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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's The Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
This season, the Bob and Tom Television Network presents a
Christmas special You'll never forget. Hey, here's the doorbell. I'll
bet it's Carollers. That's right, America's favorite zombies are taking

(00:46):
a break from terrorizing the countryside to ring in the holiday.
So it's a walking Dead Christmas. Everybody knows that zombies

(01:06):
can eat flesh, but who knew they can also sing
like angels? And no one can embrace the true meaning
of Christmas like zombies.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
It's a walking Dead Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
And what Christmas special would be complete without a surprise
visit from Santa Claus.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Right now, Old Roles, give me back, nice play, or
you're on my list.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
It's a walking Dead Christmas.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Right after the inspirational Redneck Christmas Special, here comes Jesus
Boo Boo, only from the Bob and Tom Television Network.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Well, look who it is.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's you.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Thank you for joining us here at the O'Reilly Auto
Park Studios. That's right, ladies, it's the Bob and Tom Show.
Speaking of pretty ladies, there's Christie Lee at the Silie
Insurance Company news desk.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
That Godwin's over there. Hello, resplendent in corduroy.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
All right, it nice color.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
There's Willie Gee sitting in at my prize Pig sports
desk this morning.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Hey man as Cosby's there, Abby, I'm Josh Armas of
the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick j.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
I like it? Did you have it in dog poop brown?

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (03:02):
That hey, turt Is in this ship you know? Actually
coming up, we have the so called color of the year. Yeah, oh, Josh,
you better be sitting down when you hear the pros
they used to describe it.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
I always enjoyed that. It's usually and it's usually a
color I've never heard of.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Oh, this year, the color of this one, I am.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
I am so exciting. Don't say anything. I am so excited.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I believe it.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, it's a little less gay than it usually is.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
I go with that here.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Right off the bat, Christy made a face that made
me laugh jump back a little bit.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
I mean, seriously, can you imagine can you imagine if
he went to an NFL game? All right before U
before the game, we'd like to announce the color of
the year. The booing the wooden zoo every year, the
big deal and I love the pros.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
By the way, is it for the year it has
just passed? It's the wiol Yes exactly.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
How dare you you don't remember the color of the
year for twenty twenty five?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't, do you?

Speaker 6 (04:10):
You know something? Before the show, I thought, well, you
better look it up. I wonder if I wonder if
we did this story last year? Did my god? We
sure did. H of course we did the color of
the year last year. Let's se I've got it going
way back. We've done this story many many times. We
do it every year. Yeah, it was Ultimate Gray. Okay,

(04:30):
that was in twenty twenty one, and who can forget?
Who can forget Ultimate Gray? In twenty twenty one.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
Ultimate Gray ended up being probably the number one selling
paint color by Sherwin Williams.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
I think, I mean it was everywhere. Classic Blue was
the color of the year in twenty twenty and then
I've heard and then last year, excuse me, the twenty
twenty five color.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Of the year.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Yeah, but this one, mocha moose, Yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
Remember, because it was like a tannish brown color.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
The quote here is it looks like soft serve baby poop.
It does not say that the quote here.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
This is the problem with AI is that you get
a soft summary and dad, you have that same issue.
The quote here as if it's direct from the corporation,
not some Reddit comment.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Yeah, it's yeah. They give you the number because Pantone
obviously they have paint numbers, so you can get the
exact match the color of the year if you want
to squeeze it in mocha. Moose is a Pantone seventeen
twelve thirty, which I believe is also the name of
Elon Musk's latest kid, good Old, good Old, good Old,

(05:51):
seventeen twelve thirty. It's good to see you. Welcome to
the Earth. We'll get to this year's color of very exciting.
I've got a stack of male here that I have
not reviewed yet. We'll be getting to that. Also, yesterday
we had a really great time with a singer songwriter,
Edwin McCain, who did a great new Christmas song that

(06:12):
we was kind of a single long. It involves the
true story of his kids bringing home a baby chihuahua. Yeah,
and then we also had Joey Chestnut in the studios
with us, the world champion eater, and he's getting ready
for a big production and a big competition this weekend
as part of the Big Ten Championship celebration. Also today

(06:35):
we're going to feature Mickey pseudo and how does Nick
pronounce his last name? I have no idea, Nick Werry?
Is it weary? They're also in eating competitors, Yeah, and
we're going to meet them. Mickey, I understand, is coming
off a big win and has beaten Joey Chestnut. She's
very good.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
A friend of mine was explaining he saw her at
a concert and before the main act came on, she
came on stage and ate several dozen boiled eggs. What concert?

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Hey, you gotta show.

Speaker 8 (07:12):
Spec into a concert and the opening act was a
competitive eater.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Never yea, no, never.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Well, interesting that happened.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Uh. Speaking of concerts, we have a bizarre story involving
how do I word this? I was gonna say, hippie music, Uh,
jam bans, jam bands and ed M cool. There's a
really interesting story involving uh soon to be game show
involving them. But I'm very excited about and also the

(07:42):
great comedian Maria Bamford scheduled to stop by today. Looking
forward to be talking to Marilla. Absolutely, Patty G. You've
got a song for.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Us, songs plural, Okay, have a good time.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
To try to get try to get a good one on,
get a good one on early. And I don't know
if they're going to be bringing in more.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
Yesterday they brought in Hermanachi wings, which I had for
dinner last night as well. Yeah, put them in the
air fryar.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Oh yeah, those are nice.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Herman himself was here, the chef that developed the Hermanachy wings.
I'm hoping they bring more today.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
They were delicious.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yeah, they were great, So I guess you the listener,
okay to enjoy them, but well we'll explain their origin,
et cetera, et cetera. Now, Willie G is here with us,
and Willie we also talked with Al Jackson yesterday and
you and l Jackson will be in Dayton, Ohio tonight
and tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
Oh yeah, that'll be a good time.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, man, I'm excited to have hung out with that
a little while.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
He's the best.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah, I do have Funny enough, one of the letters
we got today was about meeting Al Jackson recently and
what a great time they had and what a nice guy,
nice guy Al is. Were you guys play.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Funny Bone Dayton Ohio, Come hang out, man, It's gonna
be a fun time. There's ticket. There's a ticket link.
Excuse me in my Instagram bio at willi a Griswold,
Come check it out.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
We were also talking about what what is your favorite
Christmas movie, and that kind of drifted into what is
and isn't a Christmas movie. I'm not so sure. That's
a very interesting debate. But we do have this, and Josh,
you're gonna have to help me with this, all right,
because I never I never actually watched this movie. I

(09:23):
watched this Christmas movie every year, writes Michael. Nineteen forty one.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Oh I don't boy, it's been I don't see the
connect twenty years since I've seen it.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
So said something about Ned Batty's closing line.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Oh yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Nineteen forty one was one of those movies. It was
Steven Spielberg attempt at a comedy and did not do well.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
No, I think it's better than its reputation. But it
has had everybody in it. Yes, Candy Ackroyd Blushi, Oh.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
Whoa that out? Yeah, I don't know why it would be.
I haven't seen it so I can't comment, but it
may in fact be a Christmas movie.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
So let me know.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
The debate is always about die Hard, which I think
there's no debate there. It takes place during Christmas, so
it doesn't have Santa Claus in it. Necessarily it takes
place during Christmas. Yeah, necessarily criteria for if you watch

(10:31):
It's a Wonderful Life. There's a couple of scenes where
if you have to look really carefully, if you can
see Santa Claus over there in the corner.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
He does say ho ho ho. He writes so ho
ho in it though I have a machine gun now, Yeah, sure, okay,
I just watched it. I watched that Harry Potter. There's
always it's Christmas, Harry. There's a fun scene in there.
I like a sort of kind of Christmas movie. It's
a good time.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
I just the only one I've watched in its entirety
so far this year is Home Alone. The first one.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Did you watch with the girls?

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (11:00):
They love it.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Yeah, that is so funny.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
That holds up.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's a good movie.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
I don't care for the second one.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
The John Candy ad libs, yes, oh the.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Pot he plays the clarinet player in the original.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
I know the main reason why Tom doesn't like the
second one. The bird Lady grosses him out.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
That just creeps me on Central Park.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I just love the way he couldn't even talk about
the first one. He couldn't even enjoy it without trying
a line in the sand. And by the way, I'm
not a fan of number to you guys, so don't
bring it up in front of me.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
I'm not anti sequel, I will. I think A Toy
Story two is the best movie that's come out in
the last fifty Anti weird pigeon Lady. Yeah, that I
lived in New York long enough. If you see someone
like that, they're gonna lift up their skirt and have
no panties on and scream wonderful backstory, what happened to you?
Just saying that's reality. I have a limited appreciation of birds.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
I do feel like that's amazing.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
That's one of the more amazing things I've got alated.
I could all tell a real quick story. It wasn't
your dad the same way, yeah, and a real quick story.
This is somewhat pretentious. There'll be three people out there
that will get this. There used to be a really
great famous restaurant on uh in London called Darien I

(12:30):
think it was. Was it Darien Thoms some d E
R R. I forgot exactly the name. But there was
an aviary upstairs in the restaurant and my father always
had wanted to go there. He've been reading about it
his whole life. And my sister moved to England. We
went over there and this was like such a special
moment from men. He was he had a cane and
a wheelchair. Was kind of a hassle to do stuff

(12:51):
when we were there, sitting down again, he had somewhat
limited mobility, and I swear to God a bird crapped
in his soup. And he hated birds because he couldn't
want to.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
So I guess I guess they.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
I guess they knew Jen. If you're listening, you can
back me up on this.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
So that kind of spoiled that, and that spoiled that
for you too, because no, no, I found it hilarious,
but I still don't I agree with them. I like
seagulls because it means you're near the water, you can
go sailing, but uh, I like looking at birds. From this,
I feel the same way about horses. I don't want
to ride them. I'm afraid of them, but I like
looking at him across the field. Fair enough, wouldn't I

(13:31):
feeding them a carrot? If they're in a stall, they
come on? I know my limitation, godliness, that's exactly right.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Birds, though, you know he has a limited appreciation. But seagulls,
it means that you're close to the water.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Maybe uniformly the most hated bird.

Speaker 9 (13:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Absolutely, it leads to the possibility of sailing.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
You see seagulls and you're gonna hear the the what
is it? The ocean, the stays and the shrouds and
the playging.

Speaker 8 (14:02):
Of the I can drive three miles from here and
show you seagulls.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
So that's not exactly true. Well, I know the seagullschs
is in my lawyer's law firm. Okay, well, I tell you.
Coming up, we have a bird tribute, a Christmas bird tribute,
right that is a perfect piece from comedian Randy Lewis.
We have to play it a guy. I love that.

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Speaker 6 (15:55):
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matching somewhat with Pat Godwin today.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah the light Brown going.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Yeah, Heather Heather Brown.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Both look terrific. There's my gosh, look at it. He's
a smiling he's got a great mustache going on. It's
Willie Griswold. Good to see you, Joys at the Prize
Pick Sports Desk. I'm not making I'm not to kind of.
I love when you do introt so much.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's my favorite thing and it always makes me smile
and legitimately I'm happy it broke me.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Was talking about it yesterday because Josh doesn't really have
a plan. He thinks he's ready, and then he starts
doing it, and then you hear these long pauses. Okay,
I gotta come up with that. That's not what I
was doing that.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
It's okay. Your dad's perception of what I do is
is is wrong. That's I just liked because you called me.
You said they look so nice, and you got to meet.
There was a Paul I didn't know if.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
A dig was coming.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
Maybe he thinks I'm unprepared, and yes, and honestly ill
equipped to do this.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Sure, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
At all.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
I just like to have fun with it.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
There's a Cosby make sure that you got the name right,
Charnold at the I hate Steven Singer sidekid Care and
there's Tom.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Hello, how is everybody doing.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
We opened up the show with it with the We
opened up the show with that Christmas classic, that zombie classic.

Speaker 13 (18:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
I love the part where it gets real serious.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
There's one zombie that's got got pipes. Yeah, he does
a little bit of Silent Nights.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
His zombie. I used to have a zombie friend. Oh yeah,
he's dead to me now. Oh yeah, uh, well we
were talking about birds, uh for some reason.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
Yes, and you we found out that Josh Tom doesn't.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
It's a limited appreciation for birds. I really like the
movie Home Alone. I don't care for the second one because.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
If they removed the Pigeon Lady, would you care for this?

Speaker 6 (19:00):
It might that might help help me a little.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
It's a fine sequel.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
It's the great Brenda Frickers.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Irish actress. That's just it has the kid's dream of
unlimited room service and what you would do? I mean,
that could be the whole movie for me. There could
be no conflict, a kid ordering pizza and burgers and wings.
That'd be a perfect movie. Drink.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
My problem with the bird Lady is the end of
the movie. He runs out, gives her an ornament, and
then runs back to his runs back to the Plaza hotel. Yes,
and I guess I've always wanted her just to go
all right, well I'll just stay here and be homeless them.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Okay, Yeah, I just I just crapped on a rock
over by the Essex House.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Maybe, oh maybe got a clean pair of clean pair
of undies.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Your rich dad doesn't have a contact.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
But again I do like I certainly do enjoy and
enjoy Home Alone, but I'm not a fan of the
bird thing. I I again, I like birds from a distance,
and I have friends that have whatever parakeets and cocka
teals and big birds. I just I don't want them.

Speaker 8 (20:15):
That's fine, every That's why we live in America.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Yeah, each Now, I had a bird feeder once.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
I had a bird feeder one.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
It's because usually I do want chick in here, because
he can make you shut up sometimes if chick gets
in your way too much, if he plays too much defense.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
We don't get stuff like this.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, we don't get I had a bird feeder once.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Well, point, I used to live in a house. They
call it a walk out, you know.

Speaker 6 (20:40):
Yeah, where the house is building the hill, sure, and
the lower level is you could walk outside from the
one side of the house.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
You describing the most regular things can sound so fun.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
At the point is there was a deck. So the
deck was like twenty feet off the ground because the
oil was kind of steep. So I spent an entire
sunday once rigging up a wire from the deck all
the way across the backyard. There was a damn in
the backyard kind of one hundred yards from my house.
Uh think it's a fair question. One time some drunk

(21:13):
drove a boat over it. That was pretty funny, and
he lived. The larger point here is so I set
up this. I set up with me this giant wire right,
and then I had a whole pulley system. Right, so
I could put the bird feed or stuff in there
and then keep the birds away from my house. Oh
you well no, because they crap all over the deck. Yeah,

(21:35):
which was and it was fairly effective.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
The day that I did it, my third trip to
home depot, the guy, the guy looked at me and
he goes, you're inventing something, mart you sir, I'll never
forget that. But so I'm not anti bird, like I said.
I just that movie creeps me out. I don't want
one birds landing on me. I went to my FedEx
store the other day and there's there was a guy
there with a parrot on his shoulder. Boys, that's slow delivery.

Speaker 14 (22:04):
Have you ever.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
I want to to my buddy show Sean, who works,
I said, who's this guy?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Go?

Speaker 6 (22:11):
He comes in here all the time. So if you
have a isn't the parent gonna poop all over your shirt?

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, that's just probably price you have to pay. I'm
not paying that Well.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
That leads to this, as Josh is called, this is
a perfect so called comedy bit. This really is every
word is in the right place. This is Randy Lubis
and one of the absolute classics. It's uh I think
we call it the real Twelve Days of Christmas.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
You know you play that?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
You know.

Speaker 12 (22:41):
I hate to sound like a scrooge, but I used
to work in a department store and I used to
sit there for an eight hour shift and have to
listen to that Musach Christmas tape over and over, and
they would play the single most.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Annoying song known to man.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
You all know that song.

Speaker 12 (22:54):
I'm talking that song, that Twelve Days of Christmas. Now,
first off, guys, I don't believe this song. I can't
believe that anybody is this into.

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Birds, all right, think about it, Tom.

Speaker 12 (23:07):
On the seventh day alone, this guy's getting seven swans,
a swim and six geese, a lay in, four calling birds,
three French hens, two turtle doves.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
And a partridge. That's twenty three birds.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Who is this man?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Alfred Hitchcott.

Speaker 10 (23:23):
By the twelfth day, he's accumulated forty two swans, a
swim in, forty two geesea lay in, thirty six calling birds,
thirty French hens, twenty two turtle doves, and twelve partridge.

Speaker 15 (23:35):
Now, I hope this man's got a newspaper subscription, because
that's one hundred and eighty four birds. We didn't even
take into consideration. Those geese are a laying, some of
those eggs will be a hatching. Hey, and if that's

(23:59):
not bad enough, come the eighth day, they start sending
in show business people, ladies, dancing, drummers, drummer.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
And pipers, pipe.

Speaker 16 (24:09):
Lords a leaping.

Speaker 15 (24:12):
All right, Bob, I'll accept that they're in show business.
They're used to working around the holidays, But what about.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Those poor maids of milking. They ought to be home
with their family on Christmas, not.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
Yanking on a cow.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
You're gonna see him sitting there on their stool. He
brings in one more stinking.

Speaker 15 (24:35):
Bird, and I'll be damned if I'm picking those pears.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Randy Leubis and an absolute gem. Thank you very much, Randy.
I always loved that piece, and that was something every
year that I find really irritating.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (24:57):
It's when the TV news guy comes up, Hey, we're
going will maybe the price how much is the twelve
Days of Christmas this year?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:08):
God, my yardstick for how the economy's doing it out.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
Yeah, the one, the one story where I'd like to
see the newscaster picked off with the rifles when they
when they when they do the one every year about
well they say that people watching the NCAA college basketball
tournament is gonna the productivity of our country is gonna
We're gonna have a depression because you know, and it's
it's Christmas with the companies like Christmas Gray and Shafting

(25:34):
or something, and they start talking about the lack of productivity. Hey,
we have to have a little bit of fun.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Okay, No, I like that one too, because I think
it's important to point out to menial workers you're not
doing enough.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
How dare you take a break and watch a basketball
game for five minutes? I mean morale does a lot.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Productive.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
It would be so cool if the news anchor, while
reading I was like, you know what, screw this, lights
a cigarette on areas and then I don't want to work.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
The NEOs kester let us smoke, grabbed a beer and
popped the game on it. You know, I could read
about the latest murder down, Tom, But let's watch let's
watch some Now that I've said, I hate the story.
It is founded here the Christmas. Yeah, hear it, and
I'll read it verbatim.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
He really is so arbitrarian.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
But now you can guess, Oh, Christy will know this one. Now,
think about what's on the twelve days of Christmas. It
includes five golden rings. Yeah, as a matter of fact,
thirty two point five percent more expensive for the golden
rings since last year. Nice, that's staggering. The overall, of course,

(26:41):
the cost is celebrating Christmas. He's glimbing again, babe, bla,
it's apparently overall four point five You know.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
When you're reading like that, it is kind of any.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
And when they do it, I want to know, are
they leasing like the Maids of Milking and the Lord's Eye?
Very They go back to Civil War era human ownership.
They don't have fun.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Man.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
So anyway, uh, do you change the channel if you're
listening to one of those Christmas radio shows and the
that song comes on twelve days of Christmas?

Speaker 5 (27:19):
You know, I don't hear it very often. Now I
think they kind of.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Know, Yeah, they know.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
I was kind of surprised that there are so many
different Christmas channels.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Now, yeah, I had no.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Idea, and every every city has at least two.

Speaker 15 (27:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
But there's like a soul Christmas. That's a good one,
Smokey Robinson.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
But then there's also the all instrumental ones.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Yes, there's the standard favorites, and there's the kind of
solemn ones where they don't segue from Silent Night into
Grandma got run over by a raty deer.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Did you guys sing along?

Speaker 6 (27:58):
Of course?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, wouldn't you. I'm like an annoying theater again, I'm harmonizing.
I'm the worst. Yeah, I'll go a third above myself.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
I actually listened to Christmas music on the way end
of day.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
I haven't done that fun.

Speaker 14 (28:11):
It was very fun.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Christy.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Here some Dean Martin and Frank.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Sin that is adorable. I am so jealous of your
little cartoon doll like you had just listening to Christmas music.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
If you have you heard the I know you like
Dean Martin. I do too. But if you're Dean Martin
his version of Rudolph the Red Nose Rainier, he calls
them Rudy's hilarious. Nobody else could get away with Rudy.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
He had three beers.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
He was having fun.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Let him go.

Speaker 6 (28:37):
I loved it. Yeah, apparently he kind of breezed through
almost everything. I guess for that TV show, he'd show
up five minutes before it starts for him and read
just read the.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Cars, and they were all kind of Sinatra of the director.
Any movie director would be like, let's get another take.
You go, no, no, we got it.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
They were just like even the studio.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
Can you imagine having that kind of cool, being that
cool the burden?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I bet yeah, A look at you over there with
your Bahamas canvas sat on. Mister so not just screws
up in New York, New York, and they just kept it.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
He repeated a line at the end famously, he doesn't
he doesn't get the end right, and they didn't fix it.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Imagine that.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Tell him he didn't get the end right?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
You tell them. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
I don't think Willie has heard Sinatra's version. We were
talking yesterday about that controversy. It started I think six
or seven years.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
Ago exactly when it was eighteen.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
Yeah, it was, and it was a radio station in
Ohio made a real big deal out of not playing
Baby It's Cold, the song baby, it's cold outside. And
then they went into this whole thing about date rape
and got real serious. Yeah, and uh, Frank Sinatra did
a famous version of the song.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
It's such a better way to say, you need those
two words.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
I didn't need to hear those a set up for
a bit.

Speaker 10 (30:02):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
This call me under the date is yeah, Pat.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
They can't appreciate the warm water. The cold will make
a lot of date. Right now, you've got a hilarious
song about this topic.

Speaker 17 (30:18):
Totally.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
We only talk about roofies for about thirty seconds, But
go ahead, I would.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
I would it go well. Sinatra and Margaret of course
did a version and it goes something like this.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
I really can't stay you're staying.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
I'm glad to have you here. Thanks for coming along. Yeah,
I sing along too, although there's uh. I've been having
some issues with my especially my left ear, I from
wearing headphones all these years. And they did that one song.
Do you hear what I hear?

Speaker 15 (30:48):
No?

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Turn it up, I can't hear anything, mister.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Uh, what a drag?

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Do you have a good ear and a bad ear?

Speaker 11 (30:56):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (30:56):
In fact, I'm gooined the doctor. My right ear is
really bad.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Real bad do you find it? And I don't want
to get too personal. Actually there's music going on right now,
there is. Yeah, yes, you fixed it.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Was a real Tell Tell Eddie, Tell Eddie that this.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Tell Eddie or Jason I hit you with a hammer.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
Tell Eddie our engineer that apparently the potent geometer number
five is leaking. Oh not number five. I was jamming
to some Ray Bryant Ray Bryant trio highly recommend, certainly
were this morning. I love you love.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Getting here early and just rocking out a little bit
doing some homework.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
No, it's not rocking really, what is it?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Jazz? It's that's jazz jazz.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
Oh, it's just great now, it's kind of it's the
kind of stuff you'd hear it in a Woody Allen movie.
Nice jazz piano.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
You love what he Allen man?

Speaker 6 (31:55):
What was I gonna mention?

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Just the way he's chosen to live his life?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Oh, I know, Christy in the bedroom. If you have one,
if you have if you have one year, that's better
better than the other.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Yes, I may have to lobby to switch sides. I
just when I go to Pat imagined that you had
a woman you were sleeping with as a post to
someone you paid a feed you to come over for
a brief flames.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Yeah, I do have a great Josh insults coming up.
I'm so excited about.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
I thought I'm sitting on it all day.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
No, I thought of it while listening to some cool
jazz this morning. I'm so excited for it. It is
such a stretch and it's such a terrible jobs.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
How does that make you feel, knowing that while you're
not here, he thinks of an insult so good, and
he writes it down and it makes him smile a
little bit.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Well, there are more mornings where in the green room
we'll run into each other and he'll go, oh boy,
do I have a good for you later? And I
originally wrote it for Pat.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Oh yeah, I thought I lost too much weight, So
now you got to send it Josh's way.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
No, I just thought it was I thought Josh won't
be as angry because it's clearly I'm joking. But my
point was going to be if I was going to
make one. I always sleep on as as if you're
lying down on your back in the bed. I'm always
on the right side me too. In a hotel wherever,
it is Kelly's there. I'm here all right, but my
left ear is the bad one. So if it was,

(33:30):
if she's talking to me, thank you, Josh Hope, do
we have.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
That on tape.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
I can't believe you didn't make that joke.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
I can't believe you waited for him to make that joke.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
You thank you? So yeah, I so I have to
then kind of prop myself up and do a spin
so I can hear what she's saying.

Speaker 8 (33:47):
I want to change because I sleep on my right
side and I'm it hurts my ear so bad. I
want to change to the other so I can sleep
on my left.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
So you're actually discomfortable, Yeah, yeah, I'm just having communication issues.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Wich.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
You're already pretty pretty rough. Let me see. Okay, well,
let's move forward here right behind Josh, tell me what
that is behind Josh.

Speaker 8 (34:08):
That is an or a flame or a frame. And
it's got a beautiful photograph of our new Bob and
Tom Christmas.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
And really holding a birthday cake. Yeah, there's me holding
the Christmas sweatshirt.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
I love this frame and it continues to move and
switch pictures. There's Pat doing whatever he does on stage
with the guitar, and.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Then that's Pat with his birthday cap is such a
day for some reason, and I loaded I.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Think that Pat is that in that was our gig
live in Iowa.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
I but want to say any any EV.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Can tell by where I'm standing on a random stage, Mike.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Grandma is one of these. She loves it so much.
She does a great bet over Thanksgiving. It would show me,
she go, oh, it's my favorite grandsign. And then it
showed me cousin Cooper and she, Hey, Cooper, that's my
favorite grandsign. It's a great bet, by the way, if
you want to have a little fun with it.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
This really is a terrific present. And what I didn't
understand I was able to load these photographs on at
my house and this thing was here in the studio.
It's called the Aura frame A U R A. We
talk about a lot of stuff on the air. We
talk about the ray Coon earbuds and Omaha steaks, and
I believe in all these products. I love this thing. Yes,
as soon as I realized how it worked, I bought

(35:15):
one last weekend. There's my wordle. One day I took
a photograph of it. The word that day was Radio.

Speaker 8 (35:21):
It's that they sent us this Carver Matt frame and
you could get one too and give it as a
holiday gift. And there's a great deal going on right now.

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(35:51):
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Speaker 6 (35:55):
There's a picture of Josh. There's a picture of Josh
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Speaker 6 (36:14):
It's a truly great gift. Coming up, We've got some
great guests from the Rally Autopart Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (36:22):
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Speaker 5 (36:32):
Hey, it's a Bob and Tom Show live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank you so much for joining us.
There's Christy Lee at the Silik Insurance Company news desk.
He Pat Codwin's there, Hello, next to Jess Hooker, who's
entered the room. Hi, Josh, Hi, there's Willie g hey Man,
good to see you, to see you at the Prize
Pick Sports desk. Case Cosby's there, Patty. I'm Josh Arnold

(36:54):
with the I Hate Steven Singer psidekick Jared Tom Shall
we get to some listener letters or.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (37:01):
I think we can do that.

Speaker 8 (37:03):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
I just want to say Al Jackson and Willie g
at the Dayton Funny Bone for some great live stand
up comedy tonight and tomorrow. And I guess we forgot
to get to our letter segment.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
What have you got?

Speaker 6 (37:15):
What have you got over there?

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Josh? Well, yesterday you asked what foods would we eat
in in a competition?

Speaker 6 (37:21):
All right, we had the great Joey Chestnut here. He's
going to be doing a wings eating competition. By the way, Willie,
he showed us his technique for eating wings, and I
asked him and if I said, do you watch video
of your events to help you with your technique? And
he does slow mow. It's like a football player.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
You watch his tape.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Watch his tape.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
That's cool, that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
But he has a technique involving it makes me so ferious.

Speaker 18 (37:52):
You do this.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
You do this to me all the time with wordle.
You did this with dear Evan Hansen. You did this.
I tell you about something and it does doesn't read
mister at all five ten times, and then another person
tells you about it, and you go, oh, there's this
beautiful wing technic.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Let's tell Willie all about this.

Speaker 13 (38:08):
Sorry, that's Dad's across the boarder.

Speaker 18 (38:10):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Absolutely, yeah, you don't take that problem.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
We have that on slow mo on our social media.
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Watch it his technique and we do have Mickey Pseudo
coming in. We'll find out what her technique is. But
there's a lot to of you have to watch out
for superfluous arm movements. Yeah, it was just fascinating. In
any event, we have a letter regarding this.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Yeah, you would ask.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Us what foods we would go with, what did you
guys say smart competition?

Speaker 5 (38:35):
No, no, you're fine, I said spaghetti.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
Oh okay, Christy, what did you say say anything would.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Get us yet?

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
You guys have We're just sitting in the corner.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Pat and I are just kind of here and you
still don't have an answer. Well if you, if you,
what do you think you could eat the most of?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Boy?

Speaker 5 (38:58):
I don't Joey made it, Claire, you want to win?

Speaker 8 (39:00):
I would take you know, this sounds crazy, soft tacos
because it'd be easy to eat and I love tacos.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Christy, that's that's mine too. Actually, really really, I did not.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Know what would they be filled with?

Speaker 8 (39:10):
Just beef, cheese, and lettuce.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
That's it?

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Okay, are you going beef too?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Will? Yeah? I'll go, or shredded chicken if I can
get the ones that I love. Shredded chicken. And by
the way, I have just to cut in. I've seen
him when I was a child, just met him and
Sam living together what we called the bachelor pad. We
had these great family dinners every night, the three of
us surrounding the kitchen sink, and my dad would house
a plate of spaghetti in twelve fifteen seconds.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Oh, we believe it. We've seen him meet here.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, he does spaghetti. He cuts his spaghetti with the
side of the spoon and then shovels it in. He's
not even a twirler. He gets it all over.

Speaker 8 (39:45):
Oh my husband doesn't a twirl either.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
It's crazy to watch him do his thing. You guys,
I got it to Okay, twirling is far too delicate.
I'm I'm there to shore show that food. Who's go ahead?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Oh? What would I my food that I would do
in a competit?

Speaker 11 (40:00):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (40:00):
I would take the King crab, dip it in the butter.
I'll clarify, dip it again.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
Yeah, but you gotta crack it. That takes week.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Oh no, no, they're pre cracked because I'm allowed to
do that.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
All right?

Speaker 8 (40:13):
Nice?

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Yes, what would you want?

Speaker 8 (40:14):
Oysters?

Speaker 16 (40:15):
Hands down?

Speaker 13 (40:18):
Twenty four oysters last night at dinner?

Speaker 6 (40:22):
Yeah, I can't. I can't eat them there. Maybe maybe homophobic.
I just can't take that load of no thing. That's
the word I'm looking for.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Homophobic. Yeah, eat them off a penis.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Don't think it's homophobia. I do think you just told
on yourself, though, I do think that you just gave
up some information. It's like that congeal lot of I
do what you're saying. I love them too, Jessin.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
In fact, that's the one food that gave me three
days of awful, incredible, debilitating food poisoning.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Ye, and I've still gone back.

Speaker 13 (40:56):
Yeah, I'm so nervous every time.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
I'm like, this is going to be the time, the only,
the only time I ever ate him.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
I ate him. I was up at Harbor Sprigs and
my dad loved him.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
We ate him in.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
An hour later, I was at Little Caesar's vomiting in
the parking lot. Not not from Little Caesars, but that's
happened with my buddy. Chip and I were over there
because they had a bar and nikes.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Wait no, because they had a bar, you have It
was the Booze. It wasn't the oysters.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
No.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
No, I hadn't even walked in yet.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
You're a liar.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
No, I had just gotten there. I'll be right in, Chip, Well,
I chose a what did you choose kind of with
the you shrimp? Yeah, or pizza? That that would have
to be that they would have to be the perfect temperature. Yeah, yeah,
other way?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
What have you got?

Speaker 6 (41:44):
What they say?

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Well, I chose egg rolls because I love them so much,
and I know the crispiness, could you know, tear up
the mouth whatever. Well, Anthony has written and he says
there is among egg roll eating challenge that h m
O ng are you guys is so familiar with? That
is not a slave population in China, you know, I
think at one time.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Honestly, I don't know if we need to touch on it. Dad,
you are having any of your life here, You're just
killing it. There is some history there. I don't know
very I thought that was a healthcare thing. H and
An ng Oh okay, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
HMO says what he said.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
There's a restaurant called egg Rolls Incorporated. I'm already.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
If they're so good they have incorporated. It's in one
of our favorite towns, Appleton, Wisconsin. You eat twelve of
their very large but healthy egg rolls in a flavor
of your choosing an under twenty four minutes. So that's
an egg roll every two minutes. Yeah, I don't know
that I could do it.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Does is there a prize?

Speaker 5 (42:55):
He said it was featured on Man Versus Food. He
didn't say anything about a prize, but he did say,
if you fail, they put a picture on the wall
of shame. That's a lot of yeah, Buddy said, it's
an idea if you uh, if you're ever in the
Apple I will absolutely be hitting up en Rolls Incorporation.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
No, we're gonna we have us speaking of a power
eating We're gonna have a couple of famed championship eaters
in the studio with us. Also a great comedian, Maria
Bamford joining us. A little bit later on. We are
in the Orally Auto Parts Studios, and this is the
Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 6 (43:40):
It could be very tasty.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Hey, there, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Lied from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Leeza the Silac Insurance
Company News desk.

Speaker 8 (43:50):
Happy to be here today.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Oh good, We're happy to see you. There's Pat Godwin. Hello,
Jess Hooker across the way. Hi next to Willie g
at the Prize Picksports desks. Hey man as Cosby's there. Hey,
I'm Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer Sidekick chair,
And I know what you're all you're thinking, Josh, Avocado
toast peaked in twenty sixteen and it's been on its
way out ever since.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
I totally disagree. I'm loving it this morning. There's Tom right.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
It's really good. It's very good.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
It's really good.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
You don't strike me as an avocado toast guy, but
that's okay.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
I I pretty much have an avocado with day.

Speaker 16 (44:22):
It's good.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
You hats either have it in the morning or I
add it to h cereal. You know, I think I'm
using the wrong milk because it doesn't taste great.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yeah. Yeah, so if you have a milk suggestion for
avocado cereal.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Yeah, we could actually before we get to sports, we
could actually segue into an important news story about things
like avocados, in this case the world of beats.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I love him too, and really, yeah, get behind him.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
You might be able to soon. It took me a while.
It took me until I was in like my forties.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I have been kind of having that. I'm pretty cool
with cottage cheese nowadays. Yeah, a thing for me, it's
it's guys. Since I've turned thirty, I'm so lame. I
want to buy a hat at every restaurant that I
go to.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
I had that.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
It's all.

Speaker 19 (45:13):
Yeah, as I get over, I'm starting to enjoy candy bars.
Just shifting into a whole different shade.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
But when you get to let me know, as James
Joyce said, life is many days, this will end. These
are phases.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
How do you take that jump? Willly to try that
cottage cheese after all these years.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Honestly, it's funny because it's the opposite of like, oh,
I'm turning into an old guy. It's all damn TikTok.

Speaker 13 (45:39):
Yeah, cottage cheese is having a moment.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
So now I made like a chicken. I've been making
shredded chicken. I got an instant pot. I think I'm
a sixty year old man.

Speaker 15 (45:47):
Now.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I don't know what happened, but I'm making shredded chicken
with some rice and a little cottage cheese in there.
Put in a little torteina.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
Before we get to the beat story, I do want
to mention this.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
We had already mentioned beats.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
I mentioned beats. This is we were talking about eating
how many eggs you could eat? Yeah, and I think
I could eat probably twenty deviled eggs, but that would
be half half. So you know what the world record
is for eating eggs. It used to be held by
Joey Chestnut at one hundred and forty one hard boiled eggs.
Are right, boy, a guy named Josh kotrol ate one

(46:27):
hundred and forty three hard boiled eggs in under four minutes.
Oh my god, you're not even chewing.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
You're exactly right.

Speaker 8 (46:35):
Yeah, ah, that would be horrible.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Oh, just thinking about it makes my ass hurt. I mean,
it's brutal.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
And also, whenever you get hard boiled egg there's always
like the one weird green yolk one you're putting that back.
You can't think about it at all.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Yeah, okay, Well, this is about the healthy of qualities
of beats.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
New research suggests drinking beat juice can help lower blood
pressure and older adults, I do that. Scientists at the
University of Exeter had older volunteers drink a concentrated beat
root juice shot twice a day for two weeks. Their
blood pressure went down and effect not seen in younger participants.
Experts say the benefit comes from the juice is high
nitrate content, which can lower blood pressure and reduce the

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risk of heart disease.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
I have two things I want to Yeah, first, how
come these stories? It's always something crappy like beats? Why
isn't it ever they find out that if you drink
do shots of Jack Daniels every morning and.

Speaker 18 (47:32):
Too.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Yeah, what I'm looking forward to is they that you know,
if you smoke cigarettes and eat coffee cake, you're gonna
lose weight and feel better about life. Well, these cigarettes
you can lose weight, that too. But the other thing
about beats, and I used to I still have my juicer,
but I kind of haven't used it lately, but I.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Will, Thank goodness that thing ruined my life for a
few years. It's very noisy before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Hey, you want to drink a bunch of celery now,
But I would I would use only a little celly,
primarily carrots.

Speaker 8 (48:02):
Yeah, that's when his hands turned O.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
I was doing so much carriacters. Yeah, he looks like
a Simpson.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
I was drinking too much carriacters. But if you if
you put beats.

Speaker 13 (48:11):
In there, beats and carts together are good.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
And this is a warning.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
I am not making this up.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
If you drink beat juice, it looks like you're bleeding
internally if you use the facility in your home and
look down. Yes, I mean it's really creepy. So if
you're new to the world of beats and you're trying
to lower your blood pressure, your blood pressure may go
up when you look in the toilet and think, oh,
dear God, I've got internal bleeding. They need to warn

(48:39):
you about that. But I would always pretend that it
was just the healthy benefits were because it was the
blood of a virgin youth. Ye see, that's proven that
it helps your blood pressure.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Right.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
Was the Incas or the Aztecs that were good about
drinking that anyway, So there's a little little health tip
for you.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Uh oh, good juice. I love them to and I
drink the leftover juice.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
I know it's not as much as they're saying there,
but hey, you ever used a juicer?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:09):
I own one.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Oh yeah, they're great.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
They are great.

Speaker 16 (49:12):
I used mine this morning.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
But they're there, they feel it's to me, it reminds
me of a chainsaw. Yeah, they're kind of dangerous. Yes,
they're not messing around. Yeah, yeah, they're heavy and when
you put there and you just don't. You don't want
to get your finger in that grinder, Gizmo. I'm just
telling you a little bit of a warning. Now we
have yet to go to the sports page. But do
we have some more letters?

Speaker 8 (49:34):
I have a letter.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Sorry, we're not gonna go now. Do you want to
go to the sports pace?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
No, it's fine.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
I feel a moral obligation to read some of these letters.
These people have taken the time.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Ryan's one, Jamir gabs three touchdowns. Make it a go on, folks,
how about that? No, I'm not mad at you. We've
got plenty of Come on, let's not fight together. We
have a common enemy.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Let's get out of the big guy. Okay, guys, save
your energy. You're gonna need it for him later. Nothing wrong, Christy,
I apologize.

Speaker 8 (50:01):
Remark in California. Hey guys, Christy, not only did we
have those string icicles, we were talking about those the
tinsil has gone away for a lot of people. Our
mom made us take each one off. My mother did
this too, one by one and saved them so we
could use them next year.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Oh did the exact same thing.

Speaker 8 (50:21):
And she had this box, this special box and she
would lay them out one by one.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Every year, I'm consuming tinsel like twenty five cents for
a bail.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
But I think that's less popular than it used to be.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
They have this thing called Victorian tensil that's kind of
popular this year.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Yeah, yeah, I will not give it up.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
What does that look?

Speaker 8 (50:43):
It's kind of freakily like.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
It's hard to explain, but.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I just have this big dumb boy brain. When I
hear Victorian tensil, I just go, man, I don't care.
That is not for me.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
I don't want to know what it is.

Speaker 6 (50:58):
But I was saying that because we were talking about
a news story yesterday in which a British company has
a catproof tree and it's an artificial tree and the
bottom three feet are cut off, so it's looks like
a pole with this little tree on top.

Speaker 8 (51:13):
Which you can easily do at home.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
It's pretty dumb, but we were talking about how tinsel.
If you have a dog, you'll know that if there's
tinsel around, eventually you're going to be doing that thing
where you have to lean over with some rubber gloves
and keep yanking on tinsel to get it all the
way out of the.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Dog is the have a nice festive poop.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Yeah, my dog. Right, dogs are crazy, Miss Hooker.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Have you ever had your dog eats sidewalk chalk? Oh,
it's very common.

Speaker 13 (51:46):
No, my dog just eats dog food.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
The girls are out there and then the driveway drawing stuff.
It's really fun. And then and then they they'll they'll
leave the sidewalk chalk and you walk by, mister Flincher goes,
this looks interesting, and they eat it. Then they have
a very festive poop about two days later.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Are undisciplined children and undisciplined yeah? God? Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Okay, Now we've got a letter here from Jim. Jim
Jim is mad at me because I pronounced the name
of his town wrong. Again. It looks like Borodino b
O r O d I n O, but apparently it's Bordino. Okay,
I think it's not to say thank you for reading.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Why would we know that?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
And then and then and then.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Over here.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
We got it wrong, John, Jim, I'm so sorry, and
he goes, I want to thank Josh and Chip for
defending me against Tom's delusion.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Chick chicksh what did you say? It's fine, just finished
reading the letter. I don't know what you said, but
we might be off in Bordino right now.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Okay, a Bordino. Sorry, and I forget what state that's in.
Good Okay, Jim, you gotta write back. I don't have
the other letter we read, so in that sports no
coming up, we're gonna check him with Willie at the
sporting scene.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
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Speaker 6 (53:15):
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and order boxes of Omaha steaks and uh send them
to folks. All the comedians who come by like to
send him steaks, and my brothers.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
And because he does, Hey, hey, we talked to that
guy twice this year. I'll send him some oba I
work with. Here's a yo yo with my face?

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Are you forgetting the pop? Those yo yos, those yohos
type of the way are collectible, and every one while
someone will someone will send me something from eBay where
it's one of my classic Christmas gifts like the dog
food bowls with picture on it. Those are valuable.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Somebody took those and saw them on eBay.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Oh yeah, Oh, he'd be amazed at what money I made.

Speaker 13 (54:16):
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from a listener went to her house.

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Really yeah, you like confront and say, hey, why are
you selling these ors?

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Wait a second, you're gonna get every Christmas I give you, guys,
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You do, no, no, you do plenty times.

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I guess steaks would be a little price here where
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little bit because we love to.

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I know you need fine.

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Gift family and friends or pot pie plays is gonna
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Kind of okay, yeah, yeah, they're really great.

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Okay, thank you very much. Once again.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
Coming up some great guests and that would include comedian
Maria Bamford also the famous eater Mickey Pseudo. As we
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Tom Show.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Hey, It's the Bob and Tom Show Live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Sidelink Insurance
Company news desk. Hello, Bet Godwin's there, Hi, Josh Next
to him, it's Jess Hooker. Hello, Willie g at the
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Speaker 6 (58:17):
I'm going through some mail here. I'm going to read
a couple of these for your dining and dancing pleasure.
We have this one, which says, dear Josh, Hi, sorry
to bother you at ork. Okay, So this comes to
us from Bonita Springs, Florida. What did I say, Beanita Springs?

(58:40):
It's like a borto. Please Doanita Banita Springs, Anita Springs, Florida.
Dear Josh, I once met a man who's spread old
wives tales. He was a gynecologist. I don't know why this, Josh,
because he knows I'm a sucker for jokes. I love.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
I love that old silly, usually blue jokes.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
And this one again, I'll read verbatim.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
It begins, sorry to bother you at work after I
complained about it, they have to do it.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Brendan in Syracuse writes, I saw
Al Jackson Hey a couple of weeks ago. It was incredible.
I got a chance to meet him after the show.
He treated me like we'd known each other for years.
He's one of the nicest guys I've ever met. We
chatted about the Brendan and uh it just goes on

(59:36):
to say how much he enjoys it. So thank you
very much, and that reminds me Willie g and Al
Jackson Tonight Dayton, Funny Bone. Tomorrow Night Dayton Funny Bone.
So go check out some live stand up comedy, have
some fun, forget about your troubles. Yes, just for a
few minutes. Anyway, Now, we have been promising to get

(59:57):
to the sports page. Willie, we got some cool stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Yeah. Gibbs and the Detroit Lions have beaten the Dallas
Cowboys to help their playoff chances. Gibbs ran three touchdowns
and Thursday Nights forty four to thirty wins. So Jamiir
Gibbs fantasy owners very happy this morning. Hey, Indiana coach
Kurt Signetti has been here before twice. His second ranked Hoosiers,
just like first ranked Ohio State have not. For the

(01:00:21):
first time in more than a decade, and just the
third time since the conference championship games became all the rage,
the nation's top ranked teams will play for a title.
It is football.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
I was lost.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
It is football. I mean, that's a good question. If
someone's listened to this five years ago and they're saying, hey,
Indiana's playing Ohio State for the title, no one would
have thought, yeah, man, this is fun. Well, hey, guys,
you know what that sports? So thanks, I mean, we
can talk. Michael Jordan is a part of a NASCAR
team and they're in a lawsuit. Do you want to
talk about that?

Speaker 18 (01:00:52):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Okay, that's really weird.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
This one will just make him mad. But the World
Cup draw takes place Friday today, and like the World Cup.
Oh really, well, it's gonna feature four debuting teams, Cape Verde,
Curasow which is a great alcohol, Jordan, and Uzbekistan.

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
They're going up to forty eight teams in the World
Cup next year.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
I didn't even know there was forty eight countries. That's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:01:16):
I know it is knockout round.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Still asking why, Yeah, I would be lying if I
said I can. I just can't stand watching soccer. I
think it's incredibly boring.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
I played it in high school.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
But I just it's just I don't know. And obviously
it's a big deal with the World Cup is coming here.
Did you did I give you the FIFA trophy story?

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
No, I can check.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
That would be yeah, the uh I got one over here? Yeah,
the Lego thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Yeah, Lego is releasing a life sized replica of the
World Cup Trophy. Lego teamed up with FIFA to announce
the product that will launch the Toy Browns, the toy
Brown Brands brands, Browns Brands. Why am I an and
from Wisconsin? Right now? The toy Briand's first World Cup
line of products next year, The Lego version of the
trophy will be the exact same height.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
That costs twenty four thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
It takes eight months to put together.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
No, it has two thousand pieces and it goes on
sale for two hundred dollars in March twenty twenty. Relatively
so for the nerd that has a lot of money
in your life, this is for you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
But now my son and your brother Sam. If you
ever ever been to Sam's house soccer, No, there is
not a horizontal surface that you can put anything on
because everything has something on it.

Speaker 13 (01:02:32):
Okay, he's a collector.

Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
It's either cooking, he builds all the legers and then yeah,
but I don't know. I know he watches a lot
of football. Does he watch soccer?

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Anything that gives him an excuse to drink outside?

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Yeah, okay, watch for kidding me, I mean if he
he should watch soccer because his house is a real messy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
You meet your son right up his alley.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
That's the only soccer player I know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
Messy.

Speaker 8 (01:02:59):
That's a lot live Okay, I know, yeah, I I
never heard of Beckham David.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Oh that's true. Yeah, but he doesn't play anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Right he.

Speaker 6 (01:03:10):
And Tats didn't He just get knighted or something. Yes,
he did very good. But yeah, I just I'm gonna
not a lot of people are going to pretend that
they're loving it, and I just don't.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
Well no, not not everybody's pretending just because it was
going to be attending those matches. Ice.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Oh see, that's the joke that's going to bring the
whole room together. Christy, remember earlier when we couldn't get
mad at each other because we get to save ourselves
at jog to fight him. This is why we're here, folks.
The NFL is mandated that playing surfaces for all stadiums
will have to meet new enhanced standards by the start
of the twenty twenty eighth season. NFL Field Director Nick

(01:03:51):
Poppus detailed the plan for a program that will provide
each team a library. Got a brand new bag by
the way, Yeah you know what. I don't like the interruption,
but I loved that. That's a great time. A library
of approved and accredited NFL fields. The goal is to
fine fields that are as consistent as possible across all
thirty NFL stadiums.

Speaker 8 (01:04:10):
Because there are more injuries.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Is that the remember the I don't know there was
that muffed kick the other night.

Speaker 8 (01:04:15):
I want to do.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
It was tough to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Mister Papa says the key pillars for a field are
optimized playability.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
I'm out as soon as anybody in a meeting who goes,
I have three key pillars a religious thing. Yeah, a
pillar of salt was, but it's this case. It's an
architectural more.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Yeah, they're just they want to reduce injury and they're
gonna take a player feedback. So yeah, again, that's I
love football, and I think that's the most boring thing
I've ever heard.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
So I don't know, you guys are gonna react. You
didn't read they're adding a mote that gonna be well,
I mean, this is gonna just these guys who are
sprinting for the end zoon and they're gonna slow down
a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
They're gay, the ones in Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
I know you're being so silly, but a mote at
the one yard line would change the game for that Yeah,
and it's only on one side, so it only affects
the team going that way. I mean that you're gonna
really I don't want to go against the moat for
the first.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
Half really changed always the game a couple of years
ago where the field was so bad they blamed everything
on the terrible field.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Is that one of the international games?

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Maybe?

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
Yeah, there was Brazil. Yeah, it was dangerous. They've got there.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
They want to have a consistent thing, so these guys
aren't getting hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Maybe it was Mexico City, it was something.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
Yeah, So yeah, this is the thing that they're gonna uh,
you know, and they don't. They don't all have to
be artificial turf. I read a thing that, oh god,
what is it for the Super Bowl? It's it was
in San Francisco this year right there. I don't have
it in front of me, but I read this a
couple of days ago. They're growing the grass for that,

(01:05:54):
like one hundred miles away, and this guy who's this
turf expert flies out there every month to check it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
So they're going to and then but what's interesting is
if if San Francisco is in the playoffs, they're not
going to put that turf down until after they're done
with the stadium. Makes sense, and then so it'll be
a fresh set of turf for the Super Bowl. Cool,
but it'll obviously real grass.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
I mean if you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
If you've seen those photographs of the wives of the
players in the in the stands, a lot of them
are that's some artificial turf if you will above the waist.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Well, if you have a field you want to repair,
I think this guy could help you out. And I
might not be able to make it through the sentence
because I think it's so funny. An Englishman has broken
the Guinness World Record for the fastest garden shed.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
The fastest shed. Yeah, so he's like motorized the shed. Well,
this is what bugs me up. That's what I thought.
I thought he took a ship. Well, if he went
to the bathroom, he took an out building and then
put made the car. Right, But he did the exact opposite.

(01:07:11):
So he builds this really fast car and then takes
off the body and puts a shed on it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Do we have a picture of this thing?

Speaker 6 (01:07:18):
There you go. I love it. I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
I was going to give you a ride in that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:26):
There's see the reason Josh like said he's used to
driving around with the hoe in the passenger seat.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
That's yes, that's right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
A garden.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Typically they're in the trunk.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
Originally I thought that was going to be for Godwin's
Joe Pats used to drive it around with a hoe
in the passenger seat.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
I am that's mean, that's you, but not you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
But I think we've established for Josh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
You know, we've established Yeah, it's a real team effort
in here. Uh well, you guys, I'm so happy to
tell you this. Oh my goodness, that's sports. Oh all right,
I did it, folks.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
I liked that garden shed motorized garden shop.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
It's fine, it's cute. It looks kind of like a
he's got a V eight engines.

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
Deliver it looks like a delivery band.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Because also the guy's a sixty one year old grandfather,
which I like that detail that he's just got. He's
gotten so bored. He does not want to talk to
his grandkids. He's making a shed and it's like it's
made of wood and he made it for the grand kids. Yeah,
that is that's a nicer way to look at it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
You can't see out the windshow.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
I think that.

Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
Yeah, I believe they did, Like like Charles Lindburg, Yeah,
well that would be funny. It says at the end
of the article he's he's making it street legal. Oh good,
So they must be adding adding some windows, I'm guessing,
but it's kind of funny.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
When wackos you you can see them coming.

Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
Yeah, and how fair?

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
How fair was the guy going?

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Oh man, I got it. It was really and I
like that.

Speaker 8 (01:09:04):
There's a record for this and it's not very aerodynamic.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
I should have read this for sure. I got cut off.
But it goes one hundred and twenty three point four
to three miles per series.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
That has to be wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Whoa that has to be Kiometer's power right to be
Just do he translate that incorrect?

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
It's right? Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
It doesn't seem like it would stay together.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's really Brian. So this is a this
is they call it a shed vehicle. A guy in
Chicago made a shed aquarium.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Look at that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
That's how I do. People don't know that started off
as and they just explain like had to goldfish. Yes,
that's right, and those goldfish are still alive.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Yeah, that's you can still see those.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
The Shed family, I mean they did so much for Chicago,
almost as much as the Lakeshore family. I mean they
just named that street right after the Lakeshore family, Dandy Lake.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Shore Eric Lake Shore, and it was was Dan Ryan
a good guy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
It's a real guy and also his grand game. He's
a comedian. My friend Matty ryans it gets cursed a lot,
that Dan Ryan.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
That's that's like it's like having a really bad disease
named after you. I'm stuck on the Dan Ryan. That's
son of a miss. I've been stuck on there so long.
I watched three innings of the White Sex. I could
have been moved. The Josh the stadium was right there.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
You see a second see between advertisements, between the advertisements.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
For lawyers so long they changed the name from Komiski.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Khmiskie. Sounds like a bowling lane.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
You see that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
Well, thank you, Willie. Once again.

Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
Willie G and Al Jackson are going to be in
Dayton this evening and tomorrow evening at the Dayton Funny
Bone for some great live stand up comedy. Christilia. What's
coming up in the news?

Speaker 8 (01:10:50):
Wow, we have the color of the year. We have
weird foods and drinks that are mentioned in Christmas carols.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
Color the Year better be wide again.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Now I have I have a question, sir.

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
We don't need you in here. Last year it was mocha. Right, Yes,
I didn't care for it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
I imagine you know how they get damn mocha. Don't
you take one? Everybody stopped? Did you see how we
all just united? I mean we never agree with you,
we do.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
We know, my lord, it's take something terrible and just
make it so much work.

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
Yes, you're welcome.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
It's so guys.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
I'm really proud of us that we all got involved
in me stopping that. We just got that guy out
of this thing about this thing about food.

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
This answers a couple of questions I've always had, and
you know, we You sometimes think of the song as
saying one word, and it's a different one. This is
about the words you hear of names of foods and
old Christmas songs, and I never really I have no
idea what that is.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
We're going to find out what a couple of them are. Anyway,
When we returned to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this
is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show live from the
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We're all excited because some of our favorite people are
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Thank you, sir. There's as Cosby. I'm I'm Josh Charneld
with the I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
There's Tom.

Speaker 6 (01:12:49):
I know why I just thought of this one. When
the code word is Tom, it's obviously Tom. When I
was a kid, there was a shoe store called Tom McCann. Sure,
of course I spelled joem and it really bothered me.
Or Way, Yeah, yeah, I don't know why why the
extra H. It makes sense, Thomas, you shorten it? Yeah, yeah,

(01:13:09):
but it's just the Thomas shouldn't have an H in it.
That would be Thomas. This is why it's so difficult
for me to understand the English language, even though even
though it is my it is my first language. It
makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Josh.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
You know when one listens to you, they wouldn't guess
that English was your first time, some sort of weird dialectic.

Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
I acknowledge that, and I accept that. It's my understanding
that we're going to be talking with the great comedian
Maria Bamford, the best and a special bonus. You have
a special bonus surprise coming up. Jackie Cash will be
joining us as well, and right now we have a
special bonus. I've been told to look up at the
big screen in the room and it's Oh, it's it's
Jeff Oscy comedian Jeff.

Speaker 20 (01:13:49):
Hi, everybody, I'm assure my senior picture post. I'm coming
to you from the Failed Dimension news desk. We give
you a lot of the news each week, we don't
give you all the news. I'm here to give you
the new.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Is it we failed Dimension?

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Here's Jeff Oske with failed to Mention news.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
Jeff, I hate to interrupt you so quickly, but is
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Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
Welcome back to the show, Willie.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
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Speaker 20 (01:14:40):
A man had a lighter removed from a stomach after
I was there for thirty years. More impressively, the lighter
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(01:15:00):
to one, then see how good your mental health. Apparently
type two diabetes can now be linked to the size
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If you got compression socks and a big behind, you
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(01:15:25):
grenades under a staircase on a home they were remodeling.
What you failed to mention the homeowners almost got a
free new basement. A large cash of counterfeit children's toys
were stopped by customs. They were worth millions and millions
of dollars. Well, you failed, Dimension, It was the see
and Say toy that tipped them off. Yeah, the pig

(01:15:47):
went put your hands up, or will shoot? Okay, you
didn't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
I got another one.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
I don't know that we liked it. You went with
the pig. Yeah, okay, let's try this one.

Speaker 20 (01:15:59):
A large ash of counterfeit children's stories were stopped by customs,
worth millions of dollars. What you failed to mention? Oh,
come on, scroll, scroll scroll, these hot wheels are actually
hot wheels? Or these g I Jim suck?

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
G I Jim was?

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
He was a coward.

Speaker 8 (01:16:22):
Achief.

Speaker 20 (01:16:26):
Finally, a man was arrested after leaving a bottle of
his urine on the counter of a store. Well, you
failed to mention. They had to get rid of the penny,
didn't they. Now it's take a pee, leave a pee.
The news we mailed Dimension Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Jeffsky.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
I don't know if I would have got dressed up
for those either. Wow, I got a I got a
technical issue here?

Speaker 8 (01:16:54):
What's your problem?

Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
Usually he mentioned he mentioned slacks. Yes, And I bought
something online not too long ago, and it was from
a I bought a shirt from this company called Peter Malary.
You ever heard of them, Christians?

Speaker 13 (01:17:11):
Those are real fans.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Yeah, fancy Peter ma.

Speaker 6 (01:17:14):
It's just it's a uh no, no, it's a black
golf shirt. Okay, So I do my collection of fifty
of them.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Golf shirt. I'll tell you so.

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
So I as you know, if you buy anything online
at Christmas time, you're going to be getting every day.
I'll get something from you know, from Billy Reid, from
Land's End, from all these places.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
Nobody I've never heard of.

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
I am a slob events, so I got I got
one from the and it's it's Malar m I L
L A R. I thought it was Peter Miller and
then I looked it up. It's pronounced malar, which makes sense.
But here's the headline. Uh there's a picture of a
guy wearing a pair of trousers and it says the

(01:18:01):
go to pant to gift pant.

Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
Call them pants.

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
They don't call them slacks, but the singular pants pants
pant is interesting to go to pant.

Speaker 13 (01:18:17):
Yeah yeah, oh really, yeah, I feel like I see that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
It seems odd.

Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
Yeah, one pant and you have two pants? No, two
pants would be four legs. A pair of pants has
what pants? Why do you call a pair of pants
but it's only one I am wearing a pair of
jeans today.

Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
I think the legs the pair. Yeah, so then a
pant would be for a guy that only has one leg?
Is it the case of the ad?

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
Maybe I should is Peter Malara, former pirate.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
No, I don't. I'm saying pants. I'm not doing the pant.

Speaker 8 (01:19:00):
Wait, all say pants.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
But that's but that's just the headline.

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
This is a British company.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
Yeah, I've seen the pants.

Speaker 6 (01:19:05):
Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
Right, it's a British company.

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
I don't know. I just like your I like I
like their shirts. I've bought a few of them Monologs shirt.
I like their shirt. Okay, this is complicated. I know
this is pretentious and stupid and dumb, but I mean
it's it's just I thought it was really odd the
go to pant to gift. Well, hey, Steve, I got
you a pant.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
That's odd. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Now, speaking of being
confused by the way a golf shirts should never cost
over nineteen ninety nine, well, bad.

Speaker 13 (01:19:36):
News, Peter Malar. It's going to be a lot more
than that.

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
Oh, they feel so good in your nipples. Shot, what.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
You're getting so weird with age because you started weird to.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
Say, oh, they make very nice. When he's at hundred,
he's like normal.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Could you imagine it goes back the other way? Yes,
you've been kind of Benjamin Button in your way into
weirdness all along.

Speaker 6 (01:19:59):
Okay, be to see it. Maybe someone can explain why
pant or pants? And then who's I say trousers all
the time?

Speaker 18 (01:20:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:20:06):
I say slack.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
My mom would say slacks growing up.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Yeah, I like slacks.

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
Really, I'll still say it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Oh yeah, give me a pair of slacks, man, you
kidding me?

Speaker 6 (01:20:15):
Okay? How about you? Do you say just jeans? Yeah?
A pair of jeans? Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:20:20):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
My goal in life is to never wear slacks or
pint or trousers.

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
You know you don't use dungarees. I honestly got willy
you or you were pretty little before you my dad
died when you were pretty young. But I don't think
my father ever once ever wore a pair of blue jeans.

Speaker 13 (01:20:36):
Really ever, always slacks.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
My father was one of those guys. Saturday morning he'd
come down with a coat and tie on. Yeah, sit
in the living rooms a ball like that. He was
fairly it was just a formal guy that was just right.

Speaker 13 (01:20:50):
He had a routine.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Yeah. Yeah. He was one of those guys that if
my mom made him a drink at night, she'd take
out the Uh well, I won't even see the unfortunately named.

Speaker 13 (01:20:59):
Yeah, sure, you're not glad.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
You yeah, now you can't say, don't even get started
over there, the measuring shot laughs.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
But you know, and she would.

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
My mom wouldn't just free poor you know, she would
take the thing and measure it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
That that's well, you would give her five across the
eyes if it wasn't perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
As you know, he had hit her with his cane.
Oh my, coming up, we're gonna find out the Pantone
color of the year. Exciting.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
Also, we have some great guests coming in and.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
The Deaftones color of the year black again, and.

Speaker 6 (01:21:42):
We're going to find out what some of these weird
words for food and Christmas songs mean. I think the
only one that might know might be Misshooker because you're
you're the food person. So we'll see what happened when
we returned to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 14 (01:21:58):
Thanks for listening to The Bob been Tom Show this morning,
even though we're not too much to look at.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
Hey, it's the Bob and Tom Show Live from the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Silik Insurance
Company news desk. There's Pat God wait you, Josh Willie
g sitting in at the Prize Picksports desk. Good morning,
on his way to the Dayton Funny Bone with mister
Al Jackson tonight and tomorrow. There's Ace Cosby. I am
Josh Arnold, I Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair, reminding you

(01:22:31):
that you can save big on holiday favorites with Omaha Steaks.
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one of our absolute favorite people on the planet.

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
She's the lovely Maria Bamford comedian and Maria. I know
this is radio, but I'm going to try to describe
your glasses. Yes, they are wonderful. They're sending me back
to the fifties. There you got to make.

Speaker 9 (01:23:02):
Something shine on your face as you grow older. You know,
some people say, oh, that's something's over there.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
Now are those considered cats?

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
That's that was my question.

Speaker 8 (01:23:13):
Cats.

Speaker 9 (01:23:14):
I yes, cats eyed lots of jewels. I did not
make them myself. Okay, yeah, my friends have an eyeglass shop.

Speaker 6 (01:23:21):
So now do you have Missus Leffler, who I'm sure
you know was my librarian at Mercer Elementary School in
Shaker Heights, Ohio. Missus Leffler had those the chain Yes,
and then she would she would drop her glasses. I
didn't understand, lower her hair.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
And instantly.

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
Now in my world slightly uh, a little hip or
I have the the cord versions of those from my sunglasses.
Oh yeah, he looks really cool and them too and
you uh, but do you like the guys that take
their sunglasses and park them on the back of their
hat backwards?

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
I think sometimes it's a practicality thing. I don't think
they're shooting for a look with that it's not my look.
I just go, uh, you know, push it back in
the hair, afraid you'll lose them. How would you know
if they fall off the back of your head.

Speaker 6 (01:24:11):
Yeah, I've got I've got the string thing that. But
do you have to wear those all the time?

Speaker 16 (01:24:15):
Or yes?

Speaker 9 (01:24:16):
Now I can't see? Uh yeah, I didn't use to,
but now I'm fity fine.

Speaker 6 (01:24:28):
Ever here it.

Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
Gets better, it really does.

Speaker 6 (01:24:30):
And you you are now married. Yes, and I'm trying
to remember which of you met your man who's a
fine artist.

Speaker 9 (01:24:39):
Yes, we met on the Okay Cupid. Uh, there was
only uh, we only had a couple of miles between
us geographically, and that seemed very sexy. And Los Angeles
such a giants. I mean, sometimes you can date somebody
and you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Know, can you dalve it in? Can you put Is
it like like if I look for a car. Sometimes
I'll look for like some exotic thing and I'll go,
you can there's a little thinking put in within how
many miles you're willing to dry?

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:25:06):
For dating, you can do that too, under five under
five miles you're well, it makes sense in cities like that,
you can't get anywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
I mean, but what if mister Wright's six miles away,
you're gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
Right, You're gonna have to move.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Right here.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
He was, mister better have a motor set.

Speaker 9 (01:25:26):
And he is. His name again is Scott Marvel Cassidy.
Scott Marvel Cassidy. He's originally from Philadelphia.

Speaker 6 (01:25:33):
He's a great he's a great painter.

Speaker 13 (01:25:34):
He's Oh, thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:25:36):
I'll tell him you said that. That's wonderful. Yeah, uh
we uh you know, we work on it. Uh we
gotta we got something for off Instagram. For every one
negative interaction you have with your spouse, you gotta have
five positives. So if Scott says, Maria, why'd you load
the refrigerator like it's a break show, then he's got

(01:25:57):
to make up for it by saying, you have a
monkkey face and little monkey feet, monkey hands and a
monkey body, and you're a monkey. It doesn't have to
be genius, you know, but you know, and I criticize him,
I s oh, can you please get your dirty band
aids into the freaky sorry, into the sorry, into the

(01:26:19):
I'm so sorry, into the trash can. And then he said,
you know, then I want to make up for it
by saying, you know, but you are filled with blood,
and you have a rabbit face every time I request it,
and you're a dancer, and and I like your dang
in my wet PLoP, And that is radio safe.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
That's fine. I thought I heard everything.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
That's odd. That's great. Maria Bamford is our guest. She
is a distinguished comedian. Yes, do you get uptight about
the comedian versus comedian thing?

Speaker 9 (01:26:55):
I I just would like to work. That is my
main hope. Uh yeah, yeah. Sometimes people said worried about
the comedians will have been canceled. They seem to be
working more than ever Arena, Ye know exactly, They're fine.
But yeah, I know that people have said people are

(01:27:17):
worried about money. You know, all the past elections, we
were worried about earning and but rich people worry about money.
I mean, have you ever heard of extremely wealthy person.
They're talking about it all the time. We would love
to give, but we've got our two girls in private school,
and we're getting the kitchen on the bathroom done on
our home in the poli seats. Oh, I'm sorry, I

(01:27:39):
just stop listening to this romance novel. I don't care
about any of the characters. Please let me know when
there's been a murder.

Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
That may have been the quickest high quality summary of
contemporary culture I've ever heard. It was great, Maria Bamford
is so funny, and this is this is a news
story that I think you might enjoy. Perhaps not okay.
It's about Christmas songs and the food that is mentioned
in Christmas songs that I don't know what these some

(01:28:11):
of these are christy.

Speaker 8 (01:28:12):
Do you have you've ever sung we wish you a
Merry Christmas and wondered what figgy pudding might be? Mental
floss has an explanation.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Does anybody know?

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:28:19):
I know because I was just in Britain and had
it so.

Speaker 6 (01:28:22):
And it's spelled f I G G I figgy. Maria,
you know what that is?

Speaker 9 (01:28:25):
Well, it's got a fig.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
Is it wor a plum pudding?

Speaker 8 (01:28:32):
Oh yeah? Or Christmas pudding as they call it in Britain,
which is just another word rather for dessert in Britain.

Speaker 6 (01:28:41):
Yeah, So its a stupid question, is we wish you
a Merry Christmas? Was that written by an Englishman? Must
have been or english woman?

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
You would have thin you'd thinkured we wish you a
happy Christmas?

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Then yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
Yeah, they go for it over there, so it's figgy pudding. Yeah,
it's like, we know what you're trying to. No, no, no,
there's there's a there's a great song that we play
called Fat Like Santa, and there's that one line where
he goes, bring me the figgy pud. I always thought
he was saying friggin' he is.

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
It's a joke. Oh yeah, I did, Yes, I didn't
know that he's play he's making a joke on figgie
pudding by saying bring me some friggin pudding.

Speaker 6 (01:29:22):
Oh I never I had no idea. That's like the
one joke in that song, Josh. It's a great song
that brings joy to many, but thank you for ruining it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
It's kind of brings Joan. I didn't ruin anything.

Speaker 8 (01:29:35):
It's kind of like a cake with some drive they
usually have, like rum or, some kind of liquor a
kind of wet Yeah, it's moist.

Speaker 9 (01:29:42):
It's what a dry cake cake. It's like closer like
a cake, ye, but it's another word for the wet PLoP.

Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
Yeah exactly. But is this one of those things that
nobody ever does.

Speaker 8 (01:29:55):
You can get it anytime in Britain. But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
About the chestnuts roasting on an open fire. No one
ever gets that. And we remember we tried it a
couple years ago and it wasn't great. It was very good.
I mean I certainly like the imagery and the sound
of it.

Speaker 15 (01:30:09):
All.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
Okay, what's the other one about?

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
Was wastle?

Speaker 8 (01:30:12):
Here we come a watling or whatever?

Speaker 6 (01:30:14):
I never got that wostling is?

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Yeah, I thought we did that in high school choir
and was is like a caroling over there that it's
a spiced mold wine.

Speaker 8 (01:30:25):
So we substituted with apple cider and clove and ginger.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Huh did you say mold wine?

Speaker 6 (01:30:31):
Mold, mold, mold. What does that taste like? It's like warm.
It's a warm wine that has spice in it. Do
people do this? Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:30:42):
Yes, make it in your crockpot, leave it in the
crock pot if you're having a party.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
And yeah, I think we had it at some party
or something.

Speaker 9 (01:30:51):
Yeah, put it in your driver's side console. Oh yeah,
buckle that that line in, Maria.

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
I'm assuming that you have a lot of peculiar habits.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Yeah, thanks for coming by, Maria. Uh do you drink alcohol?

Speaker 6 (01:31:18):
Yes, sure, I'll occasionally have a drinking Pooh, okay, how
about are you a meat eater?

Speaker 9 (01:31:24):
Yes, I'll have a shank.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
I'm wrong on both. I'm wrong on both counts.

Speaker 16 (01:31:34):
I'm a hammock.

Speaker 9 (01:31:35):
Yeah no, I but I am. I am progressive. I'm
a pinkle COMI liberal. So please heads up YouTube or
comedy before saying it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
I am.

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
I'm gonna have some things to say that it will
be upsetting.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
You don't want to be here with a red hat?

Speaker 9 (01:31:52):
Ye oh my lord, but there's no need.

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
I would have pegged it as a possible vegan.

Speaker 9 (01:31:57):
Because sometimes people like they see the face something, they.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Go, oh, it's someone just like me.

Speaker 9 (01:32:03):
She's blonde, So we must have thoughts and uh, YouTube it.
YouTube it before you go out. Don't spend fifty bucks
on a comedy club when you're gonna make yourself miserable.
Invest with watching Free Doom.

Speaker 8 (01:32:21):
Also last one on the list, Oh sorry, what are
we going? Sugar plums the sugar plump fairy obviously in
the nutcracker gum drops, that is what I picture. One
recipe for sugar plums calls for plums, apricots and figs
that are mixed with nuts. Little howdered sugar and a
host of spices along with honey, sugar, and salt to
create a fruit and nut bowls.

Speaker 6 (01:32:43):
A lot going on there, choye mix me.

Speaker 5 (01:32:54):
What do you do traditionally food wine?

Speaker 6 (01:32:56):
For Christmas? Do you do a pumpkin pie? Or cookies?
Or we do cookies?

Speaker 8 (01:33:00):
Were making cookies at our house is a big deal.
They like the ice, you know, the icing and the
little sprinkles and decorating and all that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
This sounds colic.

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
Make a beef tender loin or something. It sounds complicated.
I wonder if I should try it. Is it possible
to do homemade candy canes? It's kind of stink. Just
go get candy can just go buy them.

Speaker 8 (01:33:22):
Your kids probably don't even eat them.

Speaker 5 (01:33:24):
I'm just wondering. It sounds like a challenge. Would you
roll them?

Speaker 9 (01:33:28):
I mean, oh my god, it sounds like you're trying
to take somebody's job away from.

Speaker 8 (01:33:36):
We use a little piping bag and do the icing
around it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
I think, I don't know, Oka, I'm just curious.

Speaker 8 (01:33:41):
It took your life more complicated.

Speaker 6 (01:33:43):
Now, when you were a kid, did your mom and
dad hang candy canes from the tree?

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
A couple of them still do it?

Speaker 6 (01:33:51):
Has that I was I think that's going I think
we were talking about how that tinsel stuff's going out
of style.

Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
I'm sorry, I still do it, don't be sure. Twelve
of them every year. Nobody eats them.

Speaker 6 (01:34:02):
Oh they I hate candy canes, but I like the
I mean, no one wants to eat them. That they're
cool to, just curious. I think it's one of those truitionals.
We were talking about the fact earlier, Maria that tinseil
has gone out of style. You know that metal stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:34:17):
Yeah, no, that's why I hang peppermint bark.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
Sure.

Speaker 9 (01:34:21):
I just did large chunks of and I just kind
of place it right within the tree.

Speaker 6 (01:34:28):
You have a dog. You have a dog.

Speaker 9 (01:34:31):
I have two dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:34:32):
I know you did.

Speaker 9 (01:34:32):
Do you have a new one pug and a pug
chiwau a pow if you will? Yeah, so they Yeah,
we don't put anything you can eat on a tree because.

Speaker 5 (01:34:42):
They would because they will eat the tinsel.

Speaker 9 (01:34:44):
Oh they'll yeah, they'll eat anything.

Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
And then you want to have a very festive excratory event.
A couple of days later, topical.

Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
Yeah, they like ceiling tile.

Speaker 8 (01:34:51):
My kids were home over the holidays right from Chicago,
and they left, They left to everything bagels on the counter,
and my dog ate them. Let me, I tell you
think garlic breath on a person's bad. Let your dog
eat a couple of everything bagels. Oh lord?

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lovely glasses.

Speaker 9 (01:37:04):
Yes, oh my god, yes, please watch the Asian process
like it's a flip a flip book.

Speaker 6 (01:37:10):
And once again you'll say, oh, I bet she's just
like me.

Speaker 12 (01:37:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:37:13):
Dan, You'll say to yourself, wait a minute, I think
I'll google and see what the what kind of materials
she does? And then you say, oh, no, this isn't
what I want to see it all.

Speaker 5 (01:37:25):
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Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Thank you, my dear. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Willie J
at the Price Pick Sports Desk.

Speaker 5 (01:37:58):
Hey, man as Cosby's there, I'm Josh Arlett, the I
Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair and Tom. We're joined by
a wonderful person and comedian.

Speaker 6 (01:38:07):
We thank you very much. And that's a good distinction,
because not all comedians are wonderful person.

Speaker 9 (01:38:11):
Well we know this, but they are still on tour
that try unregistered sex of news. Everybody come out, Everybody
come out tonight.

Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
That's out?

Speaker 9 (01:38:25):
Or should I say girls? Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
Maria Bamford is here with us.

Speaker 6 (01:38:30):
Uh. Now, before we get back to Maria, we were
talking about food and Christmas food. I did not I
did not know what I almost said, friggy figgy pudding,
which we found out is some weird dish that I
don't think anyone ever really eats.

Speaker 8 (01:38:48):
Spice cake figs.

Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
What holiday has the best food? Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
Thanks you think?

Speaker 6 (01:38:53):
I mean for July is close to Halloween.

Speaker 13 (01:39:00):
I like candy.

Speaker 6 (01:39:04):
A lot of comedians have merch out there. We have
a story coming up about a musical artist who has
an unusual merch out.

Speaker 5 (01:39:11):
Do you have any merch?

Speaker 9 (01:39:11):
You make your own merch? Okay, I don't have time.
Take a piece of masking tape right, comedy on it,
Slap down on a.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
Sock, get a T shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
No, I know, Willie, you and al Jackson are in
dating at the funny bone this weekend. Will are you
selling your lighters this weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
I will be selling lighters. Sorry, I thought so funny.

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
I sell lighters.

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
Yeah, but they're special lighters.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Yeah, they're good. They say there's a weed leaf with
the red ax through it. That the not for weed lighters,
because we don't want anybody to do anything dangerous.

Speaker 6 (01:39:44):
Do you do you indulge in you live in California,
the one of the legal marijuana stityes.

Speaker 9 (01:39:47):
Yes, oh I would. I'm sure if I'm in a
lot of psychiatric meds. I and bybe I have the
bipolar and so that it's not good to take those meds.
It's also good to have drinks.

Speaker 13 (01:39:58):
But I do have an.

Speaker 16 (01:39:59):
Occasional cocked.

Speaker 6 (01:40:04):
Well. Now, Pat, for some reason, I thought I was
incorrect thinking that Maria might be a vegan.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
It's because you judge people. Do you like to read
a book by its cover?

Speaker 17 (01:40:15):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:40:16):
Yeah, totally took me down. You're you're you're peculiar in
the nicest way. Yeah, you're slender and uh and I
was just thinking that. I but Pat, you were a
vegan there for quite some time.

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
Yeah, about four or five months maybe, Oh my god,
a long time.

Speaker 6 (01:40:34):
Talk about committed, committed to the bit.

Speaker 9 (01:40:37):
Have you gotten to the double stuff oreole stage?

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
They are vegan.

Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
I know, I.

Speaker 9 (01:40:44):
Was vegan for about a half hour. Yeah, I was like,
what what is vegan and oreos?

Speaker 14 (01:40:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:40:51):
Wow?

Speaker 19 (01:40:52):
Unfortunately I was vegan during Christmas, but I am entertaining
a Mediterranean diet now and things are a lot better.

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
Yeah. The last you want to hear about last year.
Here we go Kouria turkeys.

Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
Made of toolfood steam, not rog LEI, almond milk and
cookies for Santa. Give you the recipe. There's no eggs,
no butter, no sugar. There tastes free. It's a vegan
Christmas fool me for me, the call of flowers roasting

(01:41:31):
and stinking up the place.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
I'm so hungry.

Speaker 7 (01:41:35):
I could eat the carrot off Frosty's face, pass the
black rings and rice. There won't be a silent knife.
There's a gassy vegan Christmas fool me. Sparagus, tainted kisses
underneath them, mizzletoe. You know what I'm missing, gravy. I'm

(01:41:59):
a mash tatoes. Look at the snowy weather. My jacket's
made of pleatherther it's a chili vegan Christmas for me.
For me, have a soy nog, try my nut roast,

(01:42:19):
no beef, no dairy. I'm going to live forever if
I don't shoot myself by January, I'm starving.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
I'm et the needles off a Christmas tree.

Speaker 7 (01:42:33):
It's a strict vegan Christmas steak and lobster off my wizless.

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
It's a plat based vegan Christmas for me.

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
Until New Year's Eve, when I might crack and have
some prime rib as a tasty snack.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
But for now, it's a vegan Christmas for woah, woh, wom.

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
Oh, but not anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:43:05):
How do you like the Mediterranean diet?

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
I enjoy it?

Speaker 6 (01:43:07):
And what is that? I don't even know.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
It's three years a day's way. My buddy lost forty
pounds in three months, and I was like, how'd you
do it? He goes the Mediterranean diet. Oh, I didn't
know o zempic was a Greek word. I think moon
Jara is the sea guy.

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
We were talking about merch and uh A lot of
comedians got there. They will they will sell Willie's got
his lighters tonight and tomorrow and dayton at the Funny
Bone Maria, is merch free.

Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
You got to make your own that stor well.

Speaker 9 (01:43:39):
Because if it could be half your earnings is to
to If you sell merch, it's great, it's great, but
I'm not very good with customer service.

Speaker 6 (01:43:49):
There's a in the world of comedy, and this is
a little before your time, Maria. But there was one legend,
is it Craig the love master in the world.

Speaker 8 (01:43:57):
That's how he was deep cut.

Speaker 6 (01:44:02):
Merch. Yeah, the guy sold these eyeballs. Remember Vic Dunlop
he's no longer with his Vietnam veterans. Funny guy, yeah, yeah,
and real funny. But he would do the last what
two three minutes of his act, he would pitch these these.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Looked like.

Speaker 5 (01:44:24):
But they were eyeballs, and so it just looked like
he had the crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:44:28):
And he would sell them. I mean, he'd sell several
dozen after reach. I think they were what were they
two bucks? Everybody basically would buy them on the way
out the door. It was really funny, made it. He
would really make a lot of cash. And then one
day he got a key. He got a phone call
from the I R. S. Apparently he was buying you know,
I guess they went to mister Fong's House of Fun,

(01:44:49):
and they said, who's this guy that bought seventy five
thousand pars of eyeball glasses and.

Speaker 9 (01:44:55):
The internal realization.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
Yeah, but this is a.

Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
Merch item that is very odd in the world of
pop music. And this lady is more famous in England
than here.

Speaker 13 (01:45:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:45:07):
According to People magazine, pop star Lily Allen is selling
risque shaped merchandise to promote her latest album. The British
singer songwriter offering a limited number of USB drives shaped
like butt plugs that contain her album West End Girl Weird.
The thumb drives feature a black and white pulka dot
powder and similar to the designer jacket she wears on

(01:45:28):
the cover of her album, and the product's description warns,
quote this product is a novelty USB device intended for
data storage only. It's currently available for pre order at
thirty two ninety nine.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
So they're saying, just because it's shaped like a butt plug,
it's not necessarily meant to plug your butt, right.

Speaker 6 (01:45:45):
And she's the album is called west End, West Go
with the South End. I think, do we have a
picture of this?

Speaker 5 (01:45:52):
Then there we go?

Speaker 6 (01:45:54):
Can you see it? I can see it.

Speaker 9 (01:45:58):
Look at that is that is that is the business woman.
That's a business woman.

Speaker 5 (01:46:03):
That's that's a starter butt plug by the way. Yeah,
really it's approachable for sure. Yeah, it's uh, you know
what the word you know what word comes to mind doable.

Speaker 9 (01:46:15):
Poppers.

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
I have a question.

Speaker 6 (01:46:20):
Are our butt plugs like wrench sets where they go
by them by the So do you buy the whole
kit and then you graduate?

Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
Don't I buy them?

Speaker 6 (01:46:33):
You're the first one that you're the first one that
shouted out starter. So if you buy them piece meals,
you have to walk in and say to the guy
at the desk, say, listen, Roger, the last week I
bought the seven gauge, right right, I'm gonna pop up
to nine. Did you think I can do it?

Speaker 8 (01:46:49):
You're gonna have to guess your try it on?

Speaker 15 (01:46:55):
That is.

Speaker 6 (01:46:56):
I mean, it's getting her a ton of publicity. May
exactly literally made the inner national news that was in
People magazine, so that I guess people's taking a step
down if they're covering English rock stars and their butt plugs.

Speaker 5 (01:47:09):
It seems she's pretty renowned here.

Speaker 9 (01:47:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
Yeah, and that's always complaining about physical media has gone away.

Speaker 6 (01:47:17):
Look it's coming back.

Speaker 10 (01:47:18):
Yeah, So.

Speaker 6 (01:47:21):
This thing is a storage a digital storage device.

Speaker 5 (01:47:24):
Though I know a lot of laptops and stuff. You
can't even don't even have the USB. Yeah, you have
to buy the.

Speaker 6 (01:47:29):
Dongle, So, Maria, Maria, technically you could. You could take
one of your very fine live appearances recorded and put
it on one of these things and sell them after
the show.

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
Such good.

Speaker 8 (01:47:51):
Doesn't have time you have to answer your butt blug
into your dongle. That sounds terrible.

Speaker 9 (01:47:58):
Wow, you ordered to diet oak from the bar.

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
That's about the.

Speaker 6 (01:48:06):
So I don't understand how this works, though you could.
You really could put a like the CDs worth of
content on this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
Yeah, for sure. Weird the thumb drive.

Speaker 8 (01:48:16):
You don't have any thumb drives.

Speaker 6 (01:48:18):
Oh, thumb drive, that's what you never had.

Speaker 8 (01:48:23):
You don't have a thumb drive.

Speaker 6 (01:48:25):
Every once in a while, it's so someone will hand
me one. I'll have to take it somewhere, give it
to PJ and say, what what the hell is this thing?

Speaker 5 (01:48:31):
Okay, but is that still a thing?

Speaker 7 (01:48:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:48:34):
I mean not not nearly as much. No, So it's
definitely a unique merch item.

Speaker 5 (01:48:38):
Yeah, but would anybody want to buy them? I guarantee
she's selling them by the gross.

Speaker 8 (01:48:43):
Yeah, order how many she makes as many as you
can sell.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
How many of the Taylor Swift vinyls did you buy
for the Little Girls? You know, people want physical media.
There you go. People are kind of excited to buy
something to support their favorite artists.

Speaker 16 (01:48:55):
Look at.

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
Very nice.

Speaker 5 (01:48:58):
Yeah, okay, we're hanging out with Maria Bamford and.

Speaker 6 (01:49:03):
It was swifty.

Speaker 9 (01:49:05):
I'm I think she's great. I just get these free
from people who come to my shows. A lot of
people have gone to my shows are people who have
been through the psychiatric institutions, and so you get a
lot of friendship races. One is my favorite. This person
made me a friendship bracelet where they had run out
of vowels at the psych ward and so they just

(01:49:27):
put absolutely, that's health care for you, no more vowels.

Speaker 6 (01:49:40):
Maria Bamford, I used I used the word peculiar earlier,
and I met that in the absolute nicest way. There
is no one anything like you. You were so amazing, Maria,
and thank you for coming. And we're going to also
meet your friend Jackie case.

Speaker 9 (01:49:54):
Yes Jackcasi, who is a fantastic mega headliner in her
own right, she's been here, she's fantastic, she's opening, and uh,
we're gonna have tons of fun. Uh and then uh yeah,
and then unless, of course, you make a mistake, you
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(01:50:14):
and then you might get mad.

Speaker 5 (01:50:19):
Okay, different strokes, Christie Lee, what's coming up?

Speaker 8 (01:50:23):
Oh, we have the color of the year that's upsetting
quite a few people.

Speaker 18 (01:50:27):
We have.

Speaker 6 (01:50:28):
If you're if by the way, if you're concerned about
something as dumb as the color of the year, really
need to get a life.

Speaker 5 (01:50:36):
But well, I actually have.

Speaker 6 (01:50:39):
Some of the previous Do you remember what the color
of the year was last year?

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:50:42):
Some mo right, and then it was like a couple
of years goes.

Speaker 8 (01:50:44):
Blue, and I mean there are always a there's only
so many colors, so there's a shade of.

Speaker 6 (01:50:49):
Oh there they are like if you go into a
paint store, there are one hundred different shades, but they
have to name that and it's all about getting the
right color. What were you saying the paint store was
out of last year?

Speaker 8 (01:51:03):
No, the like in twenty twenty one you said it
was ultimate gray or whatever that color was that became
the color. Like still, if you go into a brand
new house right now, a lot of the builders are
using like an ultimate gray.

Speaker 6 (01:51:16):
Really, life isn't depressing enough, you gotta paint your room gray? Gray?

Speaker 15 (01:51:20):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (01:51:20):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:51:21):
Everything was gay?

Speaker 10 (01:51:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:51:25):
This is This is part of my effort to keep
you guys down. I know Maria sometimes is struggling. She
walks in here.

Speaker 5 (01:51:33):
I'm more depressed.

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Speaker 6 (01:53:42):
We've been speaking with a comedian, Maria Bamford. Yes, and
she's on the wam Bamford Thank you, ma'am tour. And
then we have so Sorry I think I'm really irritating. Yeah,
and then Jackie Cash is here at rhymes with vacation.

Speaker 16 (01:54:03):
It does, it's literatively anyway. It's right there.

Speaker 6 (01:54:07):
You realize that you've just bumped god On into the
back room. I don't if you can see him behind
me mine.

Speaker 8 (01:54:12):
I think he looks great.

Speaker 6 (01:54:14):
In that room.

Speaker 8 (01:54:14):
That lighting is just amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:54:16):
It makes it look like he's got a superman blue hair.
It looks better in my room, you know.

Speaker 16 (01:54:24):
To him, it's great.

Speaker 6 (01:54:25):
Yeah, that makes him look like a serious man. Very good,
very good.

Speaker 21 (01:54:30):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:54:31):
Now, now we have a bunch of stuff we have
to get to. But before we do, I'm I was
distracted during the break because Maria Bamford's husband is a
great painter. I love his stuff, and I got I
went down the rabbit hole. There's one here of it's
entitled Maria taking a nap.

Speaker 9 (01:54:48):
Yes, there's a little bit.

Speaker 10 (01:54:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:54:51):
Well, here's what happens. My husband doesn't uh, I don't
like to sit still. So what he did is he
got a bunch of mannequins that kind of look like
me and put you know, and then I dress him
up and then he uh does portraits of me as
a mannequin. But it's also me. Anyways, if you don't

(01:55:12):
get it, maybe you're not thinking hard enough. Oh, I
guess you're stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:55:18):
Yeah, or that's a great excuse for him to have
some mannequin symbolos. He's a terrific painter. His name, his
name is Scott. They call him Scott Marvel Cassidy, like.

Speaker 8 (01:55:31):
We call him because that's his name.

Speaker 16 (01:55:33):
I Marvel.

Speaker 6 (01:55:37):
Yeah, but when Maria mentioned it earlier, she said it
so quickly. Oh, Scott Marvel, I want people to to
I want him to check this guy out. He's terrific.
It's really really good stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:55:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:55:48):
It is kind of like a hyperrealism whatever you want
to call it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:52):
Life.

Speaker 9 (01:55:52):
He paints from life, so he doesn't do it from photographs.
He just paints for hours and hours and hours. It's
it's I find it really beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:56:00):
And does he like it? If you if he's halfway
through something or whatever, are you allowed to walk around
to look at it and say something?

Speaker 9 (01:56:08):
Or sometimes I get an invite, but you know, like yeah,
I just I don't know. I don't like people look
at my style.

Speaker 14 (01:56:18):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:56:18):
Does he ever criticize your comedy halfway.

Speaker 9 (01:56:21):
Through the No, that's not a thing. Mama's bringing home
some bacon.

Speaker 6 (01:56:37):
Has anyone ever cast you as a you'd be great
as a bond villain?

Speaker 9 (01:56:42):
Oh, I think I'm past past that. Oh I don't
think so villain villain. Oh I see what you're saying. Yeah,
here's the other thing. Do you know what about what
acting is. It's fourteen to seventeen.

Speaker 8 (01:56:56):
Hours a day.

Speaker 9 (01:56:58):
No, no, no, no, stand up one hour, good night.
People don't know what I want to be an actor?
Do you want to stay up for twenty four hours
in a row and then you have to come back
in three hours?

Speaker 6 (01:57:14):
You get your own trailer?

Speaker 3 (01:57:17):
Oh boy?

Speaker 9 (01:57:17):
Yeah as you Yeah, you barely live alone.

Speaker 8 (01:57:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:57:21):
I've found acting monstrous.

Speaker 6 (01:57:25):
But you'd be good. You'd be very good as a
villain in situtive.

Speaker 16 (01:57:30):
It was a voiceover.

Speaker 9 (01:57:31):
Oh yes, I love any kind of voiceover. I'm very
interested anything under five lines. Also interested. That means only
about five hours on set, very because that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:57:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:57:41):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:57:41):
And Jackie, what's the latest with you? What's happening?

Speaker 9 (01:57:45):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:57:45):
What is happening?

Speaker 3 (01:57:46):
Oh uh? I.

Speaker 21 (01:57:48):
I just did an album and I'm gonna do a special.
And the last one was called staycation because we were
all home, and then this one's called Altercation because there's
going to be a fight.

Speaker 16 (01:57:58):
Yeah, So I'm going to try not to I'm going
to try.

Speaker 8 (01:58:03):
To keep my temper.

Speaker 16 (01:58:04):
It's all about me trying to keep my temper.

Speaker 6 (01:58:06):
Now, what is your living situation? I know you had
you had a famous iguana that.

Speaker 16 (01:58:12):
Is right no longer with young Tiberius in twenty three years.
Twenty three years?

Speaker 6 (01:58:16):
Yeah, is that a good life for an iguana?

Speaker 21 (01:58:19):
It is because when I got together with the Andy
Ashcraft that he had had the iguana for about seven
and I said how long do iguanas live? And he
said about ten ten or eleven? And then at around
ten or eleven, I said.

Speaker 6 (01:58:30):
How long do iguanas?

Speaker 16 (01:58:31):
Obviously fifteen sixteen?

Speaker 21 (01:58:33):
And then at around fifteen sixteen, I said how long
do iguanas live?

Speaker 16 (01:58:40):
They live up to twenty five years, and.

Speaker 21 (01:58:45):
The crash that like the other iguanas that were in
that same litter or crush mates or whatever were, they
died almost immediately.

Speaker 16 (01:58:52):
Because it turns out to have an iguana is a
bit of a project. Did you have to? But Andy's
really good with animals. So, but his mom moved in
with us about three years ago.

Speaker 6 (01:59:01):
Oh and I know I'm working on how long does
a how long does live in law.

Speaker 3 (01:59:09):
TikTok And.

Speaker 16 (01:59:11):
But she the she brought a dog and a cat,
and we had a dog.

Speaker 21 (01:59:15):
We got a dog during lockdown, and so we live
in a nine hundred and sixty six square foot house
with two dogs, a cat, a mother in law, and
we're stacked like fire. Yeah, but she's a great I mean,
I love her dearly. She's one of the nicest people.
I don't know if you've ever tried to be on
your best behavior for three years. But all three of

(01:59:38):
us are doing pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:59:40):
Yeah, that's got a crack at some point, you know, Oh, it's.

Speaker 16 (01:59:43):
Cracked a couple of times.

Speaker 21 (01:59:44):
But then we all regroup, Like once a month, we
all get together for a cracked craft night in the kitchen.

Speaker 16 (01:59:50):
Uh, to put her pills together, and.

Speaker 3 (01:59:54):
That's a hit.

Speaker 21 (01:59:55):
And then but the dog and the kit so many yes,
so many animals. And I never had any pets before.

Speaker 16 (02:00:03):
She was in the hospital and they have Andy and
his family has had so many pets. So she's in
the hospital. She's in so much pain.

Speaker 21 (02:00:11):
She said to her son, if I were a dog,
we'd put me down, and my husband, her son said
back to his mother, we would have already done it.
So yeah, they know things, and like probably what was
it eight nine months ago? Her dog got the dogabetes, right,

(02:00:31):
got doggy diabetes and went blind. And since I never
had a dog before, I could not stop crying. And
I was like, are we going to have to kill him?
And the two of them were like, they laughed in
my face and said, well, first of all, absolutely, no
one puts it like that. Second of all, no, he
will become like a little rumba. He's blind, he's not

(02:00:53):
an idiot. He will figure it out.

Speaker 16 (02:00:56):
He will just become. And so it came to pass.

Speaker 3 (02:00:58):
But we went to vet.

Speaker 21 (02:01:00):
I had never been to a vetinarian before, because Tiberius,
if you have an iguana, you don't go to the vet.
You have an iguana until the iguana dies. Andy held
his little Paul when he died.

Speaker 16 (02:01:11):
He was very sweet.

Speaker 3 (02:01:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (02:01:14):
And then we did something illegal in Los Angeles and
buried him in the backyard.

Speaker 16 (02:01:18):
I guess you're not allowed to do that. No, but
but it's because people don't know how deep to.

Speaker 9 (02:01:23):
Dig well, and why is love of crime?

Speaker 2 (02:01:29):
Right?

Speaker 21 (02:01:30):
And he knew that you had to bury the animal
deep because you don't want the coyotes having iguana carcass right.
And so he's and he's buried so many animals that
he just kept digging. God, he just kept digging it.

Speaker 5 (02:01:44):
So are they all in that same backyard?

Speaker 15 (02:01:46):
No?

Speaker 16 (02:01:46):
No, Luckily, it's his dad.

Speaker 6 (02:01:49):
His dad buried in the backyard. The countdown, you're turning
the countdown on his mom.

Speaker 16 (02:01:57):
My dad is eighty eight, and he's would he went.

Speaker 21 (02:02:00):
He was driving around Milwaukee looking for a deal on
his own funeral because my dad's a big sales guy
and so he's just going to different funeral homes.

Speaker 16 (02:02:07):
And just to hear the pitch.

Speaker 21 (02:02:09):
And and my brother was like, we're not going to
a new funeral home, dad, And my Dad's like, if
I could save you two hundred dollars, you might, and
h But he's always said that he this is he's
like he's he's always been. He won't the way he
talks about his dad. He's like, just stick a bone
up my button, give and let a dog drag me.

Speaker 16 (02:02:28):
Into the woods. Classy guy, classy, classy guy.

Speaker 9 (02:02:35):
Oh and her dad also paints.

Speaker 16 (02:02:37):
Oh he does paint.

Speaker 8 (02:02:38):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (02:02:39):
Go to my.

Speaker 21 (02:02:40):
Instagram and have an opportunity. Everything's one hundred dollars. Somebody
asked me during lockdown. They were like, would your dad
paint me a batman? And I said, for one hundred dollars,
he'll paint you whatever you want.

Speaker 16 (02:02:51):
And uh so I did it. And he doesn't.

Speaker 21 (02:02:53):
Somebody wanted him to paint a guns like I've commissioned
over a dozen.

Speaker 6 (02:02:57):
I got one.

Speaker 9 (02:02:58):
It was of my parents since past with a dragon,
horse a horse dragon or.

Speaker 16 (02:03:05):
Yeah, it was it's the horse skeleton.

Speaker 8 (02:03:09):
Let's take it.

Speaker 6 (02:03:10):
They are good. What's good the paintings?

Speaker 9 (02:03:12):
Well, I mean I'm saying on a philosophical level, what
is good?

Speaker 16 (02:03:19):
I would like you to just say, yes, yes, ok,
there you go. They're excellent.

Speaker 9 (02:03:23):
Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 21 (02:03:24):
And he had a nightmare horse, the nightmare horse because
Marie was like, hey, I have this picture of my parents.

Speaker 16 (02:03:30):
Will you draw this picture of my parents with that?

Speaker 21 (02:03:33):
Because when I was a kid, I found as one
of his first paintings that it was a skeleton of
a horse.

Speaker 16 (02:03:38):
Uh, and then a bunch of romans and I was like,
what was that?

Speaker 3 (02:03:42):
And he goes.

Speaker 21 (02:03:43):
I woke up and I painted my nightmare Jackie, I
said that that horse is crazy, but the I to
have the horse next to my parents, right.

Speaker 16 (02:03:52):
She wanted the nightmare.

Speaker 21 (02:03:55):
You knew exactly what I was talking about when I
said that, And she paid a hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (02:04:00):
Did your dad ever settle on a funeral place?

Speaker 21 (02:04:02):
Uh, he's just going to go to Malta Bell where
we always go Southwaka, Wisconsin a day.

Speaker 9 (02:04:15):
You can put the reck of the adminfits, you can
get somebody off kind of like off the beaten path.
My dad died and he died at a hospice unit.
So but my sister wanted to have like an Irish
wake or whatever at the house. But you can't get
them deliver a dead body to your.

Speaker 16 (02:04:35):
Home has to either stay where it is, yeah, or it.

Speaker 9 (02:04:39):
Goes directly to the mortuary. So, uh, we got a
guy and my guy had a flat bag truck and
he got my dad's little body like and we had
to carry my dad's body back into the house. And
at that point he was very stiff, so it was
like it was like carrying a couch at one time.

(02:05:00):
I don't know where I'm going with this story, just
keep going. We had to lift him if we're like,
he was clanging his head, yeah, stand up, yeah, And
he was on and it was kind of a rolling thing.
And Scott, the guy who had the car or the truck,

(02:05:21):
he kind of looked at my husband was like, you're
gonna help me take this in. Scott's like, no, the
dead but yeah, and I'm not weirded out, but the dead,
I don't. I don't, I'm not. I'm moved.

Speaker 6 (02:05:36):
I did you put him on the couch?

Speaker 9 (02:05:39):
We put him on and on a bed, put him
on a bed, and when then we covered him with
you know so that I mean he looked nice. Yeah,
I look nice. And then then it's like everyone can see.

Speaker 6 (02:05:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:05:49):
I thought that was really nice to be able to
see the person. Also that the psychologically that they're gone.

Speaker 5 (02:05:55):
Did you know you put clothes on them?

Speaker 3 (02:05:59):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:06:00):
No, I'm so. I told you about My father was
a never nude.

Speaker 9 (02:06:07):
Never.

Speaker 6 (02:06:11):
A friend of mine went to a recent one and
it was at a very reputable, very large funeral.

Speaker 5 (02:06:17):
Home, and he was on a sort of a slab with.

Speaker 6 (02:06:20):
A with a sheet and just his head was head
was exposed, elderly gentleman a slab.

Speaker 5 (02:06:27):
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 9 (02:06:28):
Oh, and that's because maybe they wanted to have a natural.

Speaker 6 (02:06:31):
Who knows, maybe it was Yeah, maybe they were going
to bury him with Jackie. Yeah, or we are going
to return. I'm surprised we're going to being allowed to
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(02:07:14):
We're joined by a couple of our favorite.

Speaker 6 (02:07:16):
Comedians joining us in the studio. I look over that way,
I see Jackie Cash. Hello, who is that? Rhymes with
vacation by the way, Sure, Jackie, good to see you.
During the break, we were looking at your dad's paintings.

Speaker 16 (02:07:29):
My father's panting's not quite it's he's an outsider.

Speaker 21 (02:07:34):
He's an outsiders, outsider pannings he's got, he's got a
crylics he's been paying for.

Speaker 16 (02:07:39):
He's eighty eight, So yeah, he does. He does. The
whimsical stuff he does was very popular.

Speaker 8 (02:07:47):
There's a pig ces and.

Speaker 6 (02:07:48):
A Rooster series and he lives in Milwaukee.

Speaker 16 (02:07:52):
He lives our father who are in West Milwaukee.

Speaker 6 (02:07:55):
And then Maria Bamford's husband is a high end paint her.
If you will fine art, Yeah, it's great stuff. Scott
Marvel Cassidy. This is now. I highly recommend checking it
out online.

Speaker 8 (02:08:07):
See a superhero.

Speaker 9 (02:08:09):
H he is strong? U strong stock.

Speaker 6 (02:08:16):
You know when you're when you're on the road. Uh
do you FaceTime with him every day to keep in
touch or do you like like a little mental break?

Speaker 8 (02:08:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:08:26):
Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, totally. You gotta you gotta
keep your friend, you know, your friends hopefully and you
want to you know.

Speaker 5 (02:08:34):
Does he say how was your show?

Speaker 3 (02:08:36):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (02:08:36):
Oh god yes yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:08:37):
Do you say did you paint today?

Speaker 7 (02:08:39):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:08:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:08:40):
Does?

Speaker 9 (02:08:40):
I don't know how to ask that because I know
he painted?

Speaker 6 (02:08:43):
Is he is he handy?

Speaker 5 (02:08:44):
Can he like also paint the kitchen some things?

Speaker 8 (02:08:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:08:49):
Uh yes, he do to fix. He knows how to
fix a thing or two. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:08:54):
Didn't you used to paint?

Speaker 3 (02:08:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:08:56):
He used to do construction work.

Speaker 6 (02:08:58):
Uh so, so he doesn't just oil and watercolors. He
can do latex.

Speaker 9 (02:09:02):
He can do latex, he can do uh.

Speaker 5 (02:09:05):
Way around the roller.

Speaker 9 (02:09:06):
Yeah, he can do paintings on the ceiling and gold
leaf if he needed it.

Speaker 16 (02:09:13):
No one does.

Speaker 9 (02:09:14):
Yeah, well sometimes some people in Los Angeles decide to
paint everything gold and then go why about armenions?

Speaker 16 (02:09:25):
People? Why's he got to come up?

Speaker 21 (02:09:27):
It's like, hey, we're Saudi. Yeah, everybody's doing good work
with salads. Anybody asked me about the middle least, I'm
my good work with salads?

Speaker 3 (02:09:40):
Very nice.

Speaker 5 (02:09:41):
Now Christy Lee is at the news desk.

Speaker 16 (02:09:42):
Making a paint.

Speaker 8 (02:09:43):
Yeah, yeah, this is a good segue. The Pantone Color
Institute has selected their shade of the year.

Speaker 6 (02:09:50):
Okay, twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (02:09:51):
Six, and this is a real thing.

Speaker 6 (02:09:52):
This is But the reason I wanted to give you
this story is I love terrible corporate writing and this
is this is this, This is such crap and someone
had to go to college to learn how to do this.

Speaker 3 (02:10:04):
Go ahead.

Speaker 8 (02:10:05):
The color of the Year for twenty twenty six is
a shade of white all right, called cloud Dancer.

Speaker 6 (02:10:11):
Which sounds like a horse oh.

Speaker 8 (02:10:14):
A billowie white imbued with serenity pantone eleven four two one.
Cloud Dancer encourages true relaxation and focus, allowing the mind
to wander and creativity to breathe, making room for innovation.
Leatrice Heisman, executive director of the Institute, told CNN that
cloud Dancer represents quote, a calming influence and a friend

(02:10:37):
and a frenetic.

Speaker 9 (02:10:39):
Yeah, and that's just when you're huffing.

Speaker 8 (02:10:44):
Society rediscovering the value of measured consideration and quiet reflections.

Speaker 5 (02:10:50):
That is such incredible crab.

Speaker 8 (02:10:53):
Wander.

Speaker 6 (02:10:54):
Oh yeah, there's the que We have a post with
the color of the ear. Hey listen, it's just cloud Dancer.

Speaker 3 (02:11:01):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 8 (02:11:02):
We had color, and color is associated with new beginnings
and signifies our desire for a fresh start.

Speaker 6 (02:11:09):
So Pantona saying white is in. Finally, my people get
our day in the sun. You got to relax with that.

Speaker 3 (02:11:14):
Man.

Speaker 21 (02:11:16):
The best joke I heard about it, which I this
is I have no conversation. All I have is other
people's jokes, uh and my own. So Gail Simone, great
college book writer, she said, the new the new color
of the year is colonialism. Just called a colonialism, Gaale Simone.

Speaker 3 (02:11:35):
Not me.

Speaker 6 (02:11:39):
The previous colors, I looked them up. O good, do
anybody remember this year's color? Because this is the word
what's the mocha one?

Speaker 3 (02:11:46):
The brown or right? Right? Something gray?

Speaker 6 (02:11:50):
Right?

Speaker 8 (02:11:51):
Oh, that was way back in twenty twenty one, Oh,
way back, yeah, universal.

Speaker 16 (02:11:55):
Gray, something borrowed something blue?

Speaker 13 (02:11:58):
Blue?

Speaker 5 (02:12:00):
Yeah, it was blue a few years ago, and it was.

Speaker 6 (02:12:02):
But it's it's they it's always some it's a classic blue.

Speaker 21 (02:12:05):
It's so arbitrary. They're just like, hey, we're gonna put
on a press release about and.

Speaker 6 (02:12:10):
The flowers, the flowery language.

Speaker 8 (02:12:12):
The pantone is the you know, industry standard. That's what
everybody uses and design and I mean, if you're picking
out colors and you're doing artwork, p J I'm sure
uses pantones.

Speaker 6 (02:12:23):
Oh sure, I understand the need for pantoe. But to
declare the color of the year, did ekrew get snubbed again?

Speaker 5 (02:12:30):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 21 (02:12:30):
It is a board game, pantone board game. Yes, that
was actually supposed to be was actually supposed to be
quite fun.

Speaker 16 (02:12:37):
I have not played it.

Speaker 6 (02:12:38):
Here we go. They when the year it was classic blue.
They say classic blue is described as being genderless.

Speaker 5 (02:12:45):
Oh huh, oh maybe they put that because they were
worried about because.

Speaker 9 (02:12:51):
But about the other colors committing hate crimes.

Speaker 5 (02:12:57):
Yes, it's.

Speaker 6 (02:13:04):
The Blue also has a quote reassuring presence and evokes
a feeling of vast expanse. All right, boy, that is
just really.

Speaker 21 (02:13:13):
Not I also get that feeling when someone hands me
a twenty. So if anybody wants to create that feeling
in my life.

Speaker 6 (02:13:21):
Start the color of the year. Thank you know. The
building we're in smells like chicken wings again, which is
a good thing. We're about to have some chicken.

Speaker 9 (02:13:32):
Will you still sign up for to be in the contest.

Speaker 6 (02:13:37):
The room in the contest, well, we have a champion eater,
Mickey Sudo is in the green room about to enter,
and so we're going to find out how that goes.
Do you think you could eat a lot of wings?

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I mean five?

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Yeah?

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Speaker 5 (02:15:31):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show live from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee's at the Sidelac
Insurance Company News Death. Willie g is at the Prize
Picksports Death. Good morning, he is Cosby's there. Hey, I'm
Josh Arnold at the I Hate Steven Singer sidekickchair and Tom.
We are joined by a couple of true champions in
the world of competitive eating for.

Speaker 6 (02:15:53):
The second day in a row. Yesterday we had Joey
Chestnut in here. I know you folks are familiar with
mister Chestnut. Now we have a a lady who we've
been reading about for years. I've never met Mick Mickey before.
Mickey Soudo, Thanks for having me, Welcome.

Speaker 5 (02:16:07):
Thanks here.

Speaker 6 (02:16:09):
And one might assume, being a championship eater, that Nickey
Mickey would be a woman of a certain.

Speaker 5 (02:16:16):
And the exact opposite is true.

Speaker 8 (02:16:19):
You know, I thought I was in shape and then
I met Nick. You know, but that's a whole difference.

Speaker 9 (02:16:23):
Nick.

Speaker 6 (02:16:24):
Nick Murry is here, and Nick looks like, Uh, I'm
about to get hit by a machete.

Speaker 3 (02:16:33):
You're so jacked. You wearing a hoodie and we can
all tell how strong you are. I appreciate that the
secret is dozens of chicken wings and the uh.

Speaker 6 (02:16:42):
The hair choice is a bright red mohawk.

Speaker 3 (02:16:49):
Yeah, I think if.

Speaker 22 (02:16:50):
Fits with the the the game is going on tomorrow,
and usually it'll be the color of something to do
with the contest that we're going to, and it's somewhat
of a style choice, the mohawk and then someone a
pattern baldness, you know, easing towards the middle there.

Speaker 5 (02:17:02):
All right, tell you Dick Nixon could have done.

Speaker 6 (02:17:05):
That would have been right, Henry, give me another bourbon
and some chicken willing and then let's drop a load
on them. Oh, let's see. Now, are you guys all
eating at the same time? Is this one competition?

Speaker 18 (02:17:22):
Absolutely, there'll be an undercard event where you'll have some
semi pros eating deep dish pizza, and then we our
competition goes on at three thirty.

Speaker 8 (02:17:31):
And this is I mean, like every other.

Speaker 18 (02:17:33):
Contest on professional circuit, men and women compete alongside each other.

Speaker 8 (02:17:36):
So I'll be up against Joey and Nick.

Speaker 5 (02:17:38):
Now am I correct and saying?

Speaker 6 (02:17:40):
And rarely am I? You just defeated Joey in something recently?
Is that correct?

Speaker 11 (02:17:46):
I mean?

Speaker 18 (02:17:46):
Over So I've been competing for about fourteen years now.
I don't know, I kind of lost track, but I mean,
over the years, I've beat Joey at a handful of events.
Wings are one of those equalizing foods because you're you're
more up against the clock as opposed to your capacity.
We run out of time as opposed to space. So yeah,
I've beat Joy at wings, and I hope to do
it again tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (02:18:05):
So you'll leave this competition hungry.

Speaker 18 (02:18:08):
Potentially, I've been going to sneak some wings after the
competition on my own time.

Speaker 3 (02:18:14):
I mean that deep distillating around back here, guys, little pepperoni.

Speaker 6 (02:18:18):
So so I understand the way it works is they
weigh the wings that you're going to get before.

Speaker 18 (02:18:25):
And after, so that the Yeah, it's based on displacement
to make it fair, because I might eat more wings
in terms of number, but Nick might eat them more cleanly.

Speaker 8 (02:18:35):
So to avoid any sort of controversy.

Speaker 3 (02:18:38):
We with them.

Speaker 6 (02:18:39):
Approximately how many do you anticipate this is a ten
minute contest? Approximately how many you think you'll lead it?

Speaker 22 (02:18:46):
That's tough, you know, I think the winner will probably
be somewhere in the two hundred and ten to two
hundred and fifty mark.

Speaker 5 (02:18:51):
Wow, now, Joey suggested he prefers the flats, so the drummies,
do you guys feel the same.

Speaker 22 (02:18:58):
So in usual leisurely day to day wing eating, I
would say I prefer the flats definitely, in contest the drums.

Speaker 3 (02:19:06):
I think I have a little bit more weight to them.

Speaker 22 (02:19:08):
So if you can, if they're cooked, well they're warm,
which I'm sure they're gonna be tomorrow, you can spin
the drums. I think I'm a little bit faster with
the drums than I'm with the flats. But I think
it's kind of a technique thing which you prefer.

Speaker 18 (02:19:18):
Now.

Speaker 6 (02:19:18):
Uh, Joey demonstrated yesterday his technique with the flats that
involves some thumb work. We've posted it on our various
social media platforms in slow motion.

Speaker 11 (02:19:32):
Do you?

Speaker 5 (02:19:33):
Is ei there like trade secrets here?

Speaker 14 (02:19:34):
But do you?

Speaker 6 (02:19:35):
Because you can't look at your competitor right unless you
look at film.

Speaker 22 (02:19:38):
I mean, I suppose you could watch your competitor. You're
probably not gonna place very well if you're just watching,
you know, watching the meet. But like there's a I
think everybody has their own technique. It's what how are
you gonna be the most efficient? You know some people,
I'm sure it could be really good with a Sean
Mary and jump shot, so to speak. You're not going
to change how he shoots the ball because it's pretty
pretty efficient. Most of us have a pretty similar techn

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with the flats of kind of like making an umbrella.

Speaker 6 (02:20:02):
And are you gonna be getting both flats and drummies.

Speaker 3 (02:20:04):
Yeah, we'll get both.

Speaker 6 (02:20:05):
Yeah, do you attack them? Do you do one first
and the other? Do you alternate?

Speaker 22 (02:20:09):
What's the I typically will look when they put it.
It's gonna be a twenty five pound tray they put
in front of us, and I'll look to see like
what looks almost you know, sometimes when you cook a.

Speaker 3 (02:20:20):
Wing, it'll be it'll be like an exposed bone or
something like that. On a couple of them.

Speaker 22 (02:20:25):
I'll look for some of those, or an easy one
to start the competition with, almost like starting with momentum.
I have ten more minutes of this insanity, so I
want to start on a good foot, and then it's
kind of just you know, eating them, discarding the bones,
moving on as quickly as you can. So for me,
it's kind of where my hand lands. The first couple,
you'll probably there's a conscious choice, and then it's kind

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of just just go as quickly as you can.

Speaker 6 (02:20:47):
And do you have to deposit the bones accurately in
a particular vessel.

Speaker 22 (02:20:51):
Is No, it's it's back in the same bowl because
it's going to be by displacement, so you'd like to
do it. I learned this the hard way, and like
a first and second wing competitions, I was just chucking
them back in there. But then you're playing the digging
game in the graveyard o bone. So if you can
discard them all towards one side, and then it kind
of just becomes a conveyor belt of wing efficiency, so

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to speak.

Speaker 3 (02:21:15):
There's a there's a strange science to this insanity.

Speaker 6 (02:21:18):
Is there is the same for the ribs when you
do a rib thing.

Speaker 3 (02:21:21):
Yeah, it's really similar. For the ribs.

Speaker 22 (02:21:22):
Ribs are a little bit easier because, like at least
most of the time the ribs we get contest are
pretty easy to clear and the trail be filled up
a little bit less.

Speaker 6 (02:21:31):
But yeah, they might do you just heave them behind
your back.

Speaker 22 (02:21:34):
Smart that's a lot of weight it would take off
if you one just mysteriously disappeared like down your shirt.

Speaker 6 (02:21:39):
Well, we were told yesterday there have been cheaters and
competitive eating.

Speaker 3 (02:21:45):
No, this, this is an integratable organization. Don't even bring
that into this. I mean, we've got two legends here too, geniuses,
and you're gonna imply their cheating over here.

Speaker 22 (02:21:53):
I'm sure there's been a you know, there's people anytime
you put money on the line for anything, you know,
money belts prestige, so to speak.

Speaker 6 (02:22:00):
Now the belts I understand, and competitive eating have extra holes.

Speaker 22 (02:22:03):
Yeah, yeah, just in case there's like they're highly adjusted.
It's like my fanny pack. It fits right now, but
I'm not I'm gonna have to carry it.

Speaker 6 (02:22:10):
We're talking with a Nick Querry and Mickey Pseudo about
competitive eating. We talked with Joey chest I yestually learned.

Speaker 5 (02:22:16):
Quite a bit.

Speaker 6 (02:22:18):
Do you have different pregame You've got Let's see what
is today Friday? You got a little more than twenty
four hours to get ready? Is are you not eating food?
Are you drinking a lot of water? What are you
doing to prepare making each It would.

Speaker 18 (02:22:32):
Probably be smart to minimize the solid foods, but you know,
I always tell myself the winning number is going to
be I don't know, maybe the equivalent of seven to
ten pounds at the most, We're not going to hit capacity.
So I kind of I find it hard to, you know,
stay disciplined and fast on the day before wings and ribs.

Speaker 5 (02:22:53):
You know, what is your You said, what is your?

Speaker 7 (02:22:56):
So?

Speaker 18 (02:22:56):
I mean, if if we're doing say Pooh team, or
the winning number is going to be a literal twenty
twenty pound range, you know, I need every little square
millimeter of space. But if I'm you know, if the
winning number is going to be somewhere between seven and
ten pounds, which is still a lot of chicken wings.
Don't get me wrong, but I mean, you know I
don't need to eat twenty pounds to win. So I
just what I'm saying is I love enjoying food on

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the day before contest.

Speaker 8 (02:23:19):
When I can.

Speaker 6 (02:23:20):
What is what is your How do you know what
your capacity is if you ever had it physically measured
by a physician. I mean, is it like a stat
or a basketball team that was not.

Speaker 18 (02:23:29):
Part of my regular physical But I mean some events
that have tested my capacity, Like I so, I hold
the world record in ice cream, which is sixteen and
a half pints in six minutes. So I mean that's
over two gallons of just ice cream alone.

Speaker 3 (02:23:40):
What's the coolest sentence I've ever heard. I have the
world record in ice cream.

Speaker 6 (02:23:44):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (02:23:44):
Did you have a brain freeze to?

Speaker 21 (02:23:46):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (02:23:47):
Not a brain freeze?

Speaker 8 (02:23:48):
But actually that was at the Indiana State Fair, now
that I think about it.

Speaker 18 (02:23:51):
But it's the height of summer, and I was freezing
after the contest, and I was just begging somebody to
find a pot of coffee. And that turned out to
be very difficult because it felt like my internal organs
were like, you.

Speaker 3 (02:24:00):
Were ten percent ice cream.

Speaker 6 (02:24:01):
Yeah, there's a coffee on the state there, but it
is deep fried, and it's not really what flavor ice cream?

Speaker 8 (02:24:08):
Was it just vanilla? It's delicious.

Speaker 6 (02:24:11):
Let's just say, for the sake of the stupid argument,
if they had given you that neapolitan ice cream, which
would you have eaten first? I am just pure chaos
and you wouldn't, okay, because the way to do it,
of course, is you do chocolate and then vanilla and
then strawberry, so you don't have to finish it.

Speaker 8 (02:24:28):
That's your way of doing it.

Speaker 6 (02:24:30):
Not everyone.

Speaker 3 (02:24:32):
See how the new people laughed and the rest of
us rolled our eyes yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:24:37):
If you could choose any food to eat in a competition,
what is the one you'd want to do nick more
than any? If you if this is the one I'm
best at, what would that be? Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:24:49):
Yeah, best is different from what I enjoy.

Speaker 22 (02:24:51):
Is another What do you think you would the one
I'm most proficient at are typically foods I would say
pistachios is good at. I won the first ever pistatiating championship.
They actually have the shell and eat my combination like
PlayStation and bodybuilding callist fingers and then that or foods
like spam or pork roll in New Jersey, foods that

(02:25:15):
are maybe local delicacies that are maybe a little bit
tough on people's palates. I typically do well in those
because when it's if it just becomes a hey this
or fudge, this is going to be really uncomfortable and
really strong tasting. I want to go into the deep water.
That's where I'm going to succeed is when like this
is maybe somewhat unpleasant for other people because the taste

(02:25:36):
is so strong. That's where I want to take you
because it's gonna give me a better shot of winning.

Speaker 8 (02:25:40):
Oh do you have weird taste buds, you think.

Speaker 3 (02:25:42):
Uh no, I think I just have a high threshold
for discomfort. Okay, they are you really fit?

Speaker 6 (02:25:48):
Do you ever?

Speaker 3 (02:25:49):
After a competition go into my fitness bell and you're like, well,
eighteen pounds of fudge this spam I did just to
check the sodium and I think it was fifty six grams,
and they, I.

Speaker 6 (02:26:01):
Mean, you're eating so much food. I suppose they could
tect it.

Speaker 21 (02:26:03):
Me.

Speaker 6 (02:26:03):
You could weigh in and weigh out.

Speaker 22 (02:26:05):
That would be neat, you know, like instead of weighing
the wings, just weigh the competitor. But the problem would
be the liquid at that point. Who consumed more liquidly? Yeah,
it would be I imagine around twenty to twenty odd
pounds is probably the most I've gained in six to
ten minute.

Speaker 6 (02:26:18):
How long does it take to get rid of that
twenty pounds?

Speaker 3 (02:26:22):
Twenty four to.

Speaker 22 (02:26:25):
Forty eight hours, depending on the food like sweets hitch
you faster four to eleven minutes.

Speaker 5 (02:26:31):
I know that's my average.

Speaker 6 (02:26:33):
Now, how long how long before you're allowed to puke?

Speaker 22 (02:26:36):
I mean that stuff? You know, I know there's a
lot of people what they do after the contest is
going to be their stuff. But for me personally, like
we will lose if we do. You know, if you
lose it on stage.

Speaker 6 (02:26:46):
Yeah, you can't see that.

Speaker 5 (02:26:47):
You don't want to like have that that reflex. Yeah,
you don't want to train your body.

Speaker 22 (02:26:51):
Yeah, Like we all went to college with a guy
who you knew if he took a drink, like he's
gonna lose it in the bushes.

Speaker 3 (02:26:57):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 22 (02:26:57):
So for me personally, it's like we go out there,
we get to eat these delicious foods, and usually we
have an hour two hours of taking pictures and use
and things like that after the contest. So you're walking
around and like tomorrow there's gonna be tens of thousands
of people there, and there's gonna be a bunch of
people that just want to take pictures, and you're gonna

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have Tomorrow's not as bad because it's only gonna be let's.

Speaker 3 (02:27:20):
Say, two hundred and fifty wings or something, but.

Speaker 22 (02:27:24):
Eighteen pounds of strawberry shortcake and you have to take
pictures for two hours. And now it's like a smile
and then of course everyone's like, oh, I can't work
my camera.

Speaker 3 (02:27:31):
How does this thing.

Speaker 22 (02:27:32):
Where honestly, you're so appreciative that people pay to come
out and watch you eat mass quantities of food, and
you get to raise money while doing it and travel
all over the world like it.

Speaker 3 (02:27:43):
It's pretty cool. You don't mind taking those pictures. I
actually enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (02:27:46):
That is the voice of Nick Werry, a competitive eater,
along with Mickey Sudo Josh, go ahead. Do you schedule
your travel days the day after a competition or will
you wait an extra day or so so that you're
not when you do have to lose weight, as it were,
and you're not doing it on a plane. I don't know.

Speaker 18 (02:28:08):
I don't think we scheduled our travel around. It's really just,
you know, we've got a four year old at home,
so it's our schedule is more determined by it, by
him than I think.

Speaker 3 (02:28:18):
Yeah, how we feel?

Speaker 16 (02:28:20):
Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 8 (02:28:24):
Oh yeah, no, we we actually met.

Speaker 5 (02:28:26):
I'll stop sexting you. That's fine.

Speaker 6 (02:28:30):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 18 (02:28:33):
We actually met at the hotel gym on the morning
of the hot dog eating contest.

Speaker 6 (02:28:36):
I mean you know the stories.

Speaker 22 (02:28:38):
Yeah, it's uh yeah. She she had already won four titles,
and she came up to me and I was the
new guy. Hey, do you mind if I take a
picture with you for like social media purposes, because usually
on contest day she's very reserved and focused.

Speaker 3 (02:28:55):
I can't say antisocial, she would say focused.

Speaker 11 (02:28:58):
So she did.

Speaker 22 (02:28:59):
She came up, took a pick. Sure we didn't stay
in touch for at all, really, but we had. I
five months later was putting together a team to eat
one hundred and eight pound burger in New Jersey, as
you do, and yes, of course, and so like that
was a really elaborate way to get a second date. Yeah,
you know, so she was on that team and then
we just kind of had a mutual friend that kept

(02:29:19):
on telling us to that we should see each other,
and we both said no for months and.

Speaker 18 (02:29:25):
Really didn't think competitive eating, especially for a woman, was
compatible with dating.

Speaker 8 (02:29:29):
So the retires travel did.

Speaker 5 (02:29:31):
You did you have the same look at that point?

Speaker 6 (02:29:34):
Uh Ish?

Speaker 22 (02:29:35):
Yeah, yeahsh I think I was like I I probably
was had an age just poorly at that point, but
I was a little bit more charming, a little bit
more jacked, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:29:43):
So you who won that day?

Speaker 18 (02:29:46):
So that was the hot dog eating contest? So I
took home my fifth belt at Nathan's.

Speaker 3 (02:29:52):
Yeah, yeah, because Nathan's we we eat separately.

Speaker 18 (02:29:54):
Yeah, hot dogs are the only competition where men and
women compete separately.

Speaker 6 (02:29:58):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (02:29:58):
Yeah, yeah, a home like Yeah, watching any trivia shows and.

Speaker 6 (02:30:06):
Your your child is a four and a half four
and a half, So this little guy must.

Speaker 22 (02:30:13):
Have I said, yeah, he's uh, it's like the universe's
crazy jokes that he does have a very very healthy appetite. Said,
We've done so much. I think he's been on forty
odd flights at this point. He's traveled with us a
lot internationally and domestically, so the only thing he really
does not like is by peas and peppers. But other

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than that, he's eaten everything from like octopus, jellyfish.

Speaker 5 (02:30:37):
And he currently holds the dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets if
I will wreck him. No participation trophies in this.

Speaker 6 (02:30:51):
We're hanging out with Mickey Pseudo and Nick Wherry and
I do we we have some wings in the building. Yeah,
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We're joined by two.

Speaker 5 (02:32:50):
Wonderful people who have terrific skills that we uh, you know,
guys like Willy me astaf We all kind of consider
ourselves amateurs at We can only hope to one day
be as skilled as Hungry. Yeah, yeah, maybe I'm not hungry.
Is that it I'm not hungry enough? That can't be it.

Speaker 6 (02:33:14):
From the world of competitive eating, the legendary Mickey Pseudo
and the number sixth ranked participant. If I have the
facts correctly, A nick weary. And you guys, your husband
and wife. You have a young son, you said four
and a half. I hope you gave him like a
food related name like Angus.

Speaker 2 (02:33:36):
Caesar.

Speaker 6 (02:33:38):
Colby pancake minute. But you guys are going to be
doing a thing tomorrow along with Joey Chestnut and uh
the food in question, wings and Willie. You're quite the
connoisseurer of wings.

Speaker 3 (02:33:54):
I know that I'm not really, I'm in it for
the love of the game. You know I'm not, Yes,
but you are a big wing fan. I love wingn't.

Speaker 6 (02:34:02):
I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (02:34:02):
My older brother used to love them, and I love
him as a kid. We go out to this place
in Colorado and for an appetizer I get wings, and
then for my main I get in order.

Speaker 8 (02:34:13):
Yeah, and for dessert.

Speaker 5 (02:34:15):
You guys, you guys were rubber gloves.

Speaker 3 (02:34:18):
No, absolutely, not.

Speaker 6 (02:34:21):
Really, because I would think because you well, I can
tell the story. You guys left a bunch of wings yesterday.
So when I got off the air, I went and
had lunch. I ate those things, and I then I
took the scrub brush did and had to do my
because I don't want to be taking chicken bacteria or whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:34:44):
Yes, yes, the bacteria doesn't cook off. You're right, So
I was just curiod.

Speaker 6 (02:34:49):
It could be a lot easier to eat them with
rubber gloves.

Speaker 22 (02:34:52):
I need the feeling, like, I need to feel like
even when I I'm really particular about that. Yeah, like
I I even used to when I lived in get
shovel the driveway with no gloves on, because it's hard
for me to do stuff without having Like the field we.

Speaker 5 (02:35:04):
Should point out you look like you swallowed a xylophone.

Speaker 14 (02:35:07):
You are like.

Speaker 5 (02:35:10):
You have you actually lost that contest.

Speaker 6 (02:35:15):
You are the fittest human being I've ever seen in
my life.

Speaker 3 (02:35:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (02:35:18):
He's going to double a security for tomorrow.

Speaker 18 (02:35:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (02:35:21):
People just think I'm part of that. When we walk
around through the airport and she's got her belts. Look, oh,
that must be your security guy. That's got to be
a good feeling.

Speaker 3 (02:35:29):
It is, Yeah, I know it is.

Speaker 5 (02:35:29):
How much time are you in the gym every day?

Speaker 6 (02:35:32):
Uh?

Speaker 22 (02:35:32):
Usually about five to six days a week for only
about like an hour and change, you know each time
it's a.

Speaker 3 (02:35:36):
Little bit less.

Speaker 5 (02:35:37):
Now ask how much you lift? You're gonna go all
of it?

Speaker 3 (02:35:39):
Yeah, I know, not quite as much as I used to.
But I'm sitting next to you. You have a muscle
that I've never seen. There's like a seven on the
side of your arm. It's like a Nike switch that
that is a muscle that heretofore, unbeknown really impressed a
little turned on. You gotta go do pick your hotels

(02:36:01):
based on who has the best gym.

Speaker 22 (02:36:03):
I look to see if they have a gym occasionally,
which is kind of nice. Uh at this point, Like
I used to compete in bodybuilding, That's where most of
this comes from. I used to be the guy in
the MANKINI shaved on stage. Now it's more like a
just part of who I am. Now it's it's just
like a therapy thing going to the gym now, and
I actually feel better if I train. If I don't train,

(02:36:23):
I'm almost like like the tin man like things starts
to get kind of crazy. Sure, So now I'm so
used to like the motion is lotion kind of thing
is just going in training. It puts me in a
good headspace. Well en, it keeps me lean and if
I'm leaner and in better shape, I find that for
the six to twelve minute contest, even though it's only
six to twelve minutes. We are kind of pushing our
body to its limit for six to twelve minutes. So

(02:36:44):
I have more of a tolerance for this comfort, and
I don't seem to get as uncomfortable as quickly if
I have less of a fat belt.

Speaker 3 (02:36:51):
Even in my abdomination.

Speaker 6 (02:36:52):
People they're probably listening going, oh, this guy must be
really fat, and you're the exact opposite. Yeah, you see,
you feel like the tin men. Wait your my age.
When I walk around, I turn my neck, it's like
opening a car door sound that I hear in my ears.

Speaker 5 (02:37:07):
So it's a pleasure to meet.

Speaker 6 (02:37:08):
You guys, and we do have some of those delightful
wings that you'll be eating tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (02:37:12):
How many people in the competition altogether?

Speaker 3 (02:37:15):
Uhen.

Speaker 6 (02:37:18):
Obviously you can't trash talk during the event because you're
eating right now. And Joey Chestnut was saying that there's
a little bit of trash talking prior.

Speaker 8 (02:37:27):
To oh yeah, all in good fun.

Speaker 3 (02:37:30):
Yeah sure, yeah, yeah, it's all in good fun.

Speaker 22 (02:37:31):
Like Chestnut tries to have time shares in people's heads sometimes,
which is successful with.

Speaker 3 (02:37:37):
Some of the new people. Once you know, it's just
Chestnut being chestnut.

Speaker 5 (02:37:40):
Yeah. He referred to it as a mind screw radio
friendly guys.

Speaker 18 (02:37:44):
I like that, And I feel like he's like the
annoying older brother. I mean, we all like poke fun
at each other. There's another competitor, giddy and og whill
be with customer on the running joke is like, he's
great if he shows up and on time because he's way.

Speaker 3 (02:37:56):
Too many to count.

Speaker 22 (02:37:57):
Yeah, and you and you get it's such like a
niche group of people that you get to know everybody
really else. You kind of know how to push their
buttons and this, that and the other. But you know,
for the most part, it's all in good fun. You know,
for the six or twelve minutes we can pee like
I don't know you, It doesn't matter if you're Joey
or her or you know, my grandpa tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (02:38:14):
How long you're eating is a ten minutes.

Speaker 22 (02:38:15):
Ten minutes, it's yeah, we're just competitors for those those
ten minutes, and then afterwards we can be friends again.

Speaker 6 (02:38:20):
But for ten after two hours of taking photographs trying
not to have have your anus prolapse.

Speaker 3 (02:38:26):
Yeah yeah that's a negative.

Speaker 22 (02:38:28):
Yeah, okaywhare typically this is my bodybuilding posing trunks.

Speaker 3 (02:38:34):
No, usually just what is going to be comfortable.

Speaker 22 (02:38:38):
So tomorrow will probably be like a shirt just like this,
the Hermanochy Way eating shirt or or sponsor shirt. I
typically try to go look a size up to allow
for like expansion.

Speaker 6 (02:38:46):
I was gonna say, if that's a size up, your
arms are about to excesses.

Speaker 22 (02:38:51):
It'll be big in the waist and kind of in
the stomach, and then here it'll kind of be snuggy.
Because they typically don't make most of the time in
the US, they make sure it's for like dandy veto,
not people who are in like really good shape, so
it's kind of hard to find it. But this, like
this was pretty comfy and it's a stretching material, so
that really helps. When we have shirts that are really snuggy,

(02:39:11):
that's tough because when you feel your stomach kind of
pressing against the shirt, plus will be liquid, you're spilling yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:39:16):
Like I don't know about like.

Speaker 22 (02:39:17):
I know, like Mickey, she'll go sometimes two sizes up
in shirts, you know, with the more capacity.

Speaker 8 (02:39:22):
Is there a prize tomorrow, Yeah, there's a purse that
we're competing for.

Speaker 3 (02:39:28):
A belt. Yeah, purse belt, Eternal Glory is there money
in the purse? Yes, okay, yeah, it's a duty and
burke on the black markets. No, it's not a coach
bag filled with red. Yeah, but there's that.

Speaker 22 (02:39:43):
There's a really awesome like ale emporium giant belt. Wait, yeah,
so that's those are those are really cool. We have
a bunch of like belts hanging around the house most
people have.

Speaker 6 (02:39:53):
Can you wear them? Do you have to?

Speaker 5 (02:39:55):
Can you go through security?

Speaker 11 (02:39:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:39:57):
Those are that's interesting.

Speaker 22 (02:39:59):
You have to decide when you go back to the
airport after the contest if you want everybody to stop
you and ask you.

Speaker 3 (02:40:03):
In my case, like, oh, so you're a mixed martial artist.

Speaker 5 (02:40:07):
Both of you?

Speaker 22 (02:40:08):
Were you with WWE or yeah, I get the wrestler
and mixed martial artists then yeah, sometimes they think she's
a female boxer fighter.

Speaker 3 (02:40:15):
Yeah. The airport I believe you're flying out of. They
have a burger place that has a food challenge that
you can do at the airport. No way, can you
guys please do The competition.

Speaker 8 (02:40:29):
Is absolutely.

Speaker 15 (02:40:32):
Well.

Speaker 6 (02:40:32):
Mickey and Nick's great to see you guys for stopping by.
And once again I need to point out Mickey is
a beautiful woman and Nick is a is a jacked
fit guy that looks like he could tear my head
off while eating a wing on the side. So check
out some photos. We'll post them on our various social
media platforms. Also check out Maria Bamford stuff. She's great. Jackiecas,

(02:40:57):
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