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Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Comedian Rick Rayer.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
You're talking about your ex wife. Did you ever see
her anymore? Oh no, no, no, no, I don't know
what she's at. Cordus severed. Yes, oh yes, yeah I.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Did she like your comedy? Did she comes to you
and you do your stand up comedy at all?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah? Yeah, sure she enjoyed it. I guess, come to.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Think about she wasn't that bad after all that? What
was I thinking about it? We can we She was
not big on approval. This is what I'm getting at,
a round about way. Make sure you find the right
person before you get married, because the first time I
got married, I looked and I looked, and I thought,
I found that person who would tell me those five
words every man longs to hear. Get off me, you're heavy?
But are you done yet? That's one of us should
(01:01):
be enjoying this. That's my personal favorite. When you're inside me,
I feel nothing. I tell you this to bring up
this a little bit of Rick Trader arcane trivia. She
said every one of those to me in bed. I
(01:25):
swear it again, Yes she did, every single one of
those six years. I've got a schmuk am I.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
One point said I love this woman.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, more stress. You remember
the word for word, Yeah, when things that catch your
ten when you're inside me, I feel enough.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That's act. That was a direct quote. Because we're working
up there. I'm trying, you know, ahead, I got it
in myself that time. You know, I think I'm gonna.
I want to roll here, you know, but you know
it's not fair. I don't know I shouldn't. You know,
women have such a hard time achieving orgasm. I maybe
(02:14):
because I got a big, fat, sweaty guy on I
wouldn't break my concentration.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm trying, you know. He feels very doble.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You know, I can't feel my legs. You're the one, baby,
Dear God, let it in, you know.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Hey from the O'Reilly all those Parts studios.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's right. You guessed that it's the Bombing Tom Show.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Christie Lee at the Silac Insurance.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
His death my chick.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Hi, there's Pat Godwin are chick. Hi, There's Josh Arnold chick. Hey,
there's Hey's Cosmy. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Now we go over to.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
All Free show and still not prepared it's Tom Gris
won't hi, buddy.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Hey, look, the show just goes when it goes. What's
going on doesn't matter if we're ready. That's right, that's
what's happening in life. That's what Lauren always said. Hey,
we don't go on because the show is ready. We
go on because it's eleven thirty exactly, although it's not
eleven thirty. No, anyway, I don't think I was telling
a story. People don't know. My god, it's eleven thirty.
(03:44):
What happened dates out the Tom Tom. I just said,
you got a surprise for me? I do.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I'd like to do it right now because I can't wait. Really, yeah,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, we got a lot of letters and stuff to
get to.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But we were talking about you on your bike and
you have some doctor wants you to keep your ears covered.
Is that right? There's a big brew ha ha you
want a hat?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah. For those of you that are a sun sensitive
and they maybe, well, Christie, you have blue eyes and
blonde hair. You know, I get the pre cancer cells
and they have to remove them.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
My husband has the oh yes, oh this is like
a as my dad would say, look at that bitch.
Uh this is perfect. That'll work.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, I mean I just had to have you can't
see because I've got these head I've had to have
part of my ear taken off. My ear flap off
painful too. And it's as you can see, I've got
a big band aid on it. Care but you can
still you can still hear barely. But that's that's has
nothing to do with the skinish. That's true. Yeah, well,
thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
I'll try it on and.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You can adjust. The little straps won't fall off your head.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You're going eighty miles an hour and your bike and
you hear the the cacophony of automobile horns behind you.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Now your hat won't fly off. Two things, because I've
been talking about getting a cowboy hat and uh, we've
had a lot of letters about this. And one of
the points is if you wear a cowboy hats, you
have to wear cowboy boots. I just went to a
music performance the other evening, a concert, yes, in which.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I went to a gathering of people on a on
a stage and they were playing their music right there.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Very fat but a significant number of cowboy hats, and uh,
and and and the complimentary of the boots as well.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I know it was the country music.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, yeah, I guess technically, I mean, they so many
the average country band that he basically is Leonard skinned
with an extra guitar and pedal steel, a lot of them.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It was great, and in any event, this is nice.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Well put it on, try it on. I got to
get a picture. I got to get a shot.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Whole show. You have to work the whole show.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
It didn't have if you know, I don't get picks.
It didn't happen. The tag goes in the back. There
you go, pink thing off, boom.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Look at that you It looks great, like a glove
that looks way better than it should. Yeah, it looks good.
Remember that. No does this kind of the kind of
African safari thing a little bit? A little bit, yeah,
covid herendy like almost a that looks cool.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
If a pith helmet were made out of fabric sort of, Well,
you've heard.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
About pith helmets. You've heard about piff knives. Oh no,
pif knives. Oh they cut the pith out of it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh yeah, idea, they really really sharp. Whoa, uh so,
thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
That's that's a nice hat and I'll be chick has
he doesn't skimp on the that's so, I bet that's pricey.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Interesting hundred and twelve dollars that this actually leads to
a new into two different news stories, one of them
this is a hat from the Columbia.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Sport people. True.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Sure, they're involved in a lawsuit with Columbia University. That's right.
We just touched on this. We never really did the story.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I got to a setup kids for Columbia University lawyers.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Uh so here it is here. It is a time board.
Columbia Sportswear has followed a lawsuit against Columbia University, accusing
the Ivy League school of trademark infringement. This is really
unbelievab because Columbia University was founded in seventeen fifty four.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, but did they trademarket?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
I can't imagine as soon as a trademark became a thing.
Probably it's going to court in New York City. Columbia
Sportswear says that the Columbia gear people are going to
be confused. This is I wish I was on this jury.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Confused. It seems exactly very sent Columbia sports where been
around for a while.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's yeah, but not that long. Let's see Columbia Sportswear
nineteen thirty eight.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Okay, not that long when it was named.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
The not as long as the university. Yeah, Labia Hat Company.
I went to Columbia and I have a hat that
says seventeen fifty four on it?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Why didn't they file something a lot sooner? If it's
a problem, who knows, But.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
In any event, we'll see what happens. But thank you
for the hat.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
What was your degree in.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Stalling? And uh, you're being humble? What is u? What
is Columbia known for? Like a business school, a law school, university?
They got all kinds of schools, I know, what a
conversation with boy, all kinds of thing.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I got a medical school, of dental school, a business school,
of law school.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What do I have to What are they known for?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
They got all kinds.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
You know, if I wondered what it would take for
Tom to talk to me like I'm a person, I'm
a hat.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Technically it was King's College, and in seventeen fifty four
that it became Columbia College. Then it became a universe
it's it's an answer to your question, an answer from
boring diaphyge I didn't ask them to talk to what
Columbia was known for. What's what the lost? Yale Law?
I mean Columbia everything, very distinguished graduates. Alexander Hamilton, how's
(09:22):
that for you?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Now? So uh dueling Alexander Hamilton. Wonder what he majored in?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Barely not rifle ry Josh, have you have you seen Hamilton?
Oh my gosh, it's so wonderful Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Was why.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Well, what about George Washington?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Why one of the finest of the white rappers. You
have to you have to give him that. I kind
of miss my shot.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I want to be in the room where it happens.
Now I'm least favorite song.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
That's my favorite song.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Amazing. Yeah, Now, Pat, we have a letter that actually
we can I mentioned this looks like one of those
hunters caps. We had a news story yesterday about some
poor guy that I guess not poor. He was some
millionaire from Texas that was doing big game hunting.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yes, in South Africa from a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
My favorite stories. No, no, no, he was on the
ground that he got he got stopped when we come back, Pat,
I want to have you do a tribute because we
got a nice letter about various big game animals and
how dangerous many of them are.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Take a tinkle on your keyboard there. Let me hear you.
Let me hear you, Pat?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, nice whoa When we come back, perfect, are your
tribute to the the hippos? Because I have a Pablo
Escobar Hippo update that just came in. This is kind
of interesting. Pablo died on a roof. You know, he
was shot down, died on a roof. I didn't know
that up on the roof. Uh. We got that coming up,
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so Pat, get be prepared. Okay, here shirlet it'll be
for he and UH. We have a lot of letters.
If you want to reach us, it's Bob and Tom
at bobintom dot com. We have some iced tea updates,
very important stuff. What do you got coming up over there?
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Uh?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Sports including a speeding ticket for an NFL player he
was going very very fast, and UH world records including yes,
be Still your Heart, David Rush world record coming.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
We forgot to graduate the U the umpire too from
Saturday in Sight.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yes, Jen, Paul Powell, I'm not sure how you pronounce
her name.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I'm sorry, she's doing nice shot.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
She evidently the first first call she made was wrong,
I guess, but oh really, yeah, I know she was
behind the thin she was its second or I forget
where she was Saturday, but Sunday she was behind the
You're gonna, yeah, you're gonna have You're gonna have a
brew haha, a major league baseball.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, it was about time, are gonna She's been an umpire,
I want to say, in the minors for what ten years,
kind of knows, kind of knows her way around.
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I don't care how old the players are, Okay, adults and.
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Coming up. Also, we have an interesting, uh study about
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What mind's at about five and a half six.
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Inches I mean, but with respect to one thing.
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About it, mine grow right now? Isn't that interesting?
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to m sweet baby, doctor Yaman brahmhat about Uh yeah,
of course that's commoner. What are radio names like in India?
He sounds like a grill expert.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Let's get out of here before he starts exploring what
are radio names like in India?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
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We that well, I went to the wrong person. Let's
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Ace Cosby Bob Zaney our guests later spotted boy, maybe
I think he's phoning in. I don't think he's zooming in.
He doesn't know how to zoom. I don't believe. I
don't know.
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Yeah, we'll find out. He's not a big technology. I
had a Bob Zaney moment over the weekend's school you
saw Samon, No, you're getting You're getting close. I was
talking to a guy that I had met at at
an event, and.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
He, poor guy indicated that uh, he had his family
would do every Christmas a big They'd all get together,
sitting in a big circle and open presence gift exchange.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah he he.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Just say it. They participated in a gift exchange.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
There's various ways to word this, the larger. The larger
point being his father was kind of a straight laced guy,
and uh, he gave him a Bob Zany Sam and
the other meat t show. Whatever the hell it is.
The point is his father was highly embarrassed. And uh,
(17:13):
do you ever listen to Do you ever go back
and listen to shows? No, I'm too busy. It's hard. Yeah,
I got that kind of time.
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We were talking about dial up yesterday, weren't we We were
talking about that sound. AOL announced yesterday. Believe it or not,
dial up is still out there, but as of September thirtieth,
they're pulling the plug for good. Oh okay, yeah, wow,
I did not know it was still available. I don't
understand what you just said. Dial up Internet?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Who someone still has it?
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Who someone still has it?
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Didn't? We have a story about email addresses AOL do.
Every once while you'll find someone still using one. Yeah,
there you go. Okay, I have an old one, now
you do, Pat, I asked to be prepared for this.
We have a letter. We had a new news story
yesterday about a guy that was sadly killed by some
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kind of water buffalo.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
No, it was a cape buffalo in South Africa.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh, a superhero buffalo.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah it was a superhero. Yeah, cape buffalo. He was stalked,
but he didn't know he was being stalked by the
water buffalo or the cape buffalo. I rarely do.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, and he struck him before a mister Asher Watkins
could fire his weapon. He was fifty two years old.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So yeah that they mentioned what a dangerous animal this is?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
All right? Buffalo? Yeah, they sure did. Considered among the
most dangerous tom due to their unpredictable behavior and powerful charges.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
We got a nice letter here from Russ who points
out that actually one of the most dangerous animals is
the hippo. Oh. Some think they are docile and slow.
They are not. They can move twenty miles an hour
around land, double that on the water. Their teeth are
larger than a beer bottle on jaws large enough to
entrap the average sized America. Teeth are larger than I
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believe Russ rust did. Russ, Congratulations, that's interesting. It got
but it got me thinking about that new story. We
had a few years ago about Pablo Escobar's hippos. Remember
he imported hippos into South America correct where they had
not naturally been living, and it's become quite a problem,
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and I wanted to do a little update, so I
did a little bit of homework here, and as of
this year, Columbia remains actively The country of Colombia is
pursuing a quote multi pronged strategy involving the relocation and
the sterilization of the hippos, now estimated to be at
least one hundred and seventy. But they they've I guess,
(19:56):
flown out seventy of them, which has to be I mean,
how do you do that?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Put them on a big plane.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I assume that they're asleep.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I would assume I would.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Imagine all that weight rumbling around in the baggage department.
You wanted to stay in one place.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I wonder where they took him.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
This says that at the current rate, experts say there'll
be a thousand hippos by twenty thirty five, which is
which is really bad for the environment and for the
for the local tourism, et cetera, et cetera. So Pat,
I know that you have a tribute to Pablo escobars do.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
Indeed, how it was the costly notion shipping hippoth across
the ocean.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
They flew me on a plane.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Though they weighed many tunnies.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Escobar had lots of moneys.
Speaker 9 (20:54):
Rather that can go gay can tell you things.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Oh this hippo talk ti sing.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
There were guns and guys with it. I buys the blow.
I could name names.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
He's dead, right, Pablo. Other hippos they are toyken. But
my balls they are wakened.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I've been neuterized, nail.
Speaker 9 (21:25):
I can't before vacation. Now I'm looking attestation. Why am
I so despise? Try and catch me your best.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh, thank you hippo.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Nice nice n station period for a hippo two hundred
and forty three days.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Maybe it looks like sixty of them were sent to
India and a handful were sent to zoos in Mexico.
Do you know what hippo means white ass waterhorse?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, essentially that's pretty much the translation river horse in
river horse. So uh, I guess the Greeks were all
that familiar with what horses looked like.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Hippos are the third largest mammals on Earth. You got elephants,
white rhinos, one of the fourth largest those are land
Roseanne Barto elephants, white rhinos, and then hippos and they're
called hippopotamids. That's their species. Hippos love being underwater. They're herbivores.
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They fuel their body with plants. Hippos eat an average
of eighty pounds of grass each night and very very gassy,
very gas.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
They do that.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Helicopters spin, yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Don't they When they defecate they spin their tailor rounds.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
They don't want to in it.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
That'd be really cool. Could you imagine the mess in
your bathroom.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
If you had to do that? Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I think someone in this building has had that assue
on occasion. Just put in the middle of the floor.
Josh has been assigned the title of our word guy
here because yesterday we had an interesting story about the
language Latin, and because e pluribus unim in the news,
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because what is it celebrating its official.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
This weekend marked the anniversary of the United States adopting
the motto e pluribus. It didn't the day which what anniversary,
but it was first proposed in seventeen seventy six by
a committee of Benjamin Wranglin, John Adams, and Thomas Jefferson.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
And you said you're going to be taking Latin. Is
that right, Josh, Yeah, I'd like to start it on
dual LINGO.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I just downloaded that.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Got this nice letter from Hilton Head listening in Savannah Don. Hello, Don,
thanks for taking the time to write us, big fan.
And he listens to us on his way to Planet Fitness.
But he's he's passed on some Latin to me which
I had. I went and translated. It's forgive me. I
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don't know how to do the correct pronouncing in this thing,
but it's uh. It looks like it's ubi oh ubi.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
S subklunem meum.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Oh no, it's ubi dobi do uh.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Which, according to my research, translates into more or less
where is my underwear?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh? So, if you pull this on the ladies, the
old towel trick you get out of the shower, you
go ubi oh ubi sub gal galaco meum.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Do you ever leave a piece of clothing behind at
an away game?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I haven't had an away game quite some time.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I did.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
I dropped my wallet and I was trying to get
out of there, and oh no, I.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Had to go back. Did you go back right away
or the next time? I? Right away? Yeah? Get that?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Had it been an unpleasant departure? Yeah? Aren't they aren't
they always? You know?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Sometimes my love lasted until I got out to the car. Well,
what are you gonna do now?
Speaker 10 (25:10):
That?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Actually, these all seemed to these all seemed to be
tying together, because Chicken, you have coined the phrase, I
believe it is it?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Do you want some of this? As you get out
of the shower?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Does that now you grab your drunk and you yelled
to your significant other, Hey, you want to.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Get any of this?
Speaker 11 (25:27):
Far?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Put it away? Okay?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Well, it's really caught the imagination of the country everybody's.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Doing, and the imagination of this guy. He says, thanks
a lot, slime, Peren. Chick. I got out of the
shower yesterday and I said, do you want some of this?
Before I put it away? I got a black eye
and a permanent band from the gym? Yeah, I do, there,
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didn't he I see?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I see?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Well, uh no. We turned to Chick McGee at the
other desk over there. You've got a little lettermail.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
And we got a new letter introduction letters. We got
some letters. Now here's some letterers.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Now we're not doing that where I was having fun.
Speaker 12 (26:12):
O H.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Dear Bob a Tom Show, your short discussion of eating
tongue on yesterday Morning Show reminded me of a couple
sitcom references in the seventies Sanford and son. Grady was
preparing a meal of beef tongue and bananas. Grady says,
I call it a rickety split, not a lickety split. Rickety's, okay,
(26:38):
because lickety split would be the joke of licking with
the tongue and you have a banana split.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Maybe he maybe it's a typo. It would be lickety's
that makes sense. But this one does make sense. And
all in the family. I remember this. Archie walks in
from work and hey, Edith, what's for dinner? And Edith
says beef tongue, and Archie says, I'm not eating anything
that came out of a cow's mouth. Make me an
egg sandwiches, chickens ace.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah. Coming up in the news in the next couple
of days, I wanted to read more about this. We
do have news about the first artificial tongue is about
to be released by scientists for implantation into.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
People's mouths, or a fair question.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Or as a none of these are the correct answer.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
But my tongue, it's a it's all coming up. We'll
get to you know how important a tongue is in speaking?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
So important?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, just trying.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Not in your tongue all your hawking.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
I was born on a part.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, that's if you grasp your tongue and say I
was born in a pirate ship classics. I hope that's
still out there. It is, it is out there. Okay, good,
just one of them. There's certain things you want.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
To dear Bob and Tom show. Yes, Sizzler restaurant is
still around. Really, Rich tells us we have one at Stockton, California,
as well as several others on the West coast. Nice
and by the way, Tom Chuck Norris does not.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Do push ups. He pushes the world down.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Oh I can't, chick, I can't tell you how mad
at you I am.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I'm sorry. No, you're not. Why you remember my rule?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
You shouldn't even know my rule today? What are you
gonna do?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
You know?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
And Sizzler still exists.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
This is from Scott the one on Manchester Avenue in
Los Angeles near La x Wow. A friend and I
recently took our buddy there at his request. We would
have taken him anywhere because he's fighting cancer. He chose Sizzler,
so he spent We didn't spend more time in La traffic.
He wanted Sizzler.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
I've never had Sizzler. We used to go to a
place called Western and it was apparently much like Sizzling.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, yeah, ergo this part of the night. Yeah. Do
they have good Texas toast? Yes, yeah, that's oh.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
We were talking about a certain franchises seem to be
dying off, but apparently they're all in Puerto Rico. We
have learned they've still got a Sears and a fud
Ruckers and more.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
That's a lot of them out there. I mean, I
guess they all go.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
To Puerto Rican Puerto Rico, Well they are. Puerto Rico
has a peculiar tax thing. It's really complicated, but Dodge
there's a certain type of way you can.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Go there and not pay a lot of income to
really Yeah. Yeah, a friend of mine's doing it. The
last time I checked, he wasn't in jail. We'll find
out about that.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
A friend of mine son moved there. That's why I
was asking.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
That's weird. Yeah, there's some weird tax thing they've got
going on. I don't have any Okay, good coming up?
We have more iced tea tips, and we have meteors
in the news, Chuck e cheese news. And once again,
when does the male penis stop growing? It's kind of
(30:15):
a any whatever, anything, you stop.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Playing with it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
It doesn't thing i'd argue with.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
I thought it was I thought it was twelve years old. No, no, thirteen.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
What do you find what? We'll be telling you? So?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What do you got coming up? In sports? That's a
good question.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Speeding ticket in the NFL show, Hey Otani and the
Big Dumper, America loves the long ball? And the first
official college football season preseason polls out from the Associated Press.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I do not get a vote.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
And the Milwaukee Brewers continue they're winning ways all right,
we'll talk about Bernie Brewer. Oh you know who Bernie is.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
He's the mask.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Have you heard that?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
The pancake thing with the Brewers? No, a beer in
a pancake no, the pancake in the pocket thing, I'll
dig it up for you. Yeah, that's a bizarre way
to carry around food. All right, we've been talking about
the Silac Insurance Company because that, of course is the
Silac Insurance Company news desk right there, and you've been
hearing about annuities. We've been explaining that to you and
(31:23):
explaining it to me. Uh So, now we have something
that we're doing. It's a little quiz we call the
McGee three. Three questions from the Silac f a Q
Frequently Asked question desk. I am ready, okay, chick McGee. Yes,
I want to browse to read about all of the
Silac annuity choices. What is the Silac address for the
Silac Insurance Company website.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
It's too easy, Tom, It's silacis dot com. That's s
I L A c I NS dot com.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Very good, You got the first one right. Question two.
I love the idea of getting a twenty percent bonus
by going from a four oh one k to as
sign lack annuity. What's the phone number for that? So easy?
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Just dial pound two five zero on your cell and
say bonus twenty that number again pound two fifty Then
just say bonus twenty.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Last question, Dear mister McGee, would it be too much
to ask if you could also read the SILAC disclaimer?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Actually it would. Here's Christy.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
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Speaker 1 (32:38):
Ah, the money keeps on coming. That's the way you
want it. Now coming up once again, we have the
end of penile growth on the way. I think Christy
may have already nailed it. Stop stop playing with it.
We are in the Arally Autoparts Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.
Speaker 13 (32:53):
I want to share something, Send us an email Bob
and bobbintom dot com.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
This is the Bob Tom Show.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Welcome back to the Bob of Tom Show.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
At the SILAC Insurance News desk, it's Christy Lee. There's
Pat Godwin, Hi, Hey sporto, Hey man.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
There's Josh Arnold. Hi there, hey Chief? Where is the
O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios? There's Ace Cosby.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your card care needs.
Get the parts and service you need fast from the
professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Hello, Tom, gotta go back back to where O'Reilly Auto Parts.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Now, what happened?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Well, I went there the other day and I got
a new pair of windshield wipers, and they're great, except
I'm out of the juice. I was said, I'm gonna
try these babies out. What color you go with? I
think I'm gonna go with the purple.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
I also I was gonna blow your mind. I like
the purple too. I thought you were the blue guy.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, yeah, you know I've changed kind of the standard, right, Yeah, is.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Already a political consideration. You can't do anything now. Oh
so you're using the blue windshield.
Speaker 14 (34:16):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
You come eat what blue standard? Purple or lunatic? They
call you grimaces. Yeah, get out of here, grimaces, and
I gotta get some of the I love that stuff.
I'm a big fan, man.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
I bet you, I bet you, and shit go through
it so much.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I shoot off like a porn star head an orgy.
I I pull that thing back. You need to be
in the car with him when he uses a windshield.
He honestly goes as he's using it. Don't you feels great?
Speaker 6 (34:46):
You only only do it when you're at a light?
Or do you do it in motion?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Oh? In motion all the time? Okay?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
And it flies back and hits the car behind you.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
That's too bad. Then they can if they have decent
windshield wipers from our friends at O'Reilly's, they can clean
their windh Got a letter, got a letter just for
You'll tell you guy? You ready?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
How do you? Folks?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Who's this? What it's is? Scott?
Speaker 5 (35:11):
I was listening to y'all talking about Tom trying cowboy boots.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Hi, Scott's, And yes, believe me, they've come a long way.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
I've worn cowboy boots from day one. I call them
the old pointed toe cockroachs killer. They are tough to
break in now, however, they make a square toe and
they are very comfortable. Oh, give them a try. I've
(35:40):
been listening to the show since eighty three, eight three,
eighteen eighty three.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Thanks that's Scott, Thank you, Scott, Gott whiskey, Thank you
very much, Hot whiskey. Now we were talking about you
switched into some cowboy boots.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
You are talking about it, and I said, no, thank you.
Dad wore you know what engineer boots are?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Sure, yeah, yeah. My dad like the buckle on them. Yep,
my dad loved engineer boots. I thought about going to
engineer boots for you know, justumber now and then they're black.
They're kind of like a I do like when chicks
kind of like motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I have a pair of those. Yeah, I like when
ladies wear those.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Nothing else for sure?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Fry makes a nice engineer boot.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Do you ever find yourself wearing boots and nothing else? Christy?
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Wait a minute, I just got a smile there.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
You don't have to answer this question, hiy sany Christy's having.
The answer to that question is no, okay, okay, I
think it was a yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Well, we'll get back to the action here with a
chick McGee. We've been talking a little bit about iced tea.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yesterday.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
We had a nice discussion with a comedian, Greg Warren.
Uh huh and Greg Warren on I will occasionally, if
we're having a particularly nice glass of iced tea at lunch,
we'll take a photograph of it and then to each other.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Oh that sounds exciting.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Oh, Yeah, that's a kind of that's a kind of comedy.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
We dig.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And lately I've been asking for a slice of orange
in my iced tea at restaurants instead of the lemon. See,
I don't care for the lemon, I don't. I don't
mind that.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
But you made such a big deal out of flavored
iced tea and now you're flavoring it yourself. You see
why that You're just an enigma wrapped in a room.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
No, the pre flavored iced tea and the iced tea
from a gun are terrible. I like traditional about.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
What about iced tea from a gun with an orange
slice in it?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
That might help it, but probably I don't think it
can cure the problems there. Those are preservatives, you know.
I think it's higher I you do. Maybe I got
this tip from Mike, He says, uh, I prefer raspberry
flavored iced tea. So I take raspberry juice and turn
it into ice cubes. Tom, if you like the orange flavor,
perhaps make ice cubes out of orange tree. Hey, go
(37:57):
help the help the ailing orange juice industry. Kid, you
did you know the orange juice consumption in this country
is way way It's mostly poison You did.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
You know that Josh was employee of the month at
an orange juice factory?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Weren't you? And you had to quit there though, right? Yeah,
I couldn't concentrate and you didn't want to read the letter. Okay,
I still don't you to concentrate.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Joke fixed it. They still make orange juice concentrate. Well,
the last time you made we never did. My mom
did every week.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
You know what you do is you just get a
picture and fill it up with ice, then dump make
a half full of vodka and then dump your orange
concentrate in there.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
And while, oh I remember Grandma's orange juice. It's the
next day. I see it's time to chick into the
sporting scene.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I sent good morning, all you beautiful people. This is
from John. I sent an email with the Hello mister
ed theme song to all my co workers.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Of course, we got to stop this.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Yeah, they asked if I have have been tested for insanity? Yeah,
so we're.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
We're only spreading insanity?
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Are we?
Speaker 11 (39:18):
Are?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
We not helping?
Speaker 11 (39:21):
Now?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I do have one one last letter. I think we
probably should get to this today. We were talking yesterday
about Tommy Johnagan and his famous story about driving with
his dad. His dad was a truck driver, and his
dad had told him that the those giant wind farms
that produce electricity were actually blowing the state of California
(39:44):
back toward the continent that we live on North America.
So what Yeah, it's not a continent. It's a continent.
You should have done about what happened? What are you?
What are you going to do? As you're going come
on shore in Virginia? Okay, that's a T shirt? What
(40:06):
are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (40:07):
He goes, I was Candida Rights.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
What's her name? Candia c A N D I A. Okay,
but sounds like they're missing.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Again pros.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Weekend. That's what sounds fun?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
All right.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, it's a little bit of Tony Orlando.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
And about Dawn.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
But that's Candida. This is from Candia Telma Hopkins and
the other one.
Speaker 11 (40:48):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (40:49):
I mean it is almost the same as not three.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
Times it is exactly. Uh, don't live Candea in Wisconsin.
I was moving at the time, the United States Army
moving me from Oklahoma to Connecticut. My stepdad flew out
and it was driving me in my pet's back. We
were driving through West Virginia. I saw some cows on
(41:14):
a holler. I told them they were mountain cows, and
that their legs grow longer on one side so they
don't fall down the slopes.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I've heard them so good. A few years later, at
a holiday greeting, someone had been presented with a candle,
excuse me, with a calendar full of photographs of cows.
I had to leave the room when I heard my
stepfather explaining to people in a very serious manner that
mountain cows had longer legs on one side. I really
(41:43):
need to work on my delivery of sarcasm. Well, thank you, Candia.
Speaker 6 (41:46):
I think you did it just perfectly.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I'm assuming Candia is a lady, but I could. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
I would assume yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
Or possibly a feminine man.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I don't know, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Or maybe it's a typo when it's really Candida.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Uh no, because it's here on It's on here twice. Oh, okay,
thank you very much for taking the time to write us.
Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com. Oh, we got
one more letter coming in just a few minutes. Tony
Orlando is still alive and he looks great. He's eighty one.
He's completely gray haired.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
Now huh, I always liked him. I did knock three times. Uh,
he don't love you, Candida.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
Tie yellow ribbon round.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah. Now, when we come back machine, When we come back,
we have a tribute to uh, the great television program
in the great movie The Fugitive. My request, Josh, Okay,
we were doing we We are in the Olly Auto
Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Speaker 13 (42:46):
Thanks for listening to The Bob and Tom Show this morning.
We should catch any part of the show you missed
later today on our YouTube channel.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Out What do you? What do you?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Welcome back to the bobbin Tom Show.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
It's heat ventilation in their conditioning, right.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Christy Lee at silaced Sure News desk. There's Pat Godwin,
Josh Arnold.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
I know acronyms, that's right.
Speaker 15 (43:22):
I know.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
My my bank is a member h V A C.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
But my my plumber he's FD.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
I see who knew.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Cosby he isn't quit.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Okay, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Hello, Tom, and got one more letter? All right? Oh
I said that before you got two more letters? You
go first, dear bobbit Tom show.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
You read a story yesterday about a man who faked
seizures to get people, preferably men, to sit on him.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
It's just awful.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
And then there is apparently some sexual component of this.
Speaker 5 (43:59):
I'm I'm surprised, writes Jason Tom didn't pick up on
this classic misdirection. Oh, this guy is not a purv.
He's obviously a pickpocket, as you alerted us all to
pickpockets during the total eclipse.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Uhhh huh, I never heard it. Never thought about that.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Well, he's fake flailing around. You're never going to think
about his hands all over your body. You're right, you're right,
carry on, that's JD from gallian o'highway.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Or he has an accomplice. Well, he's flailing around. The
other guy is going through your pocket, going through your bucket.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
That wasn't the charge in this case, but it's certainly
a good ruise. I think this guy, this guy worried
about the guy.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
Who wants people to sit on him suing us for
saying he was a pickpocket.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
No, no, I just think that's a maybe an alternate
version of this cr No the guy they it said,
the guy would if a woman tried to do it.
He would show them away.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
He would allegedly target men from women. He instructs passers
by depend him to the ground and stradle him, but
within minutes he abruptly stands up and walks away as
if nothing happened.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
And I was reading, if you see someone having a seizure,
don't you don't sit on them. If anything, you want
to get them on their side. O you put a
wallet in their mouth? Right?
Speaker 6 (45:22):
Oh my gosh, I don't know that we should be speculating.
I mean I have heard that, so they don't swallow.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Okay, well, now I'm going out of a letter here.
This comes to us from a whoa boy, I'm sorry,
there's a horse. There's a pronouncer here. Oh boy, it's
a pronounced jacin j A C H I N. But
there's a little pronouncer there.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
On.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
I was watching the movie The Fugitive last night. That's
a good flick, is it.
Speaker 16 (45:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 6 (45:57):
You want an Oscar for that meat and potatoes performance? Yeah,
sometimes you just want a good role performance. It was
wait a minute to tell me Lee Jones won the
Oscar for that, Yeah he did. He did next to
Denzel Washington, losing Malcolm X, that's the most egregious miscarriage
(46:17):
of an oscar.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Vote never mind, go ahead time. I love it when
you use the word egregious. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Now.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Uh, this is essentially a request to hear. Greg Warren
and Mike McCrae. Comedians Greg warrenon and Mike McCrae were
having a discussion on our program about the movie version
of The Fugitive. Of course, Uh, the original was a
television show.
Speaker 6 (46:38):
I want you to listen to this though. Does it
bother you at all? You asked Greg a question and
he just ignores you and spins it right to McCray
Is that did you feel slighted? Yeah, Ted slided, not
at all.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
But this is great.
Speaker 6 (46:52):
I thought it was a sign of disrespect and I
don't care for it. Okay, but that's Greg.
Speaker 7 (46:56):
Warren for you, ladies and gentlemen. Here are the boys.
Greg Warren is our guest. You're single, you're a former wrestler.
What do you do in the road? We were talking
to Mike about his activities in the road. Watch television
a lot. Do you rent movies from spectro Vision?
Speaker 3 (47:14):
You do?
Speaker 17 (47:15):
Oh? Yeah, I'm trying to get just kind of DVD
player recently. I love watching those because of the deleted scenes.
Those are my favorite parts of them that I just
that's all I watch. But some of them are you like,
they're in the scenes they cut out of the original movie,
but just sort of can tell why. You know, we
run into the Fugitive the other day with Harrison Ford.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Great movie.
Speaker 17 (47:35):
There's a little deleted scene in there where he's running
from Tommy Lee Jones and he runs into the subway
in orders a sandwich.
Speaker 7 (47:40):
You know.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
We're to see Harrison Ford in there.
Speaker 17 (47:44):
Listen to me, are you just six since turkey sub
on week with bacon, no mustard or mayonnaise?
Speaker 3 (47:50):
All right?
Speaker 17 (47:52):
Oh, let us tomatoes, pepper.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
I didn't chill my wife you all right?
Speaker 1 (48:02):
I see why they cut that out of the movie.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
You know you you Indian Jones.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
You're Indian Jones.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
You Indian Jones.
Speaker 17 (48:11):
Well, yeah, and I'm Harrison Ford.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
No, no, you Indian Jones.
Speaker 8 (48:15):
Man, I've seen you, and I've seen Indian Jones one,
Indian Jones two, Indian Jones three.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Then you didn't work for a long time. Well, and
then I did.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
See you in the movie last year, Hollywood Homicide.
Speaker 8 (48:26):
Right, yeah, that was that wasn't that good? You should
have done Indian Jones fall Well, actually you got a
whip to you like the whip man, Well, whip it's
in the Smithsonian.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
You look old too, now, man, you're listening to me.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Why didn't you come here to be talked to by
some deranged fan? All right, okay, man, Indian Jones, all right,
get your whip out.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Jones, it's so great. Greg Warren, by the way, and
North Charleston, North Carolina, coming up. I think it's tomorrow
or maybe Thursday. Oh, maybe both. It looks like check
it out next week. You got no idea, no, no,
it just it looks says this one show sold out.
(49:14):
You better call him at wits End Comedy Lounge with you.
Speaker 11 (49:18):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
I'm just trying to give the man a plug.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Well yeah, and and what did you succeed in doing
confusing everyone?
Speaker 1 (49:26):
If you're in North Charleston, give him a call the
west End Comedy Lounge. Do you think they call it?
No chance? Excuse me? Can I just say west End?
I meant wits End? Sorry, you know the west End
is a bar in the upper west side of the.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Girls And then what gone have you got or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
So good and Greg will be at the Comedy Zone
in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (49:55):
There you go, and girls, it starts out real slow,
just like Tom.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
I bet it's a long interruption. Oh yeah, bum bum
just gives you time to do your animal rates.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Look up.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
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Speaker 5 (51:19):
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Thank you very much. Chick McGee. Coming up, ladies, we
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Age thirteen?
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Speaker 5 (55:36):
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Speaker 1 (55:55):
I'm chick. Hello, Tom, got a short letter here here, Josh,
please don't say, oh, tease me. I'm at work. I
can't be melting into a puddle here. Oh, I promise
I will never tease you again. Yeah, I lost my place.
(56:17):
Boom boom, let's go this direction. One more thing. I
forget why this?
Speaker 3 (56:22):
Oh? I know.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
We had the story yesterday, miss Ooker. You'll recall we
had the news story about the new ketchup flavored smoothie
and uh yeah, and Chick McGee said he puts ketchup
on eggs.
Speaker 5 (56:37):
Yeah, omelets and scramble, but not uh sunny side up
or over.
Speaker 6 (56:42):
Yeah, anything where the yolk could be running, no thanks,
or hard boils.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
We have a most underrated egg poached delicious. It's great,
but I think based it is most underrated.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
A lot of people do not base their eggs. You're correct.
Speaker 1 (57:04):
What's on that?
Speaker 6 (57:06):
It's kind of like when you get the white, uh
sort of film over the yolk. It's it's almost like poaching,
but not when you.
Speaker 3 (57:12):
Take the hot grease.
Speaker 6 (57:14):
Kind of just it's an easier way to post.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
It's like a lazy man.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
Yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
Yeah, that's the best eggs. You make them with bacon grease.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
I think.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Another very short letter.
Speaker 6 (57:27):
Well wait a minute, did you finish the eggs?
Speaker 1 (57:29):
No, that's what the letters uh it says, Uh, this
is from Anna. It's kind enough to write over easy
mixed with fried potatoes, ketchup and Frank's red hot sauce.
Speaker 6 (57:41):
Hello again, Yeah, I like what's going on there. Yeah,
I'm alright with all that.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
Like a skillet.
Speaker 6 (57:46):
Yeah yeah, okay, Well that's pretty much how I have
my break. I skill it almost everything.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Yeah, the easiest way to make a poached egg. Nobody
asked just rather than because those little metal things.
Speaker 5 (57:57):
What did your mom on one of those? Yeah, it
would be anything from pail to uh.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
A little I'll talk to you, t cozy. It could
be you've got this, You got this metal thing with
four holes in it, and then these middal cup metal
cups fit in it and you put boiling water under it.
You put the eggs in the metal cups, right, and
then you take you take the next hour to clean
the yes, the eggs out of those little metal cops.
Speaker 6 (58:23):
Oil Boy, nothing poached egg humor. Isn't that talk about
a one the poached egg?
Speaker 1 (58:33):
Well, I'm sorry when you have done eating, Josh, how
do you clean your trowel?
Speaker 15 (58:42):
Now?
Speaker 6 (58:42):
Trowel is a very That's so funny. I can't be
upset about it. This is actually leading to something. Well, Jess,
I'm sorry you were saying something about poached egg.
Speaker 1 (58:53):
Oh, no, just.
Speaker 3 (58:54):
Boil water and put them in there. Stay together. Naturally,
you don't need.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
That's I have a pampered chef egg Poacher, that is
you on. You get a fantastic Messa Messhia.
Speaker 3 (59:03):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (59:03):
A spoon and cev. One of the only things I
ever bought on from one of those TV ads was
one of those egg Poacher things, and it was like
this rubberied deal and it kind of had this little
spot set and of course same thing impossible to clean.
Dig it dig it outside? Do you have a sand
(59:25):
blaster here? I'm sorry, it's time to go to the sports. Well,
it's okay.
Speaker 6 (59:29):
I have a letter for Jess joined us. There's been
a lot of pickle talk on the show lately, says
Greg Nickle Talk from Omaha. Earlier this summer, I went
to Popeyes. They had a promotion for pickle lemonade. Sounds awful,
but it was great, he says. I figured it out
at home. It's one and a half tablespoons of brine
to one cup of sweetened, ready made lemonade. Maybe Jess
(59:53):
can make some. I love her cooking. I follow her.
Like the Julia Childs movie Julia.
Speaker 18 (01:00:00):
It's very sweet.
Speaker 19 (01:00:00):
Yeah, we did a pickle lemonade over Fourth of July
my nieces and nephews to turn out.
Speaker 18 (01:00:07):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
I love it. I love lemonade. I love pickles.
Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Sounds terrible. I like this letter.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
It wasn't bad at all.
Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
Greg, end's the letter with Juith just trying to make
the world a better place.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
That Fay.
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
I love that guy.
Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
I'm so glad we got back to the topic of pickles.
If you direct your attention to the video screen, these
are from a night the nineteen twenties. It's a vaudeville act.
The name of them are the Pickle Sisters.
Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
There they are are right, they're wearing They're wearing conehead
like giant pickle green hats.
Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Four women dressed as pickles and performed humorous pickle themed routine.
Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
I bet they brought the house.
Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Yeah, absolutely, However, most online references suggest they were a
fabricated internet phenomenon, no evidence of an actual vaudeville performance.
But man, that pictures wonder fullest.
Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I mean it's fake. I think.
Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
You know what that is going to be. This, what
we just did is the future of all talk show.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Yes, happening a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
But then I have somebody on Reddit said those are
my grandmother sisters and they are absolutely real.
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
So I don't.
Speaker 11 (01:01:24):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
It's fun to believe, So let's just go with it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
I bet there's going to be a game show within
six months to a year AI or not, and it'll
be they'll have a panel and they'll say, all right,
is this We're going to show you a picture? You
tell us if this is actually happening or not.
Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
How do you know?
Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
You can? They do have AI detecting software, so you
can apparently.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
The human eye.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
But now we have a mister McGee over there. I
can see him, and he is at the sports desk.
I know that I'm looking forward to the latest from
David Rush.
Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
But what do you have over there.
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
From the NFL.
Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
Cleveland Brown's star defensive end, some say, the best defensive
player since Lawrence Taylor. Miles Garrett sighted for driving one
hundred miles per hour in a sixty mile per hour
zone in the early hours of Saturday following the team's
preseason game against the Panthers.
Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Well it's like Christy Lee driving.
Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Garrett did not play, of course, and the Panthers on
the road Friday night reportedly stopped for going one hundred
and sixty and Strongsville, Ohio, tom just outside the team's
facility in.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Berea, Bria, Kentucky, Bria, Ohio.
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Where the car was.
Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Yeah, that's exactly what rhymes with diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
So it was bye Beria. Does not say what kind
of what kind?
Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Oh Guyria, we can make sorry you were calling. Twenty
twenty two, Garrett flipped his Porsche while speeding before and
uh then he was trying to avoid an animal when
it Porsche went upset.
Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
But it was another Porsche. You think they were racing.
Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
What a great name. No, it wasn't Miles Garrett them.
It just a cowboy.
Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Yeah kind of does.
Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
Wowart Garrett, I guess he's a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Pat Garrett Miles GEARTT what's reckless?
Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Driving twenty five?
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Over twenty? I thought it was thirty five? Well maybe
I don't know. Maybe it isn't over yea, what do
you think? It depends if the judges a Browns fan?
How fast these areas here? He mean's a breast press
box seats?
Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
We can make this go away, Joe Brown, How fast
have you gone in your car?
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Tom?
Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Can you honestly answer your current?
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Is current car?
Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I don't know, I don't You can look down. He's
gone over one hundred.
Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
You keep calling it the rocket ship. I've seen you
go seventy here in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I think you're going ninety with me one time.
Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Oh facts and nervous passes.
Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I am a horse sixty. Yeah. I have that thing
that I have that thing that projects the uh speed.
It projects the speed you're going, and it projects also
a speed limit. Yeah that's really handy. Yeah, I really
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Garrett was driving a twenty fourteen Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Oh Ie, is it easy to get to one hundred
and not know you're going one hundred?
Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Yes, it's hard not to get to right.
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Yeah, so it's one of those that sports car suspension.
I don't know if it's a smooth ride or not.
Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
I don't two am, though, I'm glad he was sober.
That's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Yes, we should look at the bright side. At least
he was so and he was alone in the car.
Yeah yeah, but that's actually nothing compared to the story
we had. Was it Monday or Friday? The guy was
going two hundred on the Audubon and I didn't know this.
There are places in the Audubon where there is a
speed limit. That was that was a Porsche? Right?
Speaker 11 (01:04:58):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
Okay, on Bond, I know what you want to hear?
Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Tom girls get to get a little girl?
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Who is that shot? Boys?
Speaker 18 (01:05:16):
Did they? Didn't they have any other heads?
Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Oh honey, I love what? Yeah, let me see songs.
There's anal Ese in the cigarette Machine. That's I thought
that was the album name. I didn't realize it was
also the title. There was a title title. I want
to hear that.
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
So Anal and the Cigarette Machines.
Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
They did a version of You are always on my mind?
Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
That version, Yeah, I know, I really Maybe I didn't
love you. It's not terrible.
Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Maybe I didn't love you the way I thought I
loved you.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Maybe I didn't love you. This is the eighty six
eighty seven era the music, So Tom, you probably weren't
listening to Petrick.
Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
It's a sin. Do you guys remember that?
Speaker 7 (01:06:00):
Well?
Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
No, yeah, they had a handful. I'm enjoy dancing to
them at the club.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
And by a handful, I mean a handful of you're
gonna go. I like them though.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
I like all that.
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
I like that Eighties Yeah, pop tech, no nonsense.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Taylor Swift was on the New Heights podcast with Travis
and Jason Kelsey. She announced her new album is the
Life of Out.
Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
The twelfth.
Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
Already you gotta you gotta get on that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Look at I kind of.
Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Like this new thing where superstars go. I got a
new album. It's out today. Yeah, there's like zero build
up or whatever. But that's they don't they don't need
the build up at all.
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Yeah, but it's out out. I mean I haven't even
heard about it. Yeah, Well it's odd. Well why would
you hear about it because I have. It's not even
to my house. I mean, Taylor Swift posters everywhere. Well
that's you know, take it down.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Yeah, I'm surprised. Let you put Taylor Swift posters up, girls, Christie,
these mics are on.
Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
I don't know what you're trying to do over there,
other than not be invited to tea?
Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Is there a list of Well, here's some of the tracks. Okay,
here we go. This is the new Taylor Swift album.
He's verified in my story. Go ahead, my ticket to
bone Town. Oh that's an odd yeah choice, she's taking
a more adult around. Healed him down fast. These must
be great songs. Yeah, I would sing, but I would
(01:07:37):
sing but my mouth is full. Yes, yeah, that's uh wow, Mommy,
why is he talking about Taylor Swift that way? I've had?
Speaker 7 (01:07:45):
You know, I want your brother. That's have your daughter's
moved on from Taylor Swift? Is there someone new on
the horizon there enjoying.
Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
They still enjoyed Taylor.
Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Apparently she did not disclose the release data of that album,
so it's not out.
Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
Okay, your youngest daughter was telling me she's way into
two Live Crew?
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Did you like to Live Crew? We thought we want
to be here. We really thought we were listening to
something illegal. We were listening to they were in the
famous lawsuit.
Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Yeah, didn't they?
Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
They did a cover version.
Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
So she may have got Tipper Gore's feathers all rough.
She was behind that.
Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I saw a a cover band called Two White Crew.
Did there were a couple? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
No, Seriously, I'm not familiar with.
Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
This place where you saw Two White Crew. Did it
have the word rally at the end of it?
Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
No, it was I'm not I'm not really familiar with
their work, So I just typed them into my Google search.
The first song that came up was pop.
Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
The Oh Yes, but are me so horny?
Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Was there? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
I mean they took it. They sampled it right from
full metal jacket. Yeah, I love you long time.
Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Steals a cameras, she steals, he steals a camp hops
off the motorcycle, steals a camera. There wasn't that they
were involved in a lawsuit with a pretty woman. Yeah,
the Royal the roy Orbison song Oh oh, I thought
you meant Julia Roberts uh and it went uh hooker
with a heart. It was considered their version was considered
to be a parody. Okay, Luther Campbell reading reading about that,
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he was tied up.
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With the you Miami University. He was one of the big,
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That rights interesting? What's coming up in sports? Yep?
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I was.
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Pat God, how's your bird?
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Yeah?
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I mean like that's what Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra,
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Josh Losby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts.
Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
For some reason, someone brought up a two live crew,
your daughter's favorite band, and I mentioned I'd seen a
band called Two White Crew. Uh they have changed their name.
I bet they have. They are now called the two
Hype Crew. Lame. No, they're they're a great live band. No,
I just mean, why change the imagine? Are they white?
(01:13:03):
Why are we so afraid of acknowledging? I mean they
have live horns and they had their own fly girls.
They're like a cover band of that classic hip hop era.
They're really good. I did I saw them not too
long ago. That's cool that it was really fun. They've
changed their name. Where did you see I'm at a nightclub?
Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Sounds like fun tonight last you were in a night.
Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
A private party. They rented the place. It's very cool.
Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Of course, what are you eating?
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Pardon me? Sounds like peanut butter is having the protein
bars peanut butter?
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If we did that right? What is your problem?
Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
You mean if you ate a protein bar instead of
a donut? Who that looks great?
Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
I'll s them, Josh, donuts are my biggest weakness.
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That yeah, that is my biggest Yeah. I thought I
thought I was your biggest week.
Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
I'm talking about things I put in my are filled
with creams that have a hole that I stick my top.
Can we get back to sports?
Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Please? Sports?
Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Let's see college football season right around the corner, Texas,
Ohio State.
Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
How's that for an opener?
Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
August thirtieth and number one team AP College Football preseason
Paul Texas is number one, followed by Penn State. Everybody
number two, Ohio State's number three, Clemson number four?
Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Oh yeah, boy? What have we got? Six months of
this time?
Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Tiger has I haven't played a game yet in Georgia?
How am I not supposed to be hurt by all
of this? When do we at least haven't played one
game before we decide.
Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
The season. Do you watch college ball too? Do you
like college?
Speaker 11 (01:15:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
I actually lasted many, many, many weekends. I enjoyed Saturday's
morning I did so. Yeah. They let him play in
college man, they bring the heat, the big tunt. I
can almost feel you losing interest.
Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
I was interested.
Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
How about how about this Tom will get him back?
Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Stupid world record.
Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
David Rush and back, go back. I got.
Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
Juggling legend, Josh Josh.
Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Horton, Josh Wharton is a legend, the juggling.
Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
He's the man.
Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
And also Josh Horton heard who they broken the Guinness
world record for the most baked beans eating with a
toothpick in three months.
Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Well, obviously the is very quick with his hand.
Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Last, mister euro Juggling, there's no juggling baked beans.
Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
You get David Rush, who's an excellent juggler, Josh Horton,
who's like the world's best, and then they take toothpicks
and they're eating beans one at a time.
Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
What is Josh Horton known for ling?
Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Juggling? Juggling record? Mister mister Rush explained that he, mister Horton,
and the Juggling Champions team needed to consume over four
hundred and twenty nine beans to claim the title. And
I just hope they did an accurate counting and it
was videotaped of one two.
Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
They have a number of bean counters by definition.
Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
You can see the guys. Yeah, the women there, I'll
tell you that.
Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Oh no, there aren't.
Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
So after eating all these beans, I wonder if they
set another record about two hours later? What's Bob saying
he doing?
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Who are those other two guys?
Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
That's what Halson and the guy in the apper left.
I wonder what pet shop he got his hair cut at.
Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Don't you like? Which haircut? The one with the most
hair there? No, no, they show Hi from the side.
Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
He's got it. What his hair in the back is No?
Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
No, no, no the other guy not David. No, he's
he's not losing his hair. No, no, okay, it was
kind of interesting. You like baked beans?
Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Really do? I eat them?
Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
But I do you like?
Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
You like the bacon in there and sweeten them up
maple syrup, sugar?
Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Yeah, on your hot dog?
Speaker 16 (01:17:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, yes, dunk in the dunk yes, yes,
you know you drink the baked beans even hamburgers. Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah,
make baked beans, make you far?
Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Now I want that for dinner.
Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Was the person that wrote the Beans Beans the musical
Fruit song is getting the proper publishing and royalties.
Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
They're not.
Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
I think you know who wrote it or she is,
like Danny Boy.
Speaker 6 (01:18:04):
I thought it was Francis Scott Keys sophomore hit, is
it he went from Stars?
Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Yes? You thought they'd sing that before.
Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Now it's the thing our national anthem, Beans Beans the musical.
Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
For that was the first sophomore slump Wrider's Block.
Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
Dozens of cooks are gearing up for the World Champions
Squirrel Cookoff set to take place in Arkansas this September.
The competition will take over the Ozark Highlands Nature Center
in Springdale, Arkansas, starting on September thirteen. The Arkansas Game
and Fish Commission said forty cooking teams will take part
(01:18:53):
in the family friendly, free event.
Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
Man, I bet they're going to have all kinds chili, tacos.
Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Oh sure.
Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
The organizer the event, Joe Wilson, said, squirrel is about
as organic and free range as it gets. Anyone who's
cook squirrel knows it's nearly the perfect protein for just
about any cooking style.
Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Okay, there's a lot of meat a squirrel, Well, oh,
you need a.
Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Bushel, wouldn't Yeah, I wouldn't think so, like nine or
ten decent. So do you raise squirrels for meat?
Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Or in this case it sounds like they're free range?
Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
That makes fun of them?
Speaker 7 (01:19:28):
Yeah, I know my backyard. I know any given day,
and how.
Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Do you how do you get them? You don't want
to shoot them because then they be full of buckshot
or whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
Crossbow cooking squirrels isn't wetting your appetite? How about alligator gumbo?
Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Sounds good?
Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Or carp tacos. Oh no, I boy, I've never been
interested in eating carp but never never.
Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
No, you got to know how to how to prepare it.
I thought that was a junk fish.
Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Trash fish. I think people eat it the a g
f C. What's that Arkansas Game and Fish Commissions? Oh okay,
we'll also host the World's World Squirrel shoot Off?
Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
And well they must have a lot of squirrels in Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
How do you get a squirrel to shoot off? Buy
him dinner?
Speaker 6 (01:20:20):
Yeah, yeah, blame some music, then taking to the movies,
and he puts a tiny bucket of popcorn.
Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Squirrels just want to have fun.
Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
You got that work all worked out, do you? I
think I had that written at one point. You want
to play that for us?
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
Do you think squirrels would love popcorn?
Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Have you guys had squirrels? No?
Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
I have, really yeah, yeah, and I really have. My neighbor, Yeah, man,
People forget just exactly how hill Billy I am.
Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Your neighbor cooked squirrel?
Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
He did?
Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
Yeah, Richard on a spit out of there.
Speaker 7 (01:20:55):
No.
Speaker 6 (01:20:55):
He we came over and he had but you were like, no,
it's kind of yeah, just really small strips.
Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
They were fine. They were fine, So I was this
is a cooking competition, it says here, Yeah, I bet
they're gonna have all kinds of quiz. First prize you
get to make out for one hour with your cousin.
Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
Oh well, that'll be nice.
Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Second prize a new car port. Third prize a case
of mountain dew.
Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
We had a Yeah, the last place.
Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
You have to make out with your uncle after her
get to you.
Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
You can you choose uncle aunt or no, no, gotta
go uncle.
Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
It sounds pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
That is that sports?
Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
And never forget at the British Open here's Scottie chef.
Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Chef for party.
Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
That sounds like Josh's machine.
Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
It really does, Tom laughing, It wasn't the British That
sounds like Tom. Yeah, but is that sports? That's the key.
Pl what's coming up? Christy Lee?
Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Coming up? We have when the penis actually stops growing.
We am a Pomeranian fighting off a bear. We have
a lot of space news. Venus, Jupiter and Uranus all
in the news today.
Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
I feel sorry for the bear in that scenarios, Ameranians,
yappy little dogs pieces.
Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Well, we'll find out about all these things when we
return to the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.
Speaker 13 (01:22:33):
Thanks for listening. Portions of the show brought to you
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Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Welcome back to the Bobbin Tom Show.
Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
At the Silac Insurance News Desk, it's Christie Lee, there's
Pat gon l Chick Jess. Hey, there's Josh Arnold's.
Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Running with a pack?
Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
Yeah, Cosby And we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts News Center.
Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Is that right studio?
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Tom? How are you? Are you high?
Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Did you know I'm not.
Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
The one who said rak Okay, I'm not high.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
That threw me? I corrected myself. dB eventually did he
call me dick breath? No? No, But you know I'm
not interesting that you go interesting? You'd go that direction?
Speaker 7 (01:23:40):
Now I'm getting you to insult yourself. I mean, it's
taken me a long time to tray godwin.
Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Themselves.
Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Everybody does.
Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
That is the most nefarious kind of bully. When the
bully can sit back and watch all of his victims.
Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
So we are going to check in with Christy Lee.
She is at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Hi, Christy, Hi,
Tom A bunch of kiss asses.
Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Medical experts out there say the pianist stops growing by
around age thirteen.
Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
I told you, boy, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:24:15):
I don't know if it's like ear tissue or fifteen
where it keeps growing kind of forever.
Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Eighteen is your answer? All right? When most boys finish
high school? Oh bad?
Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
I know you're hoping to be a lake bloomber.
Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
My fingers across, collects Social Security and still be eligible
for another inch.
Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Do you still remember the biggest one you ever saw?
Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Yes, I do, like in person, never forgetting first class.
Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
It was those guy's walking around. I guess it was
stunning neurologist, totally intact and.
Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Just like an elephant's trunk. Unbelieved it was. It was
every bit eleven inches though? What unbelievable?
Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Yeah, you were in an NFL locker?
Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
No nope, nope?
Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
High school?
Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Wow, I'm gonna say sophomore holy ca Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
So I'm sort What is the eighteen is the age?
Gerrologist doctor Jamine Bramhat Hostile Men's Health that most growth
happens during puberty, which we would assume when testosterone surges.
Aftor Amy Pearlman says DNA and hormone exposure during development
largely developed. Determine your adult size. A review found the
(01:25:39):
average erect penis measures five point one inches in length,
with ninety percent of men between three point nine and
six point three inches.
Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Yay, it's greater than it's greater than a curve, Josh
the name of that curve. The curve, of course, average.
Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Girth just under four point seven inches. Whoa flaccid? The
average length is about three and a half. Doctors say
the best way to maintain sexual health is the same
as for overall wellness. Eat well, exercise regular.
Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
I know, mind stop at eighteen it justice.
Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Oh and by the way, physical activity guys can be
just as effective as viagra in improving a rectile function.
Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Yeah, but it's easier just to swallow a pill.
Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Does the aging process affect it? Does it get longer
as you guys get older?
Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
That's the article apparently not. No, balls don't that's a
different topic. Can you be a little bit more medical?
Speaker 11 (01:26:42):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:26:43):
The bulls you're going ads, you know your bait and tackle,
you're satchel.
Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Your sack.
Speaker 19 (01:26:54):
It just feels like it would eventually kind of look uncut,
like if gravity takes effect.
Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
Yeah, and just kind of I thought.
Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Your ears, your nose, and your weening wink never stopped
growing apparently, But this is saying no, this is saying
once you get to a certain age or okay, doesn't
he say anything about her nose and ears? Look look
that up different things. There's a thing called hospital penis, right, Tom,
we know about that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, where it hides up.
Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Yeah, it's scared.
Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Yeah it does. It's called the one.
Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
Hospital penis, which is embarrassing when there are people around
like interns and stuff. And yeah it's a female female
interns at my surgery.
Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Yeah, you want to make it good. Although the good
the good news is you got some of the biggest
last gotten all year.
Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
True.
Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
I was humiliated on.
Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
The other side of the coin. Women, we're not going
to forget you.
Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
I never stopped growing either. My feather and she can
fly like Dumbo.
Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
We're not going to talk about that. Most women, or
more women, rather, are returning to reusable menstrual products as
an alternative to these single use pads into empire, like
the cup then looking cups, the period underwear, menstrual discs. Yeah,
they can be reused for years making them both cost
effective environmentally friendly.
Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
That's part of the comeback of vinyl. What is the
menstrual disk, Well, there's a purity to it. Yeah, it
sounds the warmest, it sounds warmer. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
They're gonna have fun with this name. Women's health expert
doctor Navia Mysore.
Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
My Sore, Did you think if you were a doctor
change that?
Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Yes, says Disposable products remain the most common choice, but
largely due to the fact that the first option many
girls learn to use and most paths, by the way,
primarily made of plastic. I did not know this. Once
in a landfill, they can take up to eight hundred
years to break down.
Speaker 9 (01:28:58):
What what.
Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
You women are really helping ruin the earth? And it's
I wish you would just hold it? How many t
there are no numbers? I find this this more women
are turning into reusable men's. Let me see some numbers.
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
I do know some women, there are a lot of women,
come on, I mean, if they want, if they want
to women, do you know that that are having a cycle,
that you would know what their personal use was?
Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Almost all of my peers, all of us, do you
know what all of us use?
Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
Yes, is that right?
Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
I saw that that trash game. Yes, I saw that
Stanley thing in there.
Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
How do you hold that up?
Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Why can't you? Why can't you flush them?
Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
By the way, I want to know.
Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
I want to know who's using the hot dog buns.
Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Organic recycling.
Speaker 7 (01:29:54):
Not me.
Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
I think just you want to stick with the with
the tampas and all that stuff. Tell me what I
should use because them you listen, just hear me out
on this show is my buddy Josh would say, you're
leaving money on the table when you go to resell these.
Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
Babies on Only Fans.
Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
I just saw an interview when a girl said that's
what she she often gets requested used pack, Yes, and
so she they pay for and then she ships them
million dollar business. Yeah I was I was only joking. Yeah,
so I don't know if they make tea Yeah, what.
Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Like it sound like a maybe like a roar shock thing.
Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
What do I what do you see when you look
at this? You know what I kind of get is
period panties. I think that really makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
What era like Renaissance? Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:30:46):
Yes, yeah, that's there's always that's a ward bait oscar
baits there.
Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Are pros and cons for that as well, because of
the moisture that it holds can cause some issues.
Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
Oh, I can't joke. Well they perfect that.
Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
That seems like a pretty good and they're not very
organic either. They're full of plastics too. Okay, they're not
a bad addition to if you back up in case
you have leakage. Old school.
Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
I've been on this thing called an airplane, and when
you fly over this country, you go, boy, They're sure
there's a lot of space we could fill with you.
Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
What are you doing.
Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
The groundwater? Yeah? Great, well the groundwater out there? Who's
going to notice some squirrel?
Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Well? You know, the truth is, yes, we are killing
our planet planet.
Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
For us being told them? Okay, how dare you live here?
Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Shut?
Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
Can't be punk ruin up? Go throw macaroni and cheese
on the mona, Lisa.
Speaker 13 (01:31:44):
What.
Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
A shower while you're at it?
Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
Maybe sitt in a creek anything something?
Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Well, the cs are all dirty things to you.
Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
I can't So when you wear this cup around, is
it dangling down? No? I wondered that too. I think
it's the cup.
Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
The cup is like a shot glass.
Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
Yeah, yeah, what about gravity? I mean when you.
Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Stay it closes. There is a muscle down there?
Speaker 10 (01:32:15):
Are you?
Speaker 9 (01:32:16):
Do?
Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
You know these are fair questions, don't you ask? No,
don't because he's offering his opinion on what they should
use almost their period.
Speaker 19 (01:32:27):
It's almost like this material. So you squeeze it together
like this, you stick it up and then it opens up.
Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
Naturally, so like a coin person. Yeah kind of Okay,
it really is and it stays up there, and usually I.
Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
Have seen it dive.
Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
There's like a little thing on the end and that
you can pull it out, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
And squeeze it out, and you squeeze it out in
our sink. Oh my god, that doesn't spoil the roe.
I've been using ta instead of a lemon slice. It
really isn't Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
I know you hate a lemon slice, don't you.
Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
I'm so sorry. I you know what we should do
is change the topic. Only there's Chick Magee, Hey, chick,
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Speaker 6 (01:34:10):
I'm just still laughing that one of your main platforms
in life is more landfills.
Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
That's right, I say, go for it. A lot of
land out there. Fill up the grand can fill it up,
filler up, fill her up.
Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Also coming up, we have a dog versus bear. We
have a bizarre story about a fake nurse.
Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
But not just any dog. You need to qualify Pomeranian. Yes, yeah,
the meanest of all dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Though, for like the fifth time in a month, Chuck
e Cheese in the news. This time they had to
call the fire department lesson coming out. Oh good, we
are in the Arally Autoport studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.
Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. I was
going to call Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
A common world time.
Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Grusy Lee at the SILA Insurance news desk was Pat Godwin, Hi,
Jess Hooker's here there, Josh Arnold and.
Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Godwin just like a beating in the green room did
really verbal? I'm chick? What what happened? Pat? From your
point of view?
Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
What happened?
Speaker 15 (01:35:33):
My?
Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
I'm getting my hair cut today and she does my eyebrows.
Speaker 7 (01:35:36):
Courtney's her name. I love Courtney and h It's been
a long time though, on vacation. So my eyebrows are
really getting crazy. And Jason said, hey, you better get
them trimmed up.
Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
You don't. You're a man of my age.
Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
You can't I trim mine up myself.
Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Yours are kind of bresque. Yes, you gotta have I
think they're great too, but I'm also I'm an eyebrown.
Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Yes, very what's your eyebrow situation?
Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
It beats me.
Speaker 6 (01:36:07):
I don't know the may we see? Can you just
tip your hat up a little bit?
Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
Yeah, you have very regular eyebrows. Barely see them?
Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Yeah, Pat pats seem really great all of a sudden
for him when they come out. When it grows out,
you can really walk. No, Hartney does that?
Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Does she wax?
Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
Yes, just a little bit in the middle of my ass?
Have you oh my eyebrows?
Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
Have you asked her to sit on your lap while
she's cutting your hair?
Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Courtney and I are a very very good platonic friend.
Is she chesty?
Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Though?
Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Don't you like when you're getting your hair cut and
he's got nice boobs so they kind of brush against you?
Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Did I see that?
Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
That's there's like a it's you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
There's there's something there's like a comfort the sorry that's
like it comes like to today. It's when somebody what.
Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
You better be careful.
Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Okay, so far you're O for two. Here's your third
chance when you two?
Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
When I there's a comfort thing when a hairdresser's breasts
brush against you more so than a sexual thing. I
think your thoughts. Pat, No, it's always sexual. When a
breast brushes up against I get a boner. Uh yeah,
I'm talking to Phil.
Speaker 19 (01:37:24):
Have you guys ever had a barber that like puts
his his junk on your hand when when he brushes
against the No, no.
Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
But I will not see it. I'm I'm odd I
will not. You know that a man cut my hair?
Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
Oh okay?
Speaker 19 (01:37:37):
Yeah, well a man cut my hair for a while
because I had a short pixie cut even in high school,
and so I went to the town barber and he
was known for rubbin.
Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
It's like you put your hands on the barber chair
and he would kind of rub purpose. I don't know, man,
rest in peace, le masher whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Then I don't know he died.
Speaker 11 (01:38:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
Do you remember the name of your barber because I
do and Jess officely mean when you were a kid,
y Swick Swicks barbershop. Oh s w I c k
last name? You think old Switch. I do remember the
name of the barber shop. Okay, fran Antonio's no kidding, Yes,
I like Itonio. It sounds like a dragon that was
one that was the last thing. Oh okay, mister fran Antonio. Absolutely,
(01:38:24):
oh okay, yeah, uh did he have a spittoon? No,
but they did have that array of hair tonic that
looked like a looked like a contemporary bourbon bar barberside,
like eighty different hair products. And then they had the
blue mouth washing and stuff full of combs.
Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
The number.
Speaker 19 (01:38:43):
Did they have the big poster with all the cuts
and the like, Yeah, yeah, kind of like the one
you see and Andy Griffiths.
Speaker 6 (01:38:51):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, that happened to me. I sat down,
I go off the twenty one. They brought me broccoli
and beef is very very odd.
Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Okay, now that was so easy to not laugh at. Well,
speaking of which, coming up, comedian Bob Zany will be
our guest.
Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
See what I did there. I hope he's that was
just me. He deserves it.
Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
He deserved it. I lost my place here, but you
will be talking about it. I'm looking forward to you
want today in history? Okay, I'm ready to go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
What are you going.
Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
In history? August twelve? In history today? Do some birthdays?
Happy birthday, Erwin Schrodinger. This is the cat. The cat thing,
and I've never had enough focus to figure.
Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
Out it's alive and at at the same time.
Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Yeah, you don't truly know until you open the box.
Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Brilliant.
Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Possibly the worst Broadway show ever Schrodinger's Cats, Yes said
you barely hear them singing?
Speaker 10 (01:40:03):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Nineteen twenty nine. The Great Buck Owens on the The buccarooge.
Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
Oh, Gode Loo.
Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
At Bakersfield Sound that's right now. I've always had trouble
pronouncing this name, but I think I've got it down now.
Terrific actor, the late John Kazzal kaz This says it's
Kazal rhymes with pal. Well, yeah, they're wrong. Oh well,
(01:40:39):
let's call Merrill.
Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Oh he's the guy. He's most famous, Fredo in The Godfather. No,
he's most famous for every movie he was in. He
was in, was nominated for Best is any the one that.
Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
Was engaged in Meryl Street. Yeah, for a long time.
Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
They had to rush his scenes in The Deer Hunter
because he was so sick. But great, it's just a
great actor. The Conversation, The Deer Hunter, Dog Day Afternoon,
The Godfather's Part one and two, Every movie, terrific Boom.
But yeah, this says it's pronounced Kazal went out on
I was I didn't know if it was Kazzali or
kazl or in any event. Oddly it's fran Antonio. Oh,
(01:41:17):
that would be doing Let's continue with pronouncing things incorrectly.
Mark Kannoffler, Mark Knaufler of the great band Dire Straights.
Terrific guy, great guitar player, really nice guy.
Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
He did a thing that I thought was super cool.
He did a meet and greet instead of just shaking
hands and saying I pulled up a stool and said
I'm just going to play a couple of songs and
had the curtain close and play. So he oh, okay,
So he would shake hands a small group of people.
That sounds I'd rather play a song show.
Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
I won't have to talk to any of listen.
Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Uh and Josh in the mouth hanging on getting into
his pocket. Okay, I got twenty dollars. Yeah, happy birthday,
Anthony Ray Anthony ray Tony.
Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
I don't know who Anthony Ray is.
Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
Twenty dollars.
Speaker 6 (01:42:11):
I wish I knew I would have do take you
stump me, take a guess, No, because I would do.
Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
It's Vin Diesel's real name, No, Sir mix a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
Famous for.
Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
He mixed a lot, so he was famous for mixing.
Baby's got back.
Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
Big, I like big butts, and I cannot lie? Sure,
I can I tell a lie? And then people have
never heard of this?
Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
Move on?
Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
How about no no, no go back, because.
Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
We all I've never heard of We've always heard.
Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Of all these people that you added out nineteen ninety two.
Kara Della Vingi Kara Delevine.
Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
She's a famous model actress.
Speaker 6 (01:42:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well cookie there while she's got some eyebrows,
yeah yeah, I'm known for them.
Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
He's got like one. I like her too, yeah, uh
and his oric events. Eighteen eighty seven, Thomas Edison completed
the first phonograph, who do you steal that from?
Speaker 8 (01:43:07):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:43:08):
You and your protestline Nicola, let me tell you love
that man?
Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
Was a.
Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Uh A vinyl apparently the first first vinyl album. Henry
Ford builds the first Model T in nineteen oh eight. Yeah,
Henry Ford, that's what it says here.
Speaker 16 (01:43:28):
What do you was?
Speaker 7 (01:43:29):
Why was it Model eight A if it was the
first one, whether it may have might have, this was
the first Model T A Through making ess sense t
R p q R.
Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
This is this is a really good one. The Wizard
of Oz premiered in nineteen thirty nine in Econo Oac, Wisconsin.
It was not the first where it was filmed. Film
adaptation of the Wizard of Oz. Really, there was an
early there's an earlier one. And if you look at
like stills and stuff from it, it's bananas. Yeah, I don't.
(01:44:03):
I think I think it was.
Speaker 5 (01:44:05):
Have you seen the outtakes for the song they didn't use.
It's called the Jitterbug or something? Yes, I have seen
some real bad yea.
Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
And the giant screen version at the Sphere in Las
Vegas opening soon.
Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
That should wow cool.
Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
I'd love to see that. A friend of mine's going
to see it so we can get a we'll get
a full report. Really, yeah, did you see.
Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
It when it came out in theaters the first time?
Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
You know you're the premire you?
Speaker 5 (01:44:42):
It was you, Gloria Swanson, Vincent Minelli and Judy Yeah,
double dated.
Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
I'm ready for my close up. Smooch Tom Glorious. Well,
and we move on now, and we turned back to
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk. If you're
just joining us, Hello, we are in the Aralioto Park Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show, What you got?
Speaker 3 (01:45:07):
A century's old tradition from India could offer a surprising
new therapy for sleep apnea. Oh check this out. Researchers
found folks with moderate obstructive sleep apnea who practice chunk
or conk shell blowing flecked better, felt more alert, and
(01:45:29):
have fewer nighttime breathing interruptions. The study leader, doctor Krishna K. Sharma,
says the traditional yogic breathing exercise may strengthen the throat
and soft palate muscles, which often collapse during sleep in
apnea patients.
Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
That's that guy, did you?
Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:45:46):
I wanted to give him a hug, but they said,
don't squeeze the sharma.
Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
Pladies and gentlemen. And now from the Bob and Tom Show,
it's the conk blowing group. It's like a traffic jam. Yeah, good,
damn out of.
Speaker 3 (01:46:10):
The way, learn and drive. What is that conk blowing?
Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Its conk blowing?
Speaker 9 (01:46:19):
What boy?
Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
That guy's intolerant?
Speaker 10 (01:46:26):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
What is the occasion for that.
Speaker 3 (01:46:30):
Audio?
Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
Is it some kind of religious thing? We're just that good.
It does sound like a traffic jam.
Speaker 3 (01:46:38):
Yeah, okay, it strained my ears. It It never sounds
like that when I blow a conk?
Speaker 11 (01:46:43):
No, what.
Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Conk will you behave yourself over?
Speaker 3 (01:46:49):
The technique involves a deep breath than a forceful, sustained
tightly pursed lips.
Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
Holl down, What do I have to do?
Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
First? You have to take a deep breath, forceful, sustained
exhil through lightly pursed lips, creating stock strong vibrations of
the airflow resistance.
Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
This is ridiculous?
Speaker 15 (01:47:06):
Is this?
Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
Scientists say the low cost practice may help reduce symptoms
without medication or machines pass.
Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
How does that help sleep out?
Speaker 3 (01:47:15):
Because watch Tom strengthens the throat and soft palate muscles,
which collapse often people.
Speaker 7 (01:47:23):
That has also you'll be sleeping alone because honey, I
don't don't fall asleep, and I've got to blow my conk.
The neighbors are getting upset every night at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 5 (01:47:35):
Here's more, here's more conk for Tom.
Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
Is that Jimmy Buffett song?
Speaker 3 (01:47:44):
Yeah, it's fins. They loved it.
Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
Oh yeah, one more time. But we had a bullets culture.
Oh that's if that is an alcohol infused I would
so it's a Jimmy Buffett thing. Okay, lot better than
the original. I don't know. Now we were discussing feminine
(01:48:08):
hygiene earlier, and then if we were just trying to
teach the ladies about how it works, tell us what
we were man'splaining it, as they say. And then because
we had a new story, Christie that claims.
Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
That more women are using synthetic cups or other reusable
devices rather than pads.
Speaker 6 (01:48:25):
And why is the term man's plaining negative? You want
to explain to you correctly or not.
Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
But this article has no numbers, no proof that the
more women are in fact using this stuff. That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
It doesn't say number.
Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
It went from six percent to seven percent. Yeah, that's
or point seven percent.
Speaker 19 (01:48:46):
If you walk down a feminine hygiene aisle right now,
there are a lot of reusable options, which would tell
you that.
Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
I love that they're out there. People should have women
particularly should have a choice. You how, I do believe
we should be taxing the hell out of these problems. Tom,
Have you had to do that going on your own
pick up some fat products? I went one day, I
went to three different places trying to find that one brand.
Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
That's did she send you a picture before you left
so you know exactly what you were looking for.
Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
No, but halfway through I her a picture.
Speaker 6 (01:49:18):
Yeah good, there's no shame in it. I'm happy to
do it.
Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
I'm not I'm not going to give the name of
them because I may have to go get them again.
Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
Okay, do you know the name of them? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:49:27):
Okay, why won't you give the Are you afraid somebody's
gonna go buy them?
Speaker 3 (01:49:30):
Damn? Right?
Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
What if I get that one? If I get that
phone call today, Well, the stores are unought of them.
That's the definition of illusions of brandt some walking by
me in an alley going the gravitational. When we come back,
we have a tribute, one of the rare tributes that
(01:49:52):
I think ladies actually like, because women, women, girls, women
don't like jokes about and then but yeah, there's a
song that a lot of women seem to like about
feminine hygiene from todd Yahan. So we'll be getting to that.
Oh yeah, the Real panty Dropper.
Speaker 3 (01:50:09):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
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That's nice.
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Coming up.
Speaker 5 (01:52:06):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the Silent Insurance News desk, it's Christie Lee.
Speaker 1 (01:52:14):
Hello, Chick. Hello. Indeed, there's Pat Godwin. Hi, Chick.
Speaker 5 (01:52:18):
There's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Josh Arnold. There, he's Cosby.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hi, Tom, Hey, Chick,
just reading about the Yeah, yeah, anything but paying attention
to revolution. And I won't be televised.
Speaker 19 (01:52:36):
I know that.
Speaker 3 (01:52:37):
Uh menstrul treatment.
Speaker 6 (01:52:41):
Oh don't be upseid Christy whatever, well, whatever women need
to do, that's what I say.
Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
God he is for this brand. Is good to use
ten of these you get a free burrito? Is that anyway?
The Associated Press reports that more women are turning to
reusable menstrual products. There are no numbers in this study,
(01:53:09):
but it's interesting. But it leads to this song. This
is one of the best ones from good Front of
the show.
Speaker 5 (01:53:16):
Oh you know and todd Yhon he's doing great stuff
on guitar and songs and his voice and his guitar playing.
Speaker 1 (01:53:22):
It's just amazing. But I think the ladies kind of
like this one. It's about all those products out there
at the store.
Speaker 12 (01:53:31):
And I was watching TV with my buddy's TV when
we saw the strange is thing. It was so compelling.
A woman was selling Maxi pads that had wings. I
turned the channel three and what did I see? A
woman who looked real rich. She was living on the
(01:53:54):
hill and pitching Badger sil for the special femineis. I
tried once more and I turned the channel four, and
I was shocked. I must confess. A gal who's chunky
said when she smelled and funky, she just squirts it
with fd S. Well, it's on every stage. Say it's
(01:54:19):
plugging up the nation. With heaven and hygieen heads, juice
is an ointments and obg apointments, and don't forget your.
Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
Maxi pads because they have wings to fly. Let's give
it a try.
Speaker 12 (01:54:37):
It's them in hygiene well, Ma, mama and a daughter
walking by the water. Somebody don't feel fresh, I'm hones
stats seved and put her back in heaven across the yeast.
Speaker 2 (01:54:52):
Really made a mess.
Speaker 12 (01:54:56):
Age debutante looking for a lubri can't they still can
here the voice Mama done told her when a woman
gets old at the muffin downstairs, don't stay moist.
Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
Well it's on every station.
Speaker 12 (01:55:13):
And oversaturation of feminine hygiene dans creams and lotions and
all her emotions and all the water she retains. It's
so insane this game. There's too many names for feminine hygiens.
(01:55:35):
Why do we have to view all that stuff girls
go through?
Speaker 3 (01:55:42):
It's really got much to me greeling.
Speaker 12 (01:55:49):
Let's give those ads we see ahtrectomy only.
Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
Make them more ape costing on every station.
Speaker 12 (01:56:04):
And over cturbation of feminine ygiene as deuices and oinpins
and obg avoid bench creams and lotions and all her
emotions summer's even Mason Dyllan, if you witch, you tried
to sell code text, tampax, Guyanna Corton, Yee decks, nor forms.
Speaker 1 (01:56:23):
Pampriend, feminine, can.
Speaker 12 (01:56:25):
Requence, boat, trim mine all for when you're suicidal, Moba staff, fence, data,
pluck for this, a.
Speaker 1 (01:56:31):
Pet for that.
Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
The list goes on and on. It's so innsane tov,
it's on by TV. It's feminine hygiene.
Speaker 18 (01:56:45):
It's on by TV.
Speaker 2 (01:56:47):
It's feminine hygiene.
Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
God y'all along with the Bob and Tom bands and
orchestra in the classics on feminine hygiene.
Speaker 3 (01:56:57):
Large scale digital cohort study published in twenty two twenty
five shows menstrual cups in the United States used by
approximately eighteen percent of women. Period underwear used by around
twenty percent.
Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
Okay, those, that's higher numbers than I thought. In what
period is it again? The Renaissance?
Speaker 3 (01:57:12):
What the red period?
Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
What is period underwears?
Speaker 3 (01:57:16):
Like an period underwears like, yes, it's got an absorbent cross.
Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
Oh, it's a period piece, like a period piece movie,
like like a like a panel like the twenties. You know,
the air of the Flappers.
Speaker 3 (01:57:26):
Try to have a conversation is a panel.
Speaker 1 (01:57:29):
Yeah you got if you got a flapper down there, Jesus, Yeah,
tie that thing down. I thought period underwear was underwear
you didn't care about.
Speaker 12 (01:57:38):
It used to be.
Speaker 3 (01:57:40):
I mean, I guess that there's panties yeaheah that now
they have so that if you have an accident, if
you will, you don't ruin your underwear.
Speaker 1 (01:57:48):
At Yeah, although it sounds to me like you can
make good money with it too, not only fans.
Speaker 3 (01:57:54):
That's insane. Well, that's really something leaving money on the table.
Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
It's the truth. We have a Christy Lee right there
to you have any other news for us at the
SILAC Insurance News desk obvious. Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:58:05):
In West Vancouver, Canada, a six pound Pomeranian named Scout
is being celebrated as a hero after chasing a black
bear out of his home. Scout's owner was a good greg,
(01:58:26):
Miss Kayla Kleine, says she left the door open to
pull the house when the bear wandered inside. Security video
shows the animal sniffing around, even sampling Scout's breakfast, before
the feisty little dog came charging in, barking and forcing
the bear to retreat. Yes. Cline said she couldn't be
prouder calling scout brave and full of personality or just stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
You know the old joke about a bear wife? Why know? Okay? Good? Why? Why?
Speaker 3 (01:59:04):
And a passenger in Austria is lucky to be alive
after clinging to the outside of a high speed train.
What The twenty four year old Algerian man briefly stepped
off a rail jet train for a cigarette When it
began to leave the station. He jumped into the space
between two carriages and held on as the train accelerated hikes.
Rail jet trains can reach speeds of up to one
(01:59:26):
hundred and forty three miles per hour.
Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
Is tom cruise?
Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
Yeah, it's not clear how fast that the train was
traveling at the time it made an emergency stop. The
man was brought safely on board before being handed over
to police when it reached Vienna's meddling station.
Speaker 1 (01:59:42):
So they don't have a smoking car anymore.
Speaker 6 (01:59:45):
You would have gotten away with it too, if it
weren't for that meddling.
Speaker 3 (01:59:47):
Station always sticking their nose.
Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
Yes, you think he asked for a comb you know
on camp? Well, at least he got the smoke in there.
Speaker 3 (02:00:05):
You go like trains, you.
Speaker 1 (02:00:08):
Know I want Yeah, I don't take trains nearly. I know, Yeah,
I'd love to do. That really is something cool. I
guess there's one you can take across Canada. It's supposed
to be great, gorgeous. Yeah, I guess I sure would
like to do.
Speaker 3 (02:00:19):
It's Henry Phillips is a big train guy and his
wife like to travel vacation via train.
Speaker 5 (02:00:26):
That's still is not real that he's married. He's married,
I know Henry Phillips's wife.
Speaker 1 (02:00:31):
Nope, yeah, yeah, that doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (02:00:34):
Yeah, it's just not track. Firefighters in Burbank had to
free a woman who got stuck inside a Chuck E
Cheese game.
Speaker 5 (02:00:42):
Well, but first they had to hand out treatments of
their movie scripts.
Speaker 3 (02:00:48):
Video posted online shows are trapped in a snow day
machine while emergency crews work to get her out.
Speaker 11 (02:00:53):
What that is?
Speaker 1 (02:00:55):
It's I've seen it. It's a uh, you're kind of
like a a sort of like a booth you go
inside basically snowballs.
Speaker 3 (02:01:03):
The into a target to win tickets and prizes.
Speaker 1 (02:01:06):
They start raining all over you. You've got to you've
got to get the balls and put them in. These
two what's fun?
Speaker 3 (02:01:11):
Remember they had those, they had money that would shoot out.
You had to grab them blowing around. Yeah, Chuckie Cheese
spokesperson told People magazine the young adult had been playing
the game designed for and stuck her arm into an
opening not meant for hands or arms.
Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
Don't fist the machines, please earlier not to do it.
To Chuck e we're now asking you to do although
the guy in the organ digs it.
Speaker 5 (02:01:41):
I think you and I are pretty open minded, don't
you think, Josh?
Speaker 1 (02:01:44):
I think so. I don't think I could even entertain
the thought of a fist. You know, we were talking
about that something. I blame myself. I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:01:54):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:01:54):
I don't think that's even on the table. It seems
over the top.
Speaker 5 (02:01:59):
Hey, how would you like me to make you a
hand puppet later? All right, that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Right, Oh, look at the time, have you ever thought
of a time?
Speaker 3 (02:02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:02:09):
No, no, I have never entertained that. Really we are
moving we're more moving forward. I understand how this show. Okay,
Bob's any will be our guest. Looking forward to talking
to Bob. Can we act like when he calls we're
not here? Briefly, we are in the Oreli Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Speaker 13 (02:02:29):
Hey, thanks for listening this morning. You got something to say,
send us an email. Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.
Speaker 1 (02:02:41):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
Speaker 5 (02:02:43):
There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News desk, Pat Godwain, Hie,
There's Jess Hooker.
Speaker 6 (02:02:49):
Hi, Hello, Josh Arnold. Just that you have a bit
of a Velma dinkly look today.
Speaker 1 (02:02:54):
Yeah, yeah, it is, yeah, very much so with that
particular haircut on those glasses.
Speaker 3 (02:03:00):
Color a lot, Yeah, Cosby.
Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
Scooby do like.
Speaker 7 (02:03:07):
Slightly more feminine, slightly That's okay, No, no, I mean
Velma is very butch I.
Speaker 18 (02:03:15):
Get that a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:03:16):
I just I got an email from a listener that
was hitting on me.
Speaker 18 (02:03:19):
Female like.
Speaker 3 (02:03:22):
Yeah like it?
Speaker 1 (02:03:24):
Oh sorry, we I think, are we I'm stalling here?
Do we have the signal we need? Okay, there we go,
There we go. Comedian Bob Zany has joined us. I
like that your your are you? You have a fan
in front of you that there looks like your your
shirt is blowing in the wind.
Speaker 11 (02:03:42):
It's just probably my ego.
Speaker 1 (02:03:46):
Okay, Well, now, Bob Zany has joined us a Bob Zany,
veteran stand up comedian. He's got the comedy talk show Zany,
and you'll find him at the Delirious Comedy Club Tuesdays
and downtown on Las Vegas.
Speaker 15 (02:04:02):
Yep, that's right on Fremont Street where all the action happens.
We're right across the street from the Heart Attack Cafe.
If you're weigh over.
Speaker 11 (02:04:09):
Three hundred and fifty pounds, there you get a free meal.
I hit three forty nine.
Speaker 3 (02:04:17):
That was a math joke.
Speaker 11 (02:04:19):
That was a math joke.
Speaker 1 (02:04:20):
Thank you, chick.
Speaker 11 (02:04:21):
I did not hit three forty nine way down. So anyway,
enough about it.
Speaker 1 (02:04:25):
Speaking of Vegas, here, look you look, you're going to
be at the Mick Foley Roast coming up Monday, August
eighteenth at the ap Plaza Hotel in downtown Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (02:04:34):
That's awesome.
Speaker 11 (02:04:34):
Yeah, yes, it's just down the street from Zany the
talk show.
Speaker 15 (02:04:39):
I am the roast master, so I'm going to be
keeping the comedians and all these legendary wrestlers in line.
Along with Shake the Snake. Roberts is going to be there.
The Cuban assassin. I hope we can get his paperwork done.
Speaker 11 (02:04:51):
But it's gonna be a pig show. Yeah, we're gonna
have a couple of ice agents just in case the
Cuban assassin gets out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:04:58):
Started. Yeah, he's if he was a member of the
a Fair Play for Cuba Committee, Yes he was. Excuse me,
do I at least get that acknowledgment from Shick McGan? No, no, no,
you don't. It's a Lee Oswald joke. Okay, sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm back to you, Bob Zany in Las Vegas.
Speaker 15 (02:05:15):
No, I don't have any Oswald jokes, but I'm very
excited to be here on the with the cast of
Scooby Duke Thelma.
Speaker 11 (02:05:20):
You look fantastic to me.
Speaker 15 (02:05:22):
That really isn't I'm going to send you an email. Yeah,
it really is amazing. She keeps changing. Yeah, she's she's
like a chameleon of of of comedy. And Pat is
your dry Bar special? Is it done and going to
be coming out soon?
Speaker 3 (02:05:38):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:05:38):
You know how long it takes them to edit, Bob,
it's going to be out at the end of the
year now.
Speaker 11 (02:05:41):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Well when you get it, I want
to get the word out.
Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
I thank you with it.
Speaker 15 (02:05:46):
Pat, It's a it's a tough it's a tough haul.
You just had to keep reminding people of it. You know,
mine has got to over forty million views across all
social media platforms now so it hit nine million on
YouTube alone about two months ago.
Speaker 1 (02:05:58):
That's very nice and all deserved. It's it's funny as
hell about it.
Speaker 11 (02:06:03):
Has its moments, Josh, and I know how hard it
is for you to give a compliment, So thank you.
It's really all about you. Is Ace freely.
Speaker 1 (02:06:17):
Always a joy?
Speaker 3 (02:06:19):
Thomas.
Speaker 15 (02:06:19):
You look great a really great way, and you know
that I've had no struggles over the years with it.
Speaker 1 (02:06:25):
So it's I look at you and think, anyway, what
am I working on?
Speaker 3 (02:06:33):
Whatever? A you look.
Speaker 11 (02:06:36):
I love this shot because I saw as sitting at
the board going is it this button? Anyway? You look great.
You're doing a great job as and I hope it
works out. The practicing I got Monday night, I got
the big grows. I got to go after everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
It's amazing. Have you written your jokes? Have you written
your jokes for these guys?
Speaker 11 (02:06:56):
I've written. I've written some of my jokes, but a
lot of them are in the moment. Tom. I have
to playoff of these people.
Speaker 15 (02:07:01):
I did a roast for the Jiggilows on Showtime and
one of the guys was so bad that after he
was done, I went up and said thank you for
the sound check. But that came out of the moment,
you see. It's about the moment when you're doing a roast.
And this any talk show is really doing great. We've
got some great guests coming up, Jimmy, JJ, Walker, Clinton,
(02:07:23):
Kelly Holmes, the Darlings of Las Vegas.
Speaker 11 (02:07:27):
We just had Matt King on with us.
Speaker 15 (02:07:29):
He was in there, Alonzo Bowden, Bill's Wire from battle Bots.
We went down and saw the Battlebout show Aaron and
I and it's a great show. So a lot of
great We're getting to the whole Vegas field with this,
and Frank Nikottaro is my sidekick and Keith Lyle is
my producer, and we're doing the Tonight show basically but
with my my spin on things. Huh, awesome fun, It's
(02:07:51):
very awesome. And you know what was that I look
forward to being a guest, Bob.
Speaker 11 (02:07:57):
I'm sorry, I can't hear you do Liday.
Speaker 7 (02:08:00):
They work in the Rex aug of course, and that's
that's Tuesday evenings in downtown Las Vegas at the Delirious
Comedy Club.
Speaker 1 (02:08:08):
It's your residency. Now, that's great.
Speaker 11 (02:08:10):
I have a residency. Yeah, it's very exciting.
Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
Do you have a show tonight? Do you have a
show tonight?
Speaker 15 (02:08:15):
We have a show tonight. Jimmy had to reschedule. You know,
Jimmy Walker. He got a movie with Louf Frigno. They're
on the set in Tulsa, and he keeps sending me
photos because he can't be there tonight, but filling in
for Jimmy, We're very excited.
Speaker 11 (02:08:28):
We got John Campanero.
Speaker 1 (02:08:30):
John's going to be oh wow, headed up.
Speaker 15 (02:08:34):
If you're headed out to Vegas, come out and check
out the show on Tuesday. We are getting some Bob
and Tom fans there, so that's very exciting. People come
out and because they saw that I was there, and
then they would ask me questions like is Jessica going
through a change.
Speaker 11 (02:08:49):
But the point is.
Speaker 15 (02:08:53):
Something happened with jess You know I love you. You
know that, right, We've known each other for so many years.
She calls me Pops, I call her Winny and then
I never call Let's do a data report.
Speaker 1 (02:09:06):
But before we do, Bob, I want to give you a.
I'm going to try to squeeze a compliment in here.
I was in an event over the weekend and a
guy came up to me and he goes, you got
me in trouble, And I said what happened? And he goes, well,
we were doing the family gift opening thing at Christmas,
and uh, he said, my father is kind of a
straight dude, and I had given him a eat Salmon
(02:09:28):
the other pink meat t shirt in front of all the.
Speaker 3 (02:09:30):
Kids and he was furious. So, uh you did.
Speaker 1 (02:09:34):
You did some good work there, Bob. Now are you
are you so I do that has? Are those shirts
now considered retro? Are they making a big comeback?
Speaker 15 (02:09:42):
They are actually making a big comeback along with Wake
Me for Your Horny very popular and also and of course,
my real name is Big Dick McGee, no relation to
Chick Chick.
Speaker 11 (02:09:53):
And I've had this discussion right check.
Speaker 1 (02:09:55):
Yeah, yeah, we've had that. He's still dime for every shirt.
Forensicus going over the well, we have to get to
the Zanni report, Bob, so fire away.
Speaker 15 (02:10:06):
Well, first up, you guys, the State Department has shut
down their misinformation and Disinformation office, though this can't be confirmed.
Speaker 11 (02:10:13):
And may not be true.
Speaker 15 (02:10:17):
One out of five Americans are not speaking to their
family member because of their politics. The other four out
of five aren't speaking to them because their family. Singer
Nancy Sinatra, you know, since the last time we spoke,
she turned eighty five years old, and she's updating her
hit song to These boots are made for a walker,
(02:10:44):
Las Vegas right here, Las Vegas, my adopted hometown. A
woman from Iowa has been arrested for shooting a man
on the strip because he didn't like a joke he told,
don't worry, I'll be okay.
Speaker 11 (02:10:58):
Now police have released only the shooters first name, Karen.
Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:11:05):
That's all you need to know.
Speaker 11 (02:11:07):
Dale Moni Foods.
Speaker 1 (02:11:08):
I know you're a big fan.
Speaker 15 (02:11:09):
Josh, best known for their canned vegetables, Yes, has filed
for bankruptcy. They filed for bankruptcy. Their chief competitor, Green Giant, said,
ho ho.
Speaker 3 (02:11:18):
Ho, I visited the Green Giant. Do you remember that, Bob?
Speaker 11 (02:11:26):
That's right?
Speaker 10 (02:11:27):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (02:11:27):
P are you somewhere? There's a big statue of the
Green Giant?
Speaker 11 (02:11:31):
Oh somewhere? And then you said, can you go away? Bob?
Speaker 1 (02:11:35):
I want to be alone with it?
Speaker 11 (02:11:38):
You remember that, Christy and again in sone of my business.
Speaker 1 (02:11:41):
You know, you do what you got to do to
get through a day.
Speaker 15 (02:11:43):
I say, man, okay, let's go back in time and
revisit a pass any report jokes.
Speaker 1 (02:11:49):
Tom, you love this.
Speaker 11 (02:11:50):
This is where I have to go back in time.
Speaker 1 (02:11:53):
Do you have the sound effect?
Speaker 3 (02:11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (02:11:55):
Ready, yeah, I feel like I s she Okay, it
looked like it hit you.
Speaker 1 (02:12:02):
You look, I'm going back in time.
Speaker 15 (02:12:04):
April seventeenth. We did It's April seventeenth, twenty sixteen dayline,
pomp Beach, Florida. Okay, a woman was arrested for running
her car over her boyfriend at a topless bar. Here's
the weird part. She was driving a convertible. Okay, maybe
that joke needs to stay back.
Speaker 10 (02:12:22):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (02:12:23):
Oh no, no, I had you off very much. They're
both topples.
Speaker 3 (02:12:26):
You see.
Speaker 1 (02:12:26):
Well, Thank you once again. Bob Zany live appearance Bob
Zanny's Saturday, September sixth, Beltera Casino in Florence, Indiana, part
of a special show once again Saturday evening September sixth,
and It'll be Bob Zany and a bunch of other dudes,
et cetera, et cetera. I don't have the complete list,
but we'll get to it before.
Speaker 6 (02:12:47):
Bob, what do you do You have this roast coming
up in Vegas of Mick Foley. There're gonna be all
these wrestlers there. What do you do about Hulk Hogan?
Speaker 3 (02:12:56):
Is it off? Boy?
Speaker 1 (02:12:59):
What do you think?
Speaker 15 (02:12:59):
Well, you know this is this is part of the
Cauliflower Alley Club. It's all the wrestlers. They have this
club and they have their convention.
Speaker 11 (02:13:06):
There, so I believe they're going to be doing a tribute.
I'm gonna obviously, I'm not going to be doing any
jokes about that.
Speaker 1 (02:13:12):
Okay, Yeah, that's off the off.
Speaker 15 (02:13:14):
Yeah, you know, I do have some decorum, Josh. I
learned that from on the set of The Donnie Baker Pilot.
You and I did in the way you just you
and a stripper.
Speaker 11 (02:13:24):
My god, it was just amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:13:28):
It is all true.
Speaker 11 (02:13:30):
Josh and I we all, you know, Jess and Chick
and I did the Jerry Lewis Telephone together.
Speaker 15 (02:13:34):
We've got that TV together. Of course, Christy and I
have done TV shows together. I mean, my god, it's
the only one I haven't worked with.
Speaker 11 (02:13:41):
In that room. Pat Godwin of course, I don't know,
but everyone else in that room.
Speaker 15 (02:13:47):
I'm waiting to do the Ace Cosby story and I
just want to I just want to walk and go.
Speaker 11 (02:13:53):
Yeah, it looks great, Ace, you really do. It's time
for a new sweatshirt though.
Speaker 1 (02:13:58):
Okay, thank you, bob Z. Check him out tonight at
the Delirious Comedy Club Vegas Downtown for his residency in
his comedy talk. So thank you, Bob.
Speaker 11 (02:14:11):
Uh and thank you very much to thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:14:13):
Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (02:14:16):
Doesn't that feel good?
Speaker 13 (02:14:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:14:19):
Hanging up on there you go and get it with
his own medicine. Click uh. Coming up, we'll talk more
news with Christy Lee. But right now you've been hearing
about the annuities from the annuities expert at the Silac
Insurance Company. And we're gonna do a little quiz right
now here in the Bob and Tom program.
Speaker 3 (02:14:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:14:37):
It's the McGee three we ask We asked Chick Wigee
three questions related to the Silac Insurance Company based on
the the f a Q the frequently asked questions that
they get. Question number one, according to this is a
dear chick, I want to browse and read about all
the Silac insurance annuity choices. What is the SILAC address
for the Silac website.
Speaker 5 (02:14:58):
The Silac address for the silent website is silacis dot com.
That's si lac i ns dot com.
Speaker 1 (02:15:09):
Very good, you got that on red. Question two. I
love the idea of getting a twenty percent bonus by
going from a four to h one K to a
Silac annuity. Information about that that twenty percent bonus? Where
do I get that info?
Speaker 5 (02:15:22):
What's that phone number for that? It's real easy. Just
dial pound two five zero on your cell and say
bonus twenty. That number again, call pound two fifty and
then just say bonus twenty.
Speaker 1 (02:15:36):
That is correct. Thank you very much. Now this last one,
dear mister McGhee, would it be too much to ask
if you could read the Silac disclaimer. Actually, yes it is.
Here's Christy.
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Speaker 1 (02:16:04):
Well, thank you very much, Christy Lee Thank you very much,
Chick McGee, and thank you to the Silac Insurance Company.
We're going to return to the SILAC Insurance News desk
with Christy Lee and find out about meteor showers, uranus
and fake fake nurse out there.
Speaker 3 (02:16:20):
Oh nurse.
Speaker 1 (02:16:21):
These are the Ailey Autopart Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.
Speaker 5 (02:16:29):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobba Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News deaz. There's Pat Godwin, Hello,
Josh Arnold, hy Ace, Cosby Helop. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick and Tom. We have a
special guest in the studio.
Speaker 1 (02:16:45):
It's time for a treat YEP. I understand someone is
bringing me a milkshake as we speak. That's right. I'm
looking forward to that because a green one. We're talking
about fair food ladies and gentlemen. All over the country.
People enjoy special specialty items during county fair estate fairs,
et cetera, et cetera. And we're going to be speaking
with Jenny Purcell. She is an expert on the milkshakes.
Speaker 3 (02:17:07):
Is that correct?
Speaker 18 (02:17:08):
That's right, expert on milkshakes and all things grilled cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:17:10):
Okay, now I'm being a milkshake. Apparently this is a
milkshake and nice.
Speaker 3 (02:17:22):
This is the this is the tea you asked for.
Speaker 1 (02:17:24):
I know I said I had a milkshake, milkshaker, milk.
Speaker 6 (02:17:30):
I just had half of a key Lime pie milkshake.
And the only reason I only had half because we
had to come back on the air. But it is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:17:38):
Was it mine? I did?
Speaker 3 (02:17:40):
I did have a tea on it.
Speaker 1 (02:17:41):
Yeah, you'll notice I'm putting some half and half in
my tea. I saw that the American Daius. I would
do this even if you weren't here.
Speaker 18 (02:17:49):
I know you're a big fan of dairy. We love that.
Speaker 1 (02:17:52):
I'm a big dairy guy. Indeed, I like real milk.
Here comes my milkshake. There we go.
Speaker 18 (02:18:03):
We might put you to work at the dairy bar.
Speaker 1 (02:18:05):
The first day, the first day the fair was open,
I was there and I had one of these guys.
This is you're not a fan of the key lime
I don't care for key lime pie.
Speaker 5 (02:18:15):
I don't know who picked this year's flavor, but chocolate, vanilla, strawberry,
those are flavors.
Speaker 1 (02:18:21):
What other flavors you have? Peanut, butter.
Speaker 18 (02:18:23):
That's it. Just that's it.
Speaker 14 (02:18:24):
We always keep the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry and then
something new and wonderful.
Speaker 18 (02:18:28):
And the new and wonderful this year is the key.
Speaker 3 (02:18:30):
It is amazing.
Speaker 6 (02:18:32):
Is there a committee that decides what eat what the
new flavor is?
Speaker 18 (02:18:34):
Actually it is so our team.
Speaker 14 (02:18:36):
We have a team of eight and then we have
Prairie Farms is the provider of all the milk chicks,
and we test out different flavors.
Speaker 18 (02:18:42):
So we had different we had like a dreamsickle. We're
trying to the true so that was one.
Speaker 1 (02:18:51):
Cinnamon and your sugar. There.
Speaker 6 (02:18:52):
You know, I am very loyal, a brand loyal with
many things. Yes, the only cottage cheese I will eat
is Prairie Farms.
Speaker 18 (02:19:00):
We have cottage cheese at the dairy bar too. I
am proteins.
Speaker 1 (02:19:06):
You can't do that fair?
Speaker 10 (02:19:08):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (02:19:08):
It's still healthy?
Speaker 1 (02:19:11):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (02:19:12):
Have you had the smoke good grilled cheese? Yes, you
can't stand while you're eating it, you have to sit out.
That's nice, brings tears to your eyes?
Speaker 1 (02:19:21):
Does well? Yeah, I will all take a bite of that.
In a matter of moments. We'll get to all that.
Do you know how to milk a cow.
Speaker 14 (02:19:31):
I have tried a few times, but in the cow
milking contest at the State Fair, and I have been
last every single time and disappointed our Indiana dairy farmer's.
Speaker 18 (02:19:40):
But so again, it takes a little bit of a practice.
Speaker 1 (02:19:44):
And I don't know why your your technique looked good
to me.
Speaker 18 (02:19:47):
That's right.
Speaker 11 (02:19:47):
Were you there?
Speaker 3 (02:19:48):
You think you would get a lot of practice being
around dairy farmers.
Speaker 18 (02:19:51):
I know they don't milk, but they don't mike my
hand anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:19:56):
The cowls are there, she's there.
Speaker 5 (02:20:00):
So no, you were in the competition, tried the milk cow?
Speaker 3 (02:20:03):
I did, and it's no pick.
Speaker 1 (02:20:04):
Yeah, it wasn't easy. No, that's why I'm a I'm
a big fan. It's very hard work. But were you
were you doing that?
Speaker 11 (02:20:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:20:11):
By man? Almost that almost came out wrong. Were you
doing the job by hand?
Speaker 11 (02:20:16):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:20:16):
Your bar ye?
Speaker 2 (02:20:18):
No?
Speaker 11 (02:20:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:20:18):
And then were you going to say mouth no? No, no,
never mind. That's how you get it started, like when
you siphon gas.
Speaker 10 (02:20:27):
No.
Speaker 18 (02:20:27):
No, this is my first time coming on, I know,
and I come back for it.
Speaker 1 (02:20:37):
I see, well, Jenny, we are a big fan of
various milk products. When you sit in and we'll have
you comment on see if you can some hum bring
news of milk and any of these stories I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:20:49):
Tropical storm Erin, which formed Monday in the Eastern Atlantic,
is gaining strength and could become the season's first hurricane
by Thursday.
Speaker 1 (02:20:57):
Christie, is this E R I N or A A R?
Speaker 3 (02:21:00):
Oh? Thank you for asking?
Speaker 1 (02:21:01):
It's the ever So that's that means it's a lady hurricane? Yes, potentially.
Why don't they call them himricanes when they're named after boys?
Speaker 3 (02:21:08):
Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (02:21:09):
Yeah, why not to your thoughts? Uh, it's a fair
question and yet still idiotic.
Speaker 3 (02:21:16):
I appreciate that. Gain Center said, Aaron is moving west
at about twenty miles per hour, sustained winds near forty
five miles. But that's nothing.
Speaker 6 (02:21:24):
Instead of a hurricane, why don't they call it a
wind bitch?
Speaker 3 (02:21:28):
You'd run from that, wouldn't you.
Speaker 11 (02:21:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:21:30):
Again, not helpful, No, no, but it would you wouldn't you?
Speaker 3 (02:21:33):
Wouldn't you be?
Speaker 1 (02:21:33):
Are you more afraid of a wind bitch than a hurricane?
And you guys don't believe me. Also, I'll talk to
you category for wind bitch, I'll talk to you Jenny yeah,
thank you. Scientists and researchers have found that when hurricanes
are given names that are a little more hostile sounding
wind bitch, please, people will tend to listen to the
weather people when they say you need to.
Speaker 3 (02:21:54):
Have avacuate, they take them more seriously.
Speaker 1 (02:21:56):
I mean it, are you going to take Hurricane Jenny?
Not no offense to you, of course, but I mean
you're like a sweet person and a nice person, and
you think, Hurricane Ginny, that's great, She's gonna bring me
some milkshakes and some grilled cheese. I mean, I can't
wait for this hurricane.
Speaker 18 (02:22:10):
They don't need to take cover.
Speaker 1 (02:22:11):
But you know, if it's Hurricane Hitler, I'm getting out
of the way.
Speaker 3 (02:22:15):
Aaron could intensify into a major Category three. No land
areas currently under threat, though possible tracks range from a
turn towards Bermuda to a more southernly route toward the Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (02:22:25):
But hurricane like a horse, Hurricane Warlord taking that seriously?
Speaker 3 (02:22:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:22:31):
You think have you been to Bermuda many times?
Speaker 5 (02:22:35):
They don't allow long pants there or something?
Speaker 1 (02:22:37):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (02:22:38):
They've eased up a little on that, but they don't
allow long pants.
Speaker 1 (02:22:43):
You will see people. You'll be in Bermuda and you'll
see people with a coat and tie and a jacket
and shorts. I've seen chick wear that before. Oh yeah,
I've done that. I swear it looked great.
Speaker 3 (02:22:53):
My husband's before events.
Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
The hottest I've ever been in my life.
Speaker 3 (02:22:57):
Was done that at an event. Weren't in an outdoor jacket, shorts,
jacket tie.
Speaker 1 (02:23:03):
It actually looks better than you think.
Speaker 18 (02:23:05):
Stylish.
Speaker 3 (02:23:06):
Yeah, yeah, they have short suits now, short suits.
Speaker 1 (02:23:11):
Bermuda is the home of the reinsurance industry. Ladies, And
what what does that even mean?
Speaker 3 (02:23:16):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (02:23:16):
Reinsurance? Yeah, that's it's I'm serious. What do you mean?
What are you running over there?
Speaker 3 (02:23:22):
What are you talking to?
Speaker 1 (02:23:23):
You to ensure the insurers? It's far too it's far
too sophisticated.
Speaker 5 (02:23:31):
It sounds like that somewhere at the bottom here there's
a balloon payment somewhere.
Speaker 3 (02:23:35):
Yea, he overheard it. It far I've been several times
expensive places in the world. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:23:43):
It was the first time I ever bought a ten
dollars iced tea. It was in Bermuda.
Speaker 3 (02:23:47):
Now it's you complain, complain, complain, Hey, two of the
brightest planets Venus and Jupiter appearing close together in the
night sky, just as summer's best meteor shower reaches its peak.
Speaker 1 (02:23:58):
A meteor this morning, I really did good for you.
I was thrilled.
Speaker 3 (02:24:01):
The proceeds expected to peak on Wednesday tomorrow. I want
is it?
Speaker 1 (02:24:06):
Is it pronounced perceed or perceed?
Speaker 3 (02:24:09):
I say proceeds, but you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (02:24:11):
Younis sweet sweet person.
Speaker 5 (02:24:12):
I thought it was per perca or sweet sweet Percy.
Speaker 1 (02:24:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:24:18):
It peaks August thirteenth, that's Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (02:24:21):
I peak whenever I want, producing up.
Speaker 3 (02:24:22):
To one hundred meteors per hour Thursday under ideal dark
sky conditions.
Speaker 1 (02:24:28):
See aren't you glad you don't work here, Jenny?
Speaker 18 (02:24:31):
It feels like that, a little bit like home. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24:35):
But Thaddeus Lacusier, planetarian program coordinator at the Bell Museum
in Minnesota, says this year's view will be dimmed by
the bright moon, which is about eighty four percent full
right now, reducing the rate to around ten to twenty
meteors per hour. He recommends waiting until a week after
the peak, when moonlight won't be as intense. The perseids
(02:24:57):
will remain active until August twenty third. The next major
meteor shower, the Orionids, peaks in late October.
Speaker 1 (02:25:06):
With this Perseis and Orionids. So you're saying, you're urina words.
Speaker 3 (02:25:12):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:25:12):
You're saying Uranus could use a shower?
Speaker 3 (02:25:14):
What is it? That's right? Does Jupiter have a moon?
Speaker 1 (02:25:17):
Yeah? Nine many, many moves, nine different moons. You know,
we never covered this. We don't have drops big science
story about urinas a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (02:25:26):
The what so I have that too? Yeah, because I
could have sworn well, I'm not even going to bring
it up. But I've been watching Jupiter and Venus on
my way into work every day and it's moving round.
Speaker 5 (02:25:37):
You stick here, stick your head out of the car
like a dog.
Speaker 3 (02:25:39):
I have to stick my head out. It's right there.
Speaker 2 (02:25:42):
I have a windshield.
Speaker 1 (02:25:43):
Yeah, right to the point planets.
Speaker 3 (02:25:46):
Are Scientists say Uranus is warmer than expected. New data
from NASA's James Webb Space Telescope shows that Uranus emits
about twelve and a half percent more heat than it
gets from the Sun, so contradicting what voyage to observed
nearly forty years ago. Researchers believe this unexpected internal heat
could unlock clues about how ice giants like Uranus or
(02:26:09):
Urinus form an evolve. They now call for a dedicated
mission to the outer Solar System to learn more.
Speaker 1 (02:26:16):
I can't wait. So they're going to kind of check
the rim. Yeah, what is the last time you had
your temperature taken down there? Oh? Boy, it must have
been when I was a baby.
Speaker 6 (02:26:26):
Yeah, as an adulter or even a I have no
memory of getting a rectal thermometers.
Speaker 18 (02:26:34):
And they teach it now that in school, they teach
it to uranus or urinus. They can't say it that way.
Speaker 1 (02:26:40):
Either way you're going down. You're going down either the
peep zone or do you remember the.
Speaker 3 (02:26:46):
Last time you had a rectal thermometer?
Speaker 1 (02:26:48):
I do you remember?
Speaker 3 (02:26:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:26:50):
Because you enjoy I don't be for it. Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 7 (02:26:53):
When I was when I was a little boy, I
was in the hospital. I couldn't It was awful, totally serious.
Well you have meant some mental problem, I'm sure. No, no, no,
But I mean now they just now they've got that.
Speaker 3 (02:27:05):
What was it for you?
Speaker 10 (02:27:07):
You were?
Speaker 1 (02:27:08):
You brought us down this road? Pal, I had some
medical issues as a small child, and I remember masturbating.
Speaker 3 (02:27:14):
Yeah, you sloughed the skin.
Speaker 1 (02:27:17):
It was just too large. They had to reduce it. Right, Look,
that's really sick. I'm sorry. So anyway, you love the thermometer? No, no,
you know that you tell the difference between a rectal thermometer. Yeah,
patricians the taste, Thank you for letting me get that
(02:27:39):
out for those that can enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (02:27:44):
All kind of on this note. In Florida, a woman
posed as a licensed nurse and gave medical garret of
thousands of unsuspecting patients.
Speaker 1 (02:27:53):
I don't know what the problem with this story is.
None of the patients complained.
Speaker 3 (02:27:57):
The Flaggler County Sheriff's office said the twenty nine year
old autumn Marie Bartissa so Hot, participated in medical services
involving four four and eighty six people from June of
twenty twenty four until January twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (02:28:13):
All right, man, let's take a look under that hood.
Speaker 3 (02:28:17):
She allegedly used another healthcare worker's license number and submitted
that false documentation in order to be employed as an
advanced nurse technician at advent Health Palm Coast, Parkway and
Palm Coast. She was arrested last week on charges including
practicing healthcare without a license, nowhere in the stories to
say so nobody complained and how they find out about.
Speaker 1 (02:28:37):
This is the second one of these we've had this year.
Remember we had longer and no one complained.
Speaker 3 (02:28:42):
I mean, we need healthcare workers. Obviously they're doing a
good job.
Speaker 1 (02:28:45):
Yeah, there's some kind of great job even without a license.
So I don't Yeah, I loved Was I need more
background on this?
Speaker 15 (02:28:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:28:51):
Was she getting paid somehow? Well?
Speaker 3 (02:28:53):
Yeah, she was employed.
Speaker 1 (02:28:54):
Yeah, she she applied for a job and some apparently
she just falsified her She falsified her credentials. Gotcha. I
think many many people out there have done that. God knows.
I look around this room, anyone anyone properly licensed?
Speaker 3 (02:29:06):
Josh, I don't have any like.
Speaker 1 (02:29:07):
Of course, you don't have a fisher license, ascense, I
have a license to ill. No, we have Andy, Christie's
husband here. Andy, would you rather have Christie dress up
as a nurser? A librarian?
Speaker 5 (02:29:21):
Andy's texting, I can't. I can't participate in this conversation.
She's told me not to say anything.
Speaker 1 (02:29:30):
Okay, okay, Josh, would you rather have your one of
your lady friends to dress up as a nurse? Or
a librarian. I'm going nurse. Yeah, yeah, why not?
Speaker 6 (02:29:42):
Yeah, well, I mean it's I just like that that
it lends itself to a certain type of role play.
Speaker 3 (02:29:48):
The white dress, like.
Speaker 1 (02:29:52):
The white home.
Speaker 3 (02:29:52):
Not scrubs, but the white Yeah, that.
Speaker 5 (02:29:55):
Old school, Oh you want the old school. The librarian
could take her glasses off and shake her hair down.
Speaker 6 (02:30:01):
You know, that trope is never really to me. A
woman is hot. It doesn't just change because she put
her hair down to her glasses. She was hot then
and she's hot now.
Speaker 1 (02:30:13):
They keep trying to pull that off. Doesn't work for me.
It was the movie where they tried to have one
guy looked like Clark Kenton. Then he takes his glasses
off and he's right.
Speaker 3 (02:30:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:30:23):
I think women would be like, oh, he's handsome, because
it's he's got the same body and face. It's just glasses.
And now, Christy do as a lady, do you have
ever have a fantasy about your man dressing up as
a man like a lumber shack? No, let me just
I want you to apply a little bit of heterosexuality
to this, which one of the village people is the hottest.
(02:30:44):
That's all.
Speaker 6 (02:30:45):
First off, let's pretend like they'd be interested in you,
well know, the construction worker.
Speaker 11 (02:30:50):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1 (02:30:54):
By dated.
Speaker 3 (02:30:54):
You mean their publicists got together.
Speaker 7 (02:30:58):
A man in uniform or really one of the one
of the the cop or the military guy, military guy McDonald's.
Speaker 5 (02:31:06):
Are you familiar with the term barking up the wrong tree?
Speaker 1 (02:31:10):
Yeah, Jenny from the Dairy Association. Yeah, that's a hard way.
Remember from the milk group.
Speaker 6 (02:31:18):
You have you if you were to engage in some
sort of cose play in a romantic way, Oh, farm girl,
what would you want him? What would you want him
to be dressed as?
Speaker 14 (02:31:30):
Probably something that looks like they go to a job,
and I make like I would say something like a uniform. Right,
we're different than the everyday close.
Speaker 6 (02:31:41):
What about chubby radio guy with anxiety disorder.
Speaker 1 (02:31:48):
I'm going to tell you what Jenny says, I'm turned.
Speaker 3 (02:31:52):
On you boys pretty hot.
Speaker 18 (02:31:57):
I was going to say the farmer.
Speaker 1 (02:31:59):
Yeah, that's a good look. That's Tom's thing. That's bib overall.
Oh yeah, the lady farmers, Oh, bib overall.
Speaker 18 (02:32:06):
I don't know if that's what they were on the farm.
Speaker 1 (02:32:09):
Maybe it's exactly what they were to be quiet. How
do you know a little mystery Association. I know, Jenny,
thanks so much. These these shakes are delicious. And you
got your big cheese sandwiches. Now do you get to work? Actually,
I mean the grilled cheese. What did I say, cheese sandwiches?
Speaker 3 (02:32:24):
What I said?
Speaker 18 (02:32:25):
We had a grilled cheese called the Big Cheese McGee.
Speaker 3 (02:32:27):
Oh yeah, I know what happened.
Speaker 1 (02:32:30):
Yeah, it was amazing. It was so popular they had.
Speaker 3 (02:32:35):
To discussion.
Speaker 1 (02:32:38):
Cheese.
Speaker 18 (02:32:39):
We were losing money.
Speaker 1 (02:32:40):
So that's right. I found it a little bitter.
Speaker 3 (02:32:45):
What is the can you give away?
Speaker 1 (02:32:48):
What is the largest selling item at the dairy bar
at the fair?
Speaker 18 (02:32:51):
It is the chocolate shake.
Speaker 14 (02:32:55):
Classic and it's a We usually sell about seventy thousand
milkshakes and fifteen saying about fifty thousand or a little
bit more grilled cheese. So right now you got the
chocolate shake, but right behind it is the key lime
really and the Gouda coup is that there are new
barbecue has barbecue sauce, smoked gouda and cheddar.
Speaker 3 (02:33:16):
It's amazing.
Speaker 18 (02:33:17):
And then marzarella sticks.
Speaker 1 (02:33:19):
If you go in past years, which of the novelty shakes,
if you will, has been the biggest seller.
Speaker 14 (02:33:25):
It was the cookie Mint, so little nod to the
girls Scouts and we had the cookie Mint and it
was very successful. We brought it back the next year
and it just people liked the newness. So we last
year was blueberry.
Speaker 3 (02:33:40):
You mentioned peanut butter.
Speaker 18 (02:33:41):
Peanut butter, we had peanut butter and chocolate.
Speaker 14 (02:33:43):
We've had some Moor's birthday cakes, so we're open for ideas.
Speaker 1 (02:33:47):
How about mushroom and Swiss?
Speaker 18 (02:33:49):
You know there could be a savory milkshake?
Speaker 1 (02:33:51):
Yeah, yeah, I like it first ever savory. We just
we had a news story yesterday and I'm forgetting who
was somebody king?
Speaker 3 (02:34:01):
Smoothie king? Are you talking about the ketchup?
Speaker 1 (02:34:03):
They came out with a ketchup smoothie? I say, thumbs down.
Speaker 3 (02:34:08):
Cheese is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (02:34:09):
Yeah, but I mean I'm so you're what you're asking
is can we pick next.
Speaker 3 (02:34:13):
To your shake?
Speaker 18 (02:34:15):
That's exactly what I'm saying that.
Speaker 1 (02:34:18):
Jenny just asked me if I could be in charge?
Speaker 5 (02:34:20):
Well, we have you no power, but you can't be
in charge.
Speaker 1 (02:34:23):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (02:34:24):
And the Gouda coup grilled cheese, what's it called?
Speaker 18 (02:34:29):
Youace like, Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 6 (02:34:30):
Delicious, but they also have it where they served there
served over those fried potato things. Have you had the
Guda coup de tots.
Speaker 1 (02:34:40):
Jenny, I'll explain that I'm laughing, you know, it's meant
to be sarcastic, and they had the Swiss milkshake. But
there's a hole in the bottom of the thing. Very
very very unpopular. Let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (02:34:52):
Simply say it one more second.
Speaker 1 (02:34:53):
So I'm gonna ask. I want our listeners to make
suggestions for next year's shake, and then we'll give them
to Jenny and demand that she do it.
Speaker 5 (02:35:00):
She has ultimate veto power.
Speaker 3 (02:35:02):
Though.
Speaker 1 (02:35:02):
Okay, I think maybe some kind of Oreo candy bar
esque maybe Reces.
Speaker 3 (02:35:07):
Meets Oreos Snickers milks Inger's toffee.
Speaker 1 (02:35:10):
That sounds very tasty. Well, thank you so much. I'm
gonna finish my milkshake, and you'll notice that I always
have Real half and a half here.
Speaker 3 (02:35:15):
I love it, Yes for my coffee, Real dairy.
Speaker 1 (02:35:18):
Firm, because I'm an American and I appreciate the hard
work of the American farmers. That's right. This isn't Chinese milk, mister,
no way Chinese milk. You're thirsty.
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Speaker 1 (02:36:17):
Say thank you very much. Chicken being now, Josh, back
to your fantasy here. What about a librarian who offers
to give you a sponge bath at the library in
the menstrum.
Speaker 6 (02:36:26):
In the men's room. Yeah, well now you've got in
the men's room.
Speaker 1 (02:36:30):
Yeah, would you like a spongebath?
Speaker 3 (02:36:32):
Mister Okay, no, no, Mista, hey, Mista, hey, Mista Jenny.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 11 (02:36:38):
Sure, we love you.
Speaker 1 (02:36:42):
Sorry, drawstraws to come back next year. This is the
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And here's Tom. It sounds very good. We have a
Christy Lee of course. At the SILAC Insurance News I'm
still trying to find out. We had this news story
about this woman who was arrested because she was pretending
to be a nurse, but she'd service several thousand clients
and had apparently no complaints.
Speaker 3 (02:37:49):
Four one thousand boder in eighty six. That's a lot of.
Speaker 5 (02:37:51):
People in one afternoon.
Speaker 1 (02:37:54):
We just have to wonder. I mean, I guess she
should be properly licensed, But I mean, do you think
because she's proven herself that she could have a Yeah,
if you were the judge, you go, look, we need
to send you to school and go, hey, I think
you have the license.
Speaker 6 (02:38:05):
This experience is worth more than schooling honorary degree.
Speaker 5 (02:38:10):
Yeah, this isn't a movie set, it's real life.
Speaker 3 (02:38:14):
What was she doing? Like taking temperatures, get your heart rate?
Speaker 1 (02:38:17):
Giving people shots?
Speaker 14 (02:38:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:38:19):
She apparently, as I understand it, used fake credentials in
order to get this job.
Speaker 7 (02:38:25):
It looks sounds like some kind of mobile technicians. She'd
go to people's homes and give them shots and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:38:31):
So well, good for her that. I obviously there's problems here.
I'm if you were the judge, ship, what would you do.
I wouldn't punish her much at all. Jake says, death penalty, Yeah,
well maybe six months in jail.
Speaker 2 (02:38:47):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (02:38:48):
You can't play around with stuff like this. Why because
of society? She didn't hurt anyone, But what if she had.
Speaker 3 (02:38:56):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (02:38:57):
And what about you're just mad because you had a
sore throat and she gave you a full rectal exam.
What about that? I wouldn't be mad about that. What
about the children? Yeah, obviously, certainly there are problems here, But.
Speaker 3 (02:39:11):
Send her to schools. She obviously likes what she does.
He let her test out. Just let her take the
test and if she tests out, she could way.
Speaker 1 (02:39:18):
The taxpayer should pay for her schooling. Oh yes, I
didn't say she's helping people. Well, did you ever get
to the story about the Bondie Builders buying breast milk?
Speaker 3 (02:39:28):
Yeah, we did that last week. Okay, the Bonnie Builder,
the body Builders. We didn't get to this when a
group of masked thieves stole about seven thousand dollars worth
of La Boo Boo dolls from a Los Angeles area store.
Speaker 8 (02:39:42):
Dolls.
Speaker 3 (02:39:42):
Yes. The La County Sheriff's Department said that theft took
place at a store in La Win. Toy vendor One
Stop Sales said in an Instagram post that the thieves
took all of the stores inventory and trashed the establishment.
Boo Boo Yeah, La Boo Boo dolls. What are they buy?
Hong Kong born artists because seeing lung have suddenly become
a popular collectible item. A decade after the toothy monsters
(02:40:05):
were first introduced.
Speaker 6 (02:40:07):
They kind of kind of look like Maurice send Dick.
Speaker 1 (02:40:10):
Oh yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 3 (02:40:12):
The wild things are like a manchi chi kind of too.
Speaker 1 (02:40:16):
Yeah, and these are now they're valuable.
Speaker 19 (02:40:18):
There's there's some that are women are hanging off of
their designer purses that are tens of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:40:25):
Really yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 1 (02:40:26):
Wow, this is gonna last a week. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:40:30):
Put it next to your Boyd's bears.
Speaker 1 (02:40:33):
Oh yes, sell now if you own these, yeah yeah,
because you're gonna get la boo foo? What about how
is that beanie babies?
Speaker 3 (02:40:44):
Babies are the same.
Speaker 1 (02:40:46):
Yeah, they've lost all value, haven't they. Yeah, but it's
pronounced la boo boo. Isn't that? Oofu? But la boo
boo isn't that If you watch the French version of
the Yogi Bear Show, isn't that his sidekick sir let
pick a nick a basket? Then monsieur rangers? Uh, these
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are hideous.
Speaker 6 (02:41:09):
I think they're kind of cute, but it's yeah sell now, yeah, yeah,
this is this is already I'm just hearing about it.
Speaker 3 (02:41:16):
It's over.
Speaker 7 (02:41:18):
It's like the things that are hip if if I'm
if I'm informed of something.
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