HollingsWorthless Program Ep. 279

The boys are back! Jay explains why no episodes and Tyler and Carlos have become cooking kings.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?
I shot on myself in the womb.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Fuck this.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because it's hollings Worth, but it's worth less. I don't
want to hear about whatever you have to say, the
worstless of the week.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil,
Fox Scorpion. It's a move man, You fucking dummy.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
What the fuck hows of race.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And black people?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Shoot me? Now?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Wow, everybody, Welcome to halleens Worth.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm one of your host Big R. Hollings As usual.
We have.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
The Hulagoons, the goon Squad, the usual suspects, three of
a Kind, trips, three men, no baby shout out to
Baby Miles.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Three Musketeers, just the three of us. Three's company.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
No mister Furley starting with you've seen him on Amazon Prime.
He's the host with the most part time famous, full
time funny Carlos Habben.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
In after you Didn't Deep got a dead microphone? Good God.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Last, but at least we have the Seattle Native a
ka Chief Green Cloud aka Ohio What am I Smoking?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Aka Second We the aka pot of Hot.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Mess aka Chief Spitting Bull, they call him the box
checker man. They say he's uncancellable man. That the Hey man,
I'm not racist, Tyler, don't call me Joseph Smith.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
What what up?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Oh? It looks like we have about one thousand people
that aren't in the chat right now. Uh chat man?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Look at all them people? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
No, so, uh I there's a there's a guy. Do
you I don't know if Tyler remembers. Do you remember
Kevin the skiatict Like he's been a long time listener.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
He was in Richland, Washington for a while, so every
time I did Jokers, I'd always see him and everything.
But he had hit me up and was like asking
about the podcast because like there was a few weeks
like I think we've gone two weeks now we haven't
done this, and then before that, like we did one
and then we had like a week or two. But uh,
I'll say now majority of it is all it's all

(02:34):
on me, guys, you can put it all on me.
I apologize, but a lot of ship's been going on
and we'll catch you up to it now.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
There was Yeah, the podcast would still go on if
it if one of us didn't want to do.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Wouldn't be.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Without the the fucking the race, the slurred speech.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
And Carlos.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
We can't know, it wouldn't be the same. Maybe it
could go on, but I mean, you know, it'd be lacking.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
We're gonna stay in the We're here now, Okay, I
don't that.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I was waiting for Tyler Slaves I even say thing. So, Uh,
couple updates.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Uh so, I mean if you if you follow me
or or if you've been listening to the podcast or whatever.
So there was a death in the family last last
month in December, and so that was a lot of
stuff that we were dealing with last month. And then

(03:50):
last week was the funeral for Angel, my my lovely
significant other he her son chas wrist in peace, beautiful
ceremony and and we went out to how do you what,
I always fucked this Upmett No, how Matt, how Matte
met California?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It was?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
It was we were in California last week for the
funeral and uh, excuse me, I'm getting over cold too,
so fucking that's another great thing. Anyways, the uh I know, uh,
the funeral was last Tuesday and Angel Angel rented a

(04:31):
giant Airbnb like a seven or eight sleeper, big huge house,
and she had all of her all of her family,
close family and friends came over and and stayed in
the at the Airbnb and and uh so, obviously it
was a tragedy about her son Chaz and everything. But

(04:54):
uh two, I guess you could say two positives that
could be taken from them, both of them, so her husband,
her her son Jesus, I can't even talk her son
passed away about It was about a week I think
it was a week or a week and a half

(05:14):
before her birthday in December. And in December, I had
way before I had planned that I was flying her
best friend tea shout, and then Teach was and she
didn't know. And then it also happened that Teach's well
Tish and Angel's close friend Carol Lee decided she was
going to come out too, so they both came out

(05:36):
for her birthday. She had no idea surprised her. And
she was saying at that that the birthday, she was saying,
you know, the the circumstances leaving leading up to her
birthday were the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
But she said that with her friends being there and
surprising her. It was probably one of the best birthdays

(05:56):
she ever had. So that was great. And then after
the funeral, you know, the day after the funeral, when
we were at the place in Hamet, she was saying,
you know, uh, that that she had, like there was
peace from having her all of her family was under
the root, under one roof, and her closest friends and everything,

(06:18):
and so she was like, that was.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
It was pretty special to her.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
So so that, you know, those were like, I guess
two positives.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
You could say that after the fact, I don't know
how you how you were, dude, we definitely get it.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Many.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, it's been a fucking the last two months have
been fucking insane over here at the Haulling's worthless house.
And then and then I oh, and then when I
was in Hamet, everybody got sick.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
So I got sick.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Aunt Aunt Mona, Aunt Mary, Uh, Jetty Chas's son was
Jenny's mom, Alexis got sick, I got sick. T A
bunch of us got sick from fucking all staying in
that house.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
So maybe it was a.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Bad idea, but little house of whores, what do you
call it? The house of horrors? Of horse.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
But back and uh and I'm on the upswing from
getting sick and uh feeling good and uh. The only
negative I guess is what in the fuck is happening
with our government and with America?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
I'm like, I mean he said he was going to
come in going crazy, and I mean he hasn't done
any of the.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Other ship, Like I haven't seen grocery prices drop or.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Went up.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, and the Ukraine War is still going and uh,
you know that was supposed to end on day one
and all this other ship but the.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Gulf of America. Yeah, who as.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Uh hopefully then I know that they Yeah, they made
a lot of promises, but it's not really seeming like
those wars are ending anytime soon.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
No, dude, It's it's just fucking it's insane though, like, uh,
they stopped all the what was it, the grants, grants
and something else. Uh.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I think that Snap is going to be affected by this, which.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
It made down the road as of right now, because
like a Mari today when she came home, she was
because I I I get Snapped love shit off.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
But anyways, she was she was telling me, she goes, hey,
they're they're saying that you may not have access to
that by five pm today, and I was like, what
so I had I fucking ordered some ship and then
got delivered. But then I look it up and they
were sayings, as of right now, SNAP is not affected,
but they are possibly looking at it may get affected.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Which is I mean why? I mean why?

Speaker 6 (09:12):
I mean the benefit of it is obviously to help
those in our needs. So why would you cut off
their resource? What do you think they're gonna do if
that happens? What do you think they're going to do?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
I don't know on the Capitol, I mean because I mean,
this ship, you this ship makes no sense at all.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
You can get away with it.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
You can you get the right president that you can get?
What's the pardon in four years?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:43):
I am unrelated, but I've taken up bread baking and
I have a loaf of bread that's gonna come out
in about seven minutes. So get excited.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Okay, did you go on the show and tail I'll
do a show.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not even joking. Carlos is amped for this.
Carlos is a chef. Do you like, right, Tyler say
what you like cooking?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Also, right, dude, I love baking and I got I
cook because I have to. But it's not like a
passion of mine. But I really do like baking for
some reason. I like making bread.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
What that's interesting? What what is it about baking that
you like? Verse just cooking in general? Because you liked.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Making because like it's a it's like a a meal
a company. Like a company is a meal for the
net for the rest of the week, like or I
can make I can make sandwiches with it. I've been
making these big rustic French loafs and I've been making
French bread out of it. It's like chef's kiss, bro

(10:52):
I I love it.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I say so.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
You said that you're looking at it as it's as
it's going down, just as you looking over that what
you keep looking over at.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
I'm looking at my little baking baking station right now.
It's just covered in flour.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
And you got rid of the tree.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I did take down my I tiped down my Christmas stuff.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, dude, a little little inside.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Uh this this year's Christmas. I'm getting a fucking do
the mess that real Christmas tree left. And I'm the
one that fucking and vacuuming and sweeping ill. So I
was like that, I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
You can find some pine needles here in a couple
of weeks, watches something, you go see pine needles.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's why it happens.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yeah, real Christmas trees are pain in the ass.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm what I'm gonna do is
while she's at work one day, I'll go get I'll
get a fake one decorated, and then I'll get like
pine air fresheners.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
And just be like, smells great.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Right they have Christmas tree air fresheners at home depot. Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
I used to buy them after Christmas and put them
in my car as a car freshener because they would
put them on that like, you know, fifty eighty percent
off because it's out of season, and I'm like, it's
just a regular tree smell. I dig that, bro, you
can use that year round, dog, I dig it.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I like it. Yeah, lately I've been going wait to
see that. I'm more excited about the bread now.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
I'm like, oh, hell yeah, we have four minutes and
fifty seconds since it comes out. I'll hold it up
to the mic. So you can hear it sing. It's
going to be crackling.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
We should just do this whole podcast should just be
bread talk. I was making.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
I've been making a lot of pizza. I really enjoy
baking pizza.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Interesting, do you have a pizza maker?

Speaker 5 (12:56):
So what I would know? I don't have anything that like,
I don't have like a pizza stone or make or
I just have a pizza cutter and like a sheet
that I'll slap out dough and I'll you know, I'll
just make it in the oven.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
But you doing the whole dough.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
You're not buying the dough from it's already made and
then putting your sauce on.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah crash, yeah yeah yeah, I'll make the saucer scratch too.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Yeah, That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Okay, Tyler.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
When I'm next time I'm up there and I'm staying
at your place, will you make this a pizza?

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah, I'll make a pizza.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
I'm like really excited to try and make dish pizza.
I just got an iron skillet that I'm gonna try
and make. Try and make a deep dish. Never done
it before, but I got a good recipe. This might
be money thing.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
Bro, you gotta find your piece. You gotta find your
piece and bring cooking brings you joy.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's pretty.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
It's something about the process of cooking and seeing any result. Man.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, and you Yeah, I was gonna say, Carlos fucking
I don't know, do you do you?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
You guys follow each other, right?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Uh? Tyler?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Do you see Carlos when he'll post it the food
he makes all the time.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
I don't know if I've seen a food one before.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah. The last thing I made was and I need
to go back to it.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
I made, uh steak, bacon wrapped steak with crab.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Meat on the top.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
You have me.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Yeah, it was, and it was some leftover crab meat.
And I was like, let me see what can I
do with this? And I was like, okay, well shoot
let me.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I don't. I hate mayo. But when Kleam was here,
she she cooked.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
Her, she had mayos. I was like, let me use
this mayo before it goes bad. I have some d
Jon mustard. I put it in there and spooned it
all together, put some season on it, and then drop
them on top of that steak.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
I'm looking at your Instagram right now. And there's a
guy rolling hot dogs into us.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Oh yeah, that that ship that it is horrific. I
probably would have put that one on my store. Hold on,
let me see if I have a picture. I know
I got a picture of it. It would have made.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Uh let's see.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah, I'm gonna do a photo dump of all the
breads and pizzas I've been making here though, and the
next week I'm about to burst. I swear I've been
like really holding in all these photos of all these
breads I've been making.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh hell yeah, look at that.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
And that's my salad here salad.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Okay, So what is your guys' specialty? If you had
to make one thing that you think is your best item,
what is it?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (15:40):
My pizzas are pretty damn good.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
So is your popcorn?

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Popcorn is pretty good too, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Popcorn, dude.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Whenever I'm up there, Tyler makes popcorm Like, can you
make your?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Tyler?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Can you make your.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
I used to make it in a big stovetop stuff,
but now I have my girlfriend bought me all right.
I used to make it a big stove top like
a st pot.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
What I think instead of potatoes? Oh god, really bad
Joe really even.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
That was good, terrible terrible places spaghetti with duly sausage
or uh steak, any steak, steak some I used steak

(16:36):
probably once or twice a week, so that's what I stayed.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
All day, quite often too. But I don't I don't
think I'm doing a good job of it. I'm just
air frying it. Bro I just throw it in the
air fryer.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Ain't roll with the air fryer. I'm getting back to
not doing it.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
So media so medium well, because we went to my
son's birthday was last week and we went to Azilian
Steakhouse and I was like, I'll give it to me
medium will it was like, it's like, I don't.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I don't want it to be tough. I shouldn't be
doing all that.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
We back to back to medium, medium red, and it
was I like it.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
I like my well, well you want to you want
to burnt? Yes?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
I like the Chicago style like a little oh yeah,
like if that fat is a little burnt, do that.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
But I'm talking about to meet those.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
I don't want. I don't want no pink. I don't
even want I don't want no red, no pink. I
want like shoe leather. You don't want, know what I want.
I don't want no red, no pink. I don't want
shoe shoe leather. He's getting, he's getting, he's getting the bread.
I love that Brazilian steakhouse. Oh dude, did you have

(17:50):
you ever gone to the one here in Vegas?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I've been to a couple here, and I went to
Texas day Brazil to child the child.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Uh, but I think Texas and Brazil is actually better.
And there's another one in Henderson I forgot. Someone took
me there for my birthday and it was pretty good.
I mean, you can't go wrong with any of them,
and they're all about the same price anyway. So but yeah,
we had a we had a really good time. They
had the whole restaurant to ourselfs really, the entire restaurant, Tyson,

(18:23):
Not one person ever came in there the whole time
we was there.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh what, hold on, hold on to hear it.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
It's a nice little rustic French loof.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I'm trying to get it. There we go. Yep, it's crackling.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Oh yeah, how long did you do let it sit
before you cut it?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Probably a couple of hours?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Oh wow, interesting. I don't know any of this. Ship Like,
I don't cook that often.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Into a bread too quickly. It'll start with a dumping
steam out of it, and I'll just make everything inside
of it soggy. So you gotta wait for it to
be down to room temperature before you cut into it.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh, you can't need hungry right now. You gotta just
let it.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
But I mean you could definitely just cut into that
if you don't give a ship, but uh, could you
put it those nice easy cut slices. You gotta wait
a couple hours.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Can you put it in the fridge to like hurry
it up?

Speaker 6 (19:33):
Yeah, yeah, it's not. That's not gonna mess up the
quality of it though. You going from hot to cold.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Like that, I don't know if it will or not.
Maybe I ain't a scientist. I'm like a new newfound hobbyist.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Dude, that's right now. Bread sounds so good. Just bread
with some butter.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
And just dude, that's basically what I've been doing with it.
And then then lately I've been making French toasts with it,
and like French toast, like, I'll cut it thick, like
two inches thick. Let's sit in a custard for like minutes,
you know, and then I'll like cook it for like
eight minutes. Uh, It'll just come out so thick and
like it's like a whole egg sandwich.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
I'm almost there.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
I got a jug of maple syrup.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
About the real uh.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
You know, because I saw it comes up on my
on my feed on my phone. It's food and ass
and you can eat what well, I'll take one over
the other and about ass, but it's somebody was cooking
pancakes and cream mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
And it was it was to make it fluffy.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Oh I saw that. I saw that too, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
And I was like, I've never thought of that. I
would have never thought of that.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
But they came out obviously a little bit fluffy, little crusty.
I was like, yeah, I mean I have to try
that next time, regular regular pancake batter.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
And what about that too. I'm not a big fan
of pancakes, to be honest. I really like a sou a.
Oh yeah, so you just do almost all egg white.
It's pretty damn pretty damn good.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Never had a like noples.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
You gotta try it. You'll feel like that, you god
damn ship, say what.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I don't know, I'm like, wait, I got a Google what.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Is a.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I know what it looks like, but.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Oh I see it's basically egg whites with like a
little bit of sugar.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Oh and you.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
It's like a really fat pancake.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Interesting. I don't even have that dishcause you guys are
making me so fucking hungry, just like I can't.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Wait to get something.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
How great a podcast this is? But I love talking
about it to make it.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
What is going on here this podcast? If you're fucking dieting?
Because holy ship, right now, you.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Know I am.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
I'm on.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
I'm on this mission right now. So brand is brand
is out of the out of the question right now.
You know, I've had it, but I can't do it
like days back to back to back, so I can
pick one day, yeah, and making a good one.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
I've been riding my ozempic train pretty hard, so I'm
still I can do whatever I want because I'll lose
Interesting about two bites.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
It's so crazy that because you know, Angels on those
because she has diabetes.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
It's medicine for her. Mm hmmm, uh.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
You too, But yeah, I watch Trump. I can take
away ozempic from people.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Oh man, that's.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I mean it's a slow walk to try to get him,
but I.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Mean it yeah right.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
It's it's crazy though because from like what you talk
about ozempic and when Angel talks about like the side
effects and everything, it it literally sounds like what I
had surgery wise, like you said, you lose interest after
two bites.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
That's about.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
That's about what I can do on each meal. Like
I'll do about two bites and I'm like, I'm good. Yeah,
that's a that's a trip. It's so interesting that how
it's fucking crazy too, how effective ozempic is.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Mm hmm, dude, it's been nice. I quit Zen this
last month smoking this is Zen pouches, those nicotine pouches.
But I quit them on December twenty fifth, on Christmas
because they got like a stomach ache from one of them,
and I was like, oh fuck this, I ain't gonna
do stomach aches. But honestly, I feel like it wasn't

(24:04):
even an issue to get rid of him. And I
don't know if it's just because I was on such
a low dose or if it's like, on top of that,
I'm taking a zempic.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
So huh. And you did so have you stopped smoking cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
I haven't smoked cigarettes in the years, but.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
That's what you were taking the nicotine for. No.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
I just like nicotine. Oh and then like I just
like it became popular. It looked like it was, uh,
non cancer causing alternative that I can go back to
it for. Because that's the only reason why I quit
smoking cigarettes was because I was coughing up tar and
shit and like I was just like, ah, this is nasty.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
I know, I'm shedding off years of my life with smoking.
So but I still love nicotine like I didn't want to.
I don't blame nicotine for that. I just blame tobacco
for that. So getting back in his zen, like I
love the effects of nicotine, Like it makes your brain sharper, dude,
it makes you like that's it.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
I've never I've never done cigarettes. I'm allergic to cigarette smokes.
So do you know any of this college do not? Okay,
what let me let me get into nicotine.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Now memory nicotine patch.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah. I used to be very addicted to nicotine patches,
but those were kind of expensive. Like I was taking
them all the time when I was quite smoking.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
What is what is the I guess the side effect
bad with nicotine.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
One of the interesting things is that it improves memory.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
And uh, it's for everybody.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Yeah, it's for everybody. There's a lot of benefits to nicotine.
There's like but it's just every way of taking it
has some sort of negative effect, so it's just hard
to get in your systems, dud. When I was on
nicotine patches, I would put one on, but when I

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went to sleep, I would have a guaranteed lucid dream
where I was like wide awake for my dream and
it would feel like ours. It was just like plugging
into the matrix bro. And I was unemployeed when I
was doing it, so I got very addicted.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
So if there's any kids listening to take up smoking.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Oh yeah, if you ain't you can't afford ls.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
What'd you say, Taylor?

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Oh if you if you can't afford LSD or find it,
just take a nicotine passion, have a nap. You'll be
good to go.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Jesus Christ, we just want to say here at the
drugs kids or smoke cigarettes not good for you.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, I I uh now, okay, you were talking about
you quit the smoking cigarettes because of the coffin up
tar and this and that. So what are the negative
because I do smoke vapes, weed babes, what are the
have they have they found bad side effects of that?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Or oh yeah, dude, that gives you popcorn lung.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Ait?

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Wait wait, I heard that that used to be a
thing with like especially like the flavored vapes, but.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
That they're flavored vape.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
No, but I'm saying that. I heard that they got
rid of that ship though.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Wait hold on what.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
No, don't say it.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I'm gonna just have to do.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Anything you think you're doing. You're vaping. They didn't change
how the formula works.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Does vapes give you popcorn lungs? No, vaping does not
cause popcorn lungs. Popcorn lung is a rare disease called
bronchiitia bronchoal bronchiolitis oblitterans that is caused by exposure to diacetyl,
chemical used in popcorn flavoring. That cetyl has banned in
the UK from elochoids and nicotine. Okay, let's get back

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to America. Um, does vapes give you popcorn lungs?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
In USA? Okay?

Speaker 5 (28:11):
You got me fucking Okay, Maybe popcorn lng is just
a specific type of lung injury or whatever, but TAC
vaping or other sensuses can cause lung injury similar to
popcorn lung or other lung conditions called bronchiolitis.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Obliterator, Yeah, I guess they're saying here there is no
evidence that vaping causes popcorn lung.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
In the United States, popcorn lung also knows.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Blah blah blah. It's caused by exposure to diacetyl. Dicetyl
was found in some early E cigarettes, especially those with.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
A buttery or creamy flavor. However, the industry has since
removed it from most products.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
In say what, maybe I'm wrong on it, but I
still don't think it's I mean, it can't be. Yeah,
So have you ever vaped through, uh, through a like
a washcloth, Like take a white washcloth, put your vape
through it, and then take a hit through it.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
What is that gonna do?

Speaker 5 (29:20):
I mean, it'll show you what happens inside your body
because it'll like it'll stain it.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh yeah, that was a filter.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
I mean it would essentially act as a filter and
you wouldn't feel as high from smoking it, but it'll
definitely stain the washcloth.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
That's interesting your lungs all that's going in there.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
But I mean you think about all the crap you're
breathing anyways, Sude, there's a comic up here who's got
lung cancer and he never smokes a day in his life,
So it's like, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I feel like happen? How does that even happened?

Speaker 5 (30:01):
I don't know, bro, It's probably from the water whatever
they're putting in the water now, Jesus the herd.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Okay, so I just did asserted side effects of smoking
weed babes Babing cannabis can have many negative effects on
your health, including lung damage, mental health issues, and physical
health problems. Lung damage respiratory issue. Babing cannabis can cause
more respiratory issues than smoking cigarettes or marijuana.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
What collapsed lung?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Babing can cause blisters on the lungs to rupture, which
can lead to a collapse lung.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Well, you can call okay. Baping cannabis can cause wheezing
and whistling in the chest. It can.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Yells a joke about it in one of his last specials,
and it's so funny about like how gross it is
when you're having sex and you have to like cough
or clear your throat.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Go ahead and quit. I'm good.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
You just cough. A little flam up lands on her back.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Oh what was that?

Speaker 5 (31:10):
A little pre come, little pre comb.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Baby, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I'm so so so like it's black.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
I'm baby, it's been waiting.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
You think, what's gonna happen now?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
I gotta am. I gonna have to just only do edibles.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
I mean, if you want to be healthy then yeah,
but I mean edibles will even they even say edibles
can suck up your liver.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Like, so it's just gonna wait, it's gonna happ We're
gonna die one way or the other, so you might
as well die happy.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
I think the other thing too, is it's like if
I look up, you know, uh, what are the side
effects of eating steak? You know they're oh, heart disease
and all this sudden You're gonna be like, oh my god,
I got the fucking Yeah. Anything you look up, what
are the side effects, You're gonna have to fucking quit everything.
What are the side effects of breathing?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Mo?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Bro? Yeah, if you're in fucking l a, you're fucked.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
A lot man a lot to worry about and nothing
at all. Just Leo, just Leo.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
I'm like, what's I'm trying to live forever? Man, I
don't got a pension to carry me through my eighties
and nineties.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
So Tyler and I were just talking today about like gigs,
and I'm it's it's crazy because like I'm I'm good
through through like April, and I actually just picked up
another gig in August. Uh, JP's and Gilbert they're bringing
me back. But uh, it's like I I you know,

(32:52):
I mean, it's you guys both know. It's just the
game where you're just until until I'm fucking get to
some level where you know, my my year is already booked.
I fucking just stress non stop.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
It ain't no president. I mean, you're working, we work it.
And so I think that's that's kind of the mindset.
And I'm taking on now because again, like I said,
I'm looking at my kind of now. I just started January.
I didn't have hard a ship going on.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
It was a spot here there, but just the mindset
of change, and I'm not gonna worry about it. I'm
gonna go out and seek for it. And then let's
see what happens. So it's all good.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
The great Khalia, what's here?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Khalia a friend of the show, friend of everybody on
the show.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Amazing comedian Cleah got me some shout out to yah, Yeah,
what does what does that?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Clid? You help me out with?

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Just want to Atadina will Rise for supporting those affected
by the Los Angeles fires?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Is that a fitted or it's a snap back? But man,
it's I like it. I like it a lot.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Wolf hat alta Dina will Rise If you want to
support is uh?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Let me Actually I got the I got it right here.
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Speaker 4 (34:22):
LLC dot com. Uh huh oh no, that's something else.
Wolf Customs ll C is a fucking car place.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Now, Wolf Wolf the Collection on Instagram, Wolf the Collection
on Instagram. So I'm actually order some more stuff off there.
I saw, Yeah, that's like like the style, so.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
We're gonna put it together.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I just put it in the in the chat. Is
that right on? I g Wolf the Collection.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
I can't see the chat.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
The chat. I can't see the chat.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
Because I had it on. I had everybody on the
big screen. I got everybody else, but yes it's at
yeah Wolf the collection.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
On scram big Screen quotes.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
I live, man, let's not do this this year. It's
a whole other year. We're living above the face.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
So fucking Carlos and I Tyler, how big is your
fucking TVs in the back?

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Seventy five? I think they're brought seventy fives.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah, that's what Carlos has. I have an eighty five and.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Two of them. That is true.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Technically you got a one fifty.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, but I uh always.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
There's another one right here too. I don't you can
see it.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
There's a little.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Right that's like Carlos's big screen.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
But yeah, I always with Carlos about seventy five inch.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Like for Christmas, I got him as a joke.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
I got him a pair of binoculars and I was like, yeah,
so you can, I can see your TV.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
But I got three I got I can go as
far as three hundred inches in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
About that.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
That is true.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
He's got a fucking projector in his bedroom, project onto
the wall.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Project onto the ceiling, or on the wall, walls on
the wall the ceiling.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Might be crazy, but that would be nuts to just
be laying and looking up at the fucking ceiling.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
It would be bad if I didn't have a ceiling
the ceiling fan. So he's right in the.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Side for anyway. So I'm like, put it on the
put on the wall.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
What you said before that he's a side sleeper.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
I sleep on my side.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Yeah, say well mine is straight ahead because I'd used
to sleep on my side too.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
But I can sleep at least I can sleep and
look in that direction.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
I think people who sleep on their back, like my
like Tory sleeps on her back, and it's like, I
feel like I'm sleeping next to a psychopath because I'm
just like, what are you doing? You're just powering down
and laying down like a person just like put you away,
Like what the fuck? I know like a vampire, Like, no.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Sper.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
You're going to sleep right then, I'm not sleeping next
to you. Ain't know, I don't know what you do,
and I can sleep.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
No, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
It's also weird like if you if you're a side
sleeper and the person you're with is a side sleeper,
you know you can you can be facing to give
each other a kiss good night and then turn and
go on your side.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
But to just go, okay, fucking weird.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
I'm just laying next to this fucking person who's disinterested.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
She sleeps on her back.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
What it's just something about I don't even know how well.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
I guess you figure it out. I don't know how
to sleep on my back. It just feels weird, so
I don't.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
I've seen it happen. I think there's people freaks, no offense.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I've never been even at my heaviest. I'm not a
big snore.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I've never like, I'm not a snoor unless I fall
asleep on my back. If I fall asleep on my back,
then I snore and it wakes me up because I
don't usually snore, and I'll be like, what the fuck
is that? And I'm like, fucking sleep on my back
like a psycho.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I am definitely a snore.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
And I've did the little the little thing where you
can do it on your phone where you can listen
to yourself.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Like when we've bunked up, like on the road or whatever.
I don't ever like I know you. You you warned
me like the first time we were gonna share a room,
but I think I told you that. The next day,
I was like, I don't even fucking I didn't hear you.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
I don't know what was going on then the ship man.
I listened to a record the other day. I was like,
good God, maybe I don't need a date nobody, because
they're gonna never.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
And that was with your seat pap on.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
No, I didn't have it.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Because I don't really if I'm here by myself, I don't.
I'm like, I ain't gonna mask up and I'm here
by myself. Who am I disturbing me? Is it to
help you live?

Speaker 5 (39:13):
It's supposed to keep you alive.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Let's not worry about the particulars here.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
This is.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
This is not worth about like that. So I might
if I'm gonna down my sleep, I'm gonna dance nor so.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
I would be so annoyed because the sea paths are
fucking loudest dude.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
At least we're just gonna put the whole name out there.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Tap Simmons, Tap Simmons.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
That's that sounds like fucking Hamburger, Hamburger, that's your that's
your comedy name now coming to the stage.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
It's fucking seapassmons.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
You might be on the sun, I might have some
new merch. This is gotta be.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
A new character we got to create, and we got
to come up with you your tagline like fucking Hamburger
or shut it? No, what's it gonna be?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Path, It's gonna.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Be like uh uh sound asleep or snort s store
store or some ship.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I don't know. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
Boarded out yesterday because I was like, of course we're
going to uh chat and that that little room is
not big enough.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I was like, all right, man, I guess I'm gonna
have to pull out the sea path.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Done anything to the noise of that thing, Like how
loud is it?

Speaker 6 (40:36):
I mean it ain't that. I mean it's you know,
it's like white noise. It sounds like to me, it
sounds like white noise.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
What you know about the.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
So it's like white noise yelling racist remarks while you sleep,
Like it's just the same slurs. So you're girls, She's like,
what is that? It's just white noise? I listened.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
In the park.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Karen's it's a bunch of Karen audio. I'll go call
the counts just a fucking bit.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Right, Wow, wowkle, you just came in. Why why am
I kitching the just tagging it up? Give me your
new bit. This is gonna be your clothes and it's snoring? Yeah,
rich what is what is rec noise? Right?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Like third right?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
I don't know that one.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah okay, but there's no tea on it.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I wouldn't know it.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Yeah okay, So yeah, I'm not I'm not looking forward
to that this weekend.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I'm not looking forward to having damask up.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Uh. I'm bring earplugs. Oh you breaking as I can.
I mean, I don't give a ship.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Now, I'm my mama mask. I'm gonna have to do it.
I just gotta get some distilled water when I get
to Chattanooga.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Fucking guy, fucking hoity to one of.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
The machine has to have distealed water. Can't have red
glass water.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
In it, machines hoity toity alright, what we saying?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Or tyler?

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (42:28):
One of my friends who I shared a room with,
his seatpap like well, a comedian and I shared a
room with, and he brought a seapap and it was
the loudest fucking thing. So I was curious if they
made him look quieter because this is probably about eleven
twelve years ago.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh, definitely quieter now. Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
My buddy, uh. He and I shared another room a
different time, and he was really funny because he was like,
do you guys, you might have put on a white
noise machine.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
And then.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
I'm like, it's fine, sure, And then he puts on
this white noise and he puts it on really fucking loud,
and then he like puts in ear plugs and then
goes to sleep. And I was like, wait, what the
fuck if I turned the lights on? So I was like,
the lights on?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
This is? We're taking strays in the chat.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
This is and said, this is such an older older
age related conversation you missed earlier. We were talking about
bread and baking and ship and then they're all senior citizens.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Fam, get my bread.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Now that we have an audience, Oh yeah, let me
look at this brand real quick, like you know, it's
actual bread.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
It is the actual brand. Look at that. Look at
that right there? Oh man, this is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yeah, some bread later, make some toasting, no of that.
Oh I'm so hungry now, God.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
But I don't know about.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Want to That's all I'm trying to do is make
French toast.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Uh, Tyler is in this sour dough bread.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
It's real bad. I changed my my screen name lay
Stationed to sour bro.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
I love it. That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Uh, I'm in hell deep.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
Once you get in, I gotta see now Kalia's in here.
I got a juicer I'm I have not used yet.
I bought the juicer before I even moved here, and
I still have yet to break that juicer out at all.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
But I used to all the time.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
I dude, I had like a whole routine fucking one banana,
some strawberries.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I had like, all, this is so good. I should
get back into the fucking juicing thing. But I have
like limited amount of stuff I can fucking consume in
the day.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
So I'm always worried about the juicers and cleaning them
because they're like if you don't clean those things, they
get fucking nasty.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Just clean right after you use it.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
That's why I like, you can't ever clean it perfectly though,
Why can't you know? Oh, maybe I'm just bad at it.
One time I didn't clean one of my juicers, and like,
I went in there dude, it look like it was
like a haunted house.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
It was just.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Filled with age juice.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Nasty, nasty.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Yeah, mine is pretty clean. Pretty mine is very clean
right now because it ain't never been. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
I just like if you have one of those those
the water that fucking what's called nothing right, yeah, the
spray or whatever, not just the regular fossil, but the
thing that fucking shoots it out. Uh I just right
after I get done, just sprints it out and fucking
is good. They really had any problems. You have to

(46:18):
do it right after you get done drinking the because
my my juicer it like it was a cup the
you know the was it the ninja?

Speaker 3 (46:26):
I think it's the ninja thing. And you just don't
twisted drink it and then fucking clean it out and
put it back in. You're good.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
So it's not one of those like juicers where it
separates the bulb to one side and the.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Okay, those yeah, I bet those are a fucking pain
in the ass.

Speaker 7 (46:45):
Now.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Mine was just a bullet.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
That's what it was.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Is the bullet where you fucking you put all the
ship in there like you put a banana. Some I
put blueberries strawberry.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
What else I put some?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Yeah, a juicer is like such a fucking lex bro, Like,
because how much money did it cost to make that one?
Fucking the price of eggs right now, because I'm so
into French toast, I'm like, God, damn, bro, it's like

(47:16):
twelve dollars a carton Right now, I'm.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Thinking, I.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Can't believe.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Do you remember during fucking COVID and how like, Uh
I remember I was quarantining with Hillary. Shout out Hillary
Hudson and Mike drop uh, but uh, I was quarantining
with Hillary, and I remember like there was she had
a neighbor that fucking brought over. They had a chicken
and brought over like eggs from their chicken, and we

(47:45):
were just like, we have eggs because like everything was
so fucking scarce. That's still it's crazy that that was
what five years ago now, yep, coming up on five
years March.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Wow, five years ago, we were like, ain't the way
they're going to shut us down?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Bro, hold my beer?

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Big financial decisions? Five years ago? Right now?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
What was your what do you guys remember your last
gig before everything shut down?

Speaker 5 (48:20):
I mean it was a dope show and it was
the last show at the Comedy Club. They like told
me while I was in the green room, They're like,
we're shutting down? Is the last one?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Was it at TCC?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah? Do you remember?

Speaker 6 (48:36):
I don't, honestly, because I told you if I had to,
I think we've talked about this before, uh in person,
maybe even done no podcast.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I wasn't.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
I didn't really step my foot all the way in
until the pandemic of comedists. I was kind of doing
shows here there, and and it just yeah, I wasn't
doing it like that, So I don't remember what I
was doing there.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Right, And what Tyler, what'd you say? You one of
the comics?

Speaker 5 (49:03):
What got so bummed down? I remember they were like
got emotional, oh wow, And kalisaid, I'm really going to
be for like a week, bro, calm down.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Kalia said.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
My first show canceled was at the Cannabis Cafe. First
Zoom show was a birthday show. Oh do the birth
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
I Zoom shows.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
One of them I co headlined and I had to
do forty five minutes, and about ten minutes into that
that forty five minutes Zoom show, I was like, I'm
never doing this again.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
I will never do this again.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
But my last show was at the time, I used
to do like a whole month of shows in Massachusetts
or New England. So I had like a whole month
of shows for March in mass and I was it
was March fifteenth was a Sunday, because I remember Saint

(49:55):
Patti's Day was Tuesday, and that weekend I was doing
the wu Haha in Woosta, mass And I remember my
last show that Saturday night. After the show, there was
a nurse and we were talking to her, were.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Like, so, what do you think is this? Is this
really that big a deal? And she's like, well, I
work in you know. She's like, I'm a nurse and
it is real, like there's people dying from it and
this and that. She goes, I don't know how serious
is going to get and I and I remember caught
Ryan Kott shout out to fucking Ryan kottuh.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Like he had he was the booker of all the
shows I had for the rest of the month, and
he said, yeah, we're meeting tomorrow the fifteenth to figure
out what we're going to do because we don't know
what we're going to do. So then I remember he
called me that Sunday and he's like, yeah, sorry, kid,
we got to shut it. We got to cancel all
the shows. We don't know what the fuck's going to happen.
I was like, well, it's not your fault.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
And then and then I was and the wu haha
never opened back up. I was the fucking last person
at the wu haha crazy and we loved it. You
liked the Zoom show, she said.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
I loved it.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
My bank and didn't have to wear pants way ship
I did a couple of it was it was good money,
but man, that ship was. It's painful, especially like you said,
if you had to do forty five minutes, and it
was magic doing that in front of a screen with
three people actually the facilitators for the for the Zoom

(51:25):
shown and everybody else was just a picture, so like
you're doing fucking comedy in front of a photo album.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
I co headlined it with Colin Moulten, Great Comic and
uh and I and it was for TCC. It was
for Tacoma Comedy Club and UH and I just was like,
oh man, this is fucking I am not enjoying this.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
This is not fun to me. But UH and That's
what I remember. One of my buddies.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
I won't say his name because I don't know if
he wants this out there, but one of my buddies
called me during COVID and asked me how I was doing.
And I was like, well, I missed the stage obviously,
but all things considered, I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Like my I'm you know, my headspace is okay, and
he just goes, I think I'm done, and I was like,
what he goes?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
He goes.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
I don't know what to do. Man, I'm fucking he goes.
I think I'm done.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
And this is a guy that at the time this
ten years or five years ago, he was probably ten
years in so it's not like he was brand new
in comedy.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
And I was like, what youre talking about? He's like,
I just don't know what to do. I go, dude,
do some daily videos or something.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
And I'm like, I go, if I have an idea
for a joke, I'll try and incorporate it into a
daily video, Like if I have a joke about or
a premise about newspapers or I don't know, let's say
fucking cars. Then I said, I'll try and find a
maybe a news article or something about cars and then
work in that joke, and I'm like, I go, it's

(52:54):
not the same thing, but it gives you a little
bit of a fix, you know, to try and get
through it.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
But man, it was fucking it was.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
It's so fucking crazy and now awesome we got the
same president back.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Oh fuck, let's see what's gonna be this going around?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
I don't understand all the holding canceling all these or
freezing grants financially. Uh, now the they're talking about healthcare
or Medicaid they're talking about they're going to I don't.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I don't. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Man,
It's fucking well, I do know what's going on. I
actually it's kind of obvious what's going on this fucking guy.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Anyways, all right, everybody, get your money, get your money,
Get your money.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
That's all. I almost like, get your money up. Man
in there for a minute, Yeah, what were we gonna
say to Tyler?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Now?

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Then I didn't I heard about the whole medicare getting
shut down. That was pretty wild.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah, I don't understand that.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Again, what is the what is the underlying give us
to go in and tell us what is the underlining
meaning for that.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
It's like, if you're not rich, it's like, fuck you,
we don't care if you don't. If you're not rich
like all of us, then figure it out or you're fucked.
And I'm like, I don't understand. I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
But the end result of that is Okay, So these
these four people start getting really mad and they what
do you think they're going to do? So they're gonna
turn this country into a real third world country and
people are going to start flashing out and having real
mental issues because they can't get the basic services that
they need. So I don't know. I don't know what

(54:48):
they're in game. When I say there, I mean the
people at the top end game really is.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Because you're going to get hit, yeah, dude, and the
other and the fucking I don't know if it's like
a race thing, but this fucking dummy, our president. Majority
of the fucking people are are poor white people, so
I don't know what And these fucking dumb, poor white

(55:15):
people that voted for him, So I'm like, you dipshits,
you got what you wanted.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
You wanted him old fucking Trump in there.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
No Vathlen, Yeah, I just.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Don't okay on that positive note, Let's do our plug.
I'm so fucking annoyed every day.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
It's like it's crazy because I'm sorry, I don't want
to go on a ramp, but I'm like this, it's
like every day you're like, and this is what I
remember when Trump was in office before it was like
every day, what's he gonna say? Now? But now it's
like to another fucking extreme level.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
What is this fucking guy doing? You know? Anyways, what
do you got coming up? Carlos? Ah?

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Yeah, we are at the Comedy Cash this WEEKI with
with with me and you all at the Comedy Catch
in Chattanooga, and then after that I am back here
at the La Comedy Club. Might drop a Adams Cocomo,
Planet thirteen, Jimmy Kimmel's It's.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
All going down.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
Just check it out on Comedian Carlos, Anthony dot com
or our quart time famous dot comedy be the one
Dead Tyler.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
What do I got going on? I don't have a
show this weekend. I'm sorry fans of mine, but I
will be at Climate Pledge Arena. With Shane Gilly on Saturday.
Shane observing this show. Oh dude, February seventh and February eighth,

(56:43):
I'll be in North Bend or no sorry, Bend, Oregon
and Roseberg, Oregon.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
So before I do my shout out, I mean my
my plugs.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Uh. It's funny you were saying that you'll be in
the audience. So Carlos the guy, the comic here in
Vegas that says he was on Wilin' Out. Did you
hear about somebody from wilinn I was talking to Essence
the comic that.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
He was in the audience.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Well, so this fucking guy, I don't I don't know
this dude.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
I the only way I know him is like he
was on a show that Carlos was on and and
they didn't even I don't think they did that show
at that bar. But he got on stage and he's
taking pictures of himself on stage, like you know, and
I was like, what the.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Fucking Carlo's like, that's what he does.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Well, anyways, this guy fucking says that he says all
these credits that he has that he didn't do. So
he said he was on wild'n Out and the essence
told me that somebody, uh that was on wilinn Out
got in his DMS and was like, Yo, what the
fuck you know about this? Carlos and and he said,
I guess. He ended up saying, oh, no, no, no,

(57:55):
I was like in the audience watching the show.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Right, He fucking will say that he was on Wiley's
Out because he was in the audience watching.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
You can see it.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
You probably can't even see it, but he made he
made himself merged. I mean it's it's.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Yes, It's just it's like the whole wilding Out crew.
And then him in the back like I'm watching, I'm watching.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
It.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Let me add this.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
He recently said he was on tour in New York
City and it came to the real story is he
was doing open mics that you had to pay for
to be on. And he said it's management team got
it for He said, his management team got it for him.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
So you telling me your management.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
Teamin't open mics in New York City?

Speaker 4 (58:52):
All, hold on, If I had a manager, I don't.
If I had a man, and I said, oh, do
you get me any gigs? And they go, yeah, yeah,
I got you a gig.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
You gotta pay to.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Do this fucking show.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
I'd be like, oh, cool, you're.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Fired immediately, immediately that you even said that to me,
you're getting fired.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Yeah, Like you get ten percent of this, so do
you just pay me that ten percent?

Speaker 3 (59:24):
It's ten dollars? So can you can you give me
a buck to pay for this show?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
That's so funny.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
There's also a comic here locally that, uh, Carlos knows
that we both know that very I don't.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
As far as I know this comic, I don't want
to give too much away on who this person is.
Carlos will know as I start going into it.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
But as far as I know, they've only been doing
comedy like two years, I think two or three years,
three years maybe, And uh, they're fucking they're teaching comic
the classes or trying or I don't know how much
they're doing, but uh, and they're they're talking about like

(01:00:07):
you know, as a headliner, this and that, and I'm like,
I don't understand. I don't understand. I just don't. I
don't understand, but you know, fuck it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
Yeah, We're gonna bring this topic back and then on
the next Hollins Word podcast, because I think you still
need to be we need to dive into this a
little bit deeper because I don't understand the psyche of
people who do this, and I don't know why I
have such a problem not not paying attention.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
But it's it's it's a it's an interesting case study
for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Yeah, And I mean it's like, I mean, you know,
I I I I never want to be like I'm
trying to pick my words. I don't ever want to
be like the guy that's like, oh, you know, I'm
the old head or whatever. But we kind of are
Carlos like in the in in the community. Here, there's

(01:00:58):
like there's jay Re, there's Butch, there's me, there's you,
there's like there's tricks. I'm just you know, Joslyn. I'm
trying to think of like Mary Mary. Yeah, uh you know,
and uh, I don't know, I don't know. I I'll well,
we'll be doing on another podcast. Maybe we have Khalia

(01:01:20):
come on too, because I know Kalia absolutely absolutely great.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Uh here's my plug though, you know, let me do
this and get it over with.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
So, uh this weekend, Yes, I'm in Chattanooga with Carlos
at the Comedy Catch. We're there Friday Saturday, and uh,
somebody hit me up that was there at my show
last time I was out there and he was like, dude,
I so you're coming and can't wait them So I
think his name is Dwayne. After this weekend, the following weekend,

(01:01:48):
I'll be in Tampa, Florida at Side Splitters, and then
the week after that, I'll be here locally doing the
first half of the week I'll be at Brad Garrett's
and then the weekend I'll be a mic drop in
Sandy you go, and then uh, the twentieth twenty second,
I'll be in Santabel, Florida at Caluse Calusive Comedy Club
and then uh, you just go go to big RSJ

(01:02:11):
dot com for tickets. And thanks for everybody that came
in and tuned in again. If you want to know
why there hasn't been a podcast for the last few weeks,
it's on me and you can hear it at the
beginning of the episode. And uh, if you're listening to
the podcast, you know you already know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
All right, Thanks, we'll see you next week and until then, bae,
Thanks everybody. If you if a person fucking listens to
this till the end. Yeah, you deserve a prize. Your
prize is to go to iTunes and rate a review.
This podcast given five stars. You motherfuckers.

Speaker 7 (01:02:50):
Fucking say some nice you Fox, right now, motherfuckers, this
fucking piece of shit. For five years, I'm averaging about
two fucking reviews a year.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Go fucking write some motherfuckers.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Oh fuck, that is the realest time I've ever heard you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
God yeah do what the fuck