The Cornhusker Incest Mess

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
My name is the Delicious and Delicious, and I like
Buffalo hot wings. I do not sit down to pee.
Welcome to the Brohio Podcast. Everybody. This is my pea
sitting partner.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I sit down sometimes, not all the time. I'm robbed Og.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hey, guys, I got a funny story about pea sitting.
I occasionally sit the piss and it's okay. If the
person peeing on me has to stand a pee, I
don't like it. But if the person has a squat
to pee, I like it.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
In other words, I don't like being peede on my guys.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, a very long winded way to say that.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Not my taste. But I'll tell you what is my taste.
Is all of you listening right now. Thank you for
tuning in to another episode. I don't know, seven eight
years something like that. The seven years, uh, twenty seventeen.
We started it in twenty seventeen, right, yeah, so it's
eight years. Oh my god, it's been eight years here

(01:11):
at the Brouhio Podcast. We're pushing a decade. So even here,
what I'm thinking right now, even if you guys stop
listening right now, it's gonna be a slow enough dissent
that we can still be recording at ten years. It's
crazy if we just keep it chugging. Yeah, uh, then
even if it just starts to slow down, well, you

(01:31):
like the ten year could be like all right, guys,
this is it, this is the last one. But at
least it would be ten years. At least it would
be a decade.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Right, good retirement.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
You guys carried us through our thirties. It got us
through our forties. You'll get Robert to his forties. I'll
still be thirty nine. I don't want I don't want
to say anything.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
One more you're left, man, one more, you're left talking crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Speaking of one more, ear Jennifer Smith, thank you for
your Patroon pledge. And wow, is that not a Caucasian
cracker ass name if I've ever heard one. Jennifer Smith,
thank you for coming here on the show. Jen double
J J E double N I F E R. You're
a sweethearted an angel. Thank you, We love you all.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
And speaking at a crackers, we got another one here,
got Emily Jones, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Emily, you fucking white ass. Warren has been It looks.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Like she's hanging out the leg, buddy, there's nothing more
white than that hanging out the lake. Emily, Thank you
for thank you for being here with us. We love you,
We love your smile and your little picture there, and
we are tremendously grateful of the time that you're spending
with us.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Even if you do say the hard R every now
and then, we still appreciate you for being here.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm not accusing her of that.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I mean, I'm not accusing her.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
We have a pretty close to race here at the bottom.
We do.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, we do. Oh, she doesn't say that I'm a liar.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Guys, Josh Delaney, Josh, you are quite the lady, mister Delaney,
and we appreciate that for or just how tight that
ass is. Josh, Hey, maybe you have a tight ass.
If you have a tight ass, send us an email
Brohyo podcast at gmail, and I want you to tell

(03:13):
us how tight your ass is, and if your ass
the descriptives and the superlatives you use to describe your
tight ass are good enough, we'll feature it on the show.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
That's our second episode for the week. It's just emails
about all tight people's asses are.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I have an email set, I have an uh interview
set up with a young lady that does scat porn.
Oh hell yeah, I'm already getting sick thinking about it, mano.
But she's agreed to come on the show and not
come like like fucking come on the show, but she
does agreed to join us on the episode to do
an interview. Is she the pooper or the poopy? She's
a pooper? Oh, Power Dumper?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh god, god, that's that's a gross man.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh yeah, that's yucky. I love it, Josh, You're not
a pooper, though, we love you, Power.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I know who is a pooper?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Though? We got Big Tuna. Hopefully that's an office reference
because it's fucking great.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
We got a fucking.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
SpongeBob picture, and thanks, big Tune. I appreciate you. Sorry,
you're fucking shit stinks.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
S'tar Math is our old gym teacher's nickname. We called
her Big Tuna for different reasons. But uh, I wonder
why God rest her soul.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I'm glad you got this one.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You know, she was awful to everybody, but she loved me.
She was really good to me, Yeah, really really good
to me. And I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
One day she came to me. She's like, I think
you should go to the Naval Academy. And I was like,
the what. She's like, I think you'd be in a
tremendous candidate for the Naval Academy. And then she walked
me through all of it and then she's like, oh,
you got to get a letter from your congressman or
something like that. And I was like, I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's a lot.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
That's a lot. You gotta know somebody who knows, somebody
knows something about it when I did not.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, that's that's just too much work.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
How about Sugar Wilford, Uh, big Sugar, we love you,
my Suga, appreciate you. That sounds like a that's a
very fun name.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
It is, but tilt it's it goes walks the line
pretty close, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I mean, Suga is okay, it's Sugar, that's the he
uses their government name. Definitely can't Yeah, but Suga, we
love you, Sugar Wilford for uh being a patron and
thank you for being here with us. Hopefully, I hope

(05:33):
we I hope we never have to do an episode
like after one of us have.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Have died, at least if we do. Hopefully, it's episode worthy.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Crazed fan like a vampire, like a vampire attack.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
This's what happened to these idiots.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Here.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Uh, all right, we got a newspaper cool for all
of you that enjoy that type. Hell, yeah, you ever
taken a Viagara? I have the work. No, no, no,
I heard that doesn't work? Really you got you know,
you got a hord dick to begin with. Yeah, I
think I think that's what it is. It doesn't really

(06:18):
do too much for you, right. Well, For more than
three decades, men have been able to boost their sexual
performance using a little blue pill called Viagra, which generated
tens of billions in revenue for drug maker Pfizer. Now,
scientists at the women's health biotech group Dare Bioscience have
created a ten dollars a use product for adult women

(06:40):
that works in just ten minutes. The first of its kind, cream,
it's called Dare to Play increases blood flow in the
vagina and improves sexual arousal, a sensation that twenty million
women struggle with.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
The product uses sildinifil sidentifil, which is a s that's
what goes in like blue choo and viagar and that shit.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I wouldn't have known it would have worked the same.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
When viager was approved in nineteen ninety eight, it revolutionize
sexual medicine for men, but for women comparable progress on
enhancing the natural arousals sensations as stalled for nearly three decades.
We believe Dare to Play represents a long overdue correction,
giving women an option to reconnect with their own bodies,

(07:30):
their pleasure, and their confidence using science that finally recognizes
their needs. So how does it work? The cream should
be used ten to fifteen minutes before sexual activity and
should only be applied once a day. I'd be eating
that shit, dude, I'd be putting it on a toothbrush.
They put it on their balls, yeah, ok, their butt.
If you're interested, you can now talk to a licensed

(07:51):
health care provider about prescribing the cream for pre order
in ten states.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well yeah, if somebody's tried that, let us know. I
want to know.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Connecticut, Florida, Indiana, which women don't have, second, Indiana, Missouri,
New Hampshire, New Jersey, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Utah. Yeah,
I'm women in Utah they need that shit.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
They got that salt lake out there. Dog. Its dries
that puss up and.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
They use real bits of Starbucks in this cream this
crim and you put it on your puss and then
your vulva swells up like a beasting buddy. Your uvula
becomes so sensitive, buddy. There ain't nothing scarier than a

(08:40):
horny woman.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Not jackhammer a wall sometimes or a mattress if I
have to, Yeah, but when she's looking for to breed,
When she's looking to breed and waiting for my seed,
that's scary hours, buddy.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, dude, you're fucking laying there and all of a
sudden you just hear.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Where's that packer?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, bring it to me.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
She's like an old day thing too. You're trying to
clean a bowl in his honkey on the deck. Good dick,
oh god, god damn fuck. The best is when they
do it all day. They're like grabbing you, fucking bite
you on the neck like a cat and heat and ship.
Then you go in there to lay it down to

(09:24):
piper down and she's sleeping. Jerry fell asleep. Yep, You're like,
don't you want to come? Don't you want to wake
up and come? My wife loves whenever she's asleep and
I wake her up to ask her if she wants
to come. It's her favorite. She loves to be at
wake woking up and asked stupid fucking questions like that,
you want a finger in your butt? Would you like me?

(09:45):
You want a French kiss? I do this thing now
where she'll kiss me goodbye for work, which is usually
a pretty juvenile peck on the lips. But I'll just
lead with tongue like I'll just I'll make my tongue
really hard and stiff, and I just lean in and
it just like it'll split her lips completely not ready

(10:08):
for it, completely not.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Aware, just makes ther shit bleed.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
She's like Jesus Christ, I'm like, you.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Taste like coffee.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
There's also a video I had here, so a lot
of people make fun of me because I'm a Bengals fan. Yeah,
it's a life of misery. Okay, it's rough. I went
to the game yesterday and the windshills are fifteen to
twenty below and I got drunk and I did okay,
But I went to the bathroom and this guy comes
into the urinal next to me and he's like he's

(10:42):
making weird like it was cold enough, like your pintage
is hurt. Sure, and he sounded a little drunk, but
he's like.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
God, cheer, fuck cheer, fucking.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
You give a fucking dick out.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Get out.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
People are kind of laughing, and I was sing that
I laughing because was he at the urinal? Yeah, okay,
he's out. He wasn't even doing this in a stall.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
No, he was just grounding his deck with everybody around him.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
For that guy looking down.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
And then finally he's like it was like all of
he had failed. He said, I'm going to pretending ship.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
He turned around.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
With a ship out and zipped everything, and he went
to a fucking stall and closed the door and he.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Had to sit down. I've never had to do that.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I'm gonna have to pretend to ship. And then he
went to the Uh, dude, I was fucking I would
know I was squirting pistol.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
I couldn't tell if I was pistoling on myself the
floor the urinal. I didn't know where I was going.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I've never been that cold.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, I mean neither. We make fun of each other
for like little wingers and stuff, but there's never been
a point where I'm like I had to abort a
piss and go sit down, no matter how many I
mean I was wearing. I was wearing four five layers.
But I've never had to give up on a good piss. Dude, like, oh,
this ain't just my Like I'm not equipped to and
the like I canna understand, Like you got to pull

(12:18):
it out and point it down. But it's in your
old buddy, Just like, get daylight for the head and
you're good to go.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's all you I do, man, grab the fucking in,
pull it out and just let her.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
So if you're listening, dude, I feel for you. I've
always wanted to interview somebody with a full on micro penis.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's crazy, man, that poor guy.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, like I said, people make fun of me for
being a Bengals fan. Yeah, it was really freaking cold.
But this is a body cam from Philadelphia where a
man by the name of Jake Beckham. He posted on
Facebook quote probably gonna kill myself geez uh in reference

(12:58):
to the Eagles, the Philadelphia the Philadelphia Eagles. I don't
think it was this week. It was the week before. Yeah,
it was in reference to the Philadelphia Eagles losing. So
police went to his home to check on him because obviously,
as someone.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Called did a wellness check on him.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
He said, because his facebook's post it literally says probably
gonna kill myself. I'll let you know, and did no context.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'll let you know. He didn't even come back. It's like,
oh fuck, he's dead. I'll let you know. The fucker's dead.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
So the cops go there, not knowing why he said
he was going to kill himself, and he quickly explains
why he was going to kill himself.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yep, hey man, there you go, Jake.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, okay, hey, so someone called in reference to your
Facebook pays.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
The eagless man.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I know, so I don't care. I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
The eagle floss and the dogs are barking.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I gotcha, I got it.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
You don't hurt yourself. No, Jalen Hurst is three goddamn
turn the ball over six times? That's right?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, okay, all right, man, I app.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Alright, fucking life of an Eagles fan.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, turned the ball.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Over six times, no context. I'm gonna kill myself. I'll
let you know.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh man, I they just want super Bowl though, Yeah, ell,
why he's not that bad?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Man, could be a Bengals fan, I could have. I've
never tasted a Super Bowl trophy. Yeah, I have to
watch our players leave and go win super Bowls, are
o their teams, That's extremely true, and live vicariously through them.
Right the closest we'll get, Well, let's send this over

(14:46):
to our sponsors for just a few seconds, and then
we'll be right back with you. I tried something new there. Okay,
I didn't say now, quick break for a few I said,
we're gonna throw it over to our sponsors for just
a second. That's professional growth, Robert.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
It's pretty cool man.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Bringing it in tight. We talked about tight buttholes. We
did keep our ads tight. Now too, we gotta keep
the episodes tight.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I saw somebody say say something about the ads on
Facebook the other day. I said something like, I don't
remember where they said, but they were like anybody else
getting a bunch of Russian ads.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Someone got irish one day.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Maybe that's what it was. Maybe it was irish.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, I don't control so. Like I said, guys, it's
a free for all. We the old poopery. We just
give them a blank space and depending upon your your geolocation,
that kind of defines what what ads you get? Alrighty,
As we typically do, We'll let you know that there's

(15:45):
a little listener discretion advice in this episode if you've
ever been fucked by your dad. Not necessarily like the
greatest episode for you to listen to, that's true, But
what is okay is if you've ever been fucked by
your dad and you gotta tell the story because that's
what I'm about to go through.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
You've wanted it personally, I don't know what do you think? Uh?
Probably not? I mean I'm not assuming okay, I don't
think so.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I don't think it. I don't think I could suck
my dad's dick if I if based with you know,
oh oh, would you suck your dad's dick to save
your family? Would you suck your dad's a dick for
five billion dollars?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah? I feel like if he had his pick though,
he'd probably out of you three boys, he'd probably fuck you. Though.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
They could pick another one.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
I just think that they're like my other two brothers.
Treat them like mom and dad. I treat them like
best friends. Okay. I think they really enjoy that, and
they don't want to fuck you for it, right, I
don't think they want to. I think it would. I
think they would not. So here's the thing. I think
if they if we were faced with something like you

(16:56):
know my mom and dad, Yeah, fuck one of your
sons for ten billion dollars, I think they would strictly
steer away from me, just because how my other two
brothers are probably live in silence. They just cope with it, drinking, cope.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Where's me the least favorite kid for me?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I would make it uncomfortable for them for the rest
of their lives.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
How is it back there?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (17:21):
Is it tight?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I'm like that ship stang, don't it that thing?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Stang?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Don't it dad? You'll see how crusty do.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
It?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
And I don't think they'd want to deal with that.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Put on a wig and ship yeah, you just.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Know there's no sheet. I'd look like fucking et they
try and dress them up, dress them up like an
old woman. Oh man, I just wouldn't want to deal
with that. So I think they would opt for one
of the other ones.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
That's understandable, all right, now.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
That we've fucking defiled this episode already, bring up there
is research. Everybody is there.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
You're just winging it.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Believe it or not, there is research so picture of this.
You're a kid growing up in small town Nebraska, cornfield,
that explains it. You got corn fields that go on
for everyone, everyone knows your business, and then there's this
big empty space space for your dad should be okay,

(18:23):
you have no memories of your dad tossing ball with him, heals,
no show at your school plays. You got nothing, no
memories with dad. And then one day in your late teens,
your mom sits you down and says, I can tell
you who he is. You want to meet him. Most people,
that leads to one of those uh kind of tear
jerker reunion moments. Yeah, you know hugs, the you meet

(18:48):
your you meet your dad at Chili's or whatever, and
you guys scroll through old pictures posting on Facebook. You
know about how you guys finally you're a complete family,
have finally found each other. All that and uh, speaking
of Chili's, they have a really aggressive marketing scheme on
TikTok and uh, you know, YouTube shorts and Facebook threads.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
What a good place to meet your dad for the
first time?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Chilies, chili and I was finally, I finally succumbed to
all of it. Yeah, and my wife said, it was
nights where we knew we were going to go out
to eat. Typically are going out to eat Ranges, Texas,
a roadhouse. Uh, roosters, we like to go to Roosters,

(19:34):
but we don't. We don't go out to eat a lot.
Typically we bring it home. But this is one of
those nights we were going out to eat.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, you just want to get away.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, and she said where you want to go? You
want to go Roosters Texas Roadhouse. I'm like, I want
to go to Chili's. And she said, why the fuck
do you want to go to Chili's? So random? I
didn't even know there was a Chilies open around here. Yeah,
and I said, I've been watching TikTok people. Yeah, they've
been doing these really aggressive like ad campaign and they
got this pick three deal, was it? It's like the

(20:05):
fucking Munchers or the I don't know what's called pick three.
And yet the one they keep on showing are these
giant mozzarella sticks. Yeah, they're the shape of a fucking
pop tart man.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Okay, there's a cheese stick and.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Then you get the uh, like three sliders and then
you get some boneless tenders or something, and I was like,
we want to we should go there because I want
to try that. And we went and I got that
exact one. The cheese sticks, the sliders and the tenders.
The tenders and the chipotle sauce nine point five out

(20:43):
of ten, nearly perfect. The the sliders seven and a
half out of ten. Pretty good. Those cheese sticks. I
was excited, ecstatic. All I could think about was the
cheese pool on these cheese sticks so hard too. And
they they coat him in either Nashville Hot or Buffalo

(21:04):
or just regular, and I got him coated in the
Nashville Hot. I picked up this big old Lincoln log, Buddy,
this big old cheese stick the size of a brick
you build a house with, and I bite into it
and there was not a fucking dairy cow one of
cheese inside this cheese stick. It was just it was
just a shell. And I was like, it was is

(21:25):
breading with hot sauce on. It's still pretty good. I'm
gonna eat this. I got two more cheese logs here.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, I picked up bread logs, picked up the next one.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Took a bite, not a fucking not a bit of
cheese in there either. What the fuck took him by?
Picked the third one up? I could tell instantaneously there's
no cheese this one either.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
It was like a fucking beans just rattling on the
inside of it.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, there was not in side of it. And then
uh my the server came back, which it was the
marketing campaign is working. The place was packed.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah, okay, good for them.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
And she came back. She's like, how was everything. I'm like,
is all right? I don't ever come playing about my
food because I'm a garbage di supposed I just eat sure.
And my wife was like there was no cheese and
any of his cheese sticks. But I ate all the
goddamn breading. So my plate is my plate is bonesy,
there's nothing on it. There's like a fucking beta lettuce

(22:15):
they lay the food on and I was like, ah,
and the way it's just like there was no cheese
and your cheese sticks. I was like, no, there was
no cheese. She's like, where are they? I'll take them
back the kitchen. I was like, oh, I ate the breading.
She's like, why didn't you say something? I was like,
you haven't been over here. You looked really busy. Uh,

(22:36):
but it was okay, there's just no cheese. She's like,
let me get your refund. I was like, for what,
I hate everything? He ate some took it all down.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Deep air and Mariner Chili's dog.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
When you hear your family whatever, you belong in Applebee's
so depressed.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Oh, I was, uh, just crying while you're eating the breading.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
And then uh, I told my dad I went there,
and then they went to get the same thing, and
he said he bit his cheese stick and the thing
was like fucking nearly still frozen solid. That's the problem, man,
cheese sticks are It's a difficult water to have it.
That's a difficult water to navigate.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Well, they're probably they're they're probably frozen anyway, so you're
gonna get it and it's gonna be rubbery cheese.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
They're like that thick and they're probably that big.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
That's crazy. It looks like a Nintendo cartridge. That's a
big fucking cheese stick those man, that sounds.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Good for every once in a while, though, one of
these these stories of a mom being reunited with her
children or her dad being reunited after a long time.
These stories tend to veer off into territories so dark,
so unthinkable that it ends up in a police report,

(23:56):
courtroom and ultimately headlines in the news kind of make
you question everything about what the fuck is wrong with humans?
Because humans in general, we got a lot of shit
wrong with us, especially when it comes to poop and
pean and fucking that's true and eating cheese sticks. Can't
do cheese stick, right, And I will fight and fuck
for a cheese stick. Not much.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I wouldn't do cheese stick. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah. We went to over the weekend that snow day whatever, Saturday. Yeah,
Dacy said, I'm just gonna make some off the wall
finger food, and I was already really emotional because John
Cena's last match. I'm like, you just do what you do,
what you want, okay, And she made cheese sticks, buffalo

(24:39):
chicken dip, meatballs, those ham djon sliders in the oven. Yeah, uh,
taco dip, and then Skyline chili dip.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Hell yeah, dude, that's pretty sweet. That's my favorite type
of shit.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Man.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I love the stuff you can just grab real quick, neat.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
There's no real quick about it. I graized like a
fat and like a disgusting animal. I mean, you can
grab your fucking food and then run back to your
chair room. Yeah and yeah, she executed the cheese sticks exquisitely.
They were they were perfect. Yeah, but how'd you cook these?
She's like, put them in the oven. You did a
nice job. You did better than Chili's. At least there's

(25:16):
cheese in hers. You did way better than Chili's. You
belong an Applebee sweete.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, don't sell yourself short.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Samantha Kershner came into the world somewhere around ninety seven
or ninety eight in central Nebraska. You know, that's small
town life there in Nebraska, Grand Island area. Mostly. Her
mom raised her as a single parent. The man who
fathered her, you asked, Yeah, his name was Travis Eugene
Field Grove.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
That's where you fucked up right there.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
You can't. You can't let a Eugene nut in you.
You can't do it.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Fucking nut comes out smelling like old, fucking old cream cheese.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Those Eugene fellows, they're not.

Speaker 8 (25:59):
No.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
While they may have the word gene in their name,
they're not known for making good genes. And you know
what I'm saying. They got that sometimes they'll loads your
kids of them extra chromosomes.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Remember Eugene from Hey Arnold, Yeah, fucking nerd.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
My favorite Eugene is the Eugene from Tangled with Rapunzel.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I know that. I don't know if I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
It's Flynn Ryder. Oh okay, yeah, I think that's Flynn
Wrider Eugene. No, Who's Who's Eugene Entangled? Sorry, I'm a
Disney dad. Eugene Tangled.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
That was one of the ones my kids never watched.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, Flynn Wrider, Okay, Flynn writer is Eugene. Dude, that's
a really good one. I'd say top five, really, top five,
really really good. Yep, with all those those Mowanna Tangled, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Right around that time, they're all really good.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Frozen now Travis, Travis Eugene, What an idiot. He wasn't
on Samantha's birth certificate, no child support, no visits, no calls.
He had moved on with his life. Essentially, he'd had

(27:17):
other relationships. He'd fathered other children. Samantha's mom handled everything,
the school runs, the scrape knees, the holidays. Samantha grew
up knowing there was a father out there. Somewhere, but
he was pretty much a blank space. He was a mystery.
And kids they noticed this. They do notice this stuff,

(27:37):
Father's Day cards at school with no one to give
them to, friends talking about their dads. You know my dad,
you know, painted my dad's toenails. Whatever. Kids noticed this stuff,
they do leaves a mark by her mid teens, Samantha,
around twenty fourteen to twenty fifteen, Well, Samantha, she starts
to ask more pointed questions like who is my dad?

(28:02):
Where is he? Why was he around? Who is your daddy?
And what does he do?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
She still had some loose ties to Travis, Travis Eugene
or she knew how to track him down, we'll say.
And he was living in the Saint Paul, Nebraska area,
not far really from where they lived at He was
working whatever jobs he could find. He was in his
mid to late thirties, tattooed rough around the edges. He

(28:31):
just looked like he had a really low intelligence level.
And if you know what I'm trying to say, You
know what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
He looks like us.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
He looks like us, just not not as handsome, but
in a Eugene pretty close. My middle name is pretty normal.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I'm just John James.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
I didn't know that about you.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, I think it's okay.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Can I call you r J?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Can?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
But like RJ the artist? I might.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I mean, I know you're talking to me.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Certain people will hit me with the fucking Robert and
who was somebody said it the other day RJ.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
No.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
No, think somebody at my work called me Robert and
I was like, ugh, I don't fucking say that.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I get it always catches me off guard. When your
wife calls you Robbie, that catches me off guard. Yeah,
she won't call me rob Robbie.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Just idiot.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Hey stupid, Hey, fucking moron. Speaking of stupid, we had
a dog named RJ growing up. My mom rain him
over and like crushed his fed and ship, and then
my dad spent a lot of money to make him right. Yeah,
fix him getting back to where you needed to be.
And then he hopped the fence and drank and it
freeze in my neighbor's house and died.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
You want to hear the most fucking nineties thing ever,
Like we had, we had a dog that got ran
over to It was a husky.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
My mom ran it over uh on purpose or it.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Was OJJ was black and his wife was white. It
was a husky, such black and white husky.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
God damn dude.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
We had another. She got another husky far named it Kato.
So we had two huskies named Oj and Cato. So
fucking stupid, dude.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Huskies are bad dogs, dude. Yeah, their ship heads there
ship I love them. I think there's so so much fun.
I would never own one. No, yeah, there's a little
fucking yelpers man. They're drama queens. Yeah, husky. I would
never own a husky. And I would never own a boxer.
That's just too much pent up rage right there. I
get that they call them boxers because they're just ready
to fight, you know, any any you drop, you know,

(30:50):
let's throw hands, right. Sweet dogs, though, love love like
being around them, I just couldn't. I couldn't be the
imagine being the human that has to manage that much energy.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Hey, you really do have to do like a lot,
a lot to get that energy out.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
So at some point Mom decided it was it was
time she did reach out to Travis, and Travis agreed
to a meeting. So Mom said, all right, I know
it's been all these years, but your daughter's been asking
a lot of questions about you. She'd really like to
meet you. And you may not have even known it,

(31:28):
but in fact, you do have a daughter that's sixteen, seventeen,
eighteen years old. She's gonna be an adult soon. She's
missed you her her entire life, and Travis is like,
didn't know this. I'd be happy to meet her. And
that sucks that she kind of went to me this
whole life without even really letting the guy know that
there was a child.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Growing up the entire her entire life that's crazy at
her for worse right, at least, let him make the
decision and not be in her life.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Let him make the choice to be a deadbeat dickhead. Right,
So he agrees to meet him his seventeen year old
daughter seventeen years of absence, and the father and the
daughter meet for the first time. This was around about
like twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen, when this when this media
finally happened. The initial meetup though, no fireworks, no drama

(32:16):
on record, just two people sizing one another up. Samantha,
she was a curious teenager at the time. Travis just
a guy in his mid to late thirties that kind
of missed it all. They started slow. I think they
had a meal at somebody's house. They talked about regular stuff,
her school, his life. Why he wasn't there. You know,

(32:36):
he probably had some From everything I've read about this guy,
he was about one far away from being completely brain dead.
He was there. He was not playing with a full deck.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
But it sticks.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
The relationship.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
It's it.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
They said, Okay, we're gonna We're gonna make this happen.
We're gonna stay in touch. I'm Samantha was happy to
have a father in her life. I think Travis was
ecstatic that he had a daughter. He in fact did
have another daughter, which from a different mother with a
different woman, so it would have made that girl Samantha's

(33:13):
half sister. Over the next couple of years, though, it
builds into what looks like a genuine father daughter relationship.
Travis started posting on social media about my girls, referring
to Samantha and at least one other daughter that he
had from another relationship, and that was Samantha's half sister.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Like we just said, do we know was he and
was he in the other one's life at all.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I think he was. He was in her life kind
of in and out, kind of almost like a deadbeat
dad but still around. Okay, Yeah, I'm thankful for my
dad man that he just like I never had to
worry about. Dude. He didn't drink, he didn't go he
didn't go out, he didn't step. He was just like

(34:00):
always there and he just man, I took that for
granted when I was a kid growling.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Give it up for fucking dads like that, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, and we're we're dad's like that, absolutely, and our
kids don't ever fucking think us. No, they just like
get take and take and take until we have no
more to give.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Robert, my middle son, is thankful for it. He knows that.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
RJ.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
I've told him before that can only remember two games
ever that my dad ever went to of mine, and
he was like, oh that's sad. Yeah, I'm like, hey,
but he fucking sucked, so what.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Do you expect.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
The one game he went to, he got in a
fist fight outside.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I don't remember your dad being stuff. Now, my dad
or my mom really didn't come to anything. They didn't know.
Uh yeah, my dad never missed, man, I remember one
day he was one game in high school. The uh,
he was a really important job he was working on.
He missed the first inning of a baseball game. I
hit a home run the first inning, that's and then

(35:00):
my my buddy's dad called him like, dud Nick just
hit a fucking So my dad like closed up shop
and booked up, you know, booked up to the game.
And he got there right for my second bat, and
he parked in right field and I was left handed,
and uh, he got out of the car and I
hit another home run and it went over his head

(35:23):
and over the car, so you got to see it,
nice sailor. And then he chased it down into the
holiday and parking lot and he brought it back to
me the dug out.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
He's like, I missed the first one, but I got
the second one.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Uh yeah. So that wooden cup right there in the
top right corner, that's the ball that I hit.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Oh yeah, and uh he.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Brought it to me. That's pretty cool, Pretty cool, pretty
cool memory.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
It's a it's a running joke that during baseball seasons,
I'm usually I'm always the baseball coach for my son
so we usually have to split duty. So she'll take
one of my sons to soccer and then I'll obviously.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Take the one son.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
And the son that I coach always does great when
she's not there. When she gets there, it's like out.
So all the coaches would always be like, you just
need to stay away.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Don't come here, do not come back. You're welcome the
let's see. So they go on to to continue hanging
out regularly. They hang out for the holidays, barbecues, just
kind of hanging out doing things in the the Grand
Island area. He was trying to make up for being

(36:36):
a deadbeat dad from all those years and just trying
to make it up to his to his daughter. But uh,
Samantha's mom is still involved peripherally. She made this happen.
You got them together after all. That is her mom,
that's her protector, that's the woman that's raised her all
these years. No red flags in public, though, but police
reports later confirmed that the early years were strictly platonic grooming,

(37:01):
no allegations from childhood, no inappropriate touching, and nothing inappropriate
about the relationship. So we can't while this guy will
see yeah, he's not great. Yeah, At first, he was
not a he was not a child predator, let's put
it that way. By twenty and seventeen to twenty eighteen,

(37:25):
Samantha she was turning. She was twenty or twenty one,
but Travis was pushing forty years old, and they had
had three solid years of this new bond. It felt stable,
it felt healing for her. This is this is speculative,
but they for all intents and purposes, they were having

(37:49):
a pretty good relationship and they were connecting, spending time
with one another. It wasn't weird. But then in fall
of twenty eighteen, things were looking good on the outside.
More social media posts show them spending tons of time together,
sometimes crashing at the same places in Hall County. One
photo from mid September of twenty eighteen Travis and Samantha

(38:11):
posed close together, looking happy, affectionate, and a family in
a safe family way, right, not the like I'm gonna
fuck my dad type shit.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
God, that'd be so weird to see.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Can't wait to fuck my dad. I wish there's like
a truth serum that you like, you could give people.
And whenever they posted something on Facebook, they said what
they really like they were they really really thought that'd
be crazy. This is my stupid, fucking fat husband and
his Oakley's. This is my fucking stupid needle dick husband

(38:49):
who can't get a fucking heart on when I shave
my beaver and get out of the Do you shave
your beaver? Send us an email Bryopodcast at gmail dot com.
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Speaker 1 (39:07):
Oh dude, that would be so crazy. If that was
a real thing. That may be.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Something like if you had like a genie, like one
of those things you just wish, like I wish that
everybody today whenever they posted it was what they really feel.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I I see right through it, man. Yeah, I told
you about one person we know they just had a
really hard time on social media, and I saw them
in public and they just walk right past me. And
I'm just like the dastardly fucking shit that I know
about you, and you have the audacity to see right

(39:45):
through me. That's fine, though. Social media is a place
where you can just kind of make something up and
be whatever you want to be, and it's great. I
post shithead stuff on Facebook. Sure, I'm a bit of
a shithead.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
I mean, you you post things the same, know, the
same way that you are. You know, that's just that's
just how it is. It's all it's all comical, you
know what I mean, Like it's all funny.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Did you see the Patrick Mahomes meme I posted.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
He tore his a c L. Yes, I saw that,
and then I posted a meme of like, it's Forrest
Gump with the the leg bracest on it's Patrick Mahomes
head on it and.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
What's his nuts?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Andy Reed? Yea, it is the His legs are strong, strong,
strong as can be. But as a question mark, I
did see that. Yeah, Forrest Gump such a good movie.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
He is, man, It's it's great.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
It's my favorite movie.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
It's an awesome movie.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
We were watching Christmas Vacation in bed last night.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay, man Clark's wife.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
That's a babe in that movie, buddy, Yeah, especially when
she's in the pajamas.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Were were this last year?

Speaker 2 (40:56):
We did? We were watching Home Alone yesterday and then
There's a good one. And then late at night we
were watching the fucking P Diddy doc. He said, fucking
I saw a meme that said P. Diddy is a vampire.
We have to stab him in the heart with a dildo.
I've been passively watching it with Stacey just in the background,
and I'm just like, what a despicable human being.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, he's fucking awful, dude. I'm awful, dude.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I've really enjoyed this. Uh the head coach from Michigan
sure On Moore, I've really enjoyed all that that the
chaot he had plan b door dash to his office
at the Michigan Stadium at the Michigan Facilities.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
What a gentleman.

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Speaker 1 (43:18):
I mean, dude, door dash and plan b's wild behavior.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
To the head coach of the one of the biggest
universities the entire world. Yeah, yeah, to the head football
coach's room, like his office.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
He's fucking handed him out like candy.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Well, it was only one woman he paid for to
like getting abortion and shit, oh man, everyone in my
house is Michigan fans. I don't know why, but I'm
a Buckeyes fan. I tell him, like, listen, something like
this would never happen at the Ohire State universe. This
has been great, and now all of a sudden, my
wife's like, you Urban Meyer had that you humping that
girl at the bar. There's a video of him, like

(43:54):
he's got a schlong on somebody in the bar. I'm like, yeah,
but he did a poor a baby.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
You got all the pen station or pen station, the
Penn State fans all quiet as fuck.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, we were fucking kids in the shower over here.
We should cover that episode. That would be a good episode,
would Jerry Sandusky Sandusky creepy dude, fucking wild dudem But
around September of twenty eighteen, there something started to change

(44:28):
under the surface, the closeness. It started to get too
close and it felt different. The relationship flipped from father
daughter to something romantic, then physical, as in they were
having consensual sex with one another biological daughter and dad.

(44:49):
It started around September tenth, twenty eighteen, according to what
they both later tell police, multiple encounters, both fully adult,
fully consensual, Samantha in her early twenties, Travis in his
late thirties. They both admit that it was consensual encounters,
and crucially, there was no denial about who they are.

(45:14):
Travis had owned up being her dad since the reunion.
There was no hey, maybe really I might not be
the dad. So that's knowing, that's deliberate. Still at this
point it's private. They're keeping up their appearances with you know,
they're still one of the family functions, still going places,
they're not hiding it. And then late in September of

(45:35):
twenty eighteen, Samantha's mother, you know, the one that introduced
them years back, she starts picking up on some strange
vibes she hears. She starts overhearing phone calls, she starts
seeing text messages. She gets a direct tip from someone
who noticed the weird closeness as well, and she can't

(45:56):
ignore it anymore. She calls the Grand Island Police and
she tells them straightforward, I think my daughter is fucking
her dad. I think that the they're sexually involved with
one another. I think my daughter is having sexual intercourse
with her biological father. And it's yucky. Incest. Incest is
not the best, despite what they say. I've seen t

(46:18):
shirts that say incest is the best. I don't agree
with that. I think it's gross and yucky, and I
think it's illegal.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
That mean's definitely illegal.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
It is RJ, and I think that.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
That's why I keep saying it because it's not good.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
It's not good at all.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Oh shit, oh man, something something about my life correlates
to RJ. But I can't tell the story because it
would just divulge way too much information about my family. Okay,
but i'll tell you after we're done recording.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
All right.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
The cops brush it off, though, while incest is serious,
I'm sorry, cops do not do not brush it off.
Because incest is serious. Yes, a Class three fellay in Nebraska's.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Gonna say, God damn, they just brushed it off.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
That's okay, no big deal, and it's punishable by up
to twenty years in prison. They open an investigation quietly.
They interviewed Travis and Samantha separately. In the early talks,
both acknowledge their relationship has turned intimate, romantic, and physical,

(47:41):
but Travis throws out a defense. He says, I'm not
even on her birth certificate, so maybe not the father. Uh, Travis,
let me see if I can show you a picture
as far okay Grove, he looks like a funk. Like
he looks like somebody you leave in the room for

(48:01):
like ten seconds and you came back and he ate
all your fucking candles. Like you're like, hey, he's like
you got a chapstick and you're like yeah, you give
him a tube of chapstick and he just fucking eats it.
That's what he looks like. Cat me agree on that.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Toy bout your tup, dick. I mean, she's kind of
she she's pretty, he's pretty well put together, and he
looks like he steals hubcaps, radiator caps and like if
you got a nice Cadillac with the emblem on the hood,
he would tear it off. Type shit.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
You fucking sent me. He sent me wonder earlier. Oh yeah,
he looks like he eats coleslaw.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
You sent me that. It funked me up. This is
pissed off guy. He said, don't ever say that I
look like I eat coalslaw.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I'm just so pissed.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
It's cool, it's cool if you like coal, saw, but
to say someone looks like they eat coleslaw's wild.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
It's a very derogatory thing to say about somebody.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Oh fuck, could you just you just know what you're expecting,
what you're picturing.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Someone said I look like I eating coal slaw. Just
don't ever say ship like that ever again, dude, who
even likes fucking coal slaw?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Bro so pissed.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
We must discuss something though, Okay, I actually, oh an apology.
We talked about a midget last week.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
We had a lot of people write us about midgets
and shit, what about just like we're talking mean about
him and stuff. I don't think so, not not as
a species. As a midget, you don't want to be
picked up, That's true, right, I don't want to be
picked up as a regular person.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Species. I hope this.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Week you're walking through myer and someone runs up you,
like behind you like r J, and picks you up
and turn you upside out like assault shaker, you would know,
you would immediately like if that happened, you would immediately
know that some fucking dickhead that listens to this show
that no one's ever called you that in the history
of ever. Just like when people see me, like people

(50:41):
people have recognized me out and be like, what's up, Lex,
And my wife's just like, oh, my fucking god, she
hates that. Yeah, she hates that I ever did that
that I told everyone I wanted to be called Lex.
It's so cool, though, It's so cool, guys. My last
name is Alexander. In the middle of Alexander is l
e x And I said, you know, why do why

(51:03):
do we have? Why do I have to go by nick?
Nick is not my name. My name is Nicholas and
no one, no one has ever called me Nicholas except
my brothers, and they called me dicklas Nicholas and that
was really mean upsetting. So why does my why is
my nickname? First off, I was upset, like the spelling
of my name n I C K. There's no K

(51:25):
in Nicholas, right, So why does it have to be?
And I and I was like, maybe it could be
and I and I said, well what do I Why
do I have to go by Nick? Why can't I
go buy Lex? And I think Lex is way cooler
than Colas Cola. That's pretty fucking hard, dude, Why colon Liss?

(51:46):
Are you lacking a colon?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Nicholas?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
No, I got a big, thick colon on me.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
That's why they called Melas.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I mean, I can't wait for my first colon Oskar honestly, dude.
Oh man, I feel sorry for the We should record it.
We should do our colonoscarpiece together, right, same camera.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Your guys' butts have been through some trauma.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yeah, we've actually, uh, the big one melted the camera.
So while they did the defense. Oh about the midget thing?
Oh yeah, yeah, you I talked about the midget and
then I sent you a website backing up that I
really saw a midget and he worked for who I

(52:34):
said that he said he worked for, because sometimes my
stories can seem a little far fetched. And then you
told me that you went to the Chicken Wing bar
down the street, and I told you he was a
drunk midget. The next day and you saw him getting
drunk at.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
The bar during lunch.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Now it was I it was uh, it would have
been two days, two days after that show. Yeah, recognized
him the second I walked in. He was right there
by the door. His little feet were kicking, not touching
the ground.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
You should have been down his ear and been like
you fucking looky, Don'll pick you up, dude.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
He was.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Yeah, he was fucking just just enjoying his day, man,
just going out of at lunch.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Oh man. But early talks here that they both acknowledge
that there was a romantic relationship. But then Travis says, I.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Might not even be the dad.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I'm not on the birth certificate. I'm not a booth certificate.
Or Howard somebody it looks like him, would talk.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
With about full of coleslaw.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
I'm no booth certificate. I don't even spell good. I
don't even like babies. I never had a baby. I
don't even like babies. How what a boom baby.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Police aren't convinced, though, they dig deeper to get warrants.
But before the arrest start hitting Travis and Samantha, they
do something bold. He uh plays Johnny Law and he
decides that they are gonna go to the courthouse and
they're gonna get married. So, just weeks after cops first

(54:19):
come knocking with questions, Travis and Samantha jump in the
car and head south to Hastings Adams County Courthouse. Nebraska
law at the time no blood tests required for a
marriage license. They show their ID, they fill out the forms,
they pay the fee, they say their vows, and wham bam,
thank you, ma'am. They're quick and easy. They're married.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I don't remember is that something they typically do as
a blood test.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Uh. They made us so, my wife and I when
we went to get our license, they made us make
out like they're like, we want you to prove you're
not cousins.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
Now.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Fuck we want you guys to make out. Yeah, and
uh ude, I put it on her. You know what
I'm saying. I I dug up in her. They're definitely not.
They don't kiss like they're fucking related.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Third cousins a vest.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
First cousins don't kiss like that. Yeah, dude, honestly, dude,
I I fucked like a Rott Wilder eats. You know,
that's the easiest way to put it.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I mean that Yeah, that's it's a good little analogy.
That analogy is not a metaphor.

Speaker 8 (55:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
It's all the same.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
It's cool.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
It's getting stretched out either way.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
There's lots of spit.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Yeah, big mess. You know, you go on vacation to
Florida and you go like one of them souvenir shops
and they got them gator foots. That's how I fucked, dude.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Hell yeah, dude, that's it was a lot.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
I fucked like a gator foot. I fuck like a
novelty gift shop gator foot gear.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Shrink it.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
My wiener smells like a gator foot.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
You ever seen one of them rabbits with the deer antlers?
Fuck like that.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
If your wiener smells like a gator foot, you might
be entitled a compensation. We're gonna give you one eight hundred.
We don't want you to.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Call us a j Wentworth.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
You better call Saul. But they get married, and the
thing is why she posted online. They become husband and
wife and she posts about it online. Okay, wedding rings,
happy announcements, just like newlyweds. Why would you rush that
right after the investigation starts. The court documents make it

(56:43):
clear later on, they thought that marriage might shield them somehow,
it would make the relationship official, or it would make
it more difficult for the state to prosecute them. Maybe
even they kind of believe in the back of their
brains and actually legalized it. But Nebraska law doesn't work
that way. Marriages between parent and child are void from

(57:05):
the jump. They're completely illegal. There is no protection afforded
in these situations. Oops, they're defiant though, posting lovey dovey
stuff while police circle around. The DNA swabs get requested
to kill and it was part of a warrant. The
DNA swabs get requested to kill any paternitied out and

(57:26):
both agreed to the paternity swabs. January twenty nineteen, the
lab results come back ninety nine point nine percent probability
that Travis is in fact her biological father. Goddamn boy.
The only difference between the like he's got a weener
and she doesn't. That was the like the the one

(57:47):
billion percent that it was off.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
You think you would have wanted a divorce if it
wasn't his daughter.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Get the fuck out of my house. I don't even
recognize you.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
You mean I'm fucking someone that's not my daughter. Hell no,
I've been getting the boat over something that's a fucking lie.
I don't think you kids good. Give me back my
gator foot. Get your heads off my fucking gator foot.

(58:27):
I took you to fucking monster truck rallies all got
all of you tattoo.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
On my leg. Travis tries damage control though, he uh,
your wife wear your clothes? Huh is your wife wear
your clothes? No, dude, every time I turn around, my
wife's did something like my sweatpants.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
We're like one of my hoodies.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Every I'm like, get this ship off. Yeah, that's my ship.
I just really selfish thing. When I do laundry. I
just do my own clothes. I don't do anybody else's.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
That's fucked up. No, I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Fuck that'd be some ship though, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Fuck you guys.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I dig through the laundry for just my ship.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
It's like two pair of holy underwear. Dude, you know
you need to do pants. It's just so stupid. Yeah,
you need to, like you need to get a closed
light ouside and just hang your That's it.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
It's your fucking bloomers out there. Just for all the
neighbors to see.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I've never hung dry clothes before, but I heard the
smells really good.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Not for your neighbors.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Some shipping draws. Ain't take them tighty whities. We got
back there and hang them bitches up.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Get a flagpole, run them bitches up.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
So after the lies, the contradicting all the documents, Travis
actually this guy, he's a fucking knee interthal. He got
on Facebook and he made this long post about how
the DNA test came back and they were in fact
not related, and that it was okay, love is love

(01:00:12):
there you know, they're whatever. Lea, get all their fucking cases,
leave him alone. But the lab results actually showed that
there was a ninety nine point probabilia Travis was the
biological father. So apparently he was going off the point
zero zero zero zero one percent. He was not the father.

(01:00:33):
That's what he subscribed to. It's all checks out, it does, dude,
And uh, he got on Facebook.

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
Long fuck take tard depended my love with this woman.
I ain't nobody know what I failed right now about
this woman to God, damn gator foot, We're low.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
But this was all contradicted by the official documents. The
warrants were issued, and by mid January arrests were a current.
They were both arrested on felony incest charges in both
Hall County where they were fucking each other, and Adams
County where they got married. The mugshots they flooded the

(01:01:11):
local news Travis, you know, looking rough as shit, tattoos visible, Samantha,
she was young, expressionless. Their bonds were set at one
hundred thousand dollars for him in twenty thousand dollars for her.
That's sexist, kind of weird. Media picks it up fast.
The local stations like Nebraska TV and Omaha World Herald

(01:01:33):
run the basics that father and daughter married after intimate relationship,
but the affidavits hold the real gut punch detail. It's
still under wraps publicly at first. As charges amount and
interviews continue, Samantha talks more, and she talks alone with
the investigators. She drops a bit of a bombshell that

(01:01:53):
turns us from disturbing to just kind of fucking legendary awful.
At this point, her reason for starting the sexual relationship
a jealous competition with her half sister, the other daughteress
of the other daughter that Travis had fathered. Interesting direct
quote from the affidavit. It stemmed from rivalry over who

(01:02:14):
could have sex with their dad first. Wow, h this
was a friendly sibling competition. To see. Both of these girls,
it's so fucking weird, had fallen romantically for their father
to the point that they created competition amongst one another

(01:02:35):
that whoever could fuck their dad first would win. When
what I don't know, tuberculosis, herpes, uh, chiggers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
I don't know, dude, that's weird. That's really fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Weird, ricketts, rabies, all the shit you get from fucking
your dad. Details on the half sisters stay kind of ague.
No name, no charges, unclear she actually joined ere this
was just all construed in some antha's crazy head. But
the words were hers and this leaks to the media. Obviously,
there's public disgust that explodes. Old wholesome photos were now

(01:03:11):
viewed in a completely different, creepy light. The headline shifted
daughter admits sex with dad to beat sister in competition.
I've been in a beating competition before, but I've never
been beat in a competition like this.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Yeah, I mean, if you think about it, if you
lose this competition, you really win, Yeah, for sure, especially
with that being the dad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
If my brothers were like, hey, let's have a race
to see who can fuck mom first, I'd be.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Like, I lose.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I lose, you win whatever, I don't. I don't know
where this ends, but I lose. Experts who weighed in
on similar cases emphasized a disturbing truth the incestuous relationships
involving a and their children often don't start with attraction.
They start with emotional dependency. The child seeks approval, the

(01:04:08):
parent seeks control, and when those boundaries dissolve, reality starts
to starts to bend a little bit. Samantha wasn't choosing
freely in a vacuum. She was navigating identity. She had
been left fatherless her entire life. She had abandonment wounds,
and the authority from her father influenced her to a

(01:04:28):
point that she was just making really skewed judgmental calls.
That does not erase the harm, though, but it explains
how harm can occur without overt force. She wasn't raped,
she wasn't molested, She wasn't forced to have sex with
her dad, which makes this whole entire fucking case that

(01:04:49):
much stranger. This is why these cases are so difficult
to prosecute. They're difficult to talk about, and they're difficult
to understand because they're kind of right at the intersection
of trauma, crime and just social taboo. Hundreds of years ago,
it was nothing like. It was no strange thing for

(01:05:09):
a bother to Purta's daughters. For you watched uh Game
of Thrones. Yeah, they considered it like a pure bloodline
if you had. That's awful, It is awful. But there
they get all that inbreeding and ship and then before
you know it, everyone's chewing on rocks and fucking each other.

(01:05:31):
You make a lot of but that that that that
we talked about, how common that was. But then in
all actually how much how many of us are actually
related at some point? Yeah, say you say you live
in a little county in Tennessee. You've lived there for

(01:05:51):
your entire life, your family's lived there for hundreds of years.
You shack up with a woman, and then you get married.
Her family's lived there for hundreds of years too. At
some point your bloodlines probably crossed one another.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Yeah, I think it'd be safe to say.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
And there's like this stigma about people that live up
in the mountains of Tennessee and Kentucky and ship like
that they're kind of fucked up.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
Yeah, oh, we'll fighter. I was playing with my sister
and I got a boner.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Maybe that's where the accent came from. It's just a
little bit of a.

Speaker 9 (01:06:27):
I uh a baby baby if you're not busy, light baby,
baby baby after that or to that made you could
lay it out for a little bit. How would that
make you feel? What that make your coach all sweaty?

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
You know, a lot of people don't like the word moist,
A lot of people don't like There's a lot of
nasty words that people don't like. I don't like the
word coach.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Coach.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
That's a funny word. Couci Oh yeah, I don't. Yeah,
I don't like couci.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Coooter is a funny word.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
I had this cousin. He was older than me, God
Rest his soul. His nickname was We called him Boom
And I'd always say, well you and I he say
I'm going chasing kuchie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Yeah, like that's gross? Oh ship, And then always makes
me think of the Alan Jack or the Tim McGraw song.
Or whoever sing it. It was horder than a COUCHI yeah,
I sing that. I was calling me in the middle
of a show. So I'll see what she wants real quick.

(01:07:35):
All right, all right, I am a potato. I love potatoes.
I'm a gay potato. No context a pogato. In order
in order to know the context, you gotta go the
one hour mark on the YouTube and figure out what
the context of why I'm a gay potato. Don't you

(01:07:57):
tell him either? I swear to God if anybody, if
anybody text you or writes you this week and says, hey, hey,
rob Dog, why is Nick a gay potato? I swear
of God if you tell him, I'll make sure not
to It'll be the last thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Sure, I'll take it to the grave.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
I'll take that gay potato to the grave.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
It'll be come tomorrow. I won't even fucking remember anyways,
I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Someone was asked me the other day, look you remember
the who was it?

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
They said it was one of my buddies at work.
He's like, I was listening. I haven't listened in a
long time, but I was catching up. I was like,
oh good, I'm sorry, And I said, where were you
listening to He's like the porn addiction episode, and I
thought for a second, I was like, I have no
idea what we talked about remember doing that? And then
he started quoting some shit and I was laughing. I
was like, I said that that's really funny. That's good.

(01:08:50):
That's good quality shit. Okay, so uh the prosecution the
case was split by county though, because it happened two
different plays. Is this The case dragged into twenty nineteen
and twenty twenty. Travis he cut a deal, though the
incest was reduced to attempted incest and he pled not guilty.

(01:09:15):
In Hall County first May twenty nineteen, he received a
max two years prison. He got credit for time served.
The judge ripped him and said that he'd never contributed
anything to society. The defense mentioned a traumatic brain injury
and that Travis was low functioning.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Well yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Travis went on to say that he was very embarrassed
and wish it never happened. In Adams County, the other
county where I think they got married January twenty twenty,
another two years consecutive, so he got around four years
total less the time served. He had no contact order
with Samantha that's supposed to last for the rest of

(01:09:56):
their lives. Samantha, though, she got a better deal that's
charges were dropped in both counties and she pled no
contest to misdemeanor false reporting, just lying to the police.
She got nine months probation a similar sentence in the
other county, but she walked mostly free and didn't really
serve any time. As of December fifteenth, twenty twenty five today,

(01:10:22):
no major developments though Travis field Grove. He served his
time with Travis Eugene. He got out around twenty twenty one,
twenty twenty two after the credits, but he is a
lifetime on the Nebraska Sex Offender Registry. Good current listing
shows him incarcerated again or under NDCs address as of
late twenty twenty five. Possible violation or unrelated but verified recently.

(01:10:48):
He looks like he commits crimes, like yeah, he has
that look about him. He looks like he eats catalytic converse.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
I was gonna say I had real good scraps coppertigator
footing a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
And there's no gator foots in Nebraska. He's been relatively
quiet otherwise, no public statements Samantha Kirshner, though she's ghosted completely,
no social media trail, no interviews, She likely changed her name, relocated,
Her probation is long done. There's never been any public

(01:11:22):
uh sharing of the half sister that's that surfaced.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Can you imagine being the half sister?

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Like we should be? Like I never made that bet,
but I want it. Anyways, you got a birthday card
from your half sister and you open it and just says,
I won your I win, I won the game. Speaking
of the game, you all just lost. The game? Sucks?
They lost? Do you lose the game? What game? Game? Okay,

(01:11:53):
you don't know about the game. I learned about it
in prison. The game is the game, Like, okay, if
you think about the game, you lose the game.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
So everyone that knows about the game, they've lost Angelie.
It sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
That sucks for you, guys, Yeah, it sucks for you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
But the marriage though completely void, obviously it was not
a real thing because they were.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
That was his daughter eighty nine point nine ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
He can't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
How will I tell you one thing about my daughter?
My daughter is not like me. I have a weenel
my daughter does not have a weenel and that's very
special to me. Look at this fucking guy, dude, what
the fuck is he is? There's a lot of pictures of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Him on Oh dude.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Yeah, oh, I got a bugging.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
There's something wrong with that man. I mean obviously, but.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
I don't like my I like my eagle's bald and
my pussy's harry.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
He looks like a his dad sucked his daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
He's on TikTok, dude, No way, Yes, what the fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
He is on TikTok, just living his life.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
I hope it's gonna be kid rock or something. Just
a picture of him looking at Oh my god, look
at that guy. Oh dude, he's exactly what you think
he would look like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Yeah, dude, or he can get on there? Am I
logged in here? Wow you're so handsome? Can I comment
on here?

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Super hum on TV show? Stop your look at the ai?

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Yeah fucking right, dude, did you fuck your daughter?

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Why did you?

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
I just commented on the TikTok video. I said, why
did you fuck your daughter?

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Have you got this guy? You guys can look him
up on TikTok. He's a creepy. He's a creepy little fucker.
It's Travis dot Field Grove. Travis dot f I E
L D L D Learning disability f I E L
D G R O v E. That's only one, oh man.

(01:14:34):
And it's video from June eight, twenty twenty four. It's
just him turning into an AI dude. And then from
the Brohio podcast, I commented and said, why did you
fuck your daughter? I misspelled daughter? But that's okay. Yeah,
it's his newest video on there, so I think he's

(01:14:55):
probably in prison now.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Probably is when does it say it's this say when
it was from He's kind of looked.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Like they were made in a prison. Is this a
smuggled phone?

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
I don't think so, maybe a halfway house. I wanted
to get one of him talking. Oh, he's talking to
this one. Where's the where's the Why can't it's like
the volumes. Okay, the sound isn't available, damn it. He

(01:15:29):
looks like he's about to blow his brains out here. Yeah,
he was his pool stick. He plays call of duty,
of course, he plays call of duty. There he is
doing a bomb rip. We'll get to the bottom of this.
Oh god, we'll figure out why. He sucked his daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
I just asked him, why did you fuck your daughter?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
I spelled your you are why did you think your daughter?

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
He stooped down at his intelligence level?

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Can you understand this?

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
He probably knows exactly what.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Like I talk like that, why'd you eat all them candles?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
He look like you eat Coleslaw like Coleslaw.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Boy, there he is posing with his two daughters. Dude,
he's falling off hard too.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Yeah, I don't think. I think it's kind of doomed
from the start on A.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Suck your daughter and you just go downhill. Yeah, No,
for sure he's a.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Thinking you fuck your kids? It makes you dumber. Yeah,
I think you gotta be dumb. I can't confirm that,
but I would imagine that. Uh yeah, but she's I
feel like she's in Nebraska seven and a half though.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Yeah, she's not awful.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
I'd say she's one of them girls that's got like
a pair of sweatpants with juicy Yeah, brush on the butt.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
For sure. She can definitely do better than her dad.
You got a neck tattoo, you can at least go
for like her uncle better than he's definitely like at
least first cousin never.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Said about a lady before. Ah. Shit, she can do
better than her dad.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
He's batting way out of his league.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
You're punching above your weight. Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
There's always a reacher and a settler.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Ah why could because we are the same butt cheeks.
Oh shit, Travis Field Grove. Let's see there's any YouTube
content about these fucking mongoloids. Hoop is a there's a
interview with him. We can hear what he sounds like.
Travis Field Grove interview.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Of course, sucking. Ray William Johnson did a video on him.
I love that, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Oh there you have, folks. That's the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
The Nebraska Incest Mess is what I'm gonna call this episode.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
That's a good name. My intent is to be back
with you in two days and Wednesday evening to for
that'd be a great time for both of us, right,
I believe. So. In the meantime, gonna Brohio podcast dot
com slash Confessions and you can submit your confessions for
the episode and it's gonna be great. Please do and

(01:18:29):
there's gonna be a lot of fun and we're gonna
get that. We're gonna help you guys get through some
ship and maybe we'll talk to that poop eater girl
that we're gonna interview. Yeah, we could interview her. That'd
be a good interview for a midweek that'd be great.
Dark Vault poop eater, scat poop eeter, scat eater, scat maker,
gat Man, gat Man, I'm going to Catman.

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
Do I love Smoking Bond Barbecue?

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
You ever get them a little back of donuts? The
smoky bones, Yeah, those are good.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
They are good. I haven't had smokey bones in forever, man.
We used to go there all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
When not good, I just like, honestly, if I go
to a restaurant and they give me like eight barbecue
sauces to pick from at my table, I'm content. Oh yeah, yeah,
Just bring me a basket of French fries. Just shit
the dip in the barbecue sauces, please. I would say
one barbecue place that gets slept on a lot is
Mission Barbecue. That's yeah, never had that's good. And they

(01:19:27):
got six barbecue sauces at the table. Yeah, And then
if you go up to the counter. The only thing
about Mission Barbecue, so you probably have one close to you.
They do the National Anthem at twelve o'clock every day.
Oh yeah, yeah, so they make you drop your fucking
eating utensils and stand up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
You talked about this.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
You gotta do the national anthem, right, But they also
it's weird. They have Alabama white sauce and a little
refrigerator behind the front desk.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
You gotta ask them for it. Can I get some
at Alabama white sauce? Okay, look them in the eye
when you do it, though, that come it's kind of
like come. It tastes like barbecue sauce. It's like come
flavored barbecue sauce. Perfect, really good, right up my alley
in my ass.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Speak a up my ass. Thank you guys for tuning
in this episode. We really appreciate it. I hope you're
having a tremendous hot season.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Stay warm, it's cold out there.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
For us. This is the least christmasy feeling Christmas of
all Christmases that have. Christmas does not feel like Christmas
at all. It feels like it feels like like October fourth.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
You know how I know it doesn't feel like Christmas
because I don't want to fucking shoot myself in the
face more than usual usually this time of year, I
want to fucking die. Yes, don't don't do a wellness check.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Yeah, we don't want that. We don't want to, like
speaking figure, fucking die in peace. They don't need a
welfare check, you don't need the police here, leave us alone.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
I mean, I don't know. It's just it's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
I think we're at the age though, where I mean,
we're like our our kids are at the age to
where it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Cool, I still got one, you got one that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Still yeah, but it's like everybody's just kind of over it.
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
They're just it's not Yeah, there's not the it's not
magical anymore for us. It's just like, eh, it's another day.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
I would like to see some Christmas lights, though I
don't think they have. The man at the Dragon Stadium
twenty five dollars ahead. I'd rather suck a homeless guy's dick,
like you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Could do that down there too.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
We can do both. Oh shit, all right, you guys
go to Travis Field, grows TikTok page. Let him know
he's a sick bastard who just docks him.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
I think we did.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Don't say anything. Mean, that's really upsetting.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Yeah, you already did. Why the funk you're gone.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Alright?

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
Fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Or I did.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Here's the Nebraska Sexyphender registry. He's on there, of course
he is. Why was they what's he on there?

Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
For?

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Attempted incest?

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Oh and he attempted it to wow, So again.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
I don't think it was Again, what if that guy
we commented on this TikTok, Well, that's not even that's
not even the guy. I hope it's not even the guy.
I hope it's not the right guy. That's gotta be
the right guy. I'd hate to open up my fucking
TikTok and just say some shit like that. It's like
four hundred comments from people.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Would have a daughter? Who is the Brohio?

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Who's bro Heel? Yo?

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Oh dude, you know I'm thinking about the other day.
Do you fucking remember Do you remember we did that
radio interview in Asia Asia, and then we had to
wait in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Yeah, it was like eleven or twelve o'clock at night.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Yeah, they're like, hello to the bro HELI old podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Dude, that's wild man.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Why do they find us?

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
We were like three weeks old at that point, dude.
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Uh, it's like a big morning show there and and
uh it was, uh not the place where they kill people.
The other one North Korea, South Korea. Yeah yeah, all right, guys. Uh,
we'll catch you later on the week. But I hope
you're having a great day and a great week. We
love you, Love you, guys. We think the world of
your things for being here, and catch you pretty soon.

(01:23:47):
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