April 30, 2025 • 43 mins
It's Tyler's Superbowl and Christmas all in one... 420 show.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Fuck this.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because it's Haulings worth but it's worth less. I don't
want to hear about whatever you have to say, the
worthless of the week.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil
Fox Scorpion.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's a move, man, you fucking dummy.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
House of race? Black people?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Shoot me?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Shoot me? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Hey, what's up? Everybody? Welcome to the Hallings Worthless Program.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'm one of your hosts, Big Irish Jay Hallings with
and I was tired of that long ass fucking intro.
And as usual, I have with me the Hulagoons, the
goon Squad, usual suspects, Three of a Kind, trips, three men.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
No baby shout out to Baby Miles, the.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Three Musketeers, just the three of us. Three's company, No
mister Fairley.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Starting with.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
The host of the most part time famous, full time
funny Carlos Anthony.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We're in the building. What's happening, fellas?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yes, and coming in hot from the atmosphere, we have.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
He took the d out of DEI. He's de White.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We call him the one box checker murderer. They say
he's now very cancelable murderer. Hey, I'm not racist, Tyler.
Don't call me Joseph Smith.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What what's up, buddy.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well, before we get to anything, let's talk about your Christmas,
your super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh yeah, Brown, very stressful. Four You think it was
theater tour this weekend. Did two shows on Saturday, one
on Friday, one on our two shows on Sunday, one
on Saturday, one on Friday, all gray Man. We did
(02:10):
Sha Hayles or sorry, shallet theater and eat them claw
on Friday. A lot of fun there, pretty rowdy, crowd
Edrew Rivers was on the show, and you know, fresh
from his dad's funeral, so he was a real pleasure
to kick it with.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, he came from the funeral to the show.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No no, but his dad did die with him the
last month.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I think I know that. Yeah, he really wanted to
see his set.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, godam then try to give his son some material.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh man, keep going though.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Sorry, So that was that whatever, And then the next
day we're in North Bend, North Bend Way Roudier show.
Uh freaking cat Collin the female comic. The audience was
just awful. Uh. And then uh, but you know it's whatever.
(03:19):
Everybody was just really drunk. You know, people had their
feet on the stage type of thing. Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Both immediately just.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Like that, and then cats it off with a Saturday
show in Coma and Everett and Uh. I had a
friend from college stopped by and he gave me this thing.
Look at that.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, bro, it's.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Like a silicone topper that you can put on any
Mason jar.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And he again, I blew up your screen so you
can see it better.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Dope, yeah, says ticket some more dope show dot com.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
That's dope.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. So we were talking about a
production deal, seeing how many you know, what we can
do for like making merch for the show. But I
had a bigger one. He gave me two of them.
He gave me a really big one and this one.
I kept this one as I had two colors. I
thought it was cool, but then I just auctioned off
the other one on stage, which was pretty fun. Oh shit,
(04:29):
got a hundred bucks. It's pretty stoked.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Take it.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
That guy was like, cool, glad the gift I just
gave you. You auctioned off.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, I told him, I'm like, I don't know how
much I can sell these for, but we'll try and
auction off and we'll take it for We'll sell it
at whatever it like slows down at, you know. Yeah,
So like the bidding kind of slowed down around sixty
seventy bucks or I think it may be like around there.
But it was kind of fun like staff was on it,
(05:00):
which I thought was really funny. Like one of the
servers just like stops, I'll buy it for seventy or
like you guys can't let a server spend all his
tips at the show. Some bother's got to be here.
And this guy he finally bought it, and then he
when I gave him, I like came found him in
the audience, make sure he fucking paid before he left,
(05:25):
and he just grabs my arm and he goes, I'm
so high on mushrooms right now. I'm like, you still
have to pay?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Like, what did I buy? It's one twenty.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
So out of all the shows, what would you say
was your that you were happiest with her?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Your favorite? And what was the one that was that
had the most difficulties. We'll say it very.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'd say Chalet had the hardest time getting people out.
To be honest, we had to I had to cut
a deal with some people to try and get some
people out there. And it was like it was meh, meh,
not a big weed town.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well, will you go there again or not? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Probably will I'm a probably probably well, I mean like
barely profitable, had a rough time. Yeah, I'll do it again.
But Tacoma was great. It was kind of a bummer
(06:36):
because we got bumped from the big club because Adam
Ray decided to come. That's right, Uh, my show, My
show got bumped to the smaller club, which was fine
because then it sold out pretty early. But uh, like
Adam cooked. He gave me a sweet deal, so it's like,
you know, it's not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, but uh.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I was bumming at I wanted to go see at
him and fucking uh the other at them, uh and
see is uh see the show? But I was busy,
So I would say, like, I don't know, most difficulty
and it was probably Chalet and then uh, most fun
was definitely Tacoma.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Dupe and uh Carlos Uh he was in lovely Laughlin
abaouta this weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Oh it was great. So I had a great time. Actually, Uh,
but you know, I've been down there.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I think that was my fourth time going down And
it's uh always older. Uh it's getting around summertime now,
so you may get a few younger.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And I say younger, I mean like.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Fifty five, uh, like forty forties, maybe maybe early thirties, forties.
But it was overall, it was a it was a
good weekend. But I will say this, if you you
have never performed in Laughlin, you just have to know
what you're dealing with.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
And so and why do.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You say that Carlos, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Not gonna throw that dude. And he wasn't.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
The headline was not bad. Let me let me make
sure I say give that disclaim. He was not bad
at all. However, if you don't know that Laughlin audience,
it's a it's a bit of a it can it
can seem like it can appear like a struggle.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So they just was kind of like they just kind
of like, we're here, We're here.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I didn't I didn't stick around for the late show
Sunday after I got done. I balanced, but it seemed
like it was more of the same. At the end,
it was the people kind of like, hey, what's it
back and kind of chill.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Out now yeah, oh dude, I well, I was in
Philly Friday. I did a and then I had Saturday
off and I did all the touristy ship you can
do in Philly.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Well, not everything, but obviously, but I I.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Went to like the Pats Cheese Steak Place, which is
the place that invented the Philly cheese steak, the Originator,
And across the street, literally across the street is Geno's,
which keep oh you know all these yep. Yeah, And
I guess people go back and forth on which one's better.
But I was like, fuck that, I want to go
to the Originator. We go the o g and uh
(09:23):
and then you didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Try Gens at all.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Man, I can't eat.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I had to split the one sandwich I had with
my buddy Bronston. Shout out to Bronston Jones comic buddy
mine that I I knew from l A. And he's, uh,
he's moved back to Philadelphia area and it was great,
like he we went to Uh. I forget the name
of the strip A street, but there's a street in
Philadelphia that's kind of like there what did he call it?
(09:50):
It's like their Melrose and it's just got all these
shops there.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
There was.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
We went into the the Marijuana Museum, which was interesting.
They have like they had the original Adidas hemp shoes
that like the Clintons or Bill Clinton wanted to get
them bands because he literally said people might smoke them.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
What yeah, Oh.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You're getting a little smoke in your helmet there, buddy.
Also they had they had they had reefer madness, and
they had uh, what's her name, Brownie Mary Brownie or
Brownie Mary. She was a lady in San Francisco that
made like weed brownies for people that had AIDS and
(10:37):
and HIV.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It was.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
It was pretty cool, the little marijuana thing. And then
we went to the Philadelphia Museum the Rocky Steps did
that had to do it?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You know?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So you had a tour guy.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I'm glad you had a tour guy to show you
all the places that you know, he probably wouldn't have
known anyway, Well.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
He was, I mean we just read the ship that
was on the things, you know.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
To me, he took me to the Philly place, like
I took you to Capos You know, but uh, oh.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
And then you should next time. Next time you go back,
you gotta get both. You gotta get half half of
pants and then half of Geno.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Well, they don't do half, so they only just do
the full sandwich. These motherfuckers too. I was like, so
they give us the sandwich and uh and I was like, uh,
as soon as they give it to us, they give
it to this foot long fucking sandwich. And I'm like, oh,
I go, hey, can I get it? Do you have
a knife? I could cut this? He goes, no, no knives,
(11:41):
we don't have any knives. I'm like, how are you
cutting meat?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
They're having knives for you.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
It's almost but did it give you Philly give you
that Boston Field too kind of soda?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Or they you think they are less aggressive?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It definitely. I mean it's that East Coast vibe. But uh.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
The funniest thing was I I'm never i I'm I
have an account on x or Twitter, whatever the fuck
you want to call it, but literally all it I
don't ever post on there and don't really go on it.
All it says on there is like, you know, follow
me on Instagram and I have my Instagram link, but
I got an alert on my fucking x account that
(12:24):
somebody sent a not a message, but they like, you know,
so the whole world can see and all it.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I don't remember the dude's name, but he goes.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Uh at Big Irish j I went and saw Louis J.
Gomez recently at Punchline Philly, who's great, And I was
trying to see what other shows they had come up,
and I saw you were coming there and he says something.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Like are you a liberal cuck? Or do you tell
actual jokes?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's just like wow.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I'm like, so, how how do you How would you
like me to respond to that?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Fucking but the people in their politics.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
You know, I'm like.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
The Punchline Philly show, it was, it was great. They
class act. That was my first time doing the Punchline
there and they, I mean, just everybody there's a class act.
How they treat you and everything. And then uh Peg o'larry,
Peggy o'larry featured and Bronson hosted, and uh yeah, it
(13:28):
was fucking great. But then and then I had Saturday off,
and then Sunday I did a private gig about an
hour or an hour and a half from Philadelphia. Hawks
View Retreat is this mansion like ten thousand square foot
just the just the mansion itself, and then it's all
(13:48):
this and it's like away from everything. But like my
house and my backyard could fit inside this house. And
I got hired to do a birthday party. Uh this
this guy, Tony hired me and uh through another associate
or whatever, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
But it was his wife's birthday.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I think I think they said she was turning sixty,
but she didn't look sixty.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
But uh no, did you see that picture that he
posted of that place?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Now, didn't tell it looks like it looks Have you
seen the movie get Out? Yeah, the backyard scene where
everybody's at the party, and and you know that's what
it looked like.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
It looked like he was at the backdrop of get Out.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Wow, it was.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
It was yeah, crazy right.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I mean, uh, uh you have you done a private
gig before?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Tyler?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Like, uh fuck, yeah, I've done him.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I hate him. You just did recently, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
You know what's funny is I actually told them so
I did. I did like I think like fifty or
fifty five minutes. And then afterwards I kind of did
like Q and A and told some stories with them.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
They were great.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
It was great. It was actually really really fun because
they were you know, I was. I was.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I was told when or when I was hired that
it was you know, forty five minutes clean. So I
was like, okay, cool, no problem whatever. But then when
I got there, all of them were like, no, man,
let her rip, and I was like, well, I don't
want to do that.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And then you go, yeah, he swore, and.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I fucking yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I was like, it's not in the contract.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
But uh, I think I swore like maybe two or
three times total in that in the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
But uh, would I got a.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Book to you?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
He wasn't there, No, No, he was. It was Tony.
Tony was the I mean, I was. I mean the
person that got.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Me the gig.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Is is a booker with a comedy company or club
club and booking company and her name is Blair. And
then Tony was the it was the client. But it
was it was dope.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I mean, it was yeah in red real quick. Yeah,
there is a I was talking to one of the
comedians on the show, and Everett, and he was telling
me about how this comic. They both got hired to
do a clean gig, right right, and the guy, the
guy who went up in front of him, told a
joke about how is the first boobs he saw were
his sisters. It's like a family event. And I'm like, well,
(16:34):
I mean when I hear clean, most people say it
just means you can't swear, like you know, I guess
as long as you did swear, and it was still funny,
goes No, he still swore.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I mean, and that's funny you say that because I saw,
I said to the whole family, because it was about
it was this big mansion that they were staying at,
or that they rented for the weekend. It had a
theater room, so we all just went in the theater
room and they had an amplifier and a mic, and
I performed there and it was probably about twenty people
(17:09):
in these big leather you know, and I'm just performing.
But I was telling them afterwards, I was like, as comics,
you never know going into it, like how a private
gig's going to be, you know, until you get there.
So I told him, I was like, this is great,
but there's definitely ones that you're just like, oh God,
the hell's this going to be? And and everything, but
they were it was it was actually really fun and
(17:30):
uh it's great, so I'm happy you did it. Uh yeah,
it's looking at hawks Retreat though. I was just like, Jesus,
this thing is fucking Hawk's View retreat.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
That's what it's called.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
It's you retreat.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yeah, like they I mean you would go and they
they kind of gave me a little tour of the place,
and uh, like you would see a door. You know,
there's like this big ass living room, big ass kitchen,
and then you know there's doors everywhere, and you open
up one door and it's not like it opens up
into a bedroom, it opens up into like another living
room kitchen, And I mean it was fucking nuts.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Man. I was like, yeah, this is how the other
half lives. I get it figured out.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
But it was dope. It was dope. And I was
telling them some like roads stories and everything at the
very end. But uh, did Tyler did you Uh did
I think I told you Carlos or you know the
Carlos you know the story about the uh the feature
that goes Oh I I lost my virginity there when
(18:31):
I was sixteen.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Have you heard this story Tyler on the podcast? Did I?
I think so, Tyler, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Uh uh, there was a there is a story this
guy told me that Brad Garrett's you know how like
some comedy clubs have like, uh the backdrop is like
the city scape. Yeah, this one in this at this
comedy club, the backdrops the city and there's a building
like here, and one of the one of the lights
(19:05):
on you know, on the building or windows is lit
up in the in the background.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Right.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
So there's a feature on stage and he's probably mid
twenties and as he's you know, he's he's local, so
he knows the city or whatever and knows everything. So
he kind of looks back he goes, oh, I lost
my virginity there when I was sixteen in that hotel
room or in that room, right. So then the headliner
goes up, and the headliner, in the middle of his set,
he just kind of looks, he goes, oh, I fucked
(19:31):
a sixteen year old and his ass there once. But
the next show, the feature the feature joke, and so
the headliner, I guess was just crushing and just in
the middle of his set, he just stops and goes, oh,
I fucked a sixteen year old and his ass there once,
(19:54):
it's just like.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Wait what.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Yeah, so funny, like did you just confess to a crime?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I wanted that makes me think I wanted to ask
you to Tyler. Did you hear anything more or any
more you know, feedback or about the Minnesota ship? No
dead because she because she didn't don't know about it.
She was shooting the shooting the dog on that ship.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
That sh is.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Somebody on one of my shows this weekend saw it
and brought it up.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Oh do they Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
They were like, uh, I mean it was They were
like it looked weird. They didn't really go into it.
They just knew about it or heard about it or
saw it or whatever. They saw it but didn't bring
it up. So I brought it up and then we
started talking about it and then yeah it was whatever. Though,
like everybody's like, it's funny because that person then tagged
(20:57):
me in a post saying like Tyler's a really fair,
pag fucking comedian and producer, and I was like, it
would doesn't mean anything as you're a white guy.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Well, Tyler looks look it looks like you're gonna have
to bring me up and book me and then pay
me more.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah, I have this all cleared up.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Clear this up real quick.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I mean, it would have been hilarious, but it would
have been so fucked if that that whoever that guy
is that you're talking about, Tyler, if he posted like
I just want to give a shout out to Tyler
and produce the show and pays great. I can't believe
he paid me as an opener one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
You know. I don't know if that's what he always
pays his openers, but that was great right right for me? Oh?
Fuck manh yeah, what a bummer? Do I have any Okay?
Four twenty shows?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
We got that?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I got that.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Uh oh, this is another thing I figured out being
in Philly. I mean I figured this out before, but
it just reinforced it. I I can do shit now,
like like when I used to go on the road,
you know, because I was so big, I would fucking
I didn't want to go walking or whatever like Tyler.
(22:21):
I mean, Bronston and I walked fucking all over Philly.
We I think we did what did you say we?
I think we did like twenty thousand steps or thirty
thousand steps or something. Yeah, we were, we were fucking
hiking it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
But it's some walking shoes.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Now, I mean I was just in my fucking shelters.
But I do have some some shoes that are good
for walking. But I just, you know, I didn't know
what what we were going to do.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, I swear by it. You gotta get yourself some
of them like old timey like whatever, you know, like
like the new balanced shoes like I go Brooks, but
just those athletic old man shoes with the soles that
are like four inches of foam, like.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Some rock Ports esses.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Rock Ports, I have some. I have some Orts Rockport
fucking big chunky black ones. Right, he's googling it. My
dad has them, look like plan shoes. I do have
some Brooks and I have some A six for walking shoes.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Basically, if you said he walked thirty thousand stefs, that
means you did fifteen because you walk extremely long and fast.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
But good god's the same height as me. He's like
six eights.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
So yeah, So have you apologize for your disrespect? And
what do you? Where are you at this weekend? Tyler?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Nowhere I'm gonna go to the new opening of the
Emerald City Comedy Club. Something up this weekend, So I'm
gonna go step By who's there, Duncan.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Russ?
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Trust where is that? It's in Capitol Hill, Seattle. So
basically it was comedy bar Comedy slash bar, had gotten
like invested in by Helium and Bark and now it's
opening up as Emerald City. So I'm not sure like
(24:47):
exactly who's gonna be running it or how's it going
to be running. But it looks like Adam's Clubs and
Adams Front, so I'm guessing he's going to be kind
of the contact for.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It or whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
But uh, they're opening up this weekend, so I was
gonna go check it out.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Do you know expand it or is it the same
size the same space?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, they bought the place next to it to knock
down the wall, I think, and are throwing it or
extended it and added another two hundred seats. Holy ship,
Now it's gonna be like a three hundred seater I think.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, dang, what a what a crazy good location?
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, sweet move man. It's gonna be interesting because there's like,
I mean there isn't a comedy club that does. I mean,
there's no a list comedy clubs. But I've always thought that,
you know, it's because Seattle is so big that, you know, man,
I feel like anybody that comes here that's a big
(25:40):
name is just going to do a theater or an arena.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, well yeah, I mean we'll see that.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I always in Seattle.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Wait, what do you say?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
No club has survived in Seattle, so this will be interesting.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I mean yeah, I mean how that is?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Though?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Does the Underground? When did the Underground? Did the Underground
go under pre.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
COVID Underground went was like on its way out and
then COVID did its way and then COVID did it out.
But yeah, it was the final nail. I would say
that Seattle just isn't like a comedy place like I
think they would. I think this city would rather support
indie comedy over like mainstream nationally touring, just because I
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think a lot of it has to do with the culture.
I mean, like everybody here gets offended by ship like
they try and cancel comic shows. They it's not like
a comedy city, bro, It's it's more of a drama
drama maybe maybe a sci fi, more of a poetry
maybe music.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, it's funny too, because I'll tell like when pe
ask me about different scenes or whatever. When anytime somebody
asked me about Seattle, I always say, like.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
You know, when I'm when I moved there, it was great.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
But I say, like, I think, like, Tacoma is probably
the strongest scene in Washington. Now, oh yeah, it's uh
it has multiple clubs.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
So funny. Nate Jackson opened his club right next to Tacoma.
You see that his new one?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Oh no, how how like is it a block away
or something?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, it is like it's literally two blocks away. It's
two blocks away.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Now, what the fu? That's wild?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, they had the competition competition, so.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, it's kind of interesting that Nate's doing Emerald Queen
Sina too.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Oh maybe he's more seats, I guess. Yeah, what were
you gonna say, Carlos.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I said, I'm actually I'm looking forward to this weekend.
I don't know if I told you I'm working with
Pablo Francisco this weekend.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm you know what.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, I've done a few weekends with him.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, I used to work with him a lot in Atlanta.
When I lived there. Used to be one of his
regulars when he came to Atlanta, but you know, he
had that incident several years ago.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I was so scary.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Yeah, so I may have seen im briefly when he came.
He was at Kimmel's here, but I want to see
I'm interested to see what he does if he's doing
new new stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Now.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
It was so dude. It was like.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Uncomfortable just even watching it because it was like it
was like watching somebody glitch.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, oh yeah, dude. I saw I saw one of
those live, because I mean that was just the one
that got viral, like a viral video autumn. But he
was he was touring like that, and I saw one
of them pretty bad. He like bailed on his set
probably fifteen minutes in, like he did his whole hour
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and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Just talking to.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So fast dude, and then he got off stage, and
then like Norwest went on stage and was like, who
wants a noncore and brought him back on stage because
he was like, dude, you got to fill out this time,
you know, Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
So how you say what he did? He only did
how much? And then he had to go back and
do the encore.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, I think he did like fifteen twenty minutes and
he's supposed to do like at least forty five. Oh
so then he got when he left, like everybody clapped,
and then owner goes on like no, we're gonna do
an encore and then brings him back on, and then
I go, was that planned to go? No, but we
haven't even like brought plates out, like you know, like
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we haven't even like.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Everybody food. Yeah, come about God, bless your good night?
Are you in good ass?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
You can.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
You imagine the show's over and then people just start
eating you just hear you just hear like cutlery going,
just looking around, what the flight you're on? Everybody's just like,
what the fuck is happening? Like, yeah, it was. It
was pretty wild dude. And I I loved Pablo Francisco
when I was a young man, like that was and
(30:38):
my college we used to quote that dude the most.
He like crafted the impression of a ditzy female for
like everybody. I would say, everybody mimics Pablo. Yeah, when
they're doing a mocking a female or whatever. Like it
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was so like he was so high up on my
pedestal that it was like really heartbreaking to see him
go through all that shit, but it was cool. You
get to work with him, and it's cool you get
to work with him, and it's nice that he's doing
it again, you know, and he's seems like he's pulling
it together.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
That was like wow, because he used to have Ashley
Fe's and May was one of his openers and Sean.
I forgot Sean's last name out he's out of the
East Coast. Where's where he's touring people? And I mean, yeah,
we used to talk all the time. And then, like
I said, after that stuff started kind of happening, I
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lost touch with him. But like I said, I saw
last time I saw him was here at Kimmel's. He
was just performed. I just stopped here to speak to him.
So I am looking forward to this weekend and you know,
hopefully he's clean and everything is all. It's all good
because he's he is a genuinely good guy. I didn't
realize how much he had contributed to comedy until we
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had started having conversations. I was like, my goodness, this
man has done a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
I worked with him after the glitch or whatever, you
want to call it and uh and he was.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
He was good.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I mean as far as like they one of the
things they were saying or told us, uh me and
the host is that I can't can't drink, can't have
any alcohol or anything in there. I think drugs too,
like nothing. I was like, cool, No, it's nothing, you
know whatever, you know.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
I get it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I was kind of blown away that they put me
in a feature for him after that, because that was like, okay,
well they like, no, I'm sober, but I definitely smoke weed,
so so good. I had to chauffeur him though, too.
I got, I got this is kind of funked up
to talk about on a podcast, but it's whatever, a
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little bonus to make sure that he got to and
from the shows.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
No, I mean, that's that's like, I mean, I'm dude,
I'm sure if you know, if you said this story
in front of him, it'd be fine, because you know,
he's in a better place now. And it's just it's
the ship we all go through, our you know, people
go through when they're trying to correct shit, you know.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
So I mean it's not you know, not saying anything bad.
And I don't think.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
You know, it's not like the guy that fucking down
the bottle of vodka in between two shows at the parlor.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I lost two.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, is he still to her?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
You know what I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna check
right now, as.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Do you uh uh as you talk amongst yourselves. Uh,
let me see the time.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
It's gonna be a good time this weekend.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Did you guys do anything for Easter?
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah, I uh went to Hawk's View retreat and told
some jokes for the family.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
But yeah, you know what's funny. Sorry, yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I've never been like, forget I'm hanging out with such centers.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Even you know, it's funny.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
How I even got that gig was the person that
booked it, or booked me, hit me up and was like,
are you available in Philadelphia area on four twenty and
I was like, I actually am going to be in
Philadelphia area. And long story short, they had originally hired
a different comic, and when they hired this other comic,
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they hired him months ago, and that comic is Irish
Catholic and totally forgot that it was on Easter that
the gig was or I forgot that the or didn't
know that the gig.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Was going to be on Easter.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
So that guy was like, I can't do it. It's Easter,
and that was like, Hail Satan, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Oh wow, there the clip. Yeah, I'm in. What'd you
do for Easter?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I didn't do anything. I mean, Easter was four twenty
for me, so I just did shows as well. But
our buddy Mike Kletta hosts an annual be beer stra
egg Hunt, which is like an adult Easter egg hunt
where everybody puts in an order for a six pack
and then before you come, him and his wife hide
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it all around their house and yard and it's like
a it's like twenty people there. They each have their
own like little six pack back like catty. They're walking
around looking for the further eight years. It's pretty cute.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Beer stragg I like that.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, yeah, for the kids next year, it's pretty fun, dude,
you know. We we just just goofing, just goofing. Because
I was like, I had a show after that, and
I'm like, don't hide my eggs or don't hide my
my drink's too hard this year because I got another
I got a show, and I gotta get this I
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out of here. Busy weekend, man, I should I really
hate that I had to compete with Easter.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Well, dude, it's it's a trip. Like I was.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I got back yesterday from Philly and long travel day.
And then as soon as I got back, I had
to go get my glasses. We're done, so I had
to pick those up, and I was like, well, it's
it's going to be a slow week. I got you know,
nothing this week. I got a party Sunday. You're going
to that, right, Carlos laugh? After dark?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Oh that's this Sunday. Yeah, Well I guess, yeah, I
guess I'll well.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
I was like, you know, I'll be able to chill
this week, and then I'm like, oh no, I'm at
the Cellar tonight. And then I got hit up. I'm
closing out at La Comedy Club. But you know, it's good,
it's fine, it's fine. I'm pretty tired right now, but
you know, I'll take an energy drink and be good
to go.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
You know, I'm sure you take a Coke a Mountain
do to drink and then you'll be ready.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
To plug the comedy right into into them.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Give it to them, are you.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I was gonna ask you, Tyler, do you still do
the benadryl and the red Bull?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
No? I don't really get that much about.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Explain to Carlos.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Because so I'm allergic to weed, or at least I have,
like I get hives from it from it's from over exposure,
you know, you love something too much? Like what Oh, honestly,
I don't know what necessarily causes it, but like sometimes
(37:41):
if I touch too much marijuana, I'll break out in hives.
It's either some of their something that they use on
the plant or something from the planet itself. But it
doesn't happen every time, but it used to happen a lot.
And uh, I would just pop a ben a drill
because that would make the hives go away from the
smoking pot. And then I'd pound a red bull because
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I you know, I was getting sleepy from the benadrail.
And then I'd take a little bit of pro panel
to slow down my.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Heart rate.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Because I would get too jittery from the red bull.
So to smoke weed, I would have to do like
four other drugs.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
People want to throw dead weed back.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
No, pretty much. Oh my goodness, I have a problem.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
The reason I was asking about that is Angel said
the other day, because all you know, like tonight, I'm
going to do a five hour energy drink. I cut
it with water, I put it in like a liter
of water and drink it. But that'll wake me up.
And then when I get home tonight I'll probably do
an edible. And Angel was like, you shouldn't, you should
maybe shouldn't do that where.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
You're like, you know, and I'm like, let me tell
you what Tyler does.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, I don't do it anymore. But I just and
this is such an old man move speaking of like
getting cooked cushion shoes. But I just bought one of
those blood pressure like devices you know that goes on
your arm and like inflates, and like.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I know what it is because I have one in the.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Carlos. I just keep mind on my watch.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
It's just the BBM. You're just gonna get your heart beats.
But does that do your blood pressure? That'd be sick.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Does it do your blood pressure? Mane?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Yeah, yeah, I could listen, I could do hold on.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Let's see, I can where your VP is right now?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
UH normally tracks it, so.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Mine is three hundred over.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
No hold on, here we go. Oh boy, seventy two
beats per minute whatever that means.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
So it's your heart per minute, that's your heart rate.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, your heart rate.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Oh hold on, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
I can check my I can check if I'm having
a heart attack that watch.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
But that's even crazy, you know, yeah, ECG or whatever
that is.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
So I feel like i'd be like, hey man, yeah,
I have a heart attack, just grooing.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Uh well here, let's uh, let's do our plugs and
then I'm gonna I gotta get sticking around and.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Uh, you gotta you gotta take your juice, your power juice.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
You know, you get it.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Uh yeah, it's got to kick in before the show.
What where you got coming? Well, you're at whites Guys
this weekend.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
Uh, tomorrow night, I am at Off the Rails with
Todd Royce. Then this weekend shows Friday and well one
show Friday, one show Saturday at Wise Guys. But I'm
also doing Deadly but Silent, silun but debt. They had
planned at thirteen on Friday. And then of course, now
you know we would putting Mantiica on the list Deep
Public com Yeah, CoA Mantica, I think you know it's
(41:05):
it's the count is good in there man, the checkout
part time famous dot Com.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yes, Tyler, hell yeah, We'll wait. This isn't the one
I want to do? Is this the one? Nope? Hold on,
never mind. I was gonna get a really fun farewell.
This weekend, I will just be hanging out at Emerald
City Comedy Club. Come check out the new club opening
(41:31):
up at Gable Hill. And then I'll be on my
regular dope show schedule. And I'm gonna be playing a
lot of video games now that four twenties over. Uh
so maybe I'll start, maybe I'll stream some you know.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Really Uh Tonight, I'm at the Comedy Seller the twenty
second of April twenty ten o'clock La Comedy Club at
the Stratosphere. Also Thursday, at seven thirty, I'm doing or No,
it's seven. I'm doing Punchline with Purpose. It's at the
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Classic Jewel. It's a it's like, you know, we're I
guess it's a show for like making people aware of
that you get roofied at bars and shit like that.
It's a Matt Cole. Matt Cole put the show together.
But Matt was like He's like Hey, do you have
any comps anybody you're bringing. He's like no, but I
could maybe Roofie someone bring them too. Soon thirtieth I
(42:30):
will be at April thirtieth, I'll be another. I'm doing
another benefit show at the Comedy Loft in Washington, d C.
It's a cancer benefit. Comedy cancer benefit there at the
Comedy Loft.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
And then.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Not this weekend, but next weekend I'll be in Saint Paul,
Minnesota at the Laugh Camp Laugh Camp Comedy Club. You
can go to Big RJ dot com for tickets and
until next week.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Thanks for and get it. Get it Tyler.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
If you if a person fucking listens to this till
the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize is to
go to iTunes and rate a review thisdcast.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Give it five stars. You motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Fucking say something nice, you.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Fox, right now, you motherfuckers this fucking piece of ship
for five years, averaging about two fucking reviews a year.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Go fucking write some motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Oh fuck, that is the realest I've ever heard you.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
God yeah, deal, What the fuck
What do you want to say something about your show?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Fuck this.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because it's Haulings worth but it's worth less. I don't
want to hear about whatever you have to say, the
worthless of the week.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil
Fox Scorpion.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's a move, man, you fucking dummy.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
House of race? Black people?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Shoot me?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Shoot me? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Hey, what's up? Everybody? Welcome to the Hallings Worthless Program.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'm one of your hosts, Big Irish Jay Hallings with
and I was tired of that long ass fucking intro.
And as usual, I have with me the Hulagoons, the
goon Squad, usual suspects, Three of a Kind, trips, three men.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
No baby shout out to Baby Miles, the.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Three Musketeers, just the three of us. Three's company, No
mister Fairley.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Starting with.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
The host of the most part time famous, full time
funny Carlos Anthony.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We're in the building. What's happening, fellas?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yes, and coming in hot from the atmosphere, we have.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
He took the d out of DEI. He's de White.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We call him the one box checker murderer. They say
he's now very cancelable murderer. Hey, I'm not racist, Tyler.
Don't call me Joseph Smith.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What what's up, buddy.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well, before we get to anything, let's talk about your Christmas,
your super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh yeah, Brown, very stressful. Four You think it was
theater tour this weekend. Did two shows on Saturday, one
on Friday, one on our two shows on Sunday, one
on Saturday, one on Friday, all gray Man. We did
(02:10):
Sha Hayles or sorry, shallet theater and eat them claw
on Friday. A lot of fun there, pretty rowdy, crowd
Edrew Rivers was on the show, and you know, fresh
from his dad's funeral, so he was a real pleasure
to kick it with.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, he came from the funeral to the show.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No no, but his dad did die with him the
last month.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I think I know that. Yeah, he really wanted to
see his set.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, godam then try to give his son some material.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh man, keep going though.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Sorry, So that was that whatever, And then the next
day we're in North Bend, North Bend Way Roudier show.
Uh freaking cat Collin the female comic. The audience was
just awful. Uh. And then uh, but you know it's whatever.
(03:19):
Everybody was just really drunk. You know, people had their
feet on the stage type of thing. Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Both immediately just.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Like that, and then cats it off with a Saturday
show in Coma and Everett and Uh. I had a
friend from college stopped by and he gave me this thing.
Look at that.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, bro, it's.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Like a silicone topper that you can put on any
Mason jar.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And he again, I blew up your screen so you
can see it better.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Dope, yeah, says ticket some more dope show dot com.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
That's dope.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. So we were talking about a
production deal, seeing how many you know, what we can
do for like making merch for the show. But I
had a bigger one. He gave me two of them.
He gave me a really big one and this one.
I kept this one as I had two colors. I
thought it was cool, but then I just auctioned off
the other one on stage, which was pretty fun. Oh shit,
(04:29):
got a hundred bucks. It's pretty stoked.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Take it.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
That guy was like, cool, glad the gift I just
gave you. You auctioned off.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, I told him, I'm like, I don't know how
much I can sell these for, but we'll try and
auction off and we'll take it for We'll sell it
at whatever it like slows down at, you know. Yeah,
So like the bidding kind of slowed down around sixty
seventy bucks or I think it may be like around there.
But it was kind of fun like staff was on it,
(05:00):
which I thought was really funny. Like one of the
servers just like stops, I'll buy it for seventy or
like you guys can't let a server spend all his
tips at the show. Some bother's got to be here.
And this guy he finally bought it, and then he
when I gave him, I like came found him in
the audience, make sure he fucking paid before he left,
(05:25):
and he just grabs my arm and he goes, I'm
so high on mushrooms right now. I'm like, you still
have to pay?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Like, what did I buy? It's one twenty.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
So out of all the shows, what would you say
was your that you were happiest with her?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Your favorite? And what was the one that was that
had the most difficulties. We'll say it very.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'd say Chalet had the hardest time getting people out.
To be honest, we had to I had to cut
a deal with some people to try and get some
people out there. And it was like it was meh, meh,
not a big weed town.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well, will you go there again or not? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Probably will I'm a probably probably well, I mean like
barely profitable, had a rough time. Yeah, I'll do it again.
But Tacoma was great. It was kind of a bummer
(06:36):
because we got bumped from the big club because Adam
Ray decided to come. That's right, Uh, my show, My
show got bumped to the smaller club, which was fine
because then it sold out pretty early. But uh, like
Adam cooked. He gave me a sweet deal, so it's like,
you know, it's not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, but uh.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I was bumming at I wanted to go see at
him and fucking uh the other at them, uh and
see is uh see the show? But I was busy,
So I would say, like, I don't know, most difficulty
and it was probably Chalet and then uh, most fun
was definitely Tacoma.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Dupe and uh Carlos Uh he was in lovely Laughlin
abaouta this weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Oh it was great. So I had a great time. Actually, Uh,
but you know, I've been down there.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I think that was my fourth time going down And
it's uh always older. Uh it's getting around summertime now,
so you may get a few younger.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And I say younger, I mean like.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Fifty five, uh, like forty forties, maybe maybe early thirties, forties.
But it was overall, it was a it was a
good weekend. But I will say this, if you you
have never performed in Laughlin, you just have to know
what you're dealing with.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
And so and why do.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You say that Carlos, I'm.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Not gonna throw that dude. And he wasn't.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
The headline was not bad. Let me let me make
sure I say give that disclaim. He was not bad
at all. However, if you don't know that Laughlin audience,
it's a it's a bit of a it can it
can seem like it can appear like a struggle.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So they just was kind of like they just kind
of like, we're here, We're here.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I didn't I didn't stick around for the late show
Sunday after I got done. I balanced, but it seemed
like it was more of the same. At the end,
it was the people kind of like, hey, what's it
back and kind of chill.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Out now yeah, oh dude, I well, I was in
Philly Friday. I did a and then I had Saturday
off and I did all the touristy ship you can
do in Philly.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Well, not everything, but obviously, but I I.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Went to like the Pats Cheese Steak Place, which is
the place that invented the Philly cheese steak, the Originator,
And across the street, literally across the street is Geno's,
which keep oh you know all these yep. Yeah, And
I guess people go back and forth on which one's better.
But I was like, fuck that, I want to go
to the Originator. We go the o g and uh
(09:23):
and then you didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Try Gens at all.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Man, I can't eat.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I had to split the one sandwich I had with
my buddy Bronston. Shout out to Bronston Jones comic buddy
mine that I I knew from l A. And he's, uh,
he's moved back to Philadelphia area and it was great,
like he we went to Uh. I forget the name
of the strip A street, but there's a street in
Philadelphia that's kind of like there what did he call it?
(09:50):
It's like their Melrose and it's just got all these
shops there.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
There was.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
We went into the the Marijuana Museum, which was interesting.
They have like they had the original Adidas hemp shoes
that like the Clintons or Bill Clinton wanted to get
them bands because he literally said people might smoke them.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
What yeah, Oh.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You're getting a little smoke in your helmet there, buddy.
Also they had they had they had reefer madness, and
they had uh, what's her name, Brownie Mary Brownie or
Brownie Mary. She was a lady in San Francisco that
made like weed brownies for people that had AIDS and
(10:37):
and HIV.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It was.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
It was pretty cool, the little marijuana thing. And then
we went to the Philadelphia Museum the Rocky Steps did
that had to do it?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You know?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So you had a tour guy.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I'm glad you had a tour guy to show you
all the places that you know, he probably wouldn't have
known anyway, Well.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
He was, I mean we just read the ship that
was on the things, you know.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
To me, he took me to the Philly place, like
I took you to Capos You know, but uh, oh.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
And then you should next time. Next time you go back,
you gotta get both. You gotta get half half of
pants and then half of Geno.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Well, they don't do half, so they only just do
the full sandwich. These motherfuckers too. I was like, so
they give us the sandwich and uh and I was like, uh,
as soon as they give it to us, they give
it to this foot long fucking sandwich. And I'm like, oh,
I go, hey, can I get it? Do you have
a knife? I could cut this? He goes, no, no knives,
(11:41):
we don't have any knives. I'm like, how are you
cutting meat?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
They're having knives for you.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
It's almost but did it give you Philly give you
that Boston Field too kind of soda?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Or they you think they are less aggressive?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It definitely. I mean it's that East Coast vibe. But uh.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
The funniest thing was I I'm never i I'm I
have an account on x or Twitter, whatever the fuck
you want to call it, but literally all it I
don't ever post on there and don't really go on it.
All it says on there is like, you know, follow
me on Instagram and I have my Instagram link, but
I got an alert on my fucking x account that
(12:24):
somebody sent a not a message, but they like, you know,
so the whole world can see and all it.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I don't remember the dude's name, but he goes.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Uh at Big Irish j I went and saw Louis J.
Gomez recently at Punchline Philly, who's great, And I was
trying to see what other shows they had come up,
and I saw you were coming there and he says something.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Like are you a liberal cuck? Or do you tell
actual jokes?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's just like wow.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I'm like, so, how how do you How would you
like me to respond to that?
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Fucking but the people in their politics.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
You know, I'm like.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
The Punchline Philly show, it was, it was great. They
class act. That was my first time doing the Punchline
there and they, I mean, just everybody there's a class act.
How they treat you and everything. And then uh Peg o'larry,
Peggy o'larry featured and Bronson hosted, and uh yeah, it
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was fucking great. But then and then I had Saturday off,
and then Sunday I did a private gig about an
hour or an hour and a half from Philadelphia. Hawks
View Retreat is this mansion like ten thousand square foot
just the just the mansion itself, and then it's all
(13:48):
this and it's like away from everything. But like my
house and my backyard could fit inside this house. And
I got hired to do a birthday party. Uh this
this guy, Tony hired me and uh through another associate
or whatever, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
But it was his wife's birthday.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I think I think they said she was turning sixty,
but she didn't look sixty.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
But uh no, did you see that picture that he
posted of that place?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Now, didn't tell it looks like it looks Have you
seen the movie get Out? Yeah, the backyard scene where
everybody's at the party, and and you know that's what
it looked like.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
It looked like he was at the backdrop of get Out.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Wow, it was.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
It was yeah, crazy right.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I mean, uh, uh you have you done a private
gig before?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Tyler?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Like, uh fuck, yeah, I've done him.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
I hate him. You just did recently, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
You know what's funny is I actually told them so
I did. I did like I think like fifty or
fifty five minutes. And then afterwards I kind of did
like Q and A and told some stories with them.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
They were great.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
It was great. It was actually really really fun because
they were you know, I was. I was.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I was told when or when I was hired that
it was you know, forty five minutes clean. So I
was like, okay, cool, no problem whatever. But then when
I got there, all of them were like, no, man,
let her rip, and I was like, well, I don't
want to do that.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And then you go, yeah, he swore, and.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I fucking yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I was like, it's not in the contract.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
But uh, I think I swore like maybe two or
three times total in that in the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
But uh, would I got a.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Book to you?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
He wasn't there, No, No, he was. It was Tony.
Tony was the I mean, I was. I mean the
person that got.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Me the gig.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Is is a booker with a comedy company or club
club and booking company and her name is Blair. And
then Tony was the it was the client. But it
was it was dope.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I mean, it was yeah in red real quick. Yeah,
there is a I was talking to one of the
comedians on the show, and Everett, and he was telling
me about how this comic. They both got hired to
do a clean gig, right right, and the guy, the
guy who went up in front of him, told a
joke about how is the first boobs he saw were
his sisters. It's like a family event. And I'm like, well,
(16:34):
I mean when I hear clean, most people say it
just means you can't swear, like you know, I guess
as long as you did swear, and it was still funny,
goes No, he still swore.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I mean, and that's funny you say that because I saw,
I said to the whole family, because it was about
it was this big mansion that they were staying at,
or that they rented for the weekend. It had a
theater room, so we all just went in the theater
room and they had an amplifier and a mic, and
I performed there and it was probably about twenty people
(17:09):
in these big leather you know, and I'm just performing.
But I was telling them afterwards, I was like, as comics,
you never know going into it, like how a private
gig's going to be, you know, until you get there.
So I told him, I was like, this is great,
but there's definitely ones that you're just like, oh God,
the hell's this going to be? And and everything, but
they were it was it was actually really fun and
(17:30):
uh it's great, so I'm happy you did it. Uh yeah,
it's looking at hawks Retreat though. I was just like, Jesus,
this thing is fucking Hawk's View retreat.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
That's what it's called.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
It's you retreat.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yeah, like they I mean you would go and they
they kind of gave me a little tour of the place,
and uh, like you would see a door. You know,
there's like this big ass living room, big ass kitchen,
and then you know there's doors everywhere, and you open
up one door and it's not like it opens up
into a bedroom, it opens up into like another living
room kitchen, And I mean it was fucking nuts.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Man. I was like, yeah, this is how the other
half lives. I get it figured out.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
But it was dope. It was dope. And I was
telling them some like roads stories and everything at the
very end. But uh, did Tyler did you Uh did
I think I told you Carlos or you know the
Carlos you know the story about the uh the feature
that goes Oh I I lost my virginity there when
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I was sixteen.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Have you heard this story Tyler on the podcast? Did I?
I think so, Tyler, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Uh uh, there was a there is a story this
guy told me that Brad Garrett's you know how like
some comedy clubs have like, uh the backdrop is like
the city scape. Yeah, this one in this at this
comedy club, the backdrops the city and there's a building
like here, and one of the one of the lights
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on you know, on the building or windows is lit
up in the in the background.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Right.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
So there's a feature on stage and he's probably mid
twenties and as he's you know, he's he's local, so
he knows the city or whatever and knows everything. So
he kind of looks back he goes, oh, I lost
my virginity there when I was sixteen in that hotel
room or in that room, right. So then the headliner
goes up, and the headliner, in the middle of his set,
he just kind of looks, he goes, oh, I fucked
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a sixteen year old and his ass there once. But
the next show, the feature the feature joke, and so
the headliner, I guess was just crushing and just in
the middle of his set, he just stops and goes, oh,
I fucked a sixteen year old and his ass there once,
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it's just like.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Wait what.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Yeah, so funny, like did you just confess to a crime?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I wanted that makes me think I wanted to ask
you to Tyler. Did you hear anything more or any
more you know, feedback or about the Minnesota ship? No
dead because she because she didn't don't know about it.
She was shooting the shooting the dog on that ship.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
That sh is.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Somebody on one of my shows this weekend saw it
and brought it up.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Oh do they Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
They were like, uh, I mean it was They were
like it looked weird. They didn't really go into it.
They just knew about it or heard about it or
saw it or whatever. They saw it but didn't bring
it up. So I brought it up and then we
started talking about it and then yeah it was whatever. Though,
like everybody's like, it's funny because that person then tagged
(20:57):
me in a post saying like Tyler's a really fair,
pag fucking comedian and producer, and I was like, it
would doesn't mean anything as you're a white guy.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Well, Tyler looks look it looks like you're gonna have
to bring me up and book me and then pay
me more.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah, I have this all cleared up.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Clear this up real quick.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I mean, it would have been hilarious, but it would
have been so fucked if that that whoever that guy
is that you're talking about, Tyler, if he posted like
I just want to give a shout out to Tyler
and produce the show and pays great. I can't believe
he paid me as an opener one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
You know. I don't know if that's what he always
pays his openers, but that was great right right for me? Oh?
Fuck manh yeah, what a bummer? Do I have any Okay?
Four twenty shows?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
We got that?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I got that.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Uh oh, this is another thing I figured out being
in Philly. I mean I figured this out before, but
it just reinforced it. I I can do shit now,
like like when I used to go on the road,
you know, because I was so big, I would fucking
I didn't want to go walking or whatever like Tyler.
(22:21):
I mean, Bronston and I walked fucking all over Philly.
We I think we did what did you say we?
I think we did like twenty thousand steps or thirty
thousand steps or something. Yeah, we were, we were fucking
hiking it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
But it's some walking shoes.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Now, I mean I was just in my fucking shelters.
But I do have some some shoes that are good
for walking. But I just, you know, I didn't know
what what we were going to do.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, I swear by it. You gotta get yourself some
of them like old timey like whatever, you know, like
like the new balanced shoes like I go Brooks, but
just those athletic old man shoes with the soles that
are like four inches of foam, like.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Some rock Ports esses.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Rock Ports, I have some. I have some Orts Rockport
fucking big chunky black ones. Right, he's googling it. My
dad has them, look like plan shoes. I do have
some Brooks and I have some A six for walking shoes.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Basically, if you said he walked thirty thousand stefs, that
means you did fifteen because you walk extremely long and fast.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
But good god's the same height as me. He's like
six eights.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
So yeah, So have you apologize for your disrespect? And
what do you? Where are you at this weekend? Tyler?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Nowhere I'm gonna go to the new opening of the
Emerald City Comedy Club. Something up this weekend, So I'm
gonna go step By who's there, Duncan.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Russ?
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Trust where is that? It's in Capitol Hill, Seattle. So
basically it was comedy bar Comedy slash bar, had gotten
like invested in by Helium and Bark and now it's
opening up as Emerald City. So I'm not sure like
(24:47):
exactly who's gonna be running it or how's it going
to be running. But it looks like Adam's Clubs and
Adams Front, so I'm guessing he's going to be kind
of the contact for.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It or whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
But uh, they're opening up this weekend, so I was
gonna go check it out.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Do you know expand it or is it the same
size the same space?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, they bought the place next to it to knock
down the wall, I think, and are throwing it or
extended it and added another two hundred seats. Holy ship,
Now it's gonna be like a three hundred seater I think.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, dang, what a what a crazy good location?
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, sweet move man. It's gonna be interesting because there's like,
I mean there isn't a comedy club that does. I mean,
there's no a list comedy clubs. But I've always thought that,
you know, it's because Seattle is so big that, you know, man,
I feel like anybody that comes here that's a big
(25:40):
name is just going to do a theater or an arena.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, well yeah, I mean we'll see that.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I always in Seattle.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Wait, what do you say?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
No club has survived in Seattle, so this will be interesting.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I mean yeah, I mean how that is?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Though?
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Does the Underground? When did the Underground? Did the Underground
go under pre.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
COVID Underground went was like on its way out and
then COVID did its way and then COVID did it out.
But yeah, it was the final nail. I would say
that Seattle just isn't like a comedy place like I
think they would. I think this city would rather support
indie comedy over like mainstream nationally touring, just because I
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think a lot of it has to do with the culture.
I mean, like everybody here gets offended by ship like
they try and cancel comic shows. They it's not like
a comedy city, bro, It's it's more of a drama
drama maybe maybe a sci fi, more of a poetry
maybe music.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, it's funny too, because I'll tell like when pe
ask me about different scenes or whatever. When anytime somebody
asked me about Seattle, I always say, like.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
You know, when I'm when I moved there, it was great.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
But I say, like, I think, like, Tacoma is probably
the strongest scene in Washington. Now, oh yeah, it's uh
it has multiple clubs.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
So funny. Nate Jackson opened his club right next to Tacoma.
You see that his new one?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Oh no, how how like is it a block away
or something?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, it is like it's literally two blocks away. It's
two blocks away.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Now, what the fu? That's wild?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, they had the competition competition, so.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, it's kind of interesting that Nate's doing Emerald Queen
Sina too.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Oh maybe he's more seats, I guess. Yeah, what were
you gonna say, Carlos.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I said, I'm actually I'm looking forward to this weekend.
I don't know if I told you I'm working with
Pablo Francisco this weekend.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm you know what.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, I've done a few weekends with him.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, I used to work with him a lot in Atlanta.
When I lived there. Used to be one of his
regulars when he came to Atlanta, but you know, he
had that incident several years ago.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I was so scary.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Yeah, so I may have seen im briefly when he came.
He was at Kimmel's here, but I want to see
I'm interested to see what he does if he's doing
new new stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Now.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
It was so dude. It was like.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Uncomfortable just even watching it because it was like it
was like watching somebody glitch.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, oh yeah, dude. I saw I saw one of
those live, because I mean that was just the one
that got viral, like a viral video autumn. But he
was he was touring like that, and I saw one
of them pretty bad. He like bailed on his set
probably fifteen minutes in, like he did his whole hour
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and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Just talking to.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So fast dude, and then he got off stage, and
then like Norwest went on stage and was like, who
wants a noncore and brought him back on stage because
he was like, dude, you got to fill out this time,
you know, Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
So how you say what he did? He only did
how much? And then he had to go back and
do the encore.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, I think he did like fifteen twenty minutes and
he's supposed to do like at least forty five. Oh
so then he got when he left, like everybody clapped,
and then owner goes on like no, we're gonna do
an encore and then brings him back on, and then
I go, was that planned to go? No, but we
haven't even like brought plates out, like you know, like
(30:05):
we haven't even like.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Everybody food. Yeah, come about God, bless your good night?
Are you in good ass?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
You can.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
You imagine the show's over and then people just start
eating you just hear you just hear like cutlery going,
just looking around, what the flight you're on? Everybody's just like,
what the fuck is happening? Like, yeah, it was. It
was pretty wild dude. And I I loved Pablo Francisco
when I was a young man, like that was and
(30:38):
my college we used to quote that dude the most.
He like crafted the impression of a ditzy female for
like everybody. I would say, everybody mimics Pablo. Yeah, when
they're doing a mocking a female or whatever. Like it
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was so like he was so high up on my
pedestal that it was like really heartbreaking to see him
go through all that shit, but it was cool. You
get to work with him, and it's cool you get
to work with him, and it's nice that he's doing
it again, you know, and he's seems like he's pulling
it together.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
That was like wow, because he used to have Ashley
Fe's and May was one of his openers and Sean.
I forgot Sean's last name out he's out of the
East Coast. Where's where he's touring people? And I mean, yeah,
we used to talk all the time. And then, like
I said, after that stuff started kind of happening, I
(31:39):
lost touch with him. But like I said, I saw
last time I saw him was here at Kimmel's. He
was just performed. I just stopped here to speak to him.
So I am looking forward to this weekend and you know,
hopefully he's clean and everything is all. It's all good
because he's he is a genuinely good guy. I didn't
realize how much he had contributed to comedy until we
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had started having conversations. I was like, my goodness, this
man has done a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
I worked with him after the glitch or whatever, you
want to call it and uh and he was.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
He was good.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I mean as far as like they one of the
things they were saying or told us, uh me and
the host is that I can't can't drink, can't have
any alcohol or anything in there. I think drugs too,
like nothing. I was like, cool, No, it's nothing, you
know whatever, you know.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
I get it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I was kind of blown away that they put me
in a feature for him after that, because that was like, okay,
well they like, no, I'm sober, but I definitely smoke weed,
so so good. I had to chauffeur him though, too.
I got, I got this is kind of funked up
to talk about on a podcast, but it's whatever, a
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little bonus to make sure that he got to and
from the shows.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
No, I mean, that's that's like, I mean, I'm dude,
I'm sure if you know, if you said this story
in front of him, it'd be fine, because you know,
he's in a better place now. And it's just it's
the ship we all go through, our you know, people
go through when they're trying to correct shit, you know.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
So I mean it's not you know, not saying anything bad.
And I don't think.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
You know, it's not like the guy that fucking down
the bottle of vodka in between two shows at the parlor.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I lost two.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah, is he still to her?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
You know what I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna check
right now, as.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Do you uh uh as you talk amongst yourselves. Uh,
let me see the time.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
It's gonna be a good time this weekend.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Did you guys do anything for Easter?
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah, I uh went to Hawk's View retreat and told
some jokes for the family.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
But yeah, you know what's funny. Sorry, yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I've never been like, forget I'm hanging out with such centers.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Even you know, it's funny.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
How I even got that gig was the person that
booked it, or booked me, hit me up and was like,
are you available in Philadelphia area on four twenty and
I was like, I actually am going to be in
Philadelphia area. And long story short, they had originally hired
a different comic, and when they hired this other comic,
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they hired him months ago, and that comic is Irish
Catholic and totally forgot that it was on Easter that
the gig was or I forgot that the or didn't
know that the gig.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Was going to be on Easter.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
So that guy was like, I can't do it. It's Easter,
and that was like, Hail Satan, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Oh wow, there the clip. Yeah, I'm in. What'd you
do for Easter?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I didn't do anything. I mean, Easter was four twenty
for me, so I just did shows as well. But
our buddy Mike Kletta hosts an annual be beer stra
egg Hunt, which is like an adult Easter egg hunt
where everybody puts in an order for a six pack
and then before you come, him and his wife hide
(35:27):
it all around their house and yard and it's like
a it's like twenty people there. They each have their
own like little six pack back like catty. They're walking
around looking for the further eight years. It's pretty cute.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Beer stragg I like that.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, yeah, for the kids next year, it's pretty fun, dude,
you know. We we just just goofing, just goofing. Because
I was like, I had a show after that, and
I'm like, don't hide my eggs or don't hide my
my drink's too hard this year because I got another
I got a show, and I gotta get this I
(36:03):
out of here. Busy weekend, man, I should I really
hate that I had to compete with Easter.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Well, dude, it's it's a trip. Like I was.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I got back yesterday from Philly and long travel day.
And then as soon as I got back, I had
to go get my glasses. We're done, so I had
to pick those up, and I was like, well, it's
it's going to be a slow week. I got you know,
nothing this week. I got a party Sunday. You're going
to that, right, Carlos laugh? After dark?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Oh that's this Sunday. Yeah, Well I guess, yeah, I
guess I'll well.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
I was like, you know, I'll be able to chill
this week, and then I'm like, oh no, I'm at
the Cellar tonight. And then I got hit up. I'm
closing out at La Comedy Club. But you know, it's good,
it's fine, it's fine. I'm pretty tired right now, but
you know, I'll take an energy drink and be good
to go.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
You know, I'm sure you take a Coke a Mountain
do to drink and then you'll be ready.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
To plug the comedy right into into them.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Give it to them, are you.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I was gonna ask you, Tyler, do you still do
the benadryl and the red Bull?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
No? I don't really get that much about.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Explain to Carlos.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Because so I'm allergic to weed, or at least I have,
like I get hives from it from it's from over exposure,
you know, you love something too much? Like what Oh, honestly,
I don't know what necessarily causes it, but like sometimes
(37:41):
if I touch too much marijuana, I'll break out in hives.
It's either some of their something that they use on
the plant or something from the planet itself. But it
doesn't happen every time, but it used to happen a lot.
And uh, I would just pop a ben a drill
because that would make the hives go away from the
smoking pot. And then I'd pound a red bull because
(38:03):
I you know, I was getting sleepy from the benadrail.
And then I'd take a little bit of pro panel
to slow down my.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Heart rate.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Because I would get too jittery from the red bull.
So to smoke weed, I would have to do like
four other drugs.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
People want to throw dead weed back.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
No, pretty much. Oh my goodness, I have a problem.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
The reason I was asking about that is Angel said
the other day, because all you know, like tonight, I'm
going to do a five hour energy drink. I cut
it with water, I put it in like a liter
of water and drink it. But that'll wake me up.
And then when I get home tonight I'll probably do
an edible. And Angel was like, you shouldn't, you should
maybe shouldn't do that where.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
You're like, you know, and I'm like, let me tell
you what Tyler does.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, I don't do it anymore. But I just and
this is such an old man move speaking of like
getting cooked cushion shoes. But I just bought one of
those blood pressure like devices you know that goes on
your arm and like inflates, and like.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I know what it is because I have one in the.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Carlos. I just keep mind on my watch.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
It's just the BBM. You're just gonna get your heart beats.
But does that do your blood pressure? That'd be sick.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Does it do your blood pressure? Mane?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Yeah, yeah, I could listen, I could do hold on.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Let's see, I can where your VP is right now?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
UH normally tracks it, so.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Mine is three hundred over.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
No hold on, here we go. Oh boy, seventy two
beats per minute whatever that means.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
So it's your heart per minute, that's your heart rate.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, your heart rate.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Oh hold on, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
I can check my I can check if I'm having
a heart attack that watch.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
But that's even crazy, you know, yeah, ECG or whatever
that is.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
So I feel like i'd be like, hey man, yeah,
I have a heart attack, just grooing.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Uh well here, let's uh, let's do our plugs and
then I'm gonna I gotta get sticking around and.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Uh, you gotta you gotta take your juice, your power juice.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
You know, you get it.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Uh yeah, it's got to kick in before the show.
What where you got coming? Well, you're at whites Guys
this weekend.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
Uh, tomorrow night, I am at Off the Rails with
Todd Royce. Then this weekend shows Friday and well one
show Friday, one show Saturday at Wise Guys. But I'm
also doing Deadly but Silent, silun but debt. They had
planned at thirteen on Friday. And then of course, now
you know we would putting Mantiica on the list Deep
Public com Yeah, CoA Mantica, I think you know it's
(41:05):
it's the count is good in there man, the checkout
part time famous dot Com.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yes, Tyler, hell yeah, We'll wait. This isn't the one
I want to do? Is this the one? Nope? Hold on,
never mind. I was gonna get a really fun farewell.
This weekend, I will just be hanging out at Emerald
City Comedy Club. Come check out the new club opening
(41:31):
up at Gable Hill. And then I'll be on my
regular dope show schedule. And I'm gonna be playing a
lot of video games now that four twenties over. Uh
so maybe I'll start, maybe I'll stream some you know.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Really Uh Tonight, I'm at the Comedy Seller the twenty
second of April twenty ten o'clock La Comedy Club at
the Stratosphere. Also Thursday, at seven thirty, I'm doing or No,
it's seven. I'm doing Punchline with Purpose. It's at the
(42:07):
Classic Jewel. It's a it's like, you know, we're I
guess it's a show for like making people aware of
that you get roofied at bars and shit like that.
It's a Matt Cole. Matt Cole put the show together.
But Matt was like He's like Hey, do you have
any comps anybody you're bringing. He's like no, but I
could maybe Roofie someone bring them too. Soon thirtieth I
(42:30):
will be at April thirtieth, I'll be another. I'm doing
another benefit show at the Comedy Loft in Washington, d C.
It's a cancer benefit. Comedy cancer benefit there at the
Comedy Loft.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
And then.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Not this weekend, but next weekend I'll be in Saint Paul,
Minnesota at the Laugh Camp Laugh Camp Comedy Club. You
can go to Big RJ dot com for tickets and
until next week.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Thanks for and get it. Get it Tyler.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
If you if a person fucking listens to this till
the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize is to
go to iTunes and rate a review thisdcast.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Give it five stars. You motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Fucking say something nice, you.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Fox, right now, you motherfuckers this fucking piece of ship
for five years, averaging about two fucking reviews a year.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Go fucking write some motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Oh fuck, that is the realest I've ever heard you.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
God yeah, deal, What the fuck
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