July 23, 2025 • 21 mins
The dawgs (who are cats), have mastered retail treasure hunting or started hoarding gummies like they’re prepping for a Cheech and Chong reunion. Nemo and I kick off every day with our breakfast summit. I also unpack why two tall beers are now a tactical error, how breathing feels like a gym workout thanks to the air quality, and a Home Run Derby finish that smelled like a setup. Oh—and yes, I cover the Coldplay concert, where Andy Bryon, the former CEO from Astronomer, was spotted breaking HR rules with his Chief People Officer.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Daily Life of Frank podcast. Sit back, relax,
and relate to Frank as he goes through his daily
life of being a dad, cat, dad, husband, and average guy.
A new episode drops on Wednesdays at six am Central.
Listen on Spotify, iHeartRadio, Apple, Google Podcast, and also can
(00:20):
be found on your favorite podcast player. Find out more
at the Daily Life Offfrank dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, Welcome to the Daily and Life of Frank podcast.
This is episode episode two hundred and ninety six. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, Episode two ninety six. Welcome on in. They
(01:08):
have a Frank podcast. It's fixing the volume stuff. I
can't hear myself may not be a bad thing if
I can't hear myself, but I think I need to
hear myself. Ha ha.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Welcome. That was a very weird laugh. We're not off
to a good start.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Are we. I promise it will get better, because let's
give it up for the dogs also known as cats.
Because the dogs also known as cats were able to
(01:45):
locate my bracelet that's been missing for a very long time.
And by a very long time, I mean at least
six months. I wore it out, I had it on
me and all of a sudden. What happened was I
looked down, the bracelet was gone. The bracelet was going.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I don't remember where it went. It could have been
in a parking lot somewhere, maybe when I was changing
when I got home.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
All I know is all I know is it went missing.
It went missing, went missing, and it was all like, okay, well,
now I'll take my bracelet off. And then I'm like,
oh no, no, it's not there. It's not there. It's
not there. So in the hallway. In the hallway was
(02:30):
the bracelet. The bracelet was there, and I Am like,
hold on a second, the bracelet is there. Wait a minute,
what in the good gravy is going the fuck on?
How is my bracelet here? I thought that was lost
for good, And then I came to the realization that
it had to be the dogs, the cats, the dogs
I call them the dogs, or my crew, the dogs,
(02:54):
the cats. One of them had to bring it up,
and I don't know if it maybe it dropped and
one of them picked it up or whatever, because that
was like six months ago. So it mysteriously returned and
I'm like, oh my god, hold on a second, what
else have I lost in the past six months that
(03:14):
I can, you know, get the dogs or look for.
What I'm guessing is I probably came home six months ago.
It probably dropped Moose, probably picked it up, and he
probably buried it in his litter box or buried it somewhere.
I smelled it. It didn't smell like any cat poo
so or pee. So I guess we're okay, And let's gross. Sorry,
if you're eating something while you're listening to this, I say,
(03:40):
fucking professional. Okay, it's not professional here. Sometimes sometimes it's
a little disgusting on this podcast. What can I tell you?
It's real life. But yeah, I don't know. I don't
know what the fuck appened, but it's back in my possession,
and it's one of my favorites. It's it's one I
bet my wife gave us when we were I believe,
(04:02):
our one year anniversary of dating, and it says I
love you on and it's really really sweet.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So it means a lot to me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
So if the dogs are the ones that dog dogged
it up, they found it, I'm gonna be like, all right,
I'm gonna give all the dogs the credit in the world,
because yeah, that was great. I know big dog Moose,
Moose the cat, he is very protective or he's very jealous.
I have not figured that out. I know when Nemo
(04:32):
ton of Dog comes over every morning I have breakfast
in my coffee and he's right there, hand in hand
like this this morning. I didn't have breakfast at the
normal time today and he was yelling at me like
I was like.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Whoa, what the fuck? Slow down?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You run away from us. Now you're screaming at me,
calm down. But whenever I have that Moose, it's like
he runs in the room me like knocks Nemo against
the wall.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
And holy shit, what's going on? To calm down?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, So I don't know if he's being protective or
if he's being.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Jealous.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But I offer Moose Animo all the love and they
could have all the breakfast with me if they want.
So I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Well also i'm
not sure if I'm finding how do.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I put it? Fuck it?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't got any You know, my brain's not as
working right now as I would like it to be,
so I don't I can't really skirt away with me.
The dog is taking the gummies. Yes, those gummies. I
think they are. I think they are. This is like
the second time in like three weeks where I found
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a little quarter of the gummy on the carpet. Now
I thought maybe myself. I said, okay, maybe I'm the
one who dropped it. Maybe I took the gummy forgot.
I took the gummy. He went to get another gummy,
and I said, no, I already took the gument. I
threw it on the floor. I don't know. I don't
think that happened though, And I don't think the dogs
are taking them, because the dogs are still like all
over the place, so they're not taking them. Obviously. The
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fucking got out. Those are Those are hidden. Those are hidden.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Those are locked away. Those are locked away.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
About about a gunlocker for that's how locked away they are. No,
I'm only kidding, but like they're locked away. You can't
get to them.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
See it's those doubts they sniff it out.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't know, hopefully, I don't know. Maybe Moose was
a drug sniffing dog in his previous days. Those are
legal dogs. Those are legal. You don't want me to
go crazy, Let's leave them alone. Those are Those are
pricey too. Okay, there's a pricey pricey. Oh my god,
(06:52):
I'll tell you though, I'm getting old. I'm getting old.
I don't I realize it every day. I realize that
every day I'm getting old. And there's two things they
happened this week alone. We went out to Buffalo Wild
Wings yesterday, and I love Buffalo Wild Wings. It's one
of my fair places to eat and go to with
the family. The family loves that. I love it. It's
(07:14):
a whole thing. And what I realized is I can't
drink two tall beers anymore. I don't drink a lot
of alcohol as it is, if any I am very
big on these butter light next, these butterlight next that
I drink that are no carbs. But I had to
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go with what I had in the arsenal. It was
an afternoon. I decided to have a course, one tall
head on our course, two talls, and.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I felt tall. It's like we I feel tall right now.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I feel tall. I'm tall. I feel tall on top
of the world. Here I'm dancing. I don't know what
the hell, and then like two hours.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Crashed.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, so yeah, I may or may not have took
a quarter that I found in the carpet from one
of the dolts left it on the ground.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh my god, I was like, holy shit, like you know,
I don't know. I could have just yeah. I was like,
oh wow, I must be getting old, or you know,
it's just because I don't maybe don't drink a lot
of alcohol that you don't have two of those. You're like, whoa,
what is going on? Or maybe that secret dog quarter gummy.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And that's second thing too, is just I can't breathe
in this fucking air quality.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I can't. I couldn't breathe as it is.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm fat. I know it, all right, I'm fat. But
it was just when they say like poor air quality,
it's just it's bad. It's really, really really bad air quality.
I can't breathe at all in it at all, and
it's hot.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And I'm sweating. I know.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's not too much about being old, now that I
think about that. That's just more a out of shape because
you know, there's some old people that get cold, right,
and I'm not cold. I'm always hot. I'm always hot,
so I uh, yeah, so I think I'm yeah a
combination of out of shape and old.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That's what's happening. I'm out of shape and I am old.
I don't know. I don't know. My God though, it's
weird of God.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, yeah, can't breathe out there, can't handle my liquor
anymore for some reason, I don't know. It's craziness. It's craziness,
just like the All Star Game. That was craziness. That
was craziness. Now, I'm not going to bitch about the
All Star Game too much. I had a full arsenal.
Why is arsenal the fucking magic word of.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
The day today, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I had a whole thing, whole thing to go off
on All Star Baseball because I was fucked out of money.
I felt like I was about to go off, and
then I won one of my biggest winning I've ever done.
It's not a lot. It's not like you know, when
I say that, maybe a professional game is like, oh
you want a million dollars? No, no, no, we're no,
we're even fucking close to that. But what I'll say
(10:16):
is I don't have that much fuel now because I
won one yesterday.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Actually, it's a great day.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Buffalo Wild Wings a couple of bears feeling tipsy, winning
some money. It was a perfect, perfect day, perfect dat
or day. It's a perfect data day. But anyway, I
will talk a little bit about it because the All
Star Game is all fucked up. It's all fucked up.
First off, let's bring back the home run derby, the
old school version of the home run derby. You get
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ten outs, that's all you get, and that's all This
whole fucking swing offs, bonus or bats whatever are fucking crazy.
And it was even more crazy that Cal Rally and
Brent Rooker. Cal beat him by like what it was
it a decimal or something. I didn't even know what
it was. And I'm like, what they're accounting decibels? Now,
what the fuck is that? Even bron Rikerd questioned after
(11:07):
he was done. And then I knew it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I was gonna be fucked. I had Junior Caminia and
when he went to the final round, he was all arrested.
And then all of a sudden, you know, Cal beat
out Brent, and then he Cal went to the next
round and then he won again. And I'm like, oh shit, shit,
fucking shit, because I knew at that point, I was
gonna be screwed.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I was gonna be screwed.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So almost like MLB wanted a certain somebody to get
into that final round of the home run.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Derby and win it all. I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Remember when they were tired, they used to like swing
offs and they didn't go by the fucking decimal.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
And then that kid, that kid robs Junior camaniro of
a home run and the home run derby. If I
would have lost by a one because of that, I
would of I don't know, and I felt I felt
bad a little bit if the kid was laughing at first,
and I'm like, oh shit, he just torched a lot
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of a lot of the gamblers out there.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Oh shit. And I think he was just more embarrassed
that he did it, or world. Fuck.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
If if I was the White Sox, you know we
need some players, I'm like, holy shit, sign them up,
sign them up right now, get him on the team.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Well he's fucking jumping up the like fucking.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Ken Griffy out there, Tory Hunter out there, Oh my god,
And what the fuck happened to Jazz Jesus Christ. I
originally had him to win it. For God's sakes, was
I stupid? Jas just said you had a bad time.
He uh, he had, He didn't have those jazz hands
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with a lot of a lot of swings and misses,
a lot of swings and missus. Oh my god, it's
gotta like me when I play MLB the show online
versus like a twelve year old kid who's awesome at
the game, there's me swinging away and missing, swinging away
and missing. And the final All Star Game, the final
had to be in a fucking swing off at the
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end of that. Oh my god, like a mini Homer
in Derby, which doesn't count towards any like feet or anything.
Like Last year, I was like, I'm not gonna bet
on the All Star Game. I'm not betting on the
All Star Game. It's not happening. I'm not doing it.
I am not doing it at all. I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it, and I'm not doing it. And
(13:30):
then this year I did it and I bet in
the All Star Game in Homer Derby. Again, I'm like, fuck,
why do I always do this to myself Every fucking year,
Every fucking year. I do it every year. I bet
on this bullshit. But anyway, but then again I said,
I won. Very happy. Now very happy. We're not getting
like a you know, a aggravated Frank that has a one.
(13:52):
Let's talk about that CEO former CEO. He resigned from
astronomer at Coldplay. And I know that's all over the internet,
and it's all over everything trending, and people are making
the most funniest memes and the people are making video games.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And paintings and it's just hysterical.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Uh, just because this guy was a fucking scumbag. I
have no patience and people that cheat on their on
their spouse and I don't care.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I don't care. I don't care. If your marriage is
is really, really poor, I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I you you have a choice right, get a divorce, okay,
or go to counseling or something.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
But for you to cheat on your wife, or even
when wives cheats on husbands, it's not right.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
You know, I'm just gonna say this, cheating looks hard
from an outside perspective, and I know I say that
at some of you are probably wait a minute, no,
I am no.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
First off, look at me, look at me I have ADHD.
You think I can fucking focus on two women at one. No,
I can't fucking do it. No, I can't do.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It, Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
And I'm a guilty fucker Okay, No, no, no, I
just can't. And and three the most important reason out
of all these reasons, I love my wife. I really do.
She's my best friend. She's the one who sticks by
me during the roughest of shits, a respector. But this
(15:26):
guy was an arrogant asshole and I cannot laugh. First of all,
I laughed so hard because it was the fucking h
R person, which is which is hysterical. It was not
just the like the the one HR person, it was
also the people officer who knew about it, and it
was at the concert with him. That's fucking crazy. Do
they not watch the sexual harassment videos? There those sexual
(15:51):
harassment training that astronomer, Oh my god, is that like one?
And the first thing I teach you with HR is like,
you know, not to cheat with the CEO of the
company or anybody, God, don't get into any relationship. But yeah,
so when I saw that, I was like, oh my god.
(16:13):
And then his fucking apologies, Oh my god. Either he
is just he tries to make humor out of fucking
stupid moments, or he is just stupid I have I'm
leaning towards the latter because the first thing came out
what they had to erase off the astronomer X page
because it was basically him going in there and he
(16:33):
was making jokes about how he was a cold Play fan,
you know, for not just the first album, but the
second album, and it just went on and on, and
I'm like, what the fuck? And then I thought that
was bad, and then it got worse because then he
goes out and then he writes this memo and his
employees get it, and I believe the I believe the
(16:56):
employees got it. And then all of a sudden it
goes out and they release it and it says in there,
you know, it goes on and he apologizes, which at
that point, stop take the blame, take the fault. You know,
let your you know, I'm guessing there's investor. Lets your board,
let them all know that you're sorry, your employees, you know.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Your wife.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
That's something that you're gonna have to figure out and
you know, in your personal time, and.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Just be a man about it. You fucked up.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
No, Then he goes on and I don't know if
like if their PR person or their HR or they're
not their HR person.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Hubbity hubbedy uh.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I don't know if the PR person or if like
the marketing or whatever. It has to stop him, because
then he went on and he's blamed Coldplay for capturing
that moment and how artists need to respect more of
the privacy. No, you fuckhead, you do know it's at
the first time. Wait a minute, it's that the first
(17:53):
time I use fuck it on this podcast. Wait a minute,
let's do it. We made a two hundred and ninety
six episodes do I'll saying fuck it?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
And we did it today. That's what my songs a lot.
I'm so fired up. I mean, I'm using big word
curses now. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
But it's like that, And then he's like he it's
it's first off. Cameras are all over the place, and
I have seen past Coldplay concerts. Coldplay concerts, they have
their signs everywhere. You know, you may be on camera
and all that you're sitting in a VIP section.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
They scanned over the section and there you are. I just.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I don't what what, Oh my god, I just don't
get it. And then the fucking craziest thing on all
of it was he fucking quoted cold Plays the fix
You song. He fucking what he quoted it in the
end of his memo. No, no, no, no, no, Oh
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my god, oh my god, oh my god. I tell you,
absolutely nuts. It's absolutely nuts, absolutely nuts. I've never it,
never ever, ever, ever witnessed anything or just it trended.
(19:23):
It brought America together. It brought American together, and I'm glad.
I'm glad it came up to my exicout, you know,
because my ax has been acting crazy lately. I mean,
has anybody followed the White House on X Holy shit,
I don't know if that's a parody account or best
a real thing anymore. And it has like the gray
(19:45):
check mark. They had a song yesterday or the other
day and said make it rain with eagles flying out
of everywhere.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
I'm like, what the fuck did they be?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Like, Hey, interns go wild on this video, man, the
White House interns, the social media interns go wild. Do
whatever you want, do whatever the fuck you want to get.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Crazy with it. Holy shit, everything ever, you fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
The world is nuts. But let's be kind. Let's respect everybody.
Let's love each other. That's all we got, that's all
we got. If we have to have more CEOs having
affairs to keep this country rolling.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Let's do it. No, that's not good advice. Was that
all right?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Thank you so much for joining the podcast this week.
More up next week. Don't forget oh My Own the
comedy special It's coming in August, and much more fun
stuff too.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Along the way.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Have a great rest of your week, and I will
see you back here more for the day Life of
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A new episode drops on Wednesdays at six am Central.
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Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, Welcome to the Daily and Life of Frank podcast.
This is episode episode two hundred and ninety six. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, Episode two ninety six. Welcome on in. They
(01:08):
have a Frank podcast. It's fixing the volume stuff. I
can't hear myself may not be a bad thing if
I can't hear myself, but I think I need to
hear myself. Ha ha.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Welcome. That was a very weird laugh. We're not off
to a good start.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Are we. I promise it will get better, because let's
give it up for the dogs also known as cats.
Because the dogs also known as cats were able to
(01:45):
locate my bracelet that's been missing for a very long time.
And by a very long time, I mean at least
six months. I wore it out, I had it on
me and all of a sudden. What happened was I
looked down, the bracelet was gone. The bracelet was going.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I don't remember where it went. It could have been
in a parking lot somewhere, maybe when I was changing
when I got home.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
All I know is all I know is it went missing.
It went missing, went missing, and it was all like, okay, well,
now I'll take my bracelet off. And then I'm like,
oh no, no, it's not there. It's not there. It's
not there. So in the hallway. In the hallway was
(02:30):
the bracelet. The bracelet was there, and I Am like,
hold on a second, the bracelet is there. Wait a minute,
what in the good gravy is going the fuck on?
How is my bracelet here? I thought that was lost
for good, And then I came to the realization that
it had to be the dogs, the cats, the dogs
I call them the dogs, or my crew, the dogs,
(02:54):
the cats. One of them had to bring it up,
and I don't know if it maybe it dropped and
one of them picked it up or whatever, because that
was like six months ago. So it mysteriously returned and
I'm like, oh my god, hold on a second, what
else have I lost in the past six months that
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I can, you know, get the dogs or look for.
What I'm guessing is I probably came home six months ago.
It probably dropped Moose, probably picked it up, and he
probably buried it in his litter box or buried it somewhere.
I smelled it. It didn't smell like any cat poo
so or pee. So I guess we're okay, And let's gross. Sorry,
if you're eating something while you're listening to this, I say,
(03:40):
fucking professional. Okay, it's not professional here. Sometimes sometimes it's
a little disgusting on this podcast. What can I tell you?
It's real life. But yeah, I don't know. I don't
know what the fuck appened, but it's back in my possession,
and it's one of my favorites. It's it's one I
bet my wife gave us when we were I believe,
(04:02):
our one year anniversary of dating, and it says I
love you on and it's really really sweet.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So it means a lot to me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
So if the dogs are the ones that dog dogged
it up, they found it, I'm gonna be like, all right,
I'm gonna give all the dogs the credit in the world,
because yeah, that was great. I know big dog Moose,
Moose the cat, he is very protective or he's very jealous.
I have not figured that out. I know when Nemo
(04:32):
ton of Dog comes over every morning I have breakfast
in my coffee and he's right there, hand in hand
like this this morning. I didn't have breakfast at the
normal time today and he was yelling at me like
I was like.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Whoa, what the fuck? Slow down?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You run away from us. Now you're screaming at me,
calm down. But whenever I have that Moose, it's like
he runs in the room me like knocks Nemo against
the wall.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
And holy shit, what's going on? To calm down?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, So I don't know if he's being protective or
if he's being.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Jealous.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But I offer Moose Animo all the love and they
could have all the breakfast with me if they want.
So I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Well also i'm
not sure if I'm finding how do.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I put it? Fuck it?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't got any You know, my brain's not as
working right now as I would like it to be,
so I don't I can't really skirt away with me.
The dog is taking the gummies. Yes, those gummies. I
think they are. I think they are. This is like
the second time in like three weeks where I found
(05:48):
a little quarter of the gummy on the carpet. Now
I thought maybe myself. I said, okay, maybe I'm the
one who dropped it. Maybe I took the gummy forgot.
I took the gummy. He went to get another gummy,
and I said, no, I already took the gument. I
threw it on the floor. I don't know. I don't
think that happened though, And I don't think the dogs
are taking them, because the dogs are still like all
over the place, so they're not taking them. Obviously. The
(06:11):
fucking got out. Those are Those are hidden. Those are hidden.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Those are locked away. Those are locked away.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
About about a gunlocker for that's how locked away they are. No,
I'm only kidding, but like they're locked away. You can't
get to them.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
See it's those doubts they sniff it out.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't know, hopefully, I don't know. Maybe Moose was
a drug sniffing dog in his previous days. Those are
legal dogs. Those are legal. You don't want me to
go crazy, Let's leave them alone. Those are Those are
pricey too. Okay, there's a pricey pricey. Oh my god,
(06:52):
I'll tell you though, I'm getting old. I'm getting old.
I don't I realize it every day. I realize that
every day I'm getting old. And there's two things they
happened this week alone. We went out to Buffalo Wild
Wings yesterday, and I love Buffalo Wild Wings. It's one
of my fair places to eat and go to with
the family. The family loves that. I love it. It's
(07:14):
a whole thing. And what I realized is I can't
drink two tall beers anymore. I don't drink a lot
of alcohol as it is, if any I am very
big on these butter light next, these butterlight next that
I drink that are no carbs. But I had to
(07:36):
go with what I had in the arsenal. It was
an afternoon. I decided to have a course, one tall
head on our course, two talls, and.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I felt tall. It's like we I feel tall right now.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I feel tall. I'm tall. I feel tall on top
of the world. Here I'm dancing. I don't know what
the hell, and then like two hours.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Crashed.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, so yeah, I may or may not have took
a quarter that I found in the carpet from one
of the dolts left it on the ground.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh my god, I was like, holy shit, like you know,
I don't know. I could have just yeah. I was like,
oh wow, I must be getting old, or you know,
it's just because I don't maybe don't drink a lot
of alcohol that you don't have two of those. You're like, whoa,
what is going on? Or maybe that secret dog quarter gummy.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And that's second thing too, is just I can't breathe
in this fucking air quality.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I can't. I couldn't breathe as it is.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm fat. I know it, all right, I'm fat. But
it was just when they say like poor air quality,
it's just it's bad. It's really, really really bad air quality.
I can't breathe at all in it at all, and
it's hot.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
And I'm sweating. I know.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's not too much about being old, now that I
think about that. That's just more a out of shape because
you know, there's some old people that get cold, right,
and I'm not cold. I'm always hot. I'm always hot,
so I uh, yeah, so I think I'm yeah a
combination of out of shape and old.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
That's what's happening. I'm out of shape and I am old.
I don't know. I don't know. My God though, it's
weird of God.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, yeah, can't breathe out there, can't handle my liquor
anymore for some reason, I don't know. It's craziness. It's craziness,
just like the All Star Game. That was craziness. That
was craziness. Now, I'm not going to bitch about the
All Star Game too much. I had a full arsenal.
Why is arsenal the fucking magic word of.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
The day today, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I had a whole thing, whole thing to go off
on All Star Baseball because I was fucked out of money.
I felt like I was about to go off, and
then I won one of my biggest winning I've ever done.
It's not a lot. It's not like you know, when
I say that, maybe a professional game is like, oh
you want a million dollars? No, no, no, we're no,
we're even fucking close to that. But what I'll say
(10:16):
is I don't have that much fuel now because I
won one yesterday.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Actually, it's a great day.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Buffalo Wild Wings a couple of bears feeling tipsy, winning
some money. It was a perfect, perfect day, perfect dat
or day. It's a perfect data day. But anyway, I
will talk a little bit about it because the All
Star Game is all fucked up. It's all fucked up.
First off, let's bring back the home run derby, the
old school version of the home run derby. You get
(10:45):
ten outs, that's all you get, and that's all This
whole fucking swing offs, bonus or bats whatever are fucking crazy.
And it was even more crazy that Cal Rally and
Brent Rooker. Cal beat him by like what it was
it a decimal or something. I didn't even know what
it was. And I'm like, what they're accounting decibels? Now,
what the fuck is that? Even bron Rikerd questioned after
(11:07):
he was done. And then I knew it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I was gonna be fucked. I had Junior Caminia and
when he went to the final round, he was all arrested.
And then all of a sudden, you know, Cal beat
out Brent, and then he Cal went to the next
round and then he won again. And I'm like, oh shit, shit,
fucking shit, because I knew at that point, I was
gonna be screwed.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I was gonna be screwed.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So almost like MLB wanted a certain somebody to get
into that final round of the home run.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Derby and win it all. I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Remember when they were tired, they used to like swing
offs and they didn't go by the fucking decimal.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
And then that kid, that kid robs Junior camaniro of
a home run and the home run derby. If I
would have lost by a one because of that, I
would of I don't know, and I felt I felt
bad a little bit if the kid was laughing at first,
and I'm like, oh shit, he just torched a lot
(12:08):
of a lot of the gamblers out there.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Oh shit. And I think he was just more embarrassed
that he did it, or world. Fuck.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
If if I was the White Sox, you know we
need some players, I'm like, holy shit, sign them up,
sign them up right now, get him on the team.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Well he's fucking jumping up the like fucking.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Ken Griffy out there, Tory Hunter out there, Oh my god,
And what the fuck happened to Jazz Jesus Christ. I
originally had him to win it. For God's sakes, was
I stupid? Jas just said you had a bad time.
He uh, he had, He didn't have those jazz hands
(12:45):
with a lot of a lot of swings and misses,
a lot of swings and missus. Oh my god, it's
gotta like me when I play MLB the show online
versus like a twelve year old kid who's awesome at
the game, there's me swinging away and missing, swinging away
and missing. And the final All Star Game, the final
had to be in a fucking swing off at the
(13:05):
end of that. Oh my god, like a mini Homer
in Derby, which doesn't count towards any like feet or anything.
Like Last year, I was like, I'm not gonna bet
on the All Star Game. I'm not betting on the
All Star Game. It's not happening. I'm not doing it.
I am not doing it at all. I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it, and I'm not doing it. And
(13:30):
then this year I did it and I bet in
the All Star Game in Homer Derby. Again, I'm like, fuck,
why do I always do this to myself Every fucking year,
Every fucking year. I do it every year. I bet
on this bullshit. But anyway, but then again I said,
I won. Very happy. Now very happy. We're not getting
like a you know, a aggravated Frank that has a one.
(13:52):
Let's talk about that CEO former CEO. He resigned from
astronomer at Coldplay. And I know that's all over the internet,
and it's all over everything trending, and people are making
the most funniest memes and the people are making video games.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And paintings and it's just hysterical.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Uh, just because this guy was a fucking scumbag. I
have no patience and people that cheat on their on
their spouse and I don't care.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I don't care. I don't care. If your marriage is
is really, really poor, I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I you you have a choice right, get a divorce, okay,
or go to counseling or something.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
But for you to cheat on your wife, or even
when wives cheats on husbands, it's not right.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
You know, I'm just gonna say this, cheating looks hard
from an outside perspective, and I know I say that
at some of you are probably wait a minute, no,
I am no.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
First off, look at me, look at me I have ADHD.
You think I can fucking focus on two women at one. No,
I can't fucking do it. No, I can't do.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It, Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
And I'm a guilty fucker Okay, No, no, no, I
just can't. And and three the most important reason out
of all these reasons, I love my wife. I really do.
She's my best friend. She's the one who sticks by
me during the roughest of shits, a respector. But this
(15:26):
guy was an arrogant asshole and I cannot laugh. First of all,
I laughed so hard because it was the fucking h
R person, which is which is hysterical. It was not
just the like the the one HR person, it was
also the people officer who knew about it, and it
was at the concert with him. That's fucking crazy. Do
they not watch the sexual harassment videos? There those sexual
(15:51):
harassment training that astronomer, Oh my god, is that like one?
And the first thing I teach you with HR is like,
you know, not to cheat with the CEO of the
company or anybody, God, don't get into any relationship. But yeah,
so when I saw that, I was like, oh my god.
(16:13):
And then his fucking apologies, Oh my god. Either he
is just he tries to make humor out of fucking
stupid moments, or he is just stupid I have I'm
leaning towards the latter because the first thing came out
what they had to erase off the astronomer X page
because it was basically him going in there and he
(16:33):
was making jokes about how he was a cold Play fan,
you know, for not just the first album, but the
second album, and it just went on and on, and
I'm like, what the fuck? And then I thought that
was bad, and then it got worse because then he
goes out and then he writes this memo and his
employees get it, and I believe the I believe the
(16:56):
employees got it. And then all of a sudden it
goes out and they release it and it says in there,
you know, it goes on and he apologizes, which at
that point, stop take the blame, take the fault. You know,
let your you know, I'm guessing there's investor. Lets your board,
let them all know that you're sorry, your employees, you know.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Your wife.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
That's something that you're gonna have to figure out and
you know, in your personal time, and.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Just be a man about it. You fucked up.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
No, Then he goes on and I don't know if
like if their PR person or their HR or they're
not their HR person.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Hubbity hubbedy uh.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I don't know if the PR person or if like
the marketing or whatever. It has to stop him, because
then he went on and he's blamed Coldplay for capturing
that moment and how artists need to respect more of
the privacy. No, you fuckhead, you do know it's at
the first time. Wait a minute, it's that the first
(17:53):
time I use fuck it on this podcast. Wait a minute,
let's do it. We made a two hundred and ninety
six episodes do I'll saying fuck it?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
And we did it today. That's what my songs a lot.
I'm so fired up. I mean, I'm using big word
curses now. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
But it's like that, And then he's like he it's
it's first off. Cameras are all over the place, and
I have seen past Coldplay concerts. Coldplay concerts, they have
their signs everywhere. You know, you may be on camera
and all that you're sitting in a VIP section.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
They scanned over the section and there you are. I just.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I don't what what, Oh my god, I just don't
get it. And then the fucking craziest thing on all
of it was he fucking quoted cold Plays the fix
You song. He fucking what he quoted it in the
end of his memo. No, no, no, no, no, Oh
(19:03):
my god, oh my god, oh my god. I tell you,
absolutely nuts. It's absolutely nuts, absolutely nuts. I've never it,
never ever, ever, ever witnessed anything or just it trended.
(19:23):
It brought America together. It brought American together, and I'm glad.
I'm glad it came up to my exicout, you know,
because my ax has been acting crazy lately. I mean,
has anybody followed the White House on X Holy shit,
I don't know if that's a parody account or best
a real thing anymore. And it has like the gray
(19:45):
check mark. They had a song yesterday or the other
day and said make it rain with eagles flying out
of everywhere.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
I'm like, what the fuck did they be?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Like, Hey, interns go wild on this video, man, the
White House interns, the social media interns go wild. Do
whatever you want, do whatever the fuck you want to get.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Crazy with it. Holy shit, everything ever, you fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
The world is nuts. But let's be kind. Let's respect everybody.
Let's love each other. That's all we got, that's all
we got. If we have to have more CEOs having
affairs to keep this country rolling.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Let's do it. No, that's not good advice. Was that
all right?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Thank you so much for joining the podcast this week.
More up next week. Don't forget oh My Own the
comedy special It's coming in August, and much more fun
stuff too.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Along the way.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Have a great rest of your week, and I will
see you back here more for the day Life of
Frank By everybody, I'm out bang
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