The Satanic Sacrifice of Mark Kilroy

Join us as we delve into the chilling case of Mark Kilroy's tragic death. In 1989, Kilroy, a college student, vanished during spring break in Matamoros, Mexico, sparking a frantic search. What ensued was a harrowing tale of drug cartels, ritualistic killings, and the dark underbelly of the border. Explore the mysteries surrounding Kilroy's demise and the shocking truths that emerged in this gripping episode.

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opens up about work, the pressureshe faces as a middle aged man,

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occasionally make a comment like telling himto take care of himself. He's her
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wi fi. Yeah, in heavenand the person he's talking to isn't actually

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a person, but a digital replicahe made of her, a moving image
that can conduct basic conversations. They'vebeen talking for a few years now,
after she died of a sudden illnessin twenty nineteen. COVID you wanted to
find a way to keep their connectionalive, so he turned to a team
at a Silicon Intelligence an AI companybased in Nanjing, China that he co

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founded in twenty seventeen. He providedthem with a photo of her and some
audio clips from their WeChat conversations.While the company was mostly focused on audio
generation, the staff spent four monthsresearching synthetic tools and generated an avatar with
the data the son provided him.Then he was able to see and talk
to a digital version of his mothervia an app on his phone. He

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says, my mom didn't seem verynatural, but I still heard the words
that she often said, have youeaten? Sun recalls of the first interaction.
Because generative AI was a nascent technologyat the time, the replica of
his mom can only UH say afew pre written lines, but Sun says

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She would always repeat those questions overand over again, and it made me
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not a lot to talk about becauseevery night you'rena I were just almost
dying from tornadoes. Not a lotelse that we can do around here,

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man, we're just taking us down. Hey, we're doing an episode coming
up about your worst trip. I'mtalking about falling down the steps, not
a vacation, like shit that happens. I'm not a vacation here. This
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and he's not an electrician. Andhe's like, man, I don't want
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worst team in Major League Baseball againafter setup, after they set up to
be one of the most promising teams. I'll say that they fall off,
Yeah, fall off hard. Somethingshit, some shit's going on. Man,
the worst manager that could ever managea baseball team is in charge of
that organization, right, interesting?Not, it's horrific. They they get

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like two hits a game. Really, it's not even interesting. They were
fucking killing they were. People arecatching up to them, man throwing them
old uncle Charlie. Yeah, curveball, man, that's a bummer. Stupid.
Hey we got that fucking Cincinnati skylinethough on our front line this year.
Yeah, I know. So wegot finally, guess a meat,

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big old fucking man dingos fucking sixfoot eight giants a lot of sausage.
I guarantee between three of them there'sat least four and a half feet a
dick. Get every inch of it. Yeah. That new guy they got
is one of the most incredible,incredible specimens you'll ever see in person.
I'm looking forward to it. MarkJames Kilroy. Hell, yeah, this

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is not This is not an easystory. So if you got a weak's
stomach, fuck you. You betterget out of here with that ship.
You know what you got in,you know what you got yourself into,
and you came here. Hey MarkMark James Kilroy. He was born on
March fifth. Well, I gotta, I gotta go back real quick.

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You if you do want to submita story for the Worst Trip episode,
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Tried weaving, my dad got mepregnant, n y putting up stuff
like that. Yeah, real things, real, real talk. If your
dad bucked you during a trip,provide proof, video proof, and we
want to talk to him. MarkJames Kilroy. He was born in March

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fifth, nineteen sixty eight, inChicago, Illinois. What an old bitch
old not anymore? He's not spenthis formative years in Santa Fe, Texas.
Sounds like a delicious sauce you wouldput on a taco It does sauce.
Yeah. Yeah. It's a smallcommunity just outside Houston. His parents,
James and Helen Sophie Josephine relocated toTexas shortly after he was born and

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got him the fuck out. Chicagogot a dodging gunfire, getting stabbed on
the street, Bloods and crips,crip walking up and down the street,
Gangster disciples, redneck Nazi lowriders,people, prison gangs, on the streets
everywhere. Man, Chicago, youjust killed that. That was really good.
I know. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Yeah, I'm
very well versed in security threat groupsand ganglore. Yeah, blood and blood

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out, motherfucker. Kilroy's upbringing wasdeeply rooted in the Catholic faith. Hell
yeah, man, praying that rosary, attending our He attended Our Lady of
Lords Catholic Church and nearby Hitchcock alongsidehis family. Growing up alongside his brother
Keith Richard. Mark, Yeah,Keith Richards. He Keith Richard, He's

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never dying. Yeah. Mark demonstrateda remarkable aptitude for both academics and athletics.
He was a hot shot in highschool. Buddy good for him,
man, he could dunk the basketballand as the quiz he could do it
all. Had it all going on. That didn't help him out. We'll
get there. Okay. Foreshadowing.Throughout his teenage years, kil Roy thrived

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in various pursuits including baseball, basketball, golf. That's fucking lame, but
oh yeah, he was an activemember of boy Scouts. That's lame.
That's really lame. And he graduatedwith honors there at Santa Fe High School.
Yeah. Notably, Kilroy had aprominent position on the student council.

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He graduated with top ranks of hisclass. Smart dude, smart smart man.
Upon completing his high school education innineteen eighty six, I think the
song of the year that year wasPouring Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard.
That's the year of your fucking man, rob dogg right there, man,
it was yeah, Michael Jackson beatit. Yep. Kil Roy embarked

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on his collegiate journey at Southwest TexasState University in San Marcos. However,
he'd ended up transferring schools in pursuitof a medical degree. Transferred to Tarlton
State University in stephen Stephenville on abasketball skollarship. Dang. There he became
a valued member of the Lambda ChiChai Alpha fraternity. Hell yeah, man,

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my brother joined a fraternity when hewas in college long time ago.
This would have been like nineteen ninetyeight. Okay, and uh, there's
a weekend where your families come andvisit. Yeah yeah, yeah, and
they do not clean, they donot scrub. They let you see the
squalor that you're living in. Yeah. It almost makes me being homeless look

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look appealing. And there was onedude there. He didn't really his family
wasn't there. He's just kind ofdoing his own thing. And he walked
up my brother as we were leavinghis space and he's like, hey,
Jason, man, you got anyunderwear? And my brothers My brother's like
all minor dirty, they're on thefloor. He's like, yeah, that's
fine. And this dude walked pastmy brother and picked up a pair of

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his dirty underwear off the floor.Left the little it was like a giant
room he was staying, and wentto the went to the bathroom and put
on my brother's underwear because this dudewasn't a towel at the time. Wow,
underwear. And my mom said,you guys wear each other's underwear and
my brother said, yeah, weshare, we share some clothes. And

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my dad said, they share eachother's dirty underwear. It's even worse.
And I just remember my parents wereso upset about that. You know,
I was in I would have beenin fifth grade at the time. They
were very upset about that he's gay. He's gay, and he's got crabs.
Yeah, that's really weird, man. And I've never been in a

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fraternity. I know that frat houselife is different. Yeah, by the
time that's that is one of thosethings that you know it's it's not necessarily
gay, but it definitely makes youfeel gay. Like I had to say,
you feel powerful. I had thatsame experience the other day using the
restroom and sitting down in the toiletseat was warm. I hate that.

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It made me feel gay, likesomeone's butt warmth was just radiating on this
to It's like you're sitting butthole abutthole. Yeah yeah, our asses were
just in a deep handshake Portuguese kisses. Yeah. Yeah. I had to
think for a second. I'm like, damn, dude, I think I'm
gay now. The old Swedish bicycle. Yeah, it's it's gross, man,

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it's weird. I get I getaudibly mad when I walk into a
bathroom. I can smell somebody's ship. I'll crack the door. What if
you hear it? No, Ilaugh at that, pray that I get
to hear people pooping. But ifI open the door and somebody's shipting and
it stings, I'm like, God, fucking damn, you're a fuck a

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fucking got a bag full of marsupialsin there. I get upset. Do
I start yelling just nonsense. Ifeel bad for some people, and I
can hear him he just like God, this guy's fighting for his life,
poor man. Maybe this is agood time for us to enter to interject
some education to the masses. There'ssomething called a god courtesy flush. As

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soon as you know that turret iskiss the water, you reach around and
you hit the flush Button's you're you'renot allowing the smell to permeate the air
and affect the people, the lovedones around you call a goddamn courtesy flush.
It is. Yeah, you gottado it. Although I've been caught

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with my pants down a few timesnot doing courtesy flushes. You know it's
gonna be diabolical and you want tohurt people with it, then you don't
courtesy flush? Yeah, I am. I'll always do it. If I'm
out in public just because I havea very big fear that I'm going to
clog the toilet and the water isgoing to overflow everywhere. I know where
you're going with that. I gotit really big and then kind of no,
yeah, yeah you shouldn't. Itwasn't going there, But yeah,

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I worry about that because that'd bethe worst that you get someone else's no
and clogged up shit all over yourshoes, fuck them. Yeah yeah,
put it home in put it ina doggie bag. Despite his ath his
success in athletics, kill Roy ultimatelyshifted his focus towards his academic aspirations.
He made the decision to leave behindhis athletic pursuits and transferred to the University

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of Texas at Austin. He wasgonna pursue a pre medical curriculum, laying
the groundwork for his future endeavors inthe field of medicine to become eventually a
doctor, a surgeon. Nice,he was going places, maneah, it
sounds like it. On March tenth, nineteen eighty nine, Bradley Moore,
a close friend of Marks since childhood, made the journey to Austin to pick

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up his childhood friend Mark, Markhad just finished taking his exams and they
were going to go on a littlevaca. Hell yeah, a little spring
not spring by. I would havebeen close to spring break, close enough.
I'll just call it that spring breakMTV style. Baby. They're just
their destination Santa Fe, where theywould reunite with two other childhood friends,

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Bill Huddleston and Brent Martin. Thefour had been eagerly anticipating their spring break
trip to South Padre Island in Texas, a plan they had been brewing since
the start of the fall semester.It was a final chance for them to
share some memorable moments together before embarkingon their individual paths in life. My

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good friends. Yeah, one lasthurrah. Yeah yeah, we're gonna go
to South Pussy Padre Island. Whatis South Padre Island? That sounds like
a lot of fun. It doesreal quick, South Audrey is Oh look
at that out there in the middleof goddamn nowhere out there, nice beautiful.

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Yeah, that's really pretty on thegulf. Oh yeah, good for
them, Hell yeah, yeah,sweet, they fucked it up. I
gotta hit the record button, HOWEfeel? So? That week, the
boys checked into the Sheraton Hotels andresorts and decided to take advantage not only
of the of the nearby beach,but all the free entertainment put on by

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beers, sponsors. You know,it's you know, spring break. It
is different back then, yeah,man, The MTV era of spring break
was late eighties here. Yeah,dude, it was fucking nuts. They
went. They got free entertainment suchas movies, concerts, surf simulator activities,
and opportunities to appear on television commercials. Nice. The day they arrived,

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Mark and Bradley took advantage of thefree phone calls and they called home
and called their mom and dad tolet them know that they had indeed arrived
safely to South Padre Island. Goodat a glorious time when you weren't on
your location, wasn't being tracked atall given times, when you could stop
and give a blowjob to a hookerinstead of getting a blowjob from a hooker,

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You could do that and not haveto worry about being caught up by
your spouse, your parents, everyoneknowing where you're at at all times.
Weird times, man, it isdifferent. This is a personal question.
You don't have to tell me butdo you guys your locations? Uh,
yes, so do we. Yeah, but it's not because I care where
she's at. Yeah, I don'tgive a shit. I don't give a

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shit either, But in the eventthat something goes south exactly. Yeah,
I want to be able to domy thing. I really want to shoot
somebody and if given the opportunity,Yeah, I want to shoot somebody over
my wife, track him down.Do some punish your shit, Rip their
fucking toenails out of their knees.Yeah. Oh fuck, I'll go in

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through the knee and rip their tonailsout. That's a good little form of
punishment right there. Yeah. We'retalking to a friend of the show before.
We won't say his name, wedon't want to embarrass him. But
he had to go give semen sampleand he said they told him explicitly you
weren't allowed to use lubricant, thatyou had to masturbate dry tug dryly.

(23:53):
Yeah. And I told Rob Dogg, I said, I'm a motherfucking cowboy,
dude, I don't remember the lasttime I jacked all off with a
lubricant. And I do not thinkthat I am in the minority here.
I feel like a lot of peoplemasturbate without lubricant. I would agree,
just go out. I would saya majority of men masturbate without lube.

(24:15):
Yeah, I'm too lazy. Soit's like it's a clean up thing.
And like if you when you whenyou even put lube on your dick,
it like feels like you cannot getit off. Not your dick. You
can get your dick off, butI mean, you can't get the lube
off of your dick. My dadhas this term that he's used since I

(24:36):
was a young child. If somethingslippery, yeah, he'll say, that's
as slippery as a minos dick.Yeah, Minno's pecker. That's what my
grandpa used to say. Actually,how he says he's He'll say that's a
slippery is a minor's dick. Andpecker is a really funny word. It
really is. Yeah, yeah,you tell like I had. This is

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my dad's best friend grown up.But he always say I'm gonna cut your
pecker off. You get out ofhis pocket knife and say I'm gonna cut
your pecker off. That's an oldperson word, man, It's it's going
out of style. He said,come here, I'm gonna cut your pecker
off. And he get his pocketknife out. I feel like in the
in my hierarchy of of dick verbiage, I feel like Pecker's low down.

(25:22):
If someone says you got pecker,it's definitely a little little guy. It's
like a little kid dick. Yeah, he ain't big. Think of my
fucking men. You knows pecker sureas hell, and a hog for a
hero for yeah, tube steak whatever. Oh man, my pecker, dude,

(25:45):
I would fucking love that if somebodyactually said that, Do you want
to suck my p Come here,baby, you want a fucking healing,
But you don't get here and suckthis pecker. Get doing this pecker.
Get on your knees. Let meput my pecker in your mouth. I'm
not dude. If I walk inthat's the kind of swingers party it is.

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I'm not staying. Those people area lot older than me. Get
in here and look at our peckers. I got a pecker. Don't close
your eyes. Fat boys, comelook at this pecker. Get over here.
Grab you a couple of strawberry candies. Get over here. Oh man,

(26:29):
it's nasty, dude. I loveme them strawberry candies. So they're
good. Not gonna lie. Yeah, dude, Wethers are hard candies.
Fuck. The four friends established aroutine in the mornings. They would head
to the to the beach and waituntil the daily Miss Tanline contests. Oh
man, daily too. They're gettingspoiled out there. And this popped off

(26:53):
right behind their hotel. Every daythey would wait for the daily Miss tan
Line contest, and when the contestwas over, their friends would take a
quick nap and then decide they'd gospend the rest of the afternoon and evening
in Mexico. Nice South Padre Islandis right up there against the border.
It's a hellieah. And if you'relistening, Miss Tannline, USA, you

(27:14):
Miss Tanline South Padre, I wantyou to know how big of actual peckers
we got on it. Oh yeah, yeah, Miss nineteen eighty six fucking
tan Line. I bet she's hitnow. She's busted a bush on that
thing, poor mouthful. Oh man. The other day, my buddy sent

(27:44):
me a link and said, God, what was it for? Oh?
I you know, I kind ofone of my hobbies is some casual firearms
enthusiastic sureple some things. Yeah,he said, Oh my god, he's
he this new Holster and he sentme the link to it, and I
clicked on the link and it wastwo fucking old people. I would say,

(28:14):
every bit of eighty years old mana woman and dude he was eating
her pussy so hard. Oh god, hell yeah, dude. And the
hair, her hair on her pubisjust wrapped around his head. It looked
like he's wearing a two pey fuckingbut it was her feathers. It was

(28:34):
oh shit, dude, she wasspread out like a peacock broh man.
And I said to him, whywould you do that to me? Yeah?
And he said, because you woulddo that to me, that's very
true. And I said, Idon't know that we need to be friends
anymore. And we're still friends.Yeah. Our friend, our friend Bookers.
That got me the other day withthe fuck well a couple of weeks

(28:56):
ago, he said, sent methe one where it was like right after
fucking the eclipse. OJ Simpson.Okay, yeah, it was O.
J. Simpson deathbed confessional confession.And I'm like, fuck yeah. And
I clicked on and is mister Woodover here, Yeah, loud and proud
and like ah fuck that. I'mlike, dude, you just got me
so excited, and I was evenmore excited once I seen the dick.

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They're still trying to make room inthe ground for that one. They are.
That evening, after a rough nightin Mexico, the four boys stopped
to eat at a sonic drive inThere's Port Isabelle, Texas becoming extinct.
There they met up with some femalestudents from the University of Kansas. The
two groups decided to go to Mexicotogether, and they follow each other to

(29:41):
the border town of Brownsville. There, they parked their respective vehicles and then
crossed the US Mexico border on foot. The good old fucking days. Yeah,
back when you weren't a bad hombrey, when you wanted to cross the
border, back when you know that. First evening was rather quiet, and
the two groups spent a nice eveningat Sergeant Pepper's nightclub and motamorris Mechio.

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The women from Kansas went one wayand Mark and his friends while they went
the other. On March thirteenth,the next day, the routine went on
as per usual. Early in theevening, Mark ran into some of his
fraternity buddies and they hung out withthose guys. But around ten thirty that
night, Mark and his friends headedback to Matamoros, just as they had

(30:30):
just as the evening before, themain street of Matamorros Alvaro Obregonne was flooded
with over fifteen thousand spring breakers.Sam bunch of them bitches. Dam Seeing
the hustle and bustle, Mark andhis friends ended up at the Lows Sombreros
Bar. That's where I guess whereyou would find me, as it had

(30:51):
the shortest line to get in.Yeah, that makes sense, that's where
you'd find me. It's a fuckingbark holed anywhere the hat, literally the
hat anywhere I can just keep themcoming, maybe keep them coming. They
soon though. They left there,they wandered over to the London Pub,
which had been renamed and rebranded specificallyfor spring Break, to the hard Rock

(31:15):
Cafe. The crowd was louder andmore rowdy than Los Sombrero's, so the
friends decided, Hey, you gottafucking stick together. Yeah, it was
fifteen thousand, no cell phones.This is back when you had to stick
together. You couldn't get separated,especially all. Can I use your may
I use your l sofa? Yourl uh? What do you call h

(31:40):
l payphane. No yeah, nono, no no no no no,
a you be how do you bemosLomonos in fuego Elda delos mertos, el
dia delos merta. Oh h pa, I'm thank You're just trying to use

(32:12):
the paper. Then put a hexon you. You got chicken bones or
waving chicken bones at you and ship. Yeah, that's fucking scary, dude.
What the fuck did I just say? He fucking summoned the demon though,
I'm definitely not sleeping at night around. I remember the prison there was

(32:40):
one cool ass Mexican dude, didn'tspeak a lick of English. Best porter
ever cleaned up and uh he thisvery feminine email. Uh inmate came out
of his came out of his cell, and we could you could tell that

(33:00):
our buddy had just got done justabsolutely gag fucking this thing. Yeah,
Mascaro was running. His face isred. He had just got done skull
fucking. Actually, you remember inthe the the the episode we did with

(33:21):
j dot right where he talked abouta guy named box Cutter. It was
box Cutters. He was the onethat got turned out, got his face
fucked, and we looked at theMexican dude. We were like, yeah,
man, we're cheering him on.And he came up and we were
trying to talk to him and Ijust said, tell everybody, it is
what it is. Man. Hesaid, so then, so then from

(33:47):
now on every time we would seehim would be amen. Yes, sir,
Hey, it's to a whole differentthing in jail, in prison,
warm, wet hole. Yeah right. It beats one of them fucking dry
hand jobs you were talking about earlier. I can honestly jack my dick off

(34:09):
better than anybody the entire world,So don't get that fucking shit twisted like
your own dick or in general,dude, I've never tried another dick.
Yeah you want to hold on,Okay, hold on, But you always
you wonder if you can do agood job. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know I do a good job. And we were talking earlier,

(34:30):
like my wife, you have themlike in rubber balloons or it's like kind
of feels like that. Yeah,yeah, beating it around a little bit.
Yeah, don't know you money.Right At around two am, Bill
suggested the group. They said,hey, this is getting fucking nuts around
here. We got fifteen thousand springbreakers it's time to head back to South

(34:52):
Padre. I on even catch themsleep. Once outside, Bill Bradley and
Brent saw Mark speaking to a mysteriouswoman in the car. She had been
from the Miss Tannline contest. Hey, what a dog, he said,

(35:12):
what you're thinking? And I'm drunk, but my name is Mark Kilroy and
I saw you in the Miss TannlineUSA contest. You had some tannlines to
die for? And I swear drunk, I'm not guy, and I am
in a French style, because youwant to know, how do you feel
about tann lines? In the eightiesthey were fucking gnarly man. Oh here's

(35:45):
they don't bother me. But I'mnot I'm not the picky I'm not the
picky boy. Never seen an elbow. I didn't like as long as that
liken as a toil paper dangling aroundand ship. Yeah, I'm okay.
It really is like a a Idon't I don't mind them, but it

(36:07):
really is like a such a bigthing like eighties and nineties, like from
when we were growing up, wasit's really weird then nasty. He's just
getting their butt naked and yeah,tanting bed Now I get them spray on
ones. Yeah. Yeah, Iwas like fucking I was ten. I
was maybe ten or eleven years old, and we were going on vacation and
my mom and dad made me gettinga tanning bed for UH to crisp my

(36:28):
ass up. Hell ya, wedon't want to put you know, sunscreen
on your fat ass the entire timewe're in Florida. You had to get
your base tan. Man. Youfucking toasted me up a little bit like
a baked potato. Good love andyour fucking turkey. Yeah, they're putting

(36:50):
like fucking sun tan loached on meand stuff. They're trying to give you
fucking cancer. I remember the onetime my mom's like, here, put
this on I like the bottle,and it was called seduction. I was
like, oh my god, tryingto get fuked mom, nine years old,
coming out smelling like a fucking whrrorMom. This tastes weird. This

(37:16):
tastes like Mike, This tastes like, come, what the fuck? Man?
Oh fuck? Oh shit me?Man, Yeah, that's a wild
call him. After this, theyindicated to Mark that they were walking towards

(37:37):
the border, and Mark indicated thathe would be following UH shortly behind them.
The group was slightly separated though throughthe hustle and bustle of the busy
main street, meaning Bradley and Brentgot ahead and Mark and Bill kind of
hung behind Bradley and Brent. Theywaited at a restaurant near the border before

(37:59):
they Before they crossed the board,they were waiting for Mark and Bill to
catch up. Bill briefly ducked intoan alley to take a piss, and
Mark waited just outside the alley forBill to get done. By the time
Bill got back out of the alley, Mark was gone. Mark was nowhere

(38:21):
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busy streets, up and down,every bar, every club. At around
four thirty am, they came tothe conclusion that Mark must have gone ahead
and crossed the border without them,so they themselves they crossed the border to
go back to the hotel to getsome sleep. Well They woke up the

(43:07):
next morning and guess who wasn't inthe hotel? Mark Mark Kilroy was not
there, so they called the policeto report Mark as a missing person.
While Mark had been standing on thestreet waiting for Bill to finish his business,
he was lured towards a parked truckby a man asking Mark if he

(43:28):
needed a ride. In his intoxicatedstate, Mark decided to take the man
up on his offer. Nothing likegetting a ride from a random Mexican man
on the streets of Warres. Youdon't know. Here's what you say,
here's what you say. No,no, no, no, gracias,

(43:52):
Oh yeah, fancy, no thanks, no gracious they not it's nothing.
Yeah, why do I sound likeMario? Mario wasn't Mexican. Mario was
an Italian. He was Italian Italianstallion. As he approached the truck,

(44:13):
s Sarafin Hernandez Garcia and Mario FabioPonce Torres, Sarafin sounds like something you
take if you have an STD.It's it's like the ingredients and plan b
Oh okay. They got ahold ofthem. They got their motherfucking hands on
him and they wrestled him inside theytried to wrestle him inside the truck the

(44:35):
van. Mark was able to shakeoff his abductors and he ran a couple
of blocks in the direction of theborder. Dude, this is the most
helpless feeling in the entire or thiswould suck. He managed to escape,
but was thwarted when a car drivenby colleagues of Garcia and Torres stopped him
in his path. They threatened himat gunpoint. Mark was handcuffed, gagged,
and thrown in the back of asecond vehicle. Garcia, Torres and

(44:59):
their colleagues were known drug dealers inthe area, and they had been in
given instructions to abduct a smart lookingwhite tourist. Damn man, we don't
fit the bill. We would havebeen okay. They drove through the back
roads and matamoras and then turned downa dirt road which led to a private
ranch known as Santa Aileena. Theyleft him in the car overnight with the

(45:22):
ranch caretaker, and he was fedbread, eggs and water. Dig anybody
but those fat gringos over there theygot they got to shit in their pants.
We tried to get the one fatone. He's not only fat,
but he's slippery. He's as slipperyas a mentos dick. Oh man,

(45:45):
I don't know, dude. Youbribe me a bread and eggs, bread
and eggs, I'll do a lotof shit, red eggs and water.
So did someone pull up in avan and he's like, hey, man,
I got no, I got sometoast and scrambled eggs. Yeah,
I'll say, what do you youhave in there? We got bread and
over easy eggs. You got watertoo, Probably get in sweeting that deal.

(46:08):
Yeah, it's i'd be I'd bemoving that way for sure. So
you got Frish's big boy tartar saucein there? They said, yes,
I'm in that's the next level.We went there last night for dinner.
Yeah, and I got onion rings. That's some tartar sauce. Good place,
dude. I've had Popeyes two daysin a row, and good god,

(46:30):
God, your mouth hurt from eatingthat biscuit. No, I just
got the chicken sandwiches. Dog.It's good. That fucking chicken is so
crispy. It is. It's like, I'm like, Oh, I got
Ajemima's ass up in there, fuckingslaving over that chicken, fucking and fast,
so good. It's really good,really good. I always I always

(46:52):
forget, I always like, don'teven think about it as an option,
Not that dumb bitch, Colonel Sanders. Fucking herbs and spice is my fucking
ass, nasty ass, fucking powderedmashed potatoes. Yeah. Roughly twelve hours
later, Mark was met with AdolfoConstanzo, the leader of the group that

(47:15):
had taken over the ranch. Costanzoand his followers wrapped Mark's face and duct
tape owl and led him through theranch to a shed around back. Throughout
the course of the night, Markwas systematically tortured and sodomized. In other
words, they put stuff in hisbutt. Costanzo then led him out to

(47:37):
the field where he murdered Mark withblows the head with a machete. How
fuck dude, hmmm, all becausehe didn't want to go with his friend
in the alley and hold his dickwhile he took a piss wow. Constanzo
then removed Mark's brain and boiled itand got in Ghana, an African metal
pot, which was used as akey part of constant those rituals. Constanzo

(48:01):
then directed a member of the ofhis following to remove Mark's legs for easier
burial. A wire was then insertedinto the spinal cord and Mark was buried
in a shallow grave. You'll say, hey, why would they put a
wire on a spinal cord. Well, the wire would make it easy for

(48:21):
the spinal cord to be worn asa necklace after the body decomposed. Oh
naturally, he of course, becausewho wouldn't want to do that. This
is everyone's fucking nightmare to be capturedby people like this. This is terrifying,
absolutely terrifying. You're just having timeof your fucking life. You had
me up until sodomy. Hey,you had me up until machete to the

(48:42):
back of the fucking head. Okay, okay, give you bread and eggs
and fuck you in the buds allnight. We go from really bad Mexican
accents to kind of Italian into fullblown Russian. We don't know what we're
doing over here. Amen, comein here. We've got brand water and
we want to fuck you in thebutt. Man. Now they say butt

(49:06):
in Spanish say asshole in space.It begins with the P A STUPIDO.
That's definitely not it. O,man, stud right here, I'll play

(49:28):
for the people so they can hearit too. It's stupid, dude.
The best translation side I use iscalled deeple and that sounds like a very
derogatory term, but it's actually veryYeah. Good uh translation website. I

(49:49):
guess that German right now. Igot Julio, I got make him say
it. They said, show methat asshole, asshole. Thank you,
mister Englishman. Backwards asshole asshole?Is it so funny? Asshole? It's

(50:19):
so stupid. We were fucking children, man, We're not fucking children,
but we are children. Let mesee if this works. I don't think
it will lick my sweet stinky pussy, yes, sir, okay, that
made me conna pastosa sweet damn?Who I got it? Got me sweating

(50:45):
perfect Spanish perfect Perfecto Kilroy's murderer,Adolfo Constanzo was a Cuban American who was
born in Miami, Florida, innineteen sixty two. His father died when
he was an infant, so hismother relocated up to Rico with him.
That's where she remarried. They returnedto Florida in nineteen seventy two. An
old stepdad died soon thereafter, leavinga large inheritance behind. His mother married

(51:10):
again, this time with a manwho was involved in drug trafficking and the
occult Hell yeah. His new stepfathertaught him a philosophy of philosophy that Castanzo
carried for the rest of his life. He told him that he should let
non believers quote kill themselves with drugswhile he could profit from their foolishness.

(51:30):
Fucking slanging that shit dog slinging.Around the same time, Constanza's mother believed
that her son had psychic abilities.She introduced him to Paulo Mayombi. Mayombi,
an Afro Caribbean religion that involves animalsacrifice Afro Caribbean that sounds dope as
fuck. Does dude not match ofthem bitches are wow? Yeah. He

(51:51):
also was introduced to Santaria When hewas younger. He started a Poalaro someone
who practices Palo Miambe, and eventuallyreached the status of high priest or Padrino.
I don't practice centoria. I ain'tgot no crystal ball. Emily has
been jamming that song. Yeah,She's like, Dad, you ever heard

(52:12):
this song before? Never Witch?I gott you don't get don't get shut.
Yeah, I know this fucking song. You know the day I said
I got. Every time I hearit reminds me of BMX. Yeah,

(52:32):
Dave Mirror's BMX. Every single fuckingtime I hear it, I'm glad you
and I are on the same thoughttrain. That's every time I hear it.
That's what I think of Easy.It's like the very first song that
plays whenever you first start the veryfirst level and if you want to go
one level deeper. Yeah, wedidn't have the full game when we had
the demo demo version. Yeah,I mean I had the full game,
but it was that's all. Youcan't hide money, drink, You're digging

(52:53):
holes in the backyard and shitting becauseyou got you're so scared of your fucking
gay dad beating you up. Itwas the only game that I had.
Like a Dreamcast, dude, wehad a Dreamcast. My dad bought one
from the hood and brought a homein a trash bag. Fuck yeah,
dude. He would always come homewith like bags of chicken or you know,
pizza or whatever. So he camehome with a grocery bag and we

(53:15):
were like, oh, you getthin chips or something. It was a
bag full of dreamcast. That's awesome. That's a good bag man. He
was fucking dirty, worn out.You could tell he'd done some shit for
that dreamcast. Yeah yeah, I'dlove to know. But he worked out
there in drugstel man when people stealship and they would come by the transmission
shop. Yeah, and he'd buyus good ship for stolen goods. Yeah,

(53:38):
but who cares. Dad was afucking fence man and uh. In
nineteen eighty four, Constanza moved toMexico City to start his life as a
tarot card reader and eventually developed acult following dude, this is wild.
Oh yeah. Man. His psychictalent, charisma, and uh physical attractiveness.

(53:59):
He previously worked as a male model, damn granted him the opportunity to
mingle with Mexico's city's finest stupper class. His reputation for predicting the future and
offering ritual cleansing became popular with somedrug dealers, musicians, and police officers.
In nineteen eighty seven, Constanzo metSarah Aldreat. She was an honor

(54:22):
student from Texas Southmost University. Aldretwas dating Gilberto Soso, who was a
drug dealer who was a link toCostanzo, and once Constanzo met Sarah,
he said, oh my god,this girl, she's got it all.
Oh, and he recruited her.Upon meeting a Constanzo, Sarah became the

(54:43):
main recruiter for his following his cult. Sarah was a young, attractive woman
and it was easy for her tolure men to Constanzo's side or to their
deaths Mark, you'll remember his disappearance. It was initially treated as a routine
missing person's case. Attention to Mark'scase increased due to a family member of

(55:05):
his that was actually worked in theUS Customs Service. Oh. Interesting,
So they were able to move thisone into the front of the docket.
Yeah, was brought to the forefront. The police task force was established in
Brownsville, Texas and Mexico. Theywere kind of shifting the blame back to

(55:25):
the US. They said, noway, this this originated in South Padre
Island or Brownsville. This this,this ain't US. They eventually worked it
out the family member that that workedfor the Customs Service. They were able
to bring it to the media forefront. At that point, lots of different
news agencies picked it up, andMexico said, okay, we'll cooperate on

(55:50):
this investigation. While they looked forthe kid. Mexican Federal Police Sorry,
foul play was suspected. Potential motivesrobbery or some type of drug related violence.
The cartel is a nasty, nastybusiness, but this was not the
cartel. This was just a cult. Bradley, one of the friends,

(56:15):
underwent hypnosis, and some ungodly waythrough hypnosis, he recalled Mark's last interaction.
He told the police that he sawMark talking to a man in a
van, which could or could nothave been the case. I'm not really

(56:36):
sure. The fact they use hypnosistells me that these investigators, they were
desperate, didn't know their head froma fucking dick straws. The friends were
not Yeah, they weren't able topinpoint the exact moment of the disappearance.
His parents, Jim and Helen Kilroy, they pled for for any information.

(56:58):
There was a reward off. Atone point, Mark's case was featured on
Wow America Is Most Wanted. That'sHuge, which garnered nationwide attention. Sadly,
after no leads in the investigation,no leads to follow. The family

(57:19):
withdrew Mark from school and they returnedhome to Santa fe April first, nineteen
eighty nine. Police a suspicious vehicleleads police to Santa Elena Ranch. So
the suspicious vehicle blew through customs,didn't stop for a border check. Ooh,

(57:40):
and the cops said, all right, fishy, figure that out.
Once they followed the vehicle to SantaElena Ranch, they found evidence of cult
activity and ties to the Hernandez criminalgroup, which was all part of the
the Costanzo group. April ninth,nineteen eighty nine, police raid the ranch

(58:02):
and they arrest Fernandez Garcias and severalothers, not Costanzo, as he was
actually on the run. At thispoint, Bustamante reveals, I don't know
what this means right here. Theyneed to fix that because it's fucking stupid.

(58:24):
Okay. There were lots of peopleon the ranch that were picked up,
and everyone was very nonchalant, justlike whatever it is. No one
was really concerned. The cops werelike, man, there are some wild
shit. We got skulls and bonesand and fucking cords. They hadn't found

(58:49):
that stuff, yeha. They knewthere was some wild shit going on.
The one ranch keeper, the oneguy that stayed up all night and feding
bread and water and eggs. Hewas the one that actually finally confessed.
He cracked to uh the police onthe for the murder. He's a rat,
He's a rat. And he implicatedeverybody else, including Costanzo and Sarah

(59:13):
Aldre. They were both suspect NumeroUno at this point carried man. There
were some shocking discoveries that awaited policethere at the Santa Elena ranch. On
September eleventh, the police took SarahFinn and the four other suspects to Santa
Elena. The police all of thecult members that were arrested. They took

(59:37):
them back to the ranch and theysaid, where are the bodies buried?
And they told them. Police heldthe cult members at gunpoint and made them
dig up the graves of all thepeople that they killed. Oh shit,
yeah, man. So they wereforced a gunpoint to spend several hours digging

(59:59):
up the green. One of thecorpses that were located was that of Mark
Kilroy. It had been exhumed.At this point the police observed that his
legs were missing. Sarah Finn explainedthat the amputations were not a procedure of
the ritual, but we're done tosimply simplify the burial process of all the

(01:00:20):
bodies. Easier to buy it burya body with no legs. That's very
true. Everybody knows this. Afterthe excavation concluded the suspects had unearthed.
That's a weird line. The suspectsunearthed because the suspects dug them all up.
Yeah, the unearthed fifteen mutilated bodies, including Mark Kilroy's, who had
been killed over a period of ninemonths. God talk about unluckiness, dude,

(01:00:46):
man fuck. Mark Kilroy's corpse wasofficially identified after the Brownsville police smatched
his dental records with the teeth foundof the scene. Oh my god,
Oh shit. Investigators concluded that mostof the victims were rival drug dealers of
Costanzo and not random sacrificial victims ofthe cult. Only three out of the

(01:01:09):
fifteen bodies were never identified. AtSanta Alena, the Mexican police also seized
two hundred and forty three pounds ofmarijuana and one hundred and eight grams of
cocaine, dam twelve pistoles, includingthree submachine guns, and eleven vehicles,

(01:01:30):
some equipped with telephones. Oo man, see nice can hide money inside an
iron pot. Investigators discovered remains ofhuman brains, a goat head, chicken
feet, a fucking turtle, zeveral, herbs and spices, a horseshoe,
and coins mixed with animal blood.Fucking a turtle and a horseshoe. Goddamn

(01:01:52):
dude, they're just every little thingin there. One chicken, a duck
bill, and a shopping cartwheel.Give me the number four that sounds delicious.
You know, I don't want to. I don't want a turtle in
there this time. Very turtle meatspretty good. It might be I don't
know. I'm not eating a horseshoe. I don't know. Fuck what you

(01:02:15):
say, not if it's enough withfucking goat brains and coins. You ever
put pennies in your mouth? Ithink I have before. That's what it
tastes like to eat. But dude, oh shit, that's the best analogy
I can come up with. Yeah, some people say, what's it tastes
like to eat? Ass metal?You ever put metty in your mouth?

(01:02:37):
Oh shit? Think about when it'sthe last time you saw change? Just
like a bunch of change my console. I don't have Maybe you got it,
I don't have any really remember thelast time he used cash. I
got a change jar at the house. I still got one of them fucking

(01:02:57):
things. Yeah, a lot inthere. Yeah, what'sted open man?
Fucking do it, dude, goon a cruise. They did. Police
did confirm that this could this maywell not been true. Also they confirmed
the public that they found no signsof cannibalism, but the brain matter in

(01:03:21):
the fucking pan was well, theyjust didn't announce It seems like they're lying
about something there, dude, Okay. People were definitely getting eaten. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, definitely. OnApril twelfth, the detainees were taken
to the headquarters of the Mexican FederalDuish Judicial Police and Matamoras for an informal
press conference. And this is wild. More than two hundred and fifty I'm

(01:03:43):
sorry, more than two hundred andfifty international journalists arrived at the scene to
take pictures and ask them questions.They prayed these guys around and made him
talk to the media. The foursuspects were paraded around the building's balcony and
we're allowed to answer questions from reporters. That he was an ordained executioner under
Costanzo, and that Mark James Kilroywas murdered by Costanzo. As the camera

(01:04:08):
zoomed in on the suspects, Elioshowed his membership scars on his shoulders,
back, arms, and chest.These were arrow like cuts made with a
hot blade. The marks were givento selected cult members with the authority to
perform human sacrifice. Sam. Idon't know if I want that. Gotta
have that blade work. Yeah,I don't know if I want that little

(01:04:28):
uh or to be the execution.I'm good, I'm good. That sounds
painful, fun job. Three weeksafter the raid on Rancho Santa Elena,
Costanzo was killed by one of hisown followers in order to avoid capture during
a police raid in Mexico City.The members of the cult talked openly of
what they had done and showed noremorse for the fourteen men, women and

(01:04:53):
children that they had slaughtered. Yes, fourteen men, women and kids that
they had slaughtered to gain their supposedsupernatural powers. Rocket ships. That's my
secret power, my superpower. Yeah, rocket ships, red rockets, red
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more widespread than just the members ofthe Hernandez family and their drug smugglers.
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lot of people onto the Dungeon CrawlerCarl Books. Yeah, and I've been
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for sale for seven dollars each onAudible. And it's such a cool little
such a it sounds really cool.Whenever you told me about it, I
though I thought it was this reallycool concept. Yeah it is. Yeah,
it seems like people are having funwith it. They are. That
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the greatest books of all time,huh, honestly, and it's one of

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the best, you know, criticallyacclaim books of all time. I'm reading
lon Some Dove. Hell yeah,And I'll probably read some fuck books like
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I mean, I told this storyabout eating snott and making that guy
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remember they got this new one,and this guy that worked there, he
knew that I was really into thisgirl in it. And I was young,
dude, I was sixteen. I'mjust looking around the launch table and
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I got a pooper bad. AndI ran to the bathroom with that fuck
book. Yeah, And they tookan entire lunchroom table and they threw it
at the bathroom door while I wasabout three minutes in a good hard crank.
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me so bad that my dick nevergrew after that, after fucking receded into
your asshole. And it wasn't likelate and sixteen. I'd only been sixteen
for a month, so my dickhad a lot. And you say,
okay, it could have very well. I had a big dick by the
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sixteen year old, and my penisgrowth was stunned from that. It hurt
me. It burned my ab myabdominal Yeah yeah, yeah, did you
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there like we never in a thousandyears we think you jack off to a
fucking Lego catalog, jacking off theLegos. That fucking I never got down
with Legos. No, me neither. I not grow up like one of
my sons, Like he likes puttingtogether the sets. Him and I will
sit there and we'll do some likeput some cool shit together. It's expensive.

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It's so expensive. Yeah, he'snot worth it. No, No,
I got a Mandalorian ship up thereright now. The girl's got me
for Father's Day, and they're like, what you gonna do with it?
So I'm gonna poor a glass suburban. I'm gonna turn on an audiobook.
I'm gonna put this thing together.And I'm still waiting for the perfect moment
to do that. Yeah. Itused to be in like model cars,
like putting together model cars and shit. Oh yeah, I used to really

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enjoy doing that. My dad wasreally into that, and he said,
come down, looks look at themodel with me. And I said,
I don't like that ship. Fuckdude, Yeah yeah, I used to
do that. Ship man, catchme that ship. Yeah, I don't
want to do that. And Iwas the black sheep because I was never
I was never into cars or racingor dirt bikes. I said, damn,

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whn't you come over here and playSonic the Hedgehog. He said,
what do you think. I've gota goddamn fruitcake playing Sega, playing Gotta
clean a carburetor before I go tobed tonight, playing goddamn Zago. I've

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been playing a lot of Roadblocks withthe girls too, and yeah, yeah,
PlayStation Mommy, we play. Okay, it's a scary bitch that chases
people around. Okay, that's prettycool. That's not but it's bonding with
them. Sure, sure, allright, guys. Well that concludes this
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