song?

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Tons? Do you being ignored?

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Would you like to come back and play a song
for us?

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
I would love to, Well, I mean one of the ones.
What's that one? What's the Mariah Carey one Christmas? That
was originally written for the terrorist prisoners in Guantanamo to
see if they'd cough everybody and we needed something to
play on repeats, over and over and over. The confess No.

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Tannon bomb is also on this list. Sure, it's thought
to date back to the fifteen hundreds. It earned various
verses over the centuries, but with tannan bomb translating to
fur tree, it ultimately became associated with Christmas amid the
widespread adaptation of decorated fur trees in the Victorian era.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
And then we took it with Oh Christmas Tree, that
was always Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Did you sing for jingle Bells? Did you do the
Batman version? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
Batman smells yeah, Robin late in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
A yeap, how does it go again? Bamo, Joker got away.
I never knew there was a second line to that.
I didn't either. That is that is so enlightening. It's
like the Rosetta Stone for me. It's opened up a
whole new world. We'll get some more of these. I

(01:21:57):
I'm a big fan of Christmas music in general. They
are only a couple like I can't take anymore. But
and I like, even as you say the classics, I
love the classics.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
There just needs to be some new classics.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
I think there are. We've already had this argument.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
There are definitely songs that remind me of winter that
aren't winter songs at all. That's just I just when
they were big or wh whenever I heard them a
lot like uh oh boy, Bittersweet Symphony.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Yeah, yeah, that song.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
I remember it played on the music in a movie
theater I worked at, and I remember listening to that
as it just snowed so heavily outside. In movie theaters
it's all glass in the front, so I was just
watching the snow in that song. So that always reminds
me of winter, even though it has nothing to do
with we know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Silent Night was originally written by a guy whose wife
had gone out with her girlfriends. It was originally titled
peace and Quiet. Yeah, and then he said, this isn't
a bad riff. Maybe I can make this little semi religious.
Thank you so much for tolerating this. Coming up, come
and Greg Warren will be our guest here in the

(01:23:01):
Oraaly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
I want to share a letter or comment.

Speaker 11 (01:23:05):
Our email is Bob and Tom and Bob and toom
dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
He left to he smiled and then was a little
embarrassed and ran off, but then he came back after
thirty seconds. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, it was just fantastic.
I had a weird thing. I was at NFL game
yesterday and there was this kid behind me, probably I
don't know, twelve thirteen, and I at first I was
kind of annoyed, and then I noticed something. He was

(01:23:35):
a very astute young man, and he would he'd uh,
he was making the calls me, goh, yeah, I can yeah.
That was that was that penalty downfield. And after a
while then he'd go, yeah, they're gonna do this for
the next and he was right all the time. This
kid needs to get a gig on the network. He
was really smart, really knew what he was much more

(01:23:55):
than me. That's know what he was talking about. That's rare.
When did the I behind you at the stadium talking
about the game actually knows what.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
That was?

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
The defensive holding that. Then you see the guys how you
know this kid's genius. I'm glad he had good seats.
It's very entertaining. Now the guy left to my left
fore seats that wouldn't stop singing food. Okay, we got it. Okay, thanks,
Now maybe let's let's move forward. Here we have Christie

(01:24:29):
Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk reading some of
our Christmas classics on we'll get to those in just
a few minutes, if you got to.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
I thought that was going to treat us to do
you have one song?

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
I have lots? But apparently yes, yea.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
What do we have to do? Excited cass you on
the forehead to.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Get you to sing a song? Is just the one
from the McGonagall brothers.

Speaker 12 (01:24:47):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
I thought that was canceled. I think it was banned.
Oh yeah, you can. You have to do that on
your own that's a group effort.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
I can't replicate that, but I could take something and
make it a very tender.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
You want something's kind of sweet?

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Sure, you know Crystal and Amber, Rosy and Brandy, Angel
and Ginger Raven and Candy. But you recall the most
famous stripper of all, Susie the Sober Stripper, had a

(01:25:20):
very healthy glow, and if you'd breath the lizer, she
would blow a point.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Oh oh.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
All of the other strippers would drink a lot to
numb the pain. Susie would do her homework and never
join their drinking games. Then one sloppy New Year's Eve,
the manager came to say, Susie, with your no so bright,

(01:25:49):
won't you drive us home tonight? All of the strippers
thanked her for getting them home safely. Susie the Sober Stripper,
she won't go down for you or me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
No daddy issues, Sparry Christmas. Oh okay, oh you very much,
bat old Susie. Now let's move forward here in the
world of news. Christy, what have you got?

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
British scientists have developed a pair of robotic trousers that
would allow astronauts to move more freely in space. According
to a study published in Advanced Science. The Lightweight Robotic
Exo suit is worn underneath a space suit and features
artificial muscles that work to help astronauts reduce muscular fatigue
while maintaining natural movements in space.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
I don't want a pair of pants that need Wi
Fi at a password.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
I wonder if it's the same people that did the
parachute pants they've upgraded to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
There was no reason to upgrade those. They were perfect.
They weren't. The old parachute pants was a brief moment
in history.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Oh man, that week and a half. The people with
those were my hero.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Everything comes back.

Speaker 16 (01:27:04):
They're kind of back, only they're calling them barreled pants.

Speaker 17 (01:27:08):
Now, wouldn't you say? That's close?

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
But I just see barrel jeans. Do they make them
in that shiny Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:27:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Para pants are that shiny?

Speaker 21 (01:27:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Almost the parachute pants or is that something different?

Speaker 17 (01:27:23):
Yes, yes, that's what those are.

Speaker 16 (01:27:24):
Yeah, yeah, like the athletic pants are.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
The ones oh I thought he wore? Yeah? Yeah, the
zubas were. I think you can still get them. They
were like a colorful print. Fans write real lightweight.

Speaker 16 (01:27:41):
So did the NFL introduce those or were they their
own thing? And then the NFL took the Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
The NF they licensed them. Yeah, every NFL team had
zubasn Donnie Baker wore them always, always my para.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Pants my grandparents. It was one of those things, was like,
you can get these for Christmas, but both your grandparents
are going in and on.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Yeah them, what color gray? They were like a steel
gray or something. A lot of zippers. They're that expensive.
Oh yeah, yeah when they were, at least for our family.
I don't know, but is there were the guys who
wearing the in that don't touch this or can't touch
this video. Those are hammer pants.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Those are greamely. But the parachute pants did have like
the zippers on them in some instances. Yeah, yeah, but
just is right. They are kind of back in a
different style, like a baggy baggy workout.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Do we have a picture of the robot pants? There
we go. It looks like they look like.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
You just had surgery on both your knees.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
It looks kind of like someone who's had a severe injury.
And it does it not you? No, I know what
I'm saying. They're not pants at all. They go under
your it's what does it say that you put your
pants over them. They're calling them.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
They're calling them robotic, but you suit but you put
it under you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
They are not. No, it's to assist, it's leading whatever
it takes for those guys and women to have to
do whatever they have. Yeah, but see my problem with
this would be if something goes wrong, you're going to
get a wedgie that's going to sever your testicles. You've
got a lot of a lot of metal down there.
The robodgie.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
Oh man, crowd control the major job because robots are
not you know, they're not always right. Like in this case.
A humanoid robot developed my Russian engineers face planted during
its public debut recent video it's the best?

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Has this person already been executed?

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Russia's first humanoid robot with artificial intelligence was being introduced
by developers at a technology event in Moscow when the
robot collapsed on stage after making a few awkward steps.
All video shows two men quickly pulling the robot away
while a third drags a large black curtain across the stage.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Guy roboflop. Yeah, these guys, they're already in siberiaped a
couple of.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Weeks, CEO Vladimir Vitukin told Russian news outlet rb.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
K, please send me to the US. He's now, he's
now a Christmas pillow, and.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Said the robot had been tested under various conditions and
the fall could have occurred due to insufficient lighting or
a malfunction. But yeah, we have the video.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Okay, here we go here to Okay, the robots standing up. Okay,
they turn him on. He very awkward, takes two, three,
four steps and the down. No, you got two more
in there, he goes. He's down.

Speaker 17 (01:30:44):
He looks stronk.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
He does yeah, well he's Russian. Well that's true. They
need a w D forty, not vodka.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
Look, here's the guy with the curve.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
So if you're one of these guys, do you just
take the elevator to the twentieth floor and jump?

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Yeah, so I'll just die now spending the next three
weeks looking over my shoulder. Some guy with an umbrella
with a syringe attached to it. He's gonna just stick
into my thighs. He looks by me to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Someone up to putin and go, oh, let's head eight
billion hits on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Mister president, do you remember the video of Putin's ice
skating and he's going around the rink and he trips
over like this carpet and eats it so bad, and
the two guys behind him, you just seeing their faces,
We're dead. We did we We forgot to move this
little bit of carpet.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
Gosh was putin shirtless even though outside he loves taking it,
loves taking his shirt off. Oh god, Okay. Now coming
up in just a few minutes, we're gonna talk with
comedian Greg Warren. We had a letter about Greg and
his visit to Columbus, Ohio coming up this weekend, that

(01:32:02):
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Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Thank you very much. I like your disclaimer voice Yes,
goview is that at home. Yes, when you're serving, when
you're serving food mash potatoes.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
No one got sick this Thanksgiving, I'm happy to report.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
Okay, very good, very good. Coming up our good friend,
the great comedian Greg Warren, who is packing them in
across the country. Or to get a chance to talk
with Greg and well we'll try to take some of
that stuffinesside of them, right, Josh, that's right. It's the
most modest guy I've ever met. But we can talk
rest with him. Why he's got it, his honk on

(01:34:04):
wrestling and his new special is absolutely brilliant. Every coach
out there watch that. Somebody enjoyed it. Okay, Well we're
going to enjoy it and enjoy Greg from the Arrali
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show, live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Psilac Insurance
Company News desk, maat Godwin's across the way. Hey, Josh,
Jess Hooker's bouncing around the studio and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
There's Jeff Oske at the Price of Sports Desk. Heys
Cosby's there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
I'm Josh Arnold at the I hate Steven Singer's sidekick chair.
And there's Tom Tom. I believe were joined on the
zoom with our good pal mister Greg Warren.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Hey, Greg, how's it going?

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
Greg?

Speaker 22 (01:34:48):
Hey, guys, how you doing good?

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Good? Got a letter here for you, and he has
a hat for you if you haven't noticed. Oh cool
an Otis elevator cap. Yeah, what do you think of
That's nice. I'm a big fan. You know, I'm very
brand loyal. If I go to a high rise building,
if it's not an Otis, I'm taking the stairs.

Speaker 21 (01:35:06):
That's impressive, man, that's brand loyalty right there.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Yeah. Yeah, they've even got them over in Europe. We
got a letter from somebody that was fortunately able to
ride up because it wasn't Otis. Now, Greg, you've got
a bunch of shows coming up in Columbus, Ohio this weekend,
very exciting. And we've got a letter from someone who
really went out of their way to get tickets for
that show on Saturday night. But now their favorite football
teams are engaged in a in a very important football

(01:35:31):
game that evening the Chen championship on Saturday night.

Speaker 22 (01:35:38):
Yes, sir, there is, Well that's not gonna help ticket sales.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
They can go see you on Friday.

Speaker 22 (01:35:48):
You'd be confronted with some good news this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
But you've got three shows on Saturday, if I'm not mistaken.
Is that correct or just two? I think it's two. Okay, Well,
there are people those there are people who enjoy come
that don't enjoy college football. And I know you're doing
an all ages show on Sunday in Columbus.

Speaker 22 (01:36:07):
Yes, yeah, yeah, so that'll be fun.

Speaker 21 (01:36:11):
Yeah yeah that that club is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
It's a really good time. Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
You did a live the first live podcast of the
Consumers last night, and my friend Dave was there in
the Saint Louis area.

Speaker 21 (01:36:24):
He sent me a photo. Oh yeah, yeah yeah. So yeah,
we did some important work. We we did Intimate's pastries
as a brand, big fan. Yeah yeah, and we we
had a sort of a taste off and the cinnamon

(01:36:44):
the crumb top donut was the winner.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
That is a terrific product.

Speaker 21 (01:36:48):
It's an excellent product. So what we did, Josh, is
then we put that crumb top donut up against the
Little Debbie Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Cake and it won against that. Yes it does. Yeah,
it was I agree. So you're you're doing important work. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And is there an extra N and N Tenman's I
don't know.

Speaker 21 (01:37:10):
If yes, there is tens yes, but everybody says intimates, right,
I says, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
It's kind of kind of a little wisp of an
N in there.

Speaker 21 (01:37:24):
You know, that's that's not the brand this week, but
just just to give you a little info on it,
did you guys know they were the first one to
have the see through pastry box?

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Very smart?

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Yeah, yeah, they were Danish is really good?

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Oh you like the Danish? I do?

Speaker 21 (01:37:40):
They were For the most part, most of their business
was in Bay Shore, Long Island, which is where my
grandparents lived, which is oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Now Greg is on tour once again. We mentioned Columbus,
Ohio the Funny Bone coming up this weekend. Your first
show is uh Friday, right, yes, yeah, go seek Regular
and then I know you're going to be in Cincinnati
at Liberty Township's Funny Bone the following Thursday.

Speaker 21 (01:38:06):
You're very busy, yet that's it, you know, Tom. I
don't want to brag, but we've sold out six shows there.
We added a seventh show in Cincinnati, so I think
there's tickets available on that like maybe Saturday matinee show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Let's we're speaking with comedian Greg Warren. What is our
topic for today today?

Speaker 22 (01:38:29):
I want to talk about white Castle Hamburgers.

Speaker 21 (01:38:31):
Guys, interestingly enough, headquartered in Columbus, Ohio, where I'm going
this weekend. But a long time ago, Walt Anderson and
Billy Ingram met at the Rotary Club and they decided
to start a venture. They originally called it the White

(01:38:52):
Castle System of eating houses.

Speaker 22 (01:38:57):
Bit of a mouthful, wouldn't you say?

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
Tom? Yeah? Sings like that.

Speaker 21 (01:39:01):
In the movie that I talk about on this report
several times, the assassination of Jesse Joames by the coward
Robert Ford.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
Blah blah, Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:39:11):
It's too much. They were get ready for it. The
first fast food chain, ohly, now who knew? Did you
guys know that?

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
No, not at all.

Speaker 22 (01:39:24):
Who do you think was number two?

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
Was it McDonald's or I'm gonna say bird?

Speaker 21 (01:39:31):
There was White Castle in nineteen twenty one, KFC in
nineteen thirty, and Dairy Queen and McDonald's both came in
nineteen forty. Okay, at Jack in the Box nineteen fifty one.
They this is sort of coming off of the you

(01:39:54):
know meat would meat didn't have such a good name
in the early nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 22 (01:40:00):
Thanks to our buddy Upton Sinclair who wrote The Jungle.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Well, he pointed out some things that maybe needed to
be changed. Yes, Josh.

Speaker 21 (01:40:09):
One of the quotes in the book was, they used
everything about the hog except the squeal.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:40:21):
So that the name white castle, the white was to
connote uh cleanliness, uh and the castle was to indicate
permanence and stability.

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
Mm.

Speaker 21 (01:40:35):
Apparently that back in the day that the the hamburger
industry was very fly by night.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
This this is true, Like this is true. I don't
know what it was like.

Speaker 21 (01:40:47):
Uh, hey, we go get that Joe's Hamburger's Now, that's
a that's a Joe Anne fabrics now. And they were
they were real big on the clean stuff. Of course,
because of the meat. The employees had to wear clean
white shirts, white pants, and aprons. Hair was to be
covered by a white paper cap. Fingernails were to be

(01:41:10):
kept clean. That seems obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Fingernails weren't covered by tiny white paper caps like bugles.

Speaker 21 (01:41:18):
Yes, yes, And elaborate jewelry and wriststratches were strictly prohibited.
So from what I could tell, flavor flavor would not
not have had a job back then at dairy Queen.
I'm sorry, not yeah, I'm sorry. White Castle, yes, yeah,

(01:41:39):
he had. He had elaborate jewelry. I'm talking about the
clock around, isn't it right?

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:41:47):
They were vertically integrated, which means this is a tricky
term for me, but it's They had like a paper
hat company called paper Linen, I got you.

Speaker 22 (01:42:02):
And then they had.

Speaker 21 (01:42:03):
A company they made porcelain steel buildings, which was what
their buildings were. They tried that, uh uh, paper buildings
in porcelain steel hats, but they.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Didn't work out very well.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
No, no, it makes sense. Really the first righty day
and it was uh, it was over.

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
Uh.

Speaker 21 (01:42:27):
They helped during World War Two build amphibious vehicles.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
White Castle, yes, White Castle did.

Speaker 21 (01:42:36):
They said they smelled a bit like onions, but they
were they worked fine.

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
You ever hear that that White Castle didn't use onions.
They used beats. No, I didn't know that, like it
was something that was like way cheaper to use beats
than onions. I don't know. I don't know how way
cheaper beats are sounds like that's not true, and onions,
I know, I think beats are more expensive.

Speaker 21 (01:43:01):
They're definitely more expensive. The other thing is this little secret, guys,
uh from a shopper, regular shopping. You know how the
produce bags are just they're just not very good. Oh yeah, okay, yeah,
but you go over to that onion and potato section.
They got some real sturdy produce bags. I shouldn't probably

(01:43:23):
say this on air, but I I go over there,
get get onion and potato bags and take them over
and put broccoli in them.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
Oh you're a monster. Yeah, I know, there's a convenient
life hack. I'll have to remember that never.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
I stopped using them. I've stopped using them for onions
and potatoes. I just let those they're they're free balling
in my in my cart and car.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Just rolling around in the cart. I skin them.

Speaker 22 (01:43:52):
I guess that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Have you ever heard of the white castle stuffing for
a turkey at Thanksgiving? I haven't, but I don't. That's
a big thing. I don't care for stuffing. Really. Oh
my gosh, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
I guess at my table this year that had never
had stuffing before, they never had it at their family thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
Yeah, I just yeah, I was shocked.

Speaker 21 (01:44:22):
I baked pies this year though, guys, you're very good
at that baked three uh three pumpkin and three sweet
potato pies.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Nice. Nice. Give anybody a good stuffing you like that,
particularly like Tom. No, but I'm to go go back
to my original point. There was a if you google it,
there is a there is a white Castle uh stuffing recipe.

(01:44:52):
It's kind of popular.

Speaker 22 (01:44:55):
I'm gonna guess he was googling that during this report.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
I am the only thing I googled. I'm looking at
a very nice picture. It says Greg Warren The Salesman,
which I was actually referencing earlier. I was if you're
if you are any kind of a coach, you must
hear Greg's comedy special The Salesman. It is that the
hunk about coaching in sports is just dead on brilliant.

(01:45:19):
So I highly recommend it not to mention where the
field corn grows, which I'm now popping up, or his
latest special of the champ Yes, sorry, you always forget
the new one. Sorry, No, I'm i little. I'm staring
at the at his website, looking at his dates.

Speaker 21 (01:45:34):
Did you guys know there were several White Castle knockoffs
back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
White Palace I went to. There was kind of a hot,
hot server there who was a little promiscuous. Oh man,
it was really something.

Speaker 21 (01:45:50):
I went in there and movie Susan Sarandon. It's it's
not there was. There was a white Fortress, there was
a white hut. And then this is my favorite white
castle knockoff. It was called white Castle with a K.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
No.

Speaker 21 (01:46:09):
No, they just just white Castle. They just did it,
you know. They they they would say take home a sack,
take home a sackful, I believe is their uh wow, Loogan,
take home a sack fulle that's white castles. There was
a company in Milwaukee called White Tower, and uh, they

(01:46:31):
had a whole different slant on it. They said take
home a bag full. There were some restaurants sued. They
were sued in nineteen twenty nine for eighty two thousand dollars.
I'll say, wasn't crystal pretty much the same thing?

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
Too?

Speaker 21 (01:46:48):
Very good crystal, different clean as a crystal? Is why
they they came up with that name. I don't know
if there was any legal proceedings in vin.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Cristals are bigger than white castles, and they're very mustard heavy.
Oh are they? I like I've never had a crystal.
There were a lot of some other white Castle rip offs.
I know in the fifties there are a lot of
restaurants that were whites only.

Speaker 22 (01:47:12):
I think that's a different thing, Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
But you do talk about vertical integration. If you're standing, yeah,
if you can play hoops. I don't think I even mentioned this.

Speaker 22 (01:47:26):
This this thing started in Wichita, Kansas.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Did you hear my whites only, Joe? He just gave
a look radio listen. Thanks, Pat, I've.

Speaker 22 (01:47:43):
Josh, you want to go back to your joke. I
think I covered it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
I would like to cover it right now. We're like
a cat in the litter box. Greg Warren is our guest.
Greg is a distinguished stand up comedian. He's got a
secret project out there. I'm not even gonna mention it,
but he does have, as you mentioned, some dates coming up,
including Columbus, Ohio this weekend and I Must See, and

(01:48:07):
some great specials that are floating around out there, including
The Champ which you can find on YouTube, The Salesman,
and Where the Field Corn Grows all terrific.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
Hey, Greg, did you know so you and I grew
up in the Saint Louis area and White Castle had
onion rings. Other areas have onion petals or.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
Ships yeah, called onion ships. Yeah yeah yeah, And it's
always disappointing me because I want the rings. Yeah, I agree,
white Castle. Aren't they the ones that they have the
chicken rings? Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:48:39):
Chicken which just sound awful, And I gotta say I
tried one and it was like, this is pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Yeah, they're delicious. They are tasty. Yeah, Oscar, you a
big chicken ring?

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Guys, Oh well, the kids are and we get the
bag of twenty and there's usually two or three left.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
Yeah, I like it. Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:48:59):
They They moved from Wichita to Columbus after I believe
Walt got into the aviation business. Billy took it over
and it's still no franchises. It is owned by the
Ingram family.

Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
I didn't know that either.

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
This is true.

Speaker 21 (01:49:17):
I called White Castles like headquarter number one, eight hundred
number to ask about franchises, just because I was curious.
It said for franchise information, press five. I press five.
We do not have franchises. They made me press a
button for it. I was like, for the free Hamburger

(01:49:41):
drive away, press seven. There is no free Hamburger giveaway.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
By the way, are there any of those numbers where
they haven't recently changed their menu? Never noticed that every
time you call them pay attention, we've changed. Oh yeah, yeah,
every time you're right, Tom, they do. There should be
some understanding. Well, Greg Warren, be sure to go see
him in Columbus, Ohio. And if you have tickets to that,

(01:50:10):
uh that Saturday night show and you're a big football fan,
maybe you can sell them on the secondary market.

Speaker 3 (01:50:15):
Okay, they're going for big box, but there it's.

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
Always what time is that game? By the way, guys,
you guys don't know what you did to Greg this morning.
This is this is a horrible news something.

Speaker 21 (01:50:28):
Actually, they just they basically ruined two shows.

Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
Yeah, no, you'll do. You'll be fine. You sold out
all those shows in Cincinnati.

Speaker 21 (01:50:41):
Cincinnati is not that far away. Columbus was looking really
really good.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
I bet they sell out. I bet they do too. Yeah,
and those Cincinnati can head over there. Okay, thanks Greg.
It's always a great pleasure. Now I see you, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
And the key to white Castle slighter stuffing is take
the pickles off of the white.

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
Oh okay, all right, makes sense? And do you chop
them up.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
Yeah, you tear them up and you put them in
the pan. You just put chicken broth on.

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
It really doesn't mean, you know, you got your bread.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
You got your being there.

Speaker 3 (01:51:12):
It only takes thirty five minutes to cook. It's not
a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
A little side dish. There you go. Yeah, we learned.
We learned a couple ofays ago with ninety was it
ninety percent of people said the best part about Thanksgiving
was the side dishes.

Speaker 3 (01:51:24):
And I have to agree that the lady at our
table had never had stuffing before. She loved it, but it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
Was just had she ever had a good stuffing.

Speaker 3 (01:51:32):
I didn't ask that what it is stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
Here's a Zelda, you're pretty uptight r good stuffing.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
Her family just didn't have it. I mean that's how
people wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:51:43):
Condoning off family. It was not for our family. Would
it be great if there were there were religious orders
that had some completely wacky, you know sort of things
you couldn't do. Oh there are on Friday?

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
But yeah, exactly, except even more incredibly bizarre. You know,
if you're gonna get a McDonald's fish sandwich, you uh,
you can't have the cheese. What It's just like a
crazy random But now that you mentioned it, they're all
that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you pick religion they've got
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Speaker 13 (01:53:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
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There's Christy Lee at the Zilac Insurance Company News desk. Hello,
Pat Godwin always finds his way to my heart.

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
I Josh, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
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(01:54:48):
Josh Arnold of the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair
and there he is still filled with pie and turkey
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
And Tom Crisply, I just want to say I was
doing some reading over the week. Yeah, And if you're
a kid out there, it's my understanding that you're more
likely to get a response from Santa if you actually
write a letter as opposed to texting or emailing. Right,
I'm just saying that's what That's what the authorities are

(01:55:17):
telling you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
Yeah, he likes the snail mail.

Speaker 17 (01:55:21):
Sure is there a Santa text line?

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
If there isn't, I think I heard Tom that even
like the text lines and the emails and stuff. Those
don't actually go directly to Santa, but the letters do.
Oh so, okay, all right, good to know.

Speaker 3 (01:55:38):
Good to know your kids send letters to Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:55:41):
There have already been some lists that have shown up. Okay, good.
I have a nine year old that has better handwriting
than I do.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
That's I had a list emailed to me with links
to all of the things they wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:55:59):
I love it.

Speaker 17 (01:56:00):
Unasked for that.

Speaker 16 (01:56:00):
He goes, just send me five things that you want
and I said, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
Yeah that was sweet. Yeah it was great.

Speaker 16 (01:56:07):
Adult kids, I get gifts now, Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:56:11):
So was your list incursive?

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
No? No, no, no, then I would have shredded it
had it been. They know my rules? Really, yes, no,
cursive is firm.

Speaker 3 (01:56:23):
Did they learn cursive or were they?

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
I don't hope. Well, if nothing, they're semi illiterate. Okay,
let's just move forward. What have you got over there
at the news desk?

Speaker 3 (01:56:32):
Three Austrian nuns who ran away from their retirement home
are going to be allowed to stay in their former
convent under a few conditions. I don't know if you
remember this story.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
But that's just one of the rules the Catholic this
gave you. You don't think that's a rule. Nuns aren't
allowed to scissor let him just stew in it.

Speaker 3 (01:56:53):
Sistertte eighty eight, Sister Regina Don't Say eighty six, and
Sister Aria eighty two made headlines back in September after
they fled their retirement home to return to their Clouster
Goldenstein convent.

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
You go clouister, not cloister. Yeah, it says Closter. I
just found it unusual that it's a Catholic convent called
named Golden Golden Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57:20):
I saw that Tooit a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
In touch with how this is supposed to work.

Speaker 3 (01:57:24):
The three women said they were taken out of the
convent and transferred to a Catholic retirement home against their will.
In twenty twenty three, the octogenarians had regained access to
their convent with the help of a former students in
a locksmith.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
This just shouts movie yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57:39):
A spokesman for the provost.

Speaker 1 (01:57:41):
Harold Schliffe ol Slify.

Speaker 3 (01:57:45):
Told the Austrian Press agency that he has made them
an offer to stay for now, but among the conditions
they have to give up their social media accounts, which,
by the way, it amassed hundreds of thousands of followers
after this incident.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
Well it is you can live here, but no more,
only fans please.

Speaker 3 (01:58:01):
And they will be allowed to stay and be provided
with medical care and spiritual with support from a priest.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
This reminds me of have you seen that commercial it's
for Amazon with the three ladies sitting in the park bench. Oh,
that's a sweet commercial. And they order the uh sled
the sleds or the seats at least to go on
the slope. Yeah, and they're they're playing a pat they're
playing a Beatles song. I think they're playing in my life. Yes,
they are an instrumental version of it. It's a great commercial.

(01:58:28):
But this this has to be made into a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:58:30):
The nuns have indicated in a statement they're not entirely
happy with the offer, saying it had quote the character
of a gagging contract.

Speaker 1 (01:58:38):
Well, yeah, yeah, they they they're gonna let them live
in the place that they've been for years, only if
they get off the media. They're winning this thing. They're
they're winning the pr war. Yeah they can. They can
probably sell the movie rights and buy the convent maybe
if it's for sale. Although I understand mister Golden Times

(01:59:02):
offer quite a hard bargain. How can this place be
called just It just makes no sense. It's I think
it must be said that social media can be a
bad habits doing none thing. You have to get a
bad habit joking. This has to be This place has

(01:59:24):
to be freezing. Why it's in the Alps. It's got
to be colder than hell in there. I mean, are
they going to be able to get for years? I know,
but they it's they've been kicked out, it's been shuddered,
and they break.

Speaker 3 (01:59:35):
Back in use wood like they did before.

Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
Would probably these poor nuns out there chopping up wood.
They want to be there, man, I know, but I
hope they have at least a decent heating and well
never mind, if you want to you work.

Speaker 3 (01:59:48):
For it, have to heating and cooling.

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
I bet these nuns are tougher than I'll ever be. Yeah,
A Sister Act Escape to the Alps, Nuns on the Run.
That's a great movie. Which is which is the one
with Whoope Goldberg? That's Sister and Sister Act two back
in the Habit. Okay, well we'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (02:00:12):
Also starring the very racist Lauren Hill. Yeah, yeah, I
don't know if she was racist.

Speaker 3 (02:00:18):
Then I see, Oh, this place is a lot more.
It's not what I was expecting. It's a lot it's
it's kind of it's.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
Almost like a Swiss shellow. Yeah, exactly. You're gonna have
to heat it.

Speaker 3 (02:00:31):
Well, I'm sure they have a Yeah, it does as modern.
I was thinking of.

Speaker 1 (02:00:37):
Some same same here, some old monk.

Speaker 3 (02:00:40):
A monastery thing.

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
Yeah, okay, well what now? What's coming up in the news, Christie?
Coming up?

Speaker 3 (02:00:46):
We have escargo stolen. We have a woman eighty two
in the news again. This time she was not in
an a nunnery. She was hit by a train.

Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
And if she lived, that's amazing. Yeah, she's a fine.

Speaker 3 (02:01:01):
Well she's will be Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:01:04):
One of those trains at the mall.

Speaker 17 (02:01:07):
Three miles per hour.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
It was actually a full blown Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:01:13):
We have If you're a dog owner, listen up. Do
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out about that.

Speaker 1 (02:01:20):
Yeah. I think maybe he is always licking himself on
the couch. Yeah the couch. Is that what you meant
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There's Christy Lee at the Zilac Insurance Company news desks,
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I've got a question, We've got answers, my friend. There's
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Speaker 1 (02:02:22):
I was thinking about we were just talking about that
the three nuns that they were kicked out of their
Is it a convent or a nunnery?

Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
Is the convent attached?

Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
Is it? Now?

Speaker 3 (02:02:31):
It's a school as well. But the Archbdiocese there in
Austria parent I did some deep time.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
They kicked them out.

Speaker 3 (02:02:38):
They kicked them out, and they're having yeah, and they're
having trouble with getting nuns yet. They kicked the three
out that.

Speaker 1 (02:02:42):
Were there, and then but they then they quite literally
hired a locksmith broke back in. Yeah, and now there's
a big contract. Are they going to be They have
millions of followers and TikTokers.

Speaker 3 (02:02:53):
They're allowed to stay, but they have to get rid
of their social media accounts and no media contacts.

Speaker 1 (02:02:58):
Okay, weird now. So that reminded me to a little
bit of that commercial I mentioned for Amazon where the
three sweet old ladies they buy the seas for the
sleds and you see them, you know, gracefully going down
the sledding hill, just having a ball. It's a very
sweet commercial. There's a sequel coming. Yeah, one of them,

(02:03:22):
one of them collapses going up there, and then it
shows the other two ordering rope on Amazon so they
can drag her. That's better than what I was gonna
have more?

Speaker 3 (02:03:36):
Are you gonna bring a coffin?

Speaker 1 (02:03:37):
In? A coffin? And then the bob sled right down
on top of him. She would have wanted it this way.
It's as sweet as commercials. They go from the Beatles
in my Life to a Helter Skelter and they have
the wild Lady. Okay, that's mean, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:03:56):
Skelter Skelter. The song come before Helter Skelter the movie.

Speaker 1 (02:03:59):
Yeah before yeah, I mean Manson said, I mean he
used it as a he was yeah, oh okay, yeah,
why don't we do a little bit of history. What
do you say? Let's get some education pumped out of
the story, out of this, out of this. What am
I trying to say? I can't talk and look at

(02:04:21):
the here we go December first, Oh, every big, this
is a good one. You'll know this Josh eighteen eighty seven.
Sherlock Holmes and doctor Watson made their first print appearance
in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's story entitled boy, I don't
know that. I don't remember the first one. I wouldn't

(02:04:44):
have a study in Scarlett Ah okay, also a chapter
in Clark Gables book. You'll know Let's see who's gonna
you'll know this one, mister Godwin nineteen fifty three, before
or you were born, but now famous. The first edition
of Playboy published, featuring a naked.

Speaker 4 (02:05:06):
Who Playboy fifty three, the very first Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05:12):
Famously, there was no date put on it because they
didn't know if they wanted to, I didn't know how
long it would be on the new stand, so there
was no poll date on the on the cover, and
it famously replaced the series catalogus in the jacketarium. Let's
see now, Oh that's too sensitive. Oh, there you go.

(02:05:34):
Josh twenty nineteen, the earliest traceable patient developed symptoms of
COVID nineteen in Wuhan, China. Ye bitten by bat? Huh?

Speaker 21 (02:05:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:05:46):
Yeah? He had a batsand which market market bat meat?
All the way through? Happy Birthday to Woody Allen? Ye
thank you?

Speaker 3 (02:06:00):
Does he was terrible ninety ninety?

Speaker 1 (02:06:03):
I was, I was gonna say. I think his parents
lived well into their nineties. Oh, and I believe he
says his most recent movie what will be his Last?

Speaker 12 (02:06:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:06:16):
Really?

Speaker 1 (02:06:17):
His son is in his wife's name, soon widow. What's
a tough crowd joke?

Speaker 10 (02:06:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:06:30):
Work in dark Today?

Speaker 1 (02:06:32):
He published his first novel, what do you? Yeah? Uh?
And if you read deeply into the whole background, he
didn't do anything wrong. Let's see nineteen forty five. I
don't know if you should take that. Oh your stepdaughter,
that was odd, but mea Pharaoh's a psycho? Okay, Happy birthday,

(02:06:57):
Happy birthday, Bett Middler. I love her too. She's funny. Yeah,
I saw her in person. She is tiny. Yeah, that
makes me love her even more. I didn't know that.
She's like a little tea and she's great. Uh. Pablo Escobar,
I love him. You know, he is shockingly tall. You

(02:07:18):
know what's funny about him is though he's more memorable now,
not the cocaine, but for the hippos. Of course.

Speaker 2 (02:07:24):
Yeah, I looked into it. He really didn't do anything
at all.

Speaker 1 (02:07:27):
No, I looked up what that means, Pablo Escobar. Yeah,
his name is Paul Broom Broom. There's some sort of
Escobar brands bar. Maybe maybe I read it wrong. The
point is the name Paul Broom is not as scary

(02:07:48):
as something he's gonna take your eyeballs and put him
in the jar apparently. Yeah, that's what it means. Translator
nineteen fifty one. The greatest bass player, Jocko Pastorius, anyone
I've heard of? Hegira, the great Joni Mitchell. He's a

(02:08:10):
living And here's the one I was citing earlier, Zoe Kravitz.
She spells itze. This doesn't have the umlaut or the
accident egu or whatever. The so why was in it? Jizzo?

Speaker 4 (02:08:22):
My mother's birthdays today?

Speaker 1 (02:08:26):
Godwin? Does she know it. She had the radio. By
the way, I am forgiven now because Josh oh she laughed.
Josh old me Pat needed a laugh. Okay, after the Escobarnk,
I wouldn't have known who this guy was except for

(02:08:48):
something that happened last week. Born in two thousand and three.

Speaker 3 (02:08:52):
Robert Irwin, Yes, Steve Irwin's son.

Speaker 1 (02:08:55):
And he won Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 3 (02:08:58):
Yeah, doll, that old family.

Speaker 1 (02:09:01):
Yeah real Cindy.

Speaker 3 (02:09:02):
Isn't that his sister's name?

Speaker 4 (02:09:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:09:04):
Yeah, Robert, and.

Speaker 12 (02:09:05):
She had a baby.

Speaker 1 (02:09:06):
Yeah, y did you have one or two?

Speaker 2 (02:09:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:09:08):
I don't know. Well's got kids? I know that there,
we got kids? She does. Oh well, let's move on.
We have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.
What's happening over there?

Speaker 12 (02:09:18):
Well.

Speaker 3 (02:09:18):
According to a new poll, most dog owners feel that
their pets mirror their personalities. The Talker Research survey of
two thousand dog owners found that eight and ten I
think it was genuinely fate that they were matched.

Speaker 1 (02:09:30):
With their dog.

Speaker 3 (02:09:32):
Seventy percent of pet parents described their dog as their
emotional twin, and over fifty five percent go even further
to describe their pets as their soulmate.

Speaker 2 (02:09:41):
Okay, wow, there's a fair amount of projection here.

Speaker 1 (02:09:44):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine, right, yes, yeah, your pet.

Speaker 3 (02:09:47):
Seventy five percent of respondents feel they share an unspoken
understanding with their pet all the time or often, and
eighty percent say their dog instantly sues their anxiety.

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
I believe that. Oh sure, yeah, certain times I don't
feel like my dog. Yeah, some of the licking locations,
you know, some of the butt scooting.

Speaker 16 (02:10:09):
Can't handle that noise, the lick noise o, the slurping
of the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (02:10:15):
And Tom, I will say this, tried the butt scooting.
It feels nice.

Speaker 1 (02:10:20):
I carpet, you're out.

Speaker 2 (02:10:23):
I've had anche where I considered it.

Speaker 1 (02:10:27):
It's a good move. I would like to see that.
It'd be very, very awkward, awkward to explain. Yeah. Well.

Speaker 3 (02:10:37):
And other news, speaking of dogs, a Chicago man held
a welcome home party after being reunited with his long
lost dog. Mister Edmund Lighthall told ABC News his poodle
mix named Peter went missing from his family backyard ten
years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:10:53):
Obviously very concerned.

Speaker 3 (02:10:55):
Then last month, his father received a message that Peter's
microchip bisbane scanned and he was found.

Speaker 1 (02:11:01):
At the bottom of Lake Misery. Of course, in those days,
micro chips were the size of cameras.

Speaker 3 (02:11:10):
Yeah, mister Lighthall said he drove forty five minutes from
Chicago to Hammond, Indiana to pick Peter up.

Speaker 7 (02:11:15):
He is.

Speaker 3 (02:11:16):
Family and friends recently gathered at a local park to
celebrate Peter's Well, wait, but.

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
It doesn't say there's two kids just crying around the
dog for ten years. We have to assume another family
had it. Yeah, that's it to me, that's all. That's
completely selfish. But you have to let that dog stay
where it is.

Speaker 5 (02:11:35):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:11:35):
If you look at a map with Chicago to Hammond,
this dog survived Gary, Indiana. He's a tough beast. Yeah,
let's be a pit. Good for him.

Speaker 2 (02:11:47):
It's that dog stays where it is. You don't take
that dog away from the family of ten years.

Speaker 17 (02:11:57):
There's no way that dog has just been wandering the street.

Speaker 2 (02:11:59):
No, it's it was clearly in a home. Or you
do bring it home. You're like, hey, I found the
dog just in time for it to die. H. Well,
that's a terrible story.

Speaker 1 (02:12:10):
Yeah, what's coming up.

Speaker 3 (02:12:15):
You're now estimated to be fourteen or fifteen years old,
and it's unclear what happened to him during the decade
he was missing, So maybe he was at a shelter.

Speaker 1 (02:12:25):
We don't know. Nope, this guy stole from my backyard.
Its terrible, but you must be pretty healthy if they
didn't have him scanned for fourteen.

Speaker 3 (02:12:37):
Years, yeah, for ten years?

Speaker 1 (02:12:38):
Yeah? Okay, well all right, well let's i'll move forward.
What's coming up?

Speaker 21 (02:12:43):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:12:43):
Coming up?

Speaker 3 (02:12:44):
We have one hundred thousand dollars worth of snails stolen.
We have counterfeit children's toys being confiscated. We never did
get to our fish pedicure story.

Speaker 1 (02:12:57):
And I don't even know fish had feet. Yeah right,
that's got to be slimy work.

Speaker 3 (02:13:07):
And what would you what links would you go to
to pay for your wedding? We have one groom's idea
coming all.

Speaker 1 (02:13:13):
Right, well this should be very interesting. We go to
look forward to that. Now what what else? What did
I want to mention? Oh? We do have some I
want you to make your Christmas requests? Okay for stuff
from the Bob and Tom catalog. I've found a cache
of them. If you will, we'll be getting to uh shortly.

(02:13:38):
The thing is I have to say which ones of
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Speaker 3 (02:13:42):
Well, why would you have them if we're not allowed
to play them? Wouldn't they not put those in your hands?

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That's the mistake. That's a mistake that they often made. Yeah,
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Now coming up a Christmas classic from the Bob and
Tom Band and orchestra from the Rally Auto Parts Studios.

(02:15:34):

Speaker 2 (02:15:38):
Hey there, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Sielak
Insurance Company News Desk.

Speaker 1 (02:15:44):
Happy to be here.

Speaker 2 (02:15:45):
There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Josh, Jeff Hooker. Next, to him, Hello,
And next to her it's Jeff Oscate the Prize Picksports desk.
That's right as Cosby across the way. Hey, I'm Josh
Arnold at the I hate Stephensinger Sidekicks Share and there's
Tom Griswold.

Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
Well think our very much. It's good to see you guys.
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving, Yes, and we hope
you did too. You got your tree app yet, Josh, No,
not yet, not yet.

Speaker 2 (02:16:08):
I took down all the Thanksgiving stuff, and today will
be the day that I break out the Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:16:14):
Decorations and everything.

Speaker 3 (02:16:15):
You flip the pillows over. Is there a Christmas pillow?

Speaker 5 (02:16:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:16:18):
But I have a Christmas pillow that sits in the
closet until now that's actually out. I did put that
out because I was in that closet putting away an
air mattress and went, oh, well, grab the Christmas nice.

Speaker 1 (02:16:30):
Air mattress or air mattress, air filled dull. Well, with
a little imagination, it becomes an air filled woman.

Speaker 5 (02:16:41):
Large.

Speaker 1 (02:16:42):
But Bertha's very gentle. And I see now when you
set your tree up, do you play Christmas music? I
will have a Hallmark Christmas movie on.

Speaker 3 (02:16:51):
I watched one. It wasn't officially a Hallmark Is it
a Hallmark movie if it's not on Hallmark?

Speaker 1 (02:16:56):
No, but I think a Hallmark movie now promise or
something is a genre. Yeah, it was that time. I
mean it's it's exactly yeah. Yeah. Now, if you were
listening a while back, I mentioned that they hadn't really
edited my page of Christmas stuff over here. They've just

(02:17:17):
removed two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve, forty seventeen of
the pieces have just loved. Yeah, job, Jason, thank you
very much. That or there taking themselves out saving our jobs.
I'm not sure. So we'll be hearing some of the
great Bob and Tom Christmas stuff coming up in a

(02:17:37):
matter of moments. But first we visit Christie Lee.

Speaker 3 (02:17:39):
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Speaker 2 (02:17:52):
Oh, I had a quick question for decorating the tree.
Do you decorate it with the kids?

Speaker 1 (02:17:58):
Do they?

Speaker 4 (02:17:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:17:59):
They not a lot? We did.

Speaker 2 (02:18:03):
I've wondered if any other parents do this. So we
let the kids decorate the tree. We just sit and watch.
We put the fake fire on the TV, and we
put on some Christmas music and uh uh, and then
the kids get done decorating the tree, and then they leave,
and then we spend the next hour while I sit
there and watch my girlfriend redecorate the tree and put

(02:18:24):
them the way they should be. Does anyone else do that?

Speaker 1 (02:18:28):
Yes? Absolutely, But your kids.

Speaker 2 (02:18:29):
Are Yeah, somehow they missed two square feet of free
like why did you just do it with them at
the same time? Oh no, It gives them a feeling
of independent.

Speaker 3 (02:18:43):
I don't know you they come out and go, hey,
I don't want.

Speaker 1 (02:18:49):
You always get a second opinion on the lights begin
then you can stand back and you squint see if
there are any spots where they're not. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:18:57):
Sure, we get the tree that already has the light.

Speaker 1 (02:19:00):
Yeah, that's perfect.

Speaker 17 (02:19:01):
You don't wrap more.

Speaker 1 (02:19:02):
Uh no.

Speaker 2 (02:19:04):
And it has the color change so we can whatever
color you want depending on the moon and.

Speaker 1 (02:19:09):
Go all white multicolor. It's my understanding. I don't want
to anybody up said, it's understanding that what that Santa Claus.
You tend to get better gifts for the real tree.
That's a total lie. Don't believe any of that. Kids.

Speaker 3 (02:19:22):
Is your Christmas tree more decorative or more children decorative?
Do you know what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 1 (02:19:28):
Yes, No, we were in charge of the tree adults.

Speaker 17 (02:19:32):
It's Creighton Barrel Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:19:37):
We have standards us.

Speaker 16 (02:19:40):
It's for the kids have their own trees in their
bedrooms though, right, yes, yeah, so they could.

Speaker 3 (02:19:46):
Decorate those those are fake though. Okay, my tree, even
to this day is still all kids. So I mean
it's we still put stuff they made when they were.

Speaker 1 (02:19:56):
In frustrated on its course.

Speaker 3 (02:19:59):
On your tree.

Speaker 1 (02:20:00):
It's placed where they wanted to be placed.

Speaker 17 (02:20:02):
Right, Yeah, there's a theme and.

Speaker 1 (02:20:05):
It's just to measure the distance between ornaments. Does if
you make Amy? We did it, Kelly. We were there,
I was present.

Speaker 16 (02:20:20):
We have our first artificial tree this year, and uh,
I have to say, I'm really sad we waited this lot.

Speaker 6 (02:20:26):
They're amazing, right they are.

Speaker 16 (02:20:28):
It's not dead already usually, I mean we don't have
to water it.

Speaker 3 (02:20:32):
I have one that's got a pedestal. You push the
button and it flips up and then.

Speaker 1 (02:20:36):
You're missing the best part putting it, putting in the
roof of your car and then getting yelled getting yelled
at because you're not going fast enough, and I'm pointing out, look,
I don't want to hit the brakes and have this
tree come flying into the current.

Speaker 3 (02:20:47):
I don't have tree, what pine needles all over my house.

Speaker 2 (02:20:52):
I could buy a real tree, or I could for
the same price by six artificial trees.

Speaker 1 (02:20:58):
Yes, not more. Some of those artificial trees are a
couple thousand bucks. Well maybe where not all of us
go to restoration hardware for our test A nice lunchwife there.

Speaker 2 (02:21:14):
You apparently have not checking out the Christmas tree isle
at the Dollar General.

Speaker 1 (02:21:20):
You imagine eating and restoration hardware. It's like it's like
a great restaurant.

Speaker 2 (02:21:27):
Twenty two bucks for one cucumber sandwich or whatever the
sounds like.

Speaker 1 (02:21:32):
I'm not, but it's the quality of the people there. Okay,
now you mentioned the Dollar Store. This is one of
my favorites. I hate this One's the one that that
band shot out on the way here. I encourage I
encourage them posting points of view.

Speaker 17 (02:21:55):
I love Christmas spirit.

Speaker 1 (02:21:57):
I generally encourage it. But well, let's just give this
a listen and you can decide Okay, it's only a
minute and nine seconds. Great, you feel like, did you
remember the name of the band, the Fuglies. The Fuglies,
it's a great name for the Here we go.

Speaker 4 (02:22:15):
Next year.

Speaker 13 (02:22:17):
It's gonna be good to go next year. I'm gonna
get my dumps all in a row.

Speaker 6 (02:22:25):
This year, I'm a little late.

Speaker 13 (02:22:27):
There's nothing left here on my plate, and I can't
see it coming. It's a Donas Door Christmas. I'm gonna
hear it comes again, Come the.

Speaker 8 (02:22:38):
Domas Door Christmas.

Speaker 13 (02:22:41):
Here it comes again, like a long long friend with
a baseball back behind his back and a fanny pack
with a bitter pill and other people's best wishes. It's
a Donald Door Christmas.

Speaker 8 (02:22:55):
Now, yeah, Doc Door Christmas. Yeah yeah, yeah, you just

(02:23:17):
wrote yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:23:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, took over. It's great. Some some weird
metaphor pills and a fanny pack or whatever. Pills. Just
try a little harder.

Speaker 2 (02:23:32):
But I didn't go see the Fugle nowhere because they
just padded twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:23:36):
Probably I liked the song he wrote that yesterday. Honestly,
it sounds like so many songs I love from the nineties. Yeah, like,
it's definitely it has promised that they've got a backs amount.
Then maybe they've polished it up. We'll have to call
the fun recency see what's see what's going on. I'm
sure you've we've all been in that situation where at

(02:23:57):
the last minute you've got to grab some gifts.

Speaker 3 (02:23:58):
And yeah, what's your color scheme on your tree?

Speaker 1 (02:24:03):
I don't know. I'll show you a picture of It's green.

Speaker 3 (02:24:06):
Largely, Okay, No, I'm just curious.

Speaker 2 (02:24:09):
To see it because I can also choose between the
smaller lights and the big, fat old style lights.

Speaker 1 (02:24:16):
Really yeah, both at the same time. Yeah, Yeah, it's
a good one. It's a good one that I took
a picture of it, and there's a couple. I'm gonna
have to get another some more lights.

Speaker 3 (02:24:28):
But can you tell a color scheme there?

Speaker 1 (02:24:32):
Huge? I guarantee, Yeah, I had that happen. Maybe it's
just the angle. I put as much effort to that as.

Speaker 3 (02:24:45):
I'm sure it's a beautiful tree.

Speaker 1 (02:24:47):
Don't got this letter here, Dear Bob and Tom show,
sorry to bother you at work. I was wondering if
Jeff Oske noticed if strangers are treating him differently now
that he doesn't look like a raving lunatic.

Speaker 2 (02:25:00):
Yeah, they're talking to me. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (02:25:03):
Once again, once again, on last week we did the
glow up. You call it eggs so called glow up.
Got your bushy hairdo taken down and yeah your beard.

Speaker 2 (02:25:14):
There have to be some negatives though. Now when you
walk by a restaurant, there aren't people walking out giving
you their doggy bags. Yeah, I'm getting a lot less
of that. I'm getting a lot more. Hey, mister, can
I have a dollar? I never got that with my
old Look.

Speaker 17 (02:25:28):
How does your girlfriend like it?

Speaker 1 (02:25:30):
Yeah, she likes the hair.

Speaker 2 (02:25:32):
She doesn't like the look of my face, so she
looks it covered up.

Speaker 17 (02:25:36):
I don't know if you can fix that.

Speaker 4 (02:25:37):
Did you go to an open mic one time looking
like that and you're asked to stand outside?

Speaker 5 (02:25:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:25:42):
The well?

Speaker 2 (02:25:43):
When I I worked the jukebox the first time I
was there, Dan came over and goes, hey, I I
I we like to help people, but I can't have
you hanging out in my lobby. And I go, what
do you mean? He goes, It's just a bad look
for the club. And I go, well, I'm on it
like an hour. He goes, oh, you're one of the comics.
I thought a homeless person wandered ahead. But that's the

(02:26:06):
that's the your girlfriend, that's the look she likes. Yeah, vagrant, Yeah, rebel,
a vagabond.

Speaker 1 (02:26:12):
Apparently you're not like freakish looking. You're a handsome guy.
You look kind of like a Dennis Miller. You got
a full head of hair.

Speaker 2 (02:26:18):
Yeah, no, I've it's a lot of great compliments. People
have been super nice online, which is so rare. Yeah,
I can't believe how well it's gone.

Speaker 3 (02:26:27):
So are you gonna let it grow out again? Or
just keep it a little shorter or longer?

Speaker 1 (02:26:32):
But not long?

Speaker 12 (02:26:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (02:26:35):
What every six months?

Speaker 1 (02:26:36):
You get at He said it was a year?

Speaker 17 (02:26:39):
It was a year since your last one?

Speaker 1 (02:26:41):
Yeah, I think it was, uh may or we have them.
Before and after posted, Hey, so you're gonna have a
holiday beard again this year? Of course? Yeah? Yeah, you'll
just for time.

Speaker 17 (02:26:50):
When does that start?

Speaker 1 (02:26:53):
Okay? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:26:54):
The best comment, which I think got hundreds of likes
on under the picture before and after, said that looks
like the lawyer and I'm also the defendant.

Speaker 1 (02:27:03):
Oh I like that. Yeah, that really did nail it.
Very poetic. Christy Lee is over there at the Sielac
insurance news disc What's happening?

Speaker 3 (02:27:10):
Yes, Customs agents seized over seven hundred and seventy five
thousand dollars in counterfeit children's toys. Officers at the area
Port of Norfolk, Newport News, Virginia obtained a shipment in
September and found it to contain over twelve thousand plush toys,
sixteen hundred backpacks, sixteen hundred music boxes, fourteen hundred snow globes,
and several other counterfeit items. The toys and other items

(02:27:34):
wore protected trademarks including Despicable Me, Game of Thrones, La
Boo Boo, Mickey Mouse, and others. Oh hm, I bet
they came from one A guess for sure.

Speaker 1 (02:27:46):
Yeah, but so do they have to destroy them? Right?

Speaker 3 (02:27:50):
I don't know what they do with them.

Speaker 2 (02:27:52):
Wait, so that new easy Baked meth Oven is not real?
That's a counterfe the one with the minions on it. Yes,
I want I should have.

Speaker 1 (02:28:02):
I wonder what new toys have made the next Toy
Story movie. Well, this this one is all about the iPad, right, Yeah,
the iPad versus the yeah plastic toys. But I mean
I wonder that what's the what's the new one the
La Boo Boo yea. Yeah, I wonder if that made
the cut because.

Speaker 2 (02:28:22):
Yeah, I feel that's maybe a trend type thing. Yeah
too trendy. Yeah, yeah, I just love those movies.

Speaker 1 (02:28:29):
We talked to Tim Allen a couple of weeks ago
and he was working on the voice work with He's
he'd of course does Buzz light Year and Tom Hanks
does Woody. They're they're working on the new one Toy
Story five, So I can't wait to see it. I
love all those movies. What's coming up, Christy?

Speaker 3 (02:28:47):
We have time for this real quick. Over one hundred
thousand dollars worth of best cargo stolen from a French
snail farmer. Thieves broke into buildings on the farm owned
by Le Escargo des Grand Crew. They stole roughly nine
and ninety pounds of snails, both frozen and fresh. They
have scargo. Den Cruz said it will try to replenish

(02:29:08):
in time for Christmas. In New Year's Eve. Sixty percent
of the business's annual revenue is made just during the
holiday season.

Speaker 17 (02:29:14):
Oh, that's a popular day a scargo.

Speaker 1 (02:29:17):
They're probably more popular.

Speaker 17 (02:29:19):
Have you ever had it?

Speaker 1 (02:29:20):
Yes, solicious, I did not care for it. Okay, Yeah,
the police they leave a trail. Absolutely, I can't.

Speaker 3 (02:29:30):
Scargo is just like a lot of butter garlet.

Speaker 1 (02:29:33):
Yeah it's I tried adding salt, but it just shrunk up.
Made you feel sluggish. Yeah, I couldn't eat.

Speaker 17 (02:29:42):
I've never had it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:43):
I will not eat it. So delicious really yeah, great flavor,
I mean butter and okay, yeah, the snail itself was
like a chewy booger. I don't know, yeah something and
I like the flavors, but this didn't. I chipped one
of my back teeth on the shell and it really messed. Yeah,

(02:30:06):
that'll happen. Did you dig them out of the show?
How does it work?

Speaker 3 (02:30:11):
Sometimes they come in like a there's a special snail
escargo dish where they're already.

Speaker 17 (02:30:18):
Yeah, like like like.

Speaker 3 (02:30:21):
Like oysters are like Rockefeller. Yeah you know how they
do that?

Speaker 11 (02:30:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:30:25):
Is this one of those con jobs like caviar? No,
you don't like caviar? All right, I never tried it.
That's that I do want to try. Like eating it's
like eating salt that pops in your mouth, That is.

Speaker 3 (02:30:40):
Right, It's like eating fishakes joke, I'm on you, like
a cheap suit today, you hate it.

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she's in a car parked in the tracks. See we'll
see what happens. From the O'Reilly Autopart Studios. This is
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Speaker 1 (02:32:59):
Show tickets a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (02:33:04):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios. This morning is flown by at
least for me, has it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:33:14):
Is it crawled for you? Jess Hooker?

Speaker 16 (02:33:15):
No, I'm great, glad to be here, so excited.

Speaker 1 (02:33:18):
The Monday molasses.

Speaker 17 (02:33:20):
Is it's hard to get back in the swing right
after a holiday.

Speaker 1 (02:33:22):
For most people. Yeah, and there's.

Speaker 3 (02:33:25):
I have blood drawn today, so I haven't been able
to eat or drink anything but hot water, so I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:33:29):
A little testy. Speaking of little testinges, there's Jeff Jeff
ask the No, No, that's right, not testees.

Speaker 2 (02:33:39):
Oh sorry, Yeah, sure, there's Christiely It's the Sila Insurance
Company news desk. I haven't compared the others. I don't
know pad gob where they fall, I know where they fall. Yeah,
there's a Cosby. I'm Josh Arnold of the I Hate
Stephen Singers side. Sure, there's Tom, thank you very much,

(02:34:01):
whose testes are doing much better than they were three months.

Speaker 3 (02:34:04):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 1 (02:34:04):
Yeah, yeah, nor yesterday they were acting up. They were chilled.
Chilli walk check local listings. We're trying to get some
of the Christmas stuff. I was asking Pat gown and
if you had any gigs coming up, because we were
talking about Al Jackson and will you're gonna be at
the Dayton Funny Bone coming up this week? Also Greg

(02:34:26):
Warren is gonna be in Columbus the Funny Bone. There
for a bunch of great shows. But Pat, you said,
all you have is a private party, private party.

Speaker 4 (02:34:34):
I'm currently writing a little Christmas song for my son
who's decided to go to school in shorts, So I'd
like to do it for you.

Speaker 1 (02:34:41):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:34:41):
Oh, my son is so annoying his teen years. I'm
not enjoying he's wearing shorts. It's twenty degrees. Lat him freeze,
Lat him freeze, laud him freeze.

Speaker 1 (02:34:54):
Very nice. Nice, that's good.

Speaker 2 (02:34:56):
I found this out the other day. Were you guys
aware that I was a told you lose all your
heat out of the top of your head. That's why
you got to wear a hat.

Speaker 1 (02:35:04):
That's all just.

Speaker 2 (02:35:06):
Yeah, it's it's like a fake fact. Some hat company
came up with it to sell more hats.

Speaker 1 (02:35:12):
What. Yeah, that's not. No, no, I can assure you
the hat helps for those of us when it's freezing
out there, you put a hat on. Ah, that's much better.

Speaker 16 (02:35:23):
But I think your point is it keeps you just
as warm as anything else would.

Speaker 2 (02:35:27):
It's not I was always told you have to have
a hat on because you lose all of your heat
out of the top of your Hat's fake.

Speaker 1 (02:35:33):
That is not true.

Speaker 2 (02:35:34):
It loses it everywhere. Every exposed surface loses heat.

Speaker 1 (02:35:38):
Okay, so this is your excuse for not wearing pants
outside in the winter. That's right, Okay, okay, Pat, you
have a so called private gear. I have a private gig.
We'd like to let to feature something from a good
friend of the show, a fine comedy writer. Not you

(02:35:59):
talking about talking about just so you just to prepare
you for your gig. These can be hard. Yeah, here
we go, right now. We're joining the studio by comedian
Mark Gross.

Speaker 23 (02:36:10):
I had to do these corporate gigs, and I did
one the night before. It was a Christmas week. You know,
it's great, we'll get a comedian for Christmas week.

Speaker 1 (02:36:16):
It'll be great.

Speaker 23 (02:36:17):
Well, you know, And so I get in there and
it's the old you know, the podium mic with a
Kurt you know that thing, and I don't. I have
no idea what had gone wrong with this company. It
was like a media buyers group, I believe it was.
It was like an Omaha or something. But I go
in there and they were just it was just you
could just tell something was clearly wrong, really wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:36:35):
By the way, we're to give the announcement about the
downsizing after our next guest. You might have read yesterday
at the paper thirty nine of the forty two of
you will be losing out. Here's comedian Mark Gross.

Speaker 23 (02:36:48):
None of you got your Christmas bonuses. Instead, we've given
them money to this funny young man here. You know,
I don't know something something was wrong. Gross sounds like
a jew to.

Speaker 1 (02:37:01):
Get him up here.

Speaker 23 (02:37:03):
But I'm trying to let this go. I mean literally,
I'm seven minutes in nothing and I'm clean, and I'm going,
what is wrong? And I and people started to shun me. Literally,
they were like they were turning their backs and they're
they're looking down and they wouldn't even face me and
I and I go, I'm totally serious.

Speaker 1 (02:37:21):
They were turning her I could hear their chairs here.
This is horrible.

Speaker 23 (02:37:27):
And I thought well, and I was like, I was like,
I'm at least doing my time, so I'll try and
rip me off. So I get done with it, and
I'm like, thank you, good night, and nobody clutched. Then
I had to walk through the audience to get to
the lady in the back with the check.

Speaker 1 (02:37:40):
I had to do that. I'm like, walk and I
can hear my feet. That's it.

Speaker 23 (02:37:46):
And this lady was in the back room with his
check in her hand, and she and she said it
loud enough so that everyone in the could hear, to save.

Speaker 1 (02:37:52):
Her own, you know, to save her own bacon. And
she goes, well, I hope you're happy, which is never
good for starters. And then she goes, gosh, she goes,
I hope you're happy. You've ruined Christmas. Hilarious, amazing, great comedian,
really fine writer.

Speaker 16 (02:38:13):
Very.

Speaker 1 (02:38:15):
Rough crowd.

Speaker 3 (02:38:16):
No pressure there, Pad, don't ruin Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:38:19):
I like your new song too. Oh thank you, that's great.

Speaker 3 (02:38:22):
Jimmy heard it.

Speaker 4 (02:38:23):
On You See wearing shorts day. Really he is wearing shorts.
That's the text I got Will during during the break.

Speaker 1 (02:38:28):
Okay, well, my ups, guy, words shorts could be twenty below.
He's got the shorts on.

Speaker 3 (02:38:34):
He's going to heat it. Well, you guys have to
get in and out. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:38:38):
Jess Hooker was telling me she's been through this with
her son Max, who was once fifteen. She says, don't
sweat it. It's a flex right, it is there.

Speaker 16 (02:38:44):
They're just gonna do anything to get a rise out
of you. So just shorts today, Jimmy, good call. Let
me know how that works out. Move on, yeah, don't
acknowledge it.

Speaker 1 (02:38:55):
Well, now, speaking of moving, there's a train. I'm moving
toward this. Old lady. What happens?

Speaker 3 (02:38:59):
New Jersey and injured after her car was hit by
a freight train. The eighty two year old told officers
she stopped before the train tracks when she saw the
flashing train lights on Route five thirty five. However, the
woman was actually on the tracks and when the Conrail
freight passed, it struck her car and pushed.

Speaker 1 (02:39:15):
It a quarter mile down the track. So it didn't pass,
it hit it hit her.

Speaker 3 (02:39:20):
The driver suffered a minor leg injury and was taken
to an area hospital for treatment. So they must not
have had gates and she must have gotten out a
little too far.

Speaker 1 (02:39:28):
This is why they shouldn't give them licenses women, that's right.
I mean, why isn't she flattened like one of those
coins at the state fairly put in that machine?

Speaker 3 (02:39:42):
Yes, because, like I said, she probably just had the
corner of her car and it hit this.

Speaker 1 (02:39:48):
It dragged her the whole quarter miles.

Speaker 3 (02:39:49):
Well, it's gonna I mean, I would think you ever heard.

Speaker 1 (02:39:52):
Somebody say, hey, don't put a penny on the tracks, Yeah,
don't do that. What what does the fear there come
off the rail I've heard Now it's a penny and
derail a train. Let's work on that. Yeah, you're right,
seen the video on this. Yeah, the train's pushing her

(02:40:15):
for the whole time, or blinkers off. It's a dust off,
that one every now and then, little snow dust. Okay, yeah, yeah,
but I mean I'm terrified every time I go for
a railroad crossing like that. You get just your word?
The thing is going to stall.

Speaker 3 (02:40:33):
What happens to our depth perception as we get older?
What the hell is that horrible trick?

Speaker 1 (02:40:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:40:38):
Thanks God.

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