The Lead Masks Mystery

In August of 1966, two men were found dead on a hillside in Niterói, Brazil. They wore matching suits, raincoats… and homemade lead masks that covered their eyes. Next to them: two towels, an empty bottle, and a single cryptic note— “16:30 be at the specified location. 18:30 ingest capsules. After effect, protect metals. Await signal. Mask.” No sign of struggle. No cause of death. No explanation.
What were they waiting for? A message from beyond? A UFO? God? Or just the lethal consequences of their own experiment? This week, Brohio dives deep into The Lead Masks Case—a story of science, spirituality, and the terrifying edge between faith and madness.


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Episode Transcript

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Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, I was so I was so emotionally drained after
the live show that I went straight back to I'm sorry.
We got in a out burger, And possibly the scariest
corner of you were that guy that came up and
he's like, hey, you guys been to something something like
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at Yeah. No, He's like, that's wheat by any drug. Yeah,
any hooker. I'm like, no, I haven't been there. Well,
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Speaker 2 (04:00):
Was it was it far from the venue, like five minutes.
That's I think we went to that uh somewhere over
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Thank you very much. That's way, way cool, less cooler
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appreciate you nonetheless. Josh Hayes man, you are my favorite underwear.
You are my favorite Underwear's Haynes Pickles McDill that's a

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We it went to McDonald's on the way home. They
got spicy mcchickens out that way at McDonald's. That's fun
for you know two bucks. Here in Ohio, we only
have mcchickens. Yeah, I don't have spicy ones. They got

(05:10):
spicy mcchickens and it was wonderful. I was gonna ask
if it was a letdown or feels good. It was good.
Was good? Hell yeah, see there was something that I
looked up earlier. All right, the uh the news article
of the week is about something called vabbing. Okay, are

(05:35):
you familiar with vabbing? Never heard of it? It's a
dangerous TikTok thread uh trend. These social media users took
to x formerly known as Twitter and disbelief after learning
that the trend saw single women use their vaginal discharge
as perfume. Vabbing, which involves smearing fluid behind the ears

(05:57):
of the neck, was made popular by American TikToker many lee.
Some claims that it increased the chance of attracting men
by spreading their pheromones their fucking vaginal secretions God made
by the body to attract mates. In some animals. However,

(06:17):
doctor has warned that the trend carries serious risks of
vaginal infections, including thrush, and there was little evidence to
support this works. Many people online claimed they found out
about the trend, they were left disgusted and rush to
social media to share their thoughts. Oh Christ Almighty, that's
a woman vabbing right thereof No thank you? Uh like

(06:44):
it and says, I swear if you vab you'll attract
people like a date, a one night stand, or you'll
just get free drinks all night. She said in the video,
which has since been deleted by the platform. She said,
get up there, give them a swipe. You don't have
to be fresh out of the shower, but relatively clean, nap.
Vab behind the ears of the wrist, maybe a little

(07:05):
in the neck. That's rough. Did you see anybody vabbing
in the neighborhood in Dallas?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I didn't see some pretty fucking wild ship, but nobody,
nobody vabbing.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Every day we fall closer, we fall further and further
from God's light. I'm try and get my wife to
do this for me. Imagine if we started babbing, fucking
flopping some ball, sweat behind her ears. See, that's heinous, dude.

(07:52):
I don't I don't know. I don't think that's a
great idea. No, it doesn't seem like fun. And I
don't know what thrushes. But God forbid my woman ever
get that, because I don't know if I could love
her ever again. That's wild, dude, thrush? You ever had thrush?
It's like not that I know of? No to uh, dude,

(08:17):
I got two kind of funny stories. Okay, I'll wait
till later in the episode to tell them, but let's
talk about this Dallas Live show for a second. Thank
you so much to everybody that came out. We I
can speak for myself. There was so much uncertainty for

(08:37):
this show with me. I didn't know what to expect.
Everything from top to bottom, the venue, the drinks, the people,
the content, the engagement, everything. It all went exactly as
I wanted it to. It was great. Everything went perfect.

(08:58):
They had a Sherbert sour beer. That shit was so
fucking fire. I couldn't I couldn't drink enough of it.
It was so good. All of their beer was really
freaking good. Yeah. I had three or four different ones
and they were all great. I think everybody had a
great time. People were laughing, we'd got naked. There was

(09:19):
just all kinds of uh, there was all kinds of
fun to be had. Man. It was a great time. Man.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
We talked to the bartenders after the fact and they
said that, you know, They're like, you guys had such
a good group here. Everybody was super nice and super polite.
And I'm assuming everybody.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Tipped well because they seemed like they did really fucking well.
I was like, did you guys do good on this?
And She's like, yeah, we did really well, so good
for them, so they the benefited everybody. It was just
great to meet everybody. We did things a little bit
different than what we normally do since it was our
own show. You know, I mean we right before whatever,
everybody was coming in. We were down at the end,
you know, talking everybody as they came in, and I

(09:55):
kind of liked doing that. I had no intentions of
doing that. That's not we just got caught. We got stuck.
Usually we're just we're busy before shows. We're just you know,
trying we go usually person to person, we bounce around. Yeah,
but it was the way this worked out was it
was perfect. Yeah, and we'll be back there. Yeah. We

(10:17):
had a great time, perfect, absolutely perfect. It was great. Yeah,
everything was. Everything was nice. So we talked about the
thrush stuff for just a second. I want to close
that by saying thank you so much to Celestial Beer
Works in things that was. They could not have done

(10:40):
a better job for us, spent Maddeline. She she took
care of us front front to She didn't take care
of us front to back, but I'm sorry to finish.
We asked her to take care of us from front
to back. She's like, no, not you guys. Back is
where I draw a line. I got there. Uh. She's like,
oh my god, so nice to meet you guys. I'm like, yeah,

(11:03):
you hit her with the ship off the bat. So
we have this thing called girth Brooks. It's a giant
male fallust that follows us around the country. You mind
if we bring that in? Did? She just look like
she looked terrified. She was getting what what I did?

(11:26):
Give them shirts? I gave the good yeah ship. Yeah.
About the about the thrush stuff, My my, my brother's
kids got hand foot in mouth, which pretty common. Little
what is I guess it's a disease or something, not
a disease like a little viral and effectual illness, a

(11:46):
little infection, a little viral infection. You get it in kids.
Their mouth breaks out, their hands and their feet break
out in a rash. Whatever. Pret pretty common for little kids.
And my mom, my mom went over there, and my
brother has it now okay? And I talked to my

(12:07):
dad and I was like, where's mom. He's like, well,
she can't come because she's she's fucking with your brother.
And I'm like, what's wrong with him? And my dad say,
you got hoof and mouth? I saw some people in
Texas with that. What he's got? What he said? Oh,

(12:28):
you got that hoof in mouth? Like it's kids? I said,
you mean handfoot in mouth? Yeah? Whatever, But dude, when
he called it hoof and mouth, hoof and mouth trampled
by fucking horses, what the fuck is going on? How
crazy were those longhorns, dude? Dude, the things are under like,

(12:51):
that's gotta be uncomfortable to be alive. Dude, they like
fucking waddle when they walk because their heads are so
goddamn big. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Yep. What a cool
place that was? Those stockyards, dude? The stockyards is dope.
And that little restaurant we went to. Yeah, it was
really cool. A lot of fun, Yeah, a lot of fun.
What was that restaurant? Second Rodeo Brewery. Yeah, that place

(13:13):
was really cool. Good food, good beer, I mean a
good fucking pickle beer. While I was there as great,
it was all right, let's take a quick break for
hopefully all of our sponsors. I looked at our ad
revenue today, Rob, we've been gone for about a week. Yeah.
We went from doing two episodes a week and not

(13:34):
putting anything out. Yeah, I guess we didn't. We are
going to the soup kitchen this month. If if we
don't get our ship in gear, well we're back back
to two again. Hopefully. Yeah I can. I can, depending
on at least this coming up week. Yeah, what happens?
You mind? If I run and get my nose spray,

(13:54):
good for it. You can entertain the YouTube people. Okay,
I got my nose spray. That's code for cocaine. Cocaine
the trafficked drugs for work. Yes, we do drugs. I
will say I did fucking fuck the trafficing palace. Dud, dude.
It sucks so bad, so it's so awful. I did

(14:17):
fucking partake in an adder all before the show, and
that was a great decision. Do you feel like it worked?
Hell yeah, I did. What did it do? I felt
hyper ill, sweating a lot. But it was hot in there,
but it was a lot.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
It may have been drug induced, right, but no, I
I thought it really did. I feel like it made
me a little a little more hyper.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I feel like my heart is on the brink of
giving up anyways, So yeah, I should just that probably
puts you out. Yeah, I I went to the hospital
for sure. Get one of them defibrillators. Yeah, clear on
a sticky August afternoon, and Jesus like that. In nineteen

(15:02):
sixty six, a little boy kid in Brazil, he grabbed
his kite and trudged up to morrow the Moro dough
Vin tame a scrubby little a little hill overlooking the
city of Natoire. Notori, dude, Whenever I did the research

(15:26):
for this episode, say, of course you're gonna pick something
you can't fucking pronounce. But I did the the the research,
the research man, Yeah, bro, I was just figure this
figured out. What where was it? N Yeah, I can't

(15:52):
say that notare nottore There we go. So from the
top of the torre tit tit tease notre. From the top,
you can see a bay, and you can see the
patchwork of ten rooftops. You've got the industrial haze. But

(16:17):
that day in question, instead of catching a stiff breeze,
that boy caught something a little bit weirder. Laying in
the grass for two men stretched out side by side
like they just clocked out from one dollar marguerite to
night at Applebee's. You know what I mean. Both wore

(16:40):
dark rain suits, brand new raincoats, Paula shoes, and they
were mutually masturbating when the boy caught them. You know
what mutual masturbation is. Man, These guys are actually dead.
They weren't masturbating. These two men were dead, their faces

(17:01):
covered by handcut lead masks shaped like blindfolds. They looked
like dead welders from another dimension. The kid did what
any reasonable Brazilian kite pilot, kite flyer would do. That
sounds a kite pilot, sounds like a slur. What are
you kite pilot? Fucking kite pilot. Yeah, look at that

(17:23):
fucking kid over there. It was like a fucking kite
pilot by the time, uh, he went just like the
good little the last little piggy. He went way, way, way,
all the way home, then ran screaming all the way home.
By the time police climbed the hill, the evening light
was orange and heavy. The bodies hadn't been touched. Okay,

(17:44):
these bodies. No blood, no drag marks, no gunshots, no
no wounds, no bullet wounds, no knife wounds, no blood
and there was nothing, just two men, a notebook, a bottle,
and two wet towels folded nearby, like they're preparing for something,

(18:04):
maybe to clean up, maybe to baptize themselves and whatever
weird ritual they were chasing. And there was a note
in the notebook, and the note was the kicker. Was
written in Portuguese. It said sixteen thirty as in the
time four thirty PM, be at the designated spot, eighteen
thirty in jest capsules after effect protect metals a weight

(18:30):
signal mask. Shit, that's what that fucking cryptic is, hell, dude, mask.
Two guys are found at the top of a hill.
They're wearing suits, they have homemade lead masks on their face.

(18:50):
They're lying they're dead. They have a notebook a bottle,
two wet towels, and a note that says four thirty
be at the designated spot six thirty PM. In jest,
capsules after effect protect metals, await signal mask. Very h

(19:12):
question worthy, like you said, very cryptic. That's it. No goodbye,
no love you mom. No, I hate this woman. She's
drove and driven me to kill myself. Just science lab madness.
But check the metals. Fucking what's weird, dude? The uh.

(19:33):
The men were quickly identified as Miguel Jose Vianna and
Minol Pereira da Cruz, two electronics technicians from the nearby
town of Compost. Those guitta cases, regular guys who fix radios,
They fix televisions, all of your basic electronics. They worked
in the shop there. You could bring them in and

(19:54):
they would fix them. Yeah. Their families describe them as
they were polite, They were reliable, gentlemen, maybe of tad,
obsessed with experiments. What the hell were they doing one
hundred and fifty miles from home, wearing raincoats on a
humid day, in a fucking suit, waiting on a signal?
I don't know. Families didn't know from that moment though,

(20:18):
the lead masks. Case became one of the strangest unsolved
mysteries of Brazil or the entire fucking world has ever seen.
Miguel and Manuel. They weren't drifters or cult weirdos. They
were sharp, detailed, oriented professional technicians working in the golden
age of radio. In their workshop back home, they built gadgets,

(20:40):
They built oscillators, dildo's, homemade transceivers. They could pick up
frequencies the average receiver couldn't dream of. They belonged to
what they called a scientific Spiritualist society, which is a
group of men obsessed with the idea that radio waves
could connect humans not only to a cross distances, but

(21:01):
across dimensions. And when I mean, these gentlemen believed in
contact with aliens, angels, all kinds of beings in other dimensions,
you name it. These guys were trying to contact it,
talk to it. When they left Composts on August seventeenth,
which is where they lived, they told their families they

(21:24):
were heading out to buy electronic parts. They hopped a
bus with three million crejureos in cash. Sounds like a
whole lot, I get you like fucking three milky ways
and right it was zeros enough to shop for a while,
and they carried a simple toolbox. The families expected them
back in a day or two. Instead, they were seen

(21:45):
checking into a hotel in notare, acting jittery and secretive.
They bought two raincoats even though it was dry. They
stopped at a bar around four PM or a bottle
of mineral water and left the to your receipt behind.
The wagress remembered one of them looking at his map,
at his watch, muttering about time. That timestamp matches the

(22:07):
first line of the notebook. That's two hundred US dollars.
If you want to know, Hey, shit, I had to
do the conversion. I gotta I got to hear in
American terms. I don't know. I don't know what's going on.
How much that American dollar? How much is that? Corn
dog dollars? Get a lot of corn dogs? Two hundred bucks?

(22:31):
How much is that? Fuck corn dog? Someone said, corn
dog cash? Do we need to du lingo for this episode?
We might, Yeah, we need something. We may so that
kind of that kind of aligns with the time stamp

(22:52):
from the notebook. So at four PM they stopped at
a bar. They ordered their mineral water, and they left
the receipt behind the waitress. Remember one of them looking
at their watch muttering about the time, and the timestamp
matches the first line in the notebook, sixteen thirty or
four thirty pm, and that note specifically said be at

(23:15):
the specified location that checks out. After that, they were gone.
They climbed the hill, one bottle of water between them,
carrying those strange lead masks. Nobody saw them alive ever.
Again interesting, this was suicide. Sounds like a bit of
a gay lover's quarrel. Maybe it would have been a

(23:41):
weird suicide if its very strange it were murder. It
was possibly ritualistic. Either way, It's like they stepped into
the hills to meet something, to meet someone, to meet
some type of being. Will say they true believed that
something was waiting for them up there. It literally says,

(24:03):
a wait signal? What signal? What? What is it? Mask?
How's your time you got home? You got home last night? Right? Yeah?
Around eight ish? What times you guys leave? Three in
the morning? Really, I didn't think you guys would make
it out of there at three of them. It was

(24:24):
like three thirty, okay, Yeah, I came home and it
was trash. It was time to bring the trash cans
back up, okay, And I brought trash cans up, and
I took the dog for a walk. And we all
know I have trash can problems, right, Yeah, My trash

(24:46):
can has been repossessed twice, which we'd even know was
the thing. They broke my trash can the other day.
But I was taking the dog for a walk and
my neighbors across the street were outside them. They're always
sitting in the garage just smoking, chilling. Older couple like
sixty five seventy and hey, we'll call him Bill, I

(25:07):
won't use the real name. Hey, well, Pepper loves visiting
this to these two people. They give her snacks and shit.
So I go over there and Pepper runs up the garage.
She's loving on him. I grab his trash can and
I pulled up there right next to the garage, and
then Pepper starts shitting in the yard. Of course she does,

(25:29):
little lady. I keep the little doggie bags on me though.
I'm like, god, I'm sorry, man. He's like, ah, it's
no big deal. Man, at least you clean up after
your dog when it shits like I do.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
I know.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
That's the thing that's been very important to me. To
clean up your dogship. Yeah, you have to. So I
clean up her shit and I take the bag and
he's like, he calls me nicky. He's like, Nicky, I'll
throw that away for you. I was like, you don't
have to. He's like, ah, I'll take it. He takes
it and he goes to throw in the trash can
I just brought up, and he opens up the lid
and he goes, Jesus fuck and he closes the lid

(26:07):
and uh, I'm like, don't want to put a dandy
animal in there. He's like, I don't know what the
fucking ass mind you. This is right after the trash ran,
so there's nothing in his trash can, and me, being
a glutton for punishment to go see. Yeah, I opened

(26:28):
the lid and I stick my head in there. It
immediately smells like just sewage, like shit, like raw ass. Dude,
I cannot be any more descriptive. Somebody shit in an

(26:48):
adult sized diaper. Somebody shit adult diaper, dude, rip the
sides off. Oh no, not like pulled him down, ripped
the sides off, took it off, and threw it in
his trash can. That's fucked up, dude. This is a

(27:11):
fucking ship in depends diaper. Like you could see the
water marks that said dependence. This was. These weren't huggies,
These weren't like you know, was it stuck into the
bottom the poop. Yeah, I was kind of laying to
the side, like you can see, like the messy ship.
So they did it after the trash was collected in

(27:31):
an empty trash can. It makes me think I went
back and I looked at my cameras. I didn't see anything.
Somebody's like walking down the sidewalk shipped himself, took her
diaper off and threw it in his trash can. That sucks.
Sucks poor guy. And he keeps everything pristine, like super

(27:53):
clean mods the grass and scissors and ship. He hires
people to come wash his trash cans out. I don't
give a fuck about my trash cans. You can like, yeah,
all right, his trash can was clean, dude, Like trash
doesn't go in his trash it's always trash inside trash
bag inside. Sure, his trash cans are clean. That's why
I was extraordinary that there was a completely fully like

(28:15):
loaded fucking diaper in this dude trash fucking loaded diaper,
and it's like, uh, He's like, I gotta get that
out of there. Will you help me get it out?
I said absolutely not I for but like, yeah, I
got you. I'll take my dog's ship home. I have
no interest in wrangling that loaded diaper. Ohud, that's crazy.

(28:38):
It looked like somebody that eats cheese steaks, and you know,
it looked like it looked like eye shit in the diaper.
You you go back to check the footage and it
actually is you. They were very suspicious of me when
I left. I haven't talked to him since. Put a
fucking for sale sign out. Oh that sucks, man. Oh

(29:00):
maybe that's what you should do next time your kids
are about to get repodd Yeah, yeah, I take it.
I need a new one. Jokes on you, buddy. It's
funny because his wife's like, maybe it's a Halloween praying. Yeah,
so it shipped himself and put it all for Halloween.

(29:22):
Like the pure shame you'd have to go through in
order to do that. So funny.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah, how do you even take that off discreetly in
the middle street? You really can't, right, you're a whole
fucking wiener and.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Buy the fucking butt cheeks are gonna be out little
fucking bits. I'm assuming it's a guy, because not like
a female would really do that. But man, I told
my kids about it. The dude. They were fucking dying, dude,
they were laughing so hard, poor old man. Yeah. I
think somebody was driving down the street and did it.
They had to have just like, oh, we're gonna pull

(29:56):
over and take me a dumb just ship their pants
right there. There's been I don't think I could ship
myself if I wanted to. Yeah, if somebody said five dollars,
poop your pants, yeah, I don't think I can get
it to come out. Man.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I think it's one of those things as you were
feeling it coming out, you would just tighten up. Your
body wouldn't let you. Yeah, instinctively, you don't ship your pants.
It was just a quality trade to have.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, Yeah, as long as your dogs the elasticity and
you're fucking shincter, yeah, which I'm I pride myself on mine,
so m hm.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Anyway, you got a good sphincter on you. I do, yet,
it's pretty good. If the When the investigators finally reached
the site, though Vulture started a circle around the brush,
the two men were already deep and compensite comp composition
though they were kind of starting to turn into mummies

(30:53):
three days under the Brazilian sun. You can imagine they
smelled like fucking uh baer, fucking runky dumpster diaper, getting
dumpster diaper. I still can't, dude, poor guy. I wish

(31:13):
I would have just seen it happen. It's like you
didn't get it on camera. A few weeks before that,
I was outside of playing with a dog and some
dude came by on trash night and picked up probably
fucking a thousand pounds a tile off my neighbor's curb
that was all trash. This dude had ford r injury.
Took off and then we took off. All of the

(31:33):
tile fell out on the road. No, it all broke
in the road. And I'm just staying, I'm just staring
at this dude. It's pitch blackout. He gets out of
the truck, he throws two pieces of tile back in
his truck, and then he gets in the truck and
he drives away. He drove he left so much tile
on the road that the road was impassable. I'm oh, no,

(31:54):
fuck this. I got my car and I followed him
all the way. He lived a block away. Yeah, I
called the police. Tells you how you were determined. It
upset me. This tells you how busy our police department is.
I called the police for tile falling out of a
trash pickers truck. There were four Mark cars that showed

(32:15):
up and a sergeant Wow, and they followed him back
to the site flashlights. They all stood in circles with
the flashlights and watched him pick up all the tile
and throw it away. Good for them, man, poetic justice baby.
And this is in the same guy you know, dumpster
diaper Baby. He came out. He's like, Nikki, you keep

(32:38):
it safe around here, buddy. I'll tell you that you
keep the streets safe around here. I appreciate you. And
then I let him down by letting somebody throw a
loaded diaper in his fucking trash can. Just a few
weeks later, I didn't even know I had so much
street cred. I'm gone, um man. The crime scene photos

(33:06):
looked like something from a fever dream. Though formal wear suits, raincoats,
and those metallic masks gleaming like alien eyes. There were
there was no evidence of a struggle, though I was
very profound, No footprints, there was no one around, their money,

(33:26):
their watches all untouched, no weapons, no spilled pills, no vomit,
no burns, nothing that scream poison. But every little detail
kind of whispered ritual. I think this is really fucking
weird to me, I did. It doesn't even really scream

(33:50):
ritual to me. It's yeah, it just screams weird. It's
really weird. Yeah. The towels that were found next, and
they were still damp when they are found, like they've
been soaked in. While some say they were meant to
cool down from a fever, others think they were used
to wipe away sweat during a drug reaction, or maybe
they were ceremonial tools to cleanse the soul. Hopefully that

(34:13):
guy that shitot in that trash can across the street
got himself a little wet wipe. And then there was
the damn notebook for a case. The strange that line
await signal, Yeah, became the obsession every detective, every journalist,
every conspiracy nut would interpret it differently. What kind of

(34:35):
signal radio transmission, A flash of light, a divine vision,
that's what that's what really, you know, alerted me to
that message, Like what does that mean? A weight signal.
When their families were told, the wives insisted, quote they

(34:58):
were working on a secret project. They wanted to make
contact with something not of this world. Quote. Okay, their
own wives knew what they were doing. Damn. And that's
where things took a left turn because around the same
time that all of this happened with the lead masked death,
witnesses in the Tory reported seeing something hovering above the

(35:22):
hills A few days before the bodies were found. Multiple
locals reported seeing strange orange lights hovering over Bi and
Tim Hill. One witness described it as a large, glowing
oval with a fiery halo. Another claimed it rose from
the hill, wobbled, and shot upward at impossible speed. The

(35:45):
reports didn't make front page news at first. Brazil in
the sixties was knee deep in the UFO fever. Brazil
is one of the What's hotspot UFO hotspots. I think
even if you one of the probably I think it
is the most popular place on earth UFO. Yeah, Brazil

(36:17):
is by far and away one of the one of
the hottest locations for for UFO sightings, even UFO, not
even UFO sightings, but so many abduction counters, alien encounters,

(36:37):
strange incidents. Is that we covered an episode maybe a
year or so ago and maybe maybe longer, but it's
the Virgin abduct the Virginia UFO incident. Have been a
Virgin in a long time brother home. This is an

(37:00):
nineteen ninety six residents claimed seeing one or more strange
creatures at least one identified flying object. The extensive media coverage.
That's a really fun episode if you guys want to
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know why they're I know why those guys are hanging
out there. You've seen them, those Brazilian women before. Helly, Yeah, dude,
batshit fucking crazy, but they are he'll kill you. They're
not afraid to kill you. No, we are. Yeah, there's something, buddy.

(39:13):
They're only good for one thing, and that's not being
a wife or mother. Got what I mean? Get you?
You were looking for a signal, that would be one
l way to receive it. The two radio technicians, obsessed
with communication and spiritual energy, waiting at a precise time

(39:36):
on an exposed hilltop. Maybe they thought the lead masks
would protect them from radiation or blinding light when the
craft ascended. Maybe those capsules were some kind of preparation,
the way to open their minds or tune themselves to
higher frequency. Problem is, no capsules were ever found. And

(39:57):
you remember in the initial note, the note said take capsules, yep,
or at the beginning before anything else. There's no evidence
of capsules. There's no evidence of a container for capsules,
no residue. So then we moved to the toxicology report.
He got dead bodies. Let's do an autopsy. Let's check
the toxicology. That'll tell the story. Nothing but that empty

(40:22):
water bottle and towels were discovered with these gentlemen, and
the autopsy we were just talking about completely botched. Oh man.
By the time the coroner got to these fellas, the
organs were too decomposed to test for poison or drugs.
Oh geez. So if they were killed by something chemical,
we will never likely know. The only thing clear was

(40:43):
that they died fast and quietly, like they had simply
just been turned off, like somebody flipped a switch and
away they went a good way to go, though. I guess, yeah, man,
just one second're trying to get abducted. The next second
you're fucking dead. One time you're trying to when sacking,

(41:03):
you're a Golden Retriever with ham on your face. One
like one prayer you see ham dog, peppers a hamdog.
HER's just a frisbee stuck in her head. But I
saw it. I was like, did she have a fucking
cone on her head? That's what everybody said. Everyone thought
it was a con oh coat of shame. But she

(41:23):
just chewed out the center of a frisbee and she
picks it up from the middle, so she sticks her
head in it. Then she just holds it from the
inside out. It's really weird. Poor ham dog, ham dog
saved his family from a burning building. Stupid golden retriever
save the entire family. I bet she'll keep scrolling. One

(41:44):
like equals one bone for ham dog, one like equals
one prayer, one share equals five dollars.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
So this thing earlier says that what if dogs really
like humans because they're because humans have bones inside of
them and they just want their bones. Like, yeah, that's
fucking good.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Whatever. I worked at the police department. We had one
death scene where the old woman had died and she
had chihuahuas and they ate her face. They chewed her
face off. Oh yeah, And whenever we got there, her
body was obviously like dead and like bloated dead, but
her face was eating. It was eating down to the bone,

(42:23):
so it was like she was wearing a round skull mask.
Use skull. That's pretty crazy. But they ate her fucking
eyeballs and ship. There's been things like studies done, but
not necessarily studies, but from actual scenes, and they've they've
found that dogs will do that only in the last
ditch effort to save themselves. Cats will eat you way
faster it's like you die and then within a day

(42:46):
cats are eating Oh how convenient.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Which I feel like it checks out convenient. The fucking
dogs probably hating it the whole time. They're like, oh God,
I don't want to do this.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Or puppy one thing I've come to terms with, come
to grips with. Recently, I heard somebody say cats simply
tolerate us. Sure, and it makes me sad because whenever
I hold my cats, they go like wine and they
scream for help. They're distressed when if I hold them
and kiss them and love on them and stuff. And

(43:23):
it's only because they they legitimately they just tolerate us.
They don't true, they don't like us. Occasionally we're convenient
for them to get a good scratch in. But dogs, man,
your entire their entire world revolves around you. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, Pepper,
Pepper's entire world revolves around me. Like every fucking step

(43:46):
I take. She that's like, she's what are we doing?
Somebody in the trash kid again, what are we doing?
You're gonna figure it out.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I don't know how they know, but they said, like
dogs likely are like dreaming of their owners, like when
they're sleeping too.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, I'm like, that's fucking sad, dude, it is. I
think cats just want you to fucking dice. They can
eat you. Every time Pepper's dreaming, she starts running into
I love that, And I'll say she's running through the
sausage factory. I love when dogs do that too. It
the toxicology failure. It means we can't rule out poisoning, accidental,

(44:25):
or deliver it. But here's where it gets kind of spooky.
These guys were not the only ones in Brazil during
that decade mixing electronics and mysticism. There were fringe groups
called spirit Spiritist engineers they call themselves, who believe that
electromagnetic energy could amplify the human soul, allowing contact with

(44:47):
beings from higher planes. They'd hold meetings, they'd perform experiments,
and even record strange bursts of static that they claim
were voices of the dead. Some even built leadlined helmets
to block out earthly interference. N'eu familiar at all. Pass

(45:08):
me and my helmet. I don't like a helmet. Miguel
and Minol had allegedly been dabbling in something called scientific spiritualism.
One of their friends told police they were quote preparing
for a great experiment that would prove communication with other intelligences.

(45:31):
The capsules, well, they might have been hallucinogens, maybe even data,
a potent and deadly plant that causes vivid visions before
cardiac failure. The wet towels, well they could have been
a desperate attempt to cool down as their bodies overheated. Yeah,
and they just took a bunch of fucking drugs. They
didn't know what they were. I feel like shit. But

(45:53):
here's the part that sticks. Though these men were they
weren't idiots. They were precise, disciplined profession technicians. If they
wanted to die, they'd have left the clear note of
why they wanted to die. If they were experimenting, they
would have had instruments, unless someone else took those instruments

(46:16):
after they died. Very strange. Yeah, Yeah, search teams comb
the hill for days, looking for a radio, looking for batteries.
They were looking for any kind of measuring device, any
type of communication device, something out of the norm, anything
that would lead them to believe that this was more
than two guys on a hill in black suits wearing

(46:40):
homemade lead masks. And they were left with nothing. There
was nothing that was found, not even scraps of wiring.
For two men obsessed with electronics. The tad bit suspicious.
Did someone go back and mop the scene up? Do
they wipe it down? Do they clean it? Was there

(47:00):
a third participant, perhaps be Investigators tracked down a friend
of theirs. It was a man by the name Elcho
Carrera Gomes, who admitted that he'd been with him during
previous experiments. He told police the group had performed rituals,
using bright lights and chemicals to communicate with spirits, drugs, drugs.

(47:24):
They're fucking tripping. One of those nights, he said, the
hillside had been bathed in an intense flash. It fucking
terrified the shit out of him. From that moment on,
he never joined them again on these weird excursions. I'm good, No,
thank you, Amen, We're going to some in the angel again.
Would you like to go with us? NOA I like

(47:50):
we could summon something upon a hill. Absolutely not. Man,
me and you up on a hill. That's funny, doesn't
like the That's my favorite part of the story is
they have a best friend that's another crazy fucking scientist
for him, and he did dumb shit with him all
the time, but then he saw something so fucked up

(48:10):
that he's like, I'm never going back there again. Yeah,
I don't like this. Yeah it makes you wonder. Oh man,
fuck you. The deve, Miguel and Minul went to Notaire.
They invited him. He declined, if Lgo's telling the truth,
they might have been expecting another light manifestation. This the

(48:33):
lead masks then, were They're kind of their own version
of Dollar Tree diy I protection. They were prepared for brilliance,
not death. Maybe they took too much of something, Maybe
they saw the flash again and collapsed, Or maybe that
flash wasn't hallucinatory at all. Maybe there really was something

(48:55):
on that hill that took their lives. By the time
reporters arrive, please Well, they had moved to UH a
status of tight lipped, no sign of foul play. They
said no clear cause of death, case closed. But that
did not stop the rumors. It only made the mutate.
It only intensified the rumors. Within just a few weeks,

(49:17):
tabloids well they latched onto the UFO Angle, the Flying
Saucer Review, and the uk ran The story is evidence
of evidence of alien contact gone wrong with the the
headline of their paper, two technicians die awaiting signal from
the stars. What a fucking cool headline. Cool. I hope

(49:40):
somebody has to write a headline about me like that.
Great dude, I'd keep the paper for you too. When
you went to the gighborhood, did you see any really,
really really convincing trans people that you were? Like? God,
damn man.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
So when we were we went to a drag show
the third bar and uh Sabrina was like, Hey, I'm
gonna take you up because I was sitting in the
very back waiting for I think it was waiting for
Beverly to get out of the bathroom, and she was like,
I want you to come up here. I want you
to look at look at her and tell me if
you think she's trans. And this woman she was older.

(50:14):
You could tell she was definitely older, but she looked
pretty fucking good. Like it just looked like a typical
older woman that had a lot of classic surgery on
her face, like a lot of botox facelifts, like something
like that.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
You really couldn't tell too much. I was.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
I was sitting here looking I was like, I don't
know if I should check anybody out. In this place
because I don't fucking know.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Did you grab her on the root? No? I didn't,
I don't. I'm pretty sure she didn't have a root anymore. Okay,
her root was gone. But doesn't hurt to ask, no, no,
not at all. But I was. I was pleasantly surprised.
Did you kiss anyone that wasn't? No? I didn't know
you should have no, just give just put your toe
in the water. Dip your toe in the water. Man.

(50:58):
It was That place was crazy. It was fun, fun time.
There so much fun.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, Like I was saying, that one bar, I didn't
tell anybody else this, but we went to We went
to three bars that night, the lesbian bar first, and
then we went to the hell a gay bar, and
then we went to another bar that they had drag
shows at.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Then we went back to the lesbian bar. But the
gay bar that we went to was out of control.
It was it was nuts. You walk in, you can't
see anything until you walk past this wall. Then once
you walk past the wall, it's just a really long bar.
And then over to the left, in the middle of
the floor there's like a long stage with two really

(51:34):
tall stripper poles and these stripper poles are probably fifteen
to twenty feet up in the air, and you got
two twinks dancing in lingerie platform shoes like boots all
the way up to their knees, banana hammocks, you know, brawls,
what other fuck? And dude, they were fucking going harder.
Was one that was dancing so fucking like, putting in
so much energy, and I knew his balls had to

(51:56):
stink like he was going so hard.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Was he getting tips? Oh my god, yes, he was
making bank. Yeah, yeah, he's going through kissing everybody and stuff.
Was like, oh wow, he fucking saying. He climbed up
to the fucking very top of the pole so fast.
He's like a fucking spider monkey.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
He got up there, he fucking clapped his heels together
and he free falled all the way down to the floor,
hit the floor, started fucking humping it, clapping his heels.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Together, didn't jump back up, dude. It was It was incredible.
It was crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Rick After we left, two of our friends, Ricky was
one of them, stayed even longer there. Okay, he was like, well,
the other said, I was like, why'd you stay over
there so long? Man, you have a good time. He's
like no, He's like, we had just order drinks and
we went together side. The other side wasn't as gay.
It was like it was just a normal bar.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Do you think he could have made out with somebody
if he wanted to. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
You see like, hey, dudes getting their asses eating. Oh
I didn't see anything like crazy gay, which I kind
of feel like I got jipped a little bit. But
I mean, somebody somebody's eyes in here. I mean there

(53:07):
was only one There was only one bar that we
had to pay a cover in. It was it was
the one that had the drag show. It was like
ten bucks. Jersey Peak took care of it all four us. Yeah,
so yeah, he's great, man. What it was fun to
all those places were so much fun. It was great.
I had a blast, I said. I didn't get back
to the hotel till five a m. That morning. So well,

(53:30):
there were some cheeks clapping in my hotel room. There
may have been some cheeks clapping at the game, David,
but there was also some cheeks clapping in my hotel.
Sometimes when I know my wife's really revved up, I'll
pretend like I'm sleeping to make her come after me.
I was weet, we me me, me me maker put

(53:52):
in make her work for a little bit. You know,
I hope.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Nobody wakes me up. Oh man, what a fun night.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, he said, you got back at five am.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Fuck yeah, dude. Well, like I said, we waited fucking
water burgers waking up. We were in there for a
fucking hour.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
They put this. That's miserable. Sorry, this is so fucking wrong.
They have this.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
You know how a lot of places are doing this
where you go through a drive through and they have
like tablets and they'll come out. They pulled the Chick
fil A thing where they take your order beforehand. They
had one guy out there.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Dude, it was the same.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
It was this all blackfellow. He was super skinny and
he had two legs that didn't fucking work. They have
him fucking walking out to cars. This dude couldn't bend
his legs, so he was fucking he was pencil legging.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
It was he her is he just like disabled? He
was disabled. He was fucked up, dude. He was disabled,
and they put his ass on drive through duty got
him out there working. Yeah, I said, it was a
lot of burger water legs. He was out there for forever.
You got them sea legs. Maybe he start chasing after us.

(55:08):
This fucker's chasing after us.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
He's doing the fucking segregation shuffle over to us. This
poor guy, this poor fella. Bless his heart. Hey, you
know what, we had three or four different orders. He
nailed them good.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
He fucking did his joumb It was the it was
the inside that took so long. Yeah, water burgers good, though,
there was like it was really good.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
There was like fucking fifteen, like teenagers sitting outside of
waiting on their food before we got there.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Yeah, and it sucked, extraordinary. Worst experience of the evening
of the whole trip. Actually, that's crazy. You went to
the neighborhood and the worst experience was getting cheeseburgers. It
was awful. We went the three different water burgers too,
because they were all so busy. Yeah, it was stupid.
That's wild. Yeah, man, Brazil's uh, Brazil's UFO community. They

(55:55):
ate it up. Though local believers claimed the capsules that
they that the boys took were part of an initiation
ritual given to them by extraterrestrial messengers. A few psychics
even channeled messages from Miguel and Manoel the gentleman that died,
claiming the men had quote transcended their physical form. Oh
another world, do you see? I send you a picture

(56:18):
that shit I took there in Texas. You transformed, You
transcended on that one. I pooped my tip made my tickle, throat,
my throat tickle. Whatever. It's like, you're floating up off
the toilet. I can take a ship. Six set there
took a picture of my dad my poop and he
said that looks like a pike, which is a really
long fish, and fish got teeth and ship. The skeptics

(56:41):
had their own theories, though One investigator suggested the pair
might have been running a scam selling experimental mind expanding
devices to gullible customers. Interesting maybe they accidentally poisoned themselves
testing one Another thought it was carbon monoxide inhalation. But
the bodies they were, they were out in the open,
up on top of a hill, and there was no
equipment nearby, so I don't think that checks out. Still,

(57:05):
that phrase, that phrase that everyone still thinks about, await signal,
that continues to haunt everyone who read it. It sounded
like a radio instruction. It sounded technical, but maybe the
signal wasn't to come through an antenna. Maybe they believe
the signal would come from somewhere inside their heads or

(57:26):
somewhere beyond our galaxy, our universe. Okay, that makes sense.
There's something beautifully tragic about Miguel and Minol's story, though,
two men so convinced that they could build a bridge
between Heaven and Earth using nothing but circuits and chemistry.
In the nineteen sixties, Brazil was buzzing with both technological
optimism and religious fervor. Sput Nick the satellite was overhead,

(57:49):
transistor radios were everywhere, and people genuinely believe that science,
the science, the codes that we were cracking, was going
to open up the secrets of God. Spiritualism was practically
mainstream at this point. They were talking seances, psychic medium
psychic healers, all operating side by side with the scientists

(58:10):
and engineers. Miguel and Minola they set right in the
middle of all that. There's a there's a darker possibility
of what happened here, though they were they were perhaps
manipulated into doing somebody else's dirty bidding, Maybe someone higher
in their society fed them the capsule story, promised them enlightenment.

(58:31):
They promised them a contact with people from from beyond.
They promised them that they would have an experiments, an
experience unlike anything they've ever been through before. Maybe that
person watched them collapse, took their equipment, and vanished. The
police are pretty clear of the stating that they did
not find an additional set of footprints, So I don't

(58:53):
know that theory doesn't really check out much for me either. Yeah.
Another another fringe theory, we'll call it that they were
perhaps victims of an industrial scam, tricked into testing a
prototype device that admitted toxic fumes. There's also the military
theory that they'd stumbled onto a classified radio frequency and

(59:17):
were silenced with poison. Were you cut and dry right there? Sure?
The Brazilian police never investigated that angle seriously seriously though,
but locals they still talk about it. My favorite, though,
is the supernatural crowd. Some claim the men made contact
and that the signal they awaited was something living, something powerful. Yeah,

(59:40):
something that could operate under on its own powering and guidance.
They saw the light, They saw it, all right, It
just wasn't the one they expected. Others say they were
caught between faith and physics, struck down by forces neither
could comprehend. Whatever you believe, the result was the same.
We got two dead bodies, two young men, two lead

(01:00:03):
masks on top of a hill. To this day, the
mystery still sets in the unsolved file case, just kind
of collecting dust. And once your inside has turned to mush,
you really can't fucking do much right unless somebody that
was there that experienced the same thing drink it. The body. Yeah, well,

(01:00:26):
Alisa Lamb, she died in the water tank at the
hotel and they drank on her for a few days.
That's true. That's kind of yucky. That's really gross. Can
imagine be one of those people that drink that taste
hairy taste Asian. Listen to this water in the hillside

(01:00:55):
where those two guys died. It still hasn't changed. It
has changed a little bit. I guess it's overgrown, littered,
kind of forgotten. But locals still say the place it
feels strange, it feels different. There's a strange weight to
the area. Okay, when you're in that area, radios will flicker,
compasses will twitch and spin out of control. A lot

(01:01:18):
of people swear that on human nights you can see
a faint orange shimmer above the grass, like a static
charge hanging in the air. The official story ends with
two men dead of an unknown cause, but that does
not explain the crashmanship of those masks that they're wearing,
those those strange lead masks. And that's why we call

(01:01:39):
this the lead mask case. These gentlemen were wearing lead
masks for whatever reason. It's crazy, it's true, there's no reason.
It makes it even more like you want to know
what figured, like what actually ended up going into what happened,
because you don't fucking know. Yeah, maybe they were naive

(01:02:03):
scientists chasing transcendence, or maybe they were victims of their
own faith, or maybe just maybe they really did catch
the signal that they were looking for and it was
not meant for human ears. Either way, their experiments succeeded
in one sense, they made contact, because decades later they're
still talking about these men and their story. Two men

(01:02:23):
in suits lying side by side on a lonely hill,
waiting for a message from the great beyond. And if
they were wrong, it's the strangest suicide in history we
ever decided to commit suicide together. Let me romantic. I
want it to be something really crazy like this. Honestly, dude,

(01:02:48):
If if it did get to the point where I'm
just like, Okay, I don't want to do this anymore,
I would rob a bank and just get in like
a gunfight. Not a gunfight. I wouldn't want to hurt
anybody else, but I would point and a gun at
somebody else. Sure, a point of unloaded gun at somebody. Yeah,
open to the fucking drawer. I forget who it was.

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But we met somebody in Texas and they're like, get
on the fucking ground. What a great video. Trained to
be a cop? Yeah, those brothers we talked to you, man,
those are some handsome devils they were. And the one
you were like anybody been circumcised, like almost twenty when

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I got circumcised, Like fuck you slow down. Pale talked
about how the gauze got fucking stuck on his dick.
God blessed him with incredible good looks and then gave him
a broken wan.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
That's fucking I divine. That's the way it goes by
and irony right there, that's the way it goes man.
Now that concludes our case on the lead and masks
we don't have the answers. Nobody has the answers. But
if you ever find me dead in a field, and

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the beginning of my note says, take capsule, just assume
I died from whatever that fucking capsule was.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Yeah, I think that's probably the most logical explanation for
what's going on here. Absolutely, I thought that from the
very beginning. But then they couldn't fucking figure it out
because it had been too long. Yeah, wreaked havoc. I
just want to know what's in that capsule. Their gizzards
turned into soup beans and shit, And then I don't
know what the wait signal means. I ain't frinking at all.

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They tune in a fucking radio and it's just a
wow signal. Yeah. I don't even like, I know aliens
are out there. I just don't want to be friends
with people that don't believe in aliens. It's weird that
people don't word. I don't get it. I don't get
why you don't believe it. Yeah, it's it's just so

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so vast man. Yeah, it's illogical to think that it's
just us. And there's even the videos now, even some
of the videos we showed the live show of, like
the recently that spaceship getting shot by the drone and
just nothing happening. Crazy man, all if it's all, that's crazy.
I just want to be left alone, even if they

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are out there, Just leave me alone. If you guys
could just leave me alone, that would be great. Do
what you want. That's so. You know that one friend's
house used to go to and their parents would be like,
I don't care what you fucking bus do. Just don't
make any noise after two am. Yeah, fuck what you
guys do? A new couple of those. Yeah, the David's

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house definitely, can anybody live there? I don't think so.
Besides them too. His dad was always asleep with dick
in his hand, watch the computer. No power move, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
He sat there and just studied porn. Put the hurting
on his mom.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I love him, dude, I mean I love Brent. But
God rest in peace to his dad. He his mom,
but yeah, RP to both of them. We used to
stay there and this is right during the infancy of
dial up internet AOL. Yeah, and his dad. Their computer
was in the living room. His dad would watch porn.
He wouldn't jack off. He just watch it, just watch it,

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just stare at it. Yeah, and then we would come
out there and he'd be passed out drunk with porn going.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Do you remember their uh, they're downstairs fucking playboy room.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Did you ever get to see that? I think he
had a lock on a basement and figured out how
to get into. He found where the key was and
there was boxes and boxes and boxes of Playboys all
around the room. Yeah, dude, I remember that. Yeah, we
fucking stare at bushes through the centuries. Man, it was
pretty crazy. That's cool, like jerking off on a time

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machine exactly. That man was. He was dedicated to his craft.
He was a dude. I bet he was the fucking
the ultimate pussy pounder as much porn and as he watched.
I have one acquaintance and he's a porn connoisseur, just
loves it, can't get enough of it. Kind of. That's

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a pretty much addicted to porn. Being intimate with a
woman doesn't do anything for him. Really, Wow, the only
way he can be aroused is through porn. Pornography. Crazy.
I was like, Wow, how fucking miserable He's like, no,
you think about how much money I save, and I
just do whatever the fuck I want. I get off
anytime I want That's true. I'm like, yeah, I get

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off anytime I want to. But sometimes my wife is
like a real slickery vagina. Yeah, puss definitely feels better
in your fucking hand. Sometimes I'll just shit at iaper
and throw it at my neighbor's trash can. Poor guy.
Oh shit. Yeah all right, guys, Well, I hope you

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enjoyed this episode. Uh, glad, we get it out for you.
We tonight. I have my daughter's last middle school football
game tomorrow night. I'm going to the Bengals versus the
Steelers game because I'm back in on the Bengals cause
Joe Flaccokay, baby, what a crazy acquisition that is? Yeah, crazy,

(01:08:32):
it's crazy because he and we still don't have a line. Yeah.
He his right tackle. Joe Flacca's right tackle used to
be Willie Anderson. Willie Anderson was drafted when we were
in the fourth grade. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy. Fuck,

(01:08:56):
that's insane. Nineteen ninety six. Willieaterson have to jeez Louise
and he used to that he blocked for Joe Flacco
and Baltimore, Joe Flacco's rookie and sophomore year. I think, wow, fun.
I love it. I love it. We'll see how he

(01:09:16):
does well. Just don't feel good about anything anymore. You know,
it's hard to man. All Right, We'll hope you have
a great week and uh hopefully we'll get back to
the Times two schedule next week. Yeah for sure. All right,
I'm here for him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Love you guys. Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
I want to see your attatatatatatatatatatatat