Human Sacrifice

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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Thank you for tuning into the last episode of the
Brohio Podcast. Ever where all of our technology, all of
our equipment, our phones, our iPads, our computers, nothing's working.
Nothing's working. Someone want to put their phone number in
the YouTube chat so we can call you, Steve, our
phones or even I mean, it's, oh my god, a

(00:41):
fun little start here, frustrating, but you know what, nothing
can break my spirit, Robert, because I'm here with you.
It's gonna be great. And we're gonna record this episode
about human sacrifices.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, that's pretty fucking sweet man. We're gonna make the
best of it's for sure. I wish to serve myself
up as a sacrife. I think that would be cool
right now, just to make the pain go away.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I'm there. I'll follow you very very closely. I'll follow
you into the dark. Both of my hands on your
I was gonna say, on your bosom, but you can
put them on my bosom, my bust on your bust,
on your buns. Let's keep the bees going.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Look at the buns hell.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, speaking of buns, hey, we got new Patreon subscribers
at the bun Factory. Ryan Elle as in love the
Brohio Podcast. Thanks Ryan L. We appreciate you. Uh, that
looks like that's mushrooms and drugs of some kind. I
can't really tell. What's your profile picture? Looks like a
wild adventure though, Ryan, And we used to call my

(01:48):
little brother Crying Ryan because he's crying ass bitch from
your little kids. It's fitting, So I hope that's not you,
Ryan L. Ryan Lumpy Ryan Love.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
And next we got Neo Mullholland the hell yeah, dude,
as the sweet last.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Night, I'll be reporting this person to Immigration Customs and Loland.
That's a pretty cool name. It is Neo Mulholland. This
is definitely a pornographic star.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Neo is a cool fucking If that really is his
first name, that's the dope.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Ast fuck Neo's Neo. Yeah, it is your Nedo Neo.
We love you, buddy, Thanks for being here, Thanks for
having a cool name. Even though it sounds a little roristic,
I don't know. We all know you could be a
very kissable gentleman and we would uh still kiss you
even if you weren't. Thank you, Luke ass Swinson. What

(02:38):
kind of hateful parents puts a k in the middle
of Lucas missing two more k's, and we know what
the that's a hard k too. It's a hard case.
So this might have been a carryover from last week.
All the shit got deleted by the cats. So maybe
you might have talked about Luke ass last week. I
think we did. That's okay. Yeah, we had this big

(02:59):
work already at my work, you know, summerfest, bring on
your friends, family, kids, all that shit. And one of
my uh, there's this lady there and I don't like her,
and she showed up with her husband and her husband
was wearing a Confederate flag hat. Oh god, And I
wanted to pull her aside and me like, look, sweetheart,
this is a bad look. I wouldn't do this. That's
fucking wild. But sometimes you gotta let people find their

(03:21):
own stupid way, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Who does that?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Gotta let them figure it out on their own. Some
people are all about that rebel flag boy. That's so fucking.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Fucking crazy. Dude, that's wild show up to a company
fucking work thing and daunting him fucking colors.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
He's cold, road, he's cold, fucking stupid. My dad's my brother,
and my mom's got really nice legs. Nonetheless, Hell yeah,
thanks Lucas, Thanks Lucas.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
At last, but not least, we have our fucking buddy here, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Broccoli. I hate that ship BROGI BROGGI. I do like broccoli, actually,
but it's the only vegetable that I do like. Dude,
these motherfuckers in this house don't eat any vegetables with them.
I like asparagus, but my wife won't let me eat it. Yeah,
you're pists. Man. Stinks smells like a rancid, like a

(04:29):
dog fart in the Morning's where I bet after asparagus.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I'm a big fan of carrots. I like carrots a lot.
I love carrots, cellar I like celery.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
What about some sweet baby carrots, you know, put a
little little honey glaze on there.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
You gotta have the little baby ones that are great,
getting nice and steamed up.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's like the most unhealthiest vegetable you can eat, so
fucking good. I can do anything with the potato though,
used to have potato. Yeah, man, I got another friend
to work I was talking to He's a German fellow.
When I was talking to him about barbecue and stuff,
and he, you know, he's telling me about you know,
some things he likes to do for his family. And

(05:05):
I said, at my house, we like to take like
a peach or an apple, and we cut it in
half and they'll put a little a little pat of
butter on top of it and a little sprinkle brown sugar,
and we'll wrap it and foil and we'll throw it
on the grill with our meats, and then you have
a little fruit vegetable there at the end. And he's like,
that's really nice, but why the butts are And I'm like, look, man.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
It's fucking America. No one asked you to come here
and work. You made a choice.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Don't question our ways. You don't like butter. If you're
not down with butter, then you're not down with me.
Put on your Confederate flag hat. How you like this hat?
These dollars don't run. He'll tread on that butter, brother,
don't tread all butter. Don't trod on butter.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh my god, fucking man, I can't.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I would. I would like to have like a really
fucking a German dinner. Though. Man went the Schmidt's last night,
and yeah, cream puffs, it was hell, yeah, it was good.
Butters r getting fisted. Where'd this come from? Dude? So
much fucking whiskey upstairs. I've never seen that one before.
There's someone the kids are cleaning for a birthday party,

(06:19):
and they brought all the I.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Say, it's very dusty.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff down here. I can't Yeah, dude,
I've got like six or seven on open bottles in
the garage because I go to liquor store and I'll
find hard hard to get shipp and I just put
in the shelf in the garage.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I went to Kroger before we came over here, and
they had the fucking Field of Dreams bourbon.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, I want that, I hear. It's just okay.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, I just wanted just to have the bottles beautiful.
And the story is sure cool. Everybody likes fucking you
build it. Rob will come, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
After fiance has found dead, man researches time travel to
correct a horrible mistake. That's the article from CBS News.
A Russian bride to be was found dead had fifty
five hundred miles from home. Investigators would soon learn Anna
or Rebkena, was unwittingly caught up in a love triangle,
and that her fiance frantically researched time travel after her death,

(07:13):
writing to strangers on WhatsApp, best friend made a mistake.
I want to go back to keep from losing the
woman that should be my wife forty eight hours. Correspondent
Tracy Smith reports on this in twenty sixteen. Repkena was
a twenty six year old Moscow native who loved rock
music and cats, probably Papa Roach, and had a fun
sense of humor. She'd recently recently gone through a break

(07:34):
up with her boyfriend of seven years. In search of love,
she decided to join some online dating sites.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
She thought she.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Found what she was looking for when she met William Hargrove,
a twenty six year old Oregonian who happened to have
an affinity for all things Russian. Their online relationship quickly
took off, and Repkeina decided to fly into the US
to meet her new love interest in person and spend
the Christmas Holidays with him in Oregon.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Whosity for all things Russian as an American, well.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
I think that I've got the blit of an affliction
for a Russian Vodkut and very hairy of vagina. After
whirlwind ten day trip. Repkena returned to Russia with a
souvenir an engagement ring from Hargrove. She made plans to
pack up her life in RuSHA and moved to Oregon
in plan a wedding. What Repkina wasn't planning on was
meeting Hargrove's secret girlfriend. When Repkeina first met Hargrove, he

(08:29):
was renting a room from a woman named Michelle Chavez,
who was living with her husband in a loveless marriage.
Unbeknownst to Repkena, Hargrove and Chavez were involved in a
passionate affair even before she came to the States. Hargrove
and Chavez continued their relationship after Hargrove's proposal Repkena and
when Rapkina moved to Oregon to marry Hargrove, Chavez was

(08:53):
shocked and very angry. Angry Chavez one Hargrove to only
be with her and pressured him to end relationship with Repkina.
She issued an ultimatum to choose between her and Repkina.
Within days, Repkina was dead damn the day after Easter
twenty seventeen. Repkina's body was found on a remote logging

(09:14):
road at Alsia, Oregon. She had been killed by a
single shotgun blast to the back of the head. But
who pulled the trigger? That's the question that led Detective
Lieutenant Chris duff Duffett who was trying to answer. We
found several pieces of trash, fast food bags, cigarette cartons,
candy wrappers that were here, and at that point we
don't know what evidences and whatnot. They traced information on

(09:43):
a KFC receipt back to Will Hargrove.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
That would be my demise man fucking fast food.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
See, he had saved screenshots of web pages that showed
you how to do a particular spell to travel back
in time. And we also see communications through What's Happened
which he is trying to ask for help and how
to travel back in time. He made a horrible mistake. Oops,
he was calling surveillance. With drawing two hundred dollars from

(10:12):
Repkina's account, he made a car insurance payment, went shopping
at Walmart for star Wars them legos, and bought candy
and cigars with the money that he stole from her.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
A d M.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
You're dead, bitch, I just want you to know this
hurts me when it hurts you.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
With his money, I killed abroad and all I got
is these lousy legos.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Wearing that on a T shirt.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
My god, those are expensive, too expense.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'd kill somebody for My daughter kept on her burk.
She's had her birthday. What do you want? What you want?
What do you want? She's a big Twilight what they
call him? A what do they call it? She's a
Twilight fan. Now she's sixteen, so she's just figuring this
stuff out, which is really profound to me. She said
she wants the Twilight House Lego set. I was like, okay, no, biggie,

(11:19):
I find it's like four hundred fucking dollars. It's discontinued.
It's so old. I said, yeah, well we're not doing that.
How about a car for your sixteenth birthday?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
You could build her a Twilight House for about four
hundred bucks biled you what.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
At a fucking Low's dimensional lumber. But yeah, and real quick,
we have a live show in Dallas just a couple
months away. October Eleventh's gonna be at the Satellite, which
belongs to Celestial beer Works. Tickets are up for sale now.

(11:54):
You can get to Brohio podcast dot com slash tickets.
We got some tickets. If we don't sell more tickets
and that show is gonna be in jeopardy. I'm faithful that.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I I think people are gonna I think zo, you know,
we still got it. We still got a while.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, plenty of time. I think that's what everybody's just waiting.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
But to put us in a little more comfortable spot,
I think we do need to sell some more tickets. Yeah,
I'd love that. Maybe you want to be featured on
the pall wall behind us. We've added a new doggie
to the Paul wall. It's Simba Joe. This comes from
the Armstrong family. They said, hey, guys, we're big fans
of your podcast and we'd love it if you could
display a picture of our beloved Simba Joe, who was

(12:41):
sadly lost on May sixth of this year. I'm very sad.
Sorry after sixteen years. As you can tell, we're all
big fans of the Cincinnati Bengals and Reds. Thank you
who day the Armstrong family from Newark, Ohhio. And we
got a picture up there to the top right hank
or yeah type top right hand corner of old Simba

(13:03):
Joe and his Bengals Jersey right next to old Bill Wilkins.
So you can hop on the YouTube stream and you
can see pictures of your cats, dogs and nanas behind us,
and you gotta mail it to us. I'm not printing
off the pictures. I am not printing the fucking pictures.
Quit email. You can keep on emailing pictures of your

(13:25):
cats and dogs. I love seeing them.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Quit emailing pictures. Are your fucking dogs and cats.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's three D print your dog's dick for me to print.
I only have a black printer. I have to do
things that prove that I believe and equality, and so
I don't have a color printer. Okay, I have a
black and white printer. That's all my eyes see black

(13:57):
and white. No colors in this house. Like, I've never
needed a color printer for any You really don't.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I mean just printing off fucking like word documents essentially,
really like the kids homework and yeah, right right, I
got a.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Copy and a scanner on there and shit, but I
just don't have color ink. I'm not gonna put a
black ass picture of your fucking snowflake cat back here
on the wall.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
That doesn't do any dignity to your cat or dog.
Printer ink as expensive as fuck anything. It is my
whole printer for the costs of an ink cartridge.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Mail him to us. We love getting stuff in our
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Hopefully took care of your guys's printer needs.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
That's excellent, you'd be like, or maybe it's not hard
to get a postage stamp anymore. You just go you
go to the go anywhere. Really, you can take a
whole ass envelope to the post office and say can
you stamp this and mail it? And they'll do it. Yeah.
The lady at our post office is the lady that
received in girth Brooks And to this day, every time

(15:12):
I walk in there, her tits start jiggling because she's
laughing so hard at me tree for both of us,
I know that that's a great video. I'm there, she's there,
just it's great. And she calls me, hey, Brohio, like,
don't fucking call me that don't help me. Don't call
me that ship man, call me dicklas Nicholas. Fucking docs

(15:34):
in you from the dawn of time. And my apologies
to the Patroon fans. We're not gonna have a bonus
episode or a zoom this week. I've got to take
my daughter driving tonight, practice driving because she's going for
her driver's license test tomorrow Tuesday. Let me want to

(15:57):
hear about my week real quick. Yeah, I go for
it today. It's in between paydays and the Monday after
a really busy weekend, so I'm broke as a fucking joke.
Tomorrow she gets her driver's license, but she's taking her test.
I worked on this car all weekend. I smashed my fingers.
I'm not built to be a mechanic. Look that finger, dude.
I smashed that thing.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
It's gonna it's gonna be really purple coming up. Yeah,
that's rough. She's getting a driver's license tomorrow, which I'm
really excited for. Wednesday, Bengals start training camp. Hell Thursday,
nothing going on tomorrow night. Tuesday, I've got my second
golf lesson driver lesson nice Friday, Happy Gilmour IWO comes out. Yeah, Saturday,

(16:44):
I'm golf into Castle Hills in the morning at eight fifty.
If you want to do that too, I've got room
for people.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Let me see. Okay, I think I'm going on Wednesday.
I think we're playing Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
All right, Sunday. I got nothing going on Sunday. So
if an you guys want to hang out, just hit
us up the Day of Recovery right there, brohiopodcast at
gmail dot com. Be like, hey boy, I want to
kick it hashtag hangout. Just in the subject line say
want to kick it with your fat ass, not want
to kick your fat ass, or say want to kick

(17:16):
your fat ass? That'll scare us. I don't care. Yeah, man.
From the dawn of time, humans have believed that something
out there, whether it's the god's spirits, the universe itself,
it Indian satchable desire and thirst for human blood. Oh yeah, man,

(17:38):
I don't know how we haven't done an episode like
this before. This is very, very bizarre that we haven't.
This is a good Maybe we haven't. We just forgot
about it. That's happened, and not just the metaphorical blood.
We're talking about real hot, warm, squirting from the neck,
blood sacrifices, blood offerings, death, and not just animals. Anybody

(18:04):
can fuck a chicken on the altar. It takes a
real It takes a real man to look at chicken
in the eye when you're fucking it. You think anyone's
ever really fucked.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
A chicken before, absolute fucking lutely. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
We went to kid.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
We was to school with the kid who allegedly had
chickens before. What was his first name? This is just
it was just rumored. I mean gage.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I was hoping it wasn't a name that like would
give it away altogether, but you and I would just know.
But that name gives it away all together. It definitely does.
I'm not saying I believe it. I'm just saying that's
what that dude, he was such a guy that would
say he did something like that. Very true. His bick
was his dick was way too big.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Chicken probably killed it.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
And that's that's not a big deal due because chicken's delicious.
If you cook it, you just get a good sear
on it and then let cook up high off the heat.
Take your dick out of it before you put your
chicken on the grill. Take your dick out of it. Uh,
human sacrifice, not animal sacrifice. We're talking about. Human sacrifice

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is the act of killing people to appease the gods
soul buddy about to ensure prosperity or wield some type
of power as one of the darkest threads in human history.
And we're in this episode we're gonna explore either of

(19:42):
some ancient civilizations that took a liking to killing fucking
people to make whomever up in the sky happy, most
specifically the Aztecs, the Mayans, and the and the Celts
or the Celts whatever, el Selts, Seltzer's Celtics, Boston Celtics,
it's just c e Lts. We got modern psychos who

(20:04):
are gonna be talking about as well, who kept the
tradition alive and even some maybe some paranormal vibes. It'll
make you kind of check your clause at tonight after
you check your underwear. Hell yeah, I have to do
that a lot now lately.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Been rough Man getting older. I told you so, and
it's no surprise, no secret. I went to my first
Creed concert last night.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
You all with me, and the people that opened up
was Mammoth Manmouth, who the lead singer. I'm just like, God, damn,
this dude's wild ass. He's begging, he's beating the ship
out of the guitar. I'm like, I gotta find this dude.
I look him up. It's Eddie Van Halen's son. Yeah, okay,
that makes sense. Then Chris Daughtry, Dude, Chris Daughtry is

(20:53):
fucking Oh my god. I I don't know. I thought
I like Daughtry, but before for the I don't think
I liked him. But I was just like, I'm okay
with Chris Dawtry. I don't think I'm okay with him anymore.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
He had a pretty good fucking career for somebody who
came from American Ie.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Dude, he's got about four or five boppers. Yeah, you know.
But we went to Theurmons beforehand, which serves just the
most god horrifically large burgers of the universe. We ate
there as soon as he left out there. I'm like,
I got a shit cramp, dude, I've got a I've

(21:31):
got a poop cramp. We get to the arena and
we go in, and I I'm just like, you know what,
I'm gonna make myself much more comfortable night. I'm gonna
go in there. I'm gonna poop. And I went in
there and I was like, nope, not doing it. So
I peeded and then uh, right when Dawtrey started, I'm like, okay,
I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna poop. I want to
be comfortable for Creed. I want to be I want

(21:51):
to have a poopless body whenever, no poop in your body.
Whatever Scott's staff enters me, I want to be poopless, impure,
Well you should.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
So.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Like the second or third song of Dawtry Humming whom,
I'm like, I'm going to the bathroom. I go in there.
There's five there's five toilets. You know, a bunch of journals.
Five toilets. Dude, every single toilet. I had a dude
it shitting. They weren't peeing because I took a step back.

(22:23):
I looked at their fucking feet and all their pants.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Are around their ankles. Man, it's just like, oh fuck,
Chris Daughtry's on stage. Take a ship.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oom. It's like, what is it with Chris Daughtry. The
ship Out inspired five forty year old men to just
like ship themselves, and it scared me. You know, you
get sometimes your adrenaline goes up and then your your
poop sucks back up in your body and I don't

(22:56):
know why, but it upset me and it scared me,
and the poop suck back up into my boy and
I ended up pooping into a sheets gas station about
twelve fifteen on the way home.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
It's like mass hysteria, but it's mass diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I don't fucking get it, dude. It's wild, yeah, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Created always seems like if you have to shoot in public,
the bathroom's always full.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
It is.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
But the fact that you were the only one that
had that idea is fucking great.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
First off, we're we're gonna talk with about the Aztecs, dude,
the Aztecs and the Mayans both. Just what do you
guys got going on? Why are you like? Why are
you like this? Are you the way you are? If
human sacrifice was an Olympic event, the Aztecs they would
probably take the gold, silver, and bronze medals because those

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hell motherfuckers right here in the heart of ancient Mexico.
The Aztecs believe the sun god wheat slew hold on
a second uh wheat see lou poach to lee o
wheat Suppoachally, that's like spoiled Chipotle needed this is the

(24:08):
sun God spoiled Chipotle. We needed human hearts to keep
rising every day. Without these, without those sacrifices, they thought
that the sun would literally die, plunging the world into
eternal darkness. And Central Mexico from the thirteen hundreds to

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the fifteen hundreds, the Aztecs built a civilization that was
a little over zealous when it came to the taste
of blood. Their capital uh Tino Chichlan, Tino Chichilon, I
think that's right, centered around the Templo Mayar, a massive
pyramid where priests performed sacrifices on an industrial scale. Victims

(24:54):
often more captives, sometimes volunteers. You're that right, Cheeze had.
Some volunteers were dragged up steep stone steps, their bodies
trembling as sixty thousand people chanted below him. I don't
I don't have any good Mexican chance. In my library
of audio strip naked and painted blue, they were pinned

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to a convex stone slab by four priests, the high
priests wielding an obsidian blade sharper than surgical steel, sliced
through the chest in one swift cut, severing ribs and arteries.
Dam Blood would spray like a fountain as the priest

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would plunge his godly hands into the victim or the
volunteers cavity of their chest, ripping out their still beating
hearts and warm pulsing and raising it to the sun.
God he chapulchley, that's cold blooded. The victim, often still

(26:09):
conscious for seconds, watched their own heart being removed from
their chest and lifted above their heads, above their bodies.
Then the priests would roll their lifeless carcass down the pyramid,
bones cracking on the steps. Blood pulled so quickly that
it stained the stones red, and priests sometimes smeared it
on their faces or the temple walls. The corpse was

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often dismembered. Sometimes they would eat the corpses, heads skewered
on skull racks called chimpantles, some holding one hundred thousand skulls,
flesh rotting in the sun and fourteen eighty seven, the
Templo Mayar's dedication saw ten between ten and eighty thousand

(26:55):
sacrifices over four days.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Fuck holy shit, over four days. Over the course of
four days, that's wild. Anywhere between ten and eighty thousand
people were dragged to the top of this pyramid. Their
chests were slight sliced open them with an obsidian blade,

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and their heart they're still pumping. Hearts were ripped out
of their bodies, shown to them right before they die,
right before they leave the earth. Your brain still, your
brain can function for a little bit without your heart.
That's crazy for a few seconds. Anyways, these guys were
really fucking good at this. They had it down to
a science, really good, with hearts piled high and bodies

(27:42):
that were stacked like cord wood. Now the Aztecs the
reason they did this dumb shit the Astecs, where they
were obsessed with keeping the universe running and they thought
that the gods were one bad day away from hitting
the apocalypse button and their biggest trigger was the fear
of cosm collapse, and the only way to appease the

(28:02):
Sun god was with blood sacrifices, with a human sacrifice naturally,
So about every single day they would drag some poor
shithead to the top of this pyramid. They'd slice their
chest cavity open, not drugged up, not on morphine. Hopefully
they gave them with the Mexican cokes before they did it,

(28:23):
because them motherfuckers are good.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
God, dude, I can't even imagine. And they had their
beating heart ripped out of their chests.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
That's crazy. No thank you, no thank you. We think
we got things, rough man. They're fucking straight up slice
and open rib cages.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
They do the same thing in Chicago. They kill somebody
every day for the sun to come up. Thank god,
they're doing it there, They're not doing it here in Dayton.
Because it's true. I mean, the crime is rising in Dayton,
Dayton and Cincinnati both the crime is getting a lot
lot higher that for us. It's fucking cool, dude, Well

(29:05):
not gay at all. I don't think that I'm just
gonna stop there because sometimes I start talking about things
and I get upset and people take it the wrong way.
They're like, oh, Nick, is this Nick?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Well? The end of the day, I'm a very nice guy.
I don't want to be shot. I do want my
family be fucking killed.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
He's pro not getting crimed on. Yeah, I'm the crime dog.
I don't want to be crimed on. Yeah, if you
if you like committing.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Crime, he's not your friend. Yeah, I don't like. I
don't want to be your friend. But if you're if
you're committing crime and you're making money, can we somehow
work that out together? Can we somehow work together? I
don't know. Hey, man, the Mayans are just as bad
as the Aztecs, if not worse. The Mayans they were

(30:00):
thriving in meso America from two thousand BC to the
fifteen hundreds. They took sacrifice to another another level with
their uh, sacred sonotes and brutal ball games.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
At Chichen Easta, the sacred sonote, a two hundred foot
wide sinkhole was a gateway to the rain. God chalk, chake,
shit you right on the concrete. Well, shit, my fucking
kids eating the driveway.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I have been to chichen Itzza before. It's pretty fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Chalk?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
What's called chicha?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Chichizza?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Chichen Itza? I love that with a little bit of
enchilada sauce, a fried side of rice.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Chicken pizza.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
So I don't know. Brewsters has a really good chicken
wing pizza. The best is the best victims, who are
often young man, young women, or even children, were adorned
with jade and gold, then led to the sonote's edge.
Priests would then slash their throats, letting blood gush into

(31:11):
the water, or just say fuck it, We're not even
cutting their throat, and it pushed them alive into the
depths to drown, their bodies sinking into the muck. Some
were disemboweled first before being pushed in the water, so
they would slice their stomach oap and disemboweling them, letting
their entrails spill out all over the banks, and then

(31:33):
they would push them into the water as they screamed
for their last breast of breast, of breaths of breast,
as they screamed for breasts, they would slice their stomachs
and they say, oh my God, give me huge latina
titties is what they would scream. Excuse me, sir, are
you an organ donor? Please? Please? That's what I would

(32:00):
they like, what do you want to scream before you die?
I'd be like, I love tod that I.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Heard this fucking spacon of titties, as I think you
do with titties. But I heard this video, this clip
from I think it may have been one of Rogan's
shows where he was talking about this fucking this group
of people had not they weren't like a group together,
but like it just a thing. It just kept happening.

(32:28):
They were going they were going to Turkey to get
gastric bypass surgery, and years later or however long it was,
they like would go to the doctor's like a routine thing,
and the doctors would be like, how long have you
only had one kidney for? And they're like, I don't
have one, guy, have two kidneys. And come to find out,

(32:50):
these fucking places were taking their second fucking kidney while
they were getting gastric bypass surgery. God, they were cutting
them open to do gasic bypass and taking their fucking organs.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
They were still alive. It's unfathomable. Isn't that crazy? So
believable though, Yeah, Yeah, kidneys are hard to come by.
Absolutely a lot of people need them. Yeah I got
to so if anybody needs one eye, you don't want mine. Motherfucker. Motherfucker.
Got a check engine light, got a tire pressure monitor

(33:23):
all lit.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Up, and ship the fucking crank to start. Yeah, we
don't even have a key fop to lock mine anymore.
You gotta fucking put your finger up my ass to
stimulate it to get to work.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
You gotta spit my mouth to make my right kidney work.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Kick me kick my left shin. Dude, that sucks hitting
the shin. It does, no fucking thanks.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Oh who we had my We had my daughter's birthday party,
her sixteenth birthday party on uh yeah, you're there Friday night. Yeah,
but before you got there, my brothers were like fuck
with each other, and my little brother hit my big
brother in the nuts like floppy dog. And when he

(34:10):
did it, my fucking big brother shit looked like farted.
It was like instantaneous, he said. He's like, I was
trying to hold it head, but but you hit to
let it go. He's like his pants.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I was just literally just getting ready to say, like
thinking about it, like it's been a long time since
I've gotten hitting the nuts.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Don't.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Don't that's not a challenge. Don't you respect the hustle?
Like there's so there's a couple of different things that
I don't do. I don't hit people in the general,
and I don't fuck with people's food. And yeah, but
like if somebody has a big enough wiener to beat
me with it, I'm fine with.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
That.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I think i'd be cool to see that. It could
be you just had a long enough wiiner to be
able to use as a hammer driving fucking railroad ties.
And shit, that's WHEREWM at right now in my life.
Let's see where were we? Oh? Yeah, the part where
they slice their stomachs open, disembowelm and push them in
the water. Okay, there were excavations at the site that

(35:20):
uncovered hundreds of skeletons, skull fractures, ribs, broken bones bearing
knife marks from ritual cuts. The water would turn crimson
during ceremonies, with blood mixing into the turquoise pool. The
Mayan ball game, played on stone courts, was even wilder.
Losers or even sometimes winners well they would face decapitation

(35:42):
at the end of a match, their heads hacked off
with an obsidian blade, blood jetting across the court. Murals
show players holding severed heads, blood streaming from their necks,
sometimes used to anoint altars or offer to the gods.
The Mayans lived in a jungle where rain was essentially life,
so when droughts hit, they went straight to human sacrifice

(36:04):
to beg the rain gods for mercy. Dry seasons or
failed maize crops could starve entire cities, so priests picked victims,
often young men or kids. Another reason for these human
sacrifices was political crisis, like a king losing a battle
or a rival city getting too cocky also triggered sacrifices.

(36:28):
Eclipses or unusual unusually strong storms were seen as the
rain god or other gods throwing tantrums. Oh more, blood
had to hit the altar with entrails, sometimes pulled out
while victims were still alive. That's wild. Imagine get your

(36:50):
fucking butt cut out because the corn's not grown in right.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Fucking Donald trumpets out of tweet and all of a
sudden people are getting splaughtered.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
He's, uh, this year not gonna if we can get
the high by the ford July, nobody getting their butt
caught out. Ain't nobody getting this about on Lake Erie
this year? If we get cord d high by the
four July.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
That's fucking crazy. Dude, people sucked back then. Fucking you're
so stupid. A thunderstorm and someone's getting slipped by their gizzard.
Your gizzard's cut out, dude. Yeah, I never always wanted
to keep my gizzard man og gizzard in here.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Dude, What would you like, What sound would you make
if someone did cut your gut oupen just ripped your
fucking your poop pipes out, just ripped out all your plumbing, dude.
I don't fucking know. Man, I think I was go
fuck like, I'd start ga, I'd stick my finger in

(37:57):
my mouth, start gagging myself. Dude, you cut my pipes
the wrong way. I'm telling you. You got you got
sixty thousand people there that pyramid and you slice my
you hit that ship pipe, Yeah, that one's got a

(38:20):
you know you got you got a sharp turn in there.
You got a turn that's been laying there for seven
eight nine years, right, and that bad boy on furls like.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Some fucking like you held on to the end of
a bubble tape and dropped it. I have some witch
doctor rump there and put my ship back together. The
one thing I've seen work in the UH, in the
prank world is if they're about to get into a fight,
there's these guys that'll just fucking drop their pants and
run out of them.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
And then they're like, oh, Hell, no, you're definitely losing
a dick if you just. I can't believe you used
to fucking kill people for a thunderstorm, dude. That so
they would kill people if they didn't get rain, and
then if they got a strong rain, they would kill
people too. Nobody's safe around.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
There's no fucking happy medium.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
No, if a king lost a battle, they're like, all right,
we gotta make this right. You know, baseball, he do
some pretty wild stuff. They're were the socks inside out
or yeah, they won't they won't wash their sliding shorts
ship like that superstition. But uh, these guys are just like, no,
we gotta fucking we gotta pull somebody's pipes out.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
My dog's ears have been falling down too often. They're
laying back too much. Gotta go kill Steve up the road.
Fuck that guy.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
We've evolved so much as humans, and I'm so thankful
for it.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Isn't that crazy man.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
While the all the Aztecs went for bloody chaos, the
Inca civilization, oh my god, these people are fucking horrific.
They took a more peaceful, but equally horrifying approach. Sacrifice
only children. The Inca believed in a ritual called Copperoca,
where the most perfect, unblemished children were chosen to be

(40:08):
sacrificed to the gods, usually after important events like royal
deaths or natural disasters. And these weren't just street kids.
These were beautiful, healthy, elite children. They were seen as
gifts to the gods. And the Epstein's got it. And
the way they maybe that's why they maybe, maybe that's
why we go this nice weather in Ohio. I don't know,

(40:30):
it's beautiful today.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
It is, it's gonna be h Where can I get
hit with another fucking heat heat wave?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Two dog? The uh, the way this process went and
this is not for the week at heart. So if
you've stuck around this long, thank you. But this might
be if you were close to going over the edge
before this, maybe you hit fast forward six or seven
times here if you're still with us, though, hey, we
appreciate it. So the way this human sacrifice work in

(40:55):
the Incan civilization is the kids were drugged with cocoa
leaves and cheek or corn beer. Okay, give me some
of that, give me a mummy or finest corn beer.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Not me wishing I was a beautiful kid.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I wish you were a beautiful kid too. Podcast would
be so much easier. You imagine the fucking morning after
farts after a night full of corn beer, buddy, can
I have.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
The cheekup please?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
The children would be led up freezing mountains and they
would be left to die from exposure or suffocated and
buried alive. Some were found perfectly preserved due to the cold,
with eyes still wide open. The famous Julia Yaiko mummies,
three sacrificed Inca children, were found in nineteen ninety nine
in Argentina. One still had undigested food in their inner stomach,

(41:50):
had her hair. Her hair had high levels of cocaine
and alcohol. Scientists say she was likely buried alive well
while unconscious. Cheesy. Imagine being so loyal to your religion
that you hand over your nine year old daughter, kiss
her forehead, and watch her get led up a mountain
to die alone in a snowy grave, and it didn't matter. Earthquakes,

(42:15):
volcanic eruptions, el Nino floods, storms, solar eclipses, abmirmalities in
the sky were seen as mountain gods being pissed off
at the people that inhabited this land. These rituals were
so sacred that families sometimes volunteered their own children, believing

(42:40):
that their death guaranteed a divine favorite jackpot from the
from the gods.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
If I had like fifteen or sixteen kids.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
You know, you know, you probably got your power rankings
of which kid you would have to, which kid would
have to, you'd send up the sure going up first. Unfortunately, right, right, right,
there's other ways. So now we don't have to kill children.
We can manipulate the weather with harp. We have determined that, right,

(43:10):
we don't have to kill the children in the mountains anymore,
which I'm very thankful for that.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
That's fucking crazy. That's sad, dude, It's really sad.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
So they would dope them up full of corn beer
and cocaine. It's fucking wild, dude. They essentially drug them
unconscious and leave them in the elements up up in
the mountain for them to die from the elements. But
thank god, because the sun's coming up tomorrow and it's
not gonna be rainy, even though we need rain to
grow all this fucking corn beer.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Having to kill the children with I wonder how many
fucking kids got sacrificed for the rain to stop.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
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take control of your pay. There are awful people out
there in the world. Oh yeah, absolutely. We got people
TikTok dancing in the fucking grocery stores and stuff, which
I'm just I'm over all of it. But there are
legitimate savages living in part this world that we have
no idea what they're about, Like that North Sentinel Island,

(45:50):
the Sentineleese, they try to roll up give them dude's
diet coke and got speared in the chat right in
the gullet.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
The second they see anybody, they start shooting arrows. They'll
fire fucking arrows, helicopters. They don't give a ship.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
I want to go up in there with like guns
like you. You guys need to chill out. Take about
six or seven of them down.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
We'll do a fly over and just drop an iPhone
out there.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
One of you great dick motherfuckers even look in my direction,
you ashy dick assholes. Did?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
I bet you? They're really really fucking good at shooting
bow and arrow They're really much else. I've kicked their
ass and call of duty, the real life ktie is
the way fucking fucking squad.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Up in Fortnite. I'll put your ass through the ground.
Baby man Solos. It doesn't matter odds.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
You go out there and just fucking cough one time
and they would all die.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Isn't that crazy part? Definitely killing part and kill an
entire generation. They all got those fucking see those videos.
They all got ashy dicks. Dude, If you have an
ashy dick, send us an email. Bro High Podcast at
gmail dot com. We'd love to see your ashy dick.

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Speaker 2 (47:19):
That is one thing that really does intrigue me, though,
is all these fucking dicks true, all these ashy dicks
we got all around us. There's these fucking you know,
groups of people that have very limited exposure to the
outside world. It just seems so crazy and like it's
kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
It is really cool. That's why we need to leave
them alone, honestly for sure, to do their thing. Yeah,
they're out there fucking eating baby butts and fucking monkeys
and stuff. We just gotta let them do their thing.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, I don't want to fuck with them. Yeah, these
are them just stone cold fucking killers.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
They'll eat a baby butt, imagine what they'll do to
my whole.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Entire But how far do you think you'd get if you, like,
if you've got to land safely on the island without
getting spotted on the way in, and you had like
a fully fucking loaded and you had some you have
like an ar fifteen and you had like some extra amo.
Do you think you can make it all the way
through the island before they got you?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Do they see me? They've never seen a fat person before.
They'd see my ass coming from a mile away.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
They I mean, you're You're on their territory, so you're
they got home field advantage.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
They're like, what is they They've never seen someone like me,
a blonde headed, white, fat person. They would think I
was a monster. They would think that I was a
creature from the fucking deep lagoon or whatever. They would
fucking drop you in a gilly suit. I mean, drop
me off in black face. Give me a chance, dog, Yeah,

(48:44):
you'd have to give me some black face and an
ashy dick, and I'll roll up in there and I'll
hop a bah bah with him and the around the fire.
I don't know if I would be as fun a
different language or not, but people that speak my language
think I'm fun.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Just try to act like you were there the whole time.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Walk up to like they're the impostors. Just fucking gaslight
the hell out of them, fucking blippy on an iPad
and flip that bitch around. But a mister Beast. I think

(49:24):
I'm watching mister Beast video. You watch Mister Beast every
now and then. I'll watch like some clips I just started,
like me and the girls sit down and watch them
like a TV show. Really, yeah, when premiere ship, Yeah
I watched.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I watched the whole video of the dude that lost
one hundred pounds. Yeah, that was That was fucking sad.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
The whole thing was. Yeah, that was proud. Proud of
that dude. I hope he's keeping it together. The Celts
across the Atlantic, the ancient Celts in Europe, we're talking
eight hundred BC to four hundred and eighty, had their
own bloody rituals. Roman sources like Julius Caesar described the
wicker Man, which was a massive wooden effigy shape like humans,

(50:04):
stuffed with captives, criminals, and even volunteers. Druids would then
set the effigies a blaze. So think of like a
giant you know those like wicker chairs you said on
in the backyard. Think of like a giant human wicker statue,
and they stuffed the statue full of live people, and
then they would light the statue on fire.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Let me let me ask you this this, maybe you
can answer this. And I'm kind of stupid, So I
by kind I mean.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I'm very stupid.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
So eighty or eight hundred BC to four hundred AD,
When does BC end?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
When does BC end?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, to where AD starts and.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
BC stands for before Christ. So four hundred BC would
be four hundred years before Christ and then I guess
anything thereafter. So I think four hundred AD would be
like the year four hundred. You know we're in the
year twenty twenty four. Yeah, the four hundred eighty would
be like the year four hundred.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Okay, So I guess, like, um, you would have one
BC the negative eight hundred.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I guess time has kept. Time has kept like zero
is allegedly when Jesus was born.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Because obviously it's not like fucking it's not like a rollover,
like it's not nine thou nine hundred and ninety nine Honda.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yeah, and then it rolls over to zero AD.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
I wouldn't have roll this thing over, boys, change. I
got a rebel flag hat and hanging up, I got
truck nuts on my Honda.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah, I'm just I'm curious. Good luck, dude, I've looked
at it before it didn't make any goddamn sense, Like
BC is easy before Christ. So they're like ad like
alpha dominos. I'm like, I love both of those things.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
So it ended at midnight on December thirty, first, one BC,
and then it started January first, one AD.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Thank you Jesus what you gave us, But why's my
dad gay Jesus?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
So did it count down?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
This is way too much for me to comprehend. That's
what doesn't make sense. Then we have the comprehension level
of a second grade dog, like a like a dog
in the second grade of a pets Mark like PetSmart academy.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah you get what I'm saying though, So if if
it ended December thirty first one BC and this was
eight hundred BC, does that mean that it counted backwards?
It descended? Yeah, it descended, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Okay,

(52:45):
So from eight hundred the next year.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Infinite, so like ten thousand BC would be ten thousand
years before Christ was born, Okay, and it just keeps
on going high and iron irons two million BC, two
million years before Christ is born. That's fucking weird. I
don't like that. Why couldn't we just find the zero
point start counting from there.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Yeah, like, think about it. Right now it's twenty twenty five.
Let's say it's eight hundred BC. Next year's twenty twenty six,
but really'd be seven hundred ninety nine BC.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
That's a lot, dude.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
And then how did they I can't process this.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
I'm telling you, I'm not smart enough to understand what
you're saying.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
How did they calculate before BC was even a thing?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I have autism? Eight hundred BC? They didn't know who
the fuck you know? Principal fucking year wasn't an eight
hundred BC for real? Yeah? What they call it? Yeah,
what they call it? They call it shit, dude. It's
had Ashey Wieners before.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Just before it was just now, it was just time.
Yeah yeah, time's all really, it is all. It is
all relative. I mean it's fucking weird though, jeez, I
don't like it weird. It's stupid.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Uh. Yeah. So the Celts they had they had it's
described as the wicker Man, was a giant, massive wooden
effigy shape like a human, and they would stuff it
with cap criminals and other volunteers, and then the Druids
would set the effigy ablaze, the victims trapped inside as
flames licked their skin, blistering, charring their flesh while everyone

(54:13):
screamed for help. That was trapped inside of the statue.
It said you could hear the people screaming for miles away.
The smoke it smelled the like the stench of burning
meat was stopped to please gods like Tyranna's not the
t Rex but actual god named Tarana's lovely.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
We ate that guy off the toilet.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Love your work. In Jurassic Bro, fuck that jeep, there
was yah uh bomb. So there was something called bog bodies.
I got one of those. My wife has one. She
takes to the pool. It's like a I got a

(54:56):
bog butt swampy. The bog bodies are found in places
like Ireland and England. Telling even creepier story Lindo Man
discovering Cheshire Bog was a young guy and killed around
sixty eighty or sixty years after Christ died. His throat
was slit, blood pouring from his chest, his skull was smashed,

(55:17):
brain matter leaking, and a rope was tightened around his neck,
snapping his spine. The old triple death ensured the gods
well they got their offering his stomach held missiletoe stomach,
So it tells me they're fucking making out with him
before they killed him, making out under his balls. Here

(55:38):
you start like making out real high with your wife
and then stuff was sock in her mouth here with SOCKO, No,
I haven't. I'm gonna talk to you guys about something
real quick tonight. But it seems like your wife's not
in the mood. I want you to just start making
out with her. And then right when you get her
mouth open, and I want you to I want you

(56:00):
to take your dicky boot sock that you wore from
earlier in the day. God dude, I want you to
shove it in her mouth and you will audibly be
able to hear her get moist. And this doesn't just
have to be your wife. This can be your mom,
your dad, your boss, your favorite barista Starbucks. It can

(56:22):
be your accountant, your doctor preferably non er doctor, preferably
like a licensed practical nurse or something like that. And
it doesn't have to be a dicky sock. It can
be you know, an under armor sock or just the
Hanes a fruit of the loom sock. Right, members mark

(56:43):
Sam's Club. They make really nice socks. You can get
about a ten thousand of those things. Sometimes I'll just
go buy socks and I'll hide them from my family
because everyone wears my socks.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Stow them away throughout your house.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Now, some people have to hide food from the kids.
I have to hide socks for my family. Eh, I'm
not playing these games. I didn't go to recessing school.
I don't play. Okay. So yeah, they call this a
triple death, ensuring that the gods they got their offering
that they wanted. They found Mistletne in his stomach, suggesting

(57:16):
a ritual drugging, and its preserved skin showed knife marks
from additional cuts. Other balk bodies like Tolin Man had
ropes still knotted around their necks, faces frozen in agony.
Druids their priestly classed red signs like lightning strikes or
dying livestock is a message from the gods like Trannis

(57:38):
demanding dead bodies. So if the crops, like I said,
corn's not growing, weather's being a little wild, they'd say,
oh baby, it's time to kill some babies. Then we
go to ancient China and Mesopotamia. Human sacrifice wasn't exclusive
to the savage tribes. The ancient world's most advanced societies, well,

(58:00):
they took part in it as well in the Shang
dynasty of China, which is sixteen hundred to ten forty
six BCE. Whatever the fuck that is adding letters at
this point.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Uh sixty six LGBT.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
The years are different than fried rice. So and the eastands,
well we what a dumpling place for lunch today? And
oh my god, dude, yes, oh I up putting the words.
I'll get this stuff was do they bury it? So
if you had servants or concubines or slaves, and you

(58:37):
were royalty, and you as a royal, if you died,
they would make a tomb, and they would make your
your servants stand around you in the tomb, and they'd
close that motherfucker. They leave you in there and just
let you die. One site had hundreds of decapitated skeletons
arranged in ceremonial pits in Mesopotamia and the city of

(58:58):
Er royal tomb were surrounded by the remains of servants
and guards. Evidence suggested that they were drugged and then
buried alive with their king or queen archaeologists found musical instruments,
gold jewelry, and dead women still holding harps. That's fucking cool.
And you would think that human sacrifice died out with
the ancient empires, but there's been some twisted folks that

(59:22):
have kept it going into the modern area, a modern
era from drug lords all the way to deranged cults,
which we love to talk about. Yeah, the twentieth and
twenty first centuries have seen blood spilled in the name
of dark rituals, often with gore that rivals much of
these chintzy horrorflix that grace our screens these days. In
the nineteen eighties, Adolpho can Stanza, Cuban American drug lord,

(59:45):
and Monta Morris Mexico, ran a cult blending Pollo Mayoba,
a dark Santa Ria offshoot with cartel violence. Constanzo believed
human sacrifices granted magical protection for his drug empire. He
and his fall or was kidnapped at least fifteen people.
Rival drug drug dealers, locals and American student Mark Kilroy

(01:00:06):
in nineteen eighty nine got a college boy at their ranch.
Victims are tortured with machetes, their screams muffled by the
remote desert, and Stanza sliced open chest while victims were
still alive, blood gushing onto the dirt floor as he
ripped out their still beating hearts and still pumping lungs.

(01:00:28):
Skulls were split open, brains scooped out and boiled in
a cauldron called a in ghana mixed with blood, spines,
and animal parts. Kilroy's body was found hacked apart. I
think we did him. We covered him, his brain missing,
his spine chopped into pieces. The ranch was a blood

(01:00:49):
soaked nightmare, altars caked with dried gore, limbs scattered, and
machete stained. Red Cops busted the cult after a survivor
escaped and Constanzo died in a nineteen eighty nine shootout.
And Natharia Nathari, India. I love Indians when they dance

(01:01:12):
their weddings, man, that's my absolute favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Fucking cool. Let's see your freaking the best street food
in the world. No that's not true. Yeah, there, their
weddings are, especially when you get those fucking the big
money weddings.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Those are awesome. Indian wedding dance really show fucking citar.
Hey it's Ganami got it enough. It's GOODNA got the

(01:01:52):
that I'll here come the shades, Okay, A lot of
hairy Dickson that those all look like white dudes. I
know those look like our friends. In the two thousand

(01:02:13):
and six, in the village of Nathari, India, a gentleman
by the name of Mandar Singh pon Her and his
servant Surrender Colei, turned a suburban house into a house
of tears. They actually lured children, mostly young girls and
young boys, to their home where they carried out ritualistic murders,

(01:02:33):
fueled by a twisted belief in black magic. The goal, well,
the goal was wealth and power and supposedly granted by
dark forces that were brought upon by the brutal murder
of these young children. Police discovered bags stuff with skulls
and bones and dismembered body parts, some showing signs of cannibalism.

(01:02:53):
Victims were stabbed or strangled, their blood drained in the
buckets for rituals, and bodies hacked apart with cleave. So
this is a pretty fucking graphic episode, they said, this
is very u Yeah, descriptive skulls were split open, brain
matter exposed, and some bones bore slow, deliberate knife marks
suggesting torturous cuts. While the victims were still very much alive.

(01:03:16):
The crime scene was a nightmare. There was blood soak floors,
limbs scattered into drains, and a stench of the ka
that the investigators had a hard time overcoming. Pan Her
and Kohli were convicted in two thousand and nine, but
the image of the houses and just the horror that
was left behind, it kind of still leaves a chill
there in India. This at all, This was not at

(01:03:39):
all ancient history. This was a modern suburb, proving some
people there's still very much believe in the ritualistic murders
to please the gods, to gain wealth, to gain fame
and fortune. You don't want to know how many knuckle
babies we had to kill. The get fucking people to

(01:04:00):
listen to this podcast, to do it a lot. You'll
kill him, It'll kill a lot of kids. Do you
better killing a knuckle baby? Knuckle baby? That's a weird
It is weird. It's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Then we have the Satanic panic in the nineteen eighties.
You know, we've talked about the Satanic panic a lot. Yeah,
I love it. People thought America that everybody was worshiping
the devil. Well in nineteen eighty five, Oklahoma, teenager Sean
Sellers he want a killing spree. He killed three people,
including his parents. He shot a step dad in the face,

(01:04:39):
that's not a real parent, blood splattering the walls like
a Jackson Pollock painting, and then stabbed his mom, leaving
her to bleed out on the bedroom floor. Am I right?
Am I right?

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Technically not a blood parent, so yeah, but there's a
lot of blood in that parent.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I'm not the what did they say, like the one,
the one who stepped up and stepped I don't know.
I'm not a stepdad. I'm the one that stepped up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
That's like a fucking corny bumper stickers fodder right there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
The only way your mom would let me fucker is
if I bought you happy meals.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Yeah. How old was your How old were you and
your mom got with your stepdad?

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
M They got married when I was five or six?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Remember the wedding wasn't magical.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
I was in the wedding. Yeah, I remember vaguely, like
I don't know if I remember it or if I
remember the pictures of it. It's one of those things
where I can kind of recall.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Were excited to get a dad that was gonna beat you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
I don't even remember.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
I don't your stepdad stepped on you. He's a fucking
turn a little dead bitch. Sellers claimed that he was
sacrificing to Satan, with his lawyers blaming demon possession, but
the court wasn't. They weren't buying it. They sentenced him
to death in nineteen ninety nine. Other cases, like the

(01:06:14):
nineteen ninety three West Memphis murders in Arkansas, got wrongly
pinned on Satanic rituals, despite evidence pointing to unfair convictions.
Still a lot of rumors of blood drenched altars and
shadowy coults. It fueled nationwide fear, with people seeing pentagrams
in every dark corner. And there's less about real sacrifices

(01:06:34):
and more just about mass hysteria. The so sometimes mass
death is framed as a spiritual sacrifice. We've never done jonestown,
But in nineteen seventy eight, Jim Jones convinced nine hundred
people to drink fucking cinid lace flavor aid in the

(01:06:58):
jungles of Guyana and revolutionary suicide and the children. They
all died first. Survivors said it was framed as a
final offering to create a better world, and then there's
Heaven's gates. In nineteen ninety seven, thirty nine people committed
suicide in a California mansion, believing they just send to
an alien spacecraft behind the hail Bop the Haley Bop comet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
I think that one is the one where there's like
video and audio of Jonestown. Is it Jonestown? Okay, that's horrific.
I knew it was one of those two, and it's
fucking horrible. You can, yeah, I mean without you can
just hear fucking you can hear kids crying and shit
and dude, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
We've played this before. Fucking sad man. This is forty
five minutes long. How very much I've loved you, how
very much I've tried my best to give you a
good life. We didn't commit to a die. We can

(01:08:01):
interactive revolutionaries to his side, protesting the conditions of an
inhumane world. That's my love.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Have us destroyed?

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
I don't know the good parts are at.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
Then when you when you when we destroy our sales,
we're defeated.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
I don't want to hear the babies growing or fucking babies. Man,
fucking sad. What a piece of ship.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
And I just can't believe. It's not fathomable to me
that people go along with this ship.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
It boggles my mind, dude, and boggles my mind to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
This day, to this day, every time I get on
social media, there are still fucking cults. People. They are
willing to die for some of this stuff. And it
doesn't it doesn't make any sense. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
My big thing thing is fucking I've told you talked
about this before. Any televangelist, the fucking uh uh Joel Olstein,
what's that other? Uh fucking beady eyed motherfucker, the one
that said that people are demons and he had to
buy a private private plane because uh okay, Kenneth Ken

(01:09:21):
Copeland and Copeland, fuck that dude.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
It's it's unbelieved.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
It's it's insane, it's insane. It's literally, it's literally a
fucking colt.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
It's not it's not just religion.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
It's Jared Leto look at.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Him, He's like, my god, people, crazy people get this
hive mentality and you just can't change their mind about it.
It is sometimes it is what it is. Man, It's crazy. Man, Like,
sometimes people just suck a lot of times people just suck.
It doesn't have to be this giant conspiracy again about yeah,
you know, there's a conspiracy whatever. And mostly for me,

(01:09:58):
it's all politically driven right now. And I'm on I mean,
I that on Blue Sky and X and not I
mean not really Blue Sky. I don't know. I don't
even know what that is. I think I just said
that to be fair and partial. But I got a
Blue Sky for like a week, and what is that?
There's nothing on there. It's it's like so uh when

(01:10:21):
Elon Musk bought Twitter an X and then like all
of a sudden, you're allowed to say the R word
and the N word again, and it just kind of
became a cesspool of just shit. So people that more
i would say, liberal leaning started Blue Sky to give

(01:10:42):
people so you could be like, hey, I want to
do this or I want to do that, and you
have to worry about someone saying like, oh, you get
fucking murdered and street you fucking you know, just all
kinds of awful shit. And I get it, man, but
I mean, and I don't. I've got my algorithm dialed
in for just Bengal stuff, red stuff sorts, and I

(01:11:02):
just don't deal with like the the cesspool of humanity shit.
So and I don't I don't really get all the
commentators and the journalists and the content creators that I
listen to for the Bengals, the Reds and the UFC
and WW they don't really post on Blue Sky anymore.

(01:11:23):
So it really is just like it's just ext for me, sure,
but everyone gets their feelings hurt, and it's all just words.
That's all is fucking words. It's just words. If somebody's
like Trump maga and you're like, god, damn it, I
hope it's just fucking words.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
And then but then like some people are genuinely suffering
from the actions of certain political parties and that sucks,
Like I get that, and that's awful. But ninety nine
percent of the time it's just words that people are
getting upset about. And you got to understand that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
A lot of it is, you know, someone biting for
a reaction like baiting. And then the other thing is,
don't even waste your time arguing with these people because
you're not gonna change their minds, you know, And they
just and a lot of people on x you can
make these shadow accounts. I have one account that I
make just for saying mean shit to others, just like

(01:12:25):
just to get on other team's NFL pages.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
And I'll just be like, you know, I'll be like
Lamar Jackson has the IQ of fucking Sweet Potato, or
just I'll get on there. I'll be like Patrick mahomes
shape like my aunt, or I say things like that, and.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
You just fucking pour the gas and walk away.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Yeah, and let's troll and walk away. But yeah, some
of those people live on those troll accounts, and they'll say, dude,
it's human nature. Get your feelings hurt. It's human Like
if someone like I listened to Brohio those guys are
stud and Nick's a bad dad, he's mean those daughters,
I'd be like, you know what, that hurts my feelings.

(01:13:06):
I don't like that. I don't think that's true. That
hurts my feelings. I have feelings. You have feelings. Everybody does. Yeah,
everybody everybody hurts. We've all, you know, we all have.
We all want people to just like us. Sure, and

(01:13:27):
my majority of the people on these apps are just
out to be fucking mean, so absolutely, there's no point
in like, I took a year off of Facebook. I
like July fourth, July fourth, I took a break off Facebook,
and ever since I've gotten back on there, it is
just like it is all negative, just cry And it's

(01:13:52):
not just people crying stuff. There's kids getting murdered, car accidents,
people dying. Go fund me, Uh my fucking husband's getting aported,
all this shit, man, stop bringing me down. And you
think about it, you're immersing yourself. How much time do
you think you spend on social media? Between Instagram, Facebook, Twitter,

(01:14:13):
and TikTok? How many How much time do you think
you spend on there today?

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Too much?

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Try multiple hours?

Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Too much? And every single day we're essentially immersing ourselves
in nothing but negative content. So you have no way
other fucking way to feel besides gutted and awful and negative.
If you're just immersing yourself, that's why you gotta get
your nose in the word of God and start reading
the Bible. I don't mean that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
And it's funny because it's like the way that algorithms work.
It's like if you're just saying politically, you know, if
you're one side, and you're arguing with these people on
the other side, you're more eppt to see the posts
from that other side, which leads you to this cycle
just keeps repeating itself. You know what I mean, It's
gonna keep putting you in a fuck bad movie because

(01:15:00):
you're gonna see these people who you vastly disagree with.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
This motherfucker named cat Turn popped up in my ex
the other day. He's like this big just big Trump
or Trumper dude, which is it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
T u r d's a t e r d k a.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
T t u r D. And everyone was making fun
of him because he dude, he posts like he posts
like five thousand times a day and he's just boot.
He's like this old boomer and a cowboy hat and
cat Turn someone someone said they would beat his ass. Yeah,
he comment and said I've been in I've been in

(01:15:39):
forty bar fights in Texas, and everyone filed on HIMIL
saying he'd been in forty bar fights. Keep me count,
I know how to fight. I'm just like dude, I
cannot and I've gotten so good. I've gotten so good
with the mute and block button. I have no idea
how this dude slipped through. Actually I do know how

(01:16:00):
he slipped through. He slipped through because everybody was making
fun of him, and that's how that's how popped up
in my thing. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
But if I see him comment next week and it
still those forty and he's not the forty one, he's
a fucking faker, dude. It's like, I don't know, he's
a running toll of his car fights.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
I have no idea how people make like their whole
entire identity based around one thing, whether it's.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Yeah, it's crazy, uh, you know, fucking cat Turn. It's
such a good name. It's a fucking great name, man,
And you know he has the accountant dog Turn and
it's the complete opposite view. It's just him to troll
both fucking sides.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
He said, Dude, I was raised in the South and
I've been in forty bar fights. You wouldn't last three
minutes with me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
The best part about trolls, man, is they could just
they'll just say whatever it is to get people going.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Oh my god, dude, this guy's making money off of
just being just sufferable being like this, Yeah it's crazy, man,
And these these dudes are just hook line singer.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
People are wild.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
It's all these guys like it's religion.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
It's kind of an art man to just just have
a whole fucking mob of hate.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Oh. One of the last things to talk about here
is the Bohemian Grove, which was one of my most
favorite topics we've ever covered. Every year, powerful men meet
in the California forest and perform a mock human sacrifice
called the Cremation of Care. A giant owl statue watches
the robe figure is symbolically burned. Conspiracy theorists say it's
not symbolic at all, and then it's real sacrifices that

(01:17:41):
may have been occurring over the years. Thank you, Oxygens.
Oh there's there's that one clip for the Bohemian Groove.
You knows, where he corners a politician.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Oh yeah, that's great, and we've played it on here. Yeah,
we have I thing during that episode. It's fucking pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
There it is right there down below, I think out
right there, mm hmm. You guys got you art.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Look how young he was there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Man, It's just an interview where he corners a politician
and he asked him about Bohemian Grove and the politicians
like that. I don't respect you for asking me about
Bohemian Grove. Bohemian Groove and Linx politician. Some of the
stuff's hard to find. I don't know why it's so

(01:18:43):
fucking hard to find Alex Jones sneaks into Bohemian Grove.
I don't know it's And that's the crazy part is
Google is the most popular search engine in the entire world.

(01:19:04):
There's no there's no trace of it on there. Let's
try it on yandex. Yeah, I don't know. I can't
find it. They've removed it from the Internet. Astounding. But
there's also the elite blood rituals, where it claims that

(01:19:25):
ultra wealthy elites use adrenochrome, which we did that episode
as well, a chemical supposedly extracted from the adrenal glands
of a terrified child. This is fueled by QAnon and
far right conspiracy networks. I will say, while I won't
speculate on whether they're right or not, I'll say they're
a lot of fun to read into. While likely unfounded,

(01:19:48):
but it taps in a very old fear that the
powerful thrive off of blood. Why does this keep happening?
Why does every culture, every time period end up killing
its own people in the name of gods, believe powers.
The truth is sacrifice is about control. It's about making
sense of chaos because chaos doesn't make sense. It doesn't

(01:20:11):
that's the whole That's why chaos is called chaos. It
just it doesn't make sense. And if you are have
a following of people that hang on your every word,
and you can calm the chaos by killing one person,
and you can kind of kabash the chaos, that's kind

(01:20:32):
of why it's stuck with us all these years. But
the scariest part about it is some of these people
volunteered for this shit. No thank you, I mean yeah
I do. It's fucking ribs sliced opid who'd like to
have their butt cut out?

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
I really like some cord beerh the girl before me
two cups of cord beer.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Can I get two cups of cord beer please? And
uh one of the Mexican cokes and some real cocaine.
I still haven't tried real cocaine me neither. Can you
even get cocaine anymore? Is it like a thing? I
don't know. I think it's made up. Hey, buddy, can
I get some coke. Where's all the cocaine? I hear.

(01:21:15):
It's a lot of fun though, Yeah, mushrooms are a
lot of fun. Those are fun. Yeah, I hear.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
If you're drunk, you can do cocaine and then immediately
mellows you out. It takes your takes your drunk away,
and then you can keep going. Mix a down earth
an upper brother. You got it in between her.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
I got it in between her, wiener.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
That's why it doesn't pop out all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
I saw a video the other day. It's like, Uh,
this dude talking about being a grower or not a shower.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Yeah, did you see this video? I don't think so,
just know that about it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Yeah, I know about me to grower not a shower.
I mean, I'm just like I grow. I don't know
if I'm a grower. It makes sense, Yeah I grow, right,
He's like the hard part about being a grower not
a Yeah, being a grower not a shower is like
if I ever get deepants in public, you're all about
to start watching me jack all hard because I gotta
get dead thing rocked up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Right, You got at least hope that whoever pulled your
pants down grazes your wiener.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
You said I'm gonna be jacking i'mna be jacking off hard.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
That's perfect, man.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
U.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
All the YouTube videos about being a grower not a shower.
I can't find anything I'm looking for today, struggling. I
suck today. Can you even look up TikTok videos on
apparently unavailable? You son of a bitch? Well, that concludes

(01:22:48):
our episode about human sacrifices, and yeah, why are we
actually still to this day killing people to pease the gods?

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
It's a very bizarre concept. Is a very bizarre contact concept.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Of course, let's try and run it on my phone.
Do you have any big plans this week? I'm really
excited for this happy Gilmore thing. I'm just fucking ready
to die.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
No, I ain't got anything nothing going on, man, I'm
open to just have a fucking chill week. That's I
fucking deserve it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
I will say that I went to that Creed concert
and Scott Stapp All right, so Scott Stapp is back
in the day the band broke up because Scott Stapp
is he was a deviant.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
He is not.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
He's just not all there, man. And I was thinking
with my daughter on the way there. I said, maybe
he's not crazy anymore, and that's why this is working
out so well.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
He was really bad in the fucking He was a
drunk and I think he was on drugs and ship
he was.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
He was all spun out. Yeah, and we get there
and he's singing. Okay, I think I found it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
Being a grower sucks because if I get pants in public,
I'm gonna have to start jerking my ship on the
spot game. I'm gonna have to start jerking it on
the spot bro, because Nigga's not gonna be having assumption
about me that my wee be small. No, Okay, I'm
carrying a hammer, all right, Okay, So like, don't even.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Play with me like that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Man, that's like the ultimate small penis, Like that's the hierarchy.
That's definitely low O wei or pp Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
I've been seeing the same doctor since I was three
years old until this day. He'll be like, I need
to see your we wi. I'm like, hey, man, at
least called you have to call it a we wei.
Still right now it is kind of a we wei. Yeah,
Like it's is it not a full grown yet? What's

(01:25:08):
happens when I pull on it? We wei.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
But Scott's Staff has a an incredible, impeccable voice. Still, yeah,
it sounded just like the It sounded just like album quality,
album quality, right, perfect, perfect, And I was thinking, I
was like, you know what, he's probably not crazy anymore,
and that's why he's so easy to get along with.
And after the third song, he's.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Like, I want you to close your eyes and I
want the music to paint pictures inside your head. Look
up to the sky, to the ceiling. Let the pictures drift,
Let your fingers move in and out while you let
your spiritual realm open up. And I'll take you along
on an audio journey. Close your eyes, close your eyes.
The children, they have innocence. And that's a beautiful thing

(01:25:53):
about Brad Arnold from three doors down. He has stage
four cancer, but he's got the innocence of a child,
and he doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
I'm like, what the fuck, man, it's a great thing
about him. He has cancer. This whole entire time, I'm like,
he's gonna die.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Mark Tremanni he's just smiling like this motherfucker, Like he's
listening to Scott Staff talk and he's just like this, dude.
I try to tell you guys, twenty years ago, he's
a psychopaths one beer away from calling me the N word.
I told my daughter, I said, you know what, like
when he had his melt down twenty years ago. He

(01:26:30):
was on a bicycle and they pulled him over and
they're like, hey, what are you doing? And he said,
I have secret papers I have to deliver to the
US government. They said, let's see them papers, buddy, And
he opened his backpack and he had a backpack full
screwdriver's hammers, various tools, and then like three reams of
empty printer paper. Are you ready near to come? It's

(01:27:03):
so fucking great? Where are you going? He's on a
bi He's on tense people, a flat tire. He got
a backpack full of oh fuck, screwdrive, phillips head, you
got tape.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Measure, loosely paper, three reams of printer paper, fucking six
subject notebook.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
I gotta take these a Fort Knox composition notebook with
treed lyrics in it. I gotta take these the National
Archives when you are with me? Fuck is so funny, man, Alright.
This episode goes out to Oliver Bros. With Wee Weize

(01:27:43):
and all of our chicks that listen with we wize.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
We love you guys the most.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
We love weize. Yeah yeah, we got life three sixty Now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
My wife's like, dude, know you needed to drive ninety
four miles an hour on your way to work.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Mind your own god.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
Damn business, you know, hey, man, sometimes you just gotta
I got a need for speed.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
All right, guys, thanks for tuning into this episode YouTube.
Uh as always, we love you guys. Coming up, we
have our live show Dallas, Texas. Please get tickets, please God,
even if you don't come, just buy all the tickets.
We'll do like covid, We'll put up cardboard cutouts of
your face in the crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
That's pretty fucking sweet. Yeah do that, Brohio.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Podcast dot com slash tickets will put that link in
the episode description. But in the meantime, please don't kill
any children or do any human sacrifices. Don't sacrifice anything.
Do guys, stay off, take a take a few hours
off of social media this week. There you go. That's
a good one. The coloring book, Oh yeah, do cocaine
like me and Robert talked about, eat some crayons, eat

(01:28:49):
snort a crayon, Buy a coloring book, just to eat
the crayons. Buy some legos, go on adventure like Scott
stab You got a backpack, fill it full empty, reams
of notebook paper, get some tools, and just aren't you
the guy from Creed. I on a mission from God.
I have to deliver these papers in the US. I

(01:29:10):
am trying to steal a declaration of independence.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
That's what I'm about to say next time I get
pulled over, sir, what do y'all doing today?

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
I'm gonna go steal the declaration of independence?

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Have you had anything to drink today? I love you guys,
appreciate the ship out of you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
I want to see your d it app

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