The Etims Show
Etims are a bunch of Glasgow Celtic fans talking about Celtic, Fitbaw and everything else that raises interest and more importantly a laugh now and again. May include random dog barking too. Website is www.etims.net
Episodes
October 10, 2025 • 97 mins
Etims get together to discuss the recent Board & Celtic Fans Collective Meeting.
They look back on how we got this far and look into the future and what may come.
They dissect the Minutes and what they say, might say and dont say!
There even a shock guest that no-one expected, in fact 2!
They look back on how we got this far and look into the future and what may come.
They dissect the Minutes and what they say, might say and dont say!
There even a shock guest that no-one expected, in fact 2!
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October 7, 2025 • 81 mins
Ralph & Desi get together to discuss a few Sliding Doors moments recently for Celtic.
Could the Braga game have been oh so different if that goal hadnt been chopped off?
Could the Braga game have been oh so different if Kaspar wasnt doing some daft twisty thing?
Could it be a new dawn for our new Bhoys after that last 20 mins vs Motherwell?
Could the Fans and the Board have healed the rift or has that chance now gone ?
Could the Lea...
Could the Braga game have been oh so different if that goal hadnt been chopped off?
Could the Braga game have been oh so different if Kaspar wasnt doing some daft twisty thing?
Could it be a new dawn for our new Bhoys after that last 20 mins vs Motherwell?
Could the Fans and the Board have healed the rift or has that chance now gone ?
Could the Lea...
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September 16, 2025 • 100 mins
Hector, Monty and Desi talk about a very interesting 2 weeks:
- They look at The Fans recent Meeting and action and the future potential there.
- They look at The board utter fuckupery.
- The consider Brendans Press conference and what that may mean for a certain someone or someones.
- They look at The Weekend, both at Ibrox and especially Rugby Park,
- They Salute our new Bhoy Beaton and that Penalty call and Mr Balls of Steel of course!
- They...
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September 3, 2025 • 101 mins
** Latest Sept 2nd Pod : Reloaded & renamed after naming error **
Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk about the Weirdest Week ever for Celtic Football Club,
The talk about how everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and they wonder just who if any WASNT at fault!
They discuss the Champions League exit, The Hun no show draw and the absymal transfer Window.
They wonder just what is nex...
Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk about the Weirdest Week ever for Celtic Football Club,
The talk about how everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and they wonder just who if any WASNT at fault!
They discuss the Champions League exit, The Hun no show draw and the absymal transfer Window.
They wonder just what is nex...
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August 22, 2025 • 98 mins
Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to talk about the shambles that are Celtic at the moment.
They ask "Just what the fuck is going on?" and try and find a few answers!
They wonder "Are the fans the wean caught between 2 parents heading for a divorce?"
Theres Fitbaw talk, Rants, Complaints and even some helpful suggestions through a packed 90 minutes!
Maybe not one for the Optimist CSC members mind!
They ask "Just what the fuck is going on?" and try and find a few answers!
They wonder "Are the fans the wean caught between 2 parents heading for a divorce?"
Theres Fitbaw talk, Rants, Complaints and even some helpful suggestions through a packed 90 minutes!
Maybe not one for the Optimist CSC members mind!
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July 25, 2025 • 85 mins
Ralph, Hector and Desi with an early introduction to the New Season.
They take some time to salute John Clark and John Fallon who passed away recently.
They talk about the REAL reason lost the Scottish Cup Final to Aberdeen. Its a shocker|
They discuss Hectors love for a Kneecap gig and the impact it had on his knees!
They ask does Preseason matter to anyone, really?
They then discuss the horror show that is Celtic comings and goings, T...
They take some time to salute John Clark and John Fallon who passed away recently.
They talk about the REAL reason lost the Scottish Cup Final to Aberdeen. Its a shocker|
They discuss Hectors love for a Kneecap gig and the impact it had on his knees!
They ask does Preseason matter to anyone, really?
They then discuss the horror show that is Celtic comings and goings, T...
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May 22, 2025 • 89 mins
Desi, Hector and Ralph are joined by Karen aka HappyCeltic Lass to discuss the Season that's just been and the Scottish Cup Final coming up.
They discuss the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about this Tedius Treble chance Season.
They talk about the Womens Team and just where will Celtic take them next?
They consider the Surprises of the Season!
They talk about their favourite Goals....from Celtic and other sides!
There's even a Quiz!
Then th...
They discuss the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about this Tedius Treble chance Season.
They talk about the Womens Team and just where will Celtic take them next?
They consider the Surprises of the Season!
They talk about their favourite Goals....from Celtic and other sides!
There's even a Quiz!
Then th...
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April 25, 2025 • 96 mins
The Team get together to discuss just how Tedious is it winning all the time?
The answer...Celtic fans fucking love Tedium!
They also look at the recent Killie and St Johnstone games
They discuss the Celtic statement regards Policing at recent Rangers game...and the Green Brigades reaction!..and the expected outcome ( or lack of!)
They remember Tom Campbell and wish Pat Woods all the best.
They talk about Season Book renewals and value ...
The answer...Celtic fans fucking love Tedium!
They also look at the recent Killie and St Johnstone games
They discuss the Celtic statement regards Policing at recent Rangers game...and the Green Brigades reaction!..and the expected outcome ( or lack of!)
They remember Tom Campbell and wish Pat Woods all the best.
They talk about Season Book renewals and value ...
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April 9, 2025 • 78 mins
Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to discuss the consistent Inconsistency of celtics form, or lack of!
They discuss the lack of Energy, Tactics, Heart and Attitude in recent games.
They discuss the recent Settlement in the Boys Club Abuse cases.
They look at the end of the dreadful career of Alan Muir and Ralph asks for a Statue for Wullie Collum!
They look ahead to Killie at Home and St Johnstone in the Cup!
There's even a Holiday ad...
They discuss the lack of Energy, Tactics, Heart and Attitude in recent games.
They discuss the recent Settlement in the Boys Club Abuse cases.
They look at the end of the dreadful career of Alan Muir and Ralph asks for a Statue for Wullie Collum!
They look ahead to Killie at Home and St Johnstone in the Cup!
There's even a Holiday ad...
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March 14, 2025 • 90 mins
The Team get together to look back and ahead at all the events impacting Celtic and beyond.
They look at The Alan Muir Disaster.
They discuss the Bayern Exit.
They consider Big Phils sacking and Bazza's impact over by.
They talk about This Sundays game and Rangers fans being back and possible absences.
They discuss the Celtic Board and no TIFO for Sunday.
They once again herald Daizen Tequila and Monty gives us a run down on just how muc...
They look at The Alan Muir Disaster.
They discuss the Bayern Exit.
They consider Big Phils sacking and Bazza's impact over by.
They talk about This Sundays game and Rangers fans being back and possible absences.
They discuss the Celtic Board and no TIFO for Sunday.
They once again herald Daizen Tequila and Monty gives us a run down on just how muc...
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February 7, 2025 • 92 mins
Desi, Hector and Monty discuss the latest games and goals along with the joys of Birmingham. They discuss The Transfer Window and the recent comings ( or lack of) and goings, They look at the future games and possibilities coming ahead.
Theres even a Bayern Quiz, A Calmac 500 tribute and a Superbowl Halftime Show review discussion.
And lots of Jota!
Something for everyone!
Theres even a Bayern Quiz, A Calmac 500 tribute and a Superbowl Halftime Show review discussion.
And lots of Jota!
Something for everyone!
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January 23, 2025 • 94 mins
Etims get together to discuss the highs and lows of a Celtic CL Wednesday.
From the wonder of winning that game and qualifying against Young Boys to the "WTF!!" exclamations when the news Kyogo is off to France suddenly appeared 1 hour later.
They discuss the prematch shenanigans of Monty getting a ticket, the atmosphere in the ground. The crowd carrying the Bhoys when it mattered. The Goal and the Goalkeeping heroics. The relief at ...
From the wonder of winning that game and qualifying against Young Boys to the "WTF!!" exclamations when the news Kyogo is off to France suddenly appeared 1 hour later.
They discuss the prematch shenanigans of Monty getting a ticket, the atmosphere in the ground. The crowd carrying the Bhoys when it mattered. The Goal and the Goalkeeping heroics. The relief at ...
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January 20, 2025 • 86 mins
Desi chats with Glasgow Music legend and Celtic Fan, Robert Hodgens aka Bobby Bluebell and they cover many a wonderful topic, ranging from:
What links Billy McNeil, Picasso and Stalin?
Memories of waving the Lisbon Lions Home!
Writing a Number One song!
Being on Top of the Pops!
Playing Golf with Dennis Hopper!
Working with Edwyn Collins, Elvis Costello, Davie Stewart and Brian Wilson
Watching his mate Lennys Celtic side beat Barcelona!
Wa...
What links Billy McNeil, Picasso and Stalin?
Memories of waving the Lisbon Lions Home!
Writing a Number One song!
Being on Top of the Pops!
Playing Golf with Dennis Hopper!
Working with Edwyn Collins, Elvis Costello, Davie Stewart and Brian Wilson
Watching his mate Lennys Celtic side beat Barcelona!
Wa...
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January 13, 2025 • 85 mins
Hector, Ralph and Desi get together celebrate a New Year and the same old madness from The Huns.
They discuss :
The Xmas fixtures
The New Years gubbing and wonder what could haver caused it?
The bounce back,
The deflation for Big Phil at Hibs and Dundee,
The Union Bears Shambolic Walkout.
The Transfer Window and recent Squad changes.
A look ahead to Dundee and Young Boys and even Aston Villa!
Theres even 2 Quizzes for everyone to play at ho...
They discuss :
The Xmas fixtures
The New Years gubbing and wonder what could haver caused it?
The bounce back,
The deflation for Big Phil at Hibs and Dundee,
The Union Bears Shambolic Walkout.
The Transfer Window and recent Squad changes.
A look ahead to Dundee and Young Boys and even Aston Villa!
Theres even 2 Quizzes for everyone to play at ho...
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December 20, 2024 • 39 mins
Its the Award Show that everyone has been waiting on!
Welcome to The Etims Ewards!
Categories include
Welcome to The Etims Ewards!
Categories include
- Player
- Manager
- Goal
- Game
- Signing
- Loan
- Surprise
- Deal
- Winners
- Performance
- Fuck-Up
- Lord Lucan Disappearance
- Pundits & PundTITS
- Fashion & Beauty
- Etims FellowFellowShip Award
- Celeb Tim
- Online Tim
- Cunto of the Year ( Shock in store!)
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December 18, 2024 • 89 mins
The Team get together to do League Cup Final Review
Hector gets asked how was hospitality at Etims Kings Park Car Park?
They look at The Team before hand...no surprises there - AJ fitness issues?
What about The Team not turning up...was it a surprise? No Barron for them?
They wonder £Has Philip sussed Brendan oot? Mcinness tactics"
They wail on The first half awfulness amd lack of Composure
They look at the goal mistake by Taylor...how ...
Hector gets asked how was hospitality at Etims Kings Park Car Park?
They look at The Team before hand...no surprises there - AJ fitness issues?
What about The Team not turning up...was it a surprise? No Barron for them?
They wonder £Has Philip sussed Brendan oot? Mcinness tactics"
They wail on The first half awfulness amd lack of Composure
They look at the goal mistake by Taylor...how ...
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December 10, 2024 • 64 mins
Hector, Monty and Desi get together post match to discuss the 0-0 game vs Zagreb,
Where we shite?, They shite, pitch shite, both shite, everything shite, or was it just one of those CL games?
Was it a good point won or a poor 2 points dropped?
Are we all happy where we are now in the table and facing 2 games to go?
How does this all bode for the Cup Final on Sunday against Phils poor wee souls?
All this and much more inside!
Where we shite?, They shite, pitch shite, both shite, everything shite, or was it just one of those CL games?
Was it a good point won or a poor 2 points dropped?
Are we all happy where we are now in the table and facing 2 games to go?
How does this all bode for the Cup Final on Sunday against Phils poor wee souls?
All this and much more inside!
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November 29, 2024 • 94 mins
All the Gang get together to talk all things Celtic.
They discuss the Killie win, The Hearts Gubbing and then move onto the Brugge encounter.
They consider the performances, the good and the bad.
They look at the tactics from both sides.
The consider Reality vs Expectations.
They talk about the Quality Levels in this game, the League and the next few games in the CL.
They discuss Boo Bhoys and ask if they ever used to get annoyed at cer...
They discuss the Killie win, The Hearts Gubbing and then move onto the Brugge encounter.
They consider the performances, the good and the bad.
They look at the tactics from both sides.
The consider Reality vs Expectations.
They talk about the Quality Levels in this game, the League and the next few games in the CL.
They discuss Boo Bhoys and ask if they ever used to get annoyed at cer...
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November 8, 2024 • 97 mins
Hector, Monty and Desi get together to talk about a sensational Week for Celtic.
They discuss parking facilities for Etims Listeners at Hampden.
They talk about Maeda (again!)..and look at how UEFA see him too!
They talk about Kuhns amazing form.
They talk about AJs amazing assists.
They talk about Trusting in Trusty.
They talk about The Press and The Passing.
They discuss the great squad effort in the swashbuckling wins against Aberdeen ...
They discuss parking facilities for Etims Listeners at Hampden.
They talk about Maeda (again!)..and look at how UEFA see him too!
They talk about Kuhns amazing form.
They talk about AJs amazing assists.
They talk about Trusting in Trusty.
They talk about The Press and The Passing.
They discuss the great squad effort in the swashbuckling wins against Aberdeen ...
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October 23, 2024 • 61 mins
Hector, Monty and Desi get on the pod to chat about the great 0-0 Victory(!) against Atalanta.
They discuss, the nerves and expectations.
Theytalk about the Injury woes,
The chat on the surprise line up.
The laud the wonderful performances all round and salute the great tactics.
They look ahead at whats next both in Europe and domestic and ponder just what might be after a resolute and profession Italian Job!.
It even ends on a touch of...
They discuss, the nerves and expectations.
Theytalk about the Injury woes,
The chat on the surprise line up.
The laud the wonderful performances all round and salute the great tactics.
They look ahead at whats next both in Europe and domestic and ponder just what might be after a resolute and profession Italian Job!.
It even ends on a touch of...
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