Zack Bowen and Addie Hall: The Hurricane Murder

We delve into the haunting and tragic love story of Zack Bowen and Addie Hall, two individuals whose relationship took a sinister turn that shocked a city and captivated the world. Join us as we explore the depths of their dark desires and the harrowing events that unfolded in the heart of New Orleans.Zack Bowen and Addie Hall seemed like an ordinary couple on the surface, living in the vibrant and mystical city of New Orleans. However, beneath the façade of their bohemian lifestyle, a tumultuous and dangerous relationship was brewing.As we delve into their lives, we unravel the intricate layers of their story. Zack, a troubled and haunted war veteran, carried the scars of his experiences, while Addie, a free-spirited artist, sought solace in the city's rich culture and vibrant music scene. Together, they spiraled into a toxic union, fueled by their shared demons and dark passions.But it was the events of October 2006 that would thrust their relationship into infamy. In a shocking act that horrified the world, Zack took Addie's life before ending his own. The details surrounding their deaths painted a macabre picture of obsession, violence, and despair.

Episode Transcript

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You pay attention to the media todayabout the UFOs and ship Man.

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No, I've seen. I've seenpeople on Facebook whenever I got home,
so I did a long day ofwork today. I saw people talking about
it. But I have no ideawhat it's. What's going on. There's
a government, a government. Ilove people that can't pronounce their arts directly.
He's widow? Are we doing thegwiddy? He's will? Are we
doing doing the guiddy? Now?There was a former government employees, a

(03:21):
whistleblower now nice and he's um.He's coordinated with a government, a news
agency that blew the top off anotherUFO story in twenty seventeen. I can't
remember which one. It was,Okay, pretty it was a credible story.
I don't know off the top ofmy head. But he uh,

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he makes claims and he has peopleto back him up to say, the
government, defense contractors and foreign entitieshave in their possession, um pieces of
extraterrestrial vehicles. Hell yeah, notof this world. They have pieces of

(04:04):
crafts, and they have whole entirecrafts that are not from this world in
their possession that they've actually been hidingfrom the US Senate, I believe,
and even the Senate doesn't know aboutthese these vehicles that exist. If you
just type in what I did todayis I went to Google, I typed
in UFO and then hit the newstab and it's one of the top trending

(04:26):
news storeship. It is, withouta shadow of a doubt confirmed that the
US government as in their possession whatdid you say? The background was on
the whistleblower, let me find outreal quick, So he was curious.
Let me just look up this articlereal quick and we can making a little

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bit better of an idea that thepast past six years had been a roller
coaster for the et minded in America. In twenty seventeen, The New York
Times revealed that former Senator Harry Reidhad previously snuck away twenty two million dollars
in defense funding to investigate UFOs.All right, But a new report from

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Leslie Keene and Ralph Blumenthal, partof the team that broke the time story
in twenty seventeen, gives hope tothe alien optimist. On the science website
The Debrief, the pair described thestory of a defense intelligence whistleblower who has
alleged that the intelligence community is hidingclassified evidence of quote intact and partially intact

(05:29):
craft of non human origin. Okay, the whistleblower David Charles Grush, and
he put his name out there andeverything. Claims in a complaint that the
Pentagon, other nations, and defensecontractors have recovered fragments of exotic origin non
human intelligence, whether extraterrestrial or unknownorigin, based on the vehicle morphologies and

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material science testing in the possession ofunique atomic arrangements and radiological signatures. Grouch
goes on to stay that the materialincludes intact and partially intact vehicles. And
there's a pretty long uh. TheDebrief has a really good article about everything
that this whistleblower is kind of puttingout there, but they got fucking hell

(06:15):
yeah, dude, I love it. Man. Is now the this the
harry part about this now is they'rehiding it from the Senate. Now,
the Senate they want to know everything. Sure, together these investigative committees,
and they have all these UM officialsthat do these investigations that get to the

(06:39):
bottom of the stuff. Likely,what really are they going to do besides
sweeping under the rug? Still,it depends on what technological advances there are,
I guess in partnership with these recoveredcrafts and these recovered UM vehicles.
They claim that this guy claims thatwe have in our possession, Well,

(07:00):
not we, but certain entities ofthe government, certain defense contractors in certain
foreign governments. They'll be interesting tosee. And I haven't had much time
to devote to towards it. Yeah, I mean, they could trust us
with those things, just just tellus, let us know. Can't wait
till one day one of these uh, one of these people want to break
their break their story at our show. If you're the whistle blower, send

(07:24):
us an email on Broile podcast.I'd love nothing more. Man, we
gotta Did you read that email?I sense you get a chance to take
a look at that. What didyou send it to me yesterday? Did
you emailed it to me? Yeah? Oh no, I didn't. I
don't ever talk email. There's athere's a guy that listens to the show,
a big fan, and his mhis dad is one of the biggest

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He's one of the Last Abortion Holocaust. He's part of that movie. He's
like the head of that movement.But his dad is a pro lifer that's
done all kinds of protests and beenarrested hundreds of times. And he's been
these anti abortion demonstrations all over theworld, and he's, you know,

(08:11):
part of this big Christian movement.But then also he's done some really dirty
shit that his son, that Rhodusactually worked in uh, I guess worked
in partnership with the FBI, gothis dad convicted for you know, like
tax evasion and uh, defrauding thehealth system and some other stuff. And
is uh, you know, he'ssupposed to be his big Christian preacher guy.

(08:37):
His fucking son helped nail him tothe wall over all this anti abortion
stuff. This fella, I gothis phone number. I'm gonna call him
or text him here soon. ButI'm gonna have nice show. He's got
all kinds of pictures and videos ofall these demonstrations over the years, and
he said, you know, talkto us about everything you went through with
the FBI and turned his dad inand everything. You know, there's that

(09:01):
abortion holocaust whatever, there's a lotof there's a lot to unpack there as
well. Is it be a prettygood topic? Man? Yeah, that
sounds to have someone those right therein the middle of the storm. That's
great, that's good stuff. Hewants to He sent his phone number over
today, so hell yeah, he'sgonna get a call from a nine three
to seven area code. Yeah,I'm totally interested. That ros incoming coming

(09:24):
a Yeah. Now, he skippedover this one last week, but I
feel like it's no better time thanthe present talk about this. It is
that time of the year. Seniorpranks are just running wild. Many a
North Carolina school district is investigating asenior prank at Williams High School in Burlington

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which caused over fourth thousand dollars anddamages. The school system says students gained
entry overnight and poured cement into thetoilets and jurnals. Oh my god,
aliment. It's Burlington. School systemsays Williamson was not. It's only school
that suffered damages. Manus crews arecleaning up overturned desks, damaged lockers,

(10:07):
graffiti, eggs, and trash atseveral other high schools, other acts of
vandalism ross a report across the district. We believe in celebrating milestones in a
responsible, in a respectful way,without crossing the line causing harm or damage.
I'd blah, yeah, I secondthat dumping cement and the shitters.
That's like some fucking pissed off tenantkind of stuff. Yeah, that's rough.

(10:28):
Landlord's kicking you out. Yeah,that fucks up everything, kind of
did you dirty over the years?Time for some quick creak to go and
them fucking pipes, buddy, ooh, that's rough. I M for our
senior prank. We fucked the locksup on the school and we took the
took the screws out of the stage. It fell down. Other than that,

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you know, none of the concreteand the toilets stuff, nothing like
that. Man. It's just I'msurprised it was only that much money worth
of damage. Proce the shit's goingdown that you guess. I guess inflation
while it is still here. Pricessome stuff's going down a little bit.
Yeah, probably some lumbers going downdo you think, like with him dumping

(11:15):
cement down there, that they couldhave like fossilized and the old turds stuck
in the tank. Sometimes i'd breakingup concrete in like a decade from now,
it's gonna be hunks of fossilized turd. Yeah, man, I'm I'm
not sure I'll pooper acts to concrete. I've seen a lot of wild shit
on TikTok, but nothing like nocast moldings of a turge. If if
she gets fossilized in the lava,I mean, I can only imagine that

(11:37):
in concrete it would do the same, and it would have to you.
Man. Yeah, today I wasmy wife was stretched back in the recliner,
and I walked and just kind ofdo this thing right tower over her
and try and intimidat her. Yeah, naturally. Yeah, And I'm wearing
some jim some gym shorts, somesweat gym shorts, no tearing over and

(12:00):
she stuck her hand up my pantlike my pant leg and he's underwear.
I'm wearing her kind of they're kindof in between boxer briefs and boxers,
something a little loose, and herhand went all the way straight to my
bar dick. Not you're human dick, your bared dick. Yeah, I've
got a bear dick, panda beareddick. And she said, oh my

(12:22):
god, and then she got touchingit and I said, god, damn,
baby girl, what thing rolling backhere? Rolling back? And uh.
We had to eat dinner or whatever. And then later on I was
in the hallway in the medicine cabinetlooking for some headache medicine because I had

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a headache, and she was inthe bathroom and she said, before you
get out and records the show,will you put on some underwear? And
I said, I said no,absolutely. Let you know, kind of
grosser out. Grossers are out ifI'm not wearing underwear. He wants me
to represent her family in a positivemanner, which I respect that whatever.

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And she said, Nicholas, pleaseput on under underwear. That's gross and
I said no, and I wasfucking I already had underwear on, yeah,
And so I was just kind ofmessing with her, and she said,
if I come out of his bathroomand you're not wearing underwear, I'm
gonna grab a hold of your sack. I'm gonna rip it off your body.
And I said, come on withit then, and she came out.

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Yeah. Then she stuck her handup my shorts again, right right
through the baggy underwear and grabbed ahold of my genitals, and she pulled
my sack a good three or fourfeet away from my body, squealing,
grab his dick and twisting the olddick twist. And I finally said,

(13:50):
fucking god, damn, and Iknocked her. She had her, he
was latched on like a pit bull, and knocked her off with east she
would have done if you'd have cameI did. And then I pulled my
underwear down, or I pulled myshort down a little bit and showed her
my underwear. And she's like,oh my god, what's wrong with him?

(14:13):
I said, I was wearing underwearwhen you stuck him up there earlier
too. It was they're a littlebaggy. Yeah, but I almost had
to sacrifice my sack. He attachedit from my body. Man, man,
that's rough. God, she's tofollow up on that later. There's
no way I'm getting kind of thatthat rough play now. And then she
doesn't get to finish right in thatthat chapter of the book later on.

(14:35):
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free out here, all right,that's all right, minimum wage podcasters.
We love you guys. We're hereanyways. Yeah, nothing gets uh,
nothing wets our whistle better than agood old fashioned true crime banger, little
slobber knocker. Yeah, that's whatwe got today. And this is the
time that you and I remember veryvividly, I'll say I do. Our

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story begins in the vibrant city ofNew Orleans. Beignets, rice and beans,
dirty rice and beans. Oh yeah, I love that place, dirty.
Oh man. It's nice, goodfood, really good food, good
culture. Men showing their breasts andexchange for beads. They got it all

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down there. It's a place knownfor its music culture and well occasional supernatural
occurrences. Yep, we've got fuckingUFOs. We know that. That's right.
It's haunted as ship down there inNew Orleans. Got them he'll be
Aliens Cajun, those treole fucking ghostthey come down with a fucking shrunken head

(16:07):
on their next he who In twothousand and six, something truly bizarre happened
that had the whole city scratching theirheads. In two thousand and six you
may remember, well, well,um, we'll get to there in just
a second. But Zachary Bowen hewas born May fifteenth, nineteen seventy eight

(16:30):
and Old Baker's Field, California.C a baby. Oh yeah, follo
away from me all day day.You remember, we went and saw them
live and he did the entire showfrom a fucking wheelchair because he just had
COVID. He like this fucking throne. He's not a wheelchair. You could

(16:53):
tell he was hurting, dude.He was like number right. You could
tell he was in bad shape.He was hurting, man, but he
gave it his all. Man.I feel bad for him. Yeah,
buddy, that was right, dude. That was a fucking uh. That's
when COVID was hot. Everybody,So let's go to a rock concert.

(17:18):
Fucking double vexed up in the middleof a cornfield. Yea many zach uh
Zach boone was one of He hada pretty normal childhood. You know,
He's one of those guys that um. He when he's growing up, he
really struggled with letting people down,not necessarily the act of okay, he
was always doing something to let themdown, but it really bothered him when

(17:41):
he when he did let people down, and it really stuck with him and
he got emotional over over a lotof this stuff. He was always troubled
by what others thought of him andhow they how they perceived him. That
did you see our buddy posts onFacebook today that he was featured in a
group of women Oh yes, yes, I didn't see that, Like,

(18:04):
don't date this guy. My Facebookgroup out there and it talks about men
you shouldn't date, and he wasfeatured in that looking nicest guy in the
world, you know, a realsweetheart. Yeah, and it all it
takes one nasty bitch. We hadthis one friend or we have this one
friend. And she posted the otherday on Facebook. She was like,
I'll just be getting bored sometimes Ijust want to comment on these are you

(18:26):
dating my boyfriend or are you datingmy significant other? Post and just say
yes. I was like I commenton and said please do And then like
an hour later she's stone posting somethingand she said I saw I've been seeing
him every single night this week.The first comment back it was like,
how in the world is he doingthis? Like Stirling Pop bad Girl all

(18:47):
love it? Oh man, it'sso funny. Sorry, sorry if you're
really in one of the groups.And seriously, but I hate that you
like that. That's a thing.That is a thing, man, that's
worrisome. I don't like him.That's wild. As things progressed as he
got older, he just fell deeperand deeper into depression, really feeling like

(19:08):
his life was pointless. But withthat darkness, that deep dark place that
he that he had found himself,he decided a fresh start was ultimately just
what he needed. And at thetime, he was living in Sacramento,
California, which I was there lastyear and not too long ago, and

(19:30):
just mountains of trash and poop onevery corner. So I wouldn't want to
live there either. Beautiful California.Yeah, he was living there with his
mom and his dad lived on theother side of the country in New Orleans.
Hell yeah. And this was possiblythe fresh start that he's so desperately
required. So he left his momin Sacramento and he went to live with

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his dad when he was around sixteenyears old. He finished high school and
he embarked on a new career whenhe was eighteen years old as a bartender.
Okay, every time I think abouta bartender, I like to think
Kevin James from King and Queens andhe talks about his bartending job, or
and that. What was the bartendermovie with Tom Cruise? Man, you

(20:18):
know what I'm talking about, whatyou're talking about, But Tom Cruise bartender
movie, we don't know anything.Cocktail, cocktail, That's why I love
him. My tail, tailpipe,pil pipe, cocking, the old tailpipe,
will attending bar on Bourbon Street.The money to be made there,
buddy, if you're a good bartender. Zach met twenty eight year old Lana

(20:41):
Shoepack. Hell, yeah, whata good name. Ten years his elder,
ten years older than his. Hewas a She was a fucking cougar.
She was love it. She wasa diaper snipe. Good for them,
both of them, looking for ayoung young bull. And Alanna had
a she had a career of herown. She was a ghetto ballerina.

(21:06):
She was a stripper. She wasup there, you know, grinding up
on that pole, making that money, making that squirrell, throwing that thing
in a circle, dragging that pussacross the stage like an old steaky snail,
getting them boys bands to make themdance. That's how you do it,
man, I'll do it. Ohyeah, dude. When I used

(21:30):
to work at a strip club,there was this guy that came in one
time and the I used to workin front of the strip club and I
pat dudes down and check their IDs, making put their weed back in the
car and ship. And it wasan urban strip club. And when I
was the only white dude there,yea. And when white guys would come
up to come in, usually outof towners, they would come to the

(21:52):
door to come in, and I'dsay, hey, listen, brother,
no no offense. I don't knowif this place is what you're looking for.
I would always say, you andme are the only white people here.
And some guys, some of thesebusiness dudes would come in and they
would be like, oh, okay, thanks for letting me know. We'll
probably go someplace else some you know, if you're looking for a certain strip

(22:12):
club, Uh, this is back. You know. Google reviews wasn't too
much of a thing they I wasjust trying to keep them from maybe putting
themselves in a situation because it wasa bad place, was really bad.
It was a bad place, reallybad. Lots of people got shot there.
And one time this white dude cameup and he had a like sideways

(22:34):
ball cap, gold teeth. Helooked apart. Man. I said,
just just say, you know,homie, this is a this is an
urban club. Just you, Youand me are gonna be the only h
two people with the the only blackin the melanin Yeah. And he said,
man, bro, what the fuckyou talk about? You act like
I ain't got no money. Isaid, I didn't say that. I

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just want to make sure you're you'regood. I'm good, all walk in,
make sure you're okay. And thenhe pulled his money out of his
pocket and he started counting it andhe dropped one hundred dollar bill and didn't
realize it, and he put hismoney back in his pocket. He's like,
you know what, fuck this place. I said, you're right,
and he turned around. He startedto walk to his car, and I
put my foot on top of ahundred dollar bill. Good job. And

(23:19):
it was like I pushed a fuckingbutton, dude, because as soon as
I pushed put my foot one hundreddollar bill, the heavens just opened up.
It started pouring rain, thunder andlightning. And this dude made it
all the way to his car andcame back. He said, hey,
man, I dropped one hundred dollarbill, and I started looking at and
I'm and I Meanwhile, I didn'twant to I didn't want to reach down
and pick it up. And Ididn't want to step off of it because

(23:41):
I didn't want him to see metake it. Yeah, I said,
ah, dude, I don't knowwhere it's at. Meanwhile, it is
like is pouring rain. I'm gettingsoaked. This guy stood out there in
the pouring rain on his hands andknees, turn over landscaping blocks, digging
through trash piles of leaves, lookingfor those hundred dollar bill for probably a
good twenty or thirty minutes. Damn. And I just stood there like the

(24:03):
statue of Liberty with my foot ontop of this hundred dollar bill. Dude,
I was broke, poor. Ididn't have any fucking money. I
knew that ship to feed pizza tomy family. I needed for strip clubs.
You needed to feed your fucking kids. Yeah, man, and he
finally he finally left and I pickedup that one hundred dollars bill and I
went inside. And then the ownerhe was cool, dude, He's like,

(24:23):
what's up, dude, what whyare you so wet? I said,
Uh, there's a guy out theredropped one hundred dollar bill and I
was standing on it and I wantedit, and I'd waited for him to
leave. He said, next timeyou went, Next time, it's coming
inside and tell me you need onehundred dollars. Dude, all right,
I got you. I was soaked, dude, I was squitchy when I

(24:45):
was walking. That's wor that's theworst ever, like like wet shoes.
Oh dude, I can't do it. It's so bad. Yeah, yeah,
wet boots are awful. It wasonly like, you know, ten
after ten My shift was ten tofour something. Oh god, that's brutal,
soggy all night, oh man.And I had to at the end
of the night, I have towalk the walk the girls to their cars

(25:07):
with their money. And they wouldalways they would fucking wear their shoes out
that they would work in. It'snever made any sense to me, so
I would I would hold them upand walk them their car and put them
their car and go back. AndI fucking hate it all. They were
all off. There's awful humans.I hate people. But still I was
nice to him and whatever. Andthat night they would all go to like
lock my arm, like god damn, because I'd be all wet, you're

(25:30):
sweating. You were sweating, boy, I'm not as rainwater, baby,
it's mother nature. It's an interestingnight the old old men's club that night.
So after he met Zach met Lana. They hit it off really fast.

(25:52):
She was she was from Florida,and I didn't know this, but
statistically, ninety seven percent of womenfrom Florida are actually strippers. And that's
just a sad fact that I wasreading about. It's a statistic that I
can validate. Yeah, they immediatelythey hit it off, and they started
a date right away after after meetingone another, and they were falling madly

(26:15):
in love. But you know,just like kids do. Kids get to
dating like that and they just starta fucking lucking like rabbits naturally, cramming
their peepees into each other, justdoing all kinds and nasty stuff, and
you know what happens, and youget the fucking bare back style. Like
up, people end up pregnant,start reproducing. Yeah, man, making

(26:38):
humans, yep, that's what youand I are in the business of creating
humans. Six between the two ofus. Yep, we'll all about pleasure.
Man, we got a night.They're all about pleasure, love.
Coming dude fucking feels good. Youever come to that? Fucking shit feels

(27:00):
good? I remember the first timeI come, dude fucking wild. I
thought I was dying. I swearI got it everything. I don't know
if I told the story before,Like, God, damn, how do
I make it do that again?I know I need a little break.
Yeah, I had no idea whathappened, but I knew it felt good,
and I knew it scared me justenough to where I didn't want to

(27:21):
do it again for another week.No, man, it's probably three weeks
later. I figured it out waytoo early. Yeah, that's what's wrong
with me now. Yeah, Iwas master baton to the Sears, tool
ads and ship. Dude. Someof the ship that I fucking waxed at
two, man, is so embarrassing. I had a Lizzie McGuire poster on
my wall. Yeah, growing up, I used that a lot. In

(27:42):
hindsight, it was not very goodmaterial. Yeah. Then I started stealing
the poor nomax from my dad's carlots. That's that's way better. It
was really good. Yeah. Ihad a Britney Spears poster. I was
like the first two times that poorposter. She saw some awful things in
there. I at a fight clubposter in the basement that I would use

(28:02):
sometimes. Oh yeah, just totest me, just to test to see
what I liked and shoot ye man. Yeah. And Zach he would not
he would not shy away from becominga father. You know. He faced
it head on. He said,I'm gonna be a good dad. I'm
gonna take care of my family.Instead of shying away, he welcomed the
birth of his first son, Jackson, and he made a choice. He

(28:26):
felt like it was a very importantdecision for he and his family. He
joined the army. He went inthe military to try and create a better
life for his wife that was tenyears older than him, and his newly
born son, Zachary Bowen. Hewas a war hero while serving as a
military policeman in Kosavella in Iraq.Here in numerous awards for his bravery.

(28:49):
Zach had moved to New Orleans inthe mid nineties, leaving only to go
to Iraq and returning after completing histour of duty. He and Lana did
have one additional wow while he wasin the military. A beerbird locked up
big time, dude. It wasknown that he experienced hardship and trauma during
his tours in the In Iraq.He made a friend with a girl in

(29:12):
Iraq and her family's store ended upbeing bombed. She along with her family
were killed in the bombing. Thosezachs CEO recommended he'd be honorably discharged after
his service. He was given onlya general discharge and thus lost all his
health benefits, which deeply upset him. And I didn't know that. I

(29:33):
either thought you were dishonorably discharged orhonorably discharged. Yeah, I never knew
there was a general discharge. Yeah, which I understand is almost as bad
as a dishonorable discharge. It's ablack eye on your record, man,
It's it's something hard to get past. Where does it compare to female discharge?

(29:55):
Fucking love that ship? Yeah,I didn't. I didn't know there
was a I don't know there wasanything in between. I don't know there
was a middle ground. Yeah,I didn't know that either, but apparently
that's what the Salzach was discharged fromthe military was a general discharge. After
coming home from the military, somethinghad changed. He was a much different

(30:15):
person than when he when before hejoined the military, and things no longer
clicked with the woman that was tenyears his elder. And there wasn't a
whole lot to read into their split. She just said that when he came
home, he was a lot.He was a lot to deal with.
He was a ball of nerves,understandable. A lot of those brave soldiers

(30:41):
that went to Iraq and Afghanistan,they left with minimal baggage and they came
back with a lot of mental anguish, just to see things that it's it's
our generations, you know, WorldWar two or just bad shit. And
I hate that anybody had to gothrough that. But he did have a

(31:06):
he had a bit of a planfor when he returned. They did,
They did go through their divorce,and he returned to what he knew best,
which was bartending ten slinging drinks.You know, one ounce travelers poor,
two ounce house poor. He knewwhat was going on Man and this
time he was not working on BourbonStreet. He was up in the French

(31:26):
cold. Okay, I don't knowif those are the same place or not.
Bourbon Street in the French Quarter.I think it's it's pretty. I
think it's very similar, and it'sright there's it's a little I think it's
a couple block over. Okay,I can't for taking. Yeah. Now,
when he was bartending, he finallyhe met another woman. This woman

(31:47):
was not ten years as elder.This woman was about the same age as
him that She was a wild,wild bitch dude. Her name was Addie
Hall. She was absolute buyer,crackerty. This is one of those whirlwind
kind of loves where you just fallmadly. Is kind of everything is so

(32:08):
emotionally charged. There's a there wasan element of drug abuse and alcoholism that
they shared. They really they theythey bonded over over there, over their
habits, over their bad habits.She was a very artistic person. She
was into poetry, dancing, artistry. She was a seamstress. She was

(32:32):
what some would say she was abohemian. She practiced that that way of
life which I read into that bohemianlifestyle and It just kind of reminds me
of a hippie, just kind ofa free love about creation and arts,
all about stinking up shaving your armpitsand shit. Yeah, that's kind of

(32:57):
what I imagine whenever I hear thatword of I think of hip piece.
What do you think about? Nevermind, No, let's go, let's
fucking do it. If you're gonnado it, let's do it. There's
a movement with um you know,some some men shave their shave their armpits.
Some men don't. I don't shavemy armpit. I don't really need

(33:20):
to. Man, I don't growmuch hair. But it's kind of,
um, you know, an expectation. You're in America. The women shave
their armpits, right. Yeah,I'm not saying that's right or wrong if
you don't shave your armpits whatever,But it seems like it's more and more
I get on social media, it'sjust women showing off their armpits. Yeah,
their armpits. I'm not a fan. I mean, it doesn't matter

(33:45):
what I'm a fan of it.When I'm not a fan of it is
a yet you do your own thing, baby girl. But I don't like
it. But once again. LikeI said, I think I get used
to it in a pinch. No, I don't know, No, doude
showing your own body. I don'tyou know. I remember one time when
I was a kid, we wentto the pool with a bunch of a

(34:06):
bunch of friends m I was probablyI was probably nine or ten, and
there was you know, aably six, seven, eight of us that were
all buddies, and all of ourmoms took us to the pool. I
think it was I think it wasCastle Hills, right right over here by
my house. But the uh,the moms, they said, boys,

(34:30):
we're gonna lay out and you youguys just playing the water. Here's the
coolers come and goes. You pleaseleave us alone. We're gonna be laying
out, chit chatting, being fuckingchicken heads, barking at each other.
And I said, see you later. Well it wasn't long. I needed
a sandwich. I need a littlebologna and cheese to sammy. I doubled

(34:52):
back and the cooler was next tomy friend's mom, and I walked up
and she's just you know, gother hands. She's in one of those
leaned back those those pool chairs.Got the straps. Yep, she's laid
back, and I looked at hercrotch, dude, and there was just
fucking pussy hairs, just angry hangingout the side of the crotch. Man,

(35:15):
just so much puss hair hanging out. Damn, that was the style,
then, man said. Then Isaid, what the fuck is that?
That was the style? And shecan I pet your doggie? She
put her hands up over her eyes. She said, you need me get
you something. And here I amstaring at her old best he puss.

(35:37):
I wanted to be like, God, damn, you tucked that shit in,
tuck that shit into your crotch.I said, I'm just getting a
sandwich, all right. So shethen closed her eyes for her head back.
So then I went down the line. I started doing a roll call.
I started living at all their pusses, except for my moms. I
didn't care about that one. Everyone of them had big, fucking stinky

(35:58):
hair hanging out to the side,to the fucking the crotch bottoms. There
fucking kracking's dude trying to crawl outof their breeches. Everything one of them
ship And I just want to say, what the fuck is wrong? You
know? I was only nine orten. I think you're crowning. I

(36:19):
went back and I jumped in thepool and my buddy, which we went
to I think he went to schoolwith him for a little bit, but
then he moved away when we wereyounger. And I jumped in the water
and he's like, what took youso along? I was like, your
mom's got a bunch of hair hangingout of her crotch the water. Uh.

(36:40):
His little brother swam up. He'sa year younger than us. He's
like, what did you say?And uh. He looked over his little
brother. He's like, mom's gota bunch of hair hanging out of her
bikini buyer buyer crotch and the uh. They got out of the pool and
they went up there and they lookedtheir mom's crotch so weird. They's,
buddy, I thought I was lying, dude. I wasn't lying, buddy.

(37:04):
That thing was gnarly. And theyjumped back in the water and I
said, what I tell you?They say, yeah, it's pretty gross.
Oh man, Oh the nineties,yeah, buddy, what a fun
place. Oh, don't take meback. It would have been like ninety
six, maybe five minute six.Yeah, Harry asked pussies on him.
Dude, Man, I saw thiswoman a couple of months ago at the

(37:28):
pizza parlor down the street here.I wanted to say, Hey, you're
fucking get around to knocking the fuckinghair off that thing, or one took
a weed, either of that,bad dude. Ember summer ninety five down
there at Castle Hills, you're laidback. It was loud and proud,
doggie. It was gray. ThenI wonder what color it is now?
Silver? Silver fox? Oh God, Now back to back to Addie Hall

(37:52):
and Zach Bow And they were bothslobbering, rowdy ass drunks. She was
actually a die agnosed bipolar and accordingto many a friend of her friends,
Addie struggled with undiagnosed by bipolar disorder. She was also known to get very
aggressive and nasty towards her friends afterhaving too many drinks. And I just

(38:15):
love hanging out with people like thatwho drink and they just become completely unmanageable
and evil and mean. They're theabsolute best to hang out with. Man,
super fun. I love. Andif you've ever been like that in
front of me, and you're andyou're thinking back like, oh, ever
since he's seen me drunk, hewon't hang out with me anymore. Well,
there's a probably a pretty good chance. I don't like the way you

(38:37):
act when you're drunk. I don'tfucking like taking care of people that aren't
my children. If if my kidswant to drink, sure, I'll give
him a drink and I'll take careof him. But as for adults,
I don't want to take care ofyou. Yeah, I gotta kind of
know your limits. Manyall know yourlimits, and I'm good. You and
I are both are good at yep. Although last time you and I went
out, I pushed my limits alittle bit. Yeah, you're you're on

(39:00):
the edge. Yeah, I wasn'tbeing destructive. I wasn't you're a mean
love it. You didn't hit meor anything. But together these two they
just drank way too much. Man. They just they partied. And she
was living this um. She wasliving this bohemian lifestyle, but she was
also she was she had some demonsthat were buried deep within her as well,

(39:23):
that she was she was fighting with. And just like the lave brewing
between these two, there was anotherconcoction brewing someplace else, a giant fucking
storm was brewing in the middle ofthe Atlantic Ocean named Hurricane Katrina. And

(39:43):
if you think back two thousand andsix, I remember Hurricane Katrina. It
rocked the coast there. Yeah,it made all the way up here to
Ohio, and it knocked out allthe power here in Ohio. We didn't
have we didn't have well, Iwas the only house. We were the
only block on in my area thatmade that. You know, we maintained
power through all of it. Ihad people I'd never even met before coming

(40:07):
to my house to curl their hair. Yeah, and that's scene Forrest Gum.
He's like, we had people comingin eve nowaday cases and suitcases.
Yeah, that's what my house waslike for a couple of weeks. Man,
I had all kinds of people.I had fucking randos showing up.
Yeah, can I take a showeringdog bites? But yeah, I guess
YEA Allen was a big deal.I remember that. And I remember El

(40:28):
Nino. That was another big,bad motherfucker el Minho Hell yeah, when
was that? I think it wasbefore Katrina. Yeah, it was was
that. It's like Elnino is astorm, though it's not. It wasn't
like a I I remember when ithappened. It was probably late nineties,
and it fucked this shit up.Yes, I remember, there's something.
There's a newer one, you know, el Nino one's fucking tearing it up.

(40:50):
I don't know what el nino is. I think it's a storm.
They gets a baby, that's whatit's called. Um let's see here,
you're looking at up. Yeah,I am what al nino is. It's
the means a little boy. Italso means a badass fucking storm. I'll

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tell you that much. With HurricaneKatrina, they they had not really the
two, Zach and Addie. Theyhadn't really been together that long when this
hurricane was was barreling towards the coast. But the US government and the National
Weather Service they knew a bad hurricanewasn't it was inevitable. There was evacuation
orders issued for all of New Orleans, and Zach was faced with a tough

(41:35):
choice to make him He could eitherevacuate the city with his ex wife and
his children, whom had invited invitedhim to come along, or he could
choose to stay behind and weather thestorm with Addie because she had offered for
him to come and stay in herapartment and wait out the storm with him

(41:55):
with her. Sorry, So hewent. He aired in the side of
pussy and he stayed with his newhis new little toy, Addie. He
stayed behind with her, and theydecided they were just gonna stay in the
part in the apartment and they're gonnawait out this fucking hurricane. Man,
And I have all the hurricanes towait out, to try and just sit

(42:17):
through. I don't. It's hardto really quantify the destruction that was inflicted
by Hurricane Katrina. I mean itleveled so many areas in the New Orleans
area. Yeah, it was.It was really wild because, like I
said, it to affect us inland like it's it's crazy. Man.

(42:38):
It was a big old bastard.Yeah it was. And to this day,
the remnants, there's still areas thatare that are the fucking oh god
does Hurricane Katrina is the costliest stormon record. It cost um almost two

(43:00):
hundred billion dollars. It's one hundredand one hundred and ninety two point five
billion dollars was the damage caused byHurricane Katrina. The total cost for the
last five years, uh seven.On a second, it looks like,
after it's all said and done,Hurricane Katrina has cast seven hundred and forty

(43:23):
two billion dollars. Got down tothat one right there, the one says
most expensive natural disasters in US asof twenty twenty two. Is that the
leading one? Yeah, it's aleading and then Harvey, Hurricane Harvey,
Hurricane Ivan twenty twenty two. Yeah, So Hurricane Katrina, it was a
it was a bad bitch, man, it really, it really took a

(43:45):
toll. It took its toll onethat area down there, But they waited
it out. His ex wife calledhim immature and reckless for staying behind when
he could have just uh, hecould have evacuated with her and the kids
and been done with it, buthe stayed behind. Zach wanted to stay
with Addie and they wanted to waitto storm out together. So that's what

(44:06):
they did, and they lived throughthe storm. They made it through,
and after the storm passed, Addieand Zach emerged from the darkness and the
destruction but survived. They ultimately did. There was a small community that stayed
behind, and they all kind ofbounded, they kind of stuck together over
the struggles they faced in the aftermath. They had no power, they had

(44:31):
no running water, they had noheat, they had no air conditioning,
they had limited resources. But thissmall community of people that say, you
know, we're gonna stay behind andwe're gonna look out for one another.
That's what they did. They stucktogether. But the I guess what was
odd about the couples. They enjoyedZach and Addie. They enjoyed the struggle

(44:52):
seemingly. They liked this post apocalypticlifestyle, this kind of roughnest lifestyle,
but it kind of went in conjunctionwith the bohemian lifestyle, kind of living
off the land, no rules,no law. That's kind of how they
that's kind of how they enjoyed it. To begin with. The couple would
go into abandoned bars to gather alcoholand make cocktails right outside of their apartment

(45:17):
for others. In exchange for foodand water, they would light debris and
mattresses on fire in the street tocook and stay warm at dusk. Nothing
like a fucking juicy ass steak cookedover an old, fucking water lugged mattress.
That's so delicious. Didn't get thatbed ball out of my park,
chopping man. Everyone that was leftbehind New Orleans was having a camping trip

(45:46):
in their own city. And that'swhat Addie and Zach, that's what they
love so much. But Addie,you'll remember what her job was before she
was a bartender. She was nothat was that was his first wife.
Addie was not a stripper. ButAddie was actually a little better known for
something else. So they were kindof the local media that lashed onto them

(46:10):
and kind of in a feel goodway. Hey, there are these people
that stuck behind that stuck out thestorm and they're they're just kind of roughing
it. And the local newspapers andstuff love talking to him and ship.
Well, every time ever feel likethe police aren't driving by your house enough,
kind I kind of you know,I'll see, I'll see crazy shit

(46:32):
happened around my house, and I'llsay, man, fucking cops, don't
ever drive by around here. Zachand Addie didn't have that problem even daring
the storm, because every time thepolice would drive by, Addie would go
outside and she would show her titsto the police officers driving by. Hell
yeah body. So then they wouldreceive a steady parade, steady stream of

(46:53):
police officers that would continuously drive onby because they knew if they drove by,
the addie would come outside and juststart shaking her walkers at them.
That's that's started shaking them bad dudes. That's a good plan. I mean,
but they really that was what That'swhat they were known for. That's

(47:15):
what she was known for, justbeating them taters together. Yeah, dude,
just flopping those nipples around. Idon't know if she had nipples or
not. I didn't actually see thebreasts, so it'd be hard for me
to say if she had nipples orwell. If there were, however,
tips were nothing button nipple, therewas no tip. Man. I think
those are fun. I think there'sa lot of fun people out there like

(47:35):
that. I think. I mean, I'm not talking about Ariel. I'm
talking about just a nipple, justone big nipples, one big tic tech.
Yeah, are two big, twobig nipples to petrusion. You've seen
those in some fucking gay groups.He was grinder groups and ship fucking send
me that link. Yeah. Inthe local media, they really they caught
onto these guys and they fell inlove with them. They thought as awesome.
They stayed behind and and people weredescribing them in the media and around

(48:00):
town as the king and Queen ofthe Hurricane Katrina survivalists dy. There's a
lot of newspaper articles about them andthings. This did nothing but make their
love for one another even hotter.Boddy, this newfound whirlwind is living off
the land, burning mattresses in theroad, stealing alcohol, pillaging all these

(48:24):
fucking grocery stores, living this lawlesslifestyle. And you would learn to bond
living living like that with no waterand electricity, kind of half the maintaining
the the simplest of things for justto keep you, to keep one another

(48:46):
alive. Nothing can bring two heartscloser than bonding over a burning mattress,
cooking squirrel and possum oder my mattress? What smelling like if I burned it?
I met you? Her side wassmell pretty cool. My sight was
smell really bad. Yeah, Imean dead farts are trapped in that you're
gonna be cooking. Wasn't feeling goodtoday, And I got in bed last

(49:09):
night and I farted, And She'slike, Jesus fucking Christ, Nick,
it was bad, but I wasupset. My stomach was all fucked up.
She got out of bed and wentto the couch. So that's pretty
bad. And I said to myselfwhen I closed my eyes, she'll be
back. She always comes back.And you know what, she came back,

(49:32):
do you know? She came rightback. Just how to let that
storm pass yep and ride on himback. But this lifestyle, what they
were doing, the burning ship inthe street, eating raccoons, all that
stuff, that was completely unsustainable,breaking into bars, taking food, that
stuff, it wasn't gonna happen forever. And just like we know the city

(49:53):
of New Orleans, it was rebuilt, it was revitalized, it got up
before of the ten count, andit came back roaring. New Orleans is
a hoping place to this day,two twenty three, almost twenty years later,
it is a fucking it is ait's a mecca, dude. It's

(50:13):
an awesome spot. And it bouncedback. It's cool because like whenever we
went and visited that we would didlike this tour and they showed like certain
sections of the town where you cansee where the water line was from the
hurricane and how high up the watergot. It's it's was crazy, yeah,
I mean it's wild. Yeah,it's it's nuts. Some of those
neighborhoods are still just piles of pilesare rubble. Yeah, that's unfortunately,

(50:37):
it's it's gonna gonna be like thatfor years to come. And even the
you know the tornado that roll thatrolled through here a few years ago.
Oh yeah, you go over incertain parts of Dayton, like where we
grew up, it's like a fuckingghost town. You can still you can
follow the path of the of theof the tornado. You can see exactly

(50:58):
where it went. You can seeexact actually what was destroyed. You can
still follow the precise path of Thereis multiple tornadoes at night, but you
can still you can still follow Icall it. I don't. It's kind
of sick and morbid. I'm I'mobsessed with weather, thunderstorms and tornadoes and
hurricanes. I get off on tornadoesand shit, dude, I'm not scared

(51:22):
of him much. Yeah, likegot insure its fuck my shit up.
I hope that never never happens.But I just I'm just probably if I
could go back and redo it allagain, i'd be a storm chaser or
something like that, just because Ihave pretty cool love tornadoes and hurricanes and
I don't know, just something aboutit. Man, it's kind of weird.

(51:43):
I get it. I mean,it's anything like that's kind of morbid,
and like it's just seeing like theraw power of what nature can do.
Yeah, that's exactly what it is. And it's something you just don't
really think about, you know whatI mean. Tornado's got some other fucking
horsepower due it's just crazy that youknow it can it can do that.
And with New Orleans bouncing back,rebuilding all that, Addie and Zach they

(52:06):
were not ready to face the musicman, rent bills, the daily grind,
it was all coming back, andit was it was a lifestyle that
they were going to have to adjustto because they'd pretty much been living like
outlaws for several months here. Andwhen all those people started coming back and
the lights came back on, lifewasn't sitting still or Addie and Zach any

(52:30):
longer. And Zach he kind ofjust he quit co parenting his kids.
Who I think what it actually whathad actually happened is his ex wife was
ten years older than him. Shehad matured, and Zach never really he
was he had he was dealing withsome PTSD from the military. He was

(52:51):
obsessed with this newfound girlfriend, andhe'd kind of given away all of his
responsibilities whenever hurricane Hurricane Katrina came through. But then ultimately he kind of quit
co parenting with his with his wifeand quit seeing the kids and didn't really
want to be a part of theirlives anymore. And Addie, she was
completely frustrated by all this that notonly did she have to deal with Zach,

(53:15):
but she had to deal with allhis Zach's baggage, and the fact
that she was dealing with Zach's baggage, it made her very resentful. She
was it made their relationship toxic becauseshe well she did love Zach, he
fucking hated what came along with Zach, and she was not willing to make
the sacrifices it took to be tobe what it would would need, I

(53:39):
guess to make that situation works.Their relationship was not healthy. They were
completely relying upon cocaine and alcohol andthat was a part of their everyday life.
The constant booger, sugar drinking,the probably drinking bud light dude,
which you know how I feel aboutfu Dude. I was arguing with some

(54:07):
guy at work and he's talking aboutyou old Mondella's a number one beer in
the world. Now you know,Bondela is owned by Anheuser Busch in every
country in the world except for America. So you can drink Modella all you
want. Body, you're still supportingthe fucking You're still doing what you don't

(54:29):
want to do. I saw this, uh, I saw this meme today
of a It was a bud Lightmini fridge and they put they posted on
the marketplace and I said, hesaid, gay mini fridge, Like hell,
yeah, dude, I got buyright now. Oh man, I
don't get it. Man, I'mglad the aliens are back because I'm tired

(54:51):
to hear about bud Light and Targetand yeah, I'm ready for this planet.
Just get destroyed fucking death ray.I saw I hate Target too.
I hated bud Light and I hatedTargets. So just I sound like I
just um what am I a bigotand a misogynist and all this bad trans

(55:14):
I sound like i'man anti all thisstuff. But I never liked this ship
to begin with. I mean,I feel like I like bud Light a
little more now just because I Idon't know, Yeah, I just don't
care. It just irritates me whensomeone is it the whole like getting a
ship pushed down your throat type thing. I could get that. What what

(55:36):
aggravates me is I can fucking getin my car and I can drive the
gas station. Yeah, I canget water, I can get gatorade and
get cors Light. I get budLight. I can get fucking wild Irish
rose. Yeah. I can getthose little a little Coca Cola flavored gummies.
Yeah, those are delicious. Andcan get all those things. I
have choices, And for the forthe same reason that these guys are getting

(56:02):
mad, you have these freedoms togo right. Nobody's making you goddamn throat.
Well, fucking deactivate your Facebook andturn the TV off and go out
back and build a fucking chat orsomething. Right, And let's be honest.
I mean, if you're if you'redrinking at bud Light, there's a
million other light beers that taste exactlylike it. I guess is what it

(56:24):
stands for which I don't. Idon't like things having me. I don't
like having things force fed down mythroat either, But it stands I mean,
but you gotta just gotta be,you know, big enough to say
shut the fuck up. If ifsomeone comes to my door and says I
want to tell you about Jesus Christand say I'm good buddy, and they
say no, but I want toyou need you need to listen to me

(56:45):
right now. And I'm saying,oh, wow, wow, No I
don't, but thank you. Andthey'll say, well, well I got
you here. I am gonna tellyou about this, and I'll say,
shut the fuck up. I don'twant to hear about it. But I
don't need to go. I don'tneed to go protest the Bible or some
shit like. Yeah. Yeah,they're just every we all have choices,
and yeah, just because you don'tlike something doesn't even be fucking hateful towards

(57:07):
people. Man. I just thinkat that there's a lot of nice people
out there, a lot of nicepeople, a lot with a lot to
contribute towards the world. Yeah,And I meant like the big thing is
like you had all these people thatwere going crazy about it, but what
you don't realize is that any otherreal beer that you drink. I mean,
those places are gonna not necessarily broadcastit, but they're gonna be contributing

(57:30):
to the betterment of humanity themselves aswell. It is a good business model
to be inclusive, inclusive to everyone. Yeah, Because if I'm built,
if I got this fucking potato smasherand I say this is only for dudes
and raised trucks drink mountain dew,Yeah, and I'm a fucking sweet idea,

(57:51):
dude. But if the only marketI got our dudes and raised trucks
and mountain dews, well, whilethey are there, I'm gonna have a
lot bigger market. If I say, boys in the trucks, You're welcome.
Boys with winers that don't like thatwiner, you're welcome to, uh,
women that like women, You're welcomehere, green people, yellow people,
purple people. Everyone is welcome topartake. And this potato smasher right

(58:15):
here, that's a better business modelfor sure. Yeah, definitely. Oh
but gotta play your crowd too.If your fucking crowd or is dudes and
raised trucks drinking mountain dew, it'sprobably not your best interest to be like
this potato crusher, you know whatI mean. It's he's just gonna play

(58:37):
your market. But the bro HioPodcast, we love everybody fucking just want
to sit out of every single oneof you. Thanks for being here.
We love you so much and I'msorry if you are in one of those
groups being targeted and you feel likeyou have no space to breathe, no
place to live in the world whereyou can live here while your flag,

(59:00):
come to be with us. Hellyeah, I'm on the cruise. Stay
in my room with me. Putyour flag outside of your door. We'll
find you. Brohio podcast dot comslash cruise. Yeah, we'll name the
cruise whatever you want. Yeah,fucking yeah. Okay. So, according
to their friends the couple, theywere always breaking up and getting back together.

(59:22):
It was a toxic carousel between thetwo, almost to the point whenever
the friends would come around they didn'tknow if they were together or broken at
least will tell, and they werejust always at each other's throats. Man,
their fights were becoming pretty violent andthey took turns being a ship out

(59:43):
of one another. This was nota one way street. Zach would beat
her ass and turn Addie would beathis ass. It was a It was
a back and forth like no otherman like fucking um Brad Hart Shawn Michaels
WrestleMania six. I don't know,I think that's Lemania six. No,
hold on a second, that's gonnabother me. Now, wrestle I meant

(01:00:07):
to say Stone Cold and Shawn Michaels. WrestleMania six oh six was Ultimate Warrior
and no Ship Hogan. Was itfine? WrestleMania nine, now that was
the one outside. Oh yeah,that's in Haul Coogan had the black Eye.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. WrestleMania thirteen thirteen was a good

(01:00:30):
one. That was Brett Hart versusSean Michaels. Wasn't it No, Brett
Hart versus Stone Cool? You bledout, Oh that's right. Yeah.
Fifteen was oh yeah, we knowwhat? Which you know? Which one
seventeen is? I mean, youknow it's not seventeen. That's the greatest
WrestleMania ever. Debatable, but ye, but not rustle me. Ten was

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Razor Man and Shawn Michaels and theI think nineteen was pretty good too,
Wasn't it was that Stone colden theRock. I think it was nineteen.
Yeah, yep, how's the heelturn, wasn't it. I kind of
wasn't watching that much then, Yeah, I think it was the heel turn.
When we were in high school,didn't watch very much. Good time,

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let me get back, let mefind out where I'm at here.
Yeah. So, with these fightsbecoming increasingly more violent and violent and finally
hit the point of no return,and Zach wanted to break up for good.
Addie was not one for this plan. She begged and pleaded, and
she offered something that worked for himbefore, and she knew it might work

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again, and he knew it mightwork again. She offered a fresh start.
Addie asked Zach if he wanted afresh start and to move back in
with her in her new apartment oneight twenty six North Rampart Hell. Yet
he agreed. This apartment was actuallyabove the Voodoo Spiritual Teno. It was

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all on one building. Hot dude, Now, Zach said, all right,
you know once before it worked forme, Let's try it again.
He moved back in with Addie tothis apartment. He paid two months worth
of rent and the apartment was putin both of their names. Within only
a few days of him moving in, Addie went to the landlord had the

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apartment put in her name, andthen doubled back and immediately kicked Zach out
of the apartment. After he hadpaid his first two months the rent.
Oh shit, this frustration that hehad been feeling, Zachary completely boiled over
at this point. And when Isay boil over, boy, do I

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mean boil over. At around oneo'clock am on Thursday, October fifth,
two thousand and six, Zach strangledhis girlfriend Addie Haul to death in a
drunken stupor. He fell asleep nextto her corpse on the foot on committed
necrophilia, which, if you don'tknow what that is, that's when you

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get the food out of the fridgeand it's cold, you still eat it.
Anyways, And he got up thenext day and he went to work
and left her fucking dead body therein the apartment. His coat workers remember
him acting out of sorts, wearingsunglasses and a hat and becoming very quiet.
You remember, he's a bartender,so I didn't wear sunglasses. A
little fucking weird. Over the nextseveral days, Zach cut up ADDIE's body

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in their bathtub with a hack sawand a knife and dispersed the pieces of
her corpse into and on top ofthe stove for cooking, as well as
in the refrigerator. So when Isaid it boiled over, buddy, it
boiled over. Yeah. He gaveher decapitated head a haircut and placed her

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head inside of a pot on thefront of the stove. Damn. He
placed her small feet and hands insideof another pot on the back burner of
the stove, her legs and armsand a roasting pan inside the oven,
and finally her torso and a blackplastic trash bag in the fridge to be
dealt with later. Apparently, hisintentions were to separate bone from flesh as

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a means to more easily handle thedisposing of her body. Remember that one
episode we did with the guy waskilling everybody. He would just flush them
all down the toilet. Ye,the landlords say, Man, the plumbing
is getting a little fucked up aroundhere, Like what's going on. It
was later noted that the limbs ofAddie appeared to be seasoned, and there

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were diced potatoes and carrots found onthe counter next to the stove. Zack
ended up spending four days with themurdered and dismembered body of his girlfriend.
They were never able to confirm whetherhe participated in cannibalism, but it sure
looks like he was set up inthat direction. That's what it sounds like
to me. You know, sometimeswhen you're really repped up, you get

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the jack and off and you're justso hot and turned on. He say,
I'm gonna taste my comm after I'mdone jacking off, and then you
finally blow and you're like, I'ma disgusting fucking pig. I'm not I'm
not gonna not gonna do that.I'm not gonna eat. I think that's
what this guy here, you know, he's fucking her dead body, doing
some little necrophilia, and he getsso revveed up. Some of my seasons
meet up. I'm gonna turn thisbitch into a sandwich, get all revveed

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up, and push came to shove. He said, no, no,
maybe you know, he probably tryto talk himself into a little bit.
I'm gonna put some peas and carrotsand celery sticks in this bitch. See
if I can maybe make it looklike a pot roast. Okay, I
will tear the ass out of apot roast. Like pot roast. Man,
I put steak sauce on my potroast. A one steak sauce really

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beef, baby, I know it'sbeef. But do you like it?
You like a one? Do likea one? Yeah? Shit, dude,
Yeah, it's not good. Idon't like actually putting a one on
steak because I like a good steakand you kind of ruin it when you
put a one on. Yeah,yeah, I don't. I don't use
it, but I do like it. A one goes good on actually cheese
steak sandwiches. That sounds good.Yep, he goes good on pot roast.

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He goes good with steak fries.Oh yeah, steak fries. It's
really good. Yeah, funk withthat. After the murder, Zach Bowen
spent some time in the apartment,writing messages on the walls and spray paint,
and penning a five page suicide note. When he wasn't there, he

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was out drinking, getting strippers,and doing drugs with his friends. All
of this was evidently an effort tonumb the shock of what he had done,
as evidenced by what he wrote andeventually did. Eventually, Zach would
come to realize what he'd done.You went into overdrive by spending thousands of
dollars going to strip clubs, drinking, doing drugs, and sleeping with multiple

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prostitutes and women, and in hissuicide note, he wrote quote, I've
known for forever how horrible of aperson I am, ask anyone and decided
to quit my job and spend thefifteen hundred dollars cash. I had being
happy until I killed myself. Sothat's what I did. Good food,
good drugs, good strippers, goodfriends, and any loose ends I may

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have had. I didn't contact anyof my family, so that'll explain the
shock, and had a fantastic,fantastic time living out my days. This
is not accidental. I had totake my own life to pay for the
one I took. If you senda patrol card to eight twenty six North
Rampart, you'll find the dismembered corpseof my girlfriend Addie in the oven,

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on the stove and in the fridge. In a full sign confession from myself,
Zach Bowen. Today is Monday,the sixteenth of October two am.
I killed her at one am Thursday, October fifth. I very calmly strangled
her. It was very quick.Halfway through the task, I stopped and

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thought about what I was doing.The decision to halt the first idea and
moved to plan b the crime sceneyear now and came after a while.
I scared myself, not by theaction off calmly strangling the woman I'd love
for one and a half years andthen desecrating her body, but by my
entire lack of remorse. I didn'tcontact any of my family's lad explained the

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shock. It's just about time now, you know what he went on to
say. On October seventeenth, twothousand and six, this is around ten
or eleven days after he actually committedthe Mirble police received a disturbing phone call
from the Omni Royal Orleans Hotel statingthat a body had been found on the

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roof of the parking garage. Itwas clear that the man had neither jumped
or fall into his death. Hewas identified by his Army dog tags that
were draped around his neck as ZachBowen. In his pocket was a note
the one I'd just read to you, with the address of the apartment and
instructions on where to find documentation onboth of them, as well as his

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full confession these that suicide. Itwas in his pocket. Police sped to
the scene and were confronted by oneof the worst crime scenes that they had
ever seen and one they would neverbe able to forget. In order to
prevent ADDIE's remains from decomposing slower andnot smelling, the temperature in the apartment
was turned down to sixty degrees fahrenheit. The police said the temperature felt similar

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to a meat locker. The bathroomwas cleaned of ADDIE's blood, and Zach
spray painted his thoughts across the wallsthroughout his apartment with statements such as I
love her, I'm a total failure, look in the oven. He also
spray painting Lana's contact information so thatpolice could call and break the news to
her, which was his ex wife. Tenants of the apartment above the temple

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since the horrific tragedies of two thousandand six have experienced some paranormal activity.
Feelings of being watched, voices,and walls pressing in have all been reported
at the location of this fucking gruesomeass murder. The building is currently being
leased by another voodoo priestess who hasturned it into a museum of the paranormal,

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and they offer tours of the apartmentwhere Addie and Zach called home and
where he desecrated, chopped up hercorpse and cooked it on the stove him.
So you can go there to thisday, you can take a tour.
And that is the whirlwind love ofZach Bowen and Addie Hall, the

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Hurricane Murders, romantic hot passionate.I want some roast beef, some meat,
some pot roast. Tell you what, dude, this this Arby's down
the street here. I've almost foughtthe employees there on multiple occasions, right,
yeah, I mean that's typically atan Arby's, is what you do.

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Someone went through the drive through andthey got their food home. They
looked in the bag. There's abag of marijuana in there, and they
went on the local Facebook group hereand said, oh my god, I
found fucking weed my Arby's bag.I'm like, they're doing you a favor,
honestly, And that arby shut downfor a few days. But now
they're back. They're they're back inbusiness, and the customer service as really

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took about twelve steps up. Man, it's a it's a good place to
get some roast beef. Now,really take good care of you. Yeah,
at least they hand out hand outweed anymore, though. I know.
I'm just trying to get some ofthat man, but some of that
my Jamoka shake, I feel right, I feel you, dude, You're
have a Jamoka shake. They're fuckingdelicious about their orange cream sick on one

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pretty good. I like orange creamstuff, Like I got one of those
not too long ago, and itwas really good for like the first half,
and I realized, like, thisis way too much because their sizes
are huge. Yeah, they're big. You get a large from there,
and it's like it's like two ofWalmart's large, I mean two of McDonald's
large as it's like these things arehuge. Yeah. Halfway through, I
was like, fucking sick of thisthing. Um, you get stomach problems

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from ice cream a little bit,just just a little bit. My wife,
it's bad. It fucks her up. My brother said he eats ice
cream and he can he can shipthrough a screen door and it's not touch
of wire, yeah, which isfucking gross in itself. And I didn't

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believe him. I said, there'sno way that you could just eat a
bowl of ice cream and almost die. So we are at one of the
one of the family gatherings Thanksgiving,I think, and somebody made an ice
cream an ice cream cake delicious,the best cake to eat. The caramel
it was. It was like acaramel rice Crispy Man base, yeah,

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with you know, caramel and whatever. Yeah. I don't fuck with cake,
but ice cream cakes, Oh,dude, they're so good. And
I told my brother, said eatpieces because I want to see what it
does. Dude, he said,no, fucking die, I can't.
I can't eat it. And Isaid, you're a goddamn liar. He
said, I will eat it,but then you have to follow me in
the bathroom and you have to standoutside the door and listen. Are you

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threatening me or what? So hesaid, dish me up a piece of
that. So I cut him offa piece the size of a hubcap.
I brought it to him. Hesaid, this is way too much.
They you not like to tlerand butwith the full effect though. The dude
he lives off the yellow diet.He only eats chicken nuggets and beer.
Anything outside of French fries, nuggiesand beer. His body can't handle it.

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Yeah, So we ate the atethe fucking cake. And it was
probably forty minutes and he stood up, didn't say a word. He didn't
fucking look anybody. He has stoodup and he slapped me on the shoulder.
Come on, buddy, and Istood out signed the bathroom of my

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aunts allway. But motherfucker blue tosmithering. You had worms. Yeah,
it doesn't affect me like that.I mean, oh my god, it
passes, it'll bill pass through quickly, but not like that. It's not
it's not bad like it's Yeah,it's not that bad. Yeah, what

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about all a big glass of milk? Will I get you too? Yeah?
You like milk? I love milk. Yeah, well milk and oreos
it's so good. Yeah, I'lljust take a I'll pour a big old
glass of milk, and I'll takea sleeve oreos and just fucking dump them
in the cup and walk away forten minutes. Dude, there is one
time, it's probably probably last year, that I did that same thing I

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took. We had always buy doublestuff because I don't fuck with normal oreos
because they're dogshit. Always double stuff. But dude, I sat there and
I hate I hate one sleeve,and I was like, man, still
got a lot of milk left back, got someone. I finished almost the
entire carton of oreos. The nextday, My fucking my ship was black

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it looked like I should an Oreocookie. How awesome? Like when you're
done eating the oreos though, andyou still got all that milk left and
then you just chop cold ass glassof milk, chunky milk remnants oreos in
it. Yeah, it's good man, choke cutting your throat up, it's
good man. It hits, Ithits differently. We should start up fucking

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support group of find people just wantto eat oreos together. Yeah. It's
like the same thing with like drinkingthe milk after you eat cereal. Oh
yeah, the cereal milk. Whojust hits? Man. I don't put
a lot of milk in my cereal, though, do I have like a
I'll put my cereal in the bowland I'll fill it up until the cereal
gets to the starts floating up tothe top. Once it hits the top,
and then I'm good. As soonas I see it lift a little,

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then I cut it off. Ohyeah, see, I want to
I want to have to stick myspoon in there, down there and stir
around order to get my cereal.You know, it's cereal wet. I
like to have enough to where Ican take my spoon and just push it
down into the fucking milk. Seeingmy wife about half half of the bowls
milk for me. This is aconstant battle in my house. She pours
cereal for the kids, you know, serving size as a cop or something

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like that. Yeah, this wouldbe the equivalent of like you and I
did a hefty ass bong rip andthen said I'm the fucking boors and cereal
man. Yeah, that's how shepours cereal for kids. And they take
like ten you know, five tenbytes, and they'll they'll throw away a
half a box. That sucks.And I've talked about it before. We
don't have a garbage disposal, soshe's trained the kids to dump the cereal

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in the toilet. Yeah. Yeah, unbeknownst to me, I'll go out
there, let the toilet seat.I'm like, mother a fucking Christ.
Did someone die? Yeah, callit paramedics. Man, you have not
truly been caught off guard until you'veseen a toilet full of Coca Crispies.
It expands and it gets huge,and it looks like a big old chalky

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ass, like a fucking fibers.Shit. I've seen them. I've seen
like the cereal whenever like people tryto dump it down the sink and like,
but it kind of clogs it up, so just sits in there.
It's own sucks cereal water and thenthat swalls up. So I can only
imagine what it looks like in thetoilet, bad news, man, especially
if it's something like like Lucky Charms, where there's like the wheat pieces and
then there's the marshmallows. Oh that'srough. I rewired my entire garage.

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Yeah, I think I think nextI'll probably rig up a garbage disposal figure
that it's worth it. I'm Idon't never mind this. Hell yeah man,
all right, well, thanks forlistening to this episode. Guys,
we'll be back with you soon.Maybe we'll maybe we'll hit up a little
battlefield of love middle week this year. Let's do it, man. If

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