The Easter Hare Special: Love At First Kill Episode 1

We are going back to the beginning for this two part prequel. We are going back to The Easter Hare's origin story. Starring Vinnie Apicella, Matthew Theall and Kat Theall.Created/Produced/Directed/Written by James Lott Jr. Produced by Jaime Molina. 

Episode Transcript

(00:45):
Once upon a time there was anEaster Bundy. He would spread cheer during
the Easter holiday in San Francisco.He would make sure all the children of
the city got the basket of theirdream, not a few adults to you.
Every year he would show up andthe town was the better for once

(01:10):
upon a time there was an EasterHair. He wanted to be like the
Easter Bunny, so during Easter hewould come to San Francisco and try to
spread cheer too. But there wasalready an Easter bunny, and he wasn't
a bunny. He was a han. Plus he wasn't very good at it.
Hairs are a fast running, longhaired map that resembles a large rabbit,

(01:32):
having long hind legs, and occurryingphysically and typically in grassland or open
woodland. Also, a big differencebetween a hair and a rabbit is their
social skills. Hairs are not verysocial preachers at all. While the Easter
bunny was cute and cuddly, theEastern hair was let's just say rough,

(01:55):
not the kind you were pet ifyou catch my drift, The Easter hair
got jealous of the Easter Bunny anddecided this town wasn't big enough for the
both of them. He needed toruin the bunny's reputation and get the bunny
out the way. Then he theHair would come out and take over.

(02:20):
But he had to really think aboutwhat his plan would be. After months
of planning and hiding in the grasslandsoutside of San Francisco, he got an
idea. The Easter Bunny was goingto kill someone and that would take him
out of the picture. He'd goto jail, and that's that. Halloween

(02:44):
was coming up, so he hadto find a way to buy an Easter
Bunny costume without being seen. Thiswas way before Amazon or Evening. The
Easter Hair looked through the back ofthe local magazines and saw an ad for
a messenger. He hired the messenger. Yes, I can keep quiet,

(03:05):
The hair flashes three one bills.Oh, I can definitely keep quiet.
The hair hands them a piece ofpaper. Okay, you want me to
go to Long Drugs and lower hateand purchase an adult sized Easter Bunny costume.
Okay, Oh, I get it. You kind of are a bunny
but not. The hair frowns athim. Sorry, sorry, I don't

(03:31):
mean to offend your hair. Ijust see the irony. I'll go get
it and come right back. Thehair nods. The Easter hair looks at
the wall in his apartment. It'scovered in articles about an upcoming Easter celebration
being planned next April in San Francisco. A mother and son duo named Matt

(03:52):
and Kat are the event organizers.Across town, Ma, we only have
four and a half months. Iknow, I know it'll be here before
you know it. Matt, youworry too much. You will make this
event. This is the event ofthe year. Screw Christmas. Isn't that
blasphemy? We love Christmas? Thenyou get my point. Nothing can go

(04:15):
wrong on nothing. It needs tobe a shining event. I know our
company will liver or die off thisevent. Yes, and we need it
to be a success. It willbe. I can't think of anything going
wrong. The Eastern hair is smiling. He has his first plan to see

(05:06):
some so about see somebod