The BOB & TOM Show - December 3, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh, I just got a message from old Saint Nick
way up in Christmas Land, and he says the toys
for good girls and boys are being made as planned.
There's a truck for Little Billy and a dolly for
Molly Dear. But you ain't getting bttly squat because you're really.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Screwed up this year. Oh, the winter fields.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Are white with snow, and the lights are shining bright,
and the wee little heads tucked up in bad's dream
of sugar plums.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
This night.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You may dream of big red app and candy canes
so near, but you ain't getting diddly squat because you're
really screwed up this year. When your mother asked you
to wash the dishes, why you said no, no, no,
and you would not pick up your socks. So it's
case or rah dog face hop. Well, you know that

(01:27):
Santa is watching you, and he keeps a great big list.
But when I tell him the things you do, he
really will be angry. So when you try to sit
upon his knee, he'll knock you on your ear because
you ain't getting diddly squat because you're really screwed up
this year.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, you ain't getting squaw because you're really screwed up. Pull,
You're really screwed up. You're really screwing up this year.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Hey there, Hi, there, ho there, You're as welcome as
can be.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's the Bob and.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, the Frozen Tundra.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Check local listening.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Hello Christy, Hi, chick, she's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
There's Pat Codway.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Hey chick.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
There's Josh charnold By there, he's over there. The I
Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick
McGhee at the Prize Picks Sports desk. Hello, Tom, how
are you? You're you're bundled up like Bob Cratch.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I am freezing. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
I have a portable heater over here. I'm wearing a
ski ski long underwear.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
But we are what thirty forty feet away from eighteen
degree temperatures. Check local listings where you're living. But it's
it's kind of cold here today.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh, we're not used to it yet.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
We're not used to it, And I get the older,
I get I understand, all right, we're going to Florida
or where we go.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
To grandma's and it's eighty two in their house. Have
you ever done that?

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Well, my grandmas were both dead when I was born,
so it was pretty much fifty five or I.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Was using that as fifty.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Do you think the grandparents got together? And do you
see who our grandkid is?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah? Yeah, well check out. We better check out before
he gets.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Too old for the hose. Yeah, yeah, here you go.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
They were long dead.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
A lot of older people keep their houses very warm.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
I can see why. Yeah, but we do have a
lot to get to today. Thank you so much for
joining us. Let's see, now, have you tried this? Have
you tried this phone call where they come and shovel
your driveway for you?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh, plowing no mosles with z's. Oh it's the best.
So it's like Uber for your driveway exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I had.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I had an Amazon guy get stuck in my driveway
yesterday and I hear this, and I go, what the
hell is that? Damn dogs?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
What are they doing?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
And I went over to the window and there they
are and they went off the edge of the drive
Are you do.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
You have a personal relationship with the Amazon drivers? There
are so many it's hard to keep track. But no,
I don't know, and they were The lady felt bad
because she actually did just simply went off the driveway
into into the yard and was a lot of ice
around here. My one ups guy always wears shorts no

(04:43):
matter how cold it is. We've talked about this before.
I haven't seen anything like that. Oh yeah, it doesn't
matter how what the temperature. Always says shorts on. Yeah.
But hey, they're getting a lot of exercise running around.
We should appreciate their hard work yesterday on the show,
late in the show.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
And their packages. There's sweet Life giving package.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yes, we went deep into the trash Men. Yeah, and
that I should the band the trash Men, I believe
what are they from Minnesota originally? Yeah, and the trash
Man of course had the great song Surfing Bird m hm,
a monster hit.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
There's a couple of letters this morning that we'll get
to during email from our listeners. But real quick, this
is from Leyton, which is the definitive word. You guys,
tell me and I will. I will abide by your decision.
Layton says, is it grease or the bird?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Oh? Yeah, there is that. It's a very that is
the word the argument out there. Yeah, you mean the
song Grease is the word.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
The bird is the word which is it can't be
it cannot be both right, No, no, not if we're
talking about the word.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
No.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
I wonder if there are any others. And there's word up,
although I play is that stort of thing?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Word up? Man? I remember word up? I love that.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I never pinned down what word up meant means?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Or just or just saying a word instead of okay,
I get that or oh yeah, I agree word I love.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
It was that cameo and then Corn did a cover
that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
We've had that.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, I've heard that.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's very good.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, of the song word up.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Although I remember plainly hearing Grease by Frankie Valley and
thinking that's a great song. Yeah, yeah, I actually said
that in my brain. I remember that when you were
younger then I by no means stand by that today.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I was in Greece in high school and I remember
being disappointed when our teacher said, by the way, the
song Grease is not in the show, and you heard the.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Like what, yeah, that happens. That happens often. That happens
in Bye Bye Birdie. Who'd you play Kaniki?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Were you? K I was Kaniki?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Which one's Kaniki in the movie? Have Conaways?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yes, Taxi. Tom's never seen Greece?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
What I've watched it for a couple of minutes.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Beauty, Beauty school dropout right, you've never You've never seen
Greece the movie?

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah, well, I understand that the cast got You've got
to Live, Man Live. The cast got together. They were
all celebrating their ninety fifth birthdays.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
No, no, they're just that good that they can portray teens.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Or any of them under thirty when they made the movie.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
So one was Georgia Kiris in a gang in New
York City and is perfectly pressed pants and rayon shirt
as they were dancing around.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
You made What's Switchblade? I believe?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Academy Award winner George Chakaris, Well, it was as much
smaller Academy back then.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
By the ways, as a Greek man playing a Puerto
Rican what an actor?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
You watched West Side Story and at the end of it, man,
that's a great movie, and anything good about that it's
Shakespeare's fault.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Not anybody had anything to do with it.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Great dancing, No, great singing, tremendous songs, brilliant lyrics, a
lot of flourish and West Side Story, a lot of this,
a lot of it of that, a lot of the
horn blasts. Yes when I was a kid, flat notes
that sound wrong. But I'll put Officer Krupky up against Greece.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is the word any day? Grease is the word? Isn't
didn't play? Yeah, there you go, it's just for the movie.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
It's a very gifts Officer Cruptyes, in the movie too
that your value, your argument is completely invalid.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Uh, now that's a bad movie. Is that the worst
movie to win Best Picture? I say, yeah, what west Side?
Oh no, you're completely wrong.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Absolutely, But that is a good question point. It's out,
it's out in the pop culture that might you see
what this you see what this whole word bird versus
grease thing does?

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
It tears us upon the people. YEA, well, we have
a what about turd?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Is the word?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
How about is the word?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
We do have a Can I open.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
With a letter before we get to the letter segments that.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I think I already did, But go ahead, Stephen kind
enough to write V or pH It matters. It's a
V Okay, all right, p H has no place here.
I'm just saying, we know who we're dealing with. Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
So it's like Jeffrey with a ge. Hell yeah, where
do you where do you fall on that g?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
E O F F.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
I have a cousin named You know, when when Steph
Curry was just a little baby basketball, if he went
to Nike for a shoe interview and they, you know,
if you wanted to wear if Steph wanted to wear
the shoes, and the guy at Nike mispronounced his name
is Stephen instead of Steph, and he took that personally
and never went back, and to this day has never
had anything to do with Nike.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
But I'm sure he's getting a check from somebody.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Oh yeah, he's doing Okay, don't worry about Steph Curry.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Okay, dear Bob in town show. I was watching Fred
Claus last night.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh yeah, the song Surfing Bird is playing while Vince
Fong is getting mugged by a gang of Santa's.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, it's not Vince Fong.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Vince Fong.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, it's a whole different movie.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I want to see that movie.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
That's a good title for a movie. Vince Fong American
Private Eye. He's a distant cousin of Charlie Chan Why not?

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Okay, the p s I want to Oh, I see,
I want Josh to do his Corn the band Corn
k Warren Corn scatting.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Oh, yes, of course, he means, uh.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Pretty good.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
What song is that? That's that's the Corn catalog right?
Oh here, oh that one specifically, my that is this
is Corn Jonathan. Uh, what's his name? Davis?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
David? Hear it? That's a elemssion that is so good.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, it is Jonathan.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Yeah, I don't I'm not familiar with the original.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh he just does he literally does that in a song. Yeah,
I do like the beginning in a few songs.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Go into the.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
There's one song called Twist where he just does that
and then occasionally says the word twist.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Does he do the twist?

Speaker 6 (11:45):
That would that would support Myer gave me yesterday that
the lyrics to Papa ou Mau Mau are actually brilliant,
because that's the same sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
I agree, and I told you that.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I see.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Yeah, yeah, I always associate associated Corn with a contest
we had in the building in which the winner got
a large corn tattoo on the back of his neck.
A lot of people lettered, and the guy that wanted
had did it. Sure he's walking around somewhere with a
giant corn.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Tattoo band stuck around. That's good. I say.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
There are more corn tattoos, more corn tattoos out there
than any band.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't think. I don't know about that. I mean,
trash men have to be up there.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
Come on, that is a great question, I wonder. And
again because that font is so backward, are and maybe
kiss what bands fans have had the most tattoos? A
C d C is a good guest?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Kiss me? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Oh yeah, I get that on my Lisa Lobe the carpenter.
I have Lisa Lob's profile and her name on my ass.
Did you know that?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I did not know.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I have the carpeters on my shoulders like.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
One with a bad eye glasses? Should I have a
bad eye? She has glasses like Lisa left eye lobe. Okay,
that's a different one because I had I had her
on my ass and just the one eye is just
my bunghole she TLC.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Isn't that something Pop wanted to say? Bungos that I'm
kind of glad you did. Yeah, keep us one Max
going to it tattoo artist. Here's what I here's what
I want, and I want to find that if any
tattoo artists or is the six seventh thing happening for
tattoos already?

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Speaker 6 (16:24):
Hello Tom, Hello check me to answer a couple of
quick questions we posed just a few minutes ago, based
on several surveys, the most tattooed rock band logo in
the United States, based on surveys of several surveys of
tattoo artists, would appear to be Pink Floyd, the famed

(16:45):
Prism Yeah, or brain Bowing. According to this list, number one,
Pink Floyd, followed by Guns N' Roses, the Pistols and
cross logo from Appetite for Destruction, followed by Metallica, then
ac DC, Nirvana, slip knot that Ramstein, Yeah do hust

(17:08):
do they? Is that Ramstein Steamroller?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
No, they were Ramstein Steamroller and then they just went
to ram.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Then led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the Misfits
Oh yeahs.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah. Do people just get the band's name though, rather
than just the logo that was logos.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Now the symbols of bands as opposed to logos. Pink
Floyd also number one there and this makes perfect sense,
followed by the Grateful Dead Steal your Face Skull, lightning thing,
followed by this one. Yeah, I can imagine the rolling stones,
the tongue thing, the dancing place, the Zoso led Zeppelin

(17:53):
thing in fourth place, and the kisses in there. Ace,
She'll be glad to know. The kiss makeup faces is
a popular tattoo. Apparently the Beatles Abbey Road silho went
for Beatles fans. This is the most tattooed image according
to the survey. Also up their A C D C

(18:13):
lightning bolt. Now guess who the most tattooed rapper is,
Tupac or Big very Good Tupac followed by m Andem
Biggie's the way down the list, No kidd, but he's
on the list. So now with this all started because
we had a request for Josh to do his famous
corn imitation, which I was.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Not familiar with. I've got it.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I'm not I don't know much about corn. I'm sure
they're fine. I just don't know much about them.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
You feel about cream?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Corn?

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Huge fan that anywhere I go if they have corn chowder,
I'm getting it. My favorite soup bat and chicken tortilla. Okay,
big fan?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
A corn band doing cream covers? Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Cream?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Have you heard?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Have you heard?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Of Cream.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Are they good? Oh? Yeah, Well, what's what's their best song?
White white Room, White Room? Yeah, I don't care if
the classics.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Uh, Crossroads? I like the Cream version of that. So
the point is I've discovered this is the song that
Josh was doing his imitation of. I'll just play a
little bit of this for you so that, if you're
like me, you can understand what's happening here except present.
I do you want to hear my imitation first? I
like to hear this first. Okay, Wow, what do you
think is funnier? You do your imitation, then I'll see

(19:32):
if it matches that need better?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Go ahead? Okay. I hope your mom's watching.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I mean, she wouldn't be. She knows what I listen to.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Yeah, no, no, no, but watching you do that why, I
think she remembers something about failure as a mom.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Oh okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
This is absolutely you.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Got it.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
You're nailing it. That's absolutely that's correct, very hooky, very good,
hook very good. And I would argue that much like
Papa Mao, those are really fine lyrics makes a lot
of sense. I'll have to listen to the entire the
entire song.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I don't think I appreciate it. I don't think they
can be called lyrics. No, certainly there's a lyrical component
to them. One could argue, you could.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Argue that's scattering.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Is that that's Jonathan Davis's way of scattering.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
It's kind of a counter scat as opposed to a
melodic I'm.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Sure that's I think it has melody.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
But it's very nice and it's a time to get too.
I don't want you to listen to that again. Yeah,
stay away from our stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I don't ruin everything.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
This all started with our letter about surf and bird
and the trash Men, and the Trashman essentially took Papa
um au Mao and another classic from the Rivingtons and
turned it into surfing Bird. Yeah, of course, as the
bird is a word on it and it has been
used in a number of films, including we found out
it's used in h Fred Claws with Vince Vaughan.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Peey Herman does a cover in the movie Back to
the Beach. If you somehow missed that.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
One, Frank now who is back to the Beach?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Fraggie Avalon and Bechelo kidding and a ton of cameos,
including the aforementioned pee Wee Herman. At one point, they're
in a bar and they walk out and the Skipper
is talking to Gilligan and it's actually them. It's just
loaded with like it's a throwback to those Beach movies.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
It's actually the Skipper and Gilligan. Yeah, wow, what do
you think that called?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Hewe does bird?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Is the word? Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
On the Beach in a pee wee voice.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yes, he's clearly pee wee Herman. Oh yeah, and he's
dressed as a Yeah. It came out like eighty six
or something. I have it on. I would love to
see that. I would like.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
So far, I'm searching and I can't find the pee
Wee Herman version of Surfing Bird.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
You many have to watch Back to the Beach. I'm
going to look for this while you read a letter
of it. There was a good sight gag where that
Finagello is in her home and she opens up one
of the cabinets and it's just Skippy Peanut Butter.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Dear Bob A top show.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Specifically, Tom, if you mispronounced the town name of Mohammed,
Illinois one more time, I'm going to lose my mind.
This is from Page. I grew up there. Paige says.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
The h O is pronounced like ha, not like ho.
So it's not Mohammed Mohammed. So it's like so like Ali.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Huh. It sounds like Mohammed Ali.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
He doesn't pronounce his name and with the long oh sound,
now does he Griswold, Griswold.

Speaker 6 (23:14):
I'm not familiar with the town. I'm sure Mohamma, thank
you for the correction. Mohammad like ha pat going to
be there doing his uh slinging his shingles or whatever. Kastaki, Oh,
same thing. Yeah, I just thought it was Mahomet because
it looks like h O m e. One of the
comedians is going to be You're going You're going home,
not going ham Well, they say Mohammad, okay, good, I'm

(23:36):
go ahead, glad, trying to make Page happy.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
In Peoria. Oh, I know how dare she was? So
she's not even from Mohammad.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
She is now she lives in Peoria. Now she was
in Mohammed. Mouhammad wasn't good enough for her. December thirteenth.
The Yellow people don't grow.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Up and aspire to move to Muhammad. I'm sure it's
a nice town, but they aspire to go to the
big city.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Peoria.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
December thirteenth, Mohammad Illinois and Company Kastaki Economopolis live and
in person. Good way to get to a nice blood
for Kostaki. By the way, sorry to bother your work.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, that can end, writes Cliff.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Yeah, I remained a big fan. I thought you might
better said know that. Caroline Ray friend of the show.
Baby Mamita Kastaki Economopolis is in a Christmas is in
a Christmas rom com?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
What is it? She?

Speaker 6 (24:26):
She plays missus Claws in a film called A Christmas
in Tennessee. It's kind of perfect casting in the movie.
I mean, if you don't know her, Carolina is. I
just I saw Carolina doing a stand up set.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
It was terrific.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
In the movie, she and Santa buy a large order
of Christmas cookies from a small town bakery to save
the owner from being forced to sell to a big
city developer, also uniting the baker with her love interest.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
It's a great movie on Disney.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Plaus Well, thank you, Cliff, good to know, good to know,
appreciate that. Uh, mister McGee, more mail.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
You're bobit tops show. Sorry to bother you at work?
All right?

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Uh, yesterday both Chick and Josh mentioned a documentary that
was one of the best they'd ever watched.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
The Smartest Men in the Room is the Smartest Guys
in the Room, something like that.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Smartest Man in the Room. Yeah. For the life of me,
I can't remember the title. Where there it is. It's
about Enron.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
That's from Kim, a senior branch office administrator. Oh, she
may be up to some Nron type stuff at Edward Jones.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Right here, I'm gonna here on her letter.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
She works in Twue Falls. All right. Yeah, that's a
good one. Well, thank you, thank you, Kim. Please give
me the name of whoever screens the letters so I
can wring their neck.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Oh, poor Mark. Uh, this comes to us from Douglas.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
All right Douglas, Oh, I see, because his previous letters
have not been read. The Christmas move be red one
with JK. Simmons as Santa and Dwayne Johnson is great.
They have a Rockham sock em robots scene.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
What's going on the store? Stop selling diaries? Why are
we the go to for? Just this popped into my head.
I'll write them. I'm I'm glad he Hang on a second,
you're these what are you? These listener emails aren't up
to your quality. Your there should be a clearinghouse for

(26:29):
the email.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
They're a little boring. Okay, are you familiar with this movie? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, I didn't see it. The trailer was good enough.
Yeah all I did not see.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Look, JK. Simmons is Santa. There's a polar Bear, Dwayne
Johnson and Chris Evans. You know what I yeah, after
the thirty seconds of the trailer when I saw it.
Oh yeah, I'm good. I love JK.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Simmons.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, me too. Well, he's okay, yeah, he's great, great actor,
Seeman Oz, he's really goods. You might want to watch
Z what's the one with Tom Hanks? Lady Killers? I
love that movie, Little Little Lady Kill Waffle.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
This is a nice recommendation. We were talking about the
guy that invented the Rockham Sockham robots.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah see that's what Well did give the guy a
little you know, Oh, I love Douglas a little salute.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Ok.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Every what he had to say. Oh you're not gonna
let what he had to say define him?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
No, no, no, but you know what he didn't say.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
This is a good man.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Douglas didn't say sorry to bother you at work.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah, well, you can always recognize when a joke has
gone stale, gone stale. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
We got a big laughed at the arbiter of big
laugh from the guys in the back. Joke has gone stale.
I see okay, dere Bob the Top show, Sorry to
bother chick at work.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Tom can get over it. But I need to weigh
in on the Chick McGee picks.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Today.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Chick mentioned the people like to tell him when they
lose the when they choose the opposite of his weekly
picks and they win, Well, I call humbug.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
I trust the man.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
My wife and Chick share birthday the twenty six Well,
happy birthday, lady, and she wanted to go to the
casino to gamble. I'm not a gambler, but since Kentucky
now allows sports betting, I thought I'd give it a shot.
My parlay ticket followed chicks picks for Thanksgiving and I
won thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Dollars off a five dollars bet. There you go, Well, here.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
You go, and he let's just put it this way.
He picked the right week to do it.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
That's another way of looking at it.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
He Heddi did previously. The previous twelve weeks he totally lucked.
The letter would say, I'm happy to bother you at work.
You dick, you dick. You cost me four one hundred
and thirty two dollars. Yes, I sud have gone that
way historically. I think this is pretty much. Over the
many years you've been doing this, you've been over five hundred,
almost all of them.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
I'm going to say one or two I finished under
five hundred.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
But you've also caught up the last few years while
being down toward the end of the season when things
are a little more I guess gelled respected. Who's who's
got what on their team? That's right, you've done pretty well.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
And every year you've done better than the people on
the pregame shows.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
I'd like to think that, and I think that might
be true. Yes, I think there's some weirdo out there.
Put pen to paper and add everything up.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Now, this next letter will tell you why you should
listen to the entire show. Okay, sorry about you at work,
that's what it says there. Thank you very much. This
comes from oh Borodino, New York. Is am I getting
that right, Pad. I mean that now people are criticizing
you just for not knowing how to pronounce their various times.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
You not us no part of it.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Please don't. I know it was mohammed. Why did you
say something I like, I want to let you bathe
in your ignorance, which would sound like something you'd say
to me.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Well, I learning at your feet after ive this, or
I'm going to pronounce a name correctly that most people
get wrong. Okay, first, he goes. I watched the Colts
game on television. The Texans clearly missed that extra point.
Why isn't it being talked about? We talked about it.
That wasn't the only thing that.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Was well, and then we but we talked about it,
and then we looked into it. And I think what
the ref said on the field was correct. If a
part of the ball goes inside the upright, it's it's good.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
But if you can't tell if it's above the uprights,
they can't do a reap.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
And it was perspective on television because it sure looked
off to me. I was laying there covered in Thanksgiving dress.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
You talked about this. I don't remember it.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yeah, oh really yeah, I know we talked. We only
talked about the one field goal where the guy hit
the you know, the the divot.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
The New York Giants thing, you Young Way coup, which
everyone puts Lucy and Charlie Brown.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
That that made the not the sports, that made the
National Network newslesson.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I'm telling it wasn't like that kick would have mattered.
They were being slaughtered.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
People that I know in the league, and I use
that term to define people that I watch on TV.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Uh. They said they'd never seen anything like it. There
was a Sports Illustrated article going, can you believe the
lame excuses they're trying to? Yeah? Yeah, poor dude sometimes
and Tom was one of those making apologies to Young wayku.
He he clearly biff the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
And again it was an insignificant moment in the game.
You said he could not have won it. It was
like on he was on ice. You said the holder
fumbled the snap and none of that happened. He just
missed the kick.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Well, I was reading it from USA Today, That's what
they said. I but why did you pick that up
and champion it so quickly? I went with d Yeah,
video evidence.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Nothing goes on except him hitting two feet behind the
ball with his big toe.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
That's because I'm I'm pro international players in the league.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
What's this guy? There's no way this guy? What is
a duck? Kim Young Way?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Oh yeah, you're very pro international Young Way. Only chick
got that joke.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Kim's the guy who got beaten to death in the ring.
For those of you who are wanting to find comedy
in the show today, he did.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Who who punched him? Who was the guy he was fighting?
H what's the guy that?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
No?

Speaker 6 (32:30):
No, no, no, oh gosh, somebody He'll tell us the
guy that our friend box Hello help.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Paul Thorne said, he knew what I was going to
do before I did it. Yeah, yeah, okay, Now, how
to pronounce the name of a town?

Speaker 8 (32:46):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (32:47):
This is going to come in handy here. We had
a winner for week thirteen in the Bob and Tom
Picks competition. It is Dan Frederick of Carmel, Indiana. It's
spelled Carmel, of course.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
That's so the more.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Famous Carmel by the Sea, Carmel by the Sea.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
This is Caramel by the Corn.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Oh caramel corn.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh I love caramel corn.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Oh, caramel corn. You love caramel corn. Yes, you're throw it.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
In your popcorn sometimes mix them up. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
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Speaker 5 (35:43):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
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Speaker 1 (36:06):
Sitting here this morning. Tom.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
We're gonna have a song. Sometimes you just want to
kick back sports, as they say, when you're sitting on
the bench of a football team. If you're going to
watch the game, get a ticket. Okay, just grab a ticket.
Pat listening is writing. He's absorbing that he's absorbing so
that he can put this stuff out later. I never

(36:29):
think of that, Yeah, I never thought of I have
a new song that I'm writing true artist, there's as Cosby.
I'm Chick McGee with a letter for Tom. Hello Tom, Hello.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Before we get to the letter, I want to go
back in time just a little bit. Just what's going
back in time?

Speaker 6 (36:48):
Josh mentioned, Oh good, the movie Back to the Beach. Oh, yes,
of all the things, Josh says, you paid attention to
a net Fell and Frankie Avalon's fun of cello my
first my first crush.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Ever, why would you and her pronounced her sweaters? Is
it pronounced fun all?

Speaker 5 (37:09):
I believe so, I don't know if it's fun of
cello or not. Does it matter? Mohammet No, I don't
think it matters. I mean, is it fo or fu
around here?

Speaker 10 (37:19):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Are you asking.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
As we're we're in full?

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, okay, that's I mean it's the foo fighters, not
the mind. And now were her and Frankie actually married?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
No, man, I thought as.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
A kid, I was like, oh here, did they have
a thing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Were they never? They full? Were they were on all
those movies? They were terrible?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
But you mentioned that pee wee herman a fountain.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Somebody shut up, pee wee.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
Herman, pee wee Herman. Apparently, performed surfing Bird in the movie.
Oh yeah, I believe this may be come on, yeah,
I think so.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
We're all very excited to see him. You get the idea, dude,
that's a kid. Yeah yeah, I guarantee you when that

(38:27):
scene would come on, stand up dance with Pee Wee
to it. Really, Josh couldn't get enough.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
And there's the Trashman.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
There's if you see the original guy from the trash
Men doing it. It's there these kind of fuzzy black
and white videos from back in the day, in the
early sixties.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
It's terrific. It's very funny. He's doing this crazy bird dance.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
It's really he's doing a crazy bird dance. Hell yeah,
he's flapping around.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
It's kind of a combination of the chuck berry duck
walk and a chicken dance. It's really so it's like,
what a chicken duck be called a chuck? How about
a choco?

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Okay, well to the chuck and dance, Dear Bob and
Tom shifts go ahead.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
I believe Tom's now Mark is not our staff psychiatrist,
but he he's onto something here. I believe Tom's fascination
with the Andy Griffith Show is a metaphor for his
own life. He identifies with Andy. Tom truly believes he's
the only sensible, reasonable person in a world full of idiots.

(39:34):
I could care less about bothering you at work. This
is from Mark in Wichita, Mark pretty wise words. I'm
thinking there, you identify with Andy. You know you got
a Barney, you gotta fil Mulu, you got the otis,
the drunk you got, you got all of them wandering around?

(39:55):
Am it in the fix It Chop never spoken of
until later in the series.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
You know what's saddens me the energy that's a Mark
and others, including us I have to put into trying
to figure that goofball out. Yeah, you see what you
do to us. You know, we don't just get to
leave our work at work. We go home and think
and stew about why and who you are?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
You think when you're at home?

Speaker 6 (40:22):
Could you try that while you're here?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I do it all at home.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
He creeps into your every day. Yeah, you'll see something
on TV. Oh that looks nice to what? Oh god,
what if Tom watches I can't watch that if Tom
watches it?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Okay, Well have you seen blah blah blah?

Speaker 6 (40:38):
It's amaz We've been talking about movies and television and music,
the usual stuff. I'm a huge fan of a movie,
the first made for full length cartoon made for television,
of course.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I'm talking about mister Magoo's Christmas.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
A Bitch A can one more year with this? Have
you ever seen it? Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I have? And your thoughts.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I've liked it's it's it's of the list of Christmas specials,
though for me it's line. I don't think it makes
the top ten. But I'm curious. You love this Christmas special?
This mister Magoo? Yah?

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Yeah, when was? And be honest, try to be honest,
Just give it an effort. When's the last time you
watched it in its entirety?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Oh? Just a couple of years ago.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
There's certain I've already watched. For example, this year, I've
already watched part of a Christmas story.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Have you made your kids watch mister Magoo?

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Not yet, they're not they're not getting In fact, I
tried to try to get very dress. I tried to
get my nine year old to watch a little bit
of a Christmas story. Couldn't get her hooked.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
Really, Yeah, too many distractions. We'll have to wait till
their fewer distractions. That movie's going to mean less and
less to newer generations.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Oh yeah, it just is. It's not.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, I mean I had to, like really as a
kid watching it, go, oh, I guess this is how
it used to be. So I can't even imagine what
my three year old. First of all, they went outside
to fire a gun. You can do that in your
video game in your bedroom. Yeah, so no phones, cell phones,

(42:19):
Although furnaces still make that cool noise.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
A weird noise, So yeah, maybe it is a cool movie.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Remember the remember the furnace scene and what is the movie?
I'm trying to think of home alone.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Oh yeah, every kid didn't want to go down and
do that down to the basement. That furnace is alive. Yeah,
that's what it seemed like. Sometimes.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
A very nice letter here from Ron explaining his love
of mister mcgoo's Christmas Carol.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Of course it takes the Charles Dickens classic, right, Yeah, yeah,
that was fine, But mister Christmas has got great music, and.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
He points out Broadway greats jewel Stein and Bob Merrill
wrote the those great songs.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
No no, they're not great, terrific animation and in huh,
and Jim Bacchus is trying to sing it's.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Awful, it's great, young screws.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
There's surely what the child got it apparently.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, yeah, you want to let you a little bit
of mister man.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Oh yeah, because it will prove checks point.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah, horrible.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Uh, here we go.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
That was a surprise we got, We got fister you
met mister Magoo.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
That's this one. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Do you know this child?

Speaker 11 (43:41):
The child is young, are screwed?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Is left here? Nobody wants him? He's sufferer, loneless child.

Speaker 11 (44:00):
Apparently horrible, horrible.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
I actually actually have a book about the making of
mister mc Christmas. Apparently Jim Bacchus was famous while doing
the voiceover stuff for going off script and just.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Going so not only have you watched the movie, you
actually read that book.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Yeah, of course it's okay, so I highly recommend it. Great,
great stuff. Okay, we have more letters to get to.
We have sporting news to get to. We have could
your butt be telling your doctor a lot about you? Uh,
there's a button news in the news and we have.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Or is this just the way for doctors to look
at your ass? We'll let you know when.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
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Speaker 5 (44:56):
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. There's Christy Lee Y,
She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. Here's Pat Godwin. Hello,
There's Josh Charnold. Hye the I Hate Stephen Singers sidekick chair.
There's aceh Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Hello, Chick McGee coming up. Butts in the.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
News Ye behind booties behind Indeed, Chick McGee is at
the at the sports desk. Good morning, Bob and Top Show.
This email starts. I have a theory about why missus
monkey snub chick.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Now.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
I said yesterday morning that we had the had the
girls at the at the spas I like to call it,
and after we went to Austin for Thanksgiving, came back
picked up the girls and the girls are my monkey
in my Australian shepherd Joey, and Joey was fine, Hey, Dad,

(45:50):
how's it going? Missus Monkey snubbed. Dad would not come,
It would not be paid nothing. M Well, this lady
Autumn has a theory. Apparently you forgot to tell the
babysitters about her daily whipped cream.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
That is true.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
I do put whipped cream on their spouts, on their
food at home when they're being fed. Tell me you
spoil your dogs by not telling me you're spoiler dog.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
I do put whip cream, and I did not tell.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Is it ready whip whatever they got, But in this
case it was ready whipped the last time.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Oh man, So maybe maybe missus monkey mister whipped cream
and blamed me accurately. So I did not tell them
to put whipped cream on her.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
On her she's okay, now, she's okay, now okay, Yeah,
she's back in the fold.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
She is back, loving dad, dear Boba Tom show. I'm
glad to bother you at work, but I must say,
if I hear the phrase Papa um mau mau or
the Rivingtons two more times, I will put my head
in the oven.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
What if it's an Electric ovenment.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
You can't, tom My Demise will weigh on your conscience
for the rest of your days. I love your show.
This is from Richard. Thank you Richard.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
If you did learn that A Surfing Bird is also
featuring a Christmas movie, so we'll move on from there.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
That's a contemporary classic.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
We have a Chick McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk.
Speaking of picking winners, Dan Frederick wins Week thirteen of
our Pigskin Picks competition, a five way tie for first place,
with fourteen of sixteen games picked correctly. Danny fred Dan
beat the tiebreakers, got all of them. So we'll be

(47:31):
talking to Dan tomorrow and he'll pick against Chick McGee.
He wins himself a five hundred dollars E gift card
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(47:52):
What do you got going on over there?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
College football?

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Top of mind in sports right Now this weekend, the
Big Ten championship Ohio State, Indiana and the SEC championship
Georgia and Alabama and the top twelve have been released
the latest college football playoff rankings. They go like this,
Ohio State number one, Indiana number two, Georgia number three,
Texas Tech number four, Oregon five, Mississippi ole Missus six.

(48:17):
Even though they lost their coach, they moved up in
the rankings Tom, Texas A and m seven, Oklahoma eight,
followed by Alabama, Notre Dame by you and Miami. And
those will those will determine the college football playoffs and
who gets a home game and twelve team playoff coming up?

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Okay, oh, and sorts of things. I just thought of something.
It's off topic.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
Yes, I'm looking over your shoulder, chick, and I'm seeing
that old bumper sticker from the early days of the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Oh gracious, yes, the internet was broken.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
Yes, I have received innumerable texts and emails about this fact.
That bumper sticker appears. You had to really have to
look carefully, but a lot of people spotted it.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I sure.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
On Stranger Things in five, yeah, there's a scene in
which there's a guy in a radio studio, and that
era and whoever is the art director for that show
did their homework, and that.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
So is the guys in a radio station.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
He's working as a DJ in a radio station.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Yeah, now are we to assume that he's working for
that the radio station that's on that there's also what
radio station has an opposing rita?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I will tell you all of them, A lot of people.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
All of them have other radio stations.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Yeah, one of them, I believe w p l J
was one of them, the New York station. Absolutely, that
was really a nice little touch. But we have seen
it and it's very cool. We've posted it on our
social media if you want to see it.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
I don't care for it. That was not part of
that era of the show.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
So therefore, but I understand, I understand that Millie Bobby
Brown announced she changed her name, what she married.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
But she really loves Richie Sambora. Isn't that true? She's
trying to get to him. That is really complicated, trying
trying to make Ritchie jealous?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Is that true?

Speaker 5 (50:13):
That's exactly correct. And here's another reason I'm mad. Uh,
this is a world record handed to me by you
know who, I almost didn't give you this because it
makes me mad too.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Yeah, A Pittsburgh area group is trying, okay to set
againest world record it gets worse.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Why do you? Why do we? Why we don't?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
There's no try, No, there's no try.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
There is a dude.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
Or whatever the hell he says, it's about to get worse,
or whatever the hell Piggy says in one of the
Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Movies, and you people know that Yoda is Piggy's voice.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
That's where I got off the Star Wars movie. It's wrong.
I don't want to hear to say do or not
or cury. I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I'd like to think you stood up in the theater.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I did your old fools. This is idiotic.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
I like Frank Oz, but come on.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
The effort was organized by a Facebook group called the
Wedding Cookie Table Community.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
It's still a nice.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Bunch of thirty three teams of ten people baked and
exchanged cookies with groups across the country and around the world.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Oh nice.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Organizers say at least eighty thousand cookies were involved. Wow
founder Laura some last name. Uh, we're going I believe
it is whatever we're doing everything we can with paperwork,
trying to do it right. There is no current record
for the category of the largest Christmas cookie exchange.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Well, this is fascinating, So they could even they could
have a category created because.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
That isn't that unclear how many cookies they will need
to earn.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I don't If they don't have a record, then they
already won the records.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Oh that's what I say for you people. That's a
that's a lovely feeling.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
They're going through the paperwork.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Okay, good start fun cookies you like Chrystmas, and I'm
not gonna do this next one. Here's the thing with
Christmas cookies. This is the key. Yes, don't hand them
to me all mixed up in one zip lock please
or one tin. You have to otherwise they all just
taste the same, which is a weird.

Speaker 6 (52:28):
Melange of So your point is as follows seated.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yes, I don't want my chocolate chip tasting a little
like peanut butter for a wed.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Cake, sugar everywhere.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Don't want your chocolate chip tasting a little like peanut butter. No,
I want my peanut butter to taste like peanut butter. Insane,
not when it comes to cookies.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
You do Christmas cookies with the decoration and the icing
and everything and the sprinkles.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I don't, I don't, but I like that kind of thing. Okay,
I make I do my chocolate of cookies every year.
But it's from the the brick that you break off
the little squares really oh yeah kidding? And half of
those don't even make it into the oven.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
There's that's there's a good stat talking about what percentage?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Has anyone ever put all of that on the cookie tray?

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Why?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Cookie?

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Why is the cookie dough so much better than the cookie?
You can have the cookie?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Who is the genius that invented the cookie dough ice cream?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
I mean that was a great move.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
You can have that cookie, But I don't you try
to take the cookie dough out of my hands?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Don't often did your mom say you can't eat that?
It has roy eggs?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I'm kind of went, You're fine. We got to lick
the beaters.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Anyway, here's the here's the mood of this next one.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
We'll have it when we come back. I guess it's
the record for crystal Faberge.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Eggs sold the.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
World.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Oh yeah, that's the world record. Egg prices are up
thirty point two. That's why you wanted to do this,
so you could say egg prices are up.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Well, did you guys ever have any of those a faberge?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:21):
No, would you make an omelettle one?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
I just mean I don't know. I never got them.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
They're so expensive.

Speaker 6 (54:26):
Yeah, well there are millions and millions of the Yeah,
they're only like fifty.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Of them in the world.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Oh true faberge. Yeah, we'll find out about that among
other things. So what else is coming up in sports?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Uh? That's it, crystal faberge record, whatever you want to
call it. Okay, very good. We have interesting news in
the world of of ice skating.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Well involves uh uh Luciano Pavarotti. Well, I'd like to
see him on ice skate he can't, Well you can
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What did he ever do to you? Yeah?

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I know that opera is at the home of all
the divas, that's where the name comes from.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Except for Rico Plazzo he's great, he is amazing. Yeah, yeah,
he's good. That Uh that national anthem he did? It
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Steven Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
There's as Cosby And in the words of Bill Murray,
I'd like to speak on behalf of the entire platoon
when I say it's too cold, local listings. I think
we can all go back to bed and sleep another
couple hours. Is that possible?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Tom?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Would you let them looking at you?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Miss Hooker?

Speaker 6 (57:40):
I think is it picture day here at the studio?
You look so sweet and nice. You're all your hair's
all nicely.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
The opposite usually have a white sweater on.

Speaker 13 (57:48):
I feel very first ladyish today. When I left, that
was that I wasn't trying for first lady. But that's
the vibe.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah, my hair was party today.
Some of us spruced up.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Yeah a little you did.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Yeah, I'm wearing my green.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
God.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
Yeah, well, happy holiday, your your green lumberjack look.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I may have trimmed my ear hair. Do you trim
it with an electric or do you? I'm all electric? Baby?
Well yeah, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (58:23):
I was on a I was on a hunt to
find uh the ultimate nose hair turned and I accidentally ordered,
uh that were a manual like you squeezed him like scissors?

Speaker 3 (58:34):
What and it would it would trim it would? They
were the worst? Yeah? But where and it would just
it didn't do anything? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Did you have to it? No?

Speaker 3 (58:45):
No, no, it's spun around when you squeeze.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
But yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
It was like an old anything else, a throwback day
at I'm no, it must have been. Somebody has to
get rid of these and make it, make it look
like it's electronic.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Woof Ironmaiden dot com. You're this hopeful fool will order these.
My nose haares are primarily gray. How about you guys?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
For me?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Okay, there are some, so yeah, mine are mostly gray.
And it's that's what's probably because you can really see those.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
You used to ask me about this all the time,
and it's finally happened. I do have grey pubic.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Care, by the way, Tom m hm, and you do not,
by your not a one. By your response, I'd have
to double check. I'd have to double check.

Speaker 6 (59:31):
Maybe an errand gray one. That makes sense. I guess
I do a comb over down there. Down there, you
have a full like male pattern. I'll speak your language
like a kookie burns pompadour back. Oh yeah, I do
a puba door. Yeah yeah, I've got the whole I've
got the whole thing. I I gel it up in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Don't go old school and do like a da.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Do you remember what.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Da stood for Yeah, ducks ass.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Step in the front.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
In the back, it looks like a duck from the back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
In theador nowhere it flipped up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Yeah, flip.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Wasn't there like a flip up in the front? Yeah?
Oh yeah? That was called the Princeton. Yes, we had
a crew cut, except.

Speaker 13 (01:00:18):
In the front.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
You had it. Yeah, that flipped up, gotcha?

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
That was I'm sure those very regionally princeton. I feel
like we aged ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
I'm just saying that.

Speaker 14 (01:00:27):
My dad used to do that joke. When I first
cut my hair like this and it flips out in
the back. He said, oh, you got that Autobin haircut,
and I said autu ben. He said auto beIN on
a duck's ass.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Your dad said, yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:00:39):
My dad's my biggest bully.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Wow, geez, that's rough next to my mom.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
I don't even get along in life to This just
started when I said something nice, you look great today.
I wanted to do today in history because I want
to cheer chick up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
How's that happening? How how was that going?

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Because I'm going to ask you a question, You're going
to get the right answer.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Okay, check.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
By the way, you don't seem like you're.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
In a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Thank you, Thank you very much. I hate it when
you do that. I didn't see that puts him in
a bad moods. I'm with him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Yeah, you want to get me in a bad mood,
tell me I'm in a bad mood.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
I told him something very personal this morning when I
came in. I'm trying to bring him into my and
now he's turning it on me.

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
I gave you some very solid ad movies. Yeah she did, okay, good,
it's off area.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
There was a death in the family, is what I'm
telling you, and not especially closed.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
And I don't know what to do about it. So
I'm going to go inward and so this and no
matter what you do, it will be the wrong decision exactly.
We're all here for you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Today in history, this first one is going to make
chick Field, but he's going to know the answer. Nineteen
thirty one, Alka Seltzer goes on sale. Now there's an
interesting fact about Alka Seltzer, and you can check this
because Alka Seltzer was famous for a jingle that went PLoP.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
PLoP, fizz fizz.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Oh what a relief it is.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
Yes, and in all my years, I have never once
tried Alka Seltzer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
I don't even know what it's for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
I haven't tried their Alka Seltzer flu medicine because I
think it's good. I think I love now.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
But in the commercial they popped it was PLoP PLoP,
fizz fizz because they.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Popped two of the talents into water.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
But that wasn't there wasn't that an accident that they
people started using two alca cels.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Exactly and it was a marketing gimmick.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
And uh, people suddenly thought because it was on TV
and TV is always right, they started using two at
a time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
You were only supposed to use one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
It was not ever stated that it was supposed to
be two.

Speaker 13 (01:02:49):
And now they're packaged.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
But so, I didn't even know what it's for.

Speaker 13 (01:02:54):
The orange flavor, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Just relief, kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Natural. The flu one yeah, sar gastric stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
But the golden flu is really good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Doesn't have aspirin in it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
I'm not sure. Could maybe you know what I think?
So because some people will use it for like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Hangovers, yep, it is a plus for hang I know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
RFK Genius says it cures cancer. It's one of those
things that I think you would like it because orange flavored. Okay, sorry,
you would like it because it tastes like those Lacroix
kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Yea sparkling water like a back to history.

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
In nineteen sixty seven, the first human heart transplant. I
remember seeing one of these early on heart transplant. No,
and they they showed a guy I'm not kidding, with
his foot on top of a cooler and they were transporting.
I was thinking, what a great ad this is. Remember

(01:03:46):
the coolers that used to have it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Yeah, and it looked like red and white, looked like
a shoeshine kit. There you can foot on it. What
a great ad.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
This stuff will not just keep your beer cold, josh,
it'll keep your heart fresh to be put in somebody else. Yes,
that's pretty cool. The first one done in nineteen sixty seven, the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
First successful, I imagine. I think a brief recipient didn't
reject it. Maybe after a short time an amazing out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Oh of course not.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
This one is for Christy Lee. Yes, nineteen seventy nine,
the last a mc pacer rolls off the assembly line.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry, what year seventy nine?

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Did you have one?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
I didn't. I had a gram one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
I rode in a page and for those of you them,
I used to write in a pacer. It looked like
the Jetsons mobile.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
I used to write.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I used to take one to gymnastics practice. One of
the girls in my team, her mom had a pacer
a lot of a lot of glass, like riding in
a fish bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Were they good cars? No?

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
No, okay, And interestingly enough, since the seventy nine the
last AMC pacer roll offline since then, and the Indiana
Pacers have not won a championship and it doesn't look
like it's happened this year.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
I recently went to a game which they won, but
that was one of them. They really to keep tracking
things there. I don't think there's a scoreboard there now.
Four and fourteen. This is interesting. In twenty seventeen, on
board the International Space Station, they held a pizza party.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah, anybody remember that? No, of course, this pizza party.
No what they go with?

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Oh, it doesn't stay here, I mean probably just like
a cracker and yeah, cold tomato paste and the NASA.
I heard that they left the guy a good tip though, well,
that's nice delivered.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
They didn't get it in thirty minutes, I can tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Yeah, this is for Josh. This one's for Josh me.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
Happy Birthday, eighteen fifty seven, Joseph Conrad.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Ah, yes, Heart of Darkness. I enjoyed that book. I
don't think you did. If we've I feel like we've
talked about it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
Kurtz he dead, Yes, all I remember well that that,
of course was at all apocalypse now pretentiously grafted it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Okay, Happy birthday. Ozzy Osbourne recently passed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
How old was Ozzie seventy six?

Speaker 15 (01:06:15):
Real?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
You have his birthday right there, don't you? Birthday? He
got information in front of you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
You're asking me to do math. You can just tell
us what forty he was born in forty eight?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Oh he was ninety one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Write that down so you don't forget ninety one. Happy birthday.
Julianne Moore, great actress? Uh not? I am not attracted
to her at all too, so like so sorry, Julienne.
I know you're interesting. Isn't she the one in short

(01:06:57):
cuts walking around without bottoms? Yeah? Yeah, come on, altman,
you couldn't have gotten anybody else. I'll put pants on her.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
Yeah, this was there's a parent out there that has
a the family name more. They named their kid Lester
Lester more less more more. Kind of a cruel joke,
just just asking.

Speaker 8 (01:07:21):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
The fine actor Brendan Fraser born in the state.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Actually see then see his latest movie. It's incredible Family. Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
Yeah, and they're making the another Mummy movie, Mummy Dearest. Yeah,
that in which he up were the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Hanger no more, no more wire.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
I still say the line in that movie that gets
overlook Christina, get me the acts.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
I love that. Yeah, Happy Birthday. I always like this
guy who was a good announcer, Jim Sorgi born in
nineteen eighty famous backup quarterback to Peyton Manning Jack. You're
shaking your head.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
His uh his love of certain broadcasters baffles, but he
was great.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Well you would.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Sorgie. Is what happens if you're really old and you
go to a orgy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Of so you you really don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
You just want to make fun of his name. It's
basically this is pretty good boy. I'm uh, I'm sorgy.
What do you mean? I really did a lot of
the orgy. I didn't I didn't stretch everything. I swallowed
an Ogden n okay, okay, thank you very much, and
uh well we'll call.

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
It quits right there. Thank you very much, because I
have no doubt how to pronounce her name.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Well, just give us your best.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Amanda. Is it Sea Freed? C I Fried, Amanda Sifried.
She was just on CBS Sunday morning on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
She's she's got wild she's got wild eyes.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
She does, she could look around corners.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
She's really she's really sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Her periff she can be the great fire. He's mildly walleye,
doesn't she Yes, Oh no, she's I think she's a.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
Dorable She call her Amanda everywhere because she was everywhere there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Yeah. Yeah, well it's a farm in upstate New York.
She takes care of a lot of animals. Great. I
don't know who she is.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
What's she hiding? Huh Okay, now we've wrapped up sports,
Is that correctly?

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Yeah, you're here in your damn Faberge egg story that
Christie also has.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
By the way, I think like Grandma had. Obviously they
were replica Faberge eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Well, I think they Faberge continued to make eggs, but
the real rare ones like the Russian one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Yeah, I mean she had a glass or ceramic type egg, right,
and I remember them being referred to as Faberge.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
A rare Faberge egg crafted for Russia's ruling family before
the Revolution, sold for more than thirty million dollars by
Christie's in London Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
I told you, I told you eg prices were going up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
There's a picture. Do you have a picture of that, Jason,
I don't know. I have one here. It's unbelievable. Yeah,
it's really pretty. It's a snowflake motif of there you go,
of platinum, and it has that little bouquet of flowers
on the inside forty five hundred tiny diamonds and I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Spend thirty million on it, but it's it is lovely.
What do you do with it when you get it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Right up?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Oh yeah, and just cry from the fade.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
It was commissioned by Zar Nicholas the second in nineteen
thirteen as a present for his mummy or no, I
hope his mom appreciated it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
I guess the first time it's gone up. It was
once sold for five million, then nine million, now thirty million.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
It's over eighteen and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
What Oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
The previous record was eighteen and a half million for
another Faberge egg back in twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
And is this thousand? This one says? It's entitled The
Winter Egg.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Yep, that's sure.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
It looks like a winter egg, doesn't it? That sounds
like a Doesn't that sound like a Hallmark movie? The
Winter Egg?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
The Winter Egg?

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
A small town ghost farmer, yes, meets a lesbian who
he reforms reform Now you're talking, No, that would be
more great American family.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
You got the wrong network, obviously, be programmed egg. I
hope somebody is getting this. I hope they're not. He
knocks her up. What did he shell out for that egg?

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Okay, okay, pat, you got a song for us?

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Ready to go?

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Okay, good, we'll come back for that. Also, we have
what happens when a raccoon breaks into a liquor store.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
He has a great time.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
Yes, that's a very good Can you imagine being a
hungover raccoon?

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Oh man, there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
It all ties him? And what does your butts say
about your health? We're gonna find out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
But says this.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Thank you? Is that comedy? I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
You're ar give us the word from the Oraley Auto
Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (01:12:04):
Just got to get a hold of us, Call, text,
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Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
There's nothing, there's nothing, anyone can do it. Hello and
welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Hello, there's
Pat Godwin.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Hey Chick.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Maybe a song this time, Tom, but I got a
quick free Yeah, okay, I'm gonna shure.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
I'm gonna shure you what.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Jess Hooker's here once again. I'm inconsolable. I guess there's
Josh Arnold. We really need you to cheer up. I
know there's a Cosby. I'm Chick McGee. Hello Tom.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
We were talking about alka seltzer and I've never that's kind.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Of what you do after O I'm a pretty shocked
that you've never had alka seltzer. That seems like something
your parents would the house.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Yeah, you're such an old school school or maybe they
called it they were sold old school. Would please go
give me some sodium carbonite or.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
Oh yeah, what was that bicarbonate or whatever? Yeah, we
never I never heard, but I'm bringing it up for
a reason. And it was famous because in the commercials
PLoP PLoP fizz fizzle. What a relief it is. After
that aired, people started putting two in to drink whatever.
I mean, it's just it's a potion like everything. You know,
people always think potions are going to be helpful.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
No, it works. It's an effective problem it is, it
has a purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
I'm pretty.

Speaker 13 (01:13:34):
I can't wait till we get to the reason why
it's fake.

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
I know, I just think it. As a kid, they
came out with a product for kids that was like
alka seltzer, but it was a sort of a happy drink.
Do you remember what it was called? Chick Alfalfa Seltzer.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Alfalfa was No, I don't you would take these tablets
and awesome in a glass of water. Do you remember these? No?
Oh didn't they It made it flavored water.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
It made it bubbly fuzzy's. Yeah, they were.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
I do remember phizzies that phizz Phizzy's were phizzies. They
were huge. Oh that's why everybody, that's why a slack
John Fizzy.

Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
Uh Phizzies at one point outsold kool Aid in the
United States. Sure what year Phizzies were introduced in the fifties, of.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Course, fifties and sixties.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
They became nationwide in the sixties. Quote, they became very popular,
out selling kool aid.

Speaker 13 (01:14:47):
Was it packaged the same as Alka Seltzer?

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
As I recall, I thought, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
I just remember.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
I just remember you threw these times. I remember it
was it looked like that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
This is what.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Well you look at that ad.

Speaker 13 (01:14:57):
Let me see how old is it? Is it softies.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Like the Lone Ranger.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
Yeah, so you could pretend you were in a you
could pretend you were hungover, take a candy cigarette, throw
a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Of high like it, throw a couple of Fissies in it,
and go. I'll tell you what I tied one. Alka
Seltzer is aspirin, citric acid, and sodium bicarbon. That's what's
in there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Okay, I'm sure I'm shocked you didn't have it. Is
interesting when you're a kid you want to do adult things. Yeah, yeah,
and when you're an adult you just want to do
kid things.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
It isn't that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
It sounds like it means something.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
What kid thing do you want to do?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Which I think we played Nintendo and like I saw
this thing where I mean, these have been out for years,
but it's a little console and you plug it in
your TV and all of a sudden you have three
thousand games. Oh yeah, and I just want to eat
mac and cheese and do that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
Last though, I got back to the househof for kind
of a long day and one of the sleds was
leaning up against the door.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Oh god, how great? Yes, how cool? A little bit
of sledding.

Speaker 6 (01:16:06):
When we were talking about that commercial right now for
Amazon that has the three elderly women on the bench
and they order the uh or the seats for the sleds,
and it shows them going down the hill with the beatles.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
What song?

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
It's a John Lennons in This Life, My Life, an
instrumental of that in the backgrounds very sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
So did you go sledding last night?

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Uh? No, I went to sleep, had a very long day.
Where were they sledding?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:16:30):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
At their school?

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
There's a but the that commercial is really cool, it's
really fun. They don't show the second part where one
of the ladies has a heart attack walking back up
the hill thankfully toting the sled, and then then they
have the E M T s.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
They have run a sledge like a skiers or throwing
her back to the ambulance.

Speaker 13 (01:16:50):
Do you guys call a sled a toboggan.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
If it's a toboggan, sledge boggan's the wood one that
has the Yeah, you can also buy plastic toboggans.

Speaker 13 (01:17:02):
You can.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Is it toboggan the one that goes out and curls
up under you?

Speaker 10 (01:17:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Okay, did you call a scarf at toboggo?

Speaker 8 (01:17:08):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:17:08):
Do you call a hat a toboggan?

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
I call it. I call it hat a toboggan, always have.

Speaker 14 (01:17:13):
I think it's a regional thing because I also heard
someone call it a tou Yeah that's Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
It's from can.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Yeah. Yeah, a roots took that would be very Canadian.
Oh yeah, Price Fizzies went out of business.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
I'm not at all, lord, I mean, are you still
talking about what?

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
It was fun. I remember throwing them in there. Remember
they tasted terrible, but it was that's why they taste.
It was a process. You open it up and you
throw the things in. You get to watch them fizz
when that's cool when you're a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Oh it is.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
I mean, stuff like that is cool when you're a kid.

Speaker 13 (01:17:51):
But it's it's cool to you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Still you love a process, actually, you know what it
is still kind of I think it's kind of cool
to do Celtic. That's absolutely sure.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
I mean because they can probably make this stuff pre
uh sure. But it's it's gonna be. It's like you're
doing something, okay, like smoking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Smoking.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
It's like, wait a minute, I don't have anything to do.
I'm gonna smoke.

Speaker 13 (01:18:14):
The process of smoking is I do it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
I get to get the carrier on matches and yeah,
a lot of doctors say sometimes you should just smoke
for the activity.

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
Because I read that and they recommend the non filter
right right, Yeah, okay, yeah, if you're gonna go for it,
got to go all.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
The way doing something. Yeah, okay, good, awake up.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
I want to congratulate its busy. I want to congratulate
Dan Frederick another winner. He got that five hundred dollars
E gift card to Steven Singer Jewelers. You could get
one for week fourteen. Week fourteen in the NFL begins
Thursday evening. Go to bobintom dot com and look for
our pigskin Picks competition bobintom dot com slash contest. Just
pick the winners he picked. Let's see, he got fourteen

(01:18:53):
of sixteen. It was a five way tie. He had
all the tie breakers, so it's pretty simple. Just pick
the winners. You might want to use your guide.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Chick McGee, what a very strong week ten and five
baby against spread this last week.

Speaker 6 (01:19:05):
And you and for this contest, you don't even have
to go against the spread. We'll be talking to mister Frederick,
of course, the proprietor.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
He has even.

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
Mister Frederick, he has a he has a salon Fredericks
of Indiana.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
They it's John Fred.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
I keep thinking of from BE fifty two's No, that's
John Fred and the Playboy band.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Oh something like that, Yeah, yes, is it was it
John Fred?

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
Is there something Fred in the play Yeah right, yes, yeah, yeah, Fred?

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
I think it is John fred And then who's the
Fred from B fifty two's yes, Amy, probably money at
a certain type of baro shack, Fred rock Lobster.

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
Yeah, that guy, okay, Fred Broad and even Dan fred
Rick went to school of Frederick. Is our winner is
he yes, and he's from Fredericks of Indiana, where they
make sexy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Remember Sniders.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Of Indiana, like like the.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Sexy overalls together.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
I just remember, look you're looking at like Victoria's Secret going,
oh man, look at these slots. And then Fredericks went,
you want to see slots. So yesterday I had to
take my daughter to this to this salon.

Speaker 13 (01:20:35):
Thing, a salon than she had a haircut.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
No, it was.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
It was a medical building and there's like a main
lobby and then there's a dentist to the left.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
And the salon.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
There's a bunch of different things.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Oh yes, but I'm it was one of those places
where if I go home, I'll have to turn around
and come right back. So I just sat there and
did some stuff, but I wasn't really paying attention. Sure,
I was looking at my phone and doing stuff. And
then I look up and they have a big screen
TV in there and they're they're playing kind of an
ad for the salon. I look up and there is
a woman virtually topless, just boobs just hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Was it about boob jobs?

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
I don't I had to have I don't know, But
I mean, you say boobs just hanging out again hanging
I mean they were huge, and they're like, what is it?
And you gagged the game?

Speaker 10 (01:21:20):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Am I seeing this correctly? Well you were probably neuroplastic
surgeon's office or something.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
Yeah, well okay, I just wasn't you know?

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
You were surprised?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Was shocking. I looked up, like, whoa which daughter? How old?
I mean that that had been Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
That we were not there for that purpose, by the way,
I saw that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Hey, my twelve year old for Christmas? Guess what I got? Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Top have you?

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
I think there are restrictions on that, but based on ethics,
et cetera, et cetera, I should have taken a picture
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
That was unbelievable. Coming up in the news, what have.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
You got christ Coming up, we will talk about the
shape of your buttocks and what it means to some researchers. Also,
dental drills are in the news today. Did the dental
drill freak you out?

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
It's not a pleasant sound, that's the issue.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Yeah, that is an issue.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Silencers.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Now you've brought this up before, and I've noticed it
all the time. The dental industry has not changed much
since we were kids.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
I mean they did get rid of that ecological disaster.
Remember when you you'd spit into that thing and.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Yeah and its swirl around, shirl around.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Yeah. Probably No. When I first started going to do Dennis,
you'd have to spit into that, into that thing, and
then they came out with the sucker thing. See where
did all the ones you spit in go?

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Warehouse in New Jersey. It's where everything goes. I mean,
if you go to some country that may be somewhat less.

Speaker 6 (01:22:51):
Developed, yeah, it could be for a Yearnal, it'd be
more fun than the ones we have.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
You're exactly right. You get to pee into that. I
would sat just like Fizzy's. There's a process. So this
all ties in. You can see there's an inherent logic
there is. You haven't really want to see it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Yeah you really?

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
You really think that? Which is we ask you to
a try. I blame our winter, Dan Freend. We'll be
right back at the Ailey Auto Parts Studios and this

Speaker 10 (01:23:20):
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning,
even though we're not too much to look at. You
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Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Hey, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Where
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
There's Christy Lee.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Hey, Chick Chick.

Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
Maybe a song this time? Tom Chick, Possibly a song
this time. There's Jeff I think we may have one
coming there.

Speaker 13 (01:23:52):
There was a meeting in the hall.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
That'd be great.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
There's Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.
Visit Stephen Singer rulers and I Hate Stephensinger dot com
to find out why he's the most trusted jeweler in
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That's I Hate Stephensinger dot Com. There's Ays Cosby. I'm
Chick McGee at the Prize Picks Sports desk. Hello Tom,
Hello Chick McGhee.

Speaker 6 (01:24:16):
A couple of things. We've been talking about Christmas music.
I'm a big fan and we've been for some reason
arguing about Christmas music. No, we haven't, and I mean
we have a different taste. I, for one, enjoy the
Paul McCartney song Wonderful Christmas Time.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Oh okay, that's for some reason, that's one of those
ones that, yeah, that's no.

Speaker 13 (01:24:41):
You guys don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
A lot of people don't.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
I like that very much. Like did you see the
Elton John Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
I can't imagine he's walking.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Around in his kitchen and every time he opens a
cabinets a step into Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
That's funny, it was really Yeah, everybody hates step into grass.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Even Elton John.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Count me among the number if that's one of those turns.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
And someone say, hey, hel do we need a Christmas song?
And I'm too busy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Oh it's it's a really cute video. I'll have to
find it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
We can watch the snow Fall forever and ever. Christie
and I have been arguing. I say, there are some
great new contemporary Christmas songs.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Wasn't the argument well either way?

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
I went point is there's so many.

Speaker 6 (01:25:23):
But Pat, we've challenged you, yeah, to come up with
a new Christmas song that will be an instant classic.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
I don't know what the topic is, but you Christmas. Okay,
that's all we need you. There's no there's no particular
what the topic is.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
I mean, it's Christmas, but it is it snow? Is it?
Grandma it's all of that.

Speaker 8 (01:25:41):
It's Christmas, but Christy has said there are no new
Christmas songs. And Tom comes to me yesterday. I have
an idea and I liked it. Okay, it goes run
with that, So here we are. I've been working on
it all day, all morning, a little distracted, So here
we go.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
It was the night before Christmas.

Speaker 8 (01:25:58):
There was a stirring and the house could be Santa
or a burglar. So I went to check it out,
and they're under the chimney. Was a slightly familiar face,
but his cheeks were sunken. His red suit didn't fit.
Someone's lost a lot of weight. His Santa on no

(01:26:19):
zempic say it isn't so he doesn't look or sound
right when he says he avoids the milk and cookies.
His bellies not big and round. He's not fat and
jolly anymore. No, but it's cholesterol's down all right. He

(01:26:40):
must have been diabetic and prescribed to gl won. He's
quiet about the details, but man, he's lost a ton.
No one likes the skinny Santa. We want a fat snake,
Saint Nick. So let's write Santa Claus a letter. Get
off the ozempic or could it be Mangetal.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Say it isn't.

Speaker 8 (01:27:06):
So he doesn't look or sound right when he says
ho ho ho, he's gaunt and sucking cheeked, and it
looks a little listless. No one wants a thin and
cranky Santa Claus. Get fat and jolly again for Christmas.
Get off the ozempic for us this Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
It's contemporary, all right, Easier to get down the chimney.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Oh yeah, instant classic, Might might fall, might might fall
right through to the furnace.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Now, what kind of fireplace do you have?

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Old school?

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
We were talking furnaces earlier because of the well, remember
the movie A Christmas Story. There is that holes, that
running gag with the furnace making all the scary noises
and then I have to keep.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Running down there and all the cursing. It's so fun.

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
And then the they mentioned, oh yeah, and home Alone. Yeah,
there's that scary scene where he goes down the Kevin
goes down the basement and there's the scary.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Only tells it to shut up, doesn't he.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
I think golf furnaces have some kind of their own noise,
their own sound.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
You don't know what's going on in your house?

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
You have that, you know. I live in a new house.
Is my first winter, and it's there are new sounds.
It's kind of but I grew up.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
In a house that was was fairly old and I
and I remember I got back from school at one
point and they'd replace the furnace. Yeah, and the place
that the furnace had been where it was the new
furnace took up about a quarter of the space. They're
a lot more compact. I think they're a lot quieter
than they used to be. Well, yeah, there was something

(01:28:47):
about those old furnaces that.

Speaker 13 (01:28:49):
Yeah, when they fire up made a lot of everyone knows.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
And the pipes, you know, the one they heat up,
and the duct the duct work if you will, Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Yes, it would expand and it's not like dents coming out.

Speaker 6 (01:29:03):
I can't remember yet the school, elementary school I went to,
when the heat would go on and you'd hear that
creaking all over the and then and they had the
old fashioned radiators and you could put stuff on them
to heat.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Them up, Oh, like your wet mittens.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
And yeah, yeah, you didn't have an oil furnace, did you?
Your parents? Is that why you had up in Harbor Springs,
we did where they had to like put it down
through the basement.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
They would have that little That's one of my favorite stories,
you know this one. If you if you had oil heat,
you'd have a how do I describe it? There would
be like a like a kind of a window to
your basement sort of and there'd be this shoot this
shoot Yeah, and there was a there was a hook
up and the oil truck would come hook up and
it would fill the tank. So if the other side

(01:29:49):
ran to a tank.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
And so this guy was redoing his house, this is
a true story up in Harbor Springs and he.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Had had the oil.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
Furnace replaced with a gas furnace. He had neglected to
take the shoot out and the oil company was on
a regular schedule and he wasn't there. They came out
and they hooked the truck up and flipped the switch.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Yeah, fill in his basement with that was that was
That was a tearedown.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Wow, tore the house down. It was in fact, it
was impregnated.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Way make it a super fun sight either way.

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
Yeah, I wish I wish the contemporary furnaces could they
add like a pill you could put in so it
would smell like an old fashioned furnace.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
What what you know that smell? You'd first turn the
furnace on.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Possum bones, smell you have you have got to That's
myast favorite day of the years. When I turned the
furnit the heat on for the first time. Your house
smells like you've been ironing moths. Two Thy twenty six
is right around the corner, just to ask him, come

(01:30:59):
with us please.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Speaking of movies or recent survey shows most Brits do
not consider die Hard to be a Christmas movie.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Oh okay, it was Macaulay Culkin. He recently got booed
at a convention for saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Yeah, well, actually Home Alone was the name of the
top Christmas movie there.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
There's been the video of Bruce Willis doing something from
a while ago that says Diehard is not a Christmas
right out of his mind.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Macaulay Collkin's point was kind of interesting. He goes, you
set that thing at Saint Patrick's Day. It's no, it's
no different. I disagree. I think the whole Christmas party absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
I've always thought it was a Christmas A lot of
people think that it's one of their favorite. Diehard is
one of their favorite Christmas movies.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
And were you were you happy and die Hard? I
know I was when he shot the guy, the frat
boy that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Oh the cokehead.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Yeah, to make a deal with him.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Yeah, you can't wait for that got to die.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Christmas?

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
But yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Uh defended the movie as a holiday classic. Five percent
shows it as their favorite film. Once again, Home Alone
named the top Christmas movie. This was in Britain, followed
by Love Actually ten percent, It's a Wonderful Life ten percent,
and of course Josh's favorite elf in at five percent.
Love Actually is also divisive.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Now give us the in this room.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
It is Oh, I'm a big family.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Josh, I am to No, it's it is terrible, but
it makes a lot of people happy. Why what are
you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
It makes me cry.

Speaker 13 (01:32:31):
I can't watch it now. After hearing Josh break it
down about it's.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Yeah, there's not a real human being in it.

Speaker 13 (01:32:40):
It's all.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
The salesperson.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
He's kind of a couple of funny things there.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Ruining his wife's life.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Come on, it's nothing, I mean, it's the.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Other guy, Alan Rickman.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Yeah, I like this where Josh gets everybody man instead
of me?

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
What makes for you? What makes the perfect Christmas movie?
Josh Oh, I think Home Alone is No, I mean
what would make the perfection?

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
I'm about to say, I think Home Alone is one
of the One of the reasons that's such a great
Christmas movie is because it is fun and exciting and
it has a real heart to.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
It, heartwarming story.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Number one on the list the People's in many ways
ones do you watch every year? I watch Scrooged, Christmas Vacation,
Home Alone, both Home Alones. Well, I know there are
more than two, but yeah, one and two. I'd like
to watch Trading Places. Yeah, Akroyd in a Santa suit

(01:33:43):
on a bus, crazily eating of salmon. It's not the
Holidays until I see that, Okay, and die Hard I
try to watch every year. I don't always. Gremlins is
often forgotten. That's that's over the Christmas. You also profoundly
dislike Elf?

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Is that correct?

Speaker 7 (01:34:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
I look Elf is fine, it's not it's overrated. Is
where I'm at?

Speaker 8 (01:34:06):
What would you personally put at number one Christmas movie?

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
M That is uh, that's I gotta go. It's a
wonderful life. I gotta go, it's great. I got to
it's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Yeah, I go.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
Christmas Story.

Speaker 5 (01:34:19):
I guess it's been revealed or brought to my attention
that he when he cries during Christmas Story, that wasn't
supposed to happen, but he'd just come back from World
War two buying missions and.

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
Yeah war so like when he's like all tense and
kind of yelling at the like, he really channeled that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Right, YEA Fourth Streets wonderful.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
There's also a very little, uh little scene classic with
Robert Mitcham and Janet Lee and I and so I
right now, I even forget the name of it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
That's just wonderful.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
I'll find that the name Psycho Santa, Yes, that's right,
Santa attacks the shower shop around the corner. Is just wonderful.
That's a great I try to watch that. Everything's not
the Hallmark No, that's Jimmy Stewart and uh oh they
run a little store during Christmas.

Speaker 13 (01:35:09):
And that's is that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
You've got mail? You've got mail?

Speaker 10 (01:35:12):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:35:12):
From that?

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Okay, Holiday affairs, Yes, Holiday affair.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
If you ever get a chance to watch the TCM
shows it a couple of times a year, Okay, lovely all.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Right, No coming out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
Christmas coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:35:25):
We have someone who bought up bought a house, a
used house as many of us have.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
That's a house someone used.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
To live in, previously owned.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
A little bit of.

Speaker 6 (01:35:33):
A surprise when they found a case of live hand
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Speaker 6 (01:38:10):
They don't ask us to do this, but I'm going
to mention the lasagna m hm ran into a friend
of mine yesterday. Every year for Thanksgiving, they don't do
a turkey.

Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
Oh no, kiddy, what do they do?

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
They do lasagna? How about that?

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The Almost Steaks lasignia is ridiculously good.

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It's it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
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check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Tell them the Bob and Time Show sent you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
We'd appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (01:38:33):
Coming up, we have your buns and your buttocks, if
you will, and how that may reflect your health.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
Should we all take pictures of our buns and post
them and then people can connect the asses to the faces.
I like that, huh, and it's easy.

Speaker 6 (01:38:50):
Nobody has butts in it. Well, there's two people in
this room have butts. You don't, I don't. Chick doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
Christy's got an ass and Jess and as.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
I wish, I wish, I wish I didn't like her
husband so much.

Speaker 6 (01:39:04):
Yeah, exactly, Christy has got heyah, but he's not here Andy.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
I'm kidding. That'd be very funny.

Speaker 6 (01:39:11):
But we're going to be coming back to these places,
which would be the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee, there's Pat Godwin,
there's Jeess Hooker. Hello, Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi, he's at
the I h Stephen Singer Sidekickschick, Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
We have to cancel the Christmas party. I'll tell you why.

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
In the second Okay Cosby plumbing issue, I'm Chick McGhee
at the Price Picked courts as Hello, Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
No, thankfully, it's not a plumbing issue. I found it
odd and somewhat confusing what you're going to say? Yeah, yeah,
I was asking, we're having some barbecue. It'll be a
great Christmas party, a great spread. But for uh dessert,
I asked Jess here, said, what do we got on
the dessert menu here? For the party? How about a crumble?

(01:40:04):
I'm in the mood for a nice crisp apple crumble. Yeah,
and Jess you said.

Speaker 14 (01:40:09):
What I'll say now is that's information that would have
been useful before today.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
So you're telling us no crumble, no.

Speaker 13 (01:40:15):
Crumble, I got, I I have. I have cookies though.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
So we'll be we'll eat our meal. That's odd, and
then we're gonna sit there like morons, no apple with
no crumble, no crumble, crumble at the Christmas the cookies you.

Speaker 13 (01:40:28):
Have, individual wrapped cookies.

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
Will you crumble them up for them? Could you step them?

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
He's gonna stick them somewhere.

Speaker 13 (01:40:34):
I can tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
That I'm asking everybody here what a nice spiced apple crumble.
It's my understanding you'd have time to take off right
down and go pick somem up and some crumble rendezvous.
There's one go for a nice apple crumb. Try crumble Palooza.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Do they have that nothing, nothing but crumbling rumbles.

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
I want to remind everybody that the NFL will be
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Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
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Go to bobintome dot com slash contest pick the winners
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Mister Dan Frederick, Well, now I stand corrected in lieu
of an apple crumble. They have Bob and Tom cookies
at each place. Evidently those are delightful.

Speaker 14 (01:41:30):
Yeah, I think that way if you want to stay
and eat it, or you can take it home with
you package with love.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
I might frisbee mine into the woods because and right, no,
not a crumble.

Speaker 7 (01:41:46):
You know.

Speaker 14 (01:41:46):
I woke up this morning and I thought, who's going
to heckle me about the Christmas party?

Speaker 13 (01:41:50):
And you were in the top three.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Yeah, man, yeah, I mean crumble this Christmas party. It's
not a Christmas party. Yeah, it might as well as
it's just Wednesday, no matter how much barbecue do.

Speaker 6 (01:42:03):
Speaking of Wednesdays, that means coming up. Ali Breen with
Sexy time.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Well you're.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
No funday, Oh boy n I felt this.

Speaker 6 (01:42:14):
Okay, we have Christy Lee at the silight in your introduces. Oh,
before we get to that, we do have a special guest. Okay,
good joining us on the big screen.

Speaker 7 (01:42:22):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
It's ed Septic. Hey, ed Hey, everybody, ed Septnik. How
you guys doing Edward? Happy holidays?

Speaker 13 (01:42:30):
I barely recognize you?

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
Know, well I had to.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
I had to trim my beard.

Speaker 16 (01:42:36):
There was a fecal blowback into so I had to
take off the beard.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
What was Friday? Friday? Was the brown Menace or something?

Speaker 14 (01:42:46):
The worst?

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
Yeah, the worst toilet day the of the year.

Speaker 16 (01:42:49):
Well, it's the holiday season, and as you know, ed Septic,
here's Sama's number two plumber up at the north pole.
And unlike the real Sannah, I will not bang your mom.
Is that time of year again? Everybody's familiar with the
elf on the shelf? I assume, Well, this year, I'm

(01:43:10):
taking that tradition. I'm throwing it away. I'm taking it
outdoors and I'm turning it up a notch with my
new ed Septic holiday pooh on a porch.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
Oh look at that.

Speaker 16 (01:43:21):
Oh, I guarantee you that each Pooh on a Porch
is made fresh daily by one of Santa's little turncutters.
Your poo on the porch keeps a watchful eye on
all the neighborhood. Let you know who's beending aught of
your nice and don't be greedy with your poo on
the porch either. Pinch one off on your neighbor's porch
and you'll be the talk of the town this holiday.

(01:43:42):
I assure you in jail, and I know that times
are tough this year economically and we can't afford an
authentic aed septic pooh on a porch. Well, I don't
want to leave you pores out, so just go to
hah go to Poo on a Porch dot com. There
are step by step instructions for making your very own

(01:44:04):
DIY Pooh on a porch at home. He has a
fun holiday family craft for the entire family. Now you
can spread holiday cheer throughout your community by leaving a
pool on the porch on all your friends and relatives patios.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Oh, I will let.

Speaker 16 (01:44:19):
Your listeners know that there have been a few reports
of poo's on the porch spontaneously combusting and catching fire.
My lawyer said I had to say that. Remember, nothing
says holiday cheer like.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Poo on the porch.

Speaker 16 (01:44:34):
Anyway, order today, I'll throw in one of my head
septic deuces on a spruce left over from last Christmas,
for free, just pace shipping and handling. She's my little
deuce spruce.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
You don't know what I got. Holidays, everybody, terrific stocking stock.
Quite a highlight on the tree.

Speaker 6 (01:44:57):
Okay, Christy lee Gez once again at the SILAC Insurance
News desk, what do we miss?

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
Your research suggests the shape of your buttocks may predict
how well you age may also signal your risk for
type two diabetes. Scientists found that certain gender specific patterns
in the gluteus maximus are linked to diabetes. The finding
suggests muscle shape, not size, reflects metabolic differences. Mainly, of course,

(01:45:23):
men and women have different sizes. Buddies buddies, butdies buddies.
The shape of the buttocks also changes with age, lifestyle, frailty,
and osteoporosis.

Speaker 3 (01:45:34):
Okay, so what does it say about flat asses?

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
Done say anything about flat asses? I went and did
some research. It doesn't really specifically go there.

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
They don't call that flat. Don't think all long or something.
We have that story.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
Before, but there I think there's a difference between flat
and long.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Okay, they say men show muscle shrinkage they age, sure,
so I don't know if that is what you're referring to.

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
Well, mine is. I'm actually starting to get the hint
of a high knee. I've been doing some squats and stuff. Yeah, yeah,
it really does.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
Had I started doing this in my twenties, I would
have an ass by now. Uh is your are you
improving your grip strength back there? Yes? Yes, I can
now snap a pretzel rod? Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
You know what? I would like this now?

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
The goal is to eventually cut the end of a cigar.
Oh my god.

Speaker 14 (01:46:31):
Why do they specific sizes or or like how your
butt shaped?

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
No, it doesn't say anything about that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
Pat Godwin, Do you like your ass?

Speaker 8 (01:46:40):
I liked it better twenty years ago, but it's coming back,
making a comeback.

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
Okay, yeah, hooker. Are you happy with your ass?

Speaker 8 (01:46:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
Yeah, you're fine with it.

Speaker 14 (01:46:49):
I mean yeah, I think it's a very regular normal
girl butt chickster.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. I guess yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
That's fine. I guess what are your thoughts? Ever?

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
See it lay was like it, Oh, have you ever
been spanked? No, it hurts, dude. I was at a
I was at a bachelor party and I was the
best man, and so the if you don't know this,
oftentimes at bachelor parties, boy, the strippers will really beat

(01:47:20):
up the best man because the groom they do special
things of the groom, but they don't. Yeah, and these
these two strippers at the beat they said, hey, we're
gonna we're gonna whip you now with our belts or
oh no, I'm sorry. They took my belt off and
they're like, we're gonna whip you, and I go, that
sounds terrible. Please just use your hands, and they both
went okay. They were so happy. I said that they

(01:47:45):
spanked me.

Speaker 16 (01:47:46):
It hurts.

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
It was so painful. And afterwards I go, that hurts,
and they said, hands hurt worse than a belt. Really, yeah,
And so that's they were like, we were so happy
when you said use our hands because we knew it
was gonna hurt you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
A private party wasn't like I was an hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
I was like a hotel scream. It was so painful. Now,
my friends, I don't think i've ever seen a couple
of them laugh as hard.

Speaker 13 (01:48:11):
Yeah, for entertainment purpose, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
That was bare ass as harder, Walhart, So you were
bare ass.

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
Yes, and man and cover yourself up in the front.

Speaker 8 (01:48:23):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
I was laying on the ground on my belly. Okay, yeah,
you did this on a volunteer basis. Well, yeah, it
was a bachelor party.

Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
It was fun. Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:48:33):
Don't con Did it pay off for you later?

Speaker 3 (01:48:36):
Oh gosh, no, is there anybody there but you and
the girls? And then I had to pay them?

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
Yeah, that was your money. That hurt worse than the
can tom be like your butt, I don't have one.
I mean, so you chick and I mean chicken are
pretty you two. You don't really have a bull, so
you wish you had a bit more of one.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
I do hard to see your butt, though.

Speaker 13 (01:48:58):
I don't ever check out guy's butts. That's not a
place I look.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
Yeah. Yeah, ankles are your thing.

Speaker 14 (01:49:08):
Ankles, ankles and yeahs, legs, legs, guy's ankles and legs.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
That's my go my ankles.

Speaker 3 (01:49:15):
Why do you check out a guy's ankles?

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Look at him?

Speaker 3 (01:49:19):
She's always he's wearing pants.

Speaker 13 (01:49:23):
Why I love the summer.

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
Season every meeting. It's the same thing. Yes, Jesh, you
have something. We guys need to wear more capri pants
around all right. I have no idea what we will
make it.

Speaker 6 (01:49:37):
Okay, Well, so anyway, apparently doctors are looking at butts.

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 6 (01:49:42):
I don't really understand the story, but I guess there's
some significance to it. We we have to play at
least a little bit of this.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
I liked in your face you get.

Speaker 3 (01:49:59):
Okay, thank you very much. Getting sprung means oh, yes,
I'm well aware.

Speaker 6 (01:50:04):
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Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
There's Pat Godwin, be Chick. There's Jess Hooker, Charles Here,
Josh Arnold.

Speaker 5 (01:52:46):
Hi, there's as Cosby. I am Chick McGee at the
Prize Pigsports.

Speaker 6 (01:52:50):
Ask Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. We're gonna check in
with Christy Lee. As you mentioned at the Silac Insurance
News desk, what's happening over.

Speaker 1 (01:52:59):
There, Virginia say a raccoon went on a drunken rampage
in a liquor store before passing out in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:53:05):
I you know, raccoons have thumbs. You forget this.

Speaker 1 (01:53:08):
Animal control officials Samantha Martin explained the critter fell through
one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full
blown rampage, drinking everything. A store employee found the intoxicated
animal splayed out on the bathroom floor in the morning.
Ms Martin took the raccoon to the Hanover County Animal
Protection and Shelter, which later confirmed the raccoon was released

(01:53:30):
back into the wild after sobering.

Speaker 3 (01:53:32):
But he tries to get back in sure.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
Photos on social media show multiple broken bottles scattered around
the floor. The raccoon damaged fourteen bottles of spirit's worth
about two hundred and fifty dollars. I don't know if
he picked Gin vodka. I don't know which ones, Dark
Eyes vodka.

Speaker 3 (01:53:49):
Ah, that'd be so terrible, But I mean, can you
imagine you're an animal and you wake up and you
just feel awful.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
Yeah, yeah, I felt that.

Speaker 6 (01:54:00):
Probably some probably some lady raccoon holding back his ears
as he pukes into a toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
Oh, that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
An Arizona line worker helped save a bear that had
climbed up a utility pole. Werner J. Nubauer told you
I say today he responded to the scene in Coache's
County after getting a call that a bear was stranded
on top of a power pole. He said, I de
energized the equipment that's always important for us, and worked

(01:54:31):
with a fiberglass stick to get her to climb down.
Bear initially resisted, but she eventually made a safe descent.

Speaker 3 (01:54:40):
Yeah. Oh that's scary, though. Bear's be climbing.

Speaker 6 (01:54:45):
Oh I see, Oh, I thought he's he's in a
cherry picker.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
So he's poking the bear.

Speaker 5 (01:54:52):
Well, what'd you think he's doing it from the ground. Yeah,
well you're an idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:54:57):
Never dawned on me because that I mean, because if
you poked the bear and the bear drops.

Speaker 3 (01:55:01):
Yeah, land on your head.

Speaker 2 (01:55:04):
Bear.

Speaker 3 (01:55:05):
Yeah, it's a nice thing, the nice thing to do. Yeah,
save that little girl.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
Authorities in Washington State say contractors renovating a home discovered
a case of live grenades and other explosive devices. The
Kitsap County Sheriff's office said deputies responded to the home
and carefully inspected the case, and then contacted the Washington
State Patrol's bomb technicians. Experts determined there were ten grenades

(01:55:31):
that contained T and T, as well as blasting caps
and other explosive devices in the box. They were secured
by the bomb squad. Homeowners said they'd recently purchased the
property and had not seen the case containing the explosives
before the contractors found it with a bad home inspector.

Speaker 6 (01:55:49):
This is why you want to pay for the inspection. Yeah,
that could have gone really south. They could have had
a free new basement.

Speaker 1 (01:55:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:56:02):
All of a sudden, we have a base.

Speaker 6 (01:56:07):
Suitcase full of grenades. Okay, that was a Green Day album,
wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:56:11):
Or was it? No bush razor blade suitcase? That's right,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:56:17):
The mayor of an Italian town has apologized to the
family of opera star Lucciano Pavaratti Sari after the legs
of his statue were encased in a Christmas ice rink.

Speaker 3 (01:56:27):
Sorry, sorry, Tubby The.

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
BBC reports the temporary ice rink was constructed in the
Basero Town Center, leaving the life size bronze statue of
mister Pavaratti knee deep in ice. I think this is cool.
You get to skate around Pavaratti thing. It makes him
look really kind of squat. The singer's widow, Nicoletta Montevandi,
told local media she was angry and upset at what

(01:56:50):
she called the decision to ridicule her late husband.

Speaker 3 (01:56:54):
In response, they usually aren't mouthy, are they quiet? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
In response, the mayor admitted that the council had made
a mistake, adding they did not mean to offend anyone.

Speaker 6 (01:57:06):
Yeah, he's the there is Yeah, you can see he's uh,
he's frozen up to his knees.

Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
In the ice.

Speaker 5 (01:57:13):
That's extremely complimentary. Yeah, they made him a lot betner
than he was.

Speaker 3 (01:57:19):
I sure did just op.

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
It's ozembic Pavarotti fat.

Speaker 3 (01:57:25):
There are no pictures of fat Pavaratti in Italy or
in pasts house.

Speaker 1 (01:57:31):
Yeah. The Pope is advising young students not to let
AI do their homework.

Speaker 3 (01:57:37):
Okay, oh yeah, we won't.

Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
Thanks. In a live video transmission from the Vatican to
a National Catholic Youth conference in Indianapolis. Pope Leo told
the young people in attendance that artificial intelligence is becoming
one of the defining features of our time, but added,
using AI responsibly means using it in ways that help
you grow. Oh, don't ask it to do your homework

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for you.

Speaker 3 (01:58:04):
I hopefully it doesn't fall on deaf of yours. It's
a good message.

Speaker 1 (01:58:08):
Well there, they've got their own right, their own AI chat,
G O D check in.

Speaker 5 (01:58:16):
That's that's the most tenuous I'm not even gonna say joke.

Speaker 1 (01:58:23):
I've ever heard now that.

Speaker 3 (01:58:26):
I have a friend, Was it really the Pope?

Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
Maybe?

Speaker 6 (01:58:31):
So maybe some smart kid made a AI video of
a guy of the pope addressing them to do that.
So he's getting getting getting ahead of the game. Have
you seen any of these self? Josh was showing me
some of these AI videos that are really.

Speaker 3 (01:58:46):
Disturbing, and my brother's really obsessed with it. I'll take
old photos of our family and make them come to life.

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
It's creepy, eerie.

Speaker 3 (01:58:54):
Yeah, yeah, kind of funny. But at the same time, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:58:58):
Gonna be pretty soon pretty much impossible to tell what's real.

Speaker 1 (01:59:02):
It already is almost.

Speaker 3 (01:59:05):
I mean, that's the.

Speaker 6 (01:59:07):
Big science right now. It's turned to getting devices that
will tell you that this is actually fake.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
Yeah, well I figure that out. You'll make a million.
A recent study finds so called mindfulness may help people
disconnect from their smartphones. Of course, to be mindful, Tom
means to be aware of the present moment and pay attention.
Be here now to a non john judgmental manner.

Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
He's an article.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
He's reading along with me, he's along with her. I
read this, I read this.

Speaker 13 (01:59:40):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:59:41):
When I prepared this news story, I googled mindfulness, mindfulness,
and I inserted the line you just read.

Speaker 3 (01:59:51):
But to be mindful, to be mindful, to me, that's
a little bit of a you didn't know what that
meant to begin with. Of course, I think it's a
little bit wishy wash really, yeah, laugh in the back.
It gets thrown around a lot. Do you think the
definition of mindfulness is wishy washy? I think this sort

(02:00:12):
of so called soft practice of it. Yeah, I think
I'm a little I'm a little skeptical.

Speaker 1 (02:00:16):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (02:00:17):
Research so they're saying, they're saying being mindful can help
you disconnect from your smartphone.

Speaker 1 (02:00:21):
Of course, yeah. Yes, Doctor Susan Holtzman explains, when you're
reaching for your phone, stop and ask yourself, why is
it for a specific purpose or just a force of habit?
What is your intention? She added, since aswering the phone
asks are designed to trap your attention, and you can
try combating this by setting time limits, moving certain apps

(02:00:42):
off your phone, or deleting them entirely, which all of
us in this room have done over time. It does
help to be present in the what are you doing
over there? I'm listening. No, he's not, I'm listening.

Speaker 3 (02:00:55):
I'm Does the article say some people are lost causes?

Speaker 1 (02:01:03):
Yeah, so be more mindful, put down your phone.

Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
We're still learning how to deal with this stuff. I mean,
it's on the relatives relative.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
It's new.

Speaker 3 (02:01:11):
It's been around for two decades or whatever, but it's
still new and we're learning as humans how what moderation
are Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:01:19):
I'm skeptical because the findings were published in a journal
called mindfulness that is a bit of a buzz word.
That's like McDonald's French Fries. As a journal called French Fries.
Of course they're gonna say French fries are very good.

Speaker 3 (02:01:36):
Yeah, but you can't can you capitalize on the mindfulness?

Speaker 5 (02:01:40):
Yeah, what's the end game? We're planning the story about mindfulness.
But I mean it's it's a journal called mindful. How
are they That's fine?

Speaker 1 (02:01:47):
People want to be more mindful.

Speaker 3 (02:01:49):
How are they making money of?

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
Never mind? What am I doing? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:01:53):
I'm trying to talk to them.

Speaker 6 (02:01:56):
If I get this journal, if I buy this, if
I get a subscribe to this thing will make my
life better.

Speaker 3 (02:02:01):
Probably, I you know, it probably has good advice.

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Do we have to read it?

Speaker 3 (02:02:05):
Or can I just have it around on your forehead?

Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:02:09):
See if you can retain it that way, print would
seep into your colon.

Speaker 3 (02:02:19):
Maybe it would say delete porno. Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:02:22):
Coming up, it's going to be sexy town. It's poor
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Speaker 3 (02:02:58):
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Tom Hello, Chick McGee.

Speaker 6 (02:03:03):
Got some special guests coming in tomorrow that would include
the legend himself, Joey Chestnut.

Speaker 3 (02:03:11):
Uh, the world champion eater, the eating fella. I will
afford that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
Yeah, pardon me.

Speaker 3 (02:03:20):
Wings. That's the thing that they're okay, okay, eagle wings.
It's been dubbed the most controversial leading contest bald eagle. Okay, okay,
good to know.

Speaker 1 (02:03:36):
We'll talk.

Speaker 3 (02:03:36):
We'll find out about that with the Joey tomorrow. Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:03:38):
We've got some Christmas requests, and we were talking about
Christmas music and how everybody's got a couple they don't
care for, but everybody's got the ones that they're their favorites.
We like to focus on the ones we love you
and I disagree on some. I do like the Paul
McCartney song that a lot of people dislike.

Speaker 3 (02:04:01):
Yeah, I don't have the It brings out a lot
of ir in people. I don't have that, but I
it's not my favorite.

Speaker 9 (02:04:07):
I don't simply having a Christmas I were in retailed
and drove me crazy, and I think there's something that
hits that earner A.

Speaker 1 (02:04:14):
Lot of synth synth in it.

Speaker 6 (02:04:15):
It's a very dated sound, I guess simply that a
lot of synthesizers and very repetitive.

Speaker 1 (02:04:20):
But I like it.

Speaker 3 (02:04:21):
It's kind of fun. But uh, the Twelve Days of
Christmas is a difficult song when I like when the
Muppets do it.

Speaker 6 (02:04:31):
But uh, this is a comedian Randy Loewer talking about
this is a perfect bit.

Speaker 1 (02:04:37):
The twelve Day This is genius.

Speaker 3 (02:04:39):
The first four hundred times I heard it. Yeah, here
we go, I've never heard before it. Just sit back
and enjoy it. Okay, you know you play that.

Speaker 17 (02:04:45):
I hate to sound like a scrooge, but I used
to work in a department store and I used to
sit there for an eight hour shift and have to
listen to that music Christmas tape over and over, and
they would play the single most annoying.

Speaker 1 (02:04:57):
Song known to man.

Speaker 3 (02:04:58):
You all know that song.

Speaker 1 (02:04:59):
I'm talking that song, Twelve Days of Christmas. Now, first off, guys,
I don't believe this song.

Speaker 12 (02:05:04):
I can't believe that anybody is this into birds, all right, think.

Speaker 18 (02:05:11):
About it, Tom.

Speaker 12 (02:05:11):
On the seventh day alone, this guy's getting seven swans,
a swim and six geese, a lay in, four calling birds,
three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge. That's
twenty three birds.

Speaker 1 (02:05:24):
Who is this man? Alfred Hitchcock.

Speaker 12 (02:05:28):
By the twelfth day, he's accumulated forty two swans, a
swim in, forty two geesea lay in, thirty six calling birds,
thirty French hens, twenty two turtle doves and twelve partridge.

Speaker 1 (02:05:40):
Now, I hope this man's.

Speaker 19 (02:05:41):
Got a newspaper subscription, because that's one hundred and eighty
four birds.

Speaker 12 (02:05:51):
We didn't even take into consideration. Those geese are a laying.
Some of those eggs will be a.

Speaker 1 (02:06:03):
Hey.

Speaker 20 (02:06:03):
And if that's not bad enough, come the eighth day
they start sending in show business people, ladies, dancing, drummers,
drummer and piper's pipe lord's a leaping.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
All right, Bob, I'll.

Speaker 19 (02:06:17):
Accept that they're in show business. They're used to working
around the holidays, But what about those poor maids of milking.
They ought to be home with their family on Christmas,
not yanking on a cownt.

Speaker 1 (02:06:35):
You're gonna see him sitting there on their stool.

Speaker 19 (02:06:38):
He brings in one more stinking bird, and I'll be
damned if I'm picking those pears.

Speaker 6 (02:06:49):
Randy Libis. That is an absolute class excellent, not an
extra word and not a word.

Speaker 3 (02:06:54):
It is just perfect. Thank you, Randy, perfectly told.

Speaker 1 (02:06:58):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (02:06:58):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:06:59):
And then every year some TV station does the annual
wow this, yeah, more but I love that that. You
like that?

Speaker 1 (02:07:11):
Do you like that?

Speaker 8 (02:07:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:07:12):
Yeah, this year? Thanks keedwing.

Speaker 3 (02:07:14):
Gosh, you're actually two dollars and its measuring stick economy
and yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:07:21):
But when they do that, they I mean you have
to you you rent the Lord's leaping right you hire? Yeah, yeah,
there's there's no human trafficking going on here, no long
would hope nothing for right, Okay, I'm just saying I
always find that super annoying and takes all the fun
out of them thing. But that that is Do you

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do you listen all the way through to that when
it comes on the radio?

Speaker 3 (02:07:48):
Do you listen to the Twelve Days of Christmas?

Speaker 1 (02:07:50):
Or do you?

Speaker 18 (02:07:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:07:51):
I guess I don't. Usually if I'm listening to Christmas music,
it's in the background. I'm doing something else, I'm not
going to change the channel. That Bad Mom's Christmas, which
is one of my favorite Christmas movies, which I'm sure
you've never seen. Kristin Baranski does a beautiful Have you
seen this? I love it? I love it. And she's
got the Lord's a leap it, she's got people dancing
in the yard.

Speaker 3 (02:08:12):
It's those are the Bad Mom movies are great.

Speaker 1 (02:08:14):
They are great if you have a chance.

Speaker 3 (02:08:15):
I've never even heard of it. You and I saw
one in the theater, didn't We loved it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
Yeah. Yeah, Bad Mom's Christmas. Oh okay, it's wonderful, very funny.
It's a must at our house Christmas Eve. There we go.

Speaker 3 (02:08:28):
Add it to the list.

Speaker 1 (02:08:29):
Scientists say they've engineered a new type of dental drill
designed to significantly reduce noise, which happens to be one
of the leading causes of patient anxiety.

Speaker 3 (02:08:39):
Does it reduce pain? Yeah, that's the reason we don't
like the noise is because we know it hurts.

Speaker 1 (02:08:46):
They used to modified turbine system or turbine whichever you prefer.

Speaker 3 (02:08:50):
Well, okay, right now, I'm going to take your teeth.

Speaker 1 (02:08:59):
That produces less high frequency wine while maintaining cutting efficiency.
Early trials show patients report lower stress levels when the
quieter drill is used.

Speaker 6 (02:09:07):
I'm skeptical. I think it's the smell of the the
whatever is happening when they're doing.

Speaker 3 (02:09:14):
This Pavlovi and the sound. How it's going to be uncomfortable.
And some of those dental drills, though, are unbelievable, like
the tips they have for the bits. I remember getting
my braces off and uh, she was like, Okay, I'm
going to drill the glue off your teeth, and she goes,

(02:09:34):
don't worry. The bit will go through the drill. It
knows to it. It's designed so that it goes. It
gets the blue off without going into your enamels.

Speaker 6 (02:09:43):
Man, how does it know like those saws that when
you take the cast off doesn't lop your arm off too.

Speaker 3 (02:09:50):
They also stop before they get before they get the skin.

Speaker 1 (02:09:53):
That worked.

Speaker 6 (02:09:55):
Oh, I thought the saw blade knew. I know they
have those. I'm kind of skeped ticle of this thing
about them. I guess it's the noise.

Speaker 1 (02:10:02):
But yes, if you don't like going to the dentist, what.

Speaker 6 (02:10:06):
They need to get rid of is that that first
shot in the gum. That is that first one that's
really killed.

Speaker 1 (02:10:14):
Put that numbing gel on. They called it pickled jee.
That stuff works, Yeah, yeah, it does, but it's still
there's still a pinch.

Speaker 3 (02:10:22):
I think.

Speaker 1 (02:10:22):
I don't care for it.

Speaker 3 (02:10:23):
How about more nitrous.

Speaker 1 (02:10:25):
I've never done that.

Speaker 3 (02:10:27):
I never have either.

Speaker 1 (02:10:28):
I've never even been off.

Speaker 21 (02:10:29):
It didn't really make me feel high.

Speaker 6 (02:10:32):
Maybe the How about the other patients in the room screaming?
Maybe that would be, boy, that would be.

Speaker 1 (02:10:40):
There's also research out there into what's called the Batman effect.

Speaker 2 (02:10:44):
Do you know what this is?

Speaker 8 (02:10:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:10:45):
I know what bat wing is?

Speaker 1 (02:10:47):
Batman?

Speaker 3 (02:10:48):
That wing that's when you're you.

Speaker 1 (02:10:50):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (02:10:51):
It's when your sack sticks to your thigh on a
hot summer day.

Speaker 1 (02:10:53):
Bat Wings for ladies is this part of your upper arm,
the tricep, that's called a bat wing. Oh, okay, when
it's not very I've never heard.

Speaker 21 (02:11:00):
The sack wing.

Speaker 1 (02:11:01):
I haven't. That's a great because it's kind.

Speaker 3 (02:11:04):
Of stretched up.

Speaker 1 (02:11:07):
Batman effect shows that just looking at a superhero makes
people more altraturistic. I can't say that ultratteristic.

Speaker 7 (02:11:14):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:11:14):
They want to give, they want to do more for people.

Speaker 1 (02:11:16):
They want to They conducted, they conducted their experimental field
study on the Myland Subway Milan Subway. Kind I can't
even read today where they observed passenger's behavior when an
apparently pregnant woman boarded the train during the experimental condition,
an experimenteur dressed as Batman also boarded from another door. Okay,

(02:11:37):
researchers set over sixty five percent of passengers offered their
seats to the pregnant woman in the presence of Batman,
compared to less than forty percent when Batman was absent
in the control setting. How weird?

Speaker 6 (02:11:51):
Yeah, does it work for all superheroes like Aquaman? I'm
guessing would be like a lesser.

Speaker 9 (02:11:58):
Do you think I think are they off reading the
seat to protect her from the guy dressed randomly as Batman?

Speaker 8 (02:12:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:12:05):
Did I think?

Speaker 6 (02:12:05):
Did they say to themselves, you don't think I want
to be in my feet just in case lunatic dressed
as Batman starts going starts going nuts.

Speaker 5 (02:12:12):
Do you think they serve shrimp cocktail at the Justice
League just for I think he brings it. You think Aquaman,
Aquaman Protector of the Sea, brings shrimp cocktail? You don't
think he'd be offended?

Speaker 3 (02:12:25):
That is a good question.

Speaker 1 (02:12:26):
Yeah, you know I'm with you. I think they should
have different superheroes on there that would make.

Speaker 3 (02:12:31):
The extra What were the numbers again?

Speaker 1 (02:12:33):
Now six when Batman was there, gave up their seats.

Speaker 3 (02:12:37):
And if Wonder Woman comes on, do you offer her
your seat?

Speaker 1 (02:12:40):
There you go, se I do.

Speaker 3 (02:12:42):
I go, here's your seat, and I point right to
my face.

Speaker 1 (02:12:47):
You start dusting off your bear, don't you one flex
and she breaks your nose.

Speaker 3 (02:12:53):
I am I'm gonna pat myself on the back here
a little bit. I am very very good giving a
woman a seat when there is one. When when I
have one on a on the tube or on the subway,
I have always stood right, yeah, fright. The women, though,
I make stand healthier for the baby.

Speaker 1 (02:13:11):
You need your.

Speaker 3 (02:13:13):
Head, and old ladies too. They need to build up
that really, as you say, a weird study.

Speaker 1 (02:13:20):
Yeah, and I'm with Jessica, maybe they're just like, oh
my god, that's Batman. Who's that crazy guy?

Speaker 3 (02:13:25):
What about real life, like if a soldier or a
police officer, somebody in like a a some sort of
uniform or as you said, in real life? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I wonder if the numbers would go.

Speaker 6 (02:13:40):
I mean I want to and maybe like which Batman,
is it? I mean, is it the Adam West sort
of middle aged, out of shape Batman or is it
sculpted clooney with the nipples eight pack nipple Batman.

Speaker 21 (02:13:53):
Point that cartoon looking costume versus Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13:56):
How about Santa?

Speaker 12 (02:13:58):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:13:59):
Would you? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:14:00):
If you're in the subway, this is how this works. Right,
the subway stops, the doors open, and a lady gets on.

Speaker 3 (02:14:07):
Pretty lady with all of her magazines and shopping bags,
and Santa.

Speaker 1 (02:14:11):
Beautiful lady you like to sleep with? Right?

Speaker 3 (02:14:15):
What a weird experiment? Yeah? I think I bet people
do with if Santa, if they're in front of Santa.

Speaker 1 (02:14:21):
Yeah, because you won't want to be naughty, you want
to be nice.

Speaker 21 (02:14:24):
He's always watching and they should know that.

Speaker 3 (02:14:26):
She said, Yeah, I can't believe we're talking about something
this stupid.

Speaker 1 (02:14:31):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (02:14:32):
This is really interesting, though, the Batman. We should try
this with Santa. I think how about this. You're sitting,
if you've got a seat on a subway, the door's open.
An eighty year old man with a cane and a
forty year old woman both come on? Do you offer
your seat to the man or the woman with the cane?
Who is more disabled.

Speaker 1 (02:14:54):
I think, wait a minute, wait, what.

Speaker 6 (02:14:56):
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Speaker 21 (02:14:58):
I think you have to do it for the woman,
becau as the older man would probably do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (02:15:03):
What's a stronger disability needing a cane or being a woman.
I think that's right on this. You set up a
fight club.

Speaker 2 (02:15:12):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (02:15:14):
You did not gloss over that with me. I heard
what he said. I gotta go with the old Okay,
you go to the old man.

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It really is a fascinating notion here.

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Uh he's amazing for people that don't get up, though
when I agree someone needs a seat.

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You almost want to call him out.

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Sexy Time with Ali Breen. We are in the Oiley
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Speaker 5 (02:17:14):
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Speaker 3 (02:17:34):
I'm Chick McGhee. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. Glad to
have you here.

Speaker 6 (02:17:38):
This is the part of the show I enjoy every
week we get to chat with the lovely and single
Ali Breen. That hi, Ellie, Hey, Allie, we were We
found out last week that Ali is uh once again
on the prowl.

Speaker 13 (02:17:58):
Prowls growling around sadly.

Speaker 6 (02:18:02):
Comedian Ali Breen is based in New York City. However
about I would say every third or fourth time, she's
somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (02:18:10):
Yes, today you are in Florida.

Speaker 11 (02:18:13):
No, back at home.

Speaker 3 (02:18:15):
My dad's okay, yeah, okay, because it's a lot of books.
Oh wait a minute, did we just lose you?

Speaker 12 (02:18:23):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (02:18:24):
I hear you?

Speaker 11 (02:18:24):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (02:18:25):
There we go, There we go, there we go.

Speaker 1 (02:18:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:18:27):
Christy was saying that your dad has a lot of books.

Speaker 11 (02:18:29):
Yeah, a lot of Yeah, this is I should do
more from here. It makes me look very studious.

Speaker 7 (02:18:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:18:36):
I always whenever you're watching those interviews on the news.

Speaker 1 (02:18:39):
You always look at their books, don't you, Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:18:43):
There has to be some service.

Speaker 6 (02:18:44):
There's some pr firm that comes by and every once
they'll have some of the books.

Speaker 3 (02:18:49):
They're horizontal so you can read them.

Speaker 18 (02:18:56):
My dad actually has a big record collection too, Like
before the Final was popular, he has the old school records.

Speaker 3 (02:19:02):
With the wax ut was in front of those.

Speaker 2 (02:19:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:19:06):
Well, now, the way the show works is people with
love troubles they write Ali and we try to help out.

Speaker 1 (02:19:11):
The show is called Sexy Time.

Speaker 6 (02:19:13):
You can reach Ali A L l I b r
ee n Ali Breen on your favorite social media platform.

Speaker 3 (02:19:19):
Let's get to our letters.

Speaker 1 (02:19:20):
What have you got?

Speaker 11 (02:19:21):
Dear Ali? Me and my boyfriend have broken up and
gotten back together. A thousand times. I was always worried
about what he was doing in the off period.

Speaker 18 (02:19:29):
Well, I found his old iPad that he thought he lost,
and I turned it on, and now I see everything, texts, emails,
YouTube history, and I'm obsessed. I can act like I'm
Ridia's mind. I know so much it's crazy. It's actually
made me feel much better because when we're not together,
he's really doing nothing. But now we're getting back together again,
and I don't think I can give up having this

(02:19:51):
information at my fingertips.

Speaker 11 (02:19:53):
How mad would he be if he were to find out?

Speaker 3 (02:19:56):
By the way, you misspoke, you said, it's crazy what
you meant to say. Now just give it back to him.
I mean that's the honest answer.

Speaker 2 (02:20:07):
You through it?

Speaker 3 (02:20:09):
Yeah, no, yeah, by the way, look what I found. Yeah,
but you're not going to your hook, No.

Speaker 1 (02:20:15):
Way is going to And she didn't even find anything fun?
Yeah like what?

Speaker 3 (02:20:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:20:21):
Yeah, I mean, come on, why not?

Speaker 3 (02:20:24):
I'm sure that will help the relationship though you're knowing
what why.

Speaker 1 (02:20:27):
Do you keep breaking up with? Yeah?

Speaker 21 (02:20:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, why that's already.

Speaker 11 (02:20:32):
An issue exactly on again, off again. It's probably not great. Well,
now maybe they'll stay together now that she knows he's
not doing anything in the off time.

Speaker 1 (02:20:39):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (02:20:41):
I don't know. Help, Okay, give us this guy's number, please,
we'll tell him.

Speaker 6 (02:20:48):
Way that would that would change this show drastically if
they gave us slowly numbers and we called in some
of these people put I'm on No, okay, your girlfriend
just going?

Speaker 3 (02:20:57):
What do you think?

Speaker 11 (02:21:00):
Year says, used to do that like a gotcha kind
of thing?

Speaker 1 (02:21:03):
Oh yeah, oh my god, the worst of human beings. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:21:09):
There was a famous incident with Sam Kinnison, the great comedian,
in which he remember this thing He got on stage
and called.

Speaker 3 (02:21:16):
Up, call somebody up, and they sued him.

Speaker 1 (02:21:19):
It was it was fun. Oh yeah, we'll just move
forward her It was fun, very fun.

Speaker 3 (02:21:26):
Eventually died.

Speaker 11 (02:21:27):
Yeah, yeah, inevitable.

Speaker 1 (02:21:33):
Let's get to our next letter, Ellie, what are you going?

Speaker 11 (02:21:35):
Dear Ali?

Speaker 18 (02:21:36):
My girlfriend argues with me all the time, and then
I bring up that we don't get along, and she
actually she has no idea what I'm talking about.

Speaker 11 (02:21:42):
She says, we get along. Great. She says, it's just
part of being in a relationship. She's my first long
term girlfriend. So maybe it's true, But isn't the point
of a relationship to both be happy.

Speaker 21 (02:21:53):
Yes, what are we arguing about?

Speaker 3 (02:21:56):
Like?

Speaker 21 (02:21:57):
Is it just disagreeing about stupid stuff? Or is it
like legit arguing? You know what I mean?

Speaker 11 (02:22:02):
Sounds like it's everything.

Speaker 1 (02:22:05):
No, you don't argue. No, it's not good, but it's not.

Speaker 3 (02:22:11):
It's not she's not really deep down upset. Apparently if
she's it might be, which is even more annoying.

Speaker 11 (02:22:17):
Yeah, that is more annoying. And she thinks that's normal.
And she's like, I'm Italian.

Speaker 6 (02:22:23):
What we communicate, well, that is Italians do be arguing.
So uh so was this like a boy who cried
wolf thing? Constantly complaining about everything? And then so you
don't know which ones really mean anything.

Speaker 3 (02:22:41):
I remember getting into a fight in a relationship once
because she said we didn't fight enough. That that's that
started to fight. Yeah, because she she confused fighting with caring.

Speaker 1 (02:22:53):
Ah, okay, because she was brought up probably that way somehow.

Speaker 3 (02:22:57):
Yeah, so she thought that you didn't care because you
wouldn't argue with her, right.

Speaker 1 (02:23:00):
Her parents thought she was.

Speaker 3 (02:23:02):
Now in her defense, she was correct.

Speaker 1 (02:23:07):
That you didn't care about her.

Speaker 3 (02:23:08):
I didn't care about what she wanted to argue about
it wasn't worth arguing in my figure, Okay, I got
you very good.

Speaker 18 (02:23:14):
I wish there were more people like that though, that
would just let things fizzle. I feel like most people
want to argue, which is.

Speaker 11 (02:23:21):
What this girl seems to be.

Speaker 6 (02:23:23):
Yeah, no thanks, yeah, yeah, we're going to move on.
We're not going to argue with this. Your point, Ali
Breen is our guest A L L I B R
E E N. I spell it out for you if
you want to reach her on social media.

Speaker 1 (02:23:34):
It's interesting.

Speaker 6 (02:23:34):
I would say maybe fifteen twenty percent of the letters
that you get involved someone looking at someone else's phone, right, yeah,
oh yeah, that seems to be It seems to be
a common issue. Then they always act so innocent.

Speaker 3 (02:23:46):
What should I do?

Speaker 1 (02:23:47):
I mean, I don't like the phone? Would you expect?

Speaker 18 (02:23:50):
Yeah, it's part of the clasture now, like you can
spy on people in so many ways, it's unbelievable, like
Apple air tags, phones, iPads.

Speaker 21 (02:24:00):
But doesn't it be good to catch them? So you're
not losing your time with a girl cheating on you?

Speaker 5 (02:24:09):
What were relationships like when you why didn't you call me?
Well I wasn't near a phone or whatever?

Speaker 11 (02:24:15):
Remember that can you imagine that now, I can't even imagine.

Speaker 6 (02:24:18):
What's your rule on texting back? What do you mean
you got a text from someone? I don't think I
have a rule.

Speaker 3 (02:24:24):
Are you comfortable texting in the back three days later?

Speaker 2 (02:24:26):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:24:27):
Hey, might try to just get back to somebody. Yeah,
you text. Now, if you get a text from someone
and you respond, is it okay?

Speaker 1 (02:24:36):
If they call you?

Speaker 3 (02:24:37):
It depends on what the topic is. I had to
do that yesterday. The texting was getting so complicated and
specific about certain things. I just had to call and
go all right. Normally though, that is a breach of protocol. Yeah,
I think you're texting.

Speaker 6 (02:24:54):
You text, call your calling right, and you can say,
do you mind if I call you now? You don't
mix things?

Speaker 1 (02:24:59):
Okay? I I agree.

Speaker 11 (02:25:00):
Well, the big problem is with texting now is social media.

Speaker 18 (02:25:04):
If you haven't texted someone back and they see you
post on social media, all hell, so many problems?

Speaker 13 (02:25:14):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (02:25:15):
Oh yes, yeah, yeah, so you know they were there.

Speaker 3 (02:25:20):
That's funny.

Speaker 11 (02:25:21):
Yes, Like you had your phone in your hand. Why
wouldn't you just text me back? Yeah, that's such a
common problem.

Speaker 6 (02:25:27):
That's annoying. Okay, Yeah, let's move on. Ali Breen as
our guest. The show is sexy Time.

Speaker 3 (02:25:32):
What have you got?

Speaker 11 (02:25:34):
Dear Ali?

Speaker 18 (02:25:34):
My girlfriend always talks about how crazy and over sexual
it used to be, and now she just wants to
be a trad wave.

Speaker 11 (02:25:41):
I think she's saying that because she knows I'm religious,
but I'd like some freaky sex as long as it
stays monogamous.

Speaker 18 (02:25:47):
Right, do girls not get that we want to freak
in the streets and a Christian in the streets.

Speaker 3 (02:25:53):
Freaking the sheets and Christian that's a variation.

Speaker 11 (02:25:56):
Yeah, yeah, what is it normally?

Speaker 21 (02:25:59):
What's the expression a lady in the streets but a
freak in the bed or something that's yeah, yeah, yeah, now.

Speaker 3 (02:26:07):
Yeah, Jessica Alsman, I agree. Let her know. Hey, you
want to you wanna a little a little of that freak.

Speaker 11 (02:26:15):
Just as long as it's only for you.

Speaker 21 (02:26:16):
Yeah, I happily whip it out.

Speaker 3 (02:26:18):
Yeah, I mean you can easily say, you know, I
wouldn't mind experiencing a little that older, that earlier.

Speaker 11 (02:26:25):
You crazy uh sexual side you're talking about?

Speaker 21 (02:26:29):
Next thing? You know, you're getting pegged?

Speaker 1 (02:26:32):
Well that's it. Well it is possible that dead jumped.

Speaker 21 (02:26:39):
Well that's what I used to do.

Speaker 1 (02:26:41):
Yeah, wait wait, okay.

Speaker 6 (02:26:46):
Well that'd be weird if you did it right now. Well,
pregnant and pegging, that's got that's probably a movie.

Speaker 3 (02:26:54):
Pegging.

Speaker 6 (02:26:55):
That's that's not going to be a Hallmark movie. I'll
tell you that right now.

Speaker 11 (02:27:00):
Probably popular.

Speaker 1 (02:27:02):
Oh wow, I'm just trying to I'm trying to imagine
getting a belt. Those are those belt extenders from the airport.

Speaker 3 (02:27:11):
They make maternity strap ons.

Speaker 9 (02:27:13):
Okay, I can't even see down there right now, so
I don't even know if it would be in the
right area.

Speaker 6 (02:27:20):
We've once again, this is why we do the show,
because we end up so far off course, we find
new new territories to explore.

Speaker 3 (02:27:27):
Our guest is comedian Ali Breen. And Ali, are you
working this weekend?

Speaker 21 (02:27:32):
By the way, Yes, I'm going to be at.

Speaker 11 (02:27:35):
The Comedy Village and Sheba's speak easy.

Speaker 3 (02:27:37):
All right, go see Ali in person. We have time
for maybe two more letters. Let's see what we got,
Dear Ali.

Speaker 22 (02:27:44):
I've been with my boyfriend for three and a half
years and we've talked about getting married and he said
he wants to find the perfect moment to propose. That
was about a year ago, so it's taking forever and
I'm thinking about finding the perfect moment myself and proposing
to him, just to take the pressure off.

Speaker 1 (02:27:58):
What is your advice on this, I want to hear.

Speaker 3 (02:28:06):
Boy, I don't know. I don't know how. Don't do
the thing where you're at at a large sporting event.

Speaker 1 (02:28:14):
I just saw that.

Speaker 3 (02:28:15):
I saw that over the weekend.

Speaker 11 (02:28:17):
I hate so much any public proposals. They don't have
comedy shows a lot now too.

Speaker 1 (02:28:23):
Thing.

Speaker 3 (02:28:23):
Yeah, in the middle of the show, like you get
up here and you do it then and then it's
always I've seen it. It always goes fine. I shouldn't
say always. When I have seen it, it was like
two times it went fine both times.

Speaker 21 (02:28:41):
What if he is actually trying to plan the perfect
moment and then you take it from him, Yeah, that's
the thing.

Speaker 1 (02:28:47):
Or what if he's really not wanting to get married?
Yeah he's a year.

Speaker 6 (02:28:52):
Year is I don't know how many I have to
do the addition on this. How many moments are in
a year? A lot of them?

Speaker 1 (02:29:01):
Maybe?

Speaker 11 (02:29:02):
Just what does it feel like as a guy being
proposed to? Would that be weird or would you guys
want that?

Speaker 1 (02:29:08):
I wouldn't. Yeah, no, I want to do it. I've
had it twice. You've had it done twice, you've had
a woman themselves.

Speaker 3 (02:29:18):
How did it feel? What did you think?

Speaker 1 (02:29:21):
I was happy? Oh?

Speaker 21 (02:29:22):
Okay, all right, you said yes both times?

Speaker 1 (02:29:25):
Well, variations that married on the stand.

Speaker 3 (02:29:33):
That yes or no?

Speaker 1 (02:29:34):
What's a variation on you? Okay?

Speaker 6 (02:29:38):
Maybe maybe if she plans something really romantic and then
maybe that would get him to think, oh, this is
the right moment.

Speaker 3 (02:29:45):
She would she wouldn't have to propose.

Speaker 21 (02:29:47):
Wouldn't make a nice trip somewhere, or maybe just hint
at it, go are you are we?

Speaker 1 (02:29:52):
Are you going to propose? Or should I have to?
Or do I have to do it? Or something kind
of a joking way.

Speaker 21 (02:29:56):
Oh, you can always put it out there that your
friends thinking about proposing to her boy friend get his
opinion about.

Speaker 11 (02:30:03):
Proposing to you, so get there first.

Speaker 3 (02:30:06):
Yeah, tell them how you want to be proposed. You
can always say, hey, you know I saw something online
that I i this is It was like, oh my gosh,
they went into my brain and they did what I
have always how I've always wanted to be proposed to,
and then say what it was, lay it out.

Speaker 1 (02:30:22):
Yeah, these proposals are getting kind of crazy, yes, and.

Speaker 11 (02:30:26):
They're all videotapes. Yes, not a videographer.

Speaker 1 (02:30:30):
On you gotta have a videographer and a photographer and
you got to rent a beach. Apparently one not romantic
many people.

Speaker 18 (02:30:41):
It's for the socials, baby, yeah, just like being like
I saidden proposal with no ring or anything. I think,
where someone just decides, you know, you make a makeshift
ring or something. I don't think that ever happens anymore.

Speaker 6 (02:30:54):
Okay, once we got time for one more letter, Ally,
go ahead, dear Allie.

Speaker 11 (02:30:58):
I've had a crush on a guy they work with
for a long time.

Speaker 18 (02:31:01):
We both do online dating and always talk about how
horrible the people are that we've got out with in
a wrong com it would be easy to see, oh
we should actually be together, but he's never made any
comment of the sort. Can I say that to him?
Or is it way too forward? Is it possible he
just hasn't thought of it? What would you guys do?

Speaker 1 (02:31:18):
Yes, I say it, yeah, ask him out, ask him
to yeah, jeez, yeah, and you can be casual.

Speaker 3 (02:31:24):
But hey, you know what, why don't you and I
go on?

Speaker 11 (02:31:26):
Yeah, yeah, like all these people are horrible.

Speaker 3 (02:31:29):
Yeah we're fine. Yeah, I like this.

Speaker 6 (02:31:33):
Ask him which of the which of the dates, which
of the things he liked the best about the dates
that he's been on?

Speaker 3 (02:31:39):
And then you say, why don't we try that?

Speaker 21 (02:31:40):
Why didn't they get matched up together?

Speaker 8 (02:31:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:31:45):
That's interesird.

Speaker 18 (02:31:47):
There's not been a feature like that on like a
dating site where you can force yourself into someone's.

Speaker 9 (02:31:54):
Love me.

Speaker 6 (02:31:57):
Do you think some way a minut are you saying
someone could hack a dating sight to get into.

Speaker 1 (02:32:01):
Somebody else's tender?

Speaker 12 (02:32:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:32:05):
Yeah, but then you get rejected again.

Speaker 11 (02:32:11):
I mean, what if you put yourself out there?

Speaker 5 (02:32:15):
At least that's you know, don't They have versions of
this word in which the the guy isn't really writing
the stuff that his friend is the whole time. Not always,
he's got his buddy entering everything.

Speaker 1 (02:32:28):
And then of course the buddy meets her and they.

Speaker 6 (02:32:33):
Yeah, all right, Well, it's always a great pleasure talking
to I think we've done some good work today, maybe yeah, yeah,
And we'll look forward to talking to you next week.

Speaker 1 (02:32:44):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 11 (02:32:46):
Bye.

Speaker 6 (02:32:48):
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Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. We're in
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I'm Chick McGhee at the Prize Picks Sports desk. Hello, Tom.

(02:35:54):
And we were talking to Ali Breen about a a
woman who who was waiting for her boyfriend to propose right.
This is a story about a guy who apparently asked
the lady and it's all set there having a wedding,
but he had an unusual idea to raise money for
the wedding and this is kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (02:36:15):
A groom in France came up with an unusual idea
to fund his wedding by selling ad space on his tuxedo.
Mister Dacobor Renault reports that he was in dire financial
circumstances but still wanted to throw his fiancee, Anna Plana
a wedding. He tweeted he planned to cover his wedding
expenses by offering ad slots on his tuxedo and asked

(02:36:39):
if any companies would be willing to sponsor the wedding.

Speaker 3 (02:36:41):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:36:42):
Twenty six companies ultimately bought into the opportunity, allowing him
to raise ten thousand dollars bet. He told people the
idea was a hit with wedding guests, including his mother
in law. Mister Renault said his fiancee didn't like the
idea at first, but gradually came around a.

Speaker 3 (02:36:59):
Little awkwa though that Ashley Madison was the main.

Speaker 1 (02:37:05):
The bride apparently was able to negotiate white leather sling
back product pumps as part of the deal, as well
as a promise to only partner with indie companies instead
of huge, soulless brands that don't align with their values.
A couple.

Speaker 3 (02:37:22):
The jacket values, which are zero. I'm guessing, but we're
not filthy holes.

Speaker 1 (02:37:30):
I wouldn't be.

Speaker 6 (02:37:30):
During the nuptials, does the officiant say, before we get
to the ideas, I wanted this word from preparation.

Speaker 1 (02:37:38):
Yeah, right, the ring.

Speaker 3 (02:37:43):
Oh he went to Jared.

Speaker 6 (02:37:48):
That's interesting. I think it worked for this guy because
he's sort of the first one to do it. I
don't think it's going to be I mean the fact
that it made the international newswire, although it doesn't say
who the sponsors work, except it mentions the product pumps.

Speaker 3 (02:38:02):
But that doesn't sound like they were even a sponsor.
That's why she came around, Yeah, because she wanted the
fancy shoes. There's a photograph of it. Yeah, I mean
the tux jacket has QR CO.

Speaker 1 (02:38:13):
That's pretty funny everything. Yeah, that is pretty kind of
a small wedding. Actually, what do you mean? I mean
maybe maybe after they got married. That's an after pictures.
You don't hen't have a tie on. For God's sake,
I'm not gonna wear it. Try at your wedding.

Speaker 6 (02:38:28):
You No one would cough up enough money for the
tie what are they gonna sell the Navy rights to
their baby?

Speaker 3 (02:38:34):
Hmmm?

Speaker 1 (02:38:36):
Have you met little n Ron?

Speaker 3 (02:38:39):
If you were Taylor Swift and Kelsey, would you? I mean,
can you imagine the money they'd get advertising for their
wedding presents?

Speaker 7 (02:38:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:38:50):
Right, yeah, there was a very well known UH radio
personality that sold his wedding for big money.

Speaker 3 (02:38:58):
Hmmm, I'm going to sell my funeral, is that right?

Speaker 1 (02:39:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:39:03):
Dorito's Presents the Death of Josh.

Speaker 1 (02:39:11):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:39:12):
Okay, and then I'm in my casking it's me but
buried up to my face in Doritos. I do like
it like a nice to REDA.

Speaker 1 (02:39:22):
A UK woman facing a steep fine for walking the
wrong way on an escalator? Boy?

Speaker 3 (02:39:27):
What is happening in the UK? And freedom?

Speaker 1 (02:39:29):
Miss MICHAELA. Copeland is accused of walking on an escalator
in the wrong direction at the Transport for London Regional
Railway Network in Greenwich. The thirty two year old allegedly
used or attempted to use an escalator other than by
standing or walking on it in the direction intended for travel.

Speaker 8 (02:39:45):
You're here?

Speaker 1 (02:39:46):
What the heck are you? Guys?

Speaker 3 (02:39:48):
Ever, everyone's done that, We've all been on the tube
right These escalators are madness at the right time.

Speaker 1 (02:39:54):
It was not made clear whether she was going up
a downward escalator or down an up moving escalator, but
she faces a thirteen hundred dollars fine. She bleeded not guilty.

Speaker 21 (02:40:03):
Are there signs posted everywhere saying you can't do that?

Speaker 3 (02:40:06):
Probably? Now what's your policy on those moving sidewalks?

Speaker 1 (02:40:11):
Level?

Speaker 3 (02:40:11):
Do you keep walking?

Speaker 8 (02:40:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:40:13):
You get there twice as fat?

Speaker 7 (02:40:15):
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:40:15):
I don't know if I have I feel like a
superhero flying heck.

Speaker 8 (02:40:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:40:19):
But if you're going to stand, you stand on the right, correct, Yes,
you don't stand side by side in black want to
keep walking?

Speaker 3 (02:40:24):
Which side do you stand? In the UK though, the
escalators up escalators are on the left, I think, but
you stand.

Speaker 1 (02:40:32):
We stood on the right, brings up a good point.

Speaker 3 (02:40:34):
They drive on the other side. No, I knows. Yeah,
we stood on the right. And there's actually a line
down those escalators, so that you know what side. And
there's an instructure fatty fat fat out and they call
it the tube.

Speaker 1 (02:40:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:40:48):
I don't get them escalators ever since I was on
one and it stopped and I was stuck there for
four hours. Oh really for them to fix there's a box.

Speaker 1 (02:40:56):
That you can forever. Yeah, do they call them escalators?

Speaker 3 (02:41:00):
If they do, they call them fairy lifts. Like they
have such funny names for stuff. Yes, perambulator, are you
in the upp and the up upper umpany up the
inclined transport mechanis I think you'd know all about the
uppity up.

Speaker 1 (02:41:16):
Okay, the standing go we call the the moving sidewalk.

Speaker 3 (02:41:21):
Standing goes not bad.

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