The BOB & TOM Show - December 4, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
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Speaker 1 (00:39):
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Speaker 1 (00:50):
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Speaker 2 (00:56):
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Speaker 1 (01:07):
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now by calling one eight hundred percent guilty, it's a killer. Yeah,
so you're still looking for that stalking stuffer.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
We recommend a stalking stalking stuffer.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I defined the real killer yet oh no, And now
that OJ's gone, we may never He was really leading that.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
Allah every day out there looking on golf courses. If
the real killer had been maybe a maintenance guy at
a golf course, he might have found Yes.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yes, if he was a Greek skeeper, we would be
the mystery solved. There's Christie Lee at the Scilide Insurance
Company News desk. Bet Godwin's there, Hey, Josh. Jeff Auska
is at the Prize Pig Sports desk today, Hay Styles
be across the wood.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Hey, Josh.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm Josh Arnold with the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.
And there's Tom and Tom. We all want to thank
you very much for our Christmas party yesterday I made
it a little bit of lunch.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, it was fun. The chure was nice.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Got the group together for some barbecue courtesy of the
smoking pastor. And by the way, the smoking past it's
smoking is in barbecuing nut, Ye're.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Not standing outside smoking cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, although, what's that movie Conclave?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
One of the only funny moments and then movies when
they focus on that giant pile of cigarette butts because
all the priests are out there smoking, very.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Funny, I can imagine. Yeah, they're probably a handful of
priests out there that's still smoke. Not too many, probably, yeah,
I mean why not.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
Well you don't see people smoking much anymore, do you know?
And when you do, you're like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
It's always such a great character device to have a
priest smoking. It's okay, he's a man of the cloth,
but he's still got here.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
He's not perfect. Yeah, he's human. Yeah, yeah, there is
something about that.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
I mean, he's got to give up a lot of stuff, right, right,
because it's like everybody you talk to someone who's maybe
they've given up alcohol, and they always have it's like
there's one thing left. Yeah, I look, you know, I
don't don't take my splendor. I've given up sugar, cigarettes,

(05:06):
booze whatever.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Remember Obama smokes, but but he quit before he went
to the White House, yea allegedly. And I say that
because why not keep just keep smoking?

Speaker 9 (05:16):
Yeah, it's okay, I think he did.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I think, right, you off the phone with world leaders?

Speaker 7 (05:25):
All right, all right, I got Putin again. You know
he's not giving up an inch. Give me some camels.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
They make him go outside though, Yeah, I think probably.

Speaker 7 (05:38):
By the way, who's gonna go, mister president? You can't
smoke in here?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Really, I know.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I guess Trump loves McDonald's. Like you get off the
phone with Putin, give me a quarter pounder.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yeah, okay, it's okay. I gotta deal with this Russian
a hole. I want I want to I want some fries.
I knew a guy that had been part of the
uh what do you call Secret Service detail, and he
said that Bill Clinton would occasionally, you know, grab grab
a smoke a cigarette, really cigarette, and then that was

(06:11):
of course the whole cigar thing that.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Was and they all didn't inhale thing. Yeah, yeah, was
that him?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 7 (06:20):
Jimmy Carter was the guy that lusted in his heart boy.
They when they follow politics, they really latch onto the
dumbest crape and Jesus.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay, well in that case, I mean nowadays, I think
it's different. But back when, what Clinton should have he
shouldn't have done the whole I didn't. I smoked, but
I never hit.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, you could run for president.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Now you get up one of those gas masks on
hooked up to a giant, giant hookah puffing a pound
of the greatest weed ever produced, and no one's gonna care.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, of course I smoked. I was a progressive.

Speaker 10 (06:59):
It's a.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
Well, let's see, we have letters to get to. We
have we actually have a couple of really funny stories.
One of them kind of involving not really politics, but
I guess world events, involving spy work and some of
the tools that were used by spies, oh, real, real.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Spies in the world of espionage, in.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
The world of espionage. And one of them, I can
give you a little hint. One of them involves a
fake body part interesting, which is kind of interesting.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, wait, do you hear what it is?

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Also, we have a couple of controversies in the world
of Christmas trees and that.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
Our's done yesterday. Finally, Oh all up and ready to
gorimmed yep over. Girls are still home. They re live
in today, so we got it all. I asked them
if they wanted their ornaments, because you know, I have
them all labeled from every year that they got one.
I go back and box these up and you can
take them. No, no, no, mom, We we have to
always do it this way. So oh yeah, yeah, keep
him on the tree, absolutely, Josh, this one will interest you.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
It's a cat proof Christmas tree.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
Oh okay, does gravy get into the tree?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
No, she likes to sleep under it, but.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
She doesn't bat the ornaments around.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, there was when she was young Ira. You know
she's three now, but when she was a kitten she
would and then I found her in the middle of
the tree one time.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
And we can do this story today because Chick's not here, right.
Oh yeah, yeah, if if we were, if he were here,
we'd hear his tragic story about a cat and a
Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I like that story. You like that.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Dark and crazy about it. There's something dark and awful
about it. We're not going to get we're not going
to discuss it. Also, today we have we have one
serious story. A cheese recall a huge one.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
If it's a.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Shredded cheese that may have metal fragments in it, and
it's one of those cheeses that's sold under a variety
of names. Uh, But stores include Walmart all Theian Target
that have this stuff. So if you're a shredded cheese person,
go to the FDA website. I mean there's a list
of like fifty names of various cheeses that may potentially

(09:20):
have metal in them. So if you don't want to
shred your throat, you might want to watch out for
the shredded cheese FDA.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
They have to go to the FDA website.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
And sometimes isn't it fond just to go in there
and grab a pinch of shredded cheese?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yes, it's a little smack. Did that last night? Isn't
that great? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Sure, you gotta put it in your lip like it's.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Like like it.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
Does it dissolved?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'll have to try that putting it in there. Like there.

Speaker 11 (09:53):
I told you, like two years ago, I had the
thing where I'd wake up in the middle of the
night and go get a slice of Swiss cheese. Huh,
and go back to sleep, and finally one morning I
woke up with a mouthful of Swiss cheese. I was like, well,
I'm done doing that before I choked to death in
my sleep.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Yeah, that'd be embarrassing. What happened to him? Wele he
it was the cheese.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Did not shoot it up. He could have breathed through
the holes.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
But it's why I don't snack at night, how die
he joked on cheese.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Of course, I can't allow them with the Jimmy Johnson.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
Also, speaking of cheese, we have more science about cutting
the cheese. Oh wait and wait, wait till you hear
this one. It's the relationship between flatulence and Alzheimer's. Really,
and this is from the National Academy of Sciences.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
I have a lot of problem with this story.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
With the story, yeah, because.

Speaker 8 (10:52):
If you're around a lot of old people, that's all
they do, so they should never have Alzheimer's.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Well, so is that if you how farts?

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Well? And this is and this is this is from
the distinguished Johns Hopkins University. So you know, can you
imagine if you're you meet someone, Hey, you work at
Johns Hopkins.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
What are you a brain surgeon?

Speaker 9 (11:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
No, I'm studied fartoffing.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Okay, they didn't cut off your grant money. But we'll
find out there is actually a relation involves something like
sodium sulfight or hydrogen bombs. I forget what it is exactly,
something hydrogen or sulfide. That's all. That's all on the way.
We have some sporting news. We have a great story
in the world of the w n B, a really

(11:41):
cool story.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
Oh, I'm anxious to hear it. I don't know this.

Speaker 7 (11:44):
It's it's one of my my pet peeves has always
been these sports pundits who.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
You know, what a loser, blah blah.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
But and you know, none of these guys could catch
a baseball if you threw it at him. And and this,
this is a guy that was mocking the skill level
of the w NBA players and he's brutally humiliated. It's
one of the great moments in sports this year by
a terrific player, uh from the w NBA. We'll get
to that coming up, and real quick. I do have

(12:13):
an update on the baby It's Cold outside controversy.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Oh is that still bruin?

Speaker 7 (12:20):
It's a little I got just a little bit of
an up. I want to find out if that was
still a thing. Okay, and you know, of course there's
always some you know, fringe group that you know, find
some conspiracy about it. Whatever we'll get. We'll get to
that because we love the fringe folks out there. We
also have your letters. You can reach a s Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com. Also coming in this
morning one of our favorites, uh, I always want to say,

(12:42):
comedian and uh A singer songwriter Edwin McCain's going to
stop by. We've got our shoeing of the week with
our big winner from last week, Dan Frederick.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
We'll be talking to Dan.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Also, Joey Chestnut's gonna stop by, and comedian Al Jackson.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
Big show.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
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Speaker 1 (15:36):
Okay, very good.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
I got home yesterday and we had purchased walkie talkies.
Oh that's always fun. Wow, but the walkie talkie technology.
Now we got three of them for twenty five bucks
and they were terrific. So you know, because when you
start with walkie talkies, of course you know this is

(15:57):
with my nine year old daughter, and.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
You're standing right next to it, are you there?

Speaker 7 (16:03):
Then you teacher the lingo Roger that that's a good one,
and then you know, over versus over and out, but
you're standing right next to them, and then you go, okay,
then you will be I'm going to go to the
to my room, you go to your room upstairs.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
And they still worked.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
And then I do, okay, I'm taking the dog out,
and I figured, for twenty five bucks these things, I'm
going to get to the end of the driveway. No,
this thing worked great. Awesome, works better.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Than this thing I've got over here at the radio
station so I can talk to Mark back there.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Did you get them just for fun? Or yeah? Oh nice?
They were cool?

Speaker 7 (16:36):
There's so much there's it's remember when you first got it,
you were we lost the mine, and after of course
you've got nothing to talk about. But it's sh I'm upstairs,
are you there? If I start doing Roger this Roger that,
it does seem kind of silly to explain.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Well, how come you say that? Who's Roger?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, no, no, this is one?

Speaker 7 (16:57):
But I said, okay, what what's your ten twenty?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
And then she comes around the corner instead of doing
it on the walks from her dad.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
What's to ten twenty? Well, it was where you were
standing a few minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
So we uh.

Speaker 11 (17:09):
When I was young, we had walkie talkies and we
loved them. And although Santa would bring us gifts every year,
our parents would also get us giffs. Yeah, and so
one year they would always wrap them the night before Christmas.
So one year we took some duct tape. We duct
taped down the button on the walkie talkie, the talk button,

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and then duct taped it to the underside of the
table where they would wrap the presents, and we went
up and we were in you know, we had to
go to bed because Santa's coming, and we were up
there listening to what we were getting from our parents
that year until we hit a button and a squeal
went out from the house and tipped them off, and we, uh,

(17:52):
that was a less than fun Christmas. Even describing what
they're giving you, Oh yeah, they're like, oh, Jeff's gonna
love this remote control car.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
I'm like, who did they take it all back?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
No, they did let us keep it.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
When I we first got the walkie talkies, you you
get them charged and everything, and then there's a bunch
of different channels and so you go. I first go
to channel four, just okay, go to channel four on
your sore, both in the same channels, and immediately some
guy I don't know where it was, but cursing up
a storm. Yeah, you know, you pick up some random

(18:31):
who knows what it was. I don't know if it's
picking up CBE radios. Yeah, some construction guy. And we
had that baby monitor thing or a baby monitor would
pick stuff up.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
That was pretty funny. Yeah, ur would.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
And then my old house when my girls were really little,
was Bill out of the sounds crazy. My old house
was made of poored concrete. Literally, the guy that had
built it in nineteen thirty two was a concrete contract
or whatever. So the walls, they were impenetrable. So we
bought one of those high end things where you can

(19:08):
put the camera in the crib for the baby. Yeah,
you know, from from the Paranoid Company. Yeah, and it
didn't work because of the walls of my You've been
in my mail house. So then we went out and
bought the cheapest one, you know, the one that's like
thirty bucks.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Worked like a charm.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
So what I'm figuring is the cheaper one probably uses
some kind of irradiating device. Oh sure, the baby's fine
until they turned thirty when the spores started.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Who knows.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
In any event, we got to get to our mail bag,
ladies and gentlemen. Do you guys have any letters? Am
I the only one?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah? I've got atomism here? Oh good?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
What's that Kurt with a C? You ever I apologize
for being Kurt?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
You ever use that word? Yeah, that's a good one.
I'm an occasional hockey watcher, says Kurt, I don't know
all the rules, but understand the concept of the game.
There was a close play at the net and the
puck got cleared. I told my daughter, oh, man, he
should have deflected it in the net, off his ice
cleat his eyes, shoe or boot. My thirteen year old

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daughter immediately said, his skate.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Do you know that I have strap on ice cleats.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Oh, they go on your botom of your shoes.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, for walking outside.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
For walking your dogs.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
They're Oh i've seen like.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
A rubber net thing with metal either grades. I've already
got him out. Yeah, they're really good. Yeah, well yeah,
I mean you can have really great boots on, but
if you hit the ice the wrong way, you're going
to kill yourself.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Sure, I've broken off the bones. I don't need to
break my skull.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
Because, especially when you've got a big dog, occasionally they'll
see what what can they see?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I know anything?

Speaker 7 (21:01):
Then I had an interesting thing going on, the Pavlovian response,
the dogs have Sure that guy's overrated. Why anybody you
have a cat a cat course, do you have an
electric can opener?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
No?

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Okay, if you have anyone that has electric can opener
or cat can tell you.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
They can tell when I when I start to open
the tin can.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, yeah, they response.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
He guess what maya dog Brody Jimmy's dog Brody, guess what?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
He does? Not like the actor Sean Penn.

Speaker 9 (21:30):
I watched the movie last night that had Sean Penn
at the brand new movie one battle after another. Every
time Sean Penn came on, Brody went not for any
other act. You know, people in the theater did that too.
When I saw that, Is that odd? That's good dog
to do that?

Speaker 8 (21:47):
Yes, yeah, I've never I've never heard of Is there.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Something in the register of his voice?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
Maybe you'd bring that movie? Did you?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
So?

Speaker 8 (21:55):
You saw this movie?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (21:57):
Did you like it?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah? I loved it?

Speaker 8 (21:58):
Okay, because it's winning every week, one battle after another. Okay,
I mean it is it This week alone, it has
picked up a Gotham, It has picked up the Best
Film at the New York Film's Critics Circle, and then
yesterday the National Board of Review Awards gave it Best Picture,
Best Director, Best Actors. I mean, it's killing Well.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
My point was going to be one of the ups.
Guys carries dog treats with him. Yeah, so now.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
My dogs. They don't.

Speaker 7 (22:31):
It's not the guy, it's the truck.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh sure, yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
So if I'm out there and they see that the truck,
all bets are off, especially if I've got both of
them with me.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
So you're saying anyone would have Pavlov just was lucky
enough to go, hey, this is uh.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
Yeah, I mean it's a moron would go wait a minute.
He sees large truck, associates it with this one guy.
Every time he sees a big brown truck, he wants
to chase it, hoping he's going to get a dog treat.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Do you carry treats with you when they go they
do their business? No? No, I don't praise them and
just give him a lot of love. Yeah, I do
that to everyone in my family.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
We have a system here, we have you know, we
could use that around here. Great at like the Russian
only gave her a seven like a skating turn. This
is a request pat kind of an odd one too.
As you know, we have rules about the Christmas songs.

(23:26):
We don't play them untill after Thanksgiving. We pretty much
stuck to that and now it's we're okay to play
Christmas song. But this one is kind of a Christmas song,
but not really and it's based on a very unusual story.
But our request comes to us from c J in Bloomington.
I'm not sure if this is the Illinois Bloomington's or
the Indiana Bloomington's. Sorry about you guys at work. Then

(23:50):
Peren just said that to make Josh man. I want
to request one of my favorite Pat Godwin songs. It's
not really about Christmas, but it has a Christmas vibe.
And now before you can play the song, I've got
to read to you the setup on this, which comes
to us from the distinguished newspaper, the Columbus Dispatch, headline

(24:10):
Ohio attorneys suspended over pooping in a pringles can.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Absolutely as a Christmas vou Yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
An attorney who was disciplined for quite literally pooping in
a pringlescan has had his law license reinstated. In November
of twenty twenty one, surveillance cameras recorded criminal defense attorney
Jack Blakesley dropping a poop filled pringlescan into the parking
lot of a crime victim advocacy center. So I don't

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know what this guy's beef was, or if there was one,
but he was disciplined and lost his license to practice
there for a while after serving. I believe it was
a six month sanctioning period, but an unusual thing, and
we were always kind of marveling at the skill level
it would take to actually effectively deaf into a pringles.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
No, I think it's fairly easy. You think so, you've
always thought it was difficult. I think that mouth is
wide enough. Yeah, that's that's yeah, it goes right in.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah. Well, I don't know. He's kind of like a yeah,
he's got a it's like a yoga position or do
you hover?

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Do you place it in the ground, hover above and
do the thirty seconds over tokyo thing.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
I can do it this morning if you want me,
just to prove how easy.

Speaker 7 (25:22):
I've got a pringlescan, right, I know. And we later
learned that sadly, one of our listeners explained this to us.
There is a pringles trick which is to defecate into
a pringles can and then you put two or three
inches of pringles back in the can. It is a

(25:42):
horrible trick and you'll leave it in the office somewhere
a month.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
One of our listeners, Uh so, in any event, that
is an actual, genuine news story. I don't know what
this guy was so mad about. And he said something
like he had deposited these Pringles cans in several spots.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
He just wasn't a one off he did it. It
was a cereal.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
Shatter.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Yeah, yeah, the madge, the mad shatter, if you will,
and Pat you you wrote, and I saw the movies.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
He hate the Pringles. They're almost gone. Now hold the
letters off. He's in the john now all this lawyer's.

Speaker 9 (26:26):
Nuts flashing his butt pooping in an empty Pringles can.
He crapping the can, chips on top, he threw it out,
grabbed my pool. He's out on Bill should spend a
night in jail.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
For pooping in an empty Pringles can. I know in
the prison he can build a defense spens. He will
say that he's just farting brown. He just says, are
you crazy?

Speaker 9 (26:56):
He says, no, man, Hi pooping Kringle Pringles cans are
all over time Pringles, not Kringles because Chris Tringles through
time license suspended.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
That dude is scary.

Speaker 9 (27:13):
Now he's got Pringle berries on.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Next time your hellos.

Speaker 9 (27:18):
Dropping a doose, Don't poop in an empty pringles.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
Can Yeah, by request.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Wow. What was the his defense?

Speaker 7 (27:29):
I forget it was if you don't defecate, you must
reinstate something.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
How many lawyers do you think since the old o
J thing have tried using a brief poem?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
And now this guy could have also gone with a quit.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, it's could have gone with a quit. Wow. What
was going through his head when he did that? What
a crazy thing? Yeah, that is crazy.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Well, a couple of other things. Oh, I got more letters.
I'm sorry before we get to that. And by the way,
thank you for that. That was once again from c J.
We appreciate your taking the time to write.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Now.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Yesterday, I think it was yesterday, maybe the day before,
we were talking about dentistry. We had an remember the
we had a thing about some company they're trying to
cut down on the sound the dental drills make because
there was a study associating the sound with pain levels

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and stuff. I don't know, I I guess there's a correlation,
But to me, it's the it's the uh, it's.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
The anxiety of hearing the and also.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
It's the smell and the whole.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
But Christy, you were saying you didn't think dentistry had
advanced all that far.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I'm a big fan.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
I'm a big fan.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I love you and I have the same dentist.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
I love I love Jen.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
The autumn kind enough to write she's a dental technician
and she's been doing it for quite some time. And
she goes, uh, I love it. I'm sorry, Christy. Dentistry
has in fact changed greatly over the years. Were at
a turning point. Kids, finally like us, they're not terrified.
We take a friendly approach in our office. By the way,

(29:11):
if you're ever in the Commonwealth of Kentucky, you need
a great dental office.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Come on by.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Then she goes in all caps, I highly recommend the
laughing gas.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I've never done it, very good.

Speaker 8 (29:22):
I much ry it.

Speaker 11 (29:23):
Does he have that at our Sure you can just
go to a corner store and buy it? Now, what
what gas station?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
What terrific?

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Ye?

Speaker 8 (29:33):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (29:34):
Is this the thing where you take like the ready whip.

Speaker 11 (29:36):
And y but well they got rid of the ready whip.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
They just give you straight cancer nitrous.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Oh yeah, the world's going. I've seen them at concerts. Yeah,
but I mean are outside in a dental office.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
They're mixing oxygen with a nitrous oxide because nitrous oxide
has no O two in it, right, right, so it
could kill you if you you just okay, So yeah,
that needs to be done with professional and supervision.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I think so the.

Speaker 8 (30:04):
Laughing guess I don't understand. You don't feel it or
you don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
It's a buzzing.

Speaker 9 (30:09):
It's it's very hard to describe, but it's like a buzzing,
and they can they have different levels they can set
it on.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I asked for mine to be set on abuse.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
By the way, this autumn continues writing PS, I finally
figured out why Ms Alsaman is always on the Alley
Breen Show with you guys. She's like the intimacy coordinator
for Ali. You know what an intimacy coordinator is.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
On a movie.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, it's one of those people on a movie set
that help, Hey, are you comfortable?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Is everybody okay? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (30:42):
This is a smart thing because they don't want to
get sued after exactly by some actor or actress going
I didn't want to do it. I catched the checks,
of course, did a big beaver shot. I didn't want
to do it.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
He's gonna kiss your neck now, is that all right?

Speaker 13 (30:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Uh, so, thank you, Autumn, and she's point still makes
no sense though, don't confuse us knowing what intimacy coordinator is, Autumn,
with your point being valid.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Okay, now coming up, we have more of your letters.
We have some exciting things going on in the world
of news today. I'm very excited about a bunch of them,
and that would include in the sporting news a a
so called sports pundit getting his ass handed to him
by a player in the WNBA. Just a great moment. Also,
we have do you like would you like a spray

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painted Christmas tree?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Huh? Have you ever heard about that?

Speaker 7 (31:40):
No, not the traditional so called flocking, but you can
buy trees and various colors at this one tree farm.
It's quite controversial and only fans people. The I R
S is going to be watching you.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Somebody's watching you.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Why what you got coming up in sports over there? Jeffery,
oh man, lots of stuff? All right?

Speaker 11 (32:06):
Okay, oh yeah, I like to leave it. Well, you
already mentioned the WNBA. We also have a stupid world
record with a with a puppy dog.

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Oh and it's a good one too.

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There's Tommy. We'll get back to some more male some
sad news. One of the greats.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Yeah, in the world of soul, R and B, rock
and roll and everything else, Steve Cropper has died. The
great Kristen, producer and songwriter.

Speaker 8 (35:31):
He was eighty four.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
Yeah, he did some stuff with the Blues Brothers. Yeah,
he was along with Duck Dunn, Yeah, the bass player.
They were in the Blues I mean the Blues Brothers,
but they were kind of recreating stuff that they'd are
He Steve Cropper wrote or co wrote Sitting in the
Dock of the Bay in the midnight hour. Yeah, and

(35:53):
iqueued up this one. This you'll recognize this one, I hope.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Sure.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
And with that band, Booker T and the Mgs, he
was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
in nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
It's hard to pin down why this is so great.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
It is.

Speaker 7 (36:09):
It's so simple and it's so cool.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
It's one of the coolest songs ever made. Absolutely it
shows up in movies and stuff. By the way, I.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Are the MG's in the name Booker T and the
MG's are they referencing uh the car car?

Speaker 8 (36:24):
I don't know they're not.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I asked Duke's organists. Yeah, the great, the late great
keyboard player for Duke Tomato, and he told me, and
I can't, oh what stands for? Because I asked Duke
and he goes, oh, you got to ask.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
James. Thank you, because you got to ask James.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
He knows everything, and I did, and James immediately knew it.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Is it some?

Speaker 7 (36:48):
Is it some like code word or something in these days?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (36:53):
For Memphis group according to this.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
And that makes sense. Yes, they were like the house
band right.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
For Stacks Stax Recording Studio.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Yeah, yeah, they they're in the movie The Blues Brothers. Uh,
cropper Head is kind of his hair pulled back. Great
player obviously for sure, produced some music for John Mellencamp,
among many other many other people. The famous Stacks sound.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Not a household name, but but everything he did was Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
He was read many interviews and he would always say, look,
I'm a band guy.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
He didn't want to be. Yeah, the guy out front.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Well that's that's remember the in The Blues Brothers when
Belushi goes play it Steve and that famous very economic,
so economical solo that he plays.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Great stuff.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
We are going to get back to our our mail bag.
If you will, you can reach us Bob and Tom
at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Let's see we covered laughing game. You ever call your
scrot on your mail bag? I don't m a l e.
Of course.

Speaker 7 (37:53):
Yeah, I appreciate that, and I actually believe it or not.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
You're like a psychic.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
Today coming up in the news, we have a serious
news story involving involving the scrotum.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
The old nutcase.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
Yes, satchel uh, the scrotum and.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Spy work. Wow.

Speaker 7 (38:17):
Yeah, like real legit, not fake James Bond stuff. Right,
we actually have scrotums in the news. It is the
male scrotum. Is there a female scrotum?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
No? No, I referred to it as the male bag.
Oh yeah, females.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
Don't have a scrotum.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
I'm surprised you don't demand one, much like the orgasm demand.
If you have one, we get one too.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Okay, all right, calm down, let's see now, Oh this
is really inside. Okay, sometimes these male these these get
really obscure. This is from clint He writes from the
Journal of Women.

Speaker 8 (38:57):
Have that very help, and it's not as hard to
find as you think.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
You're exactly right.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
This is a very short letter. You'll notice that from
the Journal of Josh's loath of listener emails. This is
from Clintons, I mentioned, he writes, and this is the whole,
the entire letter is this follows Today I enjoyed a
nice little piece of chocolate cake on my dusty little plate.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Raymond Carver esque.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
That's referencing a moment on the show. And I don't
think I really can't recreate it. But referencing a moment
on the program.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
It's been on social media.

Speaker 11 (39:36):
It's actually blowing up on our Josh had a salad
plate at his house and then you said it was
probably dusty.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
I didn't ask, I just I was just saying before Thanksgiving,
if you use, if you use, we have we have
these regular what if you call it?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Every day?

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, I asked what you call that? And Tom said, dusty? Yeah,
what do you call those?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Small?

Speaker 7 (40:01):
Can't we can't recreate the moment you did, But.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
Yeah, we have what are you say for dinner plates
and salad plates?

Speaker 7 (40:09):
But we have these giant plates that we use once
a year charger the changers, but every year I always
they won't.

Speaker 8 (40:17):
You can't even use it on the plate you put
it on, but you.

Speaker 7 (40:20):
Can't use you there. They've been sitting for a year,
so you got to put them in the dishwasher. And
to put them in the dishwasher, you've got to raise
the top thing because they're so huge, you know what
I'm saying, they won't fit in a normal anyway. So
that's how we got the dusty the Dusty Dishes. I
wanted to do a real quick update. This involves the
song we were talking about the other day, Baby It's
Cold Outside.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
A good one.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
You may recall there was It was a controversy in
twenty eighteen, which you might call the height of the
me too movement. A station I want to say in Cleveland, Ohio,
I think it was Cleveland they it was they pulled
the song baby It's Cold Outside.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
It was.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
The station was called Star Yeah, Star one oh two
in Cleveland. They removed the song from their playlist. They
thought it was inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Great job there. People the world.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
It had been labeled. It had been labeled the date
rape anthem, with lyrics such as say what's in this drink?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Et cetera, et cetera?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Boom alcohol exactly? That was just what it was, booze.

Speaker 7 (41:25):
And we found out the other day that the song
had been written kind of as a joke between this
man and uh it was a Frank Lesser.

Speaker 8 (41:33):
Yeah and his wife and they would do it. Yeah,
and then John Legend and Kelly Clarkson felt like they
had to redo it.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
That's a great song. And then even I wanted to
see if it was still banned. So I did a
bunch of research yesterday and there are still a handful
of stations that are playing it. But a station in
San Francisco had their audience vote and they voted to
put it back on. So the song is back on
in San Francisco and I'm sure many other places. So
feel free. But now, Pat, you you have your friend

(42:03):
Frank Sinatra here with us.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
Yeah, we all love the Dean Martin version, but I
think Frank Sinatra says it past. His version is just incredible.
Let's do that for them. Christy start us off, Darlin.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
I really can't stay first.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Thank you, Frank. We don't even need the we don't
need the company. I said, well, we'll pay you on
your way out the door. Coming up, speaking of music,
great musician, it's going to be joining us. Mister Edwin
McCain will be stopping by along with Joey Chestnut will
be our guest today, comedian Al Jackson, and are Shoeing
of the Week winner Dan Frederick. I'll remind you real quick.
Go to bobintom dot com slash contest get your NFL

(42:40):
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Lee this week or oh I get to pick it again.

Speaker 7 (44:14):
Oh yeah, we've got chicks picks post that. We can
always grab those if we want. I don't know why
we were talking about this yesterday, but we were talking
about those saws they used to take off casts. Yeah,
you were talking about that, and I was always wondering
how they didn't like slice your arm off.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Got a letter about it.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
I've been listening for years, writes Angie from Rio Grande, Ohio.
Oh so it's apparently north of the river.

Speaker 8 (44:42):
Yeah, yes, yeah, that's kind of unexpected, she goes.

Speaker 7 (44:47):
We've worked for years in the orthopedic division. I've cut
off thousands of casts. The saw blade is barely sharp
enough to cut through the cast itself, let alone go
through your leg or your arm. We actually take it
on our own arm to show people that it won't
cut them. The blade moves back and forth in a
sawing motion, but the actual blade isn't are sharp, So well,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
I just think it's more about the vibration in that case.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
And I believe they have circular saws now that have
a They have some of them that you can stick
your finger in.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
It'll blade'll stop.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
Well let's try, Yeah, yeah, let's I'll trust the booklets.

Speaker 7 (45:23):
Yeah that I keep my fingers as far away from
the blade as I can.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Now.

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If you'd like to write us a letter, it's Bob
and Tom at bobintom dot com. But we closed up
our segment, or do you I.

Speaker 8 (45:35):
Have one from Carrie in Iowa. She listened to listen
to an older recording of the show and came across
I don't know if you remember this, but Chick was
talking about using a potato to get rid of a warp.
Do you remember talking about that? She said, Well, my
grandmother swore by this old wives tale. I had a
ward on my knee. She made me rub half a
cut potatoes, spin around, throw the potato. A few weeks

(45:57):
later it fell off.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Weird.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
It's the spinning around that doesn't like a qualified scientists
will tell you.

Speaker 8 (46:06):
He said, it never came back.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
All right.

Speaker 8 (46:08):
You know some of these old wives tales.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Okay, old wives not dumb. No, yeah, they know a lot,
a lot of knowledge.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
A lot of dumb ones there too, though. Well you're
skeptical of all this stuff, of course? Yes, okay, very good.
I'll be more mindful of.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yes, please do That.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
Was the term yesterday. Also, we have some Christmas requests.
But right now we'll check into the sports page with
Jeffrey Osky over there sitting in for chick Meke.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (46:33):
Oh, you're gonna love this Los Angeles Sparks card. Sarah
Ashley Barker took on an internet troll on the court
in defense of the w NBA.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
All right.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
According to al dot Com, the former Alabama star was
half of a one on one game against a social
media booster and internet troll identified as Anthony Any idea
what a social media booster is.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
It's influencer, I would have.

Speaker 7 (46:59):
Said in the same huh and all right, it's some
jackass that has no business being having anyone read their material.

Speaker 11 (47:05):
Well, this jackass said, I really don't think there's a
single w NBA player who can beat me in basketball. Well,
she went on to beat him eleven to two in
the matchup that was shared online. After trouncing the troll,
Miss Barker said, need you to tell the camera that
you're sorry to the WNBA and you're sorry to.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
All the women.

Speaker 11 (47:27):
Yeah, he concedes, saying I've got nothing but respect for
the w NBA. They know what they're doing. They're the
best at what they do. They deserve all the respect.

Speaker 9 (47:37):
Well.

Speaker 7 (47:38):
Well, well, the beauty of this is all of this
guy's friends will never let him live this down. Gets trounced. Yeah,
of course he did, because they're incredibly skilled.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yes, I think this guy knew that. You think, yeah, yeah,
you want to be humiliated and embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Oh maybe maybe there are men who like that, or
a great way to meet great way to meet her
if you wanted Yeah, it's the one.

Speaker 8 (48:07):
And everybody's talking about him, boosts his numbers on his
social media.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Oh yeah, and she.

Speaker 7 (48:11):
Was a uh star in Alabama.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
And what I thought was funny was the name of
the The website is a a l dot com right,
And it reminded me of the Gary Golman piece.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
I love that comedian Gary Goldman, where she talks. He talked,
there's a you can find it online. He talks about
how they whatever, it was forty years ago. They had
to give all all of the states had to have
two letter identifiers. Yes for the post office. Sure, and
he's got it. I can't recreate it. It's brilliant. If

(48:47):
you had a chance, google Gary Golman, a former tight end.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Where was he? Boston?

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Boston College? Great guy.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
It's a long show.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
No no, no, no, no no, it is a long show.
It's four hours shown. We can still do good the
whole time.

Speaker 7 (49:05):
I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan of mister Gollman.
I want people to.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
What you want people to do is google Gary Gollman
states the factoid you know about.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Him, A many factors. He's taller than you, has more hair.
I want to hear more. Sure, we have more sporting news.
What do you got over there?

Speaker 11 (49:23):
Well, we have a Guinness World Record. A dog named
Ozzy is officially in the record books for having the
world's longest tongue on a dog. According to the Guinness
World Record, the French and Bold masstiff mix from Oklahoma
as a tongue that measures seven point eighty three inches long,
beating the previous record of five inches being shattered.

Speaker 7 (49:46):
We have the picture of this doggie. By the way,
I took out a word in this story. I don't
know why they always do this. It said, the world's
record for the longest tongue on a dog parentheses living.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
They always do that.

Speaker 8 (50:00):
Yeah, but because you're not going to measure a dog's
tongue of it's dead, are you.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
I guess they mean there may have been a dog
in nineteen, you know whatever forty that was.

Speaker 14 (50:09):
Oh right, Yeah, it's just so depressing.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
And as we know, all dogs when they do die,
they go to have of course they do guarantee, of course.

Speaker 11 (50:18):
Ozzie's owner Angela Picks, said the family was delightfully surprised
to find out their dog was a record holder. They'd
brought him in for a routine nail trim and his
veterinarians took the opportunity to measure his giant tongue from
the end of a snout to the tip.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
You have a better picture than that. That one is.

Speaker 7 (50:36):
They're showing the dog from three thousand feet away.

Speaker 8 (50:38):
Dog.

Speaker 11 (50:38):
He has always had a tongue that sticks out of
his mouth, she said, ever since he was born. But
there's nothing medically wrong with him. We had him looked
at a couple times by a vet. There's no dental
issues or anything. It's just abnormally awkwardly log.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
Yeah, I can't keep it all in his mouth.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
It's always hanging out of his mind.

Speaker 11 (50:58):
Oh god, I loved him the cartoon. They would roll
up like a fruit, roll up and then the tongue
would like roll out of the mouth.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
Oh yeah, have a holy joy, Chris. I'm just singing
until we get the other picture here. But cute little guy,
not that little actually.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, long old tongue.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
But his name is Ozzie. I'm surprised they didn't go
with Jeane. Yeah, oh right, Geene Simmons, Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
His brother, his dog brother would be paw Stanley. Get
it a paw Stanley.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I heard you.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
Wow, great audience talking about talking to a can of
paint over there reference his favorite band I Get Nothing.
Coming up, Edwin McCain is going to be joining as
the great singer and songwriter.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Uh, there you go. Look at theres a picture that
Look at that tongue it drops down below his neck.
Well it looks whoa, that looks disgusting. Yeah, Josh, if.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
You had the old picture you get a tongue like that,
you could lap up the gravy.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
It also says here he has the world record for
the happiest balls.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
On a dog.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
One lick and he gets to the center of the
of the TUTSI pop, man, what a sweet guy.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
What he got? Coming up from the news desk.

Speaker 8 (52:19):
Coming up, we have a cat proof Christmas tree. We
have a Faberge pendant. In the news. Yesterday we talked
about the Faberge egg. Now we have a pendant in
a very weird place. And smelling your own farts might
be good for you. We'll talk about that.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Weird story. Yeah yeah, does that have to be your own?

Speaker 8 (52:41):
I would think yes.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
Cape just wondering this is and it's in the medical realm,
it would be very odd. Be very odd if your
doctor said, well, go smell your wife's ask good morning
right now. Sorry, you'll see what it's a medical thing.

Speaker 10 (52:57):
Uh.

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Speaker 2 (54:36):
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Speaker 9 (55:06):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
We're joined by a favorite of ours. You know, we
have to behave we have a guest in the studio. Yeah,
well I don't know about that. Dam Are you a
meat eater? Yes?

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Okay, good because I'm gonna send you a case of
Omaha Steaks right on. Yeah, but I was explained every
Christmas this is one of my favorite gifts because like
my brothers, for example, live in different places than I
do by choice.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
And uh but I'll send them mistakes. But you got
to the trick is you got to make sure they're home. Okay,
you know, so, hey, John, are you gonna be in Florida?
A You're gonna be in Michigan. You don't want to
send them because the stakes they last a while, but
they're not gonna last forever on the porch.

Speaker 15 (55:44):
Yeah, some drunk and raccoon is gonna shut up run
off with them.

Speaker 7 (55:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So I'll find out what your schedule
is uh, are you doing some road work?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Are you just hanging out?

Speaker 15 (55:54):
So I went up to Chicago a couple of nights
ago to do a benefit for the Concussion Foundation, and
we did it at Billy Corgan's place in Holland Park,
and I exercised my superpower of embarrassing myself in front
of extremely famous people.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
It's like my superpowers.

Speaker 15 (56:16):
I can say the exact wrong thing in front of
famous people. And Billy Corgan has now joined the list.
Oh yeah, of someone.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I've completely said something stupid in front of So sorry, Billy,
trust can you repeat him yet?

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Well?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
No, he was just being nice. He didn't know who
I was.

Speaker 15 (56:33):
He came there after I had played or whatever, and
so he was totally being nice. I was leaving, I
was saying thank you, and he he literally was like, yeah,
I heard, I heard a lot of good things about
your guitar playing, which tells me he doesn't know anything
about me, because no one's ever said anything nice about
my guitar playing. And all I had to say was
thanks man and just leave. Not this guy.

Speaker 16 (56:55):
I was like, well, I'm actually known as more of
a singer. And then and then it was this pregnant
Pauls where he's just staring at me and I'm just
staring at him, and I was like.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Okay, I'll see you later. God, I now.

Speaker 15 (57:12):
Add that to the list of the things that while
I'm brasing my teeth in the morning, staring in the mirror,
and I have to go, oh God, you said that.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
It's amazing. Those moments cringe moments. All remember them from
forty years ago.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
Yeah, we all have them.

Speaker 15 (57:25):
But now you know, I'm just like, who's next, Who's
going to be next? Somebody here in this room today,
I feel probably good. Yeah, I look forward to Vind
McCain is a distinguished singer.

Speaker 7 (57:37):
Song right if you're not familiar with his work, number
one song a few years back, which is I think
more than Billy Corgan can.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Say, No, it was probably I think it was three.
It was four or three or four?

Speaker 15 (57:49):
You know who it knows my middle son, because he
doesn't let me get by with any fibbing.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Really, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 15 (57:55):
He actually ran into my room he's like, hey, you
know how your song was like the longest in the
longest running in the hot one hundred just got beats,
Like yeah, they got like a tab open or something
on his computer. I was like, thanks, buddy, like.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
A Google search.

Speaker 7 (58:11):
When you drop from one to two, I'll be very famous.
Song I did. Billy Corgan and the Smashing Pumpkins have
a number one.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I'm sure.

Speaker 15 (58:22):
I imagine I would have to say, like without vereor contradiction,
that he was probably as culturally significant as an artist
in the nineties as anyone. Right, And so he just
came off of like a three night run at one
of the opera houses in Chicago where they did one
hundred pieces one hundred piece orchestra and opera, and they

(58:48):
all of his music and it was sold out for
three Yeah. If they don't have a number one, they
at least have fifteen. Right, just read that the Smashing
Pumpkins band name. I always thought it was, Hey.

Speaker 7 (59:01):
That's funny from Halloween smash. Apparently he says no, it's
he was over in England and someone said, well, that's
a smashing Pumpkin. It takes all the fun out of it.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Corgan will occasionally take all the fun out of things.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Interviews.

Speaker 15 (59:18):
Okay, I saw, I saw he's actually kind of experiencing
a bit of a reckoning because he said that part
of that him sort of being prickly was there inside
joke and him kind of pulling an Andy Kaufman on people.
But now he's got this reputation for and he's not
really late.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
He's a lovely, lovely guy.

Speaker 15 (59:36):
Oh good, good, but he but he's had to kind
of backtrack that a little bit. And I totally get
that because we used to do stupid stuff like that
in our twenties, Like everybody in the band would give
me a word that I had to work into an interview,
and they would be it would be ridiculous, like I'd
be in there, but it couldn't be non secretary. It
had to go with the flow, and it was. And
if I didn't get their word in, how you owed

(59:56):
them twenty bucks? And so yeah, there were a lot
of times where I'm sure people were like, what's up
with this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Is?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Comparing his music to a washing machine?

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
And what is Bill dography?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Why did you mention?

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
What does still doography have to do with songwriting? The
man I was tearing up during his tune. Have we
covered the sports page? Oh yeah, we're done? Okay, good good,
let's move over to the news desk. The silent Insurance
News desk with Christy Lee. See what's going on. Then
we'll get a song if we can out of mister McCain.

Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
What have you got to It's the holidays and we're
all gearing up for Christmas. We have a couple of
Christmas stories for you today. If you have attack, attack,
if you have a cat that's attacking your Christmas tree.
There is a British company out there selling the so
called cat proof Christmas Tree. Argo's half Tree only features
the top half of an artificial Christmas tree, which the
company said is perfect for keeping bobbles, bows and bells

(01:00:50):
out of reach of curious, crawling kids or your cat's
playful Pause. Now we all know cats can jump into
a tree, so I don't know how this is going
to revenge.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
It's just the upper half of the tree and then
there's essentially a pole.

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
They added that the six foot tall tree also provides
plenty of room to stack presents underneath. I don't look ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Um, okay, so you could make one of these.

Speaker 8 (01:01:21):
I just don't put your.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Tree, put the tree out.

Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
Then just take some cut cut cutting tool and cut
off the bottom half of the tree. It's gonna look ridiculous.
Do we have a photograph of this thing?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
If your cat wants to get at the ornaments.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
It will, that's right, it'll jump there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
You're almost better off having them at the bottom. So
when you bat them off and that's it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
And they don't knock your whole Look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
They got.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
They got stacks and stacks of presents. Now the cattle
just climb up there and it doesn't look terrible. Guys
think it looks terrible, Yeah, terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
It works. It's almost like a Christmas tree, palm tree.

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
Yeah, oh, I see, that's a good point, or a
stripper pool Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Dude. I mean they could do that.

Speaker 15 (01:02:10):
Every time I see something like this, I think there
was like a you know, there was a meeting.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
There was a meeting.

Speaker 15 (01:02:14):
There was a people around a table and somebody went,
you know, I have an idea and they all went, yes.

Speaker 8 (01:02:22):
What's up? Set you back? Do we know the price
point on that thing?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
It was not expensive. Better be a third of a
Christmas tres.

Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
A Christmas tree farm in New Jersey is making news.
They're under fire for spray painting for trees. Wykoff's Christmas
Tree calls itself New Jersey's original colored tree farm. They
offer trees in nine different shades pink, purple, dark blue,
light blue, blue, turquoise, magenta, red, and black.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
These are real, they're not fake tree.

Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
Well it may be the twelve time winner of the
New Jersey Christmas Tree growers Association's Grand Champion a war.
Not everyone is a fan of this rainbow grove, According
to the New York Post, one social media user complained
that the farm is spraying poison everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, don't poison the trees. Were going to
cut it down.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
They're okay, there's a photograph. They're they're very odd looking.

Speaker 15 (01:03:16):
Come over here, it's his little nick I got blue, magenta, purple.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
I called this one spruce. Springsteen is from Jersey. You know, God,
I think I do look kind of cool.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
I have to.

Speaker 8 (01:03:33):
I mean, if you do.

Speaker 7 (01:03:34):
The I'm from Hoboken. I gave my three a spray.

Speaker 8 (01:03:36):
Tand if you do the themed Christmas tree deal, it's perfect.

Speaker 15 (01:03:41):
Have you ever thought that your Christmas tree wasn't quite
flammable enough?

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
What is the flocking is?

Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
The yeah, flocking is when you just spray that white
stuff on it. So what looks like snow.

Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
So what's the trick to that? Do you have to
you have to do that before you put the ornaments
on it?

Speaker 9 (01:03:59):
I think so, yeah, yeah, I know that's gone, so
you know kind of you.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
Know why tinsel was gone. Do you have a dog.
If you have a dog and your dog eats tincil,
I have been there. Your dog will eat the tinsil,
and then about a day later you're doing this surgical
procedure where you're uh, did your mother.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
Or your father spend hours putting those little ice every year?

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Furious if you didn't do them one at a times.

Speaker 15 (01:04:35):
And the little bubble lights, oh yeah, they got to
be the temperature of the sun.

Speaker 8 (01:04:44):
I have one of those night lights, the bubble light
night light. I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
I love it. If your dog eats the well, the
same thing street you sidewalk chalk. Yeah, if your dog
eats the sidewalk chalk, and then a couple of days
later you've got these rainbow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Turns all over you.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
But yeah, this the I I recall this sort of
dangling thing from the Golden retriever, dangling by a little
bit of silver.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
We no longer do the I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
Know any I haven't seen a tree with I called
them icicles. Yeah to me, you could still wrap you
know that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
I haven't seen.

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
Yeah, I think it's going on in fashion. I think
so some some of the tinsel King of Hoboken.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
How about that happened? I don't have anymore. How about
pop popcorn strings that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I've never actually seen it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:32):
I have never seen that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Should I take that back? We did it in elementary
school once.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
We're huge mistake.

Speaker 15 (01:05:37):
It was like all day and everybody either they made
us do it with cranberries and you end up like
with holes all in the hand giante.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
The next year we ended up green and red construction
paper strips with the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Labor.

Speaker 15 (01:05:58):
I love telling my children stories like this because they
just they they look at me like like we were
suffering abuse, you know, like they had they had us
locked in a cave making popcorn.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Oh, I wanted to do the popcorn thing you did?
That was? I mean when I was a kid, we
did it one time.

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
Doesn't the popcorn fall apart?

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:06:20):
It was smelled awful. Yeah yeah, so younger brother would
eat one and get sick. Now are you doing I
we have a real tree in the living room.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Then we've got a bunch of fake ones in other places,
But do you have a real tree or a fake one?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Not anymore?

Speaker 15 (01:06:35):
So we we had real trees for a while and uh,
and then one year my wife got this great idea
that we should go out to our farm and cut
a tree down and do it like super old school.
And then the tree the kids picked was a cedar tree,
and they don't have you ever been around a cedar tree.

(01:06:57):
You might as well just go over to a bush
and cut down a briar bush, because you're gonna be
cut up in bloody caused or trees are gnarly. And
the kids called that tree the big prick I did
after that, we've had a fake tree ever since.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
I did that once and it was a freezing cold
and you have to lie down under the tree and
they give you a relatively dull saw. And what I
didn't think of was all the stuff falling into my
eyes from the tree. So and gets it that sa
I was getting old gum up from the sap And yeah,
that's a one time only.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
It was a fun family thing to do once.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
Yeah, but I still have real trees.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
I've been going to the same tree place for I
don't know, thirty plus years whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
But I like having the real tree.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Yeah, and then just before we go on our trip,
the thing is crispy and ready to come.

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
Down, and somebody takes it down for you while you're
on vacation. That's a nice thing.

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
Now I've taken it down.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
On the cache, Christy, I have helped.

Speaker 8 (01:08:03):
I think next year we're going to do a real tree.
My husband's roll into that. Now we have a space
we can put one.

Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
But it is a great family event. But I'm sure
now that I think about it. My my youngest, they
were so they don't even remember. They were so little.
They were they were sitting in the in the snowmobile freezing.
I'm on the ground. This is a tradition We're gonna
do forever. But I like to support the tree farm.
So if you're gonna do that, I'm just saying, where

(01:08:32):
take your goggles from? Take your swimming goggles and a
face electric Oh, I mean what else? What other goggles
do I have goggles?

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
But there you're then it's gonna fly in from the
sides of the swimming goggles at least to protectorizing face.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Do you do you?

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
I mean you're not gonna look ridiculous with a face
mask on and swimming gogs, lie down on the snow
with a crappy saw alone cut through as you're cursing.

Speaker 8 (01:09:02):
Your own song.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
I didn't think too.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
I thought that was part of the deal. There's there's
two hundred bucks. Now you're gonna drag me out there
and attract or to freeze to death. But I highly
recommended it was fun.

Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
Just that sounds great.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
Yeah, I don't want to I want I want to
encourage people to support all the Christmas tree farmers.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Of course, it's a it's a fun thing as opposed
to the you know, factory in Japan where there's a
river full of some kind of toxic waste. So you
can have a nice, nice holiday pre lit tree.

Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
Gosh, I love my pre lit tree.

Speaker 7 (01:09:36):
Okay, Well, I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
I'm sure there's many many kids out there that have
an extra finger because in Japan I don't have to
look at them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Yeah, that just helps the mitten makers.

Speaker 7 (01:09:48):
Do you suppose they wonder, like, what the hell they're
doing in these factories in China? I don't know why
are we doing this?

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
I'll like to think there are TVs everywhere showing up
like us, enjoying the products they're making.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
How about the places for to make those adult toys
that's gotta be Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:10:08):
Wow, there's probably a direct correlation to how much they
wonder to how many of those big nets on the
outside of the building.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
There are what we're doing.

Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
The s ice ten scrolled him today. I'm not coming in.
I told mandra I will not do the size tents
this year. That's on him. Okay, well we have a
guest to the studio. It was very talentedble we're not
letting him do anything. He saw Edwin McCain.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Are you touring at all this winter? I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (01:10:35):
But you have a Christmas album?

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Yeah? That's you know this is this has been the
running joke. So this album.

Speaker 15 (01:10:41):
I did this in like two thousand and nine or something,
and it was universally rejected by every record label in
the country, and so it sat in a on a
hard drive in a in a drawer for years. And
then a few years ago where I was like, don't
we have a Christmas album somewhere? And I dug it
out and I kind of dig it and it was

(01:11:02):
like there there's some really great players on it, and
we kind of did this New Orleans kind of thing
for Christmas record.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
But even my friends don't like.

Speaker 15 (01:11:11):
It, and I like it, and so it's kind of
become this thing. It's like my little misfit toy of
a Christmas record. Like most like eighty percent of the
people that I know that like my music hate this record,
and so it makes it even better for me. I
just and and now it's a running joke because my
daughter loves Michael Bublaze Christmas album.

Speaker 8 (01:11:35):
Yeah, I got I got a side with her on that.
That's a pretty good one.

Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
But is it traditional Christmas songs or do you ever original?

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Yeah, it's all Christmas songs.

Speaker 15 (01:11:42):
Well, there's there's one original that my guitar player Larry wrote,
and then the rest of them are just standard Christmas songs.
But it was you know, I've in Neville's on there
and Eddie Bears is playing drums and this is a
funky Christmas one of them. Well, yeah, maybe I don't
ye put on a pot pot one a pot up
Fusty Frosty is a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Is that the traditional Frosty show?

Speaker 11 (01:12:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
But it's funky, Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:12:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Send us the mpeg.

Speaker 15 (01:12:07):
Yeah, I can send you the two inch reel.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
With all the grease pencil notes on it. Also coming
up the shoeing of the week. In fact, that's up next.
We'll talk about NFL winner and chickspicks. Oh you do?

Speaker 7 (01:12:23):
Okay, and then we're going to talk with professional eater,
the legendary Joey Chestnut will be in the studio. This
plus comedian Al Jackson and uh, mister Edwin McCain is
hanging out with us right now. We are in the
All Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
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Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 17 (01:12:58):
Christy leees looking great today at the Where the heck
are you?

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Yeah? The signel like insurance company should be explain to
our guests.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Whenever you do this, you get lost and thought.

Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
He does a very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Job in Edwin McCain. Sometimes I like to try to
shake it up a little bit for the listener and
for that where I am Yeah, and oftentimes it comes
out awkward and sloppy, but it's life. Yeah, life is awkward,
awkward and sloppy is my favorite thing, you know, Christy,
I go back of the car. I like to think

(01:13:31):
that Pat that Tom thinks it's kind of cute when
I do this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Yeah, it's wobby Sobby.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
It is wabby Sobby. There's Patty got we.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Now I hate this.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Jeff Oske is at the Prize Pig sports desk. We'll
be talking a little football action here in a second
with our guest on the phone. There's Ace Cosby. I
mentioned Edward McCain. He's there with his guitar. Who has
a more expensive guitar or Pat or Edward.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
He's got Johnny cash wood from his farm. Right, Yeah,
this one, this one's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
I want a price. I'm Josh Arnold. I hate Stephens
singer's sidekick chair. And there's Tom Ayi.

Speaker 7 (01:14:15):
Edwin McCain likes coming on our show because he's a
great singer songwriter. We never let him do anything, but
we just talked to him. He's been on the road
doing all kinds of cool stuff. Just at a big
charity event and we're gonna once again not let him
play his fine guitar. Last time I saw Edwin playing,
he was on stage at a beautiful outdoor arena and
saying his great stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
It was terrific. And at one point he goes.

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
Okay, for those of you who don't know who I am,
this next.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
One you'll probably remember. And you went into and thing
I introduced.

Speaker 15 (01:14:40):
That is the only reason I'm not your favorite pizza
delivery guy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
That's such a great song.

Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
Joining us on the phone, we have mister Dan Frederick,
the winner of week thirteen of our Pigskin Picks.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Dan, how are you, sir? All right?

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Well, good now, mister chick McGee is not here today,
so you have the you scare them, Dan got uh.
Let's see fourteen of sixteen correct last week and you
tied a five way tie, but you had all the
tie breakers, so you get to pick against Christy Lee.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Christy what you.

Speaker 8 (01:15:15):
Actually I'm going to use chicks picks, so they're actually
chicks picks, but I'm going to let Dan select the games.
Dance select. Do you have games ready?

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Really?

Speaker 15 (01:15:26):
I pick them all.

Speaker 8 (01:15:28):
So okay, you pick them all? All right? I know
you're I think you're a Browns fan? Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Yes? Born and raised in Cleveland.

Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
Okay, the Browns take on the Titans this week, do
you They are minus three against the Titans. Which do
you pick?

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Definitely the Browns?

Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
Okay, chick, pick the Browns as well.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
I think they're due, you think?

Speaker 7 (01:15:50):
And their new quarterback is going to shine. It's going
to be great.

Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
What about the Bears and Green Bay? They're at definitely
the All right, Chicago, are.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
You going to weigh in?

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Dan?

Speaker 7 (01:16:08):
You need to know that Christie's husband is a huge
Green Bay fan. He even drives up to the game sometimes.

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
She does cheese? Oh he does? Yes, he's got the
cheese hat.

Speaker 7 (01:16:20):
Do they do cheese for all?

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Do they have cheese shirts and underwear? And can you guess?

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Is it only the hat?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Does he have cheesey?

Speaker 9 (01:16:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Cheese slippers would be off?

Speaker 8 (01:16:33):
Yeahs, but still.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
It would be.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
What they call that cheesehead not getting late tonight hat.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
So you oh, you know there's a guy out there
that has insisted on having the cheese head on during
the most intimate of moments.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Oh yeah, it's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Look if I tak it off, Remember they won last
time I wore this.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
I he's in a meeting right now. Chick actually took
the Bears on this one, and he took the Bears
minus seven.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Bears are good.

Speaker 8 (01:17:05):
Yeah, the Bear really good. Right now?

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Your thoughts, Dan?

Speaker 15 (01:17:09):
Yeah, Packers still it's it's at it's at Green Bay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Bean Bay and they always performed in Green Bay.

Speaker 8 (01:17:19):
There you go, Jacksonville and the Colts play this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:17:25):
The Jaguars are getting to So who do you like
in that game?

Speaker 10 (01:17:30):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (01:17:30):
I hate to little against the Colts, but the Jaguars.

Speaker 8 (01:17:34):
Okay, it's taking the jagsplus too, so did Chick.

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
I'm taking the referees after last week. Yeah, the referees.
That was some of the worst officiating I was there
in person. Embarrassing for the NFL.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:17:48):
Yeah, Now you're from Cleveland, Dan, who's your favorite musical
artist out of Cleveland, Ohio?

Speaker 9 (01:17:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
God, so many? I don't know the Raspberries they'd get
actually knows somebody that plays with them today?

Speaker 7 (01:18:08):
What are they still out there?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Because I mean still going all the way? Yeah? Oh
that's that. That first Raspberry's album is brilliant. It's great.
It's a terrific album. There are a lot of great
artists out of Cleveland.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
They really are.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
That's it's hard to pick.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
I'll go there at Carmen, the late Greater Carmen.

Speaker 8 (01:18:31):
Yeah, they all by myself.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Guy, Yeah, oh yeah, but I mean, like I said,
the first Raspberry's album is a genuine classic.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
He went to he went to a Brush High school.
A little bit of a.

Speaker 7 (01:18:43):
For you name after I believe it was Charles Brush
famously invented uh the Brushshman. Well, Dan, congratulations, take so much?

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Oh go, I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:19:01):
Bengals plus six they're taking on the Buffalo Bills at Buffalo.
Who do you like in that game?

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Buffalo?

Speaker 8 (01:19:09):
All right, chick picked the Bengals plus six. We have
a game.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Okay, good, thank you Dan. Okay, Dan's great pleasure, and
have something to say.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
I was just going to ask Dan if he has
any intentions with us five hundred dollars E gift card
from Steven Singer Jewelers. Are you going to buy something
for your sale or do you have a lady in
your life that might want something? My wife and daughter
have ready been lucky. Okay, well that's good, all right,
thanks Dan?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
All right, bye bye. Now I believe.

Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
Do we have time for the song from now? I
understand this is a sing along. We have to participate. Yeah,
you're going to participate. We got all catched up during
the breakulak, ready go all right.

Speaker 15 (01:19:51):
I came home from tour uh and walked in to
my house where everything was just as it was, except
for there was an addition of a chihuahua that I
was not consulted on, and all the little traders were
gathered around him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
His name's Bendito. He speaks Spanish.

Speaker 15 (01:20:11):
So I was for years, just every year I was
coming up with new ways that maybe Bandito could go
somewhere else, you know, and you know, like building great
horned owl boxes out in the backyard, potato cannon and
then you know, I was thwarted at every I took it.

(01:20:33):
I was walking out of the house with him in
the little kennel one night and my wife was like,
where are you going with him?

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
I was like, We're going coyote hunting. Put him back.
I was like all right. And then Christmas rolled around
and I was like, I have I have a perfect idea.
So that's where this song came from. Here we go.
I know that I should be in a good mood.

Speaker 15 (01:20:58):
I should have have a Christmas added dude, but I
just stepped in a tiny pile of poo. Santa needs
a Christmas Chihuahua.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Oh he doesn't, Yes he does. Oh he doesn't, Yes
he does, Oh he doesn't. I'm sure Santa is tired
of all.

Speaker 15 (01:21:18):
The treats, milk and cookies on every street. I bet
he'd love a little bubble eyed treat. Santa needs a
Christmas juhahuah. He does, Yes he does, he does, Yes,
he does.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
He does.

Speaker 15 (01:21:33):
He loves me, he hates me, and I never know when.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
I give him bacon and belly scratches.

Speaker 15 (01:21:43):
But he still won't be my friend. He will love
it up in the North Pole. He shivers any wait,
so he might as well be cold singing This song
will never get old. Santa needs Christmas touahwa.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
No he does, Yes he does, he doesn't, Yes he does,
he doesn't.

Speaker 15 (01:22:12):
This is the last verse. He'll leave lots of presents
before he's gone, Tiny little paw prints in the snowy lawn.

Speaker 12 (01:22:25):
Santa lay yamara oompochito rat Tom Sama needs a Christmas
to wah wah.

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
Edwin McCay ladies and gentlemen. That was great. I think
this could be that could be a hit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Very nice. Yes, let's hope.

Speaker 7 (01:22:52):
So coming up, we've got we'll get some more stuff
out of Edwin, find out what his plans are for
the holiday season, plus mister Joey nut World Champion eater,
and a couple of years ago in this show, we
actually ate some chestnuts because yeah, we'd been hearing about
them in the song for years and years, just have
never actually eaten one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
We hated them.

Speaker 8 (01:23:13):
Yeah, I'm not care for.

Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
Yeah, it's one of those things that's great to sing about,
but when it comes to eating them, maybe we had
the wrong recipe. I'm not sure we'll solve these and
other of the world's problems when we returned to the
Oreilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
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Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
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Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
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Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
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Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
God one's there. Hello, Josh Jeff Ooski across the way
at the prize picked sports desk. That's right, there's Ace Cosby.
I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
We're having a great day already because we're joined by
one of our favorite people and we have another one
of our favorite people coming in soon.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
Well, I wanted to be overwhelmed by a favorite people
or blessed.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
It'll be good.

Speaker 7 (01:24:22):
Yeah, that would include the singer and songwriter and a comedian.
Really in my Edwin McCain has joined us here in
the studio and we're looking forward to hearing a song.
But you mentioned that you did a Christmas album that
no one likes.

Speaker 15 (01:24:37):
It was summarily rejected by everyone, and at the time
I was like, I guess we shouldn't put it out,
And now it's like a I'm planting my flag of defiance.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
I was like, you know what. You can hate it
if you want to.

Speaker 15 (01:24:50):
I like my cris So can we get our hands? Yeah,
it's on Spotify and you can stream it all you
want to.

Speaker 7 (01:24:55):
Yeah. Do you want to sample a little bit of
it here?

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
Yeah? This is this? Is this the Frosty the Snowman song?

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:25:04):
Yeah, okay, so this will be familiar with it reimagined. Okay, okay,
And is there a band with you?

Speaker 15 (01:25:08):
And oh yeah it's Ivan Neville and Eddie Bears and
a bunch of my guys and uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
Let's give it a listen and be kind rate a record.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Oh, here we go, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 13 (01:25:31):
A Frosty the Snowman was a jelly, happy soul.

Speaker 10 (01:25:37):
We're the corn cop by pound of.

Speaker 13 (01:25:39):
Button nose and two eyes made out of cold. A
Frosty the Snowman was a fairy tale. They say he
was made of snow, but the children now we came.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
To life one day.

Speaker 13 (01:25:54):
The must have been some maddick in that old silk
cap they found.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
When they placed it on his head, he began to
dance around of the snow Man was alive as.

Speaker 13 (01:26:09):
He could be, and the children saying hellabably just the
same as you and me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
That is, you know, I'm I'm a huge horn.

Speaker 15 (01:26:21):
Take No, it's got the whole it's got the whole
New Orleans funk thing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
People people don't like my friends. I get that, but
the first I have.

Speaker 15 (01:26:35):
Like, so, I think people were kind of used to
me singing, you know, staring in my belly button, singing
acoustic music, and then all of a sudden it's like,
what is this?

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
No, it's good, dude's great. Yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 15 (01:26:46):
And so now I'm like, my daughter loves Michael Boublay,
and I'm like, I put my record on and she'll
put a back Boublay back on.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
And I got this.

Speaker 15 (01:26:54):
I'm battling for my daughter's attention with Michael bou Blay.

Speaker 7 (01:26:58):
Oh yeah, I said to my nine year old the
other day, you know, you know hard, I said, you're
I'm the coolest dad at the school, right and she
just looks someone No, So okay, I guess you know,
you've been on stage and for the thousands of people,
and your kids aren't impressed.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
They couldn't care any less. Oh gosh.

Speaker 15 (01:27:19):
I pulled up to the middle school when I was
dropping my daughter off, and of course I was on
a first name basis with the principal because the other
two had already been through there.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
And so I pulled up and.

Speaker 15 (01:27:30):
I was like, hey, Jordan, Jordan, this one's the good one,
this one's the good one. That she walked right past
him and went, no promises. We're speaking with Edwin McCain,
a very fine singer. Storngwrider is the whole Christmas album
that kind of Orleans funk fans, a whole on, full
on New Orleans take on on on Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:27:51):
Did you do any of the heavier serious ones?

Speaker 15 (01:27:53):
No, it's all lighthearted, all right, Yeah, the whole thing
is what's it called.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
It's it's called Merry Christmas, Baby nice.

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
And it has but no one's put it out technically.

Speaker 15 (01:28:03):
Well it's out. Yeah, it's on Spotify. It's everything. But
we we we were not. We have no professional endorsements.
This is a purely this is a I've got I
went rogue and uh, this is an independent.

Speaker 7 (01:28:17):
When you have you done a Christmas show where you
do any of them live?

Speaker 15 (01:28:20):
So we had we've been talking about doing a big
Christmas show and like doing dressing it all up and
doing a whole big band thing. So that's been in
conversation and I've gotten, you know, four venues that want
to do it, but.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
It's a huge undertaking.

Speaker 15 (01:28:34):
Yeah, I mean we were talking about twenty pieces on
stage and then the full on lighting and all the
costuming and all that stuff. So that that is that
is something we've been talking about. But I'm extremely lazy,
So we'll see if that actually ever comes to pass.

Speaker 7 (01:28:50):
If you if you had to pick your top five
Christmas songs that you like to hear, not necessarily you'd
like to cover, do you have a five that you
really like?

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Not top five?

Speaker 15 (01:28:59):
Well, I'm you know, if you put on the Bing
Crosby Christmas record, that entire just whatever. For whatever reason,
I grew up with that one. That's like about the
newer stuff. That's the standard for me though. The Being
I mean, I just I listened to that Bing Crosby
Christmas record every time because you can tell on the

(01:29:21):
first side of the record, Being's like he's on it,
he got there, and then the second half of the
record he's kind of half in the bag and the
Sweeney sisters are kind of picking up.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
The slack and It's my favorite thing is you can.

Speaker 15 (01:29:34):
Feel the progression of the day because I promise you
they recorded that album in one day, like being rolled
in there at nine am and walked out at four.

Speaker 7 (01:29:44):
And you always read about when they record these records,
it's never at Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Oh no, when we made it, it was July.

Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
Yeah, so they and sometimes you'll read about it. They'll
be in Los Angeles and they'll bring in fake snow
and preaches to get everybody kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
In the mood. We didn't have that kind of budget.

Speaker 7 (01:30:00):
What are your favorite Christmas And I love that one
this Christmas that Donnie Hathaway.

Speaker 9 (01:30:05):
Mine is, uh that's a good one. I like the
fairy Tale in New York by the Pogues. That's great,
that's my favorite. Yeah, really not a standard, but uh no, excellent.

Speaker 8 (01:30:14):
Eda James Santa Baby can he be Mine?

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Is necking Coal? Yeah? Yeah, those are all good. Yeah. Yeah. Jeffrey, Oh,
I uh, I don't know. Do you like Christmas music? No?

Speaker 11 (01:30:30):
I don't care for Yeah, I could do without it
all love it? Yeah, you're kidding me.

Speaker 15 (01:30:34):
You watch those YouTube videos of the Grant scaring little kids. Yeah,
I love Christmas. I just I don't like that music.
I was driving me nuts in the store the other day.

Speaker 11 (01:30:47):
Well, if you work in a store, obviously, yeah you
get to hear uh you real quick. I want to
give Pat Godwin some props. So Spotify every year releases
like they tell you what your top listeners were, who
you listen to the most, And a listener posted his
top artist was Pat Godwin this year on their Spotify

(01:31:10):
number two head East, number three afro Man, and number
four Crystal Dale Crystal Jale.

Speaker 15 (01:31:23):
I was about to say that guy wins the widest
range of music.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
That's amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:31:28):
But also you gotta love a guy like that because
he embraces his own opinions. Yeah, and we live in
a culture where everyone's afraid to go well I really
like this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
No, you're not supposed to. So that's a great life. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:31:41):
So Pat was number one on this guy's Spotify listen
Dale right, natural woman?

Speaker 7 (01:31:46):
No, that was Carol Okay. Crystal Gale is one Dale
long hair to the floor. She has the song Don't
Make My Brown Eyes Blue? And she's what she's related
to what she like Loretta Lynn's sister, Yeschester gotcha, Yeah,
she's does she still have hair down.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
To the floor. Well, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
So I had her confused with Carol King.

Speaker 8 (01:32:09):
Okay, yeah, so my daughter did that Aba, who's twenty seven,
and they said her listener age based on her playlist
eighty four four, because eighty four she has. I asked
her about it. I go, why is it eighty four?
And she said, I have a playlist and I play
every single morning that has all these old standards, Frank

(01:32:31):
Sinatra and everything. So the Spotify people think that she's
like eighty four.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Ah wow, Yeah interesting that.

Speaker 7 (01:32:39):
If I bet if we did it for this group
the youngest, they'd think chick would be chick.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Yeah, he listens to more new music than any of us. Yeah,
I'd be in there, high nineties. Mine just says dead.

Speaker 8 (01:32:55):
I'm the only I never do that. I'm not on Spotify.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Okay, so I've never done the I know it's a
big social media thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
You post.

Speaker 8 (01:33:02):
Yeah, right, it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Might be Paul Kathan for you, right, Pulk Coffin maybe yeah, oh,
your favorite artist, maybe Whiskey Myers.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
I don't know. Maybe I'll do it just to see.

Speaker 8 (01:33:14):
But I am an Apple Music. I just downloaded the
Christmas album, and I'm gonna listen to it later today.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
I make no guarantees.

Speaker 7 (01:33:20):
Okay, we're gonna add to the mix here. We're gonna
bring in famous I guess legendary eater. He is Joey Chestnut.
We'll talk with Joey see with the latest is. I've
got a couple of questions for him, the champ.

Speaker 15 (01:33:34):
I have some questions too, because I'm one hundred percent
sure that we were on an M w R tour together,
but I'm not. I can't get full confirmation of that.
We'll gotta see if he remembers. We'll get it in person.
We'll get you to play one of your songs at
some point this morning. I know you love coming out
of shows. I went in the shut I've got a
plane again.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Maybe you could do I'll eat No.

Speaker 15 (01:33:56):
I'm happy with with planting my flag with Crispin Chuahwa.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
So that was awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:34:02):
It we were talking about. There's a great commercial right now.
I'm sure you've seen it because you watch football, the
one with the three old ladies in the bench and
they order through Amazon. It's a commercial for Amazon, and
they order, they order the seats for them and they go.
They show them sledding down the hill and they're playing
in the background. What is it they're playing in My

(01:34:23):
Life by John Lennon. It's it's not the Beatles. It's
an instrumental version. It's really sweet. But I one of
one of these days someone's going to approach you about
one of your big songs and say, hey, let's make
this a commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Listen.

Speaker 15 (01:34:35):
For years, I've been daring the auto makers like they're
missing their big chance, like Greatest Van of your Life,
I mean, and I'm right there, I mean there there.
I'm almost out of the mini van phase. But I
could still do this commercial like you picture it, like
the sliding door slides up and there I am singing

(01:34:56):
Greatest Van of your Life. Or you could do hot
Dogs Kid oh piece.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 15 (01:35:05):
Once you get to fifty five, Shame's not a component
in my life. I'll whatever, bring it on. I'll wear
a I'll wear a tutu. We can say we can
do this Toyota Forward, Dodge dignity, Damn yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
I got I got teenagers. They're so expensive.

Speaker 15 (01:35:23):
Everybody everybody has teenjer It doesn't matter what humiliating thing
you're doing for money.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Everybody on Earth goes, yeah, you had to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
I remember we were talking with Peter Frampton once and
he had just released I Forget. It was like a
quadraphonic something remix of his great live album and he goes, hey,
look I got kids to.

Speaker 15 (01:35:45):
College, and like, it's never like. My daughter just had
a flat tire. Oh, she had a flat tire. She
said she hit a pothole. Well, I said, I'm getting
all this on the phone. The guy at the shop
is like, it if she hit a pothole. I mean,
that's the biggest pothole in this The rims got a dent.

(01:36:08):
She bent the a arm. It needs new struts. I
was like okay.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
I was like, hey, honey, will you gotta take a
picture of that pothole for me because that's the Grand Canyon. Yeah.
I just I just had a so called this is
gonna sound.

Speaker 7 (01:36:21):
I had to have a rim job on my my
teenage daughter's car.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
I mean you should.

Speaker 15 (01:36:27):
I feel like we need to bring back those big
swamper tires for teenage cars because otherwise they're just gonna
they destroy rims and curbs and.

Speaker 7 (01:36:35):
Mailboxes, and the bumper sticker on the back isn't enough.
They need to have a different color automobile like.

Speaker 15 (01:36:43):
Little and the little yellow flasher light like they have
on the on the UH, the the little UH parking
lot clearing machine thing.

Speaker 5 (01:36:52):
Though.

Speaker 7 (01:36:52):
You know, all right now, I want to say to
my buddy Steven Singer, because it's always the season with
Steven Singer. Steven Singer chewl. He's the guy that some
of the other jewelers like to hate. That's why his
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The holidays or here. You probably heard that gold price
is way up, diamond price is way up. But guess what,
Steven Singer's apparently lost his mind and the price is

(01:37:15):
set for the great earrings that he has, same as
last year.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Look at that.

Speaker 7 (01:37:20):
What's happening here? Does the man know what he's doing? Well,
take advantage of Steven Singer because he's obviously insane. The
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bucks and by the way, as I said, the same
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to grab some of these earrings for your lady or
your gent whoever's into him. Each pair I flawless and
near colorless. Christy, What is the thing about the back

(01:37:41):
of the earrings?

Speaker 8 (01:37:41):
The silicon backs so they don't fall out of your
ear because they're beautiful. You don't want to lose one.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
That would be a worse I thought the silicon went
in the front.

Speaker 7 (01:37:49):
It's a fake boob joke. Okay, anybody chuckle?

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
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(01:38:14):
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from steven Singer coming up. Or you be joined by
Joey Chesnutt. We're hanging out with Edwin McCain here in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Hey, it's the.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
Bob and Tom Show, live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs.
Get the parts and service you need fast from the
professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee, Hi there, lady.
She's at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. Jeff Oske
is at the Prize Picks sports desk. That's right, Pat

(01:38:55):
Godwin has moved to the performance room. Hello, a's Cosby
across way. I'm Josh Arnreld, the I Hate Steven singer Sidekicks,
Sharon Tom. We're joined by two of our favorite guests
joining us in the studio. Singer songwriter Edwin McCain. We
just heard a great little bit of his Christmas project
that's out there floating around in the ether. You can
grab it on Spotify. Also joining us in the studio.

(01:39:18):
Truly a legend in the world of competitive eating. It's
Joey Chestnut. Hey, Joey Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
So good to be back here with you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:39:24):
Nice to sell now coming up of course this weekend
A very expensive ticket. I'm finding out the hard Way
the Big Ten Championship at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana, USA.
And there's going to be an ancillary event, if you will,
featuring Joey chestnut eating and this time it's chicken wings.

(01:39:44):
Now are these boneless?

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
No?

Speaker 17 (01:39:46):
These are bone in it's these are like they're called Hermanaki.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
The flavor, which is pretty much a spicy terioki, which
is like pretty.

Speaker 17 (01:39:54):
Good, like a good woman. It's a little bit spicy,
little bit sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
Hermanaki, yes, named after herm who invented the flavor, the.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Japanese version of the monsters. Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (01:40:09):
I liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
It's important that I enjoy something. So how does it?

Speaker 7 (01:40:14):
How do they make it fair that you take all
the meat off?

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Do they like weigh them before and after?

Speaker 17 (01:40:19):
Life isn't fair, you know that? No, it's they weigh it,
weigh up before and after. Yeah, so they gave us
a twenty pound bowl and then they weigh all the
debris again and then the person with the biggest difference.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Is the winner. Now do you practice? Of course I practice.

Speaker 17 (01:40:33):
Yeah, I'm not gonna get on stage.

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
There's no delicacy involved in competitive eating.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Clearly.

Speaker 7 (01:40:44):
But I mean, so, what is there a technique to
eating a wing?

Speaker 17 (01:40:47):
I'm really I gotta I got Yeah, I'm familiar with
these wings. The wings go down, the flats are super easy.
I'm a little b worried about drums, drums, my roles,
I got these. My big teeth are a little bit
I rake the kind of roll the drums. So I'm
a little bit worried, but uh, you know, I'm gonna
get through it. I'm gonna, okay, tat my techniques down
and I'm gonna stick with it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
Okay. Now, have you ever done a wings competition? I've
done multiple? Oh really? Uh yeah, yeah, this is the
more subject. I'm losing. I'm on a losing streak.

Speaker 8 (01:41:14):
Really yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:41:15):
I don't want to win. Like Mickey Pseudo. She she's
competing tomorrow at the contest.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
She beat me.

Speaker 17 (01:41:20):
Oh uh, there's a couple people who beat me and
I want to turn around.

Speaker 7 (01:41:24):
Yes, yeah, I believe Mickey is going to be our
guest tomorrow. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. We're gonna
try to do something. We're gonna serve her very hot beverages.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Captain crunch that Yeah, it would only
be fair face. What is the the worst food you've
had to eat? Not with respect to flavor, but the
most difficult in all these eating competitions.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
Anything do you think, Oh boy, I don't want to
do that again.

Speaker 17 (01:41:49):
Oh my god, I did well flavor there's two Yeah,
I did cawbrain tacos.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
That was and it was just gross. And then they
looked like brains.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
They look like, yeah, disguise, what are they called?

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Say? So? Oh god, And people were barking.

Speaker 17 (01:42:06):
It was like a stand by me moment, like multiple
people were getting sick and that was rough. But yeah,
I got to win. I was just watching the guy
next to me. Another one, I did a rib contest.
I love ribs, So it's the worst thing when it's
the food I love and they do a bad job,
and so it's like that's torture.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
It's work.

Speaker 17 (01:42:24):
So yeah, I love to eat, but when it's bad food,
it's the bummer.

Speaker 7 (01:42:29):
Now, your your event is coming up on Saturday three
thirty in the afternoon, prior to the Big ten Championship.
What's the twenty four hours prior to the event. What's
happening in your life?

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Full on cleanse?

Speaker 17 (01:42:41):
Yeah, I take you know, some celium husk, some couple
of oils, and things are running the day before and
I'm going in empty and loose.

Speaker 7 (01:42:49):
Empty and loose is the key, delicate way to put it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
These wings are some of my favorite from Yeah, one
of my favorite restaurants in the world called al Imporium.
Are you familiar with them? And I eat them with
their homemade ranch sauce. How about you in the contest?
Can you dip them at all?

Speaker 17 (01:43:07):
There's not gonna be any time for dipping, but I
have had their ranch and their blue cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Yeah, and yeah it's legit.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
So that would just slow things up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Gotcha.

Speaker 7 (01:43:18):
What is the spiciest competitive food they've ever thrown at you?

Speaker 5 (01:43:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
My god?

Speaker 17 (01:43:23):
Well, you know, the same almost shrimp cocktail, and that's
a weird spice, so it's explosive with the horse radish,
you feel that in your brain? Yeah, that one hits hard,
like my my eyes are watering, my ears hurt. It's
just that's that's painful.

Speaker 8 (01:43:35):
How many days does it take to get over that?

Speaker 17 (01:43:37):
It's that one. A little shrimp di just super easy
for me. Oh yeah, so I'm feeling fine day and
a half later.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Christie's I think is asking about the potential ring of fire.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Horse.

Speaker 17 (01:43:51):
Horse rash spice is different from like a pepper spice.
So the horse radish is actually it settles down pretty quick.
But like wings, these wings, I'll be feeling this. Oh yeah,
the next day I'm gonna be on the bidet.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Wow, maybe some popsicles, I understand, frozen hot dogs. Right, well,
I bet there's there's positive, not necessarily through the gluteal cleft,
just you know, positioned in such a way.

Speaker 7 (01:44:18):
Now, we had an interesting thing that I heard off
the air. Edwin McCain is here a distinguished musician, great singer, songwriter. Uh,
and you said to Joey we worked together, Yeah, but
Joey wasn't really work Joey wasn't quite You were touring Asia.

Speaker 15 (01:44:33):
We would We did a Navy entertainment tour in Asia
and it and it was it was crazy legs and
you and there were some chefs in our band and uh.

Speaker 7 (01:44:42):
Was it your band?

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
I mean no, it was our whole band.

Speaker 15 (01:44:44):
And they were dragging us around to all these military places,
military basis. But what they would do is put them
on stage and then like uh, volunteers would come up
and try to like the amateur soldiers would come up,
the Navy people would come up and try to like
I would eat compete with them, and and it was
exactly like that movie Stand by Me.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
We did we did?

Speaker 17 (01:45:07):
I think we did sober noodles once, yeah, and it
was that was rough. They were cold noodles. Yeah, people
getting sick.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
And there were hot dogs mostly right, the best we
did hot dogs, but the best one.

Speaker 17 (01:45:17):
We went on this nuclear submarine and these guys, these
kids like they were like nineteen years old, sitting in
the dark all day looking uh yeah. There these poor
kids were on submarine and they were just eating hard
boiled eggs.

Speaker 15 (01:45:27):
And we were like three people got sick. I allowed
to say. So I'm a peristaltic chain reaction guy, and
so I watched a couple of them, and then I
was like, okay, I got to sing after this. There's
no way I can be up there, dry even and
trying to sing my songs.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
So I would I would excuse myself.

Speaker 7 (01:45:48):
And but you guys work together, but you didn't necessarily
Joy didn't recognize you right away, but you pointed out
that you were.

Speaker 15 (01:45:55):
Yeah, I was writing. I was fresh out of rehab.
So I was having and he has his clothes on.

Speaker 7 (01:46:01):
So you you were, you were staying, you were staying
away from me.

Speaker 15 (01:46:05):
Well, like they say in the Navy, it's not gave,
it's if you're underway.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Send your letters to Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Sorry, that's a joke. That's a navy joke. I can
make that joke.

Speaker 7 (01:46:19):
But Joey, you were with a drinking crowd at that time.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
Yeah, we were, we were young, Yeah, we were. You
were you were kind of avoiding getting Yeah, yeah, they
rehab was expensive.

Speaker 7 (01:46:30):
Now we're just we were just suggesting to Edwin that
he take one of his most famous songs and turn
it into a commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
Uh, but have you ever been approached by.

Speaker 17 (01:46:40):
I don't know, like Tom's or We've done a couple
of awesome commercials, dude, we did one. I did one
for a wonderful, wonderful Pistachios Crack some Nuts with Joey
Chestnut U. No, Yeah, but I've never done anything with
I would think, what is it peptal Bismoal did some
work with Pismo. That's when I gave up my day job.

(01:47:02):
I was working in construction management and I was like, dude,
Bismol hired me to work every weekend for like ten
grand I was like, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
Yeah, the colon Oscabee centers or something. I'm down with that.

Speaker 16 (01:47:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
I put a lot of work in with a yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:47:20):
I have a question. It's a holiday season. Have you
ever done a chestnut eating competition?

Speaker 17 (01:47:24):
Never the European No, no, never chestnuts. I like the
water chestnuts.

Speaker 7 (01:47:29):
Oh yeah those, I've.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
Never even had the European chestnut. Really, I don't know,
They're not very maybe we didn't get them properly. Quote.

Speaker 7 (01:47:37):
Now you might find this hard to believe, but Josh
here has installed on his facility, in the smallest room
of his house, a aftermarket bidet.

Speaker 17 (01:47:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, I do you have absolutely if you
don't have a bidet.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
The Toto washlet changed my life.

Speaker 7 (01:47:54):
Sure, I have a very nice home.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
But I never no. I was doing that.

Speaker 15 (01:47:58):
Because we went to Asier, right, So we're in Japan,
and every toilet there like as you walk in, it
like opens in a little fountain that greets you in
the whole thing. And I was like, well, we got
to get one of these. Immediately got home in order.
Wait a minute, I have an idea for you. They
probably need to add music if they're going to have
a presentation when you walk and maybe you could write
like a little fifteen second. Yes, yeah, that's very good. See,

(01:48:22):
this is what happens. This is how it happens for me.
I can feel it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
Now, Tom, I just I was just telling Joey I
was flipping through the channels a couple of weeks ago.
And I'm a forty seven year old man. I don't
have kids, but if Scooby Doo is on, I usually
leave it on while I'm doing something. And the guest
star was Joey Chestnut on an episode of Scooby Doo.
Yeah it was really my voice too.

Speaker 17 (01:48:44):
Yeah, yeah, it was pretty They did a good job
with it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
Did you get Shaggy's autograph?

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
I did? I have a picture in my kitchen.

Speaker 7 (01:48:53):
Do people ask you to sign menus? What do you
I mean if you're having lunch and oh my god,
it's Joey chest snunt.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
Sometimes sometimes menus.

Speaker 17 (01:49:01):
If I'm at a restaurant, the owner or chef will
come out. Other times it's yeah, lot lots of sometimes
tables if I'm at a restaurant. But people they'll let
me sign their kids once in a while.

Speaker 7 (01:49:13):
Oh oh that makes sense. Ed when you probably signed
a guitar record.

Speaker 15 (01:49:18):
I've signed children it's a weird and a baby, and
you're like sure, okay, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
Right after the baby then the dude's like, hey, can
you sign my arm? I was like, no, you.

Speaker 7 (01:49:29):
Is your signature on your autograph signature of the same
as your check writing signature?

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
No, it's completely different.

Speaker 7 (01:49:36):
Good work. You ever thought about that?

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:49:40):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:49:40):
They like the first day I got to Atlantic, they
put me in a room with like fifty thousand posters,
and I used to write every letter of my name.
But as soon as fifty thousand posters got it, it
turned into em real quick.

Speaker 7 (01:49:53):
Yeah, good move. Okay, Now how about for your checks?

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Now? These days, if you write a check to you're
still same. It's the same s now, just that little squall.
Uh no, really you have different singers? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:50:05):
Yeah, wow, you sign with just T O M. You
just printed? Do you do you use cursive on your checks?

Speaker 7 (01:50:13):
The weird thing is I haven't written a check in
like thirty years.

Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
Okay, well yeah, but this is your question.

Speaker 8 (01:50:20):
You have to sign documents occasionally?

Speaker 7 (01:50:23):
Oh yeah, I dude, I could do that as an
auto pen.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Yeah, I have no doubt.

Speaker 7 (01:50:30):
When we come back, I want to get a real
song out of mister Edwin McCain. I'll remind you we
can hang out, don't come here to work, Okay. I'm
very impressed with your Christmas project though. That was fun,
and I loved your Chihuahua song. And Joey's gonna hang
out for a little bit longer and Christy Lee's gonna
tell us about something.

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Speaker 7 (01:51:14):
And you can buy the way to my neighbor with
the tesla. I finally flagged them down and I said,
I can't hear you.

Speaker 8 (01:51:19):
Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
Because they're electricy don't they make that weird noise? Like? Yeah,
I gotta have him mistall that thing. It was ran
over my dog and me. Yesterday.

Speaker 15 (01:51:28):
This tesla was backing up in the parking lot yesterday
and it was making that noise. And I turned to
this friend and I was like, do you hear that?
Because I was thinking, Man, the nineties are coming back
hard on me.

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They make a great gift. I'm a big fan. Thank
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McCain and Joey Chestnut in the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios.

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
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Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
Almond. I'm agitated.

Speaker 2 (01:52:54):
Well, this is the Bob and Tom Show, live from
the Iley Auto Parts Studios. Tom says something angering and
then wonders why people are angry. There's Christie at the
sound back and sure it's Company News Debts. Yes you do.
He has that whiplash mentality.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
Yeah, the same reason we keep the room cold.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
There's uh Jeff Oska, the prize picked sports debts man.
Pat Godwin is in the performance room.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
Ace Cosby's at the board running the ones and the twos.
You do smell wings? We have the famous Hermanaki chicken
wings here.

Speaker 8 (01:53:38):
And Herman's here.

Speaker 2 (01:53:39):
Yes, and what a pleasure. I asked him if they
had given him the Nobell. He says, they're still waiting,
and I don't know what the Nobel people are doing, because.

Speaker 7 (01:53:47):
That's that's the origin of Hermanaki. Yes, yes, sir, yeah,
I just met Herman. Yeah, I didn't realize that was
the makes perfect sense now, Culinary scientists did.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
Not make him angry.

Speaker 7 (01:53:58):
No, I'm trying to get Joey angry because Joe chess
that the world champion eater is here with us, and
he just pointed out that he's he's just lost a
couple of rounds, so he's got it. He's getting ready
for the Big ten Championship coming up this weekend in Indianapolis,
and prior to the game is a special event eating
the Hermanaky Wings. And you gotta get fired up because
you gotta win, right.

Speaker 1 (01:54:17):
Yeah, yeah, my juices are flowing.

Speaker 8 (01:54:19):
But don't you have any advantage because you live here,
so you're more familiar with these wings than the other contestant.

Speaker 1 (01:54:24):
I like the way you think, Yeah I would, Yeah, yeah,
gotcha question.

Speaker 17 (01:54:27):
I've been practicing, but I'm not. I'm not gonna win
in Cocky, but I feel confident.

Speaker 2 (01:54:33):
Joey. Is it an even balance of drummies and flats?

Speaker 1 (01:54:37):
Yeah? Yeah, so the drums and flats. My technique with
the flats, Oh my god, it's vicious.

Speaker 2 (01:54:42):
It's like Sylvester with a fish, right, you just could
put it in.

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
It's like who you want to demonstrated the bones are clean?

Speaker 7 (01:54:48):
Now do you watch film the way the NFL players?

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
I mean, like you did. I think that's a fair question.

Speaker 7 (01:54:54):
You sit down with someone and he goes, well, look,
obviously you're moving your arm too much.

Speaker 17 (01:54:57):
Right, this one I didn't. I didn't take myself practice
for hot dogs. I'll videotape and watch my film.

Speaker 1 (01:55:04):
Wow, that one.

Speaker 15 (01:55:05):
That one.

Speaker 17 (01:55:06):
I put in almost two months of work in for
that one contest.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
And that's the one where you are the legend. I
don't screw around on that one.

Speaker 11 (01:55:12):
Yeah, okay, okay, Now you just saw me eat a
flat on a scale of one to ten.

Speaker 1 (01:55:19):
How was my technique good? Amateur level? Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:55:21):
Yes, okay, I'll say he pinched it hard and put
holding in his mouth and sucked it pretty good. All right,
But that's right. But in a contest, that technique it's
a little bit slow. So in contest mode, I'm kind
of scraping my hand and using my mouth and.

Speaker 7 (01:55:39):
I don't want to get in the way of his
uh prep, He's in the mode right now where he.

Speaker 1 (01:55:44):
Can't give until it hurts. Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
Did a good job.

Speaker 7 (01:55:50):
While while we uh wait, wait, why do we do that?

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
In just a second week? We have time to read
a letter? Do you have a question?

Speaker 10 (01:55:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:55:56):
Well, do you have any hangers on? Like?

Speaker 15 (01:55:59):
I know, if I lived here and I knew you
were practicing, like I would just drop by, you know,
eat some wings too, you know what I mean? Like,
I feel like I know that if I was doing that,
I can. I can in my head name five friends
would be like, hey, what are you doing today? Knowing
full well they knew what I was doing today, they
could come hang out and eat wings while I practice.

Speaker 7 (01:56:18):
What do you call I mean? In the world of
rock and roll? And when you of course had beckhamity groupies, but.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
He still has groupies.

Speaker 2 (01:56:31):
You know, they may not be groupies you want, but
you have them.

Speaker 7 (01:56:36):
Sorry, now they're called droopies. Yeah, I feel like I
get to desist.

Speaker 15 (01:56:45):
There's been some span dex that's been brought out back out,
uh that should have been left in the closet.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Now, what do they.

Speaker 7 (01:56:52):
Call the hype? The mega fans of food trouble.

Speaker 15 (01:56:57):
Okay, I like radio the buckle Bunnies, and is there
competitive food eaters slurpies?

Speaker 7 (01:57:07):
That would be kind of a double description of the gig,
if you will.

Speaker 2 (01:57:12):
I think Joy's right though. They're called distractions, aren't they.
You don't need that, Yeah, it's uh. Any any woman
who's after a competitive eater, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
Like, uh yeah, I'm sure I have to. I have
to win the good ones with my charm.

Speaker 7 (01:57:29):
Yeah, clearly there may be that's not the association with
your skill level. I watched your tongue tackle that wing
and just go down this road.

Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:57:40):
Now someone has just brought in. I can't see from her.
What have you got over there? We got some flat
the flats? Yeah, so contest mode hard? No, Christy, you're closer.
Can you do the play by play?

Speaker 8 (01:57:52):
You pinch on either end?

Speaker 17 (01:57:53):
So, yes, you want your your instinct is going to
go towards the side with the little bone sticking out.
Don't do that one, go to there towards the pointy side.
Pinch out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
Oh man, I mean it's it's fair. Yeah, Oscar is
doing it because your mouth and your lips get looks
pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:58:10):
It's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
Slide slide your thumbunderneath. Okay, do it.

Speaker 7 (01:58:14):
I'm sorry telling me again in slow motion. You don't
know you you pinch it. What's happening, Christie? I can't see. Yeah,
you kind of slider slid.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Oh so you're shoving the meat off off the bones.
Okay into your mouth? Yes, you su of it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
Yeah, here give this the joynt.

Speaker 15 (01:58:32):
I don't know if I've never been saying more happy
that I dropped out of college.

Speaker 1 (01:58:39):
Right now Christie's coffee by and just sitting here eating
wings in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:58:44):
This is the greatest miss Edwin's technique. How do you
feel you did?

Speaker 1 (01:58:48):
I feel like I'm I'm at the low end of
the amateur scale. That was really good. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:58:57):
Yeah, listen, if you let me alone in that room
with just the wings and nobody was in there to judge.

Speaker 1 (01:59:03):
Me, I would put on a clinic. I'm just yeah, man. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:59:09):
Now I have a technical question, Joey facial hair. You
You do not have any facial hair, nor do I Edwin. Technically,
what is is that the foe flavor?

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
Yeah? Double double chin camouflaged is what?

Speaker 7 (01:59:25):
There's this that's a soul patch but bigger even Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:59:29):
Yeah, this is just clearly to try to make my
big roundhead look no longer.

Speaker 2 (01:59:35):
And that's not a patch, that's a.

Speaker 7 (01:59:39):
Again, you're on fire to do, Josh. Would that be
a disadvantage Joey, to have facial hair and an eating competition.

Speaker 17 (01:59:46):
I don't think it would. No, No, I had. I
had a beer a couple of eat for a couple
of years. But it's a when you're when you're a
competitive eater, Uh, you attract trouble people like, oh, you
want drugs, Like when you walk around with a beard
in the cities, I go to like, oh yeah, they
this guy doesn't have a normal job.

Speaker 7 (02:00:06):
Yeah, it is a weird analysis of No.

Speaker 17 (02:00:10):
I mean when you go to bars, dive bars, yeah,
and you have a beard people oh.

Speaker 8 (02:00:15):
Yeah, yeah, Jeff knows about this.

Speaker 11 (02:00:17):
Yeah, they just shaved mine off. I haven't been offered
drugs in the last three days.

Speaker 7 (02:00:24):
Yeah, but your beard was you had more of the
homeless look.

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
It was still I'm going to offer you some drugs.
It was hobo she.

Speaker 7 (02:00:32):
Yeah, I mean I get offered valet parking. I look
like a narc. We're having fun, you know, we haven't
let these guys, do a song.

Speaker 8 (02:00:48):
Wel Jackson coming up.

Speaker 7 (02:00:50):
We got al, we got but I really want We
have a request for a song. We don't have time
to do it just this second. We'll do it in
a few minutes. I'll give you time to find out
what I'm talking about here. This letter comes to us
from Vincent kind enough to write thank you for making
my I just saw it when McCain at a charity
event for the children's hospital in Charleston, South Carolina, right

(02:01:10):
near where you live. They raised wow, over a million
dollars for the children's hospital. Edwin put on a fantastic show.
It was phenomenal. That's nice thing, very nice.

Speaker 15 (02:01:21):
We've raised it's every year we raised about a million two. Oh,
that's christ And over twenty years it's a lot. So yeah,
and there's a request for you to play.

Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
I don't even know how to say this.

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (02:01:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:01:34):
The fame the Don Hug Christmas song? What is Meliki Maco?
Is the thing to say?

Speaker 7 (02:01:40):
When do we come back? And that's a great song.
I'd forgotten about that. We'll get to it coming up,
and we have Al Jackson on the way as well,
and we will be in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios,
and this remains the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (02:01:54):
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or just scroll down to the bottom of the page
and see contest rules.

Speaker 1 (02:02:05):

Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show, Live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee is at the Silac
Insurance Company news desk.

Speaker 8 (02:02:17):
My lips are burning.

Speaker 2 (02:02:19):
Oh some spice.

Speaker 8 (02:02:20):
Yeah, Joey, I have a lot of respect for you.

Speaker 1 (02:02:24):
It's uh yeah, it's gonna hurt a little bit.

Speaker 7 (02:02:26):
We should explain this sounds like a weird sexual encounter.
Christy's lips are the ones on her face and they're burning.

Speaker 2 (02:02:32):
Bookcase she's consuming consuming some delightful permanachy wings. Just to clarify,
Because our guest Joey Chest not the champ, he'll be
involved in a chicken wing eating contest this weekend. Edwin McCain,
singer songwriter and we Consider You a comedian, has joined us.
Jeff Oske is at the Prize Pick Sports Desk.

Speaker 11 (02:02:53):
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Speaker 7 (02:03:10):
We also have a guest on the phone joining us.
It's on the big screen up there. It's comedian Al.

Speaker 6 (02:03:17):
It's your challenger and the chicken winging contest.

Speaker 1 (02:03:20):
Do it, Al, you just missed it.

Speaker 7 (02:03:22):
Joey showed us his technique and it's a it's uh,
I can't really give it to give it away.

Speaker 2 (02:03:28):
Poetry in motion, It's yeah, it's unnerving poultry in motion
in this.

Speaker 6 (02:03:33):
If I had a question I've always wanted to ask Joey. Uh. Yes,
First of all, great to beat you, maam, my name's Al.

Speaker 1 (02:03:39):
Do you want to.

Speaker 6 (02:03:41):
Well, you know, I'll be m you after I'll slide
in there.

Speaker 1 (02:03:44):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:03:45):
You know, I've talked to people that have been around
pro sports and they said they they saw like a
young so and so, and they were like, oh, for sure,
this guy has what it takes to be a pro
ball player, baseball, football, whatever do you ever just see
somebody out and you just go, I think that guy
has what it takes to be a professional eater. Is
it like like an innate characteristic that somebody has.

Speaker 17 (02:04:05):
Yeah, yeah, there's a there's there's been a couple of
times where I've seen really really good eaters and they
the way they attack the food, and it's like when
when their body is telling them one feeling, they can
ignore that feeling. I've seen there's a couple of guys
who are there's there's a guy out of Australia really good,
he's getting better. Uh but yeah, but there's other guys

(02:04:26):
who they can attack the food and then and then
uh they don't like the feeling of being bloated, Like
I enjoy that feeling so so so it's uh so
there there's people who don't love it.

Speaker 2 (02:04:36):
Do you tell them, hey, you've got a kid, or
do you keep it to yourself? I mean, I'll help
them a little bit, but I'm not gonna.

Speaker 1 (02:04:42):
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.

Speaker 17 (02:04:44):
Yeah, but it means it's weird. It's a heart, it's
hard on the body, it's hard on you have to try.

Speaker 1 (02:04:50):
You're on the road.

Speaker 17 (02:04:51):
That's a grind, and I'm like, I'm not gonna tell
anybody to give up their day job.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
Yeah, I feel like I'm discovering my next checker.

Speaker 7 (02:05:00):
I want to go around the horn here and I'll
start with you out if you had to eat a
lot of one particular food and in and what would
you want it to be? My answer would be a
spaghetti I could do. That's probably what I could probably
eat the most of that of anything.

Speaker 6 (02:05:18):
This is probably bad Tom because as I'm thinking about him,
like it might be too filling. But I think your
boy could put away some sweet potato pie. I think
it would scare people. I could. I could really throw it.
I could feel that back. But is that is that bad? Joey?
In terms of like what do you want to look
for when you're looking for food you can eat a
lot of do you want it to be like light

(02:05:39):
or what are you looking for?

Speaker 17 (02:05:40):
So if you're gonna eat a lot of it, you
want to be comfortable with it. So it's kind of
like if you if you were you go out drinking,
you drink the booze. You're comfortable with that, You're that's
if you're gonna eat a lot of the food, but
sweet potato pie. If you love it, you're familiar with it,
you're gonna you're gonna your body's gonna be comfortable hauling
around twelve pounds, fifteen pounds, Christy.

Speaker 6 (02:06:01):
What would be what would be a goal if I
if you were going to eat pies for a regular person,
should you be at least able to get like five down?

Speaker 1 (02:06:08):
Like what? The It all depends like the bar depends
on weight and volume.

Speaker 17 (02:06:12):
So some pigs, if they whip it up a little
bit more, it's gonna be a little bit less dense.
But if it's normally it's eight or nine inch pie,
I would say five of them. Whoa, those are like
a pounds and a half each, So yeah, that'd be fifty.
My record for pumpkin pie is twenty one pounds. But see,

(02:06:36):
I don't think you're gonna.

Speaker 7 (02:06:37):
Be now for a Christmas fruitcake. For Christmas fruitcake, for me,
it would be zero. They turned it into a door stop. Josh,
what food do you think you could eat the most of?

Speaker 2 (02:06:47):
Either like shrimp or I'm talking like shrimp cocktail or
what I would like to try because it's one of
my favorite foods and I'm comfortable with them, and I
feel like I have I can handle them.

Speaker 1 (02:06:57):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:06:58):
Egg rolls really yeah, Oh that's a good one. Now,
I think it might tear up the mouth a little bit.
But I would like to try egg rolls. Is that
something you've ever tried. I've never done egg rolls in contests?
I've done uh oh, anything crispy like that. I don't
think've don anything crispy. Yeah, Crispy's got to be a
little tough on the roof of the mill.

Speaker 1 (02:07:13):
It's a little bit harder. Yeah.

Speaker 17 (02:07:14):
Yeah, I've done a couple of crispy taco contests and
a couple of times I thought I was gonna cut
my throat.

Speaker 1 (02:07:20):
Yeah, but uh no, have.

Speaker 7 (02:07:22):
You ever done a game like a venison or in
other words, not a traditional like beef for pork? But
has anyone ever done or I was forced one time
a friend of mine own as a restaurant. He said,
you've got to try the goat tacos. They were I
hated them, period, not bad. No, I don't think I've

(02:07:43):
done anything anything like that. Surprised some hunting organization hasn't
done one with venison elk would be pretty rad. Yeah,
something it would be delicious. Yeh'd be cool.

Speaker 1 (02:07:52):
Are there any starting park guys in competitive eating?

Speaker 15 (02:07:55):
Like the dudes that just know they're never gonna win,
but they go because it's they get to eat whatever
they want. Like I feel like, like you know the
NASCAR guys, there's some cars that are in the back
and they just make a couple of laps and then
they park. I feel like I could be a starting
park guy, Like right, I.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
Just be like over at the end, Like, who's that?
Don't worry about my starting park. There are some eaters
who are They love it, they love the sport. There's
a couple.

Speaker 17 (02:08:18):
There's one guy, uh crazy as Connie. He's coming this weekend.
He's been he's been doing it longer than me. He
was with us on named w Rthy.

Speaker 1 (02:08:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah. He's a good dude.

Speaker 17 (02:08:28):
He's a good competitive eater, not great. I've never seen him.
I've never seen him win, but he is his heart
and he's uh, he's a good dude.

Speaker 1 (02:08:35):
He's like that Eddie the Eagle of competitive eating. On
the road.

Speaker 8 (02:08:40):
Now Al Jackson with the starting guy, that would be.

Speaker 1 (02:08:45):
Yeah good point.

Speaker 7 (02:08:46):
Al Jackson is familiar with the so called street lingo.
You guys may find this hard to believe, but my
hypnus level is not particularly up there. So Alice trying
to Alice trying to get me a little more street.
Al we have some new verbiage for me today.

Speaker 6 (02:09:01):
I absolutely do do, Tom, And this, uh, this phrase
is just in honor of our guests, Joey, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:09:09):
Oh, let's make it food related.

Speaker 6 (02:09:10):
Okay, So Tom, if somebody said the phrase to you
the following phrase, just put the fries in the bag, Bro,
What are they saying to.

Speaker 1 (02:09:18):
You just put the fries in the bag?

Speaker 6 (02:09:21):
Bro?

Speaker 7 (02:09:22):
Is its direct as it sounds?

Speaker 1 (02:09:24):
Is this?

Speaker 7 (02:09:25):
If you're at a fast food place and the person
is asking you a lot of questions, you say, just
put the fries in the bag.

Speaker 1 (02:09:31):
I gotta get out of here.

Speaker 6 (02:09:33):
Go go with that.

Speaker 7 (02:09:34):
You're right there, Okay, Oh I know what you're saying.
So if if I'm a social situation and someone can't
get to the point, I just say, hey, just put
your fries in the bag.

Speaker 2 (02:09:44):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (02:09:45):
That's it. That's a walk off home run. Do I
come off as being a little fake when I say.

Speaker 1 (02:09:51):
Oh, you sounded I can talk that way? Oh yeah,
I'd do it?

Speaker 2 (02:09:55):
Or that was actually really good.

Speaker 7 (02:09:58):
I sound like a narc.

Speaker 1 (02:10:01):
We were saying.

Speaker 7 (02:10:02):
We were saying, yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:10:03):
Me, you've been at my house. You know by life.

Speaker 7 (02:10:06):
These guys were saying, like osc with his look, he's
offered drugs, I said, I get offered Valet Parking.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
I don't.

Speaker 18 (02:10:13):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:10:13):
I don't come off like someone who's hip.

Speaker 6 (02:10:15):
But you know what, when you watch a movie and
you know whoever is like looking for the drug they
get through like the first couple scary guys. When they
get to the final boss, that's kind of like, you know,
either the big drug dealer or the bag the worst guy.
They're always like kind of like mild manner. They have
like a regular house and you're like, oh, this is
the guy, but they're terrifying. So you could have that

(02:10:36):
look where like oh we found out Tom controls everything
off of the Mississippi.

Speaker 7 (02:10:41):
That is you got that look. That is exactly what happened.
If you watch that show Task, That's exactly what happens
in that show.

Speaker 1 (02:10:49):
They go and you find the big.

Speaker 7 (02:10:52):
No, no, it doesn't really just there is a like
a boss's you think, you see know who the boss is.
Then they go to the real boss and Al's right,
this guy that looks like me to kill people when
you disrespect them.

Speaker 6 (02:11:04):
They were like, Okay, that's a decision you just made,
and that's way scarier then somebody saying I'm gonna kill
You're just like, oh no, this this guy's not messing around.

Speaker 1 (02:11:11):
I set up a grow operation in his poolhouse last weekend.

Speaker 7 (02:11:17):
Wouldn't be the first time that pen Please, okay, we
got one more. We have time for one more phrase
l what have you got?

Speaker 1 (02:11:23):
All right? Tom?

Speaker 6 (02:11:24):
I like this one because the young kids are using it. Tom,
what is your huzz.

Speaker 1 (02:11:32):
Hu's easy?

Speaker 7 (02:11:33):
Yes, sir, and this can be said by a man
or a woman. Yes, sir, this is not a partner
kind of thing.

Speaker 8 (02:11:39):
Not your husband.

Speaker 1 (02:11:40):
Were thinking, go with that, Tom?

Speaker 7 (02:11:42):
Okay, So last night I was out on an event
and Christy was there with her hus not no.

Speaker 1 (02:11:50):
You hit it.

Speaker 7 (02:11:51):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (02:11:51):
It's a new phrase that jen Alf is using. And
huss obviously, like Christy Lee said, is like for the husband,
but everybody uses it like a girl could uh you know,
a guy could use it to even refer to his girlfriend.
She's like, oh, that's my huss. Like it's just shortened
to like that's my boot.

Speaker 1 (02:12:09):
Your boot, your boo, oh your boom.

Speaker 6 (02:12:11):
Sorry, Tom, you got two walk off home runs a
time with sorry, you know boom.

Speaker 7 (02:12:18):
Boom, okay boo. Yeah, very good. Well, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (02:12:22):
Al. You're on the road this week with Willy.

Speaker 6 (02:12:25):
Right, I'm with your son at the Dayton Funny Bone,
all right and Saturday. That's right, so yeah, come out
and see the boys. We're out kicking it. So can't
wait to get to my home state tomorrow with your
son Willy and do some comedy. So yeah, come on
out if you're around.

Speaker 1 (02:12:39):
Are you picking the Browns this weekend? Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:12:43):
I just like you greats.

Speaker 6 (02:12:48):
I know the Titans are really bad. Yeah, I'm gonna yes,
I'm gonna say the Browns. But it's gonna be I
think it's gonna be like a weird score like eight
five or something.

Speaker 8 (02:13:00):
Yeah, and then it's a push because you know, no.

Speaker 1 (02:13:02):
I'm sing three touchdown. It's going to happen. Tom, put
that in the universe.

Speaker 7 (02:13:06):
Yeah, the Brons are finally going to come back. It's
time for the big turnaround. It's always a great pleasure
to thank you. Have fun with Willie.

Speaker 1 (02:13:13):
We love you guys.

Speaker 2 (02:13:14):
Great talking to you.

Speaker 7 (02:13:16):
Now, mister Osky, if you had to eat piles of something,
what would it be.

Speaker 11 (02:13:22):
I could probably eat the most rice. I could eat
like ten thousand of them, really.

Speaker 2 (02:13:32):
Daily, serving all the way that contest. The way to
do that, though, would be to have to chop sticks.

Speaker 8 (02:13:37):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:13:39):
You ever seen a guy really mowing down the rice.
You go to a restaurant and there's some dude there
that he holds the bowl.

Speaker 1 (02:13:44):
Up, and oh yeah, I like that guy. That's the
pro move. You pick up the bowl. Yeah.

Speaker 17 (02:13:50):
If you're on an airplane, don't eat off the train.
You gotta pick up your food.

Speaker 10 (02:13:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:13:53):
Yeah, they're very good, very good. We're getting some great
tips when we come back. We have a special request
for mister Edwin McCain and Pat when you guys are
doing kind of a duo due thing. I'm sort of
looking forward to that. What have you got coming up
in the news, Christie Lee.

Speaker 8 (02:14:06):
Oh, we probably won't get to it, but we've got
a guy who's been eating something that is quite expensive, Joey,
but he only ate one. It was a Faberge pendant.
We'll talk about that. And Pat, I gotta say, you
look really good. In there. Oh, very nice lighting.

Speaker 1 (02:14:21):
Right, yes, it's right in my face.

Speaker 8 (02:14:22):
It's really pretty.

Speaker 7 (02:14:24):
That lighting coming from below makes you look like you
have a lot more hair than you do.

Speaker 8 (02:14:27):
Oh my gosh, Oh I just admitted, Christy, I think
you look very hardy coming from the baldest man in
the Yes.

Speaker 2 (02:14:34):
Right, yeah, no idea under this hat, I have a
bushy head of hair.

Speaker 1 (02:14:39):
Just like Ace. Christy.

Speaker 7 (02:14:40):
You gonna handle this.

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Speaker 1 (02:15:54):
Thanks very much.

Speaker 7 (02:15:54):
Christy Lee coming up a duet with Patty g and
Edward McCain. I think we have time, but Joey, can
you hang out for a while?

Speaker 1 (02:16:02):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (02:16:03):
Oh good, we'll look forward to it. Coming up, they're
gonna be doing their version of Mela Khaliki maka am
getting it right? Am I missing a syllable or three?

Speaker 1 (02:16:11):
Okay? Good?

Speaker 7 (02:16:11):
We'll find out when we return to the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios where this remains The Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (02:16:18):
Hey, it's the.

Speaker 2 (02:16:19):
Bob and Tom Show, Live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Christy Lee is sitting at the Silac Insurance Company news desk.
Jeff Oske is at the Prize Pick Sports desk. Hey
Man Pat Godwin is in the performance room getting ready
to do a musical number with one of our favorite people,
Edwin McCain.

Speaker 1 (02:16:35):
Who joins us. There's Ace Cosby.

Speaker 2 (02:16:38):
I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Stephen Singer dot
Com sidekick chair, and Tom. We're also joined by the
champ himself, Joey Chestnut.

Speaker 7 (02:16:47):
Joey Chestnut legend in the world of competitive eating, is
there a.

Speaker 1 (02:16:52):
Like a Hall of Fame? Not yet?

Speaker 2 (02:16:55):
What city would you like it to be in?

Speaker 1 (02:16:57):
Oh, it would have to be Oh, probably probably Clinton.
The Honey Island makes sense. That makes sense. Would the
with the.

Speaker 7 (02:17:06):
What if the guys get in the Baseball Hall of Fame,
do they get a jacket or I know, obviously in
golf the.

Speaker 1 (02:17:11):
Masters you get the green jacket.

Speaker 2 (02:17:12):
Would you get like an apron the apron apron?

Speaker 1 (02:17:17):
Maybe they get a belt?

Speaker 7 (02:17:22):
The belt, the belt would have a place where you
can put in extra holes.

Speaker 1 (02:17:28):
The Golden toilet scene, the Golden bidet, a normal belt.

Speaker 7 (02:17:36):
Joey chest that is here, and Joey's got a big
thing coming up Saturday, because it's going to be a
this time, it's wings, the the famed Hermanaki wings are
going to be consumed. Joey's already showed us his technique.
We'll be posting the the technique online. You can look
at the videos on YouTube in case you're interested in
seeing how it's done.

Speaker 8 (02:17:57):
You gotta wait till after the competition or.

Speaker 7 (02:17:59):
The well tomorrow, people will.

Speaker 8 (02:18:01):
Be watching, you know, his competitors will be watching his technique.

Speaker 7 (02:18:04):
And Mickey Suit it is going to be in the
studio I think tomorrow, so we can we can see
what her technique is.

Speaker 17 (02:18:09):
Yeah, we had to watch her technique and she got
some dental work.

Speaker 1 (02:18:13):
Done not too long ago. Does that help her? I
don't think so. I think she's little nervous. Is there
any Is there any psychot stuff? Do you all like
to talk a little trash or anything?

Speaker 17 (02:18:21):
Like I'm already telling her like, oh, these wings are
gonna be hard on your little baby teeth.

Speaker 7 (02:18:28):
But you can't trash talk during the event because you're
mouthful of food.

Speaker 1 (02:18:32):
You can't.

Speaker 17 (02:18:32):
Yeah, so that's that happened beforehand. You have to you
have to really mind screw him.

Speaker 2 (02:18:36):
Yeah, screw I like it.

Speaker 1 (02:18:39):
I like that work. That's good.

Speaker 8 (02:18:41):
Now.

Speaker 7 (02:18:41):
We had a nice letter here for Edwin McCain. It's
I had the good fortune of attending an event. Edwin
was the performer. Uh, he probably has good stories about it.
There were a lot of NASCAR drivers there.

Speaker 1 (02:18:54):
I'm not sure what this was.

Speaker 7 (02:18:57):
Edwin did a fun version of Mela khalikia.

Speaker 15 (02:19:00):
Macacome melli meley khaliky maka, the famous Don Hoe classic.

Speaker 7 (02:19:06):
And pat you got you guys have worked this out,
ready to go?

Speaker 15 (02:19:09):
Yeah, meley kliki maka is the thing to say on
a bride wh Hawaiian Christmas Day.

Speaker 1 (02:19:19):
Oh yeah it is.

Speaker 15 (02:19:20):
That's the island greeting that we send to you for
the land where palm trees sway.

Speaker 10 (02:19:29):
Here.

Speaker 1 (02:19:29):
We know that Christmas will be green and bride.

Speaker 15 (02:19:32):
The sun will sign by day and all the stars
by night.

Speaker 1 (02:19:37):
Meley cleiky macha is the.

Speaker 16 (02:19:39):
Ride way to say Merry Christmas to you.

Speaker 9 (02:19:45):
All right, A little a little addendum that all those
herman Hermanakis are the wings today Joey Chesa comes to play.

Speaker 7 (02:19:55):
H good coda, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (02:19:57):
That was great.

Speaker 7 (02:19:58):
Yeah, were you a like in the choir and stuff
in high.

Speaker 1 (02:20:03):
So I was I couldn't.

Speaker 15 (02:20:06):
I had dyslexia real bad when I was a little kid.
I couldn't read ad a ard time reading and so
elementary school was hard. And but I could sing, and
I was in the church choir and doing things, and
it was like, all right, well the adults seem to
like it when I sing, so that's what we're doing.
And yeah, that was the church. And church choir is
basically Southern daycare. Everybody's in church choir, right, yeah. And

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sports the church choir and sports.

Speaker 1 (02:20:37):
Everybody did. Yeah, we all did.

Speaker 15 (02:20:39):
And you know, you remember we were lighting fires and
playing soccer, and you know, nobody knew where we were
for weeks at a time in the summer. My father
was the town pediatrician, and they didn't know where we were.
You know, I tell my parents. I remember telling my kids,
I'm like, you know, parents in our neighborhood were fully

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authorized to beat your butt. You were doing something wrong
and you come home and your parents go, what'd you do?

Speaker 1 (02:21:08):
I would go.

Speaker 11 (02:21:08):
Home and get beat by my parents for putting the
other parents out.

Speaker 1 (02:21:14):
You made them beat you.

Speaker 7 (02:21:16):
Those days are gone, Yeah, No, Oh my gosh, we
all learned a lesson. No, we're hanging out with Joey
Chestnut getting ready for another competitive eating event. Do you
have a full schedule coming up or do you have
a break here after this?

Speaker 17 (02:21:28):
One's gonna start slowing down wintertime. I don't know if
you can see me, but uh, I'm a little bit heavy.
I'm I'm a Doe Chestnut right now, so I'm gonna
try to drop some pounds.

Speaker 1 (02:21:38):
Uh.

Speaker 17 (02:21:38):
My next real contest will be uh end of January
will be bagels.

Speaker 1 (02:21:43):
Wow, so those would be that I think would be
tough with or without a little on there. It's not
it's not toasted.

Speaker 8 (02:21:52):
So are they stuck together or they have.

Speaker 1 (02:21:55):
They're stuck together? But so we got it? Yeah, you
can you dunk it?

Speaker 17 (02:22:03):
We The dunking really doesn't work on it too much
at all. Don't better just kind of tear and drink
a little water and just wiggle.

Speaker 7 (02:22:11):
Obviously with the hot dog competitions, and I don't know
who was the the the Dick Fosberry, if you will,
who revolutionized the sport of high jumping, who revolutionized the
sport of hot dog getting and taking the bun off
and dipping into water.

Speaker 17 (02:22:24):
That it was the Japanese. Back in the nineties there
was an eater called the rabbit. I think it's a
rye uh. And then later Kobayashi started winning and then
uh so, like when I started, I was like, all right,
that's the technique. And I tried to eat him fast
without dunking. But uh, it's just a little bit faster
with dunking.

Speaker 1 (02:22:44):
You with the wings, there's no uh. Everyone, it wouldn't help.

Speaker 17 (02:22:48):
Wouldn't help now anything that's fried at all, or like
with the uh, the oil really makes a barrier.

Speaker 8 (02:22:55):
Almost can a technique for for eating?

Speaker 1 (02:22:59):
Like I don't think so? I did it?

Speaker 2 (02:23:02):
Kind of you own like the chestnut chug.

Speaker 7 (02:23:08):
I was going to say, you want to have your
name on it?

Speaker 1 (02:23:10):
Absolutely, it'd be it'd be cool.

Speaker 7 (02:23:12):
Like the Fosberry flopp Can you stay for those high
jump fans out there?

Speaker 1 (02:23:17):
The chestnut jiggle?

Speaker 7 (02:23:18):
Yeah, you gotta think of that, or create a tool
of some sort that you could market the Joey chestnut.

Speaker 1 (02:23:28):
Hot dog stick. Well, I still have some of the conya.
Oh those are good days. Yeah, COVID killed that.

Speaker 8 (02:23:37):
How do you lose weight? Is it tough?

Speaker 1 (02:23:39):
Oh? My god? I go on a serious, serious, high
fiber diet.

Speaker 17 (02:23:43):
Okay, no carbs almost, yeah, I cut.

Speaker 1 (02:23:47):
I cut Calorie's hardcore.

Speaker 7 (02:23:48):
When I was speaking of unusual things to eat. We
have an odd story. Yesterday we had a story about
the highest price ever paid for one of those Fabrige eggs.
One some Russian czar Nicholas.

Speaker 8 (02:24:01):
The second had it made for his mother back in
nineteen thirteen and it's only been I think in three
different hands over all these years, so for thirty million.

Speaker 7 (02:24:10):
But now we have a different thing. But this is
not one of those eggs.

Speaker 8 (02:24:13):
Sort of police in New Zealand say a man tried
to smuggle a Faberget pendant out of a jewelry store
by swallowing it. Valued at nineteen thousand dollars. The alleged
loot was a gold jewel encrusted Faberge egg pendant inspired
by the nineteen eighty three James Bond film Octopussy. These
eggs are not the size of a real egg. The

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pendant is a smaller egg, so you're not swallowing.

Speaker 2 (02:24:37):
So Aberget the style or the material.

Speaker 8 (02:24:39):
Faberget is the company that made those. Oh it is okay, yeah,
like a Chanelle or like a brand name. The thirty
two year old suspect believed to have consumed the egg
in an attempt to steal it. Evidence of the alleged
theft has yet to emerge, if you will, but an
officer has been assigned three and a half inches high
constantly monitor the man.

Speaker 1 (02:24:59):
They think they got swallowed. Yeah, wow, that's a trick.
That's pretty impressive. Yeah, he's going to have a bunch
of blood diamonds. Oh, it's going to be a pretty
interesting Darwin award.

Speaker 7 (02:25:11):
Exactly, But I mean some they have the police have
to just, I guess, sit there with a I don't know,
a strainer.

Speaker 11 (02:25:18):
I want to know what. I want to know what
the cop did? Who got put in charge of having
to sit there with?

Speaker 1 (02:25:24):
You mean doty duty?

Speaker 11 (02:25:25):
Yeah exactly, must have had sex with Yeah remember when
you take it in my wife?

Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
Well, what else have you got, Christy Lee.

Speaker 8 (02:25:38):
Scientists say smelling your own flagelence might be good for you.

Speaker 1 (02:25:41):
I knew it.

Speaker 8 (02:25:43):
Researchers at Johns Hopkins Medicine found that the hydrogen sulfid
that causes your fart's rotten egg smell can actually help
protect your brain cells from Alzheimer's disease. See I totally
don't believe this because we've ever been around Hopkins.

Speaker 1 (02:25:57):
I mean it's serious.

Speaker 8 (02:25:58):
Miss Well, people fart all the time. That's the body
naturally produces small amounts of hydrogen sulfide, which helps cells
communicate and regulate normal functions. Researchers found that the chemical
supports healthy brain signaling and levels drop with age, especially
in people with Alzheimer's, and it apparently is in the
proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences if you'd like

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to read more about it.

Speaker 7 (02:26:21):
Yeah, that serious, serious medical journal. Does they have to
be your own?

Speaker 8 (02:26:26):
I would think it would have to be your own?

Speaker 7 (02:26:29):
Is it wouldn't the hydrogen sulfide be in Joshus for example?

Speaker 2 (02:26:32):
I don't know you could be a donor. Yes, I'm
gonna live forever. Yeah, well, I gotta get out of
the fart bank.

Speaker 7 (02:26:40):
I lost a step in my memory.

Speaker 1 (02:26:43):
And get pink eye. Wow.

Speaker 7 (02:26:46):
Let's get back to our guests. Edwin mccainus here with.
You brought your guitar. Do you want to sing a
real song for us?

Speaker 1 (02:26:52):
No? Okay, I don't have to. I'm good. I think
we tapped out we hit the we've hit we've hit
the quota.

Speaker 7 (02:26:58):
You're nailed it though, such a good job. And you Ma,
you may be going off the summer back on tour.

Speaker 15 (02:27:03):
Yeah, I hope we're going out on tour that summer.
I like the big tours where we get to be
I mean, my goal is to be the greatest support
act in the history of man. Because how many people
you're taking with you when you're going we go out
with seven of us. It's five of us in the band,
two crew, I drive the bus. We're like Seal Team six.
We're we're lean and mean and we get it done.

Speaker 1 (02:27:23):
That's great.

Speaker 7 (02:27:23):
Now, last time I saw you, you were leaving a
major venue. You were opening for Collective Soul HOODI and collected,
and you didn't know it. I was right behind you
because I recognized your bus. I was trying to pull
up next to you. But you, I mean, the contractor
have been over for like ten minutes and you were, yeah,
driving to the next gig.

Speaker 1 (02:27:41):
Yeah, we have a whole we have a whole program.

Speaker 15 (02:27:44):
We get out of there, we beat the traffic, you know,
get on the highway, head for the next place.

Speaker 1 (02:27:49):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (02:27:50):
You and you can also repair the vehicle. I am,
you have what license you have to have?

Speaker 2 (02:27:54):
Now?

Speaker 15 (02:27:55):
Well you have to have a CDL and uh and
and I have to be you know, we used to
be we could just put private coach on the front
of it and that was it, and we could do
whatever we wanted to do.

Speaker 1 (02:28:05):
And now we're sort of we have to follow all
the rules.

Speaker 15 (02:28:09):
That's how I lost my bus driver, you know, my
old bus driver that used to share the duties with me.
When we had to become legal, I said, hey, say Dave,
we're gonna have to be on random drug screens from
now on.

Speaker 1 (02:28:22):
And he goes, well, today's my last day. How does
that work?

Speaker 7 (02:28:28):
You pull into a way station and they test your.

Speaker 1 (02:28:31):
You'reine, No, we don't have to do it.

Speaker 15 (02:28:32):
I just it shows up in the We get an
I get an email that I have to go by.

Speaker 1 (02:28:37):
I got to go buy one of those drug.

Speaker 15 (02:28:39):
Testing places and put in a random screen and they
give you a number and you send it all off
and do the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (02:28:46):
Well, this actually ties into a news story in an
odd way. There was a new story we had a
few years ago about a false male member. If you will, yeah,
you could put urine in.

Speaker 15 (02:29:03):
Yeah, dudes had them and rehab Yeah, yeah, that was happening.

Speaker 7 (02:29:07):
And I guess the trick I was told was you've
got to bring them up to temperature. Yeah, because people
would store that. You know, they'd go up to someone
and say, hey, can I have some of your pee?

Speaker 15 (02:29:17):
Well, the big problem was these idiots and Rehab would
get pee from women and then they would come back, Hey,
you know you're pregnant.

Speaker 1 (02:29:23):
Right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:29:27):
And we also had a new story I don't have
in front of me anymore, but we had a new
story about a h I want to say it was
a lady that walked into a seven eleven and put
a jar of her urine in the microwave because she
wanted to get it up to temperature for the fate.

Speaker 1 (02:29:44):
Man.

Speaker 7 (02:29:45):
But this is a this is a fake body part,
but it's not for the purpose of a drug test.

Speaker 1 (02:29:51):
You have the story.

Speaker 16 (02:29:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:29:51):
The former CIA agent known as the Chief of Disguise,
revealed some of the devices that they used during the
Cold War, among them fake scrotums and so called rectal toolkits.
In an interview with Wired, a Miss Joanna Mendez offered
a series of stories about some of the CIA's Cold
War era gadgets.

Speaker 2 (02:30:10):
Now, when she wore the fake scrotime, it was very open.

Speaker 8 (02:30:16):
A fake scrotome which could be prepared in advance to
conceal escape tools if the operative anticipated being captured or
strip searched. Huh, So you'd have to be able to
fit your real scrotum inside the fake scrotum, right, I
guess you just inside the tools. I would think.

Speaker 1 (02:30:32):
So.

Speaker 7 (02:30:32):
I mentioned the guys that have to do this, it's
probably a fairly unpleasant task. They have to search somebody and.

Speaker 15 (02:30:40):
Definitely not a quick draw situation. Yeah, hold on a second, yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:30:45):
Menndez also described a rectal toolkit, which he said was
a little bit like a suppository that you just inserted
in case you needed it. I wonder what it did
or what he said, It was important that it be
very well made, very smooth, did not cause any injury
coming or going. But inside of it were small tools
that could be used in a variety of voice picking locks.

Speaker 11 (02:31:07):
Yeah, I've seen that it has like a like a
wire cord for cutting, and it has like lock picks,
so you can pick your handcuffs or whatever got you.

Speaker 1 (02:31:16):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (02:31:16):
Tom Cruise has to do this for his next movie
because he always does his own stuff.

Speaker 7 (02:31:20):
All right, quiet on the set, we got to remove
the rectal tool, no smiling.

Speaker 1 (02:31:25):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (02:31:26):
Your handcuffed behind your back, you can just kind of
push it out and it's right there.

Speaker 7 (02:31:32):
Yeah, boy man, So this is the suppository when not
the not the scrotum thing?

Speaker 3 (02:31:37):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (02:31:38):
Because I thought of a great name for the spy
movie with the scrotum thing. Okay, scrotle recall, Yes, kind
of a robot thing. Okay, Well, are you glad you
don't have to do that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:31:54):
Escape with a to do they do?

Speaker 7 (02:31:55):
They train those guys how to pick locks and stuff?

Speaker 1 (02:31:57):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (02:31:57):
Oh yeah, behind your back? Sure, I don't know if
my arms would go down that far.

Speaker 1 (02:32:03):
To Oh yeah, we should handcuff you and try it.

Speaker 2 (02:32:07):
See if I can crap out all.

Speaker 7 (02:32:12):
Earlier in the show, you said you could make a
deposit into a pringles can, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (02:32:16):
Okay, Okay, well we'll talk about that later. Look up
Joey's face when you just said that.

Speaker 7 (02:32:22):
We had know this was a legitimate news story out
of Columbus, Ohio. A distinguished attorney for some reason.

Speaker 8 (02:32:28):
I don't know if he was distinguished distinguished.

Speaker 7 (02:32:30):
Now he was, and admitted that he had been pooping
into Pringle scans and throwing them at various sites around
the city.

Speaker 15 (02:32:41):
Yeah, look at his Well no, I'm just trying to
figure out the motive.

Speaker 1 (02:32:45):
Was it just to see if he was mad in there?

Speaker 2 (02:32:47):
He was mad at the city hall or something, and
he was throwing it at the building.

Speaker 1 (02:32:52):
Someone wrote us a.

Speaker 7 (02:32:53):
Letter saying, apparently the technique is you do that into
a pringle scan, then you put a layer of pringles
on top and leave it at your office.

Speaker 15 (02:33:01):
Whatever happens is the you know, the the flat the
little lunch bag and you light it on classics.

Speaker 7 (02:33:09):
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the champion, Joey Chestnunt, the eating champion of the world.

Speaker 1 (02:34:42):
Here in the.

Speaker 7 (02:34:43):
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Speaker 2 (02:34:55):
Top Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show. A line
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performance room. Hey, Josh, here's Jeff Oski at the Prize
Pick Sports desk. Hey, man, he's Cosby there. Hey, I'm
Josh Arnold with the I Hate Steven singer sidekick chaeron Tom,
if you would please introduce our terrific.

Speaker 7 (02:35:14):
Guests singer songwriter. He is also a got a great
little Christmas project that's floating around on Spotify. He is
Edwin McCain, a terrific, terrific musician, and also in the studio,
it's the legend himself, Joey Chestnut competitive eater, and Joey
has a big event coming up prior to the Big

(02:35:36):
ten Championship game. He's going to be trying to be
a big winner at the ale Emporium Hermanaki wing eating competition.
He has already shown us his special technique for eating wings.
And to make this clear, Joey, you they weigh, they
weigh the wings and the refuse if you will. So
it's based on the total amount of food eating food eaton.

Speaker 17 (02:36:00):
So if you have a technique that you're not efficient,
if you're wasting time getting the meat off the bone,
you have to get to get the meat off quick.

Speaker 7 (02:36:08):
And approximately how long will first of all, how long
will the competition be?

Speaker 1 (02:36:12):
How many minutes?

Speaker 17 (02:36:13):
It's a ten minute contest and uh yeah, ten minutes
of playtime and it's uh yeah, it goes If it's
a rough contest, it's a long ten minutes. If I'm
in my zone and the rhythm, it goes by pretty quick.

Speaker 7 (02:36:25):
And then approximately how many wings will it be?

Speaker 1 (02:36:28):
Do you think if you had to, Oh my gosh,
we're probably we ride around two hundred wings.

Speaker 15 (02:36:32):
Oh what has there ever been in like a cheating
scandal and competitive beating?

Speaker 1 (02:36:37):
Oh my god, well we're competitive.

Speaker 17 (02:36:39):
If I think it was Emma Smith who said if
you're not cheating, you're not trying. And you know there's
there's a couple of eaters who have been caught doing what.
Oh my god, they put things in their pocket, They
put things in they.

Speaker 1 (02:36:53):
Tried, they tried to hide the food. That''ll drop it
on the ground.

Speaker 8 (02:36:57):
Man, I was great at that as a kid.

Speaker 1 (02:36:58):
Yeah, me too. We didn't have a dog.

Speaker 7 (02:37:03):
There are certain things for you and you can't have
deserved until you eat that here boy. Yep, So that's interesting.
Are there judges then staring at you the whole time?

Speaker 17 (02:37:13):
So there's usually a couple of judges and then the
MC he's really the head judge.

Speaker 1 (02:37:17):
He's standing right behind.

Speaker 7 (02:37:18):
Hey, listen, try to get the officials from last week's
Colts game on your on your side. They wouldn't notice anything.

Speaker 1 (02:37:27):
They're apparently blind.

Speaker 7 (02:37:29):
Well, this should be interesting, and you are coming off
of this is a comeback.

Speaker 17 (02:37:34):
Yeah, Well, I've won every contest this a year except
for a wing contest, So I'm hoping I can break
my wing contest losing streak.

Speaker 7 (02:37:41):
Now the record for hot dogs on the fourth of July,
because you were back at that this year, but you
did not get that was not a personal best though.

Speaker 17 (02:37:49):
It was Now it wasn't personal best, but back in
the seventies and next year, I have a plan.

Speaker 2 (02:37:54):
I lose a couple of pounds. What is your personal best, man,
seventy six? Seventy six that's spirit yeah for America. Yeah,
now they for that. It's strictly the number of hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (02:38:07):
Right.

Speaker 7 (02:38:07):
They don't measure the refuse because there's gonna be fitting.

Speaker 17 (02:38:11):
Or yeah, so we dunked the buns in water. So
if you if you make a mess with your buns,
there'll be deductions. They'll they'll give you deductions.

Speaker 1 (02:38:18):
As they should. And everybody has two judges like they
take it very serious.

Speaker 17 (02:38:23):
Oh yeah, they're watching hard and uh yeah, so that one.

Speaker 1 (02:38:26):
I have a plan.

Speaker 8 (02:38:28):
No, you got to do seventy six for the two
and fiftieth year of the.

Speaker 1 (02:38:32):
Exact or at least match or a world record record.

Speaker 2 (02:38:35):
Does your announcer write his own introductions or does he
have a team, because those things are so amazing.

Speaker 17 (02:38:41):
Rich Or George George is on the on the Yeah,
he's the lead EMC and he's he kills it.

Speaker 7 (02:38:47):
If I were the president, you'd beat my speech, right, Yeah,
that guy, we've had him on the air.

Speaker 1 (02:38:50):
They're amazing.

Speaker 17 (02:38:51):
He gets the crowd amped up and I'm I go in.
I'm ready to I'll do whatever it takes.

Speaker 7 (02:38:56):
What is the temperature of the hot dogs? I'm sure,
I mean they got You got to make sure obviously,
in any of these company if if it's too hot.

Speaker 17 (02:39:04):
Well yeah, they'll always cool down. It's best if they're
warm still. But sometimes they've been sitting out a little
bit long. When when the meat kind of gets when
it's in now it gets.

Speaker 7 (02:39:12):
A little bit nicely tougher sitting is sitting in sort
of blue water.

Speaker 17 (02:39:16):
Yeah, so so hopefully they're still warm. If it gets cold.
Cold hot dogs aren't fun to eat. And it goes
back to like if it's garbage food, it's it's numbers
aren't gonna be good.

Speaker 7 (02:39:25):
Well, speaking of food, Edwin McCain, you drive the bus
for your band, and of course you're the start of
the band, but do you have rules about food in
the bus?

Speaker 10 (02:39:34):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (02:39:34):
We used to actually have little competitions like who could
bring the nastiest thing out of the truck stop for
the one hundred dollars prize, And we had to stop
doing that because the Ace of Spades was always the
pig's foot, and so we had to the flag on
that we had to stop doing.

Speaker 7 (02:39:53):
Do you keep the bus clean personally? Are you in
charge of them?

Speaker 1 (02:39:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (02:39:56):
Yeah, And so that's a that's an important moment in
my life where I'm sitting in there vacuuming the.

Speaker 7 (02:40:03):
Bus singing to your son.

Speaker 1 (02:40:08):
Oh yeah, No, it's.

Speaker 15 (02:40:09):
No higher praise than getting the bus. I just put
new floors on the bus so I can just swiffer
it out now.

Speaker 1 (02:40:15):
Oh nice, Oh cool?

Speaker 7 (02:40:17):
Now do you have a isn't the secret to these
busses to not have the name of your band on it?

Speaker 1 (02:40:22):
One hundred? Well, so there are used to be back
in the day.

Speaker 15 (02:40:25):
Back in the day, they used to name the buses
and the bus with busses name would be on the
back of the bus, right and and so we had
a bus called the Drifter and we called it the
lake House because every time it rained, it just poured
it inside of it. We love that bus and so
so uh, but people would misunderstand and that we'd have

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these old codgers knocking on the.

Speaker 1 (02:40:47):
Doors that the original drifters.

Speaker 15 (02:40:49):
You know, I have to explain it's not no, no sirs,
thanks guys, it's always a great pleasure.

Speaker 7 (02:40:58):
Edwin McCain and Joey Chestnut joining us here. And these
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