Cannibal Island

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
If you hold your farts and you'll die. Welcome back
to the Brohio Podcast. Everybody. It's not church, but it's
Sunday evening kind of a church, right, You guys can
worship you worship, worship us like we're day Teaser or
some type of God. Or maybe you can just listen
to this awesome podcast because this is our last episode

(00:40):
of September. Oh man, isn't that crazy? Buy And you're
probably wondering, like, well, God, I can't keep up. There's
so many freaking episodes. Well, this is the this is
when we get paid for Christmas, and we've got to
combine about fifteen kids between the two of us. We
keep that shit cranking. Some we claim something we don't. Yeah,
you know, but hey, I mean I like I like

(01:01):
bringing more content to you guys. I feel like it
helps get you through your week. It helps us get
away from our wives, which some good days, some bad days.
You say, lives are wives? Wives? Okay, are live wives?
Speaking of which, we have a live show Dallas, Texas

(01:22):
in two weeks, two freaking weeks. It's crazy. October eleventh,
we're gonna be at the satellite location of the Celestial
Beer works, and there are not many tickets remaining. We
would love to have you there. Go to Brohio podcast
dot com slash tickets and you can gobble up what's left.

(01:44):
It's guaranteed to be a good time. We're gonna have merchandise,
We're gonna have girth Brooks. I've been receiving very many
creepy phone calls in the middle of the night that
sounds like Grandma, help youly rude fore in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You're right that tax his fat by, Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
She might be coming. It's gonna be a good time.
We're gonna have fun. And there was And I got
another really weird phone call in the middle of the
night and I was like, oh, and the persons like
I said, who is this? And I'm like, I don't
man ship, and then he hung up the phone. Man,
I don't know what the freak is going on. It's crazy, man,

(02:28):
It's like a freaking heck full circle. All right, we
got out of three new patron subscribers. Welcome to the
the club, the three of you, starting with Adrian, I'm
elect fuck why Bone Ltd? Hell yeah, dude, that's fucking cool.
I'm a elect Fuck Adrian I'm elect fuck why Bone Ltd?

(02:53):
That's a mouthful, you know that? Right? All that on
the birth certificate. I think my dad fucked my mom
in the back seat of on LTD. I do remember
there was some type of vehicle called NELTD of some kind. Uh,
thank you guys, uh Adrian for the Patroon pledge. And
I'm really I would like for you to maybe message us,
send us a PM and elaborate on that fucking weird

(03:13):
ass name. Maybe tell us what all that means. That'd
be great, Yeah, helpful. And next we got wise, What
a fucking beautiful beard on that guy? I think so?
I thought that was a man bent over at the waist. No,
that's a beard. That's a fucking beard, dog, beautiful beard.
What a majestic creature? What the name like? Cavoniuss Felonious Causus.

(03:39):
He steals, He steals checks from old women, so they
call him Filonius Cavonius? Does he be stealing?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Mean?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Hey, Kelly keV, Thanks buddy, K money, We love you.
Groceries are expensive nowadays, got what you gotta do? How
about the adult film star herself, the one in all
only and Elizabeth You remember when she married that really
old fucker for money. Yeah, I remember that. I remember

(04:09):
that to you. And then she died. She overdosed. Anna,
thank you for the Patreon pledge. And we don't really
think you're an adult film star. We think you are
a wonderful, tremendous listener of the show. We're so thankful
that you're here. You might be, I mean, we're not.
If you are, that's cool, yeah, if not, completely that's
slightly less cool. But we love pretty people listening to

(04:31):
this show. So thank you, Anna, and thank you to
all of you. On the Patreon you can join get
ad free. You're like, hey, I'm tired of those ads.
Well you can get rid of them for a dollar
a month. Just get a patreon dot com slash prohio podcast.
I think that's what it is. Do it, but don't
because it kind of fucks us over in the long run.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
It just su essentially helps keep the doors open, which
I'm completely cool that. Yeah. Yeah, Hey, we got a
newspaper article for you. What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Man?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Oh, embarrassing poop spray causes fifty five thousand dollars in damage.
A South Carolina school teaching assistant arrested and charged students
at West Florence High School. I'm sorry a teacher. South
Carolina teaching assistant was arrested in charge with using poop
spray in school. I don't need poop spray. I got

(05:20):
the real fucking thing, make my own poop spray. And
if you want me to stop smelling this way, well
then I'll tell you what. Buddy. You come find me
and you hold me down, and you take my fucking
scent glands out yourself for my cold, dead butthole. Do
you think you're man enough to take out my sink glands?

(05:43):
Send me an email Grinder user, I'm uh bro iopodcast
at gmail dot com. That was not a handle for
a grinder account. You fucking weirdos, okay. South Carolina teaching
assistant was arrested in charge with using poop spray in school,

(06:05):
causing students to seek medical attention and resulting in thousands
of dollars in damage. How much poop's pree to use?
Fucking Holy shits milk jugs. Alexander Paul Robertson, He sounds inbred.
Hold on. That's name of his full name, Alexander Paul
Robertson Lewis, thirty two years old, was arrested Friday and
charged with disturbing schools and malicious injury to property, the

(06:27):
Florence County Sheriff's Office said a news release. Investigators said
Lewis used the spray multiple times as Florence High School
from August twenty fifth, seven nineteen, a month of pure
fucking pooped hair. The spray, which can be purchased online,
is designed to imitate fecal odor. The Sheriff's office said,

(06:50):
I suffer from fecal oder. Videos have gone viral on
TikTok and social media showing people spraying the foul oder
in their cars, homes, and elevators as pranks. Spray caused
a disruption at the school, and some students had to
seek medical attention for respiratory issues. Authorities said it also
resulted in a hefty fifty five thousand dollars bill and
repairs for the school's air conditioning system. Fucking Owl. Not

(07:15):
clear whether Lewis has an attorney. He's being held at
the Florence County Detention Center. In twenty twenty three, two
teenage boys at Texas High School were criminally charged after
fart spray prink led to evacuations, cancel classes, and sent
students of the hospital for nausea and headaches. The boys,
eighteen seventeen at the time, were charged with possession of

(07:35):
a prohibited weapon. That's crazy, drop your weapon, prohibited weapon.
M getting maced with that shit? You get pink eye? Sorry,
wrong one. Have you ever spelled that stuff? No? I haven't, brother.
It's horrible, is it bad? It smells so much worse

(07:55):
than poop, really, And that's why I think it is
commendable that they are prosecuting this guy, because that ship smells.
It's I can't even I mean, it resembles a poop smell, right,
it's just like not not even not even like like
if I knew somebody who's poop smelled like this, I

(08:17):
wouldn't be a part of their life. Let's put it
that way, all right. It's wretched. So take like a
this is the best way to describe it. You You
you take an elevator and you put three gorillas in it, okay,
and you just slide bf five layer of burritos under
the door once every few hours, and then you cut
them off and you let him die, Okay, And then

(08:40):
you wait a week and then you open up the elevator. Damn,
that's what the that's what the poop spray smells like.
It literally smells like like it smells like a like
a farm and every anem on the farm has an
infected button. That's the best way to That's that that

(09:00):
really is. That is the best way to describe it.
It does not smell humanly. It smells like it smells
like multiple animals with multiple infected butts. It's just a
different smell. I'm intrigued now. It smells like pure farm
like ass. So I used to work in a night club.
It was a mostly urban nightclub, and we had these

(09:24):
gentlemen that would pull up every night and park in
a place where you weren't allowed to park. And the
owner was like, you know, I don't want to tow them,
but I do want to, you know, I want to
fuck with them. Let the air either tirres or do
something to teach them a lesson. So the next week
they had it was like an old I don't know,
it was an old classic car like a t top
on it. I can't remember what kind of was, but

(09:44):
they had the te top open or whatever and they'd
park it and they'd get out. And one night we
had we bought a can of it's called liquid Ass,
and we sprayed it twice just to test it out
amongst them, and we we all like gagging and just
choking and stuff, and we really hate these guys and

(10:05):
we're really just upset about how disrespectful they were when
they park. So right before they came out, we took
the lid off the liquid ass and we dumped the
whole entire bottle in their car. God. Yeah, statue limitations
in that one. But they all got in it and
they started it, and then one dude got out and
he was like, you start throwing up, You throw up

(10:26):
all along inside the car.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
He's like, goddamn barnyard. God damn boy, got here, baryard.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
It smells like a hostile animal. Should report it, like
their air vents should drink it. You know, I don't
like to make decisions for the show without including both
of us, so I need to There's something I've really
been getting into and I need to know as a

(10:58):
as a team, if we support this operation. It's the
band's sleep token. Okay, what's your feelings. There's one song
of theirs I like a lot. The rest of them
I could do without. I don't mind him. Well, I
really like sleep Token And I think, are you familiar
with just like their their lore and stuff, how they're

(11:18):
all anonymous and yeah, they don't even have names their
whole the whole fucking story whatever, you know, It's it's
pretty cool. Yeah, And I started reading about that a
few nights ago, and pretty cool, pretty cool. Yeah, they're
I think, what's the song that Emergence? That's a song,
like it's really fucking good. Yeah, that's the only one

(11:42):
of theirs that I've really really liked, and the rest
of them just like, Eh, it's the singer's kind of
it's kind of weird. Yeah, he's kind of got a
different voice. Yeah, it's almost kind of whiny, but it's good.
But it's yeah, it's really to me. It's really like
he has his moments where I'm just like, oh my god,
what I think the thing I can mostly identify identifying

(12:04):
his voices, I feel like there's genuine pain in that
man's heart of some kind. You just got a very
unique like it's that's what I can't decidify. Like, I'll
listen to a song, and it seems like if anytime
I hear it, I'm just like, I just hear it's
like it's really weird, but I kind of like it
and I kind of don't. Yeah, I uh, the music

(12:25):
always sounds really fucking horny too. Yeah. Well, they did
a over the weekend. They did a show. Maybe it
was right before the weekend, but he did a the
lead singer, which his names, they call him Vessel Vessel, Yeah,
he covered what's uh, it's a Bruce Springsteen song, I'm
just Dancing in the dark. Yeah, dancing in the dark,

(12:46):
maybe that's what it's called. But you can hear the
pain that guy's voice while he's singing it. And if
if you are a sleep Token fan, get on TikTok
and look up uh sleep Token Bruce Springsteen cover. And
there's this one girl who's like first or second row,
and it feels like she filmed it with her own eyeballs.
It's just cool, incredible. You can see just how obscure

(13:09):
he is, and you can just see like all of
his emotion going into the music. It's a really powerful,
really powerful cover. And that song dancing in the Yeah,
is that what it's called? I have no idea this
guns for her. Yeah, but that song is about the

(13:30):
pressure of constantly pumping out commercialized radio music and how
you would rather just essentially dance in the dark with
no money and be poor and all that opposed to
just giving into the the music industry and selling out
and stuff like that. And it felt like it was

(13:52):
kind of symbolic of maybe what they're going through right now.
There's just a lot of pressure to I think there'd
be immense amount of pressure on those anyways, just with
their anonymity and stuff like that, and kind of it's
such a sure it's difficult to not be able to
go out in public, you know, I can't get to
Walmart and buy a fucking flashlight or whatever. But then

(14:13):
also it's just as difficult to constantly be undercover. Very interesting, man,
you guys are cool looking to him. And at the
very end of Emergence was a saxophone solo and that's
Gabby from Bill Murray. He did the saxophone solo at
the end of that song, which pretty cool, A little
fun fact. Interesting, so she's not anonymous. She was up

(14:34):
pretty open that she get to do a feature on
It was pretty very pretty and she's a babe. She's
super talented. How many hot chicks play saxophone? That's even
makes it even hotter. My wife doesn't play saxophone, but
she plays skin flute. About that one. All right, here's
a quick break for our new sponsor, skin flute. How

(14:58):
was that a great sponsor? Yeah, all right, we're talking
about Cannibal Island and for a generation of people that
loves to eat ass, I'm sure you guys will be
completely glued to this episode. No, this is I didn't.
This is the first I've ever heard about this. Have
you ever heard about this before? Is it the one

(15:20):
that one of the Rockefellers went to? You know, I
don't think I didn't. I didn't read anything about that.
This is an experiment. I think it was a Rockefeller Okay,
I'm thinking to like the fucking one of those tribe
islands that know, this is different the No, I don't
know about this. Then, in the early nineteen thirties, Joseph
Stalin's Soviet Union was a place I mean they had

(15:41):
a lot of I mean they is ruled by fear,
complete famine, paranoia. Millions of people had already perished in
the the engineered famine of Ukraine. The hold more and
the entire families that were almost it was almost like
a Holocaust scenario, but entire our families were dragged off

(16:01):
to gulags for the crime of simply owning too many
cows or speaking loudly against the state or the government.
But yeah, man, and owning too many cows is is wrong.
I don't want to be right, where's the cutoff? We
went to young to Dairy yesterday. We took the kids

(16:21):
and Sophie took her boyfriend, which is the first time
he's ever done anything with us. And we were in
the We're looking at the animals and stuff, and there's
cows and you've been there before, right, Yeah, they get
the pens for all the baby animals and you can
walk around, but then kind of at a little more
than arms of length, but definitely in viewing distance are

(16:41):
the like the actual milking cows, right. And I was
standing there and they're kind of doing their you know,
they're wrapping up for the night or whatever. And I
was just like, yeah, man, this is gonna be awesome,
and he's like yeah, he just kind of like didn't
know what I was talking about, and he starts at
a walk with is my daughter's boyfriend. He's like twelve

(17:02):
or thirteen. I was like, hey, stay here with me.
He's like okay. I was like, I paid extra for
me and you. We get to milk the cows, we
get to milk the bulls. He just like stood there,
just completely silent, for like thirty fucking seconds. And he's like,
I don't I don't think I really know how to

(17:23):
milk a cow. And I said, yeah, they teach you
how to milk one, dude, I've done this plenty of times,
and you get to try the milk when you're done,
it's awesome. He looked like he was gonna fucking pass out, uh,
drinking raw milk, fucking fresh with fucking nipple scabs and shit.
I finally my wife's like, Nick, leave him alone. She's like,

(17:46):
come on, and she took him away from me, told him.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
I'm milking these cows with her without you, boy.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Weather, without you. That's all right. What history buried for
a long time, decades and decades. It's kind of, by
far one of the most grotesque government experiments in human
survival that I've never heard anything worse. I mean, there's
Obviously there's been atrosities committed over the years by other

(18:19):
foreign governments, but in terms of Russia, it doesn't get
much worse than this. They call this the Nazino or
it's not Nazi but it's spelled Nazi Nazi and o
so Nazeno affair, better known as Cannibal Island, and this
began in nineteen thirty three as part of Stalin's plan

(18:39):
to get rid of what they call socially harmful elements.
And they are doing this in Moscow and Leningrad, mainly beggars,
petty criminals, ex prisoners, and sometimes just ordinary people without
their pay, without their papers in order. They were rounded

(19:02):
up in mass and police they swept through the cities
like a vacuum, cramming trains full of these people, these
unwanted individuals. The official line from the government or the
state was that these people were unreliable citizens who would
be resettled in Siberia where they would form productive colonies

(19:25):
and contribute to building communism. A lot of the research
I found a lot of people say, oh, this sounds
oddly familiar to what they're trying to do right now.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Don't talk about Greenland and you just send everybody there
to make fucking license plates and fuck each other.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I don't think that's true, but fuck at each other
as sending them to Greenland. No, I don't matter where
I'm at. I'm fucking dude, Greenland, blue Land, red Land, Iceland.
I don't give a ship. In reality, it was one
way trip to hell. This was not what these people thought.
This is not where they thought they were going.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Historians I still debate though, was this incompetence was a
bureaucratic cruelty or was it something even worse than that?
There was it was a carefully designed test to see
how humans behave when stripped of everything, reduced to base
animal survival. Is that what they were trying to accomplish,

(20:31):
which I'm pretty certain that's what it was. It's like
a fucking Lord of the flies and shit, it's worse
than that. As we dig into the details here, I
know that sometimes we tell some stories on here that
can get it can get a little tough to listen to,
and this is definitely one of those episodes. I'll warn
you now if you gotta you have kids in the
area with you, Well, congratulations because you have made an

(20:54):
excellent choice by letting them listen to one of the
best podcasts to ever Grace, Apple, i iTunes, and Spotify
all of it. Congratulations, but you might not want to
have them around for this one. But if they've heard worse,
fuck it, we'll let it rip together, just like mynderwear
last night. They're probably not paying attention anyway. Everybody sitting

(21:15):
in the back fooking then, and a bunch of money
on roebucks. My my daughter went to a birthday today
and the little girl got like fucking fifty thousand dollars
in roebucks or roebucks or something like that. Fuck everybody
brought her roebucks. I do want Cohls cash for my birthday,
but find that the whole thing so fucking weird. But hey,

(21:38):
I try to explain it to my kids. They'll get
birthday money. Well. The one year, I think Paisley had
like sixty some like sixty bucks in cash for her
birthday and she's like, I want rope If I give
you this money, can I have Roebucks? And I was like,
you want you want sixty dollars of roebucks is what
you want? And she said, yes, I want all of

(21:59):
it in Roebuck of Roebucks. I said, I want you
to think about this, this decision you're making. This money
you have in your hand can be used for buying food,
paying for shelter, paying to keep the lights on. Money
can do a lot of things. Money can pay a
doctor to heal you when you're sick. Money can be

(22:21):
used to make sure your animals are taken care of
when they're not feeling well. And you want to take
your money and you want to buy Roebucks. You want
to be able to make your character a different color.
And you're going to spend money that you could be
using on taking your family out to a nice dinner
or going to a museum, going to the orchestra. You

(22:44):
want to take that money and you want to spend
it on Roebucks. And she said, yeah, all sixty of
it please. It is just like if you could, just
if you could just hurry up. I need it now. Like, well,
I don't have sixty dollars my bank account, so I
take this to the bank real quick. All right, you
gotta deal with that. We'll get those roebucks in your

(23:05):
account as soon as possible. God, dude, like you know,
sometimes I'm you know sometimes when that paycheck hits on Friday,
I'm like, thank god, it gets a little fucking lean
around here that they get like a weekly, they get
like a monthly. I think we give them like five
dollars a month for roebucks, but it's it's automated, And dude,

(23:26):
they're like fucking crackheads where that five dollars hits their
their robut their robox roadblocks account. I guess more than roebucks.
Jes Dude, there's a new skin where I can have
a really really small head in the game and it's
kind of cool. Dude. I and my older kids, their
characters look like fucking aborted feet there. They're off, they're

(23:48):
horrific looking, they're god, they're all. They're terrifying. That's my
one son he has He has a big body and
a super tiny head, and I'm like, why the fuck's
your head so small? It looks like a fucking turd
with eyeballs crawling around. It's disgusting that he starts laughing
and what is that thing? It literally looks like a
fucking turd mixed with a slug. And they got it

(24:10):
wearing wedding dresses and ship and lipstick. It wasn't they
have like just basic It's like a smiley face like
on a head. It's literally the most generic facial features.
They do that brain rot ship. Yeah, O love a dude.
My wife does it with him, and I'm like, I'll
just be listening. She'll be on her phone out here
like ching ching ching ching ching, and she's fucking collecting

(24:32):
brain rots or whatever. I don't don't know, and the
like one time last week I call I call her
every time when I get off work. I you know,
I got it over an hour commute. I call her, Hey,
I'm off work, I'm heading on. I'm talking to her
and she's not answering. I'm like, hellouly, I keep talking
nothing nothing other. I can hear the ps five like

(24:53):
chi ching cha chan, chi ching chi chan. I'm like,
are you playing robox? She's like yeah. I just hung
up on her, and she called me back. She's like,
why the fact that you hang up on me? I
was like, you're playing robots and you're not listening. You're
not answering, right, Like, give me a little bit of
courtesy here, I'm cutting off your rope. You've hung up

(25:13):
on me. Five hundred and sixty million times in the
past twenty years. I've never hung up on you. It's
my turn. I'll turn off your Roebucks supply. Yep. I'll
fucking no longer put any money in that account for
fucking roebucks. Check will bounce. On May fourteenth, nineteen thirty three,

(25:37):
approximately six thousand of these deportees were offloaded into a
tiny speck of land into the ob River, a swampy,
mosquito choked wasteland called Nazino Island. They had no tools,
they had no shelter, They had no way to fish
or farm. All they had were guards with guns orders

(25:59):
to keep them from escaping in sacks of raw flower
dumped into the dumped onto the muddy ground. What happened
over the next few weeks would earned this place its
rightful name, which is Cannibal Island. Nazino Island itself was
barely three kilometers long, or kilometers however you want to
pronounce it. What's that in freedom units? Yeah, I don't know.

(26:19):
About four hundred and fifty five thousand French fries, three
point five million hot dogs. Fucking love that, dude, I
love it. Tim Robbinson, I fucking loved Tim Robbinson. God,
he's so funny. So it was a little more than
a sand bank surrounded by the icy ob river. That
the terrain though it was mud, it was swamp. It

(26:40):
was tangled in forests, crawling with insects, and but the
climate was wonderful. At night, the temperature dropped below freezing.
During the day, the sun boiled the marsh in a
cloud of mosquitoes. Oh fuck, dude, that sucks. They just
dropped off six thousand people with bags of flower man.

(27:01):
They're just hitting that fucking dry creator or that protein
they just gave him, flowered all fuck hitting shots of it.
Survivors later said it was impossible to sleep if the
cold didn't gnault you, the swarms of biting insects did.
When the barges unloaded the deporties, the guards barked orders

(27:22):
and shoved them onto the shore. The people were dressed
in rags, city clothes with holes worn through them, shoes
that were falling apart. Some had been plucked off the
Moscow streets just days before, guilty of only not carrying
their identification. This would be the same as one of
us here in America getting pulled over for rolling through

(27:43):
a stop sign. You don't have your driver's license on you,
so they put you on a goddamn barge. They take
you to a pile of dirt in the middle of
the ocean, you face first into a pile of flowers,
or give you a fucking bag of gold medal or
whatever that flowers called, and they leave your ass there
as wild. And many of these people were extremely weak already.

(28:06):
We're talking old men, sickly women, sick sick humans, children
who had been swept up with their parents. And then
there was the food. And I'm not exaggerating this wild
all they gave them for sacks of white flower dropped
in piles, not even food, eat flowers, and they irrationed

(28:30):
it out without utensils, no pots, no stoves, no firewood.
Some of the people there tried mixing it with the
river water and swallowing the paste. Wall other stuffed handfuls
of dry flower into their mouths, only to choke and
collapse as it congealed in their throats. Dysentery began immediately

(28:52):
spreading like wildfire. And for those of you that don't
know what dysentery is, blink one A two has a
song called dysentery gear and if you listen to that,
it'll explain all about it. It's pretty much shitting your
fucking ass to death. Yeah, shooting so much your asshole
falls off. You didn't think your asshole could fall off.

(29:13):
Just get a little. This is the nicest way to
put it. Dysenteria is when you're fucking asshole, Like your
butt stops doing what it's supposed to do now, like
regulating poop from coming out. You know, if you got
shit and you're not in your back, you're like, okay,
let's uh, let's hunker down for a second. Tightened up
DYSENTERI your buttholes just like nope, everybody come on through.

(29:34):
Just turnstyle, everybody, come on. We're everybody shitting today. And
I know that some of you are maybe getting a
little choked up right now thinking about me, because I
think I've told you guys before, I died about seventeen
times in the Oregon Trail from dysentery, right, But this
episode doesn't bother me that badly because this is from

(29:55):
nineteen thirty three, so I will be okay. And the
guards how you're thinking, oh, well, there was some government
oversight there were guards there. The guards had no interest
in helping anybody. Their job was not to protect or provide,
but to make sure no one left the island. Their
armored rifles and whips, and they stood watch as chaos unfolded.

(30:18):
Survivors later claimed that some guards even laugh when prisoners
beg for help. Other guards were accused of trading scraps
of bread or tobacco in exchange for sexual favors, or
simply took what they wanted by force. Within days, society
on Nazino Island or Cannibal Island disintegrated, strong prede on

(30:39):
the weak, sharks and guppies. The tale as old as time.
Gangs formed and the whispers began circulating of the unthinkable,
which was some of the people had almost immediately resorted
to eating flesh. Tell you what, buddy, I did a

(31:02):
little research into this to see what is if I died.
You know, you're you're down on your luck, right, you
don't have any groceries you need to eat me, I'm
still kind of fresh. Where would you start, Like, what
would be like if you had to? You're feeding your family,
you know, you're celebrating your anniversary, and you got to
cut me up, what what? What piece of meat? Where

(31:24):
would you start? Probably maybe like the fucking the back
or a leg. Cut your brisket off, coat it and flour.
Oh it is here a country fry. Me a country
fried country fried biscuit, not brisket, country flied nick flank.

(31:50):
So I did a little bit of research and the
we talked about the Japanese cannibal, one Timewa. He claimed
the most delectable. The cheek's delici. The neck, Yeah, there's
not a lot of meat there. He also said the
tongue was very delicious. Those the neck and a tongue
were actually a bit of a sweet meat. It's weird.

(32:10):
And for those of you wondering, I have the absolute
sweetest meat of all. So no need to continue to
ponder on that. Right on his neck, right on my neck,
I've also heard. I also read that a lot of
people say that the palms are quite a delectable cut
of meat. So weird. So the much like a cow.

(32:33):
When you think about a cow, all of the super
muscly areas like the like their butt cheeks and stuff.
A butt cheek may taste good, there's too much muscle
in there, there's too much. There's too much dense muscle,
so that would be that would be tough. You want
to you want to go for a place of the
body that has muscle, but but the muscle doesn't get

(32:54):
used a whole lot. Okay, So I mean I only
know it was kind of fucked up, But a baby
would taste good. Like if you had to if you
had to pick between veal. Yeah, right, if you pick
between like he a pick of the litter and you
got a you got my old, decrepit ass who's kind

(33:16):
of muscled out from k around my fat carcass for
all these years, versus a some fresh succulent meat. Yeah,
it's just it's just fucking tender. But I promise, dude,
you could put my tongue on a cracker. You'd be
so happy with the decisions that you made. Good. Have
you ever had bone marrow? I don't think so. I

(33:38):
have a I have a buddy that swears it is
the most delicious thing that you'll ever eat. Really interesting.
Put it on a cracker or something just seems weird.
Does just scraping out a fucking bone to get anything
inside of there. I've had ham salad that's pretty good.
That's pretty much the same thing anything in salad form,
fucking macaroni salad, broccoli salad. Have you had pink ham salad?

(34:01):
I believe so. Yeah, Oh my god, I don't recall it,
but I'm pretty sure I've bought it from like a
fucking some sort of a market before. I was curious.
You guys got a bronxton't you? Occasionally? Usually? Sometimes? Yeah,
if next time you're in there, tell me you want some
of the ham salad. And if they give it to
you it's not pink, send it back because it's got
to be pink. It's gonna what other color does it?

(34:22):
I've never had any color besides pink. Okay, it's green.
I'm gonna sit it. I just don't want them playing
a trick on you. I want I want you to
get the most authentic ham saladkay, possible? All right? Uh.
Starvation set in nearly immediately. Those are strong enough to
try to forage. They're chewing grass, they're eating roots or

(34:45):
bark stripped from trees like monkeys. Hey, you could do
that bark. But it was May in Siberia, and nothing
edible grew in abundance. The flower dwindled fast, and either
it was wasted, stolen, or hoarded by gangs. The first
corpses came pretty quickly. People weakened by diarrhea, exhaustion, and

(35:07):
exposure simply collapsed in the mud and never rose again.
I mentioned eating somebody covered in diarrhea. It tastes like shit.
Even worse than that is your family gets your death
certificate back doesn't say like heart diseases, diarrhea, you w
a fucking awful way to die.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
He died the way he loved to live. Pooping e
white Castle won too many white castles. White Castle doesn't
give me diarrhea. The only restaurant I eat at that
gives me diarrhea's taco bell. Really yeah, buddy, man, I
have waffle House will do me in, but I love

(35:49):
it too much to not not eat waffle House. I
think that's a really good point to stop for a
second and make our announcement that the official restaurant of
the Brohio podcast is a waffle house. Absolutely absolutely, there
is not a single time or a single day that
I would not go to waffle House. As someone said, hey,
let's go to waffle house, I never say, you know what,

(36:10):
I'm not feeling that right now. You had a you
had a You've had a really long you have you
had you woke up at eight thirty. You know, you're
you're running around all day. You had a light lunch.
You know, you may have had a chicken salad on
a croissant and a diet coke and a bag of pretzels. Yeah,
and he just running and run around. Here it is
ten thirty at night, and you just look at your
wife and you say, Babe, we haven't eaten all fucking day.

(36:31):
I'm starving. You go to waffle house, you haven't eaten
all day? What are you getting a drink? To start with?
You're asking me now, Yeah, I mean it depends. I'm
either gonna get a fucking either water, So typically just
get water rough fucking doctor p okay. Then Harriet walks up,
she says, yeah, what can I get for tonight? What

(36:51):
are you ordering?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Now? Me?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Every single time, I'm going ham and cheese omelet bottle
house and fucking fucking the best omelets in the world,
and I'm getting a double order hash browns. I don't
know the fucking waffle house terms. I don't ham cheese
onions panos and birch chili. Boy, that's why a lot

(37:15):
after birch chili will fun you up. But it's so good.
I go all Star, all Stars, good pecan waffle. I
go hash browns with alpanos cheese chili, hell yeah. And
then I go, uh cinnamon raisin toast. Nice call. And
I go scrambled eggs with cheese, because there's scrambled eggs
are so freaking good. But don't don't get it twisted.

(37:39):
I'm still getting a fridge cigarette. Bring me a diet
coke with with that. That's what I want. I do,
enjoy a good diet coke, man, My wife will, man.
That's what I like. What I love the most about
waffle house is not only is it dinner in a
show usually because people that come in there they don't

(38:00):
even care. That's how they get the birch chilli right
scoop it out of the toilet. But what I like
about it is no matter which one you go to,
the only thing that's gonna vary is your service. The
food itself always tastes the same, no matter which one
you fucking go to, the consistency and the you know
and what they use and how they cook it. It's
always there, so my omelet at your location will taste

(38:21):
exactly like mine. Or if I go Stateside, I will
say the other day when I went there, the guy
cooking was a recently demoted manager, okay, and he had
something to prove okay, and he was telling everybody in
the store about it. He's like, you know, when I
was a manager, that stuff wouldn't fly. This is how
you do it, you know. And he just the scrambled
eggs and cheese he cook for me. I could have

(38:43):
walked behind the counter and grabbed him on the crotch
and made out with him.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
They were that good. Yeah, scrambled eggs. It's the best, man,
I like it. I like whenever you going one that
cooks smoking a cigarette, it's yeah, fucking going hard that
in my eggs. I don't care the grill. Dude fucking
do me and daddy fucking me up. Official restaurant of

(39:07):
the Brohio podcast a waffle house. The only time I
wouldn't stay or I would leave is if there was
a white cook. If there was a white cook, I
don't want it. Get me the fuck out of here.
Get me if there ain't a brother back there, Man,
in the fucking ones and twos with spatula, dog, I
don't want it. No good, No, that's with any place.
They're not just there. Yeah, they season their food, and

(39:28):
I don't want white people cooking for me. Man, did
they Did you even mack this fucking cheese? You dumb bitch. God. Now,
with no means to bury the dead, the bodies were
left where they fell, bloating in the sun, swarm by flies.
Within a week, the island reeked of dead, rotting corpses. Yummy.

(39:49):
And then the shift happened. Not the ship. The ship
had already happened. This ship was there. Everyone had already
shipped their self to death by this point. Witnesses recalled
seeing a man crouched over a corpse, sawing strips of
flesh from the thighs with a knife. Another survivor described
a woman who hacked the calves from a dead body,
boiled the meat in a tin, and shared it with others.

(40:14):
At first, people recoiled in horror, but as the days
dragged on and on and on, and hunger deepened, more
follow the path of cannibalism. The island became a place
of whispered bargains, meat passed from hand to hand exchange
for tobacco protection or simply survival. Some didn't even wait

(40:37):
for the bodies to cool. Eyewitnesses described people ambushing the weak,
cutting off pieces of flesh while their victims were still alive.
A survivor remembered quote, they tied a young girl to
a tree. They cut her breasts, her muscles, everything they
could eat while she was still alive. They were hung

(41:00):
they had to eat. By the end of the second week,
cannibalism was no longer rare. It was rampant. It was
the norm for the island. Could imagine eating a tit, dude, Aye, buddy,
I eat titties last night, twelve thirty am. I ate
a whole box of titties. I bet a titty tastes
real good. I'd a fucking baker's dozen of titties. She said,

(41:23):
you fool, said no, I can't give me mot dude.
I bet a tit would taste good, though, I bet
it would. It's a big old fucking bag of fat.
Year's a holding milk kind of sweetens it a little bit,
right right. I think it'd be the same as like

(41:45):
like a pork butt or something. Dude, So yeah, put
some dry rub on it, just drunk rub a tit,
pick it up by the nip. Now, dry is good
for barbecuing, but not good for tits. Well's we don't

(42:05):
know yet. If you know a tit tastes like, send
us an email. Brohiopodcast at gmail dot com. Hashtag titty boy.
We will discuss in Dallas, Texas. Now, it's tempting to
think that the horror of all this was spontaneous. It
was an accident of poor planning. But many survivors and
even some Soviet officials who later investigated, believed it was deliberate.

(42:28):
It was an experiment orchestrated by the regime. Why else
were they dumped thousands of people on an island with
no means of arrival except for bags of flower exactly,
which is it's essentially a food that's impossible to eat
without cooking. It really is here, eat this. And this
was not the first time that the Soviets had toyed

(42:50):
with human lives under the guise of social engineering. The
Gulags themselves were experiments in breaking down human beings into
obedient servants and tools. Psychiatric hospitals were filled with dissonance
subjected to drugs and treatments. Will call them designed to
erase their own will. There were even rumors these were

(43:13):
never proven, that Soviet scientists studied cannibalism in controlled settings,
watching how starvation would rewire the human brain. The Nazeno affair,
cannibal cannibal Island, it kind of fits neatly into that,
into that pattern. If it were a test, it revealed
a pretty god awful truth. Under starvation and tearror, human

(43:35):
beings would become predatorial. Morality collapses, civilization is stripped away
in days, and that's a really scary thing to think
about for us now. For instance, we acted an ass
of ourselves when we were running out of toilet paper
a few years ago. Crazy man society was essentially breaking down.

(43:57):
We all thought we couldn't wipe our asses. Women fighting
in grocery aisles. I went to Costco for a toilet
paper shipment. There were women fighting, physically throwing one another
around over toilet paper. Crazy and I walked down towards
the toilet paper and I walked back and my wife said,
did you get any? And I was empty handed, and

(44:18):
I said, does a fucking look like I got any
They're down there biting one another over toilet paper. Yeah,
I'm here to tell you I just didn't wipe my ass.
If you have a good old fashioned Batman comic book
or uh an Arthur coloring book, you can wipe your
ass with either one of those. Right an oven mitt

(44:42):
callousy hand, a Luca libre mask. I've got one right here.
I can wipe my ass for that.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Wash it.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
No, you don't mean it's Mexic from Mexico. That's true.
They don't wash anything there. We've been there. They don't
wash sh it. No part we went to they watched nothing.
But that's what I'm saying is as a society, we
are too. We're a bad solar flare or a down

(45:12):
power grid, and two weeks away from just complete anarchy.
In this experiment, they're eating one another after a week,
two weeks they've resorted to only eating one another. There
is not enough. I'm telling you. If society does break down,

(45:35):
we call people that horror their store stuff. We call
them crazy. They might be onto something. I know they're
onto something. They're gonna be better prepared than everybody else.
Whenever something bad does happen. Absolutely absolutely. I wish I
could do something like that, but I would eat it
like I love rice, So you know, if I kept rice,
I would eat it cans of beans and shit. Yeah,

(45:57):
I mean, I got a dick built like a can
of beans. You know, I'm Cannabians, dude. One of my
dreams is to have a doomsday shelter. I always take
that really cool. Whenever I see somebody has one, like
a fucking hatch in their backyard, you go.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Down in it.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
A nice one, yeah, A nice one. Yeah, And I
just think that'd be cool. If I had a nice
enough one right now, I would just hang out in it. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying exactly. There's this one video this
guy that I see on TikTok. He's got like a
it's like a doomsday shelter that he's He goes down
the ladder and he's got to lay on like a
mine cart and not too much work. He like rolls

(46:31):
himself on his stomach and he gets to like a
little door and he does a little lock and opens
his tiny door and he walks in and there's a
fucking doomsday shelter. Fine, and I'm like, dude, that's cool
as fuck. Man, I want one of those. I love
to do that, it'd be great. So the guards they
kept meticulous notes though, recording the numbers of the dead,
the outbreaks of violence, the amounts of cannibalism. Some historians

(46:52):
do do you argue that these records were part of
a study, a grotesque kind of research, into the limits
of survival and the usefulness of fear. They want to
know what that limit was for humans to kind of
like cast away all of their good judgment and cast
away essentially their morality. The result was a nightmare. There

(47:15):
were gangs roaming the island, armed with makeshift clubs, knives,
stolen weapons. They hunted the week like animals. Women were
passed around, traded or just outright murdered. Men vanished into
the forest and re emerged days later with strips of
flesh dangling from sticks. Jeez, Cannibal Island was no longer
a metaphor. It was a reality for all these people.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Man.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
By late May, less than two weeks after arrival, the
population of Nazino Island had already begun to collapse. Out
of roughly six thousand deporties, thousands were dead, or missing.
Disease swept through the survivor's dysentery, pneumonia, infections from untreated wounds.

(48:01):
One survivor remembered watching his friend collapse. Instead of mourning,
others rushed to the body and began carving. My God,
he said, I saw people cutting pieces of flesh from corpses.
He later uh, he said, they terrified. God, was that
right is kicking in? They carried it to their fires

(48:22):
and cooked it fires. Of course, we're not meant to
be there. Guards were instructed to punish anyone caught lighting
a fire, but small groups they would risk it for
the biscuit. Baby. They're huddling around tiny flames, boiling pots
of human meat and stolen tins.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
And boy, amen, you passed me in.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Another slice a butt.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Pass me and another slash of that titty mussel where
that baby actor was walking around or whatever, slaughtering him
so fucking hungry, you're gonna even more of a flower.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I wish they'd do something like this in Kentucky. I'm
sure they do make a really good reality television show
This Island Cannibal Island. Yeah, like you could like vote
on like what you think is gonna happen. Yeah, I
don't know, there's definitely something there or the viewers at

(49:27):
home could try the meat or whatever. You can get
up like a box. You get a you get a
box every every week that correlates with the episode. You
know the episodes are pre Yeah, uh, they're pre taped.
You get a box of random meat and then you
you cook at the night of the show and you
get to eat the meat while they're eating it on
the television show. It's like you're watching it, so you

(49:49):
know they taste the episode. Yeah, that's cool. You know Brandt,
he's on there and he's eating fucking ankle, he's eating
achilles tendon. And then you and your family like, oh,
let's go to try let's see what Day's like. Yeah,
what a fucking weird reality. That would be little jar diarrhea.
So you could just crack it so you can smell

(50:09):
what they're smelling out there, like, oh, that's nick last week.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Day always says me, this swing it looks like there's
a jar baby food.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
What is this? I swear to God, if anyone ever
sends me a jar diarrhea, it'd be the last thing
they ever do. They'd be getting one back twice over.
Thing is like, when I have diarrhea, I'm in no
position to want to do anything typically like there's never

(50:43):
like oh I should put this in the envelope and
saying a rob dog. I'm just like, please, God, take me.
If this is how you want me to go from
fucking dysentery in twenty twenty five, just take me. I
should put fucking diarrhea in a Manila envelope. Just put
a stamp on it, all right, Like to mail this, please,

(51:05):
I put two stamps on there. I really make sure
it gets where it's going, was it? When you fucking
send something, you have to get a signature on it,
delivery confirmation, Like I need to make sure this gets
a signature and to make sure whoever I'm sending it

(51:27):
to is the one that gets that. The country crock
container full of diarrhea. The flower ran out, though sadly
and not the marijuana flower. We're talking about the white
fucking shit you make with. People began stealing clothing and
shoes from the dead. Naked bodies littered the river banks,
gnawed to the bone. Oh God, some floated downstream half eaten.

(51:52):
At night, the screams carried across the water, people being chased,
being slaughtered, being eaten alive. Am, This is not a
made up story. This is a real experiment in Soviet Russia.
Baby wild fucking Vladimir Putin. Dude. The guards, they didn't
provide much assistance. They only intervened. The only time they

(52:14):
intervened was to stop people from escaping. Anyone who tried
to swim across the icy river was shot or dragged back,
half drowned, and left to die in the mud. One
report mentioned that guards forcing prisoners to strip naked and
lie face down the dirt, and then beating them until
blood poured from their noses and their mouths. One of

(52:37):
the most disturbing were the stories of meat camps. There
were little circles of survivors who deliberately hunted others. They
targeted the weakest, old men, children, and especially young women.
These group tied victims to trees, mutilated them, and left
them alive long enough to ensure the meat stayed fresh.

(52:58):
The accounts of us are so grotesque they sound like
an urban legend. Yet multiple survivors told the same stories
years later and this, Yeah, there's nothing made up about this.
That's you know, we did the Russian sleep experiment, which was, yeah,

(53:19):
i'd say, a mostly made up story. There's been things
that we've covered over the years that are shrouded in
mystery and shrouded in maybe fiction. There's this is unsealed
in the eighties, this is this really happened this these
there's first hand accounts of what happened on this island.

(53:41):
Imagine mean, just tied to a tree and you're fucking
laying there, bleeding your asses cut off. You're hoping some big,
brawny soldiers gonna walk up and start making out with you,
and then you start this is fucking sawing on your
shining your neck off. I need that, give me that back,
my shit. You ain't a lot of meat in there.

(54:08):
We'd be fine, dude. I mean, we've got some extra
weck butts now right. We're better than they were, for sure.
But all the food, all the disgusting food we put
in our bodies, I couldn't imagine Americans would taste good.
I don't know, man, people like putting your mouth in
the grease trapped McDonald's. Yeah. Yeah, And sometimes you get

(54:28):
caught up in that tornado of paycheck to paycheck. What
if there's a way to get you access to your
money while you earn it. That's what our friends that
earn in can help you do. Up to one hundred
and fifty dollars a day, with a max of seven
hundred and fifty dollars between pay periods. You just download
the earning app and add your info, then start accessing
your pay as you work, and you leave an optional

(54:51):
tip to help keep the app running for everybody. Any
money you access plus tips are automatically repaid from your
next paycheck. Maybe you get a flat tire a couple
of days before pay day, where your kids get sick,
I don't know, need some groceries to help you know,
stock the stock the cabinets till your paycheck comes. Earn
In can help you access your money while you earn

(55:12):
it before your employers says you have it. It's it
doesn't get an any more simple than that, guys, And
the best part no interest, no credit check, and no
mandatory fees. Earn In's mission is to make financial momentum
accessible to everyone. So do like I did and get
access to your pay earlier. You just download the earn
and app today. E. A. R. N I in the

(55:34):
Google Play or Apple lap store. When you download the
earn and app, they're gonna say, how'd you hear about us?
You're gonna select podcasts and type in the Brohio podcast.
That's gonna do tremendous wonders for us here at the
Brohio podcast. Earn In is a financial technology company, not
a bank. Access limits are based on your earnings and
risk factors to your cash outs. Take one to two
business days with no mandatory fees. Expert I transfers available

(55:56):
for a fee, Tips or volunteering don't affect the service.
Available in states, terms and restrictions apply. Is it earn
in dot com. For full details, download earn in now
and take control of your pay We definitely probably taste
more buttery than most people are ound the world. That's
butters flavor, baby. Absolutely absolutely. We're like the fucking a
five wagou of people, right, I would assume we probably

(56:18):
taste better than you know, ninety percent of the world.
I got a fucking four hundred thousand dollars dry age
nut right here. Did you see that thing I posted
on Facebook about calling somebody that you know doesn't shave
their balls? Yeah, I did see that, would you who
would you call? So the question was you put on Facebook?

(56:39):
They're the child for one billion dollars. You gotta call
somebody and they have to answer on the first try.
There's one catch though, This one has to be a
person that you know does not shave their balls. Man,
I'm just gonna help you. My dad's phone number. I
don't That's why that was gonna be my initial response.

(57:01):
But I don't. Let me. Let me go through my
phone real quick, give me a second. My dad would
be like, surprise, been shaving the balls. I got these
long balls. Let's see here, I.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Got these long ass motherfucking balls.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
I know I have to have somebody in here that
fucking that. I just know how some hairy balls, rancid nuts.
Jersey Pete, he called Jersey Pete. He always answers when
I call. Yeah, I bet he doesn't shave his balls either. Well,
you know, he's got thick, curly Italian hair like it's

(57:39):
just like a mask, just real dense. So the horror
of Nazino Island didn't stay secret forever. Local villagers and
even some lower level officials were horrified by what they saw.
Barges ferried the dead away by hundreds corpses stacked like cordwood.
When investigators finally arrived in July, two months after this

(58:01):
thing started, what they found was a wasteland of corpses
and survivors who looked more like skeletons than human beings.
Of the six thousand deportees, over four thousand people died.
Less than two thousand people were still alive. By the
time the colony was officially dissolved. Most of those were
barely cleaning the life, their bodies scarred, their minds shattered.

(58:25):
Eyewitnesses described men and women who no longer spoke, who
simply stared into the distance, rocking back and forth like
broken dolls. The Soviet's response was not compassion, and it
was actually denial. Reports were buried, witnesses silenced, Survivors who
tried to speak openly often disappeared into gulags, never to

(58:49):
be heard from again. The official records remained locked away
until the late nineteen eighties, when the collapse of the
USSR allowed researchers to dig into the archives. What they
unco were decades in decades of whispered rumors, Nazeno Island
was real and Cannibal Island had in fact actually existed,

(59:12):
but the speculation it persists that the Soviets ran similar
colonization experiments elsewhere. There were remote settlements where deportees were
dumped with little or no supplies, places where starvation, cannibalism,
and just pure chaos and madness erupted, but never reached
into the history books. Could maybe Nazeno or Cannibal Island

(59:37):
is just one of the ones we know about. It
could have happened dozens and hundreds of more times than
what we actually know. How many other forgotten islands or
frozen forest or hidden goolog camps that we just never
found out about when the USSR was kind of dissolved
and beyond survival. What of the Soviet obsession with breaking here?

(01:00:01):
I don't between the Soviets and the Nazis, there was
and even the Japanese what was it Camp seven thirty
one or whatever is the Japanese camp or they would
it would freeze people's body parts and smack them with

(01:00:23):
Night six to see their appendages, shattering ship. That's crazy, dude,
that would hurt man. I mean, you probably wouldn't feel it, But.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Let's I see how many pieceas this is a fact,
bitch of break into it. This is this is Nick
and Rob thousand pieces, thousand pieces each.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
We had to go to Uh. We had to go
to my oldest daughter. She's she's working now and she's like,
can you take me to the salon to get my
eyebrows waxed? Hell? Yeah, I'm like, why do I have
to take you? And she said it's it's a it's
a place like a nail place, but they do ie

(01:01:07):
waxing and stuff, eyebrow waxing and stuff called the wax
pot or some ship. She's like, you have to sign
a form consent from waiverything. Yeah. I was like I will,
but one of these fucking egg rolls gets to my face. Dude,
you can see me turn into Godzilla. I lucked me
an agl and my daughter said, you're you're being She

(01:01:29):
called me racist, which is not like I'll go ask mom.
She called me racist. Nonetheless, I went with her and
we walked in there. It was all seventeen year old
white girls. There was no people from Orion descent. And
I immediately apologized to my daughter. They took good care

(01:01:51):
of her, so I said, to do good job. Right
in their fucking front door. It says Brazilians want one
of those.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
How much you try to get old hair off my
fruit bawl? How much you charged to defuzz my beach?
I want the goot you a baby like. It depends
how long are your balls?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Not as long as my dad's balls. My dad's got
the longest balls. I'm gonna call me the other day
and won a billion dollars from answering.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Tumbling over your tip ah fruit bowl. I love call
my ball sack my frequently. It's great here, but your
fruit ball is not just your balls. Yeah. So if
you take your hand and run it down the smaller
back okay, it starts all the way back there. I'm

(01:02:55):
trying to teach you something, so just give me a second.
I'm trying to learn. If you run your hand now
the small you're back right where your butthole starts, the
top of it. Wait, your butthole starts. No, your butthole,
so don't put don't yeah, are you there? Yeah, don't come,
but everything from the top of your buttthole and then

(01:03:17):
you go down and around the turn, and then it
stops where your penis meets your balls.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
All.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
That's your fruit bowl. That's a lot of real estate. Yeah, buddy,
that's a fucking Shikida herself. Dude. That's the what's the uh,
that's that's the up and down, that's the vertical. What's
the horizontal span of it? Hip? The hip? So it's
your tire, your tire butt cheek. That's just your grundle, man, Okay,
it's just your grundle. Don't get the grundle and the

(01:03:48):
fruit bowl missed up. That's a good way to get
yourself hurt. Yeah, that's that's where you fuck up. You
go one of those places and say, hey, I want
you to knock the dust off my grundle. Yeah, well
you'd be in trouble if you go in there and say,
I'm just trying to get the fuzz off my peach bowl,
my fruit, but get y'all squared away and I need
to do that. That'll hurt. Yeah. But the Nazis and

(01:04:10):
the Russians lots of years of psychiatric torture, starvation trials,
radiation experiments, and this all kind of comes from Stalin's regime.
Nazino Island may not have been an isolated tragedy, but
part of a larger tapestry of cruelty, of just god
awful experiments. And one of the most chilling aspects of
Nazino Island is how quickly everything unraveled within just days.

(01:04:35):
Ordinary people, tailors, farmers, students, housewives, people that simply forgot
their fucking wallets at home while traveling through the city.
And I do that a lot too, So I don't
ever have my wallet on me anymore. I could have
been hemmed up so fast. Do you do tap to
pay on your phone? Yeah, like I don't even take
my walk, I use my watch. I don't even use
my phone anymore. Yeah, but it just there's never. I

(01:04:59):
don't never have my wallet on me anymore. Now you
don't really need it anymore. Although I did get this
cool new wallet, I do need to get my air
put an air tag in it. But you can put
an air tag in it, and then it's like a
stand for your phone. Oh yeah, it just goes on
the back a little magnet. Shall look at that about
it being about it's pretty cool, pull your cards in there,
got your fucking IDs.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Launched it and launched it, damn dude. Yeah man, that's
pretty cool. Yeah, it was if a magnet on my
phone is a good idea, though it's I've been using
this one for like three or four years and works perfectly.
I just keep on breaking it though mhm works perfectly
all right. So it it didn't take months of famine

(01:05:48):
or years even of dep deprivation. It took starvation stripped
away humanity almost instantly. The transformation is what makes Cannibell
Island so terrifying. These weren't hardened criminals. These were not
con artists, lifelong monsters, murderers, rapists. These were ordinary Soviet citizens,

(01:06:14):
many guilty of nothing at all, simply plucked from the
streets and shoved onto trains and tossed onto a mud bank.
And within a fucking week they were eating each other.
And I promise you humanity hasn't evolved a whole lot
since then. We've been doing the same thing right now. Absolutely.
The survivor's testimonies read like a fucking Stephen King horror novel.

(01:06:38):
One recalled a woman with blooded hands crouched over a corpse,
snarling in anyone who approached another. Remembered gangs dragging off
the week into the woods, and the screams that followed
a child survivor described walking to see her mother's leg.
I'm sorry. The child describe waking up in finding that

(01:07:00):
her mother's leg had been hacked off of her body
and the wound was packed with mud while men roasted
her mother's leg over a fire. Holy shit, I'm having
herbs and prices get rid. Fucking goddamn dude, give me

(01:07:20):
some of that hawk. Goddamn hawk.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
I know you're a strong little boy. Your mama's got
a real tasty legg. You a nerd.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Day at the thighs. Boy, you got it. Your mama's
got a nice budd you. You hit on your wife
around your kids, Yeah, not like beat her up and ship,
but like, oh yeah, dude, of course they fucking tell

(01:07:54):
you're gross and ship. Now they don't give a ship
like God damn that has a horn dog. I'll fucking
they'll be sitting there. Walk up, Just get a fucking
handful of butt cheek, grab a tit, throw it like
a baseball, fucking a little pinky right, reddy asshole you
know getting in there. Do you think if somebody candily
asked your children if you were a horn hornball, they
would say yes or no? Man, I don't know. I don't.

(01:08:17):
I don't think they would think if somebody asked your
kids if you were a homosexual where they say, they
probably would just just to throw off the investigator because
they're boys and their fucking assholes. He's really gay. I
caught my dad jerker off the Chellie tuppies. Your kids would, dude,

(01:08:39):
they would. I think my kids would too, though they
feed my ass to the wolves. Absolutely, they're uh And
these weren't isolated acts of desperation. They were organized, repeated,
and normalized. Cannibalism wasn't a taboo thing anymore. It was
their currency on on the Cannibell Island. The Soviets deed,

(01:09:03):
I'm sorry the Soviet state. They had succeeded, whether intentionally
or unintentionally, in creating a nightmare scenario where humanity collapsed
into chaos in literal fucking days, and then, just as
quickly as it began, the experiment was abandoned. The survivors
were ferried off, scattered to other camps, and forbidden to speak,
but some survivors confess to being haunted for life by

(01:09:27):
the smell of cooking meat, the cries of the dying,
and the memory of tasting human flesh. And that's one
thing a lot of the survivors had in common, was
they could not shake the sound of this place, for
as awful as the smell was, for as awful as
it was eating your fellow man. The one thing they

(01:09:48):
can't shake laying down at night and literally hearing people
screaming all night, running for their lives. I mean, just
like you said, a lot of times they would keep
these people alive just so they could keep hacking and
pieces off of those other and Soviets, the Soviets, they've

(01:10:09):
they've done this many of many of times, in my opinion,
And there are other Soviet horrors that echo the same theme.
Human lives reduced to expendable raw material and gulogs. Across Siberia,
Prisoners froze to death building railroads with bare hands, their
bodies tossed in the permafrost to serve as foundation and

(01:10:33):
psychiatric prisons. Dissidents were injected with drugs that included convulsions, hallucinations,
and permanent brain damage and other uh Soviet secret laboratories
or rumors sworld of radiation experiments on prisoners, skin blistering,
peeling away as scientists scribbled notes. One persistent storytells of

(01:10:53):
a gulag camp where guards deliberately cut off food supplies
in the winter time, observing how long prisoners would take
before resorting to cannibalism. Another rumor uh describes what Soviet
doctors infecting inmates with typhus and then studying the results,
all under orders from shadowy ministries in the government. I

(01:11:16):
don't ever want typhus do. I have no idea what
that even is. I've heard of it, but I don't
know what it does. I think I have it right now. Okay.
Sometimes I hear like a clicking noise. Okay, nothing clicking. Yeah,
and I'm pretty sure it's typhus. I think we went
to high school, some guy named Typhus. I think we
did too. Typhus O'Neil's a wrestler. Yeah, there we go.

(01:11:38):
A bacterial disease transmitted to humans by insects like fleas, lice, mites,
characterized by sudden fever, headache, and rash, which can progress
to a more severe symptoms like confusion, delirium, or a coma. Dude,
that's the thing is I keep rashes? Yeah, it doesn't matter.
I keep them. So there were newspapers that in a

(01:11:59):
Soviet Union that I've ever reported, the dead survivors are
silenced generations, that people grew up unaware of what their
government had actually done, That their government had dumped thousands
onto a swamp to die like animals. And it's more
than starvation. It's a story of deliberate cruelty, bureaucratic indifference,

(01:12:21):
and perhaps even social experimentation on a massive, horrifying scale.
And they've covered it up for decades. In the nineteen eighties,
the official Soviet documents began to trickle out, confirming what
survivors had whispered. Reports from guards, investigators, and officials revealed
the numbers thousands dead in two weeks. This is confirmed

(01:12:42):
when the records were released in the nineteen eighties, hundreds
of documented cases of cannibalism. Entire families wiped out, and
the details, like we talked about, their hard to process.
Witnesses described men roasting strips of flesh over open flames.
These were when the official records were covered by the government.

(01:13:03):
Women boiled meat and filthy tens, children gnawed bones. Clean
corpses were stacked like firewood, their limbs hacked away, faces mutilated,
and then we have the stories of the living victims,
the survivor recalled women tied to trees, pieces of flesh
sliced away that we talked about earlier. They talked about

(01:13:24):
ambushes where people were beaten and butchered like cattle. And
this is, like, I'll touch on it again. We are
literally a bad day in two weeks away from this
being our reality. Yeah yeah, I don't want to have

(01:13:46):
to eat any of you listening to the show, but
if it comes to me living, you dying, maybe we
can make a pack together, Like, hey, I don't want
you to die, but let me get some give me
something form a gang. I think I'd rather be the
slicer than the slicy for sure. Yeah yeah, yeah, I

(01:14:09):
mean we kind of got a cult fallows us anyway.
Sure we could start a gang religion. You know, I
don't know why, but here recently, just in the in
the news, it seemed like, you know, I'm super close
to my kids, and I stay in touch with the

(01:14:30):
news and kind of everything going on in the world,
and I feel like we're coming to a circle where
it's it's it's almost trendy and cool to be a
to be a Christian again, where it kind of kind
of fell off for a long time. And that's not
saying that I'm not trying to, you know, push an

(01:14:53):
agenda or anything like that. I just this is my
own observations at this point. I feel kind of noticed
it as well too. I know that it's becoming more
of a I shouldn't call it trend. Maybe it doesn't trend,
maybe it's not. I don't know, but it just seems
like there's more people that are openly seeking God's guidance,

(01:15:15):
which not necessarily a bad thing. You know, the Bible
has a lot of really dumb shit in it, uh huh.
But for all the dumb shit in it, there's a
lot of good things to live your life behind the Bible. Yeah,
ten commandments, Fuck, dude, you just live like that, you'd
be pretty pretty tight. You wouldn't have any fun, You

(01:15:37):
wouldn't you wouldn't eat pussy and shit, but you'd have fun. Yeah.
I feel like it's kind of coming back around a
little bit. Even you know, the Podfather himself, Joseph Rogan,
he's talking about, you know, he's going to church and
reading the Bible and stuff, and everyone's like Oh my god,
Oh my god. I'm still skeptical. Oh, absolutely, every time

(01:16:03):
a child dies from cancer. I'most like, we're you know,
help me understand. And I'm not of an opinion to
mock God or mock religion or mock Christianity, but I'm
just saying, like, if there's one guy that controls everything,
why does he let such horrific things happen? If he
can heal and he can feed and he can change

(01:16:25):
the world, he's you know, that's school shooter. That's why
doesn't like when he's driving to shoot up up kids,
little kids school, Why doesn't a fucking tree fall in
the middle of the road. I mean, why does that
gun actually go off and blow him off and blow
his fucking head off, his shoulders while he's driving to
the It's all part of his plan. Man, better yet,

(01:16:49):
if this, if this guy is like this God, you know,
war has been around. Why did we ever? Why was
there ever war and death and guns in the first place?
The majority of wars are all have all started because
of religious religion, which is kind of kind of funny, ironic.
It's so hard to digest me, So we got to ask, now,

(01:17:13):
was Nazino Nazino Island, Cannibal Island. Was it a mistake
or was it a test? Was the Soviet Union's attempt
to erase it? Was it their attempt to erase their undesirables,
or to study what human beings become stripped of how
what they become after they're stripped of everything. There's a
line between negligence and deliberate cruelty, and I believe it's, uh,

(01:17:34):
we're kind of straddling that line with with with this
right here, it's by far away one of one of
history's most disturbing examples of human collapse. I don't know,
I hope. I just wish they would try something like
this in America right now. Not like starved. It's just
like less taste human meat and shit. You go to

(01:17:58):
a buffet, it's just an option. You're gonna golden crowd,
just as nut. If you said bicep, Grundle, bicep and nut. Well,

(01:18:18):
that's all the information I have about in Nazeno Island
and Cannibell Island. Pretty no, it's only a human buffet now,
human horrific human atrocities that occurred there. The waffle house
ever serves human I'm gonna be first in line. We're
able to confirm that there's waffle houses in heaven. Would
you repent, repent your sins and turn to God. Definitely

(01:18:44):
sway me in that direction. See here's the thing, man,
Do I do anything bad? Do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Like fucking really? Do you really do anything bad? I mean,
I don't think listen both. I'm speaking for myself and
all the males on this that listen to this show.
Probably have a little alcohol. Yeah, probably fucking jerk off
a little bit. Probably have a cigar a smoke every
once in a while, maybe part taking a little thc

(01:19:16):
little marrin, do a little bump of fucking coke every
once in a while. Say some cuss words, talk about
eating your wife's ass, you say unbecoming things. But I
tell you what, man, if your fellow brother, your fellow man,
came to you and said, I need I need some
help my family. You know, I lost my job, my

(01:19:38):
kids aren't eating. You know what I'm probably gonna do.
Probably gonna go to the grocery store for you, feed
your family. Sure, do my part to give what I
can to make sure you guys are okay. When you
lose a loved one. I'm gonna be there for you. Man.
I'm not gonna be the one that texts you, oh man,
I've gone through it. I know what you're going through. No,
I'm gonna be the one at you're fucking front door

(01:19:58):
knocking and saying, let me come in and sit with you.
I want to help you get through this. I'm not
gonna tell you. That's one of the worst things you
can say to another human that's grieving, is I know
what you're going through. You know the fuck You don't
know what I'm going through, because everyone's struggle is relevant
to them. You don't know what the fuck I'm going through.
But I tell you what. When you have somebody that
comes to you and just says, I just want to

(01:20:20):
be here with you for a second, I just want
to I just want to be here with you, not
to say, oh, I know what you're going through, do
you fucking dumbass? And my mom died too. Don't make
it about you, bitch. My mom and my dog are dead. Yeah,

(01:20:42):
dip shit, everybody dies. This isn't a fucking yeah. We're
not trying to one up each other yet. Your mom
didn't pay your cell phone bill? I'm having a hard time.
Ye say it about you right now.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
So that's why I just encourage all of you. And
you know, when somebody's going through something like that, don't
reach out and say, oh no, what you're going through.
Just say instead, I love you. I want to make
sure you get through this. I just want to be

(01:21:18):
there for you, the nicest thing you can do. And
also another thing for all of you fake motherfuckers that
insistently insists upon putting things on Facebook about how joyous
your marriage is and how much you love your spouse.
Said this before, say you're celebrating an anniversary, or you're
celebrating whatever. Typically an anniversary, you're just celebrating your spouse

(01:21:45):
on social media, you know, say happy anniversary to my
wife of twenty years. I know we've gone through some
really rocky patches. I love that. I fucking love that is.
I love it. That is that person saying I fucking
hate you, I'm actively miserable and I don't want to

(01:22:06):
fucking deal with with you. Yeah, when I don't post this,
I fucking love that. This last year has been really hard.
We've gone through some rough times. He was in the
middle of a circle jerk with fifteen other guys. Oh
you know you fucked my cousin. He was on his
knees as can't come ran down on his face. If

(01:22:28):
you're making a post like that, don't refer to anything
negative that you recollect about the years his marriage and
companionship is about the good times. Yeah, we do make
it through the tough times. But when you make when
you do make it through the tough times, there's no
need to remind the person that you love the most.

(01:22:48):
And hey, I know that we're fucked up a majority
of the time, but I do love ya, not not
I love you, I love you. I know you fucked
some lady boys in tyler Land last year, but I
forgive you. I know you would spend a lot of
time with your work wife. But god, am I glad
we've made it to twenty five years. Yeez? I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Isn't the dumbest, maddening shit you ever heard. Every time
I see that, I'm like, oh, man, and I feel
so insulted. So do I know how to treat my wife?
I'm not saying that, but when I see a guy,
a friend of mine, make a post like women are
a fucking Enigma.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Man, congratulations, they think you're my wife twenty five years.
I know I've been wanting to kill myself past three weeks.
I know you've found me fucking overdosed in the trash can.
But god damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
I feel so bad for those women married to people
like that. I feel bad for men that women likes.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
If and nine at ten times, I can usually see
right through it. I know these people personally, like I
know why they're saying that they do not like one another.
That's like a big that's like a very common thing too.
It is, dude, it's my pet peeve. God, it's my
pet peeve. I'm just meaning like referring to like people

(01:24:11):
the fucking are with someone that they can't stand. Yeah,
I think, just like inherently when you're with somebody for
a long time. If all right, I would say sixty
percent of the population are generally just miserable. Sure, And
that's what we talk about it at work sometimes when

(01:24:32):
you you work at certain places, and all places are
like this. When you work a place, you know, they say,
I want to improve the culture. I want buying, I
want this, I want that. That's great and all, but
keep in mind that any place you're going, whether you're
a cook at waffle House or you're a CEO at

(01:24:53):
fucking Mitsubishi, it's likely a sixty fifty to sixty percent
of your workforce. It's just inherently miserable, overworked, underpaid, and
fucking tired. They don't give a shit about anything you're
trying to make them do. They don't give a fuck
about your initiative to get rid of all the trash

(01:25:16):
cans in your building. They don't give a shit. Man.
All they care about is coming to work, driving a
forklifting around, hitting the clock, and leaving whatever or whatever.
Whatever it is they care about coming to work, fixing
the break, fixing the brakes in your car, and then
leaving what and until we that cycle is broken, You're

(01:25:37):
just never gonna go to a You're never gonna find
a place where just everybody's happy. And it falls into
the line with that thing I just said about the
Facebook posts. Just that's why social media is soul sucking.
You may not realize it, but a majority of the
people on social media are miserable. Think about it. These
are people that are spending their entire day on an app.

(01:26:01):
It does not matter it means nothing in the grand
scheme of anything. You could be painting a fucking picture
in the woods. You could be taking your dog for
a walk. You can be teaching your kids how to
shoot a bow and arrow. You could be building a
lego fortress. That's cool. Fuck, But you spend your time
worrying about what everybody else is doing, yeah, making it,
making it seem like trying to tell other people approve

(01:26:24):
to other people how good your life is or how
good you know, how well you're doing, and blah blah blah.
People worry about the approval of other people way too much.
But I'm getting so much better about knock here and
oh yeah yeah, And I try and still it my
children and my wife and they just they're not buying it,
Like it's not real. It's not real life. It's not man.

(01:26:48):
All we got is each other, you know, it's it.
And once you build you know, a bond like you
and I have, or you just know what to expect
out of the other person, you know, just like through
and through and through what you're gonna get out of them,
and keep your circle tight and your asshole tighter or
not or we're loosing at all keep your circle tight,
your asshole loose. I do enjoy having a lot of friends, though,

(01:27:12):
I feel like having good friends is really important when
you get older. Not like we're anching or anything, but well,
I think having good friends is important, that's true good friends.
My wife's been you know, she's doing a lot of
stuff with the girls, whether it be cheer dance or
uh sports, softball, volleyball, whatever it is. And through my guidance,

(01:27:38):
she's been a lot more outgoing over the years to
try and make more friends. If it wasn't for me,
I think she would just be a recluse. Sure, but
she's even said she's like you pushed me to kind
of like make more friends, talk to people, which I
could make friends with a fucking taal rack game. You
just you can take me anywhere. You could drop me
off in the worst housing project and Baltimore and I

(01:28:01):
would come out with three friends and an invite to
the barbecue that I would be going to the barbecue. Also,
they didn't think I was hilarious to be speaking of which,
if anybody wants to invite us to the barbecue, send
us an email. We'll be there. And but she's meeting
a lot of people that just negative, man, just negativity,
just complaint filled negative shit. And I hope that you listening.

(01:28:28):
That shit's infectious too, it is. I just asked, I
just ask you to be reflective of your circle, because
if you're surrounding yourself with despair, with people that just
don't love life, and that's gonna rap off on you,
you're one second only from tying somebody to a tree

(01:28:49):
and saw on their fucking hamstring off. People in Russia
were eating each other's asses in the nineteen thirties. Gulag
man which not that it's funny, but gulog is a
funny word, dolog. I've been killing the goo log quite
a few times in Call of duty. It's a funny word.
I love funny words and that so that's a good one.
Do you play call of duty when they're in the gulog? Dude,

(01:29:09):
you get in there so you die when they take
you the gulg they might still have it. I haven't
played warfare in a long time. War zoonoe, whatever it is.
I think throw rocks that you're asked, dude, the people
watching really hitching the fucking head with rocks and kill
you up. You just died. I don't ever want to
get hit by a rock fucking spawn camped by nubes
if you if you win the gulog, you get dropped

(01:29:31):
back into the game. But there's people watching the gulag.
You're knife fighting, trying to save you, and then they're hitting.
They're hitting. That's kind of funny. It sucks, dude. Oh shit,
that's cool as fuck. Yeah, hell yeah, all right. Well,
I hope you guys have a wonderful week. This is
our last episode in September. It's been a busy month,

(01:29:54):
but we hope to keep up the content for you.
You guys, enjoy it and you keep consuming it. Will
be here Texas. Come see us, Come back to Texas.
It's been a while since you went away. Hope you
lose your exes. Mmmm, it'll be a good time. Ye

(01:30:16):
Steers and queers, baby love it. I'm here for both.
All right, come on down. Here's in Texas. October eleventh,
kiss us on the mouth, all right, appreciate you guys,
love you. I want to see your

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know

Dateline NBC

The Breakfast Club

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Cannibal Island

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}Stuff You Should Know

Dateline NBC

The Breakfast Club

All Episodes

Cannibal Island

Stuff You Should Know