Ep 080725: Gerrymandering Smoke | The Daily MoJo - The Daily Mojo with Brad Staggs

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This is your Daily Mojo.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
You know, there are so many examples of stupid people.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
In the world.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
You don't really have to look all that far. Hell,
I just found one on x and it just jumped.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Right out of it.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
But there is a uh.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
The shame he hasn't value misspells his first name anyway.
But there was an example of a complete and utter
dumbass in Paris. I know you may be saying to yourself,
way to be at Paris, isn't that full of I
know it's France and all that, but this one happened

(01:17):
to be from from Morocco. The I the country made
famous of course by.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Uh double O seven.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
No Bob Hopeing Bing Crosby Hope and Bing Crosby.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Dammit, what's the name of the of the movie Morocco. Wow,
you really didn't get any culture as a child, did
you did. It's a good thing. You've been saved right
now by the money bell. Thank you, Dark Magneto. Good
morning to the Mojo five zero Morning show team. He

(01:54):
doesn't know what the hell the show is called. Either,
let's kick this pig, Dark Magneto says, thank you for
or the the tip over in the rum just the
tip over in the rumble chat room. Appreciate it. Every
little penny counts because Ron is still fighting his addiction.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
And we'll get to that in a bit.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
But first, this this douche canoe over in France.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Uh he at the Arc de trioph Have you been there?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Have you've been?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You've been? Yeah, you've been to Frank this is a
monument to uh is it World War One? I've never
been there. Remember it's the the Unknown Soldier Memorial within
the Arc de triomph Is World War One.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
So this and here is a picture of.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
The tomb of the Unknown Soldier there in under the
Arc de triomph In in France. So yesterday, some dumb
ass from Morocco decides that he's going to light his
cigarette off of the flame that is burning over the

(03:04):
tomb of the unknown Soldier. So he is seen in
video kneeling down, you know, do it like you, which
is crazy if you'll light your cigarette off a stove.
But he leans down and lights his cigarette using the
flame from the tomb of the unknown soldier killed in
World War One but got a ladder. It's just it's

(03:26):
like a kay wow, It just if forty seven year
old guy should know better. Footage of the incident showed
the man kneeling behind you beside the memorial rather appears
to be off limits to visitors. I would think he
has seen leaning over the flame emitting from the memorial
to light his cigarette before immediately leaving as stunned tourists watch.

(03:48):
The man reportedly has legal status in France and was
known to police. Do you think he is a little whack?
I mean you have to be a little whack to
either that, or you have to be a you tube
content creator just trying to make a name for yourself.
But uh, this guy uh has had reportedly has had
his residency stripped from France. According to Interior Minister Bruno

(04:15):
taliu retaliute, let's just call him minister Bruno.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Does it.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Again? Are you trying to just make it? Are you
trying to just prove that you're a douche canoe by
doing this?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Or is it?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Or was he just completely clueless? Hey, I really, I'm
jones for a smoke and look there's a there's a flame. Uh,
the Interior minister says. The man who desecrated the tomb
of the Unknown Soldier by lighting a cigarette with the
memorial flame was arrested in Peli for violating a burial site, tomb,
earn or monument erected in the memory of the dead.
He was taken into custody and admitted the fact. So

(04:55):
he got once. Yeah, I did it.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
On film on camera somewhere. Isn't he right doing it? Well? Okay,
what year is it? Yeah? Exactly? I mean was his
eyebrow savage?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Do we count his did we count his fingers? The
Unknown sol and I did not know this about the
Arcta triump So we all learned something today. Although you
may have already known that the Unknown Soldier War memorial
contains a flame in the tomb of the soldier killed
in World War One, and again the footage shows the
dude kneeling down. So again, if you are trying to

(05:35):
let the entire planet know that you are a douche canoe,
this is the best way or one of the best
ways I can think of to do that. Yesterday, also,
the big story that was that took place here in
this country at Fort Stewart in Georgia. Yeah, we had

(05:59):
an active duty earned me sergeant who was taken into custody.
Custody he on suspicion of opening fire at his workplace.
I'll show you the difference here. Let's go to CNN's
CNN's website was to see how whatever I agree to
legal terms, historic blah blah blah. Kind of kind of

(06:22):
a big story, right, I mean again, if he had.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Do you see.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Nothing really nothing really stands out well here at Fort
Stewart's shooting. So we've got this there.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
You go to Fox obviously at the other end of
the political spectrum, and I don't if they still have
it up. Ah, Yeah, there it is right there. Gee.
I wonder why CNN did not put you know, the
picture right there front and center.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Because it's a black dude.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Huh. Weird dude obviously has some issues. He has a problem.
He's identified as Sergeant Cornelius Semon Trio Radford. He is
twenty eight years old. He was subdued by nearby soldiers
as he began shooting with a personal handgun. So it
wasn't it. It wasn't a gun that we bought for him,

(07:19):
and they're trying to figure out how he got it
on base, So I guess it's it is not which
again is another one of those rules. Soldiers not allowed
to have their own weapons on base. Not I don't know.
Can you are their exceptions? Can you file a form?
And you know?

Speaker 4 (07:38):
I don't, I don't, I don't know, I don't I remember, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I only either. I mean, I just you know more
than I would, But I just it's it. I guess
it's one of those rules where if you if you said,
all right, you know you can bring you can have
any gun you want. After all, your military we give
you guns. But that opens the door to you know,
I guess, people bringing their entire arsenal in there with them,
so you have to draw the long somewhere. But he

(08:02):
was subdued by soldiers after he began shooting with a
personal handgun, he struck coworkers. According to Brigadier General John Lewis,
the commanding general of the third Infantry Division, all five
soldiers are in stable condition and Radford's motive is unknown.
He was arrested for DUI back in May. That's where

(08:23):
the I believe that's his mug shot from that and
according to CNN, the shooting is among at least two
hundred and sixty two mass shootings in the United States
so far this year. According to Gun Violence Archive, comes
within days of shootings at a midtown Manhattan skyscraper and
a neighborhood bar in rural Montana. Dude in Montana was

(08:46):
he was a honky, right? I think he was the
Let's see, generally, if you have a hard time finding
a picture of them, they are not white. Uh. If
they are white, ere will their picture will be plastered
all over h What what was the dude's name in

(09:11):
in Montana? Smelter? No, you brung her, you smelter.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Let's see that was.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Brown brown somebody brown. Nope, not not brown either. Well,
he must not be white, Michael Paul Brown. And he
was okay brown? So and he is whithite.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
He looks like a goober with a mustache. Pornstash.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well, here's a dumb ass obviously, but uh yeah, I
can't find a strange I can't find a picture of him.
But yeah, they will keep you updated this this story
will likely go away barely quickly because again he is
the he's the shooter color and he's the wrong color.
And even though they were first reporting fatalities, none of

(09:58):
them have died yet. Yeah, so hopefully the victims that
shooting will have a speedy recovery. Will let you know
if anything new comes in on that. Also, I didn't
know you could do this? What can you just join Ice?

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Actually, according to their posts on Facebook and Instagram and TikTok,
you can, and you do not have to have a
college degree. They are paying fifty thousand dollars signing bonuses.
They're paying up to sixty thousand dollars student loan repayments. Wow,
and they're offering three separate jobs. I don't remember what

(10:42):
they are off the top of my head, but yeah,
And they said in the in the listing that there
is no cap on the age, although in one at
least one of the ones I looked at there as
a thirty seven year old cap but.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Huh, well, Dean Kaine reportedly has joined the US Immigration
and Customs Enforcement that would be ICE to support recruitment efforts. He's, uh, really,
So I mean you just go to the ICE website
and you sign up?

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, I mean you have they have to hire you, obviously,
you can't just do they send you a badge? Oh,
I'm sure. Yeah, you got a gun. I'm sure gun
and a badge. A video posted to social media, Kane said,
I am a sworn law enforcement officer as well as
being a filmmaker, and I felt it was important to
join with our first responders to help secure the safety

(11:34):
of all Americans, not just talk about it. So I
joined up.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
So there are already there are five now that it
says it's called return to mission. You can become a
deportation officer, a criminal investigator, a general attorney. Oh it's
just those three.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, so we could be general attorneys.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Well, I think I have to have any prior.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Training and being in turn, Really, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
I anportation officer or a criminal investigator do not require
a college education.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I've watched a couple of episodes of Matt Locke. Does
that qualify me? I've seen Law and Order Bung Bung. Yeah,
there's a lot of lawyering going on in that usually,
so I we're probably qualified. I've talked to the I've
talked to the zoom Cat lawyer. There you go see

(12:29):
the reason, the reason for the thumbnail on this morning's
program right there. The United States needs you the job.
How much are they paying?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
It's a fifty thousand dollars signing bonus. Wow, and up
to sixty thousand dollars repayment.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
And all you got to do is I walk in
and yell ice. Pretty much the job gets done for you. Yeah,
they all could they you yell ice? The ones that
run go after them.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Now you have to be able to carry a firearm?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Of course, well they're not the heavy How hard can
it be to carry one?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
It says mails born after twelve thirty one fifty nine
must certify registration with Selective Service. I don't know what
that means.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
There's a lot of big words, but born before or
after after after okay? Must? Uh? So you have to
have proven that you because I think you were at
one point required to register for selective service.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, back would be the draft.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I'm sure right and uh uh all right, So fifty
thous that's a that's a HEALICE, little.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Hell of a signing bonus, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
If we're not here tomorrow, you know where we went.
You'll find us at the local ICE office. Fifty thousand
dollars signing bonus, student loan repayment, enhanced retirement, but enhanced.
This may be our ticket to retirement. Ron Maybe this
maybe the way we do it. Our retirement plan just

(14:01):
presented itself in the form of a position with ICE.
If you want to help save America, ICE is arresting
the worst of the worst and removing them from america streets.
Of course you do. You will have to put up
with the hate, yes, And if your liberal friends will
instantly hate you, yeah, I mean it's their way of
showing you love. It's their way of showing you compassion.

(14:22):
It's their way of letting you know that they have
valued your friendship for years. Yeah, by by telling you
you're a scumbag, no good, ne'er do well.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
But hashtag in Kane was a police officer or is,
So that's kind of a that's.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
News to me. Too when he's really am a cop.
I mean, as Superman, you're kind of the ultimate cop.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
But I guess so, Yeah, it's been a while. He's
been a cup for.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
A while and not just like an honorary cop.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, he's lost in his law enforcement, wasn't there's somebody
else big that was a long forcement officer. What's Shack?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Maybe Seagull? No, No, not Steven Sagal.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Oh, I'm sure. Well, I don't know. Steven Sagal says
he's a lot of things he's not, but there it is.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Wow, Well you get the why they hate for Steven Sagall.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Dean Kane joined the St.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Anthony Police Department in Idaho as a reserve officer June nineteenth,
twenty eighteen. He was sworn in June nineteenth, twenty eighteen,
and we'll be working with the departments all about kids initiative.
Oh good for him. I did not see. I learned
something today, which Shack is the hash reserve officer.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Also, that's why Las down the street and Miami Beach
Police the port Police. Yeah, and the Miami Beach Police.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Department keeping keeping America's port safe. Huh, Dark Magneto says
Ciagall is a blimp pulled a brill. Yeah he did
he Uh Cigal does not. Yeah, it's a bit of
a problem. Uh Marine in the woods. One things to
see Steven Sagall is is fat. Yeah, that's that's true.

(16:12):
Uh pecan pie eighty two. I qualify, so you must
be less than sixty six years old. They have to
be less fifteen? Is that the fifty nine? You have
to be less than sixty six? I mean there's some
people over sixty six who.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
No, I don't know that that you have to be
less than sixty six because it just says you had
to register for selective service. Uh huh, but a beaver
says at at eighteen anyway, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Now we know why Brad is getting into better shape
and running. Yeah, fifty thousand dollars signing bonus.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
And you know how much the pay is? One hundred
and fifty to one hundred and seventy one thousand a year.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh, I can take the hate.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Now, how permanent a job is it? I would assume
it's as permanent as any thing. They say you can
grow and continue to go up in career. I think you,
I think you hire in it like a GS twelve
or something.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh nice? Yeah, well, uh and if you if you
do end up with a job like that, you're gonna
need some pain relief because all that running and stuff
is going to make you sore. Yep, this one's for you.
What's his what's Dingle? And that's his name over there
on the ax who was tired of hearing us talk
about So.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
You know where that came from? Did you read the
whole thread?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Uh? Yeah, but what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (17:33):
So somebody posted late last night, let's see if I
could find that. Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh, talk to me.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Yeah, somebody posted last night. I'm searching for a conservative
podcast I can listen to on my commute each morning.
So I added us to it, to the list. And
I mean we.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Were there with some greats on the list that people
have been funneling with. Several people outed us, and.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
So he says it wasn't him that said that. It
was another listener or another person who obviously had gone
out and watched part of our show. He's about the CBD. Yeah,
if you're hearing about it. If you guys, don't get
off the stupid shit, we don't care.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
I know, I don't have to read his tweet. But
I'm just saying here.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
For the listeners, okay, never mind, Oh go ahead.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I just didn't want to give him too much publicity.
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Yeah, he says. If you guys don't get off the
stupid shit we don't care about, none of us will
listen anymore. I didn't know he was a listener to
begin with. I can take the cats, but get off
the ten minutes for the CB.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
That's and that the people that see that's not.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
His real name, number one, Bradley straight.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
And he's somebody. And we see somebody we know that
we don't like. And you have any followers again disguising
of like ten four, Well, but he's somebody. That's what
you do in social media. You just you change your
name to something else, and uh, you know, you hide
behind a fake name. Yeah, it's okay. If you're a pussy,

(19:04):
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(19:24):
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(20:07):
was mad because he ignored me the rest of the day.
He ignored me.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
And then because you get cats out of the office,
I didn't. You can get shoot out.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
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Speaker 2 (21:00):
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Speaker 1 (21:19):
This is your daily Mojoe, not my dog, says that
listener is clearly unaware of how it works here, clearly
Florida man in Alabama. That means he only watched a
Wednesday's show. Yeah, if you did that, Jody Won Tony

(21:39):
one Bard, you made him sit on the desk like
a trophy or something. No wonder he's mad. I didn't
make him sit on the desk, And to me too,
makes me sit on the desk like a trophy naked.
There's a well it cats naked too, which reminds me
of Rick Springfield.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
But that's all right then, he shows.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
You do that every day. Stop throwing softballs, sorry, buddy,
stop tossing them.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Just Dean King.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Dean Kane keeps getting more of my respect as time
goes on. Real Pope Freebee the thirty eight.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yeah, he's to be definitely a Republican Dean Kane. He
can't handle.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Oh yeah, okay, what is up with Corey Mills?

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Is that who that is?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:29):
You don't know, Courty, I didn't know. I've heard the
name before.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yea, what is going on with him.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
There the uh story over at the Blaze.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Steve Baker has been and we had Steve on the
on the program not too long ago. But there's I'm
just the whole the whole thing between the FBI agent
possibly trying to find out if people were trying to
dig up dirt on Corey Mills. Then the wedding thing,
you know, married in the mosque, But then is he

(23:04):
is he married because he was hitting on you know,
some may or may not have been hitting on it
certainly sounded like he was hitting on Jill Savage in
the helicopter. And now and now he has allegedly been
contacting Miss.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
United States ex girlfriend repeatedly. I was surprised too, and
threatening her from what I understand.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, must be the BDE. That's all
I can figure. He allegedly contacted her after he learned
that she had gone to the media and the police
about his troubling behavior following their breakup earlier. So he
was boffin. Yeah, Miss United States R E. S p

(23:53):
E C. T. The Tuesday, Lindsay Langston, the reigning Miss
the United States, accused Mills of threating to physically harm
her future romantic partners and even to share sexually explicit
material of her with them after she broke up with
him in February. So he's got the naked photos of
her on his phone, which is why I always take

(24:18):
the naked pictures with your own phone.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
If you have those kind of pictures of that on
your phone.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Did you just objectify her? Wow by calling here a
vat would you? Wow? Why do you hate miss United
States so badly? He's a nice person.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
As long as she wasn't a dude, because you know,
I can never tell when you show me photos. Sometimes
you got me.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Look judgment free zone for the most part. So she ended.
They had a three year relationship with him. They were
living together in New Smyrna, Florida, according to the Blaze story,
and and she she be bopped on out of there
after discovering that he Mills, who is still believed to

(25:13):
be married to his wife Rana Alsati, had yet another girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Well he's a player.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Has he taken a lot of vitamin e? I would
hope so, because and what does vitamin e do for
you anyway? I mean, remember the Rod Stewart song Hot Legs,
Hot Legs? I remember the song, but I don't remember
the line in There Gone and gotta need a shot
of Vitamin E by the time you're finished with me,
I'm talking to you hot legs. You're wearing me out.

(25:48):
I've always wondered, do you take Vitamin E? Huh weird anyway?

Speaker 9 (25:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Sarah Raviani was the other girlfriend he was living at
the at his house apartment in DC. In an attempt
to learn Mill's side of the story, Blaze News and
other media outlets, including dropsites Roger Sullenberger, reached out to
him and his.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Staff tee.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
They said staff, for a comment about Langston's bomb cell
actions accusations. The request for comments seemingly sent Mills and
his team into a tail spin. Langston told Blaze News
that even though she had previously blocked Mill's phone number
and social media accounts, is he a psycho bitch?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
He probably is.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I'm just saying, I mean, coming from a psycho bitch,
I can.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
He probably is. The dude's got two girlfriends, a wife,
probably some kids.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Glutton for punishment, that's obvious. He managed to circumvent the
block by using the new girlfriend's phone to call her. Yep,
she didn't recognize the new girlfriend's phone numbers, so she answered,
there's the phone as this say is. She hung up
quickly after recognizing his voice. She then began. Langston began

(27:05):
to receive text messages from Robbiani's number the girlfriend. These
communications used emotional blackmail, begging Langston not to expose Mills
because such public exposure might harm Mills's son. One message
received said only you can stop this forest fires was
not from Smokey the Bear. Thank you. I understand your

(27:29):
mom is going through a lot of mental health issues.
That's what he said to her, according to the story.
She Raviani did not respond to a request for comment
from Blaze News. Catherine Treadwell, who is mills chief of staff,
also sent messages to Langston attempting to and I've never
heard this term before, but I like it, attempting to

(27:50):
concern Monger before threatening Langston with litigation. A screenshot obtained
by Blaze News shows Hey, what's going on? Everything okay? Said?
The first Treadwell message, time stamped at five fifty five
Eastern time on Tuesday. This reporter reached out with with

(28:10):
a lot of accusations, can you fill me in? I
don't want to be caught off guard because his son
reads everything. The second message said, then the third one
came in and said, I care about you and I
don't want you to get into any trouble in any way.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Florida is a two person consent state, which means that
any texts shared with a third party, including a reporter,
without consent from both parties. Really, so if you that right,
if you get a if you get a text from
somebody and you're in Florida and.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
You share it, that's illegal.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
If you.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
If you don't get consent from both parties, that's like
a red that's like telephone recordings. I think Texas is
a Texas is not a dual consent.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
But is that like telephone record I mean, if somebody
sends you a message, you can't show somebody, Hey, look
what they sent me.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Well, you can't share it with a reporter, apparently, what.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
If you share it? What if I shared it with
you and you shared it with a reporter.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Oh that's a good point. I mean that is the
screenshot that was reviewed by Blaze. Huh. I said that
literally is two person consent, then it might not be
the person who sent the text.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh right, right right, yeah, yeah, idea, yeah, I got
two people. I consented, he consented.

Speaker 10 (29:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
The screenshot reviewed by uh Blaizews showed no response from Langston.
Anthony Sabatini, an attorney who represented her briefly and who
ran against Mills in the twenty twenty two Republican congressional primary,
confirmed she never replied to those messages. Apparently, even Blaze
News received similarly threatening messages from another Mills team member.

(30:02):
In response to a request, I'm not going to make
it any say, because he was the guy with Glenn
when they were in North Carolina during the flooding situation,
and that's going to be awkward, isn't it. In response
to a request for comment about a separate story involving
private messages, Jillian Anderson not that one. This one is,

(30:25):
mills communications director told Blaize News in an email on
July twentieth. As a resident of Florida, Congressman Mills has
not consented to any third party using or disclosing his
private text messages. Methink thou dost protest too much. I
added that any unauthorized use of these communications would be

(30:47):
in direct violation of state law. May expose the user
to both criminal penalties up to five years in prison
and a five thousand dollars fine and civil liability, including
liquidated damages of at least out What are liquid data damages?

Speaker 4 (31:03):
You have to sell your shit? I mean, I guess
that's what that means.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Right, I mean, why do they if why would they
care whether or not you sold your stuff to pay
the one thousand dollars per violation.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
It is a predetermined amount of money that parties to
a contract degree will be paid if one party breaches
the agreement.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
So okay.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Therefore, use or publication of his text messages without his
express permission would be unlawful. We request that you were
framed from using them unless proper informed consent is obtained
from him.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Well, things getting ugly in the Corey Mills front.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
On the bright.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Side, he's got apparently naked pictures of Miss United States
on his phone.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Huh, who the thunk? Wonder what she looks like with
no makeup?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Got nice features, probably pretty decent.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Probably.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I thought you were going to say without clothes on,
I mean, because.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Well that was an obvious question, but no, I asked
the question.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Uh, let's see. Are there any images of her without makeup?
She's pretty? Yeah, actually there are. Well, well I'm not sure.
I don't know if that's her without makeup or not,
but she's pretty woman. Dark Magneto says, I chat with

(32:39):
Dean all the time on X very nice guy.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
We need to get him on the show. See ask
him if he's interested in coming on the show. We'll
talk to him about Ice. It'll be nice to him.
I like Dean Kane.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yet little man crush. I do actually not wrong with that.
He's a good cuddler from a here. It's not my dog.
Is Corey suffering from ied injury in the past like
an NFL player? Possibly that would That's actually pretty good.
The concussion stuff, that's a that's a good defense. I'm

(33:16):
not responsible for my actions. Uh, I was hitting the head.
But then there were the stolen valor accusations too in
the In Steve Baker's story, he said, it's just such
a weird all around. Never meet your heroes. Florida Man
in Alabama, Douche Canoe started this whole thing by creeping
out Jill Savage, who married while married with two side pieces.

(33:40):
That's that's Psyche confected dude is on the on the
plane or on the helicopter talking about how he is
I have to go back to an empty condo by myself.
It's so Roanary. I'm roan Rey. It's like, really, that's
the best you've got. Instantly both Ron I, Oh, he

(34:04):
is totally hit. He's totally hitting on her.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Real Pope.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Previous the thirty eight Tower and the Daily Mojo chat
room says, due to the sick and twisted nature of
people in this group, I am not leaving right.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
And another great human woman.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
They remember stuff that hasn't even happened yet that's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
It's like, what do you call it? Minority report? Is
that what is? Yeah? Yes, since it's gonna happen, they
get pissed about it, and you're gonna hear about it.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah you are. You're gonna pay for it regardless of
what happens. Well, well, we'll stay on We'll stay on
top of the Corey Mills thing, like Corey Mills is
staying on top of everything else and there There is
no word on whether or not the rogue good Democrats

(35:03):
from Texas have.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Been arrested yet. Let's see captured.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
There have been some sightings in is it Connecticut? I
think I want to say they were in Connecticut. Of
there's something on the news this morning and it showed
them all. Some convention was that, I want to say
it was Connecticut. But and the whole reason that they're

(35:31):
gone is because they've run out of the state of
Texas is because of the whole jerrymandering issue. So I thought,
number one, we would get a little lesson on jerrymandering
from Kevin the Intern, who will now give us the

(35:52):
definition as we look at some gerrymandered states districts here
in Texas. Right there, there's a good one, and Kevin
take it away.

Speaker 11 (36:01):
Hey, it's Kevin the Intern with your etymology lesson for today.
The term jerrymandering comes from a combination of the name
Elbridge Gary and salamander. In eighteen twelve, Elbridge Gary, the
governor of Massachusetts, signed a bill that redrow electoral district
lines in a way that favored his political party. One
of the redrawn districts looked like a salamander, and critics

(36:22):
combined Gary's name with salamander to mock the oddly shaped district.
The term stuck and now refers to the practice of
manipulating electoral district boundaries to favor one part of your group.
I'm Kevin the Intern and thanks to me, now you
know more.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
So there you go. Is it gary mandering or jerrymandering?
Apparently it is. It should be gary mandering, according to
I heard Reagan say that. Yep, Reagan, way back way
back in the day. This is a piece that was

(36:56):
done seven years ago. It's on the Wall Street Old website.
First time I'm hearing of this.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
But again, we here at the Daily Mojo pride ourselves
on telling you things you didn't know, and that we
didn't know either.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Jerrymandering is a real problem.

Speaker 12 (37:12):
The Supreme Court announcing they will take up a major
case on political jerrymandering.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
It is time to say asta leavesta the jerrymandering.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
As the Supreme Court debates political redistricting. There's a different
argument brewing outside the High Court that we're all pronouncing
jerrymander wrong.

Speaker 13 (37:32):
She said he should know that his district was the
first to be gary mander. I said, uh, Jerry, No,
gary mandered is how it should be pronounced.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
It was a term called gary mandering. Some people say Jerry,
but it was Gary g r r y.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
My real name is Gary Gary. Yeah. Gary.

Speaker 7 (37:57):
The term originated in an eighteen twelve Boston Gazette cartoon
making fun of Massachusetts Governor Elbridge Gary. The cartoon criticized
him for drawing a district map favorable to his party.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Okay, so it is Gary is Gary?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
It should be Gary in somewhere we played a game
of telephone, yeah, through the ages, and it has somehow
come out to be jerrymandering. And again that is the Uh.
This is the thirty fifth congressional district in Texas. It's
a Republican district from what I understand. It's now I

(38:34):
want to say Jerry manderin, but I'm going to say
I'm going to try to pronounce it the proper way.
Gary mandered district by the Republicans. So does this happen?
Of course it does. Do Is it exclusive to Republicans?

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Nope? Democrats do it too. And if you do, and.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
We did, we we did a great deal of We
did a deep dive, I mean and dove down deep,
which is why they call it a deep dive. But
who would you say, have more Gary manden. Let's see,
it's tough to say.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I know, because we've said gerry mandering for so many years.
Don't say it.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
You just said it wrong.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
I know you said it's tough to say because we
said the wrong word so many years. Right, So, Gary
states or Gary counties.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
That sounds weird when you say it that way.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
It does say.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
That sounds really weird, according to the deep Dive staff.
And who doesn't enjoy a good deep dive by a staff?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Am?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
I right?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
That's yes?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
The I don't know what that bell is. Again, if
you're looking for this one, I got you. But that
bell that's some cheap dime store imitation. Uh the uh,
but it's a According to our deep Dive staff, the

(40:06):
Republicans have more Gary Mander districts in the United States, interesting,
which I don't know by how many quantitative edges in
biased maps extra seats redistrict can control? The assessment draws
neutral sources, emphasizing empirical metrics over partisan narratives. Again, our

(40:29):
committee here at the Daily Mojo, who is very distinguished,
well edumicated, scoured at least nineteen twenty sources to come
up with the answer here.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
So it doesn't surprise me. I mean, look at this,
Look at this district. This district goes from the middle
of San Antonio up Interstate thirty five through Auston. What
kind of jacked up shit is.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
That it favors us the good?

Speaker 4 (41:01):
That doesn't. That's a that's a Democrat.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
That is a Republican. That's a Republican district thirty fifth.
Suddenly you look at the dead differently.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
No, absolutely not, because that's some stupid ship right there.
How do you draw a dish you want to you
want the Democrats to have it?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
You want to have the Democrats have that instead.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I'm surprised they don't already.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
So no, so is it's stupid. So if it's stupid,
we should get rid of it. You want to get
rid of the Republican.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
I I want all the districts to be reasonable districts,
whether they're Republican or Democrat.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
You can't say reasonable and Democrat in the same sentence,
can you. I did, so you believe the Democrats are reasonable? No,
that's not what I said. Well you just said you
said that is not what I said. Stop putting words
in my mouth. I said, I believe I did. Yes,
you did. I said, I want the districts to be reasonable,

(42:06):
so that you oh my god, you find that one
to be und but you find that one to be unreasonable. Yeah,
so we should give that to the Democrats. No, that's
not what I said. But if it's not reasonable, we
shouldn't we get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Keep trying. You're not going to trying to understand what
You're not going to do it. That's not what I said.
I didn't say give that to the Democrats. I said,
redistrict with reasonable districts.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
What if it goes to the Democrats? Some of it will?
So you're okay with giving those to the Democrats?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
The Phil Bell here, Phil Bell's here, right, I'm just
trying to understand it. Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I don't even have to say anything because they'll let
you know online.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Dude, I'm I'm not saying that. Remember I'm the good cop.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Okay, all right, all right, let's see what they say.
All right, let's go.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You sure you want Phil Bell in here now?

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I mean we can talk about Phil Bell.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Sign.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Are you sure I'm positive? Because I'm putting words in
my mouth. I mean, it's okay that you like Democrats.
It's okay that you like the Democrat Party. It's all right.
You know what, this is a safe space. I understand
that you can't get into the anti masturbation subreddit anymore.
And you're upset. Oh, we haven't talked about that yet,

(43:29):
have No, we have not. We'll get to that. Well,
we can continue talking about the Democrats and jerrymandry.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
I'd rather talk about anti masturbation subreddit.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Okay, we'll do that coming after Uncle Phil and Big Mike.

Speaker 12 (43:47):
This is Phil Bell on the Daily Mojo.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
With you Business.

Speaker 12 (43:50):
You know, I love listening to the Democrat Party lot,
I mean talk because they say just some of the
most ridiculous things. They walk around and complain that tax
cuts are for millionaires and billionaires and that they're for
people like you and me. But you know the reality,
the Democrat Party, they're one of the most hypocritical and
corrupt organizations, not just in the United States but in

(44:13):
the history of Earth. And one great example of this
comes to us from the state of Colorado.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
You see, for many years.

Speaker 12 (44:20):
Colorado harmonized its income taxation with federal taxation, so that
meant if something was generally untaxed at the federal level,
it would also be untaxed in Colorado and so on. However,
while the Big Beautiful Bill was under consideration earlier this year,
the Democrats, who have been running that state into the
ground for years now, saw that one provision was the

(44:43):
partial exemption of taxation on overtime wages. And they said, hey,
wait a minute, we can't let those people who are
working in warehouses or delivering Amazon packages or working at
retail stores be able to keep more of their own money.
Oh no, they pass legislation to break with their state's
tradition and make sure that every dollar of overtime pay

(45:07):
that you aren't in Colorado, despite being partially now tax
exempt at the federal level, will be fully taxable in
that state. They said, your money is ours, and we
don't care. And it's time to call out the Democrat
Party for their hypocrisy, because you know what, I'm sick
of seeing them run around and demonize millionaires and billionaires

(45:31):
and Republicans and otherwise and claim to be fighting for
the workingman, when in reality, what they're doing is they're
putting their boot on the neck of the workingman and
trying to make sure that you can never accomplish your dreams.
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You turn the dial and let it play.

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They'll chase your blues.

Speaker 14 (46:53):
Right away, from beetles beats to disco sheine and everything
in between.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Yes, all of the in between.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
That's right, spinning spinning tunes.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
But as the morning shot.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Is that Kelly Clarkson because it sounds like Kelly Clarkson.
I'm pretty sure it's Kelly klark. The image of about
to be on your screen is not Kelly Clarkson. That
is a guy who has been wandering in the story.
It's not funny, it's is uh, it's this crazy stuff
over here.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
He has been wandering naked through one of.

Speaker 13 (47:31):
The uh Thursday.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
One of the neighborhoods in England, and he has been uh,
not only naked, but we're wearing crocs. I would I
couldn't think of the word yesterday.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
What you called them plastic sandals?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Plastic sand That's what it says in the story, plastic sandals.
But I was like, I was like, I know, what
did They're not plastic sandals, they're.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Crocs.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I just now thought of it. But he also had
a of di and he apologized to people that he
met along the ways.

Speaker 8 (48:06):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Shoot, I didn't think there were gonna be people in
the pathways. It's in England and you can see if
you're the entire Wednesday Watch parties up on the app.
I think somewhere uh the Threebey thirty eight is Ron

(48:28):
just upset someone keeps stealing his deltos and throwing him
on the w NBA courts.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
That's it. I'm sure I'm upset that you lied to
me about which part that district we showed on the
screen was not a Republican district. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
You sure.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
I'm positive. I had to go do my research. It
didn't make sense that that would be a Republican district.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
You sure. Yes, here is deuce five's and deuces five
was out there doing some.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Yeah, the most jacked up Jerrymander Gary Mander district. See,
you're gonna, You're gonna correct yourself. I will for myself
because if I don't, you'll correct me. I won't.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Look. I am not here, Yeah you are, yes, you will.
I'm not here to uss.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
The thirty fifth district in Texas is Gregory Sesar, who
is a Democrat. That's what that is.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Um on a second, I'm checking out something else, Yes,
Greg Csar?

Speaker 9 (49:34):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Is it Cesarcuse Cassar? Maybe it's Cassar Ceesar. Jerrymander, Gary Mander.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Right, Who is it that said the English is an
easy language? It was during the it was after the
twenty ten census. And because DM brings up the point,
why are we doing this? Can someone explain to me
why we are redistricting in Texas at the midpoint between
the census. Is there a reason other than party manipulation,

(50:04):
although he said Perry manipulation and we haven't had Governor
Perry in quite a while, of course not. I mean
there's a it's to regain it, or it's to manipulate
the power base in Congress, as they both do it.
The point is, if you are, if you're a Republican,
wouldn't you rather have them doing it to benefit you

(50:27):
as a Republican?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Yes, I mean I gets rid of apparently they're wanted changes,
get rid of five congressional Democratic seats. I'm all about
the Star Trek world.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I'm all about getting along and everybody loves everybody, and
we everything's fair. But it's not the Star Trek world
probably never will be. And so either fight or you don't.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Either fight or you don't. You saw Cob Colbert busted
Pritzer or what's this?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Pritzer Pritzker Pritzker for his gerrymandered states or districts in
his state of Illinois, because he's the one well he
harboring some of the Texas Democrat I say, harboring. I
guess that's the word if they're breaking the lawh harboring
a criminal? When was the last time you were in England?

(51:31):
Last year at this.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Time three b thirty, it was asking, I don't know.
Bugswom says, I remember my hubs on a ninety degree
day digging a shallow circle for our three year old's
ten foot round in text pool. He said, the things
we do for love? I know where that came from.

(51:53):
Nude with a gimp mask. I you know, I had
to look up gimp because I.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
I don't know why they call it a gimp mask.
The balaklava.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
One is a dessert and one is not. Baklava is
the dessert. Baklava is the dessert. Balaklava is but a
gimp mask, a gimp mask which I did look up
and it's the it's got a zipper across the mouth.
You can get for twenty seven bucks on Amazon. Oh
be a shamed of somebody's Oh right, But I don't

(52:28):
know why they call it a gimp mask. I have
to but the the jerryman excuse me, Gary Mandering. If
we're going to do you want to hold onto power
or not. Is this is this justified? Does Texas have
the right to do this? The Democrats are out there?
Oh you can, but the Democrats do it too. I
mean it's it's all political theater. We all know that

(52:50):
which side of the ayld you want to come down on?
And which which which side do you want to see? When?
When would when was the naked Oh that's a point,
freeb thirty? When was the naked man walking around England?
Was it about a year ago? Ron?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Is that? I mean not?

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I don't think that looked much. I mean it could have.
I haven't seen me naked in a while. Are you
willing to state that was not you? On a stick? Okay?

Speaker 4 (53:18):
That was not me?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
So we have it on record.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
No, I had my family with me? Yeah? Uh not
my dog?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Hey can France? D refuses to pronounce the second T
to the canvas charges. Okay, you think dude is still
out there listening right now? Or is he? Did he
give up on us?

Speaker 4 (53:41):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
We talk about CBDs if he if he wants to,
uh Kelly, hang on a second, I'll stand by one
and there is uh Kelly Clarkston.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
If you have where'd she go?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
There?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
She is.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Does she look a little weird? I mean, she lost
some weight. She looks good, but.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Does that doesn't look like her face?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Does it?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
On the left?

Speaker 6 (54:08):
No? No?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
On the right? Is that? I mean, that's.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
That's more what I remember her looking like.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Okay, anyway, she's she's lost some weight, she looks good,
but she's also had to postpone a lot of her
she did.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Night.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yeah, her ex husband, Narvel Blackstock, Brandon blacks Blackstock is
his name. Narvel Blackstock is his dad.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Her father, Reba's son.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, And so he's apparently sick. He's the father of
her children. She's had to cancel the upcoming shows because
of his illness. We don't know what it is. But
if you have tickets to Kelly Clarkson shows in Vegas,
the studio sessions, you're going to get a chance to
either get a refund or you can I guess go

(54:57):
to the shows next year. And really the only and
I was telling you that is so that I could
play Steve.

Speaker 15 (55:02):
Carell Stile come on the autumn Garlic Clarkson.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
He was on her show. He was on her talk show.
And that was the whole topic a discussion that was
the fact that he used her name during this.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
It was just I'd forgotten about that. It's like twenty
years ago.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Now there's behind he really did. Those guys were just
they were laughing.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
They're laughing right there they were, and dude, what's the
black guy's name, whatever his name is. He he had
to leave the room because he was he couldn't take it.
But then Steve Carrell was on Graham Norton show. They
were talking about this, and I didn't realize that it
really was. It wasn't just an urban legend that he

(56:03):
almost lost a nipple.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Yeah, yeah, you know that tape is pretty strong. No,
I had heard that before. You know why he almost
lost a nipple? I would assume because she put the
honey on it or whatever it is, the glue or
whatever it is that they use.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Uh huh.

Speaker 15 (56:27):
Here's a little explanation, which is which was a form
of self loathing.

Speaker 16 (56:32):
And yeah, I thought it would be funny.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
It is very funny.

Speaker 16 (56:38):
Well, I thought it would be funny for the guys
that were watching it in the scene, because there's no
way you can replicate that. There's no way you can
act the horror that you're witnessing and the joy of
watching a man go through something like that. And at
one point Romney Romney Malcom has to leave the scene
because he's so utterly grossed out by the by the

(57:00):
whole process, for real, for real, he has to leave.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
See her there, that actress.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
I love her face. She lies in the audition.

Speaker 16 (57:11):
Yeah, she said that she knew how to wax. Wow, Yeah,
that was I think she was told that they needed
someone to wax a chest and she said that she
was proficient at it.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Well she looks vietnamees right, Yeah, yeah, don't they all
know how to wax? Are those Korea?

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Apparently not? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
You'll have to weigh in on that.

Speaker 16 (57:34):
It turns out she had tried once to wax her
boyfriend's back, and obviously that didn't go well either.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
She there was a point, there was a point on.

Speaker 16 (57:45):
You put the wax on, but when you wax around
the nipples, you're supposed to put a little vasoline, so
the nipple.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Doesn't actually very good reaction.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
You know where I'm going with that.

Speaker 16 (57:55):
You the waxes is so viscous that it will rip
your nipple.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
She didn't.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
She did not use Basileen. He's about not put.

Speaker 16 (58:10):
The vain and she reached down, and somebody had the
forethought to say, hold on, hold on, hold on. It's
the only time we cut and said you've got to
do that.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Before you do that, can you imagine if someone hadn't
spoken up? God, can you imagine how.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Bad that would hurt?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Nippoless Correll now, wow, wow Ott single nipple uni unionnipple uniple,
Jody won twenty one, says nipple. See I knew I'm
just for Jody over in the chat room. I wanted
to get the Steve Caroll mentioned in because well, I

(58:53):
think we all know why.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
And there's no word on whether or not this will help.
Probably not. I don't think anything.

Speaker 14 (59:00):
Uh.

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I mean I'd go out on a limb and say,
if it weren't for her, a lot of people wouldn't
know that ivermectin could have done the trick.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, you're probably right because she was one of there
she is, there's he there, she is right there, there's
there's chick. I think she's going to go back through.
But we're trying to replicate the joy that the woman
there had on her face as she's spritzing in her mouth.
Isolate that audio.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Uh anyway, she's uh right there and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Uh that look is happy? How that Yeah, that's the
covida spray. Wow, it's ingestible mouth sprayed oral immune support.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
There you go swallowed it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I would only recommend like one or two sprits.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Is how much what's the oh wow, no, you're supposed
to do for sprays? There you go, Okay, you still
got two more left, don't you?

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(01:01:17):
Jeff Fisher is coming up next here on the Daily Mojo.

Speaker 14 (01:01:23):
Where political correctness comes to die, The Daily Mojo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
It is true that when you have finally made it
to was it south Park, you have truly made it.
Hold on, sorry, Marine in the Woods. I just saw
his comment I have a spare nipple. Wow, Okay, some
people were born with a third nipple, and I may

(01:02:00):
or may not have one. I know Marky Mark has
one or did have one. He had to have it
removed because he was in you know, the big underpants
ads and he didn't want the big true third nipple
up there. So anyway, I say, I got distracted by nipples.
Oh the fact that you've made it when you are
parodied on South Park and it's Charlie Kirk making it

(01:02:25):
to the to that recognition point, Oh my god, what
makes you think you have the right to say what
I do with my body.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Let me ask you something. If a pregnant woman is
killed and the baby dies too, why is the killer
charged with the double habitat? Because people have different beliefs.
It's not about belief, it's about truth. Science confirms life
begins a concept. Oh my god, what.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Makes you see? Right there? And he and and somebody
even brought up the point. Look, you know he's putting
down the micromarm just like the drink water. Yep, he really,
he really did it. They did a good job. You've
made it. Charlie Kirk. It's that time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Jeff Fisher cannot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Be bought carless. It's a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
Jeffy walks in with a twinkle in his eye, bowtie crooked,
but the moods flying high.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
He's got a taste for the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Finer things, Creissans, romance and diamond rings. Jeff Fisher gets
down to business.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
But did we decide not? A Marx brother who knew
how to say that was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Harp right, Yeah, harp har was the only one. I
got it right, yeah, operator Eric, but he got to
spell it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
The other spelled it wrong. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Yeah, it's so stidd They don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I mean AI. They call it intelligence and it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
So.

Speaker 9 (01:03:58):
I personally don't think you looked as joyful as the
girl in the ad. But then I realized you only
did half of the dosage you're supposed to take. So
how about you do two more and let's see the
joy that you have after that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
I'm just you don't have to.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
I'm not daring you any challenge. It's a challenge and
I will.

Speaker 9 (01:04:19):
I just want you to be as happy as she
was in the ad.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Are the oh got it on my face?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
That's what she does not look it does not look
as happy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
As she did.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
We're talking.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
I don't think you're doing it right. I feel like
you're doing it. I feel like you got to do
it farther in.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Yeah, stick it in farther bray Ron, you're just.

Speaker 9 (01:04:48):
As far as it goes, as far as it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Ron is just upset because he can no longer get
to the uh the anti masturbatory sub reddit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Because of the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
The whole England thing with the online yeah safety, Yeah,
it's for the kids, Ron, Okay, it's for the kids.
And uh, I know that to u V.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Under the UK, ron a v VP ending under the UK.
Why can't you get.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
To it because the UK blocked me on the on
the vp N, I can't I can't v p N.
Oh no, I have to stay. Yeah, it's the UK.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
The UK read it, okay, but I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
But it's a UK training order, it's the restraining order.
So but this UK thing that, what is it? The
Online Safety Act? Whether it's for the kids, we're trying
to save all of the kids from course online. I
wouldn't want to see the naked pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
No, no, it's always for the children.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
And I had actually no idea that there was a
subreddit for anti what they call anti fapping. Oh, I
didn't know that was faping. Is this going to be
audio that I'm gonna regret saying later? Harry is saying
fapping repeatedly. I think so. And I went into there.

(01:06:28):
I went in just purely researched.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Ron.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
I saw the people that you hang out with there,
but they are I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
So you could get in.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
I could get in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Yes, I I'm smarter than a Well now I'm not
going to say that. I just I figured out a
way to get in having to show my ID.

Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
Perhaps you should share with Ron so that he's you know,
in a better mood.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
It's fun to watch him struggle. It's just interesting to
see what. Uh, but what I mean this is so
if you are going to go into a website that
is I'm not really sure. I mean, I guess that's
a good thing when you're trying to cut down on
a bad habit. If if masturbation becomes such a problem

(01:07:16):
that it be like interrupts your life, your daily scheduled, right, Ron,
what is that like?

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
I wish I knew, but I don't. Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Okay, well, you're the one for the following the sub reddit.
You have the expert information.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Ron, Ron.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
It's okay, this is We're this is safe.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
We're here for you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
This is not an intervention of sorts. The comedia support.

Speaker 9 (01:07:42):
Who was it that got into trouble because he'd be
just sitting there, going, hey, is it okay if I
h diddle myself and uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah,
that's right, Lewis. Yeah, because he got in trouble and
his friends, his close friends forever, were.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Like, oh yeah, he's been like that forever.

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
And so most of the time I just tell him
no and he just he doesn't do it, and so
the comments were like, I come over and we're having pizza,
and he asked, Hey, I think I could do it myself,
and I'm like, dude, we're watching the show and knock
it off.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
And he knocked it off. He didn't do it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:24):
So these other girls were over and he asked it
was okay, and they all freaked out on him. That's
what got of in trouble, and everybody that knew him
was like, he's been like that forever.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Just tell him, no, he always does that, Yeah, just
tell him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
So I have some really weird friends, but I have
not ever had that issue.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
I have not either.

Speaker 9 (01:08:46):
I'm actually when I was reading that story, and that's
been a while now, but I was very disappointed that
I did not have any friends like that. I was like,
I can't even have a friend that wants to do
them so is comfortable enough with me to say, Okay, dude,
I know we're in the middle of a show and
eating pizza, but I have to do you mind.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
When you have a friend like that, you do have
an interesting life, right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
So you have you have a friend for life.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Actually, Dark Magneto says, was that Jeffy in the gimp
mask in England.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Oh wow, that's a good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Well listen, that's the guy. I don't think that's technically
a gimp mask. That's just a not a backleva clavla.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Yeah that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Bollock yeah bock clava.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
If you call me that one more time, I swear.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
And but it is not a gimp mask, which they
somebody in the story I think. But he's also carrying
the sex toy on the stick, which they.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
You know how during during the Rona, it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Was a good time to be invested in acrylic or plexiglass.
I think if you aren't invested in a sex toy
company right now, you're missing the boat because they are
getting tossed around everywhere and including on a stick.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
I think I didn't want to hurt anybody.

Speaker 9 (01:10:17):
He was just what the deal is, He's just he's
wondering his property.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Or no, he was. It's a tourist spot in some
neighborhood in England and he was a castle. But he
did it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
He thought he was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Doing it on the day when there wouldn't be anybody around,
and the people that uh uh came across him. Uh,
they were like he was nice. I mean, he apologized and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Why did they keep walking down the trail? Shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
They did say we asked him if we could take
a picture, and he did pose for the picture.

Speaker 9 (01:10:57):
Seriously, if you know that that spread I mean, you
know Fred, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
If you know that guy, you know you can quote
me on that. If you know that guy, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
That guy, he might be the guy that asks if
he can do with himself.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
It's possible.

Speaker 9 (01:11:14):
But I'm just saying the mask really isn't doesn't help,
because no it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
If you know the guy. You know the guy, and.

Speaker 17 (01:11:24):
I know I know yeahs anywhere, Yeah, you know who
it is? Anything shoes all over.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Well, a couple of things.

Speaker 9 (01:11:38):
Let's just wanted you to know that United Airlines grounded
a bunch of flights so for several hours overnight.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
I you know, they were not hacked.

Speaker 9 (01:11:47):
Okay, It was related to a unimatic system that houses
information about each flight that is then fed to other systems,
including those that calculate.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Weight balance and track flight times. So it was just
a glitch.

Speaker 9 (01:12:01):
There's the glitch of the system and everything's fine, don't
worry about it. We're trying to get everything back on track.
Sure there's some flights that, you know, maybe delayed or canceled,
but it's fine. It's don't don't even worry about it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
It's not a big shield, not a big deal.

Speaker 9 (01:12:17):
It's the glitch of the system. And everything is fine now.
And we all we all know that. Uh, you know
the it had nothing to do with the broader air
traffic control system. It had nothing to do with any
of it anything that was anything to do with hacking.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
It was just a glitch of the system.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
No, their systems are very secure. No one can break
into them.

Speaker 9 (01:12:42):
Correct, You're okay, You're all right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Just you worry about it. I don't want to hear
about it. I don't want to hear about there.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Also, you've got some good news.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 9 (01:12:55):
Also, uh, you were talking about the Texasocrats out on
the road keeping away from their constituents, uh, pretending work
for their constituents by not working for their constituents.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
It's really a weird kind of thing. I'm not quite
sure it's strike get it, because they're out because they're yeah,
and they're they're out there worried about Gary Man derec.

Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
It's jerry the world. So that's what we're calling it. Okay,
don't it'll bugg me down. Don't bug me down with
your little factual way to pronounce words.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Once you know, every in the back of your head,
every time you say you're going to go, I'm not
saying it right, that's the.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
New feature here on of the day. What's the name
of the show, Daily mojod.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
This was the Daily Yeah, sorry, it's behind me on
the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
I forget the new features once you know, you know
you once every time now you say jerry mandering, you're
going to in the back of your mind, you're going
to be I know I'm saying it wrong.

Speaker 9 (01:14:04):
Actually, I'm going to say that it was idiot. The
Daily Moji told me it was Gary Manner. I'm not
saying it. I'm not doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Look Reagan anyway? Who told me?

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Anyway, they're out there.

Speaker 9 (01:14:18):
They're in Illinois, and most of them are in Illinois,
I think, and some are in Massachusetts. But there was
a bomb threat yesterday according to reports, at this big
hotel that they're all staying at. I called BS. I'm sorry, no,
I don't believe it now. I believe that perhaps there

(01:14:38):
was a bomb threat. They obviously searched the hotel and
searched the area, evacuated it, and there were you know,
obviously have no threats were found. Who was fine, And
of course Governor Pritzker told reporters that a right wing
podcaster took a video of where they're staying and posted
it and put a map up to point exactly what
hotel they're at.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
And so we're going to get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 9 (01:15:01):
And I called b Yes, I don't believe that they'll
ever come to get to the bottom of it. And so,
you know, it's just them trying to create some kind
of controversy because everybody nobody cares. Nobody cares. They just
want you to go back to your state and do
your job.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
And if you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Going to do that right, they're doing it for people.

Speaker 9 (01:15:21):
Hopefully hot wheels, Abbot, we'll be able to get rid
of them all. He's started the process. Make it happen.
Make it happen. It's a once to once you start
the process, then once it gets okay, you have thirty days.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
After it gets okay.

Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
And I don't know that it's been okay yet, but
abbot started the process to remove them from office.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Do it, do it, have a nice sty It won't happen.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
It won't happen.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
It's all political bringing it out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
It's bringing me down, all political theater. They're not gonna
it's both sides. They're out there both. I watched this
and oh you not and that it's tennis. I know
I don't like it either, but I just thought today
it would be a good day to just be truthful
with everybody and and and out ron as a closet masturbater.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Thanks, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
And I mean, you know what, don't you feel free
your mind?

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
I mean I personally about judging you.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Thank you? Nor am I?

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Nor am I?

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
I feel like you kinda are.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
I just look, I have some bad habits. Not as
bad as that, but I have some bad habits. And
it's I just want you to know that we're all
human and we all have our shortcomings.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
I will say this, and I don't know the brand
could say this, but I will tell you. I will
say this.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Rob Okay, if.

Speaker 9 (01:16:51):
You're over in the house and we're watching a movie
and the pizza, do you want to go ahead and
do with yourself and you asked me, I will I
will say, go ahead, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
What I'm talking about. That's a friend. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Ahead, You're welcome, just as long as Corey Mills isn't
there too to take a picture of it and post
it on the internet. Boy, that guy, rightly, what is
going on?

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
What is happening with him?

Speaker 14 (01:17:15):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
That's touch from a high perch.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
I mean that.

Speaker 9 (01:17:25):
I mean, he was up on the high perch. You're
so right, and now it's just like holy just everything
just went.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Away and we find out he's got he's not only married,
but then he's got one babe on this side and
then Miss United States on the side.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
I mean, I don't blame him necessarily, but.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
I but talk about a bragger. Yeah, I mean seriously,
just I.

Speaker 9 (01:17:55):
Mean, the image that he was portraying was completely opposite
of who he was a parent.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Apparently, that's what it looks like. It looks it looks like.

Speaker 9 (01:18:06):
The image that he was portraying isn't the person that
he really is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
And that's that's the problem. That's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Yes, that's exactly you can.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
That's why.

Speaker 9 (01:18:18):
That's why the whole thing about did he mind he's
a dirt bag. Everybody knew he was a dirt bag.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
I don't want to talk about Diddy anymore. He's good.
They're leaving him in jail, so he's never.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Getting No, he's not that. That doesn't seem right.

Speaker 9 (01:18:30):
It doesn't seem right at all, but that's what they're doing.
It doesn't seem right, but they are doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
So he but didn't he offer up like half a billions.

Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
Offered from home, and they offered up to, you know,
relinquish his passports and put on a monitor and be monitored,
to have his own you know, either the court security
or his own security that would make sure that he
stayed in the States, and the offered of everything just
did not be in the metropolitan jail.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
And the judge still said, no, you're staying in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
So okay, okay, he did he would be because I
would be.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Hi, this is Diddy.

Speaker 9 (01:19:18):
Listen to my new album made exclusively in Antigua.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
I mean I would be It's I'd be gone, as
I mean, especially if you're used to the life that
he's been living or up until now. Yeah, So from
that to jail, Nope, I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:19:39):
Know what kind of you know, I'm I'm sure that
they've you know, I don't know that the kind of
substances you can get in jail, but what the stories
were about the drugs that he was doing in his life,
and I had to be a tough withdrawal uh in

(01:20:01):
the jail. So I hope that someone I hope that
someone hooked the brother up. Yeah, it was because he
was reportedly on a lot of stuff and just to
have that taken away. I don't recommend that for anyone,
even did he he's a dirt bag, I got it.
But that's a rough call anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
But at the end, he's got that jail and he's not.
That would be good.

Speaker 9 (01:20:29):
It would be certainly would have been assumed that we
can't kill the guy. They didn't want us to kill
the execute the guy in Tennessee because he had a pacemaker.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
They were afraid that.

Speaker 9 (01:20:41):
They were afraid that the pacemaker was going to bring
him back to life a little bit. So did he
have to suffer for thirty seconds? We're sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Did the people that he murdered with a crowbar suffered? No? No, no,
tough tough.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
I know it's I know the freebie thirty eight at
least ron doesn't have his panties in a wad over
a Jean's ad. Well, that's true. See, Bron, you're getting
a lot of love, just just so you know, just
because of your chronic problem.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Look, I may or may not use the Jenes ad.
Let's just leave it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:21:22):
That's why, that's why there's multiple magazines, because you get
worn out. You get worn out. Man, when you're done
with them, you're done with them. You just can't use
them anymore. And now there's ads, and there's you know,
there's people spritzing things in their mouth that only work
for a short period of time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
And then I'm going to be healthier than the both of.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
You have anything to do with health, but good for you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
I'm going to be healthier than both. All right, what
what else do you come on?

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
How to change?

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Tell you what? My favorite? My favorite?

Speaker 9 (01:22:04):
First to calm down, it's your relaxed a little bit.
My favorite post of the week was the post that
questioned where are you hiding it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
From? Aka on X, you have thirty minutes to hide
a USB driving your house.

Speaker 9 (01:22:23):
Your house will be then rated by police detectives and
some FBI agents all searching for the USB. Where do
you hide it so that it won't be found? I
love that. It made me smile, made me laugh. And
there's no way I'm ever replying or responding or liking
that post ever. But because my favorite comment on this

(01:22:46):
post was nice track Faed, and there were a few
comments that I liked, you know, in my dogs ours,
the evidence incriminated Obama and Hillary. I'll just leave it
at the kitchen table. It won't be found. Uh, chuck
it into my neighbor's gut her next door. They don't

(01:23:08):
have a warrant there, don't bother. They have electronic sniffing dogs.
They'll find it. Okay, yeah, I get that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
I'll put it in a folder labeled Epstein client List.
It'll be invisible.

Speaker 9 (01:23:18):
And I already put a nameplate on my desk pamp Bondy,
so no fed will ever find anything on my desk,
which I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Okay, I got that.

Speaker 9 (01:23:27):
But my favorite I think was actually was in a
post on this and you know, of course this is
what nice try fed cut a corner of my carpet
behind my spare bedroom door then tuck it back in,
and I thought, okay, well I like that, Like that's
a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I don't think it'll work.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
I don't think it'll work too.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Yeah, but you know, anything, anything you thought, I just
I would recommend, if you're going to do if it
has a cap on it, take the cap off of
it before if you're going to do that, because you
don't want the cap floating around by itself in there.
But anything you've thought of, any place you've thought of
to put it, I would say that they thought of

(01:24:06):
to look for it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Yeah, there's gotta be some place, right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
But the canon Barbie story I sent you the link
to that. It was the Canadian couple who had the
videotapes heinous story, but they hid them in the ceiling
in the in the yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Res the recess of the lights.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Yeah, and the FBI tore well whatever the Canadian version
of it is, tore their house apart and never found them.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Those damn bounties couldn't find crap.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
It's like, how do you That's that to me is
like one of the But what do I know?

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
I know, and I don't know it is their place.

Speaker 9 (01:24:48):
I don't know that there is actually you know, I
don't know that there actually is a place that you
could hide it within a short period of time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
You know, I guess bury it. If you could bury
it deep enough, maybe the I couldn't smell it. Uh
you know.

Speaker 9 (01:25:02):
What I mean, Tie it to the bottom pot, to
a stick or something and bury it deep enough.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Do you mean shove it in there far enough? Is
that where you were those the words you were looking for.
Enough is what I'm saying, Okay, because I just came
to my mind, shove it in there far enough, because they're.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
That's not in the ground. You're thinking of another orifice anyway. Yeah,
it could be, Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
It could be.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
If you tell you, if you go into that separate
let me tell you, there's some creative things that people thought.

Speaker 9 (01:25:39):
It's just well, that's using the USB for another another purpose.
That's not hiding from the fence. But I just maybe
it's interesting to think about because, uh, you know, I
don't know that you know a couple of people I
was thinking, likely what you put it in that you know,
you put it in a stick of butter, put the
butter in the fridge. Uh do you Uh you know,

(01:26:03):
I don't know that there's any place really that you
can they won't.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
Find well, when they went through uh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Remember when they went through mar A Lago, they went
through underwear, drawers, they went through everything.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
So do you take bottom?

Speaker 9 (01:26:16):
Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, you take you want to get
to the bottom of it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
I don't know that there are anything, which is why
you don't put it anywhere in your house. You have
it somewhere else?

Speaker 9 (01:26:34):
Okay, okay, but again, where where is that? Someplace else?
Where is where is the someplace else?

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
The best of the the the best thing to do
is not doing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
The illegal or have any information that would get anyone else.
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
Okay, fine, you that's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
If you you know what pribe following the laws of
this country, try big law abiding set as you. How
about that not being a exactly try being a decent
human being?

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Thank you, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
When's the U?

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
When's the h?

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
The next uh thing?

Speaker 9 (01:27:15):
Every day, fresh brand new chewing the Fast show drops
every afternoon, So you should subscribe on any platform that
warms a little the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Every day? I mean, has it been always every day?
A recent thing?

Speaker 9 (01:27:29):
Well only I don't know, two or three thousand episodes
has been every day?

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
You know? So relatively new so related relative, so yeah relative.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
And then uh and then on Saturdays, of course the
uh the aptly named Saturday Morning Live because.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Yeah, you and I do it. It's just that's a lot
of fun. I really enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
You should.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
You should share it with us.

Speaker 9 (01:27:50):
Now you can watch it anytime on my ex account
at w j FR, but uh it really you should
join us live and people look will.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Look down at any time. We've ever figured out they
stick around forever. If they're always there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
It seems like that, it seems like they're there. You
go back far enough, they're all there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Okay, I just I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Lives forever.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Yes, yes it does. Ladies and Fisher hosted Chewing the
Fat podcast and of course Saturday Morning Live and uh more,
The Daily Mojo is coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Next, The Daily Moo.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
They keep its laugh and that feels so.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
We'd like to say hi to any government agency monitoring
this broadcast.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Do you want to find.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
The Dailymojo dot com?

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
According to Malone News, which would be Robert W. Malone,
either the inventor or co inveteror of the mRNA vaccine,
or at least the process. According to his website, the
Health and Human Services Department is now winding down mRNA
vaccine development because it doesn't work. So it'll be interesting

(01:29:36):
to see going forward if this actually does stick. But
according to Secretary Kennedy, the data show these vaccines failed
to protect effectively against upper respiratory infections like covid and flu.
We're shifting that funding towards safer, broader vaccine platforms that
remain effective even as viruses mutate.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
Huh weird.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
I thought it was like the be all, end all
of everything. I mean that's what we were told safe
and effective, what we all advertise that by the government.

Speaker 18 (01:30:11):
Because people have different beliefs a lot of second as
much as I love South Park, Wow, I know that's
been rolling over here the entire time in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
I know. Crazy. Uh now this is uh see if
you can guess what this is here? Going three two.

Speaker 19 (01:30:30):
If you're one of the many people who take the
prescription drug Motrin, you should ask your physicianal pharmacist about rufin.
They will tell you that both Motrin four hundred milligram
tablets and Roofen four hundred milligram tablets are different brand
names for the same drug ibuprofen. There is only one
important difference. Rufen can cost you considerably less.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
You know what that was. First of all, it's a
strange name for a drug because it's right to you.
It certainly does. It's a pain reliever. It's called rufin.
You won't You'll forget all about your pain and everything
else you did. That was the very first drug add
on television nineteen eighty one, No excuse me. Eighty three

(01:31:17):
May nineteenth, nineteen eighty three, Boots Pharmaceuticals aired the very
first broadcast television commercial in the United States for a
prescription drug, the pain leaver Rufin and I get so
motrin back then was prescription. I guess it was just

(01:31:38):
in the strength you could get it. So rufin was,
I mean, if you bought regular old but Thailand al
who was a tailanol scare.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
Fact in the nineties, wasn't it. I don't think when
somebody was opening the tailanols on the shelf and nineteen
eighty two was that eighties eighty two?

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Yeah, seven people in Chicago area died after consuming extra
strength time and all. So it was against that backdrop
that the this first ad for drugs was and this
was aimed at the consumer because in nineteen eighty one,
a woman by the name of Liz's either ment or Munch,

(01:32:22):
had a job interview with Boots Pharmaceuticals and.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
She asked, who do you market your the drugs to?

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
And the pharmaceutical company said doctors, and she said, why
isn't it the consumer? TETA, So they started the whole
deal of advertising to consumers. And I was actually talking
to Jeffy yesterday on the phone when I discovered this,
because we I'd noticed that locally there's a commercial running

(01:32:53):
for well and I should have so see if I
could find the ad online. But it's a go. I
just I took a COVID test. I feel awful, and
it's a commercial for Pfizer. Oh of course, you know.
So it's like, you know, you should go get the
the vaccine even though it's not gonna it's not going

(01:33:17):
to do anything. Are they still free?

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Uh that's a good question. I don't I don't know,
huh uh.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
So, you know, just every time I hear those ads
now I start to wonder, all right, is this the.

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
The tit for tat?

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
Is this the quid pro quo that media companies got
for running interference during the RONA did the pharmaceutical companies
was it? Was it spoken or unspoken? Did it happen that, Hey,
you you back us on this whole RONA push to
get the and on the other side of it, hey,

(01:33:58):
we're going to spend bokoo dollar with you. Spending has
gone up for drugs, it has What is the percentages?
Do I have the percentages? Looked them up earlier, but
they've gone up significantly between twenty twenty two and now.

(01:34:24):
They were kind of flat twenty twenty twenty twenty one.
Because you don't want to, I mean, you certainly don't
want it to look like you were pushing your drug
out there on the American people, do you. You don't
want it to look like you're just, Hey, you need
to go out there and make sure you get your
doses of because it's tell me again what it does
if you get the keeps you from getting nope, keep

(01:34:48):
you from spring nope, keeps you from dying?

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
Does it?

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
How do you prove that? Because it certainly seems like
well the questions.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
About that they went from telling you that it keeps
you from getting RONA to telling you that it reduces
the of not the side effects.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
The symp chances, the symptoms. Oh yeah, right, right, yeah,
it kept you from dying. Well, first it was going
to keep you from getting it. Then it was going
to keep you from spreading it. And when neither one
of those turned out to be true, then it turned out,
oh well it will keep you from dying. You won't
be you won't feel quite as sucky. But then people

(01:35:28):
still did. Yeah, and you know, now with the whole
blood clot issue. Now the question every time somebody assumes
room temperature.

Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
Is did they did they have that yep? Or did
they not?

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
But it all started back with a little rufin. I
swear to that, right, There is enough evidence to me
that we live in the simulation because you go back
and the first ad for a drug is rufin. Seriously,
I mean right, is it just me? At least just me?

(01:36:06):
It's not just me, is it?

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Of course it's not just me. It's all Ron's fault.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Everyday at the top of the simfall.

Speaker 6 (01:36:21):
Full blast of truth.

Speaker 8 (01:36:24):
From The Daily.

Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
Show, But Baby, but daily.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
But Daily.

Speaker 20 (01:36:39):
Radio with an attitude, Massy thirteen on the Rumbull Shot
Room says, now every commercial is a.

Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
New drug, and it does seem like it doesn't. And
where do they get these names, man, Because they'll come
up with a They'll come up with a name that's
not even the name of the drug. They just come
up with a different.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Name, best new drug name. Several new drugs have recently
been approven innovative and memorable names. Altu Vio is a
new treatment for hemophilia A zeg frovy zeg frovy sudenvo zertenib.

(01:37:39):
But you know what that reminds me of Brandon Morse
does it? It does for some reason, sun vossertenib. I
just think, where is Brandon? And there he is. It's
like saying his name three times in a mirror, isn't
that uh right?

Speaker 10 (01:37:54):
Sunsib Remember someone says and to a mirror three times,
I actually appear and it's yeah kids, kids and teenagers
full you know, it depends depends on the tens of mood.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
Really.

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
As soon as I heard kids and tea have fully clothed,
there you go, were covered and you are it's the guy.
Yeah fast, I think on my feet, I am a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
Yeah see see my brain immediately switched gears the moment
you said that, and I just had just gotten done
saying that that the kids and teens things, so right anyway,
I'm kids.

Speaker 4 (01:38:37):
You know, I have your career, I have your back.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
I totally have your back. And that's what friends are for.
Where is that?

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
Right there again, we're going to We've been checking the
IDs of everybody this morning to make sure that you
weren't in I don't think that's you. That's the dude
that was in England wandering around a castle, uh wearing
According to the.

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
Story, he was wearing British ice.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
It's just right, baclev plastic sandals and a uh uh
sex toy on a stick.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
The Scottish Scottish Scottish ices. Excuse me, yeah, it's it's uh.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
He's there to story?

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
Why Why is why is what is holding blurred out?
What is he holding?

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
It's a dill?

Speaker 9 (01:39:22):
Do is it?

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Is it a w n B?

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
A d yes? Ron knew that the w n B
A there immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:39:32):
Because we've been talking about it already.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Is that wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
That's the reason I that is all wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
Thank you very much, Thank you, Brandon. It's you. You
can just say it looks it looks like me, but
it's not me, really.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
Put a buckle ball on right now, take off your shirt.
Pop it off right now, put a buckle bar.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Just wipe it all over you. Just rub the bacle
all over you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
I'd be sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
Block block level, not backle block.

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
You can't do it either, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
Ron.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
Just Just strip the shirt off and rub the bacle
all over.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
You, Just Ron fifty bucks. Do it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
It'll help us, it'll help us prove it's.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Not you wrong. Come on, just do it right, yeah,
just do it. Turned down the lights a little bit.
I'll squint.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
Come on, maybe what.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
Missy thirteen says? Do you remember the drug ad with
the little singing blue pills?

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
Now? You know what I think. I think that we
we banned smoking ads, right, no more smoking ads. I
remember the last ad I ever saw in public for
a cigarette was like Marlboro cigarettes, And it was like
back in the nineteen nineties on a billboard right above
a uh, right above stop and go. And I was like,

(01:41:03):
I think I was in like daycare at the time.
I remember it though, and it was like I miss
those days. That said, but I think we should ban
I honestly think that we should end up banning a
lot of the pharmaceutical company ads. I really do, because
unlike cigarettes, these these pills I feel like, are just

(01:41:23):
really really bad for you. I'm not saying cigarettes aren't
bad for you, but all I'm saying is I didn't
see a lot of people going absolutely psychotic after smoking
a cigarette. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
True?

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
No, yeah, you're right, I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
Okay, no, all right after Look, smoking cigarettes makes you
look cool. For one, Okay, it does. It makes you
look it elevates your cool factor by about twenty five percent. Okay, Yeah,
you smell bad. Yeah, your lungs kind of go wheezy. Yeah,
you're not probably gonna run anywhere. But you know what,
You're relaxed, you know what, You're social, you know, you're

(01:42:07):
you're you're just you're at ease more with a cigarette.
You pop a pill, you don't know what side effect
you're getting. It's like a roulette. It could it could
have the intended effect. You could also pop a brain bleed.
You could go psychotic. You don't know. Here's what I
do know. The moment that we stopped smoking cigarettes and
the moment that we started pushing all these drugs on

(01:42:28):
people for their moods. And their ad D and all
this stuff is the moment people started identifying as furries,
getting confused about their gender. Okay, having breakdowns and malls
all the time. It's it's just I'm just saying that
we were we were much better off when we were
all smoking Marlboroughs a nice, nice refreshing I.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
Don't have mar I don't have an argument against that, real.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
No, No, no one does, Brad, No one does. No
one has an argument for this. Oh, give you lung cancer.
You know what, everything gives you cancer. You might as
well enjoy life while you have it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
That's a good point. I did, Were you about to
read passing this?

Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
I was, well, this thing's broken and it's actually research,
so technically yes and no. However, I did find the
very last and I didn't realize it'd been that long ago,
the last cigarette commercial. I'm assuming this is legit and
not a hoax, but this is reportedly the last cigarette
commercial that aired on TV fifty Yeah, fifty years ago.

(01:43:34):
It had been nineteen seventy five.

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
Oh is good and always?

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
Is this real? I think it's real.

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
Of course, women ruin everything? All right, continue on this song?

Speaker 6 (01:44:00):
You no, no, no, no, no, no, I.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
You come along.

Speaker 6 (01:44:19):
Today.

Speaker 3 (01:44:21):
Virginia Slims. This is the taste for today's woman with
rich Virginia flavor. You like tailored slim for your hands,
for your lips. Virginia Slims.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
You got Virginia.

Speaker 4 (01:44:36):
You know you can always tell when somebody doesn't really smoke.
Mm hm, because yeah, that was They draw it in
and blow it straight out. Yeah, suck it right, they
don't suck.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
We're not convincing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
You may or may not have smoked Virginia slim ultra
light menthol when I did, which was nice step mom
going in and buying them.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
My stepmom when she was a she was a smoker.
She smoked ultra light Virginia Slims, and whenever I tried
to smoke them, I felt like I was smoking air. Yes,
like I'll just breathe air at that point.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
And that was primarily why I because one of the
seven X wives smoked them and it would irritate me.
So I just give me one and I do. It's
so it's her fault that I ever did, if I
ever did, Yeah, if I ever did smoke, that's what.
And going in and asking for the Virginia slim ultra

(01:45:33):
light mental as a man of my stature was always
an interesting experience in the little hot stop because they'd
look at me like, what do you have freak? Well,
you know, are you a fairy?

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
I like, you can't smoke at Virginia slim as a man,
and then just like you know, pretend like you're straight.
You have to at least bend the wrist a little
bit like this and then smoke it like that. Yeah,
it's kind of like a.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Point like something like some of those Virginia slim ultra
like mental over there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:01):
Give your yourself a little bit of a can I
smoke that there? Yeah, that's how you do it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Give me some of those the smoke? Where is that
every where? And the Bruce thing? Where did the Bruce
My name is Bruce.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
Because because Bruce has this in it and you can
say this which automatically makes you sound gay.

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
Okay, because I remember that as being the you know,
my brother in law would always say Bruce. It's like,
how did the name Bruce ever get associated with being gay?

Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
It's it's it's you know what I think it is.
It's that if you are a gay man, you know
you want someone who is homosexual but also masculine, and
who's the most masculine character of all the characters. Bruce Wayne. Right,
so oh that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:46:51):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
So so you have like Batman, he's muscular, he's like,
you know, he's stoic. Yes, if you're gay, Bruce Wayne,
you know you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Know it's fruth because when you said Bruce Wayne, I
thought of John Wayne.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
But it's hard to sound gay when even you're saying, like,
try to be gay and say John Wayne, say John Wayne,
like a gay person.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
John Wayne. So you can't, John, No, it's hard.

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
It's still it's still masculine. John Wayne's still Wayne.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
It's so much easier to do. You're right, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:47:24):
Playing right, John Wayne. You can't.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
All right, Parliament cigarettes, John Klatz is, how about parliament cigarettes?
Talk about smoking?

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
And I never had one.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
I don't think I had. Now there was my brand
in was what?

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
Uh? I I went all over the place when I
was a smoker. I started with marble lights, all right.
Then I went into camel lights.

Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
I like camel lights that were really good unfiltered.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
No, those would have been filtered.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
Right, They're all filtered. Yeah, and then I did try
to do Royal Bolds because they tasted awesome, but like
they gave me a really bad headache for some reason.

Speaker 4 (01:48:09):
Do you know, Braden, when I was in the when
I went into the air four uh huh. We we
were we were able to smoke in basic training. And
so even if you didn't smoke, you got you bought
cigarettes and you strapped them to your ankle in a
little pouch and they would, I mean in the middle
of drill and ceremonies out on the drill pad the

(01:48:32):
t I would stop us and go, okay, smoke break.
And if you didn't smoke, you had to stand at
parade rest, which is a rigid position. But if you
didn't smoke, you were able to just pull them out
and just talk and smoke whatever. So everybody, we.

Speaker 3 (01:48:45):
Used to be a civilized society.

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
Wow, yes, no joke, that is a no joke. Yes,
that was in nineteen eighty four. We could smoke a
basic training. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:48:57):
I remember back in the day when airports had the
smoke room. Yeah, you know, yeah, like you walk by
and there was like a glass case of just people smoking.
It's almost like they were on display.

Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
Yeah, that wasn't too long ago, by the way. That
was was in the nineties still, maybe even the early
two thousands. They had the glass room, yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:18):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
And before that, you know, you could just smoke in
the airport and.

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
On the airplane.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that was the trippiest part is on
an airplane. But they did have I mean, they were
nice enough to at least put in no smoking section
in the airplane.

Speaker 3 (01:49:32):
Yeah, but I can remember back in the day, back
when I was a kid, they had like the ash
tray in the arm rest.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
Do you remember that, Yes, absolutely, yeah, yeah, when I
when I used to be a proper country, we used
to be a proper really did. And when I first
got to Nashville and at the Nashville networked, the big expensive,
half million dollar cameras in the studio had ash trays
on the pedestal and so you'd be, you know, the
camera ops to be sitting there and they'd be smoking

(01:50:00):
right there. And engineers hated it, don't get me wrong,
because they really you know, the smoke got in there. Yeah,
I gunked them up, but you could still do it
in the studio. And he didn't have a bunch of
whiny little pansies standing around. Yeah, take kills backhanded. You

(01:50:23):
could bitch slap them in the next week and no
one would say anything to you.

Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
Hey, I just want to confirm what John Greystoke says.
He says cigarettes. He said, real men smoke pipes. And
right back here on myself.

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
Ron has a variety of things he likes to put
in his mouth. Yeah, I will give you. And I
feel like, oh wow, do I feel like the odd
man out now?

Speaker 4 (01:50:46):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
Yeah, buddy, now you are Bruce.

Speaker 4 (01:50:52):
Sorry, Brandon got pipe. You know, a pipe? He was
actually pretty fun to smoke, quite honest.

Speaker 3 (01:50:58):
It actually is. A pipe is really good.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:51:01):
Here's I told myself this the moment my my beard
goes like pretty much mostly gray, I'm going to become
a pipe smoker.

Speaker 4 (01:51:09):
Yeah, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:51:09):
And I hope and I hope that my son has
grandkids and I'm alive to see them, you know, because
I had kids a little late. I hope I get
to see them and I want them to come over
and remember me. Just like popping away on pipe and
a smell of tobacco.

Speaker 4 (01:51:23):
Black cherry, black cherry. It smells good.

Speaker 1 (01:51:27):
Pipe smells really good. Yeah, I don't think I've ever
smoked one, though it still tastes the same, right, I
mean it doesn't taste it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:35):
No, it doesn't tastes.

Speaker 4 (01:51:37):
You smoke a cigarette like, I mean a pipe like
you smoke a cigar. Yeah, you don't inhale.

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
It's just end up inhaling some of it anyway, I
mean residual.

Speaker 4 (01:51:49):
Yeah, but it's it's flavor. It's a flavor thing.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
Yeah, yeah, right, and its always My uncle Charles smoked
a pipe, but he also most r it's going to
think of it. But there was the big the floor
ash tray between the two chairs in the living room
and the pipe on it, and and he was a
flaming alcoholic, but that's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:52:11):
He was a real man, a real man.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
He never beat us, He never wants to beat us,
but he did. The pipe smoke you'd walk into just smelled.
It smelled good. Damn it. Now, I'm kind of jones
in for a pipe.

Speaker 3 (01:52:26):
You're nostalgic for it, aren't you. Yes, there was something
there was something comforting about that smell, that pipe smoked smell.

Speaker 4 (01:52:32):
There is I love a pipe smoke, I mean because
of the smell. I do.

Speaker 3 (01:52:37):
Oh yeah, it's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
We may have to.

Speaker 3 (01:52:44):
Maybe smoking great again. That's all I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:52:47):
I you know, I don't, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
I mean, there are a hell of a lot worse
things so you could do to your body than smoking pipe.

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
Any given pill that's being advertised right now on.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
TV I And again I can't. I can't argue with that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
There.

Speaker 4 (01:53:04):
Look, there are doctors out there right now that say
that nicotine kills the effects of the COVID vaccination. I'm
not even joking you, I'm not joking.

Speaker 3 (01:53:15):
Okay, Okay, this was God coming back and saying, you
guys need to start smoking again. Yeah, nicotine, you need
to start smoking. Look, you're all going insane. Okay, look
at all this crazy stuff happening right near now. Just
light up a smooth Newport cigarette.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Oh that's that's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
Did you ever have those nights like in a casino
at your or wherever, playing poker and the cigarette machine
didn't have your brands, they didn't have and you ended
up like you backstopped it with a shit. All I
got is Newport all right? Fine, Or I'll take some
cool uh cool menthol just cool, even making no menthol
Yeah whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
Cools or you know generally remember yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
They still they still make them, but generally it was
all always uh the black folk who smoke the cools.
But I would you know in a in a casino
would be like ah, I mean you knew it was
a tough night when you went through one or two
packs of cools sitting at the blackjack tape you needed
the lung rush the next morning. I mean you could

(01:54:26):
you could cut that in your throat with that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
I'm going to make a prediction. I'm going to make
a prediction.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
Okay, uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:54:33):
I am ninety percent sure that the moment we actually
have nanits that that can cure us of whatever ailment
we have, like if you have cancer or or some
sort of.

Speaker 4 (01:54:44):
Oh, smoking's coming up back, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (01:54:46):
Oh smoking immediately. Yeah, people are immediately going back to
cigarettes because now that now that the consequences are gone,
now that nanites can like scrub your lungs or get
rid of any kind of cancer that's inside them, which
is coming, they're already working on it. I give that
about like maybe twenty five years until it's like really done.
Uh No, everyone's going back smoking Yeah, they're getting they're

(01:55:07):
picking it right back up.

Speaker 4 (01:55:09):
Uh not.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
My dog says, it brings back the sense of taste
after COVID.

Speaker 4 (01:55:14):
What nicked nicotine does?

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
Nicotine nicotine does?

Speaker 4 (01:55:17):
Yeah, huh, I'm not joking. Brian, we've had him on
the show. Brian, what's his name. Yeah, he's a big advocate. Yeah,
I see, I hear.

Speaker 3 (01:55:28):
I hear. Some people say they still feel like they
had never gotten their taste.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Back, but I did, Brian artists, Okay, I have.

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
One percent smoked like a few marble lights since then,
really since COVID. So maybe that's why I feel like
I've gotten my entire to say, the sense of taste back.
I smoked. I'm not a regular smoker, to be serious,
like I you know.

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
I tried only smoking. Don't fire now works.

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
That was a bad joke. It was a bad you
should feel about that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:03):
Come on, that was pretty good. Apologize all right, I'm sorry,
but I liked it. I enjoyed it. I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna apologize for enjoying the moment. But fair,
I mean, that was kind of a party foul all right,
So we're out of time. But Brandon Morse is over
on the YouTube the latest video is betrayed as and uh,

(01:56:30):
I'm assuming you answer the question, is the access media
turning on Hollywood?

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
Yes, it's an interesting video. Not it's it's more one
of my technical videos. I probably should have been a
little more fun with it, but it was. It was.
It's a good video.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Go check it out.

Speaker 3 (01:56:45):
It kind of details how the access media lied about
both Superman and the Fantastic Four and about how woke
they were, and they weren't really that woke at all,
so they weren't really woke at all, but the access
media tried to make it sound like they were. So
I kind of I've been to that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
So Superman's doing okay and a Fantastic four is are
they doing?

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
Not doing right?

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
But Superman, I hear, is really good.

Speaker 4 (01:57:09):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
The Brandon Moss over on the YouTube, on the Twitter
and everything else, go ahead to if you burn him,
if you got him, and we're I'll burn out here.

Speaker 4 (01:57:19):
Wait a minutes, let's go burn that's right, smoke him,
if you got smoke him, if you got him.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
Yeah, well I had a Stanley would always burning, That's
what he would say.

Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
As we took a break and you'd be out.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
I'll go out back and burn one.

Speaker 4 (01:57:34):
Okay, Stanley, is you out? And now we're in the military, dude. Yeah,
it used to be a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
Smoking in the boys room still is two hours of smoking.
Another bad behavior, known as the daily Mojo just wrapped
up for today, Thursday, the seventh day of August, the
year of Our Lord, twenty twenty five. That means we're
twenty five percent done with August. Anybody learn anything?

Speaker 4 (01:57:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
Let's find outs and Louisiana say, I never got COVID.
I never lost my sense of taste.

Speaker 4 (01:58:04):
I did the whole week I went Disney. Remember paste
I couldn't taste, but gmel a damn thing.

Speaker 1 (01:58:12):
You can taste now though, right, yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:58:14):
Yeah, my taste is still.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
I mean, some people would say I have bad taste.
Mikaelo's mom loving blessings to all of us, to all
God bless and resist stupid Yep. Getting tougher each and
every day over on the ex doctor, free range prisoner
is put up a picture of his bong. I remember

(01:58:40):
bongs too, the good old days. Wade robertson smoking and
drinking rates have fallen off the last twenty years, and
the rates of cancer and heart disease.

Speaker 4 (01:58:48):
Have gone up.

Speaker 1 (01:58:49):
Look into it. What does that tell you people are
sicker and fatter than ever? I yeah, it's all things
in moderation. Heroin's probably not on that list. But it's
probably not.

Speaker 4 (01:59:04):
But you know, could you? Could you?

Speaker 1 (01:59:07):
Is there an amount of heroin that you could do
on a daily basis and still be Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:59:14):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
I don't know what it is, but I've never tried it,
Curtis says Camel non filters over in the Daily Mojo
chat room.

Speaker 4 (01:59:22):
See that's you're a real man cigarette right there, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
You got balls as big as coconuts about cigarette.

Speaker 4 (01:59:29):
You were a real man. Stanley did that too.

Speaker 2 (01:59:32):
Rolling.

Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
That was the other thing.

Speaker 2 (01:59:33):
I've got to go roll rolling burning.

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
It's hard to do. Sorry, had to hack up along,
Dev says husband used as coffee flavored nicotine packs. There
you go, Ron, Yes, never mind, never mind.

Speaker 4 (01:59:50):
I'm not even gonna say it, not only going to
say it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:51):
Okay, that's happening anyway. We the people want to stay together,
otherwise you'll surely hang separately. Six tempera turatus is as stupid.
Good night, talked Tom S.

Speaker 4 (02:00:00):
I'll see the shackle on.

Speaker 14 (02:00:00):
The shootings at the Dailymojo dot com

Speaker 6 (02:00:05):
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