July 28, 2024 • 7 mins
Cornered by the law, Jaybird is surprised as to what comes out of the officer's mouth...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, hey, and hello internets. Thank you once again for
(00:26):
coming to the Broken Hoods podcast. It is I Jordan
DM for our erstwhile crew, and we're going to go
right back at it. We last found ourselves with Midge,
j Bird, Jabrinka in the shoddy Ramen shop just called
the digital shop, with Fretz now Madaga and officer we'll
(00:47):
call him Smith for right now, in a shocking display,
taking a knee and asking Midge that him, as an
emissary of the Klandethu Empire, requests her aid for his prints,
and he just kind of drops that bombshell on both
of you.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
And let's say.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The silence is cannonading the silence. Cannon Midged looks at Fritz,
mouth open, but not really saying anything because what do
you say? And I just imagine Fritz having the same expression,
mouth open, not knowing what to say.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah back, and Captain Blando finally gets the message and like,
looks up us. Do you not this one should provide contact,
shouldn't I it?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Maybe? Yeah, maybe that would help. I don't mean to
be rude. I am just I've never met somebody who's
not from this rock before.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, So I don't have to convince you that I
am not.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
From here looking him up and down. No, no, I
think I mean we I No, no, you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, there are many years of conflict, centuries even that
I can go into, but our time is short, so
this one will give.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
The spark notes I believe is what you put it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Regardless, as I said, I'm an emissary for the Glendeva Empire,
you would not be able to pronounce my name, so.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I will not even go there.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
In a act of unmitigated terrorism, our prints on an
intergalactic journey of peace got attacked by the Colpec Empire.
They from what I didn't tell, from what you'ves you gathered,
they are the ones aiding these corn people.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh oh oh.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Regardless, through many many days of tracking, we were able
to find our prince's route to this planet, and.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
We believe he is here.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
We believe he is at Exotic Transports. And I wanted
to proposition to you, as you and your associates seem
to be there already.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You're not wrong. Wait, I check my watch. How soon
am I supposed to pick up these kids up?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You're on time, as far as you know. You can
get there.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You think there's like maybe half an hour left from
the proposed ETA and you can get there.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
In fifteen Yeah, assuming that the roads are more or
less what I would expect. I know it's a little
hit buzzy out there. You know, it's only like riots
and crazy explosions and stuff. Nothing I can't get around. Okay,
all right, so can I call you a miss because
(03:49):
you're an amissary?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He looks up. A flicker of emotion goes across his face.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
This is acceptable, right, thanks, good a miss.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What do we do normally this would be a situation
for heavier firepower, let's say, but this planet is seen
as a backwater. There's no space travel really for people
to be interested and well, he looks around.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
The planet's not doing all that great.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I understand not only humans are like this, but it's
hard to get people out here.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hearing that Earth is backwater is the least surprising thing
I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
In my life.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I mean, galaxy wise. Yeah, basically like the tip of
one of the fucking spirals. Yeah, this is the middle
of pump fuck nowhere.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I know that we were also an inconvenient space of
just like looking at what the Milky Way looks like
and where Earth is.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
We're the last gas station for the next five hundred
light years.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Something like that, something like that, even the next galaxy.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Regardless, you have men on the grounds that are not
affiliated with Big Corn or any of these big players
around the city.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Am I correcting that?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's that's correct? We are contracted by a private party.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That means that you are for hire, then yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But I mean these are different circumstances. If something needs
to be done, we're gonna do it. I mean, just
as much as you want your your prints back, I
want my colleagues back.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So I mean, let this one put it this way.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I might be dragging you into an intergalactic war, and
this one's conscience wouldn't really allow it unless I let
you know what the stakes are and let you be
contemptisated sufficiently.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hacking into a bank to get.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You money is a paltry thing for one such as I,
so you don't have to worry about that, Okay, But
if we're in this, I want you to be in
this for real. And my time amongst these people knows
that money can smooth these things over.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I look at Fritz who's probably still not sure what
to say. I mean, I'm not gonna say no to compensation,
of course, that would actually clear my mind quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But it's time for you to roll some dice for me.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Then, okay, because I have a surprise, get the job
roll for you.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Surprise, you're actually playing.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
A game special thanks to Toys and Things in Danvers, Massachusetts,
Reaper Miniatures, Off the Wall Games and Hadley Massachusetts, Games
and Friends in Springfield, Massachusetts, as well as Triple A
Games Arena in Wolverham, Massachusetts.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
If you enjoy the show, help the podcast grow, give
us a follow on Twitter at Lord's Broken, join the
community discord, and maybe consider offering a small tribute to
the old ones on our cofi. All these links and
more can be found in our link tree at link
tr dot ee forward slash the Broken Lords. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes that is
Hi, hey, and hello internets. Thank you once again for
(00:26):
coming to the Broken Hoods podcast. It is I Jordan
DM for our erstwhile crew, and we're going to go
right back at it. We last found ourselves with Midge,
j Bird, Jabrinka in the shoddy Ramen shop just called
the digital shop, with Fretz now Madaga and officer we'll
(00:47):
call him Smith for right now, in a shocking display,
taking a knee and asking Midge that him, as an
emissary of the Klandethu Empire, requests her aid for his prints,
and he just kind of drops that bombshell on both
of you.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
And let's say.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The silence is cannonading the silence. Cannon Midged looks at Fritz,
mouth open, but not really saying anything because what do
you say? And I just imagine Fritz having the same expression,
mouth open, not knowing what to say.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah back, and Captain Blando finally gets the message and like,
looks up us. Do you not this one should provide contact,
shouldn't I it?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Maybe? Yeah, maybe that would help. I don't mean to
be rude. I am just I've never met somebody who's
not from this rock before.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, So I don't have to convince you that I
am not.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
From here looking him up and down. No, no, I
think I mean we I No, no, you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, there are many years of conflict, centuries even that
I can go into, but our time is short, so
this one will give.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
The spark notes I believe is what you put it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Regardless, as I said, I'm an emissary for the Glendeva Empire,
you would not be able to pronounce my name, so.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I will not even go there.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
In a act of unmitigated terrorism, our prints on an
intergalactic journey of peace got attacked by the Colpec Empire.
They from what I didn't tell, from what you'ves you gathered,
they are the ones aiding these corn people.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh oh oh.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Regardless, through many many days of tracking, we were able
to find our prince's route to this planet, and.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
We believe he is here.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
We believe he is at Exotic Transports. And I wanted
to proposition to you, as you and your associates seem
to be there already.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You're not wrong. Wait, I check my watch. How soon
am I supposed to pick up these kids up?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You're on time, as far as you know. You can
get there.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You think there's like maybe half an hour left from
the proposed ETA and you can get there.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
In fifteen Yeah, assuming that the roads are more or
less what I would expect. I know it's a little
hit buzzy out there. You know, it's only like riots
and crazy explosions and stuff. Nothing I can't get around. Okay,
all right, so can I call you a miss because
(03:49):
you're an amissary?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He looks up. A flicker of emotion goes across his face.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
This is acceptable, right, thanks, good a miss.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What do we do normally this would be a situation
for heavier firepower, let's say, but this planet is seen
as a backwater. There's no space travel really for people
to be interested and well, he looks around.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
The planet's not doing all that great.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I understand not only humans are like this, but it's
hard to get people out here.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hearing that Earth is backwater is the least surprising thing
I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
In my life.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I mean, galaxy wise. Yeah, basically like the tip of
one of the fucking spirals. Yeah, this is the middle
of pump fuck nowhere.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I know that we were also an inconvenient space of
just like looking at what the Milky Way looks like
and where Earth is.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
We're the last gas station for the next five hundred
light years.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Something like that, something like that, even the next galaxy.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Regardless, you have men on the grounds that are not
affiliated with Big Corn or any of these big players
around the city.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Am I correcting that?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's that's correct? We are contracted by a private party.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That means that you are for hire, then yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
But I mean these are different circumstances. If something needs
to be done, we're gonna do it. I mean, just
as much as you want your your prints back, I
want my colleagues back.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So I mean, let this one put it this way.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I might be dragging you into an intergalactic war, and
this one's conscience wouldn't really allow it unless I let
you know what the stakes are and let you be
contemptisated sufficiently.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hacking into a bank to get.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You money is a paltry thing for one such as I,
so you don't have to worry about that, Okay, But
if we're in this, I want you to be in
this for real. And my time amongst these people knows
that money can smooth these things over.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I look at Fritz who's probably still not sure what
to say. I mean, I'm not gonna say no to compensation,
of course, that would actually clear my mind quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But it's time for you to roll some dice for me.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Then, okay, because I have a surprise, get the job
roll for you.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Surprise, you're actually playing.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
A game special thanks to Toys and Things in Danvers, Massachusetts,
Reaper Miniatures, Off the Wall Games and Hadley Massachusetts, Games
and Friends in Springfield, Massachusetts, as well as Triple A
Games Arena in Wolverham, Massachusetts.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
If you enjoy the show, help the podcast grow, give
us a follow on Twitter at Lord's Broken, join the
community discord, and maybe consider offering a small tribute to
the old ones on our cofi. All these links and
more can be found in our link tree at link
tr dot ee forward slash the Broken Lords. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes that is
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