Ghislaine Maxwell Blackmail Network

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
And on the third day, God created the Brohio podcast
with the Delicious Niclicious and Rob Diggity d Angle Corn Cob,
Rob Dog Hey and he and he said it will
be good and it wasn't. It will be so then
God bulldozed it. Start it over. Thank you for starting
over with us, everyone, and uh so happy to have

(00:39):
you along as we tracked down the details of them
infamous giz Laine, Maxwell Glaine. Sorry, I lived on giz
lane for a few years before I met my wife
and ever since I quit living on gis lane. There's

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a certain test I can't pass anymore, and it's an
AIDS test. The speaking of an AIDS test, what did
the one gay fellow say to the other gay fellow
at the gay bar, I don't know, Please let me
push in your stool, so stupid, not like a barstool,

(01:24):
like pooping his ass because they're gay and gay guys, well,
they have anal sex. But it doesn't have to be.
It could be a husband and a wife bar, because
sometimes husbands and wives have anal sex. Yeah, and then
there's some guys that don't get that don't get to
oral sex at all.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Ever, there's that one meme where it's like, wait till
gay guys find out that women have assholes too, We're doomed.
They're way more fun to hang out with than us.
You were sucking a dude the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
They do pretty nails.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Hey, thank you to our new patron subscribers, starting off
with your brother Skydog, probably direct descendant of Rob Dog.
Thank you Skydog for being here and donating. And if
you are in fact a dog, well we'd like to
have you on the pall wall soon. I'll elaborate just
a minute. Hell you.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
And next we got Alec Alec Beckham, Beckham bend it
like Beckham Beckham.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Often I love better than old Ham sandwich.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, you know what I had as a to go
meal earlier, just a slice of balogney.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Dude. That's that's the truth right there. Man.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
It was perfect it hits. I looked at the thing
on the back, it said, you know, two hundred calories, yeah,
no carbs. Right, there's a rabbit's foot in there, real
life rabbit's foot.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
There's nothing like better, but more depressing than a blowney sandwich.
It's so good, I know, we kind of feel empty.
Inside when you eat it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, speaking of empty depressing, Alec Beckham love your meat, man.
I know you got a bush on you, man, and
that's disgusting. You need a shape your pubes, please, please God.
I went to the PO box earlier and it was
I told the lady at the front desk, I said,
PO Box six seven to two, and she just rolled

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her eyes and walked away, and then she came back
with it armload of stuff. Coolest thing is from our
buddy Ryan Lulfhagen from Australia. He sent us a whole
entire box packed full of snacks, chocolates, confectioneries from Australia.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Which he told us he was going to and he did.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I think he was already he'd already sent it at
that point. Yeah, he had to because they got here
pretty quick, really quick. And what we're gonna do is,
I think we'll just make a whole entire, separate YouTube
episode of us trying the food. But I will full disclosure.
I opened up something They're called r J's Raspberry chalk Twists,

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and these fucking things are addictive, proudly palm oil free.
I don't I can't read the calorie facts at all,
So who cares? These things are wonderful. You sure you
don't want one?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Let me get one?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, just do one. But the thing is, once you
eat one, then you can't stop. They're just so freaking delicious.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Man, It's really good.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, Raspberry, it's an interesting liquorice flavor that we don't
have here in America. And there's like a really sweet,
soft chocolate center in the inside of it. And it's
kind of it's kind of strange at first, and then
it just takes on a life of its own. It's
it's wonderful, very different. It is different, something I've never
had before. You know about the six or seventh one,

(04:35):
you can't stop eating them? Yeah, I really like the
texture of them. It tastes like cum, feels like come.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's what that tastes like.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Okay, but yeah, back to the Paul Wall. So we
had one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
People this week send us pictures of their fur babies
that made it up on the wall. Start with Kelsey
and Nick. They send us Mooky, Tommy and Ray mcfalls.
They sent his stubbs, Odie, Charlie and uh. I thought

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this was a third dog's name, but it just has
ripped because all these animals are dead. So rescues the stubs,
Odie and Charlie. We're actually gonna do a seance and
try and bring them back after the show. Kendra send
us uh pictures of Tucker, Andy, Zephyr Noodle, Wolfy, Floyd,
and littlefoot Noodle. Which Floyd? Where is he? He's a

(05:28):
he's a turtle. He looks like an uncircumcised dick. I
can't find him. He's up there someplace right there.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, he looks like my penis so scared.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Good for him. John Haley send us McCoy the teddy Boy, Lacroix,
which is he's up there in the top right corner. Uh.
Calla and Dylan Sennes thea the bean which is a
Chihuahua were in a clamshell on its head absolutely there.
Sent us Cody the Dog. Karen sentness stickers, but then

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I started opening more pack from stickers. I think Karen
didn't send us a picture of her dog. I think
she heard us talking about how overrated we thought the
Grateful Dead was, and she sent us a bunch of
grateful Dead stuff, including a Grateful Dead stocking stickers and mugs,
mugs we got here at the day. Hell yeah, Now
Toy sent us her U her guinea pigs. They're up

(06:19):
there somewhere, oh far, there's guinea pigs up there, simplace. Okay,
Tater top pop Tart and Butters and all of a sudden,
I'm hungry.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Butters is so fucking great.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
And then Derby's send us their dog, Tucker the fucker,
And I think they're lesbians, And I really like the
lesbians listening to this show, so thank you for that.
The dogs, it's like, what now the dogs and the
people that own the dogs are all lesbians. It's just
a it's a village of lesbians, and every everyone there
has to perform kind of lingus. There's a woman at
the enter of the village. She says she's a giant,

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and she has a clip that drags a ground and
if you want to get into the village, you have
to perform kind of lingis on this oversized gigantic lesbian.
Then there's back door Burglar. Then it's a picture of
oh yeah, rest in peace, Obi. He's up there black
and white. That's like, let's take an AI picture. Yeah,
it looks like he's dead, not in that picture, but

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you know it's like it says Obie, and then there's
a picture of him on the bottom. Obi Trice, rest
in peace, resting alive to all the animals up there
that are alive. And you can see all the pictures
of these animals behind us on the YouTube stream. Maybe
you want to have your The rule is we'll put
a picture of any of your animals or your meme
mall up there. We only got one me mall too,

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if you count my mom. She's a nana.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
You wear memells up on the wall, preferably if they've
taken a fall recently. Get them while they're on the ground.
It's a picture of them while they're on the ground.
He hang on, memell, help you up here in a second,
let me take a picture of you.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Lots of people sent wonderful notes about their animals. One
of the fellas said his dog has committed tax evasion
and he's wanted profoundly good at licking his own nuts.
I don't have that note in front of me right now,
but I do remember reading it as let's see who
was that? Maybe that was I don't know, McCoy, the

(08:10):
titty boy, I don't know who it was. One of
these dogs is committed tax evasion.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
It's a fucking white collar crime.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
But you can send us a picture of your animal
or your me mal to the Brohio Podcast p O
Box six seven to two Vandallio Ohio four five three
seven seven. If you want to take it to that
post office, just call me. I'm right down the road.
I'll come pick it up myself. You don't have to
waste the postage. One more thing, we have a live

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show coming up and we are running dangerously low on tickets.
We sold a bunch in the past few days. We
are well into the green on where we wanted to be,
so I'm happy about that.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Gonna be a fun time that wins.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
There's only a few tickets left, and if you'd like
to get those before they're all sold out, you can
go to Brohio podcast dot com slash tickets.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
We're coming up on a month away, crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Dude, I've got We're gonna do fucking fireworks inside of
a building. Yeah, and whose fireworks We're gonna do Bottle rockets,
Roman candles and heroin inside of a building.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Bringing a little bit of Daton Texas.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
My wife does not know that I will be trying
heroin for the first time in Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Bringing these needles.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I was looking for a nice place to stay. Halfway house. Hell,
half way house, I don't yeah, halfway house. My ankle
monitor only lets me out for three days. And the
halfway point for us is Memphis. Really yeah, and it is. Man,
It's like, that's weird. It seems like it's the wrong direction.

(09:46):
Seven eight hours weird. But I started looking and apparently
the crime in Memphis that's rough, so fucking bad. It's
it's like the worst in the entire country. Yeah, there's
nowhere to unless you stay inside of Elvis's house. So
then I started pricing that out. Yeah, that's way expensive
to stay in, right, we can't stay there, it's too expensive.

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Lots of people I reached out in the Facebook group
gave me some good advice. But if if any of
you have any advice and where to stay, and.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Pretty sure everybody said, just drive up, just drive ten miles.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Ducking cliff is what they all said.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
And everybody's.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
In Memphis. Whatever we do. Yeah, for the love of God,
save yourself.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's weird, I feel, Why do I feel like that's
like out of the way.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's way down in Tennessee, so it makes sense. You know,
Tennessee's long like a BBC. It's really long.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I feel like that's straight south, but I feel like
we'd have to go southwest.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Right, Yeah, no, it is Memphis is southwest?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
And you're seeing a map before, Robert, Yeah, I have,
But let's be a look at one right now. We're
gonna check one out, right, and it.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Has to be in the western part of Tennessee then
is No.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's super far west, so it is, Dude, I fucking
I'm not good at maps. Yeah, it's right there. Okay,
so it's way down the seat. It's right on the
right on the route, see exactly halfway.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's right on the fucking belt of ar Kansas.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
They said another week can go? Is like Saint Louis
than Down.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't know which one I prefer.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Which city do you prefer to die in?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
At least you might see Nellie if we go to
Saint Louis.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, he's from the loot and he's proud. Anyways. A
man is accused of sex act at system of a
Down concert, beating up and thrown out. That's our article
for the week. Fans of the recent Corn.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I was gonna ask you if you saw the video
about this.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I have not.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
This is maybe about it.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
The corn and system of a down concert concert got
a whole lot more than they bargained for after one
man was allegedly seen masturbating in the crowd. Was you
and I went to corn concert and you may not
have looked over, but I was masturbating. The video posted
to TikTok shows the fan sitting in the front row

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of an upper section at MetLife Stadium. He appears to
pull down his pants before making emotion like he's masturbating.
The fan recording the video can be heard yelling oo
while the unknown man goes about his business. After some time,
another fan who would have apparently seen enough text matters
into his own hands, climbing down several rows of seats,
striking man on the side of the head and knocking

(12:27):
his bandan off. From there, Security and police get involved,
dragging the man out.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Did they have the video or else? I got it
right here for you. You want to see it?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
They don't have the video out here? You go, oh,
he can't play corn on here? Oh he was cranking
his He's cranking, dude, Jesus crust. I mean, just live
and let live, man, you know, just they're coming to
beat his ass. Wham, they slapped a ship out of him. Man, yeah, God,

(13:09):
what if he was just doing that shakewaight thing.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I'm here to see Corn, not the fucking cob. Put
your cob away, Jerry, play last resort, Jesus Man. Food.
Jonathan Davis is disgusting, dude.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
He is the very, very nasty looking you know, everything
underneath that kilt stinks. M yeh man. If you've ever
jerked off at a Corn concert or lamp biscuit, send
us in the email Hio podcast at gmail dot com.
In the meantime, here is a break for our sponsor Corn.

(13:55):
All right, thank you, Jonathan, And that takes us to
the meat and taters of the episode. You want to
talk about a nasty whore, asked. I gotta take you
a little sip of water. I haven't drink a drop
of water in four days.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's good for you. Yesterday, keep them Kidney's guessing.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
My Sunday ritual is to change the cat's litter box.
And well, I was busy because it was a holiday,
and I ended up changing the litter yesterday and I
had the empty bag when I was done, and I like,
you know, you crush a bag when you're done with it.
I crushed it and blew a bunch of litter into

(14:37):
my mouth. Not dirty litter, but clean litter. Okay. Still,
and my tongue still feels like a foot right, it's
completely dry. That sucks. I feel like it's it's sandy.
It's all sandy, and my tongue's not wet anymore. I'm
scared to death. My wife is gonna accost me for
oral sex this evening. There's nothing I can do about it.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
It's like a cat tongue.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
And now I'm scared that I'm morphing into a kitty
cat because my tongue is very sharp. Is it you
mind if I lick your hand.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Just as show like, sure, I've had it, brother.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
So fucking yeah, it's so dry, man. Yeah. Lunch they
serve this delicious lunch at work today. They served this
delicious cranberry chicken salad rap okay, And I was powering
my way. I said, this is the driest chicken salad
I've ever had. And my buddy said, this is the
juiciest chicken salad I've ever had. I said, I can't

(15:35):
fucking taste shit. Man, My tongue fucked up. This is
the worst. Does my voice sound different?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I sound like you sound a little more raspy, autistic,
like you smoked a cigarette or something.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Well, I did smoke some cigars while I was golfing,
but I don't.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, hell yeah, we my tongue if toughering.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Tonight, we're diving to it ivan, dick first, right into
the slimy underbelly of well.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well, we're going dick first into this an elite pedophile ring.
Let's not, let's take that back. Let's three one.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
We're diving headfirst into the underbelly of an elite pedo ring,
blackmail operations in one British social light. And she's got
more fucking skeletons in her closet than emin m baby,
she's got she's got it going on cleaning out her closet.
We're talking about Gaslayne Maxwell Gallayne Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein's right

(16:32):
hand woman, convicted sex trafficker. That you know the resume
right there, Everyone says, Glayne is I'm sorry Jeffrey's dead,
which he might very well be. He's not, but Glaine
is shocked up in prison right now. She's not dead.

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She's very much alive. In the conspiracy pundence making the
rounds claiming that she's starting to sing like a canary.
She's starting to implicate very very high ranking important people,
including our president with makeup on his hands because he's
got liver spotted hands. Donald James Trump.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I saw. That's really weird.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
It's you know, there was a rumor in the past.
It started over the weekend they said he's dead. Oh yeah,
said Donald Trump's dead. And then I don't know, you know,
I don't really you have said it. I don't care
either way, but I just I don't wish harm on
any human really sure, despite maybe there's a few that

(17:34):
I do wish harm on, But I don't know enough
about like anything, any politicians definitively done, yeah, to say,
oh I want them to die. That includes any even
the bad ones, right then't Thomas Jefferson and some slaves
he got slave pregnant?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Hell yeah, I had an illegitimate slave child.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
But I don't know enough about him, like, oh, he's
fucking dead. He is well is, but I don't know
enough about it and be like, oh he fucking dies
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Hope he dies again.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
And you know what, Joe Byron's got a very aggressive
prostate cancer. I hope he's okay for the sake of
his family.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Man like to check that prostate.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I did.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
I got hairy legs.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
But uh yeah. Donald Trump's got makeup on his hands
and he's got liver spotted hands. And they say he
keeps falling down, but everyone says he's dead. He's got
fucking fat ass ankles.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's the picture I want to put up on the pole.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
You see his ankles, dude, Yeah, oh my god, they
look like water balloons.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
They're rough. Man got them diabetic ankle.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
I love you. But the people like, oh, he's so unhealthy.
I'm like, he's.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Eighty golf like a motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
He lives fried chicken and diet coke. Of course he's unhealthy.
It stinks when he peas, I guarantee it. He is
not the epitome or the model of like a healthy citizen.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
His poor kidney's You see what fucking diet coat can
do to like metal and ship and take the rust
off fucking.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I promise that guy's He should have died a long
time ago. He's being kept alive by forces outside of
the realm that you and I have access to.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
You just at the Paulish are fucking the chrome on
a sixty seven fucking Chrysler. He's chugging that ship cases
of it a week.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
They bring him McDonald's in KFC on Air Force one
and you're like, oh, fat ankles of course, has fat
fucking arteries. He's gonna Yeah, he's not gonna live very long.
But I don't want him to die. But everyone's like, yeah,
he's dead, and there's videos of him just walking around
crushing a golf ball. I was like, I don't think

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he's dead.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I think he's okay, the weirdest swing mechanics ever, but
it works for him.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah. Then he plays in a diaper that's true. So
that's hard to get away with.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
He got all that booty dog fucking juicy.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Boy manh Yeah. So we're talking about Glaine Maxwell. She
was born in nineteen sixty one into old world privilege
s Glaine. She grew up as the youngest daughter of
Robert Maxwell, a flamboyant British media tycoon Robert was a

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Czech born Jew.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, hell yeah, dude, I think.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Jew is such a derogatory word.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
And it's really weird. It's like, yeah, it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's okay, but I don't like saying it.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, it feels weird.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
It makes me feel bad. I like fucking jew.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
If you say it like that, I can't say that, Yeah,
you fucking fucking jew. Hey, you can't preface the jew
with fucking if.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I'm like, if I say, you know, if I went
to you and I was like, hey, can I get
twenty bucks and you're like no, I'd like, you fucking jew? Yeah,
I would say that.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, that's definitely derogatory. Okay, that's a slam, all right. Yeah,
Well that out.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
So if you guys do get that last portion, thank
you for subscribing to the premium content. He was a
Czechoslovakian Jew who became a publishing mogul. He owned The
Daily Mirror and eventually building a global empire off of it,
but he's also accused of being a spy from multiple
intelligence agencies, including m I six the Goddamn KGB. Even

(21:26):
more sad, some believe Robert's shady dealings directly paved the
way for Glane's later role as a handler in the
Jeffrey Epstein network. I touched. I touched on Donald Trump's
fat ankles a little bit ago. There's a lot of
rumors recently that Glane is starting to tell her tale.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Okay, you want to.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Talk about somebody that knows where the bodies are buried?
Gallaane Maxwell is the one that knows where the body
bodies are buried.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
What's taken so long? She's been fucking locked up for
what a couple of years now.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
She got sentenced to twenty years, So she's not getting out.
She's gonna die in prison unless the House of Representatives,
they're starting to do their investigations Congress, they're starting to
dig into the stuff and turn over stones. And I
think that people thought that would never be turned over.
And I would venture to say that there are some
very high ranking government officials, including and not limited to,

(22:22):
our US President, that probably have their name very closely
associated with some of these misnealings.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Probably former presidents very much, former presidents as well. I
know that Bill Clinton is fucked a thirteen year old
abs so I told.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
You that she walked in. I thought she had just
shaved her puss. I didn't know that she didn't have
hair on her puss yet, hell like them, I'm sick
for Hillary.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Hillary Rodham Clinton. You want to talk about a Harry
puss rod Ham, Hillary rod Ham Clinton, you want to
talk about a ham wallet?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
I bet you. Hillary Clinton's got a big old flapper
on her.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Dude, like a fucking chickens gizzard.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
That thing has tangled her kneecaps and ship, you know,
like sometimes we'll set in our balls like ah, she
sets on one of them fucking.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Flaps, crushes a lab. Dude, sits down too fast, she
starts float.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Flying on dude. I know. One of my uncanny abilities
is I can tell a lot about someone by just
like being in their presence. And Hiary Hillary Clinton doesn't
wipe after she pisses. And I know that for call
it intuition, call it what you will.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Hair dries.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
He does not wipe, maybe changing her panties multiple times
a day.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
It just shakes her twad around like a wet dog
trying to try off.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
There's any women listening, Well, yeah, if there's any women
listening to this podcast, that don't wipe their crevices after
they're done urinating. Please tell us why and how does
a bidet you replace wiping your vagina?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I mean I would assume, right.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Have you ever used a bidet?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I haven't. I'm kind of mad that I haven't.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I kind of want to. I definitely do. I'm so
afraid of coming though.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, I'm afraid.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
You're like, oh, I'm going to poop. And then you know,
everyone's just sitting there watching Shrek on Netflix because it's
all all the Shreks are on Netflix now. And they
hear me in the bathroom like, ah, because yeah, it's
going hard.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, they're like, turn Shrek down, turn.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Turn this part down.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
I think your dad's sick, but they just hit his flaps.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
He's just knocking the dirt off.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Pressure washing the old ain'tus rings Juli your Ring taking
a couple of years off of it.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Glayne was her father's favorite child. She was spoiled rotten,
much like me. She was educated at Oxford, though, and
she was very much plugged into London's elite social scene.
But when her dad, Robert Maxwell, mysteriously fell off his
yacht in nineteen ninety one and drowned.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
The first world. Probably he fucking had a yacht and
then even know how to swim on a fucking idiot,
You dumb bitch.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Spent ten million on a yacht, didn't spend one hundred
dollars on swimming lessons. Well, that's the thing is he
drowned under exceptionally questionable circumstances that screamed that he was pushed.
And his yacht was actually named Lady Elaine. It was
shamed it after his daughter. So he had a yacht.
Some say what he not only was riding the yacht,
but he was also riding his daughter, which is there's

(26:06):
also some whispers of some potential you know, incest going on.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Kind of hot.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
He was before her time. Because porn all porn hub
is now is stepmom catches son jacking off. It really
is jacking off to my sister.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yea, what that's all? It is really weird.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Why can't there be videos of like people jacking off
to their dads and stuff. Dad catches son masturbating.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Something that used to be so niche is, like, that's
all there is now, don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
They're not even creative about it, No, not at all.
There's Where's the plumber, where's the where's the carpenter coming
into fix the the weird couch in the basement? Where's
where's the storylines? Where's the acting? I want to be.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Where do we go wrong in the society where we
don't even have acting in porn anymore? You know what
to fast forward through?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
I want all pourned in. I just wanted to be
over with. I want to restart from scratch. I remember,
you know, when I used to work in the prison,
there was one inmate. We had a lot of child
sex offenders in the prison I worked at, and these
guys had nothing because nobody put money on their books,

(27:21):
nobody took care of him. They literally had the fucking
pistain tidy whiteyes on their bodies and then whatever state
blues they were issued and the velcrow tennis shoes. That's
all they had. And I remember one time I was
doing a cell search on a child sex offender and
he didn't have anything, and he had a Bible, and

(27:42):
I opened up his Bible and he had a bunch
of drawings in there, like he like hand drawings, and
it was drawings of him fucking little kids. Shut the
fuck up and I brought him back in there, and
I was like, I don't know if this is illegal,
but I'm gonna slap you when I'm done talking. I
did smack him, but the fuck, dude, I'm just like.
He said that somebody drew it for him and he

(28:05):
didn't want to throw him aay because he thought he'd
get in trouble if somebody found him. I said, well,
you're really in trouble now, And they ended up prosecuting
the dude again. He was already doing life for a
gross sexual imposition, but they did send it to the prosecutor,
which they didn't. They didn't do the charges or whatever
because he was already doing life in prison. But dude,
it's like a it's a sickness, man, gross, It's a

(28:28):
fucking illness. And I think we should I think we
should castrate them absolutely.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
If you can't, you that's something that you cannot rehabilitize.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
You can beat it out of them, you can, you can,
you can hit him.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
They ain't gonna fix it.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
There. I was jacking off of a court and concert,
minding my own business. By the uh, take their balls,
take them off. After her dad died, the glads world,
it kind of just it melted and imploded all around her. Her, his,
his empire collapsed in scandal. There was billions of dollars.

(29:04):
There was a Ponzi scheme and a hedge like a
hedge fund deception. There was billions of dollars missing. There
was whispers of espionage, of him working for foreign governments
and spying on people, and the family name was in ruins.
Suddenly Glanne needed a new benefactor because her father was
no longer alive. By the two thousands, she was linked

(29:26):
to tech mogul ted Waite and he was one of
the founders of Microsoft. I believe he's a billionaire. And
then philanthropy gigs like the Terremar Project and ocean conservation
nonprofit that many claim as a front for sex trafficking.
She kind of rose to prominence. So that's the thing,

(29:51):
is like, when you think about Jeff Epstein, what like
what like what besides a sex trafficker? What is he
to you?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Why he was a finance guy, wasn't he?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Nobody knows he just how did he get all of
his money? Idea? I don't know what all that entails.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Even he wasn't even a financial He was a fucking
school teacher before all that stuff. He was just a
school teacher. What he did is he facilitates. He was
a high end pimp is all he was. And that's
how he made his money, and he got so many
millionaires and billionaires laid it became a lifestyle that made

(30:37):
him millions of dollars himself. He had gifts, he had islands,
he had mansions, he had cars, He had it all
man and it was all because he was a facilitator.
He was essentially a pimp. Was he was a sex trafficker.
And that's what gets lost about Jeffrey Epstein is he
wasn't someone say he was a financier, he was a philanthropist,

(30:57):
He was just a whatever. He was a school teacher
that prayed on teenage girls and billionaires and millionaires wanted
to fuck these kids, and they paid him handsomely to
set up these dates.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
And not only that, I guess even more important than
the money is the secrets.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Right, That's what we're talking about in this episode is
the blackmail network that was built around them. For as
much as Jeffrey Epstein did, most of the heavy lifting
was done by Glene Maxwell. He kind of. They worked
hand in hand with one another, but she was the
one that did all the grooming, that did the searching

(31:41):
and finding the girls, convincing them to do certain things.
She did most of the heavy lifting. She went on
to like I said, she she rose to prominence for
being the ultimate connector, the ultimate facilitator, introducing elites to
one another, all while hiding her financial woes from her

(32:01):
dad's her dad's death, her dad looted four hundred uh
four hundred million pounds from various pensions, hedge funds. He
was stealing money from everybody. Glaine was accused of helping,
but was never charged with any financial crimes associated to

(32:22):
the crimes committed by her father. She schmoos the Clintons,
the Trumps, She did the Royals. Prince Andrew. Here's photos
everywhere of this stuff. Fucking dumb ship Prince Andrew. There's
a picture of him holding a teenage girl.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Is he the one with the fat fingers?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
No, it's his dumb brother. Okay, Prince Andrew with.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
The fucking Willy Willie monsters.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's the king. That's the King.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I don't these idiots.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, so look at look at this picture, right, here.
That's a teenage girl right there, right, okay, that's Prince Andrew.
That's the that's the king's brother. He's like the black
sheep of the royal family. That's Queen Elizabeth's other son.
He's got his hand around her Bear Middriff. This is
obviously in a hotel or someplace whatever. And then look

(33:22):
who's standing in the background right there.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
She just looks like a gay gym teacher.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Smiling like a dog and shit man Gallaine Maxwell posing
with Prince Andrew and a teenage girl Virginny Guthrie and people.
They showed this picture to Prince Andrew and he's like,
I don't remember taking that, you dumb bitch. You're standing
right there. Of course you remember the time that you

(33:46):
were at a billionaire a billionaire's party and they said, oh,
we've got a seventeen year old fleshlight we'd like to
give to you. Oh, I don't really want to remember that.
What don't recall? Of course you don't, you fucking hobbit.
But they're disgusting man there, And it's all because they

(34:07):
have money, and money gets them out of everything. It sucks.
That's why you and me can't get out of anything
because we don't have any money. But there, yeah, there's
there's pictures of her schmoozing the Clinton smoothing the Trumps,
mainly Donald, mainly Donald. Uh. And then there's the pictures

(34:27):
of the incriminating pictures of Prince Andrew. Her prominence was
pure networking, pure hustle in a world. Uh you know,
I'm sure you've said, it's not about who you know,
it's who you blow. It's worked for me over the years.
They're always like, oh, why is the boss so nice

(34:47):
to you? I'm like, have you tried sucking his dick?
Have you seen it? Have you tried to see if
that works? Have you tried asking him what does balls
look like? And then when he show until you fucking
start gagging on them? Have you tried any of this?

(35:10):
Come to me like I've done something wrong because I'm
not afraid to put us spelt sending nuts in my mouth.
Everyone likes their balls being sucked on. What about when
they my dad? You, uh, here we go. You know,

(35:34):
my mom and dad have that trailer out there. They
go to Brookville Lake. They go to lake and apparently
they got the stomach flu while they're out there, and
there's just people shitting and sinks and just pooping and
trash cans. They're just shit all over, just falling apart,
burned the trailer down. My mom and dad are getting

(35:56):
that age now where I worry about them when they're sick.
I don't know they're going to bounce back. I'm just
afraid my mom's gonna shit herself to death.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
That's I mean. It happens.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
And uh, my dad always talks about her like she's
a dog, like she's got worms, or he'll be like, I.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Gotta ever put down.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, I gotta have her humanely euthanized. That's my mom. Okay,
she's just pooping.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Uh. Fuck man, they can do some damage. Man, I know, women.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Stomach flu is the worst.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
It sucks.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Ever does things to your body that nothing else does.
I told you about that one I got the stomach
flu when I started hallucinating that I was in a
concentration camp and I was trying to stand up so
I could fight Hitler, and.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Shit, hey, that's noble.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Though. I was ready to save you know, I said
some hurtful things about Jews earlier. I was ready to
defend every Jew in that place. That night. Yeah, I
was ready to go to war.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Some wars are worth fighting. Brother, these color brother.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
You heard this? Heard uh hault Cogan music start playing?
I stood up, so uh gallay and she also found
the kit Kat Club in the nineteen eighties. Gay, have
you seen the new uh butter fingers?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
They changed it again?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Well, they got a variation. Now it's butterfinger marshmallow, So
it's like butterfinger covered marshmallow.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
That's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
What do you what do you know about peanut butter
and marshmallow? That's delicious.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
I mean I've had it before on like you do
like a s'more and you put the fucking Reese cup
on it. That shit fucks. But that's about That's about
the extent to my knowledge of it.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
And the new Resa cups are reseason oreos mixed together. Yeah,
that's a flavor explosion. It's delicious.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
That's the old flavor of beat Us.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
We got a whole box of diabetas over here, we do.
I'm excited, Hello beat Us. I thought that you'd be here.
So the KitKat Club, which is about to have one
last member if Pumpkin doesn't stop shitting on.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
My floor We passed this person the other day. They
were they were driving some sort of it may have
been a jeep. It had like the spare tire on
the back, and they had a tire cover and the
tire cover was a handlebar mustache and it said beat
us right across the top. And I was telling my
wife about it, and then she I was like, ohit
look at that. And I was explaining to her the

(38:28):
commercial and she was like, who's Wilford Brimley and what?
We passed the car and the guy had a Wilford
Brimley air freshen ring.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I was like, first off, how do you find a
tire cover and an air freshen Dude?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
It sucks that he was known for an infomercial that
he'd probably make no money off of.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh that's all that I know him from.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
He was in little House in the Prairie.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Also, yeah, I didn't watch that stupid shit, that gay
ship that was fucking nuts. Too busy watching cool ship.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah, I was too busy jacking off the fucking Pam
Anderson and Playboy.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Was too busy fucking pulling my wiener. At a corn concert.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Austin three sixteen, I did a new experiment this week.
Every time I communicate with Rob, I used Austin three
sixteen as my signature, and I think I like it.
I think I think it's gonna stick.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
You should Yeah, keep it.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
You're back in the day when you would text, you
could use you had a signature like yeah, you had
a well, yeah, you remember that. I kind of went away.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
I forgot all about that.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
I'm adding one tonight.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
There's gotta be an option still, there is.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Austin three sixteen is gonna be It's so Glaine. But
she founded the KitKat Club in the nineteen eighties. It
was inspired by eighteenth century literary salons. Okay, get your
hair done and read a fucking book. What do you
do with a literary salon?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
You have a kick, cut up your ass, break me
off a piece.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
An exclusive women's networking group that attracted influential figures from media, finance,
and aristocracy. Oh, I don't think I said that word right. Aristocrisy, aristocracy, aristocrisy, Chrissy,
I don't like this, Chrissy, Wake up and this pistons.

(40:19):
This positioned her as a super connector, which Rob and
I do this really cool trick that we call super connector,
but we can't do it on YouTube. Who facilitated introductions
and deals? You know what a super connector is, Robert.
We'll let them read between the lines on that one.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
But we need some people refer to it as docking.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, we need four more guys in here in order
to do a full super connector.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh yeah, generates something.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
We need four guys with foreskin and one guy with
no foreskin. It was around this time, in the early
nineteen nineties, the Glenn Maxwell cross paths with Jeffery Epstein,
a Brooklyn born financier of mysterious wealth. Nobody ever nailed
down how Jeffrey actually made his money. All he know

(41:07):
is that by the mid nineteen nineties he had a
Manhattan mansion, a Caribbean island, and a private jet, a
private jet nicknamed the Lolita Express. Man.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
That name alone is not getting you, you know, not
keeping you discreete at all. Lolita Express.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, got a private island.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
God, I'd love to have an island, anything Lolita or
anything Express. There's nothing dl about that.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
As screams, you're getting your wiener liked by child.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
You're loading up a jet full of little girls.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Nothing screams I'm getting my wiener licked like by a child,
like a Lolita Express tattooed on the side of your jet.
Right Glaine and Jeffrey Epstein, they became inseparable. So described
them as lovers. Others described them as business partners, still
others as a as a madam, I'm a pamp duo,

(42:02):
a madame, not a madam, A modane madam. Lining up Puss.
Glen introduced him to British Royalty, American billionaires, tech giants,
World Royalty, American billionaires, tech giants, world leaders, politicians, athletes,
you name it. In her arm her job wasn't just

(42:24):
to be arm candy, because in her day she was
a bit of a knockout. She was a raging, fucking horror.
But she she was a looker, She was a recruiter,
She was a fixer and allegedly the one who groomed
young girls for Epstein's infamous sex parties. Well, you bitch,

(42:47):
I hope she dies.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I wouldn't be mad about it.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
I know earlier I said that I don't want anybody.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
To die, but I hope she hope she gives out
the information that everybody wants and then dies.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
And this story tracks so well. She came from that family.
She came from that guy, the billionaire mogul, the owner
of the mirror her dad acquired all as well from
stealing money from pensions. He dies in a yacht accident,
which there's no fucking yacht in the entire world that

(43:19):
goes fast enough to have an accident. He was murdered
because somebody was tired of him stealing their money, is
what happened there. She starts to panic, so she turns
to the only thing that she knows, and that's crime, sex, crimes, stealing,
just being an all out piece of shit and connecting

(43:42):
the people that wanted to be connected. And the only
way that she could continue to facilitate that was to
start to build a blackmail network because once Bill Clinton
dips his dick in a seventeen year old with all
the political power, the Clinton's held, all the all the

(44:02):
power that that Donald Trump held the time and still holds.
Once Royalty, you know, I mean, she was from she
was from England, so yeah, she cared about what the
royal family was doing and what they did do. Once
you have fucking incriminating videos of them having sex with
underage girls. You can literally do anything you want in

(44:25):
the entire world. You have the entire world by.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
The balls job security right there. Which is which is
you know, I'm not saying it's smart, but it's awful,
it's it's it's Yeah, the situation itself is is horrible.
But knowing that you have that big of dirt, that
much dirt over somebody and that much power, and it
wasn't even just you know, presidential, it's it's tons of

(44:50):
different politicians, celebrities.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
So many people with money we don't know about, just.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
So many people with to have a lot to lose
if that information comes out.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Taylor Swift, Ye, I made that up. That's completely that's
completely falsified. As a bad joke. I was talking about
my cat named Taylor Swift, a little slut, a little slut,
And but the story tracks because she's done nothing in
her life to warrant the power and money that she had.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah, I only know of her because of.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
And I know that her name looks like it's pronounced
jiz lainey. I do know that.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I scause it's fun.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Yeah, And the story tracks so well, and that's why
it's so infuriated. Well, I think that what's coming out
in the media now is a lot of people are
getting really hot under the collar because there's a lot
of rumblings of her starting to turn the stones over,
of her starting to say, all right, I'm tired of

(45:47):
being locked up. Here's what I know, and here's who
did it. So a lot of people are starting to
they don't like the idea of her heart telling these things.
And I'm not saying left or right on the president,
but I do know our current setting president mentioned several times,

(46:13):
and so did the Cash Ptel, the leader of the FBI.
They said many times that we were going to get
the Jeffrey Epstein files, that we were going to get
the JFK files, and they lied about all of it.
So that tells me there's something nefarious going on in
the background, whether it was the US government that killed

(46:35):
John F. Kennedy, that they're probably more than likely are
still people alive right now that were involved in the
assassination of JFK. But even more likely than that is
there are a lot of people that are still alive
that would be fully implicated if Gleayne Maxwell was able

(46:58):
to reveal who actually participated in what and if there
are videos or tapes or whatever documents are still out
there if she's willing to turn those over. They don't
want they don't want this shit to get out.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yeah, I mean fuck. But at the same time, look
what just happened with Diddy? A lot of fucking nothing. Yeah,
he was doing some bad shit.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I keep on. I forget, I forget to think about that.
That he's just like, was it? Let go?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I guess he's got a pretty much like a fucking
slap on the wrist.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
He beat the shit out of that girl, like if
nothing else, he should have done ten years in prison
for ye beating the ship at that woman outside the elevator.
Buck him too, man.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Let alone the fucking thousands of bottles of baby oil
with drugs in it.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
We will never hear him, hear from him ever again.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Oh no, he's kind of feast fucked never, he's not.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Fuck. He's got a lot of money, no mean.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah, yeah, I mean as far as we'll see if
he can keep the money.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I think once. Yeah, they just do this shit all
over again. Man, he knows how to play the game. Yes,
So let's see Epstein's Yeah, Jeffrey Epstein's his empire wasn't
just money and mansions. It was about sex, specifically sex

(48:23):
with underage girls, and according to testimony, lawsuits, and eventually
federal charges, Ghlaine Maxwell was central to the entire operation.
She wasn't just standing by while Jeffrey Epstein prayed on
vulnerable teenagers. She was the recruiter, she was the groomer,
and sometimes oftentimes she was a participant. Multiple women testified
that Gallaine Maxwell made them feel uncomfortable, promised modeling opportunities,

(48:47):
or introduced them to Jeffrey Epstein under the guise of mentorship.
Then the massages began, the grooming escalated, and Jeffrey Epstein's
abuse became routine. Victims said that Glene normalized it, even
coached them, would tell them not to go to the authorities,
would tell them that it was all part of the plan.
This is what you gotta do to make it where

(49:08):
you want to go. In some cases, I said before
she would join in in these sexcapades with these underage women.
Jeffrey Epstein's properties were tailor made for the machine. His
Palm Beach estate, his Manhattan townhouse on East seventy first Street,
his Zoro ranch in New Mexico and his private island
in the Virgin Islands known as Little Saint James. All

(49:31):
were stages where the abuse took place, but they were
they were also, if the conspiracy theories are true, studios
in the blackmail factory, and that is kind of like
we've done a Jeffrey Epstein episode, the Death of Jeffrey Epstein.
This episode is about the blackmailing that the powerful sword

(49:57):
that these two wielded, and that was the blackmailing, the
opportunity to take advantage of all of these really bad
people doing really bad things to teenage girls. And that's
if you have If if you have power over the
most powerful people in the world, it would be it

(50:23):
was presumably addictive for them. It was like if one
day you or I woke up and they were like, okay,
today you got a fucking twelve inch dick. I'd say, well,
this is addictive. Man, I can suck at myself. This
is addictive. It tastes great, not as good as Oval team.

(50:46):
So it's a little chocolatey I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
A big black dick.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
And then you wake up one day and you're twelve
inch dick is gone. You're going back to having a
three inch dick, and you're like, hey, where's that foot
long at we're that cold cut combo. Where'd you take
it it's addictive to have a big dick. I mean, yeah,
I just said that wrong. I'm addicted to big dicks.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Okay, yeah, I say it. That one sounds right.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
I think I said that I'm addicted to big dicks.
I'm addicted to a big dick. I think I said
that right. Yeah, I am addicted to big dicks.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
We don't judge here.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
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Epstein would facilitate these sex crimes. They noticed cameras in
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(54:21):
and take control of your pay. Will Smith, I don't
I don't know if that's true either. I made that up.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah, I fuck that dude too.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
We might get sued in this episode. So far, we've
talk derogatoryly. We've talked badly about Taylor Swift and Will.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Smith and Trump's ankles and Jews. I don't want any
heat from the Jews, man.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Apple juice is my favorite juice. You like apple juice.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Apple juice is really good. Apple juicy?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
We had. I sent your pictures of breakfast I made yesterday.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Did Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
It looked great. I mean thick cut brioach French toast.
You know. I washed it down with some low sugar
orange juice, and it was really good. Nothing like a
mountainous pile of powdered sugar on fried brioach washed down
with some sugar free.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Orange juice makes no fucking good.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Dude. I don't want to sleep on this. I gotta
get this off my chest. French toast is top three
breakfast foods. Man, is really good. God, it's especially if
you get like a thick cut brioach like I got.
It is so freaking good. And especially if you let
that bread stale up for a day, or just carrot
in your jeans for a day. Just put just like

(55:43):
your pocket, fill your pants pockets full of bread. Yeah,
not money like a loaf, Twista wants you to do,
but just like a loaf of bread.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Works best if you wear cargo pants. You got all
the little hidden pockets so you can stuff it in.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I don't own a pair of cargo shorts.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Anymore either, man, I can't do it. So much room
for cool shitnes, It's so much room for fucking bread compartments.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Oh man, let's see. So when the FBI ran at
Epstein's mansion in twenty nineteen, like I said, they found
the CDs labeled with people's names and dates, Will Smith
getting jiggy with it. A safe. It was a safe
in the house. It was initially emptied mysteriously. Uh when

(56:32):
they got there, the safe was it was emptied, but
then mysteriously refilled with binders and discs. There was this
perhaps jeff Epstein's insurance policy, and evidence of powerful men
and compromising positions with underage girls very possible. That's the
heart of the blackmail theory. Though the parties weren't just

(56:53):
for pleasure, they were traps. If a billionaire, a prince,
or a president were recorded with a minor, then Epstein
and Maxwell, well, they had leverage, and that's what they wanted.
They could extract favors, protect they could extract favors, they
could get protection, they could protect their money. So all
of this money that they acquired in nefarious acts that

(57:16):
presumably was subjective to the US tax code could go
unnoticed if they had power over the most powerful people
in the entire world, and if you believe the most
extreme versions, the whole operation was a front for intelligence
agencies MASSAD, the CIA or others, and they were just

(57:36):
running like a honey trap on a global scale to
try and implement implicate politicians from all over the world.
In two thousand and eight, though Jeffrey Epstein was convicted
in Florida for soliciting a minor for prostitution, the plea
deal was so bizarrely lenient it still shock it shocks me.

(58:00):
Are you familiar with this?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
No, I don't know anything about this.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
He served thirteen months in a cushy jail. So we'll
go back to in two thousand and eight, he was
convicted of soliciting a minor for prostitution. Okay, when he
did go to jail, he was allowed out every single day.
He was really only in jail like one day a week,

(58:23):
and he would just the guards weren't allowed to talk
to him. He just kind of come and went more.
He was in and out more than the guards were.
And there's a lot of information about this. This lean
crazy sentence that he was subjected to. The name leaves me.
But there's a politician that prosecuted it. Man, maybe it's Wiener.

(58:49):
I think the guy's name might be Wianer. I could
be wrong. I need to be more well read up
on this. He served thirteen months in a cushy jail
that allowed him to work work really six days a week.
Many believe the sweetheart deal was granted because he was protected.
Too many powerful men had too much to lose. Elaine, meanwhile,

(59:12):
she slipped deeper into the background. She founded a charity
called the Taramar Project, which was a glossy nonprofit supposedly
dedicated to saving the oceans, which gave her access to
the United Nations and ted X stages. It looked like
a philanthropy, but to critics, it looked like reputation laundering

(59:32):
is what it seemed like. Tara Marr folded days after
Epstein's twenty nineteen arrest. So flash forward twenty nineteen when
Jeffrey Epstein was arrested again. Panic rippled through the global
elites because this time they had so much evidence that
there was no way he was going to be able

(59:53):
to squirm out of this one, and this center ripple
effect to the entire elite community that had dip their
toes into the island. The Lolita Express, the mansion in
New York, all the fucking sex parties that going back
as far as Prince Andrew posing with a teenage girl
like he's about to go eat her fucking ass out.

(01:00:16):
There's clearly documentations and you can see Glene Maxwell in
the background like smiling like I got you. You're not
going anywhere. This time, the evidence was overwhelming. There were
flight logs, victim testimony, raids. Jeffrey Epstein was locked in
Manhattan Jail. Then in August of that year, he was

(01:00:37):
found dead in his cell. We have an episode titled
the Death of Jeffrey Epstein. The official cause suicide. The
camera's outside of his cell. Well, they may have magically
malfunction the guards. Well, they had been working fucking fifty
hours straight. They fell asleep and falsified logs to go
along with it. His neck was broken in ways some

(01:00:57):
experts say were more consistent with strangulation than Hey. That
left one key figure still alive, though, and that's who
we're talking about now, is Glaine Maxwell. She went underground
for quite some time, hiding in a New Hampshire mansion
until the FBI arrested her in July of twenty twenty.
She was charged with sex trafficking of miners, conspiracy, and perjury.

(01:01:19):
In her twenty twenty one trial, four women testified against her.
They told stories of being groomed by Glaine, of her
normalizing Epstein's behavior, of her reoccurring recruiting them when they
were as young as fourteen years old to participate in
these sex parties. One of them, Annie Farmer, even testified
under her real name. A lot of them used aliases

(01:01:43):
because They didn't want to be They didn't want to
be subjected to the powers that could potentially want them
to go away. This woman was so confident and had
so much conviction that she used her regular name to
testify against Glaine Maxwell. Good for her, the jury convicted
her on five counts, and in June of twenty twenty two,

(01:02:04):
she was sentenced to twenty years in prison. But what
she wasn't charged with might be more important than what
she was charged with. There were no charges for blackmail,
no charges for conspiring with intelligence agencies. None of the
powerful men in Jeffrey Epstein's orbit, whether it's Bill Clinton
and Donald Trump, Prince Andrew, Bill Gates, tech billionaires, scientists,

(01:02:28):
none of them, I repeat, none of them were charged
with crimes tied to Jeff Epstein or Glene Maxwell. Even
though their names appear in flight logs, they appear in
photos and documents. Courts have been very clear being listed
in those logs does not prove misconduct. Wow. If I've

(01:02:54):
said it once, I'll say it a million times. Where
there's smoke, there's fire, my friend. Sure, If this guy
Jeff Epstein, Glene Maxwell, if they were having parties with
groups of underage women, were billionaires would come have sex
with these women. I promise, I promise, I promise, I

(01:03:15):
promise that some of these men were partaking in sexual
misconduct with these under for sure, for sure, And even
if they weren't, if repeated trips look even worse, because
if I seed, if I went there one time just thinking,
you know, I'm just gonna hang out with this this
this guy's rich, I'm gonna hang out the rich dude,

(01:03:35):
and then went there and seen the shit that was happening,
and then I went back knowingly what that that's even
fucking worse.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
I went to this house party with Gary Rains when
we were younger, and there was a guy smoking crack
in the backyard, and uh, I went to the front
and I talked to Charlie. I was with Charlie. I
was like, Charlie, I think there's a guy out back
smoking crack. And Charlie said, well, how do you know
he's smoking crack? Have you ever seen somebody smoke crack before?
I said, there's a fellow smack smoking out of a
glass pipe and it's not marijuana. I think it's crack. Sure,

(01:04:06):
And Charlie said, do you want to leave? And I said, yeah,
I think I want to go. This house reminds me
of Texas Chainsaw massacre. So we left, but I was
drunk and we went egging and I took an entire
egg and I put up my mouth and I started
a choke and Charlie got really upset and he said,
I'm taking you home. I can't take care of you.
And I think it was because I was upset about

(01:04:26):
the guy smoking crack, but to this day, Charlie says
that it's because I kept on putting eggs in my mouth.
And we were in somebody's back seat that we didn't know,
and this is one of my first time getting drunk,
and we were with older kids, and Charlie didn't want
to be embarrassing because you know, these were older, cool dudes,
and he while they thought I was fun, Charlie was

(01:04:47):
embarrassed because I kept on putting the eggs in my mouth.
Then a couple of weeks later, they invited me out again,
and I knew that I needed to get I knew
I needed to do something for Charlie to trust me
and to make the older guys like me. Uh, so
I brought a sling shot and when we're.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
It just fucking has a slingshot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I had one, like fucking Dennis a menace, a sleep shot,
And we were driving around and I rolled my window
down and I just I shot a window out on
a van. This is really bad. That's your limitations. Anyways,
this may be uh embellished or made up story too,

(01:05:27):
but they're like, did you just did you shoot that
window out? And I said yeah. They said you better
have a fucking gun. I said, I don't have a gun.
I have a sling shot. They said, that's really fucking cool, man,
that's cool as fun. So he just drove around shooting
windows out with a sling shot, and uh, they were

(01:05:48):
upset when they thought I had a gun.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
I think I was like, fifteen, You just brought a
fucking gun popping off around fucking busted slugs. You gotta
got peace, dog.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Listen, it's a sling shot. That's one of the it's
one of the ones. Like it's got a wrist. Get
some real good leverage.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
On it, man. Uh. Yeah, they were pissed that they
found out it was this sleep shot there like all
you're cool as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
I remember they so it was funny. I was. I
was hanging out of the car. I shot this this
old beat up we were. We weren't shooting like you like,
we were shooting up like you know cars that that
were broken down the site, you know, like cars and
people driveways with flat tires and never ship boxes, ship boxes.

(01:06:35):
And I remember I I shot one out and I
got back in the car and they were like, god, man,
you're good with that thing. And I was like, might
as well call me fucking Huckleberry Finn. So from then
on they started calling me huck, called me huck man
because I was really good with the sling shot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
You gotta put that on your resume, I like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
And I also said I was a dead eye with
a sling shot. They called me a dead eye and huck.
That was my for like two years. That's what those
older dudes they'd see me. I saw one guy about
a year or so ago. He's like, fuck, man, what's up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I was like, I did not remember that nickname.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
That's fucking great man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Yeah, so I'm really good with the sling shot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
You put that resume this one line, really good with
a sling shot, and then just leave it at that
we were looking at your resume. Oh oh, is this line?
Tell us more about this line here?

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
It's just funny because Charlie's like, I gotta fucking take
you home because you don't want to act.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
And I just kept on putting eggs in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Like whole eggs. When I just sat there with the
entire like a goddamn lizard, like an amphibian, sitting there
with a whole, entire mouthful egg and he like spit
it out, spit it out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
What's funny as fuck? Oh man, I don't. I wouldn't
know what to do either.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
You know. He was just trying to break in with
these older kids. Yeah, I dominated those evenings.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
No, he's not worried about anything besides the mouthful of eg.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I didn't break any of them either.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
That's the impressive.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
He'd take one, I just take another like a monitor,
like a whatever lizard eats eggs. That's what I was,
okay as uh. And so the rumors began that Gallaine
Maxwell still holds the keys to the blackmail archive, that

(01:08:29):
she in fact knows where the tapes are, that she's
already cutting a secret deal with prosecutors trading names for leniency.
She's already been convicted at this point, so she would
I think this barning chip would be to commute her
sentence or that's really all they could do is kind
of just give her like a presidential pardon. Yeah, and

(01:08:52):
please God, let me be the one to tell you.
And if Glaiine Maxwell received a presidential pardon from Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Boy, that does look bad, bad, bad, bad bad.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
That tells me that he had fourteen year olds bouncing
naked on his lap back in the nineties. Yeah, So Donald,
if you're listening the bad look, if you had a
very bad look. And do I think he was involved.
I think that anybody with a lot of money back
then was probably involved in these parties. And I will

(01:09:27):
give one benefit of the doubt to everybody that went
to these parties. I would say that there was never
any conversations about how old these girls were. But the
thing is that shit fucking matters, man. Oh absolutely, And
whenever you get to become a man, that's you know,
they were probably our age when they were doing this stuff.

(01:09:48):
A little older young girls aren't attractive anymore. Like I
get on TikTok and I see nineteen twenty year olds
dancing in bathing suits. I'm like, I'm good man, I'm
good brother, not things brother. Yeah, and to these guys, no,
these are oh yeah. She doesn't even paint her toon nails. Right,

(01:10:15):
she got dirty fingernails. That's a good way to tell
how older girl is. She got dirty finger fingernails or not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
I't fucking building mud castles and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Yeah, fucking sandbox playing with dirt got her in the
house from playing in the sandbox. Officially, there's no evidence
that she has an immunity agreement. There's no court filing
show cooperation. But the whispers on the internet, they won't stop.
And and maybe that's the point. If people believe she

(01:10:48):
could talk, then anyone who has ever been in Epstein's
orbit has a I'm sorry. If if everyone believes that
she will not talk, then everyone in Epstein's they have
no reason to sweat. But if she is talking, and
that's got a lot of people hot onto the collar,

(01:11:10):
then we asked the question why people might want her silence.
The answer is obvious. She knows logistics, who is at
which property, who called ahead, who the staff prepared for,
She knows the layout of the house. Is she knows
where the cameras were at. She knows the routines that
were used to capture these dastlyd these ghastly deeds. If
there are binders or drives still out there, her memory

(01:11:33):
is the map. She's the only one that probably that
still knows where all. Like I said a thousand times,
Ghlainne Maxwell knows where the fucking bodies are buried. Man.
If Epstein really did die because he was too dangerous
to be alive, then Glainne Maxwell is even more dangerous.
And I think that for all intents and purposes, she's

(01:11:54):
lucky that she got arrested because she was probably gonna
die regardless. Yeah, and the fact that she's still in
custody and still alive tells me that she's very well
protected by the US government. Or she's in fact been
replaced by a double, or she is dead and we
don't know it yet. There are other pieces of the

(01:12:15):
story that hover Epstein's Manhattan townhouse was transferred to him
through Les Wexner for zero dollars, interesting, raising questions of
what debts or favors were in play. Epstein kept money,
he kept company with scientists at Harvard and MIT, funneling
donations and winning access to their projects. His charity work

(01:12:38):
seemed to blur the line between between philanthropy and infiltration,
and Galaine was always close by, smiling for pictures, steering conversations,
making introductions, throwing these big fancy parties. He was always there.
She was always at Jeffrey's right hand. Even prison, Glaine

(01:13:01):
Maxwell is not treated like an ordinary inmate. Reports claim
that she has privileges, others do not. Some conspiracists believe
that she already has been swapped out, living in witness
protection while a body double serves her time. Others think
she is negotiating even now, quietly offering intelligence and exchange
for protection. None of these theories can be proven, though,

(01:13:24):
but the mere fact that people find them believable. Like
I said, where there's smoke, there's fire, shows just how
broken the US trust is, the public trust is when
it comes to the case of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghlaine
Maxwell at the story. At the center of the story, though,
is a question that will never be answered. Was Glaine

(01:13:45):
Maxwell simply Epstein's lover turned accomplice or was she the
true architect of an illustrious blackmail network an intricate blackmail
network that reached into the highest echelons of elite global power.
In the end, though, Glaine, the story isn't about one woman.

(01:14:07):
It's about how power protects itself. It's about the way
sex and surveillance can be weaponized, which it can and
it will, yep It's about how the rich and powerful
they live by a different set of codes, a different
set of rules and laws, and how a carefully placed
camera can change the course of history and governments. Epstein

(01:14:30):
may be dead, but as long as Glaine Maxwell Breese,
this conspiracy is not dead. It is not over. The
real question is when the time comes, is she gonna
choose silence, survival death. I don't know, but I do
think that she is. She's a giant cog in the wheel.
She's a giant driver of all of the illegal acts

(01:14:55):
that happened associated with Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
The whole body double theory is very interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
I find that, Oh, it makes so much sense, and
it's probably fucking true.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Man, they can definitely pay a lookalike. You know you're
gonna do her, do her time while she goes in highs.
We'll give you this much money.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Pay me I do it, I'll smooh my titties together
and let my flap claim jamm hang out. I'm not
above or below the wall. That's a lot of fucking time, man,
take me down. It is a lot twenty years, it's
a lot of time. How about I just hit that
motherfucking power ball tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
That's a good plan to don't deserve any time for that, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
If I won the power ball, I'd give it back
because I wouldn't know what to do. I'm so I'm
so accustomed to being poor and stupid at this point.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
What's the difference in being rich and stupid and poor
and stupid? Yeah, it's the money.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Brother, You know, my dumbass to go to the gas station?
Like my numbers are right? Can I get this in twenties?

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Put it on pump five? Oh what?

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Seven hundred and eighteen million on pump sin And I
want four boxes of dang dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
How old are them dogs on the roller there?

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Oh no, it's six o'clock and not But can you
heat up more of them breakfast pizzas for me? A
locked those? Have you ever had the breakfast pizza shell? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Yeah, God damned yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
My God, my fat ass drives past that shell every
single morning. Listen to this, You wonder how fat this?
This is my fucking problem. I will drive by the
front door super slow. Yeah, I will not get out
of my car. I do it, drive by, creep by,
real slow, and I'll break my fucking neck looking through
the front door waiting for a customer to come out.

(01:16:42):
Because when the customer comes out and they open the door,
knough that I can see through the little fucking hot
lamp to see if they got any breakfast pizza on
the on the on the on the hot lamp. Under
the hot lamp, they probably think about the blood motherfucker
up every day. But I'm just trying to get a
clear view of the breakfast pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Let me get a glimpse of that pizza, dude, let
me see that pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
I do, man, I uh My wife will call me
and she's like, what are you doing. You're the gas
station looking for pizza. I'm like, yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
A bitch's good? Even Speedway's fucking pizza. Whenever you get it,
you get a good one. One. Oh man, it fucks
it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Yeah, the regular pizza is good. Either their breakfast pizza. Yeah,
I don't know, it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
It's good something about gas station.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
I mean it's I know, I'm the same way.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
It's it's like the lowest denominator, like a fucking food.
But it's like it makes you feel bad about yourself,
and it's kind of like kind of like you want
you want to feel like a piece of shit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
And sometimes sometimes when I go to the gas station,
nobody comes out, so then I park my fucking car
and walk inside, right, and there is a there is
a consolation. Some days they don't have breakfast pizza, but
they got these tornadoes. Oh yeah, and it's a it's
a maple sausage link and it's got a blueberry pancake,
so it's like a it's like a sausage. Yeah, maple

(01:17:58):
sausage corn dog with a blueberry pancake wrapped around it.
You get two for three dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
The dreams are made of right there. Man, it's a
fucking America and.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
You get a Caucasian monster and you drink those in
uh is drive to work. That's yet for the day.
And now whenever I my wife will my wife will
buy me a She'll get me a white monster, and
then she'll when she gives it to me, she'll say,
I got you. We'll see I got you some gas
for the wall punching machine.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
That's pretty sweet. I swear like, I'll go to the
I'll go to the show by my house. And it's
the other day. I walked into it and it was
fucking quiet, really quiet, and I was like, I don't
feel right because usually they're fucking bumping.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Saw some fat guy looking in the window for breakfast pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
I'm like, I walk in and I'm buying a pack
of a case of beer and I'm like, wasn't so
quiet here today? And he's like, what do you mean? Friend? Like,
why has he gotta be an Indian guy? Man, It's
is an Indian shell bro That's that's what they do.
He was like, he says, he was like he started laughing.
He's like, oh, we just did we haven't thrown it

(01:19:08):
on today, and like he fucking rings it and every
time he rings me up, he's always like, just one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
You only getting one?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Yeah, buddy, I looked at the fucking all the expired
ship you have in the middle of the store and
nothing look good.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Yeah, you're buying beer. On your way to work, or
this was like the Friday night. I think there's some
real warriors. When I go there and get my breakfast pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
At six thirty, they're like a fucking case of bud light. Dude,
those guys don't fuck around.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
I'm like, buddy man, construction worker, aren't you? Yeah, I
bet you beat the ship out of your wife and kids.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
You gotta have a couple of fucking road beers to
go into work.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Just help take the edge off.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
I won't ever withdraw. I don't stop drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
I've been laying brick with Mexicans all week Well, I
gotta smell a bowl of enchiladas one more time. I
made a homemade barbico over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Yeah, God, you did look good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Unreal. Yeah. I got a chuck roast and I put
it on the smoker. I seasoned it with like salt, pepper, garlic,
and coomen coming how repronounced that? And then I put
it on the smoker until it got to about one
sixty five, got a good bark on it, and I
pulled it off and I put it in a shallow
foil dish and I put about a half inch of
beef broth in there, a can of chipoli peppers and

(01:20:24):
a dobo and some other chopped onions, some other seasoning,
and then I covered it with foil and I let
it cook until it was just like fall apart butter tender,
and I shredded it all up in the sauce. I
left it in the broth in the sauce, and I
put it on some fried cordin trutias with pickled onions, cilantro, cogita, cheese,

(01:20:46):
kahita and some crema which is like really running Mexican
sour cream. And I ate it and I took one
bite and I was like, I turned. I turned immediately. Man,
it was so it was so good. Stacey was so
skeptical and she took a bite and she's like, this
is fucking She's like, this is fucking wild. This is

(01:21:07):
how did you do this? I'm like, I got no idea.
This is all Kroger Main ingredients.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Just through the shit together.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Yeah, And it was so freaking good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
He makes the right ingredients. Man, it's you can fucking
do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
And ever since I made it, I've been looking over
my shoulder for ice because I'm ready to defend myself.
Right right. I'm not you know, I'm just a white
boy making Mexican food. Hey man, I'm not a you know,
a Mexican fellow making cheeseburd you know, smash burgers.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
That's my favorite, my favorite food. You can't do a
fucking good Mexican food, man, it's ugh.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
I can make Barbicoa for twenty people, Yeah, easily, I
fuck with barbicoa. Good ship. All right, guys, buy the
tickets to our live show that's coming up. It's gonna
be a great time. Maybe I'll bring a platter of
Barbicoa to the live show. Show you folks, what real
Mexican food tastes like?

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
That'd be fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
If you've been implicated by Jeffrey Epstein, Gallaine Maxwell, set
us an email, Get us an email. Brohio Podcast at
gmail dot com. Our email has been kind of quiet,
so maybe just drop a line. Let's know you're still
alive and you're still there, and tell us something cool.
Because September is a very busy month for us, we

(01:22:17):
plan to release two to three episodes a week. If
you would like to, uh, you have a confession you
would like to make right, you can go anonymously. You
can go to rohio podcast but come splash con confessions

(01:22:39):
rohio podcast dot com slash confessions and there's an anonymous
link there. It says, include your deepest, darkest, dumbest, juiciest
confessions below one hundred percent anonymous spillit here. Is there
a name, reeler fake you'd like us to use? You
hit submit and it anonymously anonymously goes to us and
we will read it on the the episode that we
record next.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
An tell us who you want to fist fight and why?

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Yeah, that's a good one man.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Yeah, who pissed you off Tim at the deli section
because he didn't cut your fucking ham thick enough.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Let us know it's an excellent segment. Send us email.
Let us know who you want to fist fight and why.
And it can't be your mom or dad. Yeah, okay,
it's gotta be a good reason too. Yeah all right,
Casey's breakfast pizza is better. Megan, No, that's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
It's so offended, you fucking whore. I know who Nick
wants the fist.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Fight, Megan, I'm sorry. I functioning autism presents itself in
many ways, but Casey's pizza is this, It's not. It's
covered nacho cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
I do like Casey's shit.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Who wants a goddamn tug boat full of nacho cheese
at six thirty in the morning?

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Sheets is where it's at. Though.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
You're wrong, Megan, you're you're not a godly woman, and
you're wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
It's okay to be wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
This is our friend, Meghan, right, it is Yeah, fuck
fuck you man, shot a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
I don't have to do I don't have to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
You don't speak about a fucking shell like that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Don't tell you, don't talk about total.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
We've got your pizza today, fat boy, Come on in.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
I saw you driving by the front door of fourteen times.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Just get you, Just get your resent here in order it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Might help with the countaries of yous. Get up and
come inside and look.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Hell yeah, alright, guys, have a great week. We love you,
Love you, guys. I want to see your dask assasssssssssss.

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