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talked to him on the phone forfifteen minutes. Hell yeah, twenty minutes,
I think, yeah, I thinkit's like twenty. This is the
other night. This is right afterwe the night after we talked to him
the first time. He wanted todo an additional phone interview that's going up
exclusively on the Patreon. Oh yeah. Also, because I don't want to
release this super publicly, we're puttingup, with Joe's permission, the entire
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shit leaked footage of when uh SaffYeah, the jungle helper, Zoo helper.
Yeah. You remember in Tiger theTiger and tigre King there was a
I believe a young man named Safthat had his arm hand completely ripped off
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by a tiger, Yeah, andTiger King. In that footage that showed
it kind of portrayed Joe exotic asleaving the situation to put on a paramedic
jacket and then come back. Thatis not the case, not at all.
Joe is very passionate that he neverleft Saff's side the entire time,
and he was the reason that Safflived. He had he had that whole
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fucking scene lockdown, he had controlthe entire time. He's yeah, he's
the reason that you know, Staffwas able to fucking live. And we're
gonna put up the full thirteen tofifteen minute video on our Patreon for anyone.
For a dollar and up, youget access to that full video.
It is very graphic. Will wewill say you do see the arm in
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full, just in what's left ofthe arm, You see a bone sticking
out of a stump. You seetendons essentially, you see at all.
And if that if that interview yousay, hey I want to access that
interview, well there you go.But if you say, if you're more
than morbid type and you say Iwant to check out that video for only
a dollar, well that's going upto You have surprised me the most about
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that. What not? A lotof blood? No, it all,
They fucking had it all. Tourniqueton them. Tiger got it all.
Tiger blood. That's a good snowcone. Yeah, tiger's blood. Yeah.
Hey, every once in a whilewe do a thing called no,
we don't. I don't know whatthe fuck I'm talking about it. We
have a newspaper article for you.This some wild shit man Catholic pre spent
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forty thousand dollars of church's money oncandy crush slot machine app. Please say
fucking boomers, dude, gotta loveit. Fucking fifty five year olds on
Facebook? Uh, what flavored potatoare? You? Fill out this survey?
And then oh, I'm a crayon. Oh my god, don't answer
any messages from me. That's theexact way it goes down. There was
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one guy that at this job thatI'm working at now. He he said
he'd probably spent on his entire timeplaying this fucking game that he played on
his mobile phone. He said heprobably spent sixty thousand dollars on it.
No way, Yeah, Oh mygod, that's nauseating. It's like,
holy shit, dude. Pennsylvania priestis facing criminal charges after police say he
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stole thousands of dollars with church fundsand used them for app store transactions like
virtual slot machines, Mario Kart,Candy Crush, and Pokemon Go. Hell
yeah, brother, he fucking gotit. Man got him a little fucking
little kid, a Pussosaurus. Doyou ever catch one of those on Pokemon
Go? Got on one of them? Rat Tat Tat titties, Rat titties
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a criminal complaint in affidavit probable causealleged Lawrence Kozak. That sounds like a
fucking priest. A former pastor atSaint Thomas More Parish in Pottstown spent over
two hundred and fourteen thousand dollars.Fuck he spent a quarter of a million
dollars. Fuck man, that's theold fucking that's debaate. Like he holds
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out his phone. Bike, Igot games on my phone. Kids.
Hey, you guys won some robots. Come here, little Johnny. Look
what I got? Who won?Some pinga some tinga tinga tenga. Oh
I don't even know all these gamesyou're called. Oh my god. And
that just under forty four thousand thatwas charged to a credit card associated with
the parish. The affidavit O writtenby a Pennsylvania State Police detective. Oh
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I just sit. Over two thousandtransactions were marked as gaming in the document,
running from September twenty, twenty nineteento twenty June twenty twenty two.
The slot machine apps named in thecomplaint, like Cash Frenzy, Willie Wonka,
Vegas Casino Slots, and Wizard ofOdds slot machine game do not award
real real world money, but theydo allow you to spend real world money
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to play. In an interview withthe investigation, detective, Kozak rapportly described
spending money in his slot apps notas gambling, but rather as powering up
Hell yeah yeah. A review ofhis Amazon account. Also found the parish
card was used for gifts for hisgod daughter, like an Amazon Fire tablet
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in a chemistry set. He paidover ten thousand dollars towards the parish credit
card balance from the account not associatedwith the church. The priest was approached
about erroneous spending on the accounts.At one point, the parish's business manager
brought up the case of Mosin mosignerJoseph McLane, who resigned from the church
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in twenty eighteen. He accused afterI'm sorry. He resigned after he was
accused and pleaded guilty of stealing thousandsof dollars in parish funds to pat his
salar, to fund a beach houseat the Jersey Shore and send money to
men. My favorite part about thisis it he was fucking stealing money and
still didn't buy his daughter an iPad. He bought her fucking Amazon Fire.
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What the fuck it says, Ionly need twenty four monthly payments of twelve
dollars on this one. He fuckingdidn't even use the stolen money to get
her a fucking iPad. That's funnyas fuck. He's stressed that he was
sorry and that he's been paying everythingback. He's since posted bail and was
scheduled to be rained Thursday in ChesterCounty. Oh how Kenvenia, Chester County,
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Old Chester the molester, Chester,the Candy Crush molester. What the
fuck is going on in church?Dude? I don't know, man,
I swear to God, I walkup on a priest playing Candy Crush.
I'm gonna slap the phone right outof his hand. Got more money there
than since Jesus Christ two hundred andfourteen thousand dollars. I think the Lord
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would say about Candy Crush. Idon't know. I remember when we first
got married, young newly weds,and we didn't have a lot of money,
and my bank account was getting fuckingwrecked by Apple iTunes transactions, Yeah,
and I could not figure out whatit was. I'm looking, I'm
looking, and this wasn't This wasback when it wasn't as easy as going
to subscriptions and turning them off.You had to dig for that. And
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finally I got through to Apple andI said, what is this? And
my wife had spent a lot ofmoney on Kim Kardashian's mall app Yeah,
yeah, your game or whatever,and she was burning up, and I
said, do you realize what you'redoing to us? Do you? You
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were ruining our life before it evenstarts. You realize what you're doing to
us? I was just getting readyto say that. That's how I felt,
man, Dude, Apple used tojust beat the taters out of my
bank account. Just box me up. Oh you want the ninety the newest
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ninety eight Degrees album. Okay,it's coming out in thirteen different transactions,
and you're getting eighty dollars in aday overdrafts before you could stream anything,
and you had to like fucking ninetynine CeNSE of song and then post them
all on separate transactions. Yeah.I remember one time I had seventeen Apple
to Apple or it was seven one. There was a bunch of different instances
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where I did this where I'd buytwelve, ten, seventeen songs and they
would all post independently, and I'dbe overdrafted by a little bit and I'd
get thirty six dollars an overdraft forfuck fifteen songs. Dude, that's the
fucking worst, man. And thenI'd say to myself, I'm glad tomorrow's
payday. So I can get halfwayout all so pretty much, I've been
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irresponsible my entire life. It didn'tjust start today. Yeah, it's like
that man speak of irresponsibility. Also, if you subscribe to the Patreon for
all the one dollars, then upyou get to see a candid moment from
inside my home where I was tryingto take some towels. You posted it.
Yeah, yeah, dude, I'mso fucking glad you did. People
were making fun of me, Yeah, who are they? Yeah? But
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if you it shows me and mynatural habitat walking to the back of my
home with a handful of towels andI trip over box and I nearly as
someone on there said, I almostmet Bill Wilkins. I fell, he
said, sent me the video andhe said, this is why I don't
fucking help out around this place.Dude, you hit the ground so fucking
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hard. I hurt myself so badly. You hit the ground so hard,
you said, I fucking bounced.I did. My wife said, oh,
let me get these, said ohthanks. It's what the funny thing
about it is like two different reactions. Like me, I started fucking dying
laughing. I was laughing really fuckinghard. It was like, oh my
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god, I ask the sound effectsthat go with it. You're Oh,
I'll play the audio for you guysreal quick, just so you and see
what you're missing out on it.Really. Oh man, it's a fucking
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Oh do your poor flora. Thatwas my two hundred and fifty pound corpse
flying through the air. It soundedso disastrous, So holy sh She said,
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ghost scenalians, ghettos, yep,hell yeah. But this one we're
talking about today, it's about asuperhero and I'm not talking about I'm not
talking about quail Man. Oh he'sthe He's the fucking truth. You remember
quail Man? Yeah, I do. Let's see if we can find him
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on YouTube real quick. My favoritecartoons ever, we are going to need
a way a little waste, alittle bit of time in this episode because
there's not a whole lot of research. Okay, that's good man. You
don't funk with quail Man, Idon't. I don't want to even I
don't even want to know who youare. I don't even want to think
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Make the call, the quail call, quill dog hens, the quail tweezers,
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funny call, the cry of someonein trouble. Hold on, you
know, while we're fucking Billy westMan, one of the one of the
best voice actors ever. Water Baby, it's my water baby. It's my
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water baby. When your water baby'sdog is filled with warm water, it
seems to come alive in your arms. Water babies, it just sounds like
something you would call special needs.You said it, not me. I
will not be going to please,I will not be going to prison.
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I'm sorry. If you have awater baby, send us an email.
Bryo Podcast at gmail dot com.I made some fucking knuckle babies last night.
You know about those, boy?Do I I think of someone knuckles
twenty or fifty grand of them?Yeah, buddy. Oh shit, God,
we got Catholic pre spit it twohundred and fifty thousand dollars on candy
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Crush. We got water babies andknuckle babies. Takes two to ten go
though. Really fucked me up iswhenever whenever we did that episode we were
talking about water babies. I wenton and asked my wife about it.
She was like, you know whatthe fucking water baby is? And she
was like, yeah, I hadone, actually, baby. I just
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like to look at my son.I was like, I'm sorry, buddy,
Yeah, baby, this superhero hisname is the Alaskan Avenger. That's
sweet. But this isn't a typicalstory. It's almost like a reversal of
what we typically talk about. Youknow, we go through these true crime
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stories. A bad guy does abad thing, he goes to prison,
YadA, YadA. In this episode, we got some bad guys that have
to answer for doing some bad shit, okay, and they got an answer
to the Alaskan Angel, the AlaskanAvenger. Okay, the Angel of Alaska,
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Alaska, cold fucking place, dude, the Anchorage Angel. Gorgeous,
what cold never been? One day, just like my middle school girlfriend frigid,
frigid, buddy, cold frigid.That was like the biggest insult in
the world I know, and I'vehad all I've told, I've given the
advice over the years. If youreally know you want to get your wife
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all wound up, tell her she'sa frigid bitch. You think it's the
frigid part of the bitch part thatreally makes them mad. You know,
I've never formally called my wife theB word. I don't think I've ever
ever cursed on my wife, butI think it when I call her frigid,
that's worse than corner a bitch.That really gets her. The other
night, she was in a reallybad mood. I could tell, but
she was wearing my favorite brawl,just one that really it's one of those
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brawls that holds them up, butit has no padding to it, and
just like brawl juicy tip, youjust tipped meat. It's the best,
just all no underwire. I'm gonnago up there and kiss her real quick,
no support. Yeah, we hadsome kids over all weekend, hanging
out with our kids. I grabbedher on that tip. It's that fucking
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amish brawl on padded fucking it's liketissue paper holding things up. I grabbed
it and she slapped my hand andshe said, there's other there's other people's
kids here, and I kept staringat her. I said, oh,
so you're fucking gay? Now?Got so mad? Oh because I won't
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let you grab my tits? Yeah, exactly, well being gay. My
fucking my son was a downstairs inhis uh at the TV in the living
room playing Fortnite A is always,and he was fucking h video. He
was uh facetiming with one of hisfriends, and my fucking wife didn't know
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it and walked in there with nopants on. Jo. She turned around
and he said. His friend saidhey. She turned around and she saw
his on the phone and ran away. She was like, She's like,
you can't be friends with him anymore, dumb ask for a walking down there?
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Hell yeah, dude, speaking ofknuckle babies, it's all your mom's
pussy, he said, bruh,oh God, are we even talking about
it? I don't, dude.Jason Vukevich he was He was born in
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Anchorage, Alaska, on June twentyfifth, nineteen seventy five, to a
single ass slutty mother. What afucking beautiful woman. While he was very
young, his mother married a mannamed Larry Larry Lee Fulton. They always
called him nerdy Larry. Hell yeah, I've don quite a few of them.
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Our shop teacher from middle school,Larry Laverne, Larry Laverne, Larry
with an eye, Larry with anice to cut his grass, yea.
And he employed me when I wasin go on into eighth grade. Only
a few people knew that that wasthe summer gig to have, was cutting
grass for Larry Laverne. Yeah.I would cut the grass and he'd give
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me a check for one twenty five. I mean the grass would take me
out four or five hours to cut. He cut the grass, and he'd
cut me a check. Dude,once a week. And I always did
it for three weeks. And theone week I cut the entire yard with
the deck up, and he said, you cut the grass with the deck
up. You didn't cut the fuckinggrass, you just drove over top of
it. I was like, I'ma fucking idiot. He still paid me.
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Nice guy. The next week,I'm driving through their mow. I
had a bump, the blade fallsoff and the wheel breaks off the mower
I just left in the field andI put a note on the door said
I don't want to know your grassanymore because I'm so scared. He started
calling my house, phone, calling, calling, calling, calling, and
my mom was like, why doesthis guy keep on calling? You were
just there, I said, Ileft to know the side. I don't
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want to cut the grass anymore.She said why, I said, because
the mower broke. And then finallyhe left a methadius for you don't have
to. I know the mower broke, we can fix, but I want
you to keep cutting the grass.And I was so embarrassed I broke his
mower. Oh that's that. Inever went back. Yeah. So,
if you're listening, Larry, youalmost have my fat ass. I know
he's trying to rape me. Ishe still alive? Yeah? I think
so. He lives in Trotwood now, Oh, dude had some of the
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worst breath man hotter and shit hotin summer trash can water. Now,
Larry, Larry the stepfather. Hewould actually go on to adopt Jason when
he was only four years old,and his parents, they were dedicated Christians,
about forty thousand dollars per year oncandy crush. As a family,
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they attended church services two to threetimes a week. Oh fuck, that's
too much. That's a lot ofjet. They're no, that's too much,
Lord, too much Jesus right there, God damn nice Christian home.
Right, Yeah, all's well,right, sure, No. No,
Jason and his half bread their jewel, were physically and sexually abused by their
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dad, Larry Dirty Larry Lee Fuck. Details of his stepfather's abuse included beating
Jason with various items like belts,been there, custom made two by fours,
custom made two by fours. Youwatch me make this, paddle boy,
fucking calling up lows like I needto to the special two by fours,
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custom four of them bolted together.I'm finding a fucking werewolf. Damn
dude, I need a custom builtto beat a kid up. You just
buy a normal one. Oh better? Yeah, use your bare ass hands.
They're kids and pussies. Man.Thet'll fight back, telling me a
bitch, dude. I beat mykids the old fashioned way and fucking fortnite
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That's how I beat my kids.They got beat with the broomstick one day
in the front yard for what.I don't fucking I think I fucked up
the grass while I was I waspicking weeds or something. I don't remember
weeds. Yeah, dude, itwas either a broom or it was a
fucking rake, I remember which one, but it was the stick of something.
My dad never really laid hands onus. Yeah, I don't ever
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remember my dad spanking me or hepicked me up and choked me out one
time, but I deserve that,had that coming. But one time I
was fucking with my brother and Islapped him with an extension cord in the
garage and my dad turned into wildbill fucking hit just should hit me with
it? And I was like,ah, he got me right underneath my
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nuts, inside my thigh and Iwas like that. I fell down.
I was crying and stuff. Yousaid, don't be doing that ship to
your brother, and I won't doit to you. Hey, I for
an eye, man, valid complainold man. Yeah, Oh dude,
Dad, mine was the one.You don't want to hold the flashlight for
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it because you're getting a backhand.Oh really? Oh yeah, dude,
my dad knew I was too stupideven do that. There's fucking idiot don't
know how to hold a flashlight.I'll pay somebody a whole one before ask
him to do it. Walk outthere just strapped to the fucking dog's head.
Uh. Larry also liked to gointo the kid's room late at night
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and sexually assault the boys. Uh. They had bunk beds, and Joel
said, we'd roll over on thebunk beds and be up against the wall.
It was my job. This isactually what Jason said. It was
my job to go first. Sohe would leave Jason alone and the Larry
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would actually tell the mom that hewas going in there for late night prayer
sessions, when in all actuality,he was just raping the boys. God
damn, and it's just a painof vivid picture for you. He was
putting his penis in their butts.Fuck. Thank you for clearing that up.
There's a lot of different ways topaint rape, my friend. Sure.
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Yeah. If I am a someonethat's fought the fight and everyone around
me thinks, oh, Nick wasraped, but all he did was put
a finger in his ass, Yeah, then you don't feel as bad for
me if you know it's my dad'sdick. You think it cheapens it a
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little? I think so a littlebit, maybe not all the way it
certainly does cheapen it a little bit. Yeah, I'm compassionately my heart felt
sympathies to anyone that's been a victimof any type of sexual assault, whatever
that sexual assault may be. Iused to sexually assault my English teacher middle
school, but just with my eyesonly. I didn't ever put hands on
her. So it doesn't really count, does it. I don't think so.
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But we've all been there. Ithink there's different everything's relative to the
situation though. Well, yeah,there's different degrees to everything, you know
what I mean. If you havea your mom comes in your room and
puts her finger in your butt everysingle night, yeah, then that's an
that's a problem. Sure. Butif she's just trying to take your temperature
one time, like my mom,uh huh, that's not it. Yeah,
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that's not that's not prisonable. Whatif she puts her finger in her
mouth afterwards? What's she trying todo make it more comfortable for you or
for her both? Maybe she puttingher finger in her mouth before, ship
she puts her finger in your butt. No after, that's disgusting. That's
for her then, right, Yeah, that's a little taste, I mean
taste you. That's just you know, you making some cookie batter and tasting
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it. Sure, yeah, shemade me. She's just fucking knuckle babies,
man, knuckle babies. It's fuckingawful. Yep, all right.
Yeah, So during these late nightprayer sation sessions, the boys were getting
raped by their stepfather. Eventually,quite to say it, I want to
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be vivid. I want paying avivid catcher. Okay. Eventually the abuse
that this man was inflicting upon theseboys was brought to the attention of the
local authorities, the local police department. You can imagine the prestigious police worse.
They have their Anchorage Alaska where it'sjust a bunch of eskimos that kill
theirselves in the dark. It's alwaysdark. There is causes depression people.
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Yeah, it was a pretty openand shut investigation. They found Larry.
Actually in nineteen eighty nine, Larrywas charged with second degree abuse and molestation
of a minor and convicted, buthe only received a three year suspended sentence
from Superior Court Judge Carl Johnstone.Wow, what a piece of shit judge
that is. Fuck you, Carljohn Stone. Karl with a k e
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race his pastored. Yeah, fuckingloser. Larry was allowed to immediately go
back home, where he continued hissexual abuse of his son Gees and his
stepson. No One from a childprotective services game to check on the boys,
to check on the family, andit's sick. At sixteen years old,
Jason Vukevich he finally had enough.He and his brother they ran away
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to get out of the hole.Get they get out the whole house of
old dirty Larry Lee Fulton. Heleft home with nothing and still under age.
Vukovich moved to Washington State with noidentification, no financial recourse. He
turned to thievery to survive, andhe built a rap sheet with the local
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cops. Vukevich would later admit thathis descent into crime fit into a cycle
of self hatred that had started duringhis childhood abuse. In an instance like
this, what do you expect aperson like this, what do you expect
him to do? Sixteen years old? He's been abused, your entire life
alone, no money, He's gonnahe's gonna steal, He's gonna he's gonna
(32:45):
resort to a life of prime toto try and make ends meet. And
that's what that's what Jason Vukevich did. I don't want to paint him in
a light as a as a criminal. He had to do criminal activity,
But what do you expect from achild like this, essentially a young man
trying to make it in the world. Who all I mean, he's just
been cast away, he's he's he'sbeen an outcast ever since the day he
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was born, and he's all thesehorrible things have happened to him his entire
life. The system wasn't willing toprotect him, So why should he abide
by what the system, by theparameters they've laid down how he's supposed to
act When I'm getting raked in bedby my fucking dad every night and they
just slap him on the wrist andlet him come back home. I hope
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Alaska breaks off the United States andsink Russia. It's not even attached to
the US, attached to Russia.I hope you Alaska fucking breaks off of
Russia sinks to the bottom of theocean with a goddamn Titanic. That's what
I hope happens. Man was likeforty three people that live there anyways.
But if you're one of those listenersthat we love from Alaska. I hope
(33:49):
you guys make it here into Ohiowith with us. That'd be really cool.
Man. Yeah, Akayata house,some Alaskans. Sure, put you
up in here, put you inPumpkin's fucking pissing room. You guys fucking
ride a polar Bear all the wayover here? Oh yeah, dude,
they got those out there, rightmm hmm. I think a lot of
them, he said, My silentunderstanding that I was worthless, a throwaway.
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The foundations laid in my youth neverwent away. Jason's criminal record reveals
that the life of thievery, fraud, and controlled substances spread from Washington,
Oregon, Idaho, Montana, California, and eventually made its way back home
to Alaska. In two thousand andeight. Revukevich was also accused of assaulting
his ex wife, which he denieseither here nor there. Yeah, sometimes
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you gotta beat the pussy up.Yeah, gotta grab her when she's wearing
that brawls, wearing that nice brawlYeah. No underwire, you got one
of those that she wears that youlike? Fuck? Yeah, I do
that. That's that's the best.You grab a tit. There's no padding,
no underwire. Just fucking hold himdown like a cat and bite him
on the neck, just the fuckingway that God intended them. Bitches.
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Dang, very sad circumstances A cureto here at the Alexander House the other
day. For those of you thathave been listening for a long time,
this might ring a bell. Iget a phone call in the middle of
the day, truck trucking the trailer. I'm like, hold on, stop.
Well, I'm thinking, well,my children have been abducted. I'm
(35:21):
thinking my house has been robbed again. I'm thinking they have my wife,
they've abducted her. Slow down,slow down, what's going on. There's
a guy in a truck and atrailer. He just took our trash can.
Shit. So the fucking wheel startsspinning and I have the So my
(35:44):
trash bill is tied to my waterbill, but that does not include my
trash can rental. And for asecond time in my dull life, my
trash can was repossessed, my rumky, my rumky trash They took my trash
can again for a second fucking time. Oh my god, I don't get
(36:05):
this bill mailed to me. Idon't get it sent to my email.
I have no way to know whenthis bill is due except for my own,
my own recollection to say, ohshit, self, it's that time
of the year. I have togo pay my thirty dollars trash rental,
my trash can rental trash cans again. She's chasing the guy down the sidewalk.
(36:30):
She thinks it's some scumbag from theinner city that's come in the suburbs
here to steal our trash dumpster.Oh man, she's calling me to tell
me she's about to open up fireon him. Oh shit, Nope,
it's my dumbass. I forgot topay the trash not the trash bill.
I forgot to pay the trash canbill again. They repossessed my trash can
(36:50):
for a second time. It's sofunny. So enough is enough? Robert
I called. I said what Iowe you? They said, your deposit
will cover the uh, it'll coverthe trash the back bill. And I
said, what do I get afterthat? They said twenty two dollars.
I said, keep it. Idon't want it, and don't ever don't
ever offer your trash can services hereever again. I went straight to home
(37:13):
depot. I spent two hundred dollarsand I bought two of my own big
God ninety six gallon trash cans.Nice, my own totor brand property that
cannot be repossessed from in front ofmy house. Yeah, good for you,
dude. They do it in broaddaylight. Yeah, have a man
that works in the side, No, shame it all. They just come
and take it. Man, muchlike getting a car taken out of your
(37:34):
driveway. Yeah in daylight. That'sthe last thing you would think. So
I'm stealing your trash cans in daylightused Yeah, kitty litter shit, yeah,
piss, cans of pineapples, whateveryou got in your trash. Yeah,
the random water that just sits atthe bottom of it, pizza boxes,
old porn. They're gonna give ashit man, they take it.
Yeah. Wow, they waited forthe trash man empty, then they took
(38:00):
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started, they started to twist.Okay, the gear, the the idea
was set in motion. He startedreading through the Alaskan Sex Offender Registry,
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depressing Hell, yeah, man,there's some cutis in there. He started
creating a list of men on thesex offender registry convicted of sexual crimes against
children. Thoughts of avenging his childhoodconsumed Jason Vukovic. Okay, what's he
gonna do? Is he gonna ishe gonna squat? Is he gonna jump?
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Is he gonna swing? Is hegonna shoot? What's he gonna do?
Who knows? I'll see hopefully squats. Jason Vukovich had a notebook that
contained the list of offenders he hadfound an Alaska's Sex Offender Registry. Three
of those names or Charles Alby hesounds like a child Moluster, Yes he
does. Andre s Barboso, hesounds like a child Molaster and Wesley dem
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Arrest. He definitely sounds like achild Moluster. Then in order, just
as like I stated, there fuckingchild abusing names. He started his crusade
for justice. All right, theAlaska Avenger knocked on uh Charles Alby's door,
on the morning of June twenty fourth, twenty sixteen. Excuse me,
(42:30):
he pushed a sixty eight year oldinside and ordered him to sit on the
bed. Vukevich slapped all be acrossthe face several times. Fucking you imagine
when your door and was getting bitslapped as a sixty eight year old man.
He probably got fucking pistain baggy tidywhities on. When I worked in
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prison, that's all the child molusterswhere they always were pistain baggy tidy whities
because they only had one pair ofunderwear and he couldn't do laundry every day.
Why is it the Yeah, ifI think of a got John molester,
I just think of tidy whities.Hell yeah, dude, it's just
fucking synonymous. I feel like itjust fits, although I've really been entertaining
getting a pair just to feel justa s oh man. If you wear
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tidy whities, is it tighty whitiesor whitey tities? I think it's tighty
whities, That's what I say.If you wear white briefs, send us
an email. I want to Iwant to pick your brain Prohio podcast at
gmail dot com. Then uh,the poops taines man, there would be
(43:38):
so many fucking skin marks. Albywas convicted of a second degree abuse of
a minor. Okay, then Vukevichsimply robbed the man. He left him
there. While I personally I reallydo appreciate this story altogether. Sure you
Alaska Avenger Jason Alby, but JasonJason Vig, I do wish he would
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have left his mark a little morethan just slapping this old child moluster around.
Fucking open hands lap. That's sodisrespectful, not even punching someone,
you just open hands lapping them.I love it. Good, good,
fuck that guy. And you know, if I've told this story once,
I've told a million times what Iused to do in the dayroom of the
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prison. I would wait for thoseall the child molisters would congregate at one
day room table and they would allplay Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah yeah,
And I would walk up and Iwould trotty chop their game board and I
would send it into the wall.I would just wipe the table, and
they they set there with their headsdown. Man, what do you what
do you want us to do?You want us to fight back? What
do you? Yeah? They hadall those child sex offenders really had a
(44:46):
hard time in prison. Oh yeah, yeah, they get what's Yeah,
the inmates really police themselves in thatelement. No, they really do.
And it's it's pretty cool that,you know, no matter what, all
these guys are in therefore they allhave a hatred for people that hurt kids.
Yeah, is it's prison code.Man, You're you're gonna have a
(45:07):
shitty time, gonna get the You'regonna get your tits boxed off. Yeah.
Yeah, they don't take that lightly. Uh. My dad tells me
this story. I don't know ifit's true or not. It was.
It kind of goes into the samevein as the child molesters get tortured in
(45:28):
prison. He told me this torturestory. He used to work on the
West side of Dayton drumseel. Hetells me a story about this guy that
either owed someone money or broke insomeplace where some guys were working late hours.
And this guy broke in and theyran a wire brush on a drill
up his ass. Oh fuck,hollowed him out, you know, like
a pumpkin. Just oh my god. And then every time you would call
(45:53):
that place, they would answer thephone like drugs or torture chamber or whatever
or something like that. Holy fuck, I can't find anything about the story.
If it even was a story,I have to call and pick his
brain. He would uh, he'dsay, yeah, buddy, ran it
right up his fucking bottle. Idon't know what he'd say. Oh,
man, he would remember though,that's wild. I have to get the
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true recollection on that one. Ididn't have time to talk to him before
this episode. Yeah, just twodays later, after beating up, slapping
all be around. It wasn't enough. I gotta go to the bathroom.
(46:35):
All right, Good God almighty,I'm gonna talk over this a little bit.
I farted in that ship myself.That's the first shot of the show.
It was one of those ones whereit makes your butt wet but it
(46:58):
doesn't touch. Oh yeah, there'sno TC see, no turn cotton contact.
Yeah, you just had mud butt. I'm gonna have to shower after
we're done here. I'm typically nota please, I'm typically not I'm not
a night shower. I'm more ofa morning shower. Yeah, man,
shit, but tonight, tonight,Robert, dude, I'm fucking I've been
(47:22):
hitting two showers anytime I go dosomething inside I'll come on from work,
shower, I'll go to baseball andno shower after that. That's not like
an asshole. I wish I hadthat kind of money. Oh geez,
I just went in the bathroom hada water baby. It's tinier butt.
Oh shit, dude, I justwent in there. Well, man,
(47:45):
we gotta listen back to that one. What is this, dude. I'm
glad I wasn't a girl in thefucking eighties and nineties. I would fuck
that doll. I would fuckit outof it. Fuck that animated bird too.
God. Oh, I don't fuckingknow. Man. Two days later,
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yeah, Vukovich use the same methodto enter Barboza's home. It was
twenty five year old Andres Barbosa,who, according to the Registry, was
convicted of a charge in twenty fourteenof possession of child pornography. Man.
This time, however, he appearedat four am and brought two female accomplices
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with him. When Barboza answered thedoor, Jason, standing there with these
two women, asked if he wasAndres Barboso. Barbosa replied yes he was,
and Jason threatened him with a hammer. Old fuck, I've got this
hammer, and he and the twowomen entered the home. Jason called Barboza
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pedophile and made him sit in achair. Vukovich threatened the twenty five year
old registered pedophile with a hammer,told him to sit down, and punched
him in the face before warning himhe would quote bash his dome in fuck.
Vukovich stated he was there to collectwhat Barboza owed as one of the
two women filmed the incident with hercellphone. Vukovich and the other women then
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robbed Barboza and stole several items,including the man's truck. Damn. And
I didn't want to critique this partof the story a little bit. I
do like this a little more thanjust slap him around. Yeah, he
punched him in the face, hethreatened him with a hammer, He stole
his truck. He really inconvenience thisfucking guy. Yeah, Yeah, gave
him a hard couple of days.I like it a little more. Sure
he's escalated at this point. Hebrought a fucking hammer. He brought some
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hookers with him. Good fucking guy, man, you want to talk her,
That's an easy way to get ahooker in your car with a hammer.
Beat a pedophile with a hammer,Yeah, Yeah, fucking hookers.
Love that man in the car.Let's go fucking pedal hunting. His attorney,
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Jason Vukevich in the spoiler Alert,His an attorney did a great job
of spinning this specific crime in away to portray Jason as kind of a
Robin Hood like figure. You meanthis man needed to get an attorney?
What a little bit, no way? Calling these prostitutes of single moms,
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and said that everything he stole wasactually given to these single mothers. Oh,
okay, steal from the rich,give to the poor. Stole the
pedo's truck, gave it to ahooker. Love it. Steal from the
diaper snipers, give the hookers.Yeah, love it now. Jason had
a third victim, and like Isaid, we've noticed a pattern here.
Starts to escalate a little more everytime he commits a different avenge avenging act.
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Jason's third victim, Wesley dem Arrest, also sixty eight years old,
was convicted of attempted sexual abuse ofa minor in two thousand and six.
He would feel the wrath of theAvenging Angel, the name he gave himself.
It was about one am on Junetwenty ninth when dem Arrest was awakened
by his roommate told him he hada visitor at the door. He said
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someone just smashed one of their windows. Jason was standing behind the roommate and
ordered him to leave the room.Vukovich ordered Wesley onto his bed. Wesley
refused. Then Vukovich asked Wesley ifhe was the registered sex offender. Wesley
Demarest and nim Arrest said yes hewas. Dem Arest in an interview,
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said he told me to lay downon my bed and I said no.
He said get on your knees,and I said no. Jason then asked
Demarest if he thought he'd paid forhis crimes. Demarets said yes, I
do think I paid for my crimes, but Jason stated, no, you
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didn't for it enough. Again,he ordered dem Arrest to get in his
bed, and dem Rest refuse.Jason then ordered dem Arrest onto his knees
again, but again dem Arrest refused, so Jason began touching him in the
head. I'm sorry, began hittinghim in the head with a hammer while
saying, oh, I am anavenging angel. I'm going to meet our
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justice for the people you hurt.I don't know what meat means. E
T E T. Let's look itup. Yeah, I know what the
what meat is dispense or a lotjustice? Okay, I'm going to dispense
justice. I'm going to dispense justicefor the people you hurt. That is
something you know, that is verysuperhero e. And I will say,
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listening some some interviews from this guy, this is like a catchphrase and seeing
him, he appears to be oneof those. And I I I love
talking to these guys in prison.Just complete fucking psychopaths, but so smart
beyond their own good. Sure.Sure, they're just unman their brains are
unmanageable. And that's how this JasonVukovic guy is okay, kind of just
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articulate, just well spoken, justgot a brain and a thought process much
bigger than anybody else around him.Sure, and that's what this guy seems
like. Okay. Wesley Demmerest,his victim was a small girl only in
kindergarten, for which he only servednine months in prison in three years in
a sex offender treatment program for sexuallyassaulting the little girl. Wow, it
(53:28):
hardly seems like enough considering what hedid to that young girl. Wesley,
that evening that early morning was beatenunconscious as Jason Vukovich stole his laptop and
some other items, as he haddone with his past two victims. He
didn't fled the scene. Child molester. Wesley regained consciousness and called nine to
(53:49):
one one to report the incident.The police quickly found Jason Vukovich sitting nearby
and a Hana Civic hell yeah,methmobile, along with a notebook and very
incriminating containing the names and addresses ofhis three victims. They arrested him.
Damn. Jason Vukovich was arrested onthe spot and later charged with eighteen counts
of assault, robbery, burglary,and theft. Damn And he initially pleaded
(54:15):
not guilty, but then he optedto make a plea deal with the prosecution
instead. Okay, he's the angel, he's the Avenger. Yeah, he's
something man, and he's doing fuckingGod's work. Yeah, especially for a
justice system that completely fucked over thesekids. State of Alaska didn't see it
that way. No, Vukovich pledguilty to first degree attempted assault in a
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consolidated count of first degree robbery.In exchange, prosecutors dismissed over a dozen
additional charges. This led to thesentence. His sentence in twenty eighteen of
twenty eight years in prison Wow,with five years suspended in another five on
p probation. That's insane. Inone interview, Jason Vukovich went on his
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say, if you have already lostyour youth like me due to a child
abuser, please do not throw awayyour present and your future by committing acts
of violence. He's actually condemned hisacts of revenge and he would not recommend
for anybody to partake in that activity. In twenty seventeen, Jason wrote a
(55:20):
letter to the Anchorage Daily News wherehe wrote about the regrets he had for
his actions and the childhood experiences thatmotivated him to bring about these attacks.
He said, I thought back tomy experiences as a child. I took
matters into my own hands and assaultedthree pedophiles. Jason Vukevich wants his story
to be a determinate deterrent to anyoneconsidering vigilante justice. He says, there's
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no place in an ordered society forthis type of activity. I think there
is. But he never received anyprofessional help in dealing with the abuse he
received as a child that led tofeelings of worthlessness, which eventually led down
the path of crime and serving timein jail for those various crimes. So
MU should have made him a costume. That've been really fucking cool. They
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should let him fucking out, justlike you know, finish your game play.
Yeah, fucking man. Our bandteacher got convicted of some Hey dude,
child, I don't what do youdo? He was having like he
was sexting with a student. Yeah, and he got convicted and served time.
(56:29):
I saw him the other day atCole's and did he get caught with
one of their underwear? I thinkso? Yeah, fucking weird man.
He loved me. Yeah, Iwasn't even manned that kid. That dude
loved me. He's ever tried tosee my dick or anything. Oh man,
they should sit in his underwear.He just should in they're in there,
(56:50):
let's vacuum seal them. It's mydaughter's bathrooms. Shes gonna go like,
what the fuck? That wasn't me? Like someone dumb dumbed a little
of chili and those things there burnmarks. He said, I need to
go to the bathroom. This isa monumental episode, I know, man.
(57:16):
Oh shout out. The first timein seven years. That's happened.
That was a people pleaser out there. Yeah, people have been clamoring for
me. Shipped myself for seven years. Oh geez, actually what m coming
up? Maybe seven years in afew days, Yeah, coming up.
I didn't even think about it.Yeah, man, there's nothing I know.
(57:38):
We started in May. I don'tremember whenning May. We started in
May. Coming up, it's gottiv a may. Lukevich's attorney said he
should not receive any punishment and insteadhe should receive treatment for post TRAUMACS dress
(58:00):
disorder, which I believe. Thetwo tried to appeal the sentence due to
its excessiveness, but were denied.The court claimed that Vukovich did not provide
enough evidence that he committed the actionsbecause of PTSD. Judge Aaron Marston,
who sentenced him, said vigilantism won'tbe accepted in our society and that the
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decision was not mistaken. The Internetquickly started to praise his crimes, dubbing
him as the Pedophile Hunter and theAlaskan Avenger. There are petitions with thousands
of signatures requesting for his release.There's a free Jason Vukovich Facebook group and
a justice for Jason Vukovich Instagram pagewith over eleven thousand followers that can be
(58:45):
found on the Instagram. It iscrazy that these that he's got served with
more time than these people that hecombined, Yeah, combined, and they
fucking fuck kids, touch kids,boogered or had you know, fucking child
pornography. That's that's insane to me. Let him go. Yeah, gotta
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let these boys die. Yep,let them back out, let them finish
when he started. Let's see here. Vukovich and his attorney went in front
of the parole board in twenty twentythree, not long ago, and was
indeed granted parole, but this wouldnot take effect for another five years.
It sounds like he might be gettingout of prison around twenty twenty eight,
after all, he said, Ibegan my life sentence many many years ago.
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It was handed down to me byan ignorant, hateful, poor substitute
for a father. He wrote,I now face losing most of the rest
of my life due to a decisionto lash out at people like him.
To all those who have suffered likeI have, love yourself and those around
you. This is truly the onlyway forward. Jason Vukovich's final victim,
Wesley Demarest, has publicly expressed hisrelief that Vukovich is behind bars, adding
(59:54):
that he would prefer if Vukovich wasn'twalking around while I'm alive. One article
written about the Demorest's reaction remarks dryly, one must wonder if his victim feels
the same, right exactly, Ido feel the same. Yeah. I
think that Jason Vukovich should have killedthis man. Yep. And I think
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we should ask the victims of WesleyDemorest what they think, what they think
about Jason Vukovich's actions. These innocentkids have to live with us the rest
of their fucking lives. But they'refucking a little, you know, a
little put out that they got beatthe fuck up and their shit stolen.
Little fat dick gets slapped around alittle bit. Yeah. Now, seventy
(01:00:38):
years old, demarrest struggles to formcoherent sentences. He got his fucking head
beat with a hammer. What doyou think should happen to Jason Vukovich?
Bean Jim. He also has losthis job in the wake of traumatic brain
injury, has stained Avukevich his handsand hammer. Hah huh, he says,
(01:01:01):
quote it just pretty well destroyed mylife. So he got what he
wanted. I guess not enough that. I don't feel bad. I don't
feel sad, I don't feel shame. I don't feel guilt. Na I
don't either. I wish she wouldhave fucking mmm, fucking wiped them off
(01:01:22):
the earth, stuck that hammer,that handle, that hammer right up his
ass. Yeah, the claw,the claw, the hammer, the claw,
the hammer right in fucking scalp.I got a very incriminating snapchat this
morning. Are you friends with yousnap with Danielle at all? Uh?
No? She sent a snap thismorning. Her husband was asleep. He
(01:01:45):
sleep talks, and he was sleeptalking this morning and he was like,
the fucking gym, I'm getting thepump. And she was wide awake.
She started aging him on dude,oh baby, you're the gym. Are
you pumped up? He said,yeah, I got a good fucking pump.
(01:02:06):
God damn it. And she's sayinga snap. It's pitch black.
They're in the bedroom. You know, he's sleeping. Ye. She's like,
did you work out so hard?He's like, I'm just trying to
make sure I get my arms pumped. I get my arms pumped and She's
like, oh, yeah, you'rereal pumped up, aren't you. And
he says working out. I getmy arms jacked. He's fucking dreaming about
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working out. God bless it.And I said him a snap later on,
I said, you get all pumpedup last night, Daddy? You
tell you this kind of sheep bitsabout it? He said, fucking like,
say my name or pray for me. That's awesome, man. I'm
all for people. I love sleepwalking, sleep talking. Yeah, I
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don't even want to know the shipthat I say in my sleep. I
have some fucking weird dreams, dude, weird dreams. The other night.
They've been really weird lately. Ijust got done hot Dog and the wife
real good and yeah, she fellasleep. It's hot starting to get up
in the eighties here in Ohio.I fucking love it. I'm here for
But I was just laying there onthe top of the sheets, just naked
as a fucking jaybird. Twenty.It's twenty It's like two in the morning,
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and then I hear rustling. Ilook up, there's a fucking kid
in my bed. Oh no,And I'm like, fuck shit. I
didn't panic too much because I wasn'ton my phone. It's like pitch black.
Yeah. Yeah. So I standup, I throw some shorts on,
and I chased down who it was. I was hoping it was a
demogorgan, not only a real kid, yeah, but it was. Uh,
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it was Paisley. And I goin the bathroom and I look at
her and I'm like, what areyou doing? And she's just staring into
the bathtub, just blank stare,and uh, Paisley, what do you
do? One? And she saidwaiting for the water to go down the
fuck yeah? And I was likeno, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
I thought she was drowning her waterbaby or something. I thought you fucking
grabbed the holy water. He killedthe cat or something. And I looked
at her and just glazed over,blank stare, and I said, sweet,
are what are you doing? Shesaid, I'm uh, I'm gonna
go. I'm you go, andthen when i'm I'm done, and you
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know I'm gonna go, and I'mI'm I'm just okay in coherent rambling yeah,
And I said is there anybody inthere? And then she said pee
and then she sat down and shepeed, just still completely glazed over,
and I said, are you okay? And she said, I'm even going
uh? And then I tried nowhere, I'm just she was just sucking out
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of it and I said did yousee me? And then she's like I
I'm like, okay, good,shouldn't see my war. You might be
on one of those lists here soon. I didn't know how far she came
into the bedroom is kind of Idon't I don't think she came that far,
but it stills like a crash anda rustle. I think she was
just going to the bathroom, butI think she kind of crashed into my
door before she made the bathroom.Yeah, And I said, uh,
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this guy done hot dog in yourmom. So I did say that.
I laid her back down. Anddude, fucking kids listen to YouTube when
they fall asleep, and they listeningthat ship turned up all the way.
That's me, dog, you,how can you do that? I have
to have noise, man, It'slike it's I do a fan or an
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ac or I don't know if it'slike ADHD or what man, but like
I have to have some sort ofnoise. It sucks because she has to
have it completely quiet. I dothis week, My fucking TV's gonna be
up so fucking loud, it's gonnabe great. Yeah, dude, you're
gonna be milking yourself all week long, real good. But don't know what
the fucking wane do this week.Man. I wish I could help you,
but I'll be bored if she comeback. She'll be back Friday.
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That's not even fun. Friday night. She's leaving you alone. Weeknights.
Yeah, I know, not eventime for us to go hard. You're
gonna legit, feed your fucking kidsand go to sleep. Yeah. I'll
be pretty much at the baseball fieldevery fucking day, just going out there
and watching other games. And Isaid, I'm like, I got a
game tomorrow, I get a gameon Friday, and then a game on
Monday. So stupid man. Yeah, yeah, one day I'd like to
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get out and go get a drinkor something whatever. Her flight gets canceled
and she can't come back till Monday, then we can go. We can
go ham this weekend. Yeah,yeah, the Sentry Bar Saturday. She's
she's staying in Indianapolis, so becauseshe's staying with her mom, her mom,
Her and her mom are sitting outrebecause we're going to a concert.
So oh she took her mom withher. No, no, no,
no, when she comes back.So she comes back Friday, but then
Saturday she's going to Indianapolis and she'sstaying there overnight. Maybe we can get
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Stacy to take us the Sentry Barthis weekend or something. Just it's a
little tore up. Yeah. See, if anybody, any low cool listeners
want to meet us out, Hellyeah, wouldn't that be fun? It
would be fun. Contact us andwe'll meet you out. Hell yeah,
the brewery. I gotta start gettingmy stamps for my my book. I've
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never done that. I'm doing itthis year. On the Harley Nice.
I would like for you ride onthe back if you would like. Hell
yeah, that'd be fucking hot.Dude. Yeah, I know people see
us together and say, I lookat them. Queers Iana, where some
coouocie cutters. We get the mulletwig and fucking put some fucking uh sunglasses
on the coolest fuck Alright, guys, Well that concludes our episode of The
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Alaskan Avenger. Jason Vikovich what aguy, Yeah, what a guy.
In the Lord's work. Remember,you can get some really nice bonus content
on the Patreon A very is allthat stuff posted now is already okay,
just a video of me falling,take it, take it what you will.
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Tiger King video will be posted.The interview will be posted, The
interview with Tiger King, and alsothe unedited incident where saff has his arm
ripped off from the Netflix series.Yeah, unedited, uncensored, the real
fucking deal, right there, brothership, Blood guts, come, gore
bones. I will say to onething I noticed whenever we were watching it,
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fucking Tiger King looks jacked in thatvideo too. He was well,
he was in he was in reallygood shape there. He was look like
me doing cardio or something. Yeah, fucking meth and lifting weights. Dog,
he had big arms, he wasfucking fit, look good. He
looked really good, desirable. Yeah, yeah, I kind of see what
all those other dudes all on turnedme gay? Yeah for real man,
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hashtag free Joe Exotic free, Joeexotic, Yes, sir free, Boujie
free. Who else do we knowthat's in prison? Uh? Free Josh
Sam's He's he's in prison, SaifuDavis, He's gotta be in prison.
He was at one point. Yeah, Curtis McShane, Bert Bert, He's
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that was my dude. When Iwas in prison, he avoided me,
like the play. He was oneof the head bloods. I'll tell the
story. There was a dude,and when I went to prison, I
recognized him. It was some guythat we played football, and yeah,
we kind of hung out with himand stuff. My parents had given NI
rides home and we were friends.And then when I went to prison as
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a CEO, he was an inmate, one of the head bloods. This
guy was running from me for asolid few weeks and finally I caught up
with him. I said, youknow who I am, and he just
had his head down. He said, oh you, I can't talk to
you. And I said why.He said, I can't get rolled out,
which means he couldn't leave that facilitated. He'd built up all this leverage.
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Is one of the top bloods inthe facility, and he was pretty
much semi running the place for theblood. It's untouchable pretty much, and
if he got rolled out, hewas gonna have to start all over again.
But then finally he's like, look, dude, He's like, if
you're not gonna be weird, aboutit. Yeah, I can talk to
you. And I was like,yeah, I'm not gonna be weird about
it. Do you think, motherfucker? I mean, yeah, we're dudes,
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right right, fucking run your game. I ain't politics, dog,
I ain't giving you any ship,but do your thing, dog, and
we're cool. And he had hisdudes watch after me. Certain certain times
worked out and I said, dude, you gotta you gotta get out of
here that I'm I'm gonna get out. He got out and he killed somebody.
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Yeah, and I say, god, damn it. Man went back.
Yeah, whenever I was in Ithink I was working at the jail,
whenever that had happened, because Isaw him in there, and then
whenever I was leaving. One daywas when he was getting shipped out.
He was going to c RC,and like life comes at you fast,
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dude's crazy. Man. One second, you're walking into the gas station to
get some corn nuts and a gatorade. Next thing you know, you're getting
your fucking shit pushed in a showerand the high O penal system getting beat
up by the last angel of death. They call it the penal system for
a reason. My brother take aride on the Penal Express. You want
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boys, all right, guys,hell you guys. Mm hmmmm. I
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want to see you.