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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, right away to a hone in house. It's
called It's gonna suck. That's that's what it's called. This
is gonna. It's gonna freaking suck.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
This suck.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh great, we are like literally four blocks away. You know,
I'm scared. I am right now. This is gonna suck.
There's damn clouds in this place. Does anybody understand that
this is gonna suck? Oh, it's gonna suck. God almighty,
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is it gonna suck?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
He it's gonna come up.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, who's idea to have dinner before? This is going
to suck?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Bull moon tonight?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh here it is.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh crap, Like we're like literally the next stop. Oh
my god. So they'm nervous. I'm gonna have a heard,
I'm gonna have a heart thing and die tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh god, it's a next stop.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
You know that la yep, right behind the White Castle.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh my god, I'm frank. This is Kevin, my nephew,
and uh, this is gonna. It's gonna fucking suck. I'm
gonna just say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna swear.
Oh my god, this is gonna suck. I'm so nervous
right now. Oh my god, this is going to suck.
(01:23):
You're telling me you're not nervous at all.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Let's get in there.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, it's getting there. You gotta piss in your pants,
That's what I'm about to do. Oh my god's.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Really gonna suck.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's like all these people are going to everybody's going
to the sick house because they're sick.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Oh my god. Oh this is gonna suck so bad.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
How many times can I say it? Oh my god,
there's a clown. Oh my god, it's gonna suck.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
But there's a guy with fire outside. Oh the strube
lights and shit, Oh my god. What are we doing? Dude?
Oh I don't even know what to park. I don't
want to park in the parking line here.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh my god, look at this ship. Oh my god,
this is gonna suck. Oh my god, I'm gonna have
a heart attack. Oh dude, you're not scared at all.
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
Fire bro.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All right, we'll be We'll be taking some more in
the middle of here, just this hold on, all right?
All right? So we are here at sick House in
Mokina and is uh a. The night is great. It's
gorgeous out tonight, and we're about to go into this
haunted house. I've heard great reviews, and Dane, it's gonna
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tell us a little bit of how this all got started.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
I've been building haunted houses since I was eighteen.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
I walked into a haunted house. I was eleventh hour.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
I've been around in Chicago for ever in a day,
which is now currently the thirteenth Floor in Chicago. Walked
in the back door when I was eighteen and basically
said what is this?
Speaker 6 (03:12):
They said, it's a haunted house. I said, cool, can
I work here?
Speaker 8 (03:15):
They handed me a dro and the rest is pretty
much history, you know. So for about eighteen years, I've
been helping build these places, such places like.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
The Massacre Haunted House.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
I helped, you know, do some of the set design
work for the thirteen floor in Chicago. Last year, I
helped Midnight Terror pretty much build a majority of their
haunt and do all lot of their set design work.
Always kind of took the back seat of watching the
other guy, you know, make his dreams. And I've always
had all these great ideas and to put into a
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haunt that I knew would be effective, And I said
you know what, it's my turn.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
So I did it and I went out and.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
You know, here I am twenty sixteen opening up the
Sick House, and we've.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Had nothing but phenomenal reviews coming out great.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
And that's the thing, it's the great thing is you know.
And I'm sorry I got strected by a chainsaw in
the background. I'm looking over here. I'm looking over my shoulder.
You know, what would you say the scariest rule? No,
it's good. Yeah, sick House. So Dan, I don't know
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if you're gonna get anyway of the secrets. Well, what
would you say is the scariest room in the Haunted House?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
I would say the whole haunt.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
I mean, I got nothing as far as picking out
a favorite. The way I design my Haunted House is
to be one hundred percent actor driven. So there's really
no you know, you know, there's no particular reason to it.
It's scared of living shit out of you from the
beginning to the end.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, well it's already doing that. You're already making the
cause happen.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I'll tell you quick story in so Uh, I was
sixteen and I went to my I went to a
haunted house. I was so scared in the haunted house. Jesus,
look at the guy over here, and they had the
guy broke character and put his hand on my shoulder
and said, dude, it's just a haunted house. You're okay.
I've I'm afraid to admit this, but I've wet myself
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in haunted houses. So I'm I'm expecting full blown scared tonight,
and it's gonna be just just looking at the actors.
I want to say, I've read all the reviews on
the site. Every I read is five out of five,
ten out of ten, and we're looking forward to it.
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Is there is there is there a safe word or no.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Safe word, and it's just hopefully you make it through.
That's that's what we go for.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What you should it's.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
It's they get a little sketchy in there, but you'll
be all right.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Got I keep hearing the chain. So I'm looking over here.
All right, we're gonna get through this, and we're gonna
we're gonna just have a good time. So thank you
very much, buddy. We're looking forward to it.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right, we're walking in this thing. You're going ahead.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Don't get.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
All right, we're walking walking in uh v I paul God.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
You guys back.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh, I'm gonna let them go. Okay, all right, so
we're in here. Oh god, man, I've already wet myself.
Which good is your heart racing?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Right? Ah? Oh God?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Why go with him? I'm gonna get let me all right,
all right, so we're inside the town house. AMENTU to
the average guy, Uh kill me. I have simple rules.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Okay, We're not gonna touch you.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You're not gonna touch us, real simple. Alright, okay, all right,
are you recording? Yeah? So yeah, this is this is
we do a podcast.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
And yeah, got it because we usually have cell phones
that way.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
But since you got it, okay from.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Him the big man. Yeah that's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, that's good, get it? Got it?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Uh huh go die we die? Where? Ah ah?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Ship you?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
No, I'm not gonna uh frank right coming grow and
Kevin Kevin never forget Kevin.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I do forget Kevinvin? So ship.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Ship?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Oh? Why oh do up? Joh bites? Stop baby? Why died?
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (09:48):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Oh okay, old I like to do that.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Oh shut up? No, my god, I think you talk me?
Doesn't Oh oh oh so come up by oh shit,
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oh where yeah? Oh god, oh my god, oh my god,
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my god, uh.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh god god, oh shut up scar.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Oh oh oh fu cosh there you go, care prom
date brom day go oh oh ship? Oh shut oh
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oh no no oh sho oh fucking.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Where oh.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
H oh shut oha hey god? Oh yeah that they
are fuck?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Oh ship?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Want want to take your care to take you over
your day?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You number.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Okay? No, do you want to play with me?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
H yeah, sure, just so when you're sleeping. And I
like to eat that people?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
What are.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Oh? Fuck? That was scary. I wanted me not order.
Speaker 11 (14:02):
Wow someone I like, I like, I do a little
bit I take to tell her. I got a approval,
I got approve from the boss.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, okay, no kas one.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
I know I had more meat, but get the guy
who has less meat said no snack?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Why is it the first.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Na waked? I wanted to come on.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
Excited.
Speaker 12 (15:25):
Oh oh ship in not getting shut shutter, I won't
too well. I take the guy for what you want
to tell me?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I hearing, Oh my god, getting out of here. You
know that right, he's the what he is?
Speaker 9 (15:46):
This is what I want to do.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Sitting that was really watch his sense.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
You don't want to get him in line and before Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Pip oh ship, Oh god, oh my god, no, sorry to.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Take I'm married. Oh no, keV is not married. Ken's
not married. Oh my god, Chur's not married. Ki single,
Oh mother of Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
I hate Christmas at least okay, timing over his shoelace.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Come Mary, give me a toes.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
No, no, we won't get no.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Come on, he's right here. His name's Cannon.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
He's sayingle.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Let me know.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
My run him on, not turn around. You don't put
my cap.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah, with the skinny cap first, I could jump on
his shoulders and oh what?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Oh right there?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
How was it.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
There?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Right?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I'll set it?
Speaker 10 (17:54):
Oh ship, Oh my god, oh my god, the best
hornted house.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I have sweat. I think I've swept through my clothes.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I screamed. I was assisty.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I let the young one go first. Dude, Oh my god,
that was awesome, awesome, I have no voice, awesome, oh
my eye, Oh my god. All right, we got some
people who just went through the haunt house. I cried.
So what do you guys think?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
It was really good?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Pretty scary it was good finish. Does anybody cry inside?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I know I I okay a minute, I cried a
little bit. I guess a little bit. But yeah, So
you guys would come back next year when it comes around.
Definitely one out of ten. What do you guys give it?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Awesome, sounds good. Thank you so much. Thanks guys. That
nice night. All right, So we have some more people
who just came out of the hot house. Chainsaw a
guy who scared me and I ran all the way.
I think I ran to uh Lennox and back.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
So what do you guys think?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Yeah, I have to say that the best, Like a
couple of the there's this one part where you're going
to the right and the guy's like, no, the other way,
the other way. So we start walking all other way
and he's like, oh, not this way, the other way,
the other So you sort of like get like really
freaked out because you're.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Like ship which right.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
Yeah, And I really dig the tunnels, the tight tunnels
where you're like squeezing, oh god, the decorations and everything,
But I also think the darker the scarier because definitely
really don't see what's coming.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, that was the thing, you know, we went through it,
we kind of I mean it was just people coming
out of nowhere, and I mean, so what did you guys?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Give it?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
One out of ten?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Give it like a seven?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, okay, yeah that's good.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Sounds good.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah yeah, So no crying inside or anything.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
No good I did.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's why I'm asking to make myself feel bad. I'd
like to smoking watch, guys, and I hope you guys
come back next year.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yeah, thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
What did you guys think? Scary?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Sary?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
We went to Hell'sgate last night. A lot of cool effects,
very high end, but this.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Was scarier to me because of the darkness and the
people jumping out of you.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah yeah, Would you guys come back next year? Yeaheah yeah.
Anybody cry inside real close, don't worry. I did to
you guys were lucky because I don't want to get
any secrets away. But keep looking. I don't know if
he's had to pop up behind me. There's a guy
who's a chainsaw over there, and he chased me and
I ran across the street. It's a shell gas station
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rom here. So out of scout one to ten, what
would you guys.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Get it for?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Scary? I would say like six.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Seven, okay, yeah for.
Speaker 13 (20:50):
For spooky?
Speaker 6 (20:51):
What is the other one we were now category?
Speaker 13 (20:54):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
It was scary scary.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah, it was scary for me.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, I don't worry. Thank you so much, guys. How
you guys come back right, go off?
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