Comedian Frank Castillo | The Dr. Greenthumb Show

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What it do? Welcome to y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Up to my right, our special guest up in this building,
comedian Frank got Steele.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
What up? What up? Frank? Hey? What's up? Guys? Good
to be here, Thank you for having me.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
We also have back in the building my man Scoop Deville.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Hey, oh have y'all?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
What do they do?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
What they do?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
We got the Sideline crew up in here, Bolton Blombo,
Bro Brown, the Dominator Yo yo. What the Mormons are
the Mormons? Yeah, we're chilling all right. We also have
the Concentrate Kick Cali Blathe go to do lds that's right.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Uh. And we have mister Milligrams Ea Zone up in here.
The Mormons knock on doors tubes yep. Yeah, they used
to missions, that's right.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Because Jehovah's witnesses for sure, right, Like they're the ones
that like on Sundays, like you want to study the Bible.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
But Mormons, like.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
That'd be hilarious if they had like, you know, little
clips and they had that that one song from Special
Ed I'm on a mission.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
They're knocking out doors and ship.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
They went to the same door at the same time
and had like a brawl. You got like the Jehovah
showing up at the same time as the moments fighting
for the knock. Who's gonna get the knock?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Those were Mormons, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Do you ever see Mormons play the videos of Mormons
playing basketball in the hood?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, yeah, I've seen I've seen those videos. Yeah, yeah, Mormons.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Those guys are pretty fearless though, Man, I haven't seen
that one yet. They'd go into some areas, bro, where
I'm just like, man, you really are here trying to
say because people in this area they need it for sure, bro,
Like you know, they're like deep in the hood and
they do it. But the family, the family ones, those
are Jehovah's witnesses, right like they come with their whole family.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
They come with the whole. They do a lot of good.
They travel the world to do their missions. Like these guys,
I think they got it too, like a year or
two on the road, like it's some serious ship and
some of them go to other countries and they really
do one thing. I will tell you their right of
passage you want to call it. Good stuff gets done,
you know, they really do. Like what's thet with with Jehovah,

(03:28):
with with the Mormons. I'm not too sure about the Jehovah's.
I just know from being in Utah.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
So they get like perks once they do that, Like
they're like your I don't know about your wives.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, there you go there they get extra wives.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
That could be a good thing and a bad thing.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, Like it'd be like I mean, if you grow
up in that culture, it's nothing right, Like it's it's
the culture you grew up seeing. It's normal to you,
and that that is Utah. You grew up in Utah.
That's mostly what you see down there. But if you
come from a different place, that that is not to
get down and they don't allow it anywhere else. Right, polygamy, bigamy,
all that ship. Yeah, it might be harder for you

(04:07):
to adapt and come into that sort of situation. You
know where you're not. You're you're dealing with multiple wives,
and that means you're dealing with multiple attitudes, multiple situations,
multiple conversations, multiple plus, multiple equness multiple, but.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Also the hottest people you've ever seen in your life
in Utah, not all of them, not all of them.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
And if you ain't got a great job, you ain't
having like a row of hot Mormon wives.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
And not all Mormons are polygamous, just so you know, yeah,
not all, not.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
All, Okay, So like that's what I was, That's what
I'm saying, Like, because like you get to have up
to like how many seven, Like let's just say you
are like number two. Does that mean like you get threesomes? Mainstream?
So they give you a cap at seven. I'm just saying, like,
is there like, is there a number that like they
get to stop?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Like I think mainstream.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Organism, I don't think they believe in that anymore, but
like offshoots of Mormonism, I think they're very much still
like seven wives.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah, there was this there was this one guy
that they were looking for. He was he was a
leader of one of the churches that broke off into
their own ship and he had like a dozen wives
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, some of them were very very young.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
They finally caught him because he was on the run,
and it was him one of his wives and one
of his like right hand guys, and they were like
in it.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I think it was like an suv.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
They they caught him with all this fucking money and
other ship and he was on the run and they
got him, but he still.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Got his flock. Is that the dude with like a
couple hundred kids. I think?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
So, maybe I can't remember what his name is, but
who in the blood clot.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
One that's not a Mormon, that's a sore man, that's
a sort of all that damn And this guy's in
this guy structure.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
He was marrying people off to people, you know what
I mean, Like he was in control of the whole community.
Like so you're marrying so and so, you better be
nice to me, and I'm gonna marry your daughter because
I'm hooking up hooking you up with and so over here.
All kinds of ship like this. It was really fucked up.
Some cult it is. It was. It's like a cult

(06:15):
faction of Mormonism where Hope was making up his own
rules he was using. He was using the foundation of Mormonism,
but then like flipping it to his own ship.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
What were you saying, was this guy like Indian? I
think this, No, it was a straight up white guy.
It was like this, I don't know. That's happened like
two times. There was like one one thing that's like
this Indian guy who had this religion too, and he
bought like a part of like Montega.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Or some ship. Bro.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Like he did this whole fucking thing, and I'm just like, damn,
he just fucking tricked all these people into just fucking
their wives.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
And I'll tell you what, like a lot of the
people in the community drove their asses out. It did,
because they started like having like fucking shootouts with him
in certain areas.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
It's the same story.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, they're like what are you all doing over
here up in this fucking part of the country.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
They're like, we ate poor none of this now.

Speaker 8 (07:06):
They yeah, he made it so far to like international,
right that dude. Yeah, people were working with them all
over believing his thing to this day.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
That's the spot right there. He bought like a whole
community and like wassco.

Speaker 9 (07:18):
Yeah, they pretty much took over the whole community and
then elected people in their community to like to a
local government so they were able to like control the area.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
He changed that whole ship up over there.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Anybody who thinks it's cool to have twelve wives never
had one.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
That's the shore. Who the fuck one's twelve and one
is enough?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's if it's your culture and your your your groom
for it.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's again it's.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Something No, I mean for us, because we're Westerners. That's
not the thing for us over here. It's like one wife,
right or no wife or no one right. But out there,
if you're balling right, and it's well, I don't know
about Utah, but I'm saying in other places, yeah, they
it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
How that how that is? But these motherfuckers brought it
to America and made it cool in one state. I
have to I'd have to.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Have a lot of money to get my wife to
agree to let me marry another lady.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
No, I don't know how much that. There's no money.
There's no money that that would happen.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah, no way.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Because most of the women here outside of Utah were
not raised in that kind of tradition. There are some
open women that'll you know, maybe think about that, but no,
most of them are like, hell, no, are you fucking crazy?
You're not sharing you with nobody, right, you know what
I'm saying. And likewise, I mean if if the if
the shoe was on the other foot, we would not

(08:42):
be cool with.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
They would all sink up too eventually, like in your period.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
You know, I was waiting for you to bring that
up here. I knew you would. I love how you have.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
You You brought the main problems, the realistic problems.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Women having their period at one time.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Swam a yeah, bro, Like Jesus you imagine. Imagine, bro,
imagine like all your siblings, right are sisters, and you're
the only guy, and you're right in the middle, and
they all sink up.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
You're fucking they don't even have to be And it's
like it's the thing is like they hang out enough,
then they eventually sink up.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's like some yeah, like it's.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Like that's why like if you have like like if
you have like like I don't know, maybe like two dogs,
like a wife and a daughter, you'll just like eventually
teenage years bro, shit fucking you better hope your wife
is on menopause by that time.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I love why.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I hope your wife's like.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I was saying, if you don't want to deal with
two periods going on at the house.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I love Listen, it's you. You could survive. It's not dead. Yeah,
it may be.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
A little bit of of uncomfortable times and conversations and
attitudes and ship like that, but it only goes for
a couple of weeks. You don't want to menopause on? Somebody,
Come on, that's just.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Gonna happen though.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Every regardless you been getting through a period, try getting
through a decade.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Bro It's gonna be a rough road.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I would imagine mostly women would would would change the
situation and say, I'll take the the ons think over
this menopause ship.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I would. We could never know this, you know what
I'm saying. We would.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
You'd have to they would have to ask a bunch
of women, like a hundred women what you know what
I mean, if you had to deal with it, what
would you rather do? Would you rather deal with? You
know what I'm saying, You don't want to hope that
ship on? Nobody?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Man, Come on? These all meta metopause meta?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
What does that mean? Like you're pausing on Facebook and
ig the metopause. You ain't using that ship, You're no.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Meda is gonna get in on it. He's gonna figure
out the cure. Yeah, it's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Menopause will be around for that time. They're gonna try
to make money off it. Oh you heard Oh man, Frank,
what's been up man? Last time I saw you, you
were in a be be U costumes?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Yeah, yeah it was. It was for puff Con. I
had to spelling be challenged to give away some good gifts.
I was blown away by how many people could not spell.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
It kind of.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Scared me for the future, but it was It was fun.
I'm a big fan and it was great to finally
meet you. But it was so funny. Easy was like
you gotta beat him, you gotta come, you gotta meet
be And I was like, dude, I'm in a b suit.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
This is the worst time to ask me to meet someone.
But that was that I did. It was great. It
was awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Let me ask you this, What was the easiest word
that some of these folks could not spell?

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Right?

Speaker 6 (11:40):
I mean, well, we were giving them all weed words
and it was like three weed words in when I
was like, oh, these are all really hard words.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
It was like cannabinoid, uh like uh, Cameron.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
The other one was borrow silicate like all like yeah,
Like they were like really hard word.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's a setup.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
But these are yeah kind of words like stoner see
all the time.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, but it doesn't mean they could spell them or
define them.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
But the prizes were two three hundred dollars prizes. You
can't and hop on pop three hundred bucks. I need
a real word for that kind of money. Yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean. I'm giving you a three
hundred dollar things just the.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Decarboxylation and yeah, it was it was rough man. So
did you have more female to male winners or male
to female?

Speaker 6 (12:23):
I think it was actually more women. One I knew it,
and then one. I think one of us one.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Some of us guys are dumbasses. I can just tell
you straight up. Absolutely didn't pay attention to school.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
You got to say that I'm on the screen. A
lot of women liked the beast suit. I was very surprised.
I thought I thought it was going to be very
embarrassed in the besuit. A lot of women love the
be suit.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
I was hot for you. I was sweating like a
motherfucker that day with a T shirt on it. And
I saw him and this.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
All trying to pass You can tell him, yeah, no
passing past joints, this whole show.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
And I start, yeah, great, But that doesn't surprise me
that there are more chicks got it right?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
In turn, Yeah, there's attention. Like women take more attention
in school than we do.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Women be reading, they still they still read, like not
because they have to, Like they do it by like
you know, like for fun and ship. Like you always
see chicks with like books. Bro, you go Starbucks anywhere,
you never see a lot of dudes. You see some
dudes with books, like the Indian guys studying in or
something like that.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
But like but like you never see like listening is
some of my favorite It's crazy, it's amazing.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
This is what we deal with this out of the table.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
We violate a lot.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, that's the that's the violator side of the table.
I would say this if on the hunt for knowledge,
I would say women as a group get after something
way quicker than we would. So, like, let's just say
we're in a conversation here us five plus you know,

(13:58):
one of our female friends wats whatever, right, sister, and
we say something and no one else. Someone brings up
something that no one knows about, right, Like you bring
up a subject and everybody else is just gonna sit
here and listen to all.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Okay, well tell us about it.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
The female is gonna look it up like right then
and there to know as much about it as possible
in the most quickest time. We don't really do that,
whereas okay, you said what hold up and then start
asking questions.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
You know what I mean? That is the difference women.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, we take it to face value, where they will
go look it up and find as much information.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
They're true detectives.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
There should be more women detectives out there because they
are better at it than we are.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
In some cases. That is just a fact.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Some cases would be closed out of emotions, though, Man, no,
I don't think so. I don't think the emotions will
be out of it. I don't think you give enough
to the female species zone. How do you not women
are actually more emotional, dog like they're just hell.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
No, that's no, that is wrong.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Okay, Yes, there are emotional women for sure, But I
know some emo asked dudes that are more emo than
the chicks that I know that are emo at right,
and that is a fact. I mean, look, I'm saying,
I mean, there's a whole genre about emo music.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I'm saying a lot of dude singing. Not a dude's
singing it.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
There were to be like, you know, like they said,
two detectives, one's a guy, one's a woman, and it's
a dead baby case.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
The woman's crying for sure. Do you know what I mean?
How do you know you don't think the guy's gonna
you know? I bet you. I bet you if you
rolled up on that same scene with chick the first
one there.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Why are dead babies? This is I'm saying. I got lines, Rice, Man,
where are we?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Right? For sure?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
We're in a We're in e zone? Right?

Speaker 7 (16:00):
Bilk this algorithm?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
He cure.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I don't know where you come up with these analogies, beat,
I didn't teach you that.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
These are not lessons. I taught you you got to
get a female detective in here.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
I don't know if they'd hang with some of the
ship you're saying, they probably slapped the cuffs on you
and be like, come on this, you're going with us.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
They probably would definitely get mad at some of the things.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Yeah, chicks authority. I mean, what's her name for murder?
She wrote, is one of the best female detectives. Yeah,
Angela Lanser. Did you ever see her as a young actress?
By the way, gorgeous, wasn't bad looking at played regular roles?
We might just notice from murder, she wrote.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Of course. You know, when you're seventy and eighty, you'll
say we were all young.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
But yeah, I'm saying, and that's the fact some of
the older ladies that we see today that we grew
up as they were like the grandma in the role.
They were once young starlets, and when you see your
pictures of them, you're like, oh shit, oh my god.
I never do like, I gotta build a time machine. Yep,
can I build the time machine? Go back to talk

(17:10):
to Angela Lansbury. Try trying to holler at Angela Landsman
when she was twenty four.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
I'd be like, forty, bro, showers weren't even regular or no,
thank you, bro, stay right where I'm at.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
I always think about you. Yeah you got you guys
need a show together.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Wall Yeah, that's where I think right away.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
The New, The New, The New Man Show, and the
practical probes was just straight and muff man like that
was spotting there, bro, You know.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
What, what do you think they would say about us?

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Though?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Then I'm just saying, man, there's a bunch of hairy
ass motherfuckers too po.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Washing the rassholes these days forty fifty years ago, it's
just like running water a couple of times on your.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Phone because you're really evolved.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
Yeah, you got fucking lufas for Christ's sake.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Back then, Hey, there's there's always a beginning and there's
always a middle and dig we're in a good spot.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Better being around, like certain things have been tested is better.
That is a fact. Have you do you have a
bidet fu? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:08):
I got a Japanese toilet greatest, like crazy, he didn't
see it's like a white show going on. Yeah, my
ship had has a disco party when it goes.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Does it play the music?

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Really?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
You can little make it's got a little heater. Yeah,
it's got the little heater and cooler.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
You don't have to touch it. When you walk close
to the lid opens up, it's warm.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
It's like yeah, the toilet.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Hey, what if you could put an effect like that
where it fucking when it opens up its.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Feet, be more.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
Fucking ordery.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
That would be hilarious.

Speaker 9 (18:42):
Here's a blazdet.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
What I couldn't even see it pretty good. I'm gonna
see you after the show. Pressure, bro, that'll blow your asshole?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
How do you turn it on for all your day?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
One?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
You have to tell your something, but your day was
you gotta tell you know whoever's outside? All right, go ahead,
turn it out half wish and then your asshole will
be turned it all the way up.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
That's gonna be a bloody asshole.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Right, blow your rings out, So blow out the old
ring fucking rigs and seals. Bro. You don't want that.
Don't blow your rings and seals man, going to the doctor.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
WL have blown ring the days they just have that
one stream because I don't think like you can't take
that much pressure.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's not like well yeah that's what we're talking.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, yeah, like they can't put anything stronger than just
that little stream, bro, because then it's just gonna hurt.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oh my yeah terrible. Yeah, No, they'll do it. That
is wrong. You know what's funny?

Speaker 6 (19:51):
Before I got here, I was like, man, I really
hope I don't say anything embarrassing on this podcast, we're.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Looking easier or he will cover that for you. I
love it, dude, this is so funny.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Oh man, let me ask you this because and you
probably get asked this all the time man, because you're
a comedian. How did you like first get into comedy?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Like what what you know? Magnetized it too?

Speaker 6 (20:18):
I mean, if I if I had to think like
the first thing, I definitely think like I've like my
dad and my uncle are probably the two funniest dudes
in my family. They would always just tell stories and stuff.
But then I think like the first stand up stuff
I would watch was probably like Insomniac with David Tell.
He had a show, and then that kind of led
me into like figuring out what Comedy Central was, you

(20:41):
know what I mean, And then like Premium Blend and
all that jazz, and then you start to like learn
about just stand up in general, and then I got
into like, you know, documentaries about it, and then I
started like watching like then you start like finding out
about actual comedians, and then you start learning about clubs,
and that's what kind of got me into it.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Was just at the beginning was probably in Zombiac with
David l.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
It's crazy because just I'm gonna say maybe a year
and a half ago, two years ago, he was doing
this thing with Jeff Ross, Yeah, bumping mics something mic.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, that ship was hilarious. Yeah, they were both hilarious. Amazing.
I like when they go out of the box.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
And it's just not like just a regular stand up thing,
And like how Jeff created those roasts, you know where
it's a ghost competition, not necessarily the traditional roast, but
the competition, the roast battles. I love when motherfuckers get
creative out of the box like that, because I mean,
comedy can go anywhere. That's the that's the that's the

(21:42):
thing about comedy. It's much like hip hop. It can
go fucking anywhere. It lives anywhere.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Roast might be my favorite thing of comedy, even from
back then, the classic rope, even from and all them
back Friars Club, the.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Younger Kid. Those are really funny, you know.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
And what's crazy is that they're fucking hilarious but without
anyone using one fucking expletive.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Oh, Don Rickles, pretty crazy.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
No, no, hey, listen, if you if you go, you
could watch them on Amazon Prime and somewhere else. Right,
if you watch those Dean Martin ROAs and the Friars,
they don't use one expletive because it was all on
because each each one that they broadcasted was on National
not Cable. They didn't have cable then it was National TV.
So they all checked themselves. They said some crazy controversial

(22:33):
ship but without the expletives, and.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
They're like, the slurs are fine, yeah, yeah, yeah, they
were cool with the slurs expletives.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Know, the FCC was on their ass for that, but
like it just it's crazy because like, you know, we
only know comedy like in terms of like unless we
go back like that and watch this ship. We know
what we know from Richard pryor yeah, in in In,
Sam Kinnison and guys like that that that they were

(23:05):
influenced by Lenny Bruce, who was the guy who used
the explotives and.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
All that shit.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Right, we you know, our generation grew up listening to
comics use it all the fucking time. So when you
go back and you see how creative those comics were
and like having to be funny without using it, like
in their live bit they could go probably in some
places and use expletives but even some of them in
their stand up routines and some of the clubs they played,

(23:31):
they had to play those clubs clean too.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
I so one of my things whenever I go to
like record shops, I'll try to find old comedy stand
up vinyls. Some of the ones that I found was
I found h it was a collection of all of
Johnny Carson's stand up guests. So I have the set
that George Carlin did that got them in trouble, whereas
like the seven words you can't say right, So it

(23:55):
was this it was like his first late night set
and he drops like an F bomb, not the not
the curse word, that slur. Yeah, yeah, it's it's wild.
And then you're like, oh, this is on mainstream TV.
This is crazy. It was wild just to see like
just the differences of what they were saying back then
to what they would just say now, especially with like
the just the FCC and everything is truly bananas.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, yeah, it's the FCC. Man, They're fucked. But you
know it's it.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
They're too hung up on these words, right like because
if you go to Europe, they're they're their TV standards
are different than ours. They don't have the same fucking
sex on commercials. Basically you might have nudity right there,
just like not necessarily sex, you know what I mean,
Like hardcore like that, But they're not as hung up

(24:43):
on little ship.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
Might soap commercial. Yeah maybe just saying, but I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
I'm saying more like for the TV shows and crap
like that, not necessarily a commercial because the commercial has
to go out nationally and some regions have different rules.
But yeah, again they don't have the same shit we do,
you know what I mean, Like we're too hung up
on these little fucking words that really don't mean nothing.
They just sound crazy.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
The old shows, i mean seventies, eighties, nineties were brutal.
All in the Family, what's it called the Yeah, yeah, definitely,
they'd say it was great. That was before everybody's sensitive.
Those shows were the best. They really were great. Sanford
and Son, all of them, they said ship that was
racist everything, and everybody left.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
You know, it was good, good comedy, and but you
know the thing.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
But you know the thing is in those shows like
All in the Family and Sandford and Son and some
of those that were like portraying the racism in there.
They were trying to make racism look fucking idiotic, of course,
which it was. Yeah, they made all Chibunka the dumbest
person in the world. People loved they loved the racist. No,
they loved the character, but they love to hate him

(25:52):
because you know, he was fucking ignorant in certain ways,
you know, right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
He was always ignorant.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
But that's the ship you could get away with back then.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
You know, these days, you try to put a character
up on like that, you know immediately motherfuckers get sensitive
about it, and you know they don't like get the
real gist of why this character exists in the first place.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
It's not to glorify it. No, I'll go rucus. I
think was the last best character we had.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Oh lord, what about the guy who played Borat? He's
pushed the Yeah, that's right. This ship was just being
more ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
It wasn't about like but that was a movie that
wasn't like a show. You know, that was different again,
not that was based off him just being ridiculous, but
showing how some people's views are like fucking fucked up.
Like when he go get with those like straight up
white dudes and start talking all that crazy shit. I mean,
he exposed how a lot of motherfuckers think at certain places,

(26:49):
like through his ridiculousness. But that's the genius of that guy. Man,
he's he's fucking good. He's doing a couple of movies
this year. They are not comedy movies. Uh who oh uh.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
He's gonna be in a Marvel movie. Really, yeah, that's
one of them.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
And there's another one where he's playing a massad guy
who infiltrates Iran or something like that. And he's like,
he's like a spy. But it's not a comedy. It's
like a it's based on a true story.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
He sounds like a comedy.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
No, no, no, no, hey man, this motherfucker got into
shape for it too. He like works on himself and uh,
better not bomb. Well, you know there's no guarantee.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
No, that's what I'm saying. Like, you know, you do movies,
there's no guarantee. You like it then, like you know
it sucks. It's like you know how fifty said he
like got all skinny, he gotvolved with that cancer.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
See and nobody saw that. Nobody saw it.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Yeah wait what Yeah he did like this movie because
like his friend died of cancer or something like that.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
So he's like, I gotta make this movie.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
And like fifty lost all his muscles, he lost all
his hair, like you know what, he shaved it off.
He did the method act unrecognizable and like nobody fucking
saw this movie.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Oh no, yeah it was a flopper, but you know, yeah,
so he was doing method acting, you know what I mean,
like a lot of these big actors.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I gotta watch this movie. I feel bad.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
And he's not a bad actor, No, he's a great
act looks terrible, Yeah, but he gained all that way back.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Yeah, put the needle bag in his cheeks, literally, iron Lion.
It's called steroids.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Well.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
The other the other thing is, though, he's just a
big dude period. Maybe not death you know, defined cut big,
you know what I'm saying, But like he was, he
was a big dude anyway. Yeah, that he lost a
lot of weight for that role, kind of like how
Christian Bale like the Machinists on The Machinist.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, wild, I.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
Didn't see the movie.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
And Robert de Niro he gained weight for fucking playing
the raging Bull. Like first he was in shape, fighting shape,
and then they had to give the movie some time,
so they gained the weight to look like Jake Lamotto.
When Jake Lamaro sort to let go and he was
like just this big old, huge fat fuck you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
It's crazy.

Speaker 7 (29:06):
Look.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Oh and the weight that this dude had the game
to be Cheney. Oh yeah, how does he not have
like a bunch of fucking health problems health They actually
said they they think there was.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
After one of the movies, he said he had to
stop because it was like really fucking his body.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
It's unhealthy to lose more than like fifteen pounds, like gradually.
Just I don't know, like such a short Is the
Oscar worth it? I mean absolutely, it's got it, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Is it worth?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Listen?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Is it gonna get you to a level that you
I mean you're already on the level right Like he's
one of the most revered actors out there.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I think it helps if you're trying to sleep with
other actors.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Okay, yeah, it's like a yeah, you know what I mean,
You're just like, listen, bad, I have three oscars. We're
gonna fuck right here, and Oscar one is gonna look
at you want to fuck some background actor. Now I'm
gonna you want this oscar?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Win? Yeah, you want to you want some nominated guy,
say you.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Want this oscar Wieners Meyer Meyer rate here.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
We're gonna set my oscar right here. Yes that is
also a Tony. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I can't imagine how many motherfuckers actually did that. I mean,
because some of these actors are wild.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Man.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
I mean, there was a comic who There was a comic.
I think it might have been an improviser. He bought
one of those fake oscars he could get on on
the strip, and he dressed up in a suit and
he was like, I want to see how many after
parties I can get into with a fake Oscar. And
then he just went around two parties saying that he's

(30:55):
holding an Oscar yeah, and be like sorry, I don't
have my had my Oscar that I won, And he
was just like yeah, he would just make up some
award that he got.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Many they would have him in, dude. How many parties, dude?

Speaker 6 (31:07):
He got into like fucking six parties. There was like
he got into like one of the big ones too,
and then like I think they escorted him out.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
But yeah, he was like he was. It was so funny.
He was surprised at how far he got.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
I think you got. I think you gotta fucking try
this season. I don't see how many Grammy parties you
can get it to this, you know, like, yeah, it
wasn't like.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah, white guys winning Grammys. Bro's like you guys like
me get background rolls. No, you could be like Latin
Grammy night.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
You know.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Yeah, you just walk around here like want me to
speak Spanish, not like not that television Spanish.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Bro, No one knows.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah, you're out here and Callie, nobody expects you to
speak perfect That's so funny. They expect us out here
in the land of Chicanos to speak bocho Spanish, which
is broken, fucked up or making up words?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Did we do so?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Like you know, we're over here trying to please everybody
else and some of the folks in those areas they
don't even like not all of them even speak it
all proper and ship you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
So it's like it is what it is. Did you
get hooked up at those parties you're on that snaked that.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
I think, Yeah, he got to get some of the
food and stuff but I think the last one is
the one he got kicked out of the big one
because everyone someone was like, wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
You should you should wait for the Emmy's right, and
then fucking get yourself a little fake emmy and say
you wrote one of the new best novellas. You know
what I'm saying, and they'll believe you. I'm one of
the writers for one of the new best novellas. You
know what's not Just write it there, bro like it's
taking to somebody that like, and then you just and
then when they say what novella? So they can't, you know,

(32:53):
what are they gonna say to that?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Come on in? Yeah, the rbs are off to the
left and the bar is off to the right. The
goodie bags we're gonna hit produce you to somebody at them.
I've seen the video on this ship. I was like, God, damn,
do you want to walk the purple carpet?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
The purple Kings and queens and princes, princesses and things
the purple There's no such thing I made enough you could, though,
you could purple carpet dog for the fucking King's dog.
That's royalty ship. Purple is a is A is a
royal color? Have you been to the Grammys Bee?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah? Yeah, for all three we got nominated for and
then we got shafted on them.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Uh, and then a two more after that where they
just asked me to come, but you know, we weren't nominated.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
And then after those two, I was like, why am
I here for four hours? Four hours?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah, that's how long that ship is. Because you know,
it's for TV and it goes over the span of
of what what goes out on air. But it's like
it's a moving fucking it's a moving game, you know
what I mean. They're constantly like, Okay, we gotta go
to break for commercial. We're gonna place this, this, that.
But people are coming in and out. It's like a swell.

(34:07):
It's like being on a beach and watching the water
come in and go out the way they fill seats
and shiit when certain people get up to go do
this or that, and it's a fucking circus. So I
sat in on fucking six of them, and I was
like after the six one, I was like, Nah, unless
we're unless we're nominated or we're gonna perform, I'm cool

(34:29):
with sitting there for fucking four hours, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, it's a long time.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
It is a long time. And and uh and you
can't smoke weed while you're sitting down, not really. I
mean you can get up and go and they're gonna
fill your seat till you come back.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's what they do.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
When you get up and move and go do some shit,
they come fill your seat because when the cameras go,
they don't want to see no empty seats there, so
they'll bring in fillers to fill in the seat till
you come back. And if you don't come back there,
they're constantly switching those fis. Yeah, I don't you know,
I just I'm not down for the four hours. And really, realistically,

(35:06):
the Oscars and all the other award shows are the same.
You're sitting there for three to four hours waiting. If
you're nominated, and you don't know that you're losing, you're
sitting there for four hours waiting to lose.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
That suck. Yeah, nobody's gonna one party if you lost, No,
you'd be surprised. Shit. Free drinks at this party or
that party. Are free drinks at that party or that party?

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Thrown by the major record labels that you if you
got invited to those parties or major movie companies or whatever,
if you got invited to their parties, you would go
and you would drink in spite of losing, unless you
were just really emotionally tied to wanting to win, Like
if it was the biggest movie of the year and

(35:57):
you're like nominated for the biggest Actor of the year
or whatever leading actor whatever, the most important one in
your mind and heart was wrapped around that. Yeah, you
might not want to party with people, but if you
don't really give a fuck, because you know that this
thing is just the object, like a paperweight, if you're
the if you're great already, this doesn't define you. It's

(36:21):
just one of the little things you can have to
tell you that you're fucking great when other people are
already telling you you're fucking great. Like think about it
like this, right. I don't know how any of you
feel about Leonardo DiCaprio, but he's got a fucking tremendous
body of work, and he had won Oscar up until

(36:44):
the Redminand no, no, I don't think it was the
snow or whatever, or or was it the that was
the one he was the one. Okay, so it took him,
it took him all the way to do that to
get one. But most motherfuckers already thought, like, he's a

(37:04):
great actor, he should have had an oscar.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I mean, he don't need one. He's sorry at that status. Yeah,
he's already at that status.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
And it's like it's it's like being inducted to the
Hall of Fame sixty years later. It's like everybody knows
that this person should have fucking went like twenty thirty
years ago, but we're waiting for the academy to like
catch up and and and give the nod or salute.
Because realistically, realistically, if it was up to just people

(37:34):
voting for these folks, you would see different results.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
Just like the ground and all that bullshit.

Speaker 8 (37:41):
It's all it's all seen over by people who may
be a little out of touch of what's on the
cusp of happening, of what's happening, yeah you know what
I mean, which the younger generation already like goes, oh, yeah,
that's that's gonna be the shit.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
It's as simple as this.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Let's just say the five of us here, say we're
creating an awards called the jammys, right, and we're gonna
pick all these different categories, and we are the ones
picking all the artists that are gonna get get awards.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
It's just who our favorites are, who we can agree with, right,
And that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
It's not based off anybody's like achievements, like how many
records I sold, how many tickets we've sold, how much
merch we've sold, or are charting positions or any of that.
It's not based It's just based on who, you know,
we like, even if no one else likes them.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
That's the fucked up ship, mambe what the green thumb?
The thummies? I don't know, man, the thummies?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
And then we and then we and then we start
with the brown thumb award for all the motherfuckers who
get it wrong.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Can be like your hand, like the hand when the
terminator went down. You know, yeah, green thumb, bro, Yeah
it's going down.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Said, that's the ship about award show though, all all
the politics of that and then having to sit there
and wait it out. I could watch it on TV,
you know, I'm cool because then I can fucking flip channels,
or I could walk in and out.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
But I got to sit there in that suit for
four hours or whatever you decide to wear. But something
that looks a little dressed up, is there good?

Speaker 7 (39:25):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
After that's the after party. Yeah, I got. I got
to experience it.

Speaker 8 (39:32):
And because we were nominated for Kendrick A Good Kid,
Mad City and I got. We were nominated for Best
Hip Hop Album, and at the time it was that
and then Macamore was also in the nomination, and they
gave it to Macamore. Uh for a thrift Shop and
all those songs, which were big songs. But everybody foult

(39:54):
that Kendrick served that that Grammy and everybody already thought
that that was going to happened.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah he got his, though he got his later, Oh yeah,
for sure. It's just it mac was their favorite at
the time.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah, yeah, well the Academy's favorite. Yeah, his favorite.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, because he was saying a bunch of positive stuff
right and music and uplifting ship and he and he's
actually a cool dude.

Speaker 8 (40:18):
So like they were like, Okay, well he's knowledgeable. Yeah,
he's and and separately from just being cool, I feel
like he he when I got to meet Macamore, he's
he's very smart guy, understands the culture and does his homework.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
And he's one of those guys that well, not only that,
he gives a fuck about people, right, you know what
I mean, and like trying to uplift.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, definitely, And I think they and I think they
fucked with that. And so they got behind his ship.
And you know, right now Kendrick is doing his thing,
He's in his bag, and they got behind that like
a motherfucker. I mean, he got what nine Grammys, He's
got a lot now he fucking hit that Lauren Hills
status because right she had nine, right, yeah, hip hop

(40:59):
was representing that day when she got her nine. And
now Kendrick got that nine. That was amazing. So but
many many a time they get it wrong. This time
they just happen to get it right. Yeah, yeah, you
got to be in a good light with those folks
over there, apparently. But it is what it is, man,

(41:21):
Grammy's Oscars, Tony's Emmys, what's the other one, Jammies, the Jammys.
What you don't want is a razzie. Sometimes it might
even be cool to get a razzie. Who was halle
Berry showed up that the he got her Awards. What
I'm gonna fucking show up for my ship?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
What was that for? Man? You can't remember? Because she
also won an actual she won like a Legit award
that year too.

Speaker 9 (41:47):
She won an Oscar that received a for a Worst
Actress for her roleing Catwoman.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah that was yeah. And then what
does she win an award for that year?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
That Billy Bob Thornton Monster a Monster, Monsters Ball, Monsters Ball.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, he did come out movie, Yeah, made it all
came out in the movie. You know what I'm saying.
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus j oh I got.

Speaker 9 (42:19):
I'm seeing that Kendrick has twenty two Grammys Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Twenty. He out Laurent Hill, Darren Hill, double Laurence Hill.
He doubled in sixty six nominations.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Bacon double cheese, burst Burger, sixty six nominations. Well, you know,
he is a prolific artist, man, He deserves those nominations
because I mean, he is a bad motherfucker, this guy
right here.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I like how he could flip his tones.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah you know what I mean, Like he could sound
one way and then jumps on another joint sounds different
and he's not afraid to fuck with his range.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah, definitely cool. Definitely you're not a big fan, though,
Cali Bla.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
I And that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
I hate his voice. I think his lyrics good, it's
just it is his voice noises ship Well.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I know I went through that same thing. There's not
people that fuck with my voice and other people are like,
oh I cannot.

Speaker 7 (43:14):
Yeah, it's just one of the things. I'm not trying
to hate on the dude. He's good. I just his voice.
Like Eminem, I don't like Eminem's voice. I don't. I
think he's fucking great, but his voice, fucking it's like
nails on the trick.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
It's on that.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
It's on that level that Yeah, but I don't. I
don't take away from the talent. Who's that's respect Whose voice?

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Do you like a lot of voices these voice fuck
your dmx' his voice Jada Kiss.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Oh yeah, this guy's the one man karaoke machine for
hip hop. Like I tell you, I love I love
a lot.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
Of There's very few voices that annoy me.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
I just named the two and they're both great at
what they do, so it's not me like saying they're
not good. I just saying my ears don't like that tone.
There are some rappers it makes sense, Yeah, I ain't
hating it.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
There are up rappers that, yeah, I have to tune
out of too, that I cannot like.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
And I trust me.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
I love them's music and a lot of Kendrick songs.
But a lot of times I go man.

Speaker 7 (44:10):
Hard for me.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yeah it's tough, I hear it. You know what it's
like with acting. You might have an actor that you
cannot funk with. Right, he's in this movie. You mushed
the movie over that used to be Nicholas Cage with me,
I can't with My wife hates I love him.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
I hate him.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
I mean me and your wife will get along great.
We'll talk about Nicholas Cage all night and how we
hate him.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
See, you know I have I have a love hate.
Did you watch Pig? No?

Speaker 7 (44:44):
No, Well I've seen what's the fucking coming attractions? Where's
my pig? Where's my pig?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Great?

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Seen my pig? Oh bro, I saw the Coming Attractions
and I wanted to commit.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
There's a wedding. He's called the Surfer. Oh god, that
was coming out right?

Speaker 7 (44:58):
I want to that'll he's like an idiot like that.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
There's certain things I could watch him in.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
Look at him in his pig, Look look at this
big so good.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
It's such a good movie. It's pig, Where's my pig?
See his daughter? All that up the vegs. That was
an epic movie.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
See in theaters.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
I remember seeing that face off was pretty good too.
But but at the same time, it was looking at him.
But what I fuck with about Nicholas Cage just that
he made a movie with Pedro Pascal, right, and it's
really funny, and that was hilarious, and he was clowning himself.

(45:45):
It was like what eminem did, right, you know, like
I'm just gonna clown myself real quick and that's gonna
disarm everybody.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
And it did.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Right.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
He did the same thing with this movie. Yeah, okay,
it's like a really funny comedy. It's pretty funny. Yeah,
pretty good.

Speaker 7 (45:59):
I'll give it a shot.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
You ever met Nicholas Cage?

Speaker 6 (46:03):
No, I've I've been in the room while I've heard
him talk. Does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Is it like a movie? I mean, he is a character, So.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
This may sound weird. So I opened up for Polly
Shore a lot doing stand up in Polly's Shore. When
he lived in Vegas, was neighbors with Nicholas Cage, and
then for the longest time they would just FaceTime each other.
So I would just randomly be like hanging out with
PAULI and then he just FaceTime Nicholas Cage and he
is as ridiculous as you think he is, but in
the most sweetest, coolest, lovable way where I'm like, oh shit,
this is Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
Yeah, I bet I'd like him in person. I just
don't like his movies now.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
He like, he's an eccentric human being, that's what.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
Yeah he is.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
He's like you could tell, yeah, I don't like and
a phenomenal actor. Yeah, he said, you lost me. It's
like playing a poker. Okay, I'm out. He has my cards,
my cards about no, I mean yeah, you know, like
for me, I've always had this love hate thing for
Nicholas Cage. You know, I love some of his work

(47:03):
and then some of his other work. It's like, you're
the same motherfucker in every movie.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Well he even said it. He I think in an
interview you talked about it. He was like, there was
a year he was he was talking about doing like
running into money problems or whatever, and he's like, I
did like ten movies, just saying the paycheck, and you're like,
all right, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
And he was just playing the same character over and
over and all these fucking things like I'm just going
to work. His delivery the same, his character attitude the same.
It's like, fuck, dude, come on.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
It's such a solid you can just you can say, yeah,
you know what, I'll just make ten movies because I
got to pay some shit off.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
You know, some people just die with that.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Hey know a lot of those actors do that shit,
Like look like Robert oh Wilson had the wow, yeah, hey,
look every movies like wow, let's just say let's just
say Robert de Niro, right, we all know he's a
great actor. He's been in some of the greatest movies
and shit like that, depending on ones, but he's taking
a terrible one. The pay day he could not say

(48:03):
no to. And guess what, Guys on his level got
major expenses. So to pay some of them major expenses,
I got take some major bag movies. Even though my
people that look at this ship for me say, hey,
I wouldn't take this, Robbie, what's the bag? Look, yes,
the bag is very handsome, but you should not take this.

(48:24):
You're a you're a great and right Robbie might say,
you know what, fuck you, Mitch, Mitch, fuck you.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I'm taking the bag. Just pick the call and I'm there.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Robbie says, I'm aiding. I just belted out another kid.
I need that bag.

Speaker 7 (48:39):
He's belt him and pinos kid off.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Robbie, don't need a bag for the kid.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
He needs a bag just because he gets paid, and
he's gon take that while he could get paid.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
You know that.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
That guy's like, well, because he's got money on top
of money on money, they both do you know what
I'm saying, But like he's taking shitty movies.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Just just stack more money.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
I feel like a power thing too, bro like to
be like, look, I'm eighty and I can still pull
this bag.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
It's also like, man, yeah, get it, well you can
you get the bag? All I got to do a
show up for two days of work. You got me
for eight hours, four day, four hours each day.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Makes minds? Yeah, I mean, look, he stays working. It's
some of the work is great, some of it not
so great. But look there's a difference though, Like some guys,
like let's just say we go back to Leo DiCaprio.
You ain't gonna see too many fucked up movies on
his on his resume. He doesn't take shitty movies. He

(49:36):
maybe took three or four in his whole career. I mean,
what's a bad Leonardo Tremor's four. He was in a
that was one of the b movies he was in.
I just want to let you know Tremors four. I
love the Tremor series and that I remember seeing the
weird for me, yeah, just saying his pick game is

(50:02):
pretty that.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
What was that before and what was that after? I
think it was it was, uh, let's see.

Speaker 10 (50:09):
No, I think he did Critters three, Critters three not
Critters three, and then I think he did maybe one
or two TV things, and then he hit like a
big movies, and then he got a big movie.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
I think I think Gilbert Grape. Oh what year is it.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Oh that's way before Basketball di.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
Right, that movie for sure, I was like, yeah, Heroin,
I'm straight, Oh, you're like twelve or something like like.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Like when you see Basketball Diaries. I'm just like, yeah,
this is some serious show. I think after this he
does the Romeo and Juliet flick with I was Romeo
and Juliet.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, that was what it was. John Linck was almost
in it. It's actually a pretty good movie, modern day retelling.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Yeah, it's like gangster like, like the way that it's
like fucking the families are fucking riding in these crazy whips.
They're all strapped up instead of swords. They modernized it.
They modernized it as opposed to what it was back
in when they really wrote it, when people were carrying
swords and they were having duels and ship like this.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Oh yeah, man in the Miron mask, he did crush that. Yeah,
that was that one. Uh, let's see. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I mean he hasn't had too many shitty ones except
for Critters, and he was young, so you can't really
can't really, you know. The beach might have been a
shitty one.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
That was pretty interesting. The one that I didn't like.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Though, don's plumb. That sounds a gay port. The one
the one that I didn't like wash was Shutter Island.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
He didn't like Shutter Island. What didn't you like about it?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I don't like I didn't, I just not like I
did not like the mind fucking it because he had
just done that other flick where it was like a
mind fuck.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
It was too mind fucking flicks back to bat fuck.
What was the other one? It was? Uh inception there
you go?

Speaker 7 (52:04):
Was that the dream hopping? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
But how cool did that look?

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I was like, I like the plot of of uh yeah,
of that ship, but it was just like another one
back to back. Come on, Leo equip mind fucking us bro.
But but his body of work, man, you know, like
he don't even like That's just my opinion. It's one

(52:28):
movie I don't like. But but he even hit with
that movie. I mean, like he don't miss his pit
game is crazy as it relates to like taking scripts,
so you know whereas maybe when he gets into his
sixties and he's in his fifties now, but maybe when
he gets his into his sixties and seventies, he'll let go.

(52:48):
Like Pacino and de Niro because they started taking shitty
movies later on later on even you know what, even
in their younger year that had something.

Speaker 7 (52:56):
De Niro started in the nineties taking crap movies. Yeah, yeah,
he was getting money.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
When he takes the comedies. There cool it's just some
other some of the other movies that it took that
were like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Man? We love you, don't do this. Jack Nicholson hasn't
done anything lately, right, last one was Departed. Yeah, he's
been chilling. Fuck, he doesn't do too many shit. He
was neither. Yeah, he got his money and he was like,
I'm chilling. Yep. You know that.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Some other fuckers don't give a shit about their track record.
Look at John Travolta, like he will take a shitty
movie if the bag is you.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Know, bald, bald. John Travolta is way different than Jo
You've met the bold one.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
No, I'm just saying, like the quality of movies involved
in is like he can't do grease bald, you know
what I mean, Like like there's no way it would
have never worked.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
Yeah, but he's been like wiggy Molly for years.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah, he could just rock a wig.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
I mean he rocked a bro he had at some point,
well he did, but like, you know, man, has he
been bald this whole time?

Speaker 7 (53:55):
Yes? For ten years?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Well, well for about fifteen he's gonna be, but shaving
shaved shaved it off.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Because this was going Oh, okay, you had to let
it go. He never really showed people.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
He was just you know, well, look went into the
top the top photo to the left, or he was
rocket plugs.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
So he just decided, you know what, I'm just going
to peel it off. You know what his name, it's
a difference right there. That is a different job the boss.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
It is crazy how you have the picture of boltra
volta up and then when you took it away, it
was it was just like Kelly Blaze.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Yeah, right, that isn't asked for. That's that's that blow
his nose, that wipe at the same time, that's that's
a luxurious that's a luxurious head of hair.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
Right, is your your sixties which comes over with your
roommate Forlingner?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Was he rocket?

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Was he Rocket prel or Per? Yeah, that's prel the
hard perel righter for sure, that's or was he or
was he with well of Balsams?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Dude got angles?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Yeah, Hey he was the guy for a minute. Johnny
t was the dude for a second. But he even
he's taken some movies where you'd be like, oh, why
did you do that?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
What was the what was the scientology movie? Oh yeah,
that was a bad one. Planet Earth. Yeah, who's talking?
Forrest Whitaker wasn't down too. Look Who's talking? Was good?
That was funny.

Speaker 7 (55:23):
That's a good movie.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Seeing a Bagoda is an old guy was crazy becaues
see him and the Godfather old guy.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
Yeah, he was the grandpa.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Well he's always been old since Barney Miller.

Speaker 7 (55:33):
He's almost come up from My Godfather. He was already
forty fifty then.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Yeah, like a Bagoda, right, we grew up with the
a Bagoda that who has been old since we do?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Who the fuck a Bagoda was?

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah, like we don't even We've never seen a young
picture of this fuck He's like Morgan Freeman of Italian Dude.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Hearbook pictures that look kind of old too, like yeah,
the same. Yeah, like look, this guy looks like a
shirt with the year on it.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Take the guy from Back to the Future who was
on my taxi? Like that was the youngest he ever looked.

Speaker 7 (56:04):
It was a taxi?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
What was it?

Speaker 7 (56:06):
Come on, doctor Christopher Lloyd? Christoph Lloyd, wasn't he on taxi?

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (56:11):
Yeah he was, Like that was the youngest I remember looking.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
He played the disheveled fucking guy Jim Jim.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
But like that was the youngest I remember him to me,
he's always been like Doc, always older.

Speaker 8 (56:21):
You know.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
You know what's crazy is that, like on Taxi they
had two brilliant comedians, which was this guy Christopher Lloyd
and fucking Andy Kaufman.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
I wonder how much they were competing to make their
characters more off the chain.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
That was a great shoke, Like Lloyd just lives at
the Universal back lot. He looked like, yeah, he just
lived there. Bro, there were leaves.

Speaker 7 (56:49):
That was a classic.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
That was a good squad of actors and comedians. Taxi
Louis character was the most fucked up. This ship was hilarious.

Speaker 11 (57:04):
It almost looks like a worn down Steve who right,
Okay he was before Steve, but yeah no, but he
looks like, you know, like, yeah, the two geniuses were
were on the right right there, Lloyd and Kaufman right there,
because their characters were way different than the other four.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
The other four were normal kind of and these two
were the craziest. Anyway, check it out. Today is National
play Monopoly Day. I don't know if you haven't Monopoly
board at home, but that's what it says to do
right here on this pace.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
This is around the time of year where families start
busting it out because they have people come over and ship.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Most especially on the East coast, because you can't go
nowhere once it starts snowing.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
This is when you start creating family traumatic memories, fight screaming,
when you.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Start realizing you start teaching people a thing or two
about taxes.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah, the anxiety start to happen when you're going to
a family member's crib. You know, you don't get along
with oh yeah, you know what I'm saying, or there's
some awkwardness of.

Speaker 7 (58:15):
Some sort, or you know, your drunk gonkles are gonna fight.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Or your drunk uncles are gonna get down they're fighting.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
This is your bet on it.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Yeah, make it fun. Who's gonna who's gonna take the
first joke? Personal, who's the first person that's gonna take
a joke? Which is gonna try line.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Before everything starts, bro, just start taking bets, make your
own price pakes. Just be like, all right, bro, we're
gonna yeah, we're gonna see what passes out first.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
For me, it's like, who's gonna ask me to go
smoke one? First? I never thought about that.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Nobody does, though, they're always like, I think we can't
ask him right now, it's uh National carbonated beverage with
caffeine day. You're popping the red bull, go get your
wings or if you're mister Trace, go have your coke
or pepsi, because apparently he can't tell the fucking difference.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
He said, this is my old girl. Yeah. Oh, he
was so girl.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
He was so disappointed in himself, Like we were in
the studio the other night. He was like, man, I'm
still disappointed in myself. I can't believe I could not
tell the difference.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
And he said, this is the old girl right here. Yeah,
my old girl. He was drinking pepsi.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I got it right.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
I had the ship right, and I don't even drink
that ship like that, neither of them right. But I
knew the difference. Pepsi is always more sugary and less bubbles,
and coke has a whole lot more carbonation than than pepsi. Yes,
it was on my palate. It does right, And we

(59:56):
could we could tell the coke zero. Everybody could. That's
the state if you could tell the cokes here. I
loved how Psycho lessons that's doctor pepper be he knew
it wasn't, but I'm saying yeah, because we all we
have a homie who drinks a lot of coke, right, I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Quit soda, and but I before I was like a
hardcore soda Yes he was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
He's an avid coke drinker, right, and you know, swore
up and down that he could tell the difference between
coke and pepsi and all the other colas and ship
like that. So we said we're gonna do a little
challenge here, and I don't know how many of us, Oh,
I don't know, at least five or six of us.
I feel like I was on his team.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I feel like I could do well.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Yeah, bro, he did too. And he even claimed I
could tell the difference between coke out of a bottle,
coke out of a can, coke out of the top,
like he was claiming connoisseur saying before.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
He gets I think after that he's he questions whether
he can because because I called it, like right off
the top, I like drank it. That's the fact. That's
the pepsi, that's coke, that's zero. We already know boom
boom boom, and when it came out, we were just waiting.
He fucked me, Yeah he is.

Speaker 9 (01:01:10):
So I really tried to make the trends the regular
coke coke zero because everybody was on me and it
was better for me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
It tastes like ship.

Speaker 9 (01:01:20):
I'm gonna be honest with you, and I could pick
it out of a blind tasting, no problem.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I'm about so confident.

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
Oh yeah, zero, this is great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
His number out there.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
Pepsi.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Nope, that's the zero.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Zero. We got that right as the old girl. And
there it goes.

Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
Ah, there it is, there it is. That's my girl, right,
there's like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Nope, he's slugging Pepsi. He really fucked me, man, So wait,
you just followed him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
When I saw my results, I thought, remember I told
you guys, I didn't do right. I don't think I
did well. But then I saw I had the same
results as Trace, I.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
Was like, I won. This is old soda boy. Oh nope,
let me down. No, I mean, yeah, there's no teams.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
But when I saw what he did, you don't drink
it like he does drink. That's what I'm saying. I'm
fucked here. Well, yeah, there was truly blind freeze.

Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
And he fucking got it wrong. I just confident.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
The only reason I knew it is because I used
to drink pep season. I used to drink cokes once
upon a time, and I knew the difference. I mean, yeah,
it's the same, you know, in terms of Look, if
you pour him in there, one's going to be slightly lighter.
The other one's going to be slightly darker. The one
that's slightly darker as coat when you drink it, the
one that's a little bit more sugary with less carbonation.

(01:02:57):
It's pepsi And that is just a fact. And that
that the coke zero. We were all going to call
that out.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
I think Bobo got that wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
No, he got it wrong. He called it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
He called it a different flavor, but he didn't call it.
He didn't say it was pep.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
I can always tell it's coke because when I panned
a can of coke, my feet start to hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Really, what, Frank, I think you're pre diabetic?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Yeah, uh, let's just go past that and say, hey,
Doctor Green podcast is in the top fifty podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
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Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
Damn, Frank, you went white, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Yeah, that's the hottest. That's the hottest, right, white white hot,
he wasking.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
I like how they listen.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
I like how buff Coke keyed in on the white
hot because that is a because that's a term, and
that's hot. The bread crow you hot, dabbn motherfucker. So
you obviously hot like hot dabs. Friend, if I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Trying to get high, get high, yeah, flavor like flavor
blue or green.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
So when you would yes see, I'm glad he made
that point because that's what we've been talking about about
hot dabs for the longest time, is that like, look,
if you want to get high quick, like impact fast,
the hot dabs will get you there. It's not gonna
taste great, but it's gonna get you to the effect.
It's almost like, you know, like when a cigarette smoker's

(01:05:29):
having that that that little itch where they need to
smoke because they're like, you know, thinking about something, or
they're there or or some anxieties are happening and they
gotta fucking deal with that and they need that fast, right,
So it's that nicotine blast. That's what hot dabs will
do for for a motherfucker. The same thing like for
someone who likes to get high, but they don't want

(01:05:50):
to wait, right. So if you're smoking joints, you're you're
waiting a little bit of time or whatever. If you're
doing a regular ass dab, you're hitting the flavors coming,
but it's taken a little bit of time. But those
hot dabs are fucking me hell high?

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
Yeah, you know as you actually yep, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
I'm getting like, what would you say, like thirty seconds?

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Oh easy, Like if it's a real hot dab like
on glass and you're choking mid joke, you know, like
literally thirty thirty seconds have to gasping for a You're like, okay,
be like, holy shit, I'm high.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
You're seeing fucking start thirty seconds to lift off for
sure on a real star.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Yeah, and that's when you start walking to the taco hif.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
That's almost like a concussion when you see stars from
that ship. You know it's right, you know it's real.
You bet it better be a good sacrifice. Hey, thank
you for that hash hole. Earlier it was on the
one nice flavors. My guys tell us about the flavors.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Chop that one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
I think you got Versace and Dulci, the Papaya which
is a good one, growing by prefer and Hourrizon. And
we got other ones too, like I think a Durbin poison.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
These flavors are on the site. Yeah, they're all on
the site right now.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
We've got sales going on thing too. Oh this today
puff con Yeah, that was puff condition shot on that.
I got a bunch of those flavors over there and
stuff that's exclusive on the site right now too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
It yeah, hash holes, pre rolls, yep, yes, all the rolls, smalls, bigs.

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
That's right, Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
It's that Cali Blaze life right there, sir. If you
want to live it, get at it, get at it,
experience it. You know what I'm saying, We're about to
open up the doors to the insane asylum. That means
y'all in the live chat, if you've got a comic question,
shout out suggestion, pop it off.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
B we ain't afraid. Let's go. Well, now that's cool,
you guys, open it up. It was opening back, Welcome
to the insane.

Speaker 9 (01:07:50):
Beside, miss Angelica is saying, it's a messed up. It's
kind of like what you guys are talking about Cheech
and Chung. They don't even have a star on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
That we need to start that campaign. Czy wow, I
need to call George. I need to call George Lopez
about this. Mine, uncle.

Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
Why is he like the committee guy?

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
He's one of the guys that could make the call.
You know what I'm saying a call should have been made,
don't they How do they not?

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
They got it? Course they got one.

Speaker 7 (01:08:19):
I feel like the man and what maybe not cheating
Chang Wo maybe under their visual names, maybe got one
berry They bullshit right now, that's that's over cheaching. Chung
do not have a star, but.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Maybe has one? All right, we're gonna have to fucking camp.

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
That's wild work.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
We're gonna have to say Chia does not have one. Okay,
so we got pay. We got campaign for for those
guys for sure, long overdue, overdue.

Speaker 9 (01:08:50):
It says Tommy Chung does not have one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Terrible Okay, they need they need, they need the star? Sure?

Speaker 9 (01:08:59):
What see ruby drivers? Asking, do you guys think Kendrick
has peaked? What's your thoughts?

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
No, No, he's too young. It peaked yet. He's just
getting started. Yeah, and he's that good.

Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
He'll just find tune it over time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Yeah, he's gonna find tune it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
He's he's Look, we're gonna see nothing but growth from
my dude right there, man, and I can't wait to
see it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
You could, yeah, I mean one of his one of
his last songs is literally a sports anthem. Now, yeah,
it is a an arena playlist.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Stable do that to me, Like, I look at him
like the way I see eminem He's got like that
skill set, that level of get down, you know what
I mean. So I'm excited to see what he does next.

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
Word right rich and you're saying, Joe Jessup had five wives,
forty six kids, and two hundred and thirty nine grandkids.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
That's the guy, Joe Jesse Jessup and his his his grandfather,
his father, he got he got. Listen, this guy got
his get down from his father and his father there
got it from his father.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
They've been like this has been going down the line
if I got thrown.

Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
A lot of plowing, I tell you that literally.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
And this is a lot that's supposed to be one
of his wives right there, that the youngest daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Come out right. Hey, that's how he was living though.

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
Fucking pedophile he was. Yeah, I see that fucking dock
on that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
See see dude, that guy right there, that guy right there,
it's it's not him, I was talking about it. I
think it's his son. Who's that Chester copper Chester copperfield.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
There's a guy out there with I think like ten
thousands some ship because he keeps donating at all these spots.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
Did anybody see that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Oh no, it was a doctor. It was a guy
who worked.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
It was that's a different one because if the doctor
who was putting his own seamen. This dude is in
Europe and mate started out in Holland, then went all
over from Africa, you name it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
And this guy's bro. They were banning him because he
was just donated and around hundreds of kids in that neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Yeah, that is pretty well wind up with travel from
spot to spot. Crazy. His seed was everywhere.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
He was pulling out three or four a day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
That's fucking nuts intended you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
Right, Yep, that's him. Alton's cousin definitely related to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
I am that guy.

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Yeah, for the last decade, I've just been coming in jars, bro.

Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
This guy is literally blowing off everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
How many kids they say he has five six they
say over a thousand right below. That's called probably continents,
it's called it's called it's called progeny. He does because
he was in other countries and from the ditterlands. Man,
that child support's gotta suck none.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
He was just donating here you go charge.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Yeah, he's I got enough to go around. That's five
six hundred times there paying them that six hundred times.
He jerked off. HeLa, hella, hella, he jerked off six
hundred times. Well how about they say at least a
thousand kids. That's a thousand poles.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I mean, you're not getting you're not You're not getting
one kid from one pole.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
But he was actually plowing ladies too. He wasn't just pulling.
So they would call him and said you want He
was like, do you want natural? Yo, it's a whole story.
Do you want it natural or you want it in
a cup and anyway soft served, you know, old fashioned. Oh,
he was serving it on it and they were paying
a lot because he had that blonde hair, blue eyes, whatever.
He was like six to one, so they were top dollar.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
You know. That's that's like a hustle.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Yeah, that's that's that's kind of a gamble because like,
you know, what if when this dude turns like forty,
you know, he starts losing all his hair and like
it starts degenerating, Like there you got those genetics that
you passed along.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
It's kind of like that one where it's that that
old that old doctor who was like.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
He was.

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
What movie the therapy whatever, like trying to Yeah, he was.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Like he was one of those doctors that like helped
with fertilization. He was fertilizing half of the women in
the town. Yeah, with his ya shit. And then they
all start inbreeding like twenty thirty years later, not knowing
that they're all related to each other. They when they

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started doing that, when they started doing their blood work
to find their genetics and found out they were related
to him, and then found out a lot of the
stuff that you know, they're gonna have to deal with
in terms of his genetics, like baldness, and then like
certain certain illnesses that his family was prone to that

(01:13:47):
they now have and shit like that. Yeah, Like, so,
whoever got shipped from this guy as he's like twenty
twenty thirty years old before whatever drop off he might have,
they don't know it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
They're going by how he looked right there in that time.

Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
Ys.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
That's the crazy shit.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Like what they should have did is, Okay, let's see
what your father looked like at fifty and sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Let me look at the whole long see.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Let me see what your father looks like at fifty
and sixty because I gotta if we're talking about genetics,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:14:19):
I want to see down the road, not prime right,
what's happening later?

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man. But you know, hey,
it is what it is. People fall for what they
fall for. You know, it's fucking fave vy. Oh it's
fucking doctor and the town jerking off in cups and
then inseminating women. It's fucked up, like damn all right,
well yeah, oh no, that's what this dude was doing.

(01:14:45):
You know, this guy, like this particular doctor was fucking
going like he'd have the patient in one room and
then he'd go and jerk off and then take that
instead of putting like who who U?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
But what what's the post?

Speaker 11 (01:15:02):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
She was supposed to be in seminated with He used
his instead.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Crazy And they're all in the same neighborhood. And there
was really no reasoning behind it, behind it. Sick fuck
that's the reason. Yeah, because he wasn't fucking none of them.
He didn't get like like the pre boy guys. He
just wanted kids or he was just a sick. He
thought he was so smart that he was just going
to pass his seat around that way. There are a
bunch of smart people with a bunch of defective genetic issues.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Fucking guy man, it's called what is it called the
Bad Doctor or some shit like that something.

Speaker 9 (01:15:38):
Yeah, all right, you guys, you're talking about Jack Nicholson.
His last film was twenty ten.

Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
How do you know? Because you just told me fifteen years.

Speaker 9 (01:15:52):
Then we're talking about the Grammys, Jay Z twenty five wins.
I think he has the most for rappers.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Eighty nine nominations.

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
God damn, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Yeah, he had a run. He had a crazy run.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
And you know, your your record company has to be
ahead of the game or your manager, sorry, your manager
has to be ahead of the game and in getting nominated,
because you have to submit the record for nomination. Yeah,
and they they might turn it down or they might
accept it and then put it in the in the
category and see if it gets nominated.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
But like timing, and you have to show up and
get down with the committee too, yea.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
With those guys, absolutely, they expect you to kind of
run a campaign in respect to that you're nominated, and
it would be a good Look, if you did that,
it boasters your chances of or it gives you more.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
But it's possibilities to win. Team to really do that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Yeah, like Milli Vanilli for instance, And it's a fucked
up example because they didn't deserve one, but their manager
who was not Yeah, they want a Grammy, to have
to give it, they.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Had to give it back.

Speaker 8 (01:17:06):
They did.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Yeah, they gave it back on stage. No they well, no, no,
they didn't give it back on stage. What it was
was that that they won the Grammy and then it
propelled them, which is the the what the Grammys for
is that it's supposed to propel you, right, and it
did propel them. It got them the shows that they
were not supposed to do because that the producer did

(01:17:31):
not want them doing shows. He just wanted the record
to be out there and he was going to get
paid because he owned the publishing, he owned the rights,
he owned the masters. They were just like the guys
that were the visual representation of this guy's music. But
you know, they started taking it serious because those guys

(01:17:51):
were actual like singers, maybe not as good as what
was recorded, but they they used to throw parties and
they would performing these parties, and no, they were doing
their music. It wasn't none of the stuff they recorded.
But the guy, the producer liked them enough and saw

(01:18:12):
their vision and thought this could work on top of
They could work on top of my ship as long
as they don't fuck it up by going out and
doing performances, you know what I mean, because they wouldn't
be able to really do this in real time, right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
So what happens is they take it serious. They're like,
fuck that, we really want a music career.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
I mean, this is why we did this with with you,
And they assumed that they were going to do music,
but they were just they were just the look, right,
And so when they get out there and start doing shows,
their lip syncing and then their playback gets sucked up
and they get exposed.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Right, So that was the downfall. If yeah, one was
from Germany, one was from France.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
If that didn't happen, that fuck up, how long do
you think it would have the would have went before
it would have went until like that, that fuck up
adventure would have happened.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
That fuck up would eventually have manifested itself in one
way or another, because you know, you can't lip sync
everything there is gonna be a show that comes up
where hey, no no, no, no, no no no, this
is based off of live performance and you gotta come
with the goods and they would have been exposed in that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Was it crazy singing though?

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
On that?

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
On like girl? You know it's true?

Speaker 8 (01:19:25):
Were they like hitting falsettos and shit like that, going
hard or was it just something like girl you know?

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
It is like, well, they were never really singing the song. Well,
they were never really singing it. They were always lip singing,
so no one knows.

Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
But but that's interesting because it's not like a hard
thing to sing if you're a singer, you know what
I'm saying. Well, but unless they were really going in
because I don't remember the record, Well, here's.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
The thing, right, yeah, is that one of them could
actually sing. Not the guy that was German, he could
not really sing that well, so it would have been
hard for him to see any of his ship. But
but the other guy he could actually sing a little bit,
so he might have been but I don't know if
he's really got that tone down that he could have
like knocked it out like that, But it would have

(01:20:09):
been better than fucking the lips. Sinking ship and them
getting exposed to that and and people saying, oh this
that that these ain't your voices. Is it true that
one of the dudes killed himself okay over this, Well
one of that's one of the many things that probably
caused him too, because he got into drugs and all
that ship because everything got taken from him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
They were on top, these two motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Wow, and and uh, you know when it when when
they got found out the Grammys asked for that that
Grammy back, they had to go out there and publicly, publicly,
you know, speak on it and give the Grammy back.
And their ship was done after that. So like you know,
he went from the height to yeah, probably hit to

(01:20:53):
the ship, from the heat to the sheet damn man.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Yeah man.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Now what's crazy is they'd probably be accepted today's game
because half of these motherfuckers can't perform their own ship.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
And you know, I mean people lipsticking on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Right now's say TikTok is it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Would have been their friend. They were too ahead of
the game, did you.

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
There's a documentary coming out of this young looking teen
guy on TikTok who was just lip sync old Kroner songs.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
All these like middle aged women like losing their mind
and they thought he was for real. Now they they
all know he isn't for real, but they still like
loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
It was crazy. Yeah, it was wild. Heard the doc yet,
but it is Yeah, it was nuts. I hear that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:34):
They're like, there's something about him we don't know. It
was like, is it because he's like in his twenties
and he's singing old praising songs.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
It's because he's something they can't have. Yeah, he's something
they can't have.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
It's right there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
For they like the look of him, and they know
he can't sing this ship, but it's a package that
they like, but they can't have it. So you know, yeah,
all right, what else you got?

Speaker 9 (01:21:57):
Rich? And you're saying, ever see Barry Winkler's first Emmy
saying it's an awesome show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Barry, Yeah, oh so good, Henry Winkler, Arry, goddamn it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
He is Barry.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Barry is uh is the guy that's in the mirror, right,
and he's an assassin and he's trying not to be
He's trying to get out. It's a comedy though, and
he's trying to be an actor, and Henry Winkler is
like a fucking acting coach who's like, you know, trying
to mold him, like he's not reading that he's not

(01:22:30):
really an actor because it's just they meet by chance.
He's looking for someone who's on the list, and then
that person ends up going into an acting class and
that's how he gets introduced to the acting class and
he starts wanting to be an actor.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
It's really good. It's fun. Yeah, it's hilarious. Bill Hayter
used to be on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 9 (01:22:55):
He's great above and Blow is saying, Yo, you guys
need to bring back the zones novel a character.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Yeah look at that? What look at that? When you
had the hair? Pop and look at that? Wait what
how does it? I? Oh my god, reface Bollywood? Yeah
it looks like you look Indian. Yeah right, it could
be a star in Bollywood. Son.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
We just get you a little wig, you know what
I'm saying. Pop it off like Travolta dancing dude. There's
this zone and the E zone without the hair could do.

Speaker 9 (01:23:30):
A high and hungry out there zone.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Yeah, it gets sick.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Just go to an Indian food spot. Here, dude, you
say for you know what I'm saying, don't get sick.

Speaker 7 (01:23:42):
Food's good?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Is good food?

Speaker 9 (01:23:45):
Hell yeah, medicine's asking Yo, Frank, have you ever experienced
anything paranormal?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Paranormal?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Well, I mean I've always wanted to do and I wish.

Speaker 9 (01:23:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Last night, I think I thought I experienced something.

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
I went woke up to the restaurant and when I
was walking out of the restroom, my bedroom door closed
in front of me. Oh, and it like freaked me out.
And then I went back to I like laid down
and then I fell back asleep. And then when I
woke up and asked my wife about it, she was like, yeah,
I went to the kitchen to grab a snack.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
So she literally just walked out as I walked to
the bedroom. When I was so out of it, I
didn't even.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Realize she was like not in bed. That's probably the
most like parent.

Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
I mean, I've always wanted to like anytime I get
weirded out by stuff and I'm like, is it just
me being weirded out and freaking myself out or is
this like something weird and paranormal? What would have convince
you that it would be paranormal to you, like I
don't know, like seeing a ghost or like something flying
across the room, you know, and shit like that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Like that was solidifying.

Speaker 7 (01:24:38):
Yeah, you know what I mean, solidify?

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Yeah, I mean that. Yeah, anybody who sees that. I
mean we've seen that. Yeah here, Yeah, No, I mean,
like apparition is very rare.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
But I'm talking about like throwing, like something mean thrown
for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Yeah, yeah, that'll no matter how tough you think you are,
that it starts flying, throw you off guard, you will,
you will head for the door if you not seasoned
to this ship. How about you, Scoop, Have you ever
seen anything paranormal?

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
You know, I've been around some things.

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
We lived in some homes that were interesting, Like there
was some ship that was that would go down in there.
There was one time where it sounded like the like
like a big something broke, just like glass just shattered
completely and it was the bathroom glass door. But it
didn't it didn't hit the floor. It was just in

(01:25:27):
cracked in little pieces, and everyone was just like, how
the fuck did that happen? Ors would slam in that house.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
It was. It was kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Yeah, because certain certain places harness energy, and they keep
it until someone releases that ship. I mean, it could
be a building like this, It could be a house,
It could be a place of business, some somebody were
you know, something where someone met their demise or before
they left, they were connected to this thing so heavily.

Speaker 8 (01:25:53):
You hear stories too from other people who are even
older than you, and things and people were telling you
that this ship went down in their home, or maybe
it was something following someone. Yeah, it could be you
know a mix of things.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Oh man, In my last crip before before the one
I'm in now, they did it neglected to tell me
that a lady passed away in that house, right, and
it never bothered. Stuff like that doesn't necessarily bother me,
you know what I mean. I mean, you see how
I react to the ship when it happens. It's it's

(01:26:27):
nothing to me. I've been around it my whole fucking life,
you know what I'm saying. So I just I don't
let it jarmy like that. It's just like, okay, well,
whatever spirits in here wants or needs something, and and
you know that's it, right. My experiences with it is,
don't fucking panic. It ain't gonna fucking hurt you if

(01:26:49):
you you recognize it and say see that it's there
and say hey, I know you're here.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
What do you want or what do you need? Or
fuck out of here? It It all just depends, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
And for us, I mean, you know, in this building,
I've never sensed anything where it's like, oh, we got
to get this motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Out of here, right.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
I've had to close the comedy store because I used
to work, like when I was working the club and
like late night you got to close all the rooms
and a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Dude, shit like that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
I'd like turn the lights off and just full speed
sprint from once at went into the main room to
the other just with my head down because I didn't
want to see anything.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Yeah, because you would. You heard the stories, right.

Speaker 6 (01:27:27):
The stories you feel something whatever, And I'm just like, yeah,
I'm like fuck this, dude, I don't want to see anything.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
I don't need to see anything, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Listen in my last house that I was talking about right,
like again, I didn't let any of it bother me.
I was like pretty much ignoring it, like not ignoring it,
but it just it wasn't on my radar like that.
Everybody else that that was at my crib at one
time or another would tell me, Hey, man, were you
just upstairs. I'm like, no, there's nobody upstairs. Well fuck,

(01:27:59):
someone was just walking in your room right now, and
I'm like that's impossible. There's nobody up there. I'm like,
I just fucking heard it. So i'd go up there.
Nobody was up there. I knew that already, but like
they heard like somebody was walking in the door or
doors were opening and closing and shit like that, and
I'd hear that. But I always thought, you know, like

(01:28:21):
sometimes with the pressure in certain places, you might open
one door and it slams another one over there. I've
had that, yeah, but this wasn't that. And then there
was one time I finally, you know, heard it for
myself where I was downstairs and I heard big ass
thump upstairs, and I'm like, oh shit, that's what probably
what these motherfuckers were talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
So I go up there.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Obviously there's nothing in there, and that's when I recognize
that I have an energy in my house, like for real,
and then I start talking to it. I'm like, I
don't fuck with anybody in here. Yeah, you know, settle
yourself down and let me tell a ghost to chill
the fucking well. Yeah, because you kind of because because

(01:29:04):
you gotta. You kind of have to because if you
if you show fear of it, it's gonna manipulate you
all over the fucking place. Whenever it wants to make
you fucking jump, it's gonna throw something across the room
or slam a door, just scare the ship out of
you because it knows you're scared. But if you just
talk to whatever energy it is, like, you know, hey,

(01:29:26):
settle the fuck down. What do you need or I'm
gonna find a way to get you out of here.
And they don't want to be out of there. They're
connected to this place. You just have to have that
understanding now it if it has a different feeling like dark,
then you get the fuck out of there or have
someone come get that out, because there's ways to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
There's a show called a Fishing I think it's on Lifetime.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
It's like p h yeah, yeah, it's about people living
in your house in secret uh like areas.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
It's the trippiest thing and ever seeing.

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
But there's a story that like, yeah, it's real squatters squadquarters.
So there's a story about like a bunch of girls
in a sorority house where they're all watching like like stuff.
Small things would get stolen from them and they were like,
did you take my fucking bubba? And they're like no,
like what I put this here? Like shit like that.
So one night they're all watching like a movie in
the living room and then like a phone goes off
and they're all like, well, we're all in the living

(01:30:22):
room and all our phones are out here.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
So then they start like looking around.

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
They end up finding like a fucking cross space where
a guy just was living Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Yeah damn yeah, just sneaking out and stealing their food ship.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
And there was there was a news story about that
not not long ago, about someone who found out that
there was motherfuckers living like underneath the house or some
ship like this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
They didn't fucking know. Damn I dropped the squad old bitch,
Oh yeah, just.

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
A grenade right in there.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Well, then you'd blow up your whole fucking house. That
doesn't That doesn't that that's not sound. That's not a
sound decision. There sounds clear, Yeah, clear, I mean to
blow up your house. You could just you know, remove them.
You don't got to blow your whole.

Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
That's it's funny as blowing your house up.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
I mean yeah, but is it really funny to blow
your houses?

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
You got money for another house?

Speaker 7 (01:31:22):
Know, then hopefully in chunt will cover it. I was
fucking granad in there, fear of.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Fear of your lives. I don't know if you're going
to get the coverage on that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
I'm going on all right, right?

Speaker 9 (01:31:34):
What else did you guys see Frank in the Super
Bowl commercial a couple of years ago with the roast
of mister peanut.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
Peanut, Yeah, peanut, you put that there's no eye in there.

Speaker 9 (01:31:48):
I'm like a rap, I'm a wrapper. I make up
my own words.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Oh do you down all right?

Speaker 7 (01:31:54):
Nice? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
I roasted I roasted mister peanut. Awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Yeah. There was like a thirty second.

Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
Commercial and then they made they release They released like
the elemon eleven minute roast version on their like YouTube channel,
So it's like eleven minutes of just us roasting a
fucking peanut awesome, And it was actually a lot of fun.
It was really hard to write for it because it
was one not like still like a corporate thing. So
you couldn't like name other brands or anything like that

(01:32:23):
or like certain like selectly like you had like you
had to like really thread the needle. But it was
a real fun writing challenge and I had a blast,
and yeah it was it was stoked. Yeah, I mean
the one joke that got in that they loved that.
I was blown away that they even Doug was a
It was like a mister peanut, I'm not saying your
wife's cheating on you, but you're cheating. I'm not saying

(01:32:45):
your wife's cheating on you, but your son is an almond.
It's such a dumb joke, but they love, like they
loved easy, clean shit like that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
I was like, oh, perfect, That's that is the challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
When you're used to like just be off the chain
with how you write and having a like comedy club
all that stuff, that's different.

Speaker 6 (01:33:04):
There's no rules, right and no rules, But when you're
getting paid by like a corporate entity, you're like, oh, okay,
I got a lot of rules.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Yeah, that's that's that's the equivalent of like me going
from writing this stuff that we've gotten to write with
let's just say Sony Records, right, because that's who we're with.
They let us do all this ship and then Disney
comes along and says, we want we want you to
record for us, but you can't talk about this weed shit.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
You can't this fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Street for this one song. Yeah, no for this whole album.
Oh yeah, you know that that would be a tough thing.
I mean you could do it. I mean there's nothing
that's impossible, Like you could do it. You could do it,
but I'm saying it would be a tough transition in
the beginning because I mean you're used to like just

(01:33:54):
not having the rules. Yeah, well that's why I think
I could use the expletives anywhere. I could like tell them, Yeah,
that's what I think of. Like, that's how I view
most writing jobs.

Speaker 6 (01:34:02):
Like whenever someone's like you want to do this writing
job or do you want this gig, I'm like, all right,
I know it's not me getting to do the thing
that I want, but it's like me using my abilities
to fulfill whatever they want that needs to be accomplished.
But when it comes to like just stand up, I'm like, yeah,
I'm not gonna I'm just gonna do my stand up.

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
You've given them those bits but you know, I mean,
it's a good practice to be able to do that
because like that keeps the versatility in place. Like that
you're able to like adapt and do that and have
that muscle there for you, you know what I mean.
So if you do have to clean it up, you
already have a formula on how to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
But it is it is easy to get stuck in
those writing jobs.

Speaker 6 (01:34:40):
I've seen friends get do it all the time where
they're like just money's good, or like they get a
bunch of writing jobs after a while, and then like
seven years down the line, they're like, all right, we'll
almost start getting back into stand up and then it's
like a.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
Lot of times past people are you know, new book
things are different, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:34:55):
Yeah, you already gave away.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
But they have a house, you know what I mean,
like health insurance, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
And the timing, you know, that's probably another thing, like
the confidence and the timing to go back out there.
I remember, and we've talked about it a couple of times.
There was an interview Eddie Murphy was saying that he
was terrified to go back and try and do stand
up because he had been away from it so long
that you know, like the chops that it takes to

(01:35:21):
be out there, the timing and the confidence that he
didn't he no longer had it and he wasn't sure
that he could get it back.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
So it's terrifying to him to think about going and doing.

Speaker 6 (01:35:32):
Yeah right, I think the longest I've done without getting
up in between stand up sets is like a week.
That's because I was on vacation. Yeah, but even then,
it's like the longest I goo in between sets is
maybe a day or two.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
Yeah, fresh, I mean like the roast battles, uh yeah,
but I just like doing stand up, just stand up, Yeah, yeah, spots,
spots doing opening up for people.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
That's that's where the fun is.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
It's a lot of pressure to have to compete with
someone else's joke that is directed towards you. Oh right,
that's different than they can punch in the face. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah,
someone takes it too personal, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:36:08):
Well, someone explained it great about the roast Battles, where
it was like you're doing it and not only do
you have to like get ready for your next joke,
but while someone else is like you're getting ready for
your next joke and then someone says something that's so
funny that you didn't even realize about yourself, and then
the audience gets it and then they all laugh, and
then you gotta wait for everyone to stop laughing, and

(01:36:30):
then you gotta do your joke and then hope that
it fucking crushes.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Yeah, you got to develop a timing on that, yeah,
because that's a whole different sport right there. Yeah, but
you know, I would imagine if you got in the
rhythm of that, it would be fucking real.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
Oh, it's so fun.

Speaker 6 (01:36:46):
Yeah, I mean, it's just like ripping on each other
with the boys. And I still do it, like whenever
I host a mike at the comedy store called Set
of the Night, and we just it's a full sold
out audience and then we just pull names from a bucket,
but it's full of a bunch of other like comics
on the dais and then we just like introduce comic
after comic, and then we also like occasionally like rip

(01:37:07):
into them, uh and offer advice as well. But it's
also just fun to just crack jokes. And there's a
bunch of shows just around the country that the same
thing where everyone kind of like heckles everyone on stage,
and it's just fun because it's like kind of quick
and you're trying to just trying to say the funniest thing. Yeah,
do you ever go up in freestyle the material.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
When I'm hosting? Sometimes I try.

Speaker 6 (01:37:28):
When I'm hosting, it's less of like, well, I have
less time to like think of what I'm doing, and
then I'm just kind of riffing and having fun.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
If it's a late night set with like not a
lot of.

Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
You know, like the tail coordinator's not watching and I
can just get work done, You'll go up with a
bunch of just shit I'm like kind of working on,
and then I'll just, yeah, just fucking around.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
Yeah, the work, I mean, But if it's like the
other like last week, I was at Rogan's Club and
I had to follow Shane Gillis and Joe Rogan on
stage at the same time doing a riff show, which
is they pulled suggestions out of a bucket, had to
follow them so I couldn't do any material, and then
I had to like pull stuff out of a bucket
and just riff.

Speaker 8 (01:38:09):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
It went terrible for the first three minutes, and then
afterwards I told everybody. I was like, guys, you just
saw the most abazing thing in the world, Like, give
me a fucking break. And then everyone laughed and then
I got him on my side. But yeah, it was like, yeah,
like that, it's like tough. It props a different fucking month.

Speaker 7 (01:38:24):
And following up those two names in his club.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Yeah, yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, it prop pretty cool though, man.
Yeah yeah, yeah for sure. Word up? All right? What
else you got?

Speaker 9 (01:38:34):
Big show to Joaquin, big show to Justin Thank you
guys so much for the super chat. Mar Bell's asking,
or he's saying them, I want to star next to
Green Spans all right in Southgate, That's what he's saying.
I'm thinking, all right. He's also saying, can we get
Lady of Rage on the show?

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
When she comes from Virginia? Yeah, she lives out there.
She occasionally comes out here to work in LA We
try to figure it out. It would be awesome to
have Lady of Rage here. Master bar spit Her.

Speaker 9 (01:39:06):
I saw someone mention them. What do you guys think
of Nicholas Cage. He's going to be John Madden.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
I think that's going to be pretty good, terrible. I
want to see I want to see Nicholas Cage. Oh
my god, Oh my god, is holy. Yeah, he's wearing
a suit. He's wearing a suit. There's no way that Nicholas.
He's he's too good, he's too vain to have got.

(01:39:32):
He's not milk. Just that's those aretters.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
That is a suit.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Kind of passed for it, kind of pass for Trump. Yeah,
kind of if you dye the hair a little bit more.

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
Where's my pig?

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
Where's that's what That's what he's looking for. I'm telling you,
watch the movie. It's get through the trailer.

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
It gets just get through the it's such a it's
it's a it deals with He's gonna watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
He's just not gonna tell it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:00):
Break good. I'd be rooting for his heart.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
My wife. He just mets it so much.

Speaker 7 (01:40:06):
Same. Yeah, well we can watch it and heckle him.
Yeah I could relate, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:40:12):
Edwin is saying a slute to you guys. He's saying,
e Zone, this is our podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
This is odd podcast. I'll stop calling that. Yeah, don't
do it. Got really mad.

Speaker 9 (01:40:30):
Ye was saying, Yo, I did a dude I served
with in the Marines who is a Mormon and he
told us they were not allowed to smoke or drink coffee.

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
They also wear undergarments that are blessed. Blessed.

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
Don't go to a Mormon Yeah, what'd you say? Coffee?

Speaker 9 (01:40:48):
Mormon rehab. They don't let you no cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Terrible.

Speaker 7 (01:40:51):
I didn't even know I was going to one.

Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
I should have known once since in Utah they said
nothing about it anywhere on their thing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
They're like, we're taking you off everything.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:41:00):
The second you get them like stop, we gotta stop.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Well, because coffee is a stimulant. Doesn't stimulate me, but so.

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
Is naked unibo stimulants. But come on, for a bitch,
everybody drinks coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
Coffee, yeah, mine, the kind of do have coffee everywhere?
They do?

Speaker 7 (01:41:20):
They drink it young.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
One of the biggest commodities, are you kidding?

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
Make the biggest?

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
You know, I don't know if it's the but sugar
is bigger.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
All right, that seems to be it so far. All right,
thank you for those comments and questions and shoutouts and
all that stuff. Much left to all y'all. More come
as we go, we'll take them. Salute to all y'all.
Let's get into these submissions.

Speaker 9 (01:41:47):
Well, we'll get into that right away. I gotta fly
beats in here. I don't know about this he's saying.
He sent this in. I made a candied maple bacon
jullapeno pancake burger. Oh wait, maple bacon hull apen pancake
burger on.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
An English buffet. All right, all right, I like that.
I think that's pancakes, pancakes, pancakes.

Speaker 7 (01:42:11):
I don't think I'm not against it.

Speaker 9 (01:42:13):
Where is this guy from no idea?

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
That's a thick ass pancakes.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
I would try throw some fucking pineapple or cream, wouldn't
I would totally try that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Are you fucking with me?

Speaker 9 (01:42:25):
If you put like a sausage in, like a sausage
patty in there instead.

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
Of you would like a sausage, I might not need
as muchos.

Speaker 9 (01:42:35):
But you know, I can't even talk right now.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Were those cans? Are those freshly chops?

Speaker 8 (01:42:43):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:42:43):
You know those are can? Look at the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Can can?

Speaker 9 (01:42:48):
Yeah, no, I'm not mad. It's not a glizzy zone.
But it would taste like a mcgriddle if you had
like a sausage patty in there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
True, but again with the sausage syrup, it's a patty.
What's is he? What's he supposed to say?

Speaker 7 (01:43:08):
Who knows? It was just well, I mean it was
insistent on there.

Speaker 9 (01:43:14):
Yo, But I got my I got my fourth flu
shot this year.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
You did my fourth? Why do you need four?

Speaker 9 (01:43:20):
Because well, Marbell's mother, she's heading out the flu shot.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
Keep going, just keep going, all right?

Speaker 9 (01:43:28):
I see what you did there, yig, have a good
time at the clinic.

Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
He'd be having fights every day if that was his
mom ship for real, away from my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Motherfucker God. I love these soundbites. They're getting me so
much right now.

Speaker 9 (01:43:51):
Funny Tony Hoover sent this in saying, Yo, guys, a
little hip hop history was talked about in some hip
hop history even took place. He's saying, uh, let's see
here took place in some of the episodes this week.
I got to witness some hip hop history for myself
at the garden amp saying he had a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
I mm hmm, salute to the jis a dope shot man,
legendary is.

Speaker 9 (01:44:22):
Has he been on the show before, been in this building?
Is okay? We need to get him her here, Yes
we do. We got to Speaking of Henry Winkler, we
were talking earlier MC love and saying, last Thursday night,
I met the legendary Henry Winkler.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Yeah, McK lovin is fucking everywhere. Yeah right, Mike Lovin
literally is fucking are you?

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
Are you on the TMC network now? Are they telling you?

Speaker 9 (01:44:46):
And I told him he was a great here's a
great football coach from the water boy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
That's so funny.

Speaker 6 (01:44:52):
Winkler's leaving a liquor store right now or a sushi spot. Yeah,
he's catching them in the product. Yeah, I can see
that that white people. That's a smile they do. And
they like speak Spanish at a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
And ship Carniathada even was it Casa Vegas or something. Yeah,
it'd be like you make that face humbleton.

Speaker 9 (01:45:17):
Yeah yeah, I just when I don't understand, I just
say yeah, yeah yeah, see CEC.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
It's safe, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:45:27):
Fernando saying, you know, I had the privilege to take
my son to go see k k R S one
out in Reno, saying it was a.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
Great nice there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
Yeah, that's right. The blast Master, that's actually pretty cool
doing it. It must be kind of talk because he's
a big mother. Oh he's six five, got some big
as monos. Oh, he'll slap the ship out of you.
You got some you don't say you don't talk crazy
to Chris. He's a nice guy, but he will, you know,

(01:45:59):
that's what. But that he'll they'll put the pause.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
On you real quick.

Speaker 9 (01:46:05):
Have you ever seen him rough anyone up?

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
Well, we've never seen him rough anybody up like that.
But what is well known as that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
They rolled up on pm DON and he rolled big
dude right off of the stage, like rolled him. And
dude from PM DON was not a small guy.

Speaker 7 (01:46:26):
Yeah, he was trying to set a drift on memory
and he.

Speaker 3 (01:46:28):
Was trying to set a drift and he got set
a drift at his own show. Rest in peace, you
know what I'm saying. But yeah, Chris, Chris rolled him
right off stage. It took over the show.

Speaker 7 (01:46:39):
He broke those stupid glass Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
Come on, man, respect the dead man. Come on.

Speaker 7 (01:46:44):
Yeah he's not in here.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
Yeah, but respect to death. That's what it's called. Right,
All right, All.

Speaker 9 (01:46:50):
Right, mirro in here saying yo, guys, finally got the
legendary anniversary edition vinyl all the way here in the
Czech Republic.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Boy, whoa right bonus? Tracks. What are they? They're right there?

Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Alright? The remixes all right? Cool? C oh, you got
it all right? All right? But you signed over.

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
Very dark piece. It's a very dark piece, I must say.
The Angry album, throw the TV out the window album
and throw the fucking TV out of the window. Then
the punch a hole through the door album. We weren't

(01:47:43):
mad at the music. It was everything else, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:47:48):
And that seems to be it too far.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
The word up. Salute to all y'all. Thank you very
much for your submissions.

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
Keep them coming to be real TV contest at gmail
dot com and we put some on. I want thank
everybody for getting down here with us on the Doctor
Green Thumb. I'm sure that dj FM is in the
Micks coming up next, so make sure you check that
ship out. We want to thank my man Frank Steal
for sitting there with us.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
Say you for having me. Absolutely gotta come back be anytime.
Word up? Did you get high enough?

Speaker 6 (01:48:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
I'm fucking blasting. I got We were hanging out in
the lobby. I was like, fuck, you went white hot?

Speaker 7 (01:48:22):
B Yeah he did?

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
He said, yeah, yeah, he's the only one that went
white hot so far right? Yeah, yeah, good man. So
you got any shout outs you want to give?

Speaker 9 (01:48:31):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:48:31):
Yeah, you could catch me at the Comedy Store this
weekend Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I'm gonna be the Original
Room Wednesday's I host set of the Night at the
Comedy Store. Get a great show in Austin called Heady
Comedy that's monthly and uh Brushy Street Commons every month
in Austin. And then yeah, find me on Instagram Frank
and Steele. I'm always touring, running around from city to city.

(01:48:53):
Let me know, word up, School, what up?

Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
Y'all?

Speaker 8 (01:48:57):
Y'all, shout out to everybody tuning in. Check check out
some of the new music and releases like I just
put out. You can tune in with me on ig
or whatever platform. And yeah, take a list in Serial Killers,
Amy granteesh. It's a whole bunch of things going on
right now, Damian Marley things. Yeah, tune in, check check
it out.

Speaker 9 (01:49:16):
Word up, Bolton Yo Yo, show out the Insane Asylum,
show to Ray Morning, Chot Film, Show to the Dominator.
DJFM will be in the mix, So head over to
twitch and be Real TV two. We'll be back on
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Speaker 5 (01:49:31):
Shout out to everybody here at the table fifty and
fifties and saying so shout out to Frank, thanks for
coming through, Scoop good having your tables always. Thank you, Blaze,
follow me at Cali, Underscore Blaze on Instagram and caliblaze
downe that much love.

Speaker 4 (01:49:43):
Yeah, so look to everybody at the table here, So
look to you Frank for coming by. Thank you everybody
who's been subscribing to that We Don't Smoke the same podcast.
We're like two thousand away from fifty thousand subscribers, so.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
That'd be pretty cool. Hopefully we get there before the
year ends.

Speaker 4 (01:49:57):
Also on the Flavors by his own page, thank you
for getting that one twenty five thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
That one was just like for fun. You guys enjoy
the blogs on there.

Speaker 4 (01:50:03):
And right after this at four twenty, I will be
going live on the what Not app, So there's already
stuff listed on there. So everybody who follows me on Whatnot,
you guys know I always got cool shit on there.

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
That's right. Love is in the forecast. Let it raid
down on you swallow that

Speaker 7 (01:50:26):
Real TV