The Brohio Confessional

Sit down with Father Nickalicious and Father Rob Dawg in The Brohio Confessionals. Come along as people discuss their deepest, darkest secrets—affairs, murders… this one has it all.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:19):
This is uh, this is gonna be a fun one. Everybody.
We uh, welcome to the Brohio episode. We're calling it
Confessions for the Prohio Confessional. I don't know something like that.
We put up an anonymous link for people to submit
their confessions. Oh my god, we've got way more than
we can deal with. This looks like it can probably

(00:41):
be a reoccurring food Yeah, you said they were still
coming in as we were as weird setting up. Yeah,
we have the Battlefield of Love and now we have
the bro Prohio Confessional, the professionals Professionals. That sounds like
a bit of a possibly gay porno, it does. Yeah. Anyways,
I'm one half of the world famous Brohio podcast. I'm

(01:01):
the Delicious nic Delicious, I'm Robbed. Okay, guys, and we
are eight years in the making here at the Brohio Podcast.
If this is your first time tune in, thank you.
If this is, you know, maybe the first time you've
been back in a long time, I want you to
know we don't fucking uh, we don't cuss anymore. So
we've kicked that mostly out of our regimen. So if

(01:21):
that was what a turn off for you, other than
the fact that you only like Missionary because you're a
cheese dick. Well, we don't cuss anymore as you just
did I say a cuss word. I mean, if you
count dick. Oh do you out? My kids say dick Okay,
because that's just a name. That's true, that's true. It's

(01:43):
just a name. Sports store, sports store. Yeah, they get
me every time you cannot go into Dick's without spending
four or five. I love that story. Man, it's new too.
It's so fun, and now that I'm golfing, it creates
a lot of complications for me. But hey, let's say
thank you to our new patron subscribers, starting with mister

(02:05):
Rash himself, Johnny Rash, John Rash, thank you for the
Patreon pledged, the generous donation, and thank you for being
with us on Patreon. Hopefully this wasn't a typo that
this is really your last name and you're not in
reality dealing with something like that. Dude, I don't get rashes,

(02:26):
but I know people to do and they don't like them.
I mean, I could see why somebody wouldn't like it. Yeah,
anytime in rashy, man, it's lose a lot of friends,
lose confidence in yourself. Yeah. Yeah, Next we got who
got Misty hunter Hurst Helms. Thank you very much, Missy

(02:48):
baby girl. Thanks for being here on the Patreon. We
love you. That's a very mysterious first name. Yeah, I
got that pedigree, got that pedigree. Oh, thank you, mister,
appreciate you. We're very thankful to have you here. How
about old j B. Jacob Benson. Uh, double j double No,

(03:11):
that's just a single Jake, Jacob Man. Ever since you
sent those pictures of you eating a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich a long way, I've hoped that you would
be here with us, and now you are, Jacob, and
we are thankful for it. And you got you that

(03:31):
you have the most powerful wrists that I've ever felt
in my body, Jacob, Thank you, Jacob. And the next,
which is a great picture. I fucking love this picture. Ed,
you've got Nick Pike. That's the fucking have you seen
this man in your dreams picture? Yeah, it is so
fucking good. Love that picture, Nick Pike, dude, just down
the just down the turnpike. Plus one for that picture, dude.

(03:52):
We appreciate your pal. A very solid unibrow there in
the h Yeah. Nick Pike definitely runs through my dreams
at night. Wonder if he's any relation to Tony Pike. He's
a big Cincinnati sports hero. Probably not, Probably no relation.
I wonder if he's related to all those people that
were murdered in Pike County by them, for those Hillbillies
that were Did we do that episode? I think we did.

(04:15):
I think we did two. Yeah, and last we got
Whitney Cock read that right. Nope, that Whitney Brook that
starts with a B. Actually nonetheless, Whitney, thank you so much.
I remember when I was a kid growing up, there
was this girl that I rode the bus with and
I thought she's really pretty. I want to be her
boyfriend and I always try, and she'd be like no, no, no, no,

(04:38):
And then she's like, but my sister likes you. And
her sister was like three or four years older than us.
She's really fucking ugly. Your name was Whitney. Oh I
know you're talking about. Yeah. She'd be like, you can't
have me, but you can have Whitney. I was like, nope,
god no, and she was huge. No, I don't know.

(04:59):
She's six eight sixt' nine six'. TEN i don't know she,
was big. Man maybe it Wasn't. Whitney it might have Been. Wendy,
okay that's if that's THEN i know who you're talking.
ABOUT i think it Was. Wendy, okay SO i just
made up this entire, story but a girl Named whitney
that never. Happened in my fucking. Head either, way it Was. Wendy, Okay, okay,

(05:20):
GOOD i know what you're going. About Whitney houston did.
Crack Whitney brook is a patron subscriber of The brohio.
Podcast thank, You, whitney who probably does not do, crack
but we. Don't who? Knows, man who? Knows some people
just like to have. FUN i know what is going
on In. BURBANK i love this Story. California actually one
THAT i know. About Hey, man who has been arrested

(05:41):
multiple times for sniffing women's rear ends while in, public
was arrested again this. Week, sorry but the same, crime
you cereal butt. Sniffer Fuck Calise Karan, crowder thirty eight years,
old was Arrested tuesday by officers from The burbank at The.
Walmart oh, god there's some stinky acids. Inside there a

(06:05):
video of it. Too there's pure. Bravery, yeah, yeah so
they it was. Locating it's happened At walmart and The
Empire center shopping center On Victory. Place police had originally
responded to the Nearby nordstrom rack in the same shopping.
Center these are not high class women that probably have
great cleanliness if they're shopping At Walmart nordstone. Rack there

(06:26):
ain't no way you're catching me sniffing a boot whack
ass crafts right. There, yeah you would catch me fucking
dead sniff in A walmart. Booty, no no, way no.
Way nothing gets me going like a woman in. Crooks.

(06:47):
DUDE i always like, HOLD i tell a story a.
SECOND i finished the, starticle all? Right? Uh, yes they
call a report of a suspicious man loitering in the women's.
Department when officers arrived, unseen they informed at the suspect
had already left the department, store but he was located
a short while later at The walmart across the parking.
Lot look at that ugly. Motherfucker officers use a store

(07:10):
of security camera system to follow the man as he
moved around various, departments and then observed him following a
female customer into the women's. Department officers. Observed officers observed
the man as he crouched behind the woman and engaged
in leude behavior by enterp inappropriately sniffing her. Buttocks tell

(07:32):
me what that chilly, ring new? GIRL i think she's
the Fucking Golden. Retriever police confront of the man and
eventually detained, him and it was later revealed that he
Was Calise, crowder a resident Of lynndale and a registered sex.
Offender crowder is currently on active parole and has documented
a history of similar arrests for similar. Crimes he made

(07:56):
national headlines In august twenty three for committing the same
act on a woman and A barnes And noble. Store,
okay that's the video THAT i, See so that's more
well cultured ass. There you can smell a women's ass
And barns And nobles and you might Be, okay you
go sniffing a woman's ass In. Walmart she's living off
slim gems and fucking McDonald's milkshakes and. Stuff The barnes

(08:17):
And noble girl was pretty attractive, too SO i could
kind of understand. It, yeah you ain't paying me to
sniff A walmart. Butt he's right, there he was called
in a viral TikTok. Post he was also identified as
a suspect in several prowling crimes and was arrested that
same month on allegations that he was peeping into the
occupied home of a family In. Glendale he was eventually

(08:39):
released from custody for those crimes due to a jail overcrowding,
issue but was rearrested after he failed to register with local.
Police got a register, Man got a register. Man this
guy has been arrested a. Bunch there was a guy
WHEN i used to work at the police. DEPARTMENT i
was in a building and someone ran me. In they're,

(09:00):
LIKE i need your. Help there's a guy in the women's.
Restroom AND i was walking up and the darkness walked
out of this. Mother this guy was fucking. Huge he walked.
OUT i, said all, right see you, later. Pal BECAUSE
i wasn't an, OFFICER i was just a police. CADET
i DIDN'T i did like evidence and parking. Complaints all
he gave my ass was a some pepper. Spray that's

(09:22):
all they gave. Me and the darkness walked. DOWN i, said, no,
sorry you don't want to. SMOKE i think he's cereal
Keeping Tom, dayton a cereal peeper has once. Again see
if this is the same, Dude Harold. Rimblert that's. It,

(09:44):
Yep harold rimbled in the city Of. Dayton, YEAH i. Can't,
uh it's been he's been arrested literally dozens hundreds and
hundreds of. Times. Crazy but he follows women to the
restroom and and then he looks under the stall when
they're going when they're going, potty which is when they're

(10:06):
making a yellower brown mak and, yellow mostly yellow because,
no when shit in, publicly they're not discussing creatures like.
Us he looks like a peepee. Boy he has at
least thirty convictions and voyeurism since two thousand and. Four,
yeah thirty voyeurism convictions since two thousand and four. Alone
damn that boy stays on the. Run that's, wild. Dude

(10:26):
that's a. Lot that's more than one a. Year, hey
we're gonna be live In dallas The brhio. Podcast that
Is october, eleventh twenty twenty. Five the door is open
at six. Pm we're gonna be at the satellite location
Of Celestial Beer, works which is just down The road

(10:47):
From Celestial Beer, works twenty one thirty Seven Butler, Street, Dallas.
Texas we're about twenty tickets away from being at the.
Position we're, like, okay we feel pretty good about we
got enough people here for, this getting, there getting there,
slowly but, surely we got tell we got three. MONTHS
i think we're gonna be. Okay we got plenty of.
Time and if you're not, coming then we will honestly

(11:09):
be accessing YOUR ip address in your WiFi and we
will be deleting our podcast off all of your podcast,
apps especially if you're in the. Area we're calling it
done and over with. You AND i don't want. That
you don't want. That speaking of WHAT i didn't, WANT

(11:30):
i did not WANT. Hawlk hogan to. Die and people, say, yeah,
man he's a racist. Asshole i'm not here to debate.
That we're not talking About Terry Terry. Bulea, yeah we're
not talking About. Terry we're talking about The. Hulkster let
me tell you, something, brother that guy meant more to
me in my childhood than any other, superhero any other.
ACTOR i got so much comfort and joy of watching him.

(11:54):
Perform and sure the man behind the character probably not great.
GUY i mean we were, talking and we talked about
it at work whenever the day that had. Happened i'm,
LIKE i was talking to my, boss he's a little
bit older than, me And i'm, like, dude these were,
like these guys were the closest thing to superheroes when

(12:14):
they were growing. Up it's like they were bigger than.
Life you, know it, was it was. Perfect it's just
it's it's. Sad it sucks and IT i honestly shut
a tire the other. Day it choked me. UP i
shut a tire just Because i've my whole Life i've
wanted to meet him and just say what the Character
halcogan meant to, Me not that he would care, anything, ye.
Right AND i was in Clear water just a few

(12:36):
a couple of months, ago AND i went to The
hogan's beach. SHOP i went to his. Bar couldn't find,
him BUT i did get to have a Real american
logger at his restaurant that stupier AND i got to
go to the. BEACH i got to go to the
beach shop and buy some. Merchandise so in honor of The,
hawkster rest in. Peace hopefully you as a human listening

(13:06):
this can can. Understand i'm not not defending the actions
Of Terry, bolea because he's said some quite despicable things
over the, year but the, man the Character Well, cogan
and he was literally the face of professional wrestling for.

(13:27):
Decades and you can look at the wall behind. Me
professional wrestling is meant a lot to. Me he was
up there at the. Top he's covered by a. Dog
now say he was up. THERE i knew he. Was.
Yeah and if you'd like to have your dog feature
on the pall wall so you can see your doggie
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(13:47):
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dog not your. Hogs to keep those, uh keep them hoggies.
Coming how about a quick break or a few of our.
Sponsors all, right we're. Back this is a big one

(14:10):
BECAUSE i had no idea mind tent was for us
to do an episode On Chris binwall today to finally cover.
That BUT i, said you, KNOW i thought about this
for a second AND i, Said i'm gonna throw it
up real, quick which this is The Brohio confessions episode
vers is where we post an anonymous link and we

(14:30):
gave people the opportunity to tell us their, secrets and
they you The Brahion, nation you delivered in full. Transparency
we're telling everybody's. Secret we're, saying who sent? It this
really is, ANONYMOUS i haven't knowed. It we have no
way of telling what your name, was and hopefully you
trust us in, that because when you click on the
form it says email not recorded or. Whatever we have

(14:53):
no idea who you, are and even if you we
did know who you, were we are two of the most,
wry die motherfuckers in the entire. UNIVERSE i don't care.
ENOUGH i got my own SHIT i gotta worry. About,
CERTAINLY i would love to have this and hang it
over your, head BUT i don't need this. Information, Okay
i'll forget it tomorrow, Anyways and if you did use
your real name by, accident well that's your own stupid stink.

(15:16):
Confault but, yeah so maybe if you guys like this,
episode you'll have to tell us say, HEY i like,
that and we can turn this into a reoccurring. Thing
The Brohio, confessionals The Brohio. Confessions you, know we've always
talked recently about we want to, evolve we want to
kind of change, things get some fresh. Ideas this feels

(15:36):
like a fresh, Idea, robert it. DOES i, agree and
even more, SO i think there is something another podcast
out there that does something similar to. This, okay BUT
i also thought about opening up like an anonymous hotline
where people could, call and that's kind of. Cool leave,
There but the link. Worked it worked, swimmingly and we
can't use all of. THEM i think we had around

(15:57):
fifty submissions that would take us multiple hours to read
all this in just a few short. Hours and if
you are the butt sniffer From walmart In, Burbank, california
send us an. Email Brohyo podcast at gmail dot. COM
i got a lot of questions for that. Guy our
first submission comes From. Kim kim says my husband AND, I,

(16:18):
well we were just. Dating it was the weird stage
where you don't poop when you're when you're around one,
another so he had been Holding i'd been holding onto
it for a. While we were lying in bed and
he initiated. Sex because it's always the man that initiated, Sex,
kim that's how it always, works, True and the position
had me almost folded in, half and apparently like a

(16:38):
soft serve, machine it squeezed out the Butt i'd been,
holding squeezed out the, poop not the, Butt it squeezed
out the Poop i'd been. HOLDING i didn't realize, that
neither did. He it was almost all over at this.
POINT i don't know why it wasn't a horrible, smell
but Thank god for. That of, course a woman and
shit doesn't, stink. RIGHT i went to the bathroom BECAUSE

(17:01):
i could feel so much gooey, mess sat down a
toilet and REALIZED i was covered and. Shit at this,
Moment he's at the, door asking If i'm all. Right
it wasn't very lit up where he, was and he
thought it was blood at. First oh my, GOD i
want to flush myself down the. TOILET i cleaned up
and came out. Sheepishly he pushed past me and jumped

(17:22):
in the. SHOWER i went. Next no words were. Spoken
then we just kind of kind of didn't talk about,
it AND i couldn't look at him in the eyes for.
Hours then he finally, SAYS i literally fucked a shit
out of. You we've been married now for eight years
and never mentioned it. AGAIN i feel like you gotta
have a good ice breaker like, that you know WHAT i.
Mean so IT'S i fucked the shit out of. Her you,

(17:44):
know he told all his buddies at work On, monday
absolutely had the only bit up like a lawn chair
poked your bag. Open oh, DUDE i can't imagine. That
that'd be rancid your wife ever shipped on? You, no
that's cool, Man, yeah that's a bummer for you. Know
We So i've met THIS i MET i met a

(18:08):
guy through a. Friend this is not, gay say it
sounds kind of. Gay uh so my, Wife, uh my
wife has a best friend and he and her best
friend has a. Husband And i've grown super. CLOSE i
really liked the. Guy we've we've become our kids are,
friends our wives are. Friends i've grown close to him
over the. Years he works a. Lot it's hard to

(18:28):
hook up with. Him but we went golfing the other
day and he's, LIKE i would bring this guy with.
Me IS a he's a he's a fucking, goofball you,
know he's you, Know i'm, like oh, cool right up
my alley BUT i really bonded with the the guy
he brought and we've become good. Friends and the guy told, me, hey,
man anytime you want to go golf and just call
me And i'll just go with. You so it's cool

(18:50):
to have somebody just calling to. Anytime they're like they're
there and there's not they don't call you the, Morning i'm,
OH i can't make, it YadA. YadA So i've. BEEN
i Think i've played golf with him three or four times,
now and, uh super chill. Dude he's got a bunch
of weird tattoos on. Him he's got a like a
dog with butter on its. Head it's, cool and then
he's got peanut butter and jelly the long. Way just some,

(19:10):
weird very interesting. Guys super. Fun he's just he's just like.
Us but we were playing golf together and we were
playing a two man. SCRAMBLE i don't need to go
too far into, it but with the way it, is
you both you both hit the ball and then whoever
hits the best, shot that's where you play the next shot.
From so we were we were playing the next shot

(19:32):
AND i was going, first AND i hit my ball
and then behind me are AND i look back TO
i don't know this guy that well enough to be
like he got something wrong with. Him, johnny call his
wife what the fuck is going? On and uh so you're, okay.
Buddy and right before, that we were over by some.

(19:52):
Condos we hit off the fairway a little bit and
we were up next to these condos and he had
a shot before that Got, damn there's a lot of
mud right. THERE i was, like, okay. Whatever apparently that
mud that he hit was all dog. Shit so then
he went picked up his club to use it. Again oh,
no and his club was covered, mud and he took
his hand and just went with to like push all

(20:14):
the mud, off but it was all dog. Shit so
he just smeared all over his hands and all over his. Club,
no he's, like it was just fucking discuss and taking his. Gagging.
Dude he's just, like, well that stuff doesn't bother me too. Much,
Yeah and he's just, like you, know there's no sinks
down the golf course at. All SO i was, like
are you sure it's dog? Shit he's liked smell my

(20:35):
hand AND i don't know this guy that well, yet
so NATURALLY i leaned in and smelled his. Hand it
was a dog. Shit OH i dog. Shit that, sucks,
dude smells clubs, Too. Dude like six holes, later he
just sitting there kind of like with his arms fold

(20:55):
all ba. HOMBUG i looked at. HIM i was, like,
you good, man you need some. Water he's still smell dog.
Shit so poor. Guy AND i text him at like
twelve thirty that, night so we gotta find that. Dog
it's like a club to that. Dog fucking lit up
that their dog shit on a golf. COURSE i, know,

(21:16):
dick it's such a dick. MOVE i. Know oh, fuck all,
Right i'll let you do this next. One WHEN i was,
THIRTEEN i had to piss at. Night i've been, there,
brother is that getting up and using the? RESTROOM i
would piss on my pile of dirty. Laundry i'd squat,
down squat my ass, down and piss full bladder. Unleashed

(21:38):
this went on for. Months the stench was. HORRIBLE i didn't.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Care my laziness was stronger than men might need to
get up and go five feet to the. Bathroom my
parents ended up getting rid of my sister's cat because
they thought the smell came from.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Her, oops fuck that. CAT i can't imagine fucking family
thinks the cat. Sick that's fucking. Sad oh they buy
that special letter that tells you their fucking pussy's infected and.
Stuff oh, dude it's just your little fucking sister or

(22:17):
brother under laundry in the middle of the. Night oh.
DUDE i like in the in the, confession they don't
define whether they're a man or a. WOMAN i squatted and.
PISSED i want to imagine being a. Woman that's so much,
Funnier my, God AND i feel like this is a.
DUDE i feel like it is a, dude But i'd
squat my ass down and. Pissed that has to be a, female,

(22:40):
right it has to be a. Female that's, amazing so fucking.
Primal if it is a, man just squat down like
a frog and just. Hide it sounds like SOMETHING i would.
Do this goddamn, cat it really. Does this cat's out of. Here,
Sure oh, SHIT i gotta take these off for a.

(23:02):
Minute all, right we're making my. Ears. Itch, NO i
gotta get you some new little because all the little
flares on. It that's way, better, man that's a, great good.
Story it's, yucky that's. Good can you imagine walking to
your kids room and it's just dude pile laundry of
just dripping with. Piss human piss and cat. Piss doesn't

(23:24):
even smell the, same it. DOESN'T i still don't want
to smell either one of them on a pile of,
clothes especially for months worth of. PISS i would hold
your face in. IT i pissed a lot during the night,
too SO i give you some. DAMAGE i got my
water in take. Up i'll go three or four times
in a, night that's, Yeah i'm usually at least. Twice and,
uh you, KNOW i had this idea for a mattress

(23:46):
AND i call it the bladder. Mattress and there'd be
like a, hole like a flesh light in the middle
of the mattress about waist, high and inside the flesh
light there'd be a bladder in the mattress and you
just roll, over face. Down you just put your penis
in that flesh, light and then you piss into the
bladder and, then, uh you, know every night or two,

(24:08):
night if you're really, gross four or five, nights you
empty the bladder out and you put a new one
in they're not reusable because it's. Disgusting but we called
the bladder. Mattress it's almost like a water bed that
you piss. IN i was gonna say it's like a.
Waterbed it's got A chinese finger. Trap i'm, sorry it's
just like a one way. VALVE i may have pissed

(24:31):
in my waterbed at one, time like in the in the. Hole,
sure WHEN i was a little. Thing we all. Have,
yeah my parents had a waterbed and they also mind
like piss anyways they. Did they all stunk so fucking,
Uncomfortable isn't it such a weird? Concept like that was
like the, eighties that was like everybody had a. Waterbed
our parents pro created on a, waterbed AND i think

(24:51):
they really need to be high five for, that, Right and,
yeah that's that's. Something you have to have some, agility some,
core you, know real coordination the fucking co ain't it
takes the hot dog an old lady from behind on a. Waterbed,
dude that's, rough choppy waves bro there on my, dad
corn dog in my mom from the backside on a,
waterbed just no no, traction no, stability just up there

(25:16):
like oh, oh BECAUSE i remember those are the noises
my dad used to make when he was fucking my.
Mom that makes. Sense god damn, boy kiv it. Her,
HELL i know EARLIER i mentioned that we weren't cussed.
Anymore we're gonna start that the next. Episode, okay altar,

(25:40):
MAN i was molested shit as an altar, boy and
my cousin was. There, OKAY i blocked it all out
and it came out last year on an EXTENSIVE lsd,
trip the girl was playing with my balloon knot AND
i started to. CRY i didn't even know until she
popped a finger in. There but, yeah fuck that. Guy so,

(26:01):
dude that. Sucks that's. SAD i can't even get your
FUCKING i can't get your little stinker played. With it's
all the repressed fucking. Memories, oh the fucking floodgates opened
up in this girly's tripping ass with started playing with his.
Asshole if someone started playing my, battle first, off he's,

(26:24):
like that's an. Fuck this has happened. Before, father please,
stop father stop, father fucking crazy. Man YEAH i think. That,
Yeah i've never been. Molested, well that girl humped my.
Leg we talked About, yeah that's. True, yeah that was

(26:46):
kind OF i wasn't a big. Deal i'm Thankful i've
never been. Molested there's still. Time that's. True that's. True
i'm still fairly. YOUNG i, thought, HONESTLY i thought that
a lot of these submissions would be people that were. Molests,
Yeah i'm thankful that it's not just all. All it's
not ALL i was, molested because that's kind of like ghost.

(27:06):
Stories it's a little. Redundant, okay out of all respect
to the victims of fuck your, TRAUMA i mean you
and everybody. Else there's only so many different ways you
can tell the story of your uncle fucking. You, yeah
and we're not supposed to laugh about, it which it's not,

(27:28):
funny so we're not laughing about it. Anyways it's okay
IF i tell this one is one of my. Favorite
we'll go for how about. It this is greeting From
Salt Lake. City WHEN i was a young teenager camping
with my. Family the campsite we were staying at had
an individual private. Showers i've always enjoyed sitting down WHILE i.

(27:48):
Shower me, Too me. TOO i don't know What i've
done it a, lot AND i like. It If i'm
not feeling, Good i've REALLY i enjoy sitting there and
just letting the fucking let the water hit my head
while sitting, there you, KNOW I i'll lay down flat
on my back And i'll just let my knees fall
aside and just let my fucking dick and balls just

(28:11):
like it's. Sucking it is like whatever the reverse, whatever
the opposite of criss Cross Apple sauce, Says that's What
i'm doing in the in the, shower lying on my.
BACK i would call it ball to eagle, baby BECAUSE
i just lay down there and get a good stretching
my hips and just let the water run down the
crevices of my thigh and my. Pelvis this is, erotic

(28:31):
isn't it kind of is steel the water pulling around my,
asshole the one that wasn't, molested, right that fucking That
that warm water feels good on the old corn. Hole
So I'm i'm much like this. PERSON i enjoy sitting
down the. Shower uh not sure, why but, ANYWAYS i
was sitting on the concrete floor of this campsite shower

(28:52):
playing with the. Drain it did not have a grade over,
it so it was just a. Hole AS i started
fiing fingering around this, HOLE i noticed the hair and
old shampoo and who knows what, else had a very smooth,
texture and with the hot water, flowing it felt, warm
and as a young virgin curious about, THINGS i started
getting that all too familiar tingly feeling like. This my

(29:16):
little pecker got bricked up AND i knew it was go.
TIME i laid flat on the floor and fucked this.
Drain so fucking, Gross i'm, embarrassed but not ashamed of.
Saying and it felt. Incredible so first, off they. Can't

(29:37):
they campground we used to go to had like showers
just like, this AND i know what those fucking floors
look like in those THAT i can only. Imagine, yeah, dude, dude, no,
uh this guy is sitting on the ground from the very,
beginning so. GREAT i love. THIS i love this. CONFESSION
i laid flat on the floor AND i fucked this.

(29:58):
Drain i'm, embarrassed b he's not a shame to. Say
it felt. INCREDIBLE i pumped inside this, hole deep and.
True within ninety, SECONDS i was blowing my cocksnot right
down that fucking. Drain it was. Wonderful i've never told,
anyone but that's my. Story. PS i still think about
that camp. Site not sure where it, is BUT i

(30:19):
think somewhere in the redwoods Of. California Thanks. BROS i
hope my story makes the. Cut oh that's. Great oh
did your story make a? Cut it's like you like
think back on your like past and you're, like, MAN
i really wish THAT i really wonder what that girl
from that one night stand is doing. Now and he's,
LIKE i wonder what that drain and that drain still remembers. Me,
well he's just, like, well he quit his job and

(30:41):
just gave up on family and friends to just try
and figure out where this campground. Was and he does
all the, research all the, ghosts through all the pictures
Like Joe, dirt there's none a. Maker he does all
the reverse engineering of this and then he finally finds
and he goes. In they've like added grades or they've
cleaned the. Drains uncreated it all. Right we had to

(31:02):
stop and we had a time travel turn everything back
on back off because we went to robot. Mode it
started in the middle of my story with a shower.
Drain so what you're being? Anonymous, yeah oh, Shit Lacy
hathaway SAIDs still messed up for. Her, well we were just,

(31:25):
playing trying to figure out where we left. Offs maybe
you're hearing, that BUT i, think uh, YEAH i don't.
Know lacey, says it's the only one messed. Up lacey
will just have to do a private performance for you
someplace other than. Here everybody else says it's good. Though,
YEAH i don't. KNOW i don't think it in included

(31:46):
the part about the. Crocs oh, yeah. Yeah MAYBE i don't,
know BUT i THINK i. COULD i THINK i could
fucking drain IF i had crocks, on even if you
were laying naked on the. Floor, yeah it's just a sensory.
Thing if my feet, TOUCHED i get. That, yeah, wet slimy,
concrete very wet and slimy. Covered, Come i'm gonna come,

(32:09):
right she's she's. Good NOW i gotta read the story,
again DON'T? I uh, yeah you got. To, okay forget, me,
bros FOR i have. Sinned about two years, ago we
were celebrating my girlfriend's my gf sister's. Birthday we went
bar hopping and this man bought my girlfriend and her
sister a. Drink my, girlfriend for some, reason didn't want
to take this Sketchy man's drink to, me being the,

(32:31):
DRUNK i took, it which that's something THAT i definitely would.
Do i've been getting a date raped, Also, YEAH i
would do it. TOO i do remember it tasting. Odd
and the last THING i remember is me on the
floor of AN I hop. BATHROOM i trashed that restroom.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
UP i tried to clean up WHAT i, could but
me being so out of, IT i just wanted to
go home and, sleep AND i tried to avoid.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
THAT i hop AND i hops altogether out of. SHAME
i Make my favorite part is the person passed out
from a date rape. Drug but they also destroyed the.
Bathroom oh no. Way they obviously ship all over the
place pass out. Midship he gave you a like a
melted down roofie with AN x. Slax, yeah that's wild

(33:16):
activity right. There that is crazy somebody who's really looking
for a fun. Night. Yeah, YEAH i think THAT i
was getting ready to say before we realized that we turned into.
ROBOTS i may have talked about this, before BUT i
do think there is one time in my life THAT
i can remember THAT i do THINK i got. Drugged
was it by? Me and, no it was it was
during my bachelor. Party we went to a strip club

(33:38):
and we'd went to David busters. Before i'd had a
couple of Beers David busters at a strip, club and
then we went To. Diamonds we went to the. Date
we went to the strip club at David. Busters we
went To diamonds, afterwards which is that's a classy establishment
by far and, away it's by far the best one around.
Here AND i remember we sat and they had a

(33:58):
table back in a corner of of the room and
we sat back. There we had, UH i think there
was six of, us a couple of GUYS i work.
With the one guy who's a, taller athletic black.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Dude he had this black stripper on his lap all. Night,
yeah and she sat her drink at our table and
she left. It And i'd had a lot to, drink
So i'm, like you, know that's a free. DRINK i drank,
it and then within thirty MINUTES i was in the
corner fucking throwing.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Up did you pass? Out just just? About? Yeah it.
Was and it wasn't like it wasn't like a drunk throw,
up BECAUSE i know what those are. Like it was
LIKE i WAS i started feeling LIKE i was fucking.
Tripping some ae was trying to get her back for.
SOMETHING i THINK i think she had fucking ecstasy and
that somebody owed her. Money it Was it was Pretty
it was pretty. NEAT i, remember LIKE i remember going

(34:58):
to the restroom before, that and that's when it like
hit AND i was, like oh, Shit, YEAH i wouldn't
be opposed, to like you AND i giving each other
rufies in a controlled, ENVIRONMENT i think that'd be. Okay,
yeah just like you, KNOW i would let you draw
stuff in my face or, whatever but just to see
how i'd let you slap me and. Ship, yeah that's

(35:19):
WHAT i was gonna. SAY i would like to know
without getting my asshole hollowed out to how MUCH i
could take IF i passed. Out you know WHAT i,
Mean you're not gonna know me took a finger in
his nose and see what we could live stream? This
we Could, Yeah i'd be, like all, right, tonight we're
gonna Give rob a. Rufie we're doing rufies. Tonight welcome To.

(35:41):
Jackass it's meant to. Do. Uh we intended to do
it one at a, time but we just accidentally went
at the same time just passed, out.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Someone, Comes oh he's idiots did it at the same,
time like a fucking suicide.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Packed oh, MAN i think there's there's some possibilities. There oh,
Absolutely let's Take rufi's In. Dallas, okay that's what We
you know what we can, do have somebody surprise us with.
One we could sit. There we could run on a

(36:17):
treadmill after we've taken All see who gets the. Forest
see who gets the most miles in before they pass?
Out turns the most. Cows either, way it's a win,
win Right. Yeah. Uh this next one is anonymous no
name says my father in law is a real piece of,
work cheating on his, wife extremely, sexist thinks he's the

(36:39):
hottest thing since sliced. Bread tells me this is about
a fifty eight year old woman that sent this. In
if she's talking about somebody being hotter and sliced. Bread, Yeah,
well he came to live with us WHEN i was
like five or so months postpartum while he was quote
unquote looking for a job never fucking got. One he
had an interview and he told me he he was

(37:00):
the electric shaver that was in the bathroom because he
forgot HIS i think he assumed it was my. Husband's
little did he know it was my razor for My
Cuccie CUCCIE i, Know, yeah Dedicated Cuchie. Raisor to this,
DAY i laugh about it because that's what you. GET
i swore i'd take it to the, grave BUT i guess. Not, hell,

(37:22):
YEAH i want to use Your Cuchie. Raisor maybe he
knew and that's what he wanted to. DO i have to. Imagine,
yeah joke's on. YOU i don't know how many TIMES
i shave my nuts with my mom's leg. Razor walk
in the. Bathroom he's just looking the, razor Fucking My mom's,
Like i'm going through a lot more razors THAN i used.

(37:42):
To And i'm, like, Yeah i'm getting laid all the.
Time you, know WHEN i played golf On, SATURDAY i
got really, drunk AND i don't you, KNOW i have you, Man,
YEAH i haven't goet been drunk in a long. Time
you deserve. It BUT i got home AND i was
drunk and there's nobody, here AND i was just, bored
AND i called my mom AND i asked, her, uh she,
Answered she's like, HELLO i was like, mo, man drinking she's,

(38:04):
like oh have you, huh how are you been? DRINKING
i was, LIKE i was drinking whiskey and my, friend
she's like the same thing you. Said i'm glad you
got to do something for. Yourself you never get to get. Out.
Yeah AND i, said Does ryan have a bigger dick than?
Me because he's? Taller and she's like what she started.
LAUGHING i was, like me And, ryan who's got the bigger?

(38:28):
Sausage AND i didn't know. It but WHEN i asked
it the second, time she put me on speaker And
ryan was sitting there with, her and he laughs like
a fucking. End but he's like he, goes he's thirty
five years. Old he still laughs like he did with the.
Kids AND i can hear him. Laughing, yeah and, uh
she wouldn't answer the. Question, yeah but she was, like, yes,

(38:52):
yes she's got a bigger dick because he's. Taller he
Wouldn't she thought it was, funny but she wouldn't tell
me thought it was. Funny let's see, Here coucie Raisor
Mike hunt From. Nevada all, Right, uh first time call
her a longtime, Listener thanks for taking my, call our

(39:13):
bell and away we. Go SO i was going back
and forth the hospital to be with my mother that
was in critical condition for like a. Month my wife
the time wouldn't ever go with, me but at the
TIME i didn't think about it BECAUSE i was so
consumed with my dying mother AND i was the only
child and my parents were. DIVORCED i was all she.
Had my mother passed, away so sorry to hear, that

(39:36):
rest in. Peace i'm. Sorry she passed away one afternoon
WHILE i was. There after taking care of all the
things that needed to be done at the, hospital and
after an hour of driving back home, crying, DEPRESSED i
finally made it. HOME i walk in and my wife's
doing laundry in a different part of the. HOUSE i
walked through and see her phone light up AS i

(39:56):
walked by on the kitchen. Table NORMALLY i just grab
it AND i it would be her mother calling or
a friend of the, family AND i would answer her
or take her take her the. Phone but WHEN i
glanced at, it it said some random name Like superman
or some dumb shit like that is a fake. Name i'm, like, hmm.
OKAY i open, it and the messages were, like, oh

(40:16):
can't wait to see those sexy thighs spread open. Again
can't wait to get inside that pussy. Again she was
cheating on me WHILE i was visiting my dying mother
in a. HOSPITAL i switch flipped. HIM i flipped a
switch in my. Head the following, weeks AS i was
looking for a place to go and leave, HER i
BEG i began to do really devious, shit putting a

(40:37):
tiny bit of an air in her shampoo, bottles, uh
scratching my sweaty balls and, ass and cleaning the toilet
with her. TOOTHBRUSH i jerked off into her twenty dollars body,
wash spitting in her, food fighting on her pillows for
a nice pink eye, infection just EVERYTHING i could think
of to make her life hell and Cause i'm petty
as fuck and it was a fun payback for her

(40:59):
being a piece of shit human because, uh shit deserves.
Shit finally got divorce divorced from her almost three years
of waiting because she kept having babies with different men
and it would postpone the divorce process because they have
to do paternity test after it's born to make sure
it's not. Mine she got her karma back in the,
end though she got with some ex military guy that

(41:20):
had SEVERE ptsd and he beat the shit out of
her for running her smart ass. Mouth here's a fucking
silver LINING dv running her smart ass. Mouth Jesus. Christ
now EVERYONE i see every TIME i see, HER i laugh,
internally knowing she brushed her teeth with my ass and ball.

(41:41):
SWEAT i was gonna take that to the, grave but fuck.
It she deserves the worst in. Life, remember, kids broccoli,
carrots listen to your. Parents oh, shit that's fucking. Great
that's that's. Wild oh, Shit, uh that's a lot of.
Fun Hell, yah that's. Good that's.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Good that's gotta. Good this next one, here, wait, wait
you got? Something you got something? Loaded here.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Jerked off of her. Body watch, like what the fuck
is that gonna do to? Her just give her? Great
skin just comes out all. STRINGY i went to use
my cowgun and it smells like you're come cow. Gon
it smells like you're comb cow gone cow, Gon take me.
Away come has that distinct, smell come caw. Con oh, shit,

(42:36):
man here we. Go all, RIGHT i HAVE i Have
oh this is you gotta say your name because it
sounds like a porn. Story.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Right Ley Reese's, Okay hell, YEAH i have a great
sex life with my, boyfriend but When i'm, ALONE i
can only get off to pictures or videos of women gaining.
Weight me, TOO i like to be able to see
it in the. Video just get fatter as the that's

(43:03):
the minutes stick. ON i mean there's, feeders BUT i
mean you can't actively see it.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
HAPPENING i want you. Fatter it's like you just have
like the whole fucking discography of videos and they just
go like go through them as the person just getting
fatter in each. One that's kind of. COOL i think
this is a Female yeah, RIGHT i have a great
sex life with my, boyfriend but When i'm, ALONE i
can only get off to pictures and videos of women gaining. Weight,

(43:29):
YEAH i didn't know there's people that document this. Process,
yeah and that look for that. SPECIFICALLY i get like
being into like fat, people you, know that's that's a.
Thing sure is it's actively them gaining. Weight that's kind of. Cool.
COOL i like this. Confession this makes me feel really

(43:51):
good about. Myself that's. Good if people get off to
me getting, FATTER i would. Start i'd go back to
My facebook pictures and start around two thousand and, six
two thousand and. Seven, yeah and just flip through them and,
godnna you're just gonna come for fucking four. Hours dress
a great slideshow of. Depression and this is From. Creeper hell,

(44:16):
YEAH i was sadly part of a murder and didn't
even know. IT i was. Sixteen this is a good.
STORY i was sixteen at the time and was living
a wild life of drugs and gangs in a CITY
i won't, mention but it gets really hot. Here and
you've spoken about it plenty of, Times. Phoenix, here you
never exactly WHAT i. Thought i've since changed my life
completely around since those younger, days not from this specific,

(44:38):
event but years after. That here's my. STORY i was
always looking for ways to make money back, then even
if it was from stealing, cars robbing, homes or even
just straight up stealing from old. FOLKS i was already
a piece of shit back, then and that's what led
to this. EVENT i had a close friend who we
all knew was connected to some serious people in the,
cartel but we never asked any questions because that's just

(44:59):
how it. Was the less we, knew the. Better, anyways one,
morning around three, am we were all still up from
doing cocaine all night when our, friend we'll call him D,
lo asked if we wanted to make some, money and
of course we said. Yes there was four of us
including D lo that early morning when we all got
in an suv that picked us up and went for a.

(45:19):
Ride we stopped and picked up a young guy along the,
way and he seemed like a pretty cool, guy very, talkative,
laughing joking the whole. Time no red flags in my.
Book we drove miles out in the middle of, nowhere
AND i started to get worried a little. Bit when
you live that lifestyle and agree to, something you stick
to the. Plan you don't ask any. Questions very. True

(45:40):
we arrived to what looked like an empty acre lot
with no pavement roads for. Miles we were told to start,
digging and we immediately realized we were digging a grave
for someone that, morning and we're told he was being
brought here, soon so hurry. Up we all took turns
digging until we got to, say, say around four feet.
Deep the guy we picked up had the last turn to,

(46:03):
dig and before he got out the, HOLE i heard
multiple gun. Shots that hole was for him and he
did not even, know, dude none of us did not even,
know not even D. Lo we were told to jump
down there and get whatever he had in his. POCKETS
i REMEMBER i got AN mp three player from him
that we that was called A ZOOM mp three back

(46:24):
then after that, morning we never really spoke about, it
AND i sold THE mp three player weeks after BECAUSE
i was TOLD i had horrible nightmares each, night AND
i feel like having that around couldn't be. Good sometime
had passed and our Friend dilo brought to our attention
that someone was keeping tabs on us and our whereabouts
to make sure nothing was. Said he showed us pictures

(46:47):
that was taken of us while hanging out at different
locations and told us not to be. Alarmed it's. Normal
one TIME i was with D lo in the middle
of nowhere shooting guns when a single engine plane landed
one hundred yards from, us and it was one of
the head bosses That dlo knew from the whole. Situation Jesus.
Christ he came out laughing and was talking about how
he had a parabolic laser microphone device and could hear

(47:10):
us clear up clear's day up from the plane up.
Top fast forward years, later still in contact with D,
lo he comes to my house and tells me the,
guys the guys were offering fifty thousand dollars to dig
up the body and relocate anywhere else elsewhere since some
housing development was being built. THERE i kindly. DECLINED i

(47:30):
have moved on with my life since, then AND dlo
is now serving a life sentence on gun trafficking and kidnapping.
Charges and as for that specific, EVENT i never heard
anything about it and it was never brought up again until.
Now so thanks. Bros i'm a different man now AND
i have a, family SO i stay away from that
life now and listen to you got you guy. DUDES

(47:51):
i think he meant gay. Dudes that's, okay but this
story is one thousand. True, wow that's fucking. Crazy that's, heavy.
Dude that's the type of SHIT i want to. Hear
that's fucking that's. WILD i WISH i would have been
that dude in the, hole the last. Digger, yeah just
getting plunked in the head and turting me, up fucking
digging your own grave and not even knowing. It i'm

(48:13):
just getting that's. Crazy then your fucking zoom gets. Stolen
how he pissed.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
All My matchbox twenty soundtracks are Hardly.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Yeah and the fact that you go follow around by
the fucking cartel for months. Afterwards, wow that's like out
of a. Movie it is out of a. Movie that
sounds like breaking. Bad that's how baking really. Does that's
that's freaking. Wild, yeah that's. CRAZY i hope, that Mister.
Creeper i'm glad you've changed your lifestyle with. It what
a what a tale to, tell And i'm glad that

(48:52):
you trusted us to tell it to uh tens of,
thousands one hundred thousand. People, yeah that's pretty. Crazy that's
a fun. Story this is completely. Anonymous LIKE i, SAID
i don't know your name other Than. Creeper so and
even IF i do get called in for, QUESTIONING i
don't know shit dog about fuck it's made. Up, yep
don't know. Shit. Yeah a story From Lego Dick Timothy

(49:14):
jones Aka Triceratops Lego. Dick that's a fucking good moniker,
there good. NAME i was a young lad around the
age of ten or, eleven and my father had a starter,
pistol a bull whip and knives in the wrack of his.
Closet that's what a Fucking american, man. RIGHT i also
knew he had a sports Illustrated swimsuit edition in one
of his wardrobe, drawers And mo and the Movies Huss American,

(49:37):
Hustle The girl Next, door and some other rated. FILMS
i beat us my meet us THAT i Named cletus
until it looked like a. Fetus hell, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
DUDE i was Raised, mormon so my shame and guilt
of these actions were detrimental to my young. Mind my
father was a convert to the church and was an
alcoholic drug, user sex, fiend and smoker until My grandpa
told him that he wasn't doing anything with his. Life
my mom was born and Raised, mormon and my father

(50:09):
was only was the only man that she had ever.
Dated she is shy and quiet until you make her,
mad and she gets disappointed at. Anytime my brothers AND
i make, appropriate inappropriate. Jokes one, DAY i DECIDED i
wanted to look upon my father's starter pistols and, knives
SO i grabbed The Mickey mouse stool and felt the
tippy top of the closet. SHELF i did not feel the,

(50:30):
gun nor the bull whip or the, knives but INSTEAD
i felt. Something it felt like Shiny pokemon, cards SO
i was excited THAT i had something to trade at.
SCHOOL i was so so wrong and behest to my
better judgment of going through my father's drawers and, CLOSET
i grabbed the cards only to find that they were.

(50:51):
POLAROIDS i wish my father was a serial killer that
took pictures as trophies for his.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Collection ALAS i was. Deceived then they were naked photos
of my mom and her hairy hairy.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
MUFF i was. SCARVE i will never see my mother
and father the same ever.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Again.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Anyway my grandaunt died in The Jim Jones masacre in
nineteen seventy, eight SO i can.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Tell you all about that if you'd, Like, oh, fuck,
dude ain't nothing worse to seeing your Mom's, harry Not Harry,
muff But Harry Harry. Muff it's a Fucking mormon muff.
Dog i'll imagine the wool on that fucking. Sheet those

(51:43):
women born in the fifties and sixties. THERE i fucking
knew where that was, going and it didn't disappoint. DUDE
i remember one time my mom was, LIKE i got
a really important phone call, coming so if it, rings
you gotta get. Me and she's in the shower and
the phone rang and they're, like, oh you speak with Missus.
Alexaxana so this is the one mom the. Phone this
is cordless. Phone So i'm thinking she's gonna like lean

(52:07):
out of the shower with one arm. Out she grabbed
that fucking. Curtain she pulled that motherfucker all the way,
open just Like and at that, MOMENT i, said my
dad is a, brave brave man goes splunking in those
and what does guy call? It Harry, Harry harry. Muff

(52:29):
that was a Hairy harry muff THAT i. Encountered but
god damn, it she took that phone call her man
there and it wasn't even like you, know you walk
in your mom and, dad you're, startled you're kind of
like scared or maybe you're. Embarrassed well that shit. HAPPENED
i was fucking mad because she had no, reason no earthly.

(52:52):
REASON i, mean you, know you rip the. Curtain? What,
yeah she's just looking at. Me AND i, said on
the hand her the, phone just the aggressive fucking motion of,
It AND i was, like why would she do? That to.
ME i think she thought THAT i was just probably
sticking my arm, in, right, Right i'm sure there was

(53:15):
a logic behind, that you know WHAT i, mean not
to fucking mess you. Up maybe that's the way you,
are the way you are really. Fast so ALL i
could see where was. Darkness YEAH i didn't actually see,
it BUT i can. Feel you could feel you could
fill in the the. DARKNESS i. Couldn't it's not THAT
i could fill it, in but it's just like if

(53:37):
you see a shadow floating out of the corner of your.
EYE i saw the shadow hovering around her. Waistband, okay that's, Okay,
okay that's what. Happened, Okay i'm sorry for. That, yeah that's.
Right the next one is From ginger Freak. Zilla, okay baby.

(53:57):
BOY i went to visit my buddies at their college last,
year got really drunk off Of hennessy white boy, speaking
did some, cocaine and THEN i fucked a Transgender oh.
SHIT i try not to think about, it but, overall
six out of ten might do it. Again hell, yeah,
man that's pretty fucking, cool, Dude fuck six out of,

(54:19):
Ten i'll try that. Ship, yeah it's not that. Bad,
yeah six out of a. Ten that's not bad at.
All and, uh you, know there were there were a
lot of there were a lot of confessions omitted from
this episode just because there's too. Many, yeah and a
lot of these confessions were people that were hornswoggling into
having sex with a transgender really. YEP i think it's

(54:39):
happened more times than people care to, admit which is,
okay you may like that. Thang they got that fucking
magic in them. Some you, know Sometimes i've Got i've
told you, Before i've got big thick ass and thighs and,
Dude i've got some thrust. Power. Yeah and sometimes When

(55:00):
i'm getting it all to my old, lady Sometimes i'm, like,
MAN i WISH i had a wiener to hold on
to so SHE i just she couldn't just buck her
across the. Room and thank god That i'm not the
only one that thinks like, this because six out of, Ten,
yeah that's that's good. Numbers look at my, wife, LIKE

(55:20):
i wish you had a. WIENER i WISH i was
putting up that kind of. Numbers not at, all, though
if someone made love to me and said it was
six out of, TEN i look It i'd be totally
okay with. That i'm a six out of. Ten, YEAH
i don't try, to you, know catch me on a
seven night overseller over a chieves just trying to like.
IT i just WANT i just don't want anybody to feel. Uncomfortable,

(55:41):
yeah my, THING i just don't want. To as long
as nobody, CRIES i want to see you smile a little.
BIT i don't want anybody to. Cry just please don't.
Cry it's. It that's ALL i. Ask please don't. Cry
like it's not asking a. Lot that's WHY i say to,
myself And i'm going at. It don't, Cry please don't,
cry please, Cry and let's go to Fucking Gravy Boat
jackson online one. Here hell, Yeah Gravy Boat. JACKSON i

(56:06):
voted for myself in a high school men's beauty pageant
For Mister geniality BECAUSE i was BECAUSE i was the ugliest,
one BUT i wanted to win some. Shit voting for
yourself in a category was not. PERMITTED i ended up
tying with someone else who truly deserved the award because
he was a solid dude with a blue Collar american.
Cock i'm an, ugly non congenial fraud with a very

(56:31):
small penis that looks like that. Leaks i'm, sorry that
leaks like a gravy boat with only a few drops
of gravy left in. IT i was just. Repentance we'll
save my fate for all. Eternity thank, you Bb cream.
Boys that's, depressing a gravy boat with just a small

(56:53):
amount of gravy left in. It if you have a
dick that looks like a gravy, boat send us an
email podcast at gmail dot. Com oh that's some thick com, dog.
DUDE i couldn't imagine having a dick that just. Leaks oh,
man how do you plan for? That you really. Can't
like the boys are, like, hey you want to go
to lake and drink some. Beers you're, LIKE i want,

(57:14):
to but my dick's. Leaking it feels awful leaky. Today
wife's like you wanna go target.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Ah like when people say they have like a fucking
bad knee and they can feel that it's about to, Rain,
like what do you doing On?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
THURSDAY i think my dick's gonna. Leak there's rain. Coming
my dick's, leaking myr lef knees, aching my dick's. Leaking

(57:51):
the cows are laying. Down that means it's gonna. Rain
one of those, things, Right.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Hey like WHEN i hear a one of my favorite,
things like a like a hillbilly, says is it's raining
like a cow pissing on a flat. Rock you heard
somebody say. That that's, awesome though it's. Right it's From

(58:18):
warren Thielbar he, SAYS i smell COINS i find on the,
street AND i proceed to suck on them like a mother's.
Tit oh that's fucking. GROSS i just hit this, one,
cuz go. Ahead it's From. Alabama alabama Said i've jerked
off the pictures of my. Cousins this is the place
of the place for.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
That let's talk about this for a. Second you jerked.
Off that's that's that's. OKAY i mean it's not.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Okay we could have just you could have just SAID
i jerked off and that. Okay we did not have
to put the part in there about to. Cut BUT i,
mean at least it was NOT i had sex with my. Cousins,
absolutely not that your cousins would go for, That, yeah
but that's a wind they. Did if they, would you
guys could stand and make some serious money on. Uh

(59:07):
and that's the thing, is if you can find somebody
that looks a lot like you and get them to
have sex with, you you can make a lot of
money on the internets either. WAY i, mean if You're
I'm I'm i'm assuming if you've jerked off to, them
you'd probably fuck. Them you have, any but you, didn't it's,
good it's good for. You do you know Any, yeah you,
know you know any of your? Cousins not, really you,

(59:29):
know if you have any really attractive. ONES i have no, idea, really,
YEAH i. Don't. So my my immediate, family my my
grandparents had three. Girls my mom was the only one
of those three that could have. Kids so as far
as my stepdad's family, GOES i don't know anything about

(59:50):
my real my real dad's.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Family as far as my stepdads, go they had only
one of their daughters had, kids kids THAT i, remember
and they were all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Adopted, okay so that's, okay you can jerk. Off, yeah
that's not a big one, there adopted. COUSINS i had
one moderately attractive relative AND i went to her bedroom
for something AND i looked on the ground and all
of her panties had ship stains in. Them oh, Dude
AND i, said this is a nasty. BITCH i rolled
up out of there AND i, said ay this saying,
never this is never gonna work. Out it's fucking poop

(01:00:23):
stained patty over. Here this is never gonna. Work it's
never gonna. Work i'm never jerking off of these. Pictures
just grab fucking put in your pocket and walk out
like this is. Disgusting you're not gonna be need knees.
Anymore there's pooping. Them i'm going to show your. FATHER

(01:00:48):
i want to show my. Uncle guess you won't be
need will? You? You nasty? Whrror what if that's? What?
Like you, know we call women whoes when they you,
know or we call men or women whes when they're

(01:01:10):
kind of. Overlease it's aextually active what would just call
people horres because they ship their? Side that was like
that was the name for people to just, Constantly oh,
man had fucking shit stands in their.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
UNDERWEAR i feel like that's that's something that you wouldn't
be able to fling around that word as much because
you don't really know unless you're looking at their.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Underwear, Right, no you don't know. That rob dogs a fucking.
War nick And, rob they're horror in my underwear right,
Now i'll prove. It oh, man that'd be. Cool, man
that'd be really. Cool we should change the, world start
start a revolution of. Horror this next one's pretty. Heavy

(01:01:56):
i'm glad you have. This, yeah, GREAT a bad. Friend
i've been sleeping with my best friend's wife for the
past fifteen. Years holy, Fuck he's been my best friend
for as long AS i can. REMEMBER i truly love
him like a. BROTHER i knew his now wife before he,
did and we instantly. Connected i'm married as, well but

(01:02:16):
for some, reason have no. REMORSE i love my wife
and we have been happily married for almost twenty. YEARS
i don't know if it's because we are psycho or
just good at disassociating with the things we. Do but
we barely talk when we all hang out as a,
group which is almost every. Weekend, jeez our kids are.
Friends we don't hook up all the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Time sometimes we go a couple, months but we always
seem to find a way to meet up or get
away for a. Quickie we really don't speak and just
knock it out and move.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
On. GEEZ i keep telling myself getting, This i'm, SORRY
i keep telling myself this is a little strange on the.
SIDE i did say, that, right getting a little strange
telling myself getting this little getting this a little strange
on the. Side there we. Go keeps my sex life
with my wife less. Mundane my buddy's wife AND i
have never really discussed how this is all going to.

(01:03:06):
End part of me hopes it never, ends but another
part of me wants it to end before it comes
out that we totally devastate our whole fucking. CIRCLE i,
Know i'm a huge piece of shit for. This wo
that is a deep. One. Man, ah that's heavy stufff, Man,
damn fifteen years that's a long fucking. Time, literally that's

(01:03:27):
a long fucking. Time you're those Two like if you've
been having sex with the same person for fifteen, years
your your souls are intertwined at that. Point that's, yeah
that's a fucking, uh you're. Connected that's a legal domestic. Domestication,
yeah those, kids you're like their kids and your those
might all be your fucking. Kids that's why that's a

(01:03:49):
long fucking. Time another one to keep your trap, shut
might get some child support, yep but, uh this is
kind of, LIKE i don't condone. This, SURE i would
never do anything like. This it's just not my. Style,
Yeah i'm a one pussy kind of. Man but this
is kind of romantic to. ME i don't, KNOW i see.

(01:04:10):
IT i get what you're. SAYING i feel like maybe
they're with the wrong people and the world just works
in mysterious. Ways they're very. Promiscuous, Yeah i'm not gonna
call them horrors BECAUSE i don't know they've shipped themselves
during this entire.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Thing but you can't check their drawers to see there's
pooping them. CURRENTLY i would assume someone has pooping their.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Drawers there's a certain level of romanticism here for. ME
i SO i will say on that, that you, know
it seems as if fifteen years is a long fucking, time,
man and it's for this to keep. Continuing there is you,
know a sort of, like, oh it's if these fuckers
weren't in the, way you, KNOW i, mean it's it's.

(01:04:53):
Us there's an understanding because even though it is you,
know you're messing around on your, spouse it seems to
be a consistent on every. Level, YEAH i think it's
completely wrong and it's definitely. WRONG i genuinely feel bad
for the spouse is. Involved but there's a bit of
a love story packed up in this. One in, YEARS

(01:05:17):
i think you might marry the wrong, woman my. Friend that's, rough.
Man they sounds like. IT i, mean IF i guess
if it, works it's if it's, working it's working until it. Doesn't, Right, yeah,
dude that's that's deep it. IS i do want to
say thank you for sharing. That that is like that
truly is a, confession AND i appreciate you trusting us

(01:05:38):
to tell that. Story but, nonetheless, YEAH i it's not.
Right they know. That they know, That, yeah they know. It.
Yeah jesse, said you're gonna get a lot on gay.
Confessions we didn't get any of. Those mostly. Transgender, yeah
had sex with a. TRANSGENDER i don't see a transgender

(01:05:59):
rount people around here in Eight and, like When i'm
just out cruising, around you gotta go to the, Orgon i'm, like,
hey nice dick or, whatever you, know nice. Tits i'll
compliment a. TRANSGENDER i don't, LIKE i don't get a
fuck nice you got nice dick sucking. LIPS i don't
know where they like to hear you, whore you stinky.
Horror you want some toilet paper for that poopy butt
you know you got for that brown. Underwear this is

(01:06:24):
From fishpecker five. Hundred WHEN i was about ten years,
old there was this really Hot asian girl that lived
up the street who looked about twenty and at the
TIME i thought it would be a good idea to
declare my love for. Her being a ten year old,
KID i KNEW i didn't have a. CHANCE i grabbed
a piece of paper and in purple MARKER i WROTE
i want to sex, you BUT i didn't sign my. Name,

(01:06:47):
INSTEAD i Signed Justin timberlake's name on there in the.
HOOPS i want to sex, you Fucking Justin. Timberlake you
don't have to what you, DO i don't know that's

(01:07:07):
got out of a May, INSTEAD i Signed Justin turbalegg's
name on, there in the hopes that she would fall
ahead of her heels hendiver heels what, like what the?
Fuck why the fun would that make her fall in
love with? You fucking he fucking came to Fucking, Gary
indiana to leave him fucking letter in someone The asian woman's.
Mailbox asians are smarter THAN i are gonna fall for

(01:07:29):
those kind of. Traps they can do calculator math in their.
Heads that's. True that checks out like they're they GOT
T i eighty three inside of their fucking. Head they
are THE T I a. THREE i went to their
mailbox and placed it in, there feeling CONFIDENT i would
get my tiny pecker wet. Well not long after, that

(01:07:55):
her mom walks out and checks the, mailbox AND i
can only see so much since she lived at the
top of the street AND i lived at the. Bottom
i'm stretching my neck at weird angles to get a
peek at her, reaction and she seemed to be. Shocked
this was like eight years, ago SO i don't really
remember what her exact reaction. Was feeling, EMBARRASSED i decided

(01:08:16):
to ride my bike up there just to hang. Around my,
god big dick in, it. Dude her momd then comes
out and asks me in a Strong asian, accent what's
this you who put that on? MAILBOX i immediately said
no and asked to see the, note as IF i
were going to hunt down the person who did. This
she definitely knew it was me from the sloppy handwriting

(01:08:38):
and the purple, marker which was a dead. Giveaway she
told me not doing, this, aymall AND i looked at her,
confused knowing. Fool, well it was me who sent. IT
i took it and snuck into my neighbor's property to
throw it away in their trash. Can i'm now. EIGHTEEN
i think about that moment sometimes WHEN i lay in,

(01:08:58):
BED i wonder what was going through her. Mind needless to,
say it keeps me up at night BECAUSE i was
so sure this plan would work when it obviously. Didn't,
anyways thanks for the last. Laughs i've been listening since
the sixth grade and recently just graduated high. School that's
crazy much. Love, Yeah i've said it, Once i've said
it a million. Times you gotta jerk off before you

(01:09:20):
do things like, this and then write the letter and
see how you. Feel what Would Justin timberlake have? Done
what Would justin? Do WW.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Jd, well that's not, you but that's in our, mailbox
Justin Timberan. TIMBOREK i want to sex.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
YOU i want to. Sexy i'm dropping that bomb on
the old. Lady and that's a. Line get in, HERE
i want to sex. You what a good? Line just
straightened to the, point no romanticism and nothing. Straight let's
fucking bump. Buglies oh, shit ready for the next, one my?

(01:10:05):
Guy all, Right harry are? Zach Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Harry i'm not sure if this is an accomplishment or,
defeat BUT i lost my virginity at nineteen years old
to an older trans.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Woman as we passionately made. Love she he proceeded to
turn me onto my stomach, and with her deep, voice
said it's my, Turn. POPPY i quickly got up and
PRETENDED i received a phone call and had to. Leave
with my butt already prepped with. LUBE i left my
boxers on the floor and rushed to put my shorts

(01:10:39):
on and leave that walked my. CAR i contemplated my whole.
LIFE i never let my horny state of mind take
control of any decisions. Anymore needless to, SAY i walk
a straight line with. Women now see now this is
a man that, knows yeah what he's. Doing that's. AWESOME
i liked you fucking ran to his car with a,

(01:11:01):
loop BUTTE i wouldn't have even let it get that.
FAR i know that was. Uncomfortable oh, dude, yeah so wet,
butt not even a poop. Butt that's wet. Butt he
was almost made a whoror. Hest he almost had ship
in his. Underwear you, know he did how to. Vulnt
that's Vulner and what point do you not know or
do you? KNOW i, mean it seemed like it seemed

(01:11:25):
like they Didn't he didn't care that they were having
sex with a. Transgender he just didn't want to be a.
Bottom oh, yeah, RIGHT i can. Understand, sure a lot
of ripping and tearing going. On, yeah, yeah, right this
is gonna. Hurt it's shirt turned. Poppy you're gonna feel
some pressure BECAUSE i KNOW i look LIKE i have a,
vagina But i've got a. Cock you, know she probably

(01:11:47):
had a fucking hammer to do what they usually. Do,
yeah it's really, COOL a lot of. Fun this is
From Gotto. Juice this one TIME i was just chilling
but was suddenly, hungry SO i decided sneak the kitchen
and eat this cake that my sister only buys on rare.
Occasions but that, night that wasn't my sister's. Cake it
was my cake for the for the. Taking SO i

(01:12:09):
ate that whole. Motherfucker the next DAY i blamed on the,
Dog and now the dogs aren't allowing the. Kitchen it's
a wholesome. MEME i love that the dogs aren't allowed the.
Kitchen nobody was, hurt no, Dog no one was gonna

(01:12:30):
get fucked in the transgender just some dogs aren't allowed
in the room in the house. Anymore sick and tired
of the cats pissing on the dirty, laundry and the
dog's up for the refrigerator this. House oh, man it's.
Miserable this is. Crazy the dogs aren't. Allowed the dog's,

(01:12:51):
like what the fuck DID i? Do, like this is some.
Shit you gotta take your dog to the hospital for
if it eats the whole entire, cake, right gotta give
it a. Insulin, shit that's, awesome and that's good. Good
hell yeah, Right this the last ONE i think it,
Is but another one just came through that looked like
it might be kind of. Fun okay either. Way, um let's,

(01:13:15):
SEE i thought you read the last. One WHEN i was,
TWENTY i was set up by AN x and then
pressure by fear and now have to register as a sex.
Offender oh. Shit my ex and myself had split and
then she told me she had a, miscarriage and guilt
tripped me in coming over and drinking with. HER i
would find out at a later date that the miscarriage

(01:13:35):
was fake because she was never pregnant. Anyway WHILE i was,
drinking we BELIEVE i was drugged because after one, DRINK
i passed. OUT i woke up to her already pregnant
teenage niece on top of. ME i shoved her off
of me AND i left. IMMEDIATELY i would soon have
detectives knocking at my. DOOR i was fully compliant with

(01:13:56):
them and went to the station and gave them my
side of the. STORY i didn't know anything about the legal,
system and being someone who also hates the idea of
sex offenders and the, SUCH i just wanted everything to go.
AWAY i couldn't afford an, attorney so they gave me
a public. Defender they told me THAT i would have
better luck in court HAD i taken a gun into a,
school and then IF i fought, it they would never

(01:14:18):
hit me with a ten and IF i fought, it
they would hit me with a ten year to life.
Sentence that scared me shitless BECAUSE i had never been
in that situation. Before knowing how MUCH i already hate,
PEDOS i was not willing to risk the court of
public opinion working against. Me, thankfully the stories from the
other side didn't add, up and they told me they

(01:14:38):
were willing to drop the original, charge but still charged
me with an attempted gross sexual imposition. Charge that's a
fucking bad. One WHEN i asked what that, was they
said it's basically something they charge people with when they
don't have anything, else and that it carries a probation.
TERM i foolishly agreed and was duped in a. SPIN i,

(01:15:00):
mean fourteen months in prison and have to register as
a sex offender for twenty five. YEARS i don't talk
about it to people Because i'm not a. MONSTER i
don't deserve to be lumped into those pieces of. Shit
the police and registration office show me immense respect and
are trying to work with me to get me taken
off the registry. Early i'm hoping for good news sooner than,

(01:15:20):
later BUT i don't have to continue the pattern of
punishment THAT i took on as an ignorant. Kid i'm
sharing this not to ask for any kind of grace
for sex, offenders but to hopefully open some eyes to
society that not everyone on that list deserves to be
on that. List bonus, fact my ex and her niece
had done this up to eleven other. People the detective

(01:15:40):
later informia those women had put more men in jail
than he. Had fucking. Crazy that is the, case my.
Friend you need another attorney right. Now people fucking. Suckoo
that is so, crazy. Man that is SOMETHING i hope

(01:16:03):
tonight WHEN i wake, up my wife is on top of.
Me drug induced or, NONE i don't. Care either one doesn't.
Matter we had two newer. Ones this one's From Tea.
Bear it SAYS i Think nick as hot as hell
and would like to perform oral sex on. Him, well
thank you for. THAT i am tremendously. Appreciated of course
you want to read that. One, yeah that's you're the
one about. Me rob is a gay. RETARD i hate.

(01:16:26):
Him please Die jesus Christ. Man. Fuck this one says
WHEN i was a kid ten years old or, SO
i was very nervous. POOPER i cannot poop except at.
Home that's not. Me, NO i didn't write. This rob
is a very liberal. POOPER i went with my parents
on a trip to a beach house In alexandria In
egypt for ten. Days oh hell, no, Dude, sorry nobody

(01:16:47):
shits In. EGYPT i saw the bathroom AND i KNEW
i cannot poop. There the toilet was, scary very, high
and had one of those old style water boxes that
hang up on the wall and you pull a chain
to release the. WATER i knew it willn't. HAPPEN i
did not poop for four, days and my parents NOTICED
i was getting visibly, sick so they looked everywhere for
a potty for, me and, UH i couldn't find one

(01:17:10):
that fits a large ten year old, child. Obviously on day,
SIX i was at the beach AND i knew. IT
i felt it. COMING i KNEW i couldn't hold. It
SO i went into the water and tried to stay
away from the people and drop my swimming shorts and
gave birth to a massive turd. Log hell, dude blow it, Down,
yeah mind. YOU i was standing on the ground and

(01:17:31):
the water was reaching my. Chest WHAT i did not
think of is that the turd log will, float especially
in salt. Water it's like SO i crept up my
back AND i started a. PANIC i tried to move,
away but every TIME i, did the water pulled it
in closer to, me and it kept touching me you Gave,

(01:17:51):
hey don't forget me back here in this. Water don't
leave me in Fucking, egypt please. Please you saw the
water boxes on the. Walls he can't even flush around.
HERE i did not want people to notice, me and
NO i did, it SO i swam into a nearby
crowd while the turd monster was chasing. Me i'd like

(01:18:11):
it was sent eat, Sentient and as soon AS i
was in the, CROWD i screamed that someone took a
shit in the. Water deflectt, deflect that's, awesome just to
avoid the. Blame this caused some panic from, others AND
i saw a woman blaming, it BUT i never said a.

(01:18:35):
WORD i felt much better about the, evacuation BUT i
never told anyone that it was my turd that terrorized
patrons that. Day, now twenty six years, LATER i can
take a shit anywhere and very happy for WHOM i have. Become.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Congratulations i'd like to be my look. Too IF i
shit in the, water it would just follow me. Around
somebody shit in the. Water that's such a that's such
a great. Idea you gotta, deflect you have. To oh,
man that's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Awesome who, Uh my favorite part of this. STORY i
tried to swim away and kept touching. Me look at a, Hand,
hey get back? Here not so not so, quick not so?

(01:19:28):
Fast oh. MAN i love a good poop. STORY i
love that they explain the physics of it as. Well,
right turds fucking. Float this is from Sam. Witwiki, no
this is From doctor Poop, shitstein of course it, is
or sam wit SAM witwicki, Said i've been vegan for

(01:19:49):
thirteen years and would eat a human BEFORE i ate an. Animal,
okay well you're, right, Gay i'll humans tastes good as
animals with. Them who, Knows i've eaten assid teas better
than some vegan STUFF i. Try. Human, YEAH i Mean
i've got a lot of good vegan, stuff, Honestly like
the vegan cheese is probably the worst Thing i've ever

(01:20:11):
tasted in my entire. Life, Tofu i've had some. Good
tofu's not bad depending on what you cook it, with
like some white ass. Rice, Dude i'll eat. That that's true,
Anyways so this looks like it could probably be a reoccurring,
thing so, uh continue to post your stories and maybe
we'll do another episode very. Soon this one's FROM jt

(01:20:37):
said one Time on MY b, DAY i had sex
party in a hotel and had sex with like eight
dudes laughing my fucking ass.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Off hell, yeah, dude that's cool as, fuck laughing my
fuck as it's THE lmfao that makes it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Fuck eight guys laugh my fucking ass. Off, god it's so.
Stupid SO i Am Priest nicholicious and this Is priest Rob.
Dog thank you for coming to the. Confessional thank you
for confessing your mortal malter boy. Sins i'm glad that we.

(01:21:19):
Could that was. Fun get that all worked, out that's
a good. Time thank you guys for your. Stories appreciate you.
Guys right, NOW i feel like we spilled some real beans. Here,
yeah there's some really fucking deep ones in. THERE i
shared some stuff about, myself like seeing my mom's. Muff that's.
True let me think about something, else, Maybe can you
think of me deep dark secrets that you've never told? Me? Buddy?

(01:21:43):
Uh off the top of my head, NOW i remember.
One i've told a lot of my shit before. Too
how we used to go, OUT i have to go
outside the. Ship that's kind of, yeah WELL i don't
want to talk about that. Much one time me and
my little brother will arrests and like we were in the.
Bathtub my mom used to bathe this together and we start,
wrestling and my little brother bit me on the. Wiener,

(01:22:04):
yeah and it's kind of. Gay turned my wiener purple and.
Stuff due that. Sucks my mom was mad and she
slapped him in the mouth And, ship, well that that makes.
Sense by the, TIME i was only, like you, know
four or five or. Something, yeah BUT i was, like,
dude this guy's. Gay he put my wiener in his,
mouth fucking bit me around the. Dick, dude that would

(01:22:24):
that would. Hurt, Dude it turned it, purple that would.
Hurt it stunned my. Growth, HONESTLY a lot of a
lot people asked me about. It you think that's what did?
It AND i come clean that my, brother my brother
shut it down WHEN i was. Four that makes. Sense
so it stopped growing WHEN i was, four, right because, like,
oh there's the like the growing veins in. It ship

(01:22:46):
does get pinched at an early. Age he definitely pinched.
It he got you got your rye on that growing.
Vein i'll call on him as soon as we're done.
Here i'm up said about. This maybe that's why he.
Wanted he wanted his dick to be bigger than. Yours
probably that's why he that premeditated dick. Biting, yeah that's the,
thing all, right, Folks i'm going to watch The dodgers

(01:23:07):
play The. Reds i'm very. Excited, also my daughter got her. License,
yeah On tuesday last night at eleven, o'clock she went
To Dairy queen for me and brought me back a
Blizzard and it was so cool BECAUSE i didn't have
to do. It isn't that? Amazing she went and got
dog food the other night WHEN i didn't want. To
she's helped pick up people and go places and do. Things,

(01:23:29):
YEAH i got that life three sixty on. Her So i'm,
like show the fucked. Down that's WHY i want my
son to get his license so he can do shit like.
That poor over. Dude it's, Awesome it's freaking. Great that's.
Awesome so big step in The alexander. House couldn't be
happier to have you guys. Along you guys have been
there with me since my kids are little robs as,

(01:23:50):
well and now they're all growing. Up we're gonna be
talking about college, soon just like what's next our lives
continue to evolve and, grow but it's with, you and
we couldn't be more thankful and more appreciative of the
time you share with. Us so much so that we're
gonna do a live show for you In, Dallas. Texas
it would love for you to be. There please be
there eleventh and it's gonna be a great. Time we're

(01:24:12):
all gonna have. Fun No, MEXICANS i think there will be.
SOME i hope there. ARE i hope there's a, lot.
DUDE i, swear if IF i could redo, it, YEAH
i would be A. MEXICAN i WISH i. COULD i think. It, Yeah, Tacos, Michlata's, margarita's, burritos, uh, Juevos.

(01:24:32):
RANCHERO'S i love all that, stuff, Dude chips and, salsa
beans and. Rice i've come. On, yeah there's as far
as food, goes they have at the fucking that's the
cream of the crop right. There they, do big Bootied
latina bitches, too, Right what about? THEM i, say, besides

(01:24:54):
besides white, Folks mexicans probably have the, biggest like the
most highest number of obese people because you, know they're
eating good they, do they get the, nap they nap a.
Lot they fucking eat real good. Food, yeah, dude they
do well in. HEAT i WISH i were A. Mexican
and they're hard work and they're hard fucking. Workers, dude
they're more hard working than. Me uh, yeah. YEAH i

(01:25:15):
was leaving for work this morning at around seven o'clock
and these Uh mexican fellows are rolling up to a,
house big fucking house down the. Street right they were pulling.
UP i, SAID i wonder what they're. Doing came back
home around four. O'clock that thing that has a it
has a brand new roof on, it and it looks

(01:25:36):
like them dudes are never even. There and it was
like heating next of one hundred and five. Today SO
i was checking the grass for dead, ones and none
of them. Died there's no nails in the. Street it
didn't look. Like, yeah they they have that ship down
to a, science so they're Not they're not afraid of work.
WHATSOEVER i, LOVE i appreciate. It that's a. HUSTLE i

(01:25:56):
want to get SOME i want to get Some mexican
cuisine and some. Barbecue when you gotta have, barbecue text mechs,
true Thanks. Max, yeah all, right, everyone have a great.
Week send Your just click on The Maybe i'll make
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meantime just use the link on our socials to submit
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Sweet uh, no it's just something about someone being completely
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IT i have a fart. FETISH i really want my
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fart down my? Throat Jesus god, dies, Dude wow me,
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