Bayside Marketplace Alien Incident

On New Year’s Day 2024, Miami’s Bayside Marketplace erupted in chaos. Police claimed it was just rowdy teens and fireworks — but witnesses swore they saw towering shadow figures and aliens in the streets. Was this mass hysteria or a government cover-up? We dive deep into the viral mystery of the Bayside Marketplace Alien Incident.

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and everything, and I still still missed it. That sucks, Yeah,
it does. Okay, what's going on in Germany, guys, Let's
tell you about some news from the Motherland.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
The motherland is that the Motherland, No, So that's where
Nazis are from.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's not my motherland.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Inhabitants of an apartment block in Bavaria, Great Pretzels, Southern German,
who called police to investigate the relentless buzzing of their
doorbells late at night, were surprised to find the culprit
was not a teenage prankster as they had suspected, but
it was a slug. Oh man, I hate that the
slug had been sliding up and down the bell plate,

(09:16):
creating havoc in the building and tearing angry residents out
of their bads long after midnight when they could not
sleep for the noise. At first, they had suspected the
so called what are they call it? No click? We
called it something knocking when we were a little cling
clingle strike the bell prank. Oh yeah, it was a

(09:38):
certain style of knocking that we called it. Sometimes popular
pastime among German youths ding dong, ditch, knock, a door run,
or knocked down ginger, as it's variously referred to in
the English. I never heard hate crime, right. I took
a ginger down in the eighth grade.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Man.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
It typically involve all children are used ringing on a
doorbell than running away before they were caught, but when
the ringing continued even after the arrival of two police officers,
despite the fact that no one was at the door,
an a motion detector had failed to activate. A closer
look at the metal bell plate revealed the presence of
the slug or knocked al schnecken schnecky in German. It's

(10:20):
literally called a naked snail.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
That's perfect, fucking naked snail.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
A naked schnecky, dude, that's perfect, and next schnecky almost
start calling fucking slugs naked snails. Now we'd gone to bed,
but we don't tend to answer the door after ten pm,
so when the bell ring, I tried to ignore it.
I thought it might be the kids from the abandoned
house over the road, Lisa thirty, a shop sales assistant,
told the tabloid build. But when my sister in law,
who lives upstairs called and asks whether our bell was ringing,

(10:48):
and hers wouldn't stop. It kept ringing even as we telephoned,
and despite the fact no one could be seeing the door,
we became really uneasy. That's when we decided to call
the police. Together residents and police to discovered the slug
traversing the door entry panel. You could even see the
slime trail it made as it crawled over the sensors.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Um loving a woman leaves me a nice little slime trail.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Oh you don't leave me a snail trail. Ain't paying
fool price, greasy bitch, drag.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Your puss across the hardwood floor.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Get off. Maharley in a statement of police spokesperson in Schwabach, Bavaria,
that the animal had been brought down to size, taught
about its territory boundaries, and placed on a nearby stretch
of grass.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I would never refer to a slug as an animal.
It's like it's like a bug.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
He used to do to him. We just dump salt
on him.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, you fucking put a little like a ring of
salt around it.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
See how bad it wants to get out of that
fucking pit of fire. My dad was salted and needed
like a tater tie. Dude, pick it right up off
the ground, like fucking trick. Check cool. All right, Yeah,
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in the meantime here is a break for hopefully a lot,
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Like I said earlier, this episode is about the bay
Side Alien Bayside Mall alien incident encounter.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Before we get to that, I want to bring something up.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I don't want to talk about anything Bengals related. We're not.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
We're not something Sunday related though. This past Sunday.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh yesterday. Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (12:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Well it's so happy, happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Thanks man. First off, I appreciate it. I was made.
I made sure. I think it was like twelve thirty
at night. Whenever I told you, oh you were early,
you're the first one. Yeah, yeah, you did twelve thirty.
My brother did two thirty. Okay, so I was already up.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I saw it.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Would you do do anything fun? Yeah, so I'm not really.
My kids had a My middleist had a cheer competition.
My youngest had a cheer like a game, a football game.
It was Parents' day, so I got to walk across
the field. I watched an old woman and almost die.
We brought her back to life, and I came home.

(13:23):
This is all real true story, lots of medical emergencies
of the pee week game with elderly folks. The son
was too much. Came home, turned the Reds on. They
were in a rain delace. They started to rise as
I got home. The Reds won, the Mets lost. That
puts the Reds in a wildcard spot, which was my
I kept telling everybody all day, that's the only thing
I want for my birthday is the Reds to move

(13:44):
into a wildcard spot. So it happened. I went the store.
I got some ground chuck and some bacon, some breeoach buns,
and my wife got me a blackstone for my birthday.
And I made smash burgers for everybody. And then they said,
what kind of cake you want? I don't fucking care.
I don't like my birthda, I don't like birthdays. I
don't like and shit on my birthday. And they got
me a pumpkin roll and they put kendles in it,

(14:05):
and I blew them motherfuckers out, and they said, what
do you wish for? I said, so much money that
I don't have to talk to.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Any you ever again, so I can buy a new family.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, excuse me, I want to be able to buy
the children I want, man, yea, having a fucking having
a cool weekend day where you don't really do much
of anything is fucking cool. How fucking sweet as a blackstone? Though, Yeah,
I don't like the name of it. It feels a
little racist, but I do like the quality of food
that you can produce off of.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
It, which is a fucking big, flat cast iron pan unit.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, it's a goddamn unit. I love mine, so so fun.
I'm glad you had a good birthday. So my back deck.
I got me a propane grill, I got me a trigger,
and I got me a blackstone. You're fucking you're all
dad out. I'm a TikTok daddy, dude, you are a man.
I'm a TikToker down all right Bayside Marketplace. What I
found through my research while looking for various bits of

(15:00):
information about this topic, there's lots of topics that we've
talked about over the years that are difficult to find
information about. The dark web, red rooms, the Hillary Clinton
body count episode, adrenochrome. Off the top of my head,

(15:22):
I can't remember too many more, but researching all those
topics were very difficult. You could tell that Google doesn't
want to tell you about it. It's buried and it
hasn't happened in a long time. I've found various workarounds.
Yandex is a Russian search engine I use that usually
gets me the information I want. Duck Duck Go was
good for a while, and then I believe it's been

(15:44):
more commercialized. It's a little more difficult to use. But
today this one proved to be a little difficult to
track down information about. That usually means that there is
a just an abundance of missing information, or usually means
they just don't want you to know anything about it.

(16:06):
There's some sweeping going on. There is some sweeping. Yeah,
and I'll let you guys decide which one it is.
I this is a pretty cool topic, man, It's a
lot of fun. This whole whole entire thing pretty cool.
Fucking get into Aliens. I'm here the Bayside Marketplace, which
I've been to. I think you've been to. We had

(16:27):
a we left for a cruise from Miami, and I
think we all went there. It's a mall. It's an
outdoor mall. A lot of people there. Bay Side Marketplace
in Downtown Miami has always been a place of color, chaos,
and nightlife. It's right there at the edge of the
Biscayne Bay, and it's a hub for tourists much like
we were when we were there, locals alike as well,

(16:50):
live music. They've got chops, bars, boats, rolling into the Atlantic,
all kinds of snacks, food treats, just a melting pot
of a lot of different things going on. Truly a
vibrant area. I didn't so when we were there. My

(17:10):
nose is leaking a little bit. When we were there,
it was pretty chill like it was. There was a
lot of people, but it was very upbeat, very party ish,
a very touristy area. Very likely, and I don't think
people us here in Ohio, we don't really think about
Miami being as big as it really is. I don't.

(17:34):
I want to say Miami is like one, two three,
maybe the fifth or sixth biggest city in the United
States being Veneto am Miami. Just like Will Smith said,
bouncing in the club of the heat is on to
the break of do keep my watch name out fucking mouth.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
You how bad his knee saw is?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
There was this you know that they do that trend.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Like it's like it's like these two things sound sound
exactly the same or whatever, and it's like it was
his song and it's the chorus is like I like
pretty girls, girls girls, and then like they played that one,
they played the one. What this sounds like this And
it's the one where the gay guys like He's like,
I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. You know

(18:27):
that clip?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Oh yeah, And this clip sounds exactly like this clip.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
I'm not gay no more. I don't like mens he's
still gay. Hell yeah he was.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I could smell it through through the fucking camera.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
And that's okay. It's all good. Yeah, not a problem.
On New Year's Day twenty twenty four, Bayside Marketplace wasn't
just the backdrop for fireworks and drunken celebrations. It became
ground zero from one of the strangest and most hotly
debated alien counters of the last deck I'd say the
last one hundred years. Oh shit, ever interesting. This is

(19:03):
a news clip from the incident, And I'll roll this
for you guys real quick.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Hell yeah, okay, And now to our number one trending
story on Cbsmiami dot com.

Speaker 9 (19:14):
It involves talk of alien sightings at Bayside Marketplace. On
New Year's Day, there was a massive police response in
downtown Miami. More than fifty young people armed with sticks
began fighting. Please say juveniles. We're also setting off fireworks
causing chaos.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
So now people are posting online saying that police weren't
there to handle a group of routing teens, but rather
eight to ten feet tall shadowy aliens. Conspiracy theories are
saying a big creature could be seen standing in front
of the entrance to the shopping area basis. Today, the
phrases Miami Mall and aliens of Miami have been among

(19:55):
the top ten searches on Twitter's trending tab twit it's
now called x and Google News even has several reports
questioning the event.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
So it made it was one of the top news
stories of the time. Yeah, there were these pictures right here,
fifty kids with sticks. Now you you can tell from
the video there. Yeah, there were hundreds and I mean
hundreds of police officers that responded to this call.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
There was a ton there was The whole block was
shut down with police cars.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I I the figures I heard somewhere between sixteen one
hundred and twenty. Oh fuck, got so many cruisers responded.
That's not counting. He was there as partners or tactical
response units and bigger vehicles. But let me tell you something.
This is New Year's Day, all right, So you're already
kind of minimal, minimal staffing in a police agency. That's

(20:55):
because it's the holiday, and you know, everyone wants to
not work. So sure, the fact that they had that
many units respond there, it does raise some questions. Crazy, Yeah,
what what began as a fight amongst teenagers spiral spiraled
into viral chaos that took over social media. Uh I
made it to you talking about the kids fighting sticks,

(21:17):
just just picturing them all these fucking just pure chaos,
kids fighting fucking a bunch of sticks, and all of
a sudden alien just like, please get the fuck out
of my way. I mean, it's cool because we elaborate
on kind of all this later on the episode, but
I want you to take this with a grain of salt.
There were no first hand accounts of anybody fighting with

(21:39):
sticks besides the police. That the narrative they gave to
the local news agencies. Hello fellow Childred and Gibbety six
to seven. I promised my kids we wouldn't say six is.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
My son gets so pissed. I'm like, hell yeah, I yell,
I'm sick. I yell.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
My kids are like some shut the fuck up, scream
at him lugly. None of mine saying it. Shut fuck up.
Hundreds of people swore they saw something not just fist flying,
not kids fighting with sticks, but figures, figures, dark emptities,

(22:27):
dark figures, tall, shadowy and possibly thin beings moving through
the smoke and the confusion. Some swore they saw ten
feet tall alien beings. Others said they these these entities,
these beings aliens. A lot of people said they weren't aliens,
they didn't look like aliens. There were some kind of

(22:49):
ten foot tall creature, eyes glowing, barely make out the
face slender Man, kind of like slender Man, but on
a on a different plane. Others say, and what I
mean by that? A lot of people say that they
flickered in and out of visibility, almost like they were
blending into the shadows themselves. There were videos that did

(23:12):
appear much like we just watched ourselves. These videos appeared online, shaky, blurry,
grainy footage showing distinct shapes that could be smoke, they
could be tricks of light, or they could be something
else entirely altogether.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
That motherfucking tupac hologram.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Well, I haven't thought about all this. Okay, what is
it to get there? Oh? Okay. The official story, of course,
was simple. A brawl broke out, fireworks were set off illegally,
police responded in force. The city assured the public that
quote no aliens, UFOs or ets were involved. But the

(23:54):
problem with the official statements is that they rarely arrive
until after the chaos as already cemented its place in
the public's imagination. The chief of police, I don't have
the clip.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
What would you do if you saw like a group
of people beating the funk out of something you had
no idea what it was.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Just let him go? Would you hear him on? Okay,
get his as to break it up? I k don't
want the thing to live. Yeah, I would save it.
How powerful you could be if you took an alien home,
give it mouth the mouth you you save it and
it's like you and like I'm taking you home to
fuck you? How many sex with you? Your mind? Now? You

(24:38):
know what a fleshlight is you's gonna be mine, you
better take that silver helmet off. The problem with the
official statements, like I said, they come after the chaos,
and that's what happened here. And the chief of Police
even released a statement. He was kind of zest himself.
And the most complicated thing that he said during his

(25:01):
press release is it was day. It was day an
hour like forty eight hours after the fact, and he
said there are no aliens or UFOs at Bayside Marketplace.
H right now, okay, right now, right now, days after
the fact, okay, And in those crucial hours of confusion,
a story started to spread that refused to die, that

(25:23):
Miami played host to a brief but undeniable encounter with
something not of this worldly origin. And what makes the
Bayside Market incident unique isn't just the setting, but the
scale of the response witnesses described. And you can see
it with your very own eyes. Just google a Bayside
alien incident. There's some videos on YouTube describe a wall

(25:45):
of police cars, flashing lights and flooding Biscayne Boulevard with
tactical units, police vehicles emergency responders moving into the marketplace
as if responding to a terrorist attack videos captured dozens.
I say this, my research has dozens. But to my
own eye looking back at there are hundreds. There's officers.

(26:08):
There's tons. Yeah, there's tons. Hundreds of officers sweeping the area,
weapons drawn court, corralling civilians and pushing people back for
a mere teenage fight. The sheer volume of officers seemed
grossly out of proportion. They had more police officers than
there were people there at the yeah, at the at

(26:30):
the mall. That's where speculation began to bloom. Though. Was
the massive response a coincidence or was it a simple
case of cops being nearby and they just decided go
get in, get in on the fund, or had authorities
been tipped off about something more. Some conspiracy theorists argue
that Miami law enforcement wasn't responding to the teenagers fighting

(26:55):
with sticks, but rather to whatever those shadowy figures that
were press on that day. They were responding to whatever
those were. Eyewitnesses, voices trembling in viral videos and frantic
social media posts described a scene straight out of a
fever dream. Crowds scattering like roaches under a flashlight, screams,

(27:18):
and then tall, shadowy figures eight to ten feet high,
gliding through the chaos with an unnatural grace that no
human could mimic. This is one of the first accounts
of what happened there. This is a gentleman that there's
kind of a backstory on it. I think his name

(27:39):
is Frank or Friends or friends France, I don't know.
He released his first hand account. This is eight minutes long.
I'm not going to play all of it. He released
his account of what happened. And then it's my understanding
that people close to him couldn't find him or talk

(27:59):
to him him for an extended period of time. He
was just gone off the map for days, weeks, maybe interesting.
And then he surfaced on another on another YouTube account,
another TikTok account, not even his original one, and just
really odd, like, hey, guys, I just want you to want
you know that was a joke. That was That's what like,

(28:19):
it was just a joke. Very uh, suspect. Well, that
kind of aligns with what we said about when things
like this happened and they don't want people to know
about it. It's it's kind of part of the scrubbing process.
And I'll pay that video for you right now. Maybe

(28:46):
is that a brother Miam fits.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
I was there at the Bayside Mall with my family
and we all saw exactly what happened. Don't like pay
attention to a lot of the videos that are out there.
I feel like a lot of people are trying to
use this for clout. But what happened. We all saw
what happened, and you know, it's pretty serious.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I you know.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
It's been a few days, but you know, our whole
family's processing, but I think we've kind of like accepted
that we were a part of this weird experience and moment.
So basically what happened was I was there with my
brother Brian, and my sister and my nephew. We were
looking for shoes for my nephew, and then we see

(29:33):
a whole crowd of people outside the store just running
out in a direction.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
So you know, as soon as you.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Saw we, we were like, oh, oh shit, you know
what's going on. So we immediately ran out with our
nephew and we picked them up, and we ran out
and we followed the crowd. Uh and then about like
a few seconds later, as soon as we started running.
My nephew he's autistic, so he was pointing behind us,
and he was saying blanky, which he'll usually say whenever

(30:03):
he feels unsafe or scared, and he was pointing behind us.
So me and my brother we looked behind us, and
then we see these three nine ten foot tall creatures.
I'm not gonna say aliens. Everyone keeps saying it's aliens.
I'm not saying aliens because I don't know what it was.

(30:25):
None of us really knew. Everyone all of us stopped
in our track. We you know, a whole bunch of
people were pointing at it. I mean, there were other
people running, you know, there was a crowd. As soon
as it made itself more apparent, it looked like it
was glitching, not like a computer pixelation, but like a

(30:47):
wavy glitch. And whatever maybe was covering them had you know,
unveiled or whatever. Yeah, it looked like a glitch. Man.
It was like a weird glitching the matrix or whatever.
And then you could see it in its full form,
all three of them, and then you know, they were

(31:08):
all black. You saw eyes, and you could faintly see
like like lips.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
But yeah, I was about like.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Twenty feet away because obviously everybody gave a distance right,
and you know they're tall, so we all just like
looked at them. They were just standing there, and the
thing that was a little bit weird, but it was
clearly like observing us. It was sentient right like or
whatever I mean, I don't know, but it was aware

(31:40):
of us. It looked at us, the whole crowd. And
then as soon as it started walking with its big
legs like kind of like it started like almost glitching again.
We all ran. My brother like immediately said, yo, let's go.
He grabbed me by the shoulder. We bolted out of there.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
So that's one of the main accounts from the day
in question. And like I said about this guy, what
how videos now I get I get so upset when
I see fake prank videos on TikTok. It's so cringey,

(32:25):
and when people stage things it is so just matt.
I hate it. It makes me hate the internet. And
so I usually I put my feelers out there and
I can almost I can tell in something like when
something is fake the second that it comes on. And
this guy is either a really good actor or he

(32:45):
was really convinced by what he saw that day that night,
I did not sense like he was making that story
up or like he was pulling it from someplace. He
seemed pretty sincere with everything he was saying, like there
was no real no real like a uh like he
wasn't really thinking about what to say. He kind of
just knew. And this guy, like I said before, he

(33:08):
kind of just there was a time period where he
was just unavailable to the people around him, which lead
you to believe that maybe that somebody had him in
a position to try and turn a twist him into
a pretzel, to make him not talk about what he
saw that day. Okay, there was a still frame that

(33:29):
circulates showing what looked like a tall, elongated silhouette looming
near a storefront. Skeptics argue that it was nothing but
a palm tree against the glare of the lights. Believers
have insisted the proportions were all wrong, that the shape
shifted as if it were alive. At the time, there
was a power outage of over Yet this is kind

(33:53):
of a trifecta of things. At the time of the
alien incident at the Bayside market Place, simultaneously, there were
three different three other incidents going on. They're kind of questionable.
There were over sixty one thousand homes that lost power

(34:15):
at the time this all happened. It's alleged that all
flights of the Miami Airport were grounded at the moment
except for one black helicopter, one black police helicopter registration
in as a NICK eight zero five MP as a
police helicopter. And then they also turned off their radios

(34:38):
and made their radios unavailable to the police scanners. Three
kind of weird things that all happened simultaneously with whatever
was happening at the Bayside marketplace. And we've talked about
it at length over the years. Whenever there's I guess

(34:58):
extraterrestrial centered centric incidents, or just any time that there's
a belief that there may have been an ET involved
in any way, there's always been stories of kind of
black helicopters hovering in the area. Now this was confirmed

(35:20):
to be a black, all black police helicopter, but nonetheless,
this is a black helicopter in the area during a
time of extraterrestrial eight to ten foot tall beings moving
in and out of whatever division, whatever dimension they're in,

(35:40):
into our dimension. Whatever it was a veil coming up,
or they were just portal shifting in and out. These
are all the accounts. These ten foot tall beings are
shifting in and out. They're losing almost like they're pixelated,
like it's some type of a broken screen. All that's
going on. You have over sixty thousand holmes losing power,

(36:01):
you have a single black helicopter in the area, You
have rumors of all of the flights being grounded at
the local airport, and then you have the police radios
being cut off to the public. Now, I don't know
what they fucking saw. I don't know if they saw anything.
I think it could have been just a lot of

(36:22):
kids beating each other with sticks, just one very tall kid.
But I'm telling you, dude, New York City, La Houston,
wherever you go, children, kids, teenagers beating one another with
sticks in the mall, isn't gonna warrant an over one

(36:45):
hundred police unit response. Yeah, it's not gonna ground flights
the airport. It's not gonna thrust back black helicopters into
the air it's not gonna kill fucking power to the
local residents. And it's sure as shit not gonna incline
the local police force to say.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
All right, turned the radios off for sure.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
We're going dark. Yeah, there's there's no way they can
justify all that shit happening with just this one little incident, right,
kids fighting with sticks? Now there I have seen very
limited amounts of videos. There were there was some type
of pandemonium, like there were kids fighting. Yeah, there were

(37:23):
kids kind of. But we stated earlier in the episode,
there's a belief that the police may not have been
responding to the kids fighting, that they were perhaps responding
to something else. And what that something else is, Well,
we're not really definitively gonna be able to tell you.
Within the within the within hours, the internet did what

(37:47):
it always does. It built a narrative out of fragments
and different pieces of evidence. People posted accounts of cell
phones being confiscated by the police. Others claimed that videos
were mysteriously deleted or blurred after upload. One particularly viral
post alleged that government officials were sweeping the area not

(38:07):
for teenagers, but for evidence of something alien or extraterrestrial.
By the morning, Uh yeah, by the morning time, the
event was no longer a fight at Bayside. It was
the Miami alien encounter. And that's what There's tons of
accounts of people that were there. Now you're gonna say, oh,

(38:29):
why aren't there any videos? Why haven't And I think
I have an answer for you. Okay, I'm gonna get there.
This is where we would play like our Sherlock Holmes
or some type of catchy tune, but then we get
a copyright strike. Okay. You know I have two different

(38:50):
YouTube accounts. I got the Brohio podcast YouTube account and
I have my own personal YouTube account that I just
had since I was fucked, you know, eighteen usual and
Paisley always uploads videos to my personal account. It's stupid.
There's nothing on there, just dumb videos of her doing
fucking shit. I told her, I'm like, you can't show
your face? Yeah whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she just you know,

(39:13):
she does like, uh, fucking what's that little cartoon game
Toko Boca? Yeah, Toka Boga. She does Toko Boga videos.
The other day, I got a think in my email.
It said, uh, you've received a copyright strike and your
content is muted in this video is muted in two

(39:34):
different countries. It was, uh, she did something cap cut
with coraline in it. Okay, And I didn't say anything
to her, was like whatever, whatever, it's nothing. It's nothing.
Then the other day we're riding or yesterday, we're riding
home from the football game, and I can just tell
something was wrong with her, and uh, she's like in
the backseats, h you know, voice crack and starting crying, like, yeah,

(40:00):
what's wrong. He's like, what's a copy? Right? I said,
what's a what?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
He said, that's a weird question.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
What's a copyright strike? And I knew what she was asking.
And I was like, well, it's a thing that happens
on the internet. The police get upset about and they
go to your house and they check to see if
you have any money. If you have any money, they

(40:27):
take it. That's the fuck, isn't it. Ah? And I'm like,
I'm fucking I'm just like giggle in the front seat,
like why are you asking me that question? She's like
this person I listen on YouTube a copyright strike. I

(40:52):
think they're in trouble. And I was like, did you
get a copyright strike for posting something with coreline? And
she's like I didn't know. She fucking cracked, dude. When
she's like this guttural crying, I said, I'm just kidding.

(41:14):
I'm kid I'm kidding. I' kidding. I'm kidding. It's nothing.
It's not it's nothing, it's nothing, it's nothing. It's like,
you know, if you have a if you make a song,
you write a song, and you make lots of money
from your song, nobody else should be able to take
your song and post it and try and make money
off your song, right, He's like, I mean, like, that's
like a copyright strike if you try and take somebody

(41:35):
else's content and try and use it as your own
make money. I'm not trying to make money. I don't know.
It's like this fucking ten minute speech about how she's
not making money on YouTube, which I know, right, very traumatic.
She didn't remember that for the rest of her life.
She's ever gonna get a copyright striking after man, My

(41:56):
favorite part of this whole entire episode is what I'm
about to read next. I found multiple accounts describing the
same the same visual year. Okay, cool, this is I
put it together this format. I read this in four
or five different places, the same account, worded differently by

(42:17):
what I believe to be different people. Okay, what went down?
Some science type kids showed up at the mall with
backpacks full of electronic equipment, bucking nerds virgins. They set
it up near the food court next to an outlet.
There was even a YouTube creator that went to the
location because they were like, there's no fucking outlets. There's

(42:38):
no outlets where they said there is. YouTube creator went
to the went to the area where the kids came
and plugged something in and he's like, you're right, it's
it's just palm trees in the middle. It's like a
giant square in the middle of the in the middle
of the the mall there, but there's palm trees right
in the middle of it. And everyone's like, there's no

(42:59):
they can't plug anything in there, there's just palm trees.
He walks up to the palm tree and fucking sure, shit, dude,
Like one foot off the ground, mounted to the palm
tree is a random one hundred and ten volt outlet.
Two outlets. Probably they're putting up like fucking lights or
something on the tree. Who knows. People were gathering around
to see what they were doing. One kid says, okay

(43:21):
plugging in, and this okay plugging in was synonymous with
all the accounts. Another kid did it the lights in
the mall dimmed, sparks and numerous pops ensued and a
plasma field was generated. It grew larger and first a
leg and a foot came out of the plasma, and
then an arm in a hand. Eventually three beings emerged

(43:45):
from the portal. What the fuck? Some bystanders fired weapons
at the beans. Dude, what the fuck? This can explain
the fireworks theory. The cops showed up and drove to
create a barricade so as to check phones for images,
and no images or videos were allowed out of the area.
A cover story of kids throwing fireworks at each other

(44:07):
was blamed for the fiasco. And let me tell you something, dude,
Holy shit, kids do a lot of dumb shit. Yeah,
but just show up at the mall and start fucking
shooting each other fireworks? Is not one of them? Like that,
Like that does not happen many accounts. There was multiple

(44:27):
accounts that said these things stepped through the veil whatever
it was, this plasma field, this portal, these three beings
stepped through, and then multiple people inside the mall say, oh,
hell no, and they started shooting at these things with
their firearms. When the firearms started getting discharged. That's when
the call was put into the police. Not only do

(44:49):
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When life happens, they've got your back. And that's what
warrant did. That's a big no no, one hundred plus
police officer response to the Bayside Marketplace. But there was
several different accounts I found that said there were kids
that showed up with a fucking backpack and they plugged

(46:15):
it in, and when they plugged it in, it launched
this plasma portal thing, and then these creatures stepped through it.
And then when they stepped through.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
The portal, that's cool as fuck.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
People start shooting at him. You imagine just chilling at
your aunt, your fucking alien home planet. A portal pops
up beside you, and you fucking decide to see what
it is, and that you're just getting fucking shot. That
would suck, poor alien. Yeah, and so that's what these

(46:44):
people say went down at the Miami Mall. That's wild
that it is really freaking wild, isn't it. I love
that though. I hope that. I hope that is what happened.
Just that is what happened.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
A bunch of fucking nerds carrying around a fucking portal.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I know that's what happened. That's pretty sweet. And that's
not of a movie. I know it sounds like stranger things.
It does well. What makes the story harder to dismiss
is how neatly it fits into a broader historical pattern. Instance,
like the Phoenix lights in nineteen ninety seven or the
O'Hare International Airport UFO sighting in two thousand and six,

(47:19):
they follow kind of the same trajectory that we're talking
about here. They had mass witnesses, they had ambiguous footage, blurry,
unsettling videos, and rapid official denial. That's what all of
these have in common. In both of those cases, hundreds
of people swore they saw something extraordinary and otherworldly, yet

(47:45):
the official version with quotation fingers, boiled everything down to
mundane explanations, whether that be military flares, atmospheric phenomenon, or
just misidentifications altogether. None of them were chalked up to
fucking dorks with plasma backpacks, creating an interdimensional portal system

(48:10):
for these dark, shadowy beings to move in and out of.
This is really what I want it to be, really
want it to be that. Yeh, that's really fucking cool.
I a needy one of them backpacks, I know, right.
But here's the question. If it was only a brawl,
if it was only a big fight, why did the
story of ten foot being spread so quickly? Conspiracy theorists

(48:31):
point to the consistency of descriptions. Multiple unrelated witnesses claim
the figures were tall, black, and shadow like. Some described
glowing eyes. Others insisted that the beings seemed to phase
in and out of reality, as if not entirely physical.
Skeptics call this the power of suggestion. People see what
they're primed to see. They see what they want to see,

(48:53):
especially once one person shouts alien. But I'll say it
again for the ten bazillion time, where there's smoke, there's fire.
If you got a mall full of kids beating each other,
or were they beating each other with sticks or were
they fighting with fucking bottle rockets? Which one was it? Yeah,

(49:14):
that's a very good point. But then you have this
mass amount of people to say there was pandemonium, but
it was because of these shape shifting entities that were
walking around the mall, in and out, in and out,
in and out. What dimension are they in? And they
were making their way through the mall and that's kind
of what that's what caused the pandemonium, and it ensue

(49:38):
there were an official narrative, the official police report, there's
mention of gunshots, okay, but then the media says kids
with sticks, So which one is? I think that there's
a lot of shit that's backwards here, Yeah, one of
those things. It's not. So what if the consistency comes
out not from suggestions. What if the consistency come out

(50:00):
from observation. What if there really were figures that night,
something anomalous moving through the Bayside marketplace. It wouldn't be
the first time officials dismissed mass witness testimony, only for
its resurface decades later as part of declassified documents. And
here's where the suspicion sharpens the sheer weight of the

(50:22):
court of the cover story. Instead of ignoring the rumors,
Miami police actively issued press releases and went out of
their way to insist to insist that there were no aliens. Historically,
such heavy handed denial often backfires, drawing more attention to
the possibility of a cover up. If, and this is

(50:43):
a very big if, that there really were non human
entities at Bayside Marketplace, the next question becomes, how do
you manage the witnesses. You have hundreds, maybe even thousands
of people. They were there that day. There had to
have been dozens of people that had cameras rolling at
the time. If the government wanted to suppress a true encounter,

(51:05):
If there was a true event of interdimensional shape shifting
beings running into a crowded mall in one of the
most populated cities in all the entire world, how would
the police control that narrative? Ah good point. Some fearists

(51:28):
believe that the answer lies in confiscation. Reports circulated that
police demanded cell phones from certain witnesses, which that might
explain why much of the video evidence is grainy, distant,
or mysteriously incomplete. But others take it further. What if
confiscation isn't enough, What if the government possesses technology specifically

(51:49):
designed to manage memory. That's what I'd be wondering, sau
If they asked me that my first thing, and be like,
where's your fucking war and at do come give me
a fucking warrant? Jesus me you finger's you the finger me?
If you've ever been fingered, send us an email. Broyo

(52:09):
podcast at gmail dot com. Ladies only, I'm a finger Yes,
we said, I'm weird if you let me go up
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good finger in? I'll always be finging my wife. Dude,
you're talking about like another person of myself any wherever.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
You can get your finger in.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
Or whoever.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Uh recently, I'm enjually giving a good old finger in. Man,
are you a one finger guy or you a two
finger fella? I'm a clam jamber doog. I want to
I want to shock the system, turn into a muppet.
Yeah on elbowed. Hell Yeah, Man, I'm gonna finger you.

(53:03):
If you keep on eating fucking ice in this podcast,
I'm gonna kill you. You help it man. This uh and
this is where the Men in Black comparisons start to emerge.
In the film's Agent Uh and Yeah. In the film,
the agents use what they call a neuralizer, a flash
device that wipes short term memory, replacing it with mere suggestion.

(53:27):
Research into electromagnetic pulse effects on cognition, as well as
DARPA experiments with directed energy weapons, it does suggest that
human memory in fact can be disrupted. Studies have shown
that transcranial magnetic stimulation can also can alter recall, if

(53:48):
such tools exist in secret government arsenals. Bayside Marketplace would
be a that's like a keystone right there, man, it
would be like the perfect time to test something like that.
And witnesses could witnesses who insist they saw aliens simply
be those who slipped through the cracks. We have these accounts,

(54:11):
We have this gentleman that gave his account earlier. Were
these people just escaped that saw and escaped, And there
were the ones that were not stopped, the ones who
were not pulled to the side and had their you know,
stare at the light while I pushed the button, whose
memories were not fully scrambled. And could those who shrug
it off as just a fight be victims of something
more sinister where they kind of implanted what they wanted

(54:37):
you to believe, what they want the narrative to be.
At the Bayside Marketplace we have a perfect storm though chaos,
a dense crowd, flashing lights, fireworks, sirens, pausible gunshots, and
the overwhelming sensory overload of a New Year's celebration. If
you wanted to test crowd control technology, if you have

(54:59):
developed a device intended to white people's memory, it's the
perfect opportunity. What better of an environment could you ask for?
You really can? The confusion itself provides cover. Anyone doubting
their own senses could easily chalk it up to hysteria, alcohol,
or misperception. And what if the aliens weren't random visitors

(55:23):
at all but part of the test. Some people argue
that Bayside was not an invasion, but it was a
staged event, government controlled, non human entities rolled out to
measure public reaction. They just wanted to see how people
would react. They have these beings in their arsenal, They
just want to see what people would do if they

(55:43):
come into contact with them. In this theory, the tall,
shadowy beings or biological drones bioengineered forms released for a
few minutes before being whisked away. The resulting panic, police mobilization,
and rumor storm invaluable data, but What if it was
not a test at all. That's kind of where I'm at.

(56:06):
What if it truly was a breach and unsanctioned encounter
that caught even authorities off guard. Miami, after all, is
a major port city. It's the coastlines are riddled with inlets, harbors,
underwater infrastructure. Could these entities have emerged from water itself,
possibly using Bayside area as it's entry point. I'll tell

(56:30):
you something, man, There are a lot of videos out
there now, declassified videos of the US military with footage
of aircrafts, spacecrafts, I'm sorry, unidentified aerial phenomenon, these things

(56:50):
going into the water under reasonable control and just disappearing.
What is it? Where is it? I have no idea.
Witnesses descriptions of them being tall, thin, and shadow like
sound eerly similar to deep sea crypto accounts, the so
called accounts of shadow swimmers. If the bay Side entities

(57:14):
were aquatic in origin, their sudden appearance in a crowded
marketplace may not have been intentional at all. Perhaps they
surfaced by accident this oriented before being met with fireworks
and human violence. Fucking sucks for them. Yes, of course,
this raises another question and I haven't even, Like I
told you earlier, the part about the kids plugging in

(57:37):
the backpack, that was my favorite party. I'm coming up
on my favorite part in just a couple of us.
That backpack part is pretty fucking sweet. Though. Of course,
this raises a lot of questions, one specific question, why
bay Side? Why Miami? Some point to its geography. Bayside
Marketplace sets directly on the waterfront, connected to shipping routes.

(57:58):
It's a route. There's a lot of military installations around there.
Miami has long been a hub for drug interdiction, Coast
Guard operations, homeland security exercises, you name it. If there's
a thin spot where human world and something else intersect Bayside,
it could be that threshold. And the timing was strange,

(58:19):
the timing New York's New Year's Day only as to
the mystery, was it a coincidence or was it a
deliberate chosen for maximum confusion, for fireworks and chaos would
camouflage the presence. So let me tell you something real quick,
Robert Cool, this is the I'm gonna take the longitude
and latitude of the Bayside Marketplace. We're gonna plug it

(58:39):
into Google Maps. A right, got Google Maps here, Let's
see what we got. I'll let you participate in this
exercise with me. So I'm just gonna put the I know,
so I put in the longitude in the latitude. Let's see.
So I don't know how to say this. Twenty five
degrees six forty four north, eight degrees eleven twelve point

(59:07):
two west. Okay, and you zoom in here crocs a
bay side marketplace. This is the base side marketplace, right
fucking in the middle of it, right right by the ocean. Yeah,
right in the middle of the mall. This is right
here is the base of the more. This is Giant Yells.
That's the mall. Yep. So if we uh take this,

(59:30):
take the coordinates, okay, and we're just gonna reverse it
all right, Okay. All we did was move the front
to the back.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
In the back that we just reversed west as first
north of second.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
And make sure I'm doing this right, not doing it right, sorry, folks.
All right, So all it was reversed to coordinates, right,
And where does it take you? Just a white screen, nothing, nothing,
and you start to zoom out, zoom out. We're still

(01:00:16):
zooming out, Okay, still zooming. Where does that take you?
If you reversed the coordinates, Antarctica right in the middle,
right literally in the middle, the coldest part, one of
the most undefined areas of Antarctica. Over the years, that

(01:00:37):
should shut down. There's an immense amount of alien theories,
extraterrestrial stories of there being hubs, headquarters, bases, you name it,
in the in the Antarctica area of This is kind

(01:00:58):
of like their their hub they have. They can go
to fucking Middle Earth via Antarctica. This is where they
all come from. This is where they stay. This is
pretty much like where their portal is. This is a
stupid theory. This isn't quite as cool as the kids
plugging in the backpack. Yeah, but if these aliens are

(01:01:20):
using a simple we'll call it a coincidence. But if
you were plugging in GPS coordinates to go someplace, and
you were trying to go to the middle of Antarctica
and you put it in backwards, it would drop you
off right in the middle of Bayside marketplace. That pretty stimulating,

(01:01:43):
is It is crazy, isn't it? Antarctic is fucking huge.
We can do the and if you do the the
satellite version of it. You're not gonna believe this, but
it's just snow. Nothing there. I believe it pretty cool though, right, yeah,
it is God's fucking big diggity. Yeah, put it away now.

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Another thread in this web from the social media aspect.
Unlike UFO cases from the twentieth century, bayside, it unfolded
in an era of instant virality. TikTok clips were posted
within minutes, Hashtags spread like wildfire, narratives crystallized almost in

(01:02:27):
real time. But here's where it gets stranger. Several high
traffic posts seem to vanish. Users complain that their uploads
were shadow band or mysteriously deleted. Algorithms flagged videos is
mins information almost immediately, far faster than typical moderation cycles.
Social media is the wild West with this stuff. I've

(01:02:52):
had a fucking enough of social media. I've told you
guys about it. It's just like it's defining our left,
it's defining our elections, it's creating divisiveness, it's ruining our
relationship with our fellow man, our fellow woman. Social media
is ruining everything I think that you shouldn't. I don't know, man,

(01:03:17):
It just it fucking sucks like it's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Yeah, I mean, I definitely agree with you. I feel
like there's there's a like a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Human like, it's a human quality that like we we
need to be.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Friends, like face to face, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
You should have to have like a social media license
like a driver's license or to use it. Yeah, I
agree with the whole Like I, people are fucking stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Yeah, I like to I like to meet people and
talking shit.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
In realize, I don't like the whole fucking social media thing.
We wouldn't raw, we wouldn't have any of this if
it wasn't for social media. I know. But some fifty
five percent of people are too stupid to use social media.
That's very true. I had a guy the other day.
He's like, oh, I saw a gorilla driving a semi
truck on TikTok. I'm like, you, stupid bastard. That was ai.

(01:04:09):
That was not real. That was not real, buddy, that
was fake. That ship they're doing now, man, that's fuck. Man.
By the time we get old, we're fucked. Oh we're yeah,
we're done. Yeah, they're making some of this shit already
look so real. Oh I'll and I was fooled today
I was the other day too. I was fool today.

(01:04:29):
I would love to find the the clip for you guys.
David Braver bas sign uh, let me find it real quick.
I hope I can find it because this is clip. Man.

(01:04:51):
It it fooled the ship out of me. David Braver
base side and I watched it and I was like,
oh my god, of course I can't use TikTok on
my hand computer. They're going to make it incredibly difficult.

(01:05:11):
But it's so easy to kind of just like create
your own narrative or create misinformation and people use it, man,
David Fever, which this David Fraber guy did.

Speaker 10 (01:05:33):
There you go the invitation to speak to the committee
on the UAP topic that has been in the news
for the past six years and seems to be continuing
to gain momentum.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
As you know.

Speaker 10 (01:05:41):
My name is David Fraveror I'm retired commander in the
United States Navy. In two thousand and four, I was
a commanding author of Strike Fighter Squadron forty one in
the world famous Black Aces. If you're a test to
carriering eleven station on board the Ussnemits and it begun
a two month workout.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Dammit, this is the one debunky Because you know, my
name is David Fravorm, retire commander in the United States name.
I'm not gonna be able to find it. But the
David Freber guy legitimately, well, there was a an AI

(01:06:15):
created video of him talking about Bayside. It made it
sound horrific, It made it sound like this is a
smoking gun for everything, But it was all It was
all AI. It was dubbed over him giving witness testimony
in front of Congress about uap F and HERB, So

(01:06:40):
it was kind of similarly similarly related, but it was
it was not about the base side if the In
recent years, whistleblowers have claimed that federal agencies maintained direct
lines of communications with social media giants suppress certain narratives

(01:07:02):
during the pandemic. For instance, information campaign shape what could
and couldn't be posted? Remember COVID could Bayside have been
subject to a similar clamp down with alien claims flagged
as too destabilizing. If the government wanted to erase an
alien encounter in two thousand and four, it wouldn't need

(01:07:24):
to burn documents or silence witnesses. It would only need
to control the feeds and bury the hashtags and let
time do the rest. That's really all they would need
to do. Sure, you just keep your old dad, your
old fucking aunt Trudy from seeing the Bayside incident. Who
Aunt Trudy believes everything that's on the internet. Because they're

(01:07:44):
fucking stupid and they're old, and they can't think for theirselves,
and they shit their pants. It's crazy. They don't drink
their water like they're supposed to. They're just dumb. They're
just dumb. Well, people are stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
I'm sure I would love to he gives you seven
thousand dollars Best Buy gift cards to save my thugs
from going to one ton of Obay present.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
With Joe Biden. Take it? Have you done? Have to
give me seven to five hundred dollars and Best Buy
gift cards. Will take him to Donable Bay with Joe Biden.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
I got a message from Ozzy Osbourne the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
He's not really dead.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
He's stranded in Australia. He needs me to buy him gold.
He needs me to mail.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Gold, mail him gold.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
He had me send him fourteen hundred dollars of row
Box gift cards.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
He said, my bank account number was the code to
turn the bomb off. I saved America, just like I
did in World War Two. That's some shit. That's so
fucking believable too.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
No, I just can't afford my diarrhea medicine because my
bank on acts.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I can't stop pooping. Somebody went into my brother's bank,
so stupid man, he sucks. I don't care. Somebody went
to my brother's bank, big brother, and took two hundred
dollars out of his bank account, not two thousand, not

(01:09:41):
twenty thousars. They took two hundred dollars. But they went
into the branch and did it with a withdrawal slip
and a fucking like ID what yeah there. I mean,
he's going through the legal process right now. But that's wild.
I know now, we don't know yet. I'm so excited
to find out how goes. Like if it was just
like somebody at the bank that did it was an

(01:10:03):
oversight or was I asked my brother. I was like,
do they just make a mistake at the bank. He's like, no,
there's a sign withdraw slip because him and his wife's
sharing account with somebody put his wife's name on a
withdrawal slip and withdrew two hundred dollars. Wow, somebody's fucked
a loser job. Yeah for two hundred dollars too. Man

(01:10:25):
sucks for them, Yeah, it does, your brother, there's sometimes
two hundred dollars. Will be like, yeah, whatever, there's sometimes
two hundred dollars. If I lost it, I'd walk in
on the lawn and blow my fucking brains out for real.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
It just depends on when it is bad.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Catch me on Friday, don't I give you two hundred
two hundred dollars on a Friday and two hundred dollars
on a Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
It's a big difference.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
If the government went yeah so. Yet, suppression rarely eras
his belief. In fact, it often amplifies it. The very
act of deleting post convinces believers even more that they're
onto something, and it does, it really does, much like today.
In the beginning of the episode, I'm having a hard time, hard,
nay fucking research about this shit, which tells me even

(01:11:15):
more in my mind.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
I'm like, yeah, that's right, Nick, You're on their trail,
you're shocking them like a bloodhound, and I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
In a puddle of shit. I don't know what I'm
talking about. Some FBI agents. Like he said, kids plugged
a backpack into a palm tree. Let's entertain the most
extreme version that the Bayside marketplace not only was it real,

(01:11:47):
but deliberate alien contact. If so, why would they choose
this place and that moment? Shopping malls? After all, they're
a symbol of consumption, noise, and chaos, the epitome of
human distry. Maybe Bayside was not chosen for geography at all,
but for meaning. An alien presence emerging in the heart

(01:12:08):
of capitalist rituals, surrounded by flashing lights consumer frenziness could
be read as a message from the aliens, look at
what you've become. I don't think that's I don't think
that's very plausible. I don't think the fucking aliens care
about what we're doing with the not at all, to
be quite frank, nah. Alternatively, what if it was not symbolic,

(01:12:31):
but it was strategic. Large crowds or excellent camouflage amid
the confusion, entities could observe human reaction, test mobility and
dense spaces, or probe defenses if they were here on
reconnaissance Bay Side Marketplace at offered a perfect laboratory. Then
there's the darker idea that they were there for an
abduction of some type. A crowd is easier to manipulate

(01:12:53):
than individuals. Noise, panic, pandemonium, fireworks, possible gunshots. It all
creates cover for taking someone without notice. Could people have
gone missing that fateful night, their absence explained away by
the police reports of arrests some locals they talk about
certain teenagers never came home. If true, were those kids

(01:13:15):
detained by police or by something else? Altogether?

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
They were hit with a stick, got a bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Got a Roman candle, shoved up my asshole. Alaster fucking
Bay Side Marketplace. You gotta make that T shirt. I
know I got beat to death with the Roman candle
at the Bay Side market I got shot in the
asshle with a bottle. Rocket base side by an alien?
Say by an alien. Speculation even extends to underground facilities

(01:13:43):
beneath Miami. Why theorists point to the the rumored tunnels
connecting the port to hidden military bases and military sites.
If aliens surfaced at Bayside, authorities may have funneled them
into those subterranean spaces. The public never sees what goes
on underground, and in a city as unstable as Miami,

(01:14:04):
you got fucking sinkholes, construction potholes. Who would question a
little missing concrete? Base side also raises uncomfortable questions though
if it were, if it was real, why risks such
a public display where the where the entities careless or
they testing out tolerance for disclosure? Was the heavy police

(01:14:25):
presence evidence of preparedness, as if they knew that something
was going to be there that night, and that idea
is what terrifies people. The base Side wasn't a random encounter,
but a scheduled rendezvous. We talked a lot about Project
Blue Beam over the years. Project Blue Beam is a

(01:14:47):
belief that one day they're gonna use holograms to convince
us of certain things. They're gonna use holograms to convince
us that the aliens are here. They're gonna use holograms
to ca vinceays that Jesus has come back. They're gonna
use holograms. You cannot tell that these are holograms, but
they're gonna use these holograms to control us, to control

(01:15:11):
the narrative, to control what we do. To control. We
think if tomorrow on fucking CNN or Fox News, there's
a guy in Jesus suit riding a lightning bolt out
of the sun down to Earth, They're gonna have a
lot of people not going to work. Buddy'd be really
fucking cool by Jesus. I knew it, dude. I've been

(01:15:33):
talking about your sandals for thirty eight years and I
don't mean it. But think about the disruption of the
discourse that that would create. It'd be pretty crazy. There's
millions and billions of Christians all over this goddamn place.
They would stop if they thought Jesus was back. I
told you it was the rapture. It's coming. I'm the boss.
Still you call me like, hey, well, I'm not coming in.
I'm not coming in today, Jesus Like, you bring your

(01:15:55):
fucking ass to work. That's a hologram, dude, Yeah, that's
a fucking That's an old fashion, old fashion booby trap
right there. I love a good old fashioned booby trap.
I love some boobies, man, titty blaster. Yeah, what do
you think, Like, what is there something that is there
something that could be a hologram that could get you,

(01:16:16):
like like a van full of like candy, like one
of those like what what would be your hologram that
you're like all in on hul Cogan coming back. He
pulls up a yellow and red viper. He's like, hey, brother,
get in, brother, brother. I heard you. Hey, brother, I
heard you wage your whole life to meet me.

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
Brother. Well, brother, I didn't die. I was just real sick.
I was trying to make time for you, brother. I'm
a big fan of the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
That's pretty sweet. Yeah. Yeah, yesterday there was I was
in the pee wee game and there was an old
man having an obvious medical emergency, half passed out all
by hisself. Yeah, about the about to die. I said, hey, man,
you hey, buddy, you need anything? Well probably sixty sixty
five seventy. He's hot, you know, the son got the

(01:17:08):
best of him. I said, you want to grab me
some water? And he said. I ran in the concessus
dand brought him back some water. I dumped a little
bit on his neck, gave him some drinks. I'm like, okay.
He's like, yeah, I just need I just need rest
for a second. I said, are you here with anybody?
Can I go get somebody for you? He said, oh no, no, no, no,
I said me call somebody for you. He said, my
son is number seventy five. Can you and his game?

(01:17:30):
But just ended. He said, my grandson's number seventy five.
Can you go telling him I'm over here. I said sure,
and I ran over there, number seventy five. He was done.
I ran up to him and I knew the kid.
I coached him and I coached him in a T
ball but he did not know me. I said, hey, buddy,
I know this is weird, but your grandpa, who's here
with you, is over there in the tunnel and he's

(01:17:51):
having a really hard time from the sun. He's he's
not feeling well, and he wants you to come over
there and meet him over there. He looked at me
and he's like, I don't know you. I can't go
with you. Good And I said, I know, I know
it sounds really weird, buddy, but he's not feeling good
and he wants you over there. And that kid's like,

(01:18:12):
I'm sorry, I can't go with you. And I said,
is your coach around and he's like, yeah, let's go
find my coach. This kid's a fucking third grader, dude,
good for him, man, and uh, I knew I know
his dad. I'm friends with his dad. And I called
his dad and I said, here's what's going on, right.
His dad called me because I sent him a message.
He called me and I said, hey, man, your dad.

(01:18:35):
I think your dad's okay. He's feeling better. We got
some water and stuff. Well, your boy, he ain't fucking
going nowhere with anybody ever, even if there's a fire.
He was. That kid was on the brink of telling
me to fuck off. He almost flipped. I could tell
he was reaching in his pants to flip me off. Yeahs,

(01:18:55):
fuck you fucked too, fuck you, fuck you don't touch
my winter. He was not having a dude. Good for him, man,
that's awesome. He's like, no, I'm not playing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
I ain't getting diodle today, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Yeah, meet me in the tunnel under the bleachers. Motherfucker.
I heard you like the finger catch that ship. I
heard about that podcast. Bitch, you're the fucking diddler. Dad
had to be a little proud, you know what he
was due. He was really really grateful that I was.
It was his dad. He was really grateful that I

(01:19:35):
was that I looked, you know, I was there with
his dad, and then he was even grateful that his
boy was like, fuck you dude, Yeah, that's pretty sweet man.
I think he should get him knife. I think that
kids responsible enough to carry a knife, firearm. Get him
a gun, get him a nine mil, give him a gun,
give him a fucking block forty three. Let him stick
at that. Yeah, they get on a fucking laptop and
a tell reporter man asked the kid, if he can

(01:19:57):
do my taxes, then there's the ultimate paranoia that aliens
and governments. Well, they're not They're not enemies at all. Okay,
And that's what happened to Bayside was some type of coordination,
not confrontation, and that that path of police belief. Police
weren't suppressing an invasion. They were escorting guests. The chaos

(01:20:21):
among teenagers, the fireworks, the rests, all distractions that cover
a meeting and plain sight. If so, Bayside wasn't just
an accident. It was disclosure in disguise, a test run
to gauge whether the public is ready to accept not
the implausible, but the impossible. Please put down your stick

(01:20:43):
and come with me. I'm with the kid with the backpacks.

Speaker 11 (01:20:49):
They plugged the vibrator into the pom tree. Bother me
to that title under the bleachers.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Your grandpa is back there. I already gave it to
your grandfather. That would have lured me in. Man, you
get ripped me in with the grandpa story. Yeah, I'd
have gotten molested if I was that little kid. I
got your grandpa's teeth right here, right bro, you know

(01:21:31):
my fucking dad. Alright? Well, that uh, that concludes our
episode about the Bay Side Marketplace alien incident. Fun ship man,
hey man, one of my favorite episodes we've ever done.
I think, Yeah, it's just a fun one. Theres a
lot of fun stuff going on there at the Bay
Side market Let's play how big is it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Well, you haven't done this in a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
If we're talking proportions, let's see nine to ten foot,
I'm about a half inch for every foot tall I am.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
That math math in one two three, that's about right. Three, okay,
two and a half, two and a half. That two
and a half inch penis seven and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
That's right. So if we're using the same formulae for
these aliens as me, that gives him about five inch wieners.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
That's kind of sad. To be ten foot tall to
five dude, that's that's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
That fucking I'm packed.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
I'm packing like an alien dog.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Nasty porn. That fucking smut. I know that's a book.
Yeah yeah, I've been waiting so long to be with
someone like you. Ain't going to be dancing fining. Someone's
super fucking into aliens. They pull down his fucking pants
and it's just a little fucking little tadpole dick, a

(01:23:13):
light switch to turn him on and off. A little
fucking light switch. Oh man, I'm a grower. I'm Nora grower,
Nora shower. That's what I always say, Highway, I'm not
a grower or a shower. Take that what you will.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Yeah, just just kind of sits there. It's really tired
all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
I don't know what do you think? How big was it? Uh?
At least a fucking twelve inchure? Twelve inchure? Yeah, the
five inchure? Now what two of the aliens had twelve
foot dicks and then or twelve inch dicks and one
of them hat like a four and a half four
and a four point five inch dick. Oh man, you
gonna be we have really suck. Well if they had
like twelve inch dicks, but the pussies were only like

(01:24:04):
an inch deep. Wow, I can't fit the head in that.
That's Brigzilla, dude. You know that feels yeah. I was
gonna message him the other day like, man, your dick
is huge. It's all he's because he's the only person
we follow on X so anytime I get on our
ex account to see what's going on, it's order. If
he's ever been in pulling them ladies with a shallow puss,

(01:24:26):
I know he has. He's broken a few people.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Is that a thing that women? Some women have shallow pusses.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
I'm not even gonna refresh my AX. I'm just gonna
turn it on and see how fast it is before
we see a dick. Okay, just his first two posts.
That's that's just giving it to some poor lady. She's
fucking doing the lord's work. Man, God, such distress. That
is a disgustingly huge winner. It's fucking obnoxiously big. They

(01:24:53):
could at least bear a couple of inches for us.
That could have been why the power went out that
night in Miami, if he was there doing something right.
This is a fucking camera trying to pan across the
stick out. I guess we.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Keep zooming out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
All right, guys, we'll go check out our ticket link
Brohio podcast dot com slash tickets also are Uh. I
don't know if Robert knows it yet. I'm hoping we
can do another Confessionals episode later this week. Love it,
that'd be cool. Let's do it. Uh, you can submit
your confessions. The last one was so fucking good. We
gotta this. Next one's gonna be just as good. We
gotta get some good ones. Better submit your confessions and

(01:25:33):
you can be featured on the episode Brohio podcast dot
com slash Confessions. Try and think, Yeah, that's fine, go
ahead and do that us get us taken down off
of People will report this. People will report this to
Mark Zuckerberg, and we'll get all of it get sucked.
We'll get zucked on. I can't waste ice. Alright, guys,

(01:26:00):
have a great week. We'll talk to you in a
couple of days. Love you, guys, Faith, I want to

(01:26:20):
see your dance day