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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
B W double are you and beer Ryn? B W double?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Are you in beer run?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
And all we need is a ten and a five
or a car and a key and a sober driver.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
D W double are you in beer Ruck?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
A couple of frag guys from Abilene drove out all
night to see Robert Earl Keane at the Kpig Swine
and swore a dance.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
They wore baseball caps and khaki pants.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
They wanted cigarettes, so to save a little money, they
got one from this hippie that smelled kind of funny,
and the next thing they knew they were both really
hungry and thirty thirsty too. D W double are you
in beer run?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Buble double?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Are you in beer Ryn?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
On need is a ten and a fiver or a
car and a key and a sober driver.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
B double double? Are you in beer run?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Find a store with the sign said the beer was coldest.
They send him Brad because he looked the oldest. He
got a case of beer in a candy bar, walked
over to where all them registers are latest fake idea
on the candar top.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
The clerk look he turned, he looked back up. He stopped.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
He said, son, I'm not gonna call the cops, but
I'm gonna have to keep this card.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
The guys both took it pretty hard. B W Double
are you in beer?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Ruh?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Bub Double?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Are you in Beer run?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
How happy we would be had we only brought a
better fake idea on this buble double are you in
Beer Running?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
They found this other old hippie named Sleepy John.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
He claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl
Keen song, so they gave him.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
All their cash. He bought him some brew. It was
a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz. They were feeling
so good it should have been a crime.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
The crid was cool and the band was crimed. They
made him back up front to their seats just in
time so they could sing with all their friends. They say,
the road goes on.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Forever, and the hardy never the b W.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Double are you then?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Beer run? B W Double?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Are you in beer? R?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I would need is a ten and a fiber, a
car and a key and a sober driver.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
B W Double are you in beer?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's the barber top show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto
Parts Studios. After Silik Insurance snooze desk. It's Christie Lee. Hello,
there's Jeff Oske. Hey, buddy, there's Josh Arnold Chick. It's
a Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio.

(03:13):
I'm chicken. There he is the constantly distracted, discombobulated non
professional Tom Gris. Today I am the combobulated. No, no,
you're not. You started out playing music that was in
never Mind.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
There's some bongos, little bongos to the great song Beer Run.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
We're all good. You do that on purpose. Christy, looks
like you're drinking beer over there now.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
I'm drinking Java House orange.

Speaker 8 (03:38):
You drink that could be mistaken for like a nice alerida.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You might want to switch it up. Hey, you mind
your own business. She needs a bracer in the morning.
I don't blame her. No Friday, we have interesting news.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
We have boozing the news today, interestingly enough, also big
day for the female orgasm.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It sure don't know what day we go. I had
a question, what is that?

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Yeah, well we'll find out. We have for some reason,
like four different uh orgasm stories in the news of
all random things, four different yeah, yeah, involving involving various
things yea, including various.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
Orgasm.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Yeah, but I mean like one of them involves uh,
cannabis and.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
The super orgasm. That's what I want to talk.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
About, and a scientific study will be getting to all
of those things.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Do they still have the super G and skiing uh competition?

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, there's the G I'm assuming, and then the super G.
Then there's the G spot where they yeah, grace finishes. Uh,
you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
You can, boy, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
The female side. You can hear them coming clean down
the mountain. Very very popular. You gotta worry, helmet, it's
so good.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Uh. Now, we have many things to get to, including
your letters.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Letters. If you had a chance to review any of
our email h yeah, I got a couple over here,
You got any over there?

Speaker 6 (05:10):
I got a really two really good ones, no kidding.
One of them is kind of an epic a tone
if you will. Yeah, it's a it's a long one,
but it's uh, it's pretty good. Long didn't read Uh well,
I at first I thought this is too long, but
and and I knew that as soon as I said
to the one of the bands, everyone would go boo, is.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
It Moby Gray, or of Eric Burden in War or
any of these other bands that no one would heard it?
Here of come out of your mouth?

Speaker 6 (05:42):
The first sentence has the name of the band Fraternity
of Man.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Here we go. Now nobody's heard of them, Well, nobody's
nobody living has heard of them. I've never heard of them.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Did you ever hear that song? You're an avid user
of cannabis products?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Is he.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Have?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
It? Is quite a word?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Am I wrong? What song? The song? You know that?

Speaker 6 (06:07):
It has a roll? Another one just like the other one.
Don't bogarth that joint? My friend pass it over? You've
ever heard that to him?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I believe. Have you ever seen the movie Easy Writer?
I have seen it. That's in that movie. Yeah, I
don't remember it.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yeah, it's it's pretty high. Yeah yeah, but again, not
an avoc cannabis user. The Fraternity of Man. That was
their head, okay, and Richie Hayward was their drummer who
would go on to great things with the band's little feet.
But this gets better, micro broadcast just a second. This

(06:48):
involves large female breasts and another band that would become
very famous. This is a letter from Ron from the
Commonwealth of Kentucky. He was living in Santa Barbara and
nineteen sixty nine he went to a concert at UCSB
at the University of California, Santa Barbara. And it was

(07:09):
a small venue and the opening act was Fraternity of Man.
They had a great set. Then Jethro Toll came out.
You've heard of them?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yes, sure?

Speaker 6 (07:19):
And then this new group came out called led Zeppelin.
He goes, I was practically in the front row. A
beautiful young woman sat next to me and said hello.
She was gorgeous in that sixties hippie sort of way.
She was wearing a loose fitting sweater with nothing underneath.
She had very large breasts.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I think we're starting to zero in on my Tom
really liked this letter that.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
I proceeded to rock out all night long. She was
rubbing against me all right. I was falling in love.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
He says. He typed, I rocked out all night.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Yeah yeah, end up getting married.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
He goes.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
I decided the young woman next to me was going
to give me many children. I was less than six
feet away from Jimmy Page and Robert Plant. They finished
to a standing ovation. Jimmy Page came out right in
front of me and played solo guitar for thirty minutes.
The young lady goes home with me for an amazing night.

(08:26):
Oh oh wow, I am over the moon. The next
day I drove back to Los Angeles. I can't wait
to call her. I get home and head for the phone.
I've lost her number. I don't know anything about her.
There's no possible way to track her down. However, I
have kept the ticket stub, which he set us a
photograph of, and to this day I still listen to

(08:48):
led Zeppelin, Bob and Tom Show. Thanks hold it.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
He never found her, never found Why did you read
this letter? My god? You had a he had a
nice night though.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (09:02):
Had that been me, she would have went home with
Jimmy Page, that would have been my style.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I grewed with her all night. Jimmy Page came out
and took her home. Oh that's I went home and
fiddled myself. That's from Bardstown, Kentucky. That's a nice memory.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
What a great And he actually sent a photograph of
the ticket.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
It was kind of him.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
One night, yeah, which is amazing.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
And of course you can imagine that the ticket price
in those days three bucks, very very inexpensive. This is
the I can't see what it says on here. Three
point fifty in advance, four dollars at the door. Fraternity
of Man Jethro Tolin led Zeppelin at the Santa Barbara
Fairgrounds Arena. So there you go. Now that's a night. Yeah,

(09:48):
what a where this young lady is.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now no longer. I guess we'll no longer young. I
guess we'll always uh always wonder what if she's listening
right now and she writes in and we yeah, we
would love well and break up two families. The odds
that she's listening, and the odds she could figure out
it was her from that letter.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Oh, I don't know this fairly specific show. I mean
those three bands probably didn't know what fifty years ago, uh,
sixty years ago, nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, closing it on sixty yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Wow? What how she's doing well?

Speaker 7 (10:25):
She's her late seventies.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Probably those big hammers aren't doing as well. Yeah, I'll
be playing soccer with these books. I bet she's not
quite as selective as well. That's what I bet they'll
sleep with me?

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Now, my god, can you imagine led Zeppelin? The tickets
in advance three dollars and fifty cents. Those were different times.
Ladies and gentlemen. If you want to reach this, it's
Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
You have a meandering story that has no U, no
climax that send it into us please.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
I mean, would appear from this that there was at
least one night of as they said in the day, bawling.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, I don't think they ever said bawling. I think
it was balling bawling.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
You ever had a one night stand that you miss
and that you would like to get back together with?

Speaker 6 (11:16):
I mean, if you thought about if you read this,
have you heard what this guy what happened here rubbing
up against?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah? Yeah, we heard six ft from Jimmy Page. Has
everyone in this room had a one night stand before?
I've never had one?

Speaker 7 (11:31):
What I never had one night?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I wish you take we'll take our ninth call. Well,
does it have to be a lady?

Speaker 9 (11:41):
I've had what I thought was going to be a
one night stand and then she didn't leave months.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
On that. Yeah, No, Osci is the type. There are
women out there are hoping Oske gives someone call.

Speaker 9 (11:57):
I gotta win you over over months some months, you
don't meet me and sleep with me.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Same day, Big time beer. That's been the consensus for
the last fifty years, after extensive research.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
That's what you found real quick. I did find something out.
Just because you wish someone would go away or die,
they won't. Oh case you were to work both of them. Okay,
I got that.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
And you can wish really really hard.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah, yet to get down on your knees all your
waking moments. If you've got a great story beyond means,
sent by all means, send it to us. I'll have
this picture of this ticket. Oh, come on, post it.
It's amazing. I mean, come on, led Zeppelin for three
dollars and fifty cents'll.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
See pictures of old concert tickets. I wonder what that
would have been in sixty nine, Like what that equates
do now? Maybe twenty bucks, which is still a hell
of a stem.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Yeah that that you add the fees and.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
And three bucks, then would be what fours.

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Speaker 1 (14:42):
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Speaker 6 (14:44):
Yeah, always a good time.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'm sorry, the fun, oh fun. I've always wanted to
collect the test patterns and the like to have a
little cartoon. We're having technical difficulties, and it's always a
little a cartoon man with question marks coming out of
his head or whatever. I always thought those were all cool.
We made a mistake and the test patterns are they

(15:09):
anywhere anymore?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
And they're I think the most famous ones are Native
American themed, So that's that is a reason I'd want it.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Yeah, And would you ever work at the radio station
where they had to they would play what was then
called a cart They would play the old old tape. Yes,
that had the national anthems, sounded like it had been
recorded pre John Phillips.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
SUSA, I had to do that kind kind of like this,
kind of exactly, thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (15:40):
Would sign the TV off. I had to sign the
TV station off, and we'd have the picture of the
American flag from me with GiMA that you know. Shill
would come up and we would play them. Oh yeah, wonderful.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
And we had at my station Intalanta.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I'm not kidding. We called it the Frankenstein Switch. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
I had one of the huge, huge, gigantic switch.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
You have to pull down transformer. It looked just like
it came out of the Frankenstein movie. And every time
I went over to pull it, I went this and more.

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Speaker 6 (17:30):
All right, now, we have been discussing. We had a
great letter. I'm posting the ticket, by the way, in
a few minutes, he'll be on our various social media platforms. Okay, okay,
I went to see led Zeppelin, Jethro Toll, Fraternity of
Man three dollars and fifty cents.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
How about that way? Back in the day. I don't
know what I paid, but I saw Black Oak, Arkansas,
Jojo Gunn and Bad Company at Haro Arena in Dayton,
Ohio in like early seventies. Cool and it was yeah,
and Bad Company of course the biggest of all three
of those bands, easily good show, Yeah, Bad Company opened up.

(18:09):
They were great.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
But there's one little aspect of it that is different.
He sends us a photograph of the ticket stub, and
in our world today, unless you go to a great length,
she don't get you don't have a ticket stub. I know,
as you've collected many of them over the years.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
I think it's kind of cool having the ticket stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, memories, memories.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
And then I mean, in this case, this guy remembers
a one night stand with a woman with huge breasts
that he wanted to have children with and he never
saw again.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
I think he won I do. Oh, okay, I know
the kind I remember. In The City Slickers, Jack Palance
is talking about how he saw a woman in the
distance and she was gorgeous and just he couldn't believe
how beautiful she was, and it was one of the
greatest sights you ever saw. And that was it, and
he went, I don't ever, I don't want anything to

(18:58):
ever get in the way of that. So he just
never got married and you know, like it never it
was never going to get better than that. This guy
could look at it that way.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
James Blunt wrote a song about that. Remember that song? Yeah, yeah,
I never paid too much attention to it, but yeah,
that's interesting James Blunt. Tom has a limerick about it.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Oh yeah, a famous famous for his He wrote it
ironically on Nantucket Island.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I don't know if I've lost it. So yeah, maybe
that was as good as it was going to get. Dude,
you know that's.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
This guy's always got that great fantasy. Yeah yeah, not
even a fantasy. I mean we then we got to
the topic of am mister Oski.

Speaker 8 (19:40):
That's why I don't sleep with as many women as
I could. I want them to have the fantasy for
the rest of their lives. Isn't that a second that
gel in my mind? So I can keep that thought
right right? I mean I could be throwing it out there,
you guys.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Yeah, I do pass out. I know Steve Martin used
to pass out business card segment. Yes, I encountered Steve Martin,
you could do one that I wanted to sleep with Josh.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
All I got was this business card.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
And mister Osky, you've contended that you that you've you've
never had a so called one night's stand.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I have not. I wanted. I mean, I wouldn't turn
on them down.

Speaker 7 (20:19):
The situation just never presented it.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
So, yeah, have you ever had any unusual uh played guitars,
spontaneous spontaneous encounters and I don't know, graveyard golf course
back of a car.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Uh yeah, the golf course right across from here. Oh
really which hole? Uh? Well that would have been I
think the eighth. That's not what Tom's asking.

Speaker 8 (20:42):
Oh I was playing the front nine.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Well, I've been getting a lot of letters about hats
and headwear.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I thought you were gonna say, I was getting a
lot of letters from women who wanted to have a
one night stay with you.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
But fortunate and extenuating circumstances, though you would get off stage,
you have to go home to a kid.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah a lot of times, you know what I mean,
Like you were a good dad, you were yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
A pre kid. There was no uh, no action.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Honestly, if it did you have the beard then man,
I've yeah, I've looked like this, uh picture, I saw.

Speaker 9 (21:25):
There have been girls who came home with me, but
I just assumed like they just felt safe like around me,
and like they just came.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Home and on the couch.

Speaker 9 (21:36):
So I let them have the bed and I'd sleep
on the couch, all right, Love Tom, That just cheap?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Do you have any letters over there?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Chick mcgame, Dear Bobby Tom show, this is about guilty pleasure. Musically,
one song I'm embarrassed to mit, says Joey from Red Bluff, California.
I like Careless Whisper by George Michael ll not. I'm
about twenty years too young to have that playing in
my car, but my wife deals.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
With Okay, well, then you know what, here's an alternative, Joey. See,
there does a cover.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Of it if you want, if you want more of
a modern version, Okay, I agree with both. I agree
that both are great.

Speaker 8 (22:24):
Yeah, I'm not aware of that's the one that should
be called never Gonna Dance Again. Yeah, because that's how
everybody knows it.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, that's that's a great song. You've heard this? Oh yeah, gotcha.
I'm curiously to the saxophone is shit. I like to
look up saxophone players. I'm not sure.

Speaker 10 (22:42):
David Sanborn maybe could be Boots Randolph, could could be
Rafael Raven's Croft, could be could be Alto Red which,
by the way, one about to your name being your destiny.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, Steve Gregory, Steve great, never heard.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
Of London based session.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, there you go, remember the oh this must be
seither hang on?

Speaker 6 (23:10):
Oh yeah, oh nice little heavier josh. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
So if he wants to feel a little better about it,
but I don't think you have. You should feel guilty
for like in the original. Plus he's listening to it
at a rest stop.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
There was a gorgeous rest stop on me the I
five and del mar Son, California, and you you pull
into it. It was just a regular rest stop, but it
was like the most beautiful vista of the Pacific oceans.
And I always lost the men go out there and
make some decisions and staring at the other listening to
careless whispers. It's a nice version. Yeah, he's got a

(23:51):
great voice. He's not quite sure none of that. All right,
there you go, very good. No, you like George Michael
to some of those like a handful of that I
even like one of those Wham songs wake Me Up
or uh and I love that. That's the best Christmas
song ever? Huh yeah, what is that one?

Speaker 6 (24:12):
It's escaping what's called Rudolph red Noose, raindew all.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
My tears or whatever. This Christmas our last Christmas. I
gave her my heart. Don't do that ruin it. I
can't get rich out of the Bandsmas. That's the one
that I.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
Want your sex as a hot little song.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
I remember that on the the album that had faith. Yes,
what about father, father figure, preacher teachers, your father.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Figure, put your time and my Okay, we have been
discussing lies that our parents told us.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
This U comes to us. My favorite from yesterday was
a dad told his little girl that the ups driver
was the chocolate milk deliverer and he never stopped at
their house because she was bad and she didn't deserve
chocolate milk.

Speaker 8 (25:11):
Have you seen the lie that Jason Kelcey apparently told
his kids that Taylor Swift is trying to break them
of Did you guys see that story? Jason Kelsey apparently
his girls have been wanting a cat, and he told
them that cats are poisonous very, very venomous and very
and Taylor has cats, and so when the girls come over,

(25:33):
apparently Taylor has been having to sort of slowly introduce
her cats to them and they're not indeed deadly. A.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Well, here's one that's great here, Bob and Tom Show.
The best line of my parents ever told me. My
mother used to fart while we were watching TV, and
she'd say, it's okay. When you were born. During the procedure,
they took out my stinker. So I went around the
neighborhood as a small child and told people my mom

(26:03):
had her stinker taken out so when she farts, it
doesn't smell bad. Eventually it got back to my mother.
She was not happy.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Oh that she shouldn't have said.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Where the term little stinker comes from? Baby?

Speaker 6 (26:15):
My father laughed and said, you're not gonna whip that
child for telling people what you told him.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah no, oh the term whip. Come up here and
get your whipping. Oh boy, that takes me back. I
watched that memory. H yeah you did. Oh you should
have been there live. Your fates went pale. You're Bob

(26:42):
and Tom Show.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Under my desk, our tickets, oh, under the glass on
my desk are tickets three dollars to see Skinnard and
Elvin Bishop sitting on a bailea hay. Also three dollars
to see Aerosmith Kansas. Wow, So is this a want
to ask everybody?

Speaker 8 (27:00):
But Tom here? Is this a door you want opened?
We will now have We will be inundated with letters
and pictures of people with of old ticket stuffs. Would
you do you want to continue down this road?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
You don't know? I you know what I I do
because I feel you shock. I feel like it might
be a door that I could open to the U
to the craziness that is the show.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
I mean, okay, remember the first letter, the Guy and
Sid It's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
A CDC for four four cents, you know.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
But the Guy is a story that goes with it.
He saw my story sitting six feet from Jimmy Page
and Robert playing next to a well breasted hippie chick.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I just want everybody to be prepared that he that
he how much better can it get? Okay?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
You the thing?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Everybody's gonna try to get it back. I realize what
Josh is asking is do you are you prepared to
have this go on and on and on. I don't
have to read all of them. We know that, but
you choose to. You choose to read the one that
doesn't have an ending. This is better than the never
ending store.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
It's like he's looking at the egg.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (28:08):
The east egg? And the light the light is baking.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I'm gonna be over to Brooklyn Bridge some day. You
watched waiting to see God. I'll be over there in
Manhattan with him drinking cocktails.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Coming on.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I'm talking like Buddy Hackie cocktails.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Look, well, if you have a great story about something
that it wasn't a great story, certainly meandering.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
It had several things that I'm impressed with, the fraternity
of man led Zeppelin, Jethrow toll and concert, three dollars
and fifty cents for the ticket. And remember he ends
up banging Minutia. This hippie chick.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Come on, you got I give you guys a chance.
I just want you to remember this.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
My concern is, have you ever encountered a hippie chick
but no brought no bray?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
It is always a treat. I don't want you or
me to actually become genuinely irritated when this was going Okay,
We're just wait and I'm not irritated now. I just
wanted to we just.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
You will be by Wednesday of next week.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
I'm not going to stop. I am not going to
stop until we reunite these two kids and the hippie
chick with the big boobs from nineteen sixty nine actually
finds Ron in Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I'm much more into that than reading all the letters. Yeah,
that sounds like we're good.

Speaker 8 (29:31):
It's a pretty good podcast idea. Take that story and
you just have twelve episodes of you trying to find
trying to find that lady.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Wow, I mean, we have enough detail this week on
where is she? Well? We saw it her CVS?

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Do we have her name? Is her name in it?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
He doesn't remember her name? What?

Speaker 7 (29:51):
I didn't even remember her name.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
You've never had a sexual encounter with someone who's name
you don't.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Remember it was fifty six years old. You've never had
an accounter with some of you that don't remember their name.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
I don't know what you think of me, but I'm
not that big.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Of a wore, you know what. Hang on a second, Chrissy,
hold that thought. I find it surprising myself. She's got
to have sex with more I got people.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Than we have, right, I would think Joshua without any
names or lack of names? Does that ever happened to you?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah? You know whose name I can't remember? Is the
girl who's bed? I went, Oh, I think that would
be in twenty two or whatever. Yeah, I know, I
do not remember her name. We should point out that
you did stick around and clean it up.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
Absolutely, yeah, And she went off to work, and I
stayed home and did her apartment, did laundry.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Did you explore her apartment at all? Look around? Oh no,
I just sat there hungover. I remember, just sitting there
in a chair. Did you vow never to drink again?
What year was your What year was the Big Blood Zeppelin?
For a nicol? What was?

Speaker 6 (30:59):
What year was the nine is nineteen sixty nine? The
guy sent He sent me the ticket. I've got a
picture of it. I'm posting on our side.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I put this in Google percentage of people that are
alive today that were alive in nineteen sixty nine, and
the answer surprising, eighty nine point two percent of the
people in nineteen sixty nine are alive are still alive today.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Well, see if you can find it people who are
over sixteen years old, so it would be people born.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Listen to this AI stance. This means that the vast
majority of people alive in sixty nine are still living,
with the exception of those who've passed away. Okay, helpful.
I love stats like that.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Yeah good, that question that questions on the SATs coming
up your letters. We love getting letters from you. We've got,
for some reason, a hunk of stories about the female
orgasm today, including something called a super orgasm.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
We're going to define the female orgasm too, because I'm
not sure what that is if you guys.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
And also we have on the effects of cannabis in
a helpful manner for some ladies, okay, which is from
a new scientific study which is quite interesting. But first,
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Speaker 6 (33:24):
Thank you very much. Chick McGee coming up? Are we
going to get a Jeff Osca review of things we
feel to mention in the news.

Speaker 9 (33:29):
Since I've been in here all week, I've actually having
ed septic set in on the failed.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
So fair enough and sending you a very special hello
out to Heather. Heather, Heather uh and we certainly appreciate
what you do. Heather, Thank you so much. We are
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Speaker 1 (34:05):
All right? Welcome back to the Bobby Top Show. There's
Christy Lee, there's Jeff Aske, There's Josh Arnold. Here's Drink Cosby.
He's having some coffee. I think we're at the O'Reilly
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Speaker 6 (34:30):
Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. I think we may have
we we posted a picture of this ticket.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
That what I take back my U. We see it.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
It's out there posted, it's up on Great you just
joining us, mister, great story.

Speaker 7 (34:49):
But those skinny little tickets that's blue and white?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Now yet? Now, what's your philosophy? What your approach? I
should say when traveling? Yes, I like to have a
paper ticket. No, phone's fine. Phones like having the paper ticket.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
I was getting on a flight from Denver just a
few weeks ago, and the guy in front of his
phone failed and he.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yes, I have a paper ticket in case of that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
This, and this guy's fumbling with his phone, and I
walked by with my paper ticket. Well, hello, sir, get
on the plane. Yeah, well I did any.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Older than dirt without telling me or old. I don't
trust that phone.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
Do you insert or tap when you buy things?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Now, that's that's the I asked. I flat out asked
a cashier if she can tell somebody's age just by
whether or not they tap. She said absolutely.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
I have I have one card that is that is
has the tap thing on it that doesn't work.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
So I have my Target one. Darn it doesn't tap.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
Yeah, when you insert it, when you take it out,
you go oh.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Now, think about think about Tom, the things in your life.
It don't work. And the manufacturers have just sent them
to you and they don't work. If I told you
what it was, it's it's far too no. No, no, no,
you it doesn't work. Is it your black card from
master card or whatever? No, but you're close.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
It's if your cards are older, they won't yeh, unless they.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Really remember you have to pull over to the side
of the road to change your radio station on your car,
not my car. That might be old that old car.
That's not the case.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Ever, my kids said they could tell my age by
the way I scroll on my phone really, because they said,
like old people do, like one thing, they hold it
with one finger and then hold it in their hand,
then scroll with their index finger, all right, whereas kids just.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Do it all with one hand. Okay, I mean I'm
young in that case, then I'm a one hander that
keeps your left hand freedom, you know, exactly right. That
has to be lot. Yeah, you know you click from
the click from a millf love to what is that?
To step son?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (37:05):
I love?

Speaker 6 (37:11):
There's there's a room. There's a room full of full
of guys going we got to come up with a
new category.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Anybody got anything? Uh Asian step Son?

Speaker 8 (37:19):
Yes, they had no idea because that's like every year
in the last what three or four years, that's been
number one in that study we look at step porn
Hub study, the step mother's and step step that has
been number one.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Who knew that that would take on?

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Doesn't that doesn't that make you feel terrible about Western civilization.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Just it's just a total mirror. Maybe maybe maybe maybe
the Chinese have it right. Let's just all work for
the big company. I had an aunt who took her
daughter's boyfriend and married him. Or daughter's boyfriend married her
daughter's boyfriend. Ye, married daughter's boyfriend. That was my mother's

(37:58):
my mother's sister. Yeah, that could not have been good.

Speaker 6 (38:02):
Now, really something, Once again, we are going to the
mail bag.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Do you have any I don't.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
I have a business opportunity that comes to us from Nelson,
which is a great name, great business name.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I've really chick. You're leaving money on the table, suggests Nelson,
by not marketing an officially licensed chick McGee slide whistle.
Is that right? Yes, he really thinks. Had it still
been a part of the show, he says, you'd sell
tens of them. I see, it was just an I

(38:37):
was a shot there at the end. I'm shot. I see.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Well, let's grab a couple of quick news headlines. We'll
get back some letters in just a second.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Or sports Cleveland rookie quarterback Shadore Sanders remain sidelined from
practice with that oblique injury Sanders sustained the entry during drills,
had a practice on Wednesday. Browns were in Philly for
joint practices with the Eagles, had a Saturday's preseason game.
Brown's coach Kevin Stefanski says Sanders day to day, will

(39:07):
be out for a little bit, he might be out
for the rest of the preseason. And a federal appeals
court says the NFL can be put on trial for
claims that Brian Flores and other black coaches face discrimination.
Second US Circuit Court of Appeals ruled yesterday it upheld
Manhattan Federal Judge Valerie Kapprowne's twenty twenty three ruling that

(39:28):
Flores can proceed with claims against the league and three teams,
specifically the Broncos, Giants, and the Texans. And yesterday this happened.
A CBS affiliate is apologizing after a graphic mistake and
also a graphic mistake, OH referred to Atlanta Falcons rookie

(39:49):
quarterback Michael Pennix Junior as Michael Penis Junior.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
It had to happen sooner or later. This is the
difference with his name. It really is the X and
the S man.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
And I went to school with but a guy and
his brother and they were the Poenixes P and I
X Phoenix.

Speaker 7 (40:12):
And they're so close on the key.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
But he's Michael, the quarterback for the Falcons, insists it's
Pennis and it's his name, so he can pronounce it
whatever he wants. He does. He says Pennix Penix Penick,
Michael Pennox Junior and you.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
But you can see why. Yeah, as Christy points out there,
they're real close that X.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Well, it may have been like spell check, like they'll
you could type it in and go on and it
changed it to poenis and you didn't even realize it.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
You didn't know.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
That's very true.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Remember when that story I forget what sprinters Tyson gay?
And oh yeah, the other runner was named his last
name was Cox, and they couldn't print it because the
being flagged. There was a censorship, a story you can't
run in this newspaper, and they deleted it. Yeah about
it just an innocent uh and one hundred yard dash.

(41:06):
But and one of them did a correction.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Remember yes, even it even said like homosexual instead of gay.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, something like that. Right, Yeah, that boy, when good
intentions go bad? Is that what happened there or when?
Or when? Ridiculous censorship? Sure, right right, I was trying
to give it somewhat of the benefit of the.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
It was people trying to protect themselves from.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
What happens when your mascot sues your sports team. We'll
tell you.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
Okay, okay, good to know. We have super orgasms, orgasms,
money and comedy and cannabis and orgasms all for the ladies.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Coming up. That's a lesser known, warns Evon. Album Lawyers,
Guns and Money and the one.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
You Orgasms, money and funny.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
Lawyers, Guns and Money is such a great it is
every time I hear that, I have to listen to
the whole thing. We were talking about something. Hey, Dissy
warren Zevon for six dolls, you see what happened? You're
blaming me.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I saw Elton John for five bars. I did he
had a golden banana. I saw Kinky Friedman and Billy Joel.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
Coming up. Somebody we were talking about has been verified
in the world of cottage cheese.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I know you alter your breath. One of your stories
has been verified.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
Yeah, Christy and I were talking about this. I'm almost
afraid to give the name brand because people are to
go out and buy it, and I won't have any left. Okay,
we'll see what I'm talking about, or in English you'll
see what I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Farms.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
Is it prairie farms. That's my favorite, That's one of them.
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Speaker 1 (43:03):
Hey, welcome back to the Bobbin Top Show at the
Silac Insurance News Desk. It's Christy Lee. There's Jeff Oske, Chick. Hey,
there's Josh Arnolde. There's A's Cosmy. We're in the O'Reilly
Auto Park Studios. I'm Chick McGee.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Hello Tom, Hello Chick McGee. Back in the day of
the hard ticket, of course for concerts and football games.
Do you have any ticket stubs? No, not even your
beloved Redskins games? And Christy, do you have any yes.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
The ones from my childhood or my earlier years. We
had that flood across the street back when I lived
over there, so a lot of it got ruined.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Oh, yeah, that was horrible. Yeah, yeah, well.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
Basemental flood and things will get ruined.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Mister Oske, you got any I have ticket stubs from
anything me and my son went to together, nice like
fair and concerts and I'm a great dad, Josh, do

(44:10):
you have any little mementos from Yes.

Speaker 8 (44:12):
I used to take my ticket stubs and put them
in the jewel cases of my CDs.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
So when I went to see Wheezer, I would then
put it in the jewel case of my weel I
thought you were going to say, I would take a
piece of wood and get some loose sight and I
put on the Daco coffee table out of them.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
I used to say every movie ticket stub I ever had,
I had a shoe box full. No way, And then
I got to be like, I don't even remember nineteen
or what the hell am I doing?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Good? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (44:44):
And then I have a baseball game World Series Game six,
the big the famous game six game Saint Louis against Texas.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah. Then my dad and I went to so I
do need to get a big thing to put that in.
What is it called a shadow box?

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
But yeah, or like just a big it's almost like
a glass. Do you have the program from that or anything? No,
just the stuff, which is fine. That's cool.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
The reason I bring it up is we got this
great letter from Ron about certainly do we have a
photograph of that? There we go, there's his ticket. You
can see led Zeppelin, Jethro Toll, Fraternity of Man, the
advanced ticket three dollars and fifty cents and Jim Sells
present August first, nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
No refunds, enjoy, no refunds.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
Wow, Tom, it's a refund, no refund, refund refund.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah, it says no refunds, enjoy. Yeah. Thing's in great
shape for being so old. Oh, evidently led Zeppelin is
also misspelled in the I did not know it is
just Zeppelin.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. It's got a big red
stamp over it.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
Wow, that's interesting. Well, they were probably brand new. It
was sixty nine, probably their first tour. Maybe, I don't know, Yeah,
could have been. There's a great documentary out there called
Becoming led Zeppelin.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I enjoyed very Yeah. I thought you didn't enjoy it
because it doesn't cover it entertaining really.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, it's wonderful because it's becoming it's about you know,
it's great. It's just about the early days. It's not
being led Zeppelin. It's becoming. Did I say it wrong?
I'm sorry, it's becoming led Zeppelin. Yeah, but that's why
you didn't like.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
It, didn't.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
He's he argued with me taking a before you said
they don't talk enough about when they were popular.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (46:32):
I like the part where they both they both Tom
they played in the James Bond Goldfinger theme? Who knew Tom?
If we keep arguing Christy and Jeff and let's just
keep it up.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Kiss my I can't because they think I have another letter.
What parents told their kids when we we a couple
of days ago. We had a parent teller's daughter that
the ups truck was chocolate milk milk deliveries, and she
was bad. That's why they didn't come to their house.
That's something. And when the ice cream truck played music,

(47:05):
that meant they were out of ice cream. That one
is just truly cruel. And this one is when we
were young, my dad told me this tree a sticky burdock.
I'm not sure what that is. Oh, it grew around
our property. It would explode in a fire, so be careful.
So he would throw the sticky burdock on a fire and,

(47:27):
unbeknownst to us, put an aerosol can in the fire.
After we put the sticky burdock in, the can, of course,
would explode. Geez see, kids, he would shout triumphantly. We
cleared eleven acres of weeds every summer for years. I
thought the sticky burdock explosion was true until my late teens.

Speaker 8 (47:51):
We'd laugh and laugh and pick the shrapnel from our slain. No, yeah,
that could go real wrong.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
I used to do the trick with Yes you did,
mister safety with Pam and uh, you know a gas
cook top where you could make But I mean that
was nothing compared to the potential shrapnel of this event.
Mister Rosky, do you have a letter over there?

Speaker 9 (48:17):
I do this from Farmer Craig about bathroom graffiti. We
were talking about that the other day your show. I
had a college roommate who would write send poop picks
two and then his aunt's cell phone number. He says
she had to change her number twice and never knew
what was going on. If Chick doesn't do this with

(48:37):
Tom's number, what is he even doing? You guys, rock
Farmer Craig.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Never do that.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
There was a famous there was a famous gag. But
that's that was done to this guy, and uh it was.
It was a show about pranks that never can be
undone and that's that that, unfortunately was was one of them.
Now we're gonna go, do we polish off sports? No?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
No, we're right in the middle hereas Denver Nuggets, the
NBA basketball team, might be about to face their old
mascot in court. Oh that's right, Drake Solomon, who previously
worked worked as Rocky the Mountain Lion for the Denver Nuggets.
Stop laughing, He's just the mascot. He filed a lawsuit

(49:24):
against the nuggets parent company in Denver District Court earlier
this week. Solomon alleges he was wrongfully terminated after undergoing
a hip replacement surgery during the twenty three to twenty
four season. Got do that on your off season, the
lawsuit reportedly, Yeah, but the NBA doesn't have an off seaton.
Oh yeah, the Nuggets violated. His lawsuit claims the Nuggets

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violated nearly every provision of Colorado's Protecting Opportunities and workers'
rights Acts and seek to become a class action suit
to include other Nuggets employees. Monetary damages are a question
on behalf of Solomon's a second generation Nuggets mascot. His father,
Ken Solomon, originated the Rolling Night. I mean, I want

(50:07):
nothing to do with this guy. His father retired there
he is as the mascot. His father retired in twenty
twenty one, and he was the only person invited to
a closed door tryout.

Speaker 8 (50:22):
Oh if this guy said that to me, the bullying
would begin immediately.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I'm sorry, you break your hip. You can't do the job.
We're fired. Yeah, you're fired if you break here. Yes,
what are we supposed to do? Sit around and have
no mascot? And wait, yeah, the wheelchair mascot comes.

Speaker 9 (50:45):
When they legalized weed in Colorado, they should change their
name to the Denver Nugs. Oh yeah, then you could
just have a big bud come out on the I
think there.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Are bunches and bunches of Nuggets T shirts that just
say say.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
No, we got marijuana coming up in the news in
the realm of the female orgasm.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Speaking to Josh's point, Solomon said, they just said I
burned them last time. That they didn't want to bank
on a second surgery. Yeah, exactly. They were like, we
don't know if it's going to work out this time,
because the first time it didn't work out. I didn't
get any kind of welcome back. Now you're out. My
higher ups wouldn't even look at me or talk to
me when we all worked in the same office. And
it wasn't until finally they talked to me when you

(51:29):
know it was time to have new tryouts for a
new mascot.

Speaker 8 (51:32):
If I'm in an accident and I get a trache
out of me and now I can only hodline this
and I come in here and.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Tom goes, you know you can keep your job.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
You got you gotta let me go home.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
I can't do the job anymore. They let Diane Reim
keep her job. You can deal with it.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Well, it might be harder to fire some people than
you think, Josh, Well.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
That's why some of those rules. Back to the topic
of bathroom graffiti. At a ballpark, there's this sign and
above the urnals players with short bats please stand closer
to the plate.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Apparently a little bit a little bit of pe. You're
not talking about bats, No, hang on a little bit
of peep pee. Yeah, choke up on that baby? What's
the old pool house sign? I don't I don't we toilet?

Speaker 6 (52:24):
I don't know if I did your did your mother?
I was, I don't know where that Someone sent us
letter of the day and they used the word tinkle,
and I realized that's the word my mother always used.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Tink tink. Your father wanted me to tinkle on him
last night?

Speaker 6 (52:40):
Yes, that's exactly the context in which she used it.
She would just take it.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Mom and dad were into golden shower and take his
ta He would just take his cane and whooper in
the ass? You happy?

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Now?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I'm having trouble sitting this morning time.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
What did your did your mommy refer to with a tinkles?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Go out there and take a p there's some guy
out there, goes man. I wish I would have met
Chick's mom. Amazing, amazing. Yes, she was a rough customer.
How about you, mister Oscy?

Speaker 9 (53:15):
Well, when I would fish with my grandfather, we would
be out in the boat and he wouldn't let you
pee into the lake. You had to pee into like
an old volgres can.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
And while you were doing it, he would go, tinkle tinkle,
little man, tinkle in the tinkle can every time? Every time.
That's all so now, who thinks I know? I think
it seems like odd behavior from Osci's grandfather. Why don't
you just pee in the lake because they scaring.

Speaker 9 (53:45):
The fish and you had to slowly lower it into
the water and release.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Like watch his grandkid's coffee can. That's what you like?

Speaker 6 (53:55):
Could you say the poem again?

Speaker 9 (53:56):
Please tinkle tinkle little man, tinkle in the tink can?
If you paid four times that day he was saying
that poem four times.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
Oh that's so cute.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Let me look, let me see I work, look at that.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
I want to touch your pp all right now, I
want to get back mascot talk.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Be careful with your pace on my face.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
Christy Eve and me let's go. I want an omelet
with avocado and mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Whats you do? And nice team with an orange slice.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
We hope it's not a pool right, hello, it is
a nice little poem. We have a chick McGee across
the way. This was something resembling a sportscast.

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Speaker 6 (55:31):
A parenthetical note here. The Denver Nuggets Rocky the Mountain
Lion mascot, according to Sports Illustrated six and twenty five
thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Whoall that's not I don't know if that's what the
Nuggets paid his salary, or if that's with all his
various birthday parties. And I can't imagine that's I had
no idea they made that much. Maybe so a top.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Paid NBA mascot Harry the Hawk in Atlanta six hundred k,
Benny the Boll in Chicago four hundred go the Gorilla
for the Sun's two hundred thousand. Hugo the Horne at
one hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Gorilla the Gorilla for the Suns is great.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
This is average average mascot sixty thousand dollars. So rocky
getting ten times. What does he do?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
That's a that seems a little he doesn't do it
at a little steep.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yeah, it anymore. It's not like you could put any
acrobatic guy in. Oh, I guess you could. Yeah, now
I know why they don't want to pay the guy
Tinkle Tinkle, little man Tinkle in that coffee cat.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
We'll be back in just a bit. Well, chick goes.
We are at the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. We've lost control.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chicks on probation,
Christy Lee, Jeff Oske, Josh Arnold caused me, we're in
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Tom was just talking about
winning Goldfish Ashtag, winning out of State Fair and you

(57:14):
were saying that you got it all organized and you
went and bought water.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
I have a fish that's more than two years old
that I won two years ago. My little girl, one
of my little girls, wanted.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
And did you ever find out its name?

Speaker 6 (57:26):
I keep forgetting his name, but something fish related.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
We don't go up to him and go, good morning,
Fishy or whatever his name is.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I don't want to wake him up in the morning.
I don't want the morning. He's in the same room
as one of the dogs. What's the name of the fish?
And what about Bob Bill Murray's has a pet? I
don't remember. I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
Sorry, I have the larger point here. I went out
and I bought sprint those spring water and jugs, so
they're going they're sitting at room temperature.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
So when I bring this guy home, when.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
You buy him at the store, they're a room temperature,
you realize that, right.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
Yes, what a luna. In fact, they're going to be
garage temperature. I know they're in the they're in the
they're in the dog room. Ok So, because I don't
want to put him with the fish that I won
two years ago, because every other fish I've ever put
in there his eyes.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
I want I'm trying to because he's a cannibal, he's
eating who knows. I just but I want this fish.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
I want to see how long I can keep him
because the record is like twelve years. Remember our friend
Ricky Goldfish, that was ay.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I want to know just this is off topic, but
during the pandemic, what was your process for getting groceries
into your house?

Speaker 8 (58:36):
He was one of the packages stayed in the garage
Aerosolt and then they stayed out there. They came in,
but but back then they kind of were sending in
the first.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Couple of months. Remember what.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
We'd come in here and we all had rubber gloves.
We we had to be in different rooms. We had
the temperature, and there was a drive through grocery place
I'd go to. And but then once they realized it
was airborne, that was but you had to wash everything.
That was an incredible pain in the ass. The dogs
loved it, thought a lot of dog walking. I'd be

(59:08):
home all day and you get tired of listening to
the dogs talk to me, so I'd take them for walks.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
They can look at the squirrels in chat. Got a
letter here.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
As we continue here in the Bob and Tom program,
we love getting your email. Uh were you guys are
talking about dorm rooms and showers, and many of us
at one point lived in a dorm group showers various
types of showers. This is from Kevin writing from Winchester, Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Chat. I couldn't talking me.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
We always sing bo dangygo down, oh dangy.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
I don't know what it meant. Keep it alive, brother,
he goes.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
I spent several years quote blurry years at the Ohio
State University. To the door of my freshman year on
a co ed floor, we had separate bathrooms for fun.
One night, my roommate was showering. I took all of
his clothes and towel from the bathroom. I then knocked

(01:00:15):
on the door of every lady on the floor and
invited them out to the hallway. Oh, we hear a
lot of cussing coming from the bathroom. But to my surprise,
awful friend. Now, see if you can forigre out how
this guy got out of this, and he guesses, shower
curtain showerer, Very good, Josh, very good. He took apart
the shower curtain, put it on sarrong style, wrapped it

(01:00:39):
around himself and came out. However, it did not completely.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Cover his ass. Girls got a little show at the end.
This is Kevin. Thank you, Kevin. Don't email us anymore
and stop listening our You're just a jerk. Anybody to
do that. That's not that's not funny, that's hurtful.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
I'm not suggesting any and do it. I'm just reading
the letters.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Okay. Uh, let's see Dear Bob and Tom show. You're
going to do a new story about super orgasms. Correct.

Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
I think I'll have the soup. Sometimes you're just ungry.
Steven writes in from uh maybe Michigan, maybe not m
A Y b E E.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Maybe in North Dakota. When I was twenty in the Navy,
I was home on leave and met a girl who
took me home. Oh, young navy man, Christie, that's your
favorite of the uniforms or one of them?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
Oh yeah, really yeah. We had a fun night a
few months later when I came back. When I came
back home, my brother brought a girl home who they
just got engaged. It was the same girl I hooked up.
I didn't say anything for years until after they divorced.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
No way, he kept and she kept it obviously.

Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
Yeah, yeah, they eventually got but I still don't think I.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Ever have said he anything. Never, Honey, you don't want
to go to your brothers again this weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
That sounds like it sounds like a scene from a
movie when he first brings her home. Hi yeh, geezh awkward? Wow, Yeah,
that is upward. Indeed, I thought it was going to
end differently. And well, I can't throw any names, No, bet,
I can't tell that story. Oh okay, why not where

(01:02:38):
all adults go on the essence of it is h
Mister Roski was discussing the so called one night stand Sir, Yeah,
a friend of mine who lives in a different state,
I can put it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
That'll help.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
I had a one night stand and then a dozen
or so years later there was a knock on the
door and he met one night stand junior.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll happen.

Speaker 9 (01:03:05):
Yeah, I want to go back to Christy group showering
at the door. How many girls would you get in
a shower at one time?

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
I don't know, I don't remember ten, maybe in the big.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Shower, them all in at one time everybody got up
at the same time.

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
And there was like this redheaded girl who had her
period for the first time, and you and the other
girls just threw the tampons add yeah, not taking okaysh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Yeah, that's Stephen King's care. That's Cary. No, that's Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
No. We were discussing for some reason, why did we
have mayonnaise in the news last week? It makes Christy
sick and we're trying to There was some big mayonnaise
story in the news, and I forget what it was. Uh,
we were discussing mayonnaise versus miracle whip. Yes, I do
not like miracle whip, where we've heard you don't care

(01:04:08):
for the tangy zip and we wonder what the difference was.
This comes to us from San Labispo, California. Ryan writes,
San Luis Obispo. San Luis Obispo, sorry, said San Labispo. Sorry,
I'm trying to do ten things at once. Thank you

(01:04:29):
for much anything. The difference between mayonnaise and miracle whip,
it's actually the same product. They both start as once
it's past the expiration dated becomes miracle Thank you, Ryan.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
That's funny.

Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
Yeah, that's we were up on the miracle whip. Yeah,
and I didn't hate it, but I prefer mayonnaise. Are
you guys you ever ever fries in your mayonnaiseries?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
Could we talk about anything else?

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Oh, that's right, it's christ I'm sorry. What's the man?
Okay variation that's so popular? Ali? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Do you like that?

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
I know they're not fooling me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Yeah. Is that a good word to start with?

Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
Wordle aoli?

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
No? No, man, I think it's six first of all,
a thing. Okay, I'm sorry, I've got but you got
two eyes in there?

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
No, good, Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
We have a Christie Lee at the news desk coming
up Orgasm Central.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
But for what I found this morning for a world
live l I t h ee. That's a couple of
a couple of owls now. Okay? Are we done with sports? No,
we're up to this part.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Stupid world record.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Remember the title of this segment? Okay, stupid Okay. The
California woman has been named the world's oldest competitive female skateboarder.

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Judy o Yama achieved the Guinness World Record title at
the age of sixty four years, three hundred and twenty
six days old. Judio Yama the hot skateing Mama. Oh
I like that she first started skateboarding over fifty years
ago and she was fourteen years old. Good for her,
she told CBS Morning. I don't feel old until I

(01:06:14):
look in the mirror and I see the wrinkles. But
I feel like I'm stronger than I had ever been.
After one of the camera guys on the CBS Morning
A challenge her to a fistfight. Wa he beat her senseless.
How old do you feel now, old woman? He said,
over her lifeless body. At some point, I think started to.

Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
Add, she's only in over her Seatpap, that's uh, and
that she's sponsored by the Werthers people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
She doesn't look old, No, she looks fifty ish. Wait
a minute, what's his name?

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Tony Hawk is damn near sixty. I guess they're Tony Hawk.
How did I? How do I know this? They're gonna
st his his brain and his sense of balance because
he's still amazingly adroid if you will.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
I went to one of his demos and yikes, he's great.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
How you can Okay, wait a minute, says Tony. Tony
Hawk is fifty seven. Oh, this is interesting. Tony Hawk's
kid is married to Kurt Cobain's kid.

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
Yeah, that just happened recently.

Speaker 6 (01:07:25):
Yeah, okay, wow, so we'll have good Good for you, ma'am. Congratulations.
I would think that skateboarding at that age falling, would
you are your bones more brittle?

Speaker 8 (01:07:37):
Well maybe not hers, though there's a chance that whatever
she's doing all the skating, her ligaments are tend to
everything's great, and so she falls, she's gonna be okay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
But who knows? Yeah, is that sports make a chance? Okay?
Well I don't either, and I'm way younger.

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
Were you ever a skateboard guy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
When I was a kid?

Speaker 8 (01:07:58):
Kind of gosh, see, I've never been too coordinated.

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
So we used to go to California when I was
a kid and it was so popular there and I
always wanted to be able to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
But yeah, we always said we had our skateboards. We
go around the neighbors.

Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
Do you have the big wide ones or did you
have the little skinny one?

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Yeah, there's the long boards. That's something.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
Basically, you get you good going and begin what how
do you stop? Remember skater Dater one of those afternoon
TV things I remember Dennis Miller once referenced that in
a bit, and I'm only one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
On earth that gets exactly I'm aware of it. I
never did see it. What skater dater?

Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
It was one of those afternoon TV things, like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
An after school special type.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
Who did think?

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Skater boy?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Who was that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
I like that one coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
We have, for some reason, a a hunk of stories
on the topic of the female orgasm, including one you
thought it Wasn't real one title one entitled super Orgasm
I've never been I've got a story about things that
could cause a female orgasm? Oh really?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Yeah? Okay, is it watching a small child will be
into a coffee can?

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
Is it sitting on top of the washing machine?

Speaker 12 (01:09:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
But is it having?

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Is it having? Is it having a brinkstruck? Unloading your garage?
These will all be explored and we come back to
the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (01:09:29):
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Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
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Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Hey, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy
Lee at the Silk Insurance News here for you. That
sounded insincere. What do you thank you? She was sending
somebody a little love note there or something? No, opposite
the opposite of a late note. Can you tell us

(01:10:08):
what it was about?

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
No, somebody's using the wrong email and I had to correct.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Oh boy, I had to correct that. You know, my
daughter's acted up and I corrected them. There's Jeff Oske,
that's from the Shining. There's Josh Arnold as Cosby. Who
we are in the O'Reilly auto part Studios?

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGee, and Christy Lee is at
the Silac Insurance News discom.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Are you gonna do your big orgasm?

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
Hunk?

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Am? I? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
A new study suggests women may experience more frequent, intense,
and satisfying orgasms when their partner is funny, confident, and rich.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I've heard this funny thing all my life? Right, and Tom,
would you care to go over? Well, you're you're total,
You're you sum me up in one sentence. I think
you're a man with a great sense of humor, certainly
all about the but your totally alone part? What about that? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Go ahead?

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
I think it's been in some cases a rough road
for you, but you're doing just fine. You're hanging in there.

Speaker 7 (01:11:20):
Researchers at the University at Albany surveyed heterosexual female college
students in committed relationships.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Heterosexual female college students.

Speaker 12 (01:11:29):
Yeah where, I know, I know where they didn't, Yeah,
asking about orgasm frequency, intensity, and overall sexual satisfaction.

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
They found that orgasm frequency was strongly linked to a
partner's family, income, self confidence, and attractiveness. A man sense
of humor not only predicted his self confidence and income,
but also was associated without often women initiated sex with
them and how often they reached orgasm. So now you're

(01:12:03):
telling me that if you're funny, you get a lot
more women hitting on you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Guys, I think that's true. I don't know, Josh, you thought,
I think other things coming to play, Yeah, yeah, especially
the rich part.

Speaker 8 (01:12:18):
Yeah sure, I mean it sounds to me like if
the person has fun, if you can have fun with
them and feel secure with them, you're gonna, yeah, you're gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
What's your name?

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
My name's a JP Morgan Bezos Musks.

Speaker 9 (01:12:33):
When I first started m seeing, I was working with
this bigger name comic and uh, there were some ladies
who had came to meet him and they left and
I go, so do you being on the road, do
you get a lot of ladies? And he goes, uh,
he goes, I get a lot of this. I get
a lot of after the show, Hey, you were really funny.
I'm gonna go home and bang my boyfriend is in
a band, Like, Okay, that's good to know.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
First, do you want to take that?

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
I told you you should play guitar. You would have
had one night.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Uh no, musical.

Speaker 6 (01:13:03):
It's interesting. But again, this is one of those self
reported surveys.

Speaker 7 (01:13:07):
Well, and it's also college students. Why don't they ask
middle aged women?

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Mm?

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Yeah, it's a whole different thing.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
I think heterosexual college students in a committed relationship, that
seems like a fairly.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
Narrow Yeah, especially in college, that's where you go to
not have a committed relationship.

Speaker 8 (01:13:24):
And I don't know, is it fair to say most
college girls haven't had their best orgasms yet?

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
I would say that's why I said you should have
talked to middle aged women.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
For that, for that right? Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:13:35):
Yes, yeah, so what works for middle aged women? Funniness
doesn't get you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Off dildo's No, we're getting we're getting Christy today. Vibration. Yeah,
unless you plug yourself in and vibrant.

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
I think there's a thing that's my favorite Bob Marley song,
Wall to wall vibrations.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
I want to hear a letter that's somewhat related. Sure, absolutely.
John from Richland, Michigan familiar with Richland. No, I heard
yesterday about the odd things Jeff and Josh found while fishing.
My brother in law was fishing in the up near
Houghton a few years ago. They hooked what they thought
was a huge fish. Well, after all of a sudden done,

(01:14:18):
they did not reel in a giant fish. They reeled
in a duffel bag full of various sized dildos and
a duffel of dildos. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
To this day this is turning into one of those
broadcast things. A peck of pickle peckers, a duffel of dildos.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
To this day, we still try to figure out what
the heck, why they were dumped, what was going on?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Weird.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
Do you ever hear my story about the two giant
dildos that I found.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
That you found?

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Were they in the essence of the story is no, Oh,
you'll find those eventures.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
I'll get the U in the This is in a
winter park, Florida, Greater Orlando.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Beautiful. Oh now how far is that from?

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
You know there's a city down there called DeLand.

Speaker 6 (01:15:14):
Yeah, Florida, forty five minutes that's supposed from DeLand. Uh,
but DeLand is so closer to De SiO.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
See.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
I took hord of this this guy's apartmentff and it
was it was like a little carriage house behind this beautiful,
beautiful home. They had three little carriage houses he rented out.
And I went in there and I decided to paint
it the inside. And in the process of that, I, uh,
the guy that I was renting it from, my that
I had that had it before me. I knew, and uh,

(01:15:45):
he thought he cleaned the whole place up, but he had.
And I found two jockstraps with huge male members attached
to them.

Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
Oh no kidding, what, Yes, that's tough to say. Hey,
I use these with my girlfriend, So I bet you do.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
But the only the only.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
One I think that will understand this or get this.

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
And so I wanted. I went up to the guy
and I told him, I said, hey, look, and I was.
I was cleaning this thing out and I found these,
you know, these two these two dildos attached to jock straps,
and he goes, oh, sorry, I left those there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
This guy was at the in the drama department at
at Rollins College, which is right there, and they had
put on the play Lycestrata. You're right, and that's the
that's the great play in which the men they go
to war, they still the women stop having sex. The
women stopped having sex with the men until they stopped
the war. Yeah, so this guy's interpretation of it, the

(01:16:42):
men were all walking around with huge erections and these
were these were prop dildos for the play. At least
that's what he said. You know, I'm glad you said
this is Trata, not serra no debersh. Yeah, well, probably
the most pretentious of stories.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I was just sitting here. I wonder how he's going
to explain that. There's only one one way to explain it,
isn't I mean? How odd? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:17:10):
Very but can you imagine, Let's just say, in a
tragic situation, this guy had died, yes one, and his
mom and dad come to clean out the apartment and
they find two strap on. You know Dilze's they're gonna think,
oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
God, we're doing a play called Evenings at my house and.

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
It's called h Peg and Ted Peg and Ted's Luxurious Adventure.
But yeah, every word of that is true.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
You know, I kind of do. That's so weird.

Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
I actually this guy worked with me and I actually
went to see one of the plays he was in,
and the play was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
The subject was roses.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
And that's why that's one of those plays where that
where that phrase is in the play, which is sort
of embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
The subject was roses.

Speaker 9 (01:18:07):
So how did you I don't see you touching those
to dispose of them? Did they just stay there?

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
No, I put them in a bag. I put them
in a bag and took them over to them. I said,
I found these. Wait, so there was a chance you're
in a car wreck and die and someone's find those
in your back seat.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
I never thought of that. How about that? How about that?
How you got to explain that away? Oh man? That's
you raise a good point. Is that where your fear
of people finding things after you pass away started? Or
did your aunt implant that or no.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
That Actually, this is gonna sound ridiculous. But I was
watching I was watching an interview with William F. Buckley,
remember that guy, sure, yeah, used to drop a lot
of Latin phrases. And he was telling a story. He
was he was writing an article, well, for his magazine
about pornography.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Of course he was.

Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
So he had a he had a stack of pornography
and he'd put him in his he'd kind of hidden
them in his closet at his home. This is how
he tells the story anyway. And he was on a
rafting expedition, whatever you call it, and the thing, the thing,
this is the true story. The thing flipped over and
as he was, you know, plummeting down these rapids, thinking

(01:19:21):
I'm probably gonna die, instead of having his life flashed
before him, all he could think of was if he dies,
his wife is going to find this, you know, this
stack of filthy magazines and think, you know, all these
years mister Captain Catholic has been cranking it off to uh,
you know, Hustler or whatever, and then is going to
write some yeah that say about al Buckley was such

(01:19:44):
a perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
You know, and gorvida and most of them are probably
gay too much. Sorry, that was I know a similar story.

Speaker 7 (01:19:54):
One of my priests, may he rest in peace, was
doing some marriage counseling and the subject of pornago he
came up and he had no idea and had rented
or somebody had given him a movie that was involved
in this situation or whatever. Yeah, So he was so
afraid that someone would come in and see this in
his so he would hide it in the dryer.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Oh, nobody's gonna look at nobody's gonna look at your dryer.
That's a good place to hide.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:20:23):
Well, that's a good way if you want to try
to curb your masturbation, give your porno to your priest. Yeah,
and then every time you have the ergyanic go to him. Hey,
can I get that video?

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
I really got to take care of something here. You sorry,
you got a really once? Yeah, but you know he
get drunk enough, I guess. Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
So we have more stories coming up about uh the orgasm,
And there's one one of these the headline has the
word of the phrase I should say super orgasm in it.
The other involves cannabis and when who are having issues
in that realm, the realm of orgasm. We'll find out
how those are connected in the world of science. Also, Christy,

(01:21:09):
what else have you got coming up over there?

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
Coming up? We also have we never got to our
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Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
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We have cottage cheese in the news and rethinking that
glass of wine tonight we'll talk about it.

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Speaker 6 (01:22:07):
The topic had come up with a certain adult toys
and the like Dear Bobin Time Show. I used to
work at a hotel. Monday mornings, housekeeping would come in
and tell us stories about all the odd sex toys
and things they would find in their rooms.

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
Oh, you know, I never considered that, but of course, yeah,
everybody's partying on the weekends.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
Yeah, they leave them, leave them behind. Hard to explain
that thing when.

Speaker 7 (01:22:35):
You get when you get get better sex in a
hotel or at home?

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
Tom, your thoughts, I think it's always pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:22:45):
I think home. I honestly, I think it's better at home.
I think hotel real fun, but better at home. I
think when I'm most comfortable is probably when I'm at
my best.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Oh yeah, home alone.

Speaker 6 (01:23:04):
Yes, I thought we have this other story coming up,
two stories coming up about the female orgas. But first,
why don't we examine a little bit of history. Let's
enlighten everybody as to what happened in this date. You
got a sports extra.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
Wrong button today in the history, let me tell you something.
I pall it totally my fault, totally. Sea would have
faked a sports update. I don't have Tom today in
history August fifteen, the IDEs of August? Is that a thing?

(01:23:45):
Tax day? Let's see? Now that's right? This is new
to me.

Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
Fourteen fifty seven. The earliest book this is Weird Mains
Psalter the name of the book.

Speaker 7 (01:24:01):
Fourteen fifty seven. Are you taking away the Bible?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Well, maybe this was the first time the thing it
was actually bound in one.

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
Fuck because I thought I thought that was the Gutenberg Bible.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Who knows?

Speaker 6 (01:24:12):
Yeah, boy, yea mains Ssalter is the name of it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Volume two. I guess mains Pepper.

Speaker 7 (01:24:19):
See the twin fiction non fiction?

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
What we got it? I have no idea what that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
Eighteen forty three Tivoli Gardens amusement park opens in Copenhagen.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Uh, that's Copenhagen.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
Yeah, you've seen the pictures of the horse drawn bumper cars.
Very exciting. The birthday Napoleon Bonaparte? Did you know that
he liked, famously liked the funky smell of a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
That's something. And you know what he grew up. He
was in the right age then, I think, oh yeah, yeah,
and the right part of the world.

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
It has a lot about Josephine, didn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Did you ever make a poem about Napoleon Bonaparte being
blown apart?

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
I don't know, but there is a famous series of
letters to Josephine begging her not to bathe Oh yes, please,
he could enjoy her funk nineteen twelve Julia Child the
French chef, French Chef, French cooking, of course, involves more tongue.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Who's Julia Child? You prefer Meryl Streeps or I'm going
after with the squirting.

Speaker 6 (01:25:30):
But let's see who's this nineteen sixty Havy birthday Deborah Messing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
Oh I like her. Just a sloppy individual. Oh yeah, yeah,
messing everything, messing as a child.

Speaker 6 (01:25:43):
On a milk can. Let's see now, Oh this is good.
If only godlin we're here. Nineteen sixty five, the Beatles
played a fifty five thousand people at Shay Stadium. Yeah,
and we were talking about tickets. Apparently tickets were eight
dollars and fifty cents.

Speaker 7 (01:26:00):
Yeah, so it costs more to see the Beatles at
Shay Stadium then to see led Zeppelin.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
And yeah, so we've learned that Woodstock opened on this
date in nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
And have you seen Woodstock ninety nine on Netflix? No documentary?
Oh boy didn't go well? Did it? It did not?
And there are different opinions on what happened and why
it didn't go well. The original of the problems was
there they were selling water at a higher price. Than beer.

Speaker 7 (01:26:30):
Whoops, not a good idea.

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
In twenty thirteen, the television program Breaking Bad won Best
Drama at the TCA Awards.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Do you know what those are?

Speaker 6 (01:26:43):
No, this is kind of unusual Turner classic. I don't
not exactly. Is that some kind of a science.

Speaker 7 (01:26:52):
Thing TCA Awards.

Speaker 6 (01:26:54):
I don't know. I don't know, Nicole, Oh, maybe it's
teaching kids that chemistry pays off.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Yes, you know, they're the television critics.

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
Okay, that is such a great show. Yeah, that'll go
down as one of the greatest. Yeah, it's certainly top
five of all time.

Speaker 7 (01:27:13):
I couldn't get past the first episode, what Squeaming?

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Quite honestly, that's as gross as that show gets.

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
So I can keep watching.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
There are still rough moments. That's as gross. Yeah, but
that it's a television show. It's not happening. You don't
know that.

Speaker 12 (01:27:34):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
That's right. You want to be in Breaking Bad? Okay,
we're going to put your body into a tom I
did dissolve, and you'll be dead, but you'll be in
Breaking Bad.

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
I talked to a cop friend of mine, and he
once came upon a dead body that was poaching in
a bathtube.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
So stuff like that does happen. That's it's my favorite
kind of eggs.

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
Sorry, it's time now to get back to the SIOWAC
Insurance News desk, where you'll find Christy Lee.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
She is very frisky today, don't you think it does?
Seems plucky?

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
And not to answer your question, no, one would never
be that discussioned about that. Your thoughts absolutely, you asked
the question. Is an intimate encounter in a hotel room hotter?

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:28:28):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
In your thoughts, I think if you're married and you
have kids at home, it's definitely hotter.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
That's a great boy. We're all normal in this room
pretty much, and we enjoy hotel room yes, and room
service yes, and getting away from it all for a
couple of days, but not having to drive for six
hours or wherever the hell you go in Michigan or
wherever you go.

Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
Now here's a scenario. Have you ever checked into a
nice hotel, a nice one, and stayed in bed the
whole day and night? Room service sex, room service sex.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Room service sex? Your thoughts? So, I'm so I'm confusing
sex with the waiter.

Speaker 12 (01:29:11):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
No, I'm not a room I hate room service.

Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
Don't eat for a day.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Just all you do is lay in bed the whole
day you sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
You have the Roman?

Speaker 6 (01:29:22):
Are you kidding there?

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
There's a big theme park outside. Oh my god, well,
let's go outside. I can bore people out there. I
bored everyone here in the hotel room. I've run out
of people to talk at. Let's go outside.

Speaker 9 (01:29:38):
I feel like hotel sex is louder. Yes, probably, like
you want to let everyone around you know you're having
a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
I'm the opposite though, Oh really, yeah? Are you really
way louder at home? Oh? No, because it's my own house. Whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
You don't have kids at home. My point is if
you had kids, yeah, you would definitely not be absolutely
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
I don't. You can't. It's all like you could wake
yourself up again. And the other reason a partner you'd
wake up is because the pizza man. One day, one day,
I will know what the touch of a woman is.
You and me, both, Josh were hopelessly, dreadfully alone. All right,

(01:30:26):
how about what about a sleazy hotel?

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
I don't know anything about that.

Speaker 6 (01:30:31):
You've never been in a hotel where you're kind of
concerned about bed bugs?

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Oh, I have Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:30:38):
I've stayed at and I'll say it. A motel was
called Motel sixty seven six the letter T yeah and
then a seven. And there was a hot tub right
next to the bed. All black lacquer furniture and like
three and shag carpet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Oh yeah, that was hot. Yeah, and it was like
forty two dollars a night. Really, I stayed during the
comedy tour. There was a hotel that you didn't take
the sheet off or the whatever the top layer of
the bed off if you just slept on top of
it in your clothes.

Speaker 7 (01:31:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Yeah, I think we've all been.

Speaker 8 (01:31:17):
There was a state by state thing that if hotels
are allowed to charge by the hour. I know growing
up in Missouri you were not allowed to charge by
the hour because my buddies owned a couple of hotels.
My friend his family, and people would come in wanting
to hey, can I just get it for an hour?
And we're not allowed to do that. So I don't
know if it's a law or a policy, but has

(01:31:39):
anybody ever done that? No, rented a hotel room but
for an hour? Yes, no, I mean that's just for sex.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Yeah, there really, tired Dad, I have I have been.

Speaker 6 (01:31:55):
The thing where you're driving a really really long way
and you go into a hotel and just leave for
two hours and get back on the road.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
No you have oh wow, yeah, in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
So you go you realize, I have got to get
some sleep, and I'm not going to pull into a
rest stop and get that situation cocur.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Because you'll be you'll be raped.

Speaker 7 (01:32:17):
Right, of course, there are tons of comedians who will
disagree with you that sleeping restops all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Well, right now, did you see that sweet ass over
there in that range roder? Good? Yeah, let's go rape here.

Speaker 6 (01:32:31):
Well, the good news is, yeah, the good news is
I've got a new three minute hunk for my new
hour on being sodomized by a stranger with bad breath.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
How are you, sir? We're the rest area rapist. Welcome
to our rest area. Now, of course you know how
this goes.

Speaker 7 (01:32:48):
What's wrong with paranoia is off the chart?

Speaker 6 (01:32:52):
It's right, there's some guy that wasn't paranoid right now
lying in a slab. Good, they're about to autopsy the
dumb idiot. Now, rape and murder now now coming up.
We still have our orgasm hunk, marijuana and the female orgasm,
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Speaker 8 (01:34:38):
This reminds me of this is a little family feudish. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
let's plain a few makes me happy. Ace Cosby's here.
We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Hello Tom, Tom. How do you think we would do
on the family feud if we as a Oh I
think we do pretty well.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
I think so too.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
I think it'd be all right our little group. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:34:59):
I my complain about the family feud is I feel
like it's it's called family feud, but it's for older
there's a lot of like sex questions and stuff. I
think they'd be great if they had a family feud
where you had younger kids with their parents. And it's
one hundred kids were surveyed. These are the top answers
on the board. You know, what's your favorite game to

(01:35:20):
play at a birthday party type stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
That's a really good point there. It is time now
for a like genuinely family feud. Yeah. I feel like
I'll watch it with my younger kids and there's questions
on them like, oh, this is not for younger families,
more for older I was like, I think it'd be
fun to have a seven, ten, and twelve year old
also answering the questions with their mom and dad. Been fun. See,

(01:35:43):
But it's like all those game shows at home. You
I can do this, and then you get in there.
Oh yea, there's no way. Yeah right, you know, name
something you'd eat with crackers? I mean, oh jeez, go
to be number one. Charlie's the wrong. Well, there's very

(01:36:06):
very few things are I wouldn't eat with Charlie's My friends.
Why you all have sex on the brain today, don't you? Yeah? Yeah, alrday.

Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
We have Christie Lee. She's over there, you can see her.
She's at the Silent Insurance news desk. We've been talking
about cannabis as it relates to orgasms with the ladies,
and we finally have a scientific study.

Speaker 7 (01:36:29):
Yes, ladies, listen up. There's new research that suggests marijuana
use may improve your orgasmic function. It's published in the
journal Sexual Medicine, Sexual Men among Women in a.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Better Song, Marvin Sexual Healing, No Holy Hell.

Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
Among women with orgasm difficulties, Cannabis use was linked to
a forty percent increase in orgasm frequency. Nearly ninety percent
reported reaching orgasm more often when using cannabis. Satisfaction all
so improved. Eighty six percent of women recorded a higher
orgasm satisfaction with cannabis compared to.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
Without it.

Speaker 6 (01:37:14):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Come on, you said there's no better song, no no
better song than no better song ever written. Well, I'm
I know. Probably Cramp does a vision of a version
of this.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
You know, I'm not familiar with Gramp, but I'll look
into it. You haven't heard see there's sexual healing. I'll
tell you that. It's uh.

Speaker 8 (01:37:39):
I think this This song's just been overplayed in like
comedic ways for me. Oh okay, okay, he's hitting on her.
Will Ferrell's Saw Pretty Girl like you know what I mean.
It's just in a bunch of comedy movies and it's
can we.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Get that law passed? Am I in the minority? I
think I am no more?

Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
Will Ferrell, I love will public. Oh yeah, no, I'm
just I was just naming it. Okay, yeah, so now
what do you think about jump back to the story here.
What do you think about this?

Speaker 7 (01:38:07):
Do you think, uh, I need to research this and
get back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Okay, this is mister oscar. You know your way around
a bong?

Speaker 6 (01:38:15):
Ye. I thought you're going to say a booty und
Do you know this would suggest that, at least in
the case of the women they tested, that they cannabis
use improve their ability to orgasm and the intensity of it.

Speaker 9 (01:38:29):
I thought it was just being with me. Apparently it
was so weird. What do you think it has to
do with relaxing? Probably less in your head?

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
Yeah, you're.

Speaker 8 (01:38:39):
Women get in the way of the organ Oh yeah yeah,
And I don't mean that in a disparaging way.

Speaker 7 (01:38:44):
It's just no you think, oh yeah, they're yeah. Absolutely.
You worry about performance, you worry about books, you worry
about well.

Speaker 6 (01:38:52):
Do you think it's also the fact that there's a
time component to it. Knowing that the door dash is
going to be there in about thirty minutes, you got
to get it done.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
No, you've never done that's a fun game.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
I don't do.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Well, let's see if we can beat the door Dash guy.

Speaker 6 (01:39:05):
You've done that, right, Yeah, I've done it alone and
with somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Well there, it's never not fun.

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
Now you have you have stated and I'm not. Maybe
this is something you can or cannot bring up.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
It's up to you. Yes, you have issues with time, yes, yeah,
decades of being on an SSRI, I have made it
so that it takes me forever. Sometimes I just stop.
So can you tell door Dash to slow down? It
can just look up?

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
Is it like with that thing in your text message
where you go, don't send this till seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
I'll put it this way.

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
There's an option on there for like an extra three bucks,
you can get the express delivery.

Speaker 9 (01:39:47):
I've never once done that. Now, let me ask you this, Josh.
If you've been with a lady and it's newer, so
she's not kind of aware of everything you're going through,
have you ever faked orgasm to end it?

Speaker 6 (01:40:01):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:40:01):
I've just explained the situation, and I've said if and
if we're getting if it's you know, somebody I'm kind
of getting serious with. It's if you like you and
I can both go to my doctor and we can
discuss the issues that and he's very I I'll just
do it for Yeah, and if you find him handsome,
you go a. So you've never faked orgasm? No, No,
I've just said oh yeah, I've just said, hey, it's

(01:40:23):
not going to happen. Oh, I just like shut her go.
You just don't you in the air, throw some confetti.
Not like you don't open a.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
Pack and a man because you need some tubing at
some point. You don't keep toaster strudalizing in your drawer.
Oh that's good, that's a good idea. You think she
knew me. I don't think she knew at all. What
was your how do you do it again? And was

(01:41:03):
the reason you had to be somewhere or you gonna
get there? There was? It wasn't hot.

Speaker 8 (01:41:10):
I just assume women understand the hey, it's not gonna
happen feeling, because.

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
Yeah, a lot of women have been there, and I
will say that it doesn't always go over though.

Speaker 9 (01:41:21):
I feel women get more angry if the man doesn't
achieve vice versa. Yeah, like they take offense to it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 8 (01:41:35):
Most of the time. I'd rather hear just get off
and I'm fine. I know that sounds insane of you.

Speaker 6 (01:41:42):
Now it doesn't say I'm wondering if it depends how
the cannabis is delivered. I don't know it's a what
is it a gummy or something else? But it's worth exploring.
This is once again from the Psychological Post website.

Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
Now, was that anecdote or was that self reported as well?
Oh it must have been. I don't think a scientist
went well to know they.

Speaker 6 (01:42:06):
Had the the the the orgasmtron, you know, which measures it. Oh,
you're in the Red Man.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:42:15):
A documentary out there investigating how some women experience what's
called the super orgasm. Women who experience this are reportedly
able to orgasm one hundred times.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
In a row.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Is this good or bad? Is this one of those things?

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:42:31):
The super Orgasm is exploring this phenomenon this documentary.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
A hundred Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:42:36):
With these people have the ability typically have greater blood
flow to their genitals.

Speaker 8 (01:42:41):
I'm asking for tom. At what point during the hundred
orgasms in a row do the bowels give out or
or the partner if there's one there, the partner just
goes come on.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
It's like when you say bless you to somebody who
sneezed three times in a row and then they go
the fourth. You're like, up right, I've got an oil
change schedule for nobody likes nobody likes anything this much. Come.

Speaker 7 (01:43:08):
Super Orgasmic women also tend to have high alpha waves,
meaning they are relaxed during the whole experience. Okay, experts
believe that the climaxing state is possible with a combination
of relaxation and yoga.

Speaker 6 (01:43:23):
Doesn't super alpha waves. Isn't that how that guy Bruce
Banner becomes the Hulk?

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Absolutely, it's gamma gama.

Speaker 6 (01:43:34):
Don't you think that the calling it a super sort
of takes away the gravitasphym sounds kind of silly one
hundred times that would you just be sitting there drooling,
You'd be worn out.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
You need a lot of fluid, I would get well,
maybe not.

Speaker 6 (01:43:50):
I guess you don't always have to know you got
You gotta water it down, like the Reel and Jaws
where he's reeling in the.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Keep it from smoking.

Speaker 8 (01:43:59):
How how long does the say how long would it
as long? Does your typical orgasm last ten seconds?

Speaker 7 (01:44:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Never from like it's where you're like, oh, this is
going to happen to it happened? Yeah, probably ten.

Speaker 6 (01:44:10):
I can't tell us the film we have of Christie
that's in slow mo.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
So one hundred times ten seconds is like an afternoon.
That's a thousand seconds. Yes, so that sixty seconds in
a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:44:28):
And that's been so many ounces a pound there's the
fluid ounces.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
I lost my place.

Speaker 6 (01:44:33):
Hey, if you're just joining us, So we are in
the Orelioto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.
Happy to be here coming up. I understand special guest
ed septic will be joining us a special news review.
I thought it was a real special guest, A real
special guest. Somebody's going to come in and invade our space.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Stamping on our area, going through our bagels. I don't
want to get We have Christie Lee is over there
at the Silac Insurance news disc. What else happening?

Speaker 7 (01:45:00):
A new gallup pole shows some Americans are drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Hang on, I think the next time and from every
subsequent time, if they have a new gallup pole, a
guy should come out on horseback. Okay, that's right, do
you have it?

Speaker 7 (01:45:14):
Do we have a galloping horse?

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
Sound effects?

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
We hold it up above his head. I have a
new gallop pole.

Speaker 7 (01:45:19):
They took away my sound effects stuff, so I don't
have that anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
But well you were abusing it. Yeah, we can only
hear going and best song ever made. Gosh, I have
a new pole, gallup, I have a new pole.

Speaker 7 (01:45:42):
Shows that fewer Americans are drinking alcohol, and those who
are drinking are drinking less. Just under fifty five percent
of US adults now say they drink liquor, wine or beer.
That's the lowest level in more than thirty years. More
than half of all adults now believe moderate drinking is
bad for their health, a record high, up from thirty

(01:46:03):
percent in twenty fifteen. Among young adults eighteen to thirty four,
about two thirds see moderate drinking as unhealthy. Keep with
me here. About half of Americans fifty five and older
feel the same too, light just checked out. Health experts
say the shift reflects growing awareness of the link between
alcohol and negative health outcomes, including its role as a

(01:46:25):
leading cause of cancer, or of course, the sale of cannabis.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
I would think, right, yeah, but the studies, the new studies.

Speaker 6 (01:46:33):
Are well yeah, And when I read this, then the
rest of this article I taped on to hear because
I was wondering if the data of liquor and wine
and beer sales reflected this or.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
If it was just but they do.

Speaker 7 (01:46:50):
Yeah, beer, wine, and traditional spirits have all seen declines
in both dollar value and volume this year. Wine is
down nearly six percent in dollars seven percent. Beer sales
have fallen over four percent by volume, and spirits are
also down slightly.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
The only exceptions.

Speaker 7 (01:47:08):
Ready to drink cocktails in certain premium liquors, such as
tequila and mescal, which continue to see modest growth despite
the broader downturn. Interesting, Yeah, tequila's really hot right now, big, big, big.
I went to buy some tequilla the other day and
there was more tequila than gin.

Speaker 1 (01:47:25):
I mean it was the whole, Yeah, a whole. Like,
why what else were you? We're looking for gin so
far in tequila?

Speaker 7 (01:47:32):
What I wasn't looking for gin, I was they were.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Let me ask you this, when you go to one
of those places, do you grab a shopping cart?

Speaker 12 (01:47:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
I went in for one bottle, left with one bottle.
I love tequila has always been my favorite. Yeah, I
like mescal. What's the difference, Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:47:52):
I think it's aged and like a oak barrel or
something it has more of a smoky flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
That's a kind of tequila. I think. So I'm not
very smart on that stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:48:02):
So what's interesting though, is that so but overall drinking
is down, particularly in a certain and certain younger age groups.
One would think with the way the world is right now,
who'd want to be awake, alert and sober.

Speaker 9 (01:48:16):
I think more people are just realizing, like, you can
get high, take one gummy and you're good for the night.

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
You don't have to drink.

Speaker 7 (01:48:24):
Yeah, and the other big gears big thing that I
have noticed are the THHC drinks, Like, like I go out,
you know, we do some things where we bring our
own like coolers, and a lot of friends of mine
are bringing that instead of a bottle of wine to it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
I saw some at the liquor store the other day, like,
oh you can do that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
Oh yeah, it'll always have its both things will always
have its place. Oh well, it's interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
I wonder if there is a component of a cannabis
Do we know if if in states where cannabis is legal,
if liquor sales are correspondingly down. I'll have to do
a little homework on that. See if there's any any
relationship between relations things. And from now one we have
a gallop pole. We do have the sound of a horse.

Speaker 5 (01:49:07):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
That is what did you say, gallup poll? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:49:16):
We finally have this. Speaking of gallop, all that power anyway,
but speaking of sound effects, we finally have this one.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
We were talking about what was it AOL Oh you
mean this one that's the horn of my bicycle.

Speaker 6 (01:49:31):
We were talking about AOL is actually officially shutting down
dial up internet access.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
Yes, I have that. Well, I just we were trying
to find the sound effect. I've got it.

Speaker 6 (01:49:40):
I think, Okay, this is and it's what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
What is the you've got mail? It's like screechy and
oh yeah, here it is. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:49:51):
According to the Census, a wad or just which just
over one hundred and sixty three thousand households we're using
dial up below to get online in twenty twenty three,
one hundred and sixty three thousand, representing just overer point
one three percent of all homes with internet subscriptions. Wise,
it's completely gone away September thirtieth, that will be completely gone.

Speaker 6 (01:50:12):
Okay, how am I gonna be able to get on
my MySpace?

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:50:19):
We have coming up in the news, CHRISTI Lee, what
do you got over there?

Speaker 7 (01:50:22):
Coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
We have cottage cheese in the news. We have I
want it almost ice cold. That's all I want my
cottage cheese. I agreed, and not running. Yes, I agree.
I like my cottage cheese with pepper and salt and
just a smidge of ranch dressing. Get you there?

Speaker 3 (01:50:38):
Whoa oh yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:50:39):
And is that sheep in the West Loop in Chicago.
We'll talk about that coming sheep sheep?

Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
Wow? Okay, right now?

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Speaker 11 (01:52:21):
I want to share a letter or comment. Our email
is Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:52:30):
These Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show.
This is my favorite bumper music. That's what they call him.
When we come back and rejoined on a network. There's
Christy Lee. Hello, Josh Arnold, Hi Ace Cosby, and I
believe Tom we here are getting ready for a special visit.

Speaker 6 (01:52:53):
This music count reminds me of Stranglehold a bit. Yeah, Ted, Yeah,
that's my favorite attention. Now we have a Christy Lee
at the Sielac Insurance News Descibal check in with Christy
in a second. But right now, I believe we have
a special guest joining us via satellite.

Speaker 3 (01:53:10):
There he is.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
Wait a minute, hold it, Tom, say who that is?
It's Ed Sceptic, It says so on his tongue does
that's right. This was a gift from Nelson.

Speaker 9 (01:53:22):
It's an ed septic. I'll bang your pipe, not your wife,
official ed septic tie.

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
Very nice, Oh boy, And remember Ed Sceptic is the
first one to say he don't give a flush. Yes,
well I don't. I don't want to cause no problem.

Speaker 9 (01:53:41):
Since Jeff's been in there, I thought i'd fill in
for him at the Failed Dimension news desk.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
He gives you a lot of the news each week.
He don't give you all the news. So I'm here
to give you the news. He failed dimension ascap. All right,
that's enough of that. Alright.

Speaker 9 (01:53:59):
As you know, I'm the number one plumber in the
business and number two. Here's what I failed to mention.
It's a big day here at the septic house. My boy,
little Dye is moving into college today.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:54:11):
Apparently he's too good to go into the trades like
his papa and his papa's papa's papa's papa. Instead, he
decided to attend the University of Disappointed dad.

Speaker 1 (01:54:22):
Oh man, college is expensive, have you seen it?

Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
Oh man?

Speaker 9 (01:54:26):
I should have set up a savings plan back when
he was just a baby and I was working nice
managing that twenty four hour women's fitness center for the
fuller figured gal called Curves. Oh man, let me tell you,
those hefty honeyes drop even five pounds. They can't wait
to put out. Anyway, His mama, who you'll remember, left

(01:54:48):
me for my brother Ted. I thought she was gonna
send him to school with her beanie baby collection.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:54:54):
Come to find out, the only beanie baby in her
collection worth anything was the Princess Diana Beanie. Ironically, HER's
got damage in a car wreck which she was bringing
her home.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
So it's only worth about fifty bucks now, Edward.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
Yeah, I ended up having.

Speaker 9 (01:55:09):
To take out a bunch of student loans with Sally May,
Freddie Mac and Jenny Craig just to pay his tuition.

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
Yeah, my boy says he wants to be a proctologist.

Speaker 9 (01:55:19):
I guess he'll deal with the crap inside the body
and I'll handle it once it comes out. Well, I
better jump off here. I got to finish loading the
mini van before we head out. I hope there's still
room for the caguraider go gift from old Dad here.

Speaker 1 (01:55:33):
Very nice?

Speaker 6 (01:55:34):
Oh real quick.

Speaker 9 (01:55:36):
I want to remind you guys, I'm running a back
to school special. I'll renovate your college kid's empty room,
turn it into a luxurious master bath retreat with a
double walk in shower, soaking tub, wet dry sauna. Only
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the plumber who banks pipes. Never wives have a good day,

(01:55:57):
Bible time.

Speaker 3 (01:56:01):
Jeff Oscar one.

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
And twenty nine k Tom, Yeah, remember the price is firm.

Speaker 12 (01:56:11):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:56:11):
Who had the poem earlier today?

Speaker 5 (01:56:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:56:13):
Yeah, mister Osco had that.

Speaker 8 (01:56:15):
Remember how yes, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, little man, tinkle in
the tinkle can.

Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
Okay, whatever. He would go out fishing with his grandfather
and he said, you can't pee in the lake. That
will disturb the fish. I need to see you tinkle
in this coffee can. Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:56:32):
Now here's another one. This comes to us from dan
and Pennsylvania. I saw a sign hanging in an outhouse,
excuse me, in an outhouse. It read, if you sprinkle
when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seed.

Speaker 1 (01:56:46):
Oh yeah, I see, I've absolutely seen that.

Speaker 6 (01:56:50):
You go there, it is right there.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
It's etched on a Is that a toilet seed or
just around? Yeah? Nice? That is hil a lot of work.

Speaker 7 (01:57:00):
Someone had to have a soldering gun or whatever those
things are.

Speaker 6 (01:57:03):
The I think it's etched, thank you. They didn't need
to capitalize the A or the A in and and
the team those So that's that's your criticism.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
Oh yeah, that's a big pet peeve. There are wisdom
is the articles are not capitalized?

Speaker 6 (01:57:20):
Is the font okay? It was fine?

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
Passable?

Speaker 6 (01:57:24):
Okay, yeah, because when toilet graffiti and what what's more
important than the font right and the grammar.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
Okay, let's see Christy.

Speaker 6 (01:57:34):
Lee is over there at the Silac Insurance News disc
What's happening?

Speaker 7 (01:57:37):
Cottage cheese suppliers are struggling to keep up with demand
following a popularity boost thanks to TikTok TikTok, you got it.
Andrew Westrich, marketing manager at Organic Valley, told CNN Organic
Valley cottage cheese is selling faster than we can make it.
Good Culture, a brand often featured in prominent videos, has

(01:57:58):
also struggled to keep its product on shelves so much
that it had to address the situation in a social
media post. In the past few years, social media users
looking for diet friendly snacks have been sharing recipes for
everything from cottage cheese ice cream to cottage cheese bagels.
CNN reports that some manufacturers are investing in new facilities

(01:58:20):
and additional equipment to keep up with demand.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
Is cottage cheese indeed a diet food.

Speaker 7 (01:58:27):
It's always been touted as one.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
Yes, but I I mean, I don't think so, but
I'm all for it. There are some low fact cottage Yeah,
it's gotta be better than I guess a bowl of
ice cream. Huh. But not as many galleries.

Speaker 6 (01:58:41):
I had to be pretty old before I tried it.
I had to be pretty old before I appreciated it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:47):
It looked so old. I have never had cottage cheese. No,
it doesn't seem like it's up your alley. If you
can't do the mayonnaise shoe violently.

Speaker 7 (01:58:55):
But I can do sour cream now, which I couldn't before.

Speaker 1 (01:58:58):
That's a big stack you get. How did you get
to the sour cream.

Speaker 7 (01:59:01):
The baked potato thing?

Speaker 1 (01:59:03):
Yeah, you realized amazing. Yeah, the taste of the baked potato. Yeah,
you know, all foods tends to be that way if
you give it a chance.

Speaker 7 (01:59:12):
Maybe some salt like dipping my toes.

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
Don't put your cream. Somebody just ran off the road.
You can't get enough.

Speaker 7 (01:59:25):
What does cottage cheese taste like? I mean, is it
like yogurt?

Speaker 6 (01:59:28):
I mean it's got it. You can kind of chew it.
Let's go on a cracker.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
Well, it's a it's a kind of a sour mill.

Speaker 7 (01:59:35):
Now it's a texture thing too.

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
I always think if you were blind, you couldn't tell
if there were a bugs in it or not. The
texture is a little buggy.

Speaker 6 (01:59:46):
Selling it wouldn't bugs have more of a crunch.

Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
I am not in my palate. These might be more
grubby or magnet more grubby.

Speaker 6 (01:59:54):
Man, Yeah, we're not. This is good because we'll get
people to stop getting caughtage. So when I go to
get my brand, which is good culture, which is impossible
to find.

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
Oh that's good stuff. We were talking about this and
there about a month ago. I bet you had good
culture long before it was hip.

Speaker 6 (02:00:12):
Oh my gosh, it's hip because of me, your drendsetter,
good culture and organic farms, organic Valley Valley.

Speaker 1 (02:00:21):
Thank you. You've been in the products. You've been in
that organic valley right. Oh yeah, that's all you spent
some time, right yeah. But if I see anything that
looks like got its cheese, I'm out. You like to
take it? Oh yeah, that's a good call.

Speaker 6 (02:00:36):
Actually, organic valley, little grass fed.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
Oh yeah, free room. We let it run free. And
this is the sext show today, isn't it? Oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:00:51):
So but they're blaming it on TikTok.

Speaker 7 (02:00:53):
Yes, what's going on there because a lot of well
a lot of people are using TikTok to show their
diet secrets. And cottage cheese always used and recipes are
huge on TikTok, I follow four or five people now
well on Instagram, same thing basically.

Speaker 8 (02:01:09):
Okay, well, you know my mom would replace Ricotta. She
she whenever she made Lasagni, and then I actually had
it with Ricotta and went, oh this is better, yes,
much much better.

Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, it's amazing.

Speaker 6 (02:01:24):
Just a general rule of those substitutes right now. Coming up,
we have more news from Christy Lee, and also we
have an interesting story in the world of selfies. I'll
let you kind of think about it for a minute.
It involves a gigantic elephant in the wild and a selfie.

Speaker 1 (02:01:45):
Always a good idea.

Speaker 6 (02:01:46):
Yeah, I mean you can see where where this is going,
as opposed to the idiot with the phone. We're in
the orally Autopart Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (02:01:55):
More of the show is on the way.

Speaker 11 (02:01:57):
You can find us on x at Bob and Tom
or you can email us at Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance News Desk. Hello, there's Jeff Oski.
Hey man, Jeff, you missed h Ed sceptics. Are you
dead or well? I wouldn't say I missed him. There's
Josh Arnold weather Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly
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(02:02:31):
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Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee.

Speaker 6 (02:02:40):
No, we've got oh, good, good. A lot of different
interesting topics today. But right now is it back to
the letters?

Speaker 5 (02:02:46):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:02:47):
I have a letter for ed Septic. Oh who it says,
Dear Bob and Tom. I'm not going to give this
guy's name so he doesn't get in trouble. I'm a
sergeant at a maximum security prison in Florida for the
past nine years. Wow, the past few years, we've had
a lot of plumbing issues. I think it would be
great for ed Septic to come down here help out

(02:03:07):
with the issue. He could bang pipes and the inmates
wives since they can't. Just a thought, please just start
banging the wives of mass murderers.

Speaker 1 (02:03:21):
That's the only way I could get off. I didn't
know that there were a hierarchy like the military at
the correctional institute. Is her sergeant We'll be careful out there.
I thank you very much. I will get ed right
on that. I liked ed Septic's new tie. Right now,
it's time to chick in with the lady over there.
That's Christie Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance News desk.

Speaker 7 (02:03:45):
Burglars in Kingston, Washington broke into a Starbucks by tunneling
through the bathroom wall from the vacant unit next door.
This break in happened around three third. They needed a
coffee fixed pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (02:03:57):
That's where the money it is.

Speaker 7 (02:03:59):
Yeah, the break in happened around three thirty am August eighth.
Deputies say the suspects ransacked the store, went through cash drawers,
cut computer cables, and battered as safe in an attempt
to open it. Oh, it's still unclear how much of
anything was stolen, as damages and losses are being assessed.
The usual break The unusual break in was discovered by

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a Starbucks employee arriving for an early shift. The method
points to a well planned operation rather than a random crime,
according to investigators.

Speaker 8 (02:04:29):
But again, I mean, you know what, and I would
guess fifteen hundred dollars at most in the Starbucks safe
I got some day old cream and some package is fun.

Speaker 7 (02:04:39):
They all go to the night deposit, right.

Speaker 1 (02:04:43):
What you have a safe full of tills?

Speaker 12 (02:04:46):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:04:47):
But what are you have?

Speaker 6 (02:04:47):
Three?

Speaker 1 (02:04:48):
Maybe four?

Speaker 2 (02:04:49):
And how right?

Speaker 7 (02:04:50):
Nobody pays cash anymore?

Speaker 6 (02:04:51):
Yeah, that's the thing. And they broke through the wall
of the adjacent store. Yeah, it sounds like to me
they've seen too many movies Ocean's eleven. But at least
they made the whole venti so the big guy could
get through it. I this just makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (02:05:11):
They probably didn't realize how little cash there would be there.
I don't know. Well, we grow through the bathroom wall.

Speaker 6 (02:05:18):
The good news is I got a couple of scones
for free. Coffee wasn't made yet.

Speaker 8 (02:05:24):
So those cake pops, Yeah that's the thing. You know
what you throwing the cake pops? That those all things work?

Speaker 3 (02:05:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:05:30):
Absolutely.

Speaker 9 (02:05:31):
Those espresso machines though, probably the most expensive thing in
the place to steal, and they left those. I mean
those could be twelve, fifteen, twenty thousand bucks.

Speaker 1 (02:05:40):
What are you gonna fence in espresso machine? Aren't They
screwed into the carver and oh no, they tried to
break into a save the counter. Mister handy said, the
expresto machines are screwed in like the cupboard. I don't
know what. I'm just saying. They took nothing, except for

(02:06:02):
they've messed the place up. I can pay. You can
pay as much as you want for an espresso machine.
Oh yeah, like a thousand bucks man, and let alone commercial.
The commercial ones start around ten grade. Commercial grade would
be crazy.

Speaker 7 (02:06:15):
A man in Switzerland who was clocked driving seventeen miles
per hour over the speed limit is now facing up
to one hundred and ten thousand dollars in fines. The
hell The heavy penalty is due to the region enforcing
income based fines.

Speaker 3 (02:06:30):
Oh yes, all for it.

Speaker 1 (02:06:32):
He's not only a repeat.

Speaker 7 (02:06:33):
Offender, but he's also one of Switzerland's wealthiest people.

Speaker 1 (02:06:38):
Yeah yeah, punish the ridge, we know.

Speaker 7 (02:06:39):
Court ruled that the man must pay twelve thousand, three
hundred dollars up front.

Speaker 1 (02:06:43):
Oh dare he be successful?

Speaker 6 (02:06:44):
No?

Speaker 9 (02:06:45):
A normal ticket punishes the poor way more than it
punishes the rich.

Speaker 1 (02:06:49):
Punishes the guilty, is what it does. No, you're both guilty.

Speaker 9 (02:06:53):
But if Tom's speeding and he gets a ticket for
one hundred and fifty bucks, that's not going to affect
his life and the least bit. If aces speeding which
would never happen, and he gets one hundred and fifty
dollars ticket for driving too slow, that's going to affect
his life. He made miss this insurance payment he made you,
so I'm all for it. Equal I know you are

(02:07:13):
here and.

Speaker 6 (02:07:13):
Now see I think you're missing the point. So if
you're drunk driving, then the fine should be based on
how you got drunk. So if you're drinking like Pappy
Van Winkle reserve, Okay, yeah, you should pay a much
heavier fineman if you're drinking bush light, that's does that
logic apply?

Speaker 1 (02:07:32):
Okay, funny, hear him out.

Speaker 7 (02:07:36):
The court ruled the Mammos page twelve thousand, three hundred
up front could be forced to pay the remaining ninety
nine thousand if he has caught for a similar roadway
infraction over the next three years. The recent fine isn't
isn't even a record in Switzerland, you'll recall back in
twenty ten, a millionaire Ferrari driver got a ticket equal
to about two hundred and ninety thousand dollars for speeding

(02:07:59):
in the eastern canton of Saint Gallion, Switzerland. Is not
alone in finding drivers based on their financial situation. Jeff, Germany, France,
Austria and the Nordic countries all do the same.

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
Yep, that's right.

Speaker 6 (02:08:11):
Yeah, but it's not like the poor in Switzerland are
getting a five dollars ticket necessarily.

Speaker 1 (02:08:16):
Well I guess they are, if it's based on their
stupid income.

Speaker 8 (02:08:19):
It's just not the guy completely not fair.

Speaker 6 (02:08:24):
Didn't the guy that owns Nokia get fined a million dollars?

Speaker 1 (02:08:28):
Yeah, it was something like that some.

Speaker 6 (02:08:31):
The place you just mentioned. It sounds like something from
a fantasy movie, the Eastern Canton of Saint Gallum or start,
something from this puff the Magic Dragon songs.

Speaker 1 (02:08:41):
On the planet Hall.

Speaker 7 (02:08:42):
I know nothing about Switzerland, but to me it seems
like the most perfect country on the on the planet.
Like they just it's just like perfect there.

Speaker 8 (02:08:51):
I feel like it's the place where people those studies
come out, where it says people are really happy.

Speaker 1 (02:08:55):
Yeah, I mean gorgeous. But if our millionaire I'd move immediately.
I'm not putting but that socialist crap.

Speaker 7 (02:09:01):
I'm not Swiss banks there, don't they have like a
couple of their money.

Speaker 6 (02:09:06):
A couple of big rock stars live there. Phil Collins there. Yeah,
if you call that living a fair point, I would
argue if I could, he's dying there. If they did
that in the I wondered, that'll be interesting. If they
did that here, they probably will and then whatever you

(02:09:26):
guys will see, it's going to be bad for NFL players.
And because they seem to be getting the most speeding tickets.

Speaker 1 (02:09:31):
How much is how much what an ordeal is to
made a move to England? Is that going to be
a problem? Because I researched that I thought you would
have down I've gotten. I just want to hear some
thoughts here about you. You want to be an ex pact, Yeah, yeah,
I want to go there and forget about all you people.
Your people. You mean, the only thing I've heard that's

(02:09:53):
tough is getting a work permit or no, I can
just uh tie there. Yeah, yeah, stay indefinitely right, it
works here. Just tell him you're here to visit, and
do any of you believe in the rule of law? No,
I'm here to visit the queen. Well she's dead. Well

(02:10:15):
I'm waiting for the next.

Speaker 8 (02:10:16):
Queen, and maybe I won't have to wait, so I'll
have to wait so long. Actually, I guess that's what
is it? Another boy after Prince Charlie.

Speaker 1 (02:10:24):
Oh yeah, it'll be Will or Harry or whatever the
hell his name is.

Speaker 7 (02:10:29):
It's a lot more involved than you think. You need
to really look into it. It says proper planning and preparation,
you can get it done, but the process is challenging.

Speaker 1 (02:10:38):
Oh you mean other countries make it hard for somebody
just to get in. That's wild. Sounds like the right
money has to get into the right hands.

Speaker 6 (02:10:48):
And coming up, you said we have a loose sheep
in Chicago. Yep, and we have another.

Speaker 1 (02:10:56):
Peacock on the loose. Oh that you say.

Speaker 6 (02:11:01):
The cock?

Speaker 1 (02:11:01):
Okay, di disciss in. They caught him. So anyway, that's
what I That's what I told the cab driver. I know,
it's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (02:11:12):
I told you.

Speaker 6 (02:11:15):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (02:11:16):
We'll stop cry.

Speaker 6 (02:11:19):
Well, coming up, we'll find out about this lost sheep.
Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (02:11:22):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (02:11:22):
Okay, we'll sortinly look forward to that and anything else
going on over there. Chick McGee, you cool?

Speaker 1 (02:11:28):
Uh Silac Insurance Company, let's tell tell them all about it.
I'm happy to do.

Speaker 6 (02:11:32):
You want to help me with this, Christie Lee, Sure.

Speaker 7 (02:11:34):
We can start this you've been hearing about Silac annuities
for a while. Now you're on the Bob and Tom show.
I sponsored the news desk. How about we do another
McGee three?

Speaker 6 (02:11:44):
Are you gonna do it for me?

Speaker 1 (02:11:45):
I could do that rolls though.

Speaker 7 (02:11:46):
All right, okay, here are three questions from Silac. All
right you ready? Number one, dear chick, I want to
browse and read all about the Silac annuity choices. What
is the Silac address for the Silac website, Christy?

Speaker 1 (02:11:59):
That's easy, silacis dot com. That's SI L A c
I NS dot com. Oh great, Hey, you know what.

Speaker 7 (02:12:08):
I love the idea of getting a twenty percent bonus
by going from a four oh one K to a
Silac annuity. So here's your next question. What's the phone
number for that?

Speaker 1 (02:12:16):
Again? Easy? Just dial pound two fifty on your cell
and say bonus twenty. That number again, pound two fifty
and then just say bonus twenty.

Speaker 7 (02:12:25):
Well, you seem to have all the answers.

Speaker 1 (02:12:27):
I love this, all right.

Speaker 7 (02:12:28):
Last question, dear mister McGhee, would it be too much
to ask if you could also read the SILECT disclaimer.

Speaker 1 (02:12:34):
Yes, I'm really tired, Tom, if you would handle that
this is going to be rough for me.

Speaker 6 (02:12:38):
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premium brand, and surrender change.

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
It's banned not brand. See I told you I couldn't
do it.

Speaker 6 (02:12:47):
A premium band and a surrender charge period selected and
maybe subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with
bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Terms and
conditions supply the silacions dot com slash disclosures. We did it, hey, Okay,

(02:13:07):
coming up, we have what Christy Lee.

Speaker 1 (02:13:10):
We have a meteor, we have a diamond.

Speaker 7 (02:13:13):
I'm Aliers, elephants in the news, sheep on the loose,
and somebody drained one of Minnesota's lakes. We'll talk about that.

Speaker 6 (02:13:22):
We'll put the plug back. We are in the Rally
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (02:13:33):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At
the SILAC Insurance News desk. It's Christy Lee. Hi, there's
Jeff Hoske, Hey man, Josh Arnold. Hello Ace Cosby. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee.

Speaker 6 (02:13:50):
We have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Desk
and Real Quick You just had the story about the
guy speeding Inzli was going how far over the speed limit?

Speaker 7 (02:14:00):
Only seventeen miles an hour over?

Speaker 1 (02:14:02):
And his his ticket's going to be how much? What
did I say?

Speaker 7 (02:14:06):
One hundred thousand dollars and ten thousand dollars in fines
if he has to be twelve three up front. But
the other ninety nine thousand is if he's caught doing
something in the next three years, because.

Speaker 1 (02:14:17):
They then they base it on your income. Right, guy's
got a lot of money coming in.

Speaker 6 (02:14:21):
Uh. We had this story coming out of a Longwood, Florida.
Authorities in Florida say a man who has stopped for
speeding told the trooper he thought they were racing, racing
the com Yeah, I do that often. This twenty five
year old gent A, mister Logan Mills.

Speaker 1 (02:14:41):
Oh, I was doing really well. He was clocked. This
is what gets me about this story.

Speaker 6 (02:14:46):
He was driving a blue Honda Civic at one hundred
and sixteen miles an hour for him. Yeah, he's had
that in Lake Mary, Florida. Hey, if I'm a Honda dealer,
I'm mean this guy is my spokesman.

Speaker 1 (02:14:59):
That stock it's not that that fact sixteen. Those are
the civic ours are really it looks like a little
race cars. Now, yeah, fast and furious people of really
be out here on this one hundred and sixteen. Have
you really sure?

Speaker 6 (02:15:16):
It says he the estimated that he was going at
least one hundred and twenty miles an hour done, violating
Florida's new so called super speeder law. What that's what
it's called the super speeder law. When he was pulled over,
officials said, the man told the GOP, I thought we
were racing.

Speaker 1 (02:15:36):
He's been arrested.

Speaker 6 (02:15:39):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (02:15:41):
Yeah that's stupid, because I think you get another ticket
for racing. Yeah yeah, reckless driving.

Speaker 1 (02:15:48):
You don't play the race card.

Speaker 6 (02:15:50):
Yeah always, Tom Griswold, everybody you got on that you ever,
what's the fastest you've gone in your car?

Speaker 1 (02:16:03):
And the little guy you got it? Hundred and ten
around there.

Speaker 7 (02:16:10):
The fastest you've gone in that big speed things.

Speaker 1 (02:16:13):
You call a rocket and somehow I don't know how
it goes goes. We'll see you push the gas pet?
Is that what it is? Yeah? That thing I'm surprised
doesn't take off it. You've you've had it over eighty
Oh sure, absolutely, one hundred. Maybe, I don't know, some
rural area, Yeah, going around. So I've gone so fast

(02:16:35):
in that that if I hit something, I would go
I'm already nine miles down the road. I don't know
what it was I hit. What did I just vapor vaporize?

Speaker 6 (02:16:45):
Isn't the super Speeder also the super Speeder? Love the
Superspeeder sounds like again one of those lesser superheroes. Yeah,
you couldn't get the flash of your birthday party, so
we got we got super Speeder. Yes, he used to
host a movie on Channel four.

Speaker 1 (02:17:04):
All the employees at uh at super Speeder h another
Marvel movie coming out? Did you hear? God Man? No,
we're never gonna catch it on. Okay, Christy, what are
you gonna.

Speaker 7 (02:17:16):
In New York City? Woman unearthed a two carrot diamond
ring at an Arkansas state park. The report comes from
a supervisor at Crater of Diamond State Park, mister Wayman Cox.

Speaker 1 (02:17:28):
Well, it's called Diamond Crater State Park.

Speaker 7 (02:17:31):
Yeah. I don't think she.

Speaker 1 (02:17:32):
She didn't.

Speaker 7 (02:17:33):
She didn't unearth the ring. She just unearthed the diamond.

Speaker 3 (02:17:35):
I believe.

Speaker 7 (02:17:38):
Wayman Cox.

Speaker 1 (02:17:39):
Oh that be tough.

Speaker 6 (02:17:41):
Yeah, you get your waven Cox Way call me waymo
Hey here you goo Cox.

Speaker 1 (02:17:48):
They got Waymo Cox at that park. Wonder the pickle.

Speaker 7 (02:17:53):
Mister Cox said that miss miss Sherry Fox spent several
weeks foraging for a diamond at the park. Is this
miss cos It was not until the thirty one year
old's last day that she spotted a gym in the ground.
Park staff confirmed that the stone, about the size of
a person's canine tooth, was a two point three carrot diamond,
the third largest found at the park this year. She

(02:18:15):
says she will use it in her engagement ring. So
she didn't find the actual ring. She just found the diamonds.

Speaker 1 (02:18:19):
She'll put it her. Wow, I wonder what that's a minute?
So there are diamonds all over the park.

Speaker 7 (02:18:24):
That's why it's called Crater of Diamond State Park.

Speaker 1 (02:18:26):
You actually found a nice one?

Speaker 6 (02:18:27):
Yeah, bity, this says a uh whoa, that's a two
or three carrot diamond? Could be worth she's seventy well
the fifty thousand dollars a two.

Speaker 7 (02:18:40):
Point yeah, two point three, so usually it's ten to
fifteen thousand of carres.

Speaker 1 (02:18:44):
What do you just salads and get yourself a three
thousand dollars ring. I'm pretty sure I could be wrong,
but I'm pretty sure these the diamonds in this park
are like the purity level is like their yellow Yeah yeah, yeah,
I don't think there.

Speaker 7 (02:19:00):
Oh okay, so they're not going to grab that kind
of money.

Speaker 1 (02:19:03):
But she spent three weeks. That's a lot of time.

Speaker 9 (02:19:07):
I found a fore carrot one, but I was at
Cubic Sirconia State Park, so it wasn't worth.

Speaker 1 (02:19:15):
Only buy blonde diamonds. Thing. I really worked for it.
You ever gone to fools Gold Hills? Yeah that's oh boy,
a wooden nickel valley. Yeah yeah, same thing. Yeahats okay.

Speaker 7 (02:19:30):
A tourist is lucky to be alive, not after he
was looking for diamonds, but after he was trampled by
a huge elephant trying to.

Speaker 1 (02:19:37):
Take a selfie.

Speaker 6 (02:19:38):
Now make it clear the elephant was trying to take
the selfie, although when he was through with this guy
he probably would want a good one.

Speaker 7 (02:19:44):
In the right mind would think the elephant was trying
to take a selfie.

Speaker 3 (02:19:52):
Look at a game.

Speaker 6 (02:19:55):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (02:19:56):
The man identified as a mister r Basaraj and incredibly stupid.
I trespassed into a restricted area near a temple in Karnataka, India.
Witnesses said the man attempted to take a selfie with
an elephant when the sudden bright flash up the animal

(02:20:16):
into charging.

Speaker 1 (02:20:18):
A flash.

Speaker 3 (02:20:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:20:21):
According to the video, it shows a mister, the mister
Basavaju face planting into the ground before the elephant stomps
on him.

Speaker 1 (02:20:32):
Face plants, yeah, then the elephant starts stopping.

Speaker 7 (02:20:35):
It says it took off his pants and underwear in
the process.

Speaker 6 (02:20:38):
Well, I think if you want to if you want
to go viral, you gotta go. You gotta get the
pants off you want to trample them.

Speaker 7 (02:20:47):
The man survived belt was taken to a hospital with
severe injuries. He was reportedly fined two hundred and seventy
dollars in order to make a video confessing to his actions.

Speaker 1 (02:21:08):
But his trousers actually come off and his underwae that's
what it says.

Speaker 7 (02:21:12):
I'm skeptical about that.

Speaker 1 (02:21:14):
Well, maybe in a fury, elephants trunk just grabs the things.

Speaker 7 (02:21:18):
And that's right at the trunk.

Speaker 1 (02:21:20):
I say he got in there to masturbate. You think
he was already he was taking a picture of his
girlfriend the elephant and things went out of control. He
was turned on by an elephant, Yes, absolutely, he his
pants get torn off, all right, So an elephant has
one foot on you and with his trunk grabs the

(02:21:42):
back of your jeans and lifts. Those jeans are coming with.
Those trousers are coming off. Not up, they never, they
wouldn't rift the elephant's strength. Of course they're gonna rim.
The guy have thrown the one foots on him, He
stopped on him. So you're saying it tore the pants off. Yes,
he was playing. We don't know for sure, but I

(02:22:05):
like that they were better. But I'm just saying it
is possible.

Speaker 6 (02:22:07):
Okay, now I'm watching the video. Oh, this elephant has
huge tusks, and here's what happened. Okay, so this is
all on video. Yeah, the guy is he's diving on
the ground. He's diving forward onto the ground and he
faced plants and it's it's uh and his When he
hits the ground, his pants come flying off.

Speaker 1 (02:22:31):
What what pants is he wearing?

Speaker 6 (02:22:33):
Once again, he dives onto the ground and his trousers
he hits the momentum of his body.

Speaker 1 (02:22:39):
His pants must be loose.

Speaker 6 (02:22:41):
They come all the way down as to his underpants,
and in the meantime, the elephant's stomping on this guy.

Speaker 1 (02:22:48):
Maybe they were already loose enough.

Speaker 6 (02:22:53):
This guy is so lucky not to be dead. The
elephant has huge tusks. He could have gored this guy
and I will shoot.

Speaker 5 (02:23:07):
This is perfect.

Speaker 6 (02:23:10):
They're there there.

Speaker 1 (02:23:10):
We watch.

Speaker 6 (02:23:12):
You watch a guy dives in the street and off
go his pants.

Speaker 1 (02:23:18):
Okay, so it could have His only injuries were caused
by him hitting the road. The elephant steps on him.

Speaker 11 (02:23:26):
Yeah, he didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:23:28):
He didn't step on him much. It's an elephant. He
just hens the elephant. Trump didn't run over him much.
I got pretty nice as the.

Speaker 2 (02:23:42):
Elephant.

Speaker 1 (02:23:43):
Basically an elephant the elephant world. He tiptoed on the guy. Yea,
the elephant does show.

Speaker 7 (02:23:48):
Some contract he's trying to stop.

Speaker 6 (02:23:50):
Yeah, it doesn't look like he's killed the guy. The
elephants smart enough to know if you kill the guy,
they're not going to show it on video. But if
the guy lives, the best way to get it shown
is to have his pants come off.

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
I'm telling him he was playing with himself. Elephants turn
him on. Yeah, and it went wrong.

Speaker 7 (02:24:08):
The sheep was briefly on the loose in Chicago after
escaping from a slaughterhouse. According to CBS News, it was
spotted running around the West Loop and Fulton Markets.

Speaker 1 (02:24:16):
Free w Yeah, somebody has to take the sheep in.
Then he can't go back to the exactly no, he wins.

Speaker 7 (02:24:23):
The animal had gotten away from the flock at the
Halsted Packing House. The sheep was ultimately cornered by Chicago
Animal Care and Control and taken to Chicago Chicken Rescue.

Speaker 6 (02:24:33):
A wrong species chickens here.

Speaker 1 (02:24:38):
I'm happy to be here, but I'll be honest. I
filled a lot of play. Who the hell told you
I was a chicken?

Speaker 6 (02:24:45):
This is clearly not for me because I'm I'm a sheep.

Speaker 7 (02:24:49):
Co founder Christina as A Dolano said, they're looking for
a permanent home for the sheep. But you're right, he wins.

Speaker 6 (02:24:57):
Is that ironic?

Speaker 1 (02:24:58):
Is that the proper term for a sheep to be on?
The lamb?

Speaker 6 (02:25:01):
It is?

Speaker 1 (02:25:02):
It is not sure? It counts. Yeah, yeah, sheep and
lamb the same thing, They're just different names.

Speaker 2 (02:25:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:25:10):
Lamb is a baby sheep?

Speaker 12 (02:25:11):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:25:12):
I think a lamb is a younger sheep.

Speaker 6 (02:25:13):
We have lamb chops. You don't have sheep chops because
they're better when they're younger. Really, yeah, it's like model.

Speaker 1 (02:25:19):
I don't think. I don't think I've ever heard I'd
never used the words lamb chop, pork chop, you never chop.

Speaker 6 (02:25:29):
No, they serve in restaurants lamb shops. I think that's snooty,
get a little snooty, but they are good. I'll have
a lamb chop.

Speaker 1 (02:25:37):
I like lamb meat. What do you mean if you're
gonna move to England and get used to it? There's
fnny funny.

Speaker 7 (02:25:42):
Lamb and sheep are the same species, just different ages. Yes,
baby sheep are called lambs. Mature sheep are called lamb
lamb shop.

Speaker 1 (02:25:50):
I'll do this socratic amount, so baby chop is what
you want.

Speaker 6 (02:25:53):
Yeah, mister Oski, do you remember the puppet by the
name of lamb chop.

Speaker 1 (02:26:01):
A little bit lamb chop. I mean, I know who
you're talking about, but I never saw anything.

Speaker 6 (02:26:06):
Sherry Lewis, we did a classic piece I don't think
we can play anymore involving a puppet known as clam chop.

Speaker 1 (02:26:13):
Yeah, you can imagine. And she made that talk. Gosh,
i'd pay to see that? All right?

Speaker 6 (02:26:21):
You've never had a lamb chop?

Speaker 1 (02:26:22):
No, nothing. I've never said the words lamb chop publicly, gotcha? Yeah,
I think they'd be right up your rally. They're a
little gamey, but hey, I don't like the game, then
you wouldn't. They're not that game. I said, a little game.
I don't care much.

Speaker 7 (02:26:37):
You're supposed to put mint jelly on it or something.

Speaker 1 (02:26:39):
You can you read leg of lamb? See once again? No,
you ever had euro meat? Yeah, there's plenty of lamb
in that. Oh oh, I like hero. They call it
euro They don't call it lamb shreds because there's also
beef and stuff in there too. Is there a restaurant
called some kind of Euro? Or we need a euro.

Speaker 3 (02:27:01):
Billy?

Speaker 1 (02:27:02):
Don't be a euro local Euro?

Speaker 12 (02:27:05):
The good moviecaster American Euro.

Speaker 1 (02:27:13):
He won an Oscar for that. You know he should
have been nominated. It was nominated.

Speaker 6 (02:27:17):
Yeah a long time.

Speaker 1 (02:27:18):
I'm on the oscars. I shouldn't have gone to people.
What am I trying to say? We know?

Speaker 6 (02:27:27):
So? The larger point here is this sheep that was
loose in Chicago is being held at a chicken farm or.

Speaker 7 (02:27:34):
Something, and they're going to find it at home. They're
trying to find it.

Speaker 1 (02:27:36):
They're not going to take it back to the slaughter.

Speaker 7 (02:27:39):
As Josh says, you get out, you win.

Speaker 1 (02:27:41):
Yeah, yeah, that's we have to. But it's not always true.

Speaker 6 (02:27:44):
Remember in bull fighting, right, No, that's that's what is
I say?

Speaker 1 (02:27:49):
If the bull kills the guy, the bull leg what fight?
I'm not b u l bull? Oh okay not? What
does he say when he says it's cute a ball? Sorry, Christy,

(02:28:12):
your thoughts, your thoughts.

Speaker 7 (02:28:14):
Scientists say a fiery meteorite that punched a hole in
Georgia's and a Georgia Holmes roof All meteorite is actually
older than the Earth itself. People in several Southern states
reported seeing the bright fireball June twenty sixth as it blazed.

Speaker 1 (02:28:28):
Across the sky.

Speaker 7 (02:28:29):
So there's a bunch of video with this thing traveling
faster than the speed of sound before crashing to the ground.

Speaker 1 (02:28:34):
Well that's only seven hundred miles.

Speaker 7 (02:28:36):
University of Georgia planetary geologist Scott Harris examined fragments of
the meteorite and determined it formed about four point five
six billion years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:28:48):
Geez, how does he know? That it's signed by.

Speaker 7 (02:28:53):
That's roughly twenty million years before the Earth was even formed.

Speaker 1 (02:28:57):
Before we move on, we need to ask Tom because
people love this, but it's part of the process. Right now, Tom,
how long did you look at that story too? You
came up with Larry King. I just thought of it
just being the oldest. See, that's what made it funny
and wonderful. It was spous because.

Speaker 6 (02:29:13):
For those of you who are familiar with mister King,
and I'm a huge fan of the late Larry King,
huge fan. He is still doing poor Larry King. There's
still an infomercial. I'll walk by my TV on Saturday
and there's Larry King doing this infomercial and I'm going,
do people realize the man is dead? I mean, it's
not like he's in a sitcom and they're replaying it.

(02:29:33):
It's oh boy, sorry, Harris said.

Speaker 7 (02:29:37):
It belongs to a group of asteroids in the main
belt between Mars and Jupiter, and debris from the breakup
of a much larger asteroid about four hundred and seventy
million years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:29:46):
Wow Man.

Speaker 7 (02:29:47):
Researchers are proposing to name it McDonough meteorite, after the
city where it landed.

Speaker 6 (02:29:53):
Yeah, there's a bunch of there's a bunch of videos
of this thing. It's during the day and get it's
very bright and you can see it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:58):
It could be Hi McDonough's should be, Hey, John, think
about it. You got your health, what do you need
a job for.

Speaker 6 (02:30:06):
I went down the rabbit hole on this one. Uh huh,
because I wanted to know tell me everything. Well, this
is this covered by homeowner's insurance?

Speaker 1 (02:30:15):
That's a good question question so called?

Speaker 7 (02:30:19):
But is this an act of God?

Speaker 6 (02:30:22):
So I did a little research and it usually would be.
It's kind of interesting. It depends on your Here's what
it says. If a meteorite crashes through your roof, your
standard homeowner's insurance will likely cover it. Most policies in
the United States list metior meteorite strikes under falling objects.

(02:30:43):
That's a foundation of which which means damage to your
home and personal property would be included.

Speaker 1 (02:30:49):
That's good, it should be.

Speaker 6 (02:30:51):
The coverage usually applies when a rock lands on your
house or your yard, or even a detached structure like
a garage.

Speaker 1 (02:30:58):
So I I guess good to know in case you
get a media right through your roof, Well, is it his?

Speaker 3 (02:31:05):
Now that the law.

Speaker 9 (02:31:08):
Yeah whatever. If he wants to sell to a museum,
they can. Well, I mean they'll bring a ton of money.
Really yeah, I watch a show where they go meet
meety or right hunting really and a small one five
six seven thousand bucks for like just a little piece.

Speaker 1 (02:31:25):
Well we go, yeah, how do you know?

Speaker 6 (02:31:27):
They're really meteor the radioactivity.

Speaker 1 (02:31:32):
Different.

Speaker 8 (02:31:32):
So you take it to a guy you don't want
to end up like Jordi Varrel. He touched one, yeah,
and then started growing in his fingers and then grass
started growing all over his body.

Speaker 1 (02:31:42):
What Yeah, he had to take himself out with. It's
a documentary called creep Show. Yeah, oh yeah, I see.

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Speaker 6 (02:32:43):
A little update here I'm reading about this. Would you
be covered if a meteorite hit your house? It says
typically you have to pay the deductible and if the
impact caused an earthquake style shock, you'd need separate earthquake coverage.

Speaker 1 (02:32:58):
That's not fair at all, it's not technically.

Speaker 8 (02:33:01):
So check for your media right now? What about life insurance?
If you're hit by a media and it goes through
your body, you will.

Speaker 7 (02:33:10):
Pay your surviving beneficiary.

Speaker 6 (02:33:13):
That must unless it's a suicide. You jumped in front
of it on purpose.

Speaker 1 (02:33:18):
Last here's my chance. Get out of the way, Norma. Yeah, hey,
where's Fred? Just standing in the backyard again? What anybody's
looking for? Whistling for meteors?

Speaker 6 (02:33:27):
You'd like to apologize for everybody? Uh, we are in
the Rally Auto Parts studios. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (02:33:33):
You gotta comment to share text us at eight eight
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Speaker 1 (02:33:38):
This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to give
me another bitch your apt.

Speaker 6 (02:33:49):
Are we back?

Speaker 8 (02:33:50):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (02:33:51):
Welcome back to the Bomb and Tom Show. We're in
the Railey Auto Parts Studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for
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Speaker 6 (02:34:16):
You have Christy Lee as you mentioned at the Silac
Insurance News desk.

Speaker 1 (02:34:20):
You want to wrap it up for us?

Speaker 3 (02:34:22):
H Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:34:22):
A couple of things. Humanoid robots showcase their talents at
the opening ceremony of the first World Humanoid Robot Games
in Beijing.

Speaker 1 (02:34:30):
Just laughing at the video Josh robots running them up.

Speaker 7 (02:34:35):
This one features robots dancing, performing martial arts, and playing
musical instruments. The competition starts today with more than five
hundred robots from sixteen countries, including the United States, Germany.

Speaker 1 (02:34:47):
And Japan. Such a terrible they were, Josh.

Speaker 7 (02:34:51):
In sports like soccer, running and boxing why. The event
runs for three days and conclud on Sunday. Tickets range
between twenty five to eighty bucks.

Speaker 6 (02:35:04):
Oh boy, now just see the one though they had
the swim competition, they all shot up.

Speaker 1 (02:35:09):
That's why I'm and this is where the most sensitive
part on a human being is the race of his neck.

Speaker 6 (02:35:15):
Right, this is enough pressure to apply because it's the
optimal amount of pain without actually killing the.

Speaker 1 (02:35:21):
Oh you want to kill a human Well that'sh my god.

Speaker 8 (02:35:26):
You know, I just want to see, like I feel
like if one falls over in the soccer field, the
others are just gonna run up.

Speaker 1 (02:35:33):
And kick it and then they're gonna start breaking and fall.
Do you remember that video where the one robot was
trying to fix something in a walk and it just
starts banging like it would be piss out?

Speaker 6 (02:35:47):
Would it be great that they cut from the running
robots and they've got a live band if it's chucky
cheese man?

Speaker 1 (02:35:54):
Oh my god, I can't wait to see some footage.

Speaker 6 (02:35:58):
I don't right because the humanoid robot.

Speaker 1 (02:36:04):
Rock the soccer wanted from it.

Speaker 6 (02:36:15):
Oh it looks like me dancing. Oh they're kicking and
you're kicking? Are those things life size?

Speaker 7 (02:36:25):
Is that because you can see the person standing right there, so.

Speaker 1 (02:36:27):
They're about four feet tall. Who is a couple of
ten year olds going at it? Wow? That made it
be a ghost standing there that person was No, you.

Speaker 7 (02:36:37):
Probably don't have time, hobby, But see if there's an
opening ceremony video.

Speaker 1 (02:36:41):
I don't know. If they're all just marching, that'll be horrifying.
They're all riding room, they're supposed to be dancing hip hop.
I would love to see that.

Speaker 7 (02:36:53):
American metal giants Mega Death have announced their forthcoming album
will be their last. They also embark on a farewell
tour in twenty twenty six. He had to reveal the
final album's title, release date, or bands remaining tour dates.
Megadeth founded in nineteen eighty three, of of course, after
Dave Mustaine was kicked out of Metallica, a band that

(02:37:13):
he formed co formed. Megadeth released their debut album back
in nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 6 (02:37:20):
All Right, wasn't Megadeath the name of the joke band
in Lemmings? I think so with Chevy Chase and John Belution.

Speaker 1 (02:37:27):
I know Toad the wet Sprocket was in a Monty
Python bit right. I love that band. It's a good one.
Glen Phillips is awesome. You can read, yes, he can.

Speaker 7 (02:37:39):
Something drained one of Minnesota's ten thousand lakes, according to CBS.

Speaker 1 (02:37:43):
News, so they got to get all new signs printed up.

Speaker 7 (02:37:51):
Workers were draining portions of the water from Alice Lake
and William O'Brien State Park following recent reigns that caused
water to flow into the Saint Croix River. Minnesota Department
of Natural Resources said an issue with a valve in
its water control structure caused the nine foot deep lake
to drain almost completely.

Speaker 1 (02:38:10):
This is in Minnesota.

Speaker 7 (02:38:12):
Yes, once the valve is fixed, it will take about
a month for the lake to return to normal levels.

Speaker 1 (02:38:16):
In New Jersey, yeah, oh you've got a lake emptying
in New Jersey. You got big problems. Yeah, you got
you got guido and cements, shoes, you know that, a
lot of steel drums. You know that thing you know upstate.
We got to go take care of that. What do
you mean that thing?

Speaker 6 (02:38:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:38:36):
That thing noments.

Speaker 6 (02:38:38):
Wasn't there a thing a few years ago?

Speaker 7 (02:38:40):
Was it?

Speaker 6 (02:38:40):
There was some lake draining near Vegas right Mead and
they were finding.

Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
They were they found a couple of bodies. Yeah, in
barrels fifty five gallon drum?

Speaker 3 (02:38:52):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (02:38:54):
Why did they.

Speaker 1 (02:38:54):
Decide on that? By the way, it's an industry standard. Oh,
I know, he's right.

Speaker 7 (02:39:00):
Why they pick fifty five gallons? Why did they picked fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:39:02):
There must have been a reason, must have been.

Speaker 6 (02:39:05):
Yeah, I doubt if it was, because that's the best
way to put a body.

Speaker 1 (02:39:10):
And by the way, how long have two by four
has been one in three? Quarter by three? That's been
a long time, like the eighties. Oh, I think before that?

Speaker 6 (02:39:18):
Oh really, I think so. That's a good question.

Speaker 7 (02:39:20):
Are you guys? Did your family burn trash at one
point in one of those big steel drums that we.

Speaker 1 (02:39:25):
Have in the backyard? Noah still does do I got
the burn barrel? Really? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Oh you
don't live in this county, dude, you're out of this county. Rebel.
Yeah like that because illegal to my fence is two

(02:39:47):
feet too tall.

Speaker 8 (02:39:48):
Nobody knows. Be quiet, man, I burn whatever I want.
If the cops come, I go, I'll burn you too.

Speaker 1 (02:39:52):
Oh good, that's nice, don't.

Speaker 3 (02:39:59):
You.

Speaker 6 (02:40:00):
Okay, since it is our duty to educate, do we
have time for this? Pre World War two? A two
by four was pretty close to two by four. Standardization
and better milling practices reduced them to one in five
eighths by five eights. In the sixties they got to
one and a half by three and a half.

Speaker 1 (02:40:16):
Holy hell, it's worse than I thought.

Speaker 6 (02:40:18):
Now formalized by building codes. Everybody a really old house,
and you see those two by fours that are they're
a lot bigger.

Speaker 8 (02:40:24):
Oh yeah, you ever gotten screwed by your filter for
your heater? That'll no, I need a twenty four by
eleven or whatever. It's well, and you buy that, but
then it shows up it's actually twenty three and seven eighths.
It doesn't totally fit in the I had a phone call.

Speaker 6 (02:40:45):
That's where you need a sledgehammer, my friend, We're going
to shrink that baby. Oh thank you so much for
joining us. We are in the Oreilli Auto Parts Studios.
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 11 (02:40:54):
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The show is also out there for you on our
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Talk Bill where it's fun to talk about. Small we're
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Yeah, because I'm getting more screen times. Good.

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Mostly it's just me and Tom remembering.

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I think we all feel like there was a scene
missing here.

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Let's revisit it. Let's look at it. See what we remember,
see what we remember. I had never been around anything
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