The BOB & TOM Show - December 10, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show. Right now. We're joined
in the studio by comedian Mark Gross.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I had to do these corporate gigs and I did
one the night before. It was a Christmas week. You know,
it's great, Well, get a comedian for Christmas week, it'll
be great. Well, you know, And so I get in
there and it's the old you know, the podium mic
with a Kurt you know that thing.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And I don't.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I have no idea what had gone wrong with this company.
It was like a media buyers group, I believe it was.
It was like an Omaha or something. But I go
in there and they were just it was just you
could just tell something was clearly wrong, really wrong.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
By the way, we're to give the announcement about the
downsizing after our next guest. You might have read yesterday
in the paper thirty nine of the forty two of
you will being comedian Mark Gross. None of you got
your Christmas bonuses. Instead, we've given them money to this
funny young man. Here's you know, I don't know something.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Something was wrong. Sounds like a jew to me. Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Get him up here, and I'm telling to let least go.
I mean literally I'm seven minutes in nothing and I'm clean,
and I'm going, what is wrong? And I and people
started to shun me. Literally, they were like they would
turn their backs and they're they're looking down and they
wouldn't even face me and I and I know, I'm
totally serious.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
They were turning her. I could hear their chairs here.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
This is horrible, And I thought, well, I was like,
I was like, I'm at least doing my time. I'll
try and rip me off so I get done with it.
And uh and I'm like, thank you, good night, and
nobody clutched. Then I had to walk through the audience
to get to the lady in.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
The back with the check. I'm ready to do that.
I'm like, walk and I can hear my feet. That's it.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
And this lady was in the back room with his
check in her hand and she and she said it
loud enough so that everyone in the could here to
save her own, you know, to save her own bacon.
And she goes, well, I hope you're happy, which is
never good for starters.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
And then she goes, gosh, she goes, I hope you're happy.
You've ruined Christmas and hello mister, and missus North America
and all around the world. It's the Bob and Tom Show.
We're are the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. There's Christy Lee,

(02:40):
Hey kick made. She's at the silac Insure. It's news desk.
I loved you in duck suit, by the way. There's
Pat God wish you, Hey Chicken. There's Josh arnold By.
He's at the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's
Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee at the Prize Sports tass.

(03:04):
Hey Tom, how you doing, Buddy good? Okay, welcome Christy.
You look like uh to go on into the woods
and just some camping. Yeah, a little flannel. It's very nice,
a good pattern.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh yeah, let me yeah, let me see. Oh yeah, Now,
isn't that something that ruins it? Oh wow, I mean
it's beautiful. I'm sorry. I'm still trying to be a
good coworker. It's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I'm going to pay for that.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, no, no, no, I'm over it. Go ahead. The
back of it looks like my aunt Marg's old couch.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
There you go. That's what we're looking for.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
The show almost runs itself. We just have to remember
our lines. That's all. Well, well, thank you. What's happening
in your life? Things going okay over there? We had
an incident yesterday with the fire. You know, you took
local listings decades or what time it is and you're
where you're sleeping. But I have a real wood fireplace
and I was putting wood in the fire place yesterday.
I got a splinter from one of the and it

(04:03):
went in about from the tip of my left thumb
up to my elbow. And I don't know if you
could see it from there, but the nail has come
away from the bed. Yeah, it's I have gloves, and
I had gloves. Was in a hurry. Who okay, is
it still in there?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I think I And you know I recently switched over
to all buttonfly jeans. I've always wanted to do.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh yeah, all buttonfly, right, and with with the dumb thumb,
that's you need your thumb to button. Yeah, man, can
you can't button without your thumb? You take take for
granted the role of the thumb plays and you sure do.
And what's the logic behind the button fly jeans? I
just always have one of the pair of buttonfly jeans
blow things down, those delicate moments. Oh yeah, I think

(04:56):
I saw commercial when I was a kid and I
always had husky jeens, and that they didn't make button
flies in huskies because they evidently thought the fat kids
couldn't button I guess I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Now chick is slim and drim and you can wear
nice jueses.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Well it's a nice an odd way to congratulate yourself.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
But sure, why not?

Speaker 7 (05:16):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Thank you, Tom, Thank you for validating me.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
I appreciate that I'd be concerned with this particular the
nature of what we do. Sometimes it's imperative that one
can get that U zipper down quickly. Yeah, you know,
you got to check that.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
It's odd how the body wants to remove the splinter.
Did you ever get those feelings of like, oh yeah,
kind of a constant throb like I mean, the body
is sort of it literally is pushing the splinter out.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
It told me I went back in two or three times,
but there's something going on, and I think I finally
got all of it. Nice it was. It was exciting, okay,
well good, the pain was exquisitive, Okay.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
I spent a couple of hours at the hospital yesterday.
One of my has a now has a nice cast.
She did break her arm, but it's interesting. It's a
they give you the cast. Now, they the way they
put them on. It's like a gauze that they wrap
with some kind of stuff and you.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Have the old plaster cast remember those? Oh yeah, man, man,
did she that's the thing? Yeah? And I guess it's
like a paint store. They walk out the ten chips.
I'm going to say, kind of a light purple.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
That was one of the options, but with pink she
opted for black. I believe the phrase was that way, dad,
you can't sign it?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay? What all right? Now I sign it and pay
for it? Or how about this? For those of you
amateur and professional psychiatrists out there, you can weigh in
if you like emails Bob and Tom and Bob and
Tom dot com.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Well yeah, and the nurse who was putting it on,
so oh no, he can sign it. They have special
silver pins.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
We didn't we spend and this is a joke, but
it's close to this. A quarter of a million dollars
trying to find a silver pen and or a gold
pen to sign posters that you insisted were going to
be in black or right. I'm not sure if that
was the I have one right here or the artistic director,
whoever the hell does those I know, instead of making

(07:17):
a post of it.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
They were like paint pins.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, they're pread on black backs and they have two
modes either barely work or work too well. Yes, paint
splashes on your shirt because you're.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Writing and you have to push them in. Yeah, you're
doing a great job. You push them in to load that.
You push in the tip to load them.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Shake it up. Let me hear you shake it up.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah, this one doesn't. This one is maybe too old. Yeah,
they have a little like a it's like old spray
paint cans. You shake them and hear the bb inside
going around.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I can never spray paint, always putting too much paint on.
I think it's an art. A lot of runs.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
My husband's love paint spray painted everything.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wow, like a like a offer to me. Think he's
haffing maybe.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Outside.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
That's why I think graffiti is so impressive, because I've
never gotten the balance right.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yes, And some of those kids, the higher up they
go with the graffiti, it's the more stature and they
hang upside down. That upside I just sold most of
them fall to their death. I can't stand graffiti. Well,
so much for that fun conversation. Oh, it's just disgusting.
I think it is an art form, though you don't

(08:27):
think some graffiti is an actual art and should be
just open a museum of it, exactly so, but you
hate it all on subways.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
It's it's just unpleasant, okay, Taki one sixteen, we know
where you are.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Well, I'm sorry about Finn's arm.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh, she's She's gonna be fun. Don't you break her arm?
Can we know ice skating? Oh? Oh, I wonder if
she didn't break her elbow or something. That's where it is.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
It's on an elbow. Yeah, that ice, That ice is hard. Yeah,
I forget about that.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
But that was fun time. Nice bunch of nice people there.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Now, coming up, we have interesting news from the world
of supports. Already I already had questions, and Chick's already
mad about them.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I'm not mad. I'm not mad at all. I told
you I knew what you were going to ask me.
I can't believe you knew that what. I'm a thinking,
feeling person. I have a home, I have a I
have cars, I play my utilities. What are you talking about?
It was such a random, dumb question. I didn't think
I pay my utilities. What are you talking? I got
running water? What's your problem? I missed the question.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
I don't know what the question.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Okay, So off the air he saunters over here and
he goes, I have a question for you. That's not
what I said. I'm going to ask you on the air.
Oh okay, I have a stupid question. Lord, all right,
so Tim, you're kind of stupid question. Can I guess
what the question is? He did, and he goes, oh, okay,
I said, does Philip Rivers signing with the Cults effect
his Hall of Fame date? Ah? His eligibility date? And

(09:54):
right now it's it's twenty twenty six. But if he signed,
he's sign with the Colts on the practice squad, if
he's elevated to the roster, it'll reset to twenty and
thirty one. Oh, so there you go. So it really
affects it? It does? So the answer would be yes,
it does.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Kind of an odd five years. It doesn't really matter
in the grand scheme of things, now, does it?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I don't know. I was interested to find out other
than I'm unretired, but I'm sure there are papers he
had to file that says he was under he retired
as a charger. I'll show you video of him saying
that does his San Diego years for the best years,
but his last game was as a cult what twenty

(10:36):
I think twenty one? Actually, okay, after the twenty season
January of twenty one. You know, one of these days
that's gonna help. No, no, one of these days. Thanks
thanks for I just felt thanks for waking up the
Beard movie wanted them. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm

(10:58):
I'm being a good coworker. Never never doubt that. What
was I now? I forgot what you were going to say?
Thank you. We're gonna make one of these days, he's
gonna have all the money. That's exactly what I was
going to say. And Pat's going to be in charge.
You'll make the decision. You will make the gend decisions God,
And we'll have a musical tribute.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
To the return to the NFL of Philip Rivers.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Are we going to Are we gonna have a musical
tribute from the past about Philip Rivers? No, no, we
got to know one, Oh, Pat has a song today. Okay,
that's a little payback. That's a little ship to you.
It's a little I could take it.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Oh, be in the room where it happens, right, okay.
I Also coming up in the news, we have octopus
news and posts or octopus octopus, the one. It's an
interesting technical thing going on in the world of the octopus.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
To pussy grab you and never let go.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
And then I did hear some scientists say made insanity
because I'm crazy about that octopus.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Are you done? Now we're having fun.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
I heard a scientist in some interviews say, no, it's
not octopi, it's octopuses. So this really creates a problem
it is maybe it is octopuses. But coming up, we
have a very unusual octopus in the news, extraordinarily rare
ultra deep sea octopus, the.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Rare I'll buy no octopus, the rare topeak octopus that
just walks around on.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
A huge skeletal system. What happens if octopus actually mutate
over the year I had bones and they start to
have bones and they come out on the lane. I
think it'd be bad if they had bones. Bad for them? Oh? Probably, yeah,
because they their video online of octopus can get in
like a dime sized hole insanity and it's like it's
one hundred feet wide or something.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Yeah, well this thing is gonna this thing is gonna
freak you out. Will you find out about this guy?
And it's it is a guy octopus If that gives
you any kind of a.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Hint, is an octop oct OCTACOQ was doctor Cock was
rejected by the James Bond people. That's how. That's how.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
An extra leg Well that's kind of what this story
is about. We'll get to it later. So I didn't
say blowie. Okay, thank you very much. Uh Now, Also,
we have a problem.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
With uh.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
A uh a lack of gigantic Santa clauses for your
for your yard.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
It's Santa claud.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
That is a phenomenon in southern California. Everybody has those
giants Santa.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Well, they're not available this year.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
It's I'm I saw that story.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
And they're they're very they're very hard. People are traveling
across states to try to find.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, it's become a cult thing. It's everybody wants a
giant Santa.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
The company that makes them, because of tariffs, is not
importing them this year.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
So that's the problem. So there you go.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
You can take that for what you want, but that's
the truth, and we'll find out how that is affecting
the lives of people. I have a solution, by the way,
you do.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I do. If you want to get giant Santa Claus,
I've got a solution. Get over it.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
And the giant reindeer over here close to the close to.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
The radio station, those are also not available.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I mean it's okay, I've seen giant Santas. This thing
is like two stories high.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, it's a huge. Can I guess that they're not
available because you try to get some more?

Speaker 6 (14:36):
No, no, no, no, this is a legitimate They the ones
that are out there from last year, the shipment this year.
The company whatever it's called, I've got the name of
the company. They could not import them this year because
of tariffs. They didn't want to bring them in. So
people are looking for last year's model. They're going on eBay,
et cetera, et cetera. So if you see a giant
Santa Claus, it's a rarity. But I've got a solution.
If you're if you're trying to figure this out. I

(14:58):
can I can help you, all right, so you'll.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Attack of the fifty foot Missus Santa Claus. Anything to
bear with me?

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Now we are going to also for laughing Christian announce
and I appreciate you being here, U guest Tom.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Congratulations to mister Logan, Neieman from a.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Place called this is Real. Watch this Fonda Iowa, I
think it's nymen.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
What Fonda? F o Nda?

Speaker 7 (15:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I like Iowa? All right, what are you talking? Yeah?
I think we're all kind of who was in Fonda?

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Iowa?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay, Iowa lot to Iowa, bock, what are you talking about? Okay?

Speaker 6 (15:35):
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Speaker 6 (17:14):
Chick McGee once again, congratulations. Logan Neieman of Fonda. Iowa
Nyman n e h m a n I think it's Nyman.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm messing with you.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
I gotta you have said no, I got a I
got a fifty It says it's Neman.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
It could be naming.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Is that the Noyman Naman? We'll find out what it
is to fire out. Also, coming up, we have some
spectacular stuff from the world of skiing in the news
and it'll be sexy time with Ali Breen coming up
bitter and looks up.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Look about the board.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
It says, a surprise Christmas guest.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Last time we did this, it was Joeth Eisman. So
let's see who it is today. Yeah, well we'll see.
We are coming to you from the Oraili Auto Part Studios.
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Speaker 1 (18:01):
Wow. Hey, welcome back to the Bob Top Show Me
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Speaker 4 (18:08):
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Speaker 1 (18:20):
There's Pat Godwin, Hey, chick, look at that corridor Or shirt.
All right, Matt, did you hear that? Can you take
it away from him? Can you imagine if one of
us had done that testing, he would honestly have gotten angry?
How I love your cord or shirt. I thought you
didn't like quarter rock.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
No, I don't like corduroy pillows. You know why? Why
they make too many headlines. There's Josh Charnold, Hey, I
hate Steven Singer's sidekick chair. There's a Cosby. I'm chick
Begee at the Price Pick Sports desk. Hello, Tommy, I'm
yeah using my megaphone because I have a special request.
Uh huh. This is gonna be complicated, so I'm gonna
have to talk to Jason for a second. All right,

(19:01):
when we get to our letters segment. Okay, okay, but
I was testing my megaphone. It seems to be working. Yeah, Okay,
all you'll need in a meta Christie, I'll get back
over here. Okay, we have to hide it, Yeah, we
have to take it apart.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
Come all the toys he's taken away from us, my whatever, buzzer,
my little.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I'm your slide whistle. Yeah, oh I have it here?
Did you get on? Well? He hates that's andy. See
it's not like a bullhorn. I'm sorry. I'm trying to
be a good coworker. Yeah, bullhorn. I really asked the show.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
I only got out because I have a special request
from Brian in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
What did Brian want?

Speaker 6 (19:44):
This is uh sing it. You're gonna have to give
me a minute. This is a little bit more elaborate
than I thought. I got to talk to Jason off
the air.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
You could text him.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
I can just turn my mic off and talk to him,
don't We begin the letter segment and I'll talk to
him briefly.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Letters emails from our listeners, brought to you by NITSA.
Whether you get pulled over or get into a crash,
Drinking and driving will change your whole world. Drive sober
or get pulled over? Paid for by knits Yes, Josh,
you have a letter. Yeah, Tom, you made a new
purchase yesterday. I believe you bought a three.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Pack yes, oh yeah, of these inflatable weight Uh distributors.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Will call them.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
It's like a bladder. Yeah, the size of a frisbee
kind of, and you you pump it like a cuff
for blood pressure, and it can lift up, say a
refrigerator if you wanted to get it even and then
you'd put the shims under. Oh that this is incredibly cool.

Speaker 8 (20:42):
I think it's cool too. Everybody else sort of scoffed.
But Dale writes, and he says, I have those inflatable
lift bags and they are great. I use mine to
roll my wife over when she snores.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh god, Oh he's a big gal lordy lord well
his name maybe he oh it says, please don't say
my nay. I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Dale Foster, I mean, dear bomb and Tom Show Starry
interrupt you at work. Yep, you overlooked something Christy said yesterday.
Oh said lots of stuff yesterday. Tom asked, you guys,
come on, don't you appreciate good wood?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (21:24):
We were talking about uh yeah, yeah, shop teachers and everything,
like my shop teacher and that he had.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Uh we were talking about wood wood.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
And I was mentioning that I like nice quality, solid
oak furniture, and that at one point some decorator came in.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
And that got weird. That got real weird. We didn't
know who you were upset. You were like instantly as
angry as I've ever seen you. It triggered something.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
A lot of decorators know nothing about furniture, they know
nothing about quality, and they just say, oh, this looks great.
And it was a beautiful oak table replaced with a
piece of crap with a the near paper thin.

Speaker 8 (21:58):
We need to start listening to some balmut on it
specific that happened to you that it still bothers.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
Yeah, and if you say, hey, by the way, that's
a beautiful, solid oak table, ridden my maggs, you idiot. Sorry,
I'm over it, but that the point is the point
is when I said, don't you appreciate good wood? And
I was talking about my old shop teacher by a
bunch of now illegal woods in his like bola bola

(22:23):
whatever it is, Ebony, does Christie appreciate good wood? Was
the question from Ron, who is apparently a fan of.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
That all for.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
I appreciate good wood.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
God, I would like to apologize to Ron. He apologize
to us favorite list Good morning, good morning, Bob and
Tom show. Ron is a green Bay Packer fan, by
the way, so your husband and they can bond. Sure,
I know you guys aren't taking pictures of dogs anymore.

(23:01):
Peren Josh is a cat person. But this kind of
related dogs too, But it got old to the big
Golden retriever discussion. This is my baby, Roxy Rose. You'll
be able to see a picture of Roxy. She is
our three year old English Oh hey, wait a mane.
That's a golden doodle and she's giving us a that's
a crotch shot. That's a beaver, Roxy Rose, beaver doodle.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
I don't want to see that, you know what.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
You're not looking at that, not even in college. You
didn't look at that to see. Don't zoom in hunt
it for god? Jason sick? Can you go back and
forth really fast? Okay, it looks like a big sweetie.
How big is that dog? She's three years old English
cream golden doodle, one hundred and ten pounds. That's big
and currently on a green bean diet. From what I

(23:49):
could tell a mother of eight, she's not fat, she's
just garthy. No years ago, with one of my Golden retrievers,
I put him on the green beans at the vet,
said he needs to lose some weight, and it was
very effective. He lost the weight to live to be sixteen.
Great dog, one of my favorite dogs ever, which one Elvis,

(24:10):
the Great Elvis.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
I love and Elvis is how we met actually, and
we were talking on the radio about dog weight loss.
And I'm obviously not a professional here, so talk to
your vet. But it was recommended to me that I
take his food and reduce the quantity of food and
add green beans because they're relatively I guess lighting calories.
I don't know how this works, which I did. But

(24:31):
then I had a problem with excessive dog flatulence. And
as you know, in the world of flatulence is if
you rate it, human beings are like a seventy dogs
or like a ninety nine. Those dog farts can be
just make your eyes.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Bleed from a dead sleep.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
And the vet recommended an anti flatulent pill and I
we were talking about on this show and I mentioned
they were incredibly expensive, and someone said, hey, look another
another vet email. It was just get beano. It's the
same thing as opposed to the dog version of it. Again,
I don't know if this is true, but so I

(25:10):
don't think cat owners have this problem, do they? Cats
having gas.

Speaker 8 (25:14):
I mean, it's happened once and gravy is uh three
going on four?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
What did she say before she noticed gas? Was she
upset about something.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
I think about cats? She probably just curled up right
next to your face and let it rip. Cats certain
they don't care.

Speaker 8 (25:34):
No, I know, she was just kind of in bed
with me, and uh, boyd, all of a sudden it went,
oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
So to get back to my story, So I went,
and I was at CVS, and I purchased a large
quantity of a bino.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Yeah, of course, and uh works on humans do well.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
It was kind of embarrassing because I was there, was
I was checking out with this lovely young lady, and
she didn't hear I am buying.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Are you trying to apply that? The only reason you
didn't take this lovely young lady anywhere to have drinks
and maybe some dancing. She noticed you had bino and
it cut into your market, cut into your game.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
No, because she I just thought it was kind of
embarrassing that I would have such excessive flagelence. I would
need to buy a dozen bottles of beino. That's my point.
And then she said, aren't you uh that guy from
the radio show, and I said, yes, I'm Bob and
then I played paid and paid and I left. Now
we are we ready for my request for Christy. Okay, Christy,

(26:35):
you're gonna need uh, you're gonna need the megaphone.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I'm gonna need the megaphone.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yes, it's very specific.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, there we go. You're pulling that trigger and that
it should be working. Fine, Okay, you thank you. By
the way, I've seen my good friend Josh Arnold mad
before this this bullhorn thing. I might send him around
the bed.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
I think he's gonna like this. Okay, does this involve
something in his sphere? Can you give me a test?
Christie get Can you hold it up to the mic?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah? Testing one? Yeah, that's great. Good.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Now you came up into radio in all truth through
Arby's because you you worked the Arby's drive through.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
What what did you say? Welcome to Arby's. Take your
order please Jesus home.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Yes, she's so good at that. I christ Christy does
have one of the great voices in American radio. Let's
face it now, Christy, I will instruct you as to
what you're supposed to do from this letter from Brian
this is already the longest it says H Dear Bob

(27:43):
and time show time. Your new megaphone sounds great. I
need Christy to do her version of the Puddle of
Mud break in this in this particular song. Thank you
Brian from Ohio. Uh So, are you familiar with the song, Christy?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
I don't think she is? Okay, Okay, here, here we go. Okay,
you know that.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
Okay, okay, now you know where we are on the
song and you know what part you have to sing,
the part where well after the song. I want you
to do it with the song. I'm just doing that
Brian has asked me to do because this is my job.
Here we go, Ready, here it comes.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
I love the least mac My asses you. It's not
even using a megaphone. Not using a megaphone because this
guy apparently.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
That's how are you thinking we don't have to do
what listeners write it and tell the stradio, No, we don't.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well are you thinking a collective soul? No?

Speaker 8 (28:53):
You're thinking of probably you shore like the bone. That's
probably what the megaphone.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
He specifically said, if he wants to hear Christy say
I love the way you smack my ass through a megaphone.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
I love the way you smack my ass.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
There, Brian, are you okay? Now? Good? God? Isn't that great? Yeah? Wonderful.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Well, dear Bobby Tom Show. I enjoyed it very much.
Thank you very much, Brian. Keep writing.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Uh, this is you were talking about companies with products
the shape, like like the Oscar my Er wienermobile. This
is from a septic service. It's called the stool bus.
Best septic truck ever. Oh no, Tom, I think you
love this picture. It's uh, it is actually the stool bus. Okay,

(29:46):
it is. It's it's a little classlier than I thought.
It was. Happy turns looking out the window. One of
them were in a ball cap. So it's like their
students in a school bus.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
Yeah, it's painted whatever, the orange bus color. And the
back of it the tank is as you say. It
has windows painted on with happy turds sticking out like
a bunch of students.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
They are happy. They're nothing better than a happy turd.
Look at one one real fat. Yeah he's dumpy.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
Yeah that had to hurt. Okay, Well, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Once again.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
We I like vehicles that are in the shape of
the product that they advertise this is this is a
this is close but not quite. Josh A were both
expecting something that looks more like that that potato vehicle
that we saw.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, this is funny. Yeah the stool bus right there.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
I love this And it says in huge letters in
the side stool bus, where is that company?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Iowa? Okay? Very good, very good? Okay, Hey you got
a hard to buy for the holidays are coming up. Oh,
they are hard to buy for maybe Nana or Pop
pop or Uncle Earl or I don't have a family,
so I'm just anyway. If you're looking for a holiday gift,
check out the Raycon's Essential Open earbuds. Christy a big

(31:11):
fan of the open earbuds.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Yeah, and they'd be great for maybe an older person
on your list because you don't have to put them
inside your ear.

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(31:39):
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(32:00):
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Speaker 6 (32:18):
By the way, congratulations to Logan Nieman. It may be Nayman.
I'm not sure. Jamon from Fonda, Iowa.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Way to go Logan. It may be Funda.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
He was our winner.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
He won our Steven Singer Jewler's five hundred dollars E
gift card because he was our Picks winner for Week fourteen.
Week fifteen begins Thursday evening. Go to Bob and Tom
dot com slash contest Get your picks in coming up
letter from Evon in Wichita, who she puts, I assume
that's a she. What Yvon e v o N is

(32:52):
spelling in the heavn No, but it says double e caps.
That'd be e Evon in Wichita. All right, but yeah,
so we'll find out what it's on Evon's mind. Also,
we have a greeve on.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Now coming up.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
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Speaker 9 (33:23):
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Speaker 1 (33:35):
Your future. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto
Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts
and service you need fast from the professional parts people
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She's at the Silac Insurance News desk. Theirs Pat Godwin,

(33:55):
Py Chick. There's Josh Arnold. Hi, he's at the I
Hate Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. Hey man,
there's Chick McGee. That's me. I'm at the Prize Pig
Sports desk. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. How quick Christy?
Have you announced your trip to Europe yet officially? No?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
All right, I'll get on that today, I promise.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Okay, I'm bringing this up. Christy is going to be
the what's it was? Next year? The next year?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
But people want to maybe they want to buy him
as a Christmas GIF.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, this is cool. Christy went to England. It took
a bunch of folks, had fun.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Now we're going to Italy and bring it up.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Because I had mentioned we'd been talking about the Leaning
Tower of Pisa.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I've been there. I thought it was really cool.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
I've been there, but I had to stay in the
car and.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
You can go up, you have to stay in the car.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
That was the dear I broke my leg.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
Remember have they augmented it so that the stairs it's
like a ramp almost going up to the top or
is it?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
How do you get up? Are they the original stairs?

Speaker 6 (34:55):
That's the thing I don't remember as I recall when
I did it. It's a I'll try to make this
very less boring than it is. All my luggage had
all been lost on the way over there, so I
had to buy a pair of shoes when I got there,
and the shoes were really slippery and new, and as
I was going up, I kept thinking I was gonna
fall off, especially when you get to the side that's leaning.

(35:19):
In any event, whatever they've done, they apparently have reinforced
it somehow. But the Leading Tower Pisa is open for business,
as we found out yesterday, and I thought it was
one of the cooler I mean, there's obviously a lot
of touristy stuff in Italy, but I thought that was
really quite well done and nice. And you can get,
of course, you can get you know, salt shakers, you know,

(35:40):
the usual crap.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
But you know, Florence was great.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Florence is on the list.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
The food is great everywhere. But we got a letter.
This is why I'm bringing it up. Listening to your podcast,
I heard you guys talk about the Leading Tower of
Pisa and how it's open for tourists.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Again. Tom said he went up and it was terrifying
that I was. I'm not with heights. Maybe it's just me.
I went to the top in nineteen eighty two, writes Yvon,
and it's he I don't know. Is this a she.

Speaker 10 (36:11):
E v O N?

Speaker 4 (36:12):
I have never seen that name of.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Never seen it?

Speaker 6 (36:15):
And then there's a pronouncer next to a double E
call caps of well, Eyvon, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
I was squished in with a batch of stinky German
tourists going up the circular staircase that I think we
can agree that was the terrifying part. Once I got
up to the top, the fresh air improved things. We
had a great lunch. We had a great lunch at
a small seaside town. I ordered a piece of pan
fried fish that was simply delicious?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Did everyone else? Did everyone else? I'd like to yes.
A side note to this, you will never hear a
letter like that come out of my mouth.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
I don't know what the hell? Thank you, I appreciate
this letter.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
It's but there is nothing better than a great piece
of fish. I'll give him that. A shore lunch? Are
you kidding? In Italy panfish can be very nice? Is
it a shore lunch? Just based on the fact that
it's seafood that makes it a short lunch?

Speaker 6 (37:12):
No, I'm I'm I was just saying that because you
know how much I love a short lunch when you're fishing.
Not How many stories is the Tower of Pizza?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
What you say? That's a good question. Maybe two.

Speaker 8 (37:23):
It's tall enough that I was terrified when I got
to the top. It's not I've always assumed maybe three
at most.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, I'm going to say eight stories and it's like
sixty feet high.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
That's well, I'm going to disappoint everyone because we're not
going to the tower.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I'm so sorry. You're going to miss the pan fried fish.
You broke Yvonne's heart. He had a great piece of fish.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I'm sorry. Okay, it's not According to Mike, to Florida,
we are going to Florence's Cortona, Sissy. Yeah, it'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
You going to the Vatican.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
We're going to the Vatican museums, Sistine Chapel, Saint Peter's Basilica. Yeah,
heavy room.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I wonder if this is I'm sorry, I'm asking it.
Does the Pope do autographs? Yeah? Sure, I'm serious, he
does those cons conventions. I mean seriously, I would say no.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
I would say no. I think he just your hands.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
It was him the kid from Gremlins and what the
what was that Pope con? No, it was cat Con
cat Con.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
If you have any if someone's listening as any way
that we could meet the Pope, Oh my gosh, that
would be awesome.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
I think that's a tall order, Christie Frank. I mean
we have friends, but I mean not in high places,
but not that high.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
There are a lot of a lot of autograph pope
autographs out there.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Well, probably stolen from checks or something you didn't write checks, you.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Know, like signed eight by tens and stuff. Real Now
I check your verifications. Well, I'm sure that any Pope
Leo signed photo would come with a certificate authenticity. What
was the certificate? Certificate of certification? There was a junior
announce There was an HBO.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
Thing about the store of the stores that sell all
of the autograph stuff, and the amount of it that
was fake was staggering.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
A lot ago.

Speaker 8 (39:32):
I think we did the story he signed a baseball
and it went up for auction. That's because now that
I see the picture and I remember we talked to him.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Did he sign it with his actual neighbors? He signed
Pope Leo?

Speaker 8 (39:42):
He PopEd Leo and then uh number PPC and yeah,
and the number the Roman numerals.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
And he's Leo the what fourteenth? Okay? Uh.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
A lot of those stores now, if you go in them,
have a picture of the person's owning the actual item
that you're buying.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, yeah, sure, gotta be careful. No, that's even gonna
be a problem, is it, right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah you can.
You're gonna have Babe Ruth signing a twenty twenty five
calendar next to next Affaarah faucet and you can. You
can do that in three seconds with Ai. Nothing is

(40:24):
real anymore. If you want to get ahold of it,
it's pretty simple. Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com,
we'd love to hear from you. I enjoyed your letter, Evon.
I think it's fun. Keep it yourself. I wanted to
give it.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
I wanted to give Christy a chance to plug her tour,
but there's no way to access that yet.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Christy is there.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
I promise it'll be by the end of the week.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Okay, cool, that'll be fun.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Yeah, it will be fun.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
And you're gonna want to you know, he should take
on that tours.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Joey Chestnut, can you mention we're walking into a restaurant
in Italy, adding Joey do forty las always a fat
American guy, but he's so skinny.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I don't understand.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
I want to congrat Oh, that was real bad Italian
ex I wasn't a time that was a check visitor
to it.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Fair enough, you got me.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
Congratulations to Logan Nieman from Fonda, Iowa, the winner of
Week fourteen in the Pigskin Picks competition. He wins that
Greate five hundred dollars E gift card to Steven Singer
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it at I hate Stephensinger dot com. I bring it
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you are, wherever you are. Just go online, go to

(41:27):
bobintom dot com slash contest and pick the winners for
Week fifteen in the NFL, and you could get yourself
that beautiful E gift card. Coming up in sports, we
have interesting things, including a bizarre world record in the
world of skiing that I don't.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Don't pay attention to. Tom Philip Rivers has signed to
the Indianapolis Colts Practice swuand we'll talk about show. Hey Otani,
Hey Otani, wit that has lost it's this is the
I don't think the Great Fish Dinner helped anything today.
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(42:02):
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Speaker 1 (42:16):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee, she's at
the Silac Insurance News. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Josh
Arnold Hy There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chickpigee at the Prize
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(42:37):
certain states. Visit Prize Picks dot com or restrictions and details.
Hello Tom, Now everyone was angry at the two letters
I've read so far. I don't think Gord Angry covers it.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
I respect our listeners, and I thought that I thought
they were I thought they were both interesting.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
I had a wonderful fish dinner.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
Perhaps you'll like a wonderful fish dinner in Italy, Flake
going to see the Leading Tower of Pisa, and Christie's
taking to hear about it. Christie is taking a bunch
of people to Italy next year. I'm sorry, Christy, I thought, Okay, uh,
this one. Dear Bob and Tom Show writes, hang on
a second, Clint, thank you. I have chapped lips.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Huh. I don't want to. We want to when we
want to hit that end? Yeah, too much, too much kissing.
Why can't you just say Clint, Just come out and
say Clint without having to pause and wipe your mouth.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
The morphology of my palette.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Exactly what I thought, such that I can't get sometimes
get the all of the vowels out. It's a it's
a it's a it's a problem. Clint writes, I was
enjoying one of the best sloppy Joes of my life
last night. Okay, I am in on this. I'd like
it's an engaging opening line. I'd like to hear about it.
I will tell you that if if Yvonne had mentioned

(43:59):
a good sloppy I would have been more attentive than
the fish dinner and that's actually.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
True, Clint. I don't see the recipe here. Please please resend.
I had some of the best chili of my life
last night. Oh yeah, oh my god. Anyway, let's move
forward here.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Did you make it?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
No? No, no, no no. I it was from my friends downtown.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
I was catching up on your podcast, and one hour
into the show, Josh was reading the announcement about Omaha
Steaks and Josh requested a sizzle sound from Pat Godwin
with a full mouth. I was gasping for air, losing
losing my sloppy Joe, can we recreate that moment?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I don't think so. I think I had a coffee
in my mouth or something. I don't know. Yes, we
can recreate it. Coming up? Okay, ye, are you gonna
accompany yourself on guitar keyboards? Uh? The sizzle for oh,
don't think we need it.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
And yesterday, by the way, I was yesterday working on
my Omaha Steaks mailing list.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Once again, if you're going to send your friends Omaha steaks,
make sure that they live in the same place. For example,
I was just about to send Al Jackson a bunch
of steaks to his old apartment. Oh yeah, yeah, that
would have been bad. Now, thank you for the letter.
That's a Clint from Freeland, Michigan. This one's from Lebanon, Ohio.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Real quick. A sloppy Joe Manwich pretty much nailed it.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
My mom always made him from scratch. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Her own sauce. Yeah, yes, over, get a spoone. Open
the Manwiches right out of the can. I haven't ye,
no beef nothing. Yes.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
The key to me to was sloppy Joe is the
buns have to be just the right temperature and just
the right softness.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yes, softness to be soft.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
I can remember one time my mom peppers frozen buns
and thobed them and that ever works.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
No, so no green pepper, so your man which is
out for me?

Speaker 10 (45:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Great? Wow, but a good sloppy They must have delicious
no green pepper flavor from Manwich. You know what they
probably do? They think of everything at Manwich. Okay, those guys,
oh yeah, heroes all oh yes, I believe they were
to be inducted into the Beef Hall of Fame. Zuckerbird
Bezos uh and and barrel Nwich. That even an earl

(46:24):
of Manwich there should be if your if your last
name was Man, which you'd have to name your kid earl.
I hope. So are there any people named Sandwich? There were,
weren't there. Yeah, that's where the name came from.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Sandwich was a place the earl of Earl of Sandwich,
but Sandwich was I thought that was his name. I
thought it was the place they lived, Jimmy Sandwich. Lucky
it was that it could have been. That could have
gone really south.

Speaker 8 (46:49):
Their boy Ruben had a tough times.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Tromboli and they oh, and they shunned the one guy
because a hamburger is not a sandwich.

Speaker 8 (47:02):
Actually, Reuben was invented the Ruben sandwich. Was a guy
named Ruben invented it. That's a true story.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I don't like sour kraut, I don't like Thousand Island dressing.
I don't like what what else is on the Rubens whatever. Yeah,
I don't like any of the ingredients, but I love
the sandwich. Wow, come together, isn't that interesting? At my
advanced age, I just discovered the beauty of rye toast.
You've discovered a lot of stuff recently. Yeah, the rolling

(47:30):
carry on for travel, that's amazing. I think it's nice
that you become my go to toast. Oh, I dip
it in grits, smack my ass and call me corn poneful.
I mean it's essentially in butter. So I'm sorry we
never got to William's letter. It's a short one, he goes.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
I recently heard a friend of mine refer to mayonnaise
as sandwich lotion.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
That's very good.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
I do that, William. Thank you for taking the time
and trouble to write us from Lebanon, Ohio.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Uh. And I believe there's a hotel in Lebanon called
the Golden Lamb. Oh the sight of one of the
massive altercations between my grant, my mom's mom and dad
and my parents. We tried to go to at the
time Coney Island in Cincinnati, and there was what's your policy?

Speaker 6 (48:23):
And being an event and two people that are married
to which are they going to do?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
A huge fight?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
That's awkward, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah? And put there you're crying and tell them to
stop stop fighting. How about that? Put, then you're ruining
the trip to King's Island or Tony Island. Remember Coney Island.
Catch it while you can.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
By the way, this is parenthetical to any discussion we've
never been doing. If you're at King's Island, they have
the Eiffel Tower there, and the rule is if you're
with your kids, remember if you get lost, meet us
in the side of the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
When you're in Paris, France, Christ, did you do the
same thing. It's not a bad ideas.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Hey, look, beautiful park in front of the Eiffel Tower
that goes one way. But yeah, I mean that would work.
I never got lost.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Paris a little bit larger than King's Island. Yeah, have
you been to Paris in Vegas? Okay?

Speaker 11 (49:18):
Phone call in a phone call, it's Bride from Ohio. Hey, sorry, sorry,
just Josh doesn't like to have fun. I started like
some puddle mud.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I mean that was I mean, look, I like to
have fun and everything, but it was just what happened.

Speaker 11 (49:38):
Josh, did you drop your pizza? I think because you
can't watch porn during the show.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Those are all caricature, uh, depictions of be fishing.

Speaker 11 (49:54):
Yes, well, I'll just say this one last thing, Josh.
You know I do like you, but.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
Yeah, okay, he requested the megaphone.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
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Speaker 4 (50:49):
You don't know who it is.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
I do not know who it is. Our last surprise
Christmas guest was the great Joeth th Heisman. Huh now well,
coming up in sports, so we have that. We have
interesting news from Philip Rivers.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yep, he's on the practice squad officially signed by the
Indianapolis Cult yesterday and we'll talk about it. And you
pointed out something interesting if he's a see story. If
he's not activated, maybe he's not elevated to the actual roster.
He his Hall of Fame date stays the same as
two thousand. Next year he'll be eligible. But if he
signed to the active roster it resets to twenty and
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Speaker 6 (51:27):
Oh dear, now also coming up, Christian that you got
something interesting over there in the way.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Yeah, we have these giant santas that are missing, they're
not around. We have soda centered wrapping paper. What are
the Christmas songs Americans hate the most? And we love
to look at predictions for twenty twenty six? Well, Whole
Foods is weighed in on their food trend predictions, if you.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Will, I see, yeah, all right, we'll look forward to
that certainly. And Pat, you've got a song for us
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Ready to go? Yeah? Oh really, yeah, Well that's I'm
very excited about that. So guess what else coming up?
What's said? Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry Hippos going to
do a deep dive on hungry, hungry hippos.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Oh yeah, we had hungry hippos on the news yesterday,
the world record set by our buddy David Rush and
his son.

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Speaker 1 (53:42):
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Speaker 4 (54:30):
Do you have an idiot song?

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Song? Your song? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:34):
I do okay song to play?

Speaker 12 (54:36):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (54:36):
I have something on our Indianapolis Cults's possible quarterback.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Oh, let's get the story out then. But Code signed
forty four year old Philip Rivers to the practice squad,
according to reports from the Associated Press, do dot dot
oh dot is dance. It's news, right, that's right. You
see the difference. So that was what was the Is
that a morse code?

Speaker 7 (55:00):
Did? Did?

Speaker 10 (55:01):
Did?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Did? That's the bulletin coming in?

Speaker 10 (55:02):
They didn't.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
You've heard the bulletin? Sure? Uh. He last played in
a playoff loss following the twenty twenty season. He announced
his retirement January of twenty one. This move comes less
than twenty four hours after head coach the Colts Shane
Steiken confirmed in the starting quarterback Daniel Jones missed the
rest of the season with that tour and right Achilles

(55:24):
Tenon and Riley Leonard has injured his right knee, left knee.
We it was his right knee. Uh so here we go.
It's maybe maybe I was reading a mellot We'll start
this weekend.

Speaker 6 (55:40):
Who knows what kind of interesting is. Philip Rivers is
really good friends with Shane Stike and they worked.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah, he was an offensive coordinator or a quarterback coach
in San Diego. And this is the funny thing I
was reading that, As you know, Philip Rivers was coaching.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
A high school football team. I believe it was his
son's team. He and Steichen would talk every week because
his high school team was running the same offense essentially,
So the.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Point being he knows the offense. Philip really knows the offense.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
And maybe can you still throw football though?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I mean, well that's what yesterday was about. So yeah,
when they worked him out, but technically he's in the
practice squad. On the other footnote that you mentioned chick
is it does not move his Hall of Fame date
to be considered for the Hall because it's twenty six
right now and he's still on the practice squad. If
he's elevated to the active roster, it would reset to
twenty and thirty one if he retires, you understand. And

(56:34):
part of the deal was if Philip Rivers is activated,
he gets another baby. Oh how about the heck as
you know, that would be eleven. He's a great dad. Yeah,
already has ten kids.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
He's a great guy. I think it's cool. We'll see
what happens the other option.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
You met him, No, I saw him in a restaurant
with some of his kids.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
My policy is I leave people alone if I see them.
Of course I've seen him. I don't want to go
by the other you see other possibility? Why can you
employ that with us? You see that you just don't
want to see. You know, if I see you in
the real world, I ignore you.

Speaker 10 (57:08):
He excited?

Speaker 13 (57:11):
Weird?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
It is something the other night and I went to
shake his hand and he pulled his hand back like
I had goodies.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Is that right?

Speaker 7 (57:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Well there he pulled his hand back. I mean I
don't even remember being there. That's how boring.

Speaker 14 (57:21):
It was.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I. Uh.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
The exception was when I caught Josh at a grocery store.
I love snuck up behind him and.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Took a photo. Oh I did. It was a terrible moment.

Speaker 6 (57:36):
I couldn't stand that. I was laughing so hard. Josh
had a had a a grocery cart.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
Full of chocodiles that I had about four four cases,
well boxes, because you can't get them in the Saint
Louis area, and I wanted to send them due.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
But I didn't know that. So why, I said, somebody
who's had a regular shopping right now and he's got nothing.
He has nothing but toilet paper and chocodiles and a cart.

Speaker 8 (57:57):
Actually I did end up keeping one and one box
and three went to Saint Louis. Okay, chocolate iles, chocolate
covered twinkies? You kidding me?

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Okay, I didn't even know what a chocolate isle.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
But the other thing that the occults may be doing
is I understand that Anthony Richardson may come out with
an eyepatch and play as a pirate.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
No issue with his eyes.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Yeah, exercise bands can be dangerous.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah uh now, but so we have a forty four
year old who potentially could be on the field playing
in the NFL, and do you have a song if
I do?

Speaker 15 (58:30):
Yeah, yeah, Old Man Rivers.

Speaker 12 (58:37):
Of the Rivers. He's got ten children. Even his children
have children. That old Man Rivers.

Speaker 15 (58:49):
He just keeps throwing that ball. He's forty four, now
long forgotten.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
But with Daniel Jones out the.

Speaker 7 (59:05):
Courts gotten nothing, Cold Man Rivers. He's snapping but expecting
your call. Guys like Aaron Rodgers, I erect with pain,
heels busted, hankle sprained, blander.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Tried breedy field.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
Mark Sensie's got arrested and wound up in Jane.

Speaker 15 (59:32):
I'm sick of hurting or being fired. I'd take that
pension hand.

Speaker 16 (59:40):
Stary, tired, But Old Man Rivers just keeps throwing.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Very nice.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Would you be the first grandpa ever to win an
NFL game?

Speaker 6 (59:58):
That's good, that's a great question, and I don't know
the answer.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
I would think.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I'll bet there are grandfathers who have played in a
super Bowl, not necessarily a quarterback. Oh yeah, I mean
there's some young grandfathers and a lot of these I
mean a lot of these guys have had kids when
they were seventeen and driving that free Mercedes from someone
on the you know one of the Booster Club guys.
You know George Blanda played until he was forty eight

(01:00:23):
in August of nineteen seventy six. Man just shy of
his forty ninth birthday a twenty six season career as
quarterback and kicker. Hmmnd George bland Old Blend, I mean,
what else are they going to do?

Speaker 6 (01:00:38):
It's kind of an interesting move Iland to express. They
called it, Yeah, and Andrew Luck had his phone turned off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Yeah, And there was a report that they called Andrew Luck.
I'm not making a joke. They contacted Andrew Luck and
they contacted Ryan Tannehill and they both said no, thank you. Ah, okay.
And what's the story with Joe Flacco because he did
he to see his release in in to Natti. I
don't know if that has anything has happened with that
or not yet? Release me, please, release me, let me go.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
I don't want to believe you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
Before we get to sports. It's my understanding. You had
more letters I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Did, Dear Bobby tom Show. To add to yesterday's talk
about hungry hungry hippos, Yes, they actually the hippos have
two sets of names. What the hippos are name Okay,
Lizzy Hippo is the purple hippo. There's an orange hippo

(01:01:37):
named Henry. The green hippos Homer Harry is the yellow hippo.
And there's a UK version of Hungry Hungry Hippos with
a pink hippo. That's happy, Happy hippo. Oh and in
two thousand and nine they had a re release of
the Hungry Hungry Hippos and those names are Sweetypotamus is blue,
all right, Bottomless Potamus is yellow. Oh, Marius veggie Potamus

(01:02:02):
is green, and pickI Potamus is orange. That's right. That's
from Brian and Delaware. You know, we go through these streaks.
It was, of course it's all always in Michigan because
Michigan I was a kid, blah blah. Everything was wonderful.
And then we Idaho, and now there were Dakota week
and now we have Delaware. Like all week long we've
had that's a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
Of really cool information right about hungary and hungry hungry hip.
But we were talking about it because a good friend
of the show, David Rush and his son I love this.
They set the world record in Hungry Hungry Hippo. His
first record was his son. I believe what was it,
Peter Son? I think, I think so, don't ask him.
Don't ask day, But he doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
That's cool. That's a nice, happy Christmasy story. Dear Bob
A top show. I realized the other day I have
something in common with each of you, and I also
have something not in common with each of you. Oh yeah,
hello Tom, this is from Kathy. In common with you, Tom,
I have. I love Mister Ed so much I own
the complete series on DVD. Wow. Not in common. Every

(01:03:04):
morning I make coffee at home because coffee is in here.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
Again, I love coffee, but coffee is out there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
That's what you like. I like to get up, get
in my car, or get my bike. We've been We've
been together long enough. Chrisy can back us up that
if there was anyone when Starbucks started that I would
have said would never set a foot in the Starbucks,
it would have been Tom Gris. But now wherever any
coffee shop in the world, he sees that he's got
to go in.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Well, remember back in the day, you didn't even drink coffee.
You drink caffeine free diet coke.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
For a long Yeah, and that's a month that I
had to had to have my third arm removed. I
don't know what's in that stuff? What are you talking
about anyway? Tom and common? I love mister ed not
in common. I have coffee at home, Josh Hi Kathy,
she has in common. My favorite beer is also a
bush like nice. Not in common. I've never had a
dump and a lake.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Oh, now, glad to hear it. What is the proper
term for there dump? Aqua dump?

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Yes, I don't think many people have.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Yeah, I probably am in the minority.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
I think that is kind of a rare.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Oh well, what a great experience.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
You would love that, wouldn't you?

Speaker 8 (01:04:12):
You would just stand there in the last I'm gonna
laughed at me doing it, and my three brothers casting
their lures at me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Oh great, you know, and they certainly could have hooked
You could have hooked me in the face.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Yes, taken an eye out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Sometimes I feel like I missed out because I didn't
have siblings, But then I hear those stories. Christy, Yes,
she continues in common with Christy. I also grew up
in al mobile home with wood paneling. Oh nice, not
in common. I've never been headbutted by a horse at
a polo mat. Yeah, and in common. I also was

(01:04:50):
born and raised in Ohio and now live in another state,
which is Nebraska. Okay, not in common. I think Sean
Moorey's funny, So all right, I love Sean. Maybe we
should play his song. I wish you would. I gotta
go change new oil. Dear Bob and Tom show more. Okay,

(01:05:10):
go ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
There's a beach on the Mississippi River north of Quad Cities.
In the summertime. We bring flat bottom boats, fishing boats,
house boats and anchor them at the beach for a
nice relaxing day and an evening filled with friendship, beer
and bullhorns. Those flat bottom boats make the world go round. Yeah?
Are you going to drink with me tonight? There you
go pack with. One particular visitor to the beach would
bring his bullhorn and make announcements. We thwarted that activity

(01:05:34):
by replacing the batteries early and often with old batteries.
Every time he started to push the bullhorn, I quickly
realized that he would go through batteries and a molarming rate.
I suspect somebody in your office, Tom has been replacing
your bullhorn batteries with old, worn out batteries. That's ron
in Iowa. Yeah. Fortunately they were replaced, so this morning

(01:05:56):
night fresh bullhorn battery. I haven't used the bullhorn in years.
It has been a while.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
So is that your old one or did you get
to remember?

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
I got the new one, the little one, the mini one,
and it didn't work right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
I didn't know if you replaced that one with that one.
That's your old one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
That's the old one. It's but it's huge.

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Yeah, I just I love that sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Do you have one at home?

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Wait a minute, not yet.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
I said, it's time for dinner, isn't.

Speaker 8 (01:06:26):
There comedian named mister Bullhorn There used to be great,
the late great Glenn super Ah. Yeah, yes, I love Glenn.
He he had.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
As would be nice I a bullhorn. I think it
was his. He did a commercial. Was it for Miller Lte.

Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
Or Yeah, he had a big commercial. I forget as mister.
Oh yeah, I really liked Glenn Sadly he was crusty.
Would say that was funny for about thirty seconds. He
had a bunch of other stuff. He was He was
a guitar comic and did about great stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Oh boy, and Christy, Yes, your grandfather has played quarterback
in the NFL. Brett Farv Oh, okay, according to this report,
we can have different stories all week. Probably Brett Farv
became the first known active player to be a grandfather
in twenty ten, and now recent news highlights forty four
year old Philip Rivers also a grandfather returning to the NFL.

(01:07:22):
There you go, What is the technical time frame on
if he gets activated? How does that work? Don't they
do it like the day of show? I don't think so.
It's a show day. I want to say Thursday. I
don't know why that sticks in my head. But if
you activate someone from the practice squad, I think it
is Thursday.

Speaker 6 (01:07:40):
But the taxi squad is what you like it used
to texasline. I wonder if he gets a bonus if
they activate him. I'm sure he's got some sort of
monetary because.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
I'd say, I would say practice, you have practice squad
to the real game. All of a sudden, the well
that's going to hurt on Monday morning.

Speaker 8 (01:07:58):
Yeah, Christmas gifts get a little better this time again.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Okay, I can imagine what's coming up in sports? Uh,
what's coming up in sports? I thought right now, but anyway,
we'll wait. Show Tani has been I'm named gotten another
award and uh world record concerning skis water or snow and.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
Just it's that's neither or what do you mean neither?
It's not snow skiing and it's not water skiing's and
it's bizarre and the guy's going faster than an automobile.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Let's hold our hands. We'll get on, We'll get through. Okay,
we all always do every.

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
Fascinating The ski season has begun. It's the best. We
are going to later on be visiting with the lovely
comedian Ali Breen with sexy time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Uh right.

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
We're going to return momentarily to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

Speaker 9 (01:08:52):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show, sponsored
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Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobby Tom Show. There's Christy Lee. Hi,
she's at the Silent Insurance News desk. Oh Pat Godwin, Hello, Chick.
There's Josh Arnold Schickster at the I Hate Stephen Singers
sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the
price Big Sports Desk, coming up with surprise Christmas guest
in a little over an hour and sexy time with

(01:09:24):
Ali Breen.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
Hello Tom, Hello, chick McGee. Are we going to get
to the sports page again?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Yes we are? Show Hey Tom Show Hey, O Tani, Hey,
O Tommy. Doesn't really work. That's really crushing and burning.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Yeah, all right, we won't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Yeah, that's ever. Do you have any stories about sa
Quon Barkley. I was just gonna say not Barkley, Kwan Barkley.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
I still love that one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
He's been named the Associated Press Male Athlete of the
Year by O Tommy time. This happened for the fourth
time for show Hey, tying him with Lebron James Tiger
Woods and last time. So yeah, he's in the He's
in the the OJ division. So you're just a liar.

(01:10:14):
It's been given out since nineteen thirty one when someone
named nicknamed Whitey Whitey Licorice whip stodgrass or everything white
is right McNichols. Yeah right, what a horrible history. Oh

(01:10:38):
Tani said in his broken English. His goals for twenty
twenty six to stay healthy so he can play every
game and to keep working on his English speaking skills.
So I'm not bad at bridge anymore. That will help
his bridge game. Oh I'm sorry. So so we can
bridge the gap with his US fan. I understand that's
what something was lost in translation and that brings us

(01:11:01):
to Yes, the Tom Griswold endorsed stupid World record. A
man in France, he is from France has broken the
Guinness World Record for downhill sand skiing. Oh weird. Now,
in my defense, I'd never heard of this. I've seen
it done on snowboard. Yes, yes, didn't they do it?

(01:11:22):
And then like the Mummy or something when they're chasing
on a sand dune or.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Sand skiing.

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
So do we have a picture of this guy? He's
going down a giant sand dune where it says somewhere
where this thing is?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Where this is? This is my Hay Friday, Hey Fredy.
They call him the cat. It was m A h
E and then f r E y d I E.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
That's are they snow ski Yeah, so fun.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
They call him they call him the cat. Yeah, there's
snow skis and this is a video than he achieved
the fastest sand skiing record title after skiing down a
sand dune at top speed seventy five miles per hour.
He took the record title in September on the sandy
hills at the Toro Mata dune in Akare. Oh elephants

(01:12:16):
running the wild in the care So his name is
what sandy?

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Hey, Fredy? Oh that's him, not the sand dune. Sorry,
I was confused, what a weird o name. Toro Mata
is the sand dune okay in Akari.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
But his name is Woodingan. It's in Akari.

Speaker 8 (01:12:38):
The Toro is what I was trying to do, Oh, eleman,
that would have gone.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
In Akai. The twenty three year old successful attempt breaks
the previous record held by Heinrich May for over fifteen years.
Just when he reached his top speed, Fredy, they call
him the cat felt the bottom of a ski melt
I said it nine times and now you hear it
finally because I'm looking up the how to pronounce the
guy's name. Here it is the bottom of a ski

(01:13:08):
melted off. I was gonna ask temperature of the sand
and friction must can you imagine falling on that seventy
five miles an hour? Physical properties? You want to rate them.
I'm gonna say number one for me always friction. Yep, friction.
That's gonna uh that it hurt? I guess it. Never
Oh yeah, never. Just his name.

Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
It's pronounced mahe Frady and it translates to sandy crack.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Oh okay, I was wondering you know, went back. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:13:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
Now, if you're if you're if you're skiing, if you're
skiing in a sand dune. Uh, what do you do
for opera ski? Do you drink of something hot or
something cold?

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Oh? You go something real cold? Yeah, okay, I assume
it's pretty warm in this weird old place.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
I'm trying to figure out where the hell it is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Well, it's in Peru. It's the A. C. A R.
Hills of Toro Mata in Akari.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Says, a sand dune in Peru. That's I guess you
know what.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
I'm having a great time.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
I'm glad someone.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
He managed to stop, and he did burn a hole
in one of the skis. Yikes.

Speaker 6 (01:14:23):
And there's no chair lift or anything, so that's got
to be a drag or in ski boots. Walking up
a mountain of sand didn't look fun.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
Yeah, it did look fun.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Looks scary to me.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Terrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Yeah, yeah, it does ski.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
Yeah, what's the difference?

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
It's on sand and he wasn't Like sand.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Is probably about the same consistent.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
How fast you go in the snow. If you're going
seventy five in the sand, oh you can go a
lot faster on snow. You can't. I can't faster than
seventy five. Oh sure, I didn't know that. And that
guy's not he's just going straight down, he's not. What
do you call it on skis when you go like
I don't even know what this is turning? Yeah, when
you're doing that thing to kind of traversing. Yeah, it's
called traversing. Yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Biggest level alpine skier two, which of course helps.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
The fastest speed on skis on snow. The world record
is Sonny Bono two hundred and fifty five kilometers an hour,
which is one hundred and sixty miles per hour. That's crazy.
The record on skis set by Frenchman the late Simon. No,

(01:15:30):
he's still he's still with us. Frenchman Simon Billy on
March he trip Billies March twenty second, twenty twenty three
in VARs, France, how fast was he going again? One
hundred and fifty eight point seven six miles per hour. No, thanks,
that's scared, that's insane. That's kind of enough.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
I can't even drop a ball, drop a what drop?
When you get to the top and you drop down
that fast?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I dropping one? Dropping it? You fall. They're going to
be digging to a modern.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
I'm not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Oh nice.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Yeah, it's been a while, but yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Of course she's great at scheme. She's like a foot
off the ground. Yeah, yeah, you don't have to fair.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Yeah, it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
I would fall and fall and fall and fall.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
I don't think I think you'd be surprised once you
get it. It's like riding a.

Speaker 8 (01:16:20):
Bike uncoordinated with zero core strength. I'm down.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Right now. I have the strength of a kitten. Is
that sports?

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
Okay, Well, speaking of sports, I urge you to go
to Bob and Tom bobintom dot com slash contest and
enter our pigskin picks competition because you could be a winner.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
And what do you win? Will you win that? Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
The stephen Singer the I Hate Stephensinger dot Com Prize,
which is a five hundred dollars e gift card just
like Logan Nieman of Fonda, Iowa. He won a Week fourteen.
Week fifteen begins Thursday night, and just go and just
make your picks. You don't have to worry about the spread.
Just pick the winners and you could find yourself a winner.

(01:17:07):
And we'll talk with Logan tomorrow. He'll pick against Chick
McGee in the shoe win of the week, So we
certainly look forward to that. Now we can check in
with Christy Lee for a quick story. Then I've got
a little surprise for you, But go ahead, Christy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
A shortage of giant Santa decorations may be ruining Christmas.

Speaker 10 (01:17:24):
Oh No.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Home Depot intended to sell a variety of highly anticipated
holiday items earlier this year, including an eight foot tall
Chris Kringle lawn decoration, as well as an eight and
a half foot tall reindeer. However, as the holiday season approached,
bands learned that these supersized decorations were not being released
in the United States this year. Home Depot execs have

(01:17:45):
said that some of the biggest holiday decorations, including the
popular twelve foot tall skeleton and the Santa and reindeer,
are manufactured by a company called Seasonal Visions International, and
they import many of their products from China. This year,
the company alerted customers that tariffs had prompted some policy
changes and thus they were not going to be available.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
So I can fix this, how if there are As
you pointed out, the gigantic Santas have been very popular
the last couple of years.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
I'm telling you all, my uncle's neighborhood is incredible.

Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
If you read deeper into this article. Uh it was
in the Wall Street Journal. There are people who are
traveling across states to get them.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
And it's that important to them.

Speaker 6 (01:18:28):
Yeah, but I've I've got a solution. Yeah, if you
had one of those gigantic skeletons in your yard, put
a Santa hat on it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Yeah, you're done.

Speaker 6 (01:18:37):
There you go, that is a great idea, skinny, but
that is your Santa. So and a friend of mine
did just that. Oh really, yeah, Santa skeleton they had.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
They have one of those. How old are those?

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
Twenty thirty twelve feet according to this I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
This one's bigger than that, really, but it's huge and
they put a Santa cap on it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
So sweet, and I love the blow up santas well this.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
I think these are blow ups, and the blow up
reindeer over here has to be twenty feet tall. I'll
tell you where it is. You'll know because you'll you
can go that way.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
It's incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
Now there what the lady in our neighborhood, the family
and down the street, they have a blow up Frosty
and he glows on the inside and like lights spin
around inside. It's pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
I think they're tacky. I don't know. I'm just a
Christmas lights guy.

Speaker 6 (01:19:30):
Where do you stand on the gigantic blow up baby Jesus.
That's particularly tacky.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Yeah, those are those are on sale at home people.
They didn't really they they didn't really fly like a
tall baby Jesus inflatable with like the fan in it,
like the Weekly Guys.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
Yeah, I mean him and a diaper like outside of
like a Catholic supply story.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
I didn't think we could get any more tasteless. And
then the chick stepped up and I actually you elevated
it to a better level of awfulness. I was feeling
bad about my joke about jokes the original comments. So anyway,
I'm a big fan of all that stuff. It's fun.

Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
But do you have just the No. In my house,
I have like ten trees, but it's just all white lights.
Do the colorful lights or just the all white thankfully
my tree?

Speaker 8 (01:20:28):
I have three settings I can do yeah, I can
do all white, I can do colorful small and I
can do colorful old school fat lights.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
What yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Can you do all of them mixed together?

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:20:41):
And then you can also like have them some light
up and go from top to bottom and the bottom
to top.

Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
And now Kelly she has on her car she has
a what I don't know are wreath?

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (01:20:55):
A wreath in the front of her car with light
and depending on what neighborhood you go in to, the
lights are either.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
Boy stop, Okay, we have to take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
You know, I didn't think you could. I didn't think
you could surpass what you've done yesterday. I was like, grill,
you like seeing something on somebody's I love the leaf
in the car on the headline. The fact you can
light them up is pretty funny, pretty cool. Well.

Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
Now, coming up later on in the show, it'll be
Ellie Breen with sexy Time, which is always fun. Plus
Christy Lee is gonna be over there getting ready for
her trip to Italy. She'll be announcing at some point
later this morning. I've been told uh, and we have
interesting news and a song coming up from Patty g.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
We have a menopause in the news. The menopause has
the word men in it. Yes, yeah, I've always been
Why isn't it? Why is it jumbo shrimp? And why
do you bark in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
I don't know. Are we boring you? Yeah? Plus using
somebody's airplane and taxis are different.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
You might this might interest you, although I doubt it, chick,
because it's not about shoes. There is a There is
a wrapping paper coming out. Yes, it smells like soda
pop that is scented.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
I thought that was out or maybe I was just
seeing how weird is that soda pop themed? There was
no smell involved.

Speaker 6 (01:22:23):
We'll find out about that and more when we returned
to the Orelioto Parts Studios. This will remain The Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (01:22:29):
For a complete copy of the Bob and Tom Show
contest rules, go to Bobintom dot com slash contest Dashed rules,
or just scroll down to the bottom of the page
and see contest rules.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
I mean eating and cooling.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Hi there, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.
She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Hello,
Josh Arnold. Right, he's at the I H. Steven Singers
sacktick chair. There's a Cosmey. I'm Chickmagee at the Price
Pick Sports desk. Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGhee.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
Yes, sir, we have Christy Lee and her flannel shirt
over there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Getting ready for some cooler weather. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Well, the soda pop brand Ollipop. Are you familiar with Ollipop?
We have some in our I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
I do too.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
They're launching the soda scented wrapping paper just in time
for the holidays.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Grandma, your gift is the one covered in ants.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Cauling at the first ever soda scented paper, The brand said.
Each roll features since inspired by three of their fan favorites,
Chris Bapple, Vintage Cola, and Ginger Ale.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
We gotta try this Alipop.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
It Centera refrigerate. I think we have a cranberry one
that's really good.

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
Some healthy alternative with probatics and high fiber.

Speaker 8 (01:23:48):
I tried, really, I tried it the other day and
far less sugar. It was the cranberry one and it
was delightful.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
Wasn't it. See? This limited edition item is currently available
through December sixteenth, part of a giveaway on drink ollipop
dot com. That's O L I P O P. They're
a US beverage company. They launched in twenty eighteen. They
call them functional sodas, designed to taste like your your
classic soft drinks, but with far less.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Sugar and maybe some pre biotics or something.

Speaker 7 (01:24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
I think you're right, and you can get them at anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Soda is really off putting.

Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
Why I want to think a mindful soda cut? I
hate these the tree hugger names they give this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Oh, but I'll tell you what. It's great stuff. Don't
get me wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
It is you say, you of all people live with
this every day.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
And no, it's I just don't like the functional soda. Yeah,
God give me a break. But I they shouldn't really
do wrapping paper. They should wrap it in toilet paper
because I'll tell you what. There's a lot of fiber.

Speaker 8 (01:24:46):
You can double the tom Have you heard the new word?
I'm looking it up to make sure I have it right.
I believe it's ultravert. I wanted to throw I.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Saw that article. Yeahvert ultravert. Yeah, yeah, it ended up
being nothing but seven exactly seven signs you're an outrovert.
So from what I gathered, there are introverts. Of course
people were right, then they're extroverts. This is somebody who's
a little bit of both. Yeah, so we needed a

(01:25:17):
word for that, so essentially every word. Yeah, how about that? Yeah,
not not necessary at all. What does it mean? I
don't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
I know you're a little bit introverted, Yeah, a little
bit extroverted.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
That seemed to be the brux of the article. You're
a little bit country or a little rock and roll.
Yeah yeah, yeah, and someone needed a word for that.

Speaker 8 (01:25:39):
I know they don't. They didn't, they didn't, but they
did it anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (01:25:43):
This reminds me of those articles you read, you know
that they said to some intern, hey, go make up
this crapp Yeah yeah, we'll turn it into you can
turn it into six inches.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
That's all I need column inches, My friend.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
Well, Foods has released its top food trend predictions for
twenty twenty six. Talking about food. Number eight, we'll go
from the bottom to the top, premium instant foods.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Wait, what's this?

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
They're the top food trend predictions for twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Like high or something. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
Number seven health conscious sweets products that are subtly sweeted, sweeted,
sweetened with like real cane sugar, whole fruit, honey, maple syrup.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
So there was really expensive stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
Maybe Number six vinegar everything from pickle brine to premium
small batch offerings. Boy, I went to that store you
went too that had the high end coffee maker thing
the other day. They have so many different vinegars. I
was just how many different flavors of vinegar?

Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
Do they have a white white vinegar you can used
to clean your floors?

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
No, but they have you have to add some smell
to that little I use it for my shower heads.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Remember at Easter you always had to buy vinegar to
dye the Easter egg? Yeah? I love that. That's gone,
I guess right, Yeah, but they still have that great
tool though.

Speaker 6 (01:27:12):
Don't they have the little wire tool that you can
pick up the eggs?

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
You don't have the little die things that you dropped
in that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Look like, yeah, they live little die pellets.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
You don't have to put vinegar in it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
No o, I wonder if you can get the old
school kind. Didn't because didn't you used to have to
boil the.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Yeah, yeah, it was a whole. It was a thing,
oil and water and vinegar. And that's what's wrong with
today's wax pencils.

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
And the wax pencils like a white cry And then
Josh gave me a great gift. I still have it.
It's a you put the egg in it, and the
egg spins around. Oh yeah, and they can marker them
and then you take markers.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
More food trend predictions for twenty twenty six Elevated frozen food.

Speaker 6 (01:27:56):
So it's more expensive, high end frozen food.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Yeah, like rn.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Chenie and papoosas and other chef inspired favorites.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
I thought it was you run into a frozen papoosa
on a higher shel phone, right out of your reach.
A frozen papoosa. I don't know, but I've been told
frozen Papoosa's mighty cold.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Oh fun. Food packaging part of a larger dopamine decor trend.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
I had to look that up. I had no idea
what they were talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
Well, they make the packaging look prettier, so you'll buy it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
Dopamine decor is a style. It makes surest or philosophy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Really, it gets inside your brain, philosophy, your manual count
on his that's his name, Manuel can't Yes, yes, that
is corrected. Yes, famous, you're really you're hitting all the
Marxist chef you know that. I have gone with deck
Cart maybe maybe a couple of logical positivists. I might

(01:28:57):
be g makes you feel good, and I mean to
go a philosophy of interior design focusing on making spaces
that make you feel good. So interior design is not
again more made up, just yeah more. This is more expensive.
We're going to give it a crappy name and charge
you more.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Whole Food Markets Food Trends Predictions for twenty twenty six.
Number three, Food's grown by female farmers.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Really yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
How do we know where food's grown? Does it say
do you have a picture on it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Are they going to eggs? Do? Oh? They do?

Speaker 10 (01:29:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
That same guy? Yeah, yeah, they are good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
There's a picture of wool on the people who make
the egg lady. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Number two is fiber and number one that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Just fiber.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Yeah, just fiber.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
That's the food trend. Fiber.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Yep, you eat a lot of fiber this year.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Oh yes, you like fiber. Yeah, they don't. They don't.
Get a little more specific.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
The number one is beati pacamas your celeryes, beef tellow,
beef tallow, yeah, yeah, healthier.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
Do you have you had the French fries yet? And
beef tallow that the place I haven't. I have had
the other day. Very good.

Speaker 8 (01:30:12):
Are they still the really small thin okay, so they
haven't changed the size or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Nope, they just fry them in beef town, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
As beef tallow, does it come in a jar? It can?

Speaker 8 (01:30:22):
Yeah, it's also you guys, this is uh I. I
have a small patch of eggs on my thigh and
I've had it for years and it doesn't go anywhere else.
It's just about a half dollar size in the shape
of Peru and oh yes, yeah, and itches and niches
and nothing worked, no, no prescription, no over the counter

(01:30:44):
stuff worked, And somebody said try beef tallow, and so
I went to the farmer's market and I got some
and it's worked for me more than anything else. Has
just rub it on there like yeah, yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
And all the dogs follow you all.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, there he is, let's get out here.
Usually usually usually he steps a little higher.

Speaker 8 (01:31:07):
But yeah, yeah, it doesn't work. But when my cat's
look it off, it feels better.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
So do you have any what was this Catorogan? Food
food predictions or predictions.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Or yeah, food trend predictions.

Speaker 6 (01:31:19):
Yes, my only trend i've for twenty twenty six is
having my underwear match by Stanley.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Oh good, yeah, yeah, that's a good. Huh. Oh do
you have now? Well, you have multiple Stanleys, so yeah,
it's a festive day. I'll get a green Stanley for
Saint Patty's zack and then have some green green brief
the only.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Person in the room. I don't have a Stanley. Do
you have a standy?

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
I don't have a Stanley. Really, I've got this. I've
got a spare three hundred at my house.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
I think it's a younger kid.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
They're pretty good. They keep things clot I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
Kidding yet, girl, I saw my Yeah yet.

Speaker 6 (01:31:50):
I walked by the the uh what do you call it?
The lost and found table at my kids school. It
was the history of Stanley and yet he there were
dozens of them.

Speaker 8 (01:32:03):
We are at the zenith of beverage container technology.

Speaker 4 (01:32:05):
Yeah, well it's better than the plastics.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Wonderful time, my friends. You can date a movie now
based on whether or not they've got plastic water bottles.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
Absolutely, and we're probably not too far away from I
was watching some show the other day and at the
beginning of the show they have the warnings, the trigger warnings.
One of them was cigarette smoking.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
Yeah, I've seen who's triggered by that though I don't know,
but no one. It'll say cigarette warning, whatever it might.
I forget what I was language, sexual.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Content or in language.

Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
Pretty soon we're going to have it'll be people drinking
from plastic bottles.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Yes, you know what happens. You're gonna go right.

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
Again at the most annoying Christmas songs, according to one survey.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Yeah, that's it's just one of those things.

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Everybody's got their own that they hate. Yeah, no matter
what it is, just remember just it might be your
least favorite, might be somebody else's.

Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
Favoriteven Now, the least favorite is probably one of the
most favorite songs ever.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
Wow. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
I was pleased that the one I hate the most
is way up on the list though. That's that's why
we're doing this story right now. I want to say
congratulations again to Logan Nieman of Fonda Iowa. Fondou chick?
Are you fond of Iowa?

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
I Loveowa? Okay? Good? He scored the most. He got
thirteen or fourteen correct in the NFL on week fourteen,
and he was the only one to do so. He
is our winner of that five hundred dollars e gift
card from our buddy Steven Singer at steven Singer Jewelers,
and we're going to talk to him tomorrow. We look
forward to that. Certainly.

Speaker 6 (01:33:41):
You can enter go to bobintom dot com slash contest
for week fifteen, which begins of course tomorrow evening with
the Thursday Nighter, and you could win that Steven Singer
Jeweler prize pack, which is you get to pick what
you want. And by the way, speaking to Stephen Singer,
he apparently may have an issue. Oh I hate to
say this.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Look at this and you know that the prices of
gold have gone away up. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
I for diamonds, same deal and says here, Stephen Singer
has locked in his diamond stud earrings at the same
price as last year. So this could be a problem
because he's clearly insane. It's the Anita diamond stud earrings.
They start at just two hundred and ninety eight bucks.
You cannot go wrong with these. Of course, his problem
your gain, Yeah, very good. Yeah, just don't make fun

(01:34:25):
of them and don't say, Hi, Stephen, do you still
understand the English language? But I'd like to buy some
beautiful earrings. The point of this whole exercise what is
he doing is that Steven Singer Jewelers is famous for
many things, including the lifetime trade in. You can trade
in your studs anytime and get what you paid toward
a larger pair of ear rings. Also, he of course

(01:34:46):
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Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
Have a silicon back that makes them stay in so
you don't lose them.

Speaker 6 (01:35:09):
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Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
What's coming up from the news desk?

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Coming up Christmas songs that you find most annoying. We
have a guy charged with a salt with a snowblower.
It's a time of year. I remember the monkeys that
got out, those reciss monkeys that escaped.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Yeah, we have one.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
One has actually been found that remember they got all
but two. One of them is in a happy place.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
We'll talk about Oh no, I got a big farm
in the sky like I have that air and monkey
heaven alive and well okay, yes, well that's nice. Plus
we'll grab a couple of Bob and Tom Christmas classics
as we talk about songs that some people hate, some
people love. From the Orellioto Parts Studios, this is the
Bob and Tom Show. Hey, welcome back to the Bob

(01:36:00):
Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Thank
O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get
the parts and service you need fast from the professional
parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee. Hi, chick. Hi,
she's the silac like brother news desk right back at you, kiddo.

(01:36:22):
There's Pat cod Hey chick. There's Josh Arnold there he's
the I Hate Stephen Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby, Hey,
I am chick. And Hello Tom, Hello chick. McGee. This
is a weird story. What's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:36:37):
That's the only time we do Uh? You lived in
Miami for quite some time, Pat, Yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Barry Gibbs a guest house.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
We're just hearing about this.

Speaker 10 (01:36:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
I'm a big fan of the Public's. Hic Stoorie Cake
up great grocery store. There were tisserie chickens to dive.

Speaker 6 (01:37:02):
According to this arrest report, authorities say a man pulled
a knife on another man in the bathroom at a
Public's quote he really needed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
To use the stall and I'll cut you if you
don't let me.

Speaker 6 (01:37:16):
According to the arrest report, the victim was using the
men's room at the Public's, one of the public stores
in Miami. The seventy two year old's spect entered the
restroom frantically and began to bang on the stall door,
demanding the man seated inside get out. As the victim
was leaving the stall, the suspect pulled out a knife

(01:37:37):
and quote tried to cut him.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Oh gosh, police came.

Speaker 6 (01:37:42):
The suspect reportedly told the officer he really needed to
use the restroom. The victim did not move out of
his way, so he took out a knife.

Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
Could you move out of the way if somebody yelled
at you and you were mid whatever you were doing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
No, I'm not trying to defend anybody here. But yeahikes, yeah, Harry,
that's not a not a sane man. Ironically scared the
crap out of him and he just left. Oh if.

Speaker 8 (01:38:10):
You ever see a movie where somebody's going number two
and then they there's like something that happens and they
just get up and put and pull their pants up
and walk out to see what.

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
It is, and yeah, that's a movie.

Speaker 13 (01:38:20):
What.

Speaker 8 (01:38:22):
Yeah, it's like I know, we I mean, we don't
want to sit here as an audience and watch somebody wipe.
But the same time, now all I can think about
is crush, sir Mud butt, And I.

Speaker 6 (01:38:34):
Wasn't gonna do the story, sir Mud, But it doesn't
make it clear if the suspect, by the way, entered
the aforementioned stall and.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
Did what he had to do.

Speaker 6 (01:38:47):
It carved his initials into the well. Well apparently yeah,
apparently prairie dogging.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
What was happening?

Speaker 8 (01:38:56):
Have you ever done any bathroom graffiti? No here, I said,
bro going hard, Yeah, either of. I am an admirer though. Really, yeah,
these days it gets very political very quickly. Oh yeah,
that's just what I need. I bet it does. Somebody
will scratch out, you know. Yeah, it makes zero sense. Why.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
Well, back in the olden days before you were born,
almost people just wrote phone numbers for a good time call.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Yeah, classic, yeah, Now.

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
There was no politics involved. It was just.

Speaker 6 (01:39:30):
That was telling me half the time. Those are guys, right,
Oh yeah, more than half? Is this, Rhonda?

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
Wonder has anybody ever wrote those down?

Speaker 13 (01:39:39):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
I know the crank phone call has gone away, hasn't it.
I guess I guess everything's caller idea.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
Nobody answers.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
It's been replaced now with the calls telemarketers that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
Yeah, I can't stand it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
Because if the name doesn't come up, we don't answer
the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
How many times does your phone bring a day and
it says possible telemarketer? At least four? Yeah, I would
say yeah, five over under five.

Speaker 6 (01:40:01):
And my question is, whenever you hit that thing block
and reports spam, apparently that's not working.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
It just doesn't say it's not. I have my own
theory on that. I think they just put that up
there to make you feel better. I think maybe, yeah,
nothing happens when that when you push that button, it
deletes it. But that's about it. Yeah, Okay, Now Christy
Lee is at the SIWAC insurance news desk. What's happening?

Speaker 7 (01:40:23):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
No? What if that go when you hit that delete
and report it goes to some marksman, I'd be fully favored.
All right, hey we got another one. Hang on, I
got him. Okay, the lead is stretching out the window.
That's right. Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
Christmas newpole shows Christmas songs Americans find the most annoying.
Finance Buzz surveyed over twelve hundred US adults.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Oh Finance Buzzs They're weighing.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
In found out that the most annoying holiday songs are
starting with one should we start at one or ten?

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Start? I'll start at ten. I find if this okay,
go ahead, if we.

Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
Have the same list. Number ten, do you hear what
I hear?

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Oh, that's one of my favorites that that's not the
one I haven't that doesn't get overplayed. No, I love
that one. Number ten on my list is Grandma got
run over by a raindeer.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
That's not even on my list.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
It's not shocking. Wow, I changed the channel if that
comes the Grandma one.

Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
Number nine is a song that we've talked about in
here before, The Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Okay, I will defend that one like I hate it.
My number nine is Dominic the Donkey by Lou Monty.
I am familiar with it The Donkey. Is this an
American list? You're looking Dominic the Donkey by Lou Monty.
I have basically kind of tangentially heard of this. Yes,

(01:41:49):
I I will hear it once a year on one
of those you know it to Josh I do. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:41:55):
I couldn't sing it for you, but I know because
I remember going, what is this?

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
And then and I think kind of like Rudolph the
Red nose reindeer kind of but he's dominate the donkey
or something like that. Those make our producers frantically looking
one of those things they tried to make a cartoon
of and force it down our throats and it didn't fly.
I don't know, yeah right. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
Number eight is white Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Like white Christmas. I'm over it. My number eight is
I want to Hippopotamus for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
See yours is almost like novelties.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
By Gayla Peevy These this is a different list the
ten most annoying Christmas songs ever made. Oh that's what
you've got, That's what my eyes got you.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
That's what these are.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
Well, these are hated, annoying holiday song.

Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
Annoying. Number seven, Happy Christmas War is over, John Lennon.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
I truly hate a lot. I think I think it's
incredible melody. Yeah, yeah, I think it's I think it's
very very nice.

Speaker 10 (01:42:54):
Horrible.

Speaker 4 (01:42:55):
Number six, what did you have?

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
Number seven Christmas Shoes by a new song. I don't
know what hell that is? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
Number six is deck the Halls.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Ah, that's kind of this is a little baha.

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
My favorite Christmas song, one of them of all time,
is number five.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Wait, do they know. It's Christmas by band Aid. That's
I don't do.

Speaker 8 (01:43:17):
That's not for me. Christmas after I don't hate it,
but it's I don't care for it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
That's not on my list at all either. Number five
is Baby It's Cold Outside.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
That's ridiculous. That's a great song. Like that. Mine is
Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses.

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
Oh, that's a great song.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
I kind of like that, like Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. It's
got kind of a lazy feel that I like. But
I can also see why it annoys some Yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
Number four Holly Jolly Christmas, my burl Eye.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
That's one of the best, and it's all of a minute.
Thirty you're worryful. We're just getting to the meat on
my list. Funky, Funky Christmas by New Kids on the Block. Oh,
I'm again. I'm not familiar with any of these, and
you're a list number three. I have a lot you're
not familiar.

Speaker 17 (01:44:01):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
I okay, this.

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
Will make Tom happy because this is his most hated
police nd.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
I'm not a fan. Most annoying. It's so repetitive, it's horrible.
It's nice.

Speaker 6 (01:44:16):
I like Bob's version. Polase drop your top.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Police, drop your top class. At least he's being polite
about its opposed to top drop mine and mine is
the Chipmunk song Christmas Number two on my list, that's
one of the best. Number two yeah, and number two
is That's Christmas to Me by Pentatonics. Oh yeah, yeah,

(01:44:45):
I don't hate it. Also, but do I like all these?

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
And my number one on this Finance Buzz survey, All
I want for Christmas is you by my.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Number one is wonderful, Wonderful Christmas trivemcartney, the most I'm
with you on and ladies and gentlemen. It's he needs
no introduction. Really, it's lou Monty and this is Dominic
the Donkey. That's that's like Christmas. They don't know Christmas hankey.

(01:45:21):
He's a honkey donkey. This is beautiful. This will show
up on some of those stations.

Speaker 11 (01:45:30):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
Yeah, got a little friend.

Speaker 17 (01:45:33):
His name is Dominic, little donkey.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
You donkey to see him donkey. Some people saying America.

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
Because the rain they can I climbed the hills of
it the league.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
Isn't that cute?

Speaker 4 (01:45:54):
Yunk bite Christmas climbs of Italy.

Speaker 6 (01:45:59):
This sounds like one of the ones that at the
school Christmas pageant they forced the kids to do because.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
The music teachers Italian or something. Yeah. The the program title,
we can't mention Jesus. You know what I.

Speaker 7 (01:46:15):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
That should be? That should be a new Christmas. I
like that we can't mention Jesus. Yeah, A perfect song
for every school's holiday party. You have a.

Speaker 7 (01:46:26):
Christmas album, Christmas album, Chris Christmas bonus, Yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
Christmas bonus. Could you play us a song from Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
I could.

Speaker 7 (01:46:32):
We could take one of the chick's most annoying songs
and maybe turn it around and get some get some
life into it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
This is how we do where I come from.

Speaker 7 (01:46:42):
Grandpa got worked over by a mobster walking in New
Jersey Christmas Eve. You may say there isn't any mafiall,
but as for me and Grandma, we believe.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
Christmas is.

Speaker 7 (01:47:00):
It's tough when you're retired, so we went to Vinnie
for a loan. He got behind on his payments, so
the vin man sent a goon to break some bones.
When they found him Christmas morning at the scene of

(01:47:21):
the attack, he was bruising, barely breathing in the trunk
of an all black Catillac everybody's saying, Grandpa got.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
Worked over by a monster.

Speaker 7 (01:47:36):
Walking in New Jersey Christmas eve walking walk out. Okay,
I swallowed funny my throat, I got the brunk jacket.
You may say there isn't any mommy yah yash from
me and Grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
We be leeve.

Speaker 7 (01:47:51):
They put a horset in his bedroom around his neck.
There was a note you better raise some cash by
midnight or they'll find you with a fish shof down
your throat. Oh, I've warned all my friends and neighbors.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
Only seven more minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:48:07):
Always borrow, Always borrow from a bank, or when you
turn on your ignition, you'll find an extra tiger in
your tag.

Speaker 15 (01:48:18):
Please sing along.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Grandpa got worked over by a monster walking in New
Jersey Christmas. Now we got it.

Speaker 7 (01:48:28):
You may say there isn't any mafiya.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
But as for binging grandma.

Speaker 12 (01:48:34):
We beley very friggin Chris, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
You're welcome Domin. You've never heard donkey pronounce donkey.

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
That's all they do it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Oh he hated it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:53):
Was on your list of songs that people hate it. Okay, well,
thank you very much. Oh no, what's coming up, Christy?

Speaker 4 (01:49:01):
Coming up? We have a guy who has some problems
with a snowblower. We have an update on the monkeys
who escape from that highway crash in Mississippi. Don't pick
those mushrooms and try to eat them. It's kind of
bad in California right now. And a real interesting story
about train service in the UK being halted for a

(01:49:21):
very weird reason.

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Speaker 1 (01:53:06):
What's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:53:07):
Well, you get the history ready and I'll do this story.
An Ontario man is facing charges after he allegedly assaulted
someone with a snowblower.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
Your mother was a snowblower.

Speaker 4 (01:53:17):
The susse Marie Police Service said the suspect got into
an argument with the victim, who's known to them, but
before intentionally directing snow from the snowblower at this particular victim.

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:53:28):
No physical injuries were reported. The officers arrested though the
fifty seven year old and charged him with the salt arrested. Yeah,
you can assault someone with snow.

Speaker 6 (01:53:37):
This seems to me like it'd be agreed and throw
a great visual gag in a Hallmark movie exactly. Hey,
oh yeah, blo when he runs and shoots him with snow.
You don't arrest the guys. Probably harmless.

Speaker 4 (01:53:48):
Yeah, you have a snowblower? Is it does a snow
come out?

Speaker 1 (01:53:54):
It does?

Speaker 8 (01:53:55):
Now, there are times where it gets if it's a
particular if it's a certain type of snow us up
in about every minute.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
I have to get in there. But it's still it's
still a good thing.

Speaker 4 (01:54:05):
You turn it off.

Speaker 6 (01:54:07):
No, it does not come out like it would hurt
someone because you don't want to put your hand in there.
If it unfreezes, you'll lop off your fingers.

Speaker 8 (01:54:13):
Oh yeah, I make sure that I'm not that it's
I'm not anywhere near the Uh. It's like a push mower.
You have to have a lever you have, But if
you hit a rock, I guess that could shoot out
and hit somebody. But it's still come on, I know,
I know, hm hmm. This guy gonna go to jail.

Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
I don't know. I sure hope not. Why they call
you the blower? Not because of that? Your mother your
mother was weed eater season, shave off your mustache? Boom.
Okay you wanted some history, do you? I do? Okay,
this is going to be a stretch. I haven't seen

(01:54:50):
this yet. What is today today? March one? Okay, the tenth? Okay,
that's s that's happy birthday? Born in nineteen sixty Actor
Kenneth Brannaw Good. Where are you on? Brannaw? I like
him early on. I think he got a little pretentious
along the way. I like him too, and I even

(01:55:11):
like pretentious brand.

Speaker 8 (01:55:13):
He's good, although he really apparently mistreated Emma Thompson and
that is unforgivable. She's the only way you treat Emma
Thompsons with love and respect.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
And he's always doing those movies where what if Shakespeare
took place at a McDonald's.

Speaker 14 (01:55:28):
Yes, brilliant, I know. I kind of hate him and
loud like a big mac sire. There's no talking toy movie.
I'll give you that Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:55:39):
Toy story two. Best movie made in the last.

Speaker 8 (01:55:41):
Fifty Brand really entertaining in Wild Wild West, which is
an oft maligned.

Speaker 4 (01:55:50):
I found it to be quite entertaining in the first part.

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
This is kind of like Woody Hell He's like, hey,
you know, you could cast somebody else in one of
these to be at all them.

Speaker 6 (01:56:02):
Happy Birthday nineteen sixty four Bobby Flay.

Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
Oh yea, I hate can Cook.

Speaker 1 (01:56:08):
I like his flay old Fish. Yes, I like his
flame And yeah, it's right there gone. Happy Birthday nineteen
seventy for Meg White, the former drummer of the White Stripes.
There's a big there was a Jack White's been real

(01:56:29):
vocally about putting her in the Hall of Fame or something.
I thought she was already. I thought the White Stripes
when Jack went in, I thought, oh, I thought the
White Stripes thought she was in. Yeah, I don't know.
But they go. They don't go together. They're not playing
together there ever since they got divorced, does he go
the White Stripe? Oh well, no, wonder they got divorced. Yeah,

(01:56:49):
they go. Brother and sister. That was a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:56:53):
I thought they were brothers. No, no, Meg White's mom,
come on, I thought they were brother and.

Speaker 6 (01:57:00):
Enough enough with facts. O god, I have no idea.
Happy birthday the great Joe Burrow. Let us see Joe back.

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
In the field. That's right, didn't didn't am? I correct?

Speaker 7 (01:57:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:57:16):
Here we go. Tom Griswald, didn't he buy the fan
batmobile last year or something crazy? I don't know if
that's that's that's come about or not. It was talked
about in the Hard Knock Show. Okay, oh wait a minute, Tom,
we have an interruption. Did you what do you tell y'all? Hey,

(01:57:42):
it's gonna grow on you. No, do you know a fungus?

Speaker 4 (01:57:47):
He was married to Jack White. I'm sorry, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
Thought they were brothers. She is his mom. He married
his own mother. The same.

Speaker 6 (01:57:58):
The same fusion exists about the Osmonds and Ma.

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
And the Nelson were they gay or not? Man brother
and the one guy's out on his own now, oh,
half Nelson he's oh, yeah, that's been very good. Oh

(01:58:25):
let's see now. Lawrence of Arabia the movie premiered in
this date in nineteen sixty two. What's his face? Says?
He does that hold off that every year. Have a confession.
But I've never seen it.

Speaker 4 (01:58:36):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 8 (01:58:38):
Yeah, I've seen half. I need to rewatch it. And
this is really long. David Lean is one of my
favorite directors, and I've not seen that. O'tool is terrific.

Speaker 4 (01:58:47):
This is going to piss.

Speaker 1 (01:58:47):
I'll watch it over Christmas break. That's my thing.

Speaker 4 (01:58:50):
We really aren't bad about the White Stripes things because
after they got divorced, she insisted that they continue to perform,
and they presented themselves publicly as brother and sister. Okay,
that's where the confusion. So now we have that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:05):
That's because sworn she was his mom even wheard. Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:59:09):
Peter Jackson released The Fellowship of the Ring in two
thousand and one. Is that Are there three of those movies?

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
There are three of those and then three Hobbits. I
saw the first that all of that is lost on me.
I like Game of Thrones. I loved and I didn't
mind the Hobbit. Twenty twelve, Johnny Manziel Johnny Football becomes
the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy. There you go,

(01:59:36):
we were merely fresh. That'll be awarded Saturday night. Saturday night. Okay, great,
very great, great, great, It's is gonna be great. It's
very important. You know, it's going to be great. Everyone.
You're gonna have it before we before we award the Heisman,
Ladies and gentlemen, it's lou Mont.

Speaker 7 (01:59:56):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
He realized by doing that that guy is going to
get royalties. He deserves what. I don't want to live
in a world war. Monty doesn't get his rewarded for
his efforts.

Speaker 8 (02:00:14):
He's got money from his brother, though his brother was
in the canning industry.

Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
Yeah, yeah, now dal made a killing. Yes. The previous
eight minutes of the show have contained virtually no facts.
Well they have got them. We're looking for bail money
to go about. We're like cable news.

Speaker 4 (02:00:32):
People don't come here for facts.

Speaker 1 (02:00:35):
They got to get their brother out of jail. Oh yeah,
three card, yes, the one three card Monty and of
course full Monty. He was arrested for.

Speaker 6 (02:00:45):
Uh oh hey, lou Monty has more song?

Speaker 1 (02:00:53):
Damn right, he does. Are you kidding me a chance?
He's a made man? By the way, are you feel
you're not aware of the lou Montic catalog? I never
heard of.

Speaker 7 (02:01:04):
This guy yet another song Dominate Dominatrix, The Donkey.

Speaker 1 (02:01:11):
The Donkey Show, The Donkey Show, Donkey, It's something dirty.
I applaud your efforts, boy, I say, I don't ever
be said.

Speaker 6 (02:01:19):
I've let it derail the entire segment. Don't coming up
coming up like we have. I don't know who we
have a surprise guest more of this.

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
Hey, it's don Would you do if our surprise guest
is lou Mont? I will be I would scream Christmas
Miracle and I'd run out. I will never see each
one hundred. Imagine lose my mind. I don't know why
you guys are talking about. Is this guy stole?

Speaker 8 (02:01:51):
What are some of those other titles? He got to
be one hundred?

Speaker 1 (02:01:56):
Chris record Christmas at.

Speaker 6 (02:01:58):
Our Italian jingle bell which that sounds like that. That
sounds like the set up to a joke. It sounds
like something that I know what they.

Speaker 1 (02:02:06):
Sound ding ding da both dago ding And then would
have been worse. They could have gone wopp happy.

Speaker 6 (02:02:19):
Now where we're taking a break from So Happy? These
are the Riley Autoparts Studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (02:02:27):
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Speaker 1 (02:02:35):
Thank you. Welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show.
There's Christy Lee. Hello at the Silac Insurance news desk.
Pat Godwin, Hey, Chick, Jessica Alsman is here. Hi, there's
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(02:02:55):
and I believe we have a special guest joining us.
It's our surprise guest. Are Santa so prize no way,
David Rush here? My goodness. You know, it's nice to
finally meet you, Sir David.

Speaker 6 (02:03:10):
I was actually as much as fun as we make.
If you're David Rush. By the way, has the world
record for holding world records. David Rush's son Peter.

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
Is it Peter? Yeah, Peter.

Speaker 10 (02:03:20):
At my seven year old day, you and Peter set.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
A world record. We were talking about yesterday with the
hungry hippos. I thought that was so cool. Can you
tell us quickly about that one? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:03:29):
I heard you guys were saying, I don't even know
my family, I break some of your record, but the.

Speaker 1 (02:03:36):
Yeah, we did that.

Speaker 10 (02:03:38):
So my seven year old he's wanted to break a
record for a while and he's like, what could I do?

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
Dad?

Speaker 10 (02:03:43):
And I'm like, I don't know. You're seven. You know
you can do anything that you sit your mind to.

Speaker 13 (02:03:46):
And I talked to students about the importance of having
a growth mindset to purdsue science, Technology, engineering, and math,
and then I saw this hungry, hungry Hippos when I thought,
you know what, this one might be one we could do,
and he took the initiative. He's like, my friend's got
a set. Let's go over to there house. We'll practice.
So we knocked in their door, practiced and I'm like,
I think, I think with more practice we can do it.
So we went to Target, bought our own set, practice

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at home, and we officially broke the Guinness World Records
title for the fastest time the clear Hungry hundred HIPOs
team of two in five eight seconds.

Speaker 1 (02:04:15):
Yeah, we do a regular feature on this show. We
call it Stupid World Records.

Speaker 10 (02:04:21):
And some of them.

Speaker 1 (02:04:23):
I'm your biggest fan, David, because you're I know you're
a tremendous juggler, among other If you had to go
through your records, what takes the most manual dexterity, Because
you've got a bunch of very complicated records, Which solo
thing that you do takes the most skill?

Speaker 13 (02:04:40):
Probably the world's fastest juggling in terms of speed, dexterity, precision.
It's the most juggling catches in one minute. And that
was one of my moonshot records I set early on
and h the first time I tried to break it
was four hundred and twenty two catches in a minute.

Speaker 10 (02:04:55):
I currently hold the record at five hundred and eighty
six catches in a minute. That's almost ten per second.

Speaker 1 (02:05:01):
Do you practice juggling every day?

Speaker 13 (02:05:04):
I wouldn't say every day, but I do practice juggling
on a weekly basis, and everywhere I travel, I take
my juggling balls with me. I was in Toko and
China a couple of weeks ago with the whole family,
and I'm out there juggling on the Great Wall.

Speaker 1 (02:05:17):
Do you jug on the Great Wall? Do you juggle
for hire? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (02:05:22):
Not usually I can, but my main job is I
work in tech. I'm a senior product manager at a
technology company making wireless riders, and that's my main job.
Juggling doesn't pay as well. The keynote speaking to talk about, Hey,
how do you build a record breaking mindset in your
corporation to achieve more and have huge stock gains.

Speaker 10 (02:05:42):
That I get paid for a little bit more.

Speaker 6 (02:05:44):
No, No, we're speaking with the world record holder David Rush.
And I have friends that are in business business, which
I don't understand at all, but they have like a
thing on their computer. If some stock thing goes a
sort of lace, it dings. Do you have something on
your phone that if someone breaks one of your records,
a dings so you can go back and fix it.

Speaker 10 (02:06:04):
I have zero notifications on my World records.

Speaker 13 (02:06:07):
The main way I find out is I actually watch
a YouTube, like Guinness publishes a video and then just
got a record, and like, wait a second, I used
to hold that record, and then I have to be like, okay,
I gotta create an application to reclaim my record, and
I hope the only feature half my records in your
stupid word record section, because half of them are like
just really silly, but they're fun to practice a lot

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of the time.

Speaker 10 (02:06:29):
Half of them actually okay, they're all silly, but they're
a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (02:06:32):
Oh they're great. I'm a huge I am a huge fan.
We're speaking with World Record hurld David Rush David. At
this point in time, at this moment, how many records
do you currently hold?

Speaker 17 (02:06:42):
You know?

Speaker 13 (02:06:43):
Okay, so that's a tough one to answer because it
changes on a daily basis, and you gotta break it.
There's a several month delay often before Guinness improves it
and then somebody else could break it, and they don't
necessarily get notifications.

Speaker 10 (02:06:54):
But I did just just look this up yesterday.

Speaker 13 (02:06:56):
I'm currently at one hundred and ninety eight records, and
so my goal now is the whole two hundred, which
is the there's two other people in history we have
ever held two hundred and one hundred and ninety eight
is currently the most.

Speaker 1 (02:07:07):
In the world.

Speaker 4 (02:07:07):
Wow, do you have your eye on those two? Do
you know which ones you want to do?

Speaker 1 (02:07:12):
Uh so?

Speaker 10 (02:07:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (02:07:14):
So one of them is the most consecutive stairs climbed
while juggling. It's a very practical skill, so you don't
you know what you're on trip when you're going up
and downstairs. The current record it's a little over two
thousand stairs. The problem is there's no building in Idaho
tall enough.

Speaker 10 (02:07:30):
Always gotta go up and down a.

Speaker 1 (02:07:32):
Bunch of time.

Speaker 4 (02:07:32):
Yeah, can't you do those rolling stairs like at the gym?
Could you do?

Speaker 5 (02:07:41):
David Russia.

Speaker 1 (02:07:44):
Grain on this.

Speaker 10 (02:07:45):
I train on the stair Master.

Speaker 13 (02:07:46):
Absolutely, But the more difficult part is actually descending the
stairs wall juggling.

Speaker 10 (02:07:51):
But those stairs don't count for the record.

Speaker 1 (02:07:54):
Yo, I wonder what is the longest continuous staircase in
the world. You know.

Speaker 10 (02:08:03):
I don't, but I bet Guinnis would have that somewhere.

Speaker 6 (02:08:06):
Let me see, I make it up, no, because that'd
be the place to go, because you do do a
lot of international stuff. Because whenever we talk about your records,
I'll often it'll be here's David Russian Spain on some
TV show doing this stuff, and you've traveled all over
the world for your records. Have you ever tried to
do one on one of these TV shows that didn't
work out? Or do you try to do two or

(02:08:27):
three so one of them at least goes no.

Speaker 13 (02:08:30):
In fact, my very first time ever on TV, it
was the Today Show in twenty sixteen, and it's my
first time ever on national TV, and for all I know,
the last time ever. And I was trying to break
the record for the fastest blindfolded juggling and I got
so nervous I just dropped the balls multiple times, went
home devastated, And it was literally three years before I

(02:08:51):
had another shot at another TV appearance. So it felt
like a failure, like the biggest shot in my life.
I failed, And for three years I was like, this
is devastating.

Speaker 1 (02:09:00):
I have an idea for a joke for you.

Speaker 6 (02:09:02):
You've got a nice family, And did you do a
family holiday card?

Speaker 1 (02:09:08):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:09:08):
Absolutely, I was thinking could do one that would be
a very traditional shot of the family. Everyone would look
totally normal, except you would have a GoPro on your head,
because every time I look at you these world records,
you're almost always wearing a go pro.

Speaker 1 (02:09:25):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 10 (02:09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:09:27):
So when my wife loves to travel, and so we
travel all of the world. In February, my seven and
now nine year old boys finished visiting all sixty three
US national parks.

Speaker 1 (02:09:38):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (02:09:39):
And so my wife creates this newsletter of all the
places we've traveled throughout the year, and I juggle every
place we go. And I tell you on that Christmas
newsletter there is not a single juggling photo.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (02:09:50):
Now, I know that your friend Hollywood Hannon, he did
he move to Michigan.

Speaker 13 (02:10:00):
Oh my goodness, it's terrible. Yes, we text every day,
but he moved to Michigan. We did have a reunion
in London in May on the Fox TV show ninety
ninety Beat, where we're competing for a million bucks. I
actually turned the show down initially said hey, I've got
too many other stuff going on, But then he said
he was going, So we went and filmed the show
in London, so we got some time together there.

Speaker 10 (02:10:19):
Where we rebroke the record for the most fist bumps
in thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (02:10:23):
We did that story. Yeah, and I was very nostalgia.
Oh we were singing what we're singing? Reunited? Now you're
still living in Boise, Idaho? Is that correct?

Speaker 10 (02:10:35):
Yep, yep, I'm in Voisey.

Speaker 1 (02:10:36):
Are you a skier?

Speaker 13 (02:10:38):
I do love to ski, how my wife doesn't like
the cold, and so to keep the family together for
the I'm off from breaking records.

Speaker 10 (02:10:46):
I don't usually get to ski that much.

Speaker 6 (02:10:47):
Okay, now, I remember there was a thing last year
where you made kind of a or this year you
made kind of a big deal about the fact that
you're going to be doing less world record stuff because
you have a real job. Does your new boss understand
that this is part of the the appeal of you
as an employee is having these cool records.

Speaker 13 (02:11:05):
So I went to a conference a few months ago,
and I was presenting on all the technical aspects of
the routers and the speeds and feeds of the wireless nonsense.
And the CEO of the host of the conference is like,
did this digit company hire you because you're a technical
product manager with an engineering degree from MIT or as
a publicity stunt? And I took that back to my

(02:11:26):
boss and my boss's boss and I asked them point blanks,
like why did you hire me?

Speaker 10 (02:11:30):
And the answer was yes.

Speaker 6 (02:11:36):
David Rushes our guest. He is the world record holder
for world records. Many of them take a lot of
a lot of work. Most of them take a lot
of work, but a lot of skill. Do you have
any of the records for distance running while juggling?

Speaker 10 (02:11:49):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (02:11:49):
I do.

Speaker 13 (02:11:49):
In fact, that was one of my other moonshot ones
was the furthest distance traveled on foot while juggling, and
the rules are you have to be juggling the entire time,
you have to be moving forward the entire time. But
the one that I really tried to get Guinness to
revoke but they wouldn't do it is they said nobody
can feed you food or water, and I'm like, I
can only run about fifteen miles without.

Speaker 1 (02:12:10):
Food or water.

Speaker 13 (02:12:11):
In fact, this morning I ran thirteen point one without
food or water already, but after about fifteen miles they
need to drink, and so I had to wear you know,
the backpack with a camel back backpacker with the hose
in my mouth the entire time. And I made it
one hundred and eighteen laps around the local high school
track twenty nine miles in about five and a half

(02:12:31):
hours before I have dropped the ball ending the attempt.

Speaker 6 (02:12:35):
Now, do you have a case for juggling balls, like
like a bowling bag?

Speaker 7 (02:12:44):
I have.

Speaker 6 (02:12:45):
I have several, actually, and are there are there specific?
Are there specific? Are they like hacky sacks or are
they like tennis balls? What do you like to juggle
the most?

Speaker 13 (02:12:54):
No, they're purpose built juggling balls. My preferred brand is
G Balls. For the normal stage production, I do E
eight pros and for speed juggling they're NA pros. But
they're all specifically designed professional juggling balls.

Speaker 1 (02:13:08):
That's hilarious to me. Yeah, I guess every gig, every
gig has its thing. This is like talking to our
old producer Dean about guitars. Well, the Gibson U SG.
Oh you've got the GX mind juggling balls. That is
so cool.

Speaker 6 (02:13:24):
Well, David, we are huge fans and I'm glad that
you take take it in stride that usually we make
fun of what you're doing.

Speaker 10 (02:13:31):
But you're also laugh at yourself you can't be in
this business.

Speaker 1 (02:13:34):
But also, and there's a purpose behind this what you mentioned.

Speaker 6 (02:13:37):
You're you're trying to get young people to get into
science and technology and not just spend time staring at
their phone looking at dumb cat videos.

Speaker 10 (02:13:46):
Yeah, and trying to build this growth mindset.

Speaker 13 (02:13:48):
I've been Keino speaking for about fifteen years, and I
would talk about my story of not being smart to
get into the Idaho Public Education system gifted program, but
through hard work was eventually admitted to MIT. I got
my electrical engineering degree, and I would go tell students this,
but I'm like, hey, if you struggle at science or
fail and math test, you can still become an engineer
if you have a growth mindset and understand the grit

(02:14:09):
that's not giving up when things get hard is the
number one predictor of success. And I'm like, well, how
do I make this a more tangible example? And that's
when I got into breaking a Guinness World records. Started
with one one became two, who became two hundred and
then obviously it's an obsession that's taken over my life,
but I love it it's a lot of fun. And
I get my family, and I've broken records with you know,

(02:14:31):
probably almost one hundred different friends at this point.

Speaker 1 (02:14:34):
That's so cool.

Speaker 6 (02:14:35):
David Rush, thank you so much for your time. One
last question. I remember when Bob Beeman broke the broad
jump the long jump record. Excuse me, they said no
one will.

Speaker 1 (02:14:44):
Ever do it.

Speaker 6 (02:14:44):
Which record of yours do you think is the least
likely to ever be broken?

Speaker 10 (02:14:50):
Well, that's a tough one.

Speaker 13 (02:14:52):
The hardest record I've ever broken is the longest duration juggling,
at thirteen hours and ten minutes of continuous juggling.

Speaker 10 (02:14:58):
But I think that one only has the chance of
being broken. I think the the other.

Speaker 13 (02:15:03):
I ranked my records ev medium, hard, impossible, easy as
somebody else in this room can probably do it. Impossible,
is may may never be broken. Is the possibly the
fastest mile run while juggling blindfolded? And I did that
in seven minutes fifty four seconds?

Speaker 6 (02:15:20):
Who now, did you do that around a track? Or
was it a just running straight on a desert or something?

Speaker 10 (02:15:26):
Blind?

Speaker 13 (02:15:27):
It was it was straight straight down a big wide
desert road. I had runners on either side of his guides,
people behind me telling me where am I in in
the street that I did, and I did drop the
balls ten times. And when you drop a ball, you
have to take the blindfold off, go back to where
you dropped it, put the blindfold back on, and then restart.
And so I was running maybe around six fifteen mile pace.

Speaker 1 (02:15:47):
Wow, that's great. Well David, what a great pleasure. Thank
you so much for taking the time. Yes, thank you,
we're big fans.

Speaker 10 (02:15:53):
We'll keep making funny Christy, thanks for having me on.

Speaker 1 (02:15:56):
Okay, yeah, very nice.

Speaker 4 (02:16:00):
Take surprise.

Speaker 1 (02:16:02):
We have no idea.

Speaker 6 (02:16:03):
That's so fun Jason, thank you. That's such a great idea.

Speaker 4 (02:16:06):
I think he reminded him of dru Store And I know,
did you get that vibe at all? Positive in his
mouth and his way he looked. He was like, wow,
good for you, David Rush.

Speaker 1 (02:16:17):
Yeah, okay, you can't all right now we have coming up,
what Christie Lee coming up?

Speaker 4 (02:16:25):
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Jick hang on, I have more information about lou Monty.
I don't know what you're talking about, Kyte. I hate
to admit it. This is actually growing on mesay. Well, well,
we're going to talk to the lovely Alley Breen. Up
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coming off that high if talking with David Rush. Yeah yeah,
that was so cool. Coming up shortly, we'll have a
lou Manty update and you're probably asking who's lou Monty Hey.
He made the famous Christmas song. It made the list
of Dominate, the list of the most annoying released in

(02:19:10):
nineteen sixty.

Speaker 4 (02:19:13):
It was right up your alley.

Speaker 6 (02:19:14):
It's much more current than I would have thought. I
had never I had never heard it until today. But
there's a history to the song which I will pass along.
But right now I believe we have the lovely Ali Breen.

Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
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And Ali is four eyes. Ali's one of her nice glasses.
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Speaker 6 (02:19:58):
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I think what bothers me most is that I haven't
wanted to sleep with other people since I met her,

(02:20:40):
but she clearly has.

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Speaker 18 (02:20:43):
Exclusive conversation or does it just naturally happen these days?

Speaker 11 (02:20:47):
No?

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I knew you loved me when you didn't fall for
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Speaker 18 (02:21:26):
If it's not a con though to say, oh, I
was just testing you, and that's not a real condom.

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So yeah, you know you passed. So it was in
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euphemism for something, right, right, right, gave it in their
old waste baskets. Okay, what I'm saying you know this.

Speaker 8 (02:21:44):
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Don't don't try talking to this chick again. Yeah, if
you you clearly need a very monogamous.

Speaker 4 (02:21:54):
Or somebody who spells it out right at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (02:21:56):
Yeah, yes, yeah. Did you think it was odd that
she was charging three hundred dollars? Was that weird? You
noticed the mom that her lady of the house wasn't there?
Actually her mom did. Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 6 (02:22:14):
Ali Breen is our guest and the show was sexy Time,
And what have you got, Dear Ali?

Speaker 18 (02:22:19):
My brother is good friends with my ex boyfriend, and
he cheated on me multiple times and treated.

Speaker 17 (02:22:24):
Me very badly.

Speaker 18 (02:22:25):
I want him to stop being friends with him, but
he says he doesn't want to get involved in my drama.
They were actually friends first. If the tables returned, I
would stop being friends with his act. Shouldn't family comfort?

Speaker 7 (02:22:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:22:36):
No, no, well, I don't know. That's a tough one.

Speaker 12 (02:22:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:22:40):
I think that's the well.

Speaker 10 (02:22:42):
Bros before hose.

Speaker 17 (02:22:43):
But it's like a family situation where that should be reversed.

Speaker 1 (02:22:48):
Maybe I'm with you, chick, this is not as simple
as it's. Yes, I need to know how bad you
were treated, like if you're a beaten Yes, probably everything
for him not to want to hang out.

Speaker 11 (02:23:03):
We know how.

Speaker 1 (02:23:05):
Thank you? Yeah, I uh, I don't know. Uh, I
don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:23:26):
The world.

Speaker 16 (02:23:32):
We broke Tom.

Speaker 10 (02:23:33):
We finally did it.

Speaker 7 (02:23:34):
We did.

Speaker 1 (02:23:35):
This guy was his buddy. The whole thing is I
can't comment on brother sister relationships, but I would think
ideally you would back your sister. I would think you
would think. I know, I know first though I feel
like I would as well. But I know you are
buddies first, But you know what happened?

Speaker 6 (02:23:51):
At what level? Was this so called treating her badly?

Speaker 1 (02:23:55):
Ghosting? Of course she was beat Yes, and what kind
of it did I tried to reel it is. Yeah,
there's no.

Speaker 17 (02:24:11):
Stopping friends with this guy.

Speaker 1 (02:24:13):
I mean.

Speaker 8 (02:24:13):
And also, did your brother ever warn you, like, hey,
you can date him? But I'm telling you, yeah, yeah,
you didn't listen.

Speaker 10 (02:24:20):
That's a good play.

Speaker 1 (02:24:21):
But let's get back to funny litters. Do you have
one about about your about your boyfriend making you keep
your glasses on in bed alley something like that? Yeah,
I think I think Tom, just to reveal a couple
of things there, like the glasses on there, buddy. No,
I'm just asking you.

Speaker 6 (02:24:39):
I'm sure that came out of nowhere. We could go
around the horn. But I mean, what for you glasses wears?

Speaker 1 (02:24:48):
Christy? Do you keep your glasses on at night?

Speaker 7 (02:24:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:24:50):
I don't have to wear them now and only wear them.

Speaker 1 (02:24:53):
There's a chick. What are you talking about? You say
I have creepy you do, But I've gotten over because
I'm a good coworker. I keep on for certain things,
take them off for other things.

Speaker 4 (02:25:06):
I've never worn them in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (02:25:08):
When I wore glasses, I kept them on. I like
to take a look every now and then.

Speaker 6 (02:25:11):
Yeah, for some of those things. Just do you need
actual goggles or can you go with regular glasses?

Speaker 1 (02:25:17):
Some of those things? Goggles would help? Yeah, okay, I
don't want pink. Sometimes, you know what, Josh, Sometimes you'd
like to receive something tangible. Yeah, nag, thank you?

Speaker 13 (02:25:28):
Don't you love it?

Speaker 1 (02:25:29):
What Josh knows? Where I'm going? Ali Breen is our guest.
Let's get to another letter, shall we.

Speaker 17 (02:25:34):
I think you should strategically be able to do stuff
like this in the bedroom.

Speaker 10 (02:25:37):
Plu, lower your nose.

Speaker 1 (02:25:44):
We'll see.

Speaker 6 (02:25:45):
You'd be a candidate for the librarian thing if you
had If you had on a more modest a more
modest shirt right now, have your hair up in a
bun and then pull out and flip.

Speaker 5 (02:25:55):
It like this.

Speaker 1 (02:25:56):
Don't don't say pull out? Okay? Sorry about what have
we got allie? Here?

Speaker 7 (02:26:01):
Ali?

Speaker 18 (02:26:02):
I just found out my wife hooked up with one
of my friends when we were on a break the
first year that we were dating. We've now been married
for twenty nine years, but I still can't get over this.

Speaker 17 (02:26:12):
She said we should go to therapy. I don't really
want to. I don't want to spend time there, but
I don't want to.

Speaker 18 (02:26:17):
I don't know what to do now, and looking back
over our whole marriage and thinking everything is a lie.

Speaker 1 (02:26:22):
I've been married for twenty nine years. There's more.

Speaker 18 (02:26:31):
His wife, the friend's wife doesn't know either, so they've
both had this intimate secret they kept from us.

Speaker 17 (02:26:36):
What would you guys do?

Speaker 8 (02:26:38):
I'd go to therapy. And also, I'm a big you.
You already said it. You were on a break, and
I don't want to get all lost in Rachel here, but.

Speaker 1 (02:26:46):
That's not you were. You were on a break.

Speaker 4 (02:26:48):
That's why you have a break.

Speaker 10 (02:26:50):
Year it out.

Speaker 1 (02:26:52):
Yeah, and actually maybe in a therapist could maybe bring
you back down to earth. Exactly, go to therapy. You
could join the rest of us here on earth that
can get it, get over it.

Speaker 8 (02:27:01):
You can't complain about the problem and then not want
to do the thing that might solve it, and that's
go to therapy.

Speaker 1 (02:27:07):
Yeah, okay, well obviously you have to uh criss cross,
he needs criss Cross gets an automatic hallipash. You're suggesting
that he banged the other wife. Yeah, okay, I see
your logic there. Twenty nine years is just a kiss
in the afternoon to me.

Speaker 6 (02:27:28):
We are speaking with Canadian Ali breen A L L
I b R E E and I spell it out
because you can reach Alley on your favorite social media platform.
She is also in the world of as in a
different uh name.

Speaker 1 (02:27:41):
It's a L L I B.

Speaker 6 (02:27:44):
You can be found in a different world. Are you
doing anything like sexy Santa hats well?

Speaker 1 (02:27:49):
You are are in drive ever since you saw her
in these glasses? Were you calmed down? You can you
can find well?

Speaker 10 (02:27:59):
Do something for the hell I'm talking.

Speaker 6 (02:28:01):
I'm sorry, I'm talking about only fans. And you could
a little elf suit or something.

Speaker 1 (02:28:06):
Yeah, yeah, an elf suit and those glasses and this
in the background.

Speaker 17 (02:28:21):
Something with that.

Speaker 1 (02:28:21):
Now, yeah, we have time for one more, Allie? What
have you done?

Speaker 17 (02:28:25):
Dear Allie? Oh okay, dear Ali.

Speaker 18 (02:28:28):
My wife just started living a healthier lifestyle and is
going to the gym and eating better.

Speaker 17 (02:28:33):
The problem is she cooks all of our dinners.

Speaker 18 (02:28:35):
And now everything she cooks has organic stuff in it
and oat milk and whatever other health trend she sees fit.
I didn't sign up for this, and we've been fighting
about it because she says she's trying to increase both
of our angevity.

Speaker 17 (02:28:46):
I'd rather enjoy life and take my chances. How do
I get to eat the stuff I like cooking yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:28:52):
Yeah, my god, I don't know secret meals. I flash
and some sort of hat. You know what's going on.
I'm just just wearing my hat. Stuff like that. You

(02:29:13):
first go to your lawyer, make a will so she
can inherit the stuff, because you're gonna be eating crappy
food and drop dead. That was. She can spend her
inherdance that whole fun Yeah, I know. Maybe go to lunch.

Speaker 4 (02:29:30):
Yeah, just eat out on your own on lunchtime or something.

Speaker 8 (02:29:33):
Also, google of healthy recipes, see what might look good
to you and say, hey, would you mind making this?

Speaker 18 (02:29:39):
I think Josh that it's just in his head that
whatever is healthy he just does automatically right right, vegetables,
he just has that in his head.

Speaker 1 (02:29:47):
Probably. Yeah, if you eat something, if you eat something
specifically expertly, and you take some time, she'll let you
eat whatever you want exactly. She'll keep her mouth shut.
I know, you know what I mean.

Speaker 17 (02:30:03):
You know the best advice we've ever heard.

Speaker 5 (02:30:06):
You have some more of that way?

Speaker 1 (02:30:07):
Germ, Oh my god, I hope.

Speaker 6 (02:30:10):
What do you call this dish? A black bowling ball?
Funny you'd ask.

Speaker 4 (02:30:15):
I don't even get that.

Speaker 1 (02:30:16):
Because it takes a bowling ball. Where'd you if you
had to? You eat?

Speaker 6 (02:30:23):
So sorry, Allie, I'm breaking the rules. We were going
to do one more On a positive.

Speaker 17 (02:30:27):
Note, absolutely, Dear Allie.

Speaker 18 (02:30:30):
I'm married, but I enjoy being flirty, which has always
been enough to keep me from cheating.

Speaker 17 (02:30:34):
Lately, a waitress at my country club is flirting back.

Speaker 1 (02:30:38):
Yah.

Speaker 17 (02:30:39):
Things a step further, but it would really be sitting
where I eat, so to speak.

Speaker 18 (02:30:44):
My wife never comes to the club, so we do
in fact less and less stuff together. I don't know
if my wife would even mind at this point if
I cheated, but I guess I'm more worried that this
could end badly and I wouldn't be able to stay
at my country club.

Speaker 1 (02:31:00):
This is taking on wow, Dear mister Howell.

Speaker 4 (02:31:07):
First of all, she will be upset. If you love it.

Speaker 1 (02:31:13):
Once you know what, you won't know until it has right. Okay. Yeah,
this reminds me of that old joke about the golfer
and the lady wants to go. Oh if I die
and you, I want you to get remarried. But will
you Will you let her drive my car? Oh? No, honey,
I'll trade your car and we'll get her something different,
and then she goes down the line a bunch of
stuff and then what about my golf clubs?

Speaker 6 (02:31:34):
Oh no, Sweetish, she's a left. This is not going
to end well oh okay.

Speaker 1 (02:31:41):
It's already a mess enough that the thing he's worried
about is this country club membership. But you know what
sounds like you're kind of living the highlight there.

Speaker 4 (02:31:50):
You're flirting.

Speaker 1 (02:31:51):
It's like a pretty nice club bro.

Speaker 4 (02:31:52):
She's flirting for tips too, so oh yeah, good point.

Speaker 17 (02:31:56):
Right, Jess is right, that's the mistake of guy.

Speaker 10 (02:31:57):
I'll make it a girl.

Speaker 17 (02:31:58):
If a waitress is just being nice, they're like, she wants.

Speaker 1 (02:32:02):
Yeah, Ali, were you ever a waitress?

Speaker 17 (02:32:07):
Oh yeah, definitely my senior high school, a waitress in college?

Speaker 1 (02:32:13):
Ever a waitress and wearing those glasses? What kind of restaurant?
What kind of restaurant were you? A waitress?

Speaker 17 (02:32:21):
Italian? An Italian restaurant called Serrus. I don't think it
exists anymore. Yeah, it was fun, it was actually, I mean.

Speaker 6 (02:32:29):
Well, you know, do you know who their do you
know who their most famous guest at Cero's was? Every
Christmas time they would have.

Speaker 1 (02:32:38):
Its blue Monty would come. Would that Christmas donkeys, so
no one would be no one would be seated. When
you tell it is a Italian Christmas light joke or
is it? Are you working this weekend in the city.

Speaker 17 (02:32:55):
I am in the city this weekend. I will be
at the common Village and then Gotham.

Speaker 4 (02:33:01):
Do you put up a Christmas tree alley?

Speaker 17 (02:33:04):
No, but I think I'm gonna get a cat Christmas tree.
They have like the cats fractures that are okay built.
Is a Christmas tree. I think that's gonna be it.

Speaker 1 (02:33:13):
All right this year. Are your cats in the apartment
with you? I don't see them.

Speaker 17 (02:33:16):
Well, there we go, buddy, I know he's so sweet.
Definitely get away.

Speaker 1 (02:33:26):
It's gonna you're gonna wake up and your karate is
gonna be just bleeding all over your bed cats take
your whole out.

Speaker 10 (02:33:34):
Well, thanks Ali, Thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (02:33:38):
Those are some good letters right about my country club membership.
At this point, I don't even think my wife would
mind if I as long as I know ye at
least he's not beating her as it was exactly the
four letters prior.

Speaker 4 (02:33:56):
Well, if she finds you cheating, she'll have grounds for divorced,
so she probably wouldn't be upset because you'll get off
your money.

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Speaker 6 (02:36:39):
Thank you for bringing to my attention Lou Monty's work
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Speaker 4 (02:37:14):
The Italian Mouse?

Speaker 6 (02:37:16):
Well, this was his big This guy was an Italian
American singer, of course, from New Jersey.

Speaker 11 (02:37:23):
He was.

Speaker 1 (02:37:24):
He was connected as the day is long as by
the way, he did not write the song Dominic the Donkey. Yeah, yeah,
Wait a minute, what do you mean? Yeah, yeah, he did,
he wrote it. Put his name down, write his name now,
his name or your brains are on the contract.

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Dominic the Donkey was the biggest? Yes, And what was
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(02:38:13):
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That doesn't sound like a hit to me. It's a hit.

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Speaker 6 (02:38:27):
It has had a big revival. It gained cult status
in the early two thousands. In twenty eleven it hit
the UK Singles Chart, getting up to number five.

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Dominic The Donkey. Yeah, well, I think we can do
better than that here in the good old us of A. Yes.
In any event, there you go. What happens when you
go online and look up? Does he have a website
or anything? I don't know.

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He wrote that isn't that offensive? And Spanish chan is
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