The BOB & TOM Show November 7, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's not December, it's barely event November outside it's still
too long for snowe of bah. Halloween was yesterday and
went to still a ways away. But try to tell
them to the fox dawn pad, the ma Jesus in

(00:47):
his major cradle, plus a little token Drado in a
big display next to the scene of bar with three
wise men in gifts they bring, just put them in
and they all sing the way too Early Christmas saw home.

(01:10):
I know you need to satisfy your investors, but couldn't
you wait at least till the Savior's third tribe man.
Just outside the master cuts was Santa, and that that
bastards Woho homeing drove me up the wah Home. Something snapped.

(01:36):
I lost control and kicked him, squeaming his north pole,
and as he dropped on de decked him in his halls. So,
my friends, I wish you were from the mall security
holding Sam. I hope that they don't keep me here

(01:57):
to blow home.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Made unions.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Fine, peace and love unless you are the man the
Way too Early Chrismas song.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh man, it's almost that time of year again. Hello,
good morning, you're listening to the Bob and Tom Show.
Coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Over there,
Boogey and in her chairs Christy Lee at the Silax
Insurance Company news desk. Yes, yes, next to her in

(02:40):
a dapper brown ensemble button up, mister Pat Godwin, Hey,
overund the ones and two.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
I don't know now.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
The joke is it must be felt and then you
lean over and grab about the boots.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
I'm not going to do Sorry about that. Sorry, what
were you doing?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
There'sday's Cosway. Yeah, I'm I'm Jeff Osco. I'm at the
Prize Picks sports desk.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
In there is Tom Griswold, the Steven Singer Jewelers sidekick
chair empty right now. Because Josh is off fishing in
the Ozarks. That doesn't mean we will make fun of
him though, good man, We'll just pretend he's here. That
was a special request. That's the way too early Christmas
song from Paul and Storm.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
It is way too early. That's why we played it.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
A special request going out to Ron and Phoenix.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Ron. I hope you're having a good pre holiday season.
Obviously I did see we were talking about the fact
that there's kind of a display issue post Halloween. I mean,
I took down the giant skeleton thing I had, which
I had like ten skeletons on my front door. But
what do you do for Thanksgiving? Maybe we stacked up

(03:56):
a bunch.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Of gords, and maybe there's some turkey decks.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
But yeah, I did see a giant blow up turkey yesterday. Yeah,
that's that's been the last ten years.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Start.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
I love I love those yas. Yeah, this wasn't very
this was a big one.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, that's what I meant.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
On a main avenue here in town. That was kind
of cool, But people don't get as excited. There's not
as much sort of traditional stuff. And then, of course
then I have my Christmas lights up but not turned on.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
See I was going to ask you, because I have
friends now that are starting to decorate for Christmas, Like
when do you start?

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Yeah, the Friday after Thanksgiving you pull the trigger, or
Thanksgiving night you can turn them on. One of my
gun neighbors, a friend of mine, he has his trees
liter ready. But at least it's tasteful. It's all all white.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, I'm sure, Well, you know, I'm pretty sure in
that part of the h A probably. Yeah, I thinks
to vote in my district. Well for Thanksgiving the entire
month of November. I bust out my shoes with buckles
on them.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, and what I've learned about your, uh sort of
kinky lifestyle, I imagine you'd like to wander around your
home looking for your gal as you call her, your lady,
with nothing on but.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Your buckled shoes. That's right.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
I'll bet I can envision that your big thick beard,
bushy caen Talia.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
And your buckle shoes.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's too early.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Yeah, they're not going to be listening yet, but they'll
hear it from somebody else and it'll be much much
worse the thing you learned about doing this. Yeah, I
guess that that's what is it called Christy the telephone game?

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Oh yeah, does not come out?

Speaker 6 (05:46):
I heard you said no, No, that's not what happened.
First of all, it was Tom and it was much worse.
So if anyone has any good Thanksgiving decorating ideas, I'd
like to know. It'd be a nice new tradition to start. Yeah,
I'm already getting excited about Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
You know, I should bust out the Thanksgiving stuff. I
haven't done that yet.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Okay, yesterday, at this time we opened up with the
Fred song because we had a nice letter from Fred,
a dairy farmer in the great state of Maine. Yes,
and we were talking about the fact that if you're
a dairy farmer, the cows have to be milked all
the time. You can't take two weeks off and let
the ladies squirt on their own. So we were wondering

(06:29):
if there was a way to have a take a
nice vacation if you were a dairy farmer. So, is
there a place you could take your cows, like a
cow daycare place? Because they've got those dog places all
over the place. What's the name of the one you
go to?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Pampered Pooch Pooch went yesterday? Do you drop off your
dogs for whatever reason? Yeah, because I needed a pattic caure.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
You have several letters suggesting possible names for a cow daycare.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
So the moo linn Rouge. Look, that'd be a classy place.
I like that, the moving Target, Dejah Moo, the Utter
place I have utterly pampered. Oh that's good. Yeah, we
also have a dairy care.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Oh yeah, like dairy air car, the moves and snooze
car resort and moo tell that's the they're all. They're
all terrific, Thank you very much. Coming up, we have
a sheep in the news in diapers on public transportation.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
I bet that's a good business for somebody, though, to
be a farm like you come in and house sub Yeah,
the farm sit. You let the rancher or the farmer
go out on vacation for a week and you come
in and take care of his property.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, but it's incredibly hard work. It is, okay, really
hard work.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
I'm the only one in this room that had to
kind of live this. My aunt and uncle owned a
huge farm. I'm very familiar.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Are you doing there yanking on the old teats? Yeah, yes,
I mean the ones of the cows.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
And I used to feed the calves with the buckets
and have the utterer on them. Oh that was fun.
But get with an utterer that came out the side.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
Yeah, Patrick, do any hard work, yes, for a day,
like I did the masonry, the hot carrying a day
one day, Arby's for a day yeah, uh huh wow.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Actually I worked in a foundry for half a year,
six months. That was the hardest. That's the truth.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
What did you What did you do with the foundry?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I poured the metal into the brass, into a metal mold,
and then we.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
That sounds like serious business, it was, Yeah, Well do
you have to wear like big heavy gloves and a mask?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
You had to do all of it?

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Yeah, otherwise otherwise he would have Johnny tremained himself. Right,
that's right, any one, anyone class?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Then you didn't have to read Johnny Tremaine read it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Oh no, I thought you were just talking about some
dude who fell into some ass.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
Johnny Tremade mangled his hand with never.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Mind what book? Is that the name of the book?

Speaker 9 (09:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I thought every seventh grader had to read that. Maybe
back in the twenties.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Well, for those of you that are Americans that grew
up with traditional reading, I never never mind.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Red Badge of Courage.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
And do we have time to squeeze this song in?
Do you want to wait to hear the watch? Can
do whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
We want to.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
We've been talking a lot about deer Oh because of
this very confusing story about how if we kept daylight
savings time, they estimate. What was it, Pristie, They estimate
they'll be thirty thousand fewer deer collisions or something.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
I don't understand logic.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
My point is if we save more deer, we're going
to have even more deer because they're going to reproduce.
And my I vote in favor of a year long
hunting season. But Bambi Lover's calm down. We need to
call the herd and Pat. You've run into it. You've
hit two deer with major collis. Yeah, I hit one,
and I everythink my car only had a minor dent

(10:04):
and the deer got up and ran away. My brother
hit a deer in Leland On, Michigan and a corvette
that did not that did not turn up.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
He was fine. The car probably was the corvette.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
The corvette was very heavily damaged. Not not that to
suggest anything bad about corvettes. It's just that they're kind
of low to the ground and the deer kind of high.
But you've written a song of the true story of
your life involving deer and driving.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I wrote it to the whole population of deer. Here
we go, dear deer, I hit two of you.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
One year.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
The damage was severe.

Speaker 10 (10:43):
Oh dear, dear dear, you jumped right in my headlights
two separate foggy nights. Out of nowhere you suddenly appear.
So don't you ever come near my black v W atlas.
Make a note of the model and the year, and

(11:07):
if I see you, wonder any d don't just stand
there runaway?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Are you paralyzed by stupidity? Feel dear dear.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
They call me Patty G and it's my insurance company,
I fear so please steer clear, dear, signed yours truly
pat God.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Ya feel to be Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:34):
I love the you give your exact car make well
they should know keep them, keep them away. Colors your
cars black, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yes? Oh dear, oh dear, even your cars have to
be white.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Geez, it's a safety thing and it gets proven facts
fewer excellents.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
I spotted uh uh Pat's car in the wild yesterday
on the drive into work. I was parked next to
Pat at a stoplight for around three minutes, just staring
directly at him, no clue that he was next to me.
He never once acknowledged it. Oh yeah, I could have
easily robbed him. And what else happened? You told me that. I, oh, yeah,

(12:18):
you ran a stop sign. You ran a stop light.
You I was been writing this song. In my defense,
I wasn't thinking. Yeah, I followed Pat the whole way.
He was totally unaware that I followed him all the
way into the parking lot. O, my god, from about
ten miles away.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Wow, no idea he ran. I think I know which
read lady runs. I run that one every day. Yeah,
I don't blame him. Immediately followed by that stop sign. Okay,
coming up, great guest today, very excited. Paul Thorne, a
tremendous artist.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Oh, we haven't seen him in a lot.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
It was going to be joining us here in the studio.
We look forward to seeing Paul.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Right now.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
I want to remind you that well, Ace, some bad news.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Oh the Raiders got beat.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
And what is considered to be one of the worst
games in the history of the NFL.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
I know my husband went to bed at halftime. He
said it was seven to seven because I can't take
it anymore.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Uh yeah, though, his you covered your line. I mean,
if you put some money on your team.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Okay, I'm good, comeback.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
I'll tell you that I'm not just saying it was
the worst game statistically. They did something last night that
hasn't been done since the mid seventies. What does that
mean in terms of poor performance. Well, we'll find out.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
We can come back.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
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Speaker 5 (13:45):
Christy, you got some.

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Speaker 5 (14:24):
You know my idea, of course, that would make my
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Speaker 3 (14:26):
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Speaker 6 (15:13):
Thanks Christie Lee, coming up, we have your letters. You
can reach us Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.
Plus we have a pig whose name is Breakfast in
the news. Yeah, and then today's Today's Bizarre Story comes
from West Lafayette, Indiana, November is heating.

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Speaker 3 (16:00):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are
coming to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios.
Over at the Silac News desk is the lovely Christy Lee.
In the music studio is Pat Godlin. Hey, Jeff over
on the Ones and Twos as Tom loves them called,
is mister Ace Cosme. I'm Jeff Oscar at the Price

(16:23):
Pick Sports desk. And there's our leader, mister Tom Griswold.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
I never heard the ones and twos things that like
a happening.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Praise it's from the eighties.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Really, how did I miss that.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
They had two turntables? I forgot about the mike.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Yeah, I'm not all that hip to my DJ also
missing in action, but I think he's fishing once again
in the Ozarks. It's a it's a Josh Arnold. We
will still make fun of him even though he's not here,
but he would ordinarily be sitting at the official sidekick chair.
Brought to you by Steven Singer Jewelers. I'm working on

(17:07):
a new song after the last break we had. Is
it I think Pattie goes tothing like? Is it too
much to ask you to flush?

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Mm?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Not sure?

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Who's not sure? Who's responsible?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
The person that I don't know.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
I just had a visit to the smallest room in
the building, and I please, for God's sake, it's not
that hard.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
I even bought some.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
I bought one of those things of liesol spray. Yeah,
that's so if you're sensitive, you can sprits on the handles.
Remember we had the article, the news article about all
the germs are actually not on the toilet seat there
on the flush handle.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
You don't use your paper towel to open the handle.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
No, he's talking about the flush the.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
No. All. When I leave you, I wash my memory.
Oh you're the one, you know.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
I was at your house years ago when we had
young boys over there. It was after a divorce, and
it was the boys club over there, the frat the
front house fuse and I came out to visit you
and I said, I have to use the rest of me.
You said, be careful back there. It could be a
turd museum.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yeah, three boys, I was. This was before as germophobia
hit in.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
It was, oh yeah, well, in any event, please, for God's.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Sake, it's not that hard.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
Well, if you're flushing the toilet, didn't you wash your hands?
The germs are gone anyway.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, but nevertheless, what happened to people people flush the
The other thing is they get all over your phone.
So yeah, you've seen those studies. Ninety eight percent of
people at the mall, they check their phones.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
They were they could stay home in a bubble if
you'd like that. No, I just not life properly.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
I have my alcohol swabs, my Q tips. I just
ordered another five hundred of them.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Oh my god, you think I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
No, we know you're not kidding.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Holds up as Q tips right now. Turning to Howard Hughes,
and he lived a nice, healthy, long life. No we didn't.
It was a crazy man who lived in boxes for
in a dark room.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
I just read a book about him. Wow, I know kidding,
but all in the beginning, every starlet in Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Oh yeah, he betted them all.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Got the treatment and an amazing pilot. Yeah, and balls
of steel. But that's a different story. Right now, it's time.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Set flipped his switch.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Oh, to become crazy. Probably the crash. Oh he had
a really bad air crash and an addiction and had
yeah a lot of pain concussions.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah, that'll get to you.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
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check in.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Christy. You got a letter over there to start.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
Yeah, we were talking about my idea of vacationing and
somebody coming in and taking care of the cows. This
is from Will vacation and milking cows are not used
in the same sentence. Growing up on a farm in
central New York, vacation was a trip to our yearly
town fair in the afternoon before going back to start
night milking. It didn't happen. Oh, by the way, there

(20:39):
are no sick days either.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Sorry, well, tough work.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Yeah, once again, Hello to Fred, our dairy farmer in
the state of Maine. Y Fred, who's probably already finished
the first round of first round of milking. Good morning
from Texas, Bob and Tom Show. I caught myself saying
that Tom is in the other day. I was starving
with my with my wife in a funeral procision went by.

(21:04):
We were in a rush to get to a doctor's appointment,
so I was worried we would be stopped for a
long time, making us late. When I saw the funeral
procession coming, I couldn't think of the word and I said, oh, great,
a dead body parade. I've always wondered why they're in
such a hurry. Yeah, always bugs me. You know, that's
the one guy that doesn't really have to be there

(21:26):
on time, and they're the ones that they stall install
the traffic. Do they give you any mail over there, Jeffrey,
I do.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
This is for Christy. Dear Bob and Tom show. My
wife and I were walking the dogs last night under
that huge moon. My wife says, Christy Lee called it
the beaver moon. I've responded, isn't the beaver moon really
close to Uranus? We finished the walk in silence. Thank you,

(21:55):
Kurt from Appleton, Wisconsin.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
That's actually funny, Kurt, and thoroughly, thoroughly correct Christy, what
you got over there, it says, dear Tom, sorry to
bother you at work. Love that this is from art,
not that art. Shortly after getting my driver's license as
a sixteen year old in Vermont, I was cruising in
my mom's convertible with the top down. While passing a

(22:18):
friend's house. I saw a car hit a deer. I
slowed and noticed little damage to the deer. I stopped,
pulled it into the back seat, and drove into my
friend's driveway. As I approached the house, I looked in
the rear view mirror to see legs. The deer was
standing up. It had been dazed, confused, not killed. I stopped,
not knowing what to do. The deer bounded out of

(22:39):
the car and just wandered off. It was grateful that
the top was down.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
No one believed me until they saw the deer hoof
prints on the seat. Can you imagine.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
No, it's pretty dangerous. That's deer's way a lot.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
Yeah they get the deer was Oh yeah, yeah, there
are host could they can do rip your face off?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (23:02):
The one I hit just was knocked over, got up
and took off. The ones you hit pegged it were they.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
It was grizzly and I don't want to get into
the details, but there was had to win with this way.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Body went that way? Yep, whoa Yeah, Well here's here's
on a lighter note. Uh, this is for Mac. I
was parked next to a van full of Amish at
the gas station yesterday while I had the Electric Amish
jamming on the radio. They were so confused by what

(23:34):
they were hearing. Best morning I've ever had.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
The Electric Amish our guests yesterday, they were terrific, were terrific.
They're on the road. They're at the Delphi Opera House. Yeah,
coming up on Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
So if you're a fan of the Amish the band anyway, you.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Know, if you're a fan of the Amish, you might
really enjoy.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, do they sell like apple butter after their shows?

Speaker 5 (24:00):
It's actually that's actually not a bad idea.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
Now, what's I promised I would read this letter about
last night's game the Denver pretty.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Good team, the Broncos and the Raiders.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Yeah, the Broncos wonted, but they made history. It's the
second game since nineteen fifty in which both teams had
more penalties than first downs. Whoa, I think there were
totally I think I think it was twenty two penalties.
This says the Raiders and Broncos each had ten. Yeah,
each had ten first downs and eleven penalties per team.

(24:36):
The last time that happened, it was the expansion Seattle
Seahawks and Tampa Bay, both teams entering that game at
oh to five. So ace your Raiders. They got something
for the record books last evening.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Well, stopped the hottest team in the NFL.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
Yeah, they didn't stop the HoTT They did not stop them.
They lost. They lost. They covered. I love how you
look at life through a.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Rose color covering. The spread doesn't really help. Oh, when
you actually lose the game, Christy, anything else over on
your desk.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Another deer story.

Speaker 7 (25:14):
Hey guys, I delivered newspapers for a little over seven years,
all motor routes. There was a period of six months
after being a courier for six years, I hit eight
deer in five different vehicles. This is a slow Joe
from Saint Joe, Indiana.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Sorry Joe, better to go.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
A little slower from Saginaw, Michigan tam wrights. My daughter,
I asked her to plug the tablet in next to
my bed. She asked which side? I said, the passenger side. Interesting,
Now do you do that if you're lying down on
your face or on your back?

Speaker 12 (25:51):
What?

Speaker 8 (25:52):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Back?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
The passenger side of a bed.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Would presumably be the left side, as you lie in
the bed on your back, the left side, right, No,
it'd be.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
The right side. This is confusing. If you're laying in bed,
it would be the passenger side, the right side side.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
I'm always on as you lie down on your back,
I am always on the right side.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
I'm about to change because I'm starting to get cauliflower
ear from sleeping on the side all the time.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
That's interesting, So that means I'm the passenger right You
better change? Oh, that would explain that she's driving, which
is pretty much correct.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Are you closer to the door than she is? Oh,
so you're letting her fight fight the intruder first, Yeah,
really yeah, they.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Gotta get to the door. They'd have to get through
the dog.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah, I'm you do have no trouble.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
There's nothing like an angry golden retriever.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
I did wake up. I did wake up.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Last night, and of course I felt breath on my face. Ah,
it was it was mister Fletcher, my golden retriever. He
knows he's not allowed in the bed.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Yeah, until you guys are asleep, and then he jumps
up there right.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
He was right there, right in my face, And that's
something I was so tired. I just said whatever, Kelly.
Kelly got him down. Kelly got him down a little
bit later on.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
I didn't know how thin my dog was until he
got shaved yesterday. He's a tiny little thing. That was
a little fur ball. He got all mad and so
they had shaved down.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Oh no, just in just in time for every other day.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
But he needs a lot more.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
Wait, it's amazing how many people have hit deer. These
letters are just all about It's a terrifying experience.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
By the way, it comes out of nowhere.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Now you guys have me all par.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Morning with like I know, I know, I mean, it
happens quickly. Okay.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Well, I thought we would perhaps enjoy some news before
we get to sports this morning, because we've got a
really interesting story out there. But I've got to play
a little something when we come back. It's a about yodeling.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Oh yeah, the Swiss are real into that yodeling stuff.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Well, and there's a I believe it or not, a
Swiss movement yep with you Nasco by the way, the
fame name of a famous record album. Uh yeah, there's
a movement with the United Nations involving the Swiss and yodeling.
And we did a little bit of a homework and
found a classic bit from this show, and we had
the yodeling lady.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Is yodling considered a sport?

Speaker 6 (28:29):
No, I know there's a there's a yeah, there certainly
is a competition, songwriting competitions and music company. Okay, but
so we'll be we'll be getting to that in just
a few minutes if anyone remembers what that is. I
did want to say something on a serious note, we
do have on our website a special link. I think
it's up already. It's for Operation Honor Guard with Veterans

(28:50):
Day coming up next Tuesday. This is all about an
organization that has been putting together funds and they're doing
an amazing there are doing an amazing job, by the way,
and it's all about paying respect to veterans and paying
respect at the funerals for veterans and having the proper
ceremony and the proper things to wear, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
But there's a link there.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
We'll be telling you more about that next Tuesday. But
if you want to be part of it, it's really
cool thing, an important thing. On a serious note, so
if you get a chance, go over to a bobintom
dot com. If you're a veteran, or friends of a veteran,
or just someone who cares about things like this, please
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Speaker 3 (30:56):
By the way, the.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
Game in Berlin is the Falcons of the Colts. I
did a little bit of homework. I think this is correct.
It looks like at game time it'll be in the
mid forties.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Yes, cloudy in the mid forties. I just looked that
up in Berlin. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
I always want to do it Stallic seventeen style.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
It was in their time in Berlin.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Sorry for those of you that aren't familiar with Stallic seventeen,
please do your homework for this show. And our friend
Kastaki Economopolis is a big Falcons fan, is on his
way to Germany right now.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
This is such a cool thing.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
His brother had cancer and is now cancer free because
he got a bone marrow transplant. And the guy that
donated the bone marrow, what did he say? There were
two and seventeen million eligible million Yeah over that thing.
Absolute And it was a guy in Germany and he
made the donation. And Kostaki's brother is doing great. They're
going to take this guy to the Games.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
So cool, so cool.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
A little bit of international cooperation in a world where
that seems to never be happening. These are the Oril
Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (32:02):
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Speaker 4 (32:07):
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Speaker 3 (32:13):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Over
at the Silac News desk, we have the lovely miss
Christy Lee.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
And over there Pat Godwin, Hey, what a day, Hey,
what a day. Indeed, our engineer today, mister Ace Cosby
want to be lovely too? Oh well, I think you're
quite lovely. I'm Jeff Oscy. I am at the Price
Fixed Sports desk. And there he is our leader, mister
Tom Chris Wall.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
Thank you very much. I'm sitting next to an empty chair.
That's where Josh would ordinarily be. And Josh is, of
course at the Steven Singer Jewelry sidekick chair. He's fishing
in the Ozarks right now.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
He said he was gonna send me pictures of the
big ones. I have yet to receive any pictures.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
So you can always send us pictures. You can send
us mail at Bob and toom dot com Bob and
Tom at bobintom dot com. I got a couple more
quick ones. We've for some reason been getting a lot
of h correspondence from the great state of Maine. It
began with Fred the dairy farmer.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
That's one state I've never been to.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
I really want to go. You guys were talking about
hitting deer, and by the way, we have now officially
gone over the one hundred mark, and letters from people
who have hit deer usually fairly unpleasant stories. That's not
just Jerry you have to worry about in Maine. It's
moose man. My coworker's mother was driving early one morning,

(33:40):
came over a hill and hit a gigantic moose standing
in the middle of the road.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
She hit it ass first.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Its hind end went through the windshield.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
I won't go into the next part of the letter.
It involves a fecal shower. You will scare them.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
By the way, my buddy's mom was okay. The moose
quote not so much.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
Thank you, Kevin. We always appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
A good thing about muso. If Christie's in her figure out,
she can just drive in between its legs.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
That's true, that's a little car.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Yesterday, yesterday our special guests, the great band the Electric Amish,
were with us and we were asking a bunch of questions.
This is from a pat's old neck of the woods,
north central Pennsylvania. Oh yeah, because I see Amish every
day on the back roads of Mifflinburg, rights Jim from Northumberland, Pennsylvania.

(34:39):
I see them on my way to work in Lancaster.
By the way, they do have led lights on the
front and back of their buggies for easy visibility.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
How do you where do you make the call here
on what you can and can't do if you're Amish?

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Oh, they have I'm sure rules.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
I mean, because you can have electrical it's on your buggy,
but you can't drive a nice.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Issue of here. Well that's gas power, doesn't Maybe electric
cars they can.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Do, I don't think so. Do they have electric lights
in the farms?

Speaker 5 (35:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I think no, I don't. I believe they're allowed to
charge batteries like solarly and then use those batteries to
then power some stuff like It's kind of like how
certain religions have people that come in and do stuff
for them on Sunday or on. You know, folks of

(35:33):
the Jewish faith, I think I think the Homage also
have their ways around certain h They when they.

Speaker 8 (35:41):
Work at their reading terminal in Philadelphia, they are working
in a place that's lit by electricities. I mean they're
selling their wares, the fruits and vegetables, all that.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Are they Mennonites or amage difference?

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Then what they can they can use power tools on
a factory though, right, it's confusing. I'm sorry, but we
just were trying to figure out for safety reasons because
Graver's guitar looks like one of those triangle things you
see in the back of right.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
And by the way, the Electric Amish are doing a
very rare concert appearance. When they tour, it takes so long,
you know, the horse and buggies to get place to place,
you know, Seattle to l A and eight weeks. Uh,
they're going to be at the famous Delphi Opera house
coming up on Saturday night. So we'll answer your Amish questions.
You know that Elvis was one of those guys that

(36:26):
would help his neighbors, like yeah, yeah, yeah, my mom
did that as well.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Not with Elvis, but that would have been a great story. Yeah, wow,
I know that.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Pat's mom, of course, famously had a roll in the
hay with one of the Kennedies. Yes, that's what's true.
That a couple of other important important letters.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
I work.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
I work at a kitchen and assisted living facility. We
offer various types of ice cream to the res My
boss is a cool guy. He buys a specialty ice
cream every once in a while. One of the recent
ice cream labels Mackinaw Island Fudge ice Cream. This comes
to us from Jordan in West Virginia.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
I hate you, Jordan, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
Mcinaw Island, of course famous for its fudd Michigan. It's
an island, Christy.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Remember Tom was He was going on about how they're
fudge is world famous and none of us had ever
heard of it. Well, yes, because you guys don't get around.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
And the tourists, by the locals, are referred to as fudgies.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Oh I bet they love that.

Speaker 6 (37:38):
Well, let him know that it's behind you that fudge exactly.
It's one of us behind the back.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
How many full time residents they got up there, that's
a good question.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Golf carts right. Yeah, no, the horses.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
No, no carts.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I didn't know that to speak of.

Speaker 13 (37:54):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Now it's a time for us to segue over, I
think into the sports section. Jeff Ooski is sitting over
there in Chicks Place, Chicks a little ont of the weather.
He should be back on Mondays. I think he's starting
to feel better.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Oh, we got some good sports today. Former NBA player
and assistant coach Damon Jones has pleaded not guilty to
charges he profited from rigged poker games and provided sports
betters with non public information about injuries to stars Lebron
James and Anthony Davis. His mother and stepfather had to

(38:26):
put up their Texas home as collateral for a two
hundred thousand dollars bond that will allow him to remain
free pending trial. Oh man, he doesn't have the money.
He doesn't have two hundred k.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Oh, you don't even need thousand.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
I can come up with twenty grand, Not that I
know anything about that.

Speaker 9 (38:50):
Oh I do I.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Have a friendly bail bonds when I've had a deal
with a couple of times. Yeah. Very nice guy, by
the way, Oh is he?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Very nice guy.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Fan of the show which was rather helpful. Yeah, so
he is, Uh, that sounds guilty.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
So is he He's sound guilty if he's broke. I
wonder if he gambled all his money away apparently.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
But giving out non public information about injuries.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
I mean, that's that's guilty.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
That's some pretty well.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
I think this whole thing was launched. I remember reading
that it was a guy. Uh, there was a huge
number all of a sudden, there was a whole lot
of action on a very unusual game. Bet Yeah, like
a like a certain player is not going.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
To make play that game or something. Yeah, he was
gonna he take himself out of the.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Game or something.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
He did.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Yes, And they said, wait a minute, that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
So h I remember reading that.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
Uh, that launched that whole thing. And it'll be very
interesting to see what happens. But this this guy Wow.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
And I don't know if you saw this, Tom, but
there was a new record yesterday out of Florida when
Oliver Reu became the tallest person ever to play college
basketball when he made his debut and third rank Florida
is one O four sixty four victory over North Florida.

(40:14):
The nineteen year old seven foot nine red shirt freshman
checked in with two O nine to play, with the
home crowd chanting we want Ollie. He drew so much
attention from the Ospreys that he didn't even touch the ball.
When asked about making history, he equipped, it's it's another day.
I guess.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Is he the Canadian guy?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yes, seven foot nine?

Speaker 5 (40:39):
So does he have any athletic skills? Well, put his
hand up too, But I mean he's going to be
a center.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
We all know guys in high school that were the
biggest guys in the school and they were They couldn't
play football, so they had no athletic ability.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Oh, I was the tallest. I've been this tall since
fifth grade. I was the tallest kid. And the other
teams would be like, oh, watch out for him. I'm like,
watch me ride the bench till the last two minutes.
You have nothing to worry about. Had no coordination.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
But what is the what's the report on this kid?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Though?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I mean, I have no idea?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Alling gangly?

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Oliver?

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Is it pronounced reu reu oh?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Least according to Google?

Speaker 5 (41:24):
With this okay?

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Uh, I wonder if he'll join a frat the world's
tallest case and former cheerleaders won't have to get their
knees dirty. No, I don't think anyway. I guess it
was either basketball or the circus.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Uh. Former NFL star Antonio Brown has been arrested on
attempted murdered chartist stemming from a shooting after a celebrity
boxing event in Miami. Police confirmed that the thirty seven
year old was taken into custody by US marshals in Dubai.
The arrest warrant says Brown is accused of grabbing a

(42:06):
handgun from a security officer and firing two shots at
a man he'd gotten into a fistfight with at the
amateur boxing event in May. Murder, yeah, okay, attempted murder,
Oh okay, attempted Okay, it should have been a better shot. Okay.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
Now coming up, we have more of your letters. Of course,
a great guest coming in later on. I hope you
can stick around. The great singer and songwriter Paul Thorne,
one of our absolutely favorites, famous on this show for
a couple tunes including It's a great day to kick
somebody's ass, so please stick around for that. We are
in the Arali Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob

(42:46):
and Tom Show.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
Want to share a letter or comment. Our email is
Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We
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Speaker 3 (43:11):
That lovely voice was coming from my favorite lady, Christy Lee,
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in the what color is that is that coffee?

Speaker 5 (43:22):
That is brown?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Dark brown?

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Hoko?

Speaker 5 (43:24):
That's beautiful at ups brown and a.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Beautiful button up shirt. Mister Pat Godwin, Hello, I am
Jeff Osca at the Price Spects Sports desk. Next to
me Ace Cosmy, And there is mister Tom Griswold.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Thank you very much. Not dressed in peanut butter. We
don't have that coming up. There's a This has to
be a frat prank. Yeah, I agree, a guy Let
me do the story. Yeah sure. This is the university.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Campus police are investigating reports of a guy covered in
peanut butter roaming the campus, with concerns raised over the
potential danger to those with allergies into sanitized services that
had been coated in peanut butter. Officers said they're investigating
the matter, adding that they did not know whether the
man is a student.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
And if this was a hazing situation, of course, wow,
I it would be. Jason, I just sent you this picture.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Do you have it?

Speaker 6 (44:20):
There we go, Yeah, there it is. It looks like
he's completely naked. I think he's got on like a
speedo or something.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
He's got on some shorts. But this is where my
son's friends all go. And I sent that picture to
my son. I was like, is this ellis? I thought
it was his dumb ass friend because that's they would do.

Speaker 8 (44:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Is he wearing he's got shoes on. Yeah, but he's
covered in peanut butter. Yeah that what do you think?

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Frat house? Absolutely good chance? Or that just some really imaginative.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Vil attention, maybe internet attention.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Have a little bit of fun. Has it shown up
on the internet yet?

Speaker 5 (44:56):
As a I haven't searched for it. I can't many
many moves be okay, well a boiler up, I guess. So, yeah,
it's fun. It's cool.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I heard they arrested him in a jiffy so ah,
who who are you? They're all there.

Speaker 8 (45:12):
There's boiled peanuts, so maybe there's a connection there, boiler maker,
boiled peanuts.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
No, yeah, it's thin at best, my.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
Little Maybe it's maybe he's a leftover costume. He's George
Washington Carver uh or perhaps Perdue Peanut Butter.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Pete Peter pan Pete Peanut.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Check his butt crack. Look for a marshmallow. If there's
a marshmallow in there, it's a it's a frat hazing event.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Only in Tom's world.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Oh no, no, no, that was a thing at your college.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
It was a thing.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Oh it's a private thing. I think it's a universal college.
In the butt, something in the butt always, no, no.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
No, they would eat on something, right, They would carry
it around. One of my good friends was a head
of one of the frats, and they would they put
a marshmallow in your butt crack. Hand you, you put
a marshmallow in your butt crack, and you had to
run up the six flights of Hamilton Hall. And if
against another guy, okay, and the loser had to eat
the other guy's marshmallow. And then if you dropped your marshmallow,

(46:17):
you had to eat away. No, it's a so they
had on no pants running up the stairs. Yeah, you
had to be naked? Really yeah naked. I didn't know
that part.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Yeah, these things are always funny with the marshmallow fall out.
If they weren't naked, good point.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I thought they went up with shorts or something over
the elves.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
No, never mind, I'm not going there. Boys will be boys.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I mean, I'm not saying running naked up the stairs
against another man hazing enough marshmallow in your.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Ass a little bit.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Some of these upper cheal on frat guys really get
into it.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Was it a many marshmallow or a full size?

Speaker 12 (46:54):
No?

Speaker 6 (46:54):
No, it was a standard, not one of the gigantic ones. No, ridiculous,
just one of the standard marshmallow.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
I made the mistake of getting the I didn't realize
I had gigantic marshmallows and I got them for s'mores.
Oh they don't. I had no idea. I opened the bag.
I was like, oh, there's only seven marshmallows in this
entire bag.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Can they could you slice them like cheese?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
They did not hang well on the poker or whatever.
But now, well this kid, who it's a guy.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Obviously, I shouldn't make that coated himself in peanut butter
head to toe. I heard he was asking if there
was a dog park anywhere nearby. It's very popular.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Will they charge him with something?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
If? I don't know, you should.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
Endangering someone bringing a little joy to uh the Purdue
University campus. Okay, well we'll continue. We have one more
sports story.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
I believe.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, Gay has broken the Guinness World Record for the
longest video game marathon. This person's name known as Grasshopper,
achieved the record title after playing the game Dance Dance
Revolution for one hundred and forty four hours or six
full days. The thirty four year old danced to over

(48:22):
three thousand songs and burn more than twenty two thousand
calories during the challenge.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
That's just ridiculous. I remember we remember Hands Dance Revolution.
Oh yeah, Oh, I remember it.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
That's hard.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
It is very hard.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
And did he can you stay awake for six days? No?
He had to have had breaks, don't I think?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
I don't know that are a case of monster energy?

Speaker 11 (48:47):
No?

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Je did they This is a serious question. Do they
drug test for these things?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I mean, for the like Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Can you I don't I don't think they take check
your year in from meth.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, that's weird that I figured it'd be set by
like a seventeen year old girl a thirty four year
old man.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Are these still that's game still popular? Dance Dance Revolution?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
I've seen it in like arcades before.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
Yeah, they had a version of the Ark, but there
was a home version with a with a math that
unrolled and it was how would you describe it?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
They were like, it's kind of like, yeah, it was
like Twister.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Yeah, and you and they would light up and you
had to dance. The song would come on and you
had your feet had to match the light up squares.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
So that's that's pretty awesome. Yeah, that's kind of a
cool record workout, Jason, did you get the thing that
I sent you?

Speaker 5 (49:45):
The photograph?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
But do we have that?

Speaker 6 (49:48):
This is another world record? While doing some research I
stumbled on this one. This is a lady of a
Serbian Swedish origin. Yes, she has had a number of
so called Brazilian butt lifts, yes, five to be precise.
She claims to have the quote biggest bum in the world.

(50:10):
The there she is, how would you describe it?

Speaker 5 (50:14):
It looks like.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Turius to what in her It looks like the biggest
beach ball you've ever seen, but two of them side
by side on her backside.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
Yeah, shelf her face, Yeah, button her face. Yeah, she
probably has had a lot of She has nice hair, man.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
You could use that as a TV tray.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Oh my gosh, she could set a whole turkey turkey
dinner on that, she says.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
She says she has the quote biggest bum in the world,
but it hasn't helped her with her love life.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yeah, look at that face. That is a wreck. Scary
she's done.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
I have a question when you have a look to
how would you describe it the two halves of her buttocks?
Is there still an access point for the purpose of
the backside?

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Of course, Tom, you don't close that up. You would die.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
No, But wouldn't those giant balloons sort of close it up?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
It's problematic back there. It comes out like a Plato
fun factor, comes out like a sheet of.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
I rest my case and your thoughts, sir. I think
we have a little bit of it. I think you
very much. In your face you get through a little
bit of sir.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Mix.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
That's the lady who sits next to me on the
plane every time she has.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
As on your arm breast.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
But I'm seriously, wouldn't that cause problems just doing the
basic functions of the.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Yeah, yes it would. I would think mentally ill has
to be really tough. Yeah, how your access that you
like a poker? You can't you can't go from behind.
You'd have to go from the front, which is bad.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
You have to go business route. You can't go run that.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Coming up, we have a great guest singer songwriter Paul
Thorne will be joining us. We certainly look forward to
seeing Paul here in the studio and also coming up
more interesting news, Chris, you want to give.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Me the teaser?

Speaker 7 (52:20):
Yeah, we have a diaper wearing sheep on a train.
We have an interesting story out of Paris. If you
want to be buried with royalty.

Speaker 6 (52:28):
And if you're a Jim Morrison fan you want to
be buried near him.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
That's you can. You're a literary fan.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Like a good quote?

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Nude things? We got guys showing up. Yeah one, I
don't want to get too much away.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
One headline has the word chainsaw and naked in it.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Yeah what, Yeah, that's that's bad. And then when you
go to virtual court. Be sure you're dressed properly as well.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
Oh yeah, that's the thing. Yeah yeah, okay, have us
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yodeling in the news and an interesting thing involving trying
to bribe a police officer. We'll see how that how

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that came out, and the great artist Paul Thorn joining
us here in the Orealy Autopart Studios.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Hello friends, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Over at the Silac Insurance Company news desk. We have
Miss Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin, you got some songs
for us oh man a ton of songs. Oh, I'm
Jeff Oscar. I am at the Price Picked sports desks.

(55:03):
Next to me our engineer Ace Cosby, and there he is.
How are you today, Tom?

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Doing great? I'm just doing a little bit of homework here.
We had this weird story about someone at Purdue University.
Apparently a young man covered head to toe in peanut butter,
I mean the campus and people are concerned about allergy dangers.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Well, you know, it turns out he just got arrested.
This guy PB and J walking.

Speaker 14 (55:32):
I like it.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
I bet he will skippy bail. This guy's nuts. Yeah,
oh chunky, Yeah, he's in a jam. Okay, so sorry,
it's hilarious. By the way, this is completely off any topic.
I was doing some homework here during the break because

(55:54):
when we get to today in history, it's Madame Curie.
I got to do some more homework here. Madame Curie.
It's her birthday, born in eighteen sixty seven, Mary Currie,
the famous scientist.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
You know she is, I don't you don't really wait?
What's her name?

Speaker 6 (56:15):
Madame Currie, famous scientist pioneering research and radioactivity.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Have they the Curio Cabinet?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (56:23):
No, oh, but anyway, I thought I remembered this, so
I've been looking around and it's true. She was buried
in a lead lined coffin because of lingering radioactivity. In fact,
all of her papers, even her cookbooks, her scientific notebooks
and papers, everything is so radioactive. They're stored in lead

(56:45):
line boxes in the Bibliotache Nacian Isle in France.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Really, who is she?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
You didn't tell me?

Speaker 6 (56:51):
She is the pioneering research in radioactivity. Oh okay, a
great scientist. And I thought i'd heard that that is
just so weird. That is weird hikes. In any event,
we'll get back to the reality of what's happening here.
Christy Lee is at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
What have you got over there?

Speaker 7 (57:10):
Officials in Switzerland are seeking United Nations recognition for yodeling.
The Swiss government is petitioning the UN Cultural Agency UNESCO
to include the tradition of yodeling on its list of
Intangible culture Cultural heritage. Naja Rachs, a professor at Lucerne

(57:30):
University of Applied Sciences and Arts, explained that while yodeling
exists in neighboring Austria, Germany and Italy, Swiss yodeling is
distinctive because of its vocal technique.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
The Texas Texas what they ever heard, Hank Williams, Oh, sure, yodels?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
No?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
The Swiss government says at least twelve thousand yodelers take
part throughout about seven hundred and eighty groups of the
Swiss Yodling Association.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
That's a lot of yodelers.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Does anybody care if the UN recognize as yodeling? This
is all thing I would think. Maybe I don't wanna
be a little work on that gaza thing.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
There's but there seem to be more important things to
deal with right now.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
We'd like to make the holes in Swiss cheese get
an award. If that's the case, you shouldn't America get
an award for scatting.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
Scatting we start that.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
We absolutely did with jazz.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
Yeah, it's a great jazz thing, you know, one of
the great scatters of all time.

Speaker 7 (58:32):
Ella Fitzgerald, Oh no, no, no, no, no, I thought
we were gonna play a yodling well.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Coming up as the anniversary of the sinking of the
Edmund Fitzgerald and Pad Cotton has a nice too and
little tie that.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
I wouldn't either. We can get to that another time.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
We get judging as I as I'm reading the room,
did you want to hear our yodeling hunk?

Speaker 9 (58:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (58:54):
I do.

Speaker 6 (58:55):
This comes to us from a couple of years ago.
We were talking about yodeling of all things, and we
actually you'll hear the world champion Lady Lady yodeler.

Speaker 8 (59:06):
Here.

Speaker 16 (59:06):
I've got Major League Baseball, and I thought that today
we could have some special music underneath for major major
League Baseball. This is from Chick's audio collection. This is
the CD that I'm listening to in my car right now.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
That's Martin.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Martin.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Martin McGuire's a song on could you hell?

Speaker 12 (59:30):
Is?

Speaker 16 (59:33):
Well, maybe you don't know about Australia's Queen of.

Speaker 9 (59:39):
So I don't.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
What's her name, Mary Schneider, Mary Schneider. This is the
songs that we'd recognize. You mean, yeah, for example, well,
for example.

Speaker 17 (59:52):
The Fabulous the Fabulous, Peer gets sweet?

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Where is the yodeling comment?

Speaker 17 (59:58):
Well, you can't just go ahead and start yielding right away, man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Timing is everything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
It's very nicely.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Uh what you find? Could we move on?

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Is that a switch to head? Voice rather quickly flashing
it should be wait a minute, let's end with this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Sounds like the scene is stuck. This is new, this
is a different one. This is the end of number one.
Oh it's kicking in.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
Enough enough, She's still alive. Is she really Mary Schneider.

Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
She's from Australia. Yeah, I didn't know Australia was known
for yodling.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
I didn't know either. Maybe the Swiss Alps. I thought
you from the Alps.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
I think that may be her cultural background. She's not
an indigenous what is it called Aborigine Aboriginal Australia, I think,
But it just shows that it's okay to you know,
have you ever yodeled?

Speaker 13 (01:01:33):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
I didn't realize we were going down Vulgar Road.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
What we're all thinking?

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Okay, so, I mean it's got Do you think yodling
is cool?

Speaker 12 (01:01:44):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
No, do you think yodeling is cool?

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
I went to you know how my I was educated.
Where I went it was Yoda Lady, the Yoda lay,
whom very very formal. My school, my schooling.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
The better. It's no Jewel does a little yodling. She's
the most modern person I think to do it. Yeah, yeah,
she does.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
But I know what you're going to say. Oh, wait
a minute, there's a famous rock song with you. They
opened the introocus hocus Pocus.

Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
But no, but there were a kids who went around
to walmarts. Oh yeah, the little cowboy kid. That was good. Yeah,
he was yodling all over the walmarts.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Well there's there.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Like I said, there's a kind of a Western thing
for yodling with Hank Williams, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah,
I can I can find that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Nobody was the band. The band was Focus and the
song was hocus Pocus. I think this is it here, Okay, yeah,
this was a big hit. Yeah, who would have thought?

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
Can you mention being the engineer the first day and
they walk in by the way, We're going to be
yodling playing Hell's waiting room.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Yeah yeah, yeah here, oh oh now it's good headbanger.
That was a great song. That was a great song.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Does a guy from the band do the yodeling here they.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Hire out A fair question.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
I don't know. I don't know that that had to
be weird though. They the musicians walk in and the
guy goes.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Hey, this is a great studio. We had deep purple
in your last week. What are you guys gonna do?
We're gonna yodel. Oh, let me go, let me go
roll a number. I gotta sit through this.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
But that's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
So it just shows kind of On the same note,
a Miss World Chili contestant, is It Chili or Chile
has gone viral after showing off her heavy metal vocals
during a beauty pageant. According to Revolver magazine, Chilean model
and singer Ignatia Fernandez took to the stage with guitarist
Carlos Palma from her band Deceasius to it on a

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death metal performance at this year's Miss Mundo Chile pageant.
Their performance resulted in a standing ovation and pushed Miss
Fernandez into the final round of twenty contestants. Miss Mundo
Chile will be crowned this Sunday.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
I believe we have we have some audios.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Gorgeous. Yeah, she is beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
I've got a little bit of audio. This is uh
in the competition to become Miss Chile.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Just wait a second, here comes that's a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
She identifies a woman.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
She's we have a picture of her.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
She's absolutely every whoa.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
Yeah, she's beautiful. Well, moolk show that's her, that's her
heavy mis.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Josh, oh my.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Goodness, it says everything for him.

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
Yeah, I'd watch her performance on mute, but I.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
Can't believe that voice comes out of that woman.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
I was going to ask a stupid question, is it
is she singing quote unquote in Spanish or English?

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Doesn't matter? I mean, do any of those bands Chile?
I I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
I'm just saying you can't tell, because that the vocalization
of that particular sphere of music is so the word
I'm looking.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
For us what crappy?

Speaker 13 (01:05:38):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
I mean, come on, you've heard some of those bands?

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Yeah, it just sounds like someone going right right, right right, Yeah, Josh,
I think he disagree with you, Josh Wua disagree.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Well, the true fans have to read the lyrics, I
guess to know what they're saying.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Jason's a fan too, Yeah, I don't have to read
the lyrics. Yeah, okay, Well, I mean as Jackson Brown
want say.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
And when he was asked why he didn't put the
lyrics on his album and said, because if you can't
hear them, why are you singing songs so in the
case of this. Yeah, I'm hearing, yeah, Josh is fishing
in the ozark and I'm hearing him getting hard.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
When Yeah, you heard that exactly. Well, by the way
Josh put up on his Instagram, I forgot some fish.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
He caught his limit. Yeah, caught a lot of We
could come home now then, well, I don't think he's
going to come home.

Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
Well, coming up on our show, we don't need Josh.
We've got Paul Thorn coming in the great recording Artists.
We'll stingly look forward to seeing Paul Thorn, I'll remind you.
Speaking of guests, yesterday we had the Electric Amish as
our house band. They'll be in at the famous Delphi
Opera House and you can get take an information at
Delphi Opera House dot Org Saturday evening only for that show.

(01:06:59):
Uh So, now, Christy Lee, we can squeeze in one
more tune here what you got over there?

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
One more tun How about a story.

Speaker 7 (01:07:06):
Residents of Paris now have a rare chance to be
buried in a cemetery among the legends like jam Morrison
and Oscar Wilde. City Hall has opened a public lottery,
allowing Parisians to apply for the purchase and restoration of
one of thirty historic tombs across three cemeteries Pierre Lache's
Montparnesse and Montmartre. Winners will be able to buy the

(01:07:29):
tombs for about forty six hundred dollars, with leases starting
at eleven hundred or twenty dollars for ten years, or
up to twenty thousand dollars for perpetual rights.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
That's way too cheap. Officials say.

Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
The initiative aims to be served deteriorating burial sites while
giving residents access to some of the city's most famous
resting places.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
They should auction them off.

Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
They'd get Yeah, closest to Jim Morrison, they'd get a
fortune for applications.

Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
Closed December thirty first. Among the notable figures buried in
these cemetery are the aforementioned Morrison and wild Edith plaf Piere,
Jean Paul Sartre, Simon de Bouvier, and Emil Zola.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
Yeah, that I don't understand. The one. The ten ure was,
it's a least what would do after ten years take
you out? I guess I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Maybe how they opened is that how they got spots?
Was the other leaseholders quite a bit their lease or.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
Is it like time Share ever to bury you? You
get the January February, then you take you out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
I can get you out of your coffin. Time Share
just called me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Yeah, contractual rights for twenty grand seems like.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
Super cheap to be in one of the most famous
cemeteries in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
I would think they do. They'd get a fortune if they.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Auctioned it off.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
I've been to the one where Morrison's buried. Yeah, you've
been there twice. Yeah, way up, Hie and Mamoter.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
A lot of a lot of.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
Bottles, yeah, a lot of Yeah, there's a lot of
when you walk in there, chalk things and other grapes
and Jim this way.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Yeah, you can have your grave desecrated here in America.
We don't have to go over there to have it.

Speaker 14 (01:09:12):
Well, we can't.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
We're not, We're not allowed. Do you have to be
French to be buried there? You have to be Persian
to apply for that. I don't know if you have
to be French to be buried there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Obviously not. Jim Morrison's buried there.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
Well, and maybe they change the rules. Yeah, that seems like.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Oscar wild was in French either was he no English?

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Right, yep.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
I just think they could get scalper prices and do
a lot better than that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
But who knows.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
It's nice that they're cleaning up the cemetery though. It's
a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
Now coming up, we have more news from the world
of court, and we have a sheep in the news.
We have a great guest coming in, singer songwriter Paul
Thorne will be joining us. We have an unusual We've
had a lot of interesting wedding news. We have another
interesting thing. This is also coming out of France on
a way to help pay for your wedding if you're

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Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
And we also have the top ten baby names if
you want to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
Oh okay, good? Is Liam still number one for the boys?

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
That was?

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
That was the last two years? I think Liam?

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
Yeah, Liam was number one for this is American names.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Yes, I'm gonna go with Dylan. Is Dylan number one?

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Liam is not number one?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
New number one?

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
New number one?

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Shecky not check? Okay, just grout show, just asking.

Speaker 12 (01:10:42):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
That's all that's all coming up to you from the
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Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
A Sunday morning, Hey, welcome back to the Bob and
Tom Show. We're coming to you from the o'breley Auto
Parts Studios. Over there at the Silac Insurance Company News desk,
we have miss Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Jeff pat Godwin next to her with some tones Hello, Hi,
Yeah tones tudentes U. He's Cosby, our engineer this morning.
Across from me at the I Hate Stephen Singer Comedy
Desk and a boxy jacket, we have our own Jess
Hooker Hi, and I am Jeff Fosca. I'm at the

(01:11:33):
Price Picked Sports Desk. I send it over to our leader,
mister Tom Griswold.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
We were talking about this a couple of weeks ago
when I wanted to do a little homework so we
could get this straight. We were remember someone referenced a
guy that allegedly ate an airplane, So it's one of
those sort of yes and no things, but it was
a world record, Yes, and it started out as the

(01:12:00):
Guinness World Record, the profile of what they called this idiot,
the world strangest eater. His name was Michael Lotito. He
was a French performer known by the name Monsieur monsdeu,
which means miss it means mister eat all. According to

(01:12:23):
this news account, he was able to consume metal, rubber,
and glass, but he was perhaps best known, it says
as the man who ate an entire airplane. He'd also
eat bicycles, razor blades, and other seemingly ineedible objects. It
is estimated that he ate nine tons of metal during
his lifetime. He died quote unquote of natural causes at

(01:12:48):
the age of fifty seven. Now I don't know much,
and I'm not a doctor.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
But seems a little young for natural causes.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Yeah, maybe it was the plane. Well, I did a
little more homework and I found out that he claimed
to have eaten a Cessna one, which is a single
engine plane.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
So at least he didn't appetize it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
Yeah, and he claims he did it over a period
of a couple of years, starting in nineteen seventy eight.
This says he would cut items into bite sized pieces,
swallow them, and then drink large amounts of waters and
mineral oil to help them passow. Some sources report that
mister or Monsieur Lotito ate the entire plane. Investigative checks

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show some skepticism.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Snopes.

Speaker 6 (01:13:38):
Snopes, the famous fact checking site, suggested that he did
meet he did eat rather many inedible objects, but they
could not verify if he ate an entire airplane.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
So for him, Yeah, as you were wondering about that
class expensive lunch, yeah it is, and he dropped the
douce lunch.

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
I can't imagine what his track was like. Yeah, yeah,
by that, I hope you got his cool on oscopies
a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
Well, when they're doing it, they might run into some
bullets whatever they do. Well yeah, yeah, uh no. Christi
Leia is over there at the Silac Insurance news desks.
We prepare for a great guest. By the way, we're
going to talk and here's some music from the great
recording artist Paul Forne. Yes, Now what have you got, Christian?

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
I have a couple of stories that you're going to enjoy.

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
Twenty twenty five National Toy Hall of Fame inductees were
announced yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
Are these the nominees or the these are the inducted.

Speaker 7 (01:14:33):
They were inducted into the Class of twenty twenty five
three toys. Battleship, Slime, and Trivial Pursuit are going to
be housed in the museum in Rochester.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
New York.

Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
Pursuit is a game, not a toy, so is Battleship.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
The top three winners were among twelve finalists that also
included games like Catan, Connect four, corn Hole, the Furbie
corn Hole.

Speaker 6 (01:14:59):
Oh okay, they said porn Hole.

Speaker 7 (01:15:01):
Yeah, that's what I said, get your name, get your
mind out of the gutter, the Ferbie a Scooter, Snow,
spiro Graph, Star Wars, Lightsaber, and Tickle Me Elmo.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
Tickle Me Elmo didn't win. Yes, spiro Graph.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Isn't in there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Yeah, yeah, a spiro Graph Let's be honest, minutes of
fun at best.

Speaker 7 (01:15:25):
For like five minutes and you put your pins in it,
colors and it would rotate wheels.

Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
They need to have they need to have classifications. There
should be a game division. Yes, uh, worst toy. I
would nominate Slinky that's in there.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Yeah, and I'm surprised they did two games.

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
Yeah, it should have been tickled me Elmo. Those are
really old battleship and trivial pursuit. Yeah, and isn't and
then slime is fairly new.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Isn't sand in there? I think sand is there?

Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
I mean snow. If sand is in the snow should
be in there. Although it technically, I mean, I don't
see it as a toy. It's fun to play in
the snow, obviously.

Speaker 11 (01:16:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
I don't think snow deserves to be in the Toy
Hall of Fame. But oh well, and who plays with
toys babies?

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Baby Center's list has been announced for the top ten
names in twenty twenty five. This is not the Social
Security one, which they call the official one, but the
report is based on three hundred and fifty thousand babies
born in twenty twenty five registered on the Baby center app.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Top ten baby girl names or do you want to
just go with top five?

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Can we go? Can we try to guess? What?

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Do you think the top five? What's the top one?

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Olivia?

Speaker 11 (01:16:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Yeah? Are no Number one?

Speaker 9 (01:16:43):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
We did the the top names from the US census,
and I remember for the last two years for the
boys it's been it's been Liam.

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
Liam is not number one on this list. To see
that list is it's those are people who are on that.

Speaker 7 (01:16:56):
App whyatt it's Noah and Noah was the number one
name for the Social Security last it was Yeah, I
thought were okay, that's what it says here in the story.
But yeah, Liam is very popular, of course, Noah, Liam, Oliver, Elijah,
Elijah number four.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
I didn't know. I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Well, I'm really mad. I actually when we picked his name,
his name was like three hundredth and because we didn't
want a popular boys maid. But now it's one of
the most of course.

Speaker 7 (01:17:29):
Matteo number five, Le Lucas, Ezra Asher and Luca.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Wrapping up, Wow, Matteo. Yeah, well that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
This is interesting.

Speaker 7 (01:17:42):
They're calling it the first year of Generation Beta babies too,
so that's the very name.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
One more generation. I'm out. I can't stand it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Any Generation X, Generation Z, generation y stop it. I know,
say how old people are? Like, I don't have to
Carona chart. This is kind of interesting. Fewer parents are
naming baby girls what Brittany names dropped substantial Karen oh yeah,
oh oh yeah, because they obviously obviously Yeah. According to

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University of Maryland professor Philip Cohen. It's dropped a thirty
three percent decrease just between twenty fifteen and twenty seventeen,
and now it's dropped even more.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
I'm assuming Siri.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Yeah my name is Siri. Oh. I hate when she's around.
My phone's always going off.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Yeah yeah, not as bad as my nephew Bluetooth.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Oh yeah, he's a pirate.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
I'm sorry that. Oh it's a stupid thing. I is
Adolph on any lists?

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
I assume that's yeah, it's on the kid listless for
the fiftieth year in a row.

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
Top ten baby girl names Olivia, Amelia with an A, Sophia, Emma, Isabella, Charlotte, Elena, Ellie, Aurora,
and Mia.

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
Yeah okay, I mean Aurora. Yeah, that's well.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
The problem the thing is a good friend of mine
is about to have a his wife actually is the
one having the baby, of course, and he's, by the
way foolish enough to think he goes, well, we have
if it's a girl, we have two names.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
She likes one, but I really like the other ones.
Are you kidding me? You have no You wouldn't even
have a vote, you idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
Yeah, yeah, but I said you got to be careful
because a friend of mine was a kindergarten teacher, and
what will happen is that the kids will arrive and
you're going to have, you know, seven Olivia's. You know,
back in the day, you'd have twelve Jennifer's out of
twenty kids. Yeah, so you kind of want to look
at the list and not be on it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
We had eleven Jeffs in my class.

Speaker 18 (01:19:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
We all just went by our last names.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:20:02):
Yeah, well, I mean I think Allsman and I are
a good example of that. We have the same first
and middle name. So really, born in the early eighties,
everybody's name was Jessica. Yeah, we have the same Nicole,
Jessica Nicole.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
Well, it's apparently it's so cool. A lot of people, Yeah,
a lot of people got on the Jessica Jessica train.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
That sounds weirdoard well, the the other just that we
allowed to say this though, that she's a she's having
a baby. Oh yeah, she said it on the air.
Apparently the train was boarded and she's having a girl.

Speaker 14 (01:20:43):
She is not.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
They didn't board it from the.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Caboose hasn't shared the name yet.

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
She hasn't shared a name though, has she with anybody
that I've hearged. I've urged her not to have you,
although I've suggested Tom is a great long lost name
for a girl. Sure, Tom for a girl.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
You know what? Tommy?

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Yeah, but that's Tommy. That's not a Okay, Thomasina, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Now Gunner's baby named Tommy Tommy. Gun Let's move on.
It was it was, it was, it was, it was.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
It was hot in here that but that whiff cold
me off. Coming up, we're gonna switch gears and get
a great singer songwriter in the room. He is Paul Thorne.
Looking forward to seeing Paul. I haven't seen him in
quite some time.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
Also coming up, we have a sheep in the news
and we have our history lesson. Also something unattack at
a at a convenience store in Florida, of course, but
this is a new twist on how to attack somebody
in a in a convenience store. It'll come to you
from the Orally Auto Parts Studios where we are right now,

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And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Second, Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We
are coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Over at the Silac Insurance News Company desk, we have
Christy Lee Pat Godwin next to her. Hey, Jeff across
from me at the I Hate Stephen Singer desk. Miss

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Jeff Hooker. Hi, we have our engineer as Cosby in
the house. Jeff and I have Jeff ask at the
Price Fixed Sports Desk.

Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
Tom.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
We have an amazing artist joining us in the studio.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
On the list of guys you don't want to get
you mad at. Besides being a terrific recording artist, painter,
et cetera, et soetera, he is Paul Forne, singer and songwriter.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
Hey, Paul el Reiser.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
I'm doing good. How you doing good?

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
Great?

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
I love your voice.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
You are the most authentic person I know well from Tupelo, Mississippi,
the son of a Pentecostal preacher.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Wow, I'm glad to be here. It's been a while.

Speaker 12 (01:23:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
Yeah, and I also remember that you're probably one of
the few singers that's been in the ring with you.
You were you took on Roberto Duran.

Speaker 14 (01:23:17):
Yeah, In nineteen eighty eight, I followed on TV against
Roberto Duran.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
I'll beat well.

Speaker 14 (01:23:24):
The fight was scheduled for ten rounds and I hung
with him for six rounds. Whoa, and after the sixth round,
I sat on my stool and uh, doctor came in
and I had a horrific cut over my eye and
my lip was split real bad, and so they stopped
the fight after six rounds. Yeah, but I got some
punches in. I busted his eye open, and I'm real

(01:23:47):
happy about that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:23:51):
I'm probably the only person in this room that can
honestly say that they got to ride in the back
of an ambulance with Roberto Duran.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
We both had to.

Speaker 14 (01:24:03):
Get seld up, you know, so I got you know,
I just it's it's a proud moment for me. Even
though I lost the fight. I'm on a list of
people that got the fight with Bert Duran, one of
the greatest who ever lived.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24:15):
Yeah, and you're still, by boy, very fit after all
the year.

Speaker 14 (01:24:18):
Yeah, I still Uh, I still work out like a boxer.
I punched the bag. I never get in the ring
in spar anymore because at sixty one, you don't need
to get hitting the head anymore. And uh so, but
I've still got my health pretty good, and I don't
have slurred speech.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
I have a draw, but it's not slurred speech, you know,
I mean Ossie at the end, Let's face it. God, yeah,
there was a little bit of a slurred speech there.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
We Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:24:46):
I'm excited speaking of Ozsi because two days ago I
got something I ordered off TikTok. It's the brand new
uh Ozzy Osbourne shellf elf. Yeah, he's shelf of.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
He's got a black he don't wear red do he
wears black? And yeah? Wow.

Speaker 14 (01:25:08):
But the picture they have, the picture they had of
the doll on TikTok looked exactly like like him. But
the one I got it looks like Richard Lewis.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
That's hilarious. Well, so you know what's it called.

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
It's called what Ozzy Osbourne's Christmas elf doll?

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Yeah, say, the picture looks exactly like him.

Speaker 14 (01:25:36):
Here we go, you got the I got the Richard,
I got the Ozzie tribute artist.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Richard Lewis a fine comedian.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Of the show.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
He does look like Richard Lewis, especially in the green one.
If you see the.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Green Richard, Richard always had great hair. But you know
what a guy. I love Ozzy Osbourne.

Speaker 14 (01:25:58):
Man, I'm missing he had a massive group of fantastic songs.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
You know, Mom, I'm coming home.

Speaker 14 (01:26:05):
That's what That'll get played one hundred years from That
was such a good song.

Speaker 6 (01:26:09):
I like the sad stuff. Ozzy's been in the studio
with us a few times.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
I bet that was cool.

Speaker 6 (01:26:14):
The last time he was here. Those they were this
dates it a little bit. People smoked in the studio
and when left, and Ozzie was smoking the whole time.
And when he left, somebody knocked on the door and
they wanted to know if we had Ozzy's cigarette butts.
And okay, so there's someone out there that I don't
know where they keep them, but they've got Ozzy's cigarette

(01:26:37):
butts right here.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Well.

Speaker 14 (01:26:38):
I saw somebody pay about twelve thousand dollars for an
Elvis wart what some Elvis had wart removed. And somebody
paid like twelve thousand dollars for.

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
Little DNA thing going on. Who was it? He was
in the news.

Speaker 6 (01:26:54):
Oh, Tom Brady was in the news a couple of
days ago because he cloned his dog. Yeah, I mean,
I don't know much about science or cloning, but can
you is that going to be a thing. Eventually you'll
be able to take a clone Elvis, take a wart
and make a new Elvis. I don't know was speaking
of Elvis, if I'm not mistaken. Our guests, by the way,
is the great singer and songwriter Paul Thorne. And uh,

(01:27:15):
Paul's doing a couple of acoustic things. But you'll be
getting back of the road with your great band. Your
band is absolutely terrific.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
Yeah, and you you were am I correcting saying you
were born in Tupelo, Mississippi.

Speaker 14 (01:27:24):
Actually I was born in Kenosha, Wisconsin, but I've moved
to Tuplo when I was a baby, so I don't
remember Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
All our members being.

Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
Here, you don't have a Wisconsin I.

Speaker 6 (01:27:38):
Got a hint to fargoing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well we'll see.
You want to favorite with the tune? You got something
you like to play for us?

Speaker 7 (01:27:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
You know.

Speaker 14 (01:27:48):
I got this friend back in tupelow he's younger than me.
He's a single man, and he gets.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
On the phone all day and he's on this dating
app called called Tender.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Have you heard of Osher?

Speaker 14 (01:27:59):
And he gets it's a lot of dates, and when
he gets a date, he takes them all to the
same place to eat. It's a really nice chicken restaurant.
It's called Popeyes. And he's got this too, can eat
for twenty dollars coupon book, and so he he's awesome
and I like to. I wrote a song that just

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talks about what his day in his life is like.
It's called Wait a Saiah don't tender a regipro five
A middle aged waitress divorced with a child.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
You said you wasn't.

Speaker 14 (01:28:39):
Looking for a one nice stand. You're searching for a lover.
This guy is slow hand.

Speaker 13 (01:28:47):
Don't do it out on a first date. Leave a
little something none Please, don't do it out on.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
A first date.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
Wait?

Speaker 14 (01:29:01):
All right, the name of the song is wait, so
the next time it comes around, y'all can sing that word.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
We sat down at the table.

Speaker 14 (01:29:12):
It was understood that two for twenty co pon was
still good. The conversation flowed, the chicken got cold.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
We both agreed. Jackson Brown. Finally it looks.

Speaker 13 (01:29:26):
Oh, stood all on the firstday. Yeah, leave a little
something no on? Please, don't do it all on on firstday. Wait,
that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
Yeah, I took you to a movie.

Speaker 14 (01:29:47):
We got some popcorn. We cried at the end of
A Star is Born. I put my arm around you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
You kissed me on the cheek.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
My heart started racing now on my knees.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Got week.

Speaker 13 (01:30:03):
Don't do it all on the firstday. Yeah, leave a
little something, know on Please, don't do it all on
the firstday.

Speaker 9 (01:30:17):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Yea.

Speaker 14 (01:30:21):
On the way home, I tried second base, a slap
on the job. Put me in my place. You told
me slow down, you're moving too fast. If you want
to kind the love that would last. Don't do it
out on her firstday.

Speaker 13 (01:30:43):
Yeah, leave a little something, no pay, don't do it
all on her firstday.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
Yeah, who.

Speaker 6 (01:30:58):
Paul Horn, Oh that is so funny. The Jackson Brown wife.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Jackson happened overnight, didn't it?

Speaker 14 (01:31:07):
Well, you know, all his life he's always looked like
a fresh face young boys, got the little calic in.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
But but time caught up with him. All the chases
out with all of us.

Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Yeah, now that's a that's a singer songwriter. Paul Thorne.

Speaker 6 (01:31:24):
And you say your buddy goes on tender and goes
on a lot of first dates.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Oh yeah, he gets a ton.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
Of dates but he always does the same thing.

Speaker 14 (01:31:31):
He's got a cupon book with twenty two eight for
twenty dollars coupon book. Well, his friend manages Popeye, so
that's how he gets he gets them, He don't, he
gets them for free.

Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
Actually that's funny.

Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Yeah, there's a movie called Burn after reading, he would
have seen that, and one of the gags is George
Clooney's and he he he takes the dates to the
same movie every time and pretends he's seeing it for
the first flairy Yeah, we're it gets warm music got
mister Paul Thorne. Uh, Paul has an album out there,
many of them. The new one is called Life is

(01:32:06):
Just a Vapor.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Yeah, that song I just sang is all That album
is called Wait. Yeah, that's a great one.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
That's terrific.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
I appreciate it. Yeah, it's the first time I've ever
rapped the verses. I've never rapped that's the only verse.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
Are you still doing your painting?

Speaker 14 (01:32:22):
Yeah, it's my hobby, Bob, you know, arts my hobby.
I've been doing it a long time.

Speaker 12 (01:32:28):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
I don't do it for any other reason. I just
enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:31):
Do you sell them on the internet or anything I have,
but I.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
Hadn't in a long time. It's just it's therapy for me.
I might sell some someday. Has ever a called there?
It's kind of a I think the word they use
is naive.

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
Uh, there's one in Jef's office.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
Yeah, Yeah, you're you're you're a legend here. We got
a John Mellen campaigning and a Paul Thorne we do.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
It makes me feel good. I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:57):
And you're a place of hunter. Because some of the
other stuff is in the bathroom. Although they're very nice,
we like to keep the mood in the bathroom somewhat festive.
We're gonna hang out with Paul Thorne. We are so
lucky and we'll find out more about Paul and what's
going on in his life and his music. Right now,

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Speaker 6 (01:36:14):
We have boxer shorts in the news, which is the uh,
the dumbest way ever that we can segue back to
our guest Paul Thorne because he used to be a boxer.
You see the work. We'll get to that in just
a few minutes. From the O'Reilly Autoparts Studios, this is
the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are
coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Oh,
forget the Silac Insurance news desk. We have Christy Lee.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
Thanks to Christy. We have the dapper Pat Godwin. Hey,
Jeff across from me at the I Hate Stephen Singer
Comedy desk, we have Jess Hooker. Hello, Ace Cosby, our engineer.
I'm Jeff Hosk at the Price Picked Sports desk. Tom,
would you like to introduce our wonderful musical guests.

Speaker 6 (01:37:01):
Happy to He is a former boxer now singer songwriter.
Paul Forne is here with us from Tupelo, Mississippi.

Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
Are you still a resident of Tupolo?

Speaker 14 (01:37:11):
Yes, sir, I live fifteen minutes away from the birthplace
that he was born in the king.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
Yeah, Elvius. Have you ever actually been to the house?

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
Yeah, I go, I've been there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:37:21):
It's just a little one room house. It's called a
shotgun house. You can look in the front door and
see out the back, so if you shot a shotgun
through it, you wouldn't hit nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:37:31):
Huh okay of a shotgun wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
But you're adding to our.

Speaker 6 (01:37:40):
Now. Paul's a terrific singer and songwriter, and you're doing
a little solo thing. You also have a great band.
I can attest to that having seen them live.

Speaker 14 (01:37:48):
Yeah, my drummers having hip surgery, so the band had
to take a little break, and I'm just out here
winging it by myself. That's the way I started out anyway,
when I started out and have a band.

Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
Yeah, And I think we've established the fact that you
could probably take on any singer songwriter in the boxing ring.

Speaker 8 (01:38:06):
And well, I am a fighter too, as you will know.
I thought two cops in Charlotte, it didn't go well.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
I lost about the night in jail.

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
Have you ever done any jail time?

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
I never have.

Speaker 6 (01:38:16):
Well, my Pat has Yeah, Olo, Pats are find guitar player.

Speaker 5 (01:38:20):
And a singer. You're a singer and a songwriter.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
You're so sweet.

Speaker 6 (01:38:26):
Well, Paul, let's uh, let's get another song. What do
you feel like playing?

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
Well?

Speaker 14 (01:38:30):
I want to say I was good friends with John
Prime when he was alive, and I got to open
up for him a lot. And one night after I
opened up for him, he invited me and a few
other folks to come back to his hotel suite and
have some ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
So I went to John's Sweet.

Speaker 14 (01:38:49):
I went to John Sweet and we had some neopolotan
ice cream as strawberry, chocolate and vanilla mixed together. And
it was a real thrill for me because he's like
a songwriting legend, you know. So the next day I
got on Facebook and I posted to the world that
I had had a good hang with John having the
ice cream, and right when I posted it, his manager

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called my manager and said to take the post down
because John's wife Fiona had been getting on him about
eating too many sweeps and he.

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
Had sworn off sweets. But he got busted because of me.

Speaker 14 (01:39:28):
And that's funny, but I think of it as a
great moment in life, you know, and having that time
with him. And there's a scripture in a Bible that
says life is but a vapor, and it really is.
As you get older, you know, your world starts shringing.
You know, Tom's gone, all this stuff like that. So
every day's a gift. And so I wrote this song

(01:39:50):
right here based on all that. It's called life is
just a vapor. Me and Joant Prime was eating nice
cream out the Double Tree and sweets and that team.
Don't tell Fionna, she won't understand. Life is a vapor.

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Let's live while our can. I took Mama fish and
put her lunch in a sack. We caught a few brimbo,
we threw a mall back. It don't matter that she
don't know who I am. Life is a vapor. Let's

(01:40:35):
live while I can.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Every day is a gift.

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
Breathing and hold.

Speaker 1 (01:40:48):
Every day is a gift. It's gone before you know it.

Speaker 14 (01:40:55):
Life is just the vapor. Life is to the vapor.
Life is just the vapor. Life is just the vapor.
Most Sunday evenings, me and my friends get together the
where the driveway hands. We bring our guitars. We have

(01:41:19):
a little jam. Life is a vapor. Let's live while
our can. Every day is a gift.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Breathing and holding every day's a gift.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
It's gone before you know it.

Speaker 14 (01:41:42):
Life is to the vapor. Our life is to the
vapor world. Life is to the vapor. Life is just
the vapor.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Please beauty, fall.

Speaker 19 (01:42:03):
Will never come up again. Life yeper, so.

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
Less live in a while we can should have cut
a wood.

Speaker 14 (01:42:31):
I'll do it some day turns unto time, just slipping
the way the hour glasses are running out of sand.
Life is a vapor less.

Speaker 4 (01:42:43):
Little while I can.

Speaker 10 (01:42:48):
Every day is a gift.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
Breathing and hold.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
Every day's a gift.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
It's gone own defo you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Laughs. Ooh laughs, ooo laughs, you laughs.

Speaker 12 (01:43:15):
Paul Thorn is the I'm Not Crying the title track
from Paul's new project.

Speaker 5 (01:43:33):
Beautiful songs, so many beautiful songs from Paul.

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
We'll get another great song from Paul in a couple
of minutes. We're gonna switch gears here and uh go
to Christy Lee. Yeah, I'm literally crying. There's there's If
he does the one I request, you'll be sobbing.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
But but first, Wow, where do we go from there?

Speaker 7 (01:43:57):
Well, let's see I Uh, Detroit police officer was caught
with his pants down.

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
How about that?

Speaker 6 (01:44:01):
This is the perfect time during a Versel used to
be a boxer, and you'll see the tie in Paul.

Speaker 5 (01:44:05):
Hang on here.

Speaker 7 (01:44:06):
During a virtual court appearance, live streamed video shows Detroit
Judge Sean B. Perkins preparing for court proceedings when the
camera zooms to Detroit Police Officer Matthew Jackson, wearing the
top portion of his uniform and a pair of boxers.
When the judge asks you got some pants on officer,
Officer Jackson quickly moves the camera up and replies, no, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:44:29):
Hearing proceeds is normal.

Speaker 7 (01:44:30):
But after the footage went viral, Detroit Police Chief Todd
Bettison said the incident would be appropriately addressed.

Speaker 6 (01:44:37):
We'll see the guy they were getting ready to go
into court.

Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
Virtually virtually assumed.

Speaker 6 (01:44:42):
Yeah, so he didn't realize that the camera was on
and they cut to him.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
And he just just has that.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
The video's very funny.

Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
Yeah, I mean a lot of TV anchors used to
do that, you.

Speaker 6 (01:44:52):
Know, not you they'd wear pants, they wear maybe or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:44:55):
Yeah, flip flops or you know whatever, being casual and
waist down and suit on the top.

Speaker 6 (01:45:02):
It would have been funny if you'd wearing he could
have gone these are my legal briefs. He was wearing
boxer shorts. That probably happens a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:45:13):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
Back in COVID there was a one where the guy
had a cat filter on that he couldn't figure out
how to turn off, and the judge was like, sir,
you have on a cat Sir, I can assure you
I am not a cat. I am a lawyer.

Speaker 5 (01:45:27):
That one went crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:45:31):
Yeah, a lot of things have been seen on zoom
that probably shouldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:45:35):
Yeah, but I mean the guy, he didn't realize that
they were starting, so they were just getting ready.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:45:40):
What about ironic if it was a hung jury, you see,
he would stand up in court.

Speaker 3 (01:45:48):
He's got a lot of them.

Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
Authority's in Minnesota say a naked man was spotted using
a chainsaw.

Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
That's not a good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Well, you don't have to worry about your clothes getting
caught at.

Speaker 5 (01:45:59):
It, So what about every other thing getting caught as
long as you're wearing eye protection.

Speaker 7 (01:46:05):
We just told a responding deputy the sixty six year
old man was outside his home chainsawing wall quote butt
ass naked. Neighbors said they frequently saw the man without
any clothes on. The deputy advised the guy that he
could not be naked outside with children around and people
driving by. He was charged with disorderly conduct.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
And what's that all about?

Speaker 6 (01:46:28):
Okay, but what do you think you should certainly be wearing?
I mean, from a safety standpoint, certainly be wearing safety
goggles as I as I joked, some steel toe boots, yeah,
and a steel toed jockstrap or something something.

Speaker 12 (01:46:43):
Is it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
Butt ass naked or buck ass snakes?

Speaker 5 (01:46:50):
It's funny because I looked that up. I'm sure, Josh. Yeah,
here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:46:54):
Both phrases butt naked or buck do you see buck
naked are appropriate? Buck naked is the original. But we'll
get you in trouble in the radio. If you mess up,
you got to go with button.

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:47:08):
It dates back to the nineteenth century. According to this account,
the later variation is butt naked. They're both considered correct
historically buck is buck naked is.

Speaker 5 (01:47:20):
The term and butt ass naked is a little redundant,
isn't it.

Speaker 15 (01:47:25):
But when somebody says butt ass naked, you're like, I
know how naked that person was.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
It's a different level of naked.

Speaker 14 (01:47:32):
You ass out and just say butt naked, Yes, exactly.
The reinforces.

Speaker 5 (01:47:39):
He's an ass butt naked. But you could have you
could have a covered ass.

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
Yeah, you can tail when somebody's naked.

Speaker 5 (01:47:48):
You don't need to explain it. Yeah, you know, you're right.

Speaker 6 (01:47:52):
California Police, you raised an interesting Are there varying degrees
of nakedness?

Speaker 5 (01:47:58):
Well, I mean there's Donald duck. Yeah, it's just buck naked.
At the implications that is really naked, no shoes, stark naked.

Speaker 3 (01:48:08):
Could be hairless. Oh yeah, that's real.

Speaker 5 (01:48:17):
Well, uh, let's suck do one more new story California police.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:48:23):
California police say a driver resorted to an unusual move
in an attempt to get out of a traffic violation.
The Fullerton Police Department reports the driver had been pulled
over and in a lastish effort to get out of
the citation, he handed over a Monopoly get out of
Jail free card. Authorities added the officer had a good

(01:48:44):
laugh told him to save the card for a rainy
day before sending the driver off with the reels.

Speaker 3 (01:48:49):
See I heard the officer hit him with a reverse
card and then uh give him the ticket.

Speaker 6 (01:48:56):
Yeah, Or you should have given him that slip of
paper that has Benjamin Franklin on it.

Speaker 5 (01:49:02):
Oh, then he'd go to jail. That's a bribing an officer.

Speaker 6 (01:49:05):
Man, what if the guy took it? Well, guess Christmas
is Christmas is coming?

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
Fifty fifty chance, I guess.

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Speaker 6 (01:50:29):
Thank you very much, Christy Lee. When we come back,
we're going to another song out of our guest mister
Paul Thorne. Paul wants to gain a new project out
there called Life is a Vapor. He just sang that
great song from the collection available on CD, et cetera,
et cetera. We are in the O'Reilly Autopart Studios. This
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Speaker 3 (01:51:01):
Hello, and welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
We're coming to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.
Over at the Silac News desk, we have Christy Lee.

Speaker 6 (01:51:11):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:51:12):
Next to her we have mister Pa. Jeff I like
those glasses. Oh thank you? Uh, he's coused me over engineering.
I'm Jeff Osky. At the Prize Pick Sports Desk. Across
the way, we have at the I Hate Steven Singer Desk.
Jess Hooker. Hello, Tom, Would you like to introduce our
special musical death.

Speaker 5 (01:51:30):
Our musical guest is yes, what did you say?

Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:51:34):
I'm still if you can't play something.

Speaker 6 (01:51:41):
If Paul plays the song time and I ask him
to play, you might want to get a couple of towels.
But first, a couple of quick items of business. We
have a whole bunch of new stuff. We just came
out with a couple of days ago. The holiday pop
up store has indeed popped up, and we have some cool.

Speaker 5 (01:51:57):
Uh sweatshirts and t shirts.

Speaker 6 (01:52:01):
Okay, very good, got little Christmasy thing, isn't that great?
Designed by my niece in England. And then we have
thank you Daisy. And then we have these cool sweaters
with a big microphone on them, so they come in
as usual, many many sizes, dining and dancing pleasure. Okay,
thank you very much. Now we'll have our regular compliment

(01:52:24):
of morons coming up on Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:52:27):
But today we have this group. We're doing a great job.

Speaker 6 (01:52:30):
I know, but I mean, I'm just saying we're going
to be re adding the chickster. Yes, and Josh, mister
Josh has caught a bunch of fish in the Ozarks.
Let's continue to go south to Tupelo, Mississippi, the home
of Paul Thorne. All right, and Paul, one of my
favorite songs of all time is a song of yours
called where Was I?

Speaker 5 (01:52:50):
Would you mind playing that one?

Speaker 4 (01:52:52):
I'd be glad to.

Speaker 3 (01:52:53):
I appreciate that there's one of your favorite songs.

Speaker 5 (01:52:56):
I mean, this is the best, all right.

Speaker 14 (01:53:12):
On the black and white TV back in grammar school.
I was watching the al Armstrong Walking on the moon.
That same day, I pretended I was a nast tonight
on the playground monkey Bars, I flew above the stars.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
I was there to Dallas this girl the night John
Lennon dyed.

Speaker 14 (01:53:46):
The djmagine in the real body cried, I remember a
thousand lighters held up in our hands. Oh, we were saying,
was let's give piece of chance? Where was I when

(01:54:09):
you stop loving me? When did I become his story?
There's not many things that escape momy Marie. Tell me
when was I when you stop loving me? Every twenty

(01:54:42):
thousand years.

Speaker 4 (01:54:43):
That comet lights up tonight on a blanket. We watched
its seal across the sky.

Speaker 14 (01:54:55):
A MoMA like that comes just once in life. We
made love for the first time eleven thirty five. Where
was I when you stop loving me? When did I

(01:55:17):
become his story? There's not many things that escape momy Marie,
tell me when I when you stop loving me?

Speaker 13 (01:55:36):
I remember when I met you, the taste of our
first kiss. I remember your goodbye because you tell me.

Speaker 14 (01:55:51):
Where was I when you stop loving me? When did
I become his story? They're not many things that escape.

Speaker 20 (01:56:08):
Momy Marie, tell me when you stop loving me, when
you stop loving me?

Speaker 5 (01:56:33):
Paul Thorne, Well, don't you dare ask for a new story.

Speaker 3 (01:56:39):
Don't you dare ask for a funny song so he
can do that?

Speaker 6 (01:56:44):
Wow, that's unbelievably beautiful. Yes, what was your first experience
getting on stage with a guitar? Were you like a
high school musician or.

Speaker 14 (01:56:54):
Well, the pivotal moment in my life when I was
in eighth grade. I didn't do good in school. I
was dyslexic back before they even knew what that was,
and uh, I struggled, and I was very unpopular. But
I got in the eighth grade talent show and I
sang Lionel Richies three Times a Lady with my coast

(01:57:15):
the guitar, and I won first place and I went
from being a social outcast to being the most desired
boy on the play.

Speaker 3 (01:57:26):
Yeah, I love that three times?

Speaker 5 (01:57:30):
You still play?

Speaker 3 (01:57:32):
Does they can't have an ass?

Speaker 5 (01:57:39):
That's what they call a panty dropper time.

Speaker 3 (01:57:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:57:47):
Had you been quietly learning guitar on your own?

Speaker 3 (01:57:50):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:57:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:57:51):
Yeah, I was just writing and writing songs in my
room and stuff, and you know, listening to the radio
and was.

Speaker 6 (01:57:57):
It because you were from Tupelo and Elvis And was
that an influence at all? Just thinking about the fact,
the possibility of being out there like Elvis.

Speaker 14 (01:58:04):
Oh yeah, I actually attended a lot of the a
lot of the same churches that Elvis actually went to.

Speaker 3 (01:58:11):
Yeah, and uh uh, Elvis is huge influence on me,
no doubt.

Speaker 12 (01:58:15):
You.

Speaker 5 (01:58:15):
Isn't your dad a Pentecostal preacher?

Speaker 3 (01:58:17):
Yeah, my dad's a Pentecostal preacher.

Speaker 15 (01:58:19):
Uh.

Speaker 14 (01:58:20):
And I grew up singing in church, just like Elvis did.
And that's that's where I got my what little mojo
I got, I got it from church.

Speaker 3 (01:58:27):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:58:29):
Uh the uh, that's what I had. I had no
idad never askewer you that before.

Speaker 3 (01:58:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:58:33):
And then when was your first experience with an actual band.

Speaker 3 (01:58:37):
Well, I'll tell you what happened.

Speaker 14 (01:58:38):
I was playing in a pizza restaurant in Tuplo, uh
while I was boxing, Because you don't really make big
money unless you're a champion, you know. So I was
still working a day job and I had a little
gig two nights a week playing in a pizza restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:58:53):
And I'm gonna make a real long story short, but.

Speaker 14 (01:58:58):
Miles Copeland, who manages managed Sting and the police got.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
A cassette of some songs of mine.

Speaker 14 (01:59:05):
I just threw a bunch of flukes, and Miles Copeland
came to Tupelo and sat and listened to me play
in a pizza restaurant, and when I took a break,
he he said he got my set and liked what
I did. And to make another long story show, I
got a record deal and I was able to quit
my job at the factory. And uh and because I

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was a pentecostal preacher's son, we were not allowed to
go to secular concerts. We couldn't go to rock concerts.
So the very first time I went to a concert
in my life, I was opening for Sting. I went
straight from the pizza restaurant to opening for Sting and

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and it went.

Speaker 3 (01:59:51):
I had no band.

Speaker 14 (01:59:52):
It was just like what you're seeing right now, but
it to I hate to say it, but it killed
and I and I wound up getting a whole.

Speaker 3 (02:00:00):
Tour opening up for Steing when he did his solo thing.

Speaker 14 (02:00:04):
And when I got done with that, Jeff Beck had
heard about me and he asked me to go on
tour with him and be his opening act. So I
went on a two months tour opening up for Jeff
Beck and then markin Offler heard about me he and
he asked me to go out on tour with him,

(02:00:25):
and I toured all over Europe with him, and then
uh and then Toby Keith.

Speaker 3 (02:00:32):
Heard about me. And this is a segway right here.

Speaker 14 (02:00:37):
He heard about me, and I was on tour with
Toby Keith, and Toby Keith was supposed to be on
this show, the Bob and Tom Show. I remember this,
and he got drunk the night before he's supposed to
be on y'all show, I can tell it now, and
he just didn't want to come on because he didn't
feel good. So I got to be on the Bob

(02:00:59):
and Show because I was opening act and they had
no y'all didn't have nobody.

Speaker 4 (02:01:05):
Y'all took a chance.

Speaker 3 (02:01:06):
Y'all took a chance.

Speaker 14 (02:01:08):
Y'all took a chance on me, and I can't And
right before a couple of nights before I came on
this show, me and my songwriting partner wrote this song
while we're driving down a road two days before I
came on the show, and the name of the song
was It's a great day of what Somebody's ass And

(02:01:28):
I debuted that song on this show. I never had
sing it anywhere, and it blew up. It's to this
day it's the most down it's the most popular song
I have.

Speaker 3 (02:01:43):
It's got like millions of streams.

Speaker 5 (02:01:44):
So you don't have to play it.

Speaker 3 (02:01:46):
I don't want to.

Speaker 6 (02:01:47):
But when we when we come back, if you could
play one that doesn't make us all cry, we'd appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (02:01:55):
The great Paul Thorne is our guest.

Speaker 3 (02:01:56):
That is the.

Speaker 6 (02:01:59):
You're able to drive names like that and it's not
at all self serving or pretentious.

Speaker 14 (02:02:04):
Real well, what happened was that's how I built my
career because even though those people that came to see Sting,
they didn't come to see me. But if I go
back to that same city that I played with Sting,
a lot of those people came back to see me.
And so that's kind of I sort of built my
audience on the toe, on the coattails of other artists,
And to this day, if somebody's bigger than me, I

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go open for him because that's how I build my
fan base.

Speaker 6 (02:02:30):
It's so interesting, and you were saying earlier, what a
huge fan of Ozzy Osbourne. You were or are and
you just ordered what was this thing?

Speaker 3 (02:02:37):
The elf was?

Speaker 5 (02:02:38):
Yeah, the elf on the shelf is an Ozzy Osbourne
guy that Paul I.

Speaker 3 (02:02:41):
Opened for Paul Shore. You may not know that it
has opened no doors. There's nothing wrong with a participation trophy.

Speaker 6 (02:02:53):
But real quick before we break here, what Toby Keith
came in here with Scotty Emeric, and Scotty is touring
with Buffets at.

Speaker 3 (02:03:02):
The Yeah Him and mag Mac and the Yeah Mac.

Speaker 5 (02:03:05):
Yeah, Matt Max is.

Speaker 6 (02:03:06):
A good friend of the show also and a genius
singer songwriter by the way, But that's the version of
the Coral Reefer band. They're currently touring with the Doobie Brothers.

Speaker 14 (02:03:15):
Yeah, I've been hearing about that. But they're keeping Jimmy's
legacy going.

Speaker 3 (02:03:19):
It's great.

Speaker 6 (02:03:20):
But when when Toby came in here with Scottie Emerick,
they decided to do what they called their bus songs,
and they did the one about never smoking with Willie again,
and then it got he had never done that really
in concert, and it got to the point where people
kept shouting it out because we kept playing it. So
when we come back, we'll get some more stories. And
I hope a song or two out of mister Paul Thorne.

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Speaker 3 (02:04:00):
Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're coming
to you live from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Over
there at the Silac Insurance desk, we have this Christie Lee.

Speaker 5 (02:04:12):
Hi all, Hi, I'm a professional band over.

Speaker 3 (02:04:16):
There and next to her in the fancy glasses making
the snide comments. Pat Godwin. Across from me at the
I Hate Stephen Singer desk is Miss Jess Hooker. Hello,
Ace Cosby. I am Jeff Oscy sitting at the Prize
Fixed Sports desk. Tom, please introduce our wonderful musical guest today.

Speaker 5 (02:04:41):
Just had a huge fight in the hallway.

Speaker 6 (02:04:43):
You did, did you win a decaff versus caffeinated coffee?
I said, well, I'm having some dcf T actually to
mister Paul Forrne, who said, I believe something to defective
dcaff does nothing for me.

Speaker 3 (02:05:00):
Nothing nobody.

Speaker 6 (02:05:03):
If I were drinking the caffeine my right leg and
be going yeah we know, yeah, Okay, Well, welcome back
to the Bob and Time program. It's great to be
here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We have a
great guest in the studio. He is a singer and songwriter,
Paul Forne just talking about a great story actually working
at a pizza joint and Miles Copeland.

Speaker 5 (02:05:24):
These days don't happen very often anymore.

Speaker 14 (02:05:26):
Do they.

Speaker 6 (02:05:27):
The brother by the way of the drummer for the Police,
Stewart's brother. Yeah, yeah, and that's how you got discovered
and went on the road of a bunch of big stars.

Speaker 3 (02:05:36):
Yeah, and I wound up here, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:05:38):
You went, which is good touring A touring for Sting.
I've heard he's kind of a difficult guy, but I
read a really good book about him call I think
it's called Stand Please Stand So Close to Me, And
it's about a session guitar guy that ends up touring
with Sting and after a while you kind of get
to see he's actually a pretty nice guy.

Speaker 3 (02:05:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (02:05:59):
I just didn't talk a lot, but I enjoyed being
with him. It really helped build up my profile.

Speaker 6 (02:06:06):
Any of you could obviously, since your reformer boxer, you
could certainly take him because I don't think doing the
uh downward dog yeah versus'na his yoga is not gonna
But if you.

Speaker 3 (02:06:16):
Have power show mercy, Okay, all right, I like that.

Speaker 6 (02:06:21):
Uh. Paul's got a new project out there and lots
of great stuff out there, uh in the in the
realm of recorded stuff. He's also on the road doing
some shows. I certainly recommend you go see him live
and in person. You want to play another one for us?

Speaker 5 (02:06:33):
What do you got in mind?

Speaker 3 (02:06:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:06:34):
I almost singing a song.

Speaker 3 (02:06:36):
This is This is for all the married people.

Speaker 4 (02:06:51):
I got lucky. On my birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:06:57):
My wife reluctantly let me have my way.

Speaker 4 (02:07:03):
She said, this is for you. Do what you must do.
Let me know when you're through.

Speaker 14 (02:07:14):
I thought things would change when we're tired tonight. But
the life I dreamed of ain't what I got. When
she says no, she means no.

Speaker 1 (02:07:32):
Hell no. I couldn't get lad when I was single.

Speaker 14 (02:07:42):
If you threw me in a woman's prison, I am
the poster child.

Speaker 4 (02:07:54):
For total rejection.

Speaker 13 (02:08:02):
Sail up.

Speaker 1 (02:08:03):
But see, there's a cross that I must carry.

Speaker 14 (02:08:12):
I couldn't get laid one now, I was saying home,
So I guess I just stay married. This last verse
is speaks to all the men and on the last chorus,
I'm gonna bring out my backup singer Missteriqua.

Speaker 4 (02:08:38):
I've got a bulldog. He lives on a chain.

Speaker 1 (02:08:43):
I knew what he's going through.

Speaker 14 (02:08:46):
I feel his pain. He don't have no fun on
that dog. He run, he never gets none. He's got
potential if he could get free, but he's.

Speaker 4 (02:09:07):
On a short leash, just like me.

Speaker 14 (02:09:12):
He goes through life with hungry eyes watching bitches go by.

Speaker 1 (02:09:23):
I couldn't get leave and I was single. If you
threw me in no woman's.

Speaker 4 (02:09:30):
Prison, he's in a prison. I am the post child.

Speaker 1 (02:09:40):
For total rejection. He's so pitiful still over sea. There's
a cross that I must carry. It you win getting une.
I couldn't get lave one hour?

Speaker 4 (02:09:59):
Was I guess I'm just a Mary?

Speaker 1 (02:10:09):
Yes, Sir.

Speaker 5 (02:10:13):
Ah Man a genius of Paul Thorn.

Speaker 3 (02:10:16):
That was just great.

Speaker 6 (02:10:19):
So the mood swings in this room amazing, right, yeah, Wow,
it's it's sort of like being in terms of endearment. Well, yeah,
that was beautiful. Paul Thorne is our guest. If you
get a chance to make sure to go see him.
He's got a bunch of great stuff in the realm
of the recorded that you can grab here and there.

(02:10:43):
I have you mentioned your special friend in that last song.
I'm gonna play something it's very short that actually will
tie this all in.

Speaker 11 (02:10:53):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:10:53):
Some might say this is totally inappropriate. They would be correct.
Comedian Renee Hicks has joined us in the studio.

Speaker 6 (02:10:58):
And the reneeing quite the sportswoman.

Speaker 18 (02:11:02):
I can oh, yes, yes, yes, And we were talking
about the w NBA. I just want to know, like,
will there be like feminine hygiene commercials like sponsoring it?
Because I think those things gotta go. They're just too
damn nasty. I mean, they gotta stop. They gotta stop
talking about women's genitalia. I mean, I mean, and these
women talking about douche. We don't do that, man, We
don't go to the beach talking about douche.

Speaker 9 (02:11:23):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (02:11:23):
No, no, we don't.

Speaker 18 (02:11:24):
And see, I never want to see a black woman
do that, because you know they would have her just
acting crazy, just walking along going, Oh girl, I ain't
seen you know, Damn, Shaniqua, is that too staking like that?

Speaker 5 (02:11:37):
You need to douche so nasty ass.

Speaker 3 (02:11:39):
That's a whole feminine singull following your nasty ass.

Speaker 8 (02:11:42):
Damn, there you go.

Speaker 6 (02:11:45):
Thank you very much, now appreciate Uh, well we will,
we will alter the tone once again when we return.

Speaker 5 (02:11:52):
A couple quick things.

Speaker 6 (02:11:54):
Interestingly enough, the weather forecast for Berlin, Germany on Sunday
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I believe favored by six and a half. Ye and
our friend Kustaki Economopolis is there with his brother who
once again received a bone marrow transplant from a German

(02:12:17):
national saved his life. So it's such a great story.
They're going to actually take this fellow that gave him
the bone marrow and take him to the game.

Speaker 5 (02:12:25):
It would be great.

Speaker 3 (02:12:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:12:26):
I can't wait to see the pictures or at least
they can do.

Speaker 10 (02:12:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:12:29):
Yeah, well, I mean yeah, it's a terrific story. And
you know, we're so glad.

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Speaker 6 (02:13:58):
Thanks very much, Christy Lee. We're hanging out with singer
songwriter Paul Thorne. We're coming right back to the O'Reilly
Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (02:14:08):
Hey, friends, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.
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Speaker 3 (02:14:24):
That was Christy Lee next to her, Pat Godwin, across
from me, Jess Hooker. We got Ace Cosby here. I'm
Jeff Oscy and Tom. Would you like to introduce her
wonderful musical guest.

Speaker 6 (02:14:35):
He is Paul Thorn, one of the few musicians who's
also been in the boxing ring with Roberto Duran and
Terrific songwriter, terrific singer, find guitar player and what was
your You haven't plan b before the not really working
on the pizza joint?

Speaker 14 (02:14:54):
Not really because you know, when I boxed, although I
was pretty good, I wasn't enough to be a world champion,
so I didn't. But luckily, no, I had no plan.
I just I was playing in the pizza restaurant. You know,
I was just farmland and you know I told you what.

Speaker 3 (02:15:12):
Happened after that.

Speaker 5 (02:15:13):
Yeah, Yeah, what was it? What was the name of
the pizza?

Speaker 3 (02:15:15):
It was a Vanille's pizza. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:15:18):
Have you ever written a song about that?

Speaker 11 (02:15:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:15:20):
I hadn't. I hadn't, but maybe I will.

Speaker 5 (02:15:23):
Don't Maybe do maybe do a jingle for him?

Speaker 3 (02:15:27):
They're out of business now.

Speaker 6 (02:15:30):
I'll see if you'd written the nice job, thanks a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:15:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:15:36):
Did you ever do any cover tunes when you play life?

Speaker 3 (02:15:40):
Not a whole lot.

Speaker 4 (02:15:41):
I never.

Speaker 3 (02:15:42):
I never wasn't in the cover thing.

Speaker 6 (02:15:44):
Because your your first hit when you were in boys
at junior high school and you got on stage, you
did that.

Speaker 14 (02:15:49):
Yeah, I sang, I sang three Times a Lady, and
that as that song changed my life because of what
I told you when in the contest.

Speaker 3 (02:15:55):
I got all the girls all of a sudden.

Speaker 4 (02:15:57):
I didn't know what to do with them, but I
had them.

Speaker 3 (02:16:02):
Probably.

Speaker 5 (02:16:04):
Yeah, maybe try that on your wife and you wouldn't
have to write that other song.

Speaker 3 (02:16:09):
Yeah, she's heard all my jokes. She's heard all my jokes. Man,
she's an ie roller.

Speaker 5 (02:16:14):
Now does she have a Does she have a nickname
for you?

Speaker 12 (02:16:21):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:16:22):
Not really?

Speaker 1 (02:16:23):
Uh.

Speaker 14 (02:16:23):
My family used to call me Boso because I loved
I loved the show Boso. I never got to be
on the show, but I always dreamed of standing behind
those buckets.

Speaker 3 (02:16:35):
Ye yeah, and throwing that ping pong ball.

Speaker 4 (02:16:38):
Remember that.

Speaker 6 (02:16:39):
I think the next time you're here, would you please
write a song about that? That's that's that's that's so great.

Speaker 1 (02:16:44):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (02:16:44):
Yeah, Now do you want to do a quick news
story before we get another song out of Paul? Because
last time, last time we tried to be here all sobbing.

Speaker 7 (02:16:54):
Place in Florida arrested a man accused of throwing a
half chewed wet water chewing tobacco at a convenience door clerk,
according to a criminal complaint, And know it wasn't written
like that, I threw that on according to a criminal complaint.

Speaker 5 (02:17:06):
Forty year old Dalton.

Speaker 7 (02:17:08):
Albert entered a seven eleven in Penelli's Park to use
the restroom and allegedly began arguing with a female clerk
over the lack of toilet paper. Security footage shows the
man removing a lot of tobacco from his mouth, throwing
it at the clerk, striking her in the face. Responding
officers noted the victim had remnants of spit in tobacco

(02:17:28):
on her face and clothing.

Speaker 5 (02:17:30):
He was arrested and charged with battery dip grenade.

Speaker 3 (02:17:35):
That is rough, That sounds like something adult would do.

Speaker 5 (02:17:41):
Oh yeah, what is it, Dalton?

Speaker 1 (02:17:43):
Not even.

Speaker 3 (02:17:46):
That guy has problems?

Speaker 15 (02:17:47):
Yeah, God, have you ever picked up a coke can
that was a spitter?

Speaker 5 (02:17:50):
And yeah, this one's even worse.

Speaker 7 (02:18:00):
In Florida, a man pulled a knife on a guy
in a grocery store bathroom because he quote really needed
to use a stall. According to the arrest report, the
victim was using the men's room at a public's in
Miami when the seventy two year old suspect entered the
restroom frantically and began to bang on the stall door,
demanding the man seated in the stall come out.

Speaker 5 (02:18:21):
Let me just tell you for a seventy two year
old man has to go.

Speaker 3 (02:18:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:18:26):
As the victim was leaving the stall, the suspect pulled
out a knife and tried to cut him. When a
store security officer was brought in, the suspect reportedly told
him quote that he really needed to use the restroom
and that the victim did not move out of the way,
so he took out a knife. Police arrested the septagenarian
for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Speaker 5 (02:18:47):
Is that called stall jacking? Wait a minute, that's wait
a minute, stall jacking.

Speaker 3 (02:18:55):
Yeah, that's more of a What do you call those things?
The I cannot think of the word.

Speaker 5 (02:19:02):
That's okay, it happens to all of them.

Speaker 3 (02:19:04):
What is the thing where you pull off on the
side of the highway to us? Yes, how could I
not think of the word rest area?

Speaker 5 (02:19:12):
It's okay, they're going away. They're harder to harder to find.

Speaker 3 (02:19:15):
Yeah, because of that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:19:17):
Adel'a Airlines flight was delayed after a flight attendant accidentally
deployed the emergency slide before takeoff.

Speaker 5 (02:19:23):
Woops, this is an expensive move. Kids. I don't know
if you know this.

Speaker 7 (02:19:27):
This mishap occurred on a Pittsburgh Salt Lake City flight
last month. While on the ground, Yes passengers were stuck
on the plane for about an hour while engineers manually
detached the shoot. According to flight Radar twenty four, the
flight departed almost four hours late. The flight attendant reportedly
told passengers this had never happened in their twenty six

(02:19:49):
year career. The incident may have cost the airline up
to six figures. The New York Post estimates repacking the
evacuation slide on an Airbus A two twenty can cost
between fifty to one hundred thousand dollars. I was at
a charity event and somebody did this on an airplane
and the president of the company was standing next to me.

(02:20:11):
They did it accidentally, and he goes, well, there goes
twenty five thousand dollars because it cost that much to back.

Speaker 5 (02:20:17):
It back up.

Speaker 6 (02:20:18):
Really, yeah, one would think that the switch would be
just suck it back in, like no, no, that the
switch would be something that you couldn't accidentally just hit right.

Speaker 5 (02:20:27):
I don't think you, actually, I don't. They're the big
red aren't they like a big red handle?

Speaker 6 (02:20:31):
Like so, what idiot walks up and pulls that. Well,
I mean if the guy's experienced flight attendant, I don't know.
Maybe they get better, get a new kind of switch.
It's a little more God.

Speaker 3 (02:20:43):
If you'll look out the left side of the plane,
you'll see Jerry being fired.

Speaker 5 (02:20:48):
Well, you don't want it's so difficult that you can't
get to it in the emergency.

Speaker 6 (02:20:52):
You know, it has to be very what I mean,
don't they have some of the ones you see like
on a plane where there's like a little plastic thing
over you got to flip it up and then like
a fire.

Speaker 5 (02:21:00):
Why would you do what if there's an emergency and
you need to get to it quickly.

Speaker 6 (02:21:04):
Well, if you're not an idiot, you'd know the protocols
and go boom boom boom.

Speaker 15 (02:21:07):
All right, can you imagine putting that thing back up?
Have you ever wrestled an air mattress? Yeah, like that's
like that on steroids.

Speaker 5 (02:21:14):
Why didn't they let the passengers use the thing? At
least they.

Speaker 6 (02:21:19):
Yeah, I had a great time.

Speaker 3 (02:21:21):
Like trying to get a sleeping bag back in the
bag it came in or the box. Yeah, that imagine
one of those slides. Let's pick forever yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:21:31):
Well, let's switch gears. Here joining us in the studio
singer songwriter Paul Ford. And we've heard some great stuff,
including some stuff from your latest project called Life Is
Just a Vapor. And I certainly recommend that you spend
some time uh in a room by yourself, just listening
to Paul's work, so you can get out some clean
X and start sopping.

Speaker 5 (02:21:52):
Some of them are laugh you'll cry.

Speaker 3 (02:21:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:21:54):
Yeah, Uh, you got your guitar, what do you feel
like playing?

Speaker 14 (02:21:57):
Yeah, I want to play a song that's on the
new record. My mom and dad recently both got diagnosed
with dementia, and they're starting to change. You know, they
still know who I am and know who my sisters are,
but you can just kind of see them drifting away slowly.
And there's a lot of people that's dealing with this, sure,

(02:22:17):
and it seems like almost every family's got something like
this going on. And when I saw my mom and
dad start to slide backwards, this song just came to me.
And it's only new record. It's called Old Melodies.

Speaker 4 (02:22:44):
The first thing every day.

Speaker 1 (02:22:48):
We hold hands and pray.

Speaker 3 (02:22:52):
We get another chance to start brand new.

Speaker 14 (02:23:00):
Back when we were strong, we told the well, bring
it all burial life as a way of humbling you.
All the maladies bring back racious memories.

Speaker 4 (02:23:21):
We used to say, we've only just begne.

Speaker 14 (02:23:29):
Am and Grace used to be our favorite all bird.

Speaker 1 (02:23:37):
Now it's we shall overcome.

Speaker 14 (02:23:55):
As the world has turned as many as things we've learned.

Speaker 4 (02:24:03):
Life is good, but it's not always fair.

Speaker 14 (02:24:10):
Whatever we're going through, someone else is struggling to.

Speaker 4 (02:24:17):
Every living soul as a cross to bear.

Speaker 14 (02:24:25):
All the maladies bring back rissius and memis.

Speaker 4 (02:24:32):
We used to see. We've only just begune.

Speaker 12 (02:24:40):
A.

Speaker 14 (02:24:40):
Me and Grace used to be a fair its all,
but now we shall overcome. I love the way you laugh.

(02:25:09):
You're my better half.

Speaker 4 (02:25:13):
There's a place in my heart only you can feel.

Speaker 1 (02:25:20):
I'm thankful I've got you. Hope you know you've got me.

Speaker 3 (02:25:26):
To any mountain.

Speaker 4 (02:25:29):
Upper head is just the here.

Speaker 14 (02:25:35):
All maladies bring back rischers and memories. We used to say,
we've only just becouse on Me and Grace used to
be I failure. It's all but now with we shall

(02:26:05):
Now we shall come.

Speaker 6 (02:26:16):
Paul Thorn and something else from his new project. That's beautiful, Paul,
thank you. We have a bunch of letters people sure.

Speaker 15 (02:26:26):
Do like you.

Speaker 4 (02:26:27):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (02:26:28):
I like them too.

Speaker 6 (02:26:29):
You were telling stories about opening for Sting and for
Toby Keith, et cetera. It's John Prien, et cetera, et cetera.
Do you remember this tour, Josie by these two letters?
Huey Lewis in the News?

Speaker 9 (02:26:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:26:42):
Yeah, what about that?

Speaker 6 (02:26:46):
I saw Paul twenty one years ago in the Flats
in Cleveland, Ohio opening for Huey Lewis in the News.
It was a great performance, writes Angela.

Speaker 4 (02:26:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:26:55):
Also this comes to us from Joan. I first heard
Paul on your show. Then I saw him live opening
for Huey Lewis and the News at River Bend. Yeah,
because my name is Joan, I get called Jony quite often.
Does Paul ever do his song? Joni that Jehovah's witness stripper?

Speaker 3 (02:27:14):
I do it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:27:17):
Have you heard that one?

Speaker 5 (02:27:19):
I guess you can hear it? Okay, you want to,
I die? I can't go for it.

Speaker 4 (02:27:28):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (02:27:28):
Well, this girl is girl that lived in the neighborhood
I grew up in. Her family was all Jehovah's witness
and uh for our go any further. I don't have
nothing against at Jehovah Witness there sometimes that only people
will talk to you. But anyway, she got a job
working in a convenience store. And when she was a

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friend of mine when I was growing up, lived in
the neighborhood. And when she left home, she found out
that you couldn't pay your bills on a minimum wage
check at the convenience store. So she had a lot
of pride and didn't want to go back and live
with mama. And then she wanted to prove it she
could do it on and so I gave her some
advice on how she could make some extra money, and

(02:28:12):
she took my advice. She drives her new car, wears
expensive blouses. She tells her mama she's cleaning houses. She
goes out witnessing, doing the large work call week but

(02:28:35):
on the weekend she's megging in smeat. Joan, is that
Jehova the witness stripper put a dollar in her che
string and she'll deliver If her daddy all A knew
he'd pribaly kill her.

Speaker 1 (02:28:58):
Jon is jehol witting this stripper.

Speaker 14 (02:29:08):
One night down at the club, her daddy walked in.
He didn't recognize his daughter dancing she wore a blonde wig.
He had sunglasses when she got nick and he started clapping.

Speaker 1 (02:29:31):
Joy that Jeovah witting this stripper.

Speaker 14 (02:29:35):
Put a dollar in her chees strain, and she'll deliver
if her daddy hauling knew he tried leg killer. Jon
is Jeovah witting this stripper. If you ask her why
she does it, she looks at it this way. She said,

(02:29:58):
I'm counting my blood.

Speaker 1 (02:30:00):
Sends every night when I get paid.

Speaker 14 (02:30:03):
She wants lived in poverty and now everything's all right.
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars
a night.

Speaker 1 (02:30:14):
John joh witness Tipper.

Speaker 14 (02:30:19):
Put a dollar in her chee string and she'll delivery
if her daddy only knew he primely chiller.

Speaker 1 (02:30:31):
Joonyl Unjove witness Tipper.

Speaker 3 (02:30:40):
Praise the Lord.

Speaker 5 (02:30:42):
My daughter just got laid off. Don't give her any advice.

Speaker 6 (02:30:46):
Glad you got off in there. That's Paul Thorn. That's
a great one.

Speaker 3 (02:30:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (02:30:51):
Wow, that was just beautiful. Thank you for that was
just a random letter.

Speaker 5 (02:30:55):
I just grabbed.

Speaker 6 (02:30:56):
Got another one here. Waking up to Paul Thorn is
like a Christmas coming early. I can't wait to see
him in December at the Shoals Theater in Florence, Alabama.
One of your gigs coming up.

Speaker 3 (02:31:06):
That's one of my coming up.

Speaker 6 (02:31:07):
What's the best place to find out about you?

Speaker 3 (02:31:09):
Just to go on?

Speaker 14 (02:31:10):
Well, I'm on all social media platforms. I'm on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok.
You have a website, Yeah, I have a website, Paulthorn
dot com where you know, for the few people that
still buy CDs and stuff all that I mean, even
though that's a dying entity. Uh, they can get all
that stuff on Paulthorn dot com. And I'm on all

(02:31:31):
music streaming platforms.

Speaker 3 (02:31:33):
It's all. I'm everywhere, but nowhere.

Speaker 5 (02:31:36):
Well great, Well that's a terrific song. I was kind
of wondering if that's a real person.

Speaker 14 (02:31:42):
That's the real person I actually saw her, of all,
I actually saw her at the funeral a few weeks back.

Speaker 5 (02:31:48):
Is she okay, okay, good?

Speaker 3 (02:31:51):
That's that's something from her passion. She doesn't do that anymore.

Speaker 14 (02:31:54):
She aware of the song, Yeah I didn't. She asked
that I not use her real name. Oh well, but yeah,
she she likes the song. Ye, she gets it's a
little she gets a little winking.

Speaker 3 (02:32:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:32:08):
Wow, that's just just terrific. Thank you, Paul. Right now,
I want to tell you Nat something.

Speaker 7 (02:32:13):
Paul's dates are up on his website and he's got
quite a few of them coming up, especially in the
first part of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (02:32:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:32:21):
I'm out there doing it, you know.

Speaker 14 (02:32:22):
Yeah, well, you know, I'm not a household name and
uh and but I have a following that's that comes
and sees me just about everywhere I go.

Speaker 3 (02:32:31):
And uh, I'm thankful for that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:32:34):
Are you playing at least dates with your band or solo?

Speaker 14 (02:32:36):
They're mostly all with my band. I can about one
hundred and thirty shows. We do about ten of them acoustics.
The rest of them are all band shows.

Speaker 4 (02:32:44):
And I've had the same band for a long time.

Speaker 14 (02:32:46):
My drummer's been playing with me for twenty eight years, wow, man.
And my keyboard player has been with me for twenty
four years. And I got a new guitar player who
used to play for Leon Russell and the Leon russ past,
and I got his You got him and he's a
great player.

Speaker 6 (02:33:03):
Oh get I would think, yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow, I
saw you're with The last time I saw you was
with the band.

Speaker 5 (02:33:11):
Your band is terrific.

Speaker 14 (02:33:13):
You know what. They're world class players and they're good fellas.
You know, when you stay with somebody that long, it's
gotta be a You can't spend it with people you
don't like.

Speaker 5 (02:33:22):
When you're in the road, do they let you drive?

Speaker 3 (02:33:24):
I don't drive at all? I don't drive at all.

Speaker 5 (02:33:27):
Don't you have a license?

Speaker 4 (02:33:28):
I got a driver?

Speaker 3 (02:33:29):
Drive a car?

Speaker 5 (02:33:30):
You don't on tour?

Speaker 3 (02:33:32):
No, I don't do that. You drive it home?

Speaker 1 (02:33:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:33:34):
I drive, but I just don't drive when I'm driving
with the band, gotcha. Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:33:38):
Is that their choice?

Speaker 3 (02:33:39):
Yeah, it actually is because I'm not a good driver.
I'm not a good driver.

Speaker 5 (02:33:43):
I'm an excellent driver.

Speaker 6 (02:33:45):
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We've got Paul Thorn hanging out with us. We'll give
you some of those dates when we come back from
the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios.

Speaker 5 (02:35:27):

Speaker 9 (02:35:29):
I want to share something, send us an email Bob
and Tom and bobintom dot com.

Speaker 4 (02:35:34):

Speaker 5 (02:35:38):
Live show with Paul.

Speaker 3 (02:35:40):
Welcome back, friends. You are listening to the Bob and
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There's as Cosmey, there's Tom. Would you like to introduce
our special guests.

Speaker 6 (02:36:15):
Sure, we're hanging out with Paul Thorne, the great singer
and songwriter. And once again, all this stuff is streaming
out there, well not quite all of it. There are
a couple of secret hidden things that are not out there.
So it's always good to go see him live and
in person. And once again you can find all his
live dates or just say they were Christie.

Speaker 5 (02:36:32):
They're at Paulthorne dot com. Of course on the tour thing,
you just click it on and they all come up.

Speaker 6 (02:36:37):
Oh great, now, Paul, you would might play something else
from the new project.

Speaker 14 (02:36:42):
Yeah. I want to sing a song right here about
this old man. I know, he's eighty years old. He's
a he's a greeter at Walmart. But he used to
be a criminal and he used to be a pimp.
And he's told me a lot of stories about what
that life was like. And his pimp name was Chicken Wing.
This is just a compilation of things he told me.

(02:37:04):
It's called Chicken Wing. I ran a scam on Sugar SAMD,
he said with me in Birmingham.

Speaker 1 (02:37:17):
I took the cash, skipped out of town.

Speaker 4 (02:37:21):
He want support me on the ground.

Speaker 14 (02:37:26):
I saw a girl on Bourbon street with pretty eyes
and dirty feet.

Speaker 1 (02:37:34):
I let her in my catillac. I put her out
on the track.

Speaker 4 (02:37:42):
A Chicken Wayne was my pimping name.

Speaker 13 (02:37:46):
Back in the day.

Speaker 1 (02:37:48):
I played the game that was long ago.

Speaker 4 (02:37:52):
Now ain't the same.

Speaker 14 (02:37:55):
Chicken Wayne was my pimping name. The police stormed into
my house. They found some drugs under my couch. I
tried to save.

Speaker 1 (02:38:11):
It wasn't mine. I went to jail out in my time.
A Chicken Way wasn't my pimper name? Bag inner day?
I played the game that was long ago?

Speaker 14 (02:38:27):
Now I ain't the same. Chicken Wing was my pimper name.
I'm in the wind up my life.

Speaker 1 (02:38:39):
I love my dog.

Speaker 4 (02:38:41):
I like my wife.

Speaker 14 (02:38:43):
I washed the dishes, I sweeped the floor. I keep
her twelve games behind the door. A Chicken Way, what
wasn't my pimper name bag inner day? I played the
game it was long ago night, the same Chicken Away

(02:39:05):
wellamp name, Chicken Away well tamping name.

Speaker 5 (02:39:14):
Right, you're just looking at your schedule.

Speaker 6 (02:39:20):
I'm gonna miss you by one day in steam Steamboat Springs, Colorado.

Speaker 4 (02:39:25):
That's what she said last time.

Speaker 5 (02:39:30):
Oh man, yeah, that sh.

Speaker 6 (02:39:33):
So Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, January seventh and Steamboat Springs, oh man.
Uh and uh the Tuesday, January sixth, So lots of
lots of stops coming up for Paul thorn On tour,
including Greenwood. Also coming up by Pittsburgh, PA. Philadelphia. This
is all this month Mount Vernon, New York, Boston, Massachusetts, Chicago,

(02:39:54):
Illinois at the City Winery. Uh. And you'll be in Wisconsin.
Is it the Stoe Opera.

Speaker 3 (02:40:00):
House, Stuart Stewart Opera House.

Speaker 6 (02:40:03):
It says Saturday, November twenty second. So some great live
shows with Paul. It's always a great pleasure. Paul, thanks
so much. Glad you're doing well and we'll look forward
to seeing you again. Hoping to get the band in
here next time.

Speaker 4 (02:40:16):
I would love that.

Speaker 14 (02:40:16):
And I want to thank y'all for having me back
again and again. It's been a while, but let's don't
make it this long to do it again.

Speaker 1 (02:40:22):
Ye deal.

Speaker 6 (02:40:24):
I concur thank you so much. These are the O'Reilly
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