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December 15, 2024 5 mins
The team face a wall of bullets while Jaybird races back to the site.
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Mister Turbo, I got some options. See this is what
I was expecting when Zoo failed to fucking roll with
some see you know, but see you. Failure and moderate
success are two different things. But regardless, I would have
just expected them to be like pick three and they're
all awful. So you make too much noise in this case,
So you advance a relative mission clock. That's bad. Yep,

(00:43):
you take harm as established in the fiction. An ally
as established in the fiction. Something of value breaks.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hello, I think clocks because we're almost.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
On our way out.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, I'm a fucking advance. It's a clock.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, I know which clock to advance, armors zero. Well,
it's not very armored then, isn't cheat? I have to
lean away from my life. Sorry, I guess having a
mood too little sassy, aren't we today?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Socks?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
No, no, listen, you guys are rolling shitty. I've never
done so much work as a DM and tired by
the apocalypse, I have to make up so many consequences
on this day.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Socks made Jordan's pull a chocolate rain and step away
from the.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's like the deepest Internet cud of couldn't make.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
So your world just curbd dated that reference.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Shut up?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Hey, nothing wrong, a little chocolate rain.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
You know, if I remember correctly, you were the only
person that has not taken harm in this group. I
know that me. Are you taken harm yet?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah? I'm one up on the harm clocks. I don't
know did it?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
But no?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I got hit.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I just got hit. Now he was clean and then
I was talking all.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
That good ship that I got shot in the chest.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yes, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
All right. Well it's time for You've given me one
option and you have to pick two.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh, I have to pick two, I said, choose too, Yeah,
you chose one in an admission clock advances, I've checked
off takes, FM, transports clock. But do you get hurt?
Does an l I get hurt? Or does something of
importance break of importance?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
You get shot? Yeah, failure, look like you've got up?
Do you pick the something of importance?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Or do I?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I would that one?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
It sounds awful, snows I'd rather die, so just shoot me.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Then have something break hell. No, this is how I.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Want to damn bro, I can die a happy band.
What's what's your your arm? Clock? Vinced two? You're at eighteen.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Three, but I took one off because dermal plating three
Wait no, wait, I'm at twenty one.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Actually, never mind, I misread that. Yeah, go ahead, yeah
what dermal plating? Use the harm roll less bad? Yep,
harm rolls minus three. So it was supposed to be
plus six. Oh that was supposed to be zero technically,
he regardless, do you get hurt or does renbray ice

(03:27):
pick prescotts.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's salt rifle? Yeah, you've got your ass fried by enough?
Fucking I'll take a bullet.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Why not? Okay?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
What's the worst that could douce five damage and kill me?
Do you have armor? Oh fucking maybe I've got Yoh?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Hell yeah, all right, I can subtract one when using
the harm roll.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, yeah, so roll arm minus one. You take three
armed assault rifles man three arm alright, yeah, his gun's
just three armed two. Okay, Now you have to choose
one of these, my friend. But these are the good ones, right,
these are the less bad ones. Let's not win some

(04:07):
words here. You lose your footing, you lose your grip
on whatever you're holding, You lose track of someone or
something you're attending to. Somebody gets to drop it.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
He is to choose one.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I think, yes, there was two options. He chose to
get himself hurt and to advance the clock. Yes, so
he chose harm or he could have had something of
value break or one of you get hurt. Right now
we're doing the role for him. Yeah, and now we
were doing the role of him getting hurt.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
It's a marginal failure. I guess.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
I guess I'll lose track of something I'm attending.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I didn't take any Yeah, this is what a gunfight
looks like in the system. Exactly. You pop up, bang, bang,
you hit somebody in the chest head. One of the
four is out and down for the counts. As Dudley
from Third Strike would say. However, they retaliate. You take
a shot to the calibone. Ren Bray, is now your

(04:59):
turn to deal with the shootout? In the Moral.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Special thanks to Toys and Things in Danvers, Massachusetts, Reaper Miniatures,
Off the Wall, Games and Hadley Massachusetts, Games and Friends
in Springfield, Massachusetts, as well as Triple A Games Arena
in Wilbraham, Massachusetts.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
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