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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hello, this is the Daily Life of Frank podcast, episode
two hundred and ninety three. Wow, we are working our
way up to episode three hundred, but episode two hundred
and ninety three on. The podcast has been doing this
thing for you know how many years. Let's see eight years, now,
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eight years this podcast. Don't do the math because you're
gonna be like, well, two ninety three eight years doesn't
match up. You know, I need some fucking breaks once
in a while. Okay, all right. The podcast for Dad's husbands,
average guys, and actually just anybody who likes to listen,
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Some friendly advice for those that are maybe trying to
watch their weight or maybe are diabetic like myself, do
not eat too much sugar free candy. It's not good
for you, and you'll have to cancel your plans for
a couple of days potentially, Potentially, it depends how the
outbreak is. You know, I learned it the hard way.
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I'm diabetic. I try to stay away from Mike We'll say,
quote unquote real candy unless my sugar is low. Like
my sugar yesterday I got really low and I had
to have a Hershey borrow, poor me. But if it's
not low, I try to just, you know, stick to
some of that sugar free candy because there's no sugar,
and I try to stay away from a lot of
sugar related items. Right. But I'll tell you, if you
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have more than two of those candies, you're gonna poop.
You are definitely gonna poop. I don't I don't mean
to be, you know, disgusting this early on in the podcast,
but I'm just gonna be honest with you. You're gonna poop.
And you know what, you may have to cancel your
plans for that day, definitely that day, but you may
have to canceling for tomorrow. Why am I telling you
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this because I've learned the hard lesson of sugar free
candy and I want to share that for those that are,
you know, maybe saying, you know what, I'm not gonna
have I have the quote unquote real candy. I'm gonna
cut the sugar out, and you're like, oh my god,
I have five pieces and all of a sudden, it's
like blasty out of your asst, you know what I mean.
So just be careful, be careful out there. That's that's
my friendly advice for the podcast. In the episode that's
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all I have. I'm out of here, bye, No, just kidding,
but no, yeah, be careful with that. I was just
thinking that, and I was like, you know, I better
share that advice. You know, Like I said, this podcast
is supposed to have that relatableness and you know, helping helping,
helping you guys out one episode at a time, even
though if it doesn't match up to you know, eight
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years of podcasting. I actually have like eight hundred episodes
right now. But who cares. Here we are. I don't
know if the cats are on candy. I don't know
if the cats are on cocaine. I don't know if
they're just chaotic. I'll tell you right now. Those two
go at it all the time. Potentially pun intended there,
especially the little one. The little guy. Little guy, he's tiny.
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He's tiny, so he likes to run around the house
and parkore everything. He's into parkore, That's all I could guess,
because he like, he'll jump on one thing, and they'll
jump on the next thing. I'll have one pop in
the end. Look at me, look at me, and then
he'll like bounce off people, like he bounced off my
stomach the other day. He's like, he didn't crash into
the goddamn ceiling. He went high. I mean he he
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he had a lift like when he was running. I
was like, Oh, this, this fucker is gonna fucking parkour
off me, isn't he? And I said, boom off my stomach.
He goes like, ah, all right, I don't know. I
don't know. Let's talk about some good news. Some good news.
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Good news is I got my Facebook account back. Remember
I tell you a couple few weeks ago it was
hack right, didn't expect it. Didn't expect it at all. No,
didn't expect it. No, I did not expect it. I
didn't expect to get the Facebook account back. I was
sitting out on a Sunday with a cup of coffee outside,
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And first off, I want to apologize before I go
any further. My wife she might have jinxed us all
because she said in May. She's like, I know it,
We're gonna have a bad summer. Our summer is going
to be bad. It's going to be bad. It's going
to be bad. It's gonna be cold and rainy, and
it's fucking humid. It's been humid all the fucking time,
and then in the nineties, in the nineties, so she
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jinks us. So no, yeah, maybe she helped us because
you know, no cold summers, but fuck humid. But yeah,
I was sitting out there with a cup of coffee
in the humidity and don't like drinking a hot cup
of coffee when it's humid out. And I was thinking
to myself as I was out there, I'm gonna go
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on Facebook on my new account that I opened up,
and the other one popped up, and they asked me
a series of questions, and mind you, I've answered these
questions before for them, and whatever happened, like they say, no,
it's not right or this and this. So I finally
did it and then it worked, and I'm like I
probably got rehacked. That's what happened. I probably got I
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probably got rehacked. I probably got rehacked. That's what's probably
went down. That's cause I'm you know, I don't know
why why I have this tendency to get hacked and everything.
I don't know what it is. There's not much money
in the bank accounts, so it can't be money. It
can't be a money thing. But yeah, I was on
Instagram the other day. We're sitting on the couch. We
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were about to actually watch some of the Squid Game
season three. I was on my Instagram. My son, he
was sitting next to me. I was flipping through and
all of a sudden, a woman came on my Instagram
account running up a flight of stairs in a bikini.
And before I could like switch quick enough, like or
like throw the phone or whatever, my son goes I
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caught you, and I'm like, oh shit, like my heart stopped.
I don't know, I don't I started stuttering. My you know,
I don't know why that's on my algorithm. I I
don't know. I don't know why that's on my algorithm.
Maybe maybe things I like summertime. I don't know, figure
out what I'm like posting, like like maybe get like, oh,
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he's pictures. He's he's posting pictures of like his squid
game party that he had with his kiddos and his wife.
You know, he does some baseball stuff like give you
that kind of algorithm. I was like, God got almighty.
You know. But that's the boy who likes to fuck
around with me too. Like he goes, I see, you know,
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see your computer at all the ww women wrestlers that
you watch, like, shut the fuck up. Okay, come on, son,
come on. So I don't want to say that to you.
It's mean. Shut the fuck up is mean because he
just learned shut the fuck up. That's his thing. He
learned STFU and he tried to impress because dah, I
do you know what was GFU means? I'm like, I
sure do. And he goes watch and he asked, all accidentally,
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shut the fuck up. So, yeah, you learned that now.
So he uses that all the time. He's been into
the acronyms list of late shut the fuck up or
shut my bitch mouth or whatever the hell it is.
I don't know what he says. I mean, he's gonna
be talking like me. You know, I'm his day, for
God's sakes. But I just mentioned squid Game earlier. Yeah,
I I I did not watch any seasons of Squid Game.
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And then I heard that Squid Game was coming out
in June, and on uh, it was today's twenty nine.
I'm recording around a Sunday, It's twenty seventh on Friday
did it come out? So I like burned through the
first two seasons like like crazy time, crazy style, like
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watching multiple episodes at night, like I wanted to get
to season three because in my head, I thought, well,
that'd be cool if we can do some sort of
watch party with the kiddos who watched it. And yeah,
so I got through it. I love the first two seasons,
super excited for the third season and yeah, I absolutely
loved it. I did. I know some people are on
the fence. Some people liked it, some people didn't. Some people,
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you know, are sad. I know us family members in
the in the Mas House had some hard cries. I'm
not gonna spoil anything, but season three is pretty fucking
intense and sad. It really really is. It is. There's
a lot of tears, a lot of tears and you're
gonna have some confusion along the way that there's a
baby involved somehow, and you're like, what does that mean?
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Just watch And even though they confused me, I'm like, oh,
why is a baby part of this? It makes all
sense in the end. That's all I'll say. That's all
i'll say. And I know it's kind of a little
bit of a spoiler. I said baby, right, So I
apologize if you haven't watched it yet. But yeah, lots
of tears, but a lot of you know, fun too.
And what I mean by that is we played some
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of the squid games we did, like the Honeycomb games,
some of those things that we bought through like Amazon.
So we had a good time, have some snacks and
we binge watched six hours of it to keep me
in the room with the kids for six hours. That
might be and I love my kids to death, but
that might have been like a version of hell. Like
they say, hell is whatever, you know, round and around.
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Then it might have been it sitting in the room
for six hours boom boom boom. Yeah, but no, it
was a it was a great time, uh, in all seriousness,
and yeah, very sad season. You're gonna cry. There are
a lot of episodes you're gonna cry in. Just to
give you the heads up. If you haven't watched it yet, Okay,
you're good. There's gonna be get clean xboxes right next deal,
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right next to you. I had a great time on Friday.
I want to give a big thanks to Caesar's Sports Book.
They hooked me up with a pair of tickets to
a sweet at the White Sox game, and I'm very
very grateful for it. So thank you to your sports
book for that. That was awesome. I had some great time.
I took my dad and it was unbelievable. You know,
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sometimes my dad and I don't get that one on
one and we were able to get that one on
one time and it was great. I loved my dad
to death, and it was one of those things where
we got to bond and have great food. Great food
in the booth. There was like a spread beyond spreads
in the booth, the sweet Beyond the spread you could
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think of like sliders with meatballs and pork sandwiches and
hot dogs, and there was nachos, and there's fruit, and
there was chips and different dips and desserts and everything
else and thank god no sugar free candy because we
know what would have happened. And there's drinks and it
was just an awesome time. So really thank you to
see this sports book. That was awesome. Also, sitting in there,
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it was cool to hear some of the conversations with
some of the fellow gamblers in there about like, you know,
what their bets are, and some people talking about how's
it going and all that it was. It was really
a cool experience. I very very very grateful, and you
know true, truthfully, I want to apologize. I had a
few embarrassing moments. You know, I've never been to a suite,
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so of course you know I was going to stumble
over myself. The first thing I did was I almost
fell out the window at the suite. There was a stare,
and thank god, I wasn't the only one. There's like
the stair in the suite, like it was kind of darker,
so like you didn't see it, and there was a
couple other people who almost fell down those stairs too,
So thank god, I thought, oh my god, here I am.
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But I fell and I pushed against the window which
was closed, and then I opened the window. So if
there was no window closure there, boom, but a whole
in that white sox first floor concrete there. And the
other thing that happened was I was trying to get
around this table of folks sitting there and eating and
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enjoying the game, and excuse me, guys, and I, you know,
decided to go a little bit to the right, and
I didn't know there was a hook to one of
the doors I guess to the other suite, or there
was a clouse, I don't know what it was. And
my pants got stuck on it, but thank god, they
didn't rip or do anything like pull them down. And
my balls were hanging out like that that runner If
you haven't seen that video, it's not safe for work,
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but there's a track winner who ran with everything out.
We'll just say no, I'm not posting that to my soul.
I think I did post it on Twitter? What did I?
I don't know, tod I, I don't know. It shows
a little more edge here, what can we do? But yeah,
I know that. And then the spoon to the guacamole fell.
But that wasn't even my fault. It just fell out
of nowhere, So I tell you, but you can't take
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me anywhere. That's the thing. You can't take me anywhere.
You really can't. You can't. You can't take me any
place anywhere, or that happens. No, it was a great time.
And then just to drive home. The drive home, we
didn't we didn't stay for a flow Rider. We did
not stay it. He was the concert actually for free
after the game. We would have had some great seats,
but you know what, at that point we got out,
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we'd be traffic. I love flow Rider music, but you
know it's it's listen to flow Rider and then spend
three hours in traffic or you know, or get home.
And I was like, you know, let's get home. Let's
get home. So yeah, we both were in agreement with that.
Like like my dad wasn't like, you know, some diehard
flow Rider fan, like I broke his heart because I
didn't want to stay. But I know, you know, we
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both wanted to get out of there, and you know,
it was kind of past our bedtimes. It was already
you know, ten o'clock at that point, so we got
to get home nine thirty at that point. Yeah, I
think so around there it just passed my bedtime. So no,
it was a great time. And then on the way home,
it was even cooler because my dad started, uh, you know,
sharing some of his stories that he had when he
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was younger, and it's just amazing. I was just thinking
to myself and I was like, every story you're telling,
it could be like a podcast episode that would be
incredibly engaging. Uh and it's because it's my podcast mind.
But it was just it was just really really an
awesome time. And yeah, I was very grateful. Thank you
against the sports book, and yeah it was you. You
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combined a moment, not just the sweet but also uh
you know, have my dad and myself you know, head
out and watch the game together. It was really special.
So thank you very much. Speaking a special I got
to wish my wife a happy birthday. I really do.
Her birthday is actually on Thursday, July, third and fourth
of July. For those that do not know, he is
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my favorite holiday. The fourth of July is my favorite holiday.
I absolutely love it. I absolutely love it. I've I've
just I just fell in love with it. I I DJ.
I used to DJ at my parents' house, you know,
when we would have parties and family ow, and I
just I just fell in love with the holiday. It's summertime.
It's beautiful out and I'm so grateful, and that probably
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is the keyword of the day, very grateful that my
wife's birthday falls in the day before, because it's not
just the fourth July celebration. We get to celebrate her too,
and we don't say it enough in our house. And
that's shame on us and the kids. Shame on us
and shame on me, I should say, and the kids,
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and we should say thank you to her, because, like
I said before on this podcast, she is the rock.
She is the glue that keeps everything together. Without her,
we would crumble apart. Without her, we'd be done for.
If we were in squid game and she wasn't part
of our group, we'd be dead. We all be dead.
I know that's morbid, but it's true. She is. She's awesome,
and she is as more beautiful than the first time
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I met her. She is. She glows. Really, I'm not
saying that I'm not like in a doghouse or I'm
trying to get some ba boom. You know, I'm not
dr What the fuck was that ba boom? No, I'm
not I'm not trying to do that. It'd be nice.
If she wants to give that, I don't. Maybe I'll
ask her no, I'm just kidding. Back to being serious. Yeah,
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I love her very much and I hope she has
a great birthday. I won't share her age. I know
we shouldn't be sharing ages. I know, you know, especially women,
they don't like the ages. Share it and I'll respect that.
But yeah, I love her incredibly. And thank you, Kate. Really,
I don't say it enough. We don't say it enough.
Thank you, and thank you for making the fourth of
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July weekend even better, huge celebration all week and long,
and with you as the main focus. In years past
it was fourth of July. But as you deserve, you
should be the superstar. Oh mod Own the Old Mode
Known comedy special is coming soon July twelfth on YouTube
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and TikTok. It's my first comedy special. I've been writing
some jokes. I really, really really hope you enjoy it
when it comes out. I think the jokes are funny.
And I ran in past Kate, which is great because
if I don't run past Kate and they're like, you know,
I you know, if Kate doesn't laugh, you know, she's
very honest, which I love, and she'll be like, this
joke stupid, and then I won't do it. But she's
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laughed at the jokes I've written so far, so thank God.
So hopefully you guys find it as funny as well,
and that's come in July twelfth. More details around that soon.
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You guys, have a great Fourth of July. Happy birthday, Kate,
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