Deepfakes

We are delving into the world of Deepfakes—AI-generated media that can seamlessly replace one person’s likeness with another. We explore how the technology works, the ethical questions it raises, and what it means for the future of media, privacy, and trust. Whether used for satire, creative content, or malicious intent, Deepfakes blur the line between fact and fiction, leaving us to question: How do we keep reality intact?


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I was reading some stuff on the news the other day.
I have at a police station in Cincinnati and somebody
broke into their police station and stole all their toilets,
and detectives started doing some investigating, and uh, they quickly

(00:37):
found out there's nothing to go on. Welcome to the
most amazing mythological audio adventure you will ever go on
your entire life. Welcome into the Burhio Podcast. Everybody. Hi, guys,
maybe you're going to the bathroom right now. Could be
if that's you, send us an email Brohio Podcast at

(00:59):
gmail dot com. We would love nothing more to know
whether you are actively taking a shit right now. I'm
not taking a shit, unfortunately, I am right now. I
had to beat up my cat last night. Oh shit,
did you you saw it? I sent you a video
of it. No, that's say you're beating up all the
animals right, I'm beating them all up, dude. It's getting

(01:20):
out of control around here. Yea, she went, she got
federal sho went after the cat. He salt. Nonetheless, I
gotta share this email for buddy Dave. Okay, Dave said, Hey, fellas,
I'm catching up on the pod and just listen to
the episode Cryptid Encounters, you asked if there are any
gay couples that refuse to do butt stuff at all?
Do you remember talking about this? You know what, I don't,

(01:41):
but that is a great question. Question says they do exist.
Some are considered a side instead of a top or
a bottom. They're into oral and hand stuff only. Other
times there are couples where both are tops and they
do side stuff but sometimes have three ways with the bottom.
I kind of fall into the former category and consider

(02:02):
myself an oral bottom due to not having a colon. Fuck. Okay,
he's on the Patreon with us all the time. You know,
our buddy Dave. He's on the Patreon with us, and
he does the zoom calls with us, And what an
unfortunate gay guy. He's a very open lover. Yah man,

(02:23):
I don't over complicated. Hey and dick dick inside. So
I think that's what we are. We're not top or bottoms,
were sides. So when I am formally asked that question
for now on, I say I'm a reluctant side.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
He's my side, dude's my side piece, my guy on
the side.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh, no, top or bottom, I'm the side. And also
there was one other email. Let me see if I
can find that real quick.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
You know, we told you guys, if you know you're
celebrating something in your life, if we'd love to, we'd
love to celebrate it with you. Our buddy Tim that
he's getting his first apartment. Okay, this is a whole
new experience. Uh. He and his girlfriend, they have been
working really hard to get this and it's finally happening.

(03:18):
He says, there any tips that you can give him
forgetting his first place? Ever, that's our buddy Timmy dude,
when you get the threshold of that apartment, I want
you to fucking yank her breeches down. Get the second
you cross, I don't shut the door to wake her up.
Take her in there and pin her down on that carpet,
and you all gotta make a fucking baby. Yeah, that's

(03:39):
my advice. Yep.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Make friends with the neighbors because a lot of people
in apartments are really nosy. So I'll look out for
your shit and it will.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah. When you first go in, take a broom with you.
First thing you take in with you, take a broom
so you never have to worry about cleaning. Take in salt,
keep away any evil spirits. Take in a loaf of
bread so you never want for any food. And take
in a Bible so the love in the spear of
the Laurel surround you and your family and keep you
safe and protect you from the demons. Even though you
brought the fucking salt in and the bread. Bread and

(04:07):
salt are not related. You can make a cast role
with that extra protection. Man, It's nothing, never been, nothing
ever happened. That's that's what we've always done. Take that
stuff in with it. Shit's worked out pretty nicely for us.
Had a guy break in and steal everything once, but
other than that we've been okay. You should have brought
in the salt and the bread man safe. We didn't

(04:29):
have that polter guys down here for a little bit. True. Yeah,
he was fucking gay. He was a bottom. He definitely
was a bottom. Hey, we got a new Patroon subscriber,
Edith Poothy. Sorry, sorry about your name. I don't know
if that's what she wants eating or if that's her

(04:51):
last name.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
But.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
She's eating poothy dude. I love eating pooty dude. Edith Putty.
There's no fucking way that's real. That's what her boyfriend
said to her in the sixth grade. I mean, what
do you want to do? Well, I'd really like the
youth pussy. I think I've said that before with a lisp.

(05:16):
I think I've said this before. Her dad just had
a lisp when he named her Edith. Thanks for a
Patroon pledge. Sorry about your pooty.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Sorry bet got Edith? Andrew, Thank you very much, Andrew,
appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I think her nearly name really is putty. You think
she's messing with us. I hope it's really her name. God,
that's great, Andrew, Drew, buddy, hey man, thanks for coming
on the Patroon. We appreciate you. We love you. U
let us know if you need to tips shaving your
bottle Eddie Lopez beging to shaving Buttholes named him after

(05:52):
a fucking uh marijuana candy got it ed fast, Eddie Man.
We got some edibles right? Someone sent us a bunch
of edibles yeah, like two months ago. Yeah, and those
things in my mail that you're probably getting them too,
but it says there's more coming. I don't know why.
I don't know. I take them and find out what

(06:14):
it's gonna do for us. Okay, yeah, might as well
get experiment, right, Yeah, so real quick, there's a few
orders of business. Okay, first off, we're doing a we're
doing a puzzle cryptic ry, Uh what do you call those?
Like a riddle puzzle embedded into the episode. All Right,

(06:36):
you guys gotta listen to the episode. There's gonna be
a bunch of hints. Well, I'm gonna give you one
big hint right now, and then I'm gonna give you clues.
I'm gonna give you this puzzle. You gotta break the
code the puzzle. It's like a scavenger hunt throughout the episode,
like a scavenger hunt with a A U A puzzle.
You gotta solve a riddle. And you guys on YouTube,

(06:57):
you're getting one up on everybody else. You're gonna head
start there you go. But I will say, I'm gonna
give you one hint and then you got to use
that hint and correlation with the puzzle, put them together,
and then when you follow all the steps, then you
can get the answer. Boom. When you get the answer,
you gotta email us the Answer Brohio Podcast at gmail

(07:19):
dot com. When you email us the answer, We're gonna
send you a swag package. Three people, three grand prize winners,
first three verse three. So the the hint is r L.
That's all the hint you're gonna get. Not you are gay,
U r L. I mean you may be gay, but yeah, dude,

(07:40):
and we'd love to have you on the show to
talk about it. But U r L is the hint.
There's a code that you're gonna have to deriddlefy all
throughout there, all throughout the episode. That's great. Also, uh,
my youngest daughter, Paisley will be participating in a dance
a thon. They will be raising funds and awareness for

(08:02):
pediatric and adult brain tumor and cancer research. It's all
for good cost. But she's she's uh, she's doing her Thanks.
You're trying to raise some money for it? Cool and
I would like to.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
My wife's like, you think the listeners will help donate?
And I said, no, not unless probably not, probably not
unless I give them something to like A I gotta
bribe them. She said, what do you got? I said,
I got an idea. Last check, I have over four
thousand friend requests on Facebook. I'm looking I'm gonna be good.
I'm gonna be getting back on Facebook here in the

(08:36):
coming days. Maybe you're one of those four thousand, five thousand,
and six thousand waiting friend requests. My name on Facebook
is Nick Alexander. If you send me a screenshot of
even a penny donation, a dollar donation, whatever it is,
you send me a screenshot of that on my Facebook Messenger,

(08:56):
I'll immediately accept your friend request there first four There's five,
five thousand, six seventy thousand friend requests in my inbox.
Hell yeah, I don't accept it any of them because
I just like, I don't like there's too many of
How do I pick them? How do I I'm kind
of like that too. How do I know Facebook? With
Facebook at least, how do I know if you, uh,
even if it's a half a penny you support my daughter?

(09:19):
That a thing anymore. You're my family, and I'll move
you to the front of the list, you little candle.
Look into my life, my family, who I am as
a person when I'm not on the show. The intimacies
of Nicholicius, the the nuances, how crazy this brain works.
You have a little peek behind the curtain, and if

(09:43):
you're listening on YouTube. The link is in the UH
episode description. That's awesome, more than all, more than anything else.
These kids are raising money for pediatric cancer research. Great.
That makes my heart happy. My daughter wants to make
a change, He said, Daddy, I'll dance the whole entire day.
And I said, I'll see if my buddies will help
you out. I would be forever grateful, forever your dad,

(10:06):
and you immediately go, immediately get out the front of
the Facebook list. I'll accept your friend request and you
and I can be friends. You can write shit on
my wall, you know, don't make comments about my penis
or anything. He can't. If you want, eh, I'll delete it. Hey,
I saw.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I wanted to tell you I saw something great on
the way out of work today. The penis and venus
English that'd be even better. No, no, no, but it's romance theme.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
So I was leaving work today and you know the
road that I have to go down right, going towards
the highway. Well, on one side of the road going
down the road, it's a two lane road, you know,
going one way, and another two lane road good the
other way. So on my side there's a big shopping
center over off to the right side.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah. So as I'm going past the shopping center, I
see somebody standing in the grass, the grassy area over
by what's Burlington Coat Factory, And I'm like, what's this
bitch doing. She she has a professional camera, so I
can see if she's out there, she's taking pictures. And
I'm like, there's nobody in the road, like, what the

(11:12):
fuck is going And as I'm passing, I'm breaking my
neck to see what she's taking pictures of. I look
across the street and standing there right in front of
the fucking waffle house is a couple getting their pictures
taken from across the street. They're getting a couple of pictures.
It was an engagement picture or what it was, scattered
covered smother baby.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
They were sitting He like had his arms around her
and she had like one of her like her foot
up there. And I'm like, dude, if they didn't meet there, then.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
The sure old your window down and been like oh
oh oh oh zamper. I was like, dude, that's I was.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I was laughing pretty hard. That's fun, dude, because I'm like, well,
she does nothing over there. And I look over there
and there's just these two, this couple fucking spooning and
get their pictures taken in front of the.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Awful waffle Like. That's that's America right there. Man. The
only spooning I'm doing thatter waffle house is fucking trying
to fix my toilet. It's so flush my hog as
shit MERT's chili. God, it's so good. That's disgusting. It's
so good, fucking good. It's good. But it's not good
for you. No, it's bad. You know. It's one of
the healthier things to get there when you go though,
if you're trying to yeah, hang back on the carbs

(12:17):
and that I mean, god, it's awful for you, but
it's aside from just a grilled chicken tit.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Jersey Piz says, where do they donate? Okay, I did
make a u r l so the the the link
will be in the episode description. But if you guys
go to tiny u r l so t I n
y u r l dot com. I have one of
those tiny url dot com slash brohio Paisley. That's tiny

(12:46):
ur l dot com slash brohio Paisley p A I.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
S l e Y. There you go. Tinyu ur l
dot com slash Brohio Paisley cool. We named her after
a fucking degenerate name, after Brad country guitar player. Dude,
he's so fucking good.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I don't even like country music, but I saw him
in concert and it was it was phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
She said, let's name her. Paisley said, yep, oh, old sir,
sure I like Brad Paisley a lot. He's a he's
a killer guitar. He's an artist, my friend, he's good.
Speaking of artists, I will be in attendance February second,
February first at the Royal Rumble in Indianapolis. It's right
around the corner. Man. If you want to meet up,

(13:32):
you're going only Royal Rumble. You want to do a
you want to do a little meet and greet with Nicholicious,
send me an email. I'll meet you up there. We'll
link up, we'll throw back a couple. Steve Wier's what
I said, one beer? What two bears? What? Royal Rumble
in Indianapolis, Indiana Rock Lesner. I hope Rock shows up.

(13:55):
I doubt he will make cock Brock, but I'd love to.
I'd love to meet you. Guys, if you're gonna at
the Royal Room, I'm gonna be amped up, gonna be excited.
That's awesome and I'm excited for you. Reach out Brohio
Podcast at gmail dot com. I'm on Section Z. I'm
on the floor, baby, Hell yeah. Section Z paid for
that motherfucker though.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, that's awesome. I got It's gonna be fun. You're
gonna have a blast. My rent check's gonna bounce. But
I got Royal Rumble tickets, So that's good man. Priorities,
you know, priorities. I wish I could have fuck it
afforded to go at it.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Then awesome. Yeah, man, it's there's I'm keep my eye
open to see if prices come down, but it's not
looking promising, probably not with it being a week away,
less than a week away. Yeah, but if you guys
are going, let me know. I'd love to meet up
with you. Talk wrastling. Let's see, we are gonna be

(14:48):
putting out uh survey soon in reference to the crews
coming up to get your guys take on that. See
what you want to do. But I am going to
take a quick break for a few of our sponsors.

(15:09):
All right, No, there was a newspaper article I was
going to read to you, guys. The episode is about
deep fakes. The article goes there's a couple in China.
I'm not gonna read it, and they had a baby
together and the and the man said, oh my god,
this fucking baby's hideous. This is the ugliest baby I've
ever seen in my life. He started asking a lot
of questions. Got a got a DNA test because he

(15:32):
said this, The mom is gorgeous, I'm beautiful. This baby
looks like hot dog shit. Got a DNA test, Like
it's the hot dog shit or hot dog shit, hot
dog shit. Thanks for clarifying. You know. We're the official
We're the official podcast of hot dogs. Naturally with your

(15:54):
fucking three way three Way to Chili hoodie all and
get so many compliments about this. I love it. And
they did release Skyline Chili ice cream this week too,
which I have not tried yet. Really, my Greaters Greaters
does Okay, So that's gonna be great. It's gonna be
fucking good. Interesting. He did some research and found out
that the wife had spent well over one hundred thousand

(16:16):
dollars to change the way she looked and not just
cosmic surgery, but cosmetic surgery a bunch of different things.
So naturally she was really fucking ugly, and that's why
the baby was ugly. Makes sense, But we just had
a lot to squeeze in the first fifteen minutes of
the episode. So here we are. There you go. There's

(16:36):
your story. You guys are probably like, when is he
gonna start dropping hints for the little cryptic puzzle riddle thing?
Just bear, just chill out. Just we're getting there. Sixteen
that is how old you gotta beat to drive, and

(16:56):
that would be I don't know, maybe the first clue
for your puzzle and the HNT was r L. Let's
get it going, rob dog. That's the age of consent. Brother, Dude,
My daughter is fifteen and a half and she got
her tips.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, I've driven with his bench twice.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
How was it? Fucking deer of hair?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
You should go to a parking lot, no, I said,
oh shit, you went on open road.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I flipped her the keys. I said, take me to
the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
You mean to get a pack of smokes. She was scared, dude,
Wait till she gets on the highway.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
She gets on the highway yet nope. I said, you
gotta yield sign right here, you gotta yield sign. You
gotta yield. I said, fucking stop. God damn it. How
do you upload the I got a dash can? Oh yeah, dude,
you gotta start uploading these the driving diaries. She can't drive.
She's a woman. Listen, dog. I say that to my

(17:56):
wife all the time, like, you can't fucking drive if
you're a woman. She's never been in an accident, she's
never got a ticket. I've been in about fucking killed
a lady in an intersection one dime. Naturally, I've gotten
probably a dozen speeding tickets. I got a reckless op
when I was seventeen. I'll fat three going seventy three
and a twenty five. Oh fuck yeah, dude, damn dude.

(18:19):
He's like, you got any fucking clue what you're doing.
I said, driving fast, officer, Dude, that's fucking wild. He's like, oh,
you were gonna get away. But then I saw that
trash cant explode that yet I nailed a fucking trash can, dude, dude,
trash night is over there by. You guys used to

(18:41):
live at two, yeah, seventy three in the seventy three
something like that fucking wild that's fast, dude. My dad
had to take me to court and shit, yeah, and
the whole tire, the whole entire drive. My Dad's like,
they're gonna fucking dig get jail. It's not helping it
all in a fucking put you in the fucking electric chair.

(19:04):
I'm surprised you didn't lose your license, man. I did. Yeah, No,
just for three months. Oh okay, okay, I still drove though,
right right, I don't care. Damn. That's why I'm a criminal.
I'm a criminal. Shit. You go from third to fourth

(19:26):
gear in that ninety one hond a civic dude, pure horsepower. Sure,
just like and I'm taking a shit after Whitecastle, pure
dult horsepower, that little caboose boost. Yeah. In an age
where reality and fiction intertwine like never before, deep fake
technology represents one of the most fucking, terrifying and alarming

(19:50):
advancements in artificial intelligence. What began as the experimental use
of neural networks has morphed into a weapon capable of
euro truth, trust, and society's collective sense of security. Deep
fakes are not fun, dude, especially well you know, and

(20:11):
they aren't just about funny celebrity face swaps either. Viral
Internet it's not about viral Internet pranks either. They're being
used as tools of blackmail, disinformation, and complete and utter chaos.
In this episode, we're gonna be talking about deep fakes,
worst case scenarios when it comes to deep fakes. And

(20:31):
this should be a fun one that might keep a
few people up at night. And I yes, I said
you people. I'm talking about you people listeners of this show.
You guys know who he's talking about all the sides, Yeah,
all fifteen of you. Deep fakes are AI generated videos, images,

(20:54):
or audio that mimic real people with near perfect accuracy
using machine learning technology, particularly generative adversarial networks or gans.
These programs analyze vast amounts of data. They take into
consideration facial expression, the voice patterns, body movements, and they

(21:15):
mimic and create convincing replicas. Initially deep fakes, they were
developed for innocent purposes, such as, you know, uh, Star Wars,
what's her name? Die? They still had her in the
next one. You know, Philip seymour hoffin Halfmore Hoffman Atmore.
I don't think he was dead in one of those

(21:37):
he was a deep fake. Whenever they whenever they brought
him back. You forgot fifteen? Yeah, well no, I said it,
did you? Yeah? Okay, all right? Said it? So you
only get one fifteen there? Yeah, not two. I don't
want to confuse them. I don't think you saw. I
didn't think I dropped it quick, Okay, gotcha? There you

(21:59):
so it's addle there we go, too stupid for riddles,
don't you said? Up there? Trying and fucking solve this thing.
It took me, I already know it, sixteen hours of
work to try and figure this out. There's no way, dude,
I send over an email, get a shirt. I suck
at riddles in anything that involves any type of brain power,

(22:21):
I give up so quickly, like a fun I know
I like him, but they they hurt me. I'm not good.
I like them, they don't like me. Yeah initially.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
So they're used in CGI and movies or preserving cultural heritage. However,
like most groundbreaking technology, it didn't take long for people
to find the farious applications for for deep fakes. Oh yeah,
we're gonna talk about political turmoil for just a minute,
just a minute. In regards to deep fakes. Imagine watching

(22:52):
a live stream where a world leader declares war, only
to find out hours later it was a deep fake.
This scenario isn't just speculative, because in twenty twenty two,
a deep fake of Ukrainian President Voltimore's Zelensky eighteen urged
his troops to surrender during the Russian invasion. They're still

(23:16):
beating each other up over there, Yeah they are. Let
me just say twenty twenty two was not a clue,
but the number after that was a. While the video
was quickly debunked, the implications were clear. Deep fakes could
become a modern weapon of war. Russia's like, I've got
the great idea for them to quit fucking with our troops,

(23:38):
and they created in Russia, of all people, fucking Russia
created a deep fake video of of Sorry I was
looking at I looked at a message, but it was
somebody that made somebody pledged for Paisley. But I thought
they were saying they already solved the riddle, You fucking bastard.

(24:02):
You've somehow infiltrated our system. I should have done that.
Now it's Dustin He's I love that game. While the
video was quickly debunked. The implications are clear. Deep fakes
could become a modern weapon of war. What a future.

(24:23):
Deep fakes are indistinguishable from reality, leading nations to act
on false intelligence. And we've already seen it once. Russia.
They got on there and they said, well, tell the
troops to stop fighting. But it's it's voldemorre' Zelenski, the
leader of Ukraine, and it's him on. They're saying, don't fight,
leave him on the fucking hang back, and all these

(24:43):
soldiers are thinking, this dude's a pussy, but we got
to do what he says, Voldemort to get you. It
was an old Vold, Vladimir Voldemort.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
It was.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
It was Putin Putin, Putting is Putin Putin. In twenty nineteen,
criminals use deep fake voice technology to impersonate the CEO
of a UK based energy firm, convincing an employee to
transfer two hundred and forty three thousand dollars to their
own bank account. Good for them, that's great, great, I'm

(25:19):
trying this tomorrow. I could use two hundred and forty
three thousand calling Microsoft likes me, Billy Billy Gates, I'm
calling you from emptenteen Island. I got bitches on my lap. Bitches,
you'll have computer virus by ninety nine. Dude, I fucking

(25:43):
love that shit. Uh, every buddy work always answers the
phone for him, and he has fucking like Indian slang
post it notes on his desk. That's great, and he's like, yeah,
I put that back. He starts yelling all these calls
him like goat fuckers or he calls him all kinds
of derogatory stuff, but he doesn't an Indian. Ah, they

(26:04):
get upset, dide I love I love them when they
get routed out of it. It's my favorite. But he's
got a he got a hot list, he got a
cheat sheet on his desk, a cheat code. So what
you know what happens when such tools evolve even further?
Deep fake scams could target entire corporations or individual citizens,
creating chaos on an unprecedented scale. It's and it's I

(26:31):
put this note in the notes here. This shit is
already here. So we're talking about what happened the deep
fake video from twenty twenty two with Ukraine and Russia,
and we're talking about a uk ceo they got duped
into transferring money all right. That was in twenty nineteen.

(26:51):
It's twenty twenty five. Now this technology has completely evolved
to the point it's it's un mitigated, unmited better man,
It's to the point now where you have to assume
that everything you see on the Internet is generated by

(27:13):
a computer or a bot. And that's not me talking crazy.
I don't trade fucking crypto. I don't smoke crypto. I
don't know anybody named crypto. I don't know what that
has to do with anything. I'm not a fucking conspiracy
not dude. But you have to protect yourself. You have
to assume that everything is fake at this point. Until

(27:38):
it you can feel it on your dick, then you
know it's real. Yeah, once it's on your dick, man,
you definitely know it's real. Then you've gone too far,
that's true. Back from there. If that's your thing, Like, oh,
in order for me to know if this is real
or not, I gotta put my dick on it. Well,
you're a sick fuck want your stick.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
You're dick in a gigabyte. You're gonna you'll never be
the same. Well, that hurt, it bites, I guess for sure.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, Uh, they definitely bite dude, turnmander, use gigabytes. Oh
you know what, I've been playing Magic the Gathering. There's
no good. Yeah, man, i've been playing that. I'm learning
about now. I want to playing Magic. Still still waiting
to play Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah, I've been fucking with magic, dude. Yeah, Arena, Yeah, yep.

(28:27):
It's good. Yeah, it is due. It teaches you everything.
It really does that. It does a really good job,
and I feel like a real What I didn't realize
is the cards are just spells. You're the wizard. You're
fighting wizard versus wizard, fucking duel man, and you got spells, dog,
and you gotta throw them at him. You got creatures.
I was thinking it's all different characters and different you know. No,

(28:50):
you're the You're the character. You're the wizard with a
bag of tricks. And once I realize that, I said, dude,
call me a wizard for nothing. You got a fucking
satch a full of monsters right there. I got a
little creepy crawling goblin, a little fucking crotch cricket. I
just dumped a bag of crotch crickets on him. Killed

(29:12):
every fireball, fireball fireball. I won't drink that. Yeah, not
a fan. My dad drank that and ship himself. That's
what happens when you drink it. They were the campground.
My mom sent me a picture of just like watery
ship like streaks of watery shit going down this road.
Not a little pile, but like a streak, like a
truck like someone took a truck bed full of shit

(29:33):
and drove away and then it just spilled shit. Okay,
And I said, what the hell is that? She said,
your dad drank fireball and ship himself left the trail,
left a fucking stale trail. Dude, that's some fucking poop puddles,
fucking turd trail.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I'll get you. Uh Well, back to what I was saying,
This a I the deep fakes, the fake and the
voices faking the videos. This stuff is is here and
it's not. It's not about like is it here or
isn't it here? It just simply hasn't made it to
you yet. If one someone is gonna call you, I

(30:13):
shouldn't say this is going to happen, but very real scenario,
someone's gonna call you and say, Bill, this is Jake,
this is your brother Jake. These dudes got me. I
need five thousand dollars wired to me to get like.
I'm like, you gotta help me. This is Brad Pitt. Yeah,
this is Brad Pitt. I got the fucking brain tumor.
You're I only hope a little call back to the

(30:35):
last week I got my wisdom toothpool. They found a
brain tumor. I need your help. I'm not Brad Pitt anymore.
I'm Brad sick and the only way I can get
better is if you can help me with my tumor whatever.
So my advice to people. When I used to work
at the prison, I always told my wife, I said,

(30:55):
if you ever hear me say, I'm gonna look for socks,
that means I saw an inmate out in public that
would more than likely wish to perform harm on me,
that would probably like to kill me. This happened on
two different occasions. I said, I gotta go find socks,
and I just leave her to that person. So like
so the inmate wouldn't see you with your family with

(31:18):
my family. For for those of you listening, I would
create like a hot word for you and your spouse,
say you know something over that, something like that. We
ever get into a situation like that, you gotta say
we're letting the bird out of the cage or like

(31:39):
the cows out of the horse out of the barn.
I don't know, horse out of the barn, sweet house
on fire, if the oven on, there's a baby in
the oven, horse, horse out of the barn. Randy's gay,
So then you know, oh, he's not calling to prank
me about Randy being gay. This is the deep fake, AI,

(32:02):
this is Carl. Really try and tell me Randy's gay
or a horse down of the bar, Ray's gay. Make
it whatever you know, make it something that works for you.
If I had a fucking dollar for a time, I said.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Randy's gay, Yeah whatever it is, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
horse corse on fire, horse salad barn, horse style.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Of the barn. So then you know, yeah, the horse
is out of the barn. But you get the confirmation
of the hot hot phrase. Yeah whatever it is, horse salad, barn.
I want to do anal, which one of those is
the phrase. So it calls Beverly and says, hey, it's

(32:56):
me Robert. I want you to peg me tonight, and
then you get home and she's like, I've been waiting
for this, and you say, I got no fucking clue
what you're talking about, Like, what's going on? She's got
a big, old fucking three footer, one of those one
of those ones you get from Spencer's isn't really meant
to be used, it's just meant to look menacing, and
she's got it on. You say, whoa, whoa, You hold

(33:17):
up your hand, you say, whoa, whoa, whoa? What is this?
What's this about? And she said you called me earlier
and you said you wanted to get pegged with this one.
And then you say, did I say the horses out
of the barn? Did you even check to see if
the horse is out of the barn? And then she'll say, Robert,
that was a deep fake. That wasn't you. And you'll

(33:38):
know because you didn't have that. You know, you didn't
have your protocol and you had your protocoling please you
caught it. It's very important there you are about to
probably beat bleed out if things do go you. I
don't want to say it could save your life, but
there you are that scenario, and you've avoided a three

(33:58):
foot peger from from Spencer's gifts at the mall. Definitely
pink socing right there. It's not meant. It was not
meant like those those sex toys that Spencer's are not
meant for humans. Those are not real for human consumption.
You need to get on Amazon, get something with you know,
some five star reviews. And that's my advice is just

(34:19):
to create, you know, ask, you know, somebody calls you
and says, I'm in jail. I need three thousand dollars. Okay,
how do we meet? How old? Will tell me some memories?
You know, get the confirmation there. Don't just fall for
that stuff and talk to your moms and dads and
aunts and uncles and grandmas and grandpa's about this shit.
Oh my god, for real. And I got someone very

(34:42):
close to me who who sent thirteen thousand dollars, oh
god for the fucking best Buy gift cards? Is somebody
over a period of about three months, Oh no, thinking
the old the woman was older. She thought that she
was saving her son who was in some type of
fucking Bolivia prisoners some shit like I don't know, like
Puerto Rico and prisoner some shit like that. Talk to

(35:06):
the older people in your life because they're stupid. They're
not I mean, they're not stupid, but today's standards and
first technology goes, yeah, they're stupid. They're just not they're
not growing with This is not something pretty much when
you if you went to a seventy year old thirty
years ago and said I want to teach you about
the Internet, they be like, get that shit away from me. Yeah, yeah,

(35:27):
you gotta talk to you. You gotta protect them, you
gotta take care of them. Celebrities have been early targets
of deep fakes, particularly in explicit content. Eleven videos featuring
actresses like Emma Watson and Scarlett Johanson. Well, those videos

(35:48):
they've circulated, circulated online, showcasing how this technology can destroy
reputations and livelihoods. What's going on Blake Lively right now? Dude?
Fuck that bit. My wife was. We were having dinner
the other night. They suck both of them. I don't
like telling me how we might have to go fight
Ryan Reynolds. Dude, I said why, And she explained to

(36:10):
allus to me and I said, I have no idea
what you're telling me. I've been all up in the
drama all doing some really bad stuff. Huh. They both are.
They both are. Yeah, she explained all to me.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
They're setting up old dude, the scumbag ship. He's got
all the receipts proving that none of that shit happened.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Good for him, I know, miserable, miserable humans, fucking wild man.
And yeah, we can we can clock that one. Save
it for another time, because I know there's a lot
of a lot of meat on that on that really
there really is. But what if the same technologies are

(36:48):
used on private individuals, not just like deep fake sex stuff,
but of celebrities, Because there's I saw a video of
Taylor Swift getting eaten out by Barney the Dinosaur and
I didn't like it. Send me that. I watched it
to cut well, I screen recorded so I could send
it to the authorities. I didn't like it, but I
recorded it. But what if these same technologies are used

(37:13):
on private individuals, making anyone a target for blackmail? Anyone
could blackmail us. There's a deep fake of Robert and
I in a WWE video game online and we're in
underwear and we're wrestling, and shit, people think that's really us.
I'm like, no, that's not us. That's just those are
deep Those are really on YouTube, super deep fakes. Yeah.
I've sent those to you before, haven't I. Yeah, we've
watched them on the show. We watched them on the

(37:34):
show before.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Man.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
There's also the aspect of social media misinformation. In twenty twenty, Uh,
a TikTok account featuring a deep fake Tom Cruise went viral.
Do you remember that if Tom Cruise the deep fake
of Tom Cruise on TikTok. I don't think so. Oh
it was good man. Uh. It was sparking debate about
how convincing fake content can manipulate public perception. As platforms

(38:01):
like TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube grow, the line between authenticity
and deception, well, it starts to blur a little bit.
So imagine a deep fake influencers promoting political agendas or scams,
a dystopian merging of fake personas and real world consequences.
So you you know, you have flavor Flave come out

(38:21):
like flavor fla don't chumpy. So then everyone in the
hood wants to kill flavor flav. Right, He's like, I
didn't it wasn't me boy, or what you know, whatever
flavor Flave does. I don't think he's famous enough to
where if he said that, you would have to worry
about his life. I don't think so either, Like this
mofucker still alive. But people that, people that pander to

(38:43):
the left or pander to the right, whatever, they come
out with a certain message, it could ruin their career.
Take fucking hulks through Cogan. Man, he was already fucked anyway.
Trump rallies all this stuff for Donald and then he
went to LA for the WWE Dude, which anytime Hal

(39:06):
Cogan comes out it's a big deal in wrestling. Maybe
not as big as it was before. You know, they
caught him using the N word and shit like that,
just being a fucking scumbag, but it's usually a big deal.
He gets a warm, a warm welcome. This guy came
out in LA and they booed him out of the arena,
and it's all because he was real upset about that too,

(39:26):
pandered to a certain political affiliation, which I get it. Man,
he's getting older, he's probably running out of money. They
probably threw the They probably threw a bunch of money
at him. Well, you know whatever, I'm not saying I
support it or disagree with it, whatever, but it can.
It can ruin your career either way. And if someone

(39:47):
and some people are too stupid that even if they
Taylor Swift come out and said, I you know, I
I think we should fucking deport white people, black people, Mexicans, Germans, uh, Canadians.
I think we should deport everybody and only Hollywood elite
should be left in the United States. And everyone will

(40:08):
get really upset. And then when we find out it's
a deep fake, some people are too stupid. They say,
oh no, they just put it darker. The deep fake
really did that, And some people can't distinguish the difference
between yes, no, right, wrong, deep fake, shallow fake, real,
fucking fake, not fake. My wife's a faker.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
That's another thing that goes back to boomers. Man, they'll
reshare anything that they oh yeah, I remember this. There
is this one time my mother in law reshared this
picture and it was something like.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
The dog with ham on his face there save him.
It was like the dog with fucking boiled ham on
his face.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
It added some fucking stupid saying about peace and all
this bullshit, and it had a big flour in the
middle love it.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
What she didn't know is the flower was a weed
leaf and burn it down, buddy fucking all. I'll show
it everybody. I was like, what the fuck is she doing?
Burn it now? It's great, good times. Fucking hand on
its face. That's such a good one. Have you seen
that one? Fuck you? I have the golden tree with

(41:20):
bowling ham on its face. So the dog was a
burn victim. He saved his family from a fire, That's
what it said. No, he fucking didn't, dude.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Most people will scroll past without giving this hero alike.
This dog has cancer from saving his family a burning fire.
One like he was one preper for Jesus Christ. Mark
zuckerbern Has writes all my photos after midnight. If I
don't share this dog with cancer him, Facebook is not
in permission to print anything off my computer. This dog

(41:56):
has ham cancer. He he twenty eight thousand dollars for
a treat. I always show this marijuana leaf. What a
pretty flower? Dave hand cancer dog? Your dog has hand cancer?
Send us an email. Broyo podcast at gmail dot com.
Let's talk about fake confessions and kind of like worst

(42:16):
case scenarios for deep fakes. Consider a deep fake video
that appears to show a whistleblower confessing to a heinous
crime that they did not commit.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Oh, that would be tricky. You know what else would
be tricky? Twenty five very tricky with a convincing voice
and facial expressions that could derail court cases, ruin lives,
or even manipulate justice in the hands of authoritarian regimes.
Such technology could silence dissenters by fabricating evidence against them.

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see dk NNG, dot co slash audio. Okay, because I
think social media is the biggest mistake in humanity. I
think while the Internet it's been the Internet, it's been great,
it's been fun. But I really feel like social media

(45:46):
is one of the worst mistakes in the history of humanity.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
It's crazy, man, It's like so much. I think we
just know too much, and we have too much access
to anybody in everybody, and just the amount of shit.
Yeah you can, it's it's weird.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
It ain't fun, man, it ain't fun. And many years ago,
many many years ago, if you and I like to
we like to trap shoot, like to shoot fucking clay
discs and pigeons and shit. So you know who we
hang out with other guys that like to shoot clay
disks and pigeons. We have our beers, we watch our games,

(46:22):
We work on each other's riding lawnmowers, our kids get
together and play whiffle ball out in the yard. And
you know who. We surround ourselves with like minded people
that like the same shit we do. Now you have
this outlet, this avenue, or no matter what you do,
you have to deal with people that you would never

(46:43):
associate with, you have nothing in common with. And some
people are not mature enough to handle these interactions. I
am mature enough to say, well that's cool, man. If
somebody says, oh, like sticking fucking corner my ass. I
love corn, but I don't think it's fucking great. Stick

(47:04):
get in your.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
It's it's ergonomically shaped for it. But so for me,
For me, I'm like, oh, hell yeah, brother, that's cool.
No shame man, Like, do I think that's cool?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Not really. I think it's kind of weird. It's cool
that you'd admit it. But I'm mature enough to be like,
hell yeah, dude. For some people out there, like you
fucking fruitcake, nasty motherfucker, I gotta eat that corn. No,
you don't have to eat that corn. No one's gold
you down and make you eat that corn. But it

(47:40):
with or without the husk. But there's a fifty percent
population out there they can't handle someone saying like, fuck,
shove corn my ass. They can't handle it. And those
people don't need the Internet, but they can use the
Internet to connect with millions of other like fucking light

(48:02):
brained people creates this colt. Now I want to put
corn in my ass to see if it's I'm so
glad this is. That's corn dildos. A shit, those are
real corn dildos and that's my thing, dude, Like the

(48:27):
way the Internet is built with like deep fix and AI. Now,
mister Yankees, corn bildo, sweet corn cock. Okay, I want
that one. Okay, That's the thing is that that website,
that landing page, could have been generated in the mere

(48:48):
split second you searched it. As nowhere in the world
has there ever been a corn dildo, But now all
of a sudden, there's a market for a guy out
there that wants a corn dildo. So in a split second,
this website, it grabs the data and it quickly populates
a template of a website for corn dildos. And then

(49:10):
you get on. You say, oh my god, the two
hundred and twenty dollars can buy me the nicest corn dick,
corn dildo that money can buy. So you hook it up,
pay your two hundred and twenty dollars, and guess what,
that corn dildo never comes. You hook it up, you
get to punch your fucking CVV number and your expiration
dat in there, and some dude in Thailand is eating

(49:33):
for months off your dilto your corn dildo. That corn
that was supposed to be in your asses now in
his mouth. Here you are trying to just feed your family.
You can't deal with the price of eggs, so you
resort to buying corn dildos, little butter, little salt, sure
corn a cob is one of my most favorite favorite dishes.

(49:57):
It's really good. I approve prest season salt in there sometime,
not just that regular salt, the boilers and milk also,
but about a cup of milk in there? Hm, you

(50:17):
where I'm at? Okay? Cyber warfare. In a hypothetical scenario,
a deep fake video emerges showing a US president ordering
a nuclear strike. These are worst case scenarios. This has
not happened yet. The corn Bildo is real. This is
not a US president ordering a nuclear strike before it

(50:39):
can be debunked. Adversaries who are literally trying to save
the life of their entire population, they retaliate, triggering catastrophic conflict.
With deep fake technology becoming more accessible, rogue nations or
terrorist groups can easily ignite wars. There are certain measures

(51:03):
they're working on to detect things like this, and I'll
elaborate I'll elaborate on on on that in just a
little while. But Russia, they're normally the ones that are
kind of anytime you talk about, you know, AI deep
fake this, and that Russia is normally in the focus

(51:27):
on this. I'm speaking purely from the perspective of an
American and in Dayton, Ohio. Usually Russia, Russia, USA, Russia.
I promise you, Russia does not want to go to
nuclear war. I promise you. They don't want to drop
a nuke on somebody, and they don't want a nuke

(51:47):
dropped on them. But you got to be prepared to
defend yourself as well, just like America. We don't want
to drop a nuke on somebody, and we don't want
to be nuked. We know what happens. It's catastrophic. It's
world in it's apocalyptic, it's awful. You're still dealing with
the There's something like in Chernobyl called a moose knuckle
or a horse fucking hoof. Uh, something up there still

(52:11):
killing people. An elephant foot, that's what it is. That's
what we used to My mom used to wear He's
pants at church on Sunday. They were really fucked up pants,
but we'd say, oh, she got an elephant foot. Get
your elephant foot. Those big toenails that look like look
like what's the what's the mouse's name from Tom and Jerry? Jerry?

(52:37):
Tom's is the cat tomcat. But yeah, it look like
a door like Jerry's door. That's oh ship yeah, dude,
fuck she got her fucking elephant foot pants on. Nuclear
war is bad man. They don't want to do it.

(53:00):
We don't want to do it. But at the video
pops up all cross Russia of Donald On, they're saying,
I'm enough of you, fucking I don't know what. What's
a derogatory term for a Russian person? Yeah, you drunk, vodka,
potato eating whatever, I don't know. I mean, you're eradicating.
And he says, I'm gonna I'm gonna blow him up

(53:21):
off the side of the your labmir doesn't have time
to I mean, is this real? Fake? What is going
on here? Right? But you gotta you gotta protect yourself.
Oh wow, we had this. We got another clue here?
Oh sixteen, Oh yeah, it's a good one. And yeah

(53:43):
bigeen is it? Fifteen by Tyler Swift or sixteen money
tells you? And imagine a coordinated deep fake attack targeting
multiple cities, fake videos of explosions, fake videos of riots,
fake videos and disasters, flooding social media, overwhelming authorities, and

(54:06):
creating panic. That could be a coordinated attack. Robert you
get sure? Sixty thousand rogue x accounts and Facebook accounts
and they all start uploading videos of people fucking corn
corn cob fucking each other in the streets with guns. Yeah,
lapd hops on. There is wait a second, we gotta

(54:27):
go to South Central. They're fucking each other corn cobs
in the streets. All your police resources are sent to one.
There's sixty seventy eight thousand videos of these deep fake scenarios.
Cars on fire, poor John's getting tipped over, people are
falling out of their heads, their bloody, they're covering shit,

(54:50):
and the cops are like, what the fuck man, They're
trying to figure out where it's at. They all go
towards you know, where it's happening, and you and me
are just hanging back, like, we're gonna lean this bank out,
We're gonna take down this grid. We're gonna ship, We're
gonna put piss dealing all the cvs, fucking Plan B.

(55:12):
We're gonna we're gonna dump buckets a piss in the
public pool. Oh that's a good one, yucky. Yeah, it's
really grass. I'd be pissed, but accordinated it to something
like that could happen. It hasn't happened, or maybe it has.
Maybe it has happened like there's been a serious event.
I'm not even gonna use an example because then people

(55:34):
who are likely realistically living through the ship are gonna
get really upset. But some things you see on the
see on there could be a tsunami in Arkansas. Tsunami
in Arkansas. There you go, that could happen, right absolutely,
there is a nocean over there, a bunch of wet Arkansasans.

(55:54):
Then you know, people start, you know, tsunami, arc un
It's castrophic, precedented, disaster, unmitigated. Yeah, disastrous. You these people
need your help. Send fifty We need fifty million dollars
to save the city of corn Cob, Arkansas, corn Dick, Arkansas.

(56:22):
They start sending you feel bad. You've seen the tsunamis.
You see the fucking dead dogs. There's a dog floating
down the street. He gets eaten by a shark. There's
a little dog. There's a little dog.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Trying to swim down, trying to choke on a corn
cobs zilda. It's ting out of his mouth.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
He's got a mob of corn. He's trying to swim
back to his house to save his family. He's got
a ham cancer on his face. He got burned sharks.
There's a tsunami, so watch sharks. The bull sharks up
into the village and he eat the fucking dog. Darks
are good swimmers. Man, there, I gotta send money. These

(56:57):
people need my help, the dogs. This dog sick, but
I gotta save it. I don't know if I'm donating
to get the corn cob out of its mouth or
help its ham. Cancer has been through hell. Man, he's
going through it. He's de hard hand, he's going through it.

(57:19):
We gotta save him. Meanwhile, there's some you know, tally ban,
some fucking al Qaeda back there, just licking his chops,
watching the money pour in all because of a deep
fake dog getting eaten by a shark. Maple Street, forty

(57:40):
three sixty six Maple Street. Corn cob Arkansas dog gets
eaten right in front of the veterinarian office. Oh man,
that's running outside.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Cause of the fucking prices of him to plummet. Pig
farmers are going poor, are fucking going to war with
col farmers.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
You know, I will say, my wife's about to learn
how to lay eggs. Dude. Yeah, it's seven dollars and
twenty nine cents for eighteen eggs right now.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Yeah, I got twenty four yesterday for like eight fifty.
That's profound at fucking nuts, that is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
That's not cheap. That's like the price of steak it
it really is. You carnivore. Motherfuckers are brank bankrupt. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
I bought my lunch this week, which is I just
bought my fucking six or seven whenever chicken breast and
that was thirteen bucks. But eggs were almost nine dollars. Stupid,
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
So yeah, So with these fake videos of the you
know something that they could orchestrate something like this with riots, explosions, disasters,
flood and it's all it floods, social media emergency response
systems could collapse under the weight of false reports and
dangering lives and infrastructure. Well what if? What if if
anyone could make a believable deep fake of us, of you?

(59:02):
Robert jealous? Jealous ex partners, cyber bullies or hackers could
create fake videos of you and compromising situations. These could
be sent to employers, friends, or family, ruining your reputation
in moments, not nine moments, nine moments, So that was

(59:23):
your speaking German.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Theres nine with all the saluting that's happened this past
week out ship dude gold, did you see his double
down on what he said on X It's only response? Huhuh,
got to look at it. It's fucking wild, dude.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
That guys, this is a word I don't get out
very often. Yeah, that motherfucker's LD.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Oh shit, hang on. Some of you nineties kids, you
remember you went to you went to school with those kids.
They get up and they leave class early in the morning.
They'd be gone, and they you'd say, oh, where'd he go?
You say, all the all the LD kids gotta go
fucking do special reading and ship And you say, oh,
what's a what's an LD? And your teacher say right,

(01:00:17):
And then you go on the playground you start fighting
with your kids. Old fucking Bobby he hit you the
nuts and you like LD. Motherfucker. Of course I can't
find it now, damn it. M Yeah, it was just
a bunch of Nazi related puns. I don't I don't

(01:00:37):
even want to touch it with a ten foot pole
man because it's unhinged. He was off diet coke and
these uh so, these yeah, these deep fakes. They could
be sent to friends families, employers. Imagine your employer gets
a video of you fucking marching with Nazis on Main Street.
Oh dude, that's a rap dog. There's no Hey, was

(01:00:58):
this you? Because I promise you're a general manager at
Panda Express. I saw a sign today making one hundred
thousand dollars. And they get a video of you nailing
beating up fucking Jewish people with rakes and fucking shovels
and hammers and shit, and they say, oh, is this you?
And he say no, that's a deep fake. Panda Express

(01:01:18):
doesn't have the money to investigate whether that video of
the deep fake of you or not. They just want
to sever ties. They want to cut ties. Yeah, that's that. Dude,
will get rid of that shit. I mean, you'll get
paid in the end. But nonetheless, uh. Some conspiracy theories
believe that deep fake technology is already being used to
hide the truth about world leaders. For example, rumors suggested

(01:01:40):
back when he was the president that Joe Biden's public
appearances are heavily reliant on deep fakes, claiming he's unfit
to govern and secretly controlled by shadowy figures. I remember
there were was, you know, some some videos of his
masks hanging off and shit, it's like his neck had
a zipper, or if he got a fucking keypad behind
his ear and stuff. I don't know. Deep fake technology

(01:02:03):
could also be used to alter historical records. What if
all of a sudden, that video of JFK, a random
guy pops up in the It's like a random additional
Secret Service agent pops up and you see a flash
from a muzzle that you'd never seen before barrel, and
you say, wait a second, wait a second, and they

(01:02:25):
change all these videos. They alter history. They they post,
they post a video of Martin Luther King falling from
the balcony. He's drunk, he fell from the balcony. Alter's history.
He wasn't assassinated, he got drunk and fell from the balcony.

(01:02:45):
They could change history, just like they already have changed.
Oh yeah, a lot of historical references are proven inaccurate
and it will continue for the rest of time. I
remember when I was a kid, there was a history
book and in our history book there was a fucking
UFO and there were dinosaurs getting on the UFO dog.

(01:03:07):
That's cool, dude, Hey, we don't we don't know that
that didn't happen for most of my life. I say,
the Ambassaards didn't die. He's got a spaceship and flew
out of here. That was in a history book. You're
about to show me something. Yeah, it's it's the tweet.
Don't say it's to Nancy. God, he's such a I

(01:03:35):
don't know. The last one is bad. Bet you did
not see that coming, dude, it's so fucking bad. A
little fucking idiot, he's ld oh man. Yeah, imagine a
deep fake video of a of a revered historical figure
spouting racist or inflammatory rhetoric or changing how future generations

(01:03:59):
perceive them. Governments are rogue organizations could rewrite history to
serve their agendas. Just this past week or so was
the celebration of Martin Luther King Day. There's documents out
there about how much fucking blow MLK used to do
and how you loved eating pussy. Hey man, fok in America.

(01:04:24):
That's how that's how it should be over here. Are
those real or not? No? But we covered it in
our Martin Luther King episode that he was a pussy hound.
That was his thing. Dude, Good for him, man, I mean, hey,
but that's not very godly. You know that the image
you're trying to portray, it doesn't really, it doesn't fit.
Come over here, baby, let me segregate them legs. Let

(01:04:47):
me edith, Let me edith poo. There's also celebrity clones.
Good God, Almighty, the one need to check if Britney
Spears is a fucking clone. I think does she dance
with steak knives? A pile of dog shit in the background,

(01:05:09):
dirty dishes, nasty bitch pissing all over the floor. Dude,
we're not clean here, but we're cleaner than Britney Spears. Yeah,
for sure, for sure. Some uh some theorists claim that
celebrities like Britney Spears or Kanye Western are in fact
deep fake clones controlled by handlers to push specific agendas.
According to these conspiracies, the real individuals have either been

(01:05:32):
silenced or replaced with deep fakes used to maintain their
public image. I personally think I think that I think
Kanye is a lot smarter than people give him. Dude, Guys,
he's just a he's eccentric, he's just he's an he's

(01:05:53):
an artist.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
He's he's been blowing the lid off of like it
here's here's the thing. It's it's the same thing with
with Alex Jones, you know what I mean, Like there's
there's truth sprinkled in there, but his outlandish antics make
him seem like all he does is say crazy shit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Yeah. But so like Alex Jones, the thing is he
can say fifty things they're dumber than absolute dog shit. Yeah,
one or two of those things have some truth to it, sure, Sure.
And the same is with Kanye Man, it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
They're cutting promos, like they're cutting ww promos and they're
throwing shit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
But that's their shtick though, I know, I know. I
promise if you met Alex Jones at the bar, he
would be a little fucking crazy. Yeah, but he's not
going to be the guy you see on InfoWars dot com.
It's a character you have, right, much like me. Some
people probably hang out with me and say, this motherfucker's
boring compared to the podcast, he's a square. Yeah, you

(01:06:54):
gotta turn it up a little bit, man, I mean,
I get it. Doesn't he doesn't suck. He's not a
dick sucker like we thought he was a dick sucker. Yeah,
he ain't. He's just sitting here eating hot wings and
drinking a diet pepsi. He love me, He's hot wings. Man.
Reality is not always as it seems. It's true, Britney spears.

(01:07:21):
We got to get her help. We did help her, baby,
baby doll right here? He I uh. And what if

(01:07:43):
a deep fake technology? What if it's calculated tool to
your road trust in all media. By flooding the Internet
with fake videos, bad actors could create a society where
no one believes anything that they see or hear from
mainstream media, making it easier to hide real crimes and scandals.
Good old fashioned disinformation, man, that's what they do, old misdirect.

(01:08:09):
California is on fire. Pardon us while we booger the
shit out these kids right right. Shame, these tunnels are
burning down where we fucking show for these fourteen year
old flesh lights back and forth between cities. It's the
fucking magician effect. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
He gets up there, fucking shakes his fingers around, moves
his hands, and his assistant fucking coming up from underneath
the stage, underneath the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Curtain, got a distract smoking mirrors. Not yes, sir, what
it is. And despite the ominous potential of deep fakes,
researchers are working to counteract their misuse, which is welcomed
after everything we've listened to in this episode. AI detection
tools algorithms are being developed to spot inconsistencies in deep

(01:08:55):
fake videos, such as unnatural blinking or mismatched lighting. However,
for as detection tools improve, so is the technology behind
deep fakes. Sure. Blockchain verification is being a proposed technology
to authenticate media at the point of creation, ensuring it
has it has not been tampered with. Blockchain is similar

(01:09:18):
to what's used in cryptocurrency buying, trading, things like that,
so people can't just like take your shit. It's probably
the same premise as like two factor authentication. Nobody better
touch my fucking hawk tu coin or I'll be pissed.
My mortgage is all in there hawk too. It don't

(01:09:40):
take off, dude. My kids ain't eating right, all sixteen
of my kids, well sixteen of them. Countries like the
US and China are introducing laws to criminalize malicious deep
fake use, but enforcement remains a challenge. Educating people by

(01:10:00):
the existence and dangers of deep fakes is crucial, and
fostering skepticism towards unverified media, and that's what I was
just talking about earlier. You gotta tell the old fuckers
in your life about AI and deep fakes and technology,
how they can change voices to make it seem like
someone calling them is actually the person that they say

(01:10:22):
they are, but they're really not. If my daughter called
me and said, Dad, I'm I've been kidnapped, they want
you to venmo them two hundred dollars to let me
go right now, or they're gonna fucking kill me. I'm
probably gonna venmo two hundred dollars right away without asking
questions unless I say ask her something like where where's

(01:10:48):
the thermostat in your room? Or like whereas like what
what's your where do we go for dinner? For the
daily daughter dance? You know, just just ask him. Is
the where's the horse? If she says, Dad, the horse
out of the barn, well, two hundred dollars is all
the way she says horses out of the barn, They're

(01:11:11):
gonna kill me for two hundred dollars. Okay, you use
the code word, I like it, which I know some
of you listening are probably saying, we got his code word,
the horses out of the barn is not my code phrase.
Good not gonna use what my code for my code
phrase is, because then you guys will steal it, they'll
use it against me. They got to educate the old people.

(01:11:33):
They're stupid, they're helpless. They're like a dog with hamd cancer.
They can't help theirselves. You got to help them. Oh
another hint, another clue. One huh, just one loneliest number.
So consider the speculative story here. This is a speculative story.

(01:11:54):
It's twenty twenty eight. A global summit is being live
stream to billions when a video suddenly interrupts the broadcast.
It's the United States President declaring a surprise attack on Russia.
Panic ensues, markets crash, military's mobile eyes. Minutes later, the
video is debunked as a deep fake, but the damage

(01:12:14):
it's in fact done. Nations teeter on the brink of war,
all triggered by a few lines of malicious code. Crazy
how many lines of malicious code? Um fourteen. In the
same year, a private citizen finds herself the target of
a deep fake black male scheme like no fucking blackmail,

(01:12:38):
mind box, buddy, a.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Video services speaking of blackmail, that picture you fucking sent
me earlier, Brizilla, Jesus Christ only sent you a quarter
of it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
That thought I needed to see. There was more dick
in that quarter of a picture that video I sent
you when we showed a quarter half his dick, so
four to five times bigger than mine.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Yeah, that was like a sixty three fucking megabyte picture, btes,
sixty three pound dick.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
That was not a That was not a hint. That
legitimately six that was not a hint. Yeah, I'm sorry
about that. I'm not sorry, but that was great. Yeah.
So the video it surfaces showing her accepting bribes, costing
her her job and marriage. Despite proving her innocence, the

(01:13:35):
stigma remains. Her life is irrevocably destroyed, all because someone
ex lover with a grudge had access to free deep
fake software made something her eating fucking jolly Ranchers out
of a kid's But I don't whatever you could make
a deep fake of that would make somebody lose their
career twenty Deep technology is both with a marvel of

(01:14:00):
human innovation and a harborbinger of digital doom. Its potential
to deceive and manipulate is unparalleled, posing existential questions about
truth and trust in the digital age. As society grapples
with this new reality, one thing is certain, though, the
line between real and fake will only grow blurrier. Whether

(01:14:22):
we rise to the challenge or succumb to a post
truth world remains to be seen. There's this article that
I did find earlier today. It's from Fox News from
back in June of twenty twenty four. State lawmakers are
trying to stay ahead of child predators and cyber bullys
who use AI that means closing loopholes. YadA YadA. A

(01:14:47):
woman by the name of animc Adams says, the issue
is very very close to my heart and I will
try to hold it together. The North Texas mother gave
emotional testimony to the Texas Senate Committee on Criminal Justice
on Thursday. Her daughter, a fourteen year old student at
al Alaedo High School, was targeted by a cyber bully
last year. We woke up to her phone blowing up,

(01:15:08):
warning her that nude pictures of her being distributed to
the high school. The North Texas mother told the committee
that a fellow student took innocent photos of her daughter
and seven other classmates and used computer software deep fake
software to create deep fake nude images of the girls.
The kid who did this was fifteen. He then used
Snapchat to circulate the pictures to all the other students

(01:15:31):
in the school. Texas Senate Committee on Criminal Justice is
tasked with creating tougher state laws. The Attorney General went
on to say, the problem is, I think we have
some constitutional limitations that say we have to pin it
with a real child, and that's extremely difficult for law
enforcement to do, especially with their current abilities. The director

(01:15:52):
of Law Enforcement for the state Attorney General's office told
lawmakers that there are websites that allow users to create
deep fake profile. You can actually have it generate for
you a person that does not exist. Now, imagine that
power compounded by someone who really wants to do bad
things with it to our children. Imagine a child getting
a photograph of themselves, originally a benign photo, where a

(01:16:16):
bad actor has stripped the clothes off of them, has
sent that to them and said, if you don't send
me money, if you don't perform sexual acts, or you
don't actually produce real content for me, then I'm going
to spread these around your school. Currently, it is a
crime under state laws to produce deep fake videos, but
not deep fake photos. Lawmakers asked the panelists to send

(01:16:39):
them the suggested recommendations to help the state legislature strengthen
state law. It's awful. It is fucking awful because that
would cause a fourteen year old girl that would her
life would spiral. Oh absolutely, it would ruin her life.
It would ruin a family, it would crush home all
because some little fuck whatever did a little It's gotta sat.

(01:17:03):
There's software out there that's as simple as upload a
picture that you want to see naked like. It's just
like you, just you upload it and then it spits
out of whether it's accurate or not. I don't really
I don't dabble in these things, but I would imagine
there's something benign out there that does a good enough

(01:17:25):
job that you could hold somebody hostage and say, look,
I'm gonna spread this picture, aroun unless you fucking come
smoke them smoking the woods with me. Come smoke drugs
in the back of the woods with me, And there
you are, smoking fucking crypto in the back of the woods.
Got a guy with a satchel four full of corn

(01:17:46):
cot dildos.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
There's maybe fucking ai pictures of us with big fucking
fat tits just going around.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
Yeah, i'd be sweet nineteen I'd jerk off that fat tits.
Nineteen tits. That's a lot of tits, all right, Zachy.
And it's an odd number this, it's only either got
three or one. It was getting chase by a woman.
She had nineteen tits hold down back of a second partner.

(01:18:20):
You know, tits coming pairs. She had nineteen pairs of ts.
Fuck yeah, man, hey, were you able to count nineteen
terry pairs tits? So that concludes our episode covering deep
fakes on What do you think about deep fakes? Robert, Uh,

(01:18:43):
I don't like it. Dangerous it is, it's for sure.
It's playing with fire. We talked about it last week.
It was our article we covered a woman. A woman
was scammed by a person pretending to be Brad Pitt.
It's some of the pictures. This is the worst examples

(01:19:05):
of deep Like, there's way better shit out there. This
woman wanted it to be Brad Pitt's so bad. This
motherfucker used Microsoft paint, he really did, and put A
and A's banage wrap on Brad Pitt's head and said,
I'm fucking they're doing a little botomy unless you send
five hundred dollars. They trapped her ass dog, they got her.

(01:19:25):
They legit got the one. They got the one they needed. Yeah,
but there's tons of them out there. You can't tell
me that if some man reached out to your mom
right now, your mom, who ain't been fucking pipe the
fuck down, says nineteen eighty nine. She gets a message
from Brad Pitt saying, I want to lay you down, lady,

(01:19:46):
but I need money for a ticket. I need plate ticket,
I need money for it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
I got ham cancer, my dog sick. I've spent all
my money on my sick dog and corn dillos. Angelina
took all my money she did. Please help you wipe
me out. She left me alone in this hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
I'll give her some money. I don't care. Yeah, man,
you know what I mean. And then I'm I don't
want to get deep fakes. Yeah, they're scary, man, Educate
the old people around you, educate yourselves. But then we
get this news story breaking this week that Barack Obama's

(01:20:26):
with Jennifer Aniston. I've been trying to marry I've been
trying to get with her for since I was thirteen
years old. I've been trying to get with this woman
and Brock just walks in, lays it down, laser down.

(01:20:48):
She said, what are you doing? He said, I'm Edith
Puffy whatever it was? Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Is that deep fake shit? I don't know who knows?
Maybe he's fucking dicking her down? Man? Would you pay
money for a Barack Obama Jennifer Aniston's sex tape? Yeah,
fifty bucks. Yeah, just forty six minutes of them just
going at it like pigs. Sure, it's a nice, polite,
fucking tear. Well, that's the noise he makes. She makes

(01:21:21):
whatever out here, maybe him who knows you like Jennifer Aniston, Yeah,
she think that I could. I could definitely see it. Yeah,
you think you could see a future with her? Though?
Or it just be like a one night thing. I
feel like she'd use and abuse me. Man. Yeah, that's
what I worry about. And honestly, dude, if she take
my seed and then that would be it. If faced
with it, if she you know, she saw me Domino's

(01:21:42):
picking up a pizza and she said come back to
the house with me, as saying, no, you know what
I got waiting at my house is way more than
what you have to offer me, Jennifer. And then if
I commit adultery, then my riches in heaven are gone right,
And I'm not doing that. She like, she knows she's
she knows she's out of your league, but she still
kind of wants she wants to taste still. Yeah, she

(01:22:03):
never been with an l D. Yeah, she never been
with a man who's she's doing charity work. You've never
been with a man who had a sick dog and
helped it recover. Seeing a guy's the equivalent of one
like one prayer. Well, I hope you're able to solve
the puzzle. It was an easy one, but don't overthink it.

(01:22:26):
Those numbers we gave you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Yeah, yeah, she's like, I like the way he tucks
his stomach into his gym shorts. It looks so good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Oh dude, shit. I liked at the bottom of his
sweatpants are tucked into his socks. I like it. No
matter how much he washes those shorts, he's still smell
like pee. You have any shorts like that? No matter
what you do to him, they still stink. No, No,
I don't. Actually, some miles on them. I've never shipped

(01:23:05):
these things. They're my old football shorts from high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there you go. That's why, dude. I've worn these shorts
the buffets. I've worn these shorts the family gatherings. I've
fingered people in these shorts. I've fucking given I've been
fingered in these shorts. I've given the dog of bath

(01:23:26):
than these shorts. I wore these shorts the White House.
I think. I've wore these shorts to meet dignitaries. I've
worn these shorts when I went and saw the Cross
in Jerusalem. I've wore these shorts when I gave faith
surgery to dog with cancer. I've worn these shorts, and

(01:23:48):
now when I wear them, they stink. They smell a
smell like an operating room where someone getting surgery. See.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
I don't have any shorts that stink. But I got
some shorts that have been with me since high school
that I can't wear anymore because the elastic is completely
blown out of them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
You got to fucking band them up, but like a ponytail.
But I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
I can't part with them, man, I can't get rid
of them. It's one of those things like I've had
them for so long, I don't want to get rid
of them. I'm like, well, if I get fat one day,
then batter, then then it'll be my comfort shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
I'm a north Ridge Polar Bear baby. Yeah, and these
shorts they tell the story fucking bleed red. I watched
my children be born in these shorts. Yeah, I laid
my wife down in these shorts. They're they're good, they're comfy,
but they stink. They stink bad, Robert Man, I believe you,

(01:24:47):
believe you. They feel waxy too. That's like they're starting,
they're starting to morph. Well, like a party, like a
cup at a you know, you got a kid's birthday
party and they give you a uh water down, a
Hawaiian punch and a wax cot up. Yeah. Yeah, feel
like a wax cup. I'm just starting to metamorphosize. So
covered in fucking nut and just staying up on their own.

(01:25:10):
We're so caked with nut. If you're caked a nut,
send us an email. Brohio Podcast at gmail dot com
and to elaborate more on our puzzle. Don't overthink it.
Those numbers stand for something, something simple, and the clue
was u ur l do we do we have anything

(01:25:35):
like that. I'm not gonna go any further. Yeah, figure
it out. Figure it out. When you got the answer
the phrase, send us an email. Brohio Podcast at gmail
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if it goes well, if you guys like it, we'll
do it again next week.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
That sounds good to me, right, well, you know you
should do astono. You've seen those videos of those guys
that get their uh they get their genes like really
heavily starched to like they're fucking you can't even put
your legs in because you need to do that with
your shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
I could. I mean they're already stars. Dude, I'm gonna
put them on him. I gotta hit him against the
wall about four times. It sounds like you're breaking ice. Well,
you get him out of the I pull these shorts
out of the drawing. They're like, you're trying to bite
me on the neck, on the face and ship barking,
and I gotta beat it against the wall, knock it
out everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Oh you were in them shorts again until you get
your fucking acid balls in there and then they calm down.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Kills out, dude. Oh great fucking fat ass nuts in there.
Oh ship, I gotta go, Man, I got so much
ship to fucking I don't have anything to do, but
I just don't want to do this anymore. Hell yeah,
you guys, the fucking riddle you mm hmm. I want

(01:27:23):
to see your dass, dick,