Episode 291: Pool Party Pooper

This week, I recap Father’s Day and  my son’s birthday bash, featuring a poolside moment that delivered love and heartbreak unravel in record time. I may have even glimpsed the human forms of Moose and Nemo (spoiler: they were both beefy and Italian). Speaking of Nemo, he's finally settling in—aside from the strategically placed "gifts" he’s leaving around the house.

I also recount my non-activity-related injury at Dave & Buster’s, the reinjury at the grocery store and how one poorly prepped coffee nearly sent me to the great beyond—or at least urgent care.

All that, plus the usual dose of unsolicited life lessons and questionable decisions wrapped in dad-grade storytelling.