HollingsWorthless Program Ep. 281

Kalea McNeill joins Jay, Carlos and Tyler as we play Slurred Speech (Copyright pending)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know what? Fuck this.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because it's Hollings worth but it's worth less.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to say,
the worstless of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil,
Fox Scorpion.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's a move man, You fucking dummy.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Then what the fuck hows of race?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Black people? Shoot me? Now? What's up? Everybody?

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Welcome to the Hollings with Us program on one of
your host Big r J. Hollings with It.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
As usually, the Hulagon's the goon.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Squad, the usual suspects, three of a kind. Well today
it's four of a kind quad. Some might say, uh,
just be four of us.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Three men, one lady, no baby shall Oh there is Rollo.
You can roller Rollo to your friends.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Starting with let's start with uh. You've seen him on
Amazon Prime. He's the host with the most part time famous,
full time funny Carlos and.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Welcome Khalil, Welcome. Then we got the rig going. That's
what the look at this?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Next we have the Seattle Native a ka chief green cloud,
A ka Hi what am I smoking? Aka saka ua
a ka pot of hot mess a ka chief spitting bull.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
They call him the box check Mata.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
They say he's uncancellable mattera Hey, I'm not racist, Tyler,
don't call me Joseph Smith.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
And today we have a very very very special guest.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
We do.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
She is.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Don't call her sir, don't call her ma'am, call her smam.
She is a Grammy considerated artist.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
What's considerated? Exactly?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
She's also an asshole, but I love her.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Khaliah the Miggety Mickey McNeil, let's get some fireworks.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Don't do no damn.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Go ahead, clean you do it.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's a balloon. Oh man, don't call me Sam. Anybody
out there you'll can call me.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
That's your that's your album. Do you want to do? What?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
What is the do you want to explain that? So
for those that don't know, oh ship, the mechanical's in here?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
What up? Sean?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
What up?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
B s?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Jeffrey Daniel l uh your co host down in the comments?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, say what you're saying? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
So for those that don't know, Khalia has a special
and an album.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's one and the same.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
It's the same one, but uh, it's a very special
special produced by Laugh after Dark and what Up a Barn?
And uh the the title of the album and the
special which is Grammy Considered nominated considered.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I was, I did not make the nomination bad ballid,
but it was.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Nominated to me.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I nominated again.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Trying to correct me, I get it, but it is
the title of it is s M a apostrophe a
M correct.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Correct, And we're not going to explain what that means
because they can do. It's the same thing that thousands
of people do every day. And they can either listen
to my album wherever they stream music, or they can
watch it via Amazon Prime Free v toob and if
they have a Visio Smart TV, they can catch it
on there too, and that will explain why the album
is called smam. And don't you worry. That joke is

(04:18):
all the way at the end.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Pam Pam, Pam, Pam, pan fireworks pa pa pa. I
love it.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Always be closing, always be closing, Khalia, I fucking love it.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
But it's great. You gotta you gotta check it out.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Uh. Cleia is one of the probably one of the
hardest working and one of the funniest comics out right now.
It's absolutely but she doesn't have ten thousand followers. Yeah,
it's it is on too. B Uh do you want
to explain that dumb fucking thing about the ten thousand?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
So is your tour this year?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
The name of my tour is now the less than
ten k Tour, which and originally it was just hey,
come CV in Chicago and Chattanooga and here and here. Well,
the past almost month now has been a very trying
time for black people on social media, since we have
our new commander in briefs in office and basically, well, listen,

(05:16):
the past two weeks, and I'm gonna say this, I'm
gonna be very sympathetic, have been very stressful for white America.
You had Beyonce when you know country best Country album,
and then just a few days ago, Kendrick Lamar made
you all collectively suck as nuts and you guys do
not know how to take that. And in the midst

(05:36):
of that, there was who I'm sure is a really
good guy because he has a Bible quote in his
in his bio and he has a really long beard.
He keeps it upbraided. I think he has a wife
who knows either way. He made a comment on Instagram
about Beyonce Beyonce's country album and I'm not president or

(05:57):
vice president or even the secretary of the Beehive, but
I was a little supercharged, and he basically said, something
is there country music? You know? And people are using
the same thirty second snippet from her fifteen song album
to dispute the fact that it's not country music, to
which I think I commented typical. That's all I said.
One word. Don't even think I put a period at

(06:19):
the end of it, just said typical, to which I
woke up the next morning to a barrage of insults,
one from the author of the of the post, who said, no,
wonder you have ten thousand followers. You have less than
ten thousand followers. I see that now, to which I responded,
You're right, I have less than ten thousand followers. I'm

(06:39):
on Comedy Central, I'm on Prime Video, I'm on Dontel,
I'm in the middle of a guy Code campaign. How
does that happen with less than ten thousand followers? And
I'm not funny, like this is nuts? And then I
sat on that, and I was like, shit, I might
as well just name this tour that I'm about to
embark on. That right now has me booked pretty much
every weekend through September, the less than ten k followers tour.

(07:02):
So that's what I did. And I made a graphic,
and I have a promo.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
And made a graphic.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
I made a graphic on Canva.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's what I'm talking about. Graphics. Yeah, Tyler can't do it.
Tyler always has.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I wish I could just read over.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Turkey.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Sorry, we don't. We don't mean to rain on your
parade doing that.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I got a separate thing, but I'm kind of limited
to what I can do.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Is going to start a podcast just so she can
get all these filders?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
You know.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Okay, So I didn't. I didn't know that that came
from some dude. I thought it was that Asian chick
that posted that stand up clip.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh no, she has less followers than me. She just
has a lot of views because she's Asian and she's
pissing everybody off.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Hmmm.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
And I don't mean, oh my god, Asian people get
more views. What I absolutely mean is she she fits
the fetishi harajuku. You know, people are not liking her jokes,
but at the same time beating their meat that way.
The video is getting repeated, repeated, repeated, you know, yeah, yeah, no, no,
this wasn't.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Okay because she had posted or she said one thing
like oh you don't you don't I have more.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Views on this video or something.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Right, And that's when I responded with the screenshot of
all the comments on her videos talking about how much
it sucks.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah, it's fucking brutal, It's yeah. I'm like, I'm assuming
she's a newer comic because it's like that that you know, borderline. Well,
I don't know if you even say bordline, but it's
like a racist ship and it's like trying to be
edgy and shock and all that shit, which is typical
of like a newer comic, you know, they they think

(08:54):
shock is funny, you know, well.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
It's beyond that. There's just something going on in comedy
right now, and she's trying to capitalize on that. But no,
she's a local Florida comic. And I mean I've spoken
to some people in Florida, and nobody that I know
that's touring the state of Florida. All of her shows
are in bars. It is what it is? It just
but no that that comment wasn't about her. It was

(09:16):
very much so about the about the other guy gotcha?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well, so go to what's the website? Is it? Is
it Kalea McNeil dot com?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
That is always okay?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
So go to Kalia's website and check out She's she'll
be coming to your town soon. Yeah yeah, And uh,
excuse me, I so that that lady in particular reminds
me of something.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Uh. I just talked to a comic today.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
I won't say his name because I don't know if
he wants his out, but he was asking me about like,
uh if he the way he asked me, and I'll
present it to you the way he asked it to me.
He said, have you gone through like a midlife crisis
related to comedy? And I was I was trying to
understand what he meant and because he's he's about to
turn fifty, and he was like, you know, like I

(10:08):
don't know, you know, if I'm where I want to
be and this and that and all that and uh,
and I told him, I was like, it was funny
because I wasn't expecting his answer, but I said to
my go, if you didn't, if you just we're at
this level from here on till the till the day
you die, would you still do stand up?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
And he goes no. I was like, god damn.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I was like, I I will do this till the
day I die. You know, you know if if you know,
knock on wood, if I had to get a day
job to survive, I would still be doing comedy.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
You know. And now when did you and Carlos have
this conversation?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's not nice, that's not very nice.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
Clear, Wow, I think I think I'm I'm here great,
I think weez yeah, just come on, come on the show.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Disrespectful.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Know y'all are literally disrespecting me. Prior to the entire show,
the moment that.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
You're so full of ship, you're full of ship NTM
on Carlos.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's me. That stands for not too much not n
TM on me.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
But you know, talking to him, it reminded me. And
then you talking about that the lady there was somebody
Carlos knows this person. There was someone that did a
club here in Vegas. And I was closing out the
show and this, I'm doing a guest spot, a five
minute guest spot, and they got lit early on their

(11:56):
guest spot because they were fucking eating a hot one
so bad. Sean says, he's got you clean what up, Natasha,
and so she ate ate ship got lit early on
a five minute guest spot, which is insane. As soon
as she gets in the green room, sets up her tripod,
puts her phone up. Hey, guys just got off stage

(12:18):
here at I won't say uh and blah blah blah. Right, yeah,
exactly two months what of Anthony Bolton? Two months later,
she has a headlining weekend at this club.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, and it was awful.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I mean it's you.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Know, I know who you're talking about, and it's part
of the same problem that I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Yeah, it's the hip mine and said was just as
horrible as the guests said.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I mean, it wasn't anything different, and I had to
see it for myself.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
It was. It was pretty bad. It was pretty bad.
That's the stuff that gets me frustrated.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Not not like, you know, if I am at this
level till the day I die. I mean, you know,
I always want to strive for more. I think that's
a sign of a good comic when you're not satisfied,
you know. I think everybody wants to be a better
comic and you know, more work and all that stuff.
But it's just that drives me crazy though, Like you know,

(13:22):
the the thing you're being hired for is stand up,
but you're actually being hired because you have a lot
of followers.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Now I imagine going to a nasty restaurant on purpose, Like,
what are you talking.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
About, just because they have a lot of streff?

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Yeah, get yeah, that's that's probably the most frustrating thing.
So I'm curious for all of you in this comedy game,
what would you say is your most that you find
most frustrating? And this is just it's I guess it's
a little bit of a bitch session, but it just
is staying here so to speak, you know, like I

(13:59):
I I told my buddy, I.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
Say, because it's on the podcast, so it's I just mean,
like we're addressing or talking about it right now, Like
I don't I don't sit in it, you know.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
And that's why I told my buddy.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
I was like, if you if you sat down and
were to look at the odds against you in making
it whatever making it is for you, you'd be like,
what the fuck am I doing? You know, So I'm
just curious what what frustrates you guys? Uh in stand
up in this comedy.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Game right now? For me, ironically, ironically, because of the
name of the tour, that is a frustrating thing for
me to have the credentials that I have and still
have to and even my manager, and my manager works

(14:47):
damn hard for me, and he's very open with me
about a lot of the hoops he has to jump
through when getting me to these new venues, new spaces,
new places because of a number, and not even just
because of a number, because of a number on a
certain app, like I'm at thirty seven K on Facebook,
you know, Like it's like I'll put up a video
and it'll do half a meal or some shit like that,

(15:08):
but it's like, well, your Instagram is here, and it's like,
well my Instagram is there because maybe I'm stupid, but
I don't. I'm just not here for the gimmicks. I'm
not going to do some of the things that some
of my counterparts have done to get another followers, but
then not back up because how many times have I
been at a club and it's like either I'm hosting
or I'm featuring, and now I have to put an

(15:30):
extra time because the quote unquote headliner had a hot
fifteen like they like people are still getting their food.
Like I don't think people understand. At the end of
the day, a comedy clubs a restaurant with live entertainment,
and we need to be keep these people occupied for
ninety minutes minimum. That way they can eat, drink, pay
their bill, and then leave. But because I don't have

(15:51):
a magical number on some stupid website, it's like, okay, well,
if we have her, let's just have her as an opener.
If we have her, let's put her in the fifty
seedar room in the sixty seedar room. And that's fine
because I then go there and prove myself. But it's
very difficult to do that, which I think is nuts.
When you've done some of the things that I've done,

(16:13):
it's not like it's a secret, like we're sending you
the links.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're fucking that dude. That Geico commercial
is I see it all the time.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, and different varieties of it. But it's not even
not even speaking to the Geico commercial. I'm just speaking
to stand up period. Like, the most frustrating thing to
hear is I think you're hilarious. But if they don't
think they're you're hilarious, don't get me wrong. Bookers will
not blow smoke. They just won't respond. You know you're hilarious.
But is it fucks with me?

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Yeah, Sean said agreed. Social media turned into social currency.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
And what about you, guys, Tyler Carlos, what frustrates you
in this thing called life?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Prince shadows you will go ahead?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Town frustrates me? Man? I don't know. I think the
thing that frustrates me more is a little bit different
because I have more produced shows than you know do shows,
So fucking comedians is what's frustrated.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
When you when you make a like when you make
a deal with someone and then there they show up
and try and change it.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
No, I don't know, man, I I uh no, not
that at all.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
You don't get what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I don't know. You know what was the most frustrating
thing about this last week? It was just the fucking weather.
To be honest, it was just like, dude, I gotta
drive my ass and I fucking I hate how far
and shitty I have to like the to go to
the do these goddamn shows. I'm like, through the woods,
over the mountains like a goddamn folks tale. It's like,

(18:05):
I'm really putting my life in danger to do a
shitty fucking show. That's probably the most frustrating thing. I
wish I could do apartment for just teleport, if I
could just teleport, or oh god, I don't even want
to fly, you know, I don't think that's any safer.
What's been going on the news. Oh my god, are

(18:26):
you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
It's nuts.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
So this weekend I did a show in ben Orgon,
and because the pass was like hell of fucking icy
and snowy, even though I bought my goddamn suv to
get over these goddamn situations, I'm like, I'm too afraid,
I'm too much of a coward. I'm not gonna do it.
I don't want to. I don't want to drive in
that fucking weather. So I drove to Portland and then

(18:51):
all the way over to the far side Highway ninety seven,
like along the river, so I didn't have to go
over any mountains like an extra hour and a half
to the drive, and then the second half of the
The next show was at Roseberg, And the reason why
we scheduled it in Roseburg was because Roseberg is three
hours away from Bend. But it's three hours over a mountain,

(19:16):
which was like completely fucked with snow. Like we looked
at we checked, or I checked because it's just me going,
but I fucking I looked at a little the cameras
on the road and it was just like a white
it was just white out, and I'm like, ah, it
was horrible. So I drove. I drove back north, like

(19:37):
the way I came on Highway ninety seven, all the
way up to the top of Oregon and then along
the river again and then down I five, which added
like seven hours. So it was like it was like
an eight hour drive.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
That is nut right, Yeah, I would hate that too.
Holy shit.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, that's the most frustrating thing.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I like, Carlos and I have talked about this. I
think I'm I've gotten like I used to.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
You know, when I was younger, I could do twelve hours,
thirteen hours. One time I drove from LA to Seattle
in a straight shot, but just one shot. That actually
I went to Shawn's and I fucking got to Shawn's
at like eleven at night. I sat down in his
chair in the living room and Shawn just looks at
me and goes, are you okay? And I was like,
I don't know, I feel out of it. But uh, Now,

(20:29):
like Carlos and I were talking, I think I'm like
about five or six hours is about the most I
want to drive at a time or in a day.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Three three three four max max.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I'm okay with eight to ten. I like, I'm still
I like to drive. I like to drive, you know,
every time I go to Arizona, I drive.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Every time I can do it. Now it's like a
super like I feel like I just kind of zone
out or whatever, Like I just have so many like
things ready to make it entertaining for me. That is just,
you know, it doesn't matter anymore.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
I just bought thing that I can play Netflix on
my fucking little screen on the car.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, that's super safe. Who made that?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (21:20):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
And what about you, Carlos.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Honestly, it's the people, man, It's it's and I say people,
I'm almost piggyback off of talent with regards to the
comics who think that they're better than what they are
I think, and they're in the way. You're in the
way because you're constantly I will never knock anybody's hustle.
I believe that you got to have hustle in order

(21:44):
to get what you want. But if you if you're
not hustling to actually be productive and be a great comic,
you're just trying to be known, then that's that's different
to me. So those motherfuckers who are just in the
way that I'm trying to be known. I'm trying to
get to for people to know who I am, but
you're not really working on your craft and you're in
the fucking way, And that's that's frustrating to me because

(22:07):
then itvolves up everybody, all these clubs and everybody's getting
all these emails from just random people who aren't putting
in the work. So I'm learning to just again so
keep my head down and try to stay the course
and do what I do and let the work speak
for itself. But yeah, it's probably one of the most
frustrating things for me to hear people who.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Ain't really like that sound like like like they like that.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
Yeah, yeah, there's there's somebody we know that is I
think they're like maybe a year or two two at
the most end, and they're talking about gonna teach people
how to do stand up, and I'm like.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
You don't even know how to do stand up yet,
Like there's somebody that I know that's fifteen years in
that don't need to be teaching nobody how to do
stand up.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Because I mean the audacity, I mean, it's the audacity
for me.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Where do you? Where do you?

Speaker 6 (23:01):
And again, do do what you feel is best for you. However,
if you're on the outside looking in the people who
are putting in a lot of time and a lot
of work and a lot of effort and a lot
of grinding to get to where they are, and you
think you're gonna skip steps and I'm a teacher class
or I'm gonna tell people that I'm headlining the fucking
bar in the back room of a of a chicken joint,

(23:23):
then I don't I don't know how you think that
that translates to actually putting in the work to that
level that you can that you're on the same level
as those people who have done it for for consistently,
for many years facts because.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I headlined the front room of a chicken joint.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
In the front getting your chicken right off there after grease.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
I'll tell you this, you know. But that's this game is.
It's definitely changing, it's evolving. It goes back to what
we were talking about, what Khalib were talking about. These
clubs want numbers regardless of the quality of the comedy.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
They just won't. I need asses in the seats.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
And what they think is gonna put ass in the
seats because they got ten thousand followers or more. But
you get up there and a shitty as show and
out of those people that came to the show, they're
not coming back to the club because you just you
just fucked them.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
No, I'm good that's true because now they I mean,
it's not even that they went to a bad show
where they don't even trust the club anymore.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Absolutely, yeah, so absolutely know. It's an interesting world we
live in there right now, we're going we're gonna stay
the course and see what see how this's all unfolds.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, And.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Last night the both venues or both venues this weekend
didn't have music like they were like, we can't get
our music going, and I'm like, oh, so the first
show and Bend people were it was just it was
just chattering. It's just a room full of people chattering.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It was like theater, man.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I guess yeah, you know, yeah, you're sitting down at
a play.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah, I suppose.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Even then there's like some like I feel like there's
like elevator music or something. There's like some sort of
violinist like somebody.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Or just the mic in the back something.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
It was.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
It was kind of a ship show.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
The venue.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
He didn't hire anybody to uh work the door, so
I had to work the door. And I'm like, I'll
work sure, I got it, I'll do it. I'll work
the door. And then uh n, I have no choice,
so I I fuck.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Man.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I hated it so much. But it's whatever because I
feel like it's such a cheap experience for the audience
when it's like me running around like and then I
serve them drinks at the bar, and then I I
feel like it's such a like you're not paying to
see a show. You're paying to see some guy who

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like I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Right exactly shaking.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
It was. It was rough.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
It was well well, what might lighten it is if
we played slurred speech.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Speech you.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
So Slurred Speech is a game that Jay absolutely loves
that I invented.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Tyler invented that I invented.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's a fun game. The back story of this was
that I didn't grow up in America, so I didn't
learn about racism until I moved to this country, and
I didn't know about certain slurs and how they can
affect people. I've never heard of these words. It invented
this game where I'm gonna show you guys a word

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and you're gonna tell me if it's a slur or not.
For the point, and then the second point is if
you can guess who it is for.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
If you say it is forced, this is gonna piss
me off.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
I know it's probably gonna be already.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I don't know if you speak black woman, but my
eyebrow was up and I'm sitting back and I'm just like, like,
I feel like I'm I'm listening to my man tell
me some bullshit and I already know where he was
at last night.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Go ahead, Natasha says that we are Natasha is the one.
I think it's Natasha that was like we need to
make this into a game, like, oh it.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Is done, that's so funny. I totally forgot that it's
black history.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Oh this is gonna be even better.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Totally forgot that it was Black History Month. Just let
you know what type of amazing privileges then, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
It came around so fast because January was so quick.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
I didn't think of it because I I just consider
it black history. I just consider it history, you know,
all year round.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
And every single life matters, you know what.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm no, no, no, no, no, black history all year.
That's how she just leaves. Loves this game because I
love this. It will go uh.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Slate speed stage Peech's stage Beech. I wish we had
this song and.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
That is it, but it's but there was like a
real version that we gotta find it.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I think Sean had it. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Okay, we'll figure it out. The word number one, let's
see where we start.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Where we start, we can go Carlos Khalia me and
we'll go in that rotation.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Ladies.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
First word is band or right? Band or right? I
might I don't, honestly, I don't know if I'm going
to be pronouncing a lot of these, right, So a
little behind the scenes here for slurred speech. The racial
Slurred database was taken down off the Internet. It's gone

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been wiped away now now like the whole well, never
know what what is and what isn't. But Wikipedia has
tried to recreate the list. But this is going to
be worldwide. It's not unique to America. You guys know,
are not unique to America.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Look it up.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Go ahead, look it up. That's fucking what's the point
of the game. You're looking ship up, Carl, right, that's why.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
That's why I stopped.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Okay, okay, give me the word again.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Band or right?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
That's not a slur.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
So you say no, no, all right, I think it is.
Now just say no if you if you don't think
it's that's it. If you do think it's a slur,
then you got to say for who or against what?

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Okay, No, I ain't never heard nobody to say you
a fucking band?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Right?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Right?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Banned? Are right? Band or right? Band right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:20):
I can't think I'm gonna say no. Also, I can't
think of anything that that would band right. It's no rat,
it's no rat catcher, it's.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
No So barely. You guys are all incorrect.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
This is a slur, oh ship?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Who's it a slur for? It is for Ukrainians from
Polish people in fact, fun world fact, this could be
a really offensive word that we have no idea.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
But I just realized you were the microphone make it easier.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
It makes it easier to do this game.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I don't want my face, I want oh ship. Okay,
So it's Ukrainian.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
It's a slur against Ukrainian people from the polar Ukrainian
from polar.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
What is it supposed to mean? Do you know what
it's supposed to mean?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Apparently it's like, uh, some guy's last name. I don't know.
I didn't actually read too much into it. I probably
should have before I brought it out into this live audience.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
And asked if you can use every slur in the sentence, Tyler,
that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I feel like I feel like Kanye West right now?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (31:46):
Wow, all right, at zero, everybody did not get a point.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Nobody got a point. Second word.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Chitter, Yes, that's a slur.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh, well, you order the.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
First, y'all just said me, ladies first.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
That first one. Every but every round we rotate, so
somebody else?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Can you say that?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, I just did. You didn't recognize my You didn't
you hear me?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
You didn't.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I also didn't say you're gonna go first every round.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I'm sorry. I didn't realize that it changed on Will
of Fortune, same thing every time, Jeopardy, same.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Direction, real band right over here, right, guys, let it.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Go, get more enjoy watching? And what and who do
you say? It's a slur against.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I'm not going first, whoever's going?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
But you're already answered.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
So the dark skin Chinese people.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Dark skinned Chinese ship. All right, you want to go next, Carlos.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
You want to.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Chitter chitter, chitty, chitty, bang bang chitter, chitter, shitter, Khalia said.
And here's where like strategy comes into, Kalia, because you
sound very confident. So I have no idea, but like
if if, if you're confident and I want to keep up,
but chitter, I'm.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Gonna say no, I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
Mm hmm. That's it. I'm gonna say yes, okay, for
I got to stay. I got to stay with the
with the black So I'm going to say it is.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
You think it's against black people?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Yeah, it's some some hidden to eating them chitters hm hmm.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Interesting. Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well you guys find you didn't all answer the same.
So the one you got a point in that point
goes to j you're not a slur. It means uh,
it means it makes sounds. This was an AI inspired
right slur as well. I I use an AI to
generate these random words, just so everybody knows. I know,

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he's randomly generated by a racist day high.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
That's funny because I was like, I was like, where
have I heard that?

Speaker 5 (34:39):
It's a if there was some movie I watched where
the alien was making a noise and it said it
was chitter or chittering.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Ah, that's why you got to keep the uh subtitles
on it all times.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
And you know, okay, thanks.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Like chitter chatter.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Ah see that's a good correlation.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Jitter chat damn so one to zero zero Oh yeah,
go to comeback though?

Speaker 9 (35:10):
Oh yeah, h.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Smiling, Okay, word.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Gooba?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh do I go first of the time? Or Carlos Jay?
Why you go gooba? Gooba? Gooba?

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Like this could be like the most offensive word in
another country, and I'm just like gooba, gooba goob, just
over and Oregon, Gooba, Gooba, Gooba, goob Goober goober. H Okay,
I'm gonna try and get a point out of this.

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I'm gonna say yes because maybe Goober came from Gooba.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
The people that's against uh goobers Gooba. I'm gonna say, uh, European,
white European flights. British English will do that, but that's
my answer. I say yes, and it's against fucking Europeans,

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white Europeans, Guba.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
All right.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Uh, Carlos, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say yes, and
it's something to do with some Jamaicans.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Mm hmmm Jamaicans.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Wow, I'm going I'm going with some Jamaicans. I don't
know why.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
And I know from Korea.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
All right.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
So Carlos said yes for Jamaicans, and Jay said yes
for white Europeans, and CLEAs is no, the answer is
yes for whites, but it's actually meant for if we're
being specific, Uh Australians.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Fucking Natasha called it.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Oh yeah, look at that she did get you get
a point? How'd you know that, Natasha? How'd you know that?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
So?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Well?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Right? Interesting? Okay, I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
To point that out for you, Jay, because I feel
like you shouldn't get no.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
No, no, no, no, no, it's it's fine. I'll just I
said European. I was even leaning towards Brits. So that's fine.
Just one point, fine, one point.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
And one for Carlos.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Carlos gets one point as well. Boom boom.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
All right, to be fair, they're easy to hate, Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Assis, clearly, all right.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Fourth word is.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Niche Carlos, you're up first?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
No, okay, Cleia, No, No, that's.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
The name that was just gonna say.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
I was gonna say it might be Sagan Friederic, Yeah,
that's what I was thinking. Maybe it's uh, maybe that's
for im. You know what, I'm gonna strategy here, just
so we can all keep the scores about the same.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
I'm gonna say no. Also, so we're all saying.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
No, somebody got to say yes, you do.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Three no's on the board. You guys all missed an
opportunity because that is a slur for the Native Canadians.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Cannot wait to use thatsh aren't you up in Canada?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Have you heard that? Or however, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Said, it's what for some of my people, the Native Americans.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I thought.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Native Canadians, but Native Americans. It's for the same I mean,
honestly the same thing. It's Indigenous Americans.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
There you go, American Native Canadians.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Anthony Drake is from Europe.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Last last slur, last chance to get points? And is
this a.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Double double point works? You said, is it just a
double point one? We should? Yeah, we should double point.
That means no, no, you could.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
You could win it because you get two points if
you get it right, and two points if you name
the possible slur.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
And Kalia is up first.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Hawks Hawks.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I say that hawks is a slur, and I think
that hawks is a slur for I'm thinking specifically like
Eastern Europe, like the the countries that like they hurt
your throat when you say it. The slavia is the
this the that is something like that. Because I'm picturing,

(40:44):
as you say hawks, I'm picturing Willy Wonka and don't
ask me which one, because I said Willy Wonka and
the chocolate like not nothing new old Willy Wonka. I'm
picturing a because fuck all, this new ship first of all,
and one scared the ship out of me. How you
got one? Get the fuck out of here. You can't

(41:06):
just multiply one. I think a who is I'm seeing
a man in a leader Holser Augustus glup.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Okay, okay, all right, yes from Khala go to you j.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I'm gonna say no, no, Carlos.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
I'll tell you my reasoning after. After Carlos goes, I'm
going yes.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
But I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
That is some Hawaiians.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Oh interesting.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
The reason I say no is that sounds a lot
like some type of D and D ship that Tyler
sometimes slips in.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
So oh, some nerd ship going on.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Possibly, But I'm you.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Know, and notorious for using uh rat on here like
rat catcher was one of them, which means it's a
slur for adventurers. But it does sound terrible when you
say rat catcher. But sports, we got two yes is
and one no? Is that right?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
And I'm sorry to disappoint, but the nose have it.
This was just straight up a I created. So it's
not a real word at all, not even nothing real
about it. We're making it real now, anyone.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
You didn't just called you a hork gass nigga. So
that's where I'm at with it.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Well, well, two of us can't say that.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
I don't know in this new regime be able to
say it with the.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Dude, what if Trump gave a speech He's like, you
got these fucking hork coming in here from other countries.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Niggas over there, Jesus Chris.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Oh, trying to get a package delivered.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
So y'all carry on.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
This episode is going to get demonetized.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Uh O harasses all the Horks. It's a space whar
a hork?

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Ah? Right, So that was at that bad? Clear?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Do you enjoy it or no?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
There me go? Jay wins. J is the most.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Racist the game.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
You don't want to win.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
We move up.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
When you win, you lose. If you win, you're canceled.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
That's the canceled.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Oh fucking.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
All right, Well, uh, I appreciate you playing it, Clear,
even though you didn't enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
I fucking love this microphone, I know.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Always.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Well that was another sleard speech, slared speech, and Clear
doesn't ever want to play again.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I get it all. Thanks for at.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Least yeah, well I was here.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Uh oh ship it's fucking nobody likes onions? Why Patrick
Patrick Milton? Nobody likes onions and Patrick. I haven't seen
Patrick forever. All right, let's do uh, let's do our
plugs and get the funk out of here.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Clear, you want to go first, We'll have you go,
or actually I'll have clear you go first.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I just want is that allowed? Because you know last
time I went first?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Lars?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
What are you not coming up?

Speaker 5 (44:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
What do you have coming up? Clear? Where are you at?
I know where you're at this weekend?

Speaker 3 (44:58):
But Valentine's Day, I'll be in San Diego. Two shows
Mike Drop Comedy next weekend, the twenty first and twenty second.
I will be in oak Park, Illinois, small suburb of
Chicago at the Comedy Plex. And I'm closing out the
month at the Comedy Catch in Chattanooga. So be on

(45:20):
the lookout.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Dope Tyler Pork.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
This Saturday, I'll be at Tacoma Comedy Club. Come see
me at the four pm Dope show. Really fun lineup.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Do you have any other dope shows?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
But I'll just I'm million next week, all.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Right, Carlitos.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
I am at La Comedy Club tomorrow and I am
hosting guest hosting comedy and cottails on Thursday. Jimmy Kimmel's
and then yeah, I won't be going to San Diego.
You what, Yeah, now we'll talk.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Tell you we'll off off, stay on there.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
That's why I did the show, you know what.

Speaker 9 (46:07):
I'm okay, So I got coming up, so tonight and
tomorrow I'll be my schedule, okay, No, no, no, no, I
thought you were check out.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
Tonight tomorrow I'm at Brad Garrett's and then I'm gonna
be watching Kalia Kill It on the fourteenth in San
Diego at Mike Drop. And then the fifteenth, I'm doing
a post Valentine's Day show at Mike Drop.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Next weekend, timpimprov weekend. After that, I'll be in Sacramento
and Corning and then I got Temecula, Boston, Boise, Uh,
Santa Beel, Florida, West West Jordan. Uh, just go to
Big Irish j dot com for tickets and uh, I'm
gonna call you Patrick tonight and uh right now, Carlos

(46:55):
is a work nerbot is disrespect anybody for tuning in
and see you next weekend until then bye. Or if
you if a person fucking listens to this till the end,

(47:16):
you deserve a prize.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Your prize is to go to iTunes and rate a review.
This fudcast given five stars. You motherfuckers. Fucking say something nice, you.

Speaker 8 (47:29):
Fox Now, you motherfuckers, this fucking piece of ship for
five years, averaging about two fucking reviews a year.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Go fucking write some motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Oh fuck, that is the realest time I've ever heard you.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
God yeah do what the fuck