Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, friends, give a moment so that we may discuss
our Lord and Savior minarchy. No, seriously, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
My name is Rick Robinson. I am the general manager
of Klrnradio dot com. We are probably the largest independent
podcast network that you've never heard of. We have a
little bit of everything, and by that, what I mean
to tell you is we have news, pop cultures, special events, conspire, attainment,
true crime, mental health shows, drama productions, and pretty much
(00:31):
everything in between. So if you're looking for a new
podcast home to grab a little bit of everything that
you love all in one place, come check us out.
You can find us on x under at klr and Radio.
You can find us on our rumble and our YouTube
channels under the same names. You can also find us
at klrnradio dot com and pretty much every podcast catcher
known demand. So again, feel free to come check us
(00:53):
out anytime you like at KLRN Radio.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hi, I'm Mike, founder of Dollar Shaveclub dot com. What
is dollar Shaveclub dot com? Well, for a dollar a month,
we send high quality razors right to your door.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, a dollar are the blades any good?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Now? Our blades are great.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Each razor has stainless steel blades, in olvir lubricating strip
and a pivot head. It's so gentle that Toddler could
use it. And do you like spending twenty dollars a
month on brand name razors?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Nineteen?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Go to Roger Federer.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm good at tennis, And do you think.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Your razor needs a vibrating handle, a flash light, a
backscratcher and ten blades. Your handsome ass grandfather had one
blade and polio.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Looking good, Papa.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Stop paying for shavee take you don't.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Need, and stop forgetting to buy your blades every month.
Allejandra and I are going to ship them right to you.
We're not just selling razors, We're also making new jobs. Allejondra,
what were you doing last month? What are you doing now?
I'm no Vanderbilt, but this train makes hey. So stop
(02:06):
forgetting to buy your blades every month and start deciding
where you're gonna stack all those dollar bills. I'm saving you.
We are Dollarshaveclub dot com and the party is on.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Yes to see you.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Hi, everyone.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
This is JJ, the co founder of good Pods. If
you haven't heard of it yet, Good Pods is like
Goodreads or Instagram. But for podcasts, it's new, it's social,
it's different, and it's growing really fast. There are more
than two million podcasts, and we know that it is
impossible to figure out what to listen to on good pods.
You follow your friends and podcasters to see what they like.
(02:56):
That is the number one way to discover new shows
and episodes. You can find good Pods on the web
or download the app Happy Listening.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
Klr N Radio has advertising rates available. We have rates
to fit almost any budget. Contact us at advertising at
k l r N radio dot com.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
The following program contains course language and adult themes. Listener
and discretion is advised.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
It's time now for the Conservative Curmudgeon radio show. Now
here's grouchy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
H h good evening. Ah, it's good to be back
(04:25):
kind of sort of, uh, it's it's actually great to
be back with you, you know. I Uh, I thought
about what I was gonna do when I came back
on air sometime like about a month ago, when I
was looking towards this, and uh I almost kind of
(04:51):
felt burned out on it at that point, almost almost
almost a little reflection, a little digging deep, a little
getting through the hell. That is my summer work schedule.
(05:12):
We coordinate with our local school system here because they
are about ninety percent of our business, and we usually
just mimic their schedule in the summer since our projects
are their projects. And if you know, they go to
(05:32):
a four day work week and they don't have anybody
in their buildings on Fridays, so we do the same thing.
Just if there's not going to be anybody there, we're
not going to be there either. So it is what
it is. Rick, I apologize for the length, but that
does not get dictated by us.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Never apologize for your length, bro. Yeah, girth is more important.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It is it is, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And I mean, you know, giggity giggity giggity good.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yes. So anyway, I want to thank Rick for covering
me again this summer. But while I was while I
was thinking about what I was gonna do when I
came back. And you know, as I as I teased yesterday,
like the great Bob Dylan saying, the times they are changing.
(06:29):
I see al in the in the chat room. Good
to see you again, al Ah, and uh, I thought
to myself, I said self, because that's what I call me,
And I said self, the hell are you gonna do?
(06:52):
So I thought about it some and when I say
the times they are changing, they are a changing. We are.
I am still going to bring you the news you need,
but we're also going to be starting to do some
other things. We're going to become a little bit more
of a variety type thing here. We're going to incorporate
(07:18):
some music. We're going to incorporate some current happenings trends.
We're going to incorporate some food. We're going to incorporate
some exercise programs. We're going to start making this more
about having some fun and just not because I'm tired
(07:42):
of politics, but I'm tired of politics just being everything.
So over the over the next coming weeks, I'll be
working with Rick and Jeff. We might we might come
up with some new artwork. We may not. We may
change the name of the show, we may not. The
(08:04):
time slot will still be the same, so don't worry
about that. You'll still be catching me here now not then.
And as always, there will be mistakes made, there will
be omissions and a severe lack of professionalism. You can
bank on that every week, So you know, good to
(08:31):
be back. I know it's it's just early August, so
it doesn't feel like summer's over, especially here, and I know,
especially where Rick is. If you if you tack the
average temperatures together, connecting dots from me to him, it's
still hotter than a hull welder's ass out there. So yes,
(08:55):
I'm fully aware. But my summer schedule is over as
the churn's here. Go back to school on Monday. So anyway,
that's what I mean by the times they are changing.
(09:17):
So things are going to change here, and I hope
for the better. And U if not, you know, Rick
can fire me later and that's cool too.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, I wouldn't do that anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
But as for tonight, as I mentioned, there would be
mistakes made, omissions made in a complete lack of professionalism.
I come to you unprepared. You know, we got a
lot of things happen, and there's been a lot of
things happening over the summer. First to fire me first.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Already, No, that's how ord he says hello in every chat.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Now, oh oh oh, he's he's first there, but he's
not first because I'll beat him in.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, but they can't see that anymore, which is why
he just always comes in and yills first.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Okay, hey, your first Ordy.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We just we just give it. We just give him,
We just give him the short bust first.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I got you, I got you. Hey, don't lick the
windows kid Stosberry's Andrew sixty ninth though. Okay, that's a
revolting thought. It's in my contract. I'm first in every chat. Okay.
(10:51):
Uh this is the kind of ship that I missed
for sure. Uh I miss I miss beating myself off,
uh over over putting together the best podcast in the
fricking world for you guys. You know I don't I
should say, I don't miss that, which is why we're
(11:14):
gonna start doing some more fun things. So, like I said,
and uh, I know already's toyed with the idea before
and already you're I will I will chat with you too,
just to see if you there are some nights you
may want to, you know, join in on the fun
when it's gonna be music or or something like that
(11:37):
that you're interested in. So I know you're already a
black hole of shows, but you know, feel free to
turn me down. Won't be the first time, I mean
for you, it will be, but you know, not for
me anyway. Uh let's see what's happening these days. Anyway,
(12:03):
we got Democrat Texans fleeing to Illinois to hide in
the shadow created by the eclipse of JB. Pritzker.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's not an eclipse.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
That is an eclipse. He blocks all the fucking sunlight.
God Almighty.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
It was a play on Star Wars because in this
case it actually is a moon, just not the moon.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Anybody was thinking, oh see, I'm a little slur my
light shaber didn't click on that one.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You're not as big of a Star Wars nerd as
me either.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
So I mean I'm a pretty big Star Wars nerd.
But yeah, I missed. I just missed the reference, that's all.
It was a little vague. It was good. It was
very good, don't get me wrong. It was just a
little vague, not vague.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Uh So the line I quoted is that that's no moon.
I said, that's no eclipse. Come on, bro, I mean
you know, because in this case it actually was a moon.
It was just Pritzker's moon.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Pritzker, he does have his own gravity field. Anyway.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I heard he jumped in the air and got stuck.
I mean he was crossing the street from City Hall
and got hit by a bus and he turned around
and yelled, who threw that rock? Ah yeah, oh, I know.
(13:43):
They're terrible. They're they're absolutely terrible. There. You should you
should hear my your mama jokes, and you will at
one point.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I mean, you know, make sure you tip your servers.
They hear these, They hear these jokes three shows a day.
Tip your servers. They need them, they need them.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean, you know, like
your mama so fat. She cut her legs shaving and
gravy spilled out.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Your mama so fat. She went jogging and a red suit.
People yelled, coolid man.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Your mama so fat. She wears two wristwatches, one for
each time zone.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Your mama so fat, she got four rist watches on
because there's more than two time zones.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Damn, damn, mama so stupid. It took her an hour
and a half to watch sixty minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And there there's a joke. There's another joke there, but
that's her your daddy joking.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Anyway, again, we're gonna have more fun here. That's uh,
that's my goal moving forward, is we're just gonna have
more fun, and it's gonna be music, it's gonna be food,
it's gonna be exercise, and there's still gonna be some
politicans in it. So you know, I've got some ideas
(15:05):
in my head. And like I said, I'll get with
Rick and Jeff and we'll kick some animals and we'll
include already in it, and uh, you know, fuck it right,
it's just live radio, right, fuck it. We'll do it live,
that's right. And if you don't like it, you can leave.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well, I don't do that, No, you know, you shouldn't
do that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You definitely, I mean you can do that. You are
free to do that. But that'd be like, you know,
somebody offering you a bar of gold and you walking
away nice, you know, I mean, really, what the hell
else are you gonna do on a Wednesday night. You
can come to KLR and Radio and stay with us,
(15:51):
hang out for the night, and you're gonna learn something.
You're gonna enjoy yourself and you're gonna you're gonna crack.
We're gonna interact with you in the chat room. Well,
I mean some of the others are because I still
haven't figured out how to go through my notes and
interact in chat at the same time. Maybe I need
(16:15):
to go back to having printed notes again. I don't know,
it just seems like a big hassle when I have
a computer screen in front of me. I don't know,
I don't know. We'll we'll see, we'll figure it all out.
I mean, damn, come on, stay Windy. You've been with
me for over a decade already, so just stay with me.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Geez, you sound like me trying to convince my ex
wife and not to leave.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh I'm sorry, really, no, not really. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Just a self deprecated deprecation joke. I couldn't leave it just.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh that's uh. Yeah, you had me worried for a
second there. I was gonna say, Damn, I'm gonna have
to track her down so I can nab your nets
out of her purse.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
No, I got those back in the divorce.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
It's all good, okay, good good. I mean, you know
it's not. It's not just shared custody, right, you got
full custody.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Well I help those since she's already married the next victim.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Oh, well there you go. That's uh, that's his problem then.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So yeah, that that that's when I kind of knew
I'd been getting played for the long run because she
was onto the next one like before she ever left,
so well after eighteen years, I was like, yeah, that's yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I mean it stings, bruh. I know, I know it does.
But you know, the the other side of the coin
is you have a house full of love pretty much
and she ain't there to mess it up.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
So or he's trying to tell you how to fix
your can't chat and read your notes thing at the
same time, take.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
The document out a full and grab it by the
top bar, drag it to the left, open browser, and
tag to the right side. Bro, you and me, we're
both technical people, but I think we're still talking two
separate languages here.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I mean, no, he's basically saying, make sure your documents,
if you're still like typing out your notes, aren't on
full screen mode, and then open your browser and then
shrink the browser to fit the other side so that
way you can.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
So basically I'm doing a manual split screen. Yes, yes,
and just fit my notes to the screen. I'll have
to increase the font size, but I can do that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I mean I already have to increase the font size
because I'm fucking old now.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Well you know that's I'm sitting here with my readers
on looking at the screen and I'm squinting trying to
read the writing on the screen. But you know, I'm
I'm actually uh, I'm actually contemplating just bringing home like
a twenty seven inch monitor and setting it up in
here and just jacking the MacBook into that. Then a
(19:16):
screen will actually look nice.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I'm probably about to get a bigger TV from my
bedroom because I spend a lot of time in there,
and I have a forty two in there now, so
I'm eventually gonna make it easy and just split everything
into four quadrons so I can have everything on the
screen all at once and still be able to see it.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I don't need to hear about your skin imax and
all that.
Speaker 12 (19:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I agree, I'm single now I can do what I want.
Don't judge me.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Giggity giggity ggdy goo. Oh jesus man, it feels it does.
It feels good to be back. I'm tired as fuck
from the summer. I just feel beat down. You know,
we go to work quote unquote four ten hour days.
I don't think I had a day that was less
(20:05):
than twelve hours. Some of them went as long as sixteen.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I just you sound like me over here, but yeah,
I mean, the one good thing is you may feel
beat down, but at least you're not as beat down
as big bulls.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Hey, yeah, no, I'm not. And and by the way,
did anybody else see the story about I don't want
to call him an inbred, mouth breathing, six tooth having
cousin fucking redneck, but that's exactly what he looked like
in the picture that went to the movie theater and
(20:40):
was mocking the mentally disabled custodian in the theater, and
the custodian just beat the shit out of.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I had not heard about this, and I'm sorry I
have to go find it.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh the dude's picture. You can. When you see his face,
you're gonna go holy because they arrested the guy after
the custodian beat his ass.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Oh it was fantastic. I laughed so good at that,
I really did. It just made my heart just feel
so right.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, I had fun right in the headlines for that one.
I'm sorry I missed it.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh No, if you do the search, you can search it.
While we're on the air here because I want to
see your I want to hear your reaction to the
guy's picture. Yeah, oh it was Yeah, that dude. He
looked like he ran his face into a friggin pair
(21:45):
of like propeller nunchucks. But yeah, just what a piece
of crap. You know, who does that to somebody?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Retarded people?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, no, that's who beat his ass.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I mean that was terrible, sir.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I mean no, really, I get it. I knew what
you were doing. I was just playing the game back
with you. But it just, like I said, it just
made my heart feel good that the dude took an
ass beaten from from the guy he was giving it to.
You know, it wasn't it wasn't a good samaritan that
(22:35):
jumped in and defended him. The dude handled his own business.
And if there's if there's one thing I've learned about
folks that have mental challenges like that, it's that they
don't have the same understanding of things that quote unquote
(22:56):
normal people do. They don't, you know, like you see
a lot of weightlifting records are held by mentally retarded
or downs kids or things like that because they don't
understand that five hundred pounds is something they shouldn't be
able to lift. They just know.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I'm not finding it anywhere. Oh my god, several other stories,
but I'm not finding that one. Oh my lord.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It wasn't the it wasn't a theater. It was the
strip club.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh that's even funnier.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, yeah, So hang on, I'm going to let's see
if I can do this in here. I don't know
if I can, but do do do do do do.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
And it's if you'll just drop it in the chat
we have together, I can pull it him from in there.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's exactly what I just did.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Mm hmm, you got that's from that's from here. How
did I miss this?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Look at that face?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Holy crap, dude, this is how the hell did I
miss this?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Wow? I don't know. Hey, look post the link in
the chat room so the others can see it too.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
We can just have the picture on the screen there
you go.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, do that. That's that's fantastic. That dude took an
ass beating. Oh on that. I mean, look, even from
(24:58):
the top of his head all the way down, he
just looks like he ran his face into a propeller.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Dude, got the breaks beat off of him by a
special kid.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yep, yep, that's just special K pissed all in his cheerios.
That's that was my heartwarming story of the week there.
And yeah, I didn't even notice it was Oklahoma City,
(25:31):
but yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, apparently this story. So apparently what happened is the
dude was at an establishment known as Bare Assets, which
I've never heard of, and this happened on August second two. No,
I'm serious, that's not it. That's from somebody who used
to work the clubs into the work around clubs all
(25:53):
the time. I was kind of surprised I didn't at
least recognize the name, but it's not that's not one
I know of. But no, I know what you were doing.
But I'm serious, I actually didn't know though.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That's probably some low end you know. That's that's one
of those places that has the sign up that says, like,
you know, thirty lovely ladies and fifty nine legs.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
One of the worst ones around here is in what
the hell is the name of that town something Valley?
I can't ever think of that valley Brook. They used
to have the and it was his little hole in
the wall. But it was. It was right next to
the malls. Almost everybody would drive by them and see him.
And there was one where the marquis for for like
years said we have dancers, they don't have cars. I'm like,
(26:47):
that's prostitution, bro.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I mean, we have one here called the Candy Store,
and I don't know how many girls they have working there,
but I bet there's only fifteen or six teeth out
of the whole bunch.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well, you know, some things are better without teeth from
what I hear.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So booom't boom.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'm just saying it's one of it's one of the ELTs.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
You know.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, but no interesting side note. Apparently I don't know
what happened because the story doesn't really say much, but
apparently dude called the the special cageanit or a racial
slur and then charged him with a knife and got
the breakspeat off of him.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So I absolutely love it. I I am. I am
one and down with that story. That is what I
call justice being served right on the spot.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
We we should have saved that one for your happy
ending for more than one reason.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Oh well, I mean yeah, that would have been a
happy ending. Uh, And I did not guarantee one of
those tonight, because I am completely unprepared, as you can
tell by the stammering and not having notes.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
And so you're saying, we just so you're we just
had a premature happy ending, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You know that that could be the case. I could,
I could go clean up now, It's fine with me.
Uh oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
You gotta sit there in your meds and finish the
other half of the show.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Oh okay, Well, in that case, I think it's probably
about time for the bottom of the hour commercial break.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
We're getting there.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, we're getting there. Okay. You know, you you throw
the yellow flag or the red flag or whatever the
hell flag it is you throw, and uh, you know,
you know, I gotta asked an interesting question the other day,
and uh, I'm gonna get this out and then we're
(28:47):
gonna go to the break and and everybody can ponder
it during the break. But I was I was listening
to a discussion about the lack of federal dollars that
will be coming into my state's education budget this year.
And I'm assuming this is fairly similar around the country
(29:10):
as all the COVID dollars dry up and all those
federal funds go away. So my question is this, where's
all that money going? If not to education. It's not
(29:31):
like we're being refunded this money, So where's it going? Now?
For what it's worth, we're talking probably somewhere in the
neighborhood of two hundred and sixty million dollars for this state. Now,
(29:58):
this is as state go. You know, our population is
only like four and a half million, so we're relatively small.
To give you an idea, Florida's a couple million more
than us. Easy. I know George is more than us
because Atlanta's probably got a million people just in it.
(30:22):
But I'm just curious the federal government, via the Department
of Education, is not sending out probably what looks to
be somewhere around three quarters of a trillion to a
trillion dollars to states for education. So where is that
(30:45):
money going?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
See? That's I thought all of that was happening because
they were going to start refunding them back to the
states and let them handle it. So I'm kind of.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Connned well now and that could be. But what I'm
not seeing is anybody saying that, Okay, this is happening
because we're getting this now. I understand that they were
talking about shutting down the Department of Education and rerouting
(31:14):
all the funding back to the states, and that would
be great if that's the case, but the state is
not saying that they have that funding coming back at them.
And this is actually not that funding. This is the
covid era funding that the federal government was sending to
(31:35):
the schools, and they were sending it to all the
public school systems. Everybody had extra money coming in and
they used it in various ways, whether it was hiring
tutors or or you know, paraprofessional type people.
Speaker 11 (32:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Not you can't use that money to hire a teacher,
per se, because that is a state level job. That
is a unit that would have to be funded by
the state in the budget. And which also cracks me
up when I start hearing you know, senators like Bernie
(32:22):
Sanders talking about we need to pay teachers more. How
are you going to do that? Every state pays teacher separately.
They don't get their money to pay teachers from the government.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well, in the states that pay teachers more, it's it's
more expensive to live there anyway. So I mean, if
you really wanted to compare it, I think most teachers actually,
I mean for I mean, I'm not trying to be
a dick, but for what they do, they make pretty
good money.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Well, and I know a lot of folks in education,
and you know what my summer schedule was like, you know,
when I broke and took the hiatus. Okay, that was
the start of their summer. That was the end of
their school year. And they have been back at work
(33:11):
since last Friday. And I know that's about a nine
week break. And during that nine weeks, I know that
these particular people spent three of them in workshops and
then they were a week before they were supposed to
(33:32):
be back in their room last Friday, they have already
been working in their classroom for another week before that.
So that's half their summer gone right there. And I
know what the starting pay for teachers is around here,
and it's better than the rest of the state. Well
(33:53):
most of the rest of the state. There are a
couple of city districts that pay better, but as far
as public school districts, I believe that this county in
this state is probably the top end of salaries. And
you would be hard pressed as a single teacher to
(34:17):
find a place to rent here and live a decent
life for what the starting pay is now, progress up
the ladder, You're fine, You're you're fine. You'll, you'll, you'll,
you know, you'll feel that comfort kick in at a
certain level, but to start, it's rough. So I don't know.
(34:42):
They have a program here for math, science and technology
teachers to where if you're quote unquote highly qualified, you
have to meet a certain criteria for education and for
you actually have to pass a competency test in your
field of expertise, and they in turn for you giving
(35:07):
up your tenure, they will put an extra twenty to
twenty five thousand a year into your salary. So it's
it's interesting you you give up your tenure to have that,
But you go on a contract too, so they can't
(35:29):
just wait for you to give up your tenure and
then try to fire you. You are on a contract,
So it's it's interesting. But back to the point, I
don't I don't see the funneling back of money to
the States yet. And I work a lot with the
(35:55):
procurement and accounts payable and even their chief financial officer
from the school system, and I just I don't you know,
I mean, I hear all these things, so I'm kind
of in the know on that. And you know, plus
I do my own research on top of what I hear,
(36:15):
because you know, do your own homework, YadA, YadA all
the time every time with me. So I'm just I'm
just wondering. These dollars are drying up. These are the
covid era extra dollars that we're going to education that
have stopped now, so where are they going? It's something
(36:40):
I got to look into. I gotta figure it out.
But anyway, we'll go to commercial. I'll let you contemplate it,
and you know, if you have a thought on it,
maybe throw it in the chat room and we can
kick that around. And when we come back, we'll do
the last third of the show because we're just about
two thirds of the way there. So do the bumper music.
(37:06):
It's the best in the business, and.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Enjoy already cued, sir, already.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
That's why you're the man.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I want to tell you to tell you.
Speaker 13 (37:16):
What well that because we're the side that knows what
a man is.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Hello, friends, you have a moment so that we may
discuss our Lord and Savior Minarchy. No, seriously, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
My name is Rick Robinson. I am the general manager
of Klrnradio dot com. We are probably the largest independent
podcast network that you've never heard of. We have a
little bit of everything, and by that what I mean
to tell you is we have news, pop cultures, special events,
cons your attainment, true crime, mental health shows, i'm a productions,
(38:01):
and pretty much everything in between. So if you're looking
for a new podcast home to grab a little bit
of everything that you love all in one place, come
check us out. You can find us on x under
at klr and radio. You can find us on our
rumble and our YouTube channels under the same names. You
can also find us at klarnradio dot com and pretty
much every podcast catcher and known demand. So again, feel
(38:21):
free to come check us out anytime you like at
KLRN Radio.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I'm Mike, founder of Dollarshaveclub dot com. What is dollar
Shaveclub dot com? Well, for a dollar a month, we
send high quality raisers right to your door.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, a dollar.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Are the blades any good?
Speaker 6 (38:41):
Now?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Our blades are great.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Each razor has stainless steel blades and alvir lubricating strip
and a pivot heead it's so jenal a toddler could
use it. And do you like spending twenty dollars a
month on brand name razors? Nineteen go to Roger Federer.
I'm good at tennis and do you think.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
You're razor needs a vibrating handle, a flash light, a backscratcher,
and ten blades. Your handsome ass grandfather had one blade
and polio.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Looking good, Papa.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Stop paying for shave take you don't.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Need, and stop forgetting to buy your blades every month.
Alejandra and I are gonna ship them right to you.
We're not just selling razors, We're also making new jobs. Allejundra,
what were you doing last month? What are you doing now?
I'm no Vanderbilt, but this train makes hay. So stop
(39:34):
forgetting to buy your blades every month and start deciding
where you're gonna stack all those dollar bills. I'm saving you.
We are Dollar Shave Club dot com and the party
is one.
Speaker 9 (40:03):
KLRN Radio has advertising rates available. We have rates to
fit almost any budget. Contact us at advertising at k
l r N radio dot com.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
The following program contains course language and adult themes. Listen
is advised.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
All right, welcome back, we got we got nineteen minutes
to the top of the hour. Rick, what's coming up
tonight after me?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Well, we've had another show take the night off, So
Amish and I are slide than hour afford to keep
things running. So it'll be me and Amish to close
out on and over here. Then we're gonna head over
to the saloon for last call at Bez's berserve Bobcats,
because both behind them Me Lines and Edge of Liberty
are often name.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Okay, sounds like a bunch of lazy s obs out there,
but you know, I can't really say that, can I?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Guy who took how many months off? Just said? What?
Speaker 8 (41:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, I know two months? Wow, I know, it's crazy,
it is.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I had to I had to bust in the studio
a couple of times to make sure you didn't lose
your EyeT replacement.
Speaker 12 (41:23):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I appreciate that too. Should have been Seymour doing that,
but you know, can't count on him.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Hey, the guy in Stakums, what's he gonna do?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
I mean, he could get my back.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
You get what you pay for? Are you pay in stakhms?
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I guess I guess the beef sheets are just not enough.
I guess.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Okay, now we're crossing into la.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I mean that's what it is. Uh anyway? Uh uh yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
This is just in the grouse loves roast beef.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Oh yeah, I mean you know I am. I'm not
the biggest RBS fan, but I will every now and
then just smash a beef and cheddar.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Apparently you're not. Apparently you're not up with the kids
ling goat for now, because.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yeah, I'm not. No I and more will I be?
I Look, I am.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Roast beef means something else entirely different now, which is
why I said, you can't really say beef sheets anymore.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Ah, let's let's just say that I am well passed
what is considered the entry point for a a r
p H and as as of next month, it will
be eight years past that point.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
So dude, I yeah, don't even get me started, because
I just found out that like next year, I will
be eligible for a senior discount through my cell phone
provider at fifty three. Like what, well, it's it's technically
an AT and T offshoot, but it's cricket. They start
offering senior discounts like fifty three from what I've been.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Told, Wow, I get an employer discount.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
You know, Consumer Cellular does it even earlier. There's this
fifty two. But I don't have them because, yeah, they
give me a line for like twenty months.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
I see their commercials. I wonder if they're I wonder
how their tower would be here.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Though, Well, my thing is there another one of those,
you know, the the Orange companies. In my I experienced
the Orange companies aren't good because what what the hell
is the name of the other one that used to
be like part of Sprint and they went to like the
pay for play plan and I can't think of the
name of Boost Mobile. They have like a twenty five
(44:15):
dollars per month per line for life, and I've thought
about checking it out, but every time I look at
their coverage map, it's trash.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, you know, now, the coverage map for Consumer Cellular
looks very comparable to what I have. I just I
worry if they're renting the towers from the other companies,
what what advantage do I have? I mean what I
(44:45):
don't if I'm paying less, how do they make rent?
You know? I mean, I don't I don't know all
it works.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
The reason you're able to pay less is because since
they do rent the towers, they don't get to rent
all the towers, only select towers that that them have
access to.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
You, I'm worried about.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
They can make the map look all pretty because they're like,
we have the same towers as the big guys. But yeah,
they only have the same towers as the big guys.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
That's why I stay with the big guy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
The only the only reason. I mean, I had cricket
forever ago because it was it was less expensive and
I moved to the city back then. Anyway, the only
reason I've stayed with them is because since it is
actually owned by AT and T, they don't lease anything.
They have access to all of AT and t's towers
because it's basically owned by AT and T.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Now, so gotcha, gotcha? Gotcha? Okay, So well, anyway.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I tried to put it up on the screen, but
restream is being cranky today. This is from al. In
five weeks, I'll be getting senior discounts almost everywhere. We
have an old man in the chat, ladies and gentlemen.
Old man sighting just kidding out.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I didn't I didn't realize there was somebody but sides
Andrew older than me.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Alan Andrew.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Wow. I mean impressed, Alan, I'm impressed. You look good
for your age.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
I mean, Andrew's been around since God flipped the light switch,
so he may be the oldest among all of them.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
I get that. You know. I worked. I worked with
a guy that finally retired, and we used to joke
with him. He said. He made a comment one day
about back in. He was talking about back in his
military days he served during Vietnam, and he said, like
back in seventy three. I said, sixteen or.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Seventeen, Alan, I'm not dead yet.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Of course you're not dead yet. I signed up with
a ARP at forty nine, so they couldn't bullieve me.
He had most people start getting him at forty five.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Now that that was a trip, because I got my
first one of like forty five.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I was like you, and that's well, and that's the kicker.
That's the kicker. You don't have to be fifty. You
don't have to be fifty to sign up. That's the thing.
And you can enjoy all those great benefits and discounts.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
And I mean, I ain't gonna lie. I have an
a premium membership and an AMAC membership because now I
get discounts everywhere.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Oh I have I have become the Jewish penny pincer
that I used to make fun of when I was
a kid.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Well then, you know, ain't it funny how that happened
as you get older?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah? It tries my kids crazy because I'll be like,
I pay for that and go find something as a
nickel cheaper, same exact thing, but generics like ten fifteen
cents cheaper, so I grab that instead. They're like, you
know not.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, if they're both staring me in the face, I will.
I will compare the two and make a choice at
that point. But I ain't going out of my way
to try to save a nickel because you'll spend that
trying to go find it.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Ah. They're usually right next to each other most of
the time, anyway, so I just go, there you.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Go, anyway, there you go? Yeah, So anyway, holy crap,
I mean, what else is good happening? I mean, I've
I've really look my Twitter time over the last eight
(48:20):
weeks has been slim.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Oh, I mean it depends on what flavor of good
you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Oh, well, you know anything.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
In political news. We've had twenty eight billion dollars raised
in tariff revenue, and according to the left, that was
going to kill the economy, and it hasn't. Three percent
GDP for last month, Trump fired the job's secret the
jobs report person because they can't.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
See that because he didn't like the jobs report.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Well, they kept over reporting and under delivering, and that's
been happening for over a year. So of course all
the leftists were like, oh my god, this is retribution. Dude.
If you're telling me that we have one hundred thousand
more jobs than we actually have, you're gonna fucking get fired.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Hello, yeah, you know, just.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I mean when I would get fired for that? Shit,
Why isn't that Why is it not?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I was gonna say, you know, even even in my job,
you know, compare it to being a baseball player. You
hit three hundred, you're a hero, Right, that's thirty percent
thirty percent. Imagine imagine if you did your job thirty
percent accurately.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Right. That's one of the things that I'd be crazy
about sports though, because these people make billions of billions
of dollars in their lifetime playing a game that we
all used to play in our backyards. Speaking of what
I do have a happy story that I'm not sure
you've heard of. I'm heard about Serious XM is canceling
Howard Stern.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
I did. I saw that on my phone. It while
I was listening to Serious in the vehicle. It popped
up on the screen as an update, you know, kind
of like a news blurb thing that they were gonna
not renew his contract. Hopefully this teaches them a lesson,
you know, in these long term contract deal things, because
(50:13):
wouldn't they sign him to like twenty years or twenty
five years or something like that.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
A twenty year deal at one hundred million dollars a year.
I'm like, dude, for what you just paid him, you
could find one hundred of us small time folks and
make us rich, and we'd make you rich.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Too, exactly exactly, and and hell, I'll fart on the air,
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
You could. You could pay me a million every three years,
and i'd twelve for work every fucking day.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, I mean, really exactly. I mean i'd take it
every two but you know.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
I mean I would take more if they would give it,
but I would damn sure to work for like three
hundred thousand dollars a year. Sign me to a four
year deal at three hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year.
If I'm not turning a profit for you by the
end of that four years, fucking let me go.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Exactly guarantee you if.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
You give me a shot like that, I'll be the
one finding the fucking sales for you. You won't even have
to do it. I will go find them for you.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, yeah, because they already do it over here. There
you go. I'd be on that like a fat kid
on a birthday cake.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
Careful he might get somebody beating the brakes off of you. Again.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Here minute, I just said fat kid. I mean, I
ain't going after the mentally handicapped because that's I don't
want to tote one of those.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Oh dude, that's the scariest thing about kids like that,
because I knew a couple of kids like that when
I was little. They are strong as fuck too, and
they don't even realize it.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
No, they don't, like.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
There's just like some weird disconnect for them, because I mean,
do they could like bench press a fucking car, don't
even think twice about it, so I can imagine what
I mean, why the I mean, granted I don't there's
not a picture of the other guy, so I don't
know what he looked like. But why why would you
if he looks like what I suspected he suspect he
looks like, why would you charge him with a fucking knife?
Because you should have known that you were probably gonna
(52:02):
get your break the break speat off of you.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
I mean, I don't know. Maybe he figured he was
too stupid to do anything about it, and he was
just going to scare the crap out of him, but
he definitely got a taste of what he deserved. I'd
give him a little more, but you know, I still
I can't help but that that story just warms my heart.
(52:28):
Oh god, I'm such a bad person. I know.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
It's okay, that's all right. Whichever one of us gets
tale first, can just reserve the other one a seat.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Well, if if you beat me there, just turn the
AC on in my suite and know that I'll be
there eventually. Dude, they're no as in hell, there isn't
my suite. I had upgrades done.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
There's swamp coolers because they give the illusion that you're
going to be cool till you're not.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Oh well, you know, Orty's right next to me. He's
got a tiki bar.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Now you're you're confusing uh, Camp x Ray with Hell again,
which is not uncommon for those that have been there
a lot.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
I wouldn't know about that or Epstein's Island.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
But no, Camp x Ray is what I call twit
and monow because it doesn't make any sense to call
it twitmo anymore.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, that you're right, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Oh, speaking of mom, he's currently waiting. He's currently waiting
in the wings. We should bring him over now.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
And I'll just drop when it's time. Yeah, I called
Alejandra my Orcus and inmate fluffer. I'll be right there
with you. Yeah, but you were telling the truth.
Speaker 12 (53:53):
Al Oh, I just want to say this about what
you guys were talking about. The retard don't own the night.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
They don't.
Speaker 12 (54:01):
Nobody does, and they may not be as strong as apes.
But you don't want to make eye contact with him.
Riles them up. Next thing, you know, it's a whirling
dervish full of fists and elbows and you're screaming no, no,
But all they hear is who wants cake?
Speaker 2 (54:14):
And believe they want cake. It's like a Joe Biden speech.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Oh speaking of God?
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Damn gee, long time no here, I know, brother, I know.
It's good to hear you.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Speaking of In your two month heightus, you missed Hunter
Biden's alcohol and blowfield three and a half hour interview.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
Oh, I gotta, I gotta go look at Uh that'll be.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Entertainment because somebody gave him like almost three and a
half hours completely unscripted. And yeah, wow, you want to
talk train wreck radio? There it is.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Yeah, all right, somebody venting about not selling any artwork? Huh,
al yeah, No one owns the night Jack. No one
owns the night They don't nobody does. Yeah you know
(55:16):
or who don't know?
Speaker 12 (55:17):
That monologue came from the very first episode of Strangers
with Candy. It was a book Retards narrated like audiobook
format by Wilford Brimley. There you go, the actual Wilford Brimley.
But yeah, so if you if you all don't remember
where Stephen Colbert got a start, that was a quote
(55:38):
from the show.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Wow, Actually I don't know what's forgotten about that? Speaking
of which, it's funny now that he's been canceled, he's
hitting the other side too, because he gave Pritz Grard
down the other night. I thought that was kind of funny.
Speaker 12 (55:52):
Yeah, weird how when it's you're you're no longer on
the protected class.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
How you're free to have an opinion? Right?
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Funny how that words.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, it's kind of like where already lives, where the
criminals are a protected class.
Speaker 12 (56:06):
You know, everybody's a protected class except for the citizens.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
I saw the I did see the story about the
store owner that called the police because a mob of
twenty five teenagers came in and looted the store, and
they said they couldn't do anything because it was just theft.
Speaker 12 (56:26):
Yeah, you know it's yeah, this is kind of a
friend of mine on discording now, we talked about it
all the time, is it. You know the when the
dem cities report crime is down. Well, yeah, that's because
people stopped reporting it, because people the cops stopped responding
to it. Right, once they stopped responding to rape and murder.
You'd be amazed at how quickly those plumbers those.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
Yeah, those stats really come down don't they when you
just don't care.
Speaker 12 (56:52):
Yeah, I mean when California they made it, I think
they upped it to anything under nine hundred and ninety
nine dollars as a misdemeanor.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
And that's great.
Speaker 12 (57:00):
So yeah, so pretty much anything under a grand and
it's a misdemeanor. You mean you could walk go into
Costco and walk out with a seventy inch for that almost.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
So yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 12 (57:17):
And it's not like single eiem, it's like total so
you can just fill shop. I mean when you see
the video of people just filling shopping bags and rolling out,
they know it's going to be a missmeter. They're gonna
be released on no no cash bond.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
So where's the Yeah, go get some steak and yeah,
holy crazy. So there you have it.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
So apparently, I guess it was yesterday an American Airlines
captain died mid fight.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
Oh yeah, I heard that on my local news.
Speaker 12 (57:51):
Wow, shades of airplane with their guys.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
Yeah, auto was inflated by the stewardess white attendant. Oh stewardess,
I speak jive, dude.
Speaker 12 (58:14):
And that's where I developed my drinking problem.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
There hasn't seen.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
Andrew doesn't watch movies.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
Well, I mean that's he was already eighty years old
by the time they came out with a projection machine.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
So dude, he was eighty years old when they were
still doing rock paintings for a family movie night.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Oh hey, guys, you know what next time next? Well,
it is that time. But next week we do toxic
in this time slot we do a month after it
has we Next week we'll be yes. Next week we'll
be the second Tuesday. So I need to get my
(59:06):
urs busy finding our guest.
Speaker 1 (59:08):
Second Tuesday, we don't do the show.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
The show. It's okay.
Speaker 12 (59:14):
I know when you're off for a while time just
Tuesday Saturday.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
That happened to you too. My brain is mush, I
don't I don't know how long you were in the
chat room before you signed in, but I was telling
Rick that, you know, these summer days, we worked for tens,
but I didn't have a day that was shorter than twelve,
and I had some that went as long as sixteen.
So yeah, my brain is mush.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yeah, I mean that's my default setting.
Speaker 2 (59:41):
So yeah, I do I feel it. I'm feeling the
hangover from it still, but I had to get back
on here and do this thing and and quit hanging
rick out to cover my ass, because that's a lot
of cover.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
I was wondering now because you like, we're having a
whole conversation there and I only got half of it,
apparently part of his conversation again. All right, do you
why don't you let folks know where they can find you,
because it is about that time, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Yeah, yeah, you can find me on Twitter x whatever
you want to call it. It's TCC underscore groucy and
that is my only social media and that is where
you will find me. And you will find me here
on Wednesday nights in this timeslot, doing either this show
or Toxic Masculinity, depending on what day of the month
(01:00:30):
it is. So if yours don't know, you better call somebody.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
You missed another chance or you should have said, depending
on what time of the month it is.
Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
But that's only applicable to part of the audience. So
all right, guys, I'm going to duck out of here.
Y'all slay and uh I will see everybody next week
for sure. All right, thank this man?
Speaker 11 (01:01:01):
All right, man, I hate just playing nothing work here,
meditating some work I didn't hear but tell the years.
Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
Stop the fun themselves. Too much, too much, He's too
(01:01:49):
us
Hello, friends, give a moment so that we may discuss
our Lord and Savior minarchy. No, seriously, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
My name is Rick Robinson. I am the general manager
of Klrnradio dot com. We are probably the largest independent
podcast network that you've never heard of. We have a
little bit of everything, and by that, what I mean
to tell you is we have news, pop cultures, special events, conspire, attainment,
true crime, mental health shows, drama productions, and pretty much
(00:31):
everything in between. So if you're looking for a new
podcast home to grab a little bit of everything that
you love all in one place, come check us out.
You can find us on x under at klr and Radio.
You can find us on our rumble and our YouTube
channels under the same names. You can also find us
at klrnradio dot com and pretty much every podcast catcher
known demand. So again, feel free to come check us
(00:53):
out anytime you like at KLRN Radio.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hi, I'm Mike, founder of Dollar Shaveclub dot com. What
is dollar Shaveclub dot com? Well, for a dollar a month,
we send high quality razors right to your door.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, a dollar are the blades any good?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Now? Our blades are great.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Each razor has stainless steel blades, in olvir lubricating strip
and a pivot head. It's so gentle that Toddler could
use it. And do you like spending twenty dollars a
month on brand name razors?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Nineteen?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Go to Roger Federer.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm good at tennis, And do you think.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Your razor needs a vibrating handle, a flash light, a
backscratcher and ten blades. Your handsome ass grandfather had one
blade and polio.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Looking good, Papa.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Stop paying for shavee take you don't.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Need, and stop forgetting to buy your blades every month.
Allejandra and I are going to ship them right to you.
We're not just selling razors, We're also making new jobs. Allejondra,
what were you doing last month? What are you doing now?
I'm no Vanderbilt, but this train makes hey. So stop
(02:06):
forgetting to buy your blades every month and start deciding
where you're gonna stack all those dollar bills. I'm saving you.
We are Dollarshaveclub dot com and the party is on.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Yes to see you.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Hi, everyone.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
This is JJ, the co founder of good Pods. If
you haven't heard of it yet, Good Pods is like
Goodreads or Instagram. But for podcasts, it's new, it's social,
it's different, and it's growing really fast. There are more
than two million podcasts, and we know that it is
impossible to figure out what to listen to on good pods.
You follow your friends and podcasters to see what they like.
(02:56):
That is the number one way to discover new shows
and episodes. You can find good Pods on the web
or download the app Happy Listening.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
Klr N Radio has advertising rates available. We have rates
to fit almost any budget. Contact us at advertising at
k l r N radio dot com.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
The following program contains course language and adult themes. Listener
and discretion is advised.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
It's time now for the Conservative Curmudgeon radio show. Now
here's grouchy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
H h good evening. Ah, it's good to be back
(04:25):
kind of sort of, uh, it's it's actually great to
be back with you, you know. I Uh, I thought
about what I was gonna do when I came back
on air sometime like about a month ago, when I
was looking towards this, and uh I almost kind of
(04:51):
felt burned out on it at that point, almost almost
almost a little reflection, a little digging deep, a little
getting through the hell. That is my summer work schedule.
(05:12):
We coordinate with our local school system here because they
are about ninety percent of our business, and we usually
just mimic their schedule in the summer since our projects
are their projects. And if you know, they go to
(05:32):
a four day work week and they don't have anybody
in their buildings on Fridays, so we do the same thing.
Just if there's not going to be anybody there, we're
not going to be there either. So it is what
it is. Rick, I apologize for the length, but that
does not get dictated by us.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Never apologize for your length, bro. Yeah, girth is more important.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It is it is, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And I mean, you know, giggity giggity giggity good.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yes. So anyway, I want to thank Rick for covering
me again this summer. But while I was while I
was thinking about what I was gonna do when I
came back. And you know, as I as I teased yesterday,
like the great Bob Dylan saying, the times they are changing.
(06:29):
I see al in the in the chat room. Good
to see you again, al Ah, and uh, I thought
to myself, I said self, because that's what I call me,
And I said self, the hell are you gonna do?
(06:52):
So I thought about it some and when I say
the times they are changing, they are a changing. We are.
I am still going to bring you the news you need,
but we're also going to be starting to do some
other things. We're going to become a little bit more
of a variety type thing here. We're going to incorporate
(07:18):
some music. We're going to incorporate some current happenings trends.
We're going to incorporate some food. We're going to incorporate
some exercise programs. We're going to start making this more
about having some fun and just not because I'm tired
(07:42):
of politics, but I'm tired of politics just being everything.
So over the over the next coming weeks, I'll be
working with Rick and Jeff. We might we might come
up with some new artwork. We may not. We may
change the name of the show, we may not. The
(08:04):
time slot will still be the same, so don't worry
about that. You'll still be catching me here now not then.
And as always, there will be mistakes made, there will
be omissions and a severe lack of professionalism. You can
bank on that every week, So you know, good to
(08:31):
be back. I know it's it's just early August, so
it doesn't feel like summer's over, especially here, and I know,
especially where Rick is. If you if you tack the
average temperatures together, connecting dots from me to him, it's
still hotter than a hull welder's ass out there. So yes,
(08:55):
I'm fully aware. But my summer schedule is over as
the churn's here. Go back to school on Monday. So anyway,
that's what I mean by the times they are changing.
(09:17):
So things are going to change here, and I hope
for the better. And U if not, you know, Rick
can fire me later and that's cool too.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, I wouldn't do that anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
But as for tonight, as I mentioned, there would be
mistakes made, omissions made in a complete lack of professionalism.
I come to you unprepared. You know, we got a
lot of things happen, and there's been a lot of
things happening over the summer. First to fire me first.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Already, No, that's how ord he says hello in every chat.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Now, oh oh oh, he's he's first there, but he's
not first because I'll beat him in.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, but they can't see that anymore, which is why
he just always comes in and yills first.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Okay, hey, your first Ordy.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We just we just give it. We just give him,
We just give him the short bust first.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I got you, I got you. Hey, don't lick the
windows kid Stosberry's Andrew sixty ninth though. Okay, that's a
revolting thought. It's in my contract. I'm first in every chat. Okay.
(10:51):
Uh this is the kind of ship that I missed
for sure. Uh I miss I miss beating myself off,
uh over over putting together the best podcast in the
fricking world for you guys. You know I don't I
should say, I don't miss that, which is why we're
(11:14):
gonna start doing some more fun things. So, like I said,
and uh, I know already's toyed with the idea before
and already you're I will I will chat with you too,
just to see if you there are some nights you
may want to, you know, join in on the fun
when it's gonna be music or or something like that
(11:37):
that you're interested in. So I know you're already a
black hole of shows, but you know, feel free to
turn me down. Won't be the first time, I mean
for you, it will be, but you know, not for
me anyway. Uh let's see what's happening these days. Anyway,
(12:03):
we got Democrat Texans fleeing to Illinois to hide in
the shadow created by the eclipse of JB. Pritzker.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's not an eclipse.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
That is an eclipse. He blocks all the fucking sunlight.
God Almighty.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
It was a play on Star Wars because in this
case it actually is a moon, just not the moon.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Anybody was thinking, oh see, I'm a little slur my
light shaber didn't click on that one.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You're not as big of a Star Wars nerd as
me either.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
So I mean I'm a pretty big Star Wars nerd.
But yeah, I missed. I just missed the reference, that's all.
It was a little vague. It was good. It was
very good, don't get me wrong. It was just a
little vague, not vague.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Uh So the line I quoted is that that's no moon.
I said, that's no eclipse. Come on, bro, I mean
you know, because in this case it actually was a moon.
It was just Pritzker's moon.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Pritzker, he does have his own gravity field. Anyway.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I heard he jumped in the air and got stuck.
I mean he was crossing the street from City Hall
and got hit by a bus and he turned around
and yelled, who threw that rock? Ah yeah, oh, I know.
(13:43):
They're terrible. They're they're absolutely terrible. There. You should you
should hear my your mama jokes, and you will at
one point.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I mean, you know, make sure you tip your servers.
They hear these, They hear these jokes three shows a day.
Tip your servers. They need them, they need them.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean, you know, like
your mama so fat. She cut her legs shaving and
gravy spilled out.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Your mama so fat. She went jogging and a red suit.
People yelled, coolid man.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Your mama so fat. She wears two wristwatches, one for
each time zone.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Your mama so fat, she got four rist watches on
because there's more than two time zones.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Damn, damn, mama so stupid. It took her an hour
and a half to watch sixty minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And there there's a joke. There's another joke there, but
that's her your daddy joking.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Anyway, again, we're gonna have more fun here. That's uh,
that's my goal moving forward, is we're just gonna have
more fun, and it's gonna be music, it's gonna be food,
it's gonna be exercise, and there's still gonna be some
politicans in it. So you know, I've got some ideas
(15:05):
in my head. And like I said, I'll get with
Rick and Jeff and we'll kick some animals and we'll
include already in it, and uh, you know, fuck it right,
it's just live radio, right, fuck it. We'll do it live,
that's right. And if you don't like it, you can leave.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well, I don't do that, No, you know, you shouldn't
do that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You definitely, I mean you can do that. You are
free to do that. But that'd be like, you know,
somebody offering you a bar of gold and you walking
away nice, you know, I mean, really, what the hell
else are you gonna do on a Wednesday night. You
can come to KLR and Radio and stay with us,
(15:51):
hang out for the night, and you're gonna learn something.
You're gonna enjoy yourself and you're gonna you're gonna crack.
We're gonna interact with you in the chat room. Well,
I mean some of the others are because I still
haven't figured out how to go through my notes and
interact in chat at the same time. Maybe I need
(16:15):
to go back to having printed notes again. I don't know,
it just seems like a big hassle when I have
a computer screen in front of me. I don't know,
I don't know. We'll we'll see, we'll figure it all out.
I mean, damn, come on, stay Windy. You've been with
me for over a decade already, so just stay with me.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Geez, you sound like me trying to convince my ex
wife and not to leave.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh I'm sorry, really, no, not really. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Just a self deprecated deprecation joke. I couldn't leave it just.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh that's uh. Yeah, you had me worried for a
second there. I was gonna say, Damn, I'm gonna have
to track her down so I can nab your nets
out of her purse.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
No, I got those back in the divorce.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
It's all good, okay, good good. I mean, you know
it's not. It's not just shared custody, right, you got
full custody.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Well I help those since she's already married the next victim.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Oh, well there you go. That's uh, that's his problem then.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
So yeah, that that that's when I kind of knew
I'd been getting played for the long run because she
was onto the next one like before she ever left,
so well after eighteen years, I was like, yeah, that's yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I mean it stings, bruh. I know, I know it does.
But you know, the the other side of the coin
is you have a house full of love pretty much
and she ain't there to mess it up.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
So or he's trying to tell you how to fix
your can't chat and read your notes thing at the
same time, take.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
The document out a full and grab it by the
top bar, drag it to the left, open browser, and
tag to the right side. Bro, you and me, we're
both technical people, but I think we're still talking two
separate languages here.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I mean, no, he's basically saying, make sure your documents,
if you're still like typing out your notes, aren't on
full screen mode, and then open your browser and then
shrink the browser to fit the other side so that
way you can.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
So basically I'm doing a manual split screen. Yes, yes,
and just fit my notes to the screen. I'll have
to increase the font size, but I can do that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I mean I already have to increase the font size
because I'm fucking old now.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Well you know that's I'm sitting here with my readers
on looking at the screen and I'm squinting trying to
read the writing on the screen. But you know, I'm
I'm actually uh, I'm actually contemplating just bringing home like
a twenty seven inch monitor and setting it up in
here and just jacking the MacBook into that. Then a
(19:16):
screen will actually look nice.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I'm probably about to get a bigger TV from my
bedroom because I spend a lot of time in there,
and I have a forty two in there now, so
I'm eventually gonna make it easy and just split everything
into four quadrons so I can have everything on the
screen all at once and still be able to see it.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I don't need to hear about your skin imax and
all that.
Speaker 12 (19:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I agree, I'm single now I can do what I want.
Don't judge me.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Giggity giggity ggdy goo. Oh jesus man, it feels it does.
It feels good to be back. I'm tired as fuck
from the summer. I just feel beat down. You know,
we go to work quote unquote four ten hour days.
I don't think I had a day that was less
(20:05):
than twelve hours. Some of them went as long as sixteen.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I just you sound like me over here, but yeah,
I mean, the one good thing is you may feel
beat down, but at least you're not as beat down
as big bulls.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Hey, yeah, no, I'm not. And and by the way,
did anybody else see the story about I don't want
to call him an inbred, mouth breathing, six tooth having
cousin fucking redneck, but that's exactly what he looked like
in the picture that went to the movie theater and
(20:40):
was mocking the mentally disabled custodian in the theater, and
the custodian just beat the shit out of.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I had not heard about this, and I'm sorry I
have to go find it.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh the dude's picture. You can. When you see his face,
you're gonna go holy because they arrested the guy after
the custodian beat his ass.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Oh it was fantastic. I laughed so good at that,
I really did. It just made my heart just feel
so right.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, I had fun right in the headlines for that one.
I'm sorry I missed it.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh No, if you do the search, you can search it.
While we're on the air here because I want to
see your I want to hear your reaction to the
guy's picture. Yeah, oh it was Yeah, that dude. He
looked like he ran his face into a friggin pair
(21:45):
of like propeller nunchucks. But yeah, just what a piece
of crap. You know, who does that to somebody?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Retarded people?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, no, that's who beat his ass.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I mean that was terrible, sir.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I mean no, really, I get it. I knew what
you were doing. I was just playing the game back
with you. But it just, like I said, it just
made my heart feel good that the dude took an
ass beaten from from the guy he was giving it to.
You know, it wasn't it wasn't a good samaritan that
(22:35):
jumped in and defended him. The dude handled his own business.
And if there's if there's one thing I've learned about
folks that have mental challenges like that, it's that they
don't have the same understanding of things that quote unquote
(22:56):
normal people do. They don't, you know, like you see
a lot of weightlifting records are held by mentally retarded
or downs kids or things like that because they don't
understand that five hundred pounds is something they shouldn't be
able to lift. They just know.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I'm not finding it anywhere. Oh my god, several other stories,
but I'm not finding that one. Oh my lord.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It wasn't the it wasn't a theater. It was the
strip club.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh that's even funnier.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, yeah, So hang on, I'm going to let's see
if I can do this in here. I don't know
if I can, but do do do do do do.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
And it's if you'll just drop it in the chat
we have together, I can pull it him from in there.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's exactly what I just did.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Mm hmm, you got that's from that's from here. How
did I miss this?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Look at that face?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Holy crap, dude, this is how the hell did I
miss this?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Wow? I don't know. Hey, look post the link in
the chat room so the others can see it too.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
We can just have the picture on the screen there
you go.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, do that. That's that's fantastic. That dude took an
ass beating. Oh on that. I mean, look, even from
(24:58):
the top of his head all the way down, he
just looks like he ran his face into a propeller.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Dude, got the breaks beat off of him by a
special kid.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yep, yep, that's just special K pissed all in his cheerios.
That's that was my heartwarming story of the week there.
And yeah, I didn't even notice it was Oklahoma City,
(25:31):
but yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, apparently this story. So apparently what happened is the
dude was at an establishment known as Bare Assets, which
I've never heard of, and this happened on August second two. No,
I'm serious, that's not it. That's from somebody who used
to work the clubs into the work around clubs all
(25:53):
the time. I was kind of surprised I didn't at
least recognize the name, but it's not that's not one
I know of. But no, I know what you were doing.
But I'm serious, I actually didn't know though.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
That's probably some low end you know. That's that's one
of those places that has the sign up that says, like,
you know, thirty lovely ladies and fifty nine legs.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
One of the worst ones around here is in what
the hell is the name of that town something Valley?
I can't ever think of that valley Brook. They used
to have the and it was his little hole in
the wall. But it was. It was right next to
the malls. Almost everybody would drive by them and see him.
And there was one where the marquis for for like
years said we have dancers, they don't have cars. I'm like,
(26:47):
that's prostitution, bro.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I mean, we have one here called the Candy Store,
and I don't know how many girls they have working there,
but I bet there's only fifteen or six teeth out
of the whole bunch.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well, you know, some things are better without teeth from
what I hear.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So booom't boom.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'm just saying it's one of it's one of the ELTs.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
You know.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, but no interesting side note. Apparently I don't know
what happened because the story doesn't really say much, but
apparently dude called the the special cageanit or a racial
slur and then charged him with a knife and got
the breakspeat off of him.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So I absolutely love it. I I am. I am
one and down with that story. That is what I
call justice being served right on the spot.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
We we should have saved that one for your happy
ending for more than one reason.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Oh well, I mean yeah, that would have been a
happy ending. Uh, And I did not guarantee one of
those tonight, because I am completely unprepared, as you can
tell by the stammering and not having notes.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
And so you're saying, we just so you're we just
had a premature happy ending, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You know that that could be the case. I could,
I could go clean up now, It's fine with me.
Uh oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
You gotta sit there in your meds and finish the
other half of the show.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Oh okay, Well, in that case, I think it's probably
about time for the bottom of the hour commercial break.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
We're getting there.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, we're getting there. Okay. You know, you you throw
the yellow flag or the red flag or whatever the
hell flag it is you throw, and uh, you know,
you know, I gotta asked an interesting question the other day,
and uh, I'm gonna get this out and then we're
(28:47):
gonna go to the break and and everybody can ponder
it during the break. But I was I was listening
to a discussion about the lack of federal dollars that
will be coming into my state's education budget this year.
And I'm assuming this is fairly similar around the country
(29:10):
as all the COVID dollars dry up and all those
federal funds go away. So my question is this, where's
all that money going? If not to education. It's not
(29:31):
like we're being refunded this money, So where's it going? Now?
For what it's worth, we're talking probably somewhere in the
neighborhood of two hundred and sixty million dollars for this state. Now,
(29:58):
this is as state go. You know, our population is
only like four and a half million, so we're relatively small.
To give you an idea, Florida's a couple million more
than us. Easy. I know George is more than us
because Atlanta's probably got a million people just in it.
(30:22):
But I'm just curious the federal government, via the Department
of Education, is not sending out probably what looks to
be somewhere around three quarters of a trillion to a
trillion dollars to states for education. So where is that
(30:45):
money going?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
See? That's I thought all of that was happening because
they were going to start refunding them back to the
states and let them handle it. So I'm kind of.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Connned well now and that could be. But what I'm
not seeing is anybody saying that, Okay, this is happening
because we're getting this now. I understand that they were
talking about shutting down the Department of Education and rerouting
(31:14):
all the funding back to the states, and that would
be great if that's the case, but the state is
not saying that they have that funding coming back at them.
And this is actually not that funding. This is the
covid era funding that the federal government was sending to
(31:35):
the schools, and they were sending it to all the
public school systems. Everybody had extra money coming in and
they used it in various ways, whether it was hiring
tutors or or you know, paraprofessional type people.
Speaker 11 (32:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Not you can't use that money to hire a teacher,
per se, because that is a state level job. That
is a unit that would have to be funded by
the state in the budget. And which also cracks me
up when I start hearing you know, senators like Bernie
(32:22):
Sanders talking about we need to pay teachers more. How
are you going to do that? Every state pays teacher separately.
They don't get their money to pay teachers from the government.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well, in the states that pay teachers more, it's it's
more expensive to live there anyway. So I mean, if
you really wanted to compare it, I think most teachers actually,
I mean for I mean, I'm not trying to be
a dick, but for what they do, they make pretty
good money.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Well, and I know a lot of folks in education,
and you know what my summer schedule was like, you know,
when I broke and took the hiatus. Okay, that was
the start of their summer. That was the end of
their school year. And they have been back at work
(33:11):
since last Friday. And I know that's about a nine
week break. And during that nine weeks, I know that
these particular people spent three of them in workshops and
then they were a week before they were supposed to
(33:32):
be back in their room last Friday, they have already
been working in their classroom for another week before that.
So that's half their summer gone right there. And I
know what the starting pay for teachers is around here,
and it's better than the rest of the state. Well
(33:53):
most of the rest of the state. There are a
couple of city districts that pay better, but as far
as public school districts, I believe that this county in
this state is probably the top end of salaries. And
you would be hard pressed as a single teacher to
(34:17):
find a place to rent here and live a decent
life for what the starting pay is now, progress up
the ladder, You're fine, You're you're fine. You'll, you'll, you'll,
you know, you'll feel that comfort kick in at a
certain level, but to start, it's rough. So I don't know.
(34:42):
They have a program here for math, science and technology
teachers to where if you're quote unquote highly qualified, you
have to meet a certain criteria for education and for
you actually have to pass a competency test in your
field of expertise, and they in turn for you giving
(35:07):
up your tenure, they will put an extra twenty to
twenty five thousand a year into your salary. So it's
it's interesting you you give up your tenure to have that,
But you go on a contract too, so they can't
(35:29):
just wait for you to give up your tenure and
then try to fire you. You are on a contract,
So it's it's interesting. But back to the point, I
don't I don't see the funneling back of money to
the States yet. And I work a lot with the
(35:55):
procurement and accounts payable and even their chief financial officer
from the school system, and I just I don't you know,
I mean, I hear all these things, so I'm kind
of in the know on that. And you know, plus
I do my own research on top of what I hear,
(36:15):
because you know, do your own homework, YadA, YadA all
the time every time with me. So I'm just I'm
just wondering. These dollars are drying up. These are the
covid era extra dollars that we're going to education that
have stopped now, so where are they going? It's something
(36:40):
I got to look into. I gotta figure it out.
But anyway, we'll go to commercial. I'll let you contemplate it,
and you know, if you have a thought on it,
maybe throw it in the chat room and we can
kick that around. And when we come back, we'll do
the last third of the show because we're just about
two thirds of the way there. So do the bumper music.
(37:06):
It's the best in the business, and.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Enjoy already cued, sir, already.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
That's why you're the man.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I want to tell you to tell you.
Speaker 13 (37:16):
What well that because we're the side that knows what
a man is.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Hello, friends, you have a moment so that we may
discuss our Lord and Savior Minarchy. No, seriously, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
My name is Rick Robinson. I am the general manager
of Klrnradio dot com. We are probably the largest independent
podcast network that you've never heard of. We have a
little bit of everything, and by that what I mean
to tell you is we have news, pop cultures, special events,
cons your attainment, true crime, mental health shows, i'm a productions,
(38:01):
and pretty much everything in between. So if you're looking
for a new podcast home to grab a little bit
of everything that you love all in one place, come
check us out. You can find us on x under
at klr and radio. You can find us on our
rumble and our YouTube channels under the same names. You
can also find us at klarnradio dot com and pretty
much every podcast catcher and known demand. So again, feel
(38:21):
free to come check us out anytime you like at
KLRN Radio.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I'm Mike, founder of Dollarshaveclub dot com. What is dollar
Shaveclub dot com? Well, for a dollar a month, we
send high quality raisers right to your door.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, a dollar.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Are the blades any good?
Speaker 6 (38:41):
Now?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Our blades are great.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Each razor has stainless steel blades and alvir lubricating strip
and a pivot heead it's so jenal a toddler could
use it. And do you like spending twenty dollars a
month on brand name razors? Nineteen go to Roger Federer.
I'm good at tennis and do you think.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
You're razor needs a vibrating handle, a flash light, a backscratcher,
and ten blades. Your handsome ass grandfather had one blade
and polio.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Looking good, Papa.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Stop paying for shave take you don't.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
Need, and stop forgetting to buy your blades every month.
Alejandra and I are gonna ship them right to you.
We're not just selling razors, We're also making new jobs. Allejundra,
what were you doing last month? What are you doing now?
I'm no Vanderbilt, but this train makes hay. So stop
(39:34):
forgetting to buy your blades every month and start deciding
where you're gonna stack all those dollar bills. I'm saving you.
We are Dollar Shave Club dot com and the party
is one.
Speaker 9 (40:03):
KLRN Radio has advertising rates available. We have rates to
fit almost any budget. Contact us at advertising at k
l r N radio dot com.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
The following program contains course language and adult themes. Listen
is advised.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
All right, welcome back, we got we got nineteen minutes
to the top of the hour. Rick, what's coming up
tonight after me?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Well, we've had another show take the night off, So
Amish and I are slide than hour afford to keep
things running. So it'll be me and Amish to close
out on and over here. Then we're gonna head over
to the saloon for last call at Bez's berserve Bobcats,
because both behind them Me Lines and Edge of Liberty
are often name.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Okay, sounds like a bunch of lazy s obs out there,
but you know, I can't really say that, can I?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Guy who took how many months off? Just said? What?
Speaker 8 (41:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, I know two months? Wow, I know, it's crazy,
it is.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I had to I had to bust in the studio
a couple of times to make sure you didn't lose
your EyeT replacement.
Speaker 12 (41:23):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I appreciate that too. Should have been Seymour doing that,
but you know, can't count on him.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Hey, the guy in Stakums, what's he gonna do?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
I mean, he could get my back.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
You get what you pay for? Are you pay in stakhms?
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I guess I guess the beef sheets are just not enough.
I guess.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Okay, now we're crossing into la.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I mean that's what it is. Uh anyway? Uh uh yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
This is just in the grouse loves roast beef.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Oh yeah, I mean you know I am. I'm not
the biggest RBS fan, but I will every now and
then just smash a beef and cheddar.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Apparently you're not. Apparently you're not up with the kids
ling goat for now, because.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yeah, I'm not. No I and more will I be?
I Look, I am.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Roast beef means something else entirely different now, which is
why I said, you can't really say beef sheets anymore.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Ah, let's let's just say that I am well passed
what is considered the entry point for a a r
p H and as as of next month, it will
be eight years past that point.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
So dude, I yeah, don't even get me started, because
I just found out that like next year, I will
be eligible for a senior discount through my cell phone
provider at fifty three. Like what, well, it's it's technically
an AT and T offshoot, but it's cricket. They start
offering senior discounts like fifty three from what I've been.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Told, Wow, I get an employer discount.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
You know, Consumer Cellular does it even earlier. There's this
fifty two. But I don't have them because, yeah, they
give me a line for like twenty months.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
I see their commercials. I wonder if they're I wonder
how their tower would be here.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Though, Well, my thing is there another one of those,
you know, the the Orange companies. In my I experienced
the Orange companies aren't good because what what the hell
is the name of the other one that used to
be like part of Sprint and they went to like the
pay for play plan and I can't think of the
name of Boost Mobile. They have like a twenty five
(44:15):
dollars per month per line for life, and I've thought
about checking it out, but every time I look at
their coverage map, it's trash.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, you know, now, the coverage map for Consumer Cellular
looks very comparable to what I have. I just I
worry if they're renting the towers from the other companies,
what what advantage do I have? I mean what I
(44:45):
don't if I'm paying less, how do they make rent?
You know? I mean, I don't I don't know all
it works.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
The reason you're able to pay less is because since
they do rent the towers, they don't get to rent
all the towers, only select towers that that them have
access to.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
You, I'm worried about.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
They can make the map look all pretty because they're like,
we have the same towers as the big guys. But yeah,
they only have the same towers as the big guys.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
That's why I stay with the big guy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
The only the only reason. I mean, I had cricket
forever ago because it was it was less expensive and
I moved to the city back then. Anyway, the only
reason I've stayed with them is because since it is
actually owned by AT and T, they don't lease anything.
They have access to all of AT and t's towers
because it's basically owned by AT and T.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Now, so gotcha, gotcha? Gotcha? Okay, So well, anyway.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I tried to put it up on the screen, but
restream is being cranky today. This is from al. In
five weeks, I'll be getting senior discounts almost everywhere. We
have an old man in the chat, ladies and gentlemen.
Old man sighting just kidding out.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I didn't I didn't realize there was somebody but sides
Andrew older than me.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Alan Andrew.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Wow. I mean impressed, Alan, I'm impressed. You look good
for your age.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
I mean, Andrew's been around since God flipped the light switch,
so he may be the oldest among all of them.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
I get that. You know. I worked. I worked with
a guy that finally retired, and we used to joke
with him. He said. He made a comment one day
about back in. He was talking about back in his
military days he served during Vietnam, and he said, like
back in seventy three. I said, sixteen or.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Seventeen, Alan, I'm not dead yet.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Of course you're not dead yet. I signed up with
a ARP at forty nine, so they couldn't bullieve me.
He had most people start getting him at forty five.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Now that that was a trip, because I got my
first one of like forty five.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I was like you, and that's well, and that's the kicker.
That's the kicker. You don't have to be fifty. You
don't have to be fifty to sign up. That's the thing.
And you can enjoy all those great benefits and discounts.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
And I mean, I ain't gonna lie. I have an
a premium membership and an AMAC membership because now I
get discounts everywhere.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Oh I have I have become the Jewish penny pincer
that I used to make fun of when I was
a kid.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Well then, you know, ain't it funny how that happened
as you get older?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah? It tries my kids crazy because I'll be like,
I pay for that and go find something as a
nickel cheaper, same exact thing, but generics like ten fifteen
cents cheaper, so I grab that instead. They're like, you
know not.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, if they're both staring me in the face, I will.
I will compare the two and make a choice at
that point. But I ain't going out of my way
to try to save a nickel because you'll spend that
trying to go find it.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Ah. They're usually right next to each other most of
the time, anyway, so I just go, there you.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Go, anyway, there you go? Yeah, So anyway, holy crap,
I mean, what else is good happening? I mean, I've
I've really look my Twitter time over the last eight
(48:20):
weeks has been slim.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Oh, I mean it depends on what flavor of good
you're looking for.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Oh, well, you know anything.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
In political news. We've had twenty eight billion dollars raised
in tariff revenue, and according to the left, that was
going to kill the economy, and it hasn't. Three percent
GDP for last month, Trump fired the job's secret the
jobs report person because they can't.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
See that because he didn't like the jobs report.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Well, they kept over reporting and under delivering, and that's
been happening for over a year. So of course all
the leftists were like, oh my god, this is retribution. Dude.
If you're telling me that we have one hundred thousand
more jobs than we actually have, you're gonna fucking get fired.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Hello, yeah, you know, just.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
I mean when I would get fired for that? Shit,
Why isn't that Why is it not?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I was gonna say, you know, even even in my job,
you know, compare it to being a baseball player. You
hit three hundred, you're a hero, Right, that's thirty percent
thirty percent. Imagine imagine if you did your job thirty
percent accurately.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Right. That's one of the things that I'd be crazy
about sports though, because these people make billions of billions
of dollars in their lifetime playing a game that we
all used to play in our backyards. Speaking of what
I do have a happy story that I'm not sure
you've heard of. I'm heard about Serious XM is canceling
Howard Stern.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
I did. I saw that on my phone. It while
I was listening to Serious in the vehicle. It popped
up on the screen as an update, you know, kind
of like a news blurb thing that they were gonna
not renew his contract. Hopefully this teaches them a lesson,
you know, in these long term contract deal things, because
(50:13):
wouldn't they sign him to like twenty years or twenty
five years or something like that.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
A twenty year deal at one hundred million dollars a year.
I'm like, dude, for what you just paid him, you
could find one hundred of us small time folks and
make us rich, and we'd make you rich.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Too, exactly exactly, and and hell, I'll fart on the air,
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
You could. You could pay me a million every three years,
and i'd twelve for work every fucking day.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah, I mean, really exactly. I mean i'd take it
every two but you know.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
I mean I would take more if they would give it,
but I would damn sure to work for like three
hundred thousand dollars a year. Sign me to a four
year deal at three hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year.
If I'm not turning a profit for you by the
end of that four years, fucking let me go.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Exactly guarantee you if.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
You give me a shot like that, I'll be the
one finding the fucking sales for you. You won't even have
to do it. I will go find them for you.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, yeah, because they already do it over here. There
you go. I'd be on that like a fat kid
on a birthday cake.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
Careful he might get somebody beating the brakes off of you. Again.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Here minute, I just said fat kid. I mean, I
ain't going after the mentally handicapped because that's I don't
want to tote one of those.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Oh dude, that's the scariest thing about kids like that,
because I knew a couple of kids like that when
I was little. They are strong as fuck too, and
they don't even realize it.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
No, they don't, like.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
There's just like some weird disconnect for them, because I mean,
do they could like bench press a fucking car, don't
even think twice about it, so I can imagine what
I mean, why the I mean, granted I don't there's
not a picture of the other guy, so I don't
know what he looked like. But why why would you
if he looks like what I suspected he suspect he
looks like, why would you charge him with a fucking knife?
Because you should have known that you were probably gonna
(52:02):
get your break the break speat off of you.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
I mean, I don't know. Maybe he figured he was
too stupid to do anything about it, and he was
just going to scare the crap out of him, but
he definitely got a taste of what he deserved. I'd
give him a little more, but you know, I still
I can't help but that that story just warms my heart.
(52:28):
Oh god, I'm such a bad person. I know.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
It's okay, that's all right. Whichever one of us gets
tale first, can just reserve the other one a seat.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Well, if if you beat me there, just turn the
AC on in my suite and know that I'll be
there eventually. Dude, they're no as in hell, there isn't
my suite. I had upgrades done.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
There's swamp coolers because they give the illusion that you're
going to be cool till you're not.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Oh well, you know, Orty's right next to me. He's
got a tiki bar.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Now you're you're confusing uh, Camp x Ray with Hell again,
which is not uncommon for those that have been there
a lot.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
I wouldn't know about that or Epstein's Island.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
But no, Camp x Ray is what I call twit
and monow because it doesn't make any sense to call
it twitmo anymore.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, that you're right, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Oh, speaking of mom, he's currently waiting. He's currently waiting
in the wings. We should bring him over now.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
And I'll just drop when it's time. Yeah, I called
Alejandra my Orcus and inmate fluffer. I'll be right there
with you. Yeah, but you were telling the truth.
Speaker 12 (53:53):
Al Oh, I just want to say this about what
you guys were talking about. The retard don't own the night.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
They don't.
Speaker 12 (54:01):
Nobody does, and they may not be as strong as apes.
But you don't want to make eye contact with him.
Riles them up. Next thing, you know, it's a whirling
dervish full of fists and elbows and you're screaming no, no,
But all they hear is who wants cake?
Speaker 2 (54:14):
And believe they want cake. It's like a Joe Biden speech.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Oh speaking of God?
Speaker 2 (54:26):
Damn gee, long time no here, I know, brother, I know.
It's good to hear you.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Speaking of In your two month heightus, you missed Hunter
Biden's alcohol and blowfield three and a half hour interview.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
Oh, I gotta, I gotta go look at Uh that'll be.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
Entertainment because somebody gave him like almost three and a
half hours completely unscripted. And yeah, wow, you want to
talk train wreck radio? There it is.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Yeah, all right, somebody venting about not selling any artwork? Huh,
al yeah, No one owns the night Jack. No one
owns the night They don't nobody does. Yeah you know
(55:16):
or who don't know?
Speaker 12 (55:17):
That monologue came from the very first episode of Strangers
with Candy. It was a book Retards narrated like audiobook
format by Wilford Brimley. There you go, the actual Wilford Brimley.
But yeah, so if you if you all don't remember
where Stephen Colbert got a start, that was a quote
(55:38):
from the show.
Speaker 1 (55:40):
Wow, Actually I don't know what's forgotten about that? Speaking
of which, it's funny now that he's been canceled, he's
hitting the other side too, because he gave Pritz Grard
down the other night. I thought that was kind of funny.
Speaker 12 (55:52):
Yeah, weird how when it's you're you're no longer on
the protected class.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
How you're free to have an opinion? Right?
Speaker 1 (56:00):
Funny how that words.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, it's kind of like where already lives, where the
criminals are a protected class.
Speaker 12 (56:06):
You know, everybody's a protected class except for the citizens.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
I saw the I did see the story about the
store owner that called the police because a mob of
twenty five teenagers came in and looted the store, and
they said they couldn't do anything because it was just theft.
Speaker 12 (56:26):
Yeah, you know it's yeah, this is kind of a
friend of mine on discording now, we talked about it
all the time, is it. You know the when the
dem cities report crime is down. Well, yeah, that's because
people stopped reporting it, because people the cops stopped responding
to it. Right, once they stopped responding to rape and murder.
You'd be amazed at how quickly those plumbers those.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
Yeah, those stats really come down don't they when you
just don't care.
Speaker 12 (56:52):
Yeah, I mean when California they made it, I think
they upped it to anything under nine hundred and ninety
nine dollars as a misdemeanor.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
And that's great.
Speaker 12 (57:00):
So yeah, so pretty much anything under a grand and
it's a misdemeanor. You mean you could walk go into
Costco and walk out with a seventy inch for that almost.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
So yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 12 (57:17):
And it's not like single eiem, it's like total so
you can just fill shop. I mean when you see
the video of people just filling shopping bags and rolling out,
they know it's going to be a missmeter. They're gonna
be released on no no cash bond.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
So where's the Yeah, go get some steak and yeah,
holy crazy. So there you have it.
Speaker 1 (57:41):
So apparently, I guess it was yesterday an American Airlines
captain died mid fight.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
Oh yeah, I heard that on my local news.
Speaker 12 (57:51):
Wow, shades of airplane with their guys.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
Yeah, auto was inflated by the stewardess white attendant. Oh stewardess,
I speak jive, dude.
Speaker 12 (58:14):
And that's where I developed my drinking problem.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
There hasn't seen.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
Andrew doesn't watch movies.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
Well, I mean that's he was already eighty years old
by the time they came out with a projection machine.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
So dude, he was eighty years old when they were
still doing rock paintings for a family movie night.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
Oh hey, guys, you know what next time next? Well,
it is that time. But next week we do toxic
in this time slot we do a month after it
has we Next week we'll be yes. Next week we'll
be the second Tuesday. So I need to get my
(59:06):
urs busy finding our guest.
Speaker 1 (59:08):
Second Tuesday, we don't do the show.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
The show. It's okay.
Speaker 12 (59:14):
I know when you're off for a while time just
Tuesday Saturday.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
That happened to you too. My brain is mush, I
don't I don't know how long you were in the
chat room before you signed in, but I was telling
Rick that, you know, these summer days, we worked for tens,
but I didn't have a day that was shorter than twelve,
and I had some that went as long as sixteen.
So yeah, my brain is mush.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yeah, I mean that's my default setting.
Speaker 2 (59:41):
So yeah, I do I feel it. I'm feeling the
hangover from it still, but I had to get back
on here and do this thing and and quit hanging
rick out to cover my ass, because that's a lot
of cover.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
I was wondering now because you like, we're having a
whole conversation there and I only got half of it,
apparently part of his conversation again. All right, do you
why don't you let folks know where they can find you,
because it is about that time, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Yeah, yeah, you can find me on Twitter x whatever
you want to call it. It's TCC underscore groucy and
that is my only social media and that is where
you will find me. And you will find me here
on Wednesday nights in this timeslot, doing either this show
or Toxic Masculinity, depending on what day of the month
(01:00:30):
it is. So if yours don't know, you better call somebody.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
You missed another chance or you should have said, depending
on what time of the month it is.
Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
But that's only applicable to part of the audience. So
all right, guys, I'm going to duck out of here.
Y'all slay and uh I will see everybody next week
for sure. All right, thank this man?
Speaker 11 (01:01:01):
All right, man, I hate just playing nothing work here,
meditating some work I didn't hear but tell the years.
Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
Stop the fun themselves. Too much, too much, He's too
(01:01:49):
us
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com