The Paul Pelosi Gay Hammer Attack

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Today is a good day to have a casual encounter,
a good old fashioned Craigslist casual encounter, like one of
those ones read yeah, what is that post nut clarity?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
You're probably gonna catch something from yeah, buddy, oh yeah,
and we're here to tell you about one of the
best Craigslist casual encounters that history has ever told.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hello everyone, I'm Nancy Pelosi's son, the Delicious Nicolicious.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm the one that got aboarded. I'm wro other guys.
You're Nancy Pelosi's daughter. Okay, yeah, we're up.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
This is one of those topics where probably get shot
and killed, and I'm really excited for that because the
winter blues.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Before the holidays, so you bring it on this time
of her sucks. It sucks so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Saturday evening, My sixteen year old daughter totaled her car
and now I gotta buy another one. So it might
be getting a lot more of these podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Let's fucking go, man.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Or if any of you wish to solicit any type
of nudity for me in any way and you wish
to pay a high dollar for it, I'm my body
is a temple. I will let you explore it. I'll
let you see the vast crevices oriphices. I do shave
my genitals, not bear, but down to stubble. Just putting

(01:49):
that out there because bear irritates my skin. Okay, and
I do I do. If you saw me naked, say
oh he's bald. But there's a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
There's a little bit going on there. Hell for you, man, speaking.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Of a little bit going on down there. Welcome cult Far,
our newest Patreon subscriber. He is explicitly stated in his
welcome email. Hi, my name's Colt Far. I have a
little bit going on down there.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay. Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
So this is a good time of the year for
cult for cult far, because a.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Rah.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I watched a home alone movie locations video on YouTube
last night. It was so enjoyable, and then that went
into like a forty five minute sandlot filming location, and
then there was like a thirty minute Rookie of the
Year film location after that.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I just kept watching them, watching them seasonal depression, just
kept watching them in my fuzzy socks. I were those
traction a fall risks. So I wore those rubbery socks
that keep me from falling down.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
You get from like a jump house. Yeah, I got him.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
From mounts America or some shit like mounce House, fucking
jump us.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, shit like that.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Thank you Cole.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
We love you, buddy, appreciate your colt. Next we got Wayne.
They're not the not so want you Wayne, you want
you sit on it, Wayne, Sit on it, Sit on it,
Wayne Snott.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Thank you sir, Thank you mister Snott. I am an
I'm a big fan. I will say that, and I
love you. And you are wearing what appears to be
a tuxedo in your profile picture. This is a very
casual gathering that we do. We need to wear that
here at the Brohio Podcast. You don't have to get
all dressed up and not at all. I will say,

(03:39):
Happy thirty ninth birthday to my beautiful wife Stacy. She's
not here, she's at the dance studio with my children.
I did go to the dairy queen and I bought
her an ice cream cake to surprise her. Yeah, and
she's like, you need any candles?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
And I got a candle to spell out thirty nine
and I uh, She's like, that's thirty two whatever, and
then she stopped She's like, did you still want the
ice cream? And I was like, what she said, did
you still want the cone? The ice cream cone? I said,
I didn't order an ice cream cone. She's like, I

(04:14):
thought you wanted a chocolate ice cream cone, and I said,
oh yeah, I did get it, like I did ask
you for a chocolate ice c which I didn't, So
it was I think she.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Was tricking me.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
And I just said, give me a chocolate ice cream cone,
that's all I said. I didn't say give me a small, medium, large.
I said, okay, just get out. Yeah, I'll take the
chocolate ice cream cone. So she rang me up for
fucking large. Dude, you ever order a large ice cream
cone from dairy queen?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I don't think so. I know you could order sizes
for you.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
You get about fourteen inches of cream on top of
that thing, buddy, Oh yeah, I think that was the
first one they poured all day, I think, dude, Yeah,
it was dense. My teeth still hurt, my belly hurts.
I feel bad for people that can't eat ice cream.
You know, there's a lot of people like that.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's my wife's like that, and I enjoy it because
what she does you'll still go in to order something
just to have like a bite.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I've been around her when she's like I can't fucking
do that. She'll take like three bites and she's like,
I'm fucking sick.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
She still likes it, but she can't eat it. I
get to, you know, I get to reap the benefit
of that, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
She's like, Oh, I'm gonna fucking did's just eating it?

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm like, yeah, good, get a girl fucking tear it up.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
He loves it, but your body doesn't.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
All right, let's see our newspaper article for this week.
HR director arrested for allegedly drugging over two hundred female
applicants to make them urinate during interviews. Oh god, this
is bad. God damn, this is really bad.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Like this is bad bad.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
A human resources director working for a government institution has
been accused of drugging more than two hundred women in
an effort to make them need to urinate at difficult
moments during their job interviews. Sylvie de Lazzini was among
more than two hundred and forty women target by christian Negray,

(06:03):
the HR director of the French Cultural Ministry. According to
The Guardian. A lawsuit filed against Negray and reviewed by
the outlet, claims that he slipped a strong illegal diuretic
into coffee your tea that he personally offered the female
candidates when they arrived for interviews. The lawsuit states that
after giving them the drug drink, Negray would propose taking

(06:25):
the interview outside for a walk. He would then intentionally
lead the women on a long, winding routes far away
from bathrooms, so that when the sudden urge to urinate struck,
they were forced to either endure intense discomfort, relieve themselves
in public, or even end up wetting their clothes. Investigators

(06:45):
first became suspicious of Negra in twenty eighteen, when he
was reported for trying to take a photo of senior
official's legs. According to the report, a search of his
computer turned up a spreadsheet titled Pea Experiments, which logged
dates what the fuck in times of each drugging, as
well as notes on how the victims reacted. The files

(07:08):
also reportedly included photos under the pretext of a sexual fantasy.
This is about power and domination over women's bodies through
humiliation and control, said one of the attorneys representing many
of the victims. The woman interviewed. She shared her account.
She said that she drank the drink experienced an increasing
need to urinate after drinking the coffee after it had

(07:32):
briefly been out of her sight while in neck Ray's possession.
She said, my hands were trembling, my heart was palpitating,
Beads of sweat ran down my forehead, and I was
turning red. I'm going to need a technical break, but
he kept on walking. The woman said she was eventually
forced to squat in a tunnel underneath a bridge. He
approached her, took off his jacket and said I'll shield you,

(07:55):
And she said, I thought.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
That that was drange.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
That is fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
That's even that's a little too creepy for me. Yeah,
you know, I got some hateful emails after I mentioned
last week. I was like, you know, I think I
think Millie Bobby Brown she's kind of hot. People wrote
me and said, you're a predatortive. I must clarify I
have no attraction to stranger things. Millie Bobby Brown.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I think, I said. First season Millie Bobby Brown, the.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
One where she's dressed up as a fucking twelve year old.
I'm like, there's no desire for that, no now, but
that fucking horror on Instagram. That is a woman. Okay,
fucking wipe about Millie Bobby Brown from your mind and
go to the Instagram Instagram Millie Bobby Brown. That's a
fucking that's a gypsy transient horror.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
A lot of times I'll tell a story and I
know what you're probably thinking at home. You're probably saying,
this motherfucker is making this shit up. A lot of
stories I tell, they say embellished, and oftentimes, Robert, you'll
even say, I don't know how much shit, how shit
like this always happens to you? Yeah, And I always
tell you, like a lot of these things, there's people

(09:11):
around where I can prove it happened.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
The other day, Thanksgiving, God Rest the Pilgrims, I had
my entire family here at the house. I smoked a
turkey right and it was the best turkey I've ever made.
Proud as a fucking peacock all day.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
It looked, it looked really good.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Strutting around this house, I kept on grabbing my package
and shaking it to people. There was nothing anyone could
do to stop me. I was too powerful. I was
coming down from the high of the turkey. There's nothing
that anyone could do to me. Downstairs, we have a
camera in our utility room. It's from where the guy.
We put the camera there because that's where the guy

(09:52):
broke into our house at And I'm just like, if
I can just put motion on these windows, alarms, whatever,
I'll feel a lot better. Whatever. The camera in the alarms.
The camera's been there for years now, since the guy
broke in her house and wiped the place out. But
while I was that's where well, you had all the company,
and that's where Pumpkin was hanging out. My old, aging,

(10:14):
fucking elder cat that's probably close to dying. I can't
tell if she's.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Dying or not. I think you can with cats.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
She's like thirteen fourteen. They're just like, we want to
do a blood test, see if she's got cancer. I'm
just like, yeah, fourteen year old cat, she's got cancer. Yeah,
God says it's time, right. But she's doing alright, she's
still eating, she's fine, she's healthy. She can jump up place,
she'll tell us cat shit. I grab her foot, she
bites me. She's fine, dude, checks out, But I went

(10:43):
downstairs a check on her because she's my cat. I'm petner,
I'm petner, I'm petner. And then right as I'm about
to walk out of the utility room, I look at
my watch and then I like, wipe my nose. And
when I wipe my nose, I'm like, oh my god,
there's I wipe my nose in my mouth and there
was cat ship on my hand, and I wipe my

(11:05):
face and I wipe cat ship all over my lips,
up my nose.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Fucking way. It's so gross.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
And I got the video of it.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's so gross. So you don't hell yah.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Mein real quick.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh my god, that would be awful.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
People think I'm beellow shit and make this ship up. Dude,
it's uh, let's see, I'm just petting her. I'm just
loving honor. Check my watch, get a little kiss.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Look, I'm just loving on her, a proud dad loving
check my while to watch I wipe my face cat
ship smell it.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh my oh my god, and I pay check her
start looking over her butt like that fucking gross dude.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I go the bathroom room immediately out of there. Dude,
that sucks.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I had cat ship up my nose and in my mouth, dude,
And then I came back. I came back in there,
and I was like, I gotta see what the Fu's
going on here. I'm fraid she's covered poop. So I
gotta go in here and do an oil check on
my cat. I gotta picked her up by a tail.
I'm checking her gizzard and stuff. I'm like, get off there,

(12:31):
you nasty bitch.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah for poop. Yeah, you're looking for do you know where?
Did you ever find out where it came from? Dude?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
It was a little tiny nugget. I saw it.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I saw it like I felt it. I felt it
was just a little tiny ball nug that sucks. And
you just happened to your cat ship in my mouth,
dog Hitler Mustage.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I was there, like fucking I was in their deep
throat and a bar a dove in my daughter's bathroom.
I would have too, man, I think I used the razor.
My daughter is on our legs and like shave my face,
like just cut my lips and nose off.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
That sucks. I'm sorry that happened to you.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
It was really yucky. It's really, really really yucky.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
It's traumatizing.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Hopefully that's a good segue for our sponsors. Here is
a quick break for hopefully three of our sponsors, all right,
in an episode we've all been I don't know if
anyone's been waiting for this episode, but it hit me today.
I said, this is a fucking great thing for us
to cover on the show.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Let me see we've We've definitely talked about it. I'm
pretty sure we talked about it after it happened.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Fine.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I remember us looking at pictures of their house.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I text Robert today, I said, if you're good tonight,
I am, And then I said, we're covering the gay
Rendezvous where Nancy Pelosi's husband got beat with a hammer.
And then Rob Dowk said, fuck yes, lol, I'll talk
about those teddies for hours.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, dude, those things. Those things are incredible.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
If you've never listened things, those are hit dude. I
think it'll be pretty easy for us. There's no h
no political affiliational is show, Okay. I think I think
Joe Biden was one of the least functional presidents in
US history. I think Donald Trump is a fucking clown.

(14:27):
I think all politicians are criminals. I think they're doing
bad shit. I think they're very, very very very few
honest politicians. I think that any politician that you think
has your best interest in heart has no idea about
your struggle. They don't know what it takes put food
on your table. They don't know what you go through
to get to work and back every day. They don't

(14:47):
know what it's like to take care of a fucking
kid making fifty thousand dollars a year. They don't know
what it's like to be sitting there on a fucking
Tuesday with a two dollars in the bank account and
not getting paid on Friday and not know what the
fuck you're gonna do. Like, so I grew up poor, Okay, motherfucker. Well,
you've been an adult for sixty years. You don't remember
what I'm an adult and I'm poor. Big fucking difference. Politicians.

(15:12):
They don't care about us, They don't care about you.
I love I love watching Joe Biden operate comedy. I
like watching Donald Trump operate comedy. Yeah, I thought Brock
wasn't funny at all. I thought he's pretty stoked. He's
pretty cool, dude.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I don't known for comedy when he had.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
No comedy, George Bush comedy, no Clinton comedy. It's yeah.
So don't don't think like going to this like, oh,
here we go. The boys are turning left, they're turning Rioti.
The only thing we're turning turn into is right and
your mom's fucking ass. After the show, I was.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Gonna say gay turning gay boy.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
So I yeah, don't get it twisted. And if you
do have a problem with us, we'll put diuretics in
your team. Off you, and then we'll watch you pee.
We'll watch you piss, We'll watch you mercilessly. We'll fucking
watch you piss while you I.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Don't think I've ever really thought of like that, even
being a thing like a drug to make you piss. Obviously,
I know there's laxatives, but that's that's weird.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Could you imagine like installing one of those cameras wat
like in a bathroom, like I wanna watch girls pee,
and the first person that goes in there just takes
a giant ship and covers up your camera for good.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
What's crazy? That's the thing that women have to worry about, dude.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'll tell you. I read about some ship that guys
do sometimes and I'm a I'm appalled to have a
wiener sometimes just yeah, see some of the disgusting ship
that men do just I mean, there's there's some women
that do really god awful ship too, sure, but it's
normally the guys that just do the most senseless, profound,

(16:57):
just devious sexual acts. I don't know, just all for
the I would never want to jack off to a
woman pissing. It's kind of this was on my fucking head.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Different strokes for different folks. I mean, that's cool if
it's like consenting, but like, come on, man, that's fucking
this is dirty.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Sometimes Stacey would be like, I gotta pee, look out,
I gotta pee, and I'll grabber and.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Pull her into me.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I'm like, fucking piss on me.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
So maybe tonight's in her thirty ninth birthday. Maybe tonight's
the night the.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Night is, yeah, no other better time. You won't spend
the last the last year of your thirties not piss
it on me.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Oh think you stinks. San Francisco is a city where
anything can happen, including a seventeen year old boy pissing
in a yurinal with his pants and his underwear around
his ankles. That was me in two thousand and five.
In case you're wondering.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Wrong city for that, brother, You can walk down a
street and you can see a billionaire drinking a twenty
dollar oat milk, a latte a little uh carmelo macchiato
with a side of goat milk, or a man dressed
like a lizard prophet baptizing pigeons, a naked rollerblader preaching
anti capitalism.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
San Francisco. They truly have it all. Last time I
was there, I went to Alcatraz. I got off of
the boat off of Alcatraz, I walked twelve steps. I
bought a marijuana joint out of a cookie jar and
I smoked it on the side of the street while
I drank a Mitchlata, which is beer bloody Mary type deal.

(18:32):
And I said, Wow, this is really cool. This is
really nice. This is a cool place. I was stoned
to the bone just staring at Alcatraz, watch for people
got tortured looking around, just waiting for fucking gay people
to start butt fucking the shit at each other in
the street.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
It didn't happen. Damn man, you didn't get the full experience.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Then I didn't.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's a place San Francisco where reality sometimes feels like
a mad lib written by Nick and Rob. But we're
both slobbering, fucking, stupid drunk. So when this story broke
Paul Pelosi, husband of Nancy Pelosi, attacked in home invasion
by a man with a hammer, Well it caused America
to pause and asked some questions. And thankfully so, even

(19:18):
though the government, the people in charge the media agencies,
I don't think they necessarily wanted us to know the
answers to these questions because this was not just a
home invasion. This was not a burglary. It was not
even a robbery. It wasn't a political hit job with
clean cut motives. Oh my god, why is this even happening?

(19:44):
I don't know why it does that. Who knows my
phone hooked up to our audio interface and they just
picked up a call. It's so strange. This specific incident
had energy, strange gay energy. Why is everyone calm?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Energy?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Is that dude half naked? Energy? Why is he calling
this man a friend on nine to one one call?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Type of energy?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
This had the unmistakable aroma of San Francisco. After hours
meet up gone terribly wrong. Two bros just sucking each
other's dicks. That's how this podcast started. Yeah, one day
you're like, I'm tired of just only doing nasty stuff.
I want to talk about it a little bit.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Not gay.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
If your buddies right, if you keep your socks on,
it's not gay. I learned that in prison.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
One thing we'll preach.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Was it a wellness retreat?

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Probably not.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Was it a grinder hookup? Very possible. Was it a
late night visit from a friendly neighborhood hammer enthusiast.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Hey, Paul, I don't know you like hammers. I don't
want to show you this nineteen eighty nine craftsman. I
just got into the yard sale the other day. Please,
if you don't let me in, I'm gonna use the
hammer to let myself in.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
But from the moment that the police open that door,
the whole country's eyebrows kind of stood up and it
stood out because you know why this is fucking weird.
It's Paul Pelosi, multimillion dollar political spouse of the Speaker
of the House Nancy Pelosi, nicest tits on Capitol Hill,
ninety eight years old, got tits like a fucking brass

(21:29):
ass baby fucking f she got some bombs on.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Look just you if you if take one thing away
from this episode is to google them titties. Dog, Nancy
Gay straight outn't care what you are, you think all.
I don't want to see the old ladies. You're not gonna
see there their titties.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Titties, but mother fuck boy, them things are heavy dogs.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Damn. I love it, dude.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I bet you in her day, uh, I guess not.
She's been seventy eight her whole entire fucking life. This
pictures from ninety three, and she looks like she's ninety.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Say, she was probably like seventeen there. Look, dude, if
you got cornered, that bus size is fucking crazy. You
run out of gas someplace in Wyoming. You go to
a bar to use the payphone, and this old fucking
creature crawls out of the blue lagoon start coming at you. Yeah,
and she's like, h I think the phone books over

(22:30):
here by the cigarette machine.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
And follow her over there, and she grabs you on
your winkie. Yeah, And she even calls it a winki
when she grabs it. She's like, you got a fucking winky, boy,
it's kind of insulting.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
A little bit.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
But you know what these are, These are AI pictures,
but they're fucking awful.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Dude. I don't like that. I don't like that one.
Yeah yeah, I mean, if that happens, I'm gonna fucking
I'm gonna lay all my back and I'm gonna play
all the play with them things like a fucking kit
playing with the yarn brother two balls of yarn, just
one at a time. Okay, go back to the pictures
real quick. There was one that uh, let's go back up.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I don't know, she's never really.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
She always kind of has that look to her. I
think it was all the way to the top. Uh
that second roll down, fourth picture of it. Why does
it look like her with don veto?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Oh man, that is what she did it fucking too.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Anyways, Old lady huge titties, multi million dollar political spouse
of Speaker of the House Nancy former Speaker of the
House Nancy Pelosi. In the on the police's arrival, Paul
Pelosi is clutching a cocktail.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
In one hand.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh yeah, good for him, and he has his hammer
his hand on a hammer with the other hand, and
next to him stands a barefoot man in underwear holding
the same hammer. That's helligate both of them, both of
them just smiling like this is par for the course. Okay, hello, gentlemen. Hello,

(24:20):
that's what the cop. The cop is like, what the
fuck man? When they open the door, he's like, whoa,
what's going on here? And Paul Pelosi's in his underwear.
They both have their hands on a hammer, and in
Paul Pelosi's other hand, he's holding a cocktail.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
That's oh and he gets so much deeper. This was
not a crime scene. This looked like a couple's retreat
for confused adults. But that's where our story kind of begins.
The official government approved press polish spin filtered narrative the
night of October twenty eight, twenty twenty two. Well, it's

(25:03):
quite simple, everybody, this is exactly what happened. Paul Pelosi,
husband of esteemed political figure Nancy Pelosi, was asleep. A
deranged intruder named David de Pape broke into the home
through a glass door. Paul woke up, confronted him, and

(25:24):
secretly called nine to one one police arrived. The attacker
suddenly became violent and wham Paul gets slapped in the
skull with a hammer, literally three feet in front of
the police. The police are at the front door looking
at these two men in the face, saying, what are
you two fucking queers doing? Because they're both in their underwear,

(25:48):
they're both fucking drunk and gay, clearly.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Gay.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
And the cops are like, hey, what the fuck is
going on? Yeah, and David de Pepe says, ah, he's
not having any of it. He snatches the hand and
he slapped Paul in the skull with it and fractures
a skull. Pretty sickening sound. Honestly, I would assume an
old fucking Paul's head that can't feel good. That's the nice, clean,

(26:15):
corporate version. I added that stuff at the end that
wasn't part of the original report, the kind they gave
they give school children when something embarrassing happens in Congress.
But here's where things start to smell like an expired,
uh fucking jug of milk, or expire that turkey that's
still in the fridge right now.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
The glass door.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
The glass was reportedly broken outward, as in someone inside
the house was trying to break the glass to get out,
as in someone inside, cracked the glass open, as in
an intruder, did not break into the house. Someone may
have let someone out. It doesn't make in months. In

(26:59):
months after the incident, they did release a video of
David de Pape breaking into the house, beating the window
in with a hammer. It came months after the fact,
and it looks a little too like, well put together,
we need to we need to take this hammer, break
this window out so we can release to the public

(27:19):
to make him date. Yeah, it just looks a little rehearsed.
I it's hard to explain. David de Pape's clothing situation
was a little strange.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Was the man.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Clothed, was he in underwear? Was he fully naked? Was
he wearing jim shorts? It really depends on which news
station you asked, because they all reported something differently. Theories
say he stripped down while he was in the house,
he arrived undressed, or he undressed after entering a home
to send a message. But if you're sneaking into a

(27:50):
politician's home to do essentially political terrorism, do you really
need to take your fucking pants off for that?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I mean, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
This guy is David Deppe, guy had a long history
of living in like a nudist Connie and just being
up for just being fucked in the ass for money.
So well, the official narrative is he broke in and
he said I'm gonna wait for Nancy, and Paul's like, okay,

(28:23):
let's sit here and wait for Nancy. So he poured
himself a drink, he took his pants off. That makes
plenty of sense, right, Robert, That's what I would do.
I mean, I don't like the dreer for my wife's
pict its. In fact, I'm gonna take my pants off
to make you leave.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
And that's the thing is, it doesn't make any sense.
A lot of times when we do an episode, I
like to bring a little conclusion to the end of it, right, Okay.
So and So sentenced to forty seven years in prison.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
The family haven't talked to him to this day.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Why Paul Pelussi has fucking pants off when a gay
guy broke into his house. And it's not even the
most astounding details of this whole entire thing.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
It's so weird, it's really what it really is. It's like,
what the fuck was What was the whole point of
any of it.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
But maybe if you're if you're sneaking into a politician's
home to do political terrorism, do you really take your
pants off?

Speaker 6 (29:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
And if you're coming over for other reasons, well, yeah,
you do take your pants off. And I did mention
these two being gay and sucking each other's dicks, and
that would require both of them to take their pants off.
And if one of them said, grab the hammer, it
could have been a lot of different things, including, but
not limited to, one of their dicks or an actual
nineteen eighty nine Craftsman brand hammer well used on a

(29:50):
roofing job. I don't know where this hammer came from,
but it worked pretty good. Fuck fractioning Paul Pelosi's skull.
The attacker Okay, the attacker allegedly brought a hammer with him.
Other reports say it belonged to Pelosi's to the Pelosis.
Others say they were both holding the hammer, which we

(30:12):
can confirm via bodycam footage from the police officers the
night they went to the residence. When Paul Pelosi answered
the door, Paul Pelosi had his hammer, had the hammer
in his hand, but David de Pape also had one
of his hands on the hammer. But Paul Pelosi also
had a fucking old fashion in his hand, so.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Living the fucking high life.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Well, you know, it's San Francisco. It could be just
a wild ass kink.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
It could be. How did he answer the door with
the cocktail in one hand and a hammer and the
other he said the word with his cock cock Good
for him?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Man, what's going on here? And we're gonna play the
body cam the nine on one call here in just
a little bit anyway, it's nice good. Actually, we're gonna
play the nine one one call right now. And the
only kind of maddening thing about this nine one one
call is they have a like a water print water
mark and you can kind of hear like timestamp in

(31:17):
the background, but you still get the just of the call.
The just of the call is. And I'll set this
up for you what they want you to believe. Paul Pelosi,
who might i add, has like one of the highest
levels of security in terms of protection from the from

(31:37):
the US government. Yeah, definitely has secret service watching their
home twenty four hours a day, seven days a week,
never off like there's these guys are always watching the home,
not not set up outside, but always watching the home.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Via surveillance.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Their surveillance systems that they have in that house is
fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
So, I mean their house is like an entire city block.
It's huge.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
What's strange is Paul Pelosi's in his home. A man
has broken in that wants to wait for his wife, presumably.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
To kill her. I don't I don't know what they Yeah,
that's what they want you to believe. You can assume
the worst if someone's breaking into the house, right.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
So you take that into context that this guy is
calling nine to one one because a fucking intruder. If
I'm the husband of the speaker of the house and
somebody breaks into my house, I am immediately thinking I
Am going to be killed. I'm gonna be frantic. Sure

(32:41):
someone is committing political terrorism against my family, against me,
I'm going to die. I think these guys were but
fucking each other. So just keep that in your mind
when you listen to this ninety one call. Does this
sound like the man? Does this sound like a political
figure the third one of the top five most important

(33:03):
people in the US government spouse the spouse of her.
Does this sound like somebody who has an intruder smash
in a fucking window to the house and come in
and tell him we're gonna wait for your wife, just.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Please four two twenty two.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
I guess, I guess I twelve six.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Three, This is San Francisco Police. Do you need help?

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (33:33):
What is a hillman here? Just waiting for my wife
to come back?

Speaker 7 (33:38):
To two twenty three he's just.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
Waiting her to come back because he's not gonna be
here for a day. So I guess we can wait.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Zero okay, do you need please fire a medical for anything?
Eight seconds?

Speaker 8 (33:55):
I don't think so. I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
Zero, two, two three.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
And eight seconds. There's the the Capitol police around twenty
that's take my wife. They usually here. They're usually here
at the house protecting my wife.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
Now that's there's still police Friday.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
I have no understand eight two okay, well twenty what
do you think?

Speaker 7 (34:28):
Seconds?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Okay? Well, first off, why was he asking him? What
do you think the guy that broke into his house? Okay?
It smashed in his window of the hammer? Yeah, he defers.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
To him and said, well, I don't know, what do
you think the guy that's about to kill him? The
fucking hammer?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
What is the play here? Uh?

Speaker 8 (34:53):
He thinks everything's good. I've got a problem, but he
thinks it was held.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Okay, dispatcher, don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
That's the worst dispatcher in the history of all time.
She's like, all right, well call us back if you Yeah.
I got in a lot of trouble when I was
a nine on one dispatcher because some lady called and
she's like, my husband threw a phone book and hit
me in the head. I was like, okay, we're gonna
when you to come out, and that's domestic violence, like
when you come out and arrest him. She's like, I
don't want to arrest. I'm like, all right, well call

(35:25):
us back if you want them arrested. And I fucking didn't.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Didn't send anybody out. It's anybody out. But I was.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I was an eighteen year old kid running a dispatch. Yeah,
I learned a lot knowing now like lights and sirens,
that's domestic violence. You've been assaulted. Yeah, somebody's going to jail.
But uh, I was. I was a better dispatcher than
this lady. Well, you're being held hostage, call us back
if you need us.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
No, no, no, this this element just came into the house
and he wants to wait there for my wife to
come home.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
And so you know, do you know who the person is?

Speaker 8 (36:03):
No, I don't know who is he he has he's
telling me not to he's telling me not to do anything.

Speaker 7 (36:11):
What is your address, sir?

Speaker 8 (36:15):
In twenty six, two twenty five?

Speaker 7 (36:18):
And what is your name?

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Seconds?

Speaker 8 (36:21):
My name is Paul Pelosi.

Speaker 9 (36:26):
Friday.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
Anyway, this gentleman says two. He's definitely the team. He
telling me to put the phone down, and you do
what he said.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Eighteen seconds?

Speaker 7 (36:36):
Okay, okay, who what's the gentleman's name?

Speaker 8 (36:40):
I didn't think that.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Listen.

Speaker 10 (36:42):
My name is David.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
The name is David.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Okay, and who is David?

Speaker 6 (36:48):
Five?

Speaker 8 (36:48):
I don't know. I'm a friend of theirs. Yeah, he
says he's a friend, but.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
But you don't know.

Speaker 11 (36:57):
Who he is.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Five?

Speaker 8 (36:58):
No, man, seconds, Okay, he's going, I'm being very leading.
So I gotta stuff on you.

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Okay, okay, you sure I can stay on the phone
with you, just to make sure everything's okay.

Speaker 8 (37:13):
No, he wants to get Hill off the phone.

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Zero two okay and zero eight okay.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
All right, that's so weird. That's so weird, very weird. Now,
the one major detail here that I wished to bring
to the forefront. This The proposed that the time that

(37:43):
he broke in, the time that he broke the window
and went into the house, there's a four hour difference
from the time he broke in to the time the
nine woman call was placed, So that means David Depay
was in the house for four hours before the nine

(38:05):
one one call was placed. Are you aware of how
much anal sex you can have with another man in
four hours? If you have the right diet, you have
gayoraide on hand, you could easily do four to five
rounds of anal sex in four hours.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Sure, very easily.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Sure, and still watch Star Wars I mean, or whatever
gay people do in San Francisco, The Goonies I know
that was filmed in the Pacific Northwest. There's a lot
of nice movies that were filmed out that way that.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
You could that you could watch.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Shit. They could have even fucking ate each other out
sixty nine whatever. There's a lot of things that can
go on between the two homosexual males and a four
hour window, all that freaky shit.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, But it then it makes you wonder, like, at
what point did calling the police become the option, like
what was the payoff? Eric Once Paul Pelosi's like, Okay,
my pants are off and I'm drunk. I need you
to leave, and he wouldn't leave maybe, But.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Also, if you're kind of reading between the lines here,
it almost sounds like Paul Pelosi's I'm gonna give him
a little bit of credit here. It almost sounds like
he's maybe speaking in code. Did like you've heard of
like battered women calling nine one one from the car
and say I need a large pizza. Yeah, yeah, kind
of the same premise, which I respect highly emergency service workers.

(39:35):
They could read between the lines and that shite. This
fucking dumb bitch said all right, well.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Call us back. Good you need us, You got the
so fucking I wonder if she's still a dispatcher.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
She sounds like she sends either died or retired.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
She did sound very very senior this one. Make sure
Fancy Pelosi tits. Oh yeah, she was a Speaker of
the House. I'm right, yeah, I was making sure she
wasn't like Secretary of State or some shit like that.
I keep on calling her the Speaker of the House.
She was a Speaker of the House.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah, I thought she was.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
The cult the nine one call itself. It sounds like
a hostage situation. It sounds like two gay lovers having
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(41:47):
Pelosi's tight little ass wrote a check that it didn't
want to cash. You know, He's yeah, it's he's like,
I got a really tight button.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
You know. It's it's really weird because it's like.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
It it's a tight little butt on me.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
It's almost like it's it's almost like that David wanted
him to call the cops, I mean, your friend, and
then they wouldn't do anything because because he asks him,
well what should I what should we do now? Like
like that he wanted him and since he wasn't getting
a response, well now he's like, I don't know what
to do now, you know what I mean. It's it's weird.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
It is noted as one of the strangest pieces of
audio and modern true crime. It starts like a man
ordering room service and ends like a man desperately trying
to hint that his light his late night guest, is
not supposed to be there.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
This sounds like if I go if my wife wants
me to go to Taco Bell late at night and
doesn't want to leave the house, and then she wants
a fucking crunch rap and I go to I go
to Taco Bell and they're out of crunch raps. So
I'm calling my wife. I'm calling my wife to be like, uh,
they don't have crunch wraps? What else do you want?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
That's how i'd be, like, I don't know what you
want me to do. It's like I kind of have
that phone call with like, oh, like they're out of
crunch wraps? What do you want me to do?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
He's he's here, and now he won't I've dumped every
ounce of my fucking jism into this man's butt and
he won't leave.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I have no more calm. The more and.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
More jizz I put inside of him, the longer these days,
I am out of jism. I'm never out of jism.
Just for all you guys, listen the show Wonder and
a H Paul Pelosi, what a figure?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
It gets better.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
M Pelosi says, I have a problem, but he thinks
everything's good. The dispatcher says, uh okay, and then he
he he's also called a friend. During the nine on
one call, he says it sounds like a lifetime movie.
It's kind of what it it's got kind of like

(43:51):
a generic feel to it. Paul Pelosi said he doesn't
know the man's name, followed seconds later by him using
the man's name, but you can hear in the background
that David to Pape.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Says, my name's David. He was so he had no
problem saying his name.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
It sounds like it's someone trying to cover up a
booty call while the booty call is standing three feet
away right Like sometimes my you know, back in the day,
my mom would call me and want to talk shit
about my wife.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
I'm like, oh, she got big old tits trying to suck.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
On mom, don't block me a woman.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Last night, my mom called me and she's like, all
your dad's been I'm so, he's been out in the
kitchen all day installing dishwasher all he's been out there
working hard all day. Uh just why, without even thinking, dude,
I said you should suck his dick and she started
laughing really hard. I don't know. I like, I'm usually
not that derogatory to my mother.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, but she started laughing really hard and she's like,
that's not happening.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I was like, uh, poor dad, poor guy.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Do you see that video of Emily spinning up milk
on my mom?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yeah, that was she took it like a chant. Man, dude,
I'm her son. There me times I've fucking spilled bodily
fluids on her just she like didn't really even flinch.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
We used to like we used to take like we
drink a little bit of milk and then put like
dry oats in our mouth and we walk up to
her and like just throw it, like spit them on her,
like we don't feel good. Like if we didn't want
to go to school, we'd be like we don't feel good,
and we'd go take a little bit of milk and
then oats and like.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Stupid. Oh god, to be your mom. Man, she's poor woman.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
She's a soul.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
She's a saint.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Man. But if if you guys, if you go to
my I got, you know, my personal Facebook page. I
don't keep too much private on there, but there's a
video of my daughter, my oldest daughter. Like the premises
you want to test your mom or your grandma's and
see if they still have their their motherly instincts. And
she lays down my mom like she's about to take

(46:03):
a selfie with him. My mom just my mom loves
these girls, dude, they're they're her world. So she just
starts grinning from ear to ear. And then my daughter
just like throws up milk on her some good squirt
on it. I can actually play you guys the audio
real quick if you want to hear it, because the

(46:27):
reason I want to play the audio is because there
was some really nasty gushing at the end of Yeah, at.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
The end of it, mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Much, my mom said that ship's wet.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I love how she like just doesn't freak out her
and she just fucking laughs. She's a trooper, man.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
This so this Paul Pelosi shit, this sounds like a
pretty classic my wife is home early panic kind of energy.
Paul isn't panic though, he isn't pleading for help. He
isn't whispering like an intruder is stalking the hallway. He
is awkwardly, politely conversational. That's what make people go this
is not a burglary ear or this is an unexpected

(47:25):
romantic understanding. At one point Paul says, he's telling me
not to do anything, but he says it with the
same tone he'd used to describe being like cut off
in traffic to pay casually identifies himself as David, as
if he had already been fucking getting pumped in the
ass for four hours preceding that, as if it wasn't

(47:48):
the first time that these two had interacted. This is
not how an intruder hostage pair talked to one another.
This is how two people talk when one of them
is is mad that the other drink is almond milk
without asking sure. It's a very strange energy. It really is,
feels really weird, and just that that abnormality, the tone

(48:14):
that's where all of these conspiracy theories have come from.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Now.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
The police bodycam footage is one of the most surreal
videos ever released by a police department. It plays out
it's it's like a fucking mad TV skit.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
No, I don't want I know.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
The I will play the video. It's not for the
faint heart. It's kind of it's kind of gruesome. Teventy
five year old man gets slugged over the head with
a ball pain hammer.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Little homo erotic a little fucking call hammer. Sorry, yeah,
a little fucking little tiny dick hanging out of his
boxer shorts. Some gore, some homot, but the worst, the
worst part of the video for me is he gets
slapped in the skull with the hammer.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Then the cops are like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Man?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
These sound like useless ass San Francisco cops. You know
in San Francisco, it's just kind of like lawlessness. They
don't you kind of do or the whatever you want
out there anyways, And in this video you can certainly
understand how someone could get hitting the skull with a
hammer and just probably be out walking the streets a
few days later. But the worst part is you can
hear after Paul Pelosi gets hit in the head with

(49:25):
the hammer, he's starting snoring.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
He just like he's out.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
He went to sleep, buddy. So we'll play that, and
if you're on the YouTube stream, I will I'll put
the video up for you guys so you can see it.
Pelosi body cam. Great fun, great success.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
We're moving over.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Here here.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
There.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Then they're all right, live here, all right, this is
the cop approaching.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Yeah, definitely don't want hold up here.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
I definitely don't want all over.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Here halloo, make sure that yeah twenty.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Six twenty right, yeah, twenty six twenty Broadway for those
of you that.

Speaker 10 (50:46):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Right here, we're gonna pause it.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Paul Pelosi's in a dress shirt, in his underwear. He's
holding a cocktail in his left hand. In his right hand,
he's holding a hammer.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, what can we tell? What's in the other guy's
left hand?

Speaker 10 (51:05):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Man?

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Look at that guy's face. Yeah yeah, look at Paul.
He is fucking bombed, dude, he has ship ripped drunk. Yep,
his face you can tell. Oh my god, that is
so disgusting. All right, I'm just gonna let this play.

Speaker 10 (51:24):
Drop the hammer? Hey, hey, what is going on? Right?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I'm not getting an.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
I want to point out, first off, the initial cop
that was doing the who was doing the talking, pushed
in his partner first. He did not want to go
in there first. He pushed in the other cop, Paul
Poss like dead. He's out.

Speaker 10 (52:01):
Ever backup co three still dot mm hmm, medics coache

(52:23):
as well, medill.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Okay, So first first thing that I want to say
is Paul Ploss got a little bird hands. I uh,
I would like to see this. I would like to
see this window that he supposedly came through, because that
is a big man.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
That's a really big man.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
That's a big, fat man.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I can show you the video.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
There's just no.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
There's no there's no sound with it.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I mean, I know this is a very very nice house,
so I'm sure it's not like the fucking basement windows
that I had as a kid.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
But here's the video of him breaking in that makes sense.
So this is the one that people are like, this
is staged, This is not real. This guy he looks
like he's coming to stay for a while.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
He does.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah, so that's another thing I want to point out.
This guy is breaking in. It looks like he has
enough luggage here, yeah, to last him several days weeks.
This looks like he's moving in.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
He's got a hiking backpack on his back, and he's
already set down a normal.

Speaker 9 (53:38):
Backpack, putting on gloves. There he goes breaking a window,
go and breaking the window.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
So okay, oh.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
It doesn't make a ton of sense.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah, so it's a lower level door window. It looks
like maybe, yeah, it's a door window.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
It's a door. You can see him reach in try
and unlock the door. Okay, but that's the nine on
one call. That's the bodycam footage. When the the cops
swing the door open, they see Paul Pelosi in his pajamas.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Holding a glass of rum Brandy Caprice. Son He seemed
he seemed pretty schwasted. It looked like Sonny D to me,
Sonny D in a pop tart. That's how I started
ninety five percent of my days in high school.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
That's a good day right there, both gripping the hammer.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
The cop.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
You can hear it in his voice. I'll go back
and play it again. The cop is just like, what
is going on here?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Yeah? Yeah, it's a it's real weird.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
They don't want.

Speaker 10 (55:04):
How you doing?

Speaker 4 (55:05):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (55:06):
Man?

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Everything's good?

Speaker 10 (55:10):
Alright? Drop the hammer?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Hey, okay, you're right right there. They should have they
should have intervened. What are these cops doing? I know,
drop the hammer? Nope, yeah, okay, you're getting you're getting it.
You're riding the lightning.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
You could have shot him right there.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I don't think they should have executed him, but they
could have shot him right there. The cops still haven't
even walked towards they're a good five six seven feet
in front of him. They start fighting over the hammer
for several seconds, and the cops just, oh, ship, that
sounds like that sounds like someone come down to the basement.

(55:50):
They're like, Nick and Rober, we're gonna give you police
fucking outfits the night you're gonna go patrol. Yeah, right,
that says, looks like this is what it would sound
like if like you and I walk walk to this
door tonight.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
It's so weird.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Oh shit, weird, The cop says, what's going on, gentlemen's
they tell him to step back, drop the weapon. Oh
they don't even they don't even tell them all that.
It's just like, hey, what the fuck is going on?
The men are standing side by side, non threatening, like

(56:23):
two dudes awkwardly sharing a fucking like a waffle maker
at the jury ended, like okay, I'm making my waffle first, No,
you're making yours. And then only after a full beat
of police silence, the pape suddenly rears back and smashes
Paul in the skull, fracturing his dome. Crazy if this

(56:44):
was a violent intruder, why wait until the cops were
already in the doorway. Why calm we stand there? Why
let Paul Pelosi hold the hammer with you? Why let
him have a cocktail in the other hand. Why didn't
Paul smash the fucking cocktail glass over his fance? Why
does Paul seem like he's playing it cool. He looks

(57:04):
giggly and drunk, is what Paul looks like.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
He definitely looks drunk. Yeah, for sure, he looks gay, giggly,
and drunk. It's just it's just weird that this this man,
if he had the intention on causing him harm from
the beginning, why wait until Why let him answer the door?

Speaker 1 (57:20):
He had been there for four hours?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Why let him call the police?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Paul Pelosi was probably wearing galls in his underwear from
getting fucked in the ass for for straight hours.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
That's what it was. It's weird.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Something weird appeared that it appeared something weird was happening,
something unexpected had occurred, and Paul was desperately trying to
protect himself and the other guy from being exposed. Now,
David Depay, for just a moment, is a man whose
Internet footprint reads like a schizophrenic expose. He had QAnon

(57:53):
style conspiracy memes, anti government rants, LGBTQ plus rants, pro
lg BTQ plants rants, far left, environmental essays, far right,
political content, religious spirals, anti religious spirals, naked yoga content.
I'm telling you, this dude is a goddamn psycho.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
That's crazy. He was all he's like us. He is
just like all over the place.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
I've done far left, I've done far right, and I've
done naked yoga. This could have been me. He wasn't
far left, he wasn't far right. He was confused, naked,
and he had a hammer and more about him. He
lived in a commune where everyone shared clothes, people crafted
psychedelic jewelry. There were reports of group sex, and neighbors

(58:40):
that lived nearby said they heard lots of moaning coming
from the commune. Fuck, isn't that's something you move away?
They're like, Oh, you think about dale, You're like, I
just always heard moaning over there. If that's the only
thing you can say about your neighbor. He was always
getting fucked.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
He's either giving his best or taking his best. Oh
which one?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Getting this old fucking hips beat around. So it didn't
take long for the Internet to be like, Okay, this
was a gay hooker. This guy had done he had
a history of dabbling along the gay sex worker lines.
San Francisco, believe it or not, has a very large

(59:26):
underground male escorts scene. You can get a blowjob from
a guy there if you want, and you can pay
for it, or you cannot pay for it. That's called consensual.
He was homeless. He sometimes couch surfed. He had ads
offering odds services. He had a reputation for free spirited intimacy,

(59:49):
and he looked exactly like the kind of dude who
would show up with a lunch box containing two granola
bars and a hammer for some ungodly unknown reason.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Oh that said, two grandola and a hamster. It still
checks out, for sure, still checks out still.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
But when you combine that with Paul Pelosi answering the
door in his pajamas, holding a drink like he was
mid evening, half crocked, it paints a bit of a picture,
and not a good picture, not a wholesome picture, but
it paints a gay picture.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Nonetheless.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Within hours of the story breaking, Twitter kind of exploded.
This wasn't a break in at all, but a lover's
dispute gone nuclear. The puzzle pieces just kind of all
fit together a little too well. There was evidence that
the glass appeared to be broken outward, not inward. But
from watching the video of him breaking in, you can

(01:00:40):
see him hit the window with a hammer and then
pull it back towards him, So I could see how
people looking at the crime scene, sure it would create
an illusion of, oh, somebody was breaking a window to
get out. What it appears happened is he used the hammer,
broke the window, and then pulled, like rip the hammer

(01:01:01):
back towards himself, which pulled the glass outside.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
There was probably dividing pieces of wood between the glass,
so he was pulling to break the way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
And what was even more strange for me than the
glass break. The glass break doesn't raise a whole lot
of suspicion for me, more of the calm tone that
Paul demonstrated during the nine on one call, How discreet
he was about meeting assistance. He's a friend. You don't
call intruder's friends. You call side dudes, booty calls, lovers,

(01:01:31):
trouble makers. That's that's what you would it, intruder. You'd say,
someone's broken into my fucking house. I need help, Like
come help me. Yeah, right right, Possibly Craigslist mistake. I
know I mentioned earlier about Craigslist casual encounter has gone
bad one of my favorite episodes ever. You can go
back and listen to that one. That seems like this
could have been something similar the the hammer ordeal, both

(01:01:55):
of them gripping a hammer. I can't make sense of that.
But another strange aspect is the drink in Paul's hand.
Why the fuck is this guy wearing Why is he
holding a drink? No hostage victim ever holds a beverage,
and no intruder ever says yeah, bro, take your time,
grab a drink.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
It's the door. I know it's the police, but go
ahead and answer it. It's weird, man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
That's that's why it's so different to me. So why
wasn't a panic moment? This was a like panic because
you got caught moment, is what it felt like. Cops
don't say gentlemen to active attackers either. It almost I
this is just me speculating. You guys listening to the show.

(01:02:39):
You're our friends, Rob Dog, You're my friend, dude. If
I was talking to friends, i'd say, you know, it
almost seems like the cops kind of knew what was
going on here. The cops kind of knew that Paul
Pelosi had fucking like gay hookers of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
It's it's weird that he called. He called the San
Francisco Police, but then he just about the central They
asked for the Capitol the Capitol Police.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Yeah, can you get those guys from Washington, DC on
the other side of the goddamn country to respond.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Don't you know who? They don't just like fucking transfer
your call right away, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
And even still he's she says this is she says,
this is a San Francisco pete. He's like, Oh, I'm
trying to get the Capitol Police. No, I'm being held
hostage with a hammer. Please send help. That's what you
that's like that You talk to whomever you can get,
not oh, try and get me to somebody else. Send

(01:03:34):
me to the guys that know I get fucked in
the ass on Friday nights.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Right well, call me back if you need us.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
They know my butt schedule better than anybody. And the
cops kind of have this energy like they just caught
two dudes doing something spicy. They had this behavior like
did we interrupt something, Do we go walk back to

(01:04:01):
our cars? What the hell we just walk into? The
prostitute theory isn't just internet gossip. It became kind of
a national talking point because of how much the story
simply does not align with a political attack. The theory
goes Paul Pelosi and David de Pape they knew each other.

(01:04:23):
To Pape was a male prostitute, a male escort. Paul
hired him for companionship, probably sexual favors. Things got heated,
a disagreement, a disagreement broke out, a fight escalated, the
police recalled. Paul tried to hide the true nature of
the relationship in the nine on one call. When the
cops arrived to pay panic and attacked him. Does that

(01:04:44):
sound insane? Maybe a little bit. Is it more believable
than a naked political extremist politely waiting for Nancy Pelos
to get home?

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Sounds a little more doable to me. I know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
The the evidence support that theory is the nine of
one calls, coded language. Paul keeps trying to tell the
operator he needs help without saying why. Just his weird
calmness between the two men. The drink in Paul's hand.
He wasn't sleeping, he wasn't start awake, he was fucking
hanging out dude, four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Yeah, the whole alarm mysteriously not going off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Very weird.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Uh, one of the highest ranking government officials in the
entire universe, and the alarm system is not suddenly just
like not going off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Yeah, very fishy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
A lot of conflicting police reports and media reports. David
Depape reportedly asking where's Nancy in a weird sing songy way,
like a line from almost like a porno parody. And
then there's the underwear confusion. You don't strip down your
fucking underwear for political terrorism. You strip down your underwear

(01:05:56):
when you're trying to get your fuck on, dude, when
you're trying to get a hand from hot boy, from
big old fat fellow. Even if this theory isn't true,
it's kind of somewhat convincing to me. You can believe
the official story. But even the most casual conspiracy enthusiasts
noticed how quickly major media outlets went into def Con

(01:06:20):
one to shut down the boyfriend rumor. When I started
to put the details of this live stream into YouTube,
it explicitly stated that other content creators making this content
have been demonetized in all their videos. So I'm like,
jokes on you YouTube. We're not monetized on YouTube. Butt CNN, MSNBC,

(01:06:48):
the FBI, local police, Twitter moderators, government officials. Everyone jumped
to say no romance here, absolutely not, not even a
little bit. Don't think that stop. You're all gay. When
every news source in America suddenly screams the same thing
at once, that's usually a sign that they're covering, covering
the fucking political booty cheeks. Yeah, at the time this happen,

(01:07:11):
this attack happened right before a major election. Democrats, this
is they did not want and could not afford a
scandal like this. In regard to Nancy Pelosi's husband being
caught in a compromising situation, they could not afford that
at that time, especially with all of the details kind

(01:07:36):
of associated with this. There's also reason number two why
this would be covered up public public image alone. Paul
Pelussy as a scumbag. He's had a dui arrest, years
in years of rumored infidelity, rumors of secret relationships, So

(01:07:58):
could they afford another gay scandal? Noe and the story
changed daily when a story mutates every twelve hours. It
usually means somebody's trying to plug the leaks with chewing gum.
Every time an officer gave a statement, it contradicted the
last one who opened the door, who was broke, what
was broken? What was said was he clothed? The case

(01:08:18):
was held together seemed like with lies duct tape. Yeah,
there might have even been a little bit of lube
in there. I think there was some lub us that night.
Why not there was a substantial release, a delay in
releasing the footage. If this was truly a straightforward political attack,
why hide the footage for months. It's almost like somebody

(01:08:41):
who was saying, please, don't show the world the video
of my husband holding hands with a man in his underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Well, there's also.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Another alternate theory that these two men were role playing,
and this is by far and away my favorite theory
of all of these because the part stupid, hilarious, and
kind of terrifying. Some people believe that Paul Pelosi and
David de Pape were engaging in role play.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Okay, that he was role.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Playing an intruder home invader, but the hammer scene was
part of some weird dom sub scenario rich Man drifter dynamic. Okay,
San Francisco is the capital of experimental kink for gay guys.
If these two men were acting on a scene and

(01:09:35):
things went sideways, Paul panics, He calls nine on one
code to Pape, thinks he's breaking character, Please show up
to Pape. Freaks out about actually having the police called,
being arrested mid scene, fucking c hammer smash. That this
theory would explain the calmness, the confusion, the dual hammer grip,

(01:09:56):
the clothing situation, Paul's awkward tone, the officer's hesitation. Maybe
Paul Pelosi called ahead to the police department, said Hey,
I'm gonna be role playing dungeon fucking hammer porn with
my gay hooker tonight. So if we call nine one one, claiming.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
He was expecting the Capitol Police.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
And sometimes people were carrying out elaborate hoaxes or pranks
like that, they'll call nine one one, or they'll call
them we're local, just say hey, we're doing a YouTube
prank down the street. We're gonna pretend to kill people. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Don't fucking do that. But I know, you know, like
there's like scare tactics. I've heard of them doing stuff
like that or yeah punk today they did it, you know,
actual not these this new generation of YouTubers, and shit,
they don't give a fuck, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
They just fucking do it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Yeah, they're ready to get beat up.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
But they all get arrested. Man, they'll do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Imagine me and a cop though, opening a door to
see two I'm sorry, one sixty year old man, one
roughly thirty five forty year old man holding a hammer
together like it's a shared marital device. This theory also
explains why why Paul Pelosi didn't just say help a
man broke into my house because you don't want to
say help, officer. I may have accidentally to accidentally hired

(01:11:11):
a man who's way too committed to the character.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
It's very true he definitely did. If that's the case.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
If you've ever put a hammer or butt, send us
an email b hyopodcast at gmail dot com. And the
thing is, we're never gonna get the real truth because
the real truth is probably embarrassing, it's extremely sexually driven,
it's stupid, and it's not politically convenient for anyone. And
the last thing I said, the fact that it's not

(01:11:37):
politically convenient for anyone tells us in short, that we're
never gonna know why Paul Pelosi had a gay transient
prostitute in his house for four hours and called nine
to one one and opened the door in his fucking
underwear with a cocktail, with a gay hooker in his

(01:11:57):
house who had enough luggage to say there for an
entire month. We're never gonna know all the answers.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Last time he trusted gay gypsy man, take a fucking
chrome to your dome and fill your drink. That's one
of the worst things about is he spilled his alcohol
everywhere he was. He was sloshed, he got clocked. Though
he did get clocked. It broke a fracture of skull.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Yeah, to the most believable conclusion. Two men were doing
something they shouldn't have been doing. That's debatable, Yeah, completely okay.
They were doing something spicy, something secret, something potentially legal,
embarrassing or relationship threatening, and when things went sideways, they

(01:12:45):
both panicked in different ways. Paul tried to call for
discreete help to pay, blashed out in fear and confusion
at the last second when he realized that there was
in fact something that was gonna happen. That probably led
to his arrest. The police walked into a fucking lifetime
movie directed by Quentin Tarantino and the government. He just said, shit, man,
they slapped the duct tape on there quicker than you

(01:13:06):
can say. Hammering me daddy, Hammer me daddy. On October thirtieth,
to Pape was charged with two federal crimes, assault of
an immediate family member of a federal official with the
intent to retaliate against the official on account of the
performance of official duties.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
That's a long I.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Don't know what that is, but you're going on to
jail forever.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
That is a long charge.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
There an attempted kidnapping of a federal official on account
of the performance of official duties. He was also charged
with six state felonies, including attempted murder, a residential burglary,
assault with a deadly weapon, and elder abuse.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
De Pape was convicted of the federal charges on no
November sixteenth, twenty twenty three. On May seventeenth, twenty twenty four,
he was sentenced to thirty years in prison in five
years of supervised release. From the federal charges. Pape was
also convicted of five state charges on June twenty first,

(01:14:03):
twenty twenty four, and subsequently sentenced to life in prison
without the possibility of parole on October twenty ninth, twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
David de Pape I wonder if he testified. I would
like to know what he said on the sand.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Somehow he got a phone call to a news station
and there's a video of it on YouTube. And it's
just political right wing rhetoric, is what.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
It sounds like.

Speaker 12 (01:14:35):
Yeah, why are you gay?

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
I had it earlier, but I don't know where it's
at now.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Okay, So what what do you want to say? Because
they release as you know, they released a video earlier today.

Speaker 11 (01:15:06):
Yeah I saw that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Yes, what what did you want to thank you for
calling me? What did you want?

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
What did you want to tell me?

Speaker 11 (01:15:13):
Now that you all have keep the body campuotage have
an imorgency an important message for everyone in America.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
You're welcome.

Speaker 11 (01:15:23):
Speak of liberty isn't dying. It's being killed systematically and deliberately.
The people killing it have names and addresses. Well I
got their names and addresses, like, okay them a little visit.
I have a hard to hard chat about their bad behavior.
The prey of liberty needs watering. You needs ben a bowler,
Patriots willing to put their own lives on the line

(01:15:43):
of them in opposition security. I would also like to apologize.
I want to apologize to everyone I met the What
I did was really bad. I'm so sorry I didn't
get more of them. It's my own fault. No one
else is to blame. I should have come better prepared.
I spent all my time in both the government corruption

(01:16:04):
online only to have the silence like speech. As quickly
as they could, they circum private industry in the moving
class out towards the recession of your civil rights for
private industry.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
All right, that sounds like the most rehearsed red from
the back of a Cereal box ship that I've ever
heard in my life. That's that's wild. That feels like
he's got a government agent with a gun to the
back of a skull saying read this to the news station.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
All I have to say is I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
How in the fuck did this guy nearly kill Paul Pelosi?
And then he's able to give a TV interview? And
that's what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
It's it's it's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
All very it's fishy. Yeah, very very fish.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
I don't like any of it because it really is.
It's like you, there's no no real answers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
I'm gonna go is Paul h m rumors and conspiracy.
This is google a I suggested that Paul Pelosi is
gay or was involved in the same sex affair.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
With his attacker.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Uh. These are false and have been wildly debunked by
multiple sources, including BBC and CNN.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
I think he's good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
I don't there's anything wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
But no, but I think that. And here's the thing.
At the end of the day, while it is stinking
and it is fishy, this Paul Pelosi, I really wasn't
doing anything wrong aside from having an affair on his wife.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Yeah, that's that's really it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
He's probably a insufferable, miserable, fucking cunt. Yeah, I'm sure,
whether you're a Democrat or a Republican fun to be around.
She seems insufferable. Yeah, big old tits, though, buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Besides those fucking flotation devices that are on her chest.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
We could keep her out. I'd like to have her
on the show. And by the show, I mean my face. Now,
she doesn't seem friendly. I could be wrong, because you know,
a lot of that stuff is political theater. I think
a lot of those people are probably just like you
and I. People meet us in person like, wow, those

(01:18:35):
fuckers are boring.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
On the show, we're just like an amped up version
of ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
But Paul Pelosi, I don't I really don't think he
if he if he come out and said, I am
exploring things about love that I've always wanted to explore.
I've always wanted to role play a man breaking in
and fucking me in the ass, and that's what happened. Yeah,
well this is I think we wouldn't even be able

(01:19:03):
to do an episode on that. There's no scandal.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
There, nothing at all.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
It's just love. Love is love, flesh is flesh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Anty Pelosi looks like she choose tobacco. He has that
look about her.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
I kind of kind of like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
So like if a man puts a win in your butt,
it was, oh, that's gay. But if your dad doesn't clean,
if your dad changes your diaper when your baby, that's
not gay. That's just unconditional love.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Isn't it missed me on that diaper shit?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
My dad has never changed my diaper. I don't want
to see his dick. Yeah, oh fuck, Curvey got balls
or not? Sometimes my mom, I'm thirty eight, She'll just
be like, your dad never changed a single one of
your diverers for good reason.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
I don't know how I shop now. I I can't
imagine the way I shot on a liquid diet. I
don't blame him at all.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
I'm a power shitter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
He fucking beat me tip milk for a whole fucking year.
I guarantee nobody gonna wipe my ass.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
You try to drink another breast milk and see. Oh man,
I think we're gonna have Chick fil for dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Oh yeah, that's a solid choice.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I got that little ice cream cake hiding.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Mag belly full of saft serve too. She don't know that.
Can you please keep that to yourself? You got it? Brother.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
If anyone between here and the door stops you and
says did Nick have a large chocolate BQ cone, what's
your answer?

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
No he did not.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
There you know what to lie?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
He just like, I don't know, No, No he did not.
That's a very specific question.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Like just like, get the fuck out of my face.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Don't fucking question me coming out with all these inquisitions
I'm trying to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Dude, do you got that dairy queen right by your house?

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Is it owned by an Indian family?

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
To my knowledge, ours is yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
And this is the most bang up badass dairy queen.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Yours rules.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
They do a really good job.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Yeah, yours rules.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
And I bought the cake and I picked up the candles.
I grabbed a three and a nine off the wall
and I put them on the counter. And this little
Indian girl, uh, She's like you once? Would you like
the candles? And I was like, do you think this
is for somebody that's thirty nine? And I switched numbers
or someone's ninety three? And she started laughing really quick.
She said, oh, you're like a magician. No, I didn't

(01:21:40):
was switch the numbers the candles around, and I think
I had. I even said it dyslexically like it to
her it looked like ninety three, But I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
Like, thirty nine, oh ninety three, dude. You know Taco
Cat fell backwards? Is Taco Cat?

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Or it could have been thirty six or sixty three too,
You coulda You gotta really fucked her up.

Speaker 6 (01:21:58):
She's like, I think it's funny someone that's thirty nine.
Dacy is a very.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Young name, Like, you got a girl, you win. I
don't know anybody is ninety three.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Just for that, give me a large chocolate cone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Then she's like, you want ice cream, fat boy?

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
She said she had your pen. Dude. She's just like,
I know he wants a code.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
This fat bitch wants a big old Yeah you want
Dalli bar two, you big bitch, big bag bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Yeah all right, Well, everybody, thanks for tuning in to
this episode of the Brohio Podcast. I hope you'll learn
something about Paul Pelosi and his gay rendezvous. Tell us
what you think. Send us an email of what you
think actually happened. If it's good enough, uh, good enough
theory and it makes enough sense, hey, we'll read it
on the next episode.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Let us know if you'd milk Nancy Pelosi. I know
I would.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Well, let us know if you have milk Nancy Pelosi. Yeah,
even even better, we do have a naked picture Donald Trump?

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Still look for that? Yeah? Yeah, what was the what
do we say to send an email for? Let me
see that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I want to see. I think it's like, oh god,
because it was all the same emails it was coming through.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Let's sorry, a new one. Just just send an email
just says, give me that don. You don't see a
naked Donald Trump picture, give me that Don. But that's
the subject bar.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Donald Trump's whiskey pubes please. Okay, they're all different. Donald
just asking Donald Trump Nude's request naked Trump. All I'm
reading all the subject headlines. Yeah, Trump nude Trump x
x x. I want the Trump photo. Please send naked
photo of Trump. Give me that Trump photo. I want

(01:23:52):
the naked picture of Donald J. Trump.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
You're like a fucking smut dealer.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
Trump nude slash erotica Trump picked. Please naked Trump dump.
Oh fuck, that's so good, nakedness picture of Donald Trump.
I know I'm late.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Help me out, get me fam.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Okay, all right, guys, Well hope you enjoyed this episode. Uh.
You can also send us topic recommendations if there's something
you want us to cover. I believe you can do.
There's a if you get our website.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
That's still a picture that pops up when you call
me the.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Naked Donald Trump rohio podcast dot podcast dot com slash topic. Okay, yeah,
if you got a brohyopodcast dot com slash topic, we
have a topic recommendation page and you could submit your
topic recommendations. Also give you a credit for the episode.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
That's pretty cool. I forgot all about that cool all right, ever,
we have a great week and uh yeah, we'll talk soon.
Love you guys. Thanks h.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
I want to see your dass. Dang

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