The BOB & TOM Show - December 2, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I want to thank you, old Saint Nick for the
stuff that you leave on the eve of Christmas Day.
Worldwide overnight delivery is quite a trick, and it ain't
no one of the Jane got time to shave. I
know that you've been making me a toy up in
the Arctic, and I hope this message reaches you before

(00:42):
you've time to start it. Some folks like their Christmas
is all blue or even white, but for me, the
color green is exactly road Santa, don't you bother with
the chimney normal slip my present into an envelope and
slid it onto the doll calls.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Nothing says Merry Christmas like cash cash can.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, don't need two front teeth or mistletoe kisses Jackson
Franklin and grants my wishes. All I want for Christmases
cash cash cat all. The size is perfect, Ama Styles,
It's right. You know that it's the color I did

(01:30):
and ever would you him miss say this is money
in my pocket, make my butt look big and show
me what the holiday spirits about with a nice wire
transfer into my offshore account.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Call.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Nothing says Merry Christmas like cash cash cat Santa, don't
you be no ev Diza, pay off the balance on
that this hit visa calls or. Nothing says married Christmas
like cash cash cash. Oh, the size is perfect and

(02:05):
the styles is right.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know that it's color I.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Did and now have ever wag himss saying this is
money in my wallet. Make my buttl look big, Sada,
don't you bother with the chimney no more? Slip my
present into an envelope and slide it onto the dark halls.
And nothing says married Christmas like cash cash. Nothing says

(02:28):
married Christmas like cold hard. Nothing says married Christmas like
cash cash cash.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, cash cash cash, that gift always fetch. At Slavata
Tom Show, we were at the O'Reilly Auto Park studios.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
There's Christy Lee.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
She's at the.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
There's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Hi, he's the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
As Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello. There he is.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
He made the mistake of getting involved in an NFL
football game over the weekends. He's still still torn apart yesterday. Oh,
I can't imagine he was a full throttle this morning
about referee off the air and yeah, here's.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Tom, Hi, Tom, how are you doing, buddy? People have
a lot of money in these games. Fixed them up? Okay,
now we have a lot of sporting news to get
to today your letters.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
You know, though, for referee misses a call in the
NFL and college football, that's part of the game, you
know that, right, that that's part of the charm of
the game.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
But if it's fixable when they have cameras at every aime, element, Yeah,
it's the human element. Yeah, tell that to the people
who have.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
The game.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
The Texans, thank you, Christy. The Texans fans were very
excited about the what you call what is it? The
guy at past interference wasn't ten feet close enough to
him to make past interference with what Tom's saying.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Also the well the play clock had run down by
a full second.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Yeah, I've had that happen. Yeah, how about a play
clock runs all the way down. There's two seconds they
snapped the ball, there's two seconds past. Okay, you go
thousand and one zero hot, and when they go hot,
they throw a winning touchdown and beat your team.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Has that ever happened to you happened to me maybe,
oh yeah, happened to everybody who's an NFL fans listening.
And well, you know, we've taken some solace in that. Really,
it really doesn't help all that much.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
That happened in a super Bowl, not in a super.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Bowl, but it's happened a bunch of times. We have
some sure. I think maybe I could cheer you up
right away. I'm fine. You're the one who wants to
wants to kill the referees and down playing it right now,
My god, the crazy one. Thank you, Thank you very
much for your If you had an office here, this

(05:15):
would be good. We could have this frame for you.
You took my office away twice actually, but go ahead.
Well I'm exiting mine and moving to a bigger one.
You can have my office if you like. I don't
want anything from you with that all I'm not already getting.
And apparently that's on you are now on. The honorable
Chick McGee and ambassador of the Andy Griffith Show signed

(05:37):
I'll have this frame for you, Josh, I have one
for you. Oh how about that, Christy?

Speaker 8 (05:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
This is from our friends that published the Andy Griffith
Show newsletter Get.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
One from my husband. He would love.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I'm sure we can make some phone call.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Oh yeah, just don't just run it through the printer again.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh this is this is embossed with a picture of Barney,
Andy and Opie.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
So that's going up in the basement.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well this is not I mean, this is nicer than
my college to Palma. This is serious. That can't be.
It has that embossed gold stamp. It's signed by Randy Turner,
the founder of the Ambassadors of the and signed by
and yeah is it signed by Andy Griffith? No, and
he's no longer. Wow, it's sure that would be something

(06:29):
in spirit. Well, so thank you very much, well externally
cherish that I'll look in to get it. Because your
husband's a huge fan of the huge fan.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
Yes, if we like our guy Allan, I mean not.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, I'm not a huge fan. Why did I get one? Josh?
Are you huge?

Speaker 6 (06:44):
I mean, I'm aware of it, and it's okay. I
like it too, but I'm not a huge fan.

Speaker 9 (06:49):
But but Tom made us, he got subscriptions each of
us to the quarterly.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
We could just scratch out and put Andy's name there
that I'd be I fully endorse that. Wait, a minute.
Did I get a subscription day or I wasn't here
so I didn't get it. This was a couple of
months ago, I believe. Over there, we have a bunch
of back issues, all of them. Okay, like to have
something to do? Yeah, yeah, I want to catch up,

(07:17):
catch up on all.

Speaker 9 (07:18):
That reading to miss this article meeting Henry Winkler.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
There you go, a very nice guy show no, no,
Why would he be in the magazine so much you
can write about I imagine because Henry Winkler starred with
with the actor who played Opie film directorate.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Behind the scenes of the barber shop and Andy Griffith.
What was really behind that curtain? Well, Floyd, as you know,
at a massive stroke.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, but they and if you look in some of
the later episodes in which he appears he can only
do so much. But they know that Andy kept him,
kept kept the gig for the guy, and they commented him,
made him come in and work. I mean, if you
were badly injured, we replace me. Oh my god, we

(08:09):
can't wait to replace one of us, if not all
of us. What are you talking about? We have a
ramp Jesus, you know what you know?

Speaker 7 (08:16):
I'm afraid of falling right now, let's.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Not he's he's right.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
We do have a race for the first time ever.
It parked in the handicap spot and walked up the ramp.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, no, don't do that, because you're gonna yield it.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
Don't be Yeah, because somebody will come from the back
and go those handicap spots over the handicap.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
Well, the handicapp person that can fight the snow can
get here, they can have that.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
We need to point out that we have a parking
lot that can accommodate what one hundred cars at.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Least, and what are their twelve people working back back
behind the scenes back there.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Ten Yeah, yeah, we have plenty of parking. Well, that's
the great thing about radio. Plenty of parking. Now, yeah,
coming up, we have your letters. We'll get to that.
That should be the new National Association of Broadcasters, the campaign.
The great thing about radio. I said yesterday exactly exactly,

(09:15):
I mean last week. Excuse me, last year a cyber
Monday was really hard for me. A terrible time parking.
See that, that's because it was cyber Monday. Okay, we'll
push on with it. How was your Thanksgiving? It was lovely, lovely.
We went to a lovely restaurant and had the turkey
dinner and oh delicious turkey boys. Awesome.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
I had some sort of squash squash side dish there.
I'm a little fuzzy on Yeah, yeah I had the dressing.
Dressing was great.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
There's a lot to be said for doing Thanksgiving at
a restaurant. Ah, it was lovely.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
And then this this team of people came and took
the place away.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh it was, it was amazing. Yeah. Did you speak
to any of them and wish them Happy Thanksgiving? No? No,
I don't bother the sir.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
I don't think that they are waiting for me to
speak to them, give them a dress, give their little
nugget of Tom Griswold like like you did. I tend
to stay away from that. If they spoke to me,
I certainly spoke to them Happy Thanksgiving, Raoul? Was it
or something like that?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I'll speak no ice roll and you to so now
water down the booze. Yeah, yeah, I got loaded. Yeah,
I thought you said things were fuzzy things? Did you
just say that? Did I say things are fuzzy about this?

Speaker 8 (10:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Squashed details of what it was called and what icy Okay,
my mistake there. What's coming up in the world of news, Christy?

Speaker 7 (10:43):
Oh, we we have a.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Lot of sports. We had a Monday night football game.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Oh we did?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (10:49):
Yeah, I know it was Monday night post Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
It's kind of hard to keep track of all the
NFL games, that's true.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Uh, Patriots win last night thirty three fifteen over the edge. Yeah,
news everybody, Patriots are good again already.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Sorry, So there you go with that.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Lane Kiffin had his news conference yesterday at LSU after
being lustily booed as he's taking off in his PJ
from Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Did you see that video?

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Yeah, a lot of a lot of bird, double birds,
triple birds, fingers.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Once again, he's in a private jet. He's doing okay,
he's doing the shoe in the shoe in this past weekend.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
First of all, the Thanksgiving Day started off and Friday
we had a game on Friday. He didn't miss the
Friday game, did you?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Bears?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Four and oh on.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
The shoe going into the weekend? Nice, ending up ten
and five on the weekend for the Shoe and now
eighty and eighty eight on the season record. So we're
closing in that's right, nothing but green grass and high
tides for the That is good, right, coming, that is good, coming.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Up for the shoe the Outlaws, great song. Okay if
you say.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
That, for sure it was stolen somehow by the Olmend
brothers or from the Almond brothers. No, no, all roads
lead back back to the Almond brothers.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
With you. You realize that.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
Christmas chaos coming up. Baby Jesus stolen, We have Buddy
the reindeer missing. We got a lot of things going on.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, a lot of wrangling in the world of Nativity,
and perhaps we'll hear for the famous live Nativity. Well,
that's not wrangling, that's rustling. There's a difference.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
What's the difference.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Rustling is stealing, right, yeah, yeah, Well they had to
they had to wrangle the but the reindeer wasn't stolen.
The reindeer ran off. Okay, okay, you know what I stand. Correct,
The Baby Jesus was stolen. And by the way, that's
a special that's kidnapping. That's a special kind of crime.
You've really gotta Yeah, you get up to Saint Peter.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Which is worse stealing the Baby Jesus or stealing the
sacramental wine.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Which is worse.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
Depends on your religious beliefs. Your sacramental wine would be.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
This is like the difference between deep frying and turkey
and even roasting it when you get to hell. No,
you're gonna get burned anyway.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Yeah, is the wine blessed or not?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh, the wine's ready to go and blessed. That's much
worse either way.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
And you can do the wine any time of the year.
The baby Jesus both are what they call brazen.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, and you're ironically you're going to be roasted in hell?
Uh you know.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
So I walk into my buddy's kitchen in Austin. I
love Marty and Chrissy, Thank you very much again, they're
the best. And I walked into the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Guess what they have right there on their counter and
are a frame with dozens hundreds of pictures from their lives.
And I've showed up in a couple and lovely you
you people are in a couple of the pictures, And
I said, my God, can't I get away from these
people even at Thanksgiving? By us?

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Okay, yeah, they have the Aura frame. They have the
Deluxe division. You know, you can just touch the top
of the r A frame and go. If you see
a picture you like, you can just touch it and
you go back and forth with your finger on the top.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
It's amazing. Already got one, Yeah, it's amazing. I was
so excited when we started talking about these. There's one
right behind. There's a picture of me and miss pat
right right behind Josh. We have one here in the studio.
It's Aura and it's spelled A U R A A frame.
It's pronounced Aura. These are really good. This is a
terrific gift. What I didn't know about it is I loaded,

(14:39):
For example, I loaded that picture of chick right there.
I loaded that thing at my house, but it was
here in the studio, so uh yeah, that's why I
could have come over here in the weekend. By the way,
you think there's radio great parking at radio stations during
the week and the weekend, I mean, if you could
park twelve semis here, there's a big parking lot. The

(15:02):
Aura frame is really cool and it's obviously it's a
digital device, and it's you know, how untech savvy I am,
if that's a word. This thing is great. This is
a really cool gift because you can preload it if
you want, so you could give it to somebody and
have a bunch of pictures that they're gonna love. And
then maybe they live in a different city than you.
You can you got the code. You can put pictures

(15:23):
on it from your house so they can wake up
in the morning and pop it onh loo if there's
a picture of the new baby. One of my buddies
is his wife is pregnant and they're they're due right now.
By the way, it's the situation's interesting that they have
two names for a girl, one name for a boy
they've agreed on. And I pointed out to him, but
they disagree on the girl's name, okay, And I pointed

(15:44):
out to him that, by the way, after your wife
gives birth, she'll pick the name. You no longer have
a vote. There'll be some you'll see, you'll learn in
any event, pictures of the baby, et cetera, et cetera.
This is really cool. This is once again called the
Aura frame au r a. And as they say, you
can't wrap togetherness, but you can frame it for a
limited time. You can save on one of these great gifts,

(16:06):
the Aura Frame. Get thirty five bucks off the best
selling Carver Matt frame name number one by Wirecutter. Wirecutter.
Of course they're quite picky about what they like, so
that's a great endorsement. The promo code is Tom. Go
to au r A Aura frames dot Com. Promo code Tom.
This deal is exclusive to the Bob and Tom Show.
So thank you very much. Order yours right now. Like

(16:28):
I said, I already got one. I didn't know about
these and I started talking about them. What two weeks ago?
I was so excited I got one. So you can
support the show by mentioning the Bob and Tom Show
when you check out. Terms and conditions apply. This is
a really cool gift the Aura frame. Once again, it's
a u R A Aura Frames dot Com. The promo
code is Tom. Coming up, we have some great letters

(16:51):
from you. You can reach us Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com. Pat Godwin's working on a song over there.
I can tell you another Christmas song coming out of you,
maybe this, sir. We'll certainly look forward to that. Also,
we have a great story for dog lovers today, super
happy story. Oh and there's been a development with the nuns. Yeah,

(17:13):
the three Nuns that broke back into their nunnery. Is
it a nunnery or a convent? Whichever, Then there's a
development since yesterday. Really, oh yeah, you'll be glad to
know about that. And Kasetaki Economopolis, our NFL correspondent, will
be our guest as well. Today from the Orailly Auto
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Speaker 1 (18:06):
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Speaker 7 (18:25):
We are discussing, laughing at people who can't drive in
the snow. Jeff and I were.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
There's Pat Godwin. Hello there. Did any ethnicities come into
the conversation?

Speaker 7 (18:34):
No, no, they did not.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Hey, here's an idea. Let's make a rule. How about
that never ever be a follow up question to any
anything ever stated in here?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Ever? Again, are there any ethnicities involved? There's Ace Cosby.
I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom, how are you?

Speaker 7 (18:56):
I do think? There's a guy, a couple guys. A
guy that's driving a tell So that's really feeling bad
about it now. And a guy that just bought a
brand new Camaro, probably in the last couple of days
because he saw the paper plate, who could barely get
any traction last night. I felt so bad for this
poor guy. Roundabouts and snow and a Camaro not a

(19:18):
good mix.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Oh boy. No, check local listings.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
A lot of snow everywhere.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
We're talking about the Andy Griffiths Show because we received
our check local decades. Seriously, official ambassadors, you talk about
a classic. I mean, come on, what a great show.
One of the things that if it's in black and white,
it's going to be a better show.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
That's what you've always said.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh, it's an absolute fact. And but we were talking
about the great actor who played Floyd had had a stroke.
But they can't. But I think they was very admirable
they were able to work around that and some of
the later episodes you and see he's having some issues. Also,
the haircuts he was giving were significantly worse after the stroke. Yeah,

(20:05):
I think you could tell hard to cut hair with
a pen in your hands. Yeah, that's right, Floyd. Yes,
that's right. Barney doesn't know what he is. I mean,
what a great gag when he would talk that was
so funny. Come on really, oh yeah, it's funny early

(20:29):
speaking and a stroke that his character delivery was like
that all about made a big b laugh. Well, we'll
read some letters at this point, and I believe you
have one over there is that.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
I guess, as he said, throwing it to me, dear
Bob at Topshaw, I'm proud of you. During time off,
there's usually an incident, but this year none of note. Normally, Tom,
you magoo your way around town, causing confusion and complication.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
David rights.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
The best example of this is the great Panera bread
Chick fil A drive through fiasco. You recall that, but
not this year. He's very proud of you. We are
making progress. Keep up the great work. You're Radio pile
David from Cedar Falls, Iowa.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Well, thank you. No, the incident was a simple one.
There's a a Chick fil A right next to an Era,
and I was getting something from my girls, and I
thought I was in one, but I was in the
other one, and they shared the parking lot.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
They do have the same they look exactly alike.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
And they're but they both have high quality products, and
they both have the drive through down. Chick fil A
has got the drive through. They've they've reinvented it.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
It's amazing, and.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
The people who work there are so nice. We were
talking yesterday about the whole six seven phenomenon, and I
can't remember if this was on or off the year.
I think Jeff mentioned that his lady friend is a
coach in the world of synchronized swimming. Yes, and they

(22:07):
they can no longer do the count up. They have
to go down because if they say four, five, six, seven,
the ladies all do the juggling thing and they're gonna drown. Yeah,
apparently this is also happening in the world of trainers.
Oh really, well, now count the other way so they
don't have to say the six followed by seven that

(22:27):
we saw a license of vanity license plate that was
six to seven. My question is this is when one
writes six seven, is it supposed to be six dash
or hyphen rather S E V E N or is
it numeral six followed by a seven?

Speaker 7 (22:43):
This is I am so not into this fear. I
don't have kids that talk like that, so I don't
know it.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
And my question is will the seventh of June be
a big deal or will this have been? Will this
be over by then?

Speaker 7 (22:56):
Good question?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
The wait and see the way over? I think Jeff
said it's forty one now, oh.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Yeah, that's right. He did say that yesterday.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
If any tattoo artists are listening, if you've done any
six seven tattoos, let me know. I'd like to know
what they look like and what does it mean?

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Does it just means whatever? Is that what it means?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
You're not supposed to know what it means Son told
me the code is. It's like a secret code. Yeah,
but when you hear it. When you hear it, you're
supposed to do the juggling move. So it's there's.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
A whole different meeting in our day. The juggling move.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the juggling move was the yeah,
the boob uh oh, the George of the Jungle thing. Sure,
I don't remember the juggling move like that. Well, it
would be you would take you, take them, put them
on your chest and go up and down. Never did
and sing the beat for George of the Jungle ever?
Ever did Bump bump bum Ladies just supposed to do

(23:54):
it over your face? Hmmm? Really has anyone else remember
that alive?

Speaker 10 (24:01):
Or this?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah? I remember the lady call us up.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
Yeah, you don't remember this.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
I remember the lady calling and talking about him, but
I didn't know it took the country by storm, and
I don't think it did.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Josh, I'm sure you've experienced this with some of these
ladies you've affiliated yourself with, where they they're they're naked
over your body and they go bump. Don't don't skip
right over me. I know what sex is all about
I've had it. I have I'm a dad. I know
what's going on.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
Naked boobe by the time I was seeing strippers and stuff.
The George of the Jungle Brendan Fraser remake was dated.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, well, Josh, by the way, when does the George
of the Jungle newsletter get here? For all of that?

Speaker 6 (24:47):
That's what I want to know. I love that theme
song because we got the Andy Griffin. It's a good theme.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Uh but yeah, so I'm sorry that. I guess we
can move on. But I would like to know if
that's become a tattoo thing the whole six seven.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
I got a letter here. I am heaven, I'm a
tattoo artist. Yes, I'm sorry, Josh.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Perhaps this letter will interest you, Okay, Deer Bobin time show,
Sorry to bother you at work? My new favorite. So
it's from Cynthia. She writes, Thanksgiving success at our house.
This is a great idea. Well, I can't believe I
didn't think of this. Crock pot, mashed potatoes, clear stovetop space.

(25:32):
They came out perfect and for dessert o Maha steak tartlets.
My mom could not get over how good they were. Sorry, Pumpkin, pie,
Happy December, Cynthia. Oh well, thank you, Cynthia. That is
such a great idea employing that crock pot for something
and Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
I use it for green beans, but I have to
try that. There's always I'm always looking for mashed potato.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Hack.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
That's the hardest thing for me to make.

Speaker 11 (25:58):
You at the cracker barrel. Right, Okay, well you said
it on the radio the other day.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, you guys don't.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
I don't know what you cooked your house, but you
make a big damn deal about the sides you're getting
from some.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
That's because in our survey of the people responding to
the survey said they prefer the sides to the turkey. Well,
but you don't even cook the sides. I did. We
cooked some of them. We cooked, we cooked them, I did,
We didn't.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
How many sides did you cook you personally were in charge.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Of I was in charge of the turkey, so he
did none.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
So that's so the answer would have been none to
my question, there were.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
How many sides are you in charge of? Josh? Oh,
I once made hamburgers. You see what the difference is, Hey,
did you cook your turkey on Thanksgiving? Josh I did
there's a conversation. I cooked our turkey. I spent it
was spatch cocked. It sounds dispatch cock. I can't talk

(27:02):
to you. No, I made the turkey. That was my assignment.
Plus I picked up the how many sides were? Just
said you made a couple of sides and yes, and
then you switched up entirely. I meant the collective WII.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
Well, I'm sure the other we's don't include you and
their collection.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
What was made in your kitchen at your house for sides?

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Let's see mashed potatoes. I'm sorry to Boria. Let's get
back to Andy Griffith, Sally. I can't remember there was.
There were a whole bunch of them. Any recipes that
date way back, you know, like your mom's uffing I.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Made is easily over one hundred years old. The recipe, oh.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
Yeah, yeah, pass down to your family. Yeah, our dressing
recipes the same.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Now, to follow Tom's lead earlier in the show, were
there any ethnicities mentioned.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
In your recipe from one hundred years ago? There is
a list of who not whom not to serve on
the back. I ignore that. Okay, yeah, that's probably you know.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
To be honest, your niece posted your mother's recipe. I
screens took a screenshot of that, and I'm going to
try to make that.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I think we are too. Yes, yeah, I have my
mother's recipe for her roles framed at my house. Oh
the seven rolls. Yeah, they're great, and Amy made them
for us, so they were spectacular one years. Well, you
know your mom didn't make them. What you know, of course,
my mother made you think?

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Are you bringing Paula?

Speaker 11 (28:38):
In?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
No? No, what I was Paula, And I think Paula
would make strudle the more I hear a russel you
and your upbringing.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
I think Paula was because I've asked you your maid
when you were a child. Her name was Paula. She
was a German. This is actually her singing.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
She was she was, She was a plump, aging German.
Really does sound especially forlorn.

Speaker 9 (29:09):
Yes, it was really. Is there a chance, Chick, that
Paula is actually Tom's mother? And they had to suspicies
this lifelong cheraine those times, and so she's.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Holding Tom one day singing that knowing this is my song.
That would mean Paula would have had to have given
birth to me when she was sixty. It was a
marvel she made us. And I don't know that this

(29:46):
thing she made something called strussel. I don't know either,
but there's some both delicious. Okay, No, I bet everybody
had a good Thanksgiving, And thank you for the nice letter.
That's a great tip using the slow cooker on Thanksgiving,
just to give yourself a little more space.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
Do you think anybody out here out there actually cooks
a turkey on like a like a carburetor in their
car or something, you know how people, Yeah, they've got
some rig up. Put my fish on my Manifore road
for six hours and a hot lunch.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
You always get those. Then, of course they never tell
about the the toxic. Well, we put it over the
engine and drove six hours. We couldn't really taste the
thirty weight, but my doctors says, I'll be fine.

Speaker 11 (30:39):
Wife or fluid keeps it moisty.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Come on, you can afford it. Let's see now we
have more letters. We'll get to in just a second.
Congratulations to check McGee on a fine week with the
shoe win ten and five. Baby suck on that.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
For those of you who are just were emailing me
and messaging me saying, you know, I just take your
gut picks at go the opposite away and I make money.
Not that I'm angry about it, but you lost money
this week.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
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(33:47):
A fascinating story in the world of science involving Golden
Retrievers today. So something fun to get latched onto. Plus,
we have a runaway reindeer. We have a guy that
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and a guy that forgot an important password. That's all
on the way. Coming up.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
In sports, there's an NFL player who wants all of
us to know that another NFL player from another team
as a hoe. Oh and I will tell you who
and why they.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Said that as in ho ho ho no as in
or whore? Wow? A little name calling that so sounds
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Speaker 6 (34:39):
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Speaker 1 (35:06):
Hello, Tom, got a letter for your chick. I got
a letter for you. You go first, as Hello Chick.
I'm not sure why this was handed to me. All right?
Did you hear the call of roughing the snapper the
other evening? It's a sports term that sounds dirty.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
Typically one here's roughing the extra point, I would yeah,
but I thought roughing the snapper was more that call
that we had earlier in the season about using a
body to jump up and try to block a kick.
You're not allowed to touch the snappers, the long snapper,
I see it. Does ever encounter a long snapper? I

(35:49):
was trying to have a conversation about foot packing.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Snapper.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
I think the question would be, what's the longest snapper
you've ever encountered?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
That would probably be yeah, let's just move forward here.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
I don't know why I'm going to do this, but
I'm trying to make Tom happy. All right, Dear Bob
and Tom show pacifically. This guy gets it Tom. I
was watching a special on Hollywood Graves the other night
like Peter, and noticed this one of Marty Allen. Have

(36:27):
you seen Marty Allen's tombstone? Tom Oh, Hello, dare from
Heaven is the inscription? Yes, devoted son, brother, uncle, loving
husband and friend of the world. He was a World
War Two veteran. I had no idea passed away in
twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Allan and ROSSI a famous comedy team when I was
growing up. Exactly what come here? Jerry here? Hey? Guys,
a brave man, a veteran, and I loved their comedy.
It was silly and I liked it too. Hello the

(37:08):
hell out of the show.

Speaker 12 (37:09):
Hello there, Fred, I can't even find my Hello.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
DearS, that's badass, That's that's nice. Nice, congratulations for a
fine fine letter you got read on the year.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Uh, Dear Bob a Tom Show. This is from my
boy Marty, our friend Marty. I just spent the weekend
that Mary. What did you forget?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Can you?

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Can you mail me my car keys? He was from Boise, Idaho, Idaho.
Rhoads will be cleared this winter with a brand new snowplow.
They had one of those snowplow naming situations Boise, Idaho.
Marty wanted us to know about it. They're going to
call it Taylor Drift. Okay, good anybody, Okay, remember the

(38:08):
name of the snowplok.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Remember snow what it was it? Snowface snowplow. That's over.
I hope can we end that I'm makface. Let's move forward.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Here, Dear Bobin Top Show. I was listening to the
show last Wednesday and you were discussing Christmas music. Tom
said the word contemporary Tom, you use the word so
often that I've now started creating a tally for each
time that you say contemporary.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
How am I doing?

Speaker 6 (38:40):
I want to current? This is as of this morning.
He hasn't given me any numbers lately.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Ps.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
By the way, Tom, I use the word philistine to
insult my friend, and I felt very pretentious, fulfilled, and
overall better than he. You are all the best I
listened daily highlight of my workday Charles from Peoria.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Or he likes Chazz from Peoria. You know, contemporary kind
of means now modern no longer means yes. But why
do you say contemporary? Because if you talk about modern art,
you're talking about art from the nineteen twenties or whatever. Right, yes,
so also means now do you apply that to your television?

(39:20):
You must, because contemporary to you would mean the Andy
Griffiths Show, because.

Speaker 9 (39:25):
If you say modern technology, that means technology of now.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, I know, I just contemporary. A little more of
the moment, Christy is arguing that there are no classic
songs that were written the last week, and I think
one would argue it can't be a classic by definition,
you see.

Speaker 9 (39:41):
No, No, he didn't understand the argument from get from
the word.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
Go, thank you, Josh, I just gave up.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
I wasn't here. I didn't hear it, but I can
smell what happened.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Christie says there are no sort of current songs that
arensidered to be Mariah carry which she is still an
active performer. It's not like white Christmas Christie's.

Speaker 9 (40:11):
Christie's point was completely valid and correct and and actually
quite easily dismissed if you if you wanted to, which
I did. No, No, you didn't dismiss it four hours
trying to attacking it xactly attacking.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
No, I say, there are some really good new Christmas
song you couldn't I did that one from No, you
looked up a list. I've heard the CEO one.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Yes, but you realized you heard it after you read
heard that song is not being redone like it.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Wasn't the instance, of course, not standard. He's wrong, of
course we all know it. Classic by definition can't be
yesterday instant classic term.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
All right, yeah, all right, then what is your definition
for classic?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
What's your definition for classic? Something that there is a
time period that has to Yeah, and it's it's a
week's proven time after time, a month, a year, a decade.
How long in the case of for Christmas songs, I
would say fifty years. Fifty years, okay, four years if
the person that wrote it is still alive and singing

(41:21):
and performing, I think it's okay.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
So Wayne Newton's catalog is contemporary. No oh, for Pete's sake, Well,
the man can't.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Admit when he's been no no he no, God don't no, no, no, no,
no oh. I know.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Oh yeah, everybody's talking about it. Everybody's talking about it.

Speaker 7 (41:48):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
This is that Christmas song? That girl can say it's
a great song.

Speaker 7 (41:56):
That's not the point.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
It is nice.

Speaker 9 (41:58):
Yeah, but it does not fit in with what it
doesn't Christie's hypothesis.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Absolutely not your hypothesis. What again? You're right? Did just
shake your hand?

Speaker 7 (42:09):
There are now years ago? I should have just shut up.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
I'm saying, that's a relatively recent Christmas song. That's great.
Where's that's what? Where's where's my chestnuts roasting on an
open fire? Where's all? The show?

Speaker 9 (42:27):
Has come as close to anybody, yes, as creating new Christmas.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
Yeah, that's a good song.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
That's a classic. That's a yes, a legend. Cash cash Cash,
I got a request here for a Christmas classic?

Speaker 7 (42:41):
Oh boy, is this the stick song?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
What is that? It's from Sean Mory song. We'll come
back with that so I.

Speaker 7 (42:52):
Know you too well.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Is any way we can now? Isn't the technology caught
up with us? We can edit out a banjo? Isn't
that possible yet?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
We can? Actually we can? I know we can't. If
that technology exists, I wouldn't mind have it. And you
know I'm not joking. If he shows up, I won't
be here. Oh you know, I'm not kidding. That's what
We'll be back with that and more delights, including some
news from the world of sports. And I'll remind you,
speaking of sports, bobintom dot com slash contest get your

(43:24):
picks in for Week fourteen in the NFL, and that
Steven Singer gift card from Steven.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
So we'll be making an appearance during the sportscast.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Oh okay. We'll look forward to hearing from the Hole.

Speaker 13 (43:40):
And we.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Want it known that this guy's a hole. All right.
We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio Studios Studios,
and that this is the Bob and Tom no show.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
Add to or continue the conversation check out the Bob
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Speaker 1 (44:07):
For a big winner. Hey there, welcome back to the
Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Yellow Cards Studios.
There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello,
there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick got a song this time? Right? Tom?
Is that what I heard? We had a song coming
up by request? Is that right? Yeah? Okay. There's Josh Charlot.

(44:34):
Where is he?

Speaker 6 (44:35):
He's at the Eye Heat Steven Singer sidekick chair. Hello,
there's a Scotsby. I'm Chick McGee at the Price Pick
Sports desk. Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. Why are you
trying to upset me?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
No? No, I'm trying to figure something out. I caught
a little bit of the Auburn game. Uh, and their quarterback?
What have you done? Their quarterback? What have you done?
His name is Deuce Night. Oh yeah, huh, Well I
don't think that's a quarterback, is it. What a great name. Yeah,
I don't think that's right. Yeah, he was the quarterback.

(45:11):
Absolutely Daniels something Daniels Deucenight Okay, he was sacked and
the announcer said, oh, they just dropped the duce on
the field for this. Yeah, so if during a major
college football game, woul't that be fine? Do you? Now?

(45:34):
We did have a request for some Christmas music and
uh the song in question comes to us from Sean Moray,
Ashton Daniels, quarterback for auburt deuce night was the quarter
Never never mind, go ahead, drop the drop the deuce.
You see here we go. This is a by request.
No no, no, Dear Santa. This is Billy from Dallas.

Speaker 14 (45:57):
I would like a big wheel with the air conditioning package,
power steering CD player at all sor Sony Place stas.

Speaker 15 (46:05):
Dear Santa.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
This is Raul from Venezuela. I want to.

Speaker 14 (46:10):
Stick to burn for hate. Dear Santa. This is Jessica
from Aspen. I like a Barbie dream house with the
electric sports car, lots of outfits and matching outfits me too, please,
Dear Santa.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
This is Loupe from Paraguay. I want some rain.

Speaker 14 (46:35):
So I can stop draking my own urine. Dear Santa,
this is Jimmy from Greenwich. I want an electric train
set with the whole village in the mountains and the tunnels,
and a robot to clean my room. Their Santa, this
is Chang from Laos. I want an electric scooter, a surfboard, rollerblades.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
And a CD player.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Just kidding.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I want to stick and some off.

Speaker 14 (47:10):
Dear Santa, we are the children of the world. We
want Sean Mooy to be struck dead. Please see what
you can do, even if it means I don't get
that stick.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Thank you very much. Uh now you said you'd like
to hear it without the banjo.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Yes, for the practice, for the purposes of this conversation. Yes,
a pretty daily without the vocal.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
But is it possible to get it without the banjo?
I think we are doing some much here. It is
right now, Dear Santa, this is Billy from Dallas.

Speaker 14 (47:52):
I would like a big wheel with the air conditioning package,
power steering CD player at our Silicony PlayStation.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
Yeah it loses it so yeah, just really brings the comedy.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
I want to stick at the stick for you, Okay
I did. Yeah, a little piano there, maybe a guitar
really showcases his genius. It's a great song. Thank you. Shock. Well,
we'll just move on. Was by request here in the
Bob and Tom program. You can make your request Bob

(48:26):
and Tom at bobintom dot com. Yes, sir, you were
talking about we're about you and I are Golden Tree
for owners. Yes, we love them and I've had two.
My second one is now twelve years old. And I
was out of town and went to Austin for Thanksgiving.
I want to pick her up at the at her
at the spam. They got their nails dead.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
They were there for three or four days and Monkey,
the twelve year old Golden I'm sorry missus. Monkey her
husband went to see he's a sea monkey, but we
don't talk about I see anyway, they bring him out.
It's Joey and Joey my AUSSI and Joey's like hey

(49:08):
dad and hogs and monkey snubs me, hm snubbed me.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Uh huh yeah, pissed off that you left.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Well that's what my my human brain would apply to
what I was seeing.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
But what do you think? She snubs me? And later
on we got home, she was fine, but she snubbed
me right in front of everybody.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
At the at the spot each and Neil Lesson, I
guess we ever been scolden retriever news.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Do you want to hear it. I would love to
hear it.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
Golden Retriever owners may have more in common with their
dogs than they realize.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Scientists at the University of Cambridge have discovered that several
key behaviors in Golden's including energy level, fear of strangers,
aggression toward other dogs, and overall trainability, are driven by
the same genes that influence human traits.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
It's not cool. No, I don't understand what I.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Don't understand what it means either, Thank you, Josh.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
All I got was that my dog might act like me.
That's all I got.

Speaker 7 (50:09):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Uh, there's some kind.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Of do you have an aggression toward other dogs?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Genetic similarity other people?

Speaker 6 (50:16):
Okay, but I think I'm I'm I don't think I'm
any different people were honest. I'd like to say coachable.
I'm coachable. Yeah, I keep believe it or not. I
hold my temper in check every day I'm here. I believe,
I believe.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Thank you. There's something happened this morning. We shared. Have
been a lot angry about but we share. Let it go.
But of course I think we also share, Like fifty
percent of the genes of bananas. So I think there's
you know, not a lot of really, not a lot
to I don't.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
I will tell you this that my once again missus monkey,
she's twelve.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Lately, like the last year or two.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Once she'll be laying sleeping and she'll go, h, just
out of nowhere and when she gets up.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, a lot of groaning, a lot of ground. To
get more specific, the article says the study is the
first to show that specific genes linked to canine behavior
are also associated with traits such as anxiety, depression, and
intelligence in humans. Hmmm, So where does the golden retriever committed? Right?

(51:28):
And so does it's not their owners? It's any people? Yes, yes, okay,
they that they share certain genetic.

Speaker 9 (51:36):
The headline should be scientists got grant for BS study.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
It should be it should be scientists got grants have
to play with Golden retrievers because they're such good boys
and good girls. Well I can get I get that,
getting getting paid to play with dogs.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Yeah, but for whatever reason, he tries to flower up
a precell.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Yeah, you know, it's like it would have been enough.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
We've got a story about golden retrievers and people who
love them or something like that.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Oh, you know, chicken, I have Golden Retrievers. They're amazing.
So you think the story is a little far fetched
like that. I do like that. Yeah, that's you see.
It's a Golden retriever tennis ball joke. Very nice.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Okay, but they mine won't bring it back. Neither one
of them will now, as a matter of fact.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Great dilemma, as you once called it.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Yeah, I got the ball, but I'm not giving it
back because I know you'll just throw it.

Speaker 9 (52:32):
I want you to throw it, but I don't want
to give it to you. Yeah, but that's a smart dog.
The dog's dilemmasa. I can stay here and rest. Yeah, well,
let's I think.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
It's a sweet story. We share qualities with dogs. Maybe
that's why we like them. Well, there are certain qualities.
I'm glad I don't have. I used to one of
my Golden retrievers, not the current one, was a poop eater.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
Yes, my former Golden retriever. I had to get the
anti coprophagic powder and the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah work, she loved it, Oh man, she did. She
think that the coprophagic powder gave it a little bit
of a like allspice, and her doctor at the time
told me, well, what you need to do is carry
around a can with nuts and bolts in it. And
I said what And I said yeah, So when you're

(53:19):
out in the backyard with her and you see her
starting to eat pooh, you shake the can behind her
and that'll scare see, and she won't. I said, oh, okay,
I won't be doing that. Yeah. I got to collect
nuts and bolts and then get a can and then
see this story is useful, chick. It is. Let's just say,

(53:39):
how so well, because you can explain to some young
lady that you have some of the traits of her
golden retriever as you're humping her leg at the mall.
I'm loyal at the mall.

Speaker 6 (53:51):
So now I've said this many times. I'm sure someone's
kept track of it. All of his stories, more or
less always lead back to the punchline is sexual assault.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
You know what, man, I'm it's best to just let
him finish. Yeah right, Why do you think I'm out there?

Speaker 6 (54:11):
You can't have it both ways. I can't be debilitatingly
alone and also humping.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Of his legs at the mall. Try to cure your loneliness. Okay, okay, well,
thank you very much, Yes, surely appreciate that. Thank you.
Coming up in sports, young way who.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
He's a kicker in the NFL as i'm speaking, he
might not be later today, but we'll tell you why.
And the hole in the National Football League. And one
player wants to you to know who that hoe is.
He's had it with this hoe. Okay, all right.

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It's always a pleasure. Now coming up in sports, we
have apparently the presence of a ho uh ho in
the NFL. NFL, We're going to tell you who it is.
We have new words again, all the dictionaries on yeah,

(56:44):
and they got to change the title this the new
words and phrases because once again the new word is
two words. I'm not buying this. It's making me mad.
And we'll find out about right, okay. From the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobby Tops Show. There's Christy Lee. Hi,
she's the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
There's Josh Arnold, Hi, the I hate Stephen Singer's sidekick chair.
There's as Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks
Sports desk. Hello, Tom, You're right, chick. Deuce Night has
been benched. What yeah, that's what I thought. He scored
like six touchdowns a week ago or something.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Yeah, back on the bench. Yes, he was sacked Christy
and I said it was interesting to hear the announcer
say that they dropped the deuce on the field.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
I watched Garry Clever watched a little of the Iron
Bowl there Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
A lot of cool names for the Bulls Egg Bowl,
Iron Bowl. The game, of course, is my favorite. Michigan.
That's what they call it, Michigan. Ohouse state. You don't
have to. People have said it's the people. People are
saying it's the it's the most intense, most famous rivalry
in sports.

Speaker 7 (58:05):
Okay, the game.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
I see a lot of great college football action coming up. Sure.
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Speaker 6 (58:25):
Drake May two touchdowns and the Patriots become the first
NFL team to reach eleven wins this season. Ah, the
Patriots not being very good didn't last very long, did it.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Everybody New England wins thirty three fifteen over the Giants
as Chris Berman is the g Man. It was the
tenth straight win for the AFC leading Patriots. They're the
number one seed in the AFC Kids the franchise's longest
streak since winning ten consecutive games way back in twenty fifteen.

(59:01):
That's right, Coach Mike Rabel became the third coach in
nineteen seventy to have a win streak of ten or
more games. In his first season with the team. May
twenty four, thirty one, two eighty two and no picks.
The Giants moved to two and eleven, lost their seventh
straight and third in a row since firing coach Brian Dayball.

(59:23):
Lane Kiffin called his past six years at Ole miss
the best six years of his life, and then he
followed that with if you don't mind, I'll be leading.
He explained why he felt compelled to leave Oxford, Mississippi
behind to take over an LSU football program he's always admired.
Kiffin says, LSU is different and the best job in football. Well,

(59:44):
here's Lane at his Hello LSU news conference.

Speaker 16 (59:48):
I said, through the process, Okay, I'm I'm never going
to make a decision on money. And I'm telling you
right now, I don't know what my contract is here.
That's not very funny, actually responsible, Okay.

Speaker 15 (01:00:01):
Lane, Sure it's really good, Lane, Okay, I.

Speaker 16 (01:00:05):
Don't know what it is, nor did I know what
the other place is? What the numbers were?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
He doesn't know, Tom, He's fuzzy on numbers. He doesn't know.
He said he sat down with his family. They made
a family decision. Was he wearing the douchey headgear when
he made the in the press conference? Visor?

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
He likes, always wors the visor. He likes the visor.
You think the visor is a douchey look.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
It doesn't keep your head warm.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
There's a picture out there of me wearing advisor playing
a round of golf with me and three other guys,
and it is the ugliest overweight the picture you've ever
seen of me in your entire life. No, it's out
there somewhere. Oh yeah, I could have robbed a bank.

(01:00:51):
Then I recognizable. You look if you look very nice
on recognized? But now Lane is is all set up
for LSU. He couldn't be happier.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Who's in charge of these dates? With respect? To college
coaches being well, that's the big discussion.

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
You can't you shouldn't be able to do this during
the regular season, especially with Mississippi heading toward obvious by
all accounts, they're going to be in the college football Playoff.
They had a great team this year, but the coach
is gone, and yeah, they have to take a look
at the scheduling.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
The board old days, the guys that he recruited. Can
they now switch?

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
All the players in the college football world can go
anywhere they want at any point, whatever they want to do,
depending on dollars. That's the way college football is, Okay,
the Wild West pretty much. The Browns Cleveland Brown's defensive
lineman Tom He's a tackle. Shelby Harris wants everyone to

(01:01:54):
know that Juwan Jennings is a hole evidently the wide
receiver for the San Francisco forty nine ers. The Browns
forty nine ers this game over the past weekend. Cleveland
loss three to nine. They dropped I'm sorry, they dropped
a three and nine on Sunday with a twenty six
to eight loss to San Francisco. On Sunday, Brown's defensive
lineman Malie Collins carted off the field with an injury

(01:02:16):
in the third quarter. So you see what's going on here.
The Browns have an injury. Yell, come and get the
defensive lineman. The wide receiver for the forty nine ers,
Juwan Jennings, is talking trash to the defensive lineman as
he's being carted off the field. Okay, something of how's
it feel now? I hope your legs broke. I hope
you got hit hard enough to have your baby cry.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
Cash Well, here's Shelby Harris, the defensive tackle for the Browns,
talking about Juwan Jennings.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
He's a hoe and I want that known. Like, I
see why he got punched in the nuts, because that's
like he says some things that you should not say
to another man. Ever, I see exactly why they punched
the nuts. I'm surprised nobody punched them in the jieto.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
But once again, Jawan Jennings, he's a hole. He's a hole.
I didn't know guys.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Could be hoes, but he's a hoya. Uh near Dwell, what.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
Did they call a guy who gets around.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Admirable? Is that something men aspired to er promiscuous terracon
I think is the correct word.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
What some sort of Greek Roman mythology.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Was a Felleni movie? It was I see hose good?
That works? Well, yeah what he was saying.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
But you remember Dwan Jennings is one I showed you
the video. Yeah, yeah, he got punched right in the ball.

Speaker 9 (01:03:46):
According to this gentleman, we shouldn't have felt too bad
for him when that happened.

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
Right, he could see why he's asking. He's asking for
the translation? Is he certainly most likely deserved Okay, and
he's surprised he hasn't been in the head.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Yeah, it's his point.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
What's about a jigglo?

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Is that a Yeah, that's a jiggle would be a
professional one.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
Oh is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Yeah? I think he might have you there. Yeah hmm.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
But but but the word ho is firmly entrenched. I
like it for how to be a holl?

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Right? Oh yeah, isn't it typically used for the ladies? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Yeah, right, that's what I meant. It was just but
now they're trying to man.

Speaker 9 (01:04:29):
Horror was out there for a while, and then for
a while they're mimbo. Seinfeld's made that semi known that
a male bimbo is a Mimbo.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Okay, Man Horror sounds like a new show on CBS.
It does at ten o'clock to night Man who he's
a detective that gets.

Speaker 9 (01:04:51):
Around brist o'donnal is Man Horror.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Uh, and that brings us to do we have the
audio in the video yet?

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
We do?

Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
Of the gentleman who set the world's longest fart record. Tom, Oh,
tell me this is an exciting Uh, I'd really like audio. Well,
he actually actually actually he actually has a nice flare
to his presentation as well. I think you'd like to
see that. There he is right there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
He's a young man and he's wearing shorts. He's he's uh,
bent over slightly with his butt facing a microphone and
Adida shorts there because he's an athlete. Those are popular nowadays. Yeah,
he's competing and.

Speaker 9 (01:05:46):
He's lifting his leg and spreading his butt apart a
little bit of help.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
To more out and it's still going. Yeah. What country
is the gay?

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
Yeah, it sounds like a Spanish Spanish.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
He's very focused. It's still going. He is up on
one least, still going. It's forty nobody and he's smiling
now because he knows he knows he has the record.

Speaker 9 (01:06:24):
Yeah, really something, you know, he'd just a smile at
the end there quite a feat sounded.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
A little wet there towards the end.

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
Well, when you when you want to push out as
much as you can as you know it's ending in
is yeah you can, you can be. But it's not
a wet But it didn't sound problematic and he didn't
look like it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
Did it give the location it We were feversly looking
for where that occurred over the weekend. We could not
find it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Will have electronics sound to it, Yes, it was a
little crystals of the audio, a little tinny. Yeah, well
done provo that man. We will follow up on that story.
We've got teams working around around the close. You know what.

Speaker 9 (01:07:05):
We don't know where that took place. But I say
he's a citizen of the world and he's a hero
to all.

Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
And I think we could probably find if we just
followed our nose, we could probably we could probably find
it and another world record.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
I don't don't know why nothing can follow it. Well,
if we had the location, I think that's the biggest problem.
But David Rush, he can't follow that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
He's reclaimed the Guinness world record for the most T
shirts worn during a half marathon.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
He remember this, This is silly. He's done this. Wait
you see the picture I always loved. Yeah, it's silly.

Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
He initially broke the record in twenty nineteen completed a
half marathon wearing one hundred eleven T shirts, but his
number was beaten by another runner. Oh boy, wearing one
hundred and twenty seven. O them are fighting words to
take back the record. Dave don one hundred and thirty
seven T shirts, weighing a total of forty eight pounds.

(01:08:04):
See people forget T shirts weigh There is a certain
amount of weight.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
This is like a rock vest.

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
He ran in the Idaho Potato half marathon, Hello again, Boise.
To earn the Guinness World Records title, Dave needed to
finish the half marathon in under three hours.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Oh there's a timeline. Yeah, and we have a photograph
of him.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
I think he managed to complete the run with just
a few minutes despair.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Two hours, fifty one minutes, forty four seconds and now.
Christy described that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
You can barely see his head because he has so
many shirts on, and he's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Very wide, and he's standing in.

Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Toronto like humpty, dumpty A little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
He's standing in front of a gigantic potato.

Speaker 7 (01:08:48):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
It's all about the potato and boise.

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
I wish you would have had a potato colored shirt on.
That would have been pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Well, this is what I was thinking. I wish we'd
known about this because we could have revided him with
a triple X Bob and Tom T shirt. I don't know. Well,
I think for one of the earlier layers, maybe in
the middle. Yeah, but you want to want to be
in the outside so you get the nice publicity opportunity.
But the outside T shirt he's wearing is just it

(01:09:16):
could be a five x right, yeah, wording that it's
the official attempt at oh yeah record wow. Be really
funny to wet him down.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
And they asked David, by the way, who is in
that picture with him, and he said it could be
my wife or just a lady. I don't know. He's
been busy doing. He's busy doing, no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
Well, congratulations, David. That's to run with an extra forty
eight pounds on you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
That's which like however, a rock vest, Yeah, a weighted vest,
it's still a rock vest.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
We still have to find out who the forty second
fart belongs to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Okay, yeah, we we have to.

Speaker 7 (01:09:56):
He gave a lot of beans.

Speaker 9 (01:09:58):
I'm sure he had this very specific dye. Yeah, beforehand,
you would have to. Yeah, well, you'd have to time
it out like a day. I had a story a
couple of weeks ago. But the guy gave us a
recipe for his farts. Oh we did, yeah, black beans.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
And I wonder if he was trying to decide do
I send it to the Bob and Tom Show or.

Speaker 9 (01:10:15):
To the Wall Street Journal, which was yeah, but it
wasn't know it was a story that somebody found on
the New We did it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Yeah, yeah, maybe Jess read it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
Okay, yeah, I don't remember that one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Dear economist, I thought you might like this important recipe. Well,
by the way, it's my understanding that when David Rush
did this world record of one hundred and how many
shirts hundred and one hundred and thirty one wow, that
he did donate them Okay, I mean to fatty fat

(01:10:46):
fat folks.

Speaker 9 (01:10:47):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, mostly five x four x those
closest to his body were for skinny skins. Skin skins,
yeah yeah, okay, as they got like a.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Big, big wobbler. You see what's coming up in the news, Christie.

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
Lee, Uh, coming up? We have a Chinese guy, yes,
who lives with a functional cigarette lighter in his stomach.
We'll talk about that.

Speaker 9 (01:11:09):
I was I was hoping you were going to say,
we have a Chinese guy in studio. We're just gonna
ask him questions about what it's like to be Chinese.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
That's right. If he likes if he likes American food
as much as we like Chinese right over there? Does
he just call it food?

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
Love that love that angle, always have loved that angle.
I'm gonna go get takeout or I'm going to go
get Chinese food.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
What do you say? Of course we'd have to cover
our cokes so we wouldn't peep in them, certainly. Yeah, yeah,
there are rules.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
Have you ever lost a password? Of course we have, right, Well,
this guy's lost a password to a chip implanted in
his palm. We'll talk about that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
Christy did embarrasses though, in front of the man. She said,
are you Chinese? Look at these? And she showed him there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Yeah, yeah, that was here on Yeah, is that a thing?
That's a thing? Are you Chinese? Look at these something
like that. I forget what the I mean news Japanese
dirty knees. Look look at these. That's how I said.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
I I was thinking the rhyme was more hurtful than
what I described.

Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
And we have an only fans model in the news
for urine spree. We'll talk about that urine spree.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
We had the story, but she's been sentenced. Yeah, but
one aspect of this troubles man, I need to talk
to an electrician about it. I think it's possible that
she could have killed herself as a mistake. Yeah, yeah,
I think you got to be careful where you do
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Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
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Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
One more story from Monday Night football last night, we'll
wrap up sports ready.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Young Wayku, who was.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
A proficient placekicker for Kostuki's Atlanta Falcons, was like special
Teams player of the year the month or it was
very good.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
He was just clutch. Isn't he special? He's very special?
Thank you little church lady for that. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Well last night he's a hard times. He's ended up
with the New York Giants. He tried to kick a
field goal last night, a forty seven yarder between the
Giants and the Patriots. And here's what it looked like

(01:14:00):
on Monday Night Football. Now.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
Now, by and large, every football former, football player, I know,
every sports commentator, every everyone who's seen this, we all
agree we've never seen anything like this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
He can tell something's wrong before he even Yeah, and
there's more to it. It was a bad hike. It
wasn't bad the punter. The snap is the word tom snap,
not hike. It's a bad snatch. You say hike. Yeah,
in the bail, I'm relatable. No, I have the common

(01:14:43):
to Hey, Kennedy had a bad snap, and then the
guy holding it as the punter, yeah, which is which
is common in the head on. Then he has a
little issue placing it. I don't think he did. Apparently,
the the kicker, it said the article I red said
he slipped on the turf.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
Anyway, none of us had ever seen that. The kicker's
toe goes into the turf about a foot behind the ball.

Speaker 7 (01:15:08):
Is he okay?

Speaker 6 (01:15:08):
And the ball does not move? He doesn't touch the
ball at all. The holder had tried to pick up
the ball and run off, but it was counted as
a sack. Oh okay, But yeah, he's fine. It reminded
me of something, But he's okay.

Speaker 9 (01:15:22):
Sometimes when you go bowling and you you go up
and you're getting ready to release the ball, we've all
had that feeling of oh this is I've already messed
this up. Yeah, watching that video.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
That's what.

Speaker 7 (01:15:37):
It was way too far in the ball. Yeah, like oops,
isn't going to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Throw them off? Yeahah, did he get hurt? So now
I know you think maybe even a broken toe or so.

Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
Now hang on to a second, you, Tom, this is interesting.
You blame the snap or as you say, the hike
and the holder. You don't blame the kicker. There was
a series of problems. I read that he slipped on
the turf, so he was off. As Christy points out,
he plants his foot like it's too far.

Speaker 13 (01:16:06):
It's interesting though, that you blame the turf as well,
that he read this. Yeah, so you can read that, fine,
but then presented with video evidence where there's no slipping whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Right, No, no, he slipped prior to the what like
like my locker room earlier in the day. It was
last week being told last week. He's here.

Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
Here's a different angle of it. As you can see now,
Tom blames the staff, the hold and the.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Almost falls. Everything's good, Yeah, everything looks fine to me.

Speaker 7 (01:16:41):
He just messed up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
There's the ball. The snafs right exactly, not high or low,
not left or right. The guy the holder can't see
from this angle, absolutely you had a lot of angles
in here. I don't see I don't see him slipping.
He's like he's on ice.

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
Show me that again, Jason. He just it looks it
all looks fine. Okay, there it is, snap the whole place.
Nothing's off, Nothing is off other than him being about
you want to.

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
This was all mental, Yes, this was this was all
something in his head didn't allow him to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Correct. I believe in the golfing world they call it
the yips. Yes, exactly. I think he has a year.

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
I think I think he's worthless and should be cut
okay and sent back to wherever from.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
The brain really can't get in the way of the body.
It sure can't. Sometimes you just gotta one of those zoos.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
Tz you guys, the biggest enemy you'll ever.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Have, your own mind. Good luck, poor guy injured.

Speaker 7 (01:17:55):
Yeah, it looks like it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:57):
Pat heard though he slipped last week Locus Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Is what happened. Interim head coach Mike Kafka, Franz's brother, said,
the ball kind of slipped a little bit. Nope, Nope,
it didn't cool. Wasn't sure if it was going to
get set. Nope. Jamie tried to reset it and by
that time it was out of his groove. Nope, the
guy the holder does not move. I'm just this is

(01:18:25):
the analysis.

Speaker 9 (01:18:25):
Of that's a good coach. He's defending his player, but
he falls forward. Cook thinker, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Tom, Tom, Tom see the video from two different angles.
Said it was He's almost like it's on ice. Tom said,
this says, mister COO's trip is forced Gillan to pick
up the ball and the punter tried to scramble. So
none of that, None of it happened. None of that.

(01:18:53):
I am reading the text from USA today.

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
Well, that's obviously fake news, even in sports.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Oh okay, that sports.

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
I guess until we run down the farger's name, which
I'm getting is from Argentina on Argentina's Got Talent Show,
I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
That's what the Yeah, that's what. Well, it's Argentine. You
had the world record for length of flatulance forty seconds
for me. Now, you would think in Argentina there would
be a disguise competition. Isn't that where all the Nazis
ran to Argentina in Brazil? Argentina, Oh yeah, the boys

(01:19:36):
from Brazil is what I was thinking. Brazil Argentina. Same place, Yeah,
the same place.

Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
You have an Argentine song, Pat, No.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
I don't Argentina. How about Josh, how about we try
this any song at all? How about that? Do you
got back this song? What do you got?

Speaker 11 (01:19:56):
We're having a little argument at my house, my son
and I with He wears the school Oh yeah, now
that it's December January coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Oh, he's still like short type bat. I'm losing, so
I've just given up all.

Speaker 11 (01:20:08):
My son doesn't wear his jacket. He always forgets to package.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Today it's twenty new grees.

Speaker 11 (01:20:19):
Let him freeze, Let him freeze, Let him freeze. At fifteen,
he just won't listen. Outside the snow is glistening. He
wears shorts and flimsy teas. Let him freeze, Let him freeze,
Let him freeze.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
He says.

Speaker 11 (01:20:37):
His only cold walk into the bus than from the
bus he's dropped off at school. I say, there's nothing
more to discuss.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Put on some pants. You're crazy fool, My tempers quickly flaring.
What the hells he wear?

Speaker 11 (01:20:57):
He's got no socks and crocs with whole it's cold,
real cold, very cold.

Speaker 9 (01:21:05):
Let him free very nice. And I remember being a
kid and not wanting to take my coat. There are
plenty of days in here as me because I'm not
wearing my coat.

Speaker 7 (01:21:16):
You don't wear your coat into the building.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Yeah, sometimes I'll just come in. Where's your coat?

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Does that correlate with you being the king of the
sick days? I don't think that's. First of all, I'd like
to take exception of that. I my record days is
beyond reproach for a while. That is correct, I think
now that I think about it. Yes, thank you. Yeah,
Josh is a very close second. I don't tell I

(01:21:46):
really don't take many sick days.

Speaker 9 (01:21:47):
I'll have you know, I'll take off for fishing or
I'll have yeah, when I'm when I'm legitimately sick.

Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
And do you count my sick days for when I
don't come in because I hate you?

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Those? I just I think to my soldier, job with
the job well done? Okay, he's not look at that
as an achievement. You had three sick days two weeks ago, Yeah,
I had two.

Speaker 9 (01:22:11):
I had two sick days two weeks ago, Wednesday and Thursday,
and I came back in Friday when once I found
out I was no longer contagious, but it was a
severe bronch I was diagnosed with.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
He was.

Speaker 9 (01:22:22):
Here's the difference between you and I. You prep when
I'm diagnosed with an illness. I go ahead and stay
home and rest and don't contage in.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
The world what you have.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
By the way, I might like to add, I'd like
to dovetail on that. Yes, you have caused me sick
days because you've come in sick, refused to go home. Well,
the show couldn't possibly have to call from the car,
the car on my way to zoom in.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Yes, this will be.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I'm on my back. I met a hotel in Chicago.
I need to call the show, to call the show,
and we wouldn't have met Baldasar if we hadn't. My
anger for you was making my head buzzy. I can't
do you remember meeting balth Azar?

Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
I don't remember. It was guy. I was on the
air from my hotel. That's right. Service guy came in.
I started talking to him.

Speaker 9 (01:23:25):
You noticed that he wasn't white, and so you started
speaking louder. I do remember him, but you weren't sick then?

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
What were you doing? And you started talking? Getting my
passports right, I started talking louder and slower, I said,
and with less conjunction. What you mean, man, certain ethnic
characters determinable.

Speaker 9 (01:23:51):
Yeah, but then when he's talking, when he talked, he
was like, you're very welcome, perfectly nice tip.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
We are coming back to you from the Auto Part Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 10 (01:24:04):
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Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
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Speaker 6 (01:24:16):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hi,
she's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick.
There's Josh Arnold. Hi, he's at the I Hate Stephen
Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGhee. Hello, Tom, Hello,

(01:24:37):
Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Hi, there Chick, of course, reporting from the Price Picks
sports desk. Speaking of sports, we now go to our
NFL correspondent with a close up shot on the face
of a comedian, Kostocky Economopolis.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
I was trying to fix that.

Speaker 15 (01:24:52):
I think I said yes to some new zoom thing
and it like grabs you and brings you in.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
As ever, it's very cod that morning.

Speaker 8 (01:25:02):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (01:25:02):
That doesn't really mean anything. Oh no, no, there you are.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
That's better. Ye, they're very good, very good. Hey, Kasaki,
how's it going in La?

Speaker 15 (01:25:13):
Things are good, weather's good. We could still go to
the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
La is good.

Speaker 9 (01:25:19):
It's a little tougher to get into the holiday spirits
with the weather being like that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
You know, that's a good question.

Speaker 15 (01:25:26):
Not for me, because I I've always been I always
loved Florida and California. I love warm, warm, warm, so
I'll take it anytime. There's plenty of news coverage of
snowstorms all over, no problem, and most of my gigs
are in the Midwest, so I get, I put on
the jackets and go tell jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
You know, it's good. Kashtaki, I've got a technical question.
You're obviously of Greek heritage, yes, and uh those Greek
Orthodox priests always have this, those huge zz top beards. Yep, yep,
you don't look like you could grow a beard. What

(01:26:06):
do you have the genetic Uh?

Speaker 15 (01:26:08):
Oh yeah, I got He's the only reason I shaved chick,
can I cover this because like, my beard is way
more white than my hair, so it ages me. I
like having a beard, but I definitely look older with
a beard.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Oh okay, I didn't know that. It's it's snow white.
As I recall, he was in here, he was in here,
sitting right over there, had a beard, had an actual beard,
Tom and you you said, hey, hey, that's a great beard.
It is what you said. But today today is it different?
Like bushy and long, like there's a different Zizi top
priest that.

Speaker 15 (01:26:41):
I've never committed that much. No, no, but I could.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Yeah, okay, I didn't know that because you look like
a little kind of a baby face. Oh thank you,
sweet and smooth. Okay, well just asking. Uh now, the
topic is NFL football. What's going on in your life
with respect of the NFL.

Speaker 15 (01:26:58):
Well, it just I'm thankful for the NFL red Zone channel.
Was watching Falcons Jets his cruel unusual punishment. So wow,
nobody wants that we all saw enough of our cousins
on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
You know what I'm saying, Yesh, but Kosaki don't chills,
Josh Love Scott handsl oh, you do well, You're wrong
is that too much?

Speaker 6 (01:27:26):
Hey, here's a punt. I know it's a punt, Scott. Okay,
I can tell. I can tell it's a punt.

Speaker 15 (01:27:32):
She loves all things old school football.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Yes, it is like these new things. Yes, give me
the crowd noise. I'd like the crowd noise on the
red zone channel. That would be not Or how about
how about the announcers that are already doing the game,
let them talk instead of him talking over that. I
don't switched down to the octobox. I can count to eight, Scott,

(01:27:56):
Thank you? That what I love it. But I totally
understand what you're saying.

Speaker 15 (01:28:06):
For me. I have that experience with you know, all
the Island games, the Thursday night, the Sunday night, Monday night.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
I like red Zone. I think it's fun.

Speaker 15 (01:28:15):
Just pop around all that, and my kid will wander over.
She's seven, She's like, wait, what happened to the purple team?

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
You know? Like, no, that's gone. Now We're we're moving
on perfectly reasonable. Yes, right.

Speaker 15 (01:28:29):
The Falcons say they're building a culture, and based on
the results, I'd say it's yogurt oh culture, and apparently
Greek yogurt it leads a better chase in your mouth.
I'm not a fan of the Greek yogurt. I like
the Greek things, but not that one. Yeah, I have
to go vanilla or something right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Little Why it's just harsh, it's hard.

Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
Little honey it's good that way.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:28:55):
Yeah, But you put honey in yogurt. That's not bitter,
and that's better.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Why what distinguishes Greek yogurt from your standard yogurt.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
It's from Greece.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Is that makes you wins when you eat it. It's
the healthiest, it's healthier, a bit different culture. It tastes
like economic collapse. Greece is a whole different culture. That's
a good joke, temporary economic jokes. We've already mentioned the
economists twice today in the show, really stepping up.

Speaker 15 (01:29:29):
The Jets beat the Falcons usually when New York upsets Georgia,
they're electing a mayor who have no effect on Georgia whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Uh.

Speaker 15 (01:29:37):
The Panthers beat the Rams usually when the Carolina is
upset Los Angeles involves marketing tobacco products of teenagers, and
Texans beat the cults traditionally when Texas upsets Indiana's because
they put evolution in the science books.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Come on.

Speaker 15 (01:29:58):
Traditionally, in the old days, there was a lot of controversy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
I see you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
I found my favorite comedians usually at the end of
their jokes say.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
Come on, that's what That's what I like. When they
need footnotes, try try works in New York. I did
the highlight show there the referees being paid off. There

(01:30:29):
were a couple of I didn't notice that. Yes.

Speaker 15 (01:30:32):
Uh And good news for the Vikings fans, there's no
quarterback controversy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
Uh.

Speaker 15 (01:30:37):
Back up Max Brosner had four interceptions, sacked four times.
After this week, Vikings fans will be thrilled to return
to disappointing quarterback play after getting a glimpse of atrocious quarterback,
Can we go back to just bad? Yes, that would
be great. Sorry we were booing. That was really out
of line.

Speaker 7 (01:30:58):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:30:59):
They say, if you have two quarterbacks, you have no quarterback. Also, trip,
you have no quarterbacks, you have no quarterback. Max Brasner
is kind of slight too. Every time I saw him
he was being thrown down. He took more hits than
cheech and chawing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
This guy. Please, I was gonna say, there's a few.
I got a few.

Speaker 14 (01:31:22):
Yeah, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
I would love to hear them. The Beatles had fewer hits.
You see, there's a lot of hits.

Speaker 15 (01:31:30):
Yeah, the bulls and whack the ball of taking fewer hits, Okay,
well they can hit a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
A punching bag and a rocky montage. That's a lot
of again, innumerable hits. There's there's the closer around this chunk.

Speaker 15 (01:31:43):
He was like a penis pinata at a lesbian party.
I really like that one. That's really that's funny image.
You know, Bears fans are excited. They need a deep
dish pizza just to hide their directions. Right then, slice
maybe wouldn't. No one could score early in that Eagles

(01:32:07):
Bears games. It was like a chess tournament after party.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
There you go that made that might have been your
clo That is really strong. But you're are you gonna?
Are you gonna put there? If it's better than that,
I'm gonna stand up and cheer, all right.

Speaker 15 (01:32:28):
The Raiders are not good. What happens in Vegas stays
in Vegas during the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
We know this. Uh.

Speaker 15 (01:32:34):
This is Tom Brady's first full season with the Raiders.
The records two and ten. I'm starting to think that
Tom Brady being near a team doesn't help very much.
He's He's really just a carb free emotional support animal.
They they always said he makes everyone around him better.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Yes, by throwing the ball perfectly into their hands. He doesn't.

Speaker 15 (01:32:56):
He's not doing that part anymore. Brady's presumably very much
part of the Raiders quarterback decisions. Reportedly, he wanted Stafford,
he wasn't available. He didn't love Sam Darnold, so they
landed on Gino Smith.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
I could have done.

Speaker 15 (01:33:11):
That from my couch with no NFL experience. In fact,
I did do that. I have to Brock Bowers in Dynasty,
and I was like, what quarterback are we gonna get?

Speaker 11 (01:33:21):
Well?

Speaker 15 (01:33:22):
I did exactly this at home by myself. I saw
the headline, Eric Rodgers will start on Sunday. Start what
questioning what he reads on the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
Still mad at him for that off.

Speaker 15 (01:33:35):
Yeah, yeah, any one of these could be the closer.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Hey, we told you what. He didn't listen. We recognized
a quality joke, shining in originality, very relatable to anyone,
and yet you pushed on.

Speaker 15 (01:33:55):
I just kept going, welcome to my acts. All right,
let's do this one.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Uh.

Speaker 15 (01:34:00):
The Ravens call their uniforms Purple Rising. Why because boner
power was taken. No one in the meeting said, Purple
Rising sounds like an erection.

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:34:13):
Yeah, they skipped the say it out loud step of
branding one O one.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
All right, good night every body. Slas will be bringing
his great live stand up show to Cincinnati December eleventh
at the Corner. And then you're doing a poker at ruggles.

Speaker 15 (01:34:33):
Yeah, comedy at the Comet and poker at Ruggles.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
That'll be fun. Oh I'm sorry, Comedy at the Comet,
Poker at ruggles. Now are you taking on all comers
in a poker?

Speaker 17 (01:34:41):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:34:41):
Yeah, come on, it's a it's a great poker room.
I love these little independent rooms. You know, their mom
and pop and they're small and they're doing their own thing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
It's it's got a lot of heart. It's a great
little room. Okay, you're at the Astro Theater in Jasper,
coming up December twelfth, the thirteenth. Mahomad Illinois at Yellow
and Company. Detail These are great gigs. Details on Facebook
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Chippighee will tell you, he will mock your favorite sports team. Oh,
I'd be happy to Yeah, okay, thanks, Kustoki, we'll talk

(01:35:12):
to you. I'm kind of out of breath from all that. Christy,
what do you got coming up? Coming up?

Speaker 7 (01:35:19):
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the Year according to Oxford and then of course Cambridge Dictionary.
And we have Christmas chaos. We have a missing Jesus,
baby Jesus and a rogue reindeer.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Oh yeah, have you ever seen a reindeer live up close?

Speaker 7 (01:35:35):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
I have a good question. I don't know that I have.

Speaker 8 (01:35:39):
I have.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Fuzzy that I have. Yeah, there's a guy that walks
one around. What, yeah, just like it?

Speaker 7 (01:35:48):
What in your neighborhood? I'm sure?

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
No, No, no reindeer out Colorado and veil. There's Veil just
walks around, Yeah, on a leash. Do you see how
that wouldn't be universal to some people? Talking about veil?

Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
And I saw mine at a Christmas parade. I think
that's where most.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Yeah, probably. And then he had on the proper suit
and everything. What do you mean the proper suit, Well,
the reindeer gear, you know, the bells and the if
you're going to see one out, you want to see
one dress he was loose. I can't, right, I can't.
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We have a reindeer loose, and we've got the uh,
the baby Jesus missing in action from a nativity scene.
And perhaps we'll hear about another nativity scene that I
have in mind. Tell you about that in just a second.
From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob
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Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
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Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
There's Christy Lee. Hi, chick Hi.

Speaker 6 (01:38:37):
There, she's at the SILAC Insurance News desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello,
there's Josh Arnold. He's at the I Hate Stephen Singer
sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm chick Wigee at the
prize picked sports desk. Hello, Tom, I think we have
a sports edition for it, special update.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
Okay, yeah, I think so, we'll sear it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:57):
I noticed this earlier this morning, and I just wanted
to ask you guys a question.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
You know, Lane Kiffin, big damn deal. He's leaving a
whole miss to go coach l.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
S u for.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
He's got a famous for his exits.

Speaker 6 (01:39:10):
Yes, and when he was he was a little more
than tainted about five or six years ago. Old miss
is the only only people would give him a chance,
and they did and he's got them back to winning
ways and he's left out. But there was a picture
this morning online that I wanted to ask you guys about. Now, Christy,
what do you think of his uh, his chest? How

(01:39:30):
about that and his nipple display there?

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
What do you think?

Speaker 7 (01:39:32):
Well, he's got some Ariola work in there. He didn't
have the point part.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Doesn't he look doesn't he look like he works out? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:39:42):
I think if you if you do a close up
on that, if we can, are you notice he's got
some nipples working there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I see those. Okay, there's the nipples.

Speaker 6 (01:39:50):
Now, which do you like better, Tom lane Kiffin's chest
or Sydney Sweeney's chest?

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Hang on a second, there you go? Which one? Oh?
Miss Sweeney? Certainly? Yeah, Miss Sweeney? Those standard goodness, gracious
sakes alive and she's not worrying. She's not wearing one
of those stupid visors. No, no, or bra.

Speaker 7 (01:40:12):
You're right and in a sea through dress.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Wow. Does Lane Kevin have a line of visors that
he sells? I do not know you would need any
extra money with the twelve million.

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
I know that LSU better load up on him on
his he is wearing the visor there by the way.

Speaker 7 (01:40:25):
Yeah, if you're he does have man boobs, that's for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:40:29):
If you're if you're a Tiger fan, you better get
your lane Kiff advisor.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
Ready to go because again, okay, well, thank you very much,
it's advisor time. We're gonna go over that way to
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. What's going
on over there?

Speaker 7 (01:40:42):
Belgian authorities say the figurine of the baby Jesus was
stolen from a Christmas nativity scene in Brussels.

Speaker 1 (01:40:48):
Oh well, Brussels. It's godless largely anyway, I think.

Speaker 7 (01:40:51):
The figure was taken from his crib and historical Brussels.
Over the weekend, this particular version of the infant Jesus
was part of a controversial Nativity seeing that garnered social
media backlash because of the faces of the characters lack eyes, noses,
and mouths. Artist Victoria Maria guy Or crafted the nativity

(01:41:12):
figure out of cloth and hopes the faithful from around
the world would see themselves in the soft fabrics lacking
identifying features.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
Yeah, they don't have eyes.

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
No, no, they don't have any faci.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:41:26):
So every Catholic, regardless of their background or origin, can
identify themselves in the biblical story of the birth of
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
I see, so this may have it may have been
stolen in protests. Yeah maybe maybe again special spot in Hell. Yeah,
leave it be he Yeah, are you.

Speaker 7 (01:41:45):
Upset with the fact that she didn't put faces on
those Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
They're making an artistic statement, stealing it as the way
to go.

Speaker 7 (01:41:55):
But you know, heah, And they have not recovered this
baby Jesus yet.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Give them three days. Oh, that's only too long. Yeah,
Jesus aged my mom would be disappointed with how long
it took me to get this. Sorry, I thought.

Speaker 7 (01:42:16):
A reindeer named Buddy sparked a huge search operation in
northern England after escaping from a Christmas event. Merseyside Police
said the reindeer bolted from the festival attraction at Formby
and was later spotted on nearby roads, prompting police, the
Coast Guard and Royal Marines to coordinate a search.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
It's weird that they get the Coast Guard.

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
In fault, That's what I thought. He was finally discovered
asleep in sand dunes at Formby Beach about five hours later.
That's by the Coast Guard.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 7 (01:42:47):
Buddy was contained quote unquote by a vet with the
support of Royal Marines and returned to his owner.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
If you're gonna get a reindeer, I don't know, don't
you go with one of the classic names. I mean, Buddy,
the elf is probably where he got this. Yeah, but
an elf, it's an elf, I know, I know, answer
Vixen comic keeper. No, you don't like Maybe it's too
on the nose to name it after one of the
If it's a regular deer, it would have been much

(01:43:14):
easier to find. Now what oh like an outdoorsy deer
around here is what you s Yeah, if you want
to fight a deer right here, just getting your car,
start driving. Eventually they'll find you, right pat, Yes, they
find us, Okay they But you have a song about
the yeah, ramming into a deer. Yeah, take me a
second or two ahead, speak you speak amongst.

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
Yourselves, Josh, I wanted to bring you up to the
speed do we have? Can we show Josh what we
were talking about while he was out of the room
real quick, Sidney, we compared Lane Kiffon's chest to Sydney Sweeney's.
I don't know if you Oh no, Lanekiffin is uh.
He's the new head coach of the l s U. Famously,

(01:43:57):
his team is heading.

Speaker 9 (01:43:57):
For the Oh gotcha that they seem he seems to
be a fit guy to me. Yeah, that's yeah, all right?
Now how about this this other chest? How about that
that's Sydney swinging? Is that something she legitimately wore?

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Yes? Holy cow, yeah, knowing they were going to take
her pictures now, immodest comes to mind, and the groin
area is kind of what pronounced as well. Oh, I
see what you're saying. There's like a stitch in it
that's sort of pulling into the cameltoe area.

Speaker 6 (01:44:29):
That's not happening at all. This is like when you
want young white coups slip on the ice.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
You kind of see where the pant the undies. Yeah,
I look at that. Yeah, those are undies. What do
you think they are? Or are they? Is she?

Speaker 7 (01:44:41):
It just looks like she has her leg moved in
So the fabric we're.

Speaker 9 (01:44:44):
Looking at, is that like darker pubic or are those
I'm being honest, Christie, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
I'm that's Josh. I'm with you.

Speaker 9 (01:44:53):
That might those they have a pubic like you see
what you see.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:44:59):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Yeah, but is it just pubis probably it's actually.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
But we're doing we're doing really good Rubenesque versus Rubens,
the painters Rubens, A load of the four folks that
are enjoying that.

Speaker 6 (01:45:18):
She's gorgeous, isn't? But she wasted too long? That's not
worth there's Oh, okay, I see what you're saying. There's
some but she probably I didn't see that show euphoria. Well,
I take that back.

Speaker 9 (01:45:30):
I remember I saw like five or ten minutes of it,
and I went, these people exist nowhere in the world. Right,
I didn't get it. But is she always showing them
off in that show? For her to do this, yeah,
is not really a big deal for her. Well any who,
Sorry that that really derailed me.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
But this is the only show where we're uh comparing
compairing Lane Kiffin, who's in the news an unfortunate exit
from a college.

Speaker 7 (01:45:56):
A different shot of that there, Josh.

Speaker 4 (01:45:59):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:46:01):
Rose by any other name, Sydney Sweety by any other angle.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
It looks almost like it's painted on.

Speaker 7 (01:46:07):
Well, it's actually chain mail.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
It's like, ah, I'm sure that caused ire And uh,
she's she's easy to She's an easy target these days.

Speaker 7 (01:46:18):
Yes she is. Oh do you want to see that?

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Pat? Okay, Now we're talking about did you see that?
Pat had to see it. We had a reindeer on
the loose, horny and I assumed the reindeer was part
of a some kind of Christmas show that and he
got away, but they caught him. Now do you know
where did you notice the name of the river? There?

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
Very this song just happened yesterday and Tom's.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
World everyone chimed right in. You remember who did the song,
Very Jerry and the Pacer Jerry or Gary Jerry, Gary Jerry.
You sure wasn't Gary. I believe it was spelled with
a G though.

Speaker 9 (01:47:05):
I actually took a ferry across the Mersey and they
played the video of that song. They were like doing
it live on some old show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
No kid, yes, you know that every gay guy the
kids on there, as one of his buddies goes, oh,
look you across the Mersey. You know they're just being
mean to each other. Oh no, I think they're being playful. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
playful that no offense intended. Pat, you like to drive? Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:47:32):
Back in back in the year twenty sixteen, I famously
hit two deer totaling two cars. So I have written
a letter that I put.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
To music to all the deer out there.

Speaker 11 (01:47:42):
Here we go, Dear dear, I hit two of you
on you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
All the damage was severe, old dear.

Speaker 11 (01:47:54):
To all you dear, don't just stand there in the
head lads, on the dim lit, foggy nights out of.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Nowhere you suddenly appear.

Speaker 11 (01:48:06):
Don't you ever come near my black v w Atlas,
make note of the model.

Speaker 8 (01:48:13):
And the year.

Speaker 11 (01:48:16):
And if I see you one rainy day, don't cross
the road just a runaway?

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
Are you paralyzed by stupidity of fear? Are you dumb ass?

Speaker 11 (01:48:26):
Dear?

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
Sorry, dear, I apologize for my language. It's my insurance.

Speaker 11 (01:48:33):
Company that I fear, so please, dear clear, dear, signed
yours truly, pat drop by progressive.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
God, thank very much the deer, and that they know
what kind of car you got. I made it clear
it's a black one, right, yes, okay, vw yes, okay,
very nice, very nice. Uh, what's coming up? Christy Lake?

Speaker 7 (01:48:57):
Well, I have to disappoint you guys. She was wearing
panties under that. Okay, yeah, nude panties, they said. Else Yeah, yeah,
it was obvious. There's nothing else. Those are nice books.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Okay, yeah, all.

Speaker 7 (01:49:11):
Right, coming up, we're going to talk about the word
of the year according to the Oxford University Press. But
Tom says it's actually a phrase in a way, because
it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
Just is it bullocks. It's two words always like bullocks. Bullocks.
That never caught on here. I know, I know it's
good though.

Speaker 9 (01:49:31):
Yeah, bollocks, well balls, that just means stasticals, doesn't it Bullocks?

Speaker 7 (01:49:37):
How do you spell that?

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
B O L L O c K? I have a
like Jim Bullocks.

Speaker 7 (01:49:43):
Yeah, I was gonna say I have a I have
a friend he and his wife's last name for Bullock time.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
Did you ever talk to Jim J Bullock? No, I
know the name. You remember how I spelled Jim? Don't you?

Speaker 4 (01:49:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
Just Jay M Yeah, I didn't know that. Look it up. Wow, Jim.
His name was Jim. As you know. If there's no
eye in team too close for comfort. That was the
He was the comic light. He was he flamboyant. N Yes,

(01:50:16):
he was Monroe. I see well. I want to say
a little my buddy Steven Singer at Steven Singer Jewelers,
Stephen Singer's got something interesting going on. As you know,
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(01:50:36):
has locked in his diamond stud earrings at the old price.
His Anita diamond studs will start at just two hundred
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as they were last year. Well, thank you, Steven Singer.
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(01:50:58):
So if you got a pair of studs last year
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for the Christmas holiday. If you get those orders in soon,

(01:51:19):
experience the difference at Stevensinger Jewelers. Once again, it's online
at I Hate Stephensinger dot com and they have that
special backing. Christie, explain this to me one more day.

Speaker 7 (01:51:29):
Are silicon back and they're a little bigger, and so
they hold them very sturdily on the back of your ears.
You don't lose your nice stunts.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
And you can't go wrong with a set of diamond earrings.
The ladies love them, and I suppose the gents love
them too. I don't know, get the details. I Hate
Stephensinger dot com. And we have coming up a number
of interesting things, including you mentioned those those st new words.
What about our OnlyFans thing?

Speaker 7 (01:51:56):
Oh yeah, we have that update on our urine spreader.
We'll talk about that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:00):
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Speaker 16 (01:52:45):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
There he's at the I H. Stephens Singer sidekick chair.
There's Ash Cosbychick. I'm chick. Hello Tom. We have words
in the news once again.

Speaker 9 (01:52:55):
Ah words before we get to our today in History language.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
But Christy's got some words. I have some words here
from Kenny and Iowa.

Speaker 7 (01:53:02):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
Kenny was kind enough to write, you're Bob and Tom
show hate to bother you guys at work. God, I
love that. We are on our way to Rochester, Minnesota.
The other day. Uhha, we came to the airport. My
son said, well, we're here at the plane station. Yes,
which kind of makes sense. Does you got your train
station bus station? I wonder why they went with airport.

(01:53:30):
I don't lane station.

Speaker 7 (01:53:32):
I don't know. It is not the bus port.

Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
What the hell's wrong with this language? Boy? It's confusing.
Now we got new news from the world of language
over there.

Speaker 7 (01:53:42):
Oxford University Press has named rage bait as its word
of the year. Never heard it either, Oxford. So the
phrase refers to online content that is deliberately designed to
elicit anger or outrage my being frustratingcative, or offensive, with

(01:54:02):
the aim of driving traffic to a particular social media account.

Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
I see, but it's two words.

Speaker 7 (01:54:07):
Lexicographer Susy Dent told the BBC that the person doing
the rage baiting basking the millions quite often of comments
and shares and even likes. Sometimes, of course, this is
the result of algorithms used by social media companies because
although we love fluffy cats will appreciate that, we tend
to engage more with negative content and content that really

(01:54:31):
provokes us.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
So it's called rage batas somewhat ironic.

Speaker 9 (01:54:34):
This is from Oxford, which is in the UK, which
will put you in jail for things you have posted
on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:54:44):
One of the rage bait things that they do is
they deliberately misspell words.

Speaker 9 (01:54:49):
Oh really, just to get people to comment. Yeah, yeah,
that's interesting because the more people to comment, I guess,
the more people can see.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
It or will Yeah, someone put what ever, just to
get you angry. All right, it's ugliness is what it is.
Also two words they got they got to change it
to that. They can't be the word of the year.
It's got to be what the phrase of the year.
I don't know, because we've had a bunch of these
in all the dictionaries. This is sort of their time to.

Speaker 7 (01:55:18):
Shine, Yes it is, so we're going to bring in
Cambridge Now. Cambridge Dictionary has added more new words and
phrases to its database. The new entries for this week are.

Speaker 6 (01:55:32):
I only know this from in the base in the
bathroom too long, I'm throwing.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
The only my Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:55:41):
I have a friend who's a lesbian and she said
that this is hmm, this is tricky. This is one
of her favorite things to do with her wife, and
it's a sexual thing.

Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
Okay, that's that's the only Okay, that was the only
throning he was aware.

Speaker 7 (01:55:56):
Okay, you can tell us off because no, it's it's okay. Well, okay,
this I want to know if my face were a
throne and the queen. Okay, where would you sit?

Speaker 9 (01:56:13):
But ically done, I'm positioned on the floor, like on
my knees in a way that I kind of try
to get myself to look like a proper seat.

Speaker 1 (01:56:22):
Okay, got it. Man, that's a lot of work. Yeah.
Oh I laughed and laughed when they when they shared
that with me, and I went, good.

Speaker 7 (01:56:30):
For you guys, Did they demonstrate that for you?

Speaker 9 (01:56:33):
No, No, they don't want any They they are not
interested in me being a sexual being at all, so
they wouldn't do anything to try to turn Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:56:45):
Throning in this case refers to dating someone because they
increase your social media status and reputation.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Boy, that's gross.

Speaker 7 (01:56:53):
Is the social media ever going to go away? What's
going to replace. It got to be something.

Speaker 1 (01:56:58):
Right past there more? Uh polio, I think the way
things are going.

Speaker 7 (01:57:06):
Swag gap?

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (01:57:09):
A situation in which one partner in a relationship is
widely seen as much more stylish, confident, or successful than
the other. You have more swag than your partner.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
Basically, Oh, okay, that's every relationship I've ever been in.

Speaker 7 (01:57:23):
Well, then you have a gap.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
Oh yeah, because I'm a slob.

Speaker 7 (01:57:27):
You're not a swob.

Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
Wouldn't a swag gap be like if you, uh, I
don't know, you your one kid gets the T shirt
and the other gets the it gets the crappy prize.
The swags aren't of equal value because we have little kids.
You can't have If you have two little kids, you
can't have one. Eventy, you got to have two of everything.

Speaker 7 (01:57:51):
Do you buy the two exact same things?

Speaker 1 (01:57:53):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I don't think anyone's not doing your
children any favors. I don't think you're anyone's using the
term swag like a gap.

Speaker 9 (01:58:00):
What about shreking, Well, that's that's gotta be looks a
swag gap, But in the looks realm.

Speaker 7 (01:58:06):
Dating someone you think is less physically attractive than you,
and the belief they will treat you better and be
a more appreciative and loyal partner.

Speaker 1 (01:58:13):
That's also gross a very similar. They are very last one.
What's that? What's that song? That awful? Gotta make a
leg and your wife? That's a funny song. Yeah, that's
the idea. Sure, if you want to be happy for that,
never make it pretty? And that song is woman's eyes

(01:58:33):
don't match. You don't find that he's going to make
a good don't sure?

Speaker 10 (01:58:40):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:58:40):
No, yeah, there's you can tell that. What's behind that
song is there's a wink, it's tongue in cheek.

Speaker 1 (01:58:47):
Yeah. Yeah, it's so that she won't cheat on your right.
So that so that would be shreking. Yes, okay, okay,
good to know. Well, I time out to check in
a little bit of history, ladies and gentlemen. All right,
today is of course the second of December. Yeah, it
is famous for many things, okay, including the birthday of

(01:59:11):
Johnny Versace John Eversa.

Speaker 6 (01:59:15):
Yeah, fancy name spelled interesting, Johnny spelled.

Speaker 1 (01:59:20):
G I A N N I. I believe it's Giohnny,
but John called him Johnny. Yeah that he's got that
song Giohanny be good.

Speaker 6 (01:59:29):
Yeah, but the circle as we traveled in. Yeah, I
tried to call him Giohnny, but no one.

Speaker 1 (01:59:35):
I always thought it was interesting. This is going to
sound awful, but they they always referred to him as
being assassinated, Yeah, as opposed to being murdered.

Speaker 7 (01:59:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
Is that because he was so rich? I don't know.
I think it's a level of celebrity. I is that
what it is? I don't know. Maybe I don't know. Okay,
it was.

Speaker 7 (01:59:53):
Awful today, Bob, Bob, Yeah that's Bobby, all right, Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (02:00:02):
She shares it with Lucy Lou.

Speaker 7 (02:00:04):
Oh she's pretty. Oh yeah, Charlie Angel.

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
She was a Charlie's Angel in the movies.

Speaker 7 (02:00:12):
In the movies. Okay, you didn't you missed the movies.

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
I did. Yeah, she was. She was in Kill Bill, right, yeah, okay.
Nellie Fertato, who was famous for her egg Mexican dish,
the for toato. No, that's for burritos. I lay eggs
like a bird. Happy birthday, Britney Spears. Britney Spears born

(02:00:40):
in nineteen eighty one. Aaron Rodgers. Why was it Britney Spears?
Nickname Pickle right Pickles Spears Yeah, I'm so glad it
wasn't Pickle Spears, Hey, Pickle. I bet someone in her
life called her.

Speaker 9 (02:00:51):
It's a cute it's a cute nickname. Right, get over
your pickle Pickle.

Speaker 1 (02:00:57):
Eighteen oh four, Napoleon was crowned the Emperor of Rants.
Wait a minute, what the one I talked over? I
forget you did want Aaron Rodgers? Aaron Rodgers. I thought
you'd want.

Speaker 6 (02:01:05):
To Aaron If if you want to keep crowing about
those forty year old guys in the NFL, watch Aaron
Rodgers next time he plays outdoors under one hundred thirty degrees.

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
His bones. It's like as a moved very quick, not
good on the state of nineteen thirty nine, LaGuardia Airport
began operating. I still have turminils and he the very
first flight was delayed and still the smallest hall away
in the history. Yeah, no joke and toll right, yeah

(02:01:40):
Fiarella Laguardian. Yeah. In two thousand and one, and Ron
famously filed for bankruptcy.

Speaker 9 (02:01:45):
That whole thing was completely misunderstood. Those guys did nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:01:50):
Yes, if you look deeply enough, they filed for moral bankruptcy. Josh, no, no, No,
it's called commerce.

Speaker 9 (02:01:56):
That's right, exactly right. Yeah, if you want to play
the game, if you want to swim with sharks.

Speaker 1 (02:02:00):
That's right. How long did they keep the name of
the field. I don't know. It went to NRG pretty quick,
I think it. Okay, I couldn't remember. That's a pretty
great documentary if you are interested in. The Smartest Guy
in the Room is one of the best documentaries I've
ever seen. Yeah, it's really good. Well, thank you very much.
Coming up, Christy, what have you got over there?

Speaker 7 (02:02:19):
Coming up? We have our only Fans model who is
in a little bit of trouble for her urine spree.
We have some tourists stranded in a in a sky
dining restaurant, if you can picture that. And a Chinese
man with a functional cigarette lighter that's been in his
stomach for thirty years.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
My gosh, how does he know? It's never mind? You
know what? Never mind? Well you'll find out. Never mind,
you'll find out.

Speaker 9 (02:02:43):
If he can swallow a cigarette and then spit it
back up and it's lit. I'd pay a suit, Yes,
i'd pay well.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
I want to see him. I'm in I want to
see him at the sphere for an evening. Yeah, I'm
in for fifty damn right. Okay, these are the Rally
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Speaker 6 (02:03:11):
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.
H she's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Conwin.

Speaker 1 (02:03:19):
Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 4 (02:03:20):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (02:03:21):
There, he's at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 1 (02:03:23):
No, that reminds me, chick.

Speaker 9 (02:03:24):
If you visit Stephensinger's website, it's I Hate Stephensinger dot com.
You're gonna find out why he's the most trusted jeweler
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Speaker 1 (02:03:39):
Here's real audio of other jewelers. We heard their guard
at them. Eat it. That's I Hate Stephen Singer duck rough. Yeah,
those other jewelers aren't kind. There's as Cosby. I'm chick,
McGee Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. We had the what
was it the word of the year for twenty twenty

(02:03:59):
five for curring according to Oxford.

Speaker 7 (02:04:03):
So it's kind of a more UK based thing, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:06):
We've heard rage bait here. Yeah, oh you know it's
it's posting stuff just to get people angry so you
get more hits. Yep, and including misspelling words just to
get people. Well, you're ignorant. You know what the word
was for nineteen sixty three? No, sixty Is it something

(02:04:26):
we still use? Is it groovy? No, it's I think
I think this may answer the question right here everybody's head, Yeah,
I could hear it all right, the word the word
is bird.

Speaker 7 (02:04:41):
Nineteen sixty three the word was yah.

Speaker 1 (02:04:42):
But everybody knows that the bird was.

Speaker 6 (02:04:44):
Everybody wants to play that crappy song. I love it,
I genuinely. I love it as a kid. I love
I love its use in full metal jacket. I love
the family guy stuff with it, and I genuinely like
the song. I can't help it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:01):
I like it too. I prefer Papa Mao. I know
you both know the difference between good and bad.

Speaker 9 (02:05:09):
To me, that's good I'm serious. I'm sorry you would
you would.

Speaker 6 (02:05:15):
Buy a guy who said on an album of a
guy who sang all those songs like that.

Speaker 9 (02:05:23):
I have never I've never done a deep dive into
the trash Men catalog.

Speaker 1 (02:05:27):
Okay, I'm gonna have to. What about what about the Rivingtons?
That's a nice song.

Speaker 4 (02:05:38):
For me.

Speaker 1 (02:05:38):
Trash Man is more fun. This is classier class here. Yeah,
I like that rougher Raw. That guy's got a great voice. Yeah,
that's that's art right there. It's popular. Those are great lyrics.

(02:06:03):
Those are better than any lyrics in any song by
the band America. Are you nuts?

Speaker 9 (02:06:10):
I mean, sister Golden Hair does nothing for you.

Speaker 1 (02:06:14):
Everybody knows a horse with no name, and we hummet
even when Pat does great melody horrible.

Speaker 9 (02:06:24):
And then Pat, you're right, Oz never did give nothing already.

Speaker 1 (02:06:30):
So that sounds like that's three joints in they thought
of that one. Okay, of the America catalog sang like that.
What would be.

Speaker 9 (02:06:42):
Imagine the guy from trash Men doing unchained melody? Just
I bet we can that. The Trashman Christmas album, Yes
is silent.

Speaker 1 (02:07:00):
The Red Red Nose weekd Ai trash Man Guy sings
Unshaine melody and see what happens, Jason, that's your try
a Christmas song. Also while you're doing it, now, chick,
you missed the Yes, we're talking about Christmas songs that

(02:07:21):
were not originally written for Christmas.

Speaker 6 (02:07:24):
All right, and he guesses, is this almost sounds like
an interesting topic.

Speaker 1 (02:07:29):
I'm sure I'm wrong, but you're liking. Some are fairly obvious.
It's yeah. To me. The most obvious one is, uh,
the one from the Sound of Music. Oh that, and
that is considered Christmas song. Oh yeah, well, if you
can go to the Christmas channels, they're playing that one. Huh.

(02:07:52):
Jingle Bells was originally written for Thanksgiving? What yeah?

Speaker 11 (02:07:57):
Thanksgiving did not even not?

Speaker 7 (02:08:01):
That was just a song he wrote with his wife.

Speaker 1 (02:08:03):
That was a song that they wrote as a choke
singing cocktail parties.

Speaker 6 (02:08:07):
But even then it was sexual assault. Right, You have
to really want to hear that.

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
The Tan and Bomb was originally Steve Feigenbaum about a
friend of mine from Byron Junior High School. Was that
well it was I can only imagine how it was
about Steve bar Mitzvah.

Speaker 7 (02:08:29):
And it wasn't about a Christmas tree either.

Speaker 1 (02:08:32):
My goodness, I heard that.

Speaker 7 (02:08:34):
On the way in Actually, oh Christmas Tree, and I'm thinking, well,
that's not what they.

Speaker 1 (02:08:39):
Yeah, that is that was once I din once again
adapted yeah to be a Christmas song. I wonder if
I bet the Rivingtons have a Christmas album. Probably, Oh,
I hope they were. They were a legit gospel band.
That that Papa Mama was an anomaly for there. Yeah,
it sure is. But the notion of the trash Men
Christmas album would be you know, Silent Night was not

(02:09:02):
a Christmas song.

Speaker 7 (02:09:04):
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (02:09:05):
It was written by a guy whose wife had got
out with the girls for the evening. He was enjoying
some piece and they do be talking, just talk it up,
and my goodness, yeah he kicked it right up, didn't he? Easy,
Chris Tucker, it was not. I was not. I was

(02:09:26):
not going to be talking. I was not going to
go there. I just discovered something. The Rivington's did a
alternate version of Papa ou Au Mau. Really, I've never
heard this, Do we dare press the button? I hope
it's filth. I doubt it. They were once again a
gospel band. I'm sure they didn't. Let's give this.

Speaker 3 (02:09:55):
It was.

Speaker 1 (02:10:00):
This is mama, oh ma ma, I love it. You know,
I like these songs.

Speaker 9 (02:10:05):
I just realized what's going on in those songs quiets
what's going on in my brain all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:10:15):
Really, Yeah, this is great. I want to hear a
little more. Guy's a great singer. Yeah, little history onic
on that vault. I to I met a guy in
the I was at some event. Had a kid named

(02:10:36):
up know their kid was named Rivington? Though, did you
name him after the great band the Rivingtons? Please get
away from it? Yes, they ditched me. They had never
heard of the song Papa Mama. I don't believe.

Speaker 7 (02:10:49):
Well, not many people have.

Speaker 1 (02:10:52):
And I love all that stuff. Monster it Monster.

Speaker 11 (02:10:58):
So if you want to see them back in the day,
they did all stuff like that. They did gospel stuff too.

Speaker 1 (02:11:02):
They were a gospel band serious. So you had to
wait till the end for that one and the big hit.

Speaker 7 (02:11:06):
Not sure.

Speaker 1 (02:11:06):
I'm not sure if they mixed that in with there?
Is there anything that you like?

Speaker 9 (02:11:09):
Charles was kind of the first to mix that gospel
stuff in and people were not happy.

Speaker 6 (02:11:14):
Is there anything that you liked that that it was
just normal? I mean everything you yeah, everything you a
monster hit. Everybody was talking about it.

Speaker 9 (02:11:24):
Yes, there's really nothing wrong with going you know what?
That wasn't very popular, but.

Speaker 1 (02:11:27):
I really liked nothing in him say that nothing? Nothing
is that criteria in Tom. I'll try to find something
for your description, something that wasn't very popular, but you
love it. That's like a ton of stuff. I'm here
and you would equate that to having this aerodyite know

(02:11:47):
it all opinion about everyone to be kind? You have
alternate taste to be kind? Yes, yes, that means scrolls
based is superior to yours. Exactly. Okay, do you guys
like that one? And he's happy with that?

Speaker 7 (02:12:00):
Yeah, of course he is.

Speaker 1 (02:12:02):
In his brain. I scored on him, is what he's thinking, right.

Speaker 7 (02:12:07):
You were a cruel to be kind in the right moment?

Speaker 1 (02:12:09):
Do you guys like that one? He doesn't think for
a second that people are listening to what he's saying.
I just liked that song, also, chrisy cruel to be kind?
Love it in the right measure? What the hell is that?

Speaker 11 (02:12:22):
All?

Speaker 1 (02:12:24):
You a maker?

Speaker 6 (02:12:26):
No one listened to that, no one. No one knows
the cruel to be kind? No one knows what you
don't like that song? No of course I like that song. Yes,
it's a nice song.

Speaker 9 (02:12:33):
What if the trash man did it?

Speaker 1 (02:12:39):
Going to measure or the Rivingtons? You proved to be paid.
Everybody is tired about the kindness. And I'm right, I
don't know what be great to do a do I'm

(02:13:02):
gonna I'm about it. I'm about a video about a
video on my go ahead, here you do a video
of unmeat the press. Unmeat the press. And then they
asked some distinguished Washington a hole about something, well, what
do you, uh, what do you think about the the

(02:13:22):
the recent thinking of the Uh? They just respond, does
that have to be that loud? If it's too loud,
you're too old. He almost sounds like the guy he's
just met to rehearsal with these guys. Wow, I mean,
there's it sounds like an auctioneer.

Speaker 9 (02:13:44):
There's video of the guy and it's just him on
stage doing that right about it. And he's on like
some old black and white shirt. He's wearing a suit
and he's walking around real real weird. He falls to
his knees at one part where he has a crazy breakdown.

Speaker 1 (02:13:59):
And this is why they banned rock and roll high
school in the sixties because of these guys, they're having
a great time. He probably goes six a six seven
six seven, the crowd goes nuts.

Speaker 9 (02:14:11):
We've I've got to listen to more trash men and
see if that's what they were up to the whole time.

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Speaker 1 (02:15:35):
Do you suppose when the trashman, uh, you know, inevitably
some guy goes solo, did he become trash man? Right? Yeah,
I'm looking at this.

Speaker 7 (02:15:44):
How they get their name?

Speaker 9 (02:15:46):
I cause their music their number two their number two
songs on Spotify is a Christmas song. Oh, it is
dancing with Santa. It's called Readeah, listen.

Speaker 1 (02:16:00):
Dancing. There's a chance, man, they have at least I'm
looking here, at least seven albums. Yes, when we come back,
by the way, you'll know trash Man all the time.
You will not hear this in any other radio station.
Trash Men, deep cuts, wait back, hold on our program,

(02:16:22):
directors shooting himself.

Speaker 9 (02:16:24):
This biography starts arguably the greatest landlocked surf band of
all time out of Minneapolis.

Speaker 1 (02:16:31):
Of course, where the surf is chill. These guys are great,
coming up trash men, deep cuts. I'm gonna sit in
my car and wait for this.

Speaker 9 (02:16:41):
They really leaned into this bird thing. They have a
song called bird Bath. They have a song called bird
Dance Beat or whatever.

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This has been happening lately. You've been at toward the
end of the season. I'm creeping up. Yeah, eighty and
eighty eight on the season. Now, we promised we were
playing the trash Men. Oh, we did promise in the Rivingtons. Well,
you know, sometimes you have to break a promise. I
like Papa umau mao. And of course the trash Men
song Surfing Surfing Bird was based on two songs from

(02:18:33):
The Rivingtons, Papa uh Malmo and the bird is the
word Oh okay, yeah. To give credit where credit is due, homage.
The trash Men were performing well into the twenty tens.
I would have loved to have seen the Trashmen. They
have a boxed set out there before discer Believe it
or not. Yeah, what are they? The world's greatest surf band?

(02:18:55):
They were called Landlocked? I see. Yeah, they do have
a Christmas song. I am not familiar with it. Do
you want to drop the needle?

Speaker 4 (02:19:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:19:05):
Yeah, let's try it. Okay. As I said, you're not
gonna hear any other radio show today say we're doing
trash Men deep cuts. Who's your buddy? That's such a
great announcer of the deep cutsky Earl Bailey. Earl Bailey,
he is wonderful. Oh my god, he's my favorite. What
a great voice, terrific delivery. The economy of words that

(02:19:26):
mister Bailey has, economy of words, you might want to
a lesser a lesser man. A lesser man would resent that.

Speaker 9 (02:19:38):
The morning I heard him go, if your song is
your song, then your song is next.

Speaker 1 (02:19:42):
That's that is.

Speaker 9 (02:19:44):
I almost drove out of my pulled over, got out
of my car and started walking home because no one
else needed to be on the radio.

Speaker 1 (02:19:50):
Yeah that is so good. That's not my skill set.
I could never do what he does. Yeah, he's got
a better voice. We had some four hour show. We
got a fill. Remember that. That's a nice way to
look at Okay, ear the song gonna be half over
for you.

Speaker 7 (02:20:07):
Tend to use a lot of words for one thing.
Am I wrong?

Speaker 1 (02:20:11):
No? No, no, but no, that's part of his charm.
I think you're correct.

Speaker 6 (02:20:16):
That aquacious man not only that, but uses a lot
of words one or two.

Speaker 1 (02:20:22):
Loquacious means I brush my teeth that this is this
is uh the trash man. Yeah, I'm trying to find
the it's called I'm it's called Dancing with Santa, And
I'm not familiar with this song. So let's roll the dice. Here.
Twas the night before Christmas. Okay, all was quiet and

(02:20:45):
still that's somebody's girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (02:20:49):
Up on Blueberry Hill.

Speaker 1 (02:20:50):
Come playing with us, Danny the stack.

Speaker 5 (02:20:55):
It seemed all was right.

Speaker 1 (02:20:58):
But there were more than just sugar plums dancing that night.

Speaker 4 (02:21:05):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (02:21:06):
The baseman gits, Oh what a sad to see?

Speaker 1 (02:21:11):
How is this again? Crash Crash doing the watching scene
like the wild rotting little.

Speaker 9 (02:21:22):
Man talking to close the proper and would thank Christmas class.

Speaker 18 (02:21:29):
Okay, I don't know if that was I don't know
if that was much of a hitch, that's not going
to become a christ classic because because they want a
brand totally off brand that what's that's.

Speaker 1 (02:21:43):
What should be. Yeah, that's doing the wat to see? Yeah?
Is that the whole thing? Is this the wat? Yes?
I think so? No, I don't think so. The twitter
that looks like more like mashed potato. Mashed potato. That's
the macarena.

Speaker 7 (02:22:01):
Well no, I mean before the macarena.

Speaker 1 (02:22:04):
Yeah, let's ask that's the swimming. Yeah, that's the sim
that's the swim, the swim. Yeah, okay, wa Si, let's
look at maybe we yeah, maybe we shouldn't look at
the May you think it's filthy? No?

Speaker 6 (02:22:19):
No, no, maybe politically incense. I believe it's from the
Watusi tribe.

Speaker 1 (02:22:22):
Yeah, I'm not familiar with. Is that what the tribe
used to do? You would pull, you'd go to their island.

Speaker 6 (02:22:27):
They would be much like the scene in Air Airplane
where they're learning basketball.

Speaker 1 (02:22:32):
Yeah, really they really took to it, really took to it. Well,
it's time for us to move some backwards. Douff, there
is a Bria. There's a great video out there. Josh,
where what was that exactly was that the trashman?

Speaker 9 (02:22:50):
Yeah, doing surfing Bird on some show and there's like
a bird at the drums, like a fake bird puppet,
and then he's that man just starts losing his mind.

Speaker 1 (02:22:58):
Dance would put I mean, Michael Jackson would admire that dance.
It's so good.

Speaker 7 (02:23:03):
The dance is not PC apparently is basically a line dance.
It started in the sixties. Yeah, there's just one segment
of it that looks like it might not be appropriate,
but yeah, it's an early form of the line dance.

Speaker 9 (02:23:16):
We really we're really worried about offending the wave.

Speaker 1 (02:23:21):
No is it a dry No? Yeah, no, not at all.
Okay something else?

Speaker 6 (02:23:25):
Yeah, okay, you know what I would venture to say,
almost everyone else is who I'm thinking of.

Speaker 1 (02:23:31):
Well, let's just move forward here enough, no more deep
cuts from I'm afraid.

Speaker 9 (02:23:37):
Now I know a bunch of covers because they didn't
have that server Bird came out and they were like,
let's get these guys on the road. Yes, I did
reading on this and they had nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:23:49):
Yeah. Yeah, well there's like eight different versions of what's.

Speaker 6 (02:23:53):
Your something else? Other than that crap you played? What
was that dancing with Santa yeah. I couldn't even pick out.
There's a reason that's not a standard any okay, King
of the Surf, Yeah, sure.

Speaker 7 (02:24:05):
All right, so I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (02:24:07):
All right, there you go. All right, Wait a minute,
Wait a minute, Hello, is Chuck Berry home? Yeah? No, kidd, okay,
here we go.

Speaker 7 (02:24:15):
That's fine. He said they were guitar guys.

Speaker 1 (02:24:21):
Yeah, that's classic serve. They're skilled, very good.

Speaker 4 (02:24:25):
Cat.

Speaker 1 (02:24:26):
You're the guitar player. I like it. That's smart to play, right, yeah,
very hard. Yeah, that's a total chuck. That might as
well be called cameras in the bathroom. That's my favorite
Chuck Berry song. You stop it? Why yourself off? Girl?
Don't kiss me? Well off babe. By the way, that

(02:24:50):
video has has that disappeared from the internet.

Speaker 6 (02:24:52):
I don't want to talk to you about any about okay,
want to talk about we have canas?

Speaker 1 (02:24:58):
Could we get to our only fans?

Speaker 7 (02:24:59):
Well, that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 1 (02:25:00):
I need an electrician. If you're an electrician, be listening
to this because I need your help.

Speaker 7 (02:25:04):
An OnlyFans model has been sentenced to jail after she
went on so cold urine spree at multiple New Hampshire businesses.

Speaker 1 (02:25:11):
What urine urine s free okay.

Speaker 7 (02:25:14):
Ms Kelly Tedford, known online as Kinky Kelly, had filmed
herself urinating on food at the Mona Knock food co op.

Speaker 1 (02:25:25):
Additionally, oh, she's peeing locally, yes, yeah, I got that
going for table. Additionally, thank you.

Speaker 7 (02:25:36):
Twenty four year old was accused of relieving herself into
an air conditioner unit in a Marriott Oh see, that's
my question, and onto a comforter blanket curtains, as well as.

Speaker 1 (02:25:45):
Couldn't I kill you? Well, boy, that's risky. I think
it was. At worst, you're just going to damage the
air conditioner. But I mean is do those have a
GFI circuit three so that if you so, you're thinking,
the stream could be electrified and shoot back up into her. Yeah. Boy,
that's what the lu Christie song Lightning Strikes It is about.
I mean, couldn't I mean you've I've read about your

(02:26:07):
guys taking a pee on some wire in the end
of dying. Yeah, but in this because they have to
get I feel like you're going to short it out
before that happened.

Speaker 7 (02:26:16):
Yeah, and she's grounded because she's standing on the carpet.
I would think right on the floor and.

Speaker 1 (02:26:23):
I'm just asking. But first of all, she's also whatever
the sentence was, it's not enough.

Speaker 7 (02:26:28):
She's also defecated on the floor and placed Waiste into
the hotel's toilet tank, known as an upper decker. She
pleaded guilty to six Class A misdemeanor, sentenced to three
hundred and sixty days in jail, though half of that
sentence was suspended.

Speaker 1 (02:26:40):
Your honor, My client is just kinky, that's all.

Speaker 7 (02:26:43):
She was ordered to be ten thousand, five hundred and
twenty dollars in prostitution to the Amunto Food co Op
for contaminating grocery items, and five hundred dollars for the
marryout for the air conditioning unit.

Speaker 1 (02:26:55):
I guess a food co op. Well done, ma'am. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. Yeah, if I'm the judge, you know how,
I believe in cruel that unusual punishment. Would you have
herpeede and pooped on? I No, I think I would
just force her to eat bread and water. But the
bread has been pissed on by the fellow inmates. Nobody

(02:27:16):
wants bread. Yeah, this is what it's like. This is
what you're doing to people. Eat it? Do you eat it? So?
You finish the loaf? Do you finish the loaf? You're
staying in stir bitch, that's me. That's Judge Tom sentence
for this gal man. I still want to know if
she could pee in the air conditioner and get get electrocute.
I bet there is a risk maybe, But in the

(02:27:39):
then the notion the next a couple that goes to
stay in the hotel room, it's.

Speaker 9 (02:27:45):
Oh yeah, all of that is behavior and decer tho.
It was a classic Oh you're you're fine with that,
so you wouldn't no extra time.

Speaker 1 (02:27:53):
There is.

Speaker 3 (02:27:56):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:27:56):
I if I ever go into the Four Seasons, I
always upper decker before I check out. Oh my god,
is that right? That's had to have happened in a
really nice hotel. Oh yeah, I'm sure you're various rock.

Speaker 7 (02:28:08):
Stars yeah, oh yeah, a group of tourists and is
it anacol India.

Speaker 1 (02:28:16):
Well, if you found out a rockstar did do that
all the time, but it was somebody unexpected, like you
found out Joni Mitchell was Queen of thet help me.
I think I'm all merchant was always doing someone would
find out a huge turn on.

Speaker 7 (02:28:36):
A group of tourists and ANACOL India were left stranded
one hundred and twenty five feet above the ground after
a crane suspending a so called sky dining attraction malfunction.

Speaker 1 (02:28:46):
Call Luke Skywalker's father, that's right, Okay, do you have
a picture of this thing?

Speaker 7 (02:28:51):
NDTV reports that a family of four, along with the
restaurant staff, were stuck for over two hours as fire
and rescue personnel worked to get them down.

Speaker 1 (02:28:59):
This sounds horrified, An.

Speaker 7 (02:29:00):
Officer from the police station explained the cranes hydraulic spirit
do of malfunction, leaving the restaurant suspended in the air.
It's better than having it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:09):
But I don't know who'd want to do there?

Speaker 7 (02:29:14):
It is they have this? Did they have this in
Vegas for a while?

Speaker 1 (02:29:17):
What's the point? A unique experience? But man, it would
terrify me. Will you guys be scared? You're in this
huge platform and they're serving you food. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:29:28):
It's set up almost like, uh you know what we
call a hibachi style or you know, one big rectangular
table with chairs all around it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:36):
Now, if you have to use the toilet facility, well
you're not. It does mud falcon.

Speaker 2 (02:29:43):
Let it go?

Speaker 1 (02:29:44):
Man, I've forgotten the term mud falcon that is a classic.
So those people are stuck up there. If you have
to pee, they have to just go over the side.

Speaker 7 (02:29:52):
You just have to hold it. You not hold your
bodily functions at all, not at all.

Speaker 1 (02:29:59):
Just a open air it's just when it happens. It happened.

Speaker 9 (02:30:02):
Restaurant dangling from a crane. The food wasn't great, but
plenty of atmosphere, a little a little different from a
little twist on.

Speaker 1 (02:30:17):
Or at Everest or wherever. Yeah, I couldn't do it.

Speaker 6 (02:30:21):
They have restaurants I believe, on the Thames and they're
called igloos and you can have be sitting in a
little bubble floating on having your dinner. There's a table
in there and the chairs And does it go with
the current or does it stand?

Speaker 1 (02:30:35):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:30:35):
Yeah, no it it flows up and down the Wow. Yeah,
waiting at that? But this thing is you crap in
one of those. I guess you would, wouldn't you. This
is a lovely explorer from.

Speaker 1 (02:30:48):
What I understand. Adding the turns, adding turns to the
Thames would really it's that right effected, right, who's going
to be It's nothing like Cleveland. I can tell you
that there the rivers just catch on. Yeah, happened once.
I say, once is too many? All right? But these

(02:31:08):
people are they're dangling from a giant crane.

Speaker 7 (02:31:12):
We have had this year in the United States. Remember
when they had this in Vegas?

Speaker 1 (02:31:16):
Christy, would you do it? No, talk about it? Talk
about a high end restaurant, you know the people that
were there.

Speaker 11 (02:31:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:31:24):
After, since they had to cancel it, they were able
to return for free. They gave them a crane check.
No oh no, no, absolutely, ann crane check. That's that's firerable.
Have to attend a meeting and watch a video, yes, yes,

(02:31:46):
or let's be honest to have amy watch a video. Okay,
take notes. Do you want to try one more from
the trash men? Yes? Absolutely, we promised deep cuts. No okay,
what is this on?

Speaker 4 (02:31:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:31:58):
Okay, what do you got?

Speaker 8 (02:32:00):
This is uh.

Speaker 1 (02:32:02):
Margarita or something? Here we go once again the trash
Man and one of their classics.

Speaker 15 (02:32:09):
Of their class.

Speaker 1 (02:32:16):
He says that like a miserable feel. Oh yes, sir,
for a designed. Are they in Spain?

Speaker 7 (02:32:24):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (02:32:25):
I hope this goes on forever. I thought it was
going to.

Speaker 9 (02:32:35):
Yeah, as Jack will his don't to yell in a
reggae show, play something you know you played this one,
played this one already?

Speaker 1 (02:32:47):
Yeah that yeah, that sounds just like.

Speaker 9 (02:32:50):
What's ray a little bit, you know, chick, I love
you and I want to see no harm or discomfort
ever come to you. But yeah, I would pay five
hundred dollars for the lead singer of the trash Men
to come in here and sing Surf and Bird two
inches from your ear.

Speaker 1 (02:33:08):
I would. I would built that right, show a thousand bucks,
thousand bucks for this guy. He might show up. The
problem would be he's deceased, but you get a call
from an agent. You just have to sit there and
let him like his lips occasionally touch your ear. I bet,
I bet I could find a Surfing Bird cover band. No, no, no,

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we haven't had the garbage guys. The things he gets
excited about and takes care of just amazing. Yeah, they
could be our house band for the day. You imagine
going in every coming into every break with you know
what I can This is gonna be one of your
days off.

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Right now.

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That are very important. I understand. What are they?

Speaker 7 (02:36:08):
Doctors in China removed a lighter from a man's stomach
that had been there for three decades. The sixty seven
year old man identified as mister Dang, went to the
hospital after he began experiencing abdominal bloating and pain.

Speaker 1 (02:36:21):
Now did they just luck out when they found the lighter?
They dang? Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:36:26):
Doctors performed an emergency I can't say it gastroscopy. That's
a hard one.

Speaker 1 (02:36:34):
I guess surgery.

Speaker 7 (02:36:36):
We'll go that, Yeah, and discovered an object that had
been corroded by stomach acid deep in the man's stomach,
but were unable to retrieve it. When they questioned the man,
he remembered that during a night of drinking in the
early nineties, he'd swallowed a plastic lighter as a dare.
To remove the lighter, physicians employed a condom like technique

(02:36:56):
wherein they encased the object before pulling it out. Oh,
it was corroded. Doctors found the lighter still worked.

Speaker 1 (02:37:04):
That's when they went dang, what yeah? Sorry, yeah, no, no, no,
just taking your joke and modifying a lighter in his
stomach yep, doctor, I have a weird feeling in my belly. Butterflies.
No cricket.

Speaker 6 (02:37:21):
Oh, I would require everyone to know that those big
lighters used to be called the cricket.

Speaker 1 (02:37:27):
Oh they don't do that anymore. I don't. I don't
think so.

Speaker 11 (02:37:30):
Not.

Speaker 1 (02:37:31):
Maybe for fifty years, Oh my bad, they were called
the crew. I was a kid. They were doing it.

Speaker 6 (02:37:35):
It's a perfectly valid joke. Remember they had a cricket.
They had the cricket spokesman. Yes, a cricket cartoon. He
would wave a cricket would wave while you're smoking your cigarette.

Speaker 1 (02:37:46):
I wonder if that was eliminated for the same reason
Joe Cammel was. If they were trying to make it
appeal to oh maybe bodying arsonists or kids trying to
light their camels.

Speaker 7 (02:37:58):
A man in Missouri says he's lost the password for
the RFID chip that had been implanted in his palm.
By the way, this guy's a magician and a molecular
biologist by the name of z teng Wang. Initially he
had the chip inserted into his palm to spice up
some of his magic.

Speaker 1 (02:38:15):
Trick Everybody's and a Facebook.

Speaker 7 (02:38:18):
Post, he explained that he went to rewrite the chip
and discovered he'd forgotten the password. He wrote, quote, techie
friends have determined that it's too dumb and simple to hack.
The only way to crack it is to strap on
an RFID reader for weeks in order to brute forcing
every possible combination.

Speaker 1 (02:38:35):
Hm, God, can't they just take it out?

Speaker 7 (02:38:38):
Can't they just take Yeah? But I'm sure it's pricey,
he beboned. I was still locked out of my own
body's tech, and I can honestly say that I forgot
the password to my own hand.

Speaker 1 (02:38:48):
This is the same I'm assuming this is the same
thing you put on a dog.

Speaker 7 (02:38:53):
Oh, like a microchip thing?

Speaker 1 (02:38:54):
Yeah, right, see, so it's a scan. What's it called again,
rf RFI? Yeah, that must be the same thing. Is
that it's in a dog? Do those have a battery
in him? The microchips they have like a super crazy
long battery. I'm thinking some of them. Yeah, Either that
or they they manufacture energy out of stomach acid. Or

(02:39:17):
maybe we should try to send this guy guesses as
to what the password might be. A magician with a
chip in his palm abra cadabra, oh to reach out
and grab you or magic one two three, or yeah maybe,
I mean, if you're going to that extent Houdini nine,
wouldn't you write it down?

Speaker 7 (02:39:35):
I would hope.

Speaker 9 (02:39:36):
Do you write down most of your passwords? He couldn't
write it down. His head was sore from having a
chip in it.

Speaker 1 (02:39:40):
Ah, don't you write your passwords down somewhere? Oh?

Speaker 7 (02:39:44):
Yeah, I keep them somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:39:46):
You got to keep them. What's the dumbest thing you
have that as a password? The dumbest thing I have?
Doesn't your refrigerator have a password?

Speaker 4 (02:39:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:39:55):
Are you implying my frigerator? My refrigerators dumb? I'm just
implying that. Do we really need password in a refrigerator? Well,
in this case, you do. Yeah, what is it? And
what does it do? Everything? Refrigerator? I can check and
see what the temperature is the refrigerator right now at
my house. That's handy. Yeah, I guess somewhere between thirty
four and fifty. Have you stolen my password? You must have.

Speaker 6 (02:40:20):
I can turn down my heat up and down from here.
Well that makes sense, Yeah, well that does make sense.

Speaker 1 (02:40:25):
That is nice.

Speaker 7 (02:40:26):
Yeah, have you changed a password? Gone into the account,
then immediately forgot what the password? You just changed was
and had to redo it often. Yeah, I had to
do that.

Speaker 1 (02:40:36):
Yeh oh. Well. The password to the program is the
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