HollingsWorthless Program Ep. 285

BOSTON! Jay and Carlos are back from Boston and talk about the shows, Carlos' Boston experience, St. Paddy's day and Tyler has fight with a "fan."

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know what? Fuck this because it's haulings worth but
it's worth less.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to
say the worthless of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil,
Fox Scorpion. It's a move man, you fucking dummy. What
the fuck hows of race and the black people? Shoot me? Now?
What's up? Everybody? Open to the haulings Worthless program? I

(00:46):
wanted your host speak Irish, Jay Hollingsworth. And as usual,
we have the Hulagoons, the goon Squad, the usual suspect,
three of a kind trip, three men, no baby shout
out to Baby Miles, three Musketeers, just the three of
us three's company. No mister Fairley starting with you've seen

(01:07):
him on Amazon Prime. He is part time famous, full
time funny. Carlos. I'm funny. We had to building and last,
but certainly not least we have. We call him the
d e I'm not native cheap spit and bull, the

(01:27):
non box checker. They say he's now very cancelable murderer.
They call him the no box checker. Murder. You know
what you think? We can't hear you now at all? Tyler,
Oh ship, they had.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Nothing, damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
There here we go murder the hey, hey, I might
now be racist. Don't call me Joseph Tyler. What up?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm good? How you guys doing?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh? Man? I am? I am probably the best I've
been in a while. Like, uh so a lot to
talk about. Happy belated Saint Patti's Day. Tyler sent me
a text yesterday for my uh Southie Christmas as fucking
Carlos and I's friend Ali calls it Southie Christmas. Yeah,

(02:25):
so okay, well all right, well I guess I won't
tell you this story.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Of it, all right, I've heard cool stories. Yeah, so
that's what That's what we did. That was the story
is there.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
They hit, they hit, They'll just keep hitting the button.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
No, no, I know, I know, I'm I'm fucking around.
Did you hear Did you hear anything that I heard? Everything?
You're awake today too? Okay? So the Saint Patty's Day weekend? Man,
this they literally are getting better every year. I mean

(03:08):
the whole the whole thing. Like, uh, I had people
that came, okay, let me just start, let me rewind. Okay,
so all of us, so the people on the show
was obviously myself, Carlos, Anthony, Todd, Royce, and Khalia McNeil.
All of us took red Eyes. All of us took
Red Eyes leaving Thursday night, getting into Boston on what

(03:28):
up Sandy? Getting in Sandy, I might be out there
the twenty ninth, FYI. We all got into Boston Friday morning.
So Angel and I we had we had to change planes,
but no problem. Carlos and Todd were on the same plane,
no problem. Kalia's first she was on a plane and

(03:50):
then she was gonna have to get onto another plane.
That one got the it was or she was going
to miss that connecting flight, missed another connecting flight. But
she eventually got into Boston like around eleven. I think,
and uh, what up? Oh, I said Carlos's thing. Uh
So that first day I was, I can't sleep on

(04:11):
a plane. So I'm now you know, it's trial and
error thing, but I will never take a red Eye
to a show and performed that same day because I'm
I was fucking done and uh, I couldn't sleep on
the plane. I didn't get a nap in, but as
soon as we got there, we had we had an
early check in. Great and we chilled and uh, I think, well,

(04:35):
I took maybe like a two hour nap, but then uh,
Kalia was having trouble with It's a long story, but
she she I had the key. I had her key
in our room. She thought it was gonna be at
the front desk and I get they didn't call me.
They she said that they had told them to call me,
but they never called the room. And so she went
and hung out with her friend and got to see

(04:57):
Harvard and stuff. So she at least she got to
do some dope stuff. So anyways, first show Friday Night,
our friend at well it's Carlos's friend now and Kalia's friend.
Our friend Ali who was at my show last year
and invited all myself and all the comics to her
place which runs on the Southie Parade route, and we

(05:20):
did that last year. She came to the Friday show
with Janice and the whole McCarthy family came to that
show and it was Janis's birthday. And remember Janice because
we'll come back to it. What up, Victoria? The show was.
They all did great. I hated my set just because
I was tired, but Janie and the McCarthy family were

(05:41):
happy with it, so that was good. And then after
the show, I'm on fumes by the way, when we
did that show that whole day, so I'm I'm working
off of two hours sleep basically from Thursday till you
know this. And so we went down to the Boston Common.
We were gonna go to Cheers, but they closed early,

(06:02):
which I didn't know, but we Yeah, it's fucking what
time do they close? Like nine or ten? Ten? Yeah,
a fucking bar to close the Yeah, it's so weird.
But so we went to the Boston Common and walked
around and again, I'm tired. I'm also on like a

(06:23):
five hour energy drink a Red Bull, and I've done
an edible and I'm just keep smoking weed. But it's
so funny. We're walking around the Boston Common and there's
like statues and and uh and Carlos will be like, oh,
what's what's that statue of Jay? And I was like, fuck,
I don't know, we can go look at it and

(06:44):
even asked me stuff, and I was like, hold on,
one second, I was in tears.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Okay, go ahead, if you if you go next year,
I will be the tool guy. I will know more
about Boston dead and Jay someone who actually there.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Dude. This is what was so funny, because like he
would ask me, like, you know, whatever, different questions about
the different things in the Boston Common or whatever, and uh,
and I again, I was high, and I was like, fuck,
I don't know, fucking go look at it whatever. But
by the end of the night, I was in fucking
tears because guys, like, the fuck are we even in Boston.

(07:23):
I don't even know what the fuck is going on?
He was like, I was fucking dying. And so, uh, Saturday,
we got up and we went and did the Fenway tour.
Did you do the Fenway tour when we When you
were out there, Tyler, you.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Didn't take me anywhere but the movie theater. I was there.
I saw laughs Boston. I saw the hotel lobby and
then I saw the movie theater down the street.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, and also you also will also things one I
think I was fat then. And you also had a
show at four twenty on one of the days. Yeah,
I had, So.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I had five shows that weekend, and yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Okay, yeah, so maybe fucking give all the details anyways.
So but you didn't take me out. But I will
say probably the most deciding factor in that is how
fat I was then because I'm a big fan of
walking around. Now I'm like, fucking let's go whatever. So yeah,

(08:34):
you had another thing. Yeah you walked all right?

Speaker 5 (08:37):
He just takes aft and you just like, dude, what
are we gonna be able to see it at?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Like Carl Lewis speed walking.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
So funny that You're Special that just got released. You're
so big in it like that you could do the
exact same Special now but with this new body of
yours cities or just ai that whole video to make easy.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I was I was seriously considering changing the name of
it too before what up, Moody, change it to before
and then my next special name it after Special Before. Yeah.
Yeah yeah. So, uh, Saturday, we got up and we
went to Fenway Park and did the Fenway Tour, which
I've now done like eight times. But it's uh, it's

(09:25):
it's just a cool fucking tour and it's cool that
like there's so much history there and everything. So took
a lot of pictures there and and UH did that.
And then after that we went to Capo's Best Italian
in fucking Boston and we all grubbed there, went back
to the hotel, and then we did two shows Saturday night,

(09:45):
which were even more packed than the Friday show and great,
and uh I had I had some people that had
been to the show, Like one guy said that he
comes there, he had been there the last three years,
and he asked me to do a video for his
bus buddy. His buddy's name was Fruity something. His nickname
was Fruity, and he was like, he wanted me to

(10:06):
ship on his buddy. So I did a uh fuck
off Victoria. Yeah, it's gonna be long, I'm telling you
about the whole but I did a video for Fruity.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
And then there was another couple that came to the
show the last two years and they said they were like,
your shows are always great, but it's it's like it's
getting better every fucking year. Every year, the comics keep
getting better and better and better. And they were like,
I remember you had this one dude, Tyler that just
kid I would never shot. But uh. So we did

(10:38):
those shows and then after that we went to Lucky's,
which is this little hole in the wall bar that
is actually across the street from where I used to
work on Congress Street. He didn't ask me about Congress Street, Carlos.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
I mean, that's the spot you actually knew I worked there.
I used to work right there. I was like, did
you though?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah? Oh, by the way, let me back up too.
When we were at Laugh Boston on Saturday, Carlos was
trying to shit on me in front of Joanne, who
is the manager. Uh. She's like the general manager of
Laugh Boston, and I Joanne is my girl. I love
Joanne so much. And she's she's so dry and chill,

(11:21):
and so Carlos is like, yeah, fucking we go out
there there's the statues there, and I'm like, Jay, what's that?
And He's like, fuck, I don't know. And then Joanne
just goes like this, read it, just fucking read it.
I was like, exactly, Joanne, fucking tell him and uh.
And then Joanne's like and Carlos kept trying to point,
and Joan's like, you have to understand, I'm team j

(11:41):
So it doesn't matter. I fucking love Joanne now as
much as I and I first of all. If anybody
that was at the shows is listening, thank you so
much for coming out to the shows and and continuing
to support the shows. But this this new tradition now
that I've added like the whole you know, big Irish

(12:02):
Jane Friends weekend shows or whatever is last year Ali Coleman,
I don't know why I considered a fucking full government name,
but you can follow her on ig Ali Coleman, I
think it's five or something. Anyways, she she last year
invited us over to the McCarthy's to spend Saint Patti's
Day during the parade, which they're like right off right

(12:23):
on the parade route. And we went there again and
it was fucking it's I mean, it's just awesome. Like
Angel came out this year and uh, Khalia had to
leave in the morning, so she didn't get to go
and hang with us at the at the Saint Patty's
Day parade, and Todd was sick, so he was like,
I don't want to get anybody sick, so he just

(12:44):
chilled at the hotel for like four hours. And uh
but it's I mean, it was fucking I mean, it
was great and Carlos and I got fucking got to
be in the parade Saint Patty's Day Parade in Boston.
This comic Sean Sean O'Brien. Uh, Like, Carlos and I
were just on the side watching the parade and then

(13:06):
Sean O'Brien shout out to Sean. He goes big Irish jay.
He's like, hey, I'm Sean, I'm a comic here in Boston.
And he's like, I follow you on Instagram. And then
he's like, you want to get in the parade, and
I was like, fuck, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
We do.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
So we walked like about a block a block and
a half and uh. And Carlos also fucking might have
a new wife in Boston, a lesbian lady. Man or man. Yeah,
that's right. Carlos was getting hit on by that lady.

(13:38):
Was she was saying how she is a lesbian? Right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
if a girlfriend, that was it. Oh I thought that
was her mom. No, Oh, fucking thank god I didn't
fuck that up. Yeah, so this lesbian chick. I have video.
I posted one of them today where fucking Carlos is
smacking her ass and all this shit. But I was

(14:00):
I was like filming different times because I was just
watching it, like, uh and I heard her talking to Carlos,
and all I heard is something something you know they say,
once you go black, you never go back. And I
was just like, oh boy, this going yeah, and then
the gay dudes fucking who are great? Uh I forget
one of the dude's names, but yeah, one of the

(14:21):
guys was one dude. One of the gay guys was
fucking slashed, and uh, I was just fucking all over everybody.
But uh yeah, what was that? What was the lady
saying to you, Carlos.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Well, she was telling me about how how many black
mens she had after she got a divorce, and then
she was surprised that I hadn't met her yet.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Uh right, And.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Then she went on to tell me that obviously it
is because of our ass and then she started doing
a little to working in front of me. It's like,
oh yeah, smack it. I was like, I feel compelled
to because I mean, you were right there in my face.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
I was sitting down she was. And then then the
guy he came over, he said, oh my god, man,
you're so alluring. And I was like, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
The allure.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Have I heard that term used in my life.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
As to me, I was like, okay, I appreciate you,
but again, all the fun.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
They were super dope people. Man, it was it was
just a good time.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'm going for avoiding.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
He just gave me a tag to that dude joke.
I'm trying to find I'm going to show you the
video really quick. I mean, do we really need to
see it? Yeah? I think we do. I think we do.
I think the people want to see it. I mean,
you know, hey, you know what I believe it to
the people people in the chat. Do you guys want
to see it? Or no? Yes? You know sacking Lesbie

(16:00):
this and then Carlos. Actually, I'm just gonna let you
see it. It's the fucking best. All right, here's this.
We're almost there. Here it is, okay, and uh let
me share present. Ummm so scream instacram. Okay. So here's

(16:26):
here's some of the videos. There's no sound yet, but
you're about to hear some sound.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Look at Todd Royce, he's lost so much weight.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Okay, here's Sean this when we got into the Pharise comedy.
Next comedy stop and he just goes He's like, big,
I'm share you want to get in the fucking preak.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
So I was like I was getting the break, take
the shout out my spot. Yeah, thank you youkay Sean.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
What's your Instagram? Sean O'Brien, do you you don't have
to following? It's so good, great, great marketing.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Okay, where is this? Fucking it's coming up. There's Ali.
Here we go coming back.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
That's who you were talking about. Does she know who
you are? You just a guy? Are you just a
stranger in the house?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
There we go. That's so funny. Oh fuck, there's Janice,
Janice holding this. Here's Janie. That's Janie. She's the best.
It was her birthday. I gave her a little twirl.
Gave her a little twirl. All right. Uh but yeah,

(17:59):
I shout out to the McCarthy family and Ali and
Janie Stephen for opening up their homes and letting us come.
I mean it's you can't can't experience a better Saint
Patty's Day. I mean, they like do it up. They
have all this food there, food and drinks. They're green
tea shots were fucking insane. They have a photo booth,

(18:22):
like a photo booth thing there to take pictures of
just it literally is fucking the best experience that you
could have in Boston for Saint Patty's Day. So yeah,
it was. So Sunday was great all the way up
until we left. Oh it was. It was amazing, Sandy.

(18:43):
And what happened was Carlos and Todd were on the
same flight back, a direct flight Jet Blue. Kalia had
left in the morning, got home good, and then Angel
and I we were leaving at seven point thirty going
to Saint Louis and then Saint Louis to Vegas. Our
flight out of Boston was delayed two hours, which meant

(19:05):
we were going to miss our Saint Louis connecting flight,
so they changed u to a Boston to Chicago, Chicago
to Vegas. We get on that one. We were on
stand by it first and we got on it. Then
we get to Chicago again, we were delayed two hours
already coming out of Boston, and then we get to
Chicago and our flight was supposed to leave at I

(19:26):
think ten fifty got changed to twelve forty five in
the morning, So now we're sitting there at the thing,
and then at twelve forty five it said it's boarding
at twelve forty five all of a sudden, the fucking
time just went away, and so we go up. We're like,
what the fuck? He goes, oh, yeah, we're waiting on
a flight attendant, but she doesn't get in until two.

(19:49):
Oh shit. And then five minutes after he told us that,
I get a text alert You've been rescheduled to five
thirty am. And I was like, you mother. So another
day where I went like, I didn't sleep from Sunday
waking up Sunday morning until we got here Monday at

(20:12):
We got back Monday at like seven thirty, and I
probably didn't get to bed till like eleven or maybe noon.
So that was the fucking worst that was all Southwest,
So dude, So I'm dealing with that. But overall, though,
other than the flying, it was it was fucking this
is That was definitely the best weekend of the b

(20:35):
ij and Friends show. And so, Carlos, what was your
views of the whole experience?

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Wow, because that was your I know what I was
looking at when I was you know, walking around and
stuff like that. But you know, outside of that, laugh,
Boston is a dope club. Like I said, the McCarthy's
are our dope family. We had a good time.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Man.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
I enjoyed the every bit of an honestly, so looking
forward to going back and actually spending some time. I
actually want to go either earlier or stay even later,
just so I can actually see other things in the
city that that are historical, because I like stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Like that, So it'd be dope. I'm down. I was.
That's Angel and I were talking about that. I think
Angel now is just kind of decided she's going to
come every year now because she had gone, like, you know,
three or three years ago. But uh, yeah, but that
was that was our Saint Patty's Day weekend. And what
was your favorite of the whole thing, Carlos, uh ship,

(21:35):
actually all of it. I mean it was.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
It wasn't just really one thing I can put my
finger on it. I was like, that was that was
the best. It was just kind of a mixture of
everything in the Fenway Park tour was dope because again,
it's so much history, and I like, I like places
of a rich in history and tradition, tradition. Uh, those
things kind of kind of grabbed my attention. So yeah,
all the way from beginning to end, and we didn't

(21:59):
have any problems with our flights, so it was absolutely wonderful.
So I was there and back home.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, and my my album came out yesterday, so I'll
be pushing it all this week. We're trying to get
it to number one for this week on iTunes. I
think it's only five bucks or five ninety five, So
anything helps. If if anybody can just find especially, I
really appreciate it. It just pass the word.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
But I bought it twice today, what did you Yeah,
I had asked for a refund, no, because I was like,
this is trash.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I want a laptop that was left open at Starbucks, so.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
That I'm fine with do more of that, but the
fucking refund, geez, Carlos.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
No, absolutely not. Yea, no, you know, we got a
support man, so I'm happy before you in. Yeah, let's
get it to number one.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, try and try it. I mean it's you know,
I don't want to get into like all the fucking comics,
like I think the ads work, the you know, I'm
as we all are just trying to figure everything out.
Like I was just, oh, dude, here's a crazy thing.
I there's a comic out of Texas named Kevin Hollingsworth

(23:26):
and I don't know how he came up. I saw
him anyways. I I sent him a friend request and
I mess somebody sent I think somebody sent me. But
I sent him a friend request and all I sent
was a message and I just said brother. And so
we start talking and he is from so Okay on

(23:47):
my pop side, the Hollingsworth side, So my my mom
side's Mulganon. Grandfather came over from Island. On my dad's
side it's Hollingsworth. And there was a guy Valentine Hollingsworth
that came over from Ireland. Uh, which who's my you know,
great great Greg Greg whatever grandfather came over I think
in like the sixteen hundreds. But I asked him. I
was like, are you part of the Valentine Hollingsworth uh

(24:13):
bloodline or family? And he is, So I was like,
we are fucking cousins whatever a thousand times removed or
whatever it is. And crazy enough like talking to him.
He's been doing comedy a while and he came up
in black rooms. Okay, yeah, it's a fucking it's it's
just blood. Uh say what just in y'ell's blood? Huh?

(24:36):
I guess So I don't fucking know. Uh so he no,
he doesn't.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Oh that's my that's right.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
We need make too soon. And Sandy as is that
did I read write that a video for Yeah, the
video or the so I like they say, this is
the album that came out in the special, which is
the video side of it. I guess you'd say, uh,
it's gonna be out later, maybe in a couple of weeks.
Maybe it's like I think the twenty eighth I think

(25:10):
was around Greg. What up? What up? Greg? And thank
you for posting the album. I appreciate you and I
appreciate that. Thank you very much. Follow Greg by the way,
if you're not following, very funny. What do you Greg?
Put your ig up here? You're handling there. I'm the
new black Caaren Nice Karina Okay, sorry Boo fucking boo boo.

(25:42):
And Tyler you were saying you mentioned about AI ads.
What was the thing?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Speaking of ads? I was, so, this has happened twice
in the last week, but this like really fucking chat
my ass, like yesterday because some guy out on my
Instagram account, like not the Dope Show Instagram account, but
my personal Instagram account, and then commented under one of
my AI images, like how lazy I am for using

(26:12):
AI to advertise my shows and how he wouldn't see
my show because I'm too lazy to like hire a
graphic designer and support local artists. And I was like,
oh my god, it's the insanity, and like, I understand

(26:33):
why his Instagram handle is chewing tattoo, So I know
that he's a tattoo artist just from his stupid Instagram name. Uh,
it's private. I can't tell you if he's any good
or not, but I'm not here to shoot on him.
I'm just here to tell you how stupid he is. Yes,
So this idiot. Like, first off, my background, I went

(26:56):
to a university for art. I have a fine Arts degree,
and then I can continued my art education by going
to the School of Visual Concepts. And then my first
gig out of both of those institutions was an art
director for an advertising company that I worked at unpaid
for six fucking months like ah anyways, and then later

(27:19):
on I became a graphic design artist. Like I do
graphic design and I use AI. You're a fucking idiot.
If you don't use AI and you're a graphic design artist,
it's like, oh, you made a poster for your show
in a week, and you use something that takes two
seconds instead of paying somebody the majority of what you
would make for doing the dumb fucking show, Like are

(27:42):
you fucking kidding me? This idiot has no idea how
much it would cost to actually do the AI production
if I was going to recreate this.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Good at Tyler keep going I no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I'm because this is like the type of ignorance that's
going online where it's like, oh, brother, I heard that
Coca Cola. Shout out Coca Cola. I'll still support young
a fuck if you use AI like AI messages and
people are are AI advertising and people are losing their
shit over it because like how dare Coca Cola try

(28:15):
and cut corners and use AI? And it's like I
can get that. I'm like that company doesn't need to
cut corners and it has all the production money and
it could, it could do commercials, it could start a
whole new fucking studio and make movies. They can make
Co Cola movies they wanted to. But so yeah, you

(28:36):
can shoot on these companies. But to go down to
like the lowest, the lowest, like bro, I have a
thousand Instagram followers and you're on my page. Of course
they're gonna see this. And it wasn't even on a
recent when it was a year back. So he went
deep into my fucking Instagram commented on this ship and
then went to I responded by saying, like, you're so

(28:58):
dumb and ignorant, and I just blocked him, and then
he got onto my dope show page, commented on a
bunch of ads, sent me a bunch of dms, and like,
I'm just like, I don't have time to waste every
fucking idiot that comes across that. You have no idea
how much money this saves us and how much little
money we have to go spending on stupid stuff like this,

(29:21):
Like I'm pumping this shit out daily, like daily.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Well, dude, not only that. Okay, let's say you go
all right, you know what, I'll take your advice. I'll
hire a graphic design artist locally and pay for that,
who then will probably use AI.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I know. I'm like, if you hired me today to
make you a poster, I will use AI and anybody
fucking would too unless you told them not to, unless
you specifically said don't use AI. Anybody who is a
graphic designer right now is gonna use AI. And it's
not cheating, Like, it's what artists have been doing four

(30:02):
fucking years, dude. Like, if you take an art class,
the first thing they teach you is to trace. Bro,
they teach you to trace. It's what you do to
become a good artist, as you learn to follow other
people's skill. There's like, it's so ignorant to me, it's
so dumb iat this guy.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
No, no, I dude, trust me. I'm I mean you
know I was gonna be team Tyler anyways. But here's
the thing is, you use the technology that's available. So
why doesn't he say, hey, are you making these fucking
posters with a computer? Why aren't these fucking hand drawn?
And just draw everyone? I mean, it's fucking idiotic. Dude.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
If you hated AI so much, then why are you
on a social media platform that is creating an AI,
that is using AI? Like you only found me because
of AI? Like what the fuck are.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
You talking about?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Like I'm gonna I'm I would be, it would be
I wouldn't even be surprised to use to correct his
like fucking ignorant rant that he posted on my ship.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I was so mad.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I was so mad at this fucking idiot.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
So anyway, one day, Todd, I want you to tell
us how you really feel about.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
This favor because Tyler is so chill and always gotten
it out. Shit.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I was in the middle of just in a chill session.
I was having the time of my life. Dude. My
girlfriend and I bought a new video game and we
were just having a great fucking time playing that video game.
Shout out to e A they're crushing it with couples. Yay,
yeah e I e A A A Yeah, you got it. Anyways,

(31:41):
fucking uh, I was having a great time and it
just ruined my night and I got so mad, Like
I was just like just fuming playing a video game
because I just I got like twelve notifications on my
phone from this one guy just calling me like the
nastiest ship, and I'm like, God, it's so ignorant to
even say, like, how do you not support other artists

(32:02):
when I'm like, bro, I produce a show where I
hire so many fucking comedians. I've paid other comics more
than what this dip shit has made in his entire
fucking life. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. Yeah, just
as I I don't know. I don't know anything about him.
All I know is how he treats, how he acts

(32:23):
online means that he is poor as shit in real life.
So like that fucking idiot and lives in a box
who just got a signal like fucking stealing Wi Fi
from his neighbor to bitch me out and ruin my
goddamn day. I hope his little cardboard house cracks a
leak in it and it just ruins his whole fucking existence.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Can I just say this into now that you know
that you're like full white? This rantom seems like it's
almost getting into like a maga this guys, I'll be poor,
lived in a box. I love it. I do love
it though, Oh you're gone, no no audio Tyler? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
How was therant?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
God damn? And now you you're not going through the mic.
It sounds like you're going through the computer, Tyler. Tyler,
it had into his microphone. I got to get that AI.
There you go, you go, well, dude, It's it's funny though.
Everything you say, though is like people don't realize. Like

(33:37):
I was talking to my my newly found cousin. I guess, uh,
Kevin about this where because like when we were talking,
I was in the middle of putting together like a
thank you thing for the Boston weekend and everything and
uh and but I was just telling him. I was like,
it's just crazy, like in our jobs that we are,
how many hats you have to wear as a comic

(33:59):
in this age you have to be a social media manager,
you have to be a marketer, you have to do
public relations, you have to you know, artists, you have
to be a graphic designer. You know. It's it's fucking insane.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
A lot of people don't even realize too that, like
like a Steven Moody friend is marketing firm is losing
too much to AI or whatever. Like I've worked in
marketing companies. I can tell you that the majority of
the work that they do comes from picking a template
and putting your information in there. It's basically just like

(34:34):
thumbing through artwork that was probably made and this is
it's it's made by Filipinos, dude, is made by Filipinos
that we paid fucking nothing for fucking nothing.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
It's like the most evil institution. I swear art like,
you don't pay for this shit anyways.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
No I did. I was a friend, but I was
using I was using fiver for a lot of shit before.
I just I mean, I don't know if you guys
are the same. I think I think you are Carlos
and I mean, uh, Tyler, And I don't know if
you are Carlos, but I think I'm pretty sure Tyler is.
Where It's like, there's so many things where I at

(35:15):
first like might have asked somebody else to do it
or or paid somebody to do it, and then it
gets to the point where you're like, fuck it, I
just got to figure this out on my own and
then and now I'm doing it so like these ads
I did for this my was my first week. Uh
I actually no, Mic Drop was in uh San Diego,

(35:35):
shout out to Mike Drop. But and I don't know
if it's working. I mean, so far since I've been
doing it, the shows have been pretty packed. But I'm
now doing ads via reels because the Facebook ads for
the longest whereas did absolutely not a nail zip zeril
zilch Nathan nothing fucking They're waste of money. But I
think boosting these reels and having it be an ad

(35:58):
are are working and uh so I'll find out this
weekend again. But like mic Drop was good, Boston was good,
so uh but like it's just fucking insane all the
ship that we we have to do, Like comedy clubs,
it's you know, they're well, how many people are you
going to bring out? You know, I'm like, well, do
you have a marketing team like I. Now, it's just

(36:21):
fucking nuts.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I've been quoted insane numbers to for people that want
to cut out.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
You're out, You're cut out. There you go, I think
you're back.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
I don't know what keeps happening if it's me touching
Mike here, let me see if this is a cause. Anyways, anyways,
I don't even remember what I was talking about.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
But uh, Sandy said we thought store scanners would lose
jobs to back in the day. But I was over
the moon to run an item across a scanner then
keep using that pricing gun. Dude.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Some of my friends during COVID, like they just one
of my friends printed out at barcode and just went
to the self checkout and would just scan that barcode
for every item that he had like just under his
hand and just kept doing it. And he did it
for fucking years until like somebody just came up to

(37:27):
him and he said it was like this broken English
attendant who was like watching the cashiers or the self checkout,
and he just goes, sir, what are you're doing is inappropriate?
And he felt so guilty that he just stopped doing it.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh that actually reminded me. I forgot to mention speaking
of inappropriate. So on our Saturday show, the first show,
I set up the merch you know, which is out
right at the It's it's at the exit of Laugh
Boston outside and it's also by the door to m
J O'Connor's restaurant right there mixed to Laugh Boston. But

(38:08):
I have had my shirts all on this table and
then there's like a tarp over them, but one of
them hangs down. So I come out and I'm like
starting to organize the shirts and one of the employees
of Laugh Boston she goes, hey, just so you know,
some lady snagged one. She just went over there to
the bar. I go wait what, she goes, Yeah, she

(38:29):
came by and snagged your one. That was kind of
hanging and I go, can you can we go find her?
She goes yeah, So we go fucking looking for and
she goes it's her right there. She had like on
a striped sweater. I go, are you Are you sure?
She goes one hundred percent. So I go up to
her and I go, I go, hey, I think you
grabbed one of my shirts. And she's like, she's fucking hammered.
She goes what. I go, yeah, I think you took

(38:52):
one of my shirts. They weren't they're they're not free.
And she goes, oh, so what am I doing? What
do you I was like, well, you know they're twenty
five bucks, so I don't you know, I don't know
if you want to pay me or you can just
give me the shirt back. And then she goes, oh,
he's got it. So she points at this tall dude.
I don't know how old he is, an older guy
but over here. So I go up to him and

(39:14):
I go, hey, how you doing? He's this guy's hammered.
I shake his hand and I go, hey, how you
do know what I'm jay? And he's like, hey, what's up?
And I go, hey, I don't know. She said that
you are you have a shirt. She took one of
my shirts and didn't pay for it, and she said you.
I don't know if this guy knew her or if
she just tried to palm me off, but this guy
said looks at me, and he went from like he

(39:34):
was all friendly because I was. I came up to him,
was like, hey, I'm Jay, and then he goes, what
am I a fucking banker? I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about? And I was like, okay, So
I fucking go back over to her and I start
the whole thing over again, and then she goes, so
what do I pay you for? I go, yeah, it's
twenty five bucks. Cash your card and she goes, uh,

(39:56):
oh okay. So she hands me her card and and
I somebody was saying I should have fucking put a
zero on the end of that. Twenty five just swiped it,
but uh yeah, twenty five bucks swiped it. And she's like,
what is this for. I was like, oh, it's for
the shirt you stole, and then I just turned and
walked away. And I fucking gave that the lady from

(40:17):
Laft Boston. And you give yourself a.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Tip, you should have given yourself a tip for the
inconvenience fee. I know, you gotta think of those things.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Actually, I had another person in the audience line see
somebody steal a shirt and call them out and pull
it out of their purse and then paid for it
for them. It was insane, but they fucking embarrassed that
girl because I didn't see it. She just like snagged
a shirt off my desk, put it in the fucking
her purse, and the lady behind her pulled it out

(40:49):
of her purse and goes, hey, I think she hadn't
paid for this one either, so I'll pay for hers,
and I'll buy all these guys ones. And it was
like it was insane because it was the real shitty
thing about it was that the person that pulled it
out of her purse was her boss. Uh, she worked
for her, and that company had sponsored the event. I
was like, I'm sure that lady got fired at her,

(41:13):
Like she had to have been fired the next day.
I would have How could you not fired employee if
you take him out to an employee sponsored event and
then they fucking steal from the company.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, that dude, though, I was like fucking laughing though,
because he just look went from like happy drunk guys
and then he just looks me, what am I a
fucking banker? I don't know what the you're talking about?
All right?

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Thought he won something to uh, oh look at this
fucking guy. We're about to give you a soda or something.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Fucking banker. That's so fucking great. Oh man. And I
was curious Carlos, because did it did Boston, Like, did
you have any expectations before going out there, and did
it like meet those or did it surpass it or
or just like anything surprise you. I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
I didn't know really what to expect again, because when
I think of Boston and any of those these colt cities,
I'm like, I expect people to be a little bit
more aggressive because that's what that's what I see on television,
and you know, so I was like, I didn't know
really what to expect. But when we got in the
think time and I had this conversation when we were
in the airport, I was like, this airport is shitty,

(42:30):
like Logan, I think I thought it was gonna be bigger,
and then we got around I was like, oh no,
this shit is massive, Like this airport is massive. It's
just all over the place. And then we got to
the hotel. I was like, this is this is all?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
This is it?

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Like, this is all Boston. And then you you start
driving around, You're like, oh no, it's spread out. Everything
is spread out. So I think that was again one
of the most impressive things, was like, hey know, it's
a big, major city, like but.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
And then all the all the like sights and everything,
and I was telling you about yeah, uh can I
get I'm gonna give one example this is this is
like one of the things. We're walking, We're just fucking
walking back to the hotel, and we pass the building
that literally this building has nothing on it other than

(43:18):
the address numbers of I think it was four two
one zero and Carlo is not, what was it? Three
one zero? Okay, four to three one zero And Carlos goes, hey, Jay,
is this a studio?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I go on fire, like a TV studio.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
He goes, yeah, this is like a studio. I don't
fucking how would I know if this is a fucking studio.
Now he looks it up and he's like, oh, it's
an apartment complex.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
I'm like, okay, this is just down from where he
said he works.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
I'm thinking, okay, we'll shoot this okay, And I was like,
what the fuck? Four two four three one zero? Uh? Literally,
it was a brick building that just said four three
one zero on the outside. Nothing about a studio, nothing
about TV station, nothing. And then I'm like, because I

(44:08):
don't know that again, like player, you don't.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Fucking know this is a studio.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I'm like, oh man, what the fuck? I don't know
every fucking billy, I don't I plus I told you
through the whole thing, I am dumb. I don't know shit.
Oh fuck, dude, did you say?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah? That's where they filled cheers?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
And then just like give me something, give me something.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
I love the tour guy, bro, because if you ask
me anything, the answer is, hell, yes it is, and
mine is I don't.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Know, fucking google it. That's what Carlos was doing. Then
Carlos would tell us. I was like, oh thanks Carlos.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
So yeah, like I say, so next year, Tyler, I'm
gonna go and I'm going to be the tour guy.
I'm want to be the tour guy. So we got
to go at least a day early so we can
get some sitting in. I mean overall, I was impressed
with Boston. I mean I thought it was it was
a dope city, uh somewhere eventually, so.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Honest review, give me the lee of your your food review.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Uh, we only really well. Capoles was good. Capoles and
mcconnors were good. But those only two places. We really
hate that.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Uh So that's another thing.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
I want to go back because I keep hearing about
the seafood but we didn't get a chance to do that.
So I definitely want to go back and have the
chowder and all that other kind of stuff the seafood wise.
So yeah, and I'm and I don't eat seafood. So
if you asked me about that, I was like, I was.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
That dude. When we were walking back that night, I
was I don't think I've laughed that hard. I was
in fucking tears with Carlo's just going what's this day?
I don't know. I was just fucking dying. Oh fuck.
It was so funny, good times, good time. But yeah,
it was man, It's just I love you know. I

(46:05):
was talking to Adam Norwest, who you know. Adam's doing
stand up now again.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah, he did the Dope Show pretty recently.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, he told me he did a feature set. So
Adam Buddy Bars in Seattle and he owns and operates
multiple clubs. But like Tyler, and I know him from
back before any of that, when he was just stand
up comic and uh, and you know he hasn't done
it for I mean, he would do like spots every

(46:34):
once in a while, but now I guess he's like
really starting to do it and some of his clip
like one of his most recent sets. But I was
talking to Adam and he said to me, he goes,
can I ask you a question? I was like, yeah,
He's like, as much as you love Boston, why don't
you why don't you live there? Why don't you move
back there? And I was telling him it's funny enough
because Angel and I were talking on our way back

(46:57):
on the fucking twelve hour travel day that about like
possibly moving there. But I said to Adam, like the
same thing, me and Angel, we're talking about one. The
work here in Vegas for a comic is I don't know.
I mean New York probably would compete, but I don't
know any other city that has as much work as

(47:19):
Vegas does that pays well. I mean, like you can
get a bunch of spots in LA but it's like
fifteen bucks, you know, yeah, yeah, seriously, And so that's
the first. The first thing right there is just the
work that's here in Vegas. I also love Vegas. I
never like for the longest, I always said Boston was

(47:41):
my favorite city. Seattle was probably the second, my second
favorite place I ever lived, But Vegas, I think now
is my second favorite place I ever lived. And the
third thing is just the the pricing of housing there,
Like it would be expensive living in Boston, but like
I could do, you know, I could do on the outskirts,

(48:02):
you know, maybe twenty minutes twenty minutes outside. But I
mean you'll see how if you look at real estate
and houses or houses in Boston, you'll see something that's
like from nineteen twenty. It'll be like a five bedroom,
one bathroom, and you're and then it'll be like one
point six million. You know, you're just like, what the fuck? Man,

(48:23):
you can throw in another bathroom. So those are all
like the things but Angel and I talked about we
also talked about when we were in Ireland, about what
if we'd like retired here. But then Ray are my
buddy Ray in Ireland. He goes, Yeah, if you have pets,
they have to go in quarantine for six months. You
can't have them for six months. So I was like,

(48:43):
well that's out. Wait for what if you have a
like if you moved to Ireland and you wanted to
take Blueberry, Blueberry would have to be in quarantine. You
could go visit him, but he would stay in this
thing for six months.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yeah, I couldn't do it. I could leave my little babies.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Is there one of those five million dollar instance citizen
pass for my Dougie?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, don't have that either. So I was telling Adam that,
and Adam's like, well, you could just put him down. Wow, dude,
I mean he's a huge animal.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
My dog vet bills. I've gotten to the point where
it's like, all right, what like, we gotta start making
some decisions here, bro.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Wait, wait say that again? Would you say it first? Tyler?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
My vet bills have been insane. I've spent probably about
five thousand dollars on Blueberry in the last four months,
and so right now he's got chronic ear infections that
I'm washing out every twelve hours. So I have like
this whole setup dude, where I fucking wash my dog's

(49:59):
years out? I can get it. I didn't have it.
I didn't get it, So no.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
I don't I have it. I have it. For Wrinkles,
I got a I'm debating. Actually, I got to call them.
But Wrinkles has like a little ball of fat or
something on one of his back legs, and I took
him in and they're like, yeah, it's like fifteen hundred
to remove it, or you could you could like see
if it's cancerous or whatever, that's like four hundred or something.

(50:29):
I mean, a lot of it will get reimbursed. But
you know, so I gotta figure out what I'm gonna
do on that.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah, dude. So for Blue, they want to do a techa,
which is a total ear canal removal where they take
out all of his inner ear and then they sew
a flap of skin over it so he doesn't have
an ear hole anymore. They want to do it on
both sides, and they quoted me six to twelve thousand.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Oh no, okay, yeah all that. But will he not
be able to hear?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
No, he'll be deaf. Yeah, he like he might be
able to hear a little bit, but it would be
like it'd be like listening to him through the room,
like through a wall. So luckily, I've been teaching him
sign language, you know, like every command has sign language
attached to.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
It except for good boy.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
So I've just been working on that.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Right now, Carlos, you still want to get a dog? Carlos,
I think I'm good. I'm first.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Fuck it's been tough, man. So I've been like, I
don't want to do a gofund me because you know,
I'm a comedian. I might need to do a GoFundMe
for me. Like I'm saying it, I'm not going to
use it for my dog if I have ever used
one before, h and if I ever do it will

(52:03):
definitely Like if I ever post a go from me,
it's because like I am about to die, you know, dude.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
It's all yeah. I mean we've we've all seen gofundmes
from comics that I'm like, come on, dude, I mean
it's I mean I've seen ones. When I was in Seattle,
somebody is like, hey, I'm moving to l A, you know,
can you support my dreams? And I'm like, we all
got fucking dreams that you know, like if you if

(52:31):
you can't do it, then maybe you should wait until
you have the money saved up.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
My rent gofund me, like, well, help me play mine too,
Like what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
It's free? I will never understand that, dude.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Let me tell you, I love that my dog still
loves me, even though twice a day I've been like,
I have this little syringe and I have to lift
up his ear and shoot it right into his like
in the hole, and I gotta do it twice a
day and both ears, and like he still loves me, bro, Like,

(53:08):
just could you imagine not knowing what I'm doing, I
just came up and I spat in your ear, both
of your ears, twice a day for months.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Yeah. Yeah, I had to do something with wrinkles eer once,
like where it was just dropping liquid in and he
fucking was not feeling that. So I told the doc,
sh yeah, it's fucking the worst. So funny.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Tory was blowing in my dog's face one time, like
because she's just likes to funk with him every now
and then, Like she was blowing in his face because
why doesn't he like it when I blow at his face?
Like would you like it if I came up and
blew in your face. It's just annoying.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I mean, I'm sure you like it when she comes
up and blows blows.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
In my I mean I like it when she comes
up and blows me that.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
There our plugs. I know you got. Yeah, Carlos got
a show, so we'll do it. We'll end it because
Carlos host standard. So what do you want to plug? Carlos,
what do you want to plug?

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Show you go shure? Don't you got a jill? I
don't you know?

Speaker 5 (54:15):
So yeah, I got shows, part time famous dot com
really comedy club.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Maybe I might be calling to with with Jay soon.
I got shit going on. I got going on a
part time famous dot com tyler. What do you got
this weekend?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I'm at Tacoma Comedy Club. Come see me. And of
course four twenty is next month. I got five shows
Hayles uh or not sa Halas sorry eat them claw
Challet Theater, North Bend, North Bend Theater, Everett, Everett Theater.
Come see any of those shows if you're in any
of those cities.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I love you, yes, and I will this weekend. Uh
two shows one night in Boise, Idaho. At the Lounge
at the End of the Universe. Next weekend, it looks
like the twenty ninth Saturday One Show. One night only.
I'll be in Arizona at Mike drop Mania, and then

(55:10):
after that I'll be in Santa Bell, Florida, West Jordan, Utah, Philadelphia,
pa Avenel, New Jersey, Saint Paul, Minnesota. Go to Big
irisj dot com for tickets and until next week again,
if you can, please go buy the album Green Monster
on iTunes and Amazon Prime. If you have iTunes and
you have a choice between the two. If you can
get on iTunes, that's best for me. But if you

(55:33):
don't have iTunes, Amazon Prime, anything, I appreciate it. I
hate fucking asking people like That's why I could never
do a go Somebody did a GoFundMe for me once.
I was like in a car accident and they were like, oh,
J was an accident. I told him. I was like, dude,
take that down. I was like, I appreciate it, but yeah,
but it's always I always feel weird asking. But thank
you everybody. Green Monster, Amazon Prime and iTunes or Amazon Music,

(55:57):
I should say, and iTunes, get it on it iTunes
you can and until next week. Thank you everybody, Happy
belated Saint Patti's Day. I love you all until next week.
My if you, if a person fucking listens to this
till the end, yeah, you deserve a prize. Your prize
is to go to iTunes and rate a review. This

(56:19):
podcast given five stars. You motherfuckers.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
Fucking say something nice, you Fox, right now, you motherfuckers
this fucking piece of shit. For five years, I'm averaging
about two fucking reviews a year.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Go fucking write some motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Oh fuck, that is the realest time I've ever heard you.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
God, yeah deal, What the fuck