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You call yourself for me. Youknow you're a lying, low life,
more fucking gambling degenerate freak. Youknow that's what you are. Well,
helloly degenerate fox, and welcome tothe Degenerate Gambler. It's Thursday, the
fourth of April. Back from myholiday and just back with another episode this
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week. Look, I haven't donestats. You know we're being away.
I haven't really been had time toright down the stats like a normally day.
There's a lot of games obviously Freddyand Monday in the Championship and EFL
Premier League on Saturday and Premier Leaguemidweek. But so look, basically it'll
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be a short episode to day.I'll just go through. I did have
a few winners and I'll talk slatelyabout trying to use a VPN. Went
on holiday, but i'll get intothe beds. So just before I went
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on holiday, I think was iton a Thursday, I can't remember.
So the Wednesday of the Thursday,I had a ten pound travel International bet
up they paid one oh two.I'd been waiting on Ukraine and writting beat
one now and they ended up winningtwo to one. So that was nice.
Just before I went away then onGood Friday I did a bet on
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bet for because that was one ofthe only book makers I got on.
I'll get that at the minute.Why but it was waiting. I think
it was ipswitch on the league game. They won one neil, so that
was another one hundred and five.Then over the weekend there I had a
couple of close bets. Most ofthem weren't the greatest, but I did
have two super boost shops, onefor twenty and one for thirty, So
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totally that's you know, two hundredand fifty seven pound in a week,
and when in just over a weekin winnings, which put my monthly winnings
to about one hundred and eighty threequid. So you know, after having
a shit month last month, cheltingthem helped that. Obviously I had a
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decent Cheltenham and then those two winnershelped that, those two over one hundred
pounds winners. So look, itputs me slightly up for the year.
Again, I posted that the otherday. I think it may be four
hundred quid up for the year,which you know is not great, you
know, considering some years I havewon two grown or eighteen hundred. I
think it was last year. Youknow. The only way I hit that
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number this year if I get oneof my rape bets up and if you
listen to you think it was thelast episode of Dead or maybe the one
before. I have one Bat I'mbasically went on Middlesbrough to get into the
playoffs, and I think that payslike a eight hundred quid. The other
one I have that's going well isone the goal scorer one. Yeah,
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that was the last episode as Ahad a fucking gold ruled out he had
took the lead. I've got Watkinswinning, Salah win and Rice for and
drawn. So what I need isthose two to get a couple of goals.
Even if Receford could stay drawn,I'll be happy with that. I
want to win that one because he'sa big price two he is. But
anyway, so look, that's basicallywhat's been going on in the last sort
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of two weeks whatever, obviously beingaway and stuff. But I've done an
episode about this before, about usingVPNs and how you get them to work.
And the more I use them,the more I get a bit more
knowledge about it. So BAT threesix five, I have to give them
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the air due they're very good atspotting even through a VPN. So what
I figured out was I fell fout of my own mistake. If you're
going away, the only way you'llget on BAT three six five. Most
of the other sides I got on, like Patty Park bat for I got
on William Hill. I think whatthey can be full of just bad VPN
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even with your location services on right, the Bathley sixty five won't. So
the way they get on BAT threesix five is you're on the plane,
phone in flight mode. Right whenyou get off the plane, you turn
the phone off flight mode, turnthe location services off right, then go
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in and have your VPN running,So turn it on, connect with or
wherever Manchester I think I was connectedto, and then go in to BAT
three sixty five. When you dothat, BAT three sixty five will automatically
even if you're in this country andyou have your location services turn off,
it'll say, oh, we can'tget you into this website because we don't
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know you are clicked here to turnon your location services. And when you
do that, then it looks foryour location and it'll open. Sometimes excuse
me, sometimes the app won't work. But if that doesn't work again go
in VPN still running, turn thelocation services off again and go in through
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the website, even if it meansdeleting the app, you know, if
you've tried to get in and it'sspots, then delete the app, you
know, downloaded again. Go tothe web page with location services turned off
and the same thing will come up. And that one should be okay to
get around. But Betty six yfive, I fucked up in that.
I run the VPN and I hadthe location services on and it just would
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not load. And then I wentinto the website and it came up your
bond because you're in a bond area. Then I have a VPN running and
that shouldn't do that. But obviouslywhatever way they do their location services or
their website, that's probably the best. But I had no issue getting into
any other ones even with location serviceson. So the VPN was tricking bet
for Paddy par or whatever else inthe in the thinking I was in Manchester,
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but Bethley sixty five, there hasto be done that way. So,
like I said, so the stepsare phones in flight mode, turn
flight mode off obviously, turn locationservices off, run your VPN, then
go into bet three sixty five.It'll ask you turn on your location because
we don't know who we are whenyou turn it on. That should trick
the website or the app into thinkingyou're you're in England basically. So anyway,
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I'll move on from that. Butthat's just the wee thing. And
I hope it's obviously coming up toholiday season people will be going away and
stuff. Hopefully people can get theuse of bet three sixty five. I
was just lucky that none of thebets it's done. There wasn't much on
anyway, but where two goal payoutcame back to home me type thing Betford
has thing of obviously eighty minutes.So when I was waiting on the switch
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game, I was like, fuck, please, for the love, I
just let this go to the youknow, the nightieth minute and it did.
So anyway, look, I'm justgonna get on with the beats.
So true beats picked um shit,and one of them I don't know.
I've just realized I haven't got aprice for one of them. I'll have
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to double check here if it's ifit's on yet, let's see, No,
it's still not done. But Idon't care what prices because I'm happy
with the four other prices. Soanyway, I'll run through the bats me
and bet is Arsenal away to Brighton, het the thirteen, Villa at home
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to Branford thirteen to twenty, Middlesbroughat home to Swansea seventeen to twenty,
Borrow at home to Swindon three tofour, Portsmouth but Hume Shrewsbury two to
five. That I think pays abouteleven the one hold on I can check
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that or no pass twelve to one, so that's twelve to one, right,
I'll come back and look at thestats. So look Arsenal, Brighton,
Arsenal Worth obviously tablet not of theTabla League and maybe Tabla League guy
b point haven't played a game morethan Liverpool breaking the ninth. Arsenal really
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good last night too, even thoughI haven't got SAGA. But Tabla League
form thirteen points breaking away there andsixteenth recent home form breaking home forms decent
the three wins and two draws Arsenalthree wins a drawn defeat. The defeat
was in against Portal win the ChampionsLeague. So look, you know,
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home form good, away for himgood, but Arsenal just the better team
they're going for the league. Theydon't win this game, the their league
chances are probably going then we saygo to Villa. Nive arrested players last
night when they get beat by City, which you know anybody who's an Arsenal
Liverpool fund won't be happy about.They've also left the door roopen for Spurs
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to overtake them, so that maycome back and haunt them. But anyway,
form Vella fourth, Branford fifteenth.In recent form, Fella's way down
in the labth Have've only got sevenpoints at Branford only three points. They
haven't had a win in five athome Vella three wins to defeats, lost
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to top them, lost the EDIT, but won all the one of the
other games Branford away four losses ina row. They won the game before
that against its Wolves. I meanfive losses in a row way from home
a lot. But I just thinkthey'lla need to bounce back or their top
four chances are going to be goingto next And you know what, I
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should probably be betting against this teamfor the rest of the season because I'm
It's Middlesbrook and obviously I want themto finish top four, but maybe our
top six, but maybe if they'renot going to if I bad against them
every week, I might make afew quid either way. But anyway,
so they're currently ninth, Swansea infifteenth, but they're in good form the
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third eleven points, are undefeated infive And this is what's giving me hope
with this out right bad is therealways is a team it just hits up
better form at the end of theseason on sneaks into the playoffs home and
away. So they've in the lastthree they've won, draw, win,
and they lost the two before thatSwansea five games ago day one to in
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a row. Then they've drew,lost, draw, So general, I
mean it's again I'm thinking here isI'm just hoping Meddles will sneak into the
playoffs and the team that they're goingagainst really I mean West Brom are there
too, but it's really against Norwich. So Norwich are six with sixty four
points, Middlesbury ninth with fifty eighth, so it's at six points, you
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know, and Norwich play Switch atthe weekend at at home. But even
a drawler Middleburg win, you knowthey're they're going to sixty five Middlesbrough going
to sixty one four points with whatfive games left? That's doable. Now
there's obviously two teams above them,Caldry and Preston need Demon's not to do
well either, but anyway, moveon into League two and Borrow Borrow,
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say at home to Swindon. Borrowcurrently fifth in the playoffs, Swindon downright
in nineteenth form Borrow sixth. Swindonand rock Bottom only won, winning four
defeats home and away. Borrow undefeatedin five, four wins in one draw.
Swindon no wins in five, threedefeats and two draws, So pretty
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self explanatory that one. Lastly,league back up in the League One and
Portsmouth and Portsmouth form hasn't been greatrecently. I mean the our top of
the league by five points, butyou know they're they're not great at the
minute. But they're playing Shrewsbury hereway down in seventeenth. But in form
person, look look at eleven pointsundefeated in five if I go into like
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the last saying, let's see here. So they got eleven points, shrewsby
decent as well, eight points homeand away were undefeated in five four in
a row, at home shrewsby twowins away from home two draws in the
defeat. But again Portly just needto get some wins, a couple of
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wins in the league's theirs. Sosay that plays a big two of the
one ten round, page one thirtyfour. Nay. The goals bet is
a bit of a mismatch this week. It's three both to score and two
overs, so listen closely. Sothe first game is aaronon Burnley both to
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score four to five, Ratting Lincolnover two point five, evens Morgam Dan
Coster over two point five four tofive, Maidenhead Barnett both to score seven
to ten, and then the lastones alfredon Kushan Eisten both to score.
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And it hasn't been priced up yet. Yeah, that's still not priced up,
but not giving us one of thetwo. I don't care because the
probably the other prices shouldn't really lowerthan that. So I don't know what
that one pays yet. But that'sthe bet. Nay before I go next
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week, big week of football,so on Tuesday eight. I don't know
if this is full fixtureless. Ithink it may be a full fixture less
in the Championship over the two nights. The rest of them seem to us
be games at a hog, butanyway, Tuesday eight has six championship games,
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six League one games, eight leagueto six National League five Nations League
South. Anyway, the main thingis champions League games. Barn in Arsenal
five to six, Arsenal three toone Barn, Madrid City, seventeen to
ten City and eleven the eighth,the seventeen to ten madrids alabn D eighth
City. On the Wednesday, there'ssix championships, a more lower league and
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then Arsenal Dortmund or Afladigan Madrid Dortmund, PSD Barn and then your ruble league
on a Thursday. So I alwaysmean to say is good luck and help you p