Behind the Scenes #16

This episode is a quick look behind the scenes of the Heavenly Mandate; observe as we record and develop our next season! Stay tuned for more fun, adventure, and pointless conversation about films.

Episode Transcript

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onto the show. Do you wantto know a fun fact about Willem

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defollow? Sure? I know lotsof fun facts about Willie, but I
will always welcome another one. Plea. He was in this film called The
Antichrist, and you see his penisin the film. Apparently Willem Dafoe's real
penis is so big that it's solarge a smaller stunt penis because they thought
it would be distracting ye from thefilm. Yep, needed a stunt dick.

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I heard that, isn't it wild? I'd be so pissed. I'm
like, no, you leave itin This is Mine. I got naked
in this movie for a reason.You can't just take it out. Yes,
it's hilarious to me. Yeah,the same thing. Yeah, you
know, like Natalie Portman was supposedto film nude scenes in that one movie
and then they're like, no,let's be more autistic about it. Fuck

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you, okay, side thing,and you know she's getting divorced because sweet,
sweet, and like, who cheatson Natalie for saying there's a chance.
No, I agree the audacity ofcheating on Nillie Forman as the unmitigated

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Yeah, it's possible that she likessand and he and he didn't and he
didn't, so yeah, you don'tknow, he literally don't. It's crazy
to me. She's like one ofthe most beautiful women ever and she's smart
and you know what I mean,she choose all the things. But you
know what, I'm sure, I'msure it's that one dude he accidentally knocked

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her up. What they were shootingBlack Swan and then they got a shotgun
married like no, ship, itprobably wasn't meant to last why how it
happened like they had a love story. They had a proper love story.
I mean sort of. He's achoreographer. I mean, it's no vampire's
kids. I feel it, youknow, like I don't know, because

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it's also my ballet company too thatI followed, So I did kind of
pay attention, like it seemed likea really sweet love story that felt they
fell in love while he was choreographingher movie. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Dumb part is he was with somebodyelse. He had like a long
time scene. Oh and weird,and then he cheated. I wonder how
that if he cheats with you,he'll cheat on you? So correct always

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true? Also, was he notFrench? No offense to no friends to
the frogs, But like, yeah, that's that's all par for the course.
Calln this is your chance to babytrap Nelly Portman. Finally we've gone

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far afield, let's go back tothe fly. Yeah, I mean,
glorious deviation this was, but itwas a very intelligent deviation as nonsense.
Yeah, so that's what that's what. That's where we got from ankles and
feet and socks. This is howfar away we got. I would like

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to thank Shane Ivers for allowing usto use his track Tremendium under a Creative
Commons license. Thank you, one, two, three minuted palms straight up