October 15, 2024 • 22 mins
Leftists are panicking that Kamala’s racial pandering isn’t getting enough support. Meanwhile, did Bigfoot make an appearance in Kentucky?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
A man dressed in a bull onesie tried to burn
down his ex lover's.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
House with pasta sauce.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That's real.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah uh oh wow. So this guy was caught. He
tried to break.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Into a home into land and he was going to
steal a flat screen. Then he put left a pot
of red gus sauce in a washcloth near the stove.
He was trying to start a fire with it. The
victim alerted police of the break in. The resident security
system notified of motion in the house. According to Lushi
kind of Sheriff's office, the dude tried to flee the
(00:50):
scene and he was in a I guess like a
cow costume, a bull onesie. The victim said, it's started
out as a relationship that lasted about a week. I
let him use my car for four months and then
I gave him a hundred and fifty dollars to.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Fix his teeth. What in the world.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So now they and the police apparently are were aware
of the They knew the suspect.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
So yeah, it looked like he was trying to make
it look like the guy like the stove was on
and then use that to burn the house down.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So he was arrested in the costume.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm really sad that there's not video of that. So
let's see here and got another. This is in Port
Saint Lucy. A man is behind bars. He brandished a
flamethrower at police. Joseph Wharton, thirty nine was arrested and
charged with one kind of aggravated assignment. It's not funny,
but it kind of aggravated assault with the deadly weapon
(01:48):
on the law enforcement officer and resisting without violence. So
they Port Saint Lucy said they responded to the reports
of an explosion and there were smoking the area.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
When they arrived.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
The guy was yelling at officers from his backyard. He
had a handheld flamethrower, and the police said that he
told him to drop it at gunpoint. He refused, and
then he pointed the flamethrower at one of the officers,
and one officer grabbed the flamethrower for morton and the
guy ran back in his house and he ended up
finally being taken into custody. They had to like taze
(02:20):
him practically half to death. He's being held on five
five hundred dollars bond. You can't just like point a
flamethrower at police. It's not not how that works. This
This is Fox thirteen. A Fordy man was accused of
trying to steal a generator that powered a traffic light
after Hurricane Morton.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Why would or Milton? Why would you do that? This?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hillsborough County Sheriff's office responded to a man stealing a
generator literally on the like a street corner. The official
state workers who were in the area gave deputies photos
of the suspected thief and his license plate. They arrested him.
You can apparently get so they can elevate the crime
against you, the charge if it's during his date of emergency.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, so he was charged with grand theft of the
third degree during a state emergency.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I mean, I know that people get desperate, but I'm
just saying so. In Stuart, Florida, a man returned home
after three days of sheltering from Hurricane Milton, and he
found an alligator legit in his pool.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So the emial to Kubas that he returned home from
his to his home in Stuart, Florida. He was staying
in Vero Beach waiting out Milton, and his home wasn't
seriously damaged. But when he got to the backyard, that's
when he saw the alligator in his pool, and he
had a call Florida Fisher and Wildlife and they removed it.
He was trying to figure out how the alligator got
(03:45):
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It's Life three sixty dot com Codana. She's doing the
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is a polite host, but he's not a progressive. It's
a Life to tape, meaning that they're taping it and
then not editing it, and then you just run it
(05:24):
in full. The only time that you cut off is
like at the end or the beginning. You don't like
edit in between. That's not what life to tape is.
And I've done tons of live to.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Tape stuff, so that's that's how that works, and so
that's how they're running it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know how long it's going to be, but
I'm curious to see what kind of questions were asked.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So she's.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
They're trying to act like it's a big deal that
she's doing that. She didn't want to do this event. Well,
because it's the Economic Club, what is she what is
she going to speak to? And you've heard her talk
about economics, right, It's like trying to listen to a
drunk bridesmaid at a wedding reception spelled bananas in the
gwen Stefani Hollibek song. It's just that makes actually more
(06:07):
sense than Kamala Harris talking about the economy.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
All right, you don't know. I wonder if she's going.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
To be asked about her plagiarism too, and what kind
of glock she owns. I've got a lot of questions
that I hope that Brett Behar asks, so we'll see.
But yeah, she's Trump is on stage there answering these questions,
and in the meantime, Kamala Harris is trying.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
To play the race card so hard.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
So it's what is it, racially based loans weed crypto.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Almost sounds like a joke, but it's real. Yeah, it's real.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
She's trying to do everything she can because she's hurting.
She's also dragging down the like all of the other
down ballot races. I was reading how the Senate race
in Wisconsin, for instance, is not going well. Democrats are
freaking out about that. There's a lot of warning signs
about this one. So they they said that the Cook
political report shifted. It's a toss up just in the
(07:04):
past week, and it's Tammy Baldwin's race. I made mention
of this yesterday, and it's a tight race. But the
fact that it's that it's narrowed that much is incredibly telling.
In all of these states where you have senators that
are incumbents or congressional members that are incumbents and they
should not be struggling this much.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's the effect of the.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
This ticket, The depressive effect that the Harris Waltz ticket
has on these down ballot races. That's something else very
interesting to watch. No, instead, she's she's uh, well, it's
a bunch of race beating. She's that's kind of what
she's been doing this entire time. She's was this when
she was on What's His Face Martin show? Was that
(07:46):
audio SoundBite you were playing where she's acting like, oh,
people assess the home values of black property owners, you know, regularly.
She like gives this anecdotal story and acts like that's
the rule not upon which all of this is done.
It's illegal to actually assess somebody's property value differently because
of race. Play that, because this is what she's been Okay,
(08:08):
well she well, that's how the race baiting is so bad.
That's all they're talking about. And it's not just from her,
it's also from her surrogates audio somebody thirteen, here's that
bald woman from MSNBC.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And some Democrats are starting to believe the disinformation too.
Have you noticed how sharply the poles have shifted in
Trump's favor over the last couple of weeks with these
claims that Trump is surging with black and Latino voters
and leading in every single swing state.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
According to secret internal polls.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Despite all the Hitler talk, what, yes, this race will
be far too close because Unfortunately, we do have a
fascist groundswell in parts of this country, mainly among white men,
let's be clear, but in small pockets among black and
brown men too. This happens to be a global phenomenon
(09:00):
as women become more economically independent and see positions of power.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I mean, that's not Look, this is not work. This
does not work anymore. This does not work well. It's
because you know, they're the polls are shifting in his favorites,
because of all.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
She's a racist. It's because it's white people's fault.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The white people have convinced the black people to oh
my gosh.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Here's when she's talking to Martin and she's trying to
say that that property values are assessed based on race,
which actually is illegal.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
But whatever, termination and home appraisals, we've taken on the
fact that, you know those stories about a black family
is trying to get their praise, their home appraise. They
want to get a second morge, they want to sell
the house, whatever, and they bring in the appraiser. The
appraiser looks around, looks at the family pictures, and appraises
it for less than it's worth. The family knows that
they're not stupid photos. So then they remove photos and
(09:55):
everything else, right, they all of that, and then they
ask a white family that's a friend of theirs come in,
they put up their pictures, and the house gets appraised
for more racial bias. We're taking that on for the
first time.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Just yeah, that's illegal to do, by the way, Yes
you can't. And that's all like it. Just I don't
believe her. I don't actually believe her. In fact, one
of the notes on this was that there was a
court case that was in California and there was no
bias or discrimination that was actually approved.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It was just a bad appraisal.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
And they people who were bringing it to court tried
to turn it into a race issue because the appraiser
was white, and they tried to make that the issue
as a way to get more money in a settlement.
And they and in fact the court determined there was
nothing found in us. There was no racial discrimination at
all whatsoever. So this is just entirely this is nonsense.
(10:55):
I mean, and anybody who's ever done comps on houses,
I mean, all those value the assessments on property value
are done by comparing what has sold in the neighborhood recently,
it's not like, oh well this is a you know,
femily of color. This isn't this family or what? And
then that somehow unless it's meth kane, I will say,
or ghosts, Oh yeah, that's a thing.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, there are your exceptions, death meth and ghosts, death
meth and ghosts. Was someone was there?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
An ax murderer? There was okay, somebody was ax murdered
in there? Going to affect your property value? Were people
cooking up meth in the kitchen there? I mean I
would be worried that the house could still blow up.
That is going to affect your value? Is the house haunted?
Because if the house is haunted, then that, you know,
could probably possibly affect your value.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm just saying, you know those things, but not the
families racial may shut up. Not the families racial makeup.
This is so dumb. Why is that the issue?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
But yet no one's talking about the whole Oh remember
you were supposed to build all this broadband and help
people in rural areas, and you had forty two billion
in taxpayer cash.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
How many people did you connect?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Like, I just feel like if you're going to talk
about property and you're going to talk like that would
be what you would bring up, right, isn't that the
issue that you would you maybe would bring that up?
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A colossal snake measuring over fifty feet long, that's a
person eating snake was found in India. I mean they've
got these stories of these, like giant snakes eating people.
I mean literally had one last month. It was really gross,
but they unearthed the fossilized remains. They think it's the
largest of its kind ever found. It's dubbed the okay
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And they published this in the journal Scientific Reports. This
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It is so big, like it could eat multiple people.
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It would have to eat multiple like people in order
to be full. It could eat an elephant. Wand's giving
you in the in the simulcast, like that's how.
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Big the snake goes. That's crazy. I know things, no things.
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A New York City man who lost an arm and
a leg afraid it's hit by a train wins a
ninety million dollar suit against MTA. I mean it did
cost him an arm and a leg. That's this is
I mean, I don't even know how someone that's wild,
but yeah, he eighty million dollars. He won that suit.
It severed one of his legs as hip joint and
most of his arm. The train operator failed to stop
(15:07):
for a guy who fell. The guy was drunk and
he fell into the subway tracks and the train ran
him over. So okay, I understand that they have like
security and regulations governing that, but also when you're drunk
and you fall into the train tracks. Is there not
any kind of responsibility that is on the part of
the person who could fall onto the train tracks from
(15:28):
being drunk?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I mean, I'm just I'm just asking some questions. I
just this is all. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
A man, this is wild, developed a cone shaped bulge
on his head because he break dances too much. He
had to actually on it's a metro British paper. He
had to undergo surgery because he spent so much time
spinning on his head that he developed a break dance bulge.
(15:59):
And apparently I didn't even know this. It's like the
cauliflower ear of the break dance community. It's not really
studied in medicine, but they said that I guess like
that can happen if you spin on.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Your head a lot. I don't know. Wow, okay, so
uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
He had to actually get it removed and it was
the head spin hole. That's what he ended up. That's
kind of gross. And I didn't even know that you
could get that thing, but okay, but you can. And
they said that breakdancers, it's not unusual in the break
dancing community to get cone heads because.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You're spinning on your head. All right, all right, all right,
there you go.
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Speaker 2 (16:54):
So there you go. I want to change it up
because there's a big foot apparently in Kentucky. Did you
guys hear about this?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Chilling video captures big well, bigfoot noises that literally could
be like you're you know, your uncle Leleroy out there
in the bush, out there in the brush making making
weird noises. A bigfoot investigator these I love that these
exist has shared incredible new audio of what he believes
are sounds made by the mysterious beast as it roams
(17:23):
the woods in Kentucky for over three decades. Charlie Raymond,
of course he's a Florida native, has meticulously documented nearly
seven hundred sightings of the elusive creatures in his new
home state of Kentucky. He has established the Kentucky Bigfoot
Research Organization organization after college, and the calls have flooded
(17:43):
in ever since. So he's he's been out there and
he's been looking, he said. In one clip, a loud
whooping sound can be heard, whooping, whooping, and he says
it's identical to the recordings captured by another dude in
the Sierra Nevada Mountains. He said, it's an exact match,
and it is no human. These whoops are almost fifty
years apart and over four thousand miles away.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Do you hear that, Kane? Them whoops?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Them whoops are fifty years apart and over four thousand
miles away, and uh, he said that because they're I
think they're called differently, like the bigfoot's bigfoot. We need
like an APS style book entry on this, Like because
it's moose is singular plural, you don't say moose is
(18:28):
and you don't say MEAs. I'm just curious what the
bigfoot thing is, But he says, I believe, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I kind of want.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I want to believe that bigfoot exists because that would
explain the behavior of a lot of people, but also
because I love the idea of there being a giant
creature that exists out in the wilderness that hates people
so bad that you can't get it. You can't capture it,
you can't find it, and it's it's able to elude
(18:57):
all sightings.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I mean, think of it.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Everybody's got a phone, everybody's got video camera, and there's
not literally one incredible recording of this thing. I love
the idea that it's real and it hates people so
bad and it is so good at eluding stupid humans
that no one's been able to catch it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
There's something that I admire about that. Teach me your ways.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And they said that, like they can knock, they can
do whistles, hand claps, tree knocks, all this stuff, and
I think it's hysterical. They feel like they they think
that they've deciphered it. Like if they hear a knockout
in the woods, then that's like a home knock. That's
like one of them knock into the other one. I
probably think they could verbalize, you know, it's an you know,
(19:42):
they've got like mouths and throats and voice boxes and
that I just, you know, feel like they could do that.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
But in Kentucky, though, I think it's in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I mean, I think that it's probably like in Washington
State or something up there, like in the Sierra Nevada,
something like that, up in up in the Northwest, because
isn't that where it's supposed to be. But it could
probably be in Kentucky. I wouldn't doubt it. There's lots
of caves and hills up there.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Might be were migrating south for the retirement.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Maybe it got aggravated because too many pot smoking hippie
hikers were getting all up in its business, and so
it decided to come to Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Maybe it decided to do that. That's a possibility. I
don't know. I love that. I love the idea of
one I've been.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I mean, I was my cousins and I used to
go out in the woods when we were kids, back
when you could. We'd take bb guns and we'd like
our parents had no idea where we were. It's like
amazing that the stuff that if you were a kid,
like in the eighties and nineties, the stuff that you
were that you could do, compared to kids now right Like,
we did everything, Like we went out and we were
(20:50):
gone all day long. It's wild, but we were all
we were all out in the woods. I never saw nothing.
I mean I would see like scraggly coyotes and all that,
but I never see it all. Really a bigfoot per se,
never really saw anything like that. Always wanted to, but
never did. Anyway, if it's in Kentucky, make sure it's
registered to vote, like, go out and get it. Find
it's a little herd, other bigfoots, bigfoot, foot beats, feteast,
(21:15):
I don't know, and make sure they're all registered to vote.
If Bigfoot could vote, I think I know how Bigfoot
would vote, because Bigfoot wants to be left alone, and
I think I know how it would vote.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Just saying so. They it's just audio recordings. You know what.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't believe the audio recordings. It could be just
this guy in the woods doing this stuff. And they
he's like, look, I got he got Bigfoot on audio.
I could do that. Can I could go out in
my backyard and do that and be like, OK, and
I got audio Bigfoot it exists. Listen to him, he's home.
Knock into a sweetie. No, I don't think so. I
don't think the same thing. It's not the same thing anyway.
I hope it does exist, really do. Thanks for tuning
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in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurdhooths podcast.
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
A man dressed in a bull onesie tried to burn
down his ex lover's.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
House with pasta sauce.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
That's real.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah uh oh wow. So this guy was caught. He
tried to break.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Into a home into land and he was going to
steal a flat screen. Then he put left a pot
of red gus sauce in a washcloth near the stove.
He was trying to start a fire with it. The
victim alerted police of the break in. The resident security
system notified of motion in the house. According to Lushi
kind of Sheriff's office, the dude tried to flee the
(00:50):
scene and he was in a I guess like a
cow costume, a bull onesie. The victim said, it's started
out as a relationship that lasted about a week. I
let him use my car for four months and then
I gave him a hundred and fifty dollars to.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Fix his teeth. What in the world.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So now they and the police apparently are were aware
of the They knew the suspect.
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Oh my gosh.
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So yeah, it looked like he was trying to make
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and then use that to burn the house down.
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So he was arrested in the costume.
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I'm really sad that there's not video of that. So
let's see here and got another. This is in Port
Saint Lucy. A man is behind bars. He brandished a
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The guy was yelling at officers from his backyard. He
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told him to drop it at gunpoint. He refused, and
then he pointed the flamethrower at one of the officers,
and one officer grabbed the flamethrower for morton and the
guy ran back in his house and he ended up
finally being taken into custody. They had to like taze
(02:20):
him practically half to death. He's being held on five
five hundred dollars bond. You can't just like point a
flamethrower at police. It's not not how that works. This
This is Fox thirteen. A Fordy man was accused of
trying to steal a generator that powered a traffic light
after Hurricane Morton.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Why would or Milton? Why would you do that? This?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hillsborough County Sheriff's office responded to a man stealing a
generator literally on the like a street corner. The official
state workers who were in the area gave deputies photos
of the suspected thief and his license plate. They arrested him.
You can apparently get so they can elevate the crime
against you, the charge if it's during his date of emergency.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, so he was charged with grand theft of the
third degree during a state emergency.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I mean, I know that people get desperate, but I'm
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Oh wow.
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his to his home in Stuart, Florida. He was staying
in Vero Beach waiting out Milton, and his home wasn't
seriously damaged. But when he got to the backyard, that's
when he saw the alligator in his pool, and he
had a call Florida Fisher and Wildlife and they removed it.
He was trying to figure out how the alligator got
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It's Life three sixty dot com Codana. She's doing the
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a Life to tape, meaning that they're taping it and
then not editing it, and then you just run it
(05:24):
in full. The only time that you cut off is
like at the end or the beginning. You don't like
edit in between. That's not what life to tape is.
And I've done tons of live to.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Tape stuff, so that's that's how that works, and so
that's how they're running it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know how long it's going to be, but
I'm curious to see what kind of questions were asked.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So she's.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
They're trying to act like it's a big deal that
she's doing that. She didn't want to do this event. Well,
because it's the Economic Club, what is she what is
she going to speak to? And you've heard her talk
about economics, right, It's like trying to listen to a
drunk bridesmaid at a wedding reception spelled bananas in the
gwen Stefani Hollibek song. It's just that makes actually more
(06:07):
sense than Kamala Harris talking about the economy.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
All right, you don't know. I wonder if she's going.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
To be asked about her plagiarism too, and what kind
of glock she owns. I've got a lot of questions
that I hope that Brett Behar asks, so we'll see.
But yeah, she's Trump is on stage there answering these questions,
and in the meantime, Kamala Harris is trying.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
To play the race card so hard.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
So it's what is it, racially based loans weed crypto.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Almost sounds like a joke, but it's real. Yeah, it's real.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
She's trying to do everything she can because she's hurting.
She's also dragging down the like all of the other
down ballot races. I was reading how the Senate race
in Wisconsin, for instance, is not going well. Democrats are
freaking out about that. There's a lot of warning signs
about this one. So they they said that the Cook
political report shifted. It's a toss up just in the
(07:04):
past week, and it's Tammy Baldwin's race. I made mention
of this yesterday, and it's a tight race. But the
fact that it's that it's narrowed that much is incredibly telling.
In all of these states where you have senators that
are incumbents or congressional members that are incumbents and they
should not be struggling this much.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's the effect of the.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
This ticket, The depressive effect that the Harris Waltz ticket
has on these down ballot races. That's something else very
interesting to watch. No, instead, she's she's uh, well, it's
a bunch of race beating. She's that's kind of what
she's been doing this entire time. She's was this when
she was on What's His Face Martin show? Was that
(07:46):
audio SoundBite you were playing where she's acting like, oh,
people assess the home values of black property owners, you know, regularly.
She like gives this anecdotal story and acts like that's
the rule not upon which all of this is done.
It's illegal to actually assess somebody's property value differently because
of race. Play that, because this is what she's been Okay,
(08:08):
well she well, that's how the race baiting is so bad.
That's all they're talking about. And it's not just from her,
it's also from her surrogates audio somebody thirteen, here's that
bald woman from MSNBC.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And some Democrats are starting to believe the disinformation too.
Have you noticed how sharply the poles have shifted in
Trump's favor over the last couple of weeks with these
claims that Trump is surging with black and Latino voters
and leading in every single swing state.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
According to secret internal polls.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Despite all the Hitler talk, what, yes, this race will
be far too close because Unfortunately, we do have a
fascist groundswell in parts of this country, mainly among white men,
let's be clear, but in small pockets among black and
brown men too. This happens to be a global phenomenon
(09:00):
as women become more economically independent and see positions of power.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I mean, that's not Look, this is not work. This
does not work anymore. This does not work well. It's
because you know, they're the polls are shifting in his favorites,
because of all.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
She's a racist. It's because it's white people's fault.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The white people have convinced the black people to oh
my gosh.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Here's when she's talking to Martin and she's trying to
say that that property values are assessed based on race,
which actually is illegal.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
But whatever, termination and home appraisals, we've taken on the
fact that, you know those stories about a black family
is trying to get their praise, their home appraise. They
want to get a second morge, they want to sell
the house, whatever, and they bring in the appraiser. The
appraiser looks around, looks at the family pictures, and appraises
it for less than it's worth. The family knows that
they're not stupid photos. So then they remove photos and
(09:55):
everything else, right, they all of that, and then they
ask a white family that's a friend of theirs come in,
they put up their pictures, and the house gets appraised
for more racial bias. We're taking that on for the
first time.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Just yeah, that's illegal to do, by the way, Yes
you can't. And that's all like it. Just I don't
believe her. I don't actually believe her. In fact, one
of the notes on this was that there was a
court case that was in California and there was no
bias or discrimination that was actually approved.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It was just a bad appraisal.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
And they people who were bringing it to court tried
to turn it into a race issue because the appraiser
was white, and they tried to make that the issue
as a way to get more money in a settlement.
And they and in fact the court determined there was
nothing found in us. There was no racial discrimination at
all whatsoever. So this is just entirely this is nonsense.
(10:55):
I mean, and anybody who's ever done comps on houses,
I mean, all those value the assessments on property value
are done by comparing what has sold in the neighborhood recently,
it's not like, oh well this is a you know,
femily of color. This isn't this family or what? And
then that somehow unless it's meth kane, I will say,
or ghosts, Oh yeah, that's a thing.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, there are your exceptions, death meth and ghosts, death
meth and ghosts. Was someone was there?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
An ax murderer? There was okay, somebody was ax murdered
in there? Going to affect your property value? Were people
cooking up meth in the kitchen there? I mean I
would be worried that the house could still blow up.
That is going to affect your value? Is the house haunted?
Because if the house is haunted, then that, you know,
could probably possibly affect your value.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm just saying, you know those things, but not the
families racial may shut up. Not the families racial makeup.
This is so dumb. Why is that the issue?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
But yet no one's talking about the whole Oh remember
you were supposed to build all this broadband and help
people in rural areas, and you had forty two billion
in taxpayer cash.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
How many people did you connect?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Like, I just feel like if you're going to talk
about property and you're going to talk like that would
be what you would bring up, right, isn't that the
issue that you would you maybe would bring that up?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Am I crazy to think that? No? Dan, know, you're
You're not crazy, Tanny, You're not crazy.
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Speaker 1 (13:40):
A colossal snake measuring over fifty feet long, that's a
person eating snake was found in India. I mean they've
got these stories of these, like giant snakes eating people.
I mean literally had one last month. It was really gross,
but they unearthed the fossilized remains. They think it's the
largest of its kind ever found. It's dubbed the okay
(14:02):
Vestsuki in Dakis. Yeah, it stretches fifty feet long. It
dwarfs it like modern day pythons.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It is huge.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
And they published this in the journal Scientific Reports. This
is crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
It's huge.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
The snake is huge, twenty seven vertebrae. It's like giant.
It's a giant snake, that's all. And it thankfully it's
fossilized and there's not one around here because that's.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
It is so big, like it could eat multiple people.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It would have to eat multiple like people in order
to be full. It could eat an elephant. Wand's giving
you in the in the simulcast, like that's how.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Big the snake goes. That's crazy. I know things, no things.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
A New York City man who lost an arm and
a leg afraid it's hit by a train wins a
ninety million dollar suit against MTA. I mean it did
cost him an arm and a leg. That's this is
I mean, I don't even know how someone that's wild,
but yeah, he eighty million dollars. He won that suit.
It severed one of his legs as hip joint and
most of his arm. The train operator failed to stop
(15:07):
for a guy who fell. The guy was drunk and
he fell into the subway tracks and the train ran
him over. So okay, I understand that they have like
security and regulations governing that, but also when you're drunk
and you fall into the train tracks. Is there not
any kind of responsibility that is on the part of
the person who could fall onto the train tracks from
(15:28):
being drunk?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I mean, I'm just I'm just asking some questions. I
just this is all. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
A man, this is wild, developed a cone shaped bulge
on his head because he break dances too much. He
had to actually on it's a metro British paper. He
had to undergo surgery because he spent so much time
spinning on his head that he developed a break dance bulge.
(15:59):
And apparently I didn't even know this. It's like the
cauliflower ear of the break dance community. It's not really
studied in medicine, but they said that I guess like
that can happen if you spin on.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Your head a lot. I don't know. Wow, okay, so
uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
He had to actually get it removed and it was
the head spin hole. That's what he ended up. That's
kind of gross. And I didn't even know that you
could get that thing, but okay, but you can. And
they said that breakdancers, it's not unusual in the break
dancing community to get cone heads because.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
You're spinning on your head. All right, all right, all right,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
This two comments are going to be visible in the
night skies this month. None of them are going to
hit earth. I know we're all said, none of them
are smot but two will be visible. It's the ort cloud.
Oh oh rt, the Orc cloud. It's a spherical shell
and it's invisible, and I'm gonna be able to see
it because these two comments.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
So there you go. I want to change it up
because there's a big foot apparently in Kentucky. Did you
guys hear about this?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Chilling video captures big well, bigfoot noises that literally could
be like you're you know, your uncle Leleroy out there
in the bush, out there in the brush making making
weird noises. A bigfoot investigator these I love that these
exist has shared incredible new audio of what he believes
are sounds made by the mysterious beast as it roams
(17:23):
the woods in Kentucky for over three decades. Charlie Raymond,
of course he's a Florida native, has meticulously documented nearly
seven hundred sightings of the elusive creatures in his new
home state of Kentucky. He has established the Kentucky Bigfoot
Research Organization organization after college, and the calls have flooded
(17:43):
in ever since. So he's he's been out there and
he's been looking, he said. In one clip, a loud
whooping sound can be heard, whooping, whooping, and he says
it's identical to the recordings captured by another dude in
the Sierra Nevada Mountains. He said, it's an exact match,
and it is no human. These whoops are almost fifty
years apart and over four thousand miles away.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Do you hear that, Kane? Them whoops?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Them whoops are fifty years apart and over four thousand
miles away, and uh, he said that because they're I
think they're called differently, like the bigfoot's bigfoot. We need
like an APS style book entry on this, Like because
it's moose is singular plural, you don't say moose is
(18:28):
and you don't say MEAs. I'm just curious what the
bigfoot thing is, But he says, I believe, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I kind of want.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I want to believe that bigfoot exists because that would
explain the behavior of a lot of people, but also
because I love the idea of there being a giant
creature that exists out in the wilderness that hates people
so bad that you can't get it. You can't capture it,
you can't find it, and it's it's able to elude
(18:57):
all sightings.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I mean, think of it.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Everybody's got a phone, everybody's got video camera, and there's
not literally one incredible recording of this thing. I love
the idea that it's real and it hates people so
bad and it is so good at eluding stupid humans
that no one's been able to catch it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
There's something that I admire about that. Teach me your ways.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And they said that, like they can knock, they can
do whistles, hand claps, tree knocks, all this stuff, and
I think it's hysterical. They feel like they they think
that they've deciphered it. Like if they hear a knockout
in the woods, then that's like a home knock. That's
like one of them knock into the other one. I
probably think they could verbalize, you know, it's an you know,
(19:42):
they've got like mouths and throats and voice boxes and
that I just, you know, feel like they could do that.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
But in Kentucky, though, I think it's in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I mean, I think that it's probably like in Washington
State or something up there, like in the Sierra Nevada,
something like that, up in up in the Northwest, because
isn't that where it's supposed to be. But it could
probably be in Kentucky. I wouldn't doubt it. There's lots
of caves and hills up there.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Might be were migrating south for the retirement.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Maybe it got aggravated because too many pot smoking hippie
hikers were getting all up in its business, and so
it decided to come to Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Maybe it decided to do that. That's a possibility. I
don't know. I love that. I love the idea of
one I've been.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I mean, I was my cousins and I used to
go out in the woods when we were kids, back
when you could. We'd take bb guns and we'd like
our parents had no idea where we were. It's like
amazing that the stuff that if you were a kid,
like in the eighties and nineties, the stuff that you
were that you could do, compared to kids now right Like,
we did everything, Like we went out and we were
(20:50):
gone all day long. It's wild, but we were all
we were all out in the woods. I never saw nothing.
I mean I would see like scraggly coyotes and all that,
but I never see it all. Really a bigfoot per se,
never really saw anything like that. Always wanted to, but
never did. Anyway, if it's in Kentucky, make sure it's
registered to vote, like, go out and get it. Find
it's a little herd, other bigfoots, bigfoot, foot beats, feteast,
(21:15):
I don't know, and make sure they're all registered to vote.
If Bigfoot could vote, I think I know how Bigfoot
would vote, because Bigfoot wants to be left alone, and
I think I know how it would vote.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Just saying so. They it's just audio recordings. You know what.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't believe the audio recordings. It could be just
this guy in the woods doing this stuff. And they
he's like, look, I got he got Bigfoot on audio.
I could do that. Can I could go out in
my backyard and do that and be like, OK, and
I got audio Bigfoot it exists. Listen to him, he's home.
Knock into a sweetie. No, I don't think so. I
don't think the same thing. It's not the same thing anyway.
I hope it does exist, really do. Thanks for tuning
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