HollingsWorthless Program Ep. 280

Current events and the greatest comedy road story.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know what? Fuck this.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because it's Hollings worth but it's worth less.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to say,
the worstless of the week.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil,
Fox Scorpion. It's a move man, you fucking dummy.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
What the fuck? Hous of race and Black people show?
Shoot me now? What's everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Welcome to Hollings With let's work at one of your
host big ur Hollings with the as.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Usual as we have.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
The guns, the gun Squad, the usual suspects, three of
a kind, trips, three men.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
No baby shout out to Baby Miles.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Three musketeers, just the three of us, threes company, No
mister Fairley starting with you've seen him on Amazon Prime.
He's the host with the most part time famous, full
time funny.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Carlos, the people in the build and what's going down?
And last, but not least, we have the Seattle Native
a ka Chief green Cloud aka Hi what am I Smoking?
Aka Sacaduda aka pot of Hot Mess.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Aka Chief Spinting Ball. They call him the box check.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
They say he's uncancellable. Man, I'm not racist, Tyler, don't
call me Joseph Smith. What and shot SFD forty nine girl,
San Francisco forty nine girl?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
What Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Bread maker to Tyler's credits though, Oh that's right, bread makeer,
official bread maker.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I call him the bread maker man maker.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
They say he doesn't burn it, dude. That I when
I when I sent the text out today. So for
the people in the chat or if you're listening to this,
we have a you know, a group chat, the podcast
group chat. And uh, last week Tyler talked about making
uh he's been making bread and uh he sent us

(02:27):
a picture of that loaf of bread. So when I
was texting you guys day and I saw that fucking loaf,
I was.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Like, God, damn, that looks so good right now.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I want some of that fresh bread right now, just warm,
and the butter just fucking melts.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Dude. I made another loaf. I send it to you guys,
and a cast iron skillet along with a sour dough. Holy,
we've been corbing up, have been.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Uphoord and you can't let me guess you have like
two bytes and then you're done.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Two bites and thrown away.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Hey, Tyler, I'm doing a little co coke cola.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
So is that that's pepperoni pepperoni pizza?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I made a pepperoni pizza. Yeah it's good, man.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It looks really good.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's almost like the deep dish that we had or
I had on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, we were.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I was shore that, Yeah, we were.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
We were in Chattanooga. Shout out to the Comedy Catch
and Danielle out that the Comedy Catch. But yeah, we
were out there, great shows and the pizza was fire.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah it was. Yeah, it was all right. So I
put some I got some topics.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I wrote in the topics and uh, one of them, well,
did you guys see, uh did you see the new
surcharge that waffle house is charging.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Sefty cents per eg? Yep, these sense per egg? Did
you hear about this?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Tyler?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
On top of like the order like, yeah, well they
just raise their prices. That's so weird.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Well they said it's it's for the time being because
the egg prices are so high that they didn't want
to raise the price. That they just they would do
a surcharge per eggs. So now if you get an
omnit and it's five eggs.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense. They like just killed
all the birds. So it's like you heard about this
that like a lot of chickens got the bird flu,
so instead of having it spread, they just wiped out
a bunch of them, which makes it so there's now
an egg shortage. And on top of that, Costco had

(04:50):
like salmonella and all their eggs they had to recall
like a shitload of them. So that's why the nation
there's like a shortage. There's just a shortage of eggs.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's crazy, though, because I thought Trump was gonna do
everything Lord first dad, I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
If you want me to play the Republican side, it
was Biden that killed those chickens.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
That said he was gonna day he said, first day,
first day, you won't have to worry about this.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
We're gonna Lord those prices, that's what he's said.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, and now he's like, oh, there's gonna be some pain.
There's gonna be some possible some pain, and and I'm
like Jesus Christ, but that's.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Uh, what should they should?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
They also put a search charge on the chickens, like
if you buy, if you get chicken there, like you
get a chicken sandwich.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Now, hold the hell.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Up, we have.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Because now you're fucking killing you're consuming what supplies the eggs?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
No, no, no, there would be there would be a
discount on chicken killed, all those fucking chicken.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
But who does dude?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't know, man, It's all a scam. I I
feel like what they're doing now is they're just seeing
how much they can inflate things and they'll be like,
all right, I guess people will still spend this amount
of money on it, and then it's just gonna be like,
all right, that's a surprise.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Now.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, dude, I like this. Since Trump got back in
often since since his first day, this has been fucking insane.
Like I'm like, dude, the ship with Elon going into
the the federal aid.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Thing, I don't know about that. What is that?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
The treasury? You don't know about this?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
No, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Okay, okay, let me make sure so I'm I mean,
you know, we all know I'm dumb, So let me
make sure I'm not just saying dumb things or misquoting it.
Elon enters uh in the government with raising the usual
legal questions and test what was gained. Okay, Elon Musk's

(07:05):
task force has gained access to sensitive Treasury payment systems.
Sources say, so the his hist Doge horseshit.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Thing, so H.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Gained access to sensitive Treasury data, including social Security and
Medicare customer payment systems. According to to people familiar with
the situation, So from what I'm what I'm remembering about this,
there was some there were basically there was multiple people
that were kind of didn't didn't want to give him access,

(07:42):
and then like the next day those people were let
go and now he's he supposedly he has like four
I think there's four guys he has working on this
this in this DOGE department to help like streamline and
make they're saying, to make like the it more modern.

(08:02):
But all four of these guys are like under twenty
five and none of them have any government clearance, has
never worked. One of them, I think, is a volunteer.
It's I'm like, what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Is going on?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
And supposedly they got like everybody's all the like, if
you're in one of these systems for social Security or whatever,
then they got your social security info all that shit.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Supposedly, And I'm like, he's.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Not a fucking a government official.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
He was not elected.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I don't even think that he they said he's been
when the FBI, like, you know, does your background anything,
He hasn't been vetted.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I think they were saying he hasn't been vetted yet.
M I'm not surprised you haven't heard about this, Carlos.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
No, but I've honestly, I've been trying to keep my
sanity and my peace and my mental clarity. So I
try to stay away from all this foolishness because it's
it's gonna get It's gonna get a lot worse worse
before it gets better. So I figured the best way
I can do is just stay out of it completely
as best I can.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh, carl, I mean, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh, I'm just uh, I'm trying to buy a bunch
of crypto while this is going on. All right, it's
pretty wild man. When you see uh Trump put those
tariffs on Mexico and Canada and China, bitcoin dropped by
like I don't know, I went from like one oh

(09:27):
five to ninety five. Uh, And I was like, all right,
I just buy a bunch because I feel like it's
gonna go back up.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Wait, wait, you'll buy a bunch of the ninety five
thousand dollars crypto.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
You'll buy a bunch of it. I was buying.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, I was buy a bunch of it. And then
the price went back up because he immediately and then
like when they were like negotiated with him and now
they're postponing the tariffs, the price went right back up. Yeah,
and I made I still lost forty dollars. Very good
at this.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
What like and I made? Actually I lost forty bucks.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
There's a lot of service fees and I'm not putting
a lot of money into this.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I uh yeah, I'm I I have some I have
some coinbase stock, which is like going to be the
payment I think that they use with with that and
uh my Nvidia stock took a ship after that whatever
that Asian or the Chinese. What's a deep seat? The
deep seat came out, but it's coming back up, so

(10:38):
I gotta.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Just hold it stockage.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
I wish I wish I understood it more. I have, like,
I have some stock, but I don't really I wish
I understood it. I I have a very surface level understanding,
which is like most things in my life.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, I got some stock I don't and I don't
even know what it's doing or where where as long
as ain't nobody called me and asked me, telling me
I old him some money I forgot.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Just leave it alone. Yeah, it's fucking oh god.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
But so you you bought some some fucking bitcoin.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
It went up and you lost money.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, then I lost No, it went back down, but
I did go buck up for a little bit. But
I bought it at its lowest point.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
The fact that you're.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
A few weeks if I made any money, gotcha?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
And you bought like a percentage of a bitcoin?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, no, yeah, I can't.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
That's why I was like, yeah, you were like, oh,
it's like it was only like ninety five thousand bitcoins.
So I bought a bunch of bitcoin.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Which is about a grocery store amount grocery trip bitcoin.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Have you guys, Carlos be not. This is kind of
like pop culture ship, the Blake Lively justin Baldoni thing.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I don't even know who either one of those people are.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I don't know who Blake tabs on this. I saw
it this morning. I've been watching it all day. Ye
have you fuck no.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Blake Lively? Is that Ryan Reynolds's wife?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yes, yes, So.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
There was a movie I'll catch you guys up. And
again I have a very surface level thing on this,
but like someone.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Say what no, I was giving a shout out to
sweet Derek, the producer just want Hey, what up?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Derekwet the sweet Sweet Derek. Okay, So, Blake Lively and
Justin Baldoni was directing a movie called It Ends with
Us and Blake Lively was in the movie. And a
while ago it came out that Blake Lively said that

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she was sexually harassed by the director, James Baldoni or whatever,
and and supposedly Blake Lively and her husband, Ryan Reynolds
were like really trying to fuck him over and he would.
He had said that like she was a nightmare to
work with on the on the film It Ends with Us,
and that she wanted like she took over to and

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there was a basically a lawsuit has been filed. And
I think just today that James Buldoni, dude, his his
PR team and his team put up a website with
all of the fucking receipts and Blake Lively and Ryan
Reynolds look bad in this, so I think it's been
a it's a fuck around and find out like people

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are talking about like because they were saying like they
used like the me too thing and it really is like, uh,
it's not a me too thing. So it's really fucking
people that did experience like stuff with the me too movement,
and it's just it's been going on for like months
and like the movie did get made. But I think

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he also there was like there was a scene where
he was going to lift Blake Lively up, so he
asked his trainer because he had to lift her up.
He asked his trainer like how much she weighed, and
then Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively said that he told
her that she had to lose weight, which is never
was never said. So there's just all this fucking crazy

(14:33):
shit going on with it.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
But you had to lose like one hundred pounds.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, bro.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
The part I saw this morning, I guess the judge
was basically saying they both needed to pull up because
it was going to tamper the jury pool for whatever
case is going to So they said, hey, both of
y'all need to stop pretty much telling everything to the
public so that you're not taining your else, you're not
messing up your own case. So that's that's about as

(15:03):
much as I know about it other than I've heard
people speak about it. But again, I don't This is
this is a that's a world I don't really give
a damn about.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, I don't really. I just I got no idea
who to believe, and I have like a I'm a
very skeptic towards me too, But yeah, dude, I am,
I'm sorry, I am.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
It's all right.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I mean, she's an actress and she's kind of a
gold digger, like I don't know, but I'm just looking
at her life completely from the outside and it's like,
all right, whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
I mean, thing is if she did, if that is true,
that you use an actual movement that is supposed to
be uh in support of those people who have actually
been affected by being harassed or sexually harassed, and now
you're going to try to use that as your play
the opposite way that has nothing to do with you,

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then it's that's pretty fucked up and you should be
punished for that. I think people should any of those
women that actually do that, and it never happened, you
have to face some type of jail time because it
will be the same as if a dude actually did it,
So what's the difference in this case?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I agree one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I've always said that I think if if it comes
out that the person lied about it, that they should
do the time that the person was going to get
if they were found guilty, or or if somebody like
the football player that fucking he was going to go
pro and then he went to jail because of the rape
and then she eventually said it wasn't true. She should
fucking have to go to jail for the amount of

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time he was in jail.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
And dude, I remember that case. That dude was in
there for years.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah, and it finally came out that he didn't he
did nothing. But uh yeah, you should be able to
do the time that that that person was either going
to get convicted for, like I said, or that they
actually did, because that's that's wrong.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, yeah, right, you got a ghost in there? What's
going on? This ship?

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Saw it vibrating like we was having earthquake. Yeah, you're like,
you're like, fucking yeah, they need what.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
The sounds like some v But it's literally shaking the
whole floor. Uh, I did not say.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Derek asked about the Grammys. Did you guys watch any
of the Grammys? I watch it, but yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
The talk is Kanye's wife, a girlfriend whoever the hell
she is just pretty much red carpet butt naked.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
She had Huh, it was wild. You gotta you go
go on ax if you want to see it. But
she comes out with Kanye in a fur coat and
then she takes it off and she's wearing like basically
a nylon stock fucking yeah, completely naked. Uh, it's so wild.

(18:05):
But in my head, dude, this is what I think
is what's happening. I think Kanye was so embarrassed by
the whole Kim Kardashian and then her going off and
like banging other dudes like Pete Davidson and stuff, that
he now has a new girlfriend that looks almost exactly
like Kim Kardashian that he can just literally bring out

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and have her get naked in front of a crowd
and then stand off to the side like it's so like, Uh,
it's so like a like a fucking fifty shades of
great eyes, white shut like it's just some weird it
seems like a weird, creepy sex thing that he's doing.
And I feel like with the the current vibes of
la and the whole uh P Diddy fucking freak offs,

(18:53):
I think it's just like, bro, I'm completely tone deaf
to like, what is happening?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
You're asking if Kanye is toned up?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I'm shocked to hear it myself.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
The guy that interrupted Taylor Swift's award, the one that's that,
what do you say about slavery that it was a choice.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Do you think he's toned up?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I guess, I guess.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
But it also goes to show how desensitized we are
now to see a ship like that, like outside of
the people just sharing the picture and nobody really gives
a ship anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's like, Okay, well.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
It's Kanye and this girl being Kanye this girl, and
you move on with your day.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
It's it's fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Fucking Jayden Smith with that fucking weird house.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
On his head right now.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's the one house that should have burned down in
the Palisade fire. Let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
What the fuck. Let's get what are you doing? What
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Look like a cuckoo clock.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Exactly what in the fuck?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
What a way to make the world not give a ship?
Even more about celebrities, dude, this definitely looks like District
one in the Hunger Games is having a party. It's
it's like, what the fuck are these people.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Doing and wearing?

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I think it's just like it's it's becoming more and
more that celebrities are just completely these weird people that
are just kind of like, uh, I don't know, irrelevant almost,
It's just like, who the fuck are these people?

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I don't get it, But shout out to Beyonce. Fucking
album of the year, Country album of the Year. That's
fucking that's so funny. I didn't hear about anything that
happened inside of the ground. All I heard about was
that naked chick and this dude coming up like a house.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
But that this is the world we're living in now, man, Like,
it's not even about the talent anymore. It's not even
about the talent or what actually matters in the real world.
It's what foolishness can we watch? And how far are
y'all willing to willing to go? And how far will
you go to get that kind of attention. It's a

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weird space to be in.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
There was a dude that want a Grammy that went
to my high school. I saw that on the news.
That's kind of really Yeah, some singer I don't even know.
I know his hit, but I've heard it on the radio.
But it's not I couldn't even recreate it or tell
you what it is, but you might have heard it.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
What did you know? What I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
It's like that guy, you see the song about those
beautiful things, those build off ault things like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
We should have an episode where Tyler just does everybody's
song that one, So now you got to do Beyonce.
I don't know this is Texas.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I don't know. I don't. I'm sorry, I've never I
haven't heard that song. I don't.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
I don't think ring what's his?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
What's the song? What did it say? Tyler?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
He no, what's what's the name of the song.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's called Beautiful Things. Benson Boone is the guy's name.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
BENC Boom.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Okay, let me see if I've heard this. I'm playing
it here. I don't even know who this dude is.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Throw it like a minute twenty eight into it.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh yeah, oh man, Yeah, well, yeah, that's a good song.
I like that song.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
An went to my high school. Fun story, I got
to see my high school on the big screen on
the news channel. They were walking through the halls interviewing
his old choir teacher. None of these people I recognize
because this is he's like twenty years younger than me
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
How does that? Wait? Wait, hold on, Tyler, how's that feel?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Because Carless and me are the old ones on this
and you're how's that feel though? Saying that out loud. Oh,
he's twenty years younger.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Probably like twenty years younger than me. I think he
went to school in yeah, about twenty years after me,
So he's probably twenty years younger than me.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
In the two thousands.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, that's wild. It's pretty wild. I mean I'm doing
all right.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Years later.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
No, it's just musicians when they hit it big. It's
just like, I don't know, like, he clearly has a
lot of talent, so good for him.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
That's that's all. It feels like it's been out for
a while. I know it doesn't. I've definitely heard it before.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's so funny though, because like, you know, I'm fucking
I'm always the old guy.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
And but and you will be glory.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, he's twenty two years old. He is eighteen years
younger than me, and Carlos.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Is eight years older than you, you know, and Carlos
is fifty.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
So it's like, but we're always around you know, comedy,
you're around young people a lot young comics and everything.
And for the most part, I don't I don't fucking
I don't feel old. Although I fucking went to bed
last night at like ten, Yeah, up high and I
got a good full eight hours and fifteen minutes of sleep.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Is fucking great. Yes, we're going to sleep early. It was.
It was very nice. It was very very nice.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
We got we go to sleep that early, uh like seven,
But I mean I get up early anyways, because I
get up when Angel gets up, so that.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Must be nice. No, it's nice, Angel, It's nice, Rangel.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
The thing that well, when I should get to wake
up and see your love off every morning, a beautiful thing.
It's a beautiful thing. I'd rather sleep in.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Here's what fucking Here's what sucks is. Angel is one
of those people that she sets her alarm. It goes off,
she hit snooze, the alarm goes off, she hits She
does that like three times. And I'm a person where
when I hear an alarm, I wake up and then

(26:10):
I'm up. I can't go back to sleep, so I
just get fucked continuously.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Instead of looking at the seat, and I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I would get out of bed and I would just
start my routine I should when the first alarm went off, I'm.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Gonna start doing that.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I'm gonna do that tomorrow when her fucking little alarm
goes off, like, oh.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I thought that. I thought that's to get up.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
What are we talking about.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
I'm just start making up the bed with her in it.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Tuck her in. She's like that, So.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I just go brew coffee and the and the like
does she drink You don't drink coffee. She doesn't drink coffee.
Nobody drinks coffee.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
She drinks coffee.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, I just go make some coffee. And then she's
got you trained. This is gonna be like, well, this
is my revenge. But then you're like, now you're just
waking up before and making her coffee every morning.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, sleep, thank you.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
I'm gonna just start fucking get I'm gonna take a shower,
start getting ready. I gotta get in the shower. Oh,
I thought you were sleeping. Thought you were sleeping again?
We uh, when we were? I was gonna ask you, Tyler,
when you when you're when you're out on the road
or well, you you don't really have a desire to though,

(27:31):
you don't like actively look for like headlining weekends, do you, Tyler?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
You just do your dope show.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I do my dope show. I should be doing more
headlining stuff, but I've been doing dope show mostly. Yeah,
I'm going out this weekend to do two doing a
tour of dope shows. Where you're going Ben Oregon and Roseberg?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Uh, Jim or Bs. Jeffrey asked if we knew Jim Kellner. Yes,
I remember Jim Kellner. I know he passed away.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Do you know what that?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah? I saw somebody tagged that Jim Calder had passed.
So I clicked on his page because I didn't see
him for a while, and I was like, oh, poor Jim.
And I looked and I saw that he had unfriended me,
and I was like, oh, fucking good riddance, my little nice.

(28:30):
You can't even tag him because we ain't friends no more.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
That is hilarious and you never will be again.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I was on my way to his stage just to
ntfriend his dead asses.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
No, I put that at my wheel.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I'm gonna just say hey before before I cash out,
just thought unfriended these people right here.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Random it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
And then yeah, and it's totally random, so people have
no understanding why you like your sister.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Then it is fucking hilarious. Dude.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Oh fuck what I was gonna ask you, Tyler with uh,
how do you with your with your comedy, with your
stand up? How do you work in new material?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Like?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Uh, I mean it's probably easy with your and everything.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I know. Well, like I have like my regular intro
that I'll do for the Dope Show that I kind
of mess around with every now and then, which gives
me a kind of a loosing crowd. But then I'll
try my new material after that, and uh, like I
just did last weekend, I did took home and Spokane
and I had a joke that I was working out

(29:47):
and it's like Tacoma paid for the Dope Show. But
then they get to see me try out new material
and they fucking didn't work because I forgot how it
fucking ended, and I was like, fuck, where was I
going going with is? Anyways? But it's also the dope
show where I can just follow that up with I'm high,
So I fucking forgot the end of that joke and

(30:07):
I can just move on or whatever. But then Spokane
the next day gets the full joke. But it's an
unfortunate thing that when you're mostly you know, uh, performing
and like I don't do open mics anymore, so whenever
I perform, I'm being paid to perform, and that's when
I have That's the time that I try out my
new shit. Like, it sucks that sometimes people get it.

(30:30):
Sometimes you get towards the end of that new hour,
and sometimes you get towards the beginning of that new hour.
You just don't know what you're gonna get as an
audience member.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Well, what Carlos and I are doing is every each
month we're we're working a new bit and then you know,
so by the end of the year you'll have you
should have a new hour, you know. But the so
we the thirty first was a Friday, and we were

(30:59):
doing we were work one new joke and then the
second was the Star, I mean, the first was the Saturday,
which was the start of a new month, so had
to do another new joke along with the one you
did previously, and it was But it's it's like my
favorite thing though, like you know that it's always been
like the science of comedy that I love about stand up,
like figuring shit out, you know. And because like the

(31:21):
the Friday shows, I'm doing this joke about uh, it's
about snow White.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I won't do the bit, but.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Like the the two shows Friday, like you were saying, Tyler,
they did not wait, what's wrong.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Oh you're thinking you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Rip into the new snow White.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
The No, he's talking about I think Booger Sugar right.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Now, I'm talking about the Disney movie with the Princess
and the Dwarves.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Yeah, but I'm I'm just the snow White story in general.
Oh no, I didn't know there's a new one. But
but anyways, the Friday when we did it, or Friday shows,
I just fucking I'm doing the bit and then it
just would end.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
There's no I had no ending for it, and I
was like fuck.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
But then Saturday fucking kind of figured it out and
just got to keep repping it, which I'll be doing,
but uh got it's a it's the best feeling though,
and you're like, Okay, I fucking see where it's going.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I can see where it's going.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
And then Carlos's ship was fucking killing and the motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
This new shilling.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
It's just like you said, it's the process. And I
think the first show Friday and A think I told
you that I was kind of running through it because
I was like, let me just get it out. And
then after that, I was like, the second show was
kind of like we calmed my ass down and try
to pace it, give it some beats to it to
see what happened. So the second show was definitely way
better than the first in my opinion. And then obviously

(32:57):
we just now we're just try to work it. So
I'm about to go do that about ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, yeah, but I was.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I was always curious that about that Tyler with like
you know because you're hosting, and but it makes sense,
like you know you because like when I'm hosting here
in Vegas, whether I'm at like Brad Garrett's or the Seller,
I'm like, I I have like a hosty set, so
to speak, you know, and I won't do new ship,
but it's a little different, I know, for you.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
And so that's why I was. I was always curious, you.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Know, like when you and you say you don't you
don't ever do open mics anymore?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Not really No, too good for it, I guess.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
But you just made a do test on some hosting.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
You do.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Since you do hosting as well, we all do hosting.
What do you think the importance of a host is?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Man, Well, I host my show because the importance of
it is that I feel like I care the show,
like I started strong and I end it strong. And
if anybody falters, I'll pick it up if they suck,
you know, like I can fill time only if they
fuck it up. Sometimes people crush it and I'll just

(34:15):
be like, I'm just gonna keep it going. Next comic
coming up, I'll at him fucking deal with the fact
that he has to follow something big, you know. But
the host, the host's responsibility. Say people's names right, explain
the show, keep the momentum going.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
That's it simple job.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
And the reason I asked that it is not only
this weekend, but it's it's happened more, I wouldn't say
more often than not, where I think a lot of
a lot of comics try to skip that hosting stage
because they already think that their features the headliners. But
I think that host position is actually the most important
because of those very reasons. Is because you're the tone
center for the show. So when you don't do not

(34:56):
you generally speaking, when they when they when they host,
doesn't host, then it's it's extra work for everybody else.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
So it's huh, dude, I never got why it's like
a tradition to make the newest guy the host, you know,
Like I always thought that was such a bad idea
at clubs, and I feel like that's kind of why,
like you know, you get clubs get bad reputations, is
because they have these fucking like so many people will

(35:27):
be like, yeah, I love the headliner, but the opening
fuck you know, just show up late.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Which is crazy, Which is crazy because it's a It's
it's the first thing most people are seeing. Some people
have never been to a comedy show before ever, so
if that's the first impression that they get, they sitting
back in a sea like, oh my god, this is
what the rest of the show is gonna be like
so it's it's interesting, it's very interesting. I think if
you're gonna do that, if you're gonna if you're gonna

(35:54):
put a new person in it, I think you should
start giving them guest spots, uh, to frequent guest spots,
I should say, in order for them to get more
comfortable with that that role and made.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
You slide them into the whole spot.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
But like somebody who's familiar with hosting to do that job.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I think a host should be a headliner, like honestly,
like just somebody who's not headlining but could be headlining.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Oh yeah, absolutely, Uh, Carlos, you should put together like
a hosting seminar and then like do that at festivals,
you know, like like I'm doing that storyteller one seminar
or whatever at the comedy camp. But like you know,
like Carlos Rodriguez did the thing about like road comic ship,

(36:46):
you know, and you should you should put together like
a class on hosting and then and then do it
at the festivals.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Oh, definitely think about because I think it's it's critical.
I mean, that's that's where I thought it. That's what
I saw.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
We all don't have any any calms about doing that
job because we know the importance of it.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
But it's it's very interesting to me how a lot
of people hate it.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
They they just will not do it, or because they
didn't do it well the first time, and they want
to shut it down and be like usually I'm just
a feature of headliner. You're like, no, you can't fucking hot.
You can't fucking feature a headline. To me, like, that's
that's that's a it's a draft. It may not it
sounds like drastic positions, but they're not. It's just more time.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
So but yeah, I mean, but it's like it's all whoa, whoa,
wait cut out there for a second. It's also uh
energy too, Like I mean that's you know, that's one thing.
Anytime Carlos is going up the first thing, he immediately
gets their energy up, like literally within the first three seconds,

(37:51):
their fucking energy is up. It's just it's crazy. It's
it's funny to watch or interesting to watch because like
if we're out on the road somewhere and the host
goes up, and a lot of times it's newer people
that are hosting, you know, locals and uh sometimes they're great,
sometimes they're not. But like if if it doesn't go
well for the host, it's just crazy to just see

(38:14):
Carlos go up and then immediately again, within five seconds,
the whole show has been saved, you know, or fixed.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
It's just crazy watching it. I appreciate it, but that's
that's from hosting.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah, Carlos will be like, uh, I gotta go host.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
It's important to do that. That's why it's it's important
as the host to watch the show. I feel like
you definitely have to sit in the showroom and watch
the whole show. It's one of the things I learned
early on because if you're the host and you're not
watching the show and then like you come in and
you are changing out the comics and you say something
that it's already been touched on, or you just feel

(38:58):
like you weren't a part of the gang and now
like that dude who just came into the circle to
try and crack a joke, but everybody's like, ah, we
were talking about something else, you know, and then you
feel like an idiot. So I don't know, watch no point.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
About reading the room.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I mean, you're you're in the room, so you know
when something is not going well what you have to
do to get it back up.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
And yeah, I mean it's it's it's it's critical. It's critical.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
And also, uh, watching the show is related to my
favorite common road story ever about the Black Feature White Headliner.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Oh yeah, dude, I've told that story so many times.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
You know the way I'm talking about Carlos I'm vaguely,
but give me the Cliff Knows verge, because I got.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
A what a great story.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
It is the best.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
So White Headliner, Black Feature, right, for those that don't know,
the a show goes, the host starts and then the
feature goes up and then the headliner, So the headliner
closes it out. So the feature is on stage and
it's a black comic and he has a joke where
through his whole set he keeps saying, because I'm that
says the N word, right, because I'm that nward says

(40:08):
the actual word though, right does it through his whole set.
It's it's almost like his uh you know, his like
tagline or whatever. And then he and then he ends
a set with because I'm that N word, good night.
Boom does great. Everybody loves him. The White Headliner goes
up and opens with, hey, give it up for that
N word, says the actual word. You haven't heard this, Carlos, Oh,

(40:28):
you're in for a treat, okay, okay. So the White
Headliner goes up, says, give it up for that N word. Right,
everybody laughs. Everybody thinks it's hilarious, except for the Black
Feature Saturday night. Black Feature goes up, does not do
those jokes. White Headliner does not watch his set. So

(40:53):
the White Headliner goes up, no context and just goes, hey,
give it up for that end word.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
The audience is.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Like, yo, yo, holy, that's my favorite story ever.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Dude, what's the comics name?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
I'm not gonna fuck it one.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
I don't know one hundred percent I have I I
think I remember it was a person and I know
the person's name. But because I don't know one hundred percent,
I would never want to put that on somebody.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
If it was oh my god, that needs to be
that would go viral right now if they if they
could find video that, that definitely would go viral because
that that ship is crazy.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
So yeah, it's all six clips, Like, are the all
five clips you know from every show? Just like him
doing it each fucking show and then the last one
not doing it. Oh that.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Helious? Hello?

Speaker 6 (42:02):
Yeah, everybody in the room, what imagine?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Imagine you Like, even if as a comic, if you
didn't see the other shows and know what was happening,
you're just like, oh, I'm gonna go Saturday, I'll go
check out this headliner. And you're like, does he always
open like that?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
What the I mean?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Only the staff would know what was happening, only the SAP,
only the feature.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
But dying dying.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I can't imagine then that headliner to go out and
say that, because like, I've been on shows with a
comedian before and I've definitely improved a line off of
one of their jokes, and then I'll do a show
with them, like years down the line and I'll be like, Hey,
I'm I might do that joke again. Did you do
that joke?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Right? So?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
And I've heard people do the same thing about me,
and it's something that it's a really quick interaction because
it's when they're getting off stage and you're going off stage.
But you gotta have that, bro.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
I know you got to go Carlos here, we'll wrap
it up here. I'm going to put in our notes
for next week. Let's tell some of our favorite bombing
stories that we've witnessed or heard of. Oh, because I
have a few that I can put in my thing.
All right, Carlos, what do you got? What do you
got coming up?

Speaker 4 (43:35):
I'm been planning at thirteen this weekend. After that, we'll
see what the schedule looks like. It's a lot going on,
a lot of moving parts right now, so but check
it out at either Comedian Carlos Anthony dot com or
part Time Famous dot com.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
All right, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Friday, I'll be in ben Orgon at the Domino Room
doing a Dope show. And then Saturday, I'll be in Roseburg,
first time ever going to Roseburg. Treat me well. Yeah,
new tickets left for both shows, so.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Keep money up and where do they go?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
What website Thedope show dot com.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
This weekend I will be in Wesley Chapel, Florida at
Side Splitters in Wesley Wesley Chapel, Florida. It's about twenty
miles from from Tampa. And then next week Monday through Wednesday,
I'll be at Brad Garrett's hosting and then Valentine's Day weekend,

(44:31):
I will be in I will be at Mike Drop
in San Diego, one of my favorites, Mike Drop Comedy
Club in San Diego. And you can go to big
RSJA dot com for tickets. Other shows coming up. We
got Sacramento, we got Temecula, California, Boston, mass Boise, Idahos, Santa.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Bell, Florida.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Just go to Big IRISJA dot com for tickets and
until next week, thanks everybody. And next week we'll be
telling our favorite bombing stories.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
And until then bye.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Now.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
If you, if a person fucking listens to this till
the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize is to
go to.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
iTunes and rate a review.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
This podcast given five stars. You motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Fucking say something nice, you Fox, Right now, you.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Motherfuckers, this fucking piece of ship for five years, averaging
about two fucking reviews a year.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Go fucking write some you motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Oh fuck, that is the realest I've ever heard you.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
God yeah, do what the fuck