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June 5, 2023 5 mins
In this comedy drama episode, The Easter Bunny/Hare kills again and Seamus the Leprechaun is being held hostage! Starring Ian Deleon, Anthony Tupasi and Beth Foster! Produced by James Lott Jr and Jaime Molina. Directed and written by James Lott Jr
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(00:42):
Hollywood runs a small movie house inthe Russian Hill section of San Francisco.
Her business partner, Jose Sam's helpingher close up. Jose, we may
make it after all, Holly,we turned a prophet finally. I'm so
excited. But oh, I know, Holly, I know the fucking Easter

(01:07):
Bunny is killing people and is onthe loose. Oh I still can't believe
it myself, and it might scarepeople from going out. We finally get
butts and seats, then this shithappens. You know, I thought that
Easter Bunny was supposed to be cuteand cuddly. Well apparently those days are
over. He's bitter and angry likemy ex, along with being so murderous.

(01:34):
Right, yeah, look, youknow I'll go to check the back
door. You'll never get away withthis. I'm shamous the lepre con.
I've been in tighter spots than this. I do have to give you props

(01:59):
for a good tie up job,though. I thought I'd be able to
get out of these ropes by now. But I'll find a way, and
when I do, you'll be sorry. Holly is done closing up the front.
When look to the stage, whatdo you mean, look to the

(02:21):
stage and who the hell is this? The message says, I know,
okay, I'll look to the stage. She looks. Then suddenly a light
comes on and she doesn't understand whatshe's seen. Jose, is that you?
Holly? Help me? Help me? Jose, what are you doing?

(02:46):
Din up to a chair? Whatis going on? Girlfriend helped me.
It's the Easter Bunny. He's here. What the fuck the Easter Bunny
is here? Oh? Girl,gets the fuck over here. Your Holly
starts to move. Then Holly,oh my, I've been stabbed. She

(03:14):
looks down. I've been stabbed witha an Easter bunny. Holly has been
stabbed with a frozen white chocolate Easterbunny. That's ironic, Holly. No,

(03:38):
the Easter Bunny is walking slowly tothe stage. Easter Bunny. No,
no, no, no, youdon't want to do this. We
don't have anything against you. Hollyneeds your help. Nope, you didn't
mean to do that. The EasterBunny suddenly turns right and walks to the
side of the stage and then stops. Have you changed your mind? Did

(04:03):
I get through to you? Wait? Are you under mind? Control?
The Easter Bunny takes off the headof his costume. Wait, you're wearing
a bunny suit. Wait you aren'ta bunny, You're a hair. Oh

(04:24):
oh, oh, I know thedifference. The hair smiles at him.
Why are you smiling at me?The hair looks up, So Jose,
fellow suit? Why is there abucket hanging above my head? The hair
then grabs the rope and it's attachedto the bucket. Okay, what is

(04:49):
in the bucket? What's in thefucking bucket? He pulls the bucket.
No, nothing happens. The hairis gon used. Oh my god,
hair, don't do it. Nothingthat that was a sign. Oh,
for God's sake, tomorrow's Easter.The hair pulls again, and pouring down

(05:12):
onto Jose's head is hot chocolate na
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