The Astronaut Diaper Love Triangle

Strap in—literally—as we blast off into the most unhinged love triangle NASA ever produced. This week, we're digging deep into the totally real, totally insane story of astronaut Lisa Nowak, a brilliant Navy captain who traded in her space boots for adult diapers, pepper spray, and a cross-country stalking mission from hell. Fueled by jealousy, heartbreak, and maybe a little Tang-fueled psychosis, Lisa took a 900-mile bathroom-free road trip to confront her romantic rival... and ended up making mission control rethink their hiring process.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:17):
If you don't chew big reds, then fuck you. Welcome
into the Brohio Podcast. Everybody. I am Rob Dog and
I'm Nick good job. Oh yeah, you hang on a second.
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(00:40):
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Speaker 2 (00:57):
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Speaker 1 (01:04):
Hey, we got a big announcement here in a few minutes.
But in the meantime, uh, we got some new Patreon subscribers.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
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Speaker 1 (01:12):
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stuff and a lot of other goodies.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Uh, it's always a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Starting off with kicking the castle. Kick in the castle.
La la la la la, Evan Castle. Thank you for
being here, Evan, and we will forever sing your praises
just like we do our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Somebody said Joe Rogan's going to church now, that's all that.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't believe it. Yeah, I'm not. He's turned over,
turned over new wouldn't catch me dead. Nope.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Anyways, Evan, We love you, buddy, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Love you buddy. Next, we got Kelsey Mariah Orsman. You
got fucking hyphenated name there.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm sorry she's so ashamed of her husband that she
couldn't even take his full last name.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
But that kind of.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Looks like two first names, honestly. Yeah, Kelsey Mariah, I like,
I kind of like that though. It is beautiful Mariah
is Kelsey Mariah or you call her KM or BM,
BM MEM that's what I do sometimes.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's a bowel movement, and she's a girl that can
release a good BM.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
He looks like she's BM and in the picture, yeah,
Kelsey flat uh, Kelsey Mariah. No, hey, buddy, you know
there's a lot of bands and singers and performers we've
talked about over the years being overrated. Mariah Carey, she's

(02:46):
got them pipes. Boy, she's got them honkers on her too,
But she's got them pipes.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Pretentious as fucking man who cares? Nineties? Nineties Mariah Carrey,
Is he's ever goddy? She was good?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Man?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, he's good.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
How about Adam cock Doll? Sometimes I like to dress
my penis up to Adam does it every day when
he signs his John Hancock.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
John Hey and cock hear be and cock.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Adam, thank you. I think cocktail will be a lot
cooler last name. But instead of the name of.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Cock doll, all the dogs that kind of want to
be you.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Got all a cock in your name, Adam, Thanks buddy,
We love you.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Hell yeah. And next we got Finn the Foodie. That's
pretty fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Hey, you know what I talked to Finn the foodie
on the phone. Finn the FOODI call or rhotis and
just get you know, just kind of how we help
Finn getta have a bad spot and kind of uh,
you know, just Finn was I think releasing a lot
of thank you, I said, Finn, send me your phone number.
I'll call it well for I was like, Finn, what's

(03:53):
your phone number? Finn's like, uh, why, and uh, I'm
signing you up for a bunch of row. Fenn sent
their phone number and I called him. I called him
on the phone and we talked and Finn was very grateful, elated.
I said, all right, I'm putting you on the spot.
You call yourself Finn the Foodie, and you can take

(04:16):
me any place to eat in your locale. I think
Fenn was from California. Hell yeah, yeah, Where would you
take me, Finn?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
You know what? Fenn said?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Where Panda Express? Oh dude, I said, what the fuck
is this?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
All the places you could take me, Finn, you choose
Panda Express. Hey, that ship's divine Panda is good man,
that's good stuff. Finn. Thank you, We we love you.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Thanks for being here.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Only pe, I like, how about Nacho's mcwarewolf.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's a great name.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I don't know where you can order that at, but
I'll take four of them.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
That's a great name. Oh and.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I welcome you all joined our wolf pack anytime you'd like.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
That's a good that's a good invite. It's very uh, prestige,
prestigioes and uh, last, but not least, we got Dick
McMaster Chad. Thank you Dick that we had some good
names here today. Dude, Dick McMaster Chad. That is pure
horse fucking power. Okay, yeah, that's powers, Chad mcdis McMaster Dick.

(05:23):
I'm Dick McMaster Chad. Last week we started something new
called the pall Wall.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Callmic John Foeman calls him. Sound there, everybuddy, girls, Paul Walls,
where we email us a picture of your furried pal
and we will post them on the wall behind us
as we do our YouTube live stream on Hiss pictures.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
If it's Paul Wall with your pets, so we can
put Paul Wall on the pall wall.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
We got a card from Summer, a Christmas card thank
you for the which says.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Jingle bells six months late. Hey, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
She submitted picture of her cats, Carrot and Loki. Loki
is the one with a dick on his face.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
And also Summer was the first one to submit a
picture of her. Mamma, love it, love it.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Helen is up there right above my mom and dad,
who are are on Nana and pop Pop. I don't
know anything about Helen, but I know that then when
them tits get the swinging buddy, everybody better watch out
for cover. So that's the only thing we will accept.
Pictures of your puppies alive or over the Rainbow Bridge dead.

(06:39):
I don't wanty pictures of dead animals.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I won't do that. But freshly ran over pet and
then we got ah. I am glad we got a
memal picture. That's dude, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
We got Bo and Luke, we got me Mall Carrot, Loki,
Mala or Mila, Gryffindor, and then Jacob with his dog
Raven and.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Sheba rest in peace. Sheba. What a sweet baby.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
This letter says, I'm sending you a picture of a
beautiful dog named Sheba. I will try to keep this
story short. I am in a long term relationship with
my girlfriend Maria. We've been together for ten years now
and I intend to marry this woman. When I met
her in twenty fifteen, I was fortunate enough to have
met her dog, Sheiba, throughout our entire relationship. I love
Sheba as if she were my own dog. I never
had the privilege of having a pet, so I was

(07:24):
so thankful for Sheba. She will love me and I
loved her. She was so protective of me it was funny.
Sheba was sadly passed the age of fourteen in October
of twenty twenty four. It would mean the world to
me if you could display her picture. I've been listening
to you too since the very beginning. My girlfriend has
gotten me cameos from you, and it makes my day.
We're also also proud patron subscribers is her Nan and

(07:46):
Maria Maria, so thank you guys for that, and then
for Jacob and Raven.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
We got fourteen. Man, it's a good long life, he said.
It is for a pooch pup.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yep, he said, Hey, dudes, I cannot decide which picture sins,
so you take your pick.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Ye out of yah.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Here's a background Raven black dog, Uh no white privilege.
Here is blind and diabetic. She's thirteen and still serves
the neighborhood sheriff. She's not going to be around for
much longer, so she gets all the love every day.
Gryffindor the Tan Dog, is Raven's actual brother. He's also thirteen.
Was named named by my ex wife. Well fuck her.
That can explain why she is such a dip shit,

(08:24):
so why he's such a dip shit. He's still my boy, though,
Mila or Mila is the dumbest being on earth. She's
fourteen as the sweetest girl ever. She's deaf and mute,
which makes for some funny times. Jacob me thirty five
out of shape. Side note. Love the fucking show. It's
mother pleasantries, Love it.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Love the pups.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right, are you listening Texas? Are you listening? Ar Kansas?
Are you listening? Oklahom shit? Are you listening to New Mexico?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Anybody? Anybody? Anybody listening at all?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
You motherfucker's out there in the cotton fields my check.
We are coming, oh fuck to Dallas, Texas October eleventh,
twenty twenty five of this year. Finally, in just three
four months whatever fucking We're gonna be at Celestial Brewing

(09:19):
right in the heart of Dallas, Texas. He'p in the
heart of Texas. That show is gonna start around six
six thirty. You're gonna have a three hour scrum with
us where we will do a live set, live show.
You'll get to meet us, take pictures. We're gonna bring
this show on the road we're be driving. So we're

(09:40):
gonna be bringing Girth Brooks with us. You're gonna get
the full authentic Brohio experience. This isn't gonna be watered
down because we're bringing a van full of shit. I've
been told the Grandma shows up at these live shows, man,
I've been told Bill Wilkins shows up at these live shows.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Kind.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I hope we get pulled over with Girth strapped into
one of the fucking sea.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I did get pulled over with him in the trunk,
and I panicked. My wife's are you gonna tellad buy
a trunk?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Officers? Were I heard something in the trunk? Can you
look for me? It's in New York, man, I don't
like us. They don't like me over there.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, but tickets are not yet on sale. But what
I am giving out the opportunity for everybody to do,
for us to get a feel of this event. I
have no idea how many people are gonna come. We
have room for around two hundred to two hundred and
fifty people. If this eclipses that, we're gonna do a
two night show and it's gonna roll over to Friday.
So the main event is gonna be Saturday ten to eleven,

(10:35):
but if we get enough people that come, we'll do
a Friday show as well. So what you can do
right now for pre registration, no money involved. You can
get a Brohio podcast dot com slash tickets. There's a
Google form on there, it's embedded right on the page.
Tell us your name, how many people are coming, including yourself,

(10:56):
which night you prefer, if you're flexible, or if you
plan to come to both nights. Tickets will be I
think we're gonna set the ticket prices at forty dollars.
We'll go from there. If we don't sell any tickets, well,
we'll just drastically reduce that to like, no, this is
gonna be. This is a big operation. We're renting this,

(11:18):
we're renting the space. We're coming across the country, and.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
If I mean, we want to see as many people
as we possibly can, this is not something we can
do every you know, every other month.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
And the hope is even if we leave there completely
broke even well, at least we got to meet you guys,
and we'll do all the things what we would like
to have the trip covered. If nothing else, we'll be
we'll bring, we'll have stickers, we'll have merchandise. We'll do
autographs if you want stuff like that, which it still
befuddles me that anybody would want our autographs. We'll do pictures.
We're gonna do a live improv session with you coming

(11:53):
up on the stage with us, much like whose line
is it?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
So if you feel like, hey, I can be funny
with these guys, you're gonna get the opperation coutunity to
do that other tricks. Other we're gonna swallow swords, We're
gonna Robert's gonna pierce his penis.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, with sure.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
But Celestial Brewing has incredible beer. They have a site
called the Satellite that's just gonna be us, So if
somebody wants to deep throat girth, they can and we
don't have to be subjected to people watching through the
windows or children being in the room.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
It's essentially a party hale away from the brewery. So
it's pretty sweet. We got our own little place.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
They're gonna have bartenders. And my favorite part about all
this is they only have two toilets, so they've instructed
me to rent Porajohns. Buddy, if we rent a porridgeon.
I will be shipping in every single one, just because
I'd be like, those are my porajons?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
You ever made love in the fucking port in Texas? Brother, Well,
here we go, we're about to You haven't smelled the
level of poop until you've some Texas Barbie. If I
get up with them Poora Johns and one of the
people from our group is shit in it, dude, I will.
I will make them come up on stay right, I
will make them answer for the trees. No, I'm all

(13:05):
for it.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
So again, guys, if you'd like to pre register, just
to put your name in the hat to give us
a feel of if you're coming and who you're bringing.
How many people go to brohio podcast dot com slash tickets.
That's not the Brohio podcast, it's Brohio podcast dot com,
slash tickets. There's an embedded Google form fill it out

(13:27):
or there's a link to fill it out. We are
really looking forward to hosting around two hundred people one
fill being me happy. What if this blows up and
we got to do two different sessions even better, even better?
And for better or for worse, this news took the
place of our news.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Article for the week even better than the news article.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Man, we're giving you guys plenty of heads up here
October eleventh. Dare I say it'll have a little bit
of a Halloween vibe. Maybe we'll maybe we'll invite everybody
to dress up.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Maybe it's cool, maybe something like that. But that's the
Celestial Beer Works right in the smack dab of Dallas, Texas,
a little big d only two things from Texas. It's
Nick and Rob and they're both gay.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
They're both queers.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Being a queers. Did you hear about the reindeer lost
his wife?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
No, I didn't. She went to Las Vegas and blew
fifty bucks. Hey, hey, well, everybody knows reindeers don't suck
dick man.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
At least I know that.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
They seem like very uh like non generous lovers, I know, grumpy.
The ones in the Santa Claus are very groun Yeah
they are. Those are the only reindeers I think of common.
He was an asshole, he was. I think it was common.
They were power farters though, Yeah they were.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Now to say that we are excited for this Texas
event would be an understatement. We have so deeply yearned
to be out in Texas Dallas alone. I want to
say we had nearly one hundred thousand downloads last month
just Dallas. So Dallas show out for us. Will take

(15:23):
care of you guys. We're looking forward to meeting you.
But if this is I can say this without a
shadow of a doubt, we do not plan to go
any much further than this in the near future. We
don't have anything planned.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, but in.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Terms of the authentic Brohio experience, I'm not driving to
California and toting around girth Brooks and a PA system
in masks and fucking merchandise and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
So for you guys on the West Coast, this is
a good opportunity to.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Fly into Dallas, have a weekend, have a good time.
If you fly in, let me know. I'll get your
beer or whatever. I'll kiss you. I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
We'll work something out. We got something for you.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
You.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Uh, you invested in us, will invest in you. I'm
super excited. This is gonna be a really good time.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It is and I've never been to Dallas neither looking
forward to checking it out.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I Uh, the only time I've ever been to Texas
when we will left for our cruise there. Yeah. Yeah,
and Gaveston sucked. It's sucking awful, don't I said, he's
a fucking turd.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, So hop in there. Fill out the pre registration.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Please let me know you're coming so I can get
an idea of what I got me Poor John's I
gotta get. Hopefully only like two.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm thinking two or three.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, yeah, dude, it would make me so happy if
I have to rent ten Porta Johns. There's a lot
of pooping.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, just so happy. I ship on the form. How
many how many Poor Johns you need?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
We gotta give. We gotta give preference, like restroom preferences
to the ladies to use the indoor.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, there's two toilets inside, so it's not gonna be
you know. So if it's turning you off, like.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Oh, Porta John's, the women, the women to get the
indoor bathroom, there are two toilets inside.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
But with all the beer two hundred people, men will
piss anywhere.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I don't want to guess to get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Nonetheless, here's a break for a few of our sponsors
who we will not need anymore after we finally go
to Texas.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Right, yeah, hopefully one of those was for Porta Potties.
Porta Potties, maybe a discount code. They erect a box
and you can shit anywhere in pretty blue water, in
Crystal cru Clear Mermaid water. Alrighty, well, we are just excited.

(17:49):
I'm more excited for this than anything we've ever done.
I think me too, and I have a.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Feeling we're gonna be able to get some people to
come out. And we don't have any shows with us.
This is just gonna be us. Yeah, let's see if
we can do it.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
I hope.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
So.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I think we can. I think we can work out
two days. I think we can. Fucking we can. Fucking
we can jam pack this bitch two days, four hundred
fucking butt huggers in this bitch.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
God willing.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Fuck that's hot now.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I think that, Yes, we have an episode.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
To do, do we though, Yeah, we do.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Unfortunately I don't know cats get down here. They run rampant.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh that's for uh, liquor, liquor.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I hardly know her. Yeah, yeah, then we gotta change
the you're oh cool? We were with.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Someone on YouTube said we were with them. WHI they're
saving a dog from abandoned house.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Hell, yeah, that us. It's picture for me. That's no excuse. Nope,
we'll see you there. We're driving fifteen. Yeah, we can
make it. You can make it.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, this is the Tale of Lisa. No whack And
if you are a gentleman listening to this episode, we
have no no whackers.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
That listen to this show. Now, there's no such thing.
We have zero no whackers. I'll circle back to this later,
you guys. Okay the episode Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
A NASA astronaut whose life was a rocket ship of
ambition until it veered off course into the fucking ocean
and she died, damn foreshadowing until it veered off into
a scandal that had the world laughing, gasping.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
And for better, for worse, scratching their heads. We're gonna
dive deep into a saga of love, obsession and diapers.
Love it. I'm here for it.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Robert, what's your favorite kind of diaper?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Uh? Ooh, good question, like to where.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I don't know what's your favorite kind of diaper?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I don't know. I don't fucking know.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Man, one that I'm taking off my body full of
poop is my favorite.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, old persons.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh, I also have some a little bit of a
news thing there. There's a there's a comedy club in Miami'sburg,
Ohio called Brickey's and coming up in the near future.
I've got an entire bit written and I'm gonna be
doing their open mic night. Yeah, that's cool for that.
So I'm gonna let everybody know. Maybe we can obviously

(20:27):
invite you first, but if.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
You can get some Prohio people out there, my mom
and my dad, all my family will be out there.
So I tell you, I got some jokes that I've
been writing in the tank many years.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Nice look at you, and do you open mic night?
And I'm gonna take off like Kevin James. Are gonna
put me in a TV show called King of Queen's
or Queen of Queen's. It's like King of Queen's but
two gay husbands. Would you watch that? I think I
would if you were in it, I'll definitely watch it.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Lisa no Whacker was born on May tenth, nineteen sixty three,
in Washington, d C. From a very young age, she
was driven, very driven. She was the kind of kid
who probably Ala alphabetized her crayons and dreamed of touching
the moon. She was a straight a student.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Nerd, dork.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Weggie.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
What's it called when you give a woman a woman
a weggie tear their cooter in half? It's a Melvin, right,
I think it's a Melvin. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
She earned a bachelor's of Science and Aerospace engineering from
the US Naval Academy in nineteen eighty five, followed by
a master's degree in the same field. She wasn't just
book smart either.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
She was a.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Naval aviator flying missions during the Gulf War. Like it
was no big deal. And I think I can say
this with full confidence. I feel like her being a
female fighter jet pilot is a pretty big deal. It's
mostly a male dominated uh uh specific there, but kudos

(22:04):
to missus. No whacker, no whak, sorry, Lisa, no wak.
It's not no whacker, just her.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
I though.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, it would be a lot better. And she didn't
even crash like most women do, so that's great.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Oh come on, man, my daughter's been riding around with
their friends a lot.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
She gets her license in twenty days. But oh that's crazy.
She's got one friend who's from Vietnam. Yeah, I said,
a little Asian girl. And she's got one friend who
looks like she's from Poland, but she's American. Okay, she's
just blonde hair, blue eyed. What I was gonna say,
what are you getting over that? Just nothing?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
And I was like, hey, Emily, which one's a better driver?
And she just stared at me and uh, She's like,
which one do you think is a better driver? I
was like, well, not the Chinese one.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
She's like, she's not Chinese, she's Vietnamese.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
And then Sophie down the hallway yelled, doody knees, look
at these, dude. I fell apart. I was laughing so
freaking hard. Sophie is literally a fucky.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Demonic entity. She is. She's horrific. She's God, dude, I
can't take her in public. What was the answer? It's not,
it's not the not the one named after calculator components.
I know that. How did I know it would be? Sorry? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
By nineteen ninety six, though NASA NASA Baby came knocking,
selecting her from an as for selecting her for Astronaut
Group sixteen. She was a mission specialist in robotics destined
to operate the robotic arms of the Space Shuttle and
the International Space Station. In July two thousand and six,

(24:00):
she flew aboard the Space Shuttle Discovery on the STS
one mission, a thirteen day trip that cemented her as
one of the of America's elite astronauts. But as we've
learned over the years, what goes up must come down,
and Lisa's dissent was about to make history all across
the world for not the right reasons. In any time

(24:23):
you're known, anytime you're an astronaut and you're known for diapers,
well there's a serious discrepancy there. My friend I was
shitt in a diaper, and that sounds like it would
feel really lucky to me.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I feel like it really would. I don't know how
I would feel about it. I mean I would assume.
I would assume it'd probably feel better than shitting in
your underwear. Hey, speaking of sitting in your underwear? What
I need a brief update? How's that? How's that going?
Have you have you got it yet?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I haven't bought tight. I've had a lot of people
reach out via email to tell me what kind of
underwear to wear. Yeah, and for a minute, I forgot that.
I asked about that advice, and I said, why are
all these people sending me fucking underwear recommendations? But I
figured it out. There's a lot of good recommendations. A
lot of the guys sent me these like, look.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
At this one has got comfortable.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
He's got a big old pouch for your nutt and
balls and you're dad, Yeah, and I don't need anything.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I don't need like an executive wing for my cock
and balls. Yeah, I just need to keep it pressed
up against my body. Honestly, I don't need a mother
in law suite for my dick.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
That's something. He's underwear.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Just scary dude. And I'm in this group on Facebook
called Bunch of Dads, and this Mexican dude was on
the rant about how is Dick's too big to get
it out of like the shoot on his boxer briefs?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Ow I know, And I'm like, that's crazy, man, I
don't believe you. I called him fucking hurt I call
him hurtful Mexican words, but because I didn't believe him
in shit, Yeah, that's that's not a You know, Mexicans
really aren't known for having big, fucking hogs like that. Well,
some of the some of the nicer ones are maybe
get a nice big old fucking brown veiny Mexican cock

(26:11):
fucking carries the boat across the jealous man gives people rides.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
He digs the fucking tunnels under the Yeah, big old
broad broady lad you know.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
For that guy him? Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
But let's rewind for a second, and we want to
get to know Lisa no Whack a little better. She
grew up in Rockville, Maryland, and she was born Lisa
Marie Capudo, And like I said before, she was an
All American overachiever. Her drive, well it letter the Naval Academy.
I try to get in there, I couldn't get the

(26:48):
senators sponsor me.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
What he fuck you guys.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Where She graduated with honors and caught the eye of
one Richard no Whack, a fellow cadet, and judging the
last name, he's either an extreme nowhacker or he ended
up marrying this woman.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well you guessed correctly.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
They married nineteen ninety eight, building a life together with
three beautiful children. Lisa's career was a master class in discipline.
She logged over fifteen hundred hours of flight time and
more than thirty aircraft, earning the rank of Navy captain.
NASA saw her as a golden ticket, and by the
time she was selected as an astronaut, she was living

(27:29):
the dream most of us can only imagine, being an
astronaut with the intent of spending much of her time
in space. I don't ever want to go to space.
I thought about literally, just thinking about that.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
If there was ever a time in my life that
I wanted to be an astronaut, I don't think there was.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
You know, that's always a like a stereotype.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
It's, oh, you know, you can be an astronaut when
you grow a buddy, But no, you can't.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, my oldest daughter wants to be a patent attorney.
I said, do you have to do that boring shit?
Help me retire.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Stupid ass shit. That's very niche, it is, But they
make a lot of money. I'm sure they do, and
she can argue with the best of them. But yeah,
but it's use ye.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
The STS one twenty one mission two thousand and six
was her absolute pinnacle in terms of being an astronaut
with NASA. This wasn't just a joy ride. It was
a high stakes operation following the Columbia disaster in two
thousand and three. I think we all remember that very vividly,
which killed seven astronauts, including one of Lisa's close friends.
She had a really hard time recovering after the death

(28:36):
of her good friend in the Columbia spaceship that blew up,
and a lot of people say that she was never
really the same after that. Old Lisa Nowacker. The Shuttle
program was under intense scrutiny in Lisa's role, operating the
robotic arm to inspect the shuttle for damage was a
very critical component for a successful mission. She performed flawlessly

(29:00):
those spending nearly thirteen days in space, orbiting Earth and
proving she could handle the pressure back on Earth. Though well,
the pressure was building in different ways because her marriage
it was strained, her children were young, and the astron
The astronaut life wasn't all that glorious as people make

(29:23):
it out to see to seem, NASA's culture demanded perfection,
and Lisa Noak was juggling more than robotic arms. She
was trying to keep her personal life from spinning out
of control. Speaking of personal life, I found a new.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
For me. I think the lowest common denominator in terms
of humans, I think people that comment on porno videos.
Those are the lowest. Yeah, that's pretty sad. It is
pretty sad, especially like especially when you get somebody that's
like a trying to give advice, like critiquing a performance,

(30:07):
like that person's coming back to dude, I try not to.
It's it's really sad. It's really pathetic. Dude. There's a well.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
There's comment section on porna of you go there and
read like.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, all of the ways she breathes, yeah, shit like that.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
This is weird stuff. But have you ever been like,
you know, trying to bust a nut. You're like, oh,
I gotta leave a comment, dude, she's done a good job,
or this is this is great acting? Or uh that
pizza box was closed at the beginning and it's open now.
It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, whatever it is, I think that's like the lowest
common denominator in terms of humans, is uh, people to
comment on porno videos. There's a there I had. I
had to look it up because I remember this specifically. It
was a meme that I saw. I didn't see it's
on a specific video, but this one it's a comment.
It's one of my favorite one's. Every time I see

(31:00):
it makes me laugh so fucking hard. It just says, seriously,
after twenty minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl
with his cock, two little poots have come is all
he could manage. Pathetic. I registered an account just so
I can leave this comment and hopes that he sees
it one day, fronting like your some alpha male. Well,
Elizabeth is performing her heart out, and what do you

(31:22):
give her? Two tittlywinks have come. I've never felt so
personally offended by porn before. You're a real asshole, pal.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, man, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
That's perfect. Two little poots, two little tillywinks to come.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Dude, if you'd like to give us two little tillywinks
to come, send us an email. Brohiopodcast at gmail dot com,
tell us tell us you're coming actually, rohio podcast dot com,
slash Tickets, Dallas Live.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Show, Cook Keyword, two tittlywinks October eleventh. We're gonna be
given two tittlywinks that come to everybody that shows up.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I think I could deliver that was bring little vials
to come. What you do with is your own that's
your own affairs, you know exactly, Yeah, you paid for it.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Well, what possesses a guy to be like, Okay, when
I'm done like you, you know, we've talked immensely about
post nut Cleary. Oh absolutely, yeah. Usually when you're done
cranking the hog to poor and you are so ashamed
of what you've done, the last thing you want to
do is circle back and say I like the color,
I like the paint scheme in that hotel room. Or right,

(32:30):
I feel like it's got to be something that it's done.
The comment has to be done or pre nut Right,
here's the.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Thing, dude, I'm thinking about this. I think it's just
people in there watching it and that with no other
intent aside from to them it's art. Sure, it's art,
but who the who the fuck? I mean, we've all
been through to where we're like scrolling for the right video,
We're clicking, We're going through, we're going through. But I've
never fucking been like, you know what, this one sucks.
I'm gonna leave a comment and let these guys know
this shit sucks. First of all, I don't want anyone

(33:01):
in the Gmail universe to know that I've created a
pornob account, right right, I'll link my Facebook account just
to be safe. Yeah, it's just something stupid I was
thinking of.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
It is really funny.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
I can't Maybe you're someone that leaves comments on porno videos.
Uh we that would be a fun interview.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
So you'd like to that's like their job reach out,
get paid for comment reach out. That's all about.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Tell Yeah, we really need to get with Kine soon though,
the guy that killed a guy and hit his body.
We really got I want to talk to him soon. Yeah,
you gotta talk to him.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
They're talking about the rest of I'm like these little
fucking go no no.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
No, no.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Oh, that's gotta be Cane. It's Kane.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Undertaker Cane.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Now let's let's introduce the other players in this interstellar drama.
I'm talking about Bill o'feeling. He was a fellow astronaut.
He was also a Navy pilot with a charming smile
and a reputation as being a little bit of a
ladies man.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
What a little slut.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
He gett in his little top gun suit and you
could see his nuts protruding, had big old thick balls
on him.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Man.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
In our local area, Montgomery County, Ohio, there is a.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
A black bear on the loose.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
I saw that.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
He keeps on making the news and all of these videos.
He's opening people's grills and tipping over tables and just
doing fucking bear mischiefs.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
It's just a fucking menace.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
I don't think we've ever had a bear sighting in
monger meat, uh huh. But the best part about this
is they keep on putting all these videos of this
bear on the on the news. There's one video he's
opened up somebody's trigger, like eating scraps out of the
tragger and ship.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
It's a bear of class.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah. But in all these videos, he's got a big
old set. He's like a bare ass and nuts, and
they keep him blurring out his nuts and his ass
like they can fit him.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Fucking like I got.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Four year old black bear deserves dippity. They got a
blur his nuts and ass out on on w h
I O.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Think I noticed that. That's funny as fuck. Why what's
the point? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
He MutS have some big old haangars on him.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
They kind of.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
It's nature, man, Let the fucking balls hang out.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
This little fucking bear. I mean, it's a bare ass.
It's a bear ass.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Catch the bear. Just put pants on him. He's wearing
fucking They're gonna put like Bengal zoobas on him and
ship here soon. Boot cuts, leave eyes and blue stingray boots.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, they blur his nuts and butter.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
That's great like that. I like to give him a
little bit of dignity. Okay, we've never had these bears before.
We want to stick around, So let's not show as
genitals on television, right, I don't want to be embarrassed.
See himself.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I'll show you the video here. That's funny, dude, that's great.
The one of him getting the triggers where they blurred out.
There's a couple other ones where they blurred out too.
People are so wild now, bill O Feeling and Lisa
they work closely at NASA, bonding over high stakes world
of space missions. I think they actually went on to
share a combined space. They're at NASA. Their desks were

(36:33):
right across from one another, or they shared a desk
or very close quarters close proximity to one another. But
by two thousand and four, their professional relationship it had
turned very very personal. Oh and I mean he knew
what her pussy smelled like. Fuck, smell like space, like

(36:54):
a fucking Martian. Smell like a Martian. Let's smell like
a marsh I wonder how.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
The space effects your pH Yeah, just your your body
in general. Like, I wonder if you do you think
like you think having no gravity will make your dick longer.
I don't have to worry about that, or like, do
you think like you know, whenever you get in like
cold water, it shrinks up, or you get really hot,
it gets you know, dangly. I wonder how the vacuum
of space affects it.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I'd say it makes a lot smaller because there's no
gravity pulling down on it.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Do you know if you want a longer dick, you
can hang weights from it.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's just floating like it's your dick's just like it's
but it's standing out. Yeah that's pretty cold, embarrassing. Yeah,
they got those apparatuses where you can stretch them out. Really,
you stretch them out of bed. Yeah that kind of
sounds like painful.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
It sounds very painful. It saw this video when I
was a kid. It was this old man he kept
he was like rolling his dick up with a screwdriver.
Oh God, maybe we'll watch it together sometime if you're if.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
You're down, sure, I wonder if that worked for him.
It looked like it did.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah, he was stretching that thing, dude, he was adding
some It looked imperial, so he was adding some centimeters.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
On it, pulling out the hidden penis. Man, you got
to do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Now they're the couple here, Bill o'feeling and Lisa. Noakery.
They weren't signing UFOs together, but they were definitely sharing
more than mission briefings.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
If you know what I see.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Lisa, you'll recall was married with children. She was a
got a husband, and Bill he was recently divorced, and
he started they started having an affair with one another.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Uh oh.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
It wasn't exactly a secret at NASA either. Astronauts are
a tight knit crew and gossip travels fast. Much like
I would say, if you've ever been in a firehouse
or a correction facility or police department, everybody is fucking
each other, So I would imagine it's probably the same
or a NASA crew like that. You'res together so often

(38:59):
that you have no choice but to occasionally ejaculate into
one another.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
It just finds its way there.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Hey, bro, I need you to do me a favor.
I need you to do me a solid. I need
you let me come in your butt tonight.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
You got it, buddy, anything for you.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
My wife's a whoreror, I need to come in your butt.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Brother, Okay, brother, Colleen, I'm sorry, But here's where it
gets complicated. Bill wasn't exclusive, and by late two thousand
and six, he'd set his sights on someone new, a
young little sex kitten by the name of Colleen Shipman,

(39:44):
a thirty year old Air Force captain working at Cape Canaveral,
who I reached out to for an interview and has
yet to return my Facebook message. Man, Colleen, you donet
fucked up.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Colleen.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
You had your chance to tell your story, but now
we'll tell your story for you. Yeah, and we're not
good at telling stories. Make like a pickle and deal
with it. Yes, we're probably gonna completely butcher. Okay, I've
seen these people. Yeah, yeah, I've seen this before. These people.
Make like a pickle and deal with it. This dude's

(40:19):
a fucking poonhound.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah he is, Colleen. She was younger single, no kids.
Unaware of the storm brewing, Bill, apparently thinking he was
the Casanova of Cape Canaverul, started dating Colleen while still
entangled with Lisa. They were hooked together like dogs in

(40:41):
the backyard. By January two thousand and seven, he decided
to make things exclusive with Colleen and went ahead and
broke the news.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
To Lisa and ge.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
According to police reports, Bill later told authorities he thought
Lisa was accept of the breakup. Initially, on the other
side of this coin, Lisa's world was crumbling around her.
Her marriage was rocky, her career was demanding, and now
the man that she'd risked it all for was moving on.

(41:15):
And this is where the slow burn starts to heat up.
In this story. There was some meaty email exchange between
the two. Lisa and Bill exchange a series of emails
that reveal the depth of her feelings in the unraveling
of her composure. These weren't your average hey, how's it
going messages? They were raw, they were emotional, and frankly,

(41:38):
they were a little uncomfortable to read there in the
court hearings. The emails later obtained by authorities show Lisa
grappling with Bill's decision to move on with Colleen, and
just a small note here. The exact email texts are
not fully public, but summaries from court documents and media
reports like Texas Monthly and People provide context of the
of the emails. Email Lisa reportedly poured her out, expressing

(42:04):
port her heart out, expressing how much Bill meant to her.
She wrote about their shared experience at NASA, the intensity
of their connection, and her struggle to let go. Here
are a few of the that investigators found printed and
packed into Lisa's car.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Oh and nice, here we go. Such a passionate, sexy man.
I wish I was holding you right now. I hope
your flight is smooth and you're thinking of me. I
miss you in every way. But the emails weren't just
from Lisa. Billy responded and can a kind, though maybe
not enthusiastically manner. You're looking fine, baby, Let's rendezvous soon.

(42:45):
I can't stop thinking about our night in the T
thirty eight. You made me forget gravity.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yes, these two fucking comstains were sexting in aerospace metaphors.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
They fucking using gash or not LINGO love it. I
can't wait to pick space peanuts out of your butt.
It's just like bad fucking I love It's awful. You
made me forget gravity. Oh good old in the windows. Man,
it's so good thanks to John Mayer, We'll never forget gravity.

(43:21):
That's fun. So dorky, it really is.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
This is this is the kind of guy that shows
up to work with a fucking hickey on his deck.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
You're looking at his picture. I could definitely, I can
definitely see a long night. I hope you don't mine.
She gets some hiky's on my neck. I like it
when a dirty woman sucks on my throat.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I like having a whrror latched on it.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
In the back of a T thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
What's it T thirty eight? Oh that was a brand
of Heroin.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Let's see one. Uh yeah, we can look this up.
Thirty Northrop T thirty eight tallon the fucking jet.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Hell yeah, that's cool. Nowhere near enough room to fucking
that thing. Hell no sounds I think I have given
the opportunity. I was certainly.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Leaving that making that term cockpit literal. That's what she was,
his fucking cockpit cockpit. All right, Jesus dude, I need
you to go in the cockpit, and by that, I
mean my pussy meet me in the cockpit. Whrror, god damn.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
One paraphrase that ex sert describes her pleading. She said,
I can't imagine my life without you. We've been through
so much. Don't throw this away. Bill's responses, by contrast,
were cooler, more detached. He acknowledged their past, but emphasizes
new relationship with Colleen, saying something along the lines of
I care about you, but I'm with Colleen now.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
I hope you can.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Move on, fucking savage man. Lisa's her emails grew more
desperate over time. She questioned why Bill was pulling away,
referencing specific moments they'd shared, late night talks, training sessions,
maybe even a stolen moment under the Houston Stars. Sorry, Houston,
we're not doing a live show there, but you can

(45:26):
come see us in Dallas. And she wasn't just a
losing lover. She was lose I'm sorry. She wasn't just
losing a lover, she was losing a piece of her
identity tied to NASA's elite world. Bill's replies, while polite,
were firm, reiterating that he was committed to Colleen. One
report suggests he wrote, I'm sorry if I hurt you,

(45:47):
but this is what I want.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I applaud a man that just like puts it out
there and doesn't lead her on. This says it like
it is. Hey, you know what?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
His wife, on the other hand, he was already divorced,
he was single, so okay, he's not really the villain
of the story. Lisa's final emails hinted at her growing agitation,
with one allegedly mentioning she'd do anything to talk things out.
And let me tell you boys something. If you got
a girl who you're trying to get rid of and

(46:19):
she hits you with I'll do anything to talk to you,
you got to get one last run at that, you
know what I mean? Sure, if sometimes my wife would
be like will you pick me up coffee? I'm like,
what were you willing to do? And she'll be like anything.
I'm like, you swallow me in the shower and she's like, no,

(46:40):
not that, And I'm like, well then I'm not getting
you fucking coffee.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
So how's that feel? How does that feel? I have
a disrespectful husband that doesn't care about your needs and
let's let's talk about a few more email quotes that
I dug up. All right, this is from Lisa to Billy.
She said, when.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
You're back, I'll be waiting. I want to feel you
hold me again, just once more. You make my heart
race like launch day. No gravity compares to what you
do to me. Shut the fuck? Why do they do this?
I can't fucking take that.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
You know how easy it would be to breakup with
a woman that talk to you like that.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
That's so cringey.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
And if you're if you're saying, hey, when do the
diapers come into play? Well, a woman that sends you
emails like that definitely already wears a diaper, so we
don't have to worry for about the way the diaper's
come into play.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
I just don't understand the fucking oh god.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
But then there is a message from Billy and email.
He says, you're amazing, Lisa, but this just isn't working anymore.
Colleen's different. It feels easier, baby. You and I are
like the Challenger. Ah, We're we're ocean.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
He had the perfect perfect out right there, man, have
you seen the Challenger? I want to talk to you
about that because I want you to have an abortion.
Jesus Christ, Holy smokes, they're off the rails.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
He said, I'm sorry. This is a message from Colleen,
so the new girl. This is an email from Colleen
to Billy.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
I know you said she's just a colleague, but she
sounds like she's obsessed. Has she done this before? Promise
me it's not dangerous. The court read these emails aloud,
and Lisa just sat in silence. These emails are crucial
because they showed that Lisa's mental state was yeah deteriorating,
to say the least. She wasn't just a scorned lover.

(48:46):
She was a woman under immense pressure, clinging to her
relationship that was slipping out of her grasps. The exchanges
painted a picture of a brilliant mind spiraling, setting the
stage for what comes next.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Oh man, my tits are victims of gravity. Put that
I have.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I have astronaut tits. If you have astronaut tits, send
us an email. Brohio Podcast at gmail dot com.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
That's something that would be very special to me. Anyways,
doesn't have to be really perky, right, Well, Robert, are
you only the one way for us to find out?
You would assume I can guarantee. We got a few
doctors to listen. I know there's no astronauts to listen.
And if you just did a fucking four hundred pound
bong rip, that doesn't make you an astronaut either. Hey,

(49:39):
Katy Perry's an astronaut. Dude, what I would have done
for that woman ten years ago, Dude, I know, man
before she went off fucking looney Tunes. Yeah, Man of
Binds is another one that was quite delightful. Now she
looks like a trucker lesbian.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
I kind of like nothing. I'll not that I find
her like physically attracted, but I kind of like her
like now, yeah, I think I think she's kind of
fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Oh cool.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah, not like that was physically attracted to her. I
think she's like cool. She seems kind of chill. She
looks like she opens can goods with her teeth. I
mean she probably does just rip open a can of corn.
She had a she's had a fucked up.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
They all have all those. Although I got an email
from Lori Beth Denburgh the other day. It was a
DOCU sign and I didn't open it.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
It looked very suspicious. Oh no, so I think her
email has been hacked. The Lori, Beth Denburgh. I know
you're not listening, but if you are, your email has
been hacked. Sweetheart, poor thing. We need to reach back
out to her, maybe some more vital news. You know,
this week is This weekend is acro con an maybe

(50:49):
acro con is an event for all aspiring or no, wait,
a second furry con. Sh you see, it's this weekend.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Anthrocon twenty twenty five. And the reason I know this
is there's this guy. I think he listens to the show,
but I follow him. I don't know how it happened. Well,
he followed me on Twitter and I followed him back,
and he's a furry and he's really gay, and sometimes
he puts really sexually suggestive stuff on there. Who wants
to fuck my fox dick or shit shit like that,

(51:28):
really sexually And then all these gay dudes get on
there like I want to cuddle, I want to fuck
your ass and stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
I'm here for that.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
And then I'll get on there and be like I
want to suck your dick, you know, and he laughs
because it's me. Yeah, and all these other dudes are like, god,
damn dude, like all these real, legitimately gay furries there
probably be like I want you to poop on me,
or or a yeah, I want to dress up like

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a turtle and she'd come in my butt. Whatever, And
it makes all those dudes on there a little uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
You turned into that guy, but he knows it's me.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, yeah, and uh, it just makes it funny because
his entire x account is all furries.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
And then and they all your role playing ship, and
they're they're like, you know, calling him his fucking name
is furry name. And then I'm on there like I
want to fucking French kiss you, queer like that. I
want to tongue kiss your mouth. I want to suck
your toes. I haven't had too many gay I haven't

(52:36):
had too many gay dudes in my d ms, but
yeah they're popping up. Yeah, how can you not with
like the furry you know what I mean? Sure, yeah,
it makes perfect sense. But hey, well what were you
saying about the is that the whole story about the
the con.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Well it's this weekend. I really want to go and
just interview people.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Where do we cross the line from Loris Beth to
the furries? I don't know, I started thinking about sex
when we said her name, and then it just okay.
Now escalated from there.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Sure, February twenty seventh. This was one of the colonial
started spiral out of control. February fifth, two thousand and seven. Sorry, Orlando, Florida.
This is where the story goes Fullbrohio for everybody listening.
Hell yeah, Lisa, who is now forty three years old,
decided to confront Colleen Shipman not with a phone call

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or a strongly worded text, but with a nine hundred
mile road trip from Houston to Orlando. And here's the
detail that's made this skin of legendary. She allegedly wore
adult diapers to avoid stopping to use the bathroom for
the for the nine hundred mile trip.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Okay, that's dedication right there.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
It's And as soon as I read this, for nine
hundred miles, you're likely I'm calculating, you're likely gonna have
to stop and get gased three times.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Oh my gosh, So that tells me.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
This woman stopped to get gas and then shit and
piss herself at the pump.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Just walking inside you to the toilet.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Why I got like a housebroken puppy that's true. She
is like, oh no, I can't waste the time and
walk inside this pilot station. I'm gonna piss myself right
here at the gas pumps.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yeah, that makes you think she's just she just likes it.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Then at that point, dude, it fucking burns when you
pee your pants.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I don't know about anybody else, but shit, burn, mama.
That burn man.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
The diaper astronaut was born at this bit.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
This point.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Now, NASA later claimed that the diapers were standard issue
for shuttle missions and not some bizarre fetish. But when
she was caught by the police, there was a back
seat full of piston diapers freshly. All the beads are
puffed up.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
We shouldn't chuck them out the window. I actually pissed
in diapers. You know, being an astront is dec You
gotta ship in the diaper and then you gotta change yourself. Dude,
I think I may have told the story before, but
I remember when my oldest son was young, still in diapers.

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He was going through the phase where he would he
would get them off of himself after he pissed, and
he fuck, he took one off and he had he
must have pissed it like two or three times, you know,
it was it was, it was full and I think
we were this was right before we potty trained him,

(55:34):
or like we were working on it or something. And
maybe it wasn't even that. Maybe it was one or
two times. And he took that fucking thing off and
he swung it around his head and it fucking exploded
and all the pissed beads went all over one of
our friends. I was sitting on the couch.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
That bad boy was loaded down.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Son, dude, it was. It was awful. It was really bad.
That's a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Man.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Kids suck man, they certainly do. Let's see here the
same kid that also pooped in a box by the fridge.
It was an xbox. It's a poop box, just like
you can do it our live showing. Yeah, if you
want to ship in a box in Dallas, Texas, I

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got them. They just sent over the the invoice stuff
for us to pay for. I'm gonna pause a show
for just a second.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Okay, Yeah, all right, our deposit is made. We are
coming to Texas. We started selling tickets.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
There we go. Let's get to it, man, all right.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
We're wearing diaper astronaut like I said. NASA later claimed
the diapers were were standard issue for shell emissions, not
some bizarre fetish. But the police did discover many piston
diapers in the back of the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
And that. But if I have heard that a few
piss in space, nobody hears it. How the urban legend goes, Yeah,
to make the journey.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
She also had a you know this ramp this nine
hundred miles rampage she went on. She had a BB gun,
a steel mallet, a hunting knife, pepper spray, rubber tubing,
plastic gloves, and a wig.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Wow, she was.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
She was of sound mind, is what NaSTA one you believe?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
So yeah, yeah, these are the kind of people working
into space.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
If this travel with that, She also packed a map
to Colleen's location and reportedly a letter to Bill. Lisa
tracked Colleen to the Orlando International Airport where Colleen had
just landed. It was three fifty am in the morning.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Lisa put on a wig and a trench coat, and
she followed Colleen to her car in the parking complex.
Picture this a dark airport parking lot, a place where
you expect to see a shady deal go down, not
an astronaut in a wig in a trench coat. Lisa
approached Colleen's car and without hesitation, got her to roller

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window down and then sprayed her in the face with
pepper spray through the window. This caused Colleen to panic
and drive away. Colleen Uh later told the police she
thought she was going to die. So take a step
back here for a second. Yeah, yeah, Lisa, nowhak drove

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nine hundred miles across country in a fucking diaper with
a mallet, a bb gun, rope tubing. What else we
got to your deal? Mallet, a hunting knife, pepper spray,
rubber tubing, plastic gloves, and a wig that tells me
all intentions to kill somebody or kidnap or something. She

(58:55):
drives nine hundred miles in a diaper to pepper spray
this lady in the face and watch her drive away
because at that point it's over. She didn't have a gun,
she didn't know you know where she's going. She drove
nine hundred miles in a diaper to pepper spray this lady.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
That's dedication. Man. I've known women like that before. My
wife's kind of liked that. I think she would drive
across country to pepper spray me if if she had
playing that short game. Man.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
But the second I find out that she's wearing a
diaper that's a no fly zone, buddy.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
You respect kind of plummets from there, right, you can't
go back after the diaper comes out. What if?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
What if she got there at the airport and you know,
she walks up and she sees Colleen just like having
a sad conversation with with Bill, and Bill's like, oh,
you know, I'm want I'm I'm choosing Lisa over you.
And Lisa like, oh my god, Bill, thank you. And
he's like, I want to fuck you, and She's like,

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I can't. I'm wearing a diaper. I have a diaper
full of human I have a diaper full of piss.
And I've been drinking mountain dew for nine hundred miles.
There's this lady my work and some people kind of
swoon over. They're like, oh, man, I bet you she's
Oh she's hot, but she drinks mountain dew all day long.

(01:00:23):
So I'm like, that is the grossest woman in the
entire world. I guarantee it. Mountain Dude has never done
a single positive thing for anybody. No mountain dew put
up a post the other day banking Ohio for keeping
them in business. When's the last time you just had

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a good old fashioned mountain dew, not a diet or
a sugar free.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Or a baja. I fuck with them bajas dog at
taco bell Boja.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
That's the fucking tiger from Aladdin.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
We always say that because my mother in law called
at that one time, so we've always called it a
She's like, have you ever had one of them? Bonja?
Mountain dewes may me a bar job blast, So we
always say baja uh man, I haven't had an actual
mountain do in a while. They're gross. Yeah, they taste
like kidney stones.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
The code red zero just came out here in Ohio.
They're starting to release those.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Fuck with that thought, I with.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Uh So Lisa's plan, whatever it was, it fell apart.
Colleen alerted authorities, and Lisa was arrested almost immediately arrested
on the spot. She was charged with attempted kidnapping, battery,
and a laundry list of items that screamed premeditated murder.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Here's a short clip of.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Colleen recounting the hunted me down and attacked me in
a dark parking lot.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Her attack was part of a we all researched, well
planned and deliberate crime. Now, almost three years later, I'm
still reeling from her vicious attack, and I'm still trying
to put my life back together. And it's the terrible,
relentless media scrutiny that Lisa Noak thank you, brought down
on me, first with her attack and later with her

(01:02:20):
pr campaign. I knew in my heart when Lisa Noac
attacked me that she was going to kill me. It
was in her eyes a blood chilling expression of limitless
rage and glee. It's my understanding that Lisa Noak had researched.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
If you are watched on the YouTube stream, I think
she looks like Christopher Lloyd and Dennis the.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Menace murder, corpse, dismemberment, as well as disguises and trace evidence.
And I'm one hundred percent certain that Lisa Noak came
here to murder me, and I believe that she never
thought she'd get caught. She began preparing for her crimes
weeks before she committed them. She thoroughly researched my personal information.

(01:03:05):
She entered my boyfriend's apartment, and without his permission or knowledge,
she stole my contact information, my travel itinerary, and several
personal emails between myself and my boyfriend. She also collected
my address, the latitude and longitude coordinates of my house,
directions to my house, my cell phone number, and my
email address.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Not damn.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
She gathered weapons and tortured devices, which, in her own words,
were too scary to even think about, but apparently not
scary enough to prevent her from bringing them along during
her attack on me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Looks like a baby bird before.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
That she only wanted to talk to me. Is at
best ridiculous. I believe it is one of many lies
that she designed to deceive and gain sympathy from this court, NASA,
the US Navy, her friends, her family, and the American people.
Please don't be fooled. I was fold Lisa Novak is
a very good actress. On February fifth, two thousand and seven,

(01:04:00):
Lisa Noac had ample opportunity to talk to me. She
stealthily followed me inside the Orlando International Airport for hours.
I'm a very friendly person, your honor, who at that
time would have welcomed her company over some hot chocolate
while I was waiting for my suitcase to arrive. When
I rode the bus to the scene of the crime
with her, I actually made an effort to strike up

(01:04:21):
some small talk by smiling at her and nodding my
head in her direction, But she ignored me. When she
got off the bus at my stop, then lingered there
with her duffel bag full of torture devices. My intuition
was screaming at me that I was in danger. I ignored it,
and I bid the bus driver good night. When Lisa
Noac began following me through the parking lot, I noticed

(01:04:44):
that she still had her Duffel bag with her. She
was close enough and it was quiet enough for me
to hear the swishing of her pants, and I never
heard her drop that bag.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Pants all the time hard to escape her.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
Had I been but a fraction of a second slower
in locking my car, this court, I have no doubt
would instead be hearing a first degree murder trial. In
that moment, I believed that she was going to kill
me to steal my suitcase or my car. She tried
to force the handle open to open my car door,
and she beat on my window. I was sitting in
my driver's seat and shaking with fear while I fumbled

(01:05:18):
with my keys. And that's when I was fooled. She
turned on her charm and spun a pitiful story, imploring
me for help. She looked genuine, and she looked sane,
and it was a night and day difference from the
expression she gave in her mugshot. As scared as I was,
and as sure as I was that just moments ago,
this woman at my window was going to kill me,

(01:05:39):
I was still deceived by her, As I said, she
is a very good actress. She pretended to be a
helpless traveler. She told me that she was stranded and
afraid to be alone in a dark parking lot. She
played on my sympathies. She convinced me that her intentions
were innocent. She took advantage of my goodwill, and as
soon as I cracked my window to help her, she struck.
She blasted me with what felt like acid. It burned

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my eyes, my nose, in my mouth, and it sucked
the air out of me. I don't know what other
weapons she had at the ready, because I didn't. I
stomped on the gas and I wondered if there was
a gun pointed at my head. My eyes and throat
were on fire, my lungs ached for air. I fought
the urge to breathe in whatever poison it was that
she had braided me with. I thought I had just

(01:06:22):
escaped a car jacking, and I was sure that she
had just tried to kill me to steal my car.
I had no idea that a high ranking, high paid
military officer had just attacked me. I believe I escaped
a horrible death that night. It was a nightmare, and
the nightmare continues in the media with suggestions that I
lied or changed my story, my account of what happened
the night.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
This goes off for about another six minutes. You guys,
get the gist of it. She's this lady's upset, very upset.
This lady's upset. She doesn't have a fucking right, fucking psychopath.
A fucking turn covered diaper tracked her down for nine

(01:07:03):
hundred miles.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Once she rolled the widow down, just slapped her the
face of the diaper.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Take that your she dubble back is just full with
all those pissed diapers. I need you to watch these
for me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Please please watch these from me. So what was Lisa's goal?
The charges suggested attempted kidnapping, but some speculated that she intended.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Much worse, which is what I do believe. The murder
kit in her car raised eyebrows, though her lawyers argued
it was circumstantial.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Was she playing a harm Colleen or was this a
cry for help? Goe horribly wrong? The diaper detail overshadowed
these questions, turning a complex human tragedy into a late
night comedy punchline. She was a she was featured on
David Letterman every night.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
I was gonna say, I want to hear some of that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
But for Lisa, this was a rock bottom of movement
that would define her legacy more than her contributions to
America's exploration of space and all the things that she'd
accomplished before that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Is it possible to find some of the Jay Leno bits,
Let's see Jay Leno Lisa Noak. Of course, it's gonna
be fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Letterman, ah diaper astronaut.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Oh shit, look at that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
He kind of not incredibly unattractive.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
That's exactly what I was thinking. She's more attractive than
the struck out dude he'd wear she'd wear a fucking diaper, man, Yeah,
I'd let her wear I'd let her change me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Maybe just a role playing thing. Maybe she'd ship in
that thing and she needed help. Did any want to
ask if she's ship in the diaper? I don't know
if it would have had any bearing. But how come
no one ever asks me if I've shipped my diaper?

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
I would be mad if I were a diaper and
didn't shit in it. It's like, what's the point, right,
I ain't going about to just give like a new
toy exactly. Gotta try to use this thing, going to
give it to winks a piss. I got a new tablet,
I was. I was itching to get home, play with it.
I imagine like if you got a diaper, dude, really
looking forward to this thing. I like to fill this up.

(01:09:33):
I would have waited for my suitcase and we could
have had hot chocolate. You fucking layar.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
So Lisa's Lisa's arrest it sent shockwaves to the NASA community.
The agency already reeling from the Columbia disaster. Well, they
are humiliated over being the the kind of the laughing
stock of a of a diapered astronaut. Traveling across country
with the bb gun astronauts respect be flawless, not front

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page tabloid flodder. NASA terminated Lisa's contract within weeks, and
the Navy devoted her from captain to commander before discharging her.
In court, Lisa faced serious charges attempted kidnapping, burglar with
assault and battery. Her legal team argued she was suffering
from mental health issues, possibly exacerbated by the stress of

(01:10:23):
her NASA career and personal life. In two thousand and nine, well,
she pleaded guilty to less her charges of felony burglary
and misdemeanor battery. She had a key to his apartment.
She didn't just break in, She had a key. She
received a year of probation and community service for all
of this, no jail time, which sparked debate about whether

(01:10:44):
her status as an astronaut gave her a lighter sentence.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Probably, I'll tell you what, it didn't give her lighter breitches.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
You know, since she was an astronaut. She didn't get
any prison time. But she was an afront. She would
have got she would have gone to prison.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Yes, you would have had how motherfucker hurting it always
going to cold but.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Uh see.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Yeah, so no prison time. The scandalia inexposed cracks of
NASA's system. How did someone so accomplished?

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
How did her life and career unravel so spectacularly? Reports
serviced about intense psychological pressure astronauts face, living her life
in a diaper, grueling schedules, public scrutiny, and expectation to
be superhuman. Lisa's case prompted NASA to review its mental
health screenings. While you don't fucking say, and here's a

(01:11:58):
video of Lisa no Act apologizing to the victim.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Your clown have anything she wants to say?

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
I think she does.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Jas come forward, Miss.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
I'm glad to have this opportunity to apologize to Miss
Shipman in person.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Shipman, she should be Miss Shipman. This gets better and better,
do leader Lady a diaper trying to kill a lady
named Shipman. She looks like she's like fun, crazy hot
likes fun. She's like, yeah, she's she's pretty, but you
can tell she's fucking batshit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
You hot dog her down. She smokes a fucking menthol
with her pussy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
When you guys are all said and done.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
I'm glad to have this opportunity to apologize to miss
Shipman in person.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Turn in facemoship, and when you do this, smiling the.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Opportunity to apologie you, Miss Shipman in person, I am
sincerely sorry for causing fear and misunderstanding and all of
the intense public exposure that you have suffered. I hope
very much that we can on forward from this with

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privacy and peace.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
That's the most insincere apology I've ever heard in my
entire adult life. Jesus, she definitely then need some Decintine
rubbed on her butt after that long.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
You're probably wondering why I'm rushing through this speech. That's
because I have a huggy filled with the brim full
of human excrement.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
About to come up her back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
I've got a bb gun waiting for you in the
parking lot, bitch. Fast forward to twenty twenty five. Lisa Nowhacker.
She's faded from the spotlight. According to reports from people
and other sources, she lives a quiet life in Texas,
far from the NASA limelight. Hopefully she makes it out
to our live show.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
In Dallas because her guests of honor.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Oh yeah, she would, dude, Well, she's listening to this
right now, just mortified. She's been listening for eight years.
We followed her on Instagram eight years ago. She's been
listening since the Right Pad episode.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Oh dude, that'd be crazy. She's fucking did our gofund
me whenever our fucking dogs died and shit, dude, this
is the final stroll. She saw the episode title, She's like, up,
I'm done. Oh I knew it would go to this
no more. Uh divorced. She went on to divorce her
husband in two thousand and eight. She focused on raising

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her three kids and working in the private sector, possibly
in engineering or education. Nobody really knows. She's still fucking thriving. Then.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
She's avoided media attention, but those close to her say
she's a she's a piece and she uh she's worked
on her mental health. Her story is a reminder that
even heroes can fall, and the pressures of high stakes
careers can push people to the edge. Billy o'feelin the
swooning buzz fucking light Year. He went on to marry
He actually went on to marry Colleen. They currently live

(01:15:13):
in Alaska together. He now flies private planes and does
contract pilot work. Colleen Shipman became a novelist. She speaks
occasionally about surviving stalking trauma, and she also does not
answer Facebook messages.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Damn man, you horror. Yeah, thanks for nothing, you home
wrecking ass Sleen. I thought we probably could have gotten
an interview with poopy Pants. No, definitely not.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Yeah, she's vanished from the Earth man She's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Which I mean, that's the only the only real place
for her, right, Yeah, you kind of got to disappear
after all that. Let her go. Yeah, change your name.
She could have got some sponsorship though, that's true. Yeah,
So that concludes our episode of the Lisa Nowak the
ass an Astronaut diaper triangle, diaper love triangle. That's a

(01:16:05):
good one. That's a good story.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
I had to dig deep in the reachis of the
Internet for that one. It was kind of a it's
hard to find true crime cases that have a lot
of good substance that doesn't result in somebody dying. Sure,
but if it results in someone driving across country in
a loaded diaper, I'm completely cool with that as well.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Absolutely absolutely, especially on a like a NASA stage like
that's fucking huge.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
I really can't get past the thought of her filling
up her gas tank and shitting herself.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
In the diapers in the back seat. Why you could
have dumped those out Like astronaut.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
She cares about the about the universe, cares about the Earth.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Puts the ass an astronaut, dude. She I mean, you know,
she's a she's a solid seven point eight. You know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Yeah, she's a very very pretty young lady.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
But she's crazy too. Those are the good ones. The
one kind of stacks the points up even higher. Those
are the ones we like. Yeah, time and time again,
I've proven that that's passion right there. Brother.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
For fourteen years of marriage, I've enjoyed the crazy one.
For our anniversary dinner, we went out to Montgomery In.
It was disgusting. Montgomery In has really fallen off. Yeah,
not as good as it use.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
It was, as it once was. It's been there in
a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Montgomery In barbecue.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
I do love barbecue, which is another reason why I'm
excited about our show right in Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
If you are coming, fuck, go to brohiopodcast dot com,
slash tickets, let us know you're coming. Let's see if
anybody's coming yet. Just from the YouTube video which is
Our smallest footprint that we have is our YouTube page
once again.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
October eleventh, ten eleven, possibly ten ten, as well, all
goes well? Ten?

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Oh you got one person? Hell yeah, Jerry Hannah nice,
he's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
He is coming, all right, well Colm.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Jerry, longtime listener. He is a big fan of show.
We love you, Jerry, appreciate you, buddy. You can be
our Jerry Polly. Stand in if you like, we're gonna
shave your head bald. We're gonna make your tits a
little droopy, put a ferret in your ass, and we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Put a fare in your butt. There you go, Rest
in peace, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Hopefully Jerry, Hopefully Jerry Pouley is at the live show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
He'll be there, hopefully.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
None of our equipment works and we just had to
stand there like Abraham Lincoln doing the Emancipation Proclamation, staying
on top of a log.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
I'm nick and this is wrong. This is what our
friend Jerry wanted. This is what he wanted for us.
He wanted to watch us burn. It's an homish live show.
Yeah no, man, I'm just excited.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
We have a venue. It's a cool venue. It's a
venue with bartenders. As a vendor with orta potties, bodies
and and beer.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
It's gonna be great. Celestial Works, let me look real
quick and we will talk beer works. Queer Works is
another one we're going to later on evening. I can't
wait to go to that one. So they've got a
firewall that's causing problems over twenty one and you can

(01:19:22):
go to the our beer.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Let's see what kind of beer they have right now?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Say right now? Oh no, I'm saying. What do they
have right now? A bunch of pictures?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Very cosmic feel Look at that purple stuff right there.
Love it, man, I love purple. Look at her hopefully
she's there, hopefully, hopefully that's her glove.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Love it. What's on tap? There we go?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
It doesn't tell us what's on tap? What's that website
that tells you what's on tap on the Celestial Beer Works?

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
It doesn't tell us tell what people are drinking there,
Flying Saucer, Drought Emporium, Blind Box, Strawberry Lemonade, Stellar Remnants.
Actually their Instagram page had a pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Uh there you go. It was right there, There you go?
Tells us what's on tap? There? God damn it, Ah,
you fucking bastard. Yeah, oh what's this purple stuff? I
can't click on it because I'm not logged in.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Whatever. Go to their check them out Instagram page, Celestial
Beer Works, give them a follow, Let them know you're
excited for the Brohio show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Because we've paid the deposit and they can't take it away. No,
take Sea Backsias. They certainly can't take it away, and
we're too far in at this point. That's not our intentions,
not at all. We might have a food truck there,
that'd be cool Mexico, so probably do tacos. That's just
I mean, it's Texas. Yeah, you might as well be Mexico.

(01:21:16):
It's pretty close. Yeah, getting there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Looking forward to it all right, guys again, looking forward
to meeting our Texas friends. You're gonna be hearing about
this a lot over the next three months.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
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us know. Shoot us an email, send us a screenshot
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Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Yeah, there you go. Love it all right, guys, have
a great week. We love you. Love you guys, have
a good one. See in Texas. I want to see

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Y