The Easter Hare Special: Love At First Kill Episode 2

This is the conclusion of the two part origin story of the Easter Hare. Who is his first kill? Starring: Vinnie Apicella, Matt Litchfield, Matthew Theall and Kat Theall. Produced by Jaime Molina. Created/Produced/Directed and written by James Lott Jr.

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
M here you go, sir ormister or I don't know how to address

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you. The Easter hair puts hishand out. Oh yeah, here's the
adult sized Easter Bunny costume you wanted. The hair takes out of the bag
and it's mas it for size andauthenticity. It surprisingly looks like the real
bunny. I see why you wantedme to go to lungs. The hair
smiles. I wonder what the actualEaster Bunny thinks when people just up like

(01:14):
him. It must be a trip. Same for rapid Rita or the speedster.
The hair hands them a piece ofpaper. Thank you for your health.
Oh, you are welcome. Nowfor payment. The hair looks at
him. It's time for payment.The hair looks at him. I completed

(01:36):
the job, mister hare, what'sthe problem. The hair walks to the
kitchen. Well, that was weird. The hair comes back. You keep
money in the kitchen? Well,I guess people hide money everywhere. The
hair pulls out a giant carrot.A giant carrot. You hungry? All

(01:57):
of a sudden, duck. Thehair raises his hand with the carrots.
Wait, what are you doing?What are you doing? The messenger runs
to the door. It can't openit. The Easter Hair slowly walks over.
Put that carrot down. Put itdown. I don't understand. I

(02:24):
did what you asked. Don't don't, don't. The Easter Hair knocks him
out with the carrot and smiles.A few days later, at the office
of Matt kat the Easter Bunny iscoming by. Really yes, he's bringing

(02:47):
food from one of the vendors.Oh yeah, for the event. And
I love a good taste. Testme too. And it's from the Greek
restaurant around the corner, Cats ofPetsus. We can't afford dead place,
but I've always wanted to go,me too. With these salaries, I
am barely for to go to Arby's. At Katzipetsus, he meets with the

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owner slash head chef, Harry Katsapetsus. Easter Bunny, good to see you.
I have your order just about ready. Let me get it. As
Harry goes to the back, theEaster Bunny, I mean hair dresses.
The Easter Bunny looks at his pocketand there is a little bottle. He
smiles. Harry, we turns thebag. Here you go to Lamb Dinners.

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They will love it. The bunnyslash hair baths. You're welcome.
We are glad to have you includedorthodox Easter to the event. Enjoy the
Easter hair leaves the restaurant and shameis the shady leprechaun who owns a palm
shop across the street sees him.You know, I'll never get used to
seeing the bunny outside of Easter time. Hey, are my eyes deceiving me?

(04:03):
Or is the bunny hopping a bitdifferently? Easter Bunny high there?
That smells delicious. He hands themthe bag of food. Let's tear this
open now I'm starting. The Easterhair stands there. Well, this looks

(04:26):
and smells so good. Matt andCat sitting down across from each other at
their conference table, they start digginginto the land and potatoes and hummus and
size alley. This is really tasty. I can't get enough. The crowd
will love it. The Easter bunnyslash hair stares and smiles. Yes,

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bunny, this who This will workfor the event. Thanks for handing it
over. Suddenly, maybe I atetoo fast. My stomach is starting to
hurt all that rich food. Isee what you did there, rich food.

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Oh wait, I'm starting to feela little nauseous myself. You too,
Oh oh, my stomach is reallystarting to hurt. My two son,
Matt looks at the Easter Bunny.The Easter Bunny takes off his bunny

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head. What the cat looks up? Wait, you aren't the Easter bunny.
The Easter Hair smiles at them andpulls out the bottle. What is
that? Oh my, I feellike I'm being ripped apart. Oh.

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The Easter Hair gestures of the bottle. What he did? Do you poison
our food? Oiden? The EasternHair shakes his head. Yes, at
least it was with a belly fullof Catsapestis, casapestis. Do you say

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that? What? Matt'll always beyour movie? The Easter Hair smiles,
what's the bunny head back on?And walks outside to see some say,

(07:10):
may see some