Furries

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Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm just gonna say it. Okay, Okay, I'm out on
Hey Dudes.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I think people wear Hey Dudes fuck their kids. They
may not me for a second, Okay, I listen. They
may not fuck their kids, Okay, but they fucked something
or someone they're not supposed to, somebody's kids, somebody I
don't know. I'm not saying. I'm not gonna say the
P word. I'm not gonna call them that. I'm out
on Hey dudes.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, what are you in on?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Crocs?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, okay, there's.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Nothing creepy about crocs.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, same word, different font, got it.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hey, if you're wearing Hey Dudes or crocs, thanks for
tuning into this episode of the Brio Podcast. We're happy
to have you here. I am one half of the
most sensational, stupendous, marvelous podcast you will ever listen to.
I'm the Delicious nic Delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And I'm robbed Dog. Hey, guys, hope everybody had a
good week last week.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'm just kidding about the Hey Dudes. I don't like him,
but I don't think you fuck your kids, So don't
send us. I know you guys, got your Gmail loaded
up right now, send us a hate Graham. Well, we
don't need to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh yeah, I don't like them. It's all fun in
games until someone's kid gets fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, it's not here. We got a very special episode
we've been waiting years to do. How have we not
done a furries episode?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I have no idea. Man, that's kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Have we done a furries episode and we're potentially forgetting
about it?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Possibly?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
So what I always do before an episode, I always so,
I'll google furries, Brohio podcast or uh you know, uh
jfk assassination. I'll look it up just to see. I
looked up furries. Closest thing we've done is Kinks. Oh yeah,
and we didn't even talk about furries in that one.

(02:06):
I think we just always passively talk about furries.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's like the fucking the z it on the ass
of I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
The more I learned about him, the more the more
I I I am, I'm less in the.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
So you know, before, oh my god, fucking ferries, you're
nasty something nasty bastards, fucking weirdos dress up like cats
and fuck each other.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
That's not how I feel about them as much. But
We're still gonna have all right, and thank god we've
got Feral Mechanic as our newest Patreon pledgure Feral Mechanic.
Hell yeah, I don't wanna. I don't want to calm one.
I want a feral They have to be Yeah and

(02:52):
farrel Mechanic. We appreciate you here at the Brohio podcast.
This is one quick uh caveat or Let's side quest.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
We'll call it. Sure.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
You know I've told this story, but this is one
of my favorite words. Feral. You know I have to
I used to have to trap cats for the police
department I worked for, and I would take those cats
the Humane Society and they say at the intake it
was like a jail intake, but for fucking cats. I'd
be out there with Heathcliff and Garfield and there bullcom
Dano and they say, is it feral? And I didn't

(03:24):
know what that word meant. Thought always coin flip. I'd
either say yeah or no, or I would just mumble.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's for real. Will Will Will Ferrell, happy happy happy,
But remember one time that this uh, this one of
the he was one of the managers.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
He never took the cats in, but He's like, is
this one Farrell? And I said no. He said, oh, okay,
good and I heard.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Him go in the next room and he was like,
fucked him up.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
He came back and he had scratches on his chest,
his shirt was ripped.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh man, that's a He's.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Like, it may have been nice for you, but it
wasn't nice for me. And I say, yeah, man, I
don't know what happened far or not far? Oh cat's
a cat? Okay, sound like you wiping turpentine on things?
Ass in the next room. Poor guy, broken copier.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh, that's great. Next, we got I think one of
my fucking old AOL screen games here. We got six
mister six doomed six.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Six, Mister six doomed.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Shit, appreciate it, brother or sister, whatever you are. I
don't judge.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Fuck the Bible, man, mister doomed.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
We're all fucking doomed.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Brother six, mister six doomed six, Thank you, appreciate it.
How about staircase justice? My wife got that one time
I wasn't doing another baby dog.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
That's what happens. That's what happens when Nan falls down
the fucking stairs. Your brother and laws, running your mouth
a little bit too much. He gets some staircase justice.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
She said, we're having a fourth baby. I said, like,
how we are their case justice.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Nan took a tumble.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
My wife had her tubes tied after the third one.
I said, I am out, buddy, I am out, lucky, lucky.
I'm still poting like a cobra.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Me too, brother.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
She said, you want to get snipped, so for what
do Yeah? Oh you I don't need to all right,
I don't get get the fucking mattress pregnant or something.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
You're still ready to sew the motes dog. Oh shit.
Speaking of so and notes, we got my next favorite
ginger of all time. Wendy love your fucking burgers and
your frosty.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That bacona or will kill more people per capita than
guns in the United States of America this year.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I fucking love me some Wendy dude. I could deal
without the shitty customer service or the fact that they
have one person who's high as fuck always working and
that's it. But yeah, I think all the Windy's around
us are pretty much about to shut down. But as
far as food goes, oh fuck, those burgers are good.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
We got the baked potato with cheddared. Oh fuck me, Wendy,
thank you, thanks for making us hungry too. How about
Lisa Osborne recording to that uh courting Lisa Osborne's pictures
she got here on patron She looks like she's perhaps
a sex worker, So Lisa, thanks for taking time out
of your busy schedule of sitting on cakes and uh,

(06:26):
presumably shitting on men.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
She's got bang, so you know she takes it in
the ass.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
I don't want know your name. All I want bang
bang bang congratulations.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Next we got Harold.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
What a fucking good old fashioned name, dude.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Harold's a pervert.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
He's got Harry balls for sure, super hairy balls.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh you know, su As Harold listens to this, he's
gonna be like.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Sweetheart, I gotta gold store.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
What for Harold?

Speaker 5 (06:57):
It's time I start shaving my nuts.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
That's one of the no offense man. But that's one
of those names that you fucking if you're if you're
a woman, you do not want to fucking moan.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Oh, Harold, call.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Me Harry, call me dirty Harry.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh ship, thanks Harold, appreciate your brother. Hey, how about
Bob Hutchins that's another bat. That's another not so great
name for a young man. Uh, but not as bad
as Harold. But Bobby Hutchins, Emma Robs, I'm pretty close.
Bobby Hutchins sounds like the name of somebody that used
to beat you up in the neighborhood, set cats on
fire or something. Fucking tooth a ship and your mom's like,

(07:35):
what happened? You're like Bobby hutchinsby.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
It's like fucking dukes of hazard ship right there.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
I was playing with Bobby Hutchins and I told him
to shut up.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
He punched me the mouth.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
The fuck Bobby Hutchins ship. Yeah, how about uh? We
got a we got a live one for you. We
got an article. This is from New York. I don't
know what the fuck is going on over in New York.
New York's crime ridden, disgusting, great pizza. They got a
ninja turtles. This might have been a ninja turtle at

(08:13):
King Kong after a man died on a Oh there's
a fucking paywall. Oh no, how does this even happen?
I'm not paying for this.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Hell no, man, I had to work around here real quick.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Please, searching for a man who allegedly sexually abused a
corpse on New York subway. I didn't have to go
far for this one. Yeah, A man sexually violated a
corpse on New York City subway train after stealing from
the body. Okay, becoming the second of two people to
rob that particular dead person. Authorities said, fuck dude, New York.

(09:00):
One of the most grotesque US crimes stories of late
unfolded on a southbound R train near the Whitehall Street
station in Manhattan at about twelve twenty am on Wednesday,
when an unidentified individual had sexual contact with an unconscious
and unresponsive adult male. Okay, this is gage shit in

(09:21):
plane view of surveillance cameras. The statement did not elaborate
and did not identify the attacker or the victim, though
they released surveillance photos of a suspect carrying a black
backpack and wearing a blue Los Angeles Dodgers ball cap.
His death typical California behavior right there. Nonetheless, a poster

(09:45):
distributed to transit workers alleged to the victim, I'm sorry
that the man wanted in the case had engaged in
sexual intercourse with a quote dead human body. As the
New York City news website Got the Mist reported the poster,
which was reviewed by the Guardian as well, alleged that
investigators had probable cause to arrest a fifty one year
old man identified as Carlos Garcia. Good luck finding him,

(10:08):
whose last known addresses in the Bronx. The fuck is
that that attack marked the second time the dead person,
who was described as a man, had been stolen from
in less than an hour. At about ten forty eight
pm on Tuesday, police set a woman approach the man,
removed unspecified property from him, and then left. She didn't

(10:29):
fucking know, just the dude. So this guy dies on
the subway. Wonderful New York residents see that he's in fact, yep,
he's dead.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
We're gonna take his wallet and then fuck him.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
And then the one guy, Carlos Garcia comes along. He says,
I like to have your wallet as well. Oh no wallet,
Well you're fixing the pay taxes.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
You're paying with your flesh wallet. Fucking pirates, booty buddy,
fucking prison pocket brother.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
How does it's so profound to me that other people
right on the subway didn't say, hey, that guy hasn't
moved an hour that guy's fucking him.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's New York, brother, Do they mind their own business
and shut their fucking mouths?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Just like, oh my god, what is That's not a woman?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
That's what I said.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I don't know what the fuck that it's not a woman.
That's got a go tea?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Well, no way, I don't judge, but no, no, that's well,
I'm out work.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
We're looking at a picture of the first person that
stole from the dead person that does not appear to
be a woman to me. He's got a really nice
man tits, big fucking voluptuous lips, big old bloney maloney floppers.
Oh yeah, those things are puffy for sure. To you,
r t l E power. To you, r t l

(11:57):
E power. That's what the city needs. Turtles a vigilante. Yeah,
a team of nuclear turtles. It can trotty kick like
Bruce Lee. Someone's got to regulate the behavior on the
New York transits of the New York subway system.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Someone get a big rat to be a father figure
to four retard turtles.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
A rat to father five turtles.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
You know, when I got a subway, I usually get
an Italian BMT or a cold cut combo. These guys
went for a different kind of cold.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Cut cold butt. Get that old cold that cold butt.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh, give me some wool vinegar.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Let us. Shit, don't be cheap on the cold But.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's diabolical, dude.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
That sucks. Dude, it's fucking the R train. It's fucking
the rape train. Uh, don't get on that arrain. You
know what they do on that art train.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Well there I was.

Speaker 7 (13:07):
First, I woke up, my wallet was gone, and it
nearly out a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
What a way to go out.

Speaker 7 (13:15):
Next thing, I know, some fine gentlemen was pushing my
poop in. I'm man by the name of Carlos Garcia
asked me if I'd ever had a chiloopa. Hey, this
is gonna be a long episode, so we're gonna go ahead.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Uh, gonna take a quick break for archelupa sponsors or
all of our Taco Bell sponsors. Buddy, I love Taco Bell. Yeah,
me too, man, It's my favorite fast food rate.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
It is mine too. Yeah, I've been getting it for breakfast,
fucking breakfast crunch wraps. My fucking god, and.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Any person they can look me in the eye and
tell me that Taco Bell is not authentic Mexican cuisine.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Man, in the only thing I need to break from
those for a second. Now I'm getting sweaty.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Oh, okay, I got the air on.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Now you're good, dude. It's just me. Just it's summer.
It's this is this is a summer rob with the
sweat lands, flat sweats. Yeah, it's fucking it's it's hitting me.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
You haven't been the same ever since you said cold butt.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
It's making me sweat, giving me shivers.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Brother.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I know Taco Bell puts cheddar cheese in their tacos,
but it works.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Okay, it kills, ship slaps, it kills. I love it.
They have that new fucking have you had that new ship.
It's the new Taco I don't remember what it's the,
like the Deluxe or the Cantina. Oh my fucking god.
I lucked out. My wife thought they were gonna be
good and she got him and she hated it, and
I was like, let me try it. She's like, this

(14:52):
is something you're gonna like it. It's I'm like, yeah,
go get me some more. I fucking want six more
of these.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I like those roll chicken tacos they have.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, dude, I love Taco Bill.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Let's talk about something that, well, we've been sniffing around
for a long time, but something that's been sniffing around
the internet for the better part of twenty plus years.
That's something that's been mostly misunderstood, often mocked in the
past year or two, very feared, betishized. A god damn yeah, mop,

(15:37):
you didn't get with them. We need to interview somebody
that's moped. Got a like a like a peek peep show. Yeah,
somebody used to mop up.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Come, I know somebody that did so.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I don't know if she ever mopped though, did.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
She I don't know if she'd she definitely cleaned, that's it. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
that's disgusting. It's like if you got a mop, that's
a lot of that's a lot of cum.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Dude, I'd be I'd be worried.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, worried, sick a lot of cum.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Brother. Hey, something else. I'm out on your people that
ride people that fucking drive in the far left lane. Okay,
they just drive there, you just.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh yeah, they'll use it as a passing lane.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
The left lane is a passing lane. You knee in
your thaws, get the fuck over and let the cars
driving faster than you go around you then get back
in the left lane.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah. It pisses me off when I see semis in
the middle l middle or left lane, Mother of God,
pisses me off. Ain't no reason for that to get
your get your ass in your slow lane and fucking
stay there.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Even if you're in the past, even if you think, oh,
I'm in the passing lane because I'm going ninety five
miles an hour. Okay, great, but if someone's behind you,
get out of the way. Yeah, God, I get so
I started. I bought a stolen gun and I kept
keeping my car. Yeah, just for the just for the
fact that I at a road rage with people that

(17:04):
don't they just camp in the in the hammer lane.
That's what you gotta do. Man. So if I do
shoot somebody, it's gonna be with a stolen gun.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
File those numbers off. I can change the barrel a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Copp will be like, hey, what is this? I said,
I don't know. I bought it that way, Yeah, I say,
who'd you buy it from? Us? Say Rob, Rob Schmidt
Rhio podcast bought it from Harold He's fucking robbed dog
O five on PlayStation or.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Some ship, Xbox yep, ye find me fucking but yeah, yeah,
don't fuck me please.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'm tender today. Speaking a tender, we're talking about furries.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Okay, what a segue.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I'm talking suits, tails, howling at conventions, erotic art of
foxes with six packs?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Do I love that?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
And then seldomly maybe a guy who insists his spirit
animal is a gay dragon names Altan.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Getting great eat it? Do you remember those old tan
machines you could tell your future dog, good Man, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
You're going to be a gay dragon. It's old ted five.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
More dollars and it won't be a gay dragon. They
can't be a gay dragon would be way cooler than
not being a dragon at all.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Dude, I just presume I'm a dragon. I'll do whatever
I want, right, I don't need a label. You don't
answer to anybody. You call me gay, call me straight,
Just don't call me anything, because I'm a dragon.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Don't give a fuck what you call me.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Now. Furry fandom it's a a subculture obsessed with anthropomorphic animals,
which are characters blending human and animal traits like talking wolves,
talking dragons, foxes, I think bugs, Bunny, Sonic the head Chogger,

(18:56):
Simba with abs pretty much like get it, all of
them animals with very human characteristics.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Do you remember animorphs books?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, the artwork was always the best. Yeah ever sough
it was.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Like a fourteen year old boy morphing into a donkey.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
For some reason, a fucking mouse.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh yeah. Now, participants in the furry fandom they create personas.
I like that, which is a play on words for
the word persona. A fir sona is personalized avatars with names, backstories,
and designs ranging from cartoonish to hyper realistic. And I

(19:41):
know what you're probably saying right now. You think, oh, well,
furries are the people that dress up in furry costumes
and go to cons festivals. Well you are correct, those
are furries with money. But ninety percent of the furry
community is all online. It's like a it's like a

(20:02):
imaginative genre. It's like a maginative community where you can
kind of make up your backstories, role play, make up
your character. You get to pretend you are something that
you are not.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
And we all used to do that in chat rooms
back in the day.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Role playing. Yeah, some express their for sona through art
or online role play, while others wear furst suits, and
I'm talking elaborate custom costumes costing anywhere between two thousand
the upwards of fifty twenty twenty five thirty thousand dollars costumes.
My name is Mildred. I'm a grizzly bear with huge tits.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
I'm spirit Shark.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
They don't have they don't go by Mildred. It's like
weird fucking names now these first school though, Well I
would that's very loose.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Well, well, it's going by cool names like that, like
not going by random names like fucking Mildred. Like I said,
like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I'm fire, I'm I'm Blaze.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yeah, that's cool as fuck.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
I'm blazed bird, call me Vampiro.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
First suits often feature animatronic jaws, led eyes, or cooling
fans to prevent heat stroke. Only about fifteen to twenty
percent of Fury's own furst suits. Due to costs, Most
stick to the digital format or artistic expression. But there

(21:31):
is a very small niche in the furry fandom where
this is all erotic, all erotic hick, this is sexually driven.
They're like some people wear in like furry suits with
the butthole cut out, So that's sweet. So you'll get

(21:51):
a nice baby blue you know, fox costume. You're the
fabled Fox, and you got a little slit for your
pussy flaps to hang out.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
If that's sweet, if you are a female.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
And that's another thing is furries are just mostly gay guys.
They're not very many attractive women hanging out in the
furry fandom. I hate to say it.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Well, yeah, from when I see that, I will.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Tell you they do exist, but they're not very prevalent
the fandom. Purry fandom. It began in the nineteen eighties
at a sci fi convention where fans of comics like
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and novels like Red Wall. Well,
they bonded over anthropomorphic characters. Okay. By the nineteen nineties,

(22:39):
dedicated furry conventions emerged, including Anthrocon, which is now the
largest furry con, hosting over twelve thousand attendees annually in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Of course, it's in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Twelve thousand people crammed into a convention center in furry costume.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
In Pittsburgh, fucking Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Price smells like shark breath in there.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, oh fuck.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Other major events include Midwest FurFest in Chicago and Kunfuzzled
in the UK, each drawing thousands upon thousands of furry
con participants.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Fuzzle, that's a fucking gay ass UK ship.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Come fuzzle for you catch me that furry shit.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Midwest FurFest that's pretty fucking clever, though, I like that,
I fuck with that.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Conventions they feature art auctions, dance competitions, furs, suit parades,
and cherry drives, with Anthra con raising over six hundred
thousand dollars for animal shelters since nineteen ninety seven. That's
awesome and a staggering statistic that we just talked about
between seventy and eighty five percent of furries are actually male.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Sign me up, I'm there, say less.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, I have been working on my mating call the
entire time that I've worked on the research for this episode. Okay,
well what you got now, Well, I'm not ready to
show it to the world because when I do unleash it,
it will be when I am ready to secure mate,
because I know.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
So One, you know you can't you can't play lightly
with you, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, you know sometimes you've maybe experienced as a time
or two. I don't know how you are in the bedroom.
But sometimes I'll get my wife all revved up just
say I'm wet, and I feel like, once I do
unleash this mating call, it's gonna be able to get
a man wet. Yeah, just moisten like a chicken wing

(24:42):
towelet yeah. Mostly mostly ship, mostly poop and ship. But
they're gonna hear and they're just gonna say, my god,
I need to I need to go wipe you ever
been so fucking hory and she gotta go wipe your butt?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
I can't say that I have.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh fuck, this happened to me twice last week.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
My dick's been topped off a couple of times. I
got a little spillage. You get that every now and
then on my butte.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I gets spillage. The other day, she u The other day,
I was getting ready for work, It's like fucking six
o'clock in the morning, and she got the shower with me.
I'm like, hell yeah, She's like, no, no funny business.
I got I gotta work too. I'm like, well, fucking
fuck me. And then I got out of the shower
and my fucking ship was leaking. Oh shit, say goddamn
baby girl, where are you going?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Oh damn girl, I'm just thinking fucking funny, got so
fucking bricked up, and you're like, hey, I gotta go
with my ask.

Speaker 8 (25:48):
What.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I don't want to turn you on too much, but
I need to wipe my butt.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
You got me wet. I could take a fucking I
could take a fucking wipe to your butt real quick.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
My tractor stuck in mud. I gotta go wipe. I
gotta go put my mud tires on.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Fuck who hurt? Oh shit?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I love you, baby, and you to wipe my butt.
If you've ever gotten so horny you need to wipe
your butt, send us an email Broyo Podcast at gmail
dot com. We'd love to hear your story. We'd love
to have you on the show.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
We're gonna get some doctor Riot's like, that's not how
it works.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
That's not all a human chemistry of the body works.
God should not ship when they're horning.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, maybe on you're fucking playing it playing Brohio.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
It's like what a fucking octopus get scared and of inks,
it's just.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Like shits itself.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
It gets Cordy to spraise.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, the girls are all fucking getting momoses the next
day and they're like, I know he was horry last night.
We had to change his diaper three times.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Imagine like she thought that that's really what happened. And
your wife friends and they're like, uh, your wife is
the group.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Chat with Nick had a wife his butt four times
last night. Wait what you're doing something wrong? I did
such a good job.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I made him wipe fourteens.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
He's got the wrong knob turned on.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh shit, he's fucking crosswired.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
They were like, we knew it.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
She's sucking solid off.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
He was a furry. Oh shit, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Oh man, that hurt.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah. Demographically, furries, well they are to eve diverse. There's
a wide range of ages from teens to seniors, with
professions spinning, teachers and some retail workers.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Dude, I couldn't ever thought of an old furry.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
He's like cotton candy wear wolf and you take his
helmet off and it's a fucking seventy two year old
guy named Burt.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Just Oh, I'm glad you truck that off.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Fairs couldn't realize freaking.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Hot in there.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh I need to wipe my ass.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Fuck, oh god, oh yeah, maybe this episode would be.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Like this, dude, I can't stop fucking crying. I'm laughing
way too fucking hard. Oh my god, what kind of
animal would an old man be? A frog? He's a toad,
just covered and worts.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Fucking fourteen year old beagle.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Doggy here, I'm only fourteen.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh fuck, some type of geriatric animal. I don't Oh yeah.
That he's by furst Science, which is a research group
dedicated to the scientific research of furries. They study furry fandom.
They're a refer science.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
To fucking bird with three feathers, just looking real hard
up for some fucking seed.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
It's like fucking Iago at the end of a Laddin
when he's got his ass beat like fifty times exactly. Okay,
all right, shit, got dude, we're already.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I'm fucking I'm hurting, dude.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Thirty minutes in, we got fifteen more pages of research.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Ten pages of crying.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Sounds like me righting my girlfriend in middle school. I
love you. Oh shit, I don't care if you don't
have tits yet. That's my first science. A research group
studying the fandom show that anywhere between seventy and eighty
percent identify as LGBTQ plus, particularly gay, bisexual, or gender diverse,

(30:22):
and twenty to thirty percent are neurodivergent, often our autistic.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I think I'm particularly gay.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I don't know if I'm neurodivergent, but I would feel
like if we got a doctor involved, tell me some
shit that I don't want to hear.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, that's why I don't go to doctors.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
So here's the statistics. I'm a statistics guy, right, Sure,
numbers are good. Seventy eighty percent of furries are gay,
twenty to thirty percent or autistic. Okay, do with that
information what you will.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I think we split the middle that goes a long.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Way towards telling you what the insides of those suits
smell like. Right, oh yeah, oh okay, this happened yesterday.
I'm pointing outside. You remember the Star Wars kid that
live behind me?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, well he wasn't he didn't live there. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Last summer I told you guys about there was a
kid in the yard behind me and he would go
out with a fucking stick and he had a lightsaber
or two and he would just fight stormtroopers.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
In the yard, imaginary storms.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Adult kid made me really nervous. He did not, He
didn't live there. One of his grandparents was dying and
they were just there a lot. Well I think someone's
maybe I don't know, but that kid's dad has been
there a lot recently, and he's got this dog and
it just it just fucking barks. It never stops barking.

(31:49):
And I'm at my breaking point with his dog. And
he was out with the dog and I passively, passively aggressively,
I was like, you know, because our fences butt uped
each other and the dogs barks, my dark my dog
doesn't pay any attention to this dog. And he said no.
I I saw him. I was like, ah, he likes
to talk, doesn't he a passive aggressive way of saying,

(32:10):
your dog won't quit fucking barking.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Dude, Yeah, held to shut the fuck up, right, and
he just.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Put his He just put his He looked at the ground.
He shook his head like no. And I said, okay,
I've pissed this guy off whatever, And he looks up
and he gives me the fucking kind of like purses
his lips and gives me the come of your emotion.
So I walk over there and uh, he said, you know,

(32:35):
why it's barking, don't you And I said, I don't know.
I mean dog's bark, buddy. He had no idea, and
he said he knows your girls and heat, talking about
pepper right, And I said who.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
He said, Oh, your dog over there, you're you're you're
black and white one there.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
She's in heat.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
She can and he can smell it. And I said, no, sir,
that dog's not in heat. That dog's been spade since
the very beginning.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
He's like, well, I don't know where'd you take her
to get spade?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Like he can smell it himself.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
And at this point, I'm fucking mad. I'm like, I'm
getting punked by some getting this Rob has something to
do with this.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
I'm getting fucking punked, right.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
And I said, I took her to her like a vet,
a qualified veterinarians bade this dog she's not she's she's
not in heat. He said.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
The other day I saw her out of here walking around.
It looked like her puss was all swelled up.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
And I've never looked at a dog's puss before.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
He said, her pusses all swelled up. Listen, I'm protective
of my wife. I'm protective of my children. All of
that pairs that pales in comparison to how protective I
am of Pepper, my dog. I love this fucking dog. Okay,

(34:05):
I am connected to the hip with his dog. This
dog goes the store with me, I take her to
a restaurant, I take her everywhere. Sure, I've never seen
this dog's pussy before. I've never seen her butthole.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
She's a lady.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I've never needed to do anything like that.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and uh.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I told the guy that I really don't like the
direction this conversation is heading.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
He said, well, if you think you know your dog
and she's not in heat, I guess there's nothing more
talk about there.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
And I want to say I'm gonna fucking kill you,
but I said, I just want to reassure you there's
no chance of my dog being in the state that
you think she's in.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I think that he just gets excited because he sees
another dog.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Absolutely, And he said, yeah, that might be it too,
but always all the puss talk. Then, my guy, I
want and I had a lot of questions. Yeah, but
that was.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yesterday afternoon. I haven't seen him since. The dog hasn't
been out, so hopefully they're gone.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, that sucks, dude, But he's fucking push He was
fucking salvating. He needed wiped toilet.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
I gonna go white mass, honey of the neighbor's dogs.
Pushes all swelled up. Fucking Where the fuck do the like?
Where are these people come from? I have no idea,
So God sends people in my life to hurt me.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
There's never There is no situation that I've ever put
in that I would ever say something like that to somebody.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
He took a long smoke of.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Its a good drag.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Pushes all swelled up.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
He's a nasty bitch.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
He tried to out dad. You man, fucking he has
an alpha move.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh, I'd be like your fucking window licking sun out
of your sword fighting trees. Yeah, I don't want to
see it.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
You know. He's a fucking Jedi.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
That dip shit got fetal alcohol syndrome and he's out
here his lightsabering with the fucking maples.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Pussy looks swollen last summer.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, boy definitely needs to wipe. Oh fuck, got that
fucking shit got the fetal alcohol syndrome. I can tell
the common stereotype never mind hold on, okay, The phantom attracts.

(36:41):
The fandom attracts those seeking acceptance, using fersnas to explore
identity or escape social pressures. A common stereotype paints furries
as sexual deviance focused on YF, which is furry slang
for furry porn. They call it YIF. Give me someone
a YF. I really hope a lot of you learn

(37:09):
something in this episode. I promise no one knew what
fucking very important was called. It's called YIF YEF for
science data in case, it's only fifteen to twenty five
percent engage with YIF. Similar to adult content and other
fandoms like anime or gaming, the majority prioritize creativity, community,

(37:31):
and escapism. However, the adult side it does exist with
explicit art and meurse suits, which are first suits designed
for intimacy, fueling controversy. Like I said, this would be
like a busty fox with a butthole cut out of it,
or you know, something with a more than likely it's

(37:55):
it's a like a first suit with a flap for
a guy to get his dick out. Because, like I said,
not many women partake in the furry fandom. It's all
it's all uh, gay autistic men. Which do you want
to talk about? That checks out life deeling your shitty hand.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, I can't even imagine that man, like the fuck?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Oh I can imagine. Yeah, let me get I want to.
I want to. I want to get me a murse suit.

Speaker 9 (38:29):
Yeah, but you look gift you look up gift for
I just fucking looked up, looked up a fucking furry
porn furry suit with a dick.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Damn, that's a big hog, dude.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I know Fox has got red rockets. That is not
a That is not a red rocket.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
That was an anatomically correct mailed dick.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
That looks like a drive cheft for a school bus.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, it really does. It's just mentioned rod for a
semi truck.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
That's tirerod for a diasl rig bud. I ain't a
day for.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
That's a duly tire. How would you describe your dick?
Me like a baseball bet.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
To understand the fandom, though, consider these these accounts from
all over the Internet that I was able to go
out and find from Reddit, per Affinity and discord, reflecting
common experiences in the in the furry community. Many furries
say it gives them a way to explore gender, sexuality,

(39:47):
and personality in a safer imaginative context. This is from Blaze,
twenty six years old, from Oregon. Blaze's persona is Ember,
a red pan to Blaze, a non binary joined the
fandom at thirteen after facing bullying. Drawing Ember a ninja

(40:07):
with fire powers, it became a coping mechanism. Blaze attends
conventions to sell art, describing them as nerd heaven with
hugs and sketch swaps. A highlight was a pounce in
a FurFest and twenty twenty two a group cuddle with
twenty furries and a hotel lobby.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Sorry, but I can't possibly imagine why Blaze was lit on.
I should be laughing about I don't know why this
person was bullied.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Man.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Blaze does not first suit sighting costs, but wears a
ten dollars tail for fun. The Blaze says the fandom
gave them confidence to come out as non binary.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah, with a fucking ten dollars TMU butt plug. Then
I was just buying a tail, but it's the butt
plug tail.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Gotta wear it now, brother, you wipe and stick it in. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Thunder thirty five from Alabama. Of course, God, the ridicule
of furry from Alabama must face Christ Almighty.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Hello. How they have these fucking real fun names and
then they have even funder per sona names. It's fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Persona is storm Breaker, a grizzly bear that's fucking cool
by day. Thunder or storm Breaker is a mechanic.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Thunder was socially isolated until discovering furries at thirty years old.
His eight thousand dollars Furst suit, complete with cooling system,
transformed him into a con rock star.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
An anthracn twenty twenty three, he led a fifty person
first Suit conga line through Marriott.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
It's a fucking legend.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Thunder's wife, who's not a furry, jokingly calls herself his
zoo keeper. He describes first suiting is wearing courage, letting
them dance and joke freely. Starlight, an eighteen year old
UK from UK. Their first sona is a peacock dragon
hybrid that's cool, fuck too autistic and shy.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
There we go, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Starlight found furry Discord servers during twenty twenty lockdown. Role
playing as a spare spare space faring Dragon helped them
connect with friends globally. They own a twenty dollars Etsy
tail dream big brother, Maybe if you get a fucking job,

(42:47):
you know, like a storm Breaker is a mechanic by trade,
probably makes you know, fifty to seventy thousand dollars a year. Sure,
he's got himself a nice eight thousand dollars first suit,
right right, he's leading congo lines to fucking Marriott's Starlight.
Peace Cock, autistic and shy, only has a twenty dollars
Etsy tail and dreams of a first suit.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
You're gonna get so fucked up, right, we're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah, Starlight says Outsiders assume furries or creeps, but their
experience is just nerdy funk. A favorite memory is winning
a virtual contest for a Dragon portrait in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
This is all in jest too. Don't don't take anything.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
We're fucking says here. We're idiots, We're fucking stupid. I
promise it's just having fun. Everyone invests the time and
the emotion into something you love. I support, yeah, even
if it's dressing up as a twenty dollars, Etsy butt
Plug Dragon. Yeah no, it's cool as fuck. Yeah, it's
fucking cool. Uh. Chaos forty years old from Las Vegas.

(43:45):
Their forer sona is Rave beast O neon blue Hyena.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Fur beast is a is a DJ. Chaos performs at
furry convention raves where furst suits glow under black lights
and e d M blairs. He describes anthracn twenty twenty
one rave as two hundred furries losing their minds with
one FURST suitor smuggling glow sticks in creative places.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
See this right here. Chaos is my spirit animal.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Chaos avoids the adult scene, but notes after parties can
get spicy with private suites hosting invite only events. He
says furries party harder than Vegas clubbers.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
See after parties get spicy because they got glows sticks
broken in their assholes.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Now are we talking about? Moonshadow twenty two years old
from Florida. They're first son as a black cat with
galaxy patterned furrow.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Huh cool, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
A college student. Moonshadow got into furries through vr chap,
where they attend virtual furry clubs as a glowing avatar.
They describe a twenty twenty three session where a fur
suitor roll Point as a cosmic pizza delivery cat, tossing virtual.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Pizzas dude, dude, this is fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Moonshadows says the fandom's anonymity lets them be out going
despite social anxiety. They've never attended a con but plan
to in twenty twenty six. That's awesome, And I think
what's important to keep in mind here is these people.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
So I appreciate, I really appreciate the creativity, the dedication
for and like the ability for them to be able
to escape and what they consider to interact with other
people like a normal person could. There's power in that.
I like that part of it.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
There is, and it gives people who wouldn't. Some people
might go their entire life without finding friends or without
finding a sense of belonging, whereas the furry community it
gives these people an outlet to feel companionship, to feel friendship,
to feel brotherhood, camaraderie. And I support that because I

(46:07):
think absolutely there's nothing worse than waking up every day
and feeling like you don't belong, like you don't have
a purpose. And this gives an excellent opportunity to people
to feel purpose, to feel friendship, to maybe even feel
another man's butthole inside of a fox costume.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, if you've wanted to. I mean, that's that's what
you It's like. It's no different than anything else. You're
going through school and you fucking find people that like
playing sports, you hang out to people to do sports,
you know what I mean, whatever it is, it's.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
It just creates community. And yeah, and it's cool fellowship.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
I can't be mad at that.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I'm not mad at it.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I may I get it, but I don't. I can't
fucking you know.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Tell you what I am mad about when they start
putting fucking litter boxes in our school system. Oh yeah,
I'm trying to send my boy to school. He's trying
to learn about Japanese arithmetic, and here is fucking his
boy shitting in a box in the bathroom. That's what
we're talking about. Next is the litter box hoax, which

(47:08):
was weaponized by Republicans in the United States of America.
Imagine that a political party weaponizing something that's not real.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
I don't know the claim that.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Schools provide litter boxes for furries or furry students identifying
as animals is a widespread rumor with no basis in reality.
The idea originated in twenty twenty one. It spread via
social media platforms like Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook, amplified by
outrage driven posts. And I saw a lot of those

(47:41):
posts specific schools in the US, in Iowa and Michigan
and Canada. There were schools in all these areas that
were named with stories alleging students used litter boxes and
bathrooms or hallways.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Her dogs, pussy's all swelled up.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
There, dogs, dogs, pusses all swelled up. I need to
go wipe my ass.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
I need to wipe my butt.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Politicians, commentators, and even Joe cif Rogan in twenty one
cited unverified anecdotes like a friend's wife saw it or
a friend shared this. Investigations by Reuters, Associated Press, Snoops,
and local news found zero evident those are not all.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Those are very credible news yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Zero evidence, snow photos, no videos, no credible witnesses. Every
named school district issued denials confirming no litter boxes were provided.
The rumor's origins traced two distortions. Some school stock kitty
litter in classrooms for lockdown kits, which are for bucket

(49:09):
toilets during active shooter scenarios. So kind of sad we
have to do this in America. But they keep lockdown
kits in the bath in the school classrooms in the
event of a prolonged lockdown. Yeah, essentially, they are going
to make the kids shitt in boxes like litter boxes,

(49:29):
so they keep those in the classrooms in the event
that the kids are locked up for an extended period
of time. They're not shitting pissed in the floor. They
can shit and piss and kitty litter inside of buckets
in the classroom. It makes sense. Sure it was misreported
as free accommodations in a twenty ten trend of teens
wearing cat ears or tails exaggerated into claims of identifying

(49:53):
as animals. By twenty twenty two, Joe Rogan actually admitted
the story was likely false, citing a lack of proof.
Science researcher Sharon Roberts, who's attended twenty plus furry conventions,
states no furry events involve litter boxes, and furries do
not mimic animal bathroom habits. Okay, good to know what

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a big old strong shit, I stand up and kick
my back hoofs like I'm trying to cover up like
an alpha dol.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah, don't fuck with my shit.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Don't touch my poop.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
You do that. No, I don't like a pissed off centaur.
You might though, Man, that's a shit and you stand
up and you start kicking backwards.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Fucking let the skies, let the heavens know how good
of a job you just did.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Took a fat ass shit, Furries. They do find the
hoax frustrating, as it mocks their fandom while spreading misinformation.
Twenty twenty three Reddit threads saw Furries joking. They said, quote,
if I'm using a litter box, someone's getting a ten
thousand dollars first suit. Dirty. It doesn't make sense, Yeah

(52:44):
it does, it does the school. The story's absurdity schools
struggling to fund books yet supposedly buying cat litter underscores
its kind of fictional nature. Furries, They already get a
pretty weird, pretty weird rep And what this specific incident

(53:05):
that the kids shitting in litter boxes. It taps into
fears of what's happening to kids today, And there is
no better way to push the buttons of fearmongering fucking
idiots than to bring their kids into it. That's like

(53:27):
the fucking boomer panic man boomer pantic they got. They
got transgenders reading books to our kids about what it
feels like to touch a dick that's not attached to
your own body.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
You know what they're doing. The old school house.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
They got them kids pooping in the litter box in
the corner. Dead Damn Street told me she show it.
Little Tyler's down there taking a big greasy dragon shit
in the letter box. He's dressed as a raccoon. His
name's his name, not fang i kid. That kid bites

(54:04):
if you get too close to him. Gotta watch out.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
God sit, Trevor.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Why don't you eat your chef Boyardi.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
He's all time, ten times torn up.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
I fuck with chef Boardy dog me too. Ravioli.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Them dudes I used to work with in construction, they'd
set that bitch on the motor. That's yeah, let it
heat up and they eat it. I don't think I've
eaten Chef Boyardy more than five times in mind, really
really scary stuff in that can.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Yeah, my boys loved it growing up, so they anytime
I would get one, So they would go through phases.
So they would do with the ravioli for a while,
and then it was spaghettios and meatballs, and then once
they would switch out of a phase, it'd be left
over Ravioli. Get me a raviola, fucking cook that up
tastes like can Who's delicious?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
There was nothing better than a well done ravioli, Oh
for sure. And I'll tell you what. Olive Garden is
the most fucking disgusting cuisine on the entire planet.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
That is absolute hog slop.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yeah it is. Yeah, it's rough.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
I need a fucking litter box after I eat alive Garden.
So I do like the salads, Yeah, salad breadsticks are good.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
One uh one Michigan superintendent was quoted of the news.
She said, we have toilets, not litter boxes. This is
not a zoo. That makes sense, open and shutcase right there. Yeah.
Furry conventions that is at the core the most. That's
their super Bowl, their Wrestlmania. Okay, these it's it's meant

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for performance, for chaos, for for blending art with the
whole entire community. Anthrocon twenty twenty four saw twelve attendees
billing Pittsburgh Convention Center with furs, suitors, artists, and vendors.
There was a first suit costume with over five hundred
costume marchers, dance battles, furry raves. Oh yeah. Midwest FurFest

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twenty twenty three had a headless lounge. Oh nice for
fur suitors to take their suits off and cool off,
as some of those suits can reach access of one
hundred and one hundred degrees fahrenheit internally. Okay, imagine meeting
and finally meeting that special someone. You pull off that

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cotton can, cotton candy cobra costume they got on, and
it just smells like fucking turtle meat in there because
they've been marinating, they've been raving, they've been dancing, they've
been you're you know.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
And I think it's probably safe to say that these
these people generally don't smell good anyways.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Oh man, you're like, oh god, he's so hot. He
was in the parade, He raved all day, he did
the five hundred person dance off. I can't wait to
fuck his Can you please put your costume back on?
I just drew up my mouth. That would be though, dude.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Oh absolutely, yeah, that's like a This is a breeding
ground for fucking stink.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Yeah, he take that suit off. It smells like a
ward out tuna butt fells like my dad's colon osk
he got earlier today. I don't know if he noticed it,
but he sent me my dad sent me a picture
of his colon Osky. He's got some it looks like
a level three of Mario. He's got some mushrooms in there.
It looks like.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Some very cavernous tunnels.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
It's fucking let's see bold up for you real quick. Okay,
let's just see this.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
I always wanted to see the inside of your dad's calling.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I told him it's he got a lot of daylight
in there, too much, too much daylight for me to
be comfortable. It looks like they didn't make it inside.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Oh that's an asshole. That's just this fucking butthole. Dude,
that's just say anus. That's balloon knot dog.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
And this old chili ring.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
That looks like a planet.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
The doctor started getting the camera closed. They started melting.
It's like Chernobyl in there. He's like, we can't go
any deeper. He's got to take a picture of the
outside of it.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
The old chili ring. Oh shit, that's gross. Oh man, m.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah. Twenty nineteen Canfuzzled incident saw a first suitor in
an octopus costume get tre after an elevator with two dollars,
requiring firefighters to extract them from the elevator.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Keep mentioning this. Poor firefighters, we'll talk about that to
this day.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
They're about to open that elevator like a can over
and then save a bunch of kids.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Fucking knock the puss jumps out out of.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
A bunch of fucking gay autistic people.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Ooh fucking great, mid close the lid back, set them
on their way.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Find your own stinky way out of there.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
No.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Art art does drive the fandom, with platforms like fur
Affinity hosting millions of works. You can find some sketches
anywhere from two hundred or twenty dollars to one hundred dollars.
There's digital paintings that go from anywhere between one hundred
to one thousand dollars. There's even physical sculptures that you
can buy on there. While seventy to eighty percent of

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art is PG, there is the yif variety. It does exist,
depicting personas and sexual scenarios. Some artists specialize in niche kinks,
like a five hundred dollars commission of a badger in
bondage gear fueling stereotypes. Hell yeah, you remember the movie

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the animal working out Eating a high protein diet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Is not enough.

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
Okay, you need a high popsy, high mineral mega amino
and a bodybuilding supplement. Nothing legally will give you all
that except badger milk. A badger can look twenty times
as body meat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Can you do that?

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
Our posting supplement is made up of twenty five real
badger milk.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
If you call them that, you'll.

Speaker 8 (01:00:53):
Get two cards of badger built at the price of woman.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Check out the pecks on your love.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
That's pure. That's a Rob Schneider movie from back in
the two thousands called The Animal. Yeah, it was actually
a funny movie.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
It so I think it's ringing some bells now, I mean,
I know, I know, I've never seen it, but I
may have heard of it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
It's a funny movie.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
And now that's all that does, Rob Schneider. That that does,
you know, bring back some memories.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Online, furries thrive on Discord, vr chat and Second Life
vr chats. Furry servers feature avatars like a toaster with
cadd ears or a dinosaur juggling tacos. Role Play ranges
from casual chats to elaborate stories, like a twenty twenty
four vr chat event where one hundred furries staged a

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galactic furry war. Slang terms include stretching, which means petting
a first suitor, yiffing adult role play, and first suit bowling,
which is a prank where first shooters roll into each other.
What the fu There's been some controversies at of a company,
the first furry fandom over the years. There's they deal

(01:02:08):
with a lot of art theft at these these animal
animomorphic whatever fucking cons anthrop and there's been an odd
amount of gate keeping over the years. So with the
development of TikTok, a lot of the elder furries don't

(01:02:30):
like the TikTok people trying to to enter their community.
They think you gotta be like fucking bled in from
the very beginning, Yeah, beat in, beat out, you gotta, yeah,
you gotta, you gotta milk and animal in order to
get in. But there's been a lot of of bullying
and gate keeping going on with their A lot of

(01:02:52):
uh zoo attendees have been banned from the cons and
you'll say, what the fuck is the zoo attendee? These
there are people that are deep into animal fetishes. They
don't they don't let them come to the furry conventions.
They keep them out of there and one infamous event
in twenty twenty two in Midwest FurFest, there was a

(01:03:17):
rave that saw a fur suitor in a glowing wolf
suit climb a speaker stack only to fall face down.
I think there was some pretty substantial spinal issue injuries
from man that this person. God, but you can't be
climbing on top of the speakers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Lots of whispers of private yift parties that occur with
invite only rooms featuring explicit role play or costume modifications,
as the fucking hole cut out right there, got the
got the tango jet Fox with the school bus drive
chaeft attached to the to the anus right, it's a

(01:03:58):
buddy and a dick on one. It's called a butt dick.
If you have a butt dick, send us an email.
Brohyo podcast at gmail dot com. But one thing that
does happen here is the furry fandom overlaps with other
niche communities, each with their distinct quirks. You guys have

(01:04:22):
heard about the ab d L community, not to be
confused with the ab n D All Balls no Dick community.
Here's the Burhio podcast, the ab DL community, or the
adult baby Diaper Lovers involves adults role playing is infants,

(01:04:44):
wearing diapers, onesies, or using pacifiers. The community splits into
adult babies who are seeking non sexual regression and diaper lovers,
which is often fetish driven. Nothing like changing the diaper
of a three hundred and seventy pounds man. That's just
shit out fucking two weeks where the golden kraal and

(01:05:06):
ponderos all over himself a greasy chili dog.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
Shit.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Estimates suggest that between fifty thousand to one hundred thousand
participants globally based on the subreddit, ABDL has eighty thousand
members and fet life groups. Conventions like cap Con and
Chicago draw two hundred to three hundred people with nursery

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rooms for role play. Custom gear includes one hundred and
fifty dollars onesies and five hundred dollars adult cribs. A
twenty twenty four X post described an ABDL vendor selling
diaper cakes dack diapers is decor. Psychiologists link ABDL to

(01:06:00):
rest relief for trauma processing, though some embrace it as taboo.
Fun art ranges from wholesome yeah wholesome art like Babies
with Teddy bears to explicit pieces like diapered adults and
compromising positions. Secrecy is common. Most hide it from family
or coworkers. I wouldn't know why that would get you

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a type. Then there's the other kin you heard of.
Other Kins have other kinds believe they're non human in
spirit or identity, such as dragons, elves, or wolves. Unlike furries,
other Cans see it as an intristic like I guess

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it's it's more of an elaborate community, I should say.
A twenty twenty three Tumblr post described and other kin
quote feeling phantom wings during meditation communities. On Reddit, there's
the other Ken sub reddit, which has twenty thousand members,
and discord also hosts discussions of species dysmorphia or past

(01:07:10):
life theories. So this guy, okay, I remember them? Yeah?
Oh you little bastard. Do you want to challenge my pack? Well,
I hate to say this, but I'm not the alpha
that you want to challenge because my shoe alpha is

(01:07:33):
right there. Oh my god. So if you want to
challenge one of us, you got to go through.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
All of us.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Alpha.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
I'm back.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
I get down.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
I had to now, I'm back, I get down. Yeah, look,
why did he have to?

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
I just want to know he obviously got a fucking
tumor or something. You got a bald spot on the
weird oddly plays bald spot.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
But h shit, so well those guys.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
I don't want to compare this to anything because I'll
get in trouble. But these are people that believe they
are something that they are not. Much like feeling the
phantom wings, they believe that they were something else. They
believe that they are in fact something else. We're all actuality.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
They are.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Twenty six year old unemployed male from medicine had Oklahoma,
whose fucking stepdad drink all their mountain dew, pipe their
mom down, then broke the router.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
My stepdad broke my router, fucking my mom.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
All this stuff, it's it's very uh, it's very It's
it's strange.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
It's very strange.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Some furries identify as other kin, blending for sonas with
spiritual beliefs, like a twenty twenty two furry claiming they're
lion for Sona was their soul's true form. Stupid. Other
other kin gatherings are thankfully rare, mostly online, with rituals
like howling or astral projection meetups. Then there's something called

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pup play, a kink heavy subculture where participants act as
dogs wearing leather masks, collars, or tails. It's popular in
the BDSM scene. Pup Play involves handlers and pups, with
role playing like fetching or barking. A twenty twenty four
fet Life event listed five hundred ten des at a

(01:09:46):
San Francisco pup mosh. Of course it was in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Of course. A bunch of fucking gay dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Dog doggy style fucking gear can cost anywhere between fifty
to five hundred dollars, with custom hood hoods mimicking breeds,
some furries. They do dabble in pup play, adopting dog persnas,
but pup play skips the art focus for physicality. Alright,

(01:10:14):
a discord bio reed pup by Day, accounting by night,
summing its dual life vibe up pretty uh all right,
pretty simplistically.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Ain't no virgin.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Then there's objectim sexuality. Okay, I object them do you touch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
In my rectum?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Objectim objective sexual I'm objectim do you touch in my rectum?
I'm gonna get town on a T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
That's good shit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
I wear that a smaller group objective sexuals form emotional
or sexual bonds with objects like bridges or cars. There's
a twenty twenty three Reddit post described a furry whose
first sona loved a Ferris wheel. Oh that's that's adorable.
And there's you see that video of that guy that

(01:11:10):
like was dating his car. Yeah, I didn't do and
he was like making out with the muffler and ship. Yeah,
and then got got in a wreck and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
He he cried. He said Chase I think was the
car's name. I think it was, he said. He says,
car died. There's another one where the fucking is this.
It was like a little fat lesbian which she was
in love with the roller coaster ride and the other
woman was in love with a fence.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
All erotic.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Yeah, dude, she was sitting on it. Yeah she got
a hot dog.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
I ain't gonna wipe my butt.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
There's pony play Richard, where adults dresses horses and they
are led by by trainers. I think leather harnesses and
winning not related to My Little Pony fandom because those
are called bronies.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Yeah, cool as fuck, My.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Little pony mania Bronie's are adult fans, mostly guys, obsessed
with My Little Pony. Friendship is Magic, a twenty ten
cartoon meant for kids think dudes in their twenties and thirties,
collecting glittery pony figurines, writing fan fiction about Rainbow Dash
or Rocking Twilight Sparkle T shirts and cons. The fandom

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exploded around twenty eleven, with Bronie Khan peaking at over
ten thousand attendees and Baltimore By twenty fifteen. Estimates peg
Broni's at anywhere around one hundred thousand people worldwide based
on Reddit's My Little Pony membership, which is around two
hundred thousand people.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Can you imagine the citizens of fucking Baltimore walking around
with walking around outside with ten thousand white people dressed
as ponies?

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Here?

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Move on with that gay shit?

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Is this shoe bro.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Like Furries, but Bronies create pony original characters with names
like Thunderbolt, Blaze or Stardust. Hoof art ranges from you know,
they got twenty dollars sketches of ponies baking cupcakes to
two hundred dollars unhinged paintings of apple Jack as a cyborg.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Of this stuff? Is this sounds cool? Apple Jack a pony, Yeah,
she's a man.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
He was one of the original characters. Gotcha girl dad?
Hashtag girl dad fan fiction. If nothing else, daughters. Having
daughters has prepared me for bronies to be a Bronie. Yeah,
fan fiction gets wild, though. There's seventy thousand plus stories
on film on fimfiction dot net, including Cupcakes, a notorious

(01:13:50):
gorefest where Pinky Pie turns ponies into pastries. Oh shit,
it's as fucking messed up as it sounds. Some Bronies
overlap with furries, blend pony original characters into personas, or
attending dual cons. A twenty twenty three X post described
a Brony furry hybrid at anthrocon anthracn with a ponytail

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and wolf ears, dubbed a furry franken pony.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Events feature cosplay, music and charity drives Bronie Cohn and
they raised over one hundred thousand dollars for cancer research.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Wow, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
The stigma associated with being a Bronie, Yes, it is
exceptionally rough. Broni's get called treepy or immature for loving
a girls show. Yeah, it's fucking creepy. And a twenty
twelve documentary didn't help. Hyping the weirder side. Think like
pony plushes with modifications like yeah, you know they were

(01:14:55):
fucking my little ponies with giant gigantis cocks. Is you
know that's sure? Everybody it turning? Whatever? What's your whistle?
Whatever gets your butt wet?

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
For science never makes you have to wipe your ass
for science.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Pushes all swown up for science, says thirty percent of
furries or bronies drawn to the same vibe bright characters,
escapism and screwing gender norms. They're loud, proud, slice of
nerd chaos, hoarding glitter and arguing over best ponies like

(01:15:31):
it's a like it's a blood sport of some type.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Then there's another fetish. We found it called feederism. Inflation
fetishes where people get aroused by gain weight or being
fed to extreme fullness.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Boy, I got that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Yeah, we just talked about fucking chef boy Ardy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Yeah. Man, have you seen this before profiled at all?
Like videos of this?

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Yeah, I've seen people talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
It, you know. Yeah. Then there's something I've never heard of.
Called inflation fetish, where uh being filled with air or
liquid is is the kink here some crossing the furry
blimp art. Okay, these people take like air guns and

(01:16:17):
fill their assholes full of air, and that's kind of
what turns them on. I remember when I was, uh,
just how you make a fart, dude? My yuh his
di iy farts. Right when I was a kid, my
dad had this really bastard, grumpy friend that my dad
was his only friend. And my dad could barely tolerate
this motherfucker. And uh, he got me. The one thing

(01:16:41):
that he and my dad bonded over is they both
like to fish, so he's like my dad's fishing buddy.
Everyone hated this motherfucker, though he was okay to me
and my brothers. But uh, he got me a He
got me a like a kid's fishing toolbox or tackle box.
I'm talking like I haven't been fishing my whole life.

(01:17:03):
He got him. He got me this tackle box and
there was a like a it looked like a which
you keep a like nose spray in. It's like a
bottle with a needle on top. And I was like,
what's this for? And he said you stab the night
the nightcrawlers with it, and you inject air into him
and it helps the night crawlers float on top of
the water. And I'm like, oh cool. So you're just

(01:17:27):
like you stab him with it and he squeeze it
and it blows him up, and he's like yeah. So
I immediately ran over my little brother and fucking stabbed
him in the arm with it and tried to like,
oh no, and that dude was.

Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
Like, bought you fuck ever try a blow brother up.
You gotta kill your brother.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
And he I was so scared. I was my knees
are shaking. I was pissing myself. He was so mad
that I stabbed my brother. They took it from me.
But apparently, yeah, like you like, you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Can fuck kill somebody by doing that. I know it's
no joke.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
It's so close to having a fucking record.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
So close to being say, the only kid.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
But no, my brother, my older brother was gone. By
your older brother, I would have had free reign of
the place. Dude, you have two rooms. Knocked his ass off. Yeah,
I could have slept on the top bunk in the
bottom bunk all at once. No, keep in mind, I
grew up in a two bedroom bungalow with five people,
so it was creative. You know. We had a big basement,

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a big attic, and it's that's where we claimed. I
stayed in. The attic still smells like me. Still have
my childhood friends phone numbers written on the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Up there, which is pretty cool. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
They're still pouring in the walls and ship. I can
there are certain holes in the walls I can reach
into and get pull out fuck books.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
And ship hell yeah, yeah, remember all your spots.

Speaker 9 (01:18:59):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
I think I told this. It was a couple of
years ago. But there was a couch up there, Yeah,
and I loved I always slept in this couch and
my dad. A lot of things happened on that couch
over the years. But my mom and dad were cleaning
out up there, and my dad was trying to get

(01:19:22):
rid of it. So he just took the saws off
and cut it up. And he cut it up, and
then he started sending me pictures of porn use condoms,
fucking cum socks. That thing was filled to the brim
with all types of nefarious the articles.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Your fucking whacken capsule, it really was. There was your
capsule of Come, dude, these he sees send me pictures
of these old used condoms. It was disgusting, And uh,
I missed that couch.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I get a lot of memories on that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Thing, and miles on that thing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Eventually I was so attached. I never realized how attached
I was to this couch. I bought it for two
dollars at the garage sale. Oh really, and I me
and my brother fucking shoe horned it upstairs and I
just started sleeping on it. And then eventually I slept
exclusively on this love seat. I wouldn't sleep anywhere else.
And finally my mom was like, you gotta you can't

(01:20:22):
keep sleeping on this thing, and I started asleep on
the bed. But most of my teenage years, you know
that I was on that love seat, Man's And now
you're probably thinking, like, did I ever sit on that
love seat because it was packed full?

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Come?

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Sure I did, man, you absolutely did.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
At some point, probably got comeback from you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
You're probably pregnant right now. The psychologist studying Furyest say
they have high rates of creativity, rates of LGBTQ plus identity,
and a lot of people have trauma backgrounds that kind

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of have an affection for the furry fandom. Many furries
report higher well being from community engagement. That makes me happy. Sure,
it's a safe space to be something else when real
life feels like garbage. One redditor by the name of
Draconius Rex says, I met my wife at a fur
meat in Columbus. We were both lizard people. Six years later,

(01:21:30):
we're still together, and yes, we still suit up sometimes
and lick each other's eyeballs. I made up the part
about the eyeballs, but nonetheless a quote from doctor Courtney Plante,
which is a furry researcher, I wonder how much that pays,
she says quote. Most people just want to feel like

(01:21:50):
they belong. Furry fandom gives them that. You know, Some
people bowl, some people collect fun co pops. Some people
like pretending they're abyce actual if name Blaze strike it
works in a magic tavern. Who are we to fucking judge?
Is it weird? Am I official opinion? Yes it is weird,

(01:22:14):
But so is fantasy football, so is coseplay, so is
dungeons and Dragons. For most furries in the community, that's
exactly what it is. It is community it is not
a kink. Okay, so I think that I will put
my official stamp on this is a not it's my flavor,

(01:22:39):
but I support it. I have dabbled in many weird activities,
like like I said, you know, fantasy football. Some people
were like, why the fuck would anyone want to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Weird, very subjective, and I enjoy it. But yes, the
word weird very subjective. I'm glad that I have not
subjected my dog to that man that lives behind me.
More than that, I'm worried I'm gonna go out there
and he's just be chasing that swelled up puss.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
With this fucking red rocket out.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Last week we asked you if you could articulate an
email of why you think we're gay, we would read
it on the air.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
We got a lot of submissions. Most of them seemed
like they were AI based, like people just ran it
through the wringer and then copying pasted. Okay, our buddy
Kenner though, he said, you want to know why you're
fucking gay? Number one, you have a Zema sign in
your basement because we hug him. He said, I could

(01:23:44):
stop there honestly, that's true, he said. Number two girth
Brooks enough said said. Number three, you're from Ohio, so
you're either homosexuals or heroin addicts, And I'm like sixty
five percent sure you aren't heroin addicts.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Too fat for that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Number four, Nick fall this request by also asking us
to email him if you want to press his hairy button.
I don't remember that, but something.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Number five, you intentionally sought out a friendship with Brizilla
solely because of his massive dongue.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
I can't argue that, oh man.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Number six, there is absolutely no way you haven't seen
each other's chocolate picker holes at least twice. You can
deny it, but I refuse to believe it. Number seven,
you've done blue choo ads where Nick pretends to be
a woman and you two simulate having sex with one another.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
I don't remember that either. I'm sure we have have it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Sorry for the interrupting your mutual filatio love Kenner.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Oh that's a great that's a great response.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
There was quite a few, and I had to like
there's some. Obviously we can't spend the entire night reading them.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Yeah, but with good examples like that, MM Hmm, that's
fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Let's see if I can.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
You know, in the eight years, I'm sure we've said
some really really gay shits. I mean, it doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Mm. There was another really good one, and I'm trying
to find it because it was fucking incredible. Okay, I
have faith in you. You'll find it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Kenner. What a cool name too. That's very unique.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
This is from Fringe Beyond Limits. It all started in
Nicolicious's basement.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Oh here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
His most questionable decisions and sexually confusing moments tend to begin.
The lights were dim, the fridge was full of expired IPA,
and the smell of microwave burritos and axe body spray
clung to the air like an unresolved childhood trauma. Nick
wiped hot wing sauce off his fingers and looked across
the table as co host Corn cob Rob, who was

(01:25:56):
wearing a tank top three sizes too small, on the
kink of a smirk the same. I've seen things, and
most of them were on accident. They are recording an
episode titled Erotic Ectoplasm when ghosts get frisky, and the
conversation had already spiraled from paranormal to paara normal to

(01:26:17):
bone zone. Somewhere between discussing a haunted dildo found a
Victorian attic and whether Bigfoot was just a misunderstood power top,
something shifted. The power went out, Silence, darkness. One flashlight
flickered on and shone directly on Rob's lips, moist glistening suspiciously. Chapsticked.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Mick coughed suspicious.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Mick coughed, Well, the guys, we're stuck here, just two
dudes alone in the dark, with unspeakable tension thicker than
a possums do. Rob didn't hesitate. He reached into his
fanny pack, pulled out a single dusty tea like handle,

(01:27:13):
and lit it with a zippo that had a naked
mermaid on.

Speaker 9 (01:27:17):
It feels so real, It feels too fucking real.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
The room filled with a gentle aroma of regret and
sandal wooden Nick, Rob said, licking buffalo sauce off his knuckles.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
No, why.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
I've been meaning to ask that time we shared that
sleeping bag of cryptid con Was it cold or you
just happy to see Mothman? Nick swallowed hard. Buddy, Mothman,
wasn't the only thing with wings that night. The candle flickered,
sweat formed, Their eyes locked like two raccoons about to

(01:28:05):
fight over a slim gym oh. Then, slowly, methodically, Rob
reacted under the podcast table and pressed record. The MIC's
were alive, the breathing was heavy, the dialogue unscripted. What

(01:28:29):
followed was a symphony of passion, awkward moans, and someone screaming,
put your headphones on backwards and call me a demon.
They explored each other like too curious conspiracy theorists, probing
for answers, discovering unexplored cavities of truth. That basement walls
echoed with phrases like is that an EVP? Or are

(01:28:50):
you trembling? Oh God, I think I felt a cold spot?
Your third eye is wide open, big boy, The third
eyes your buttle. If you didn't know, the podcast never aired,
too explicit, too slappy. The legend has it you go
to the Brohio Patreon type safe word sasquatch, you might

(01:29:12):
find a lost file named episode x x X. The
night are Mike's cross streams. To this day, Nicholicius can't
sit on that side of the basement without blushing, and
Rob well, he never did find that tea like candle again,
but swears he still smells sandal wood every time. Nick

(01:29:33):
laughs too hard. No, that's adorable. I was fucking erotic, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
That's pretty locked eyes like two racings about the fight
over his slim gym.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
You know what that that's that has a basis, that's
checks out wild.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Yeah, all right, folks, we appreciate you turn into this episode.
Baby furries. I didn't even know those were a thing. M.
I have to check into that and baby furs. Thank
you for listening to this episode covering furries, which is

(01:30:09):
a topic we've been meaning to do for us so long,
and I finally I'm glad we finally got to it.
I think we removed some stigma associated with uh the
furry community. Just do your thing, baby girl, chop your wang,
do your thing.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Yeah, we don't care at all.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
I want to fuck a fox in a blue cotton
candy soup with a butthole cut out. When's the podcast
anniversary it's coming up. I don't know who cares? Does matter?

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
The ellen is when it was the first episode?

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Will real quick? I want to say it's may I
feel like that's something I should know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
Good God, I can't fight.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Oh May fifteenth. There you go, Aliens at right, Patterson
Air Force.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Base, May fifteenth, seventeen. That's fucking crazy, brother, they're crazy.
We've seen some ship.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Who would have thunket We've seen some ship. We're going
to Texas hopefully. Yeah. Alright, guys, thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Love you guys. I want to see you as dang

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