HollingsWorthless Program Ep. 286

It's a family affair. Jay brings on his distant cousin he found out about 2 weeks ago.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?
I shot on myself in the womb.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Fuck this.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because it's Hallings worth but it's worth less. I don't
want to hear about whatever you have to say the
worthless of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil
Fox Scorpion. It's a move man, you fucking dummy.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hous of race and black people? Shoot me now?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Be what's up?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Everybody? Welcome to the hallings Worthless Program, where I'm one
of your hosts, Big R Shay Hans. Within as usual,
we have today the Hulagoons, the Goon Squad, the Fab four,
the Fantastic four four Men no Baby shout out to
Baby Miles, your daily dose of or play quads, four
of a kind, threes company with mister Furley, where the
kisses are his and his and his usual suspects, starting

(01:08):
with you've seen him on Amazon Prime. He's part time famous,
full time funny. Carlos Anthony in.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
The building looking forward to it.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, and I'm gonna come to Kevin last. Next, we
have uh he took the d out of d E.
I he's d E. White. We call him the one
box checker. He's now very cancelable. I'm not racist, Tyler,
don't call me Joseph Smith.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Good to be here, Good to be back, and.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Our very special guest today. He's a comedian from Texas.
He's a veteran. He's also one of the people this
podcast is named after. My cousin that I found out
about a few weeks ago. Kevin Halleins or fucking Carl
was like, what, You're out of your mind?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
There's more.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, so this is crazy. So uh, Kevin's like I
don't know how what I was doing or what, but
somehow Kevin's profile came across my feet or something. I
see Kevin Hollings with and I was like, what the
fuck comedian? And then I look at the thing and
I think I d MD you And all I said
was brother, question mark.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, I had a friend of mine that you did
a show in Plano and he reached.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Out and his Rocky Deer was like, dude, I'm on
the show with your twin. And I'm like, who the
fuck is this?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
And he just gave me a pro and I was like, yeah,
we can be twins for damn sure. And I was
in Dallas that night at at uh I think it
was high Ends that I was there, and I was like, da,
I couldn't get over there.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I was trying to make it over in time.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I was like, I gotta maga, but I couldn't get
out there in town.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah and uh and like we're talking with Kevin and
this this is what's nuts too, is Kevin You came
up in like black rooms, right.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, yeah, the black scene.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's fucking crazy and hilarious. And then we started talking
and I was like, if you're part of uh well,
a lot of the haulings Worth's all come from, like
this Valentine Hollingsworth that came over from Ireland and like
the sixteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
And I was like, are you part of the Valentine?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
He's like yep. And I was like, fuck, we we're cousins.
Somehow cousins removed so fucking crazy and here we are.
Yeah yeah, and in you uh you started in Texas?
I did.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I started in Houston my first time.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
I did.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Uh, first time everyone on stage is a ninety eight in.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Houston, fucking crazy. Yeah, it's just and then and then
Kevin told me today that there's a James Hollingsworth, which
was my dad's name, in uh In.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Do you say Florida?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
He's in Florida.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
I've reached out to him before because I was doing
some I was booking some shows in the Florida area
and I was like, Hey, where the hell are you
based at because I see you have my last name.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
And then I reached out to him again.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
I was like, so we're gonna do those fucking Hollands
for a takeover or something. Get Carol of the club.
Like it's all Holland. It's gonna be the easiest, It's
gonna be the easiest promo ever. Just just looked one
last name and that's it.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's so fucking nuts. And I was telling him like,
this is kind of just like, you know, our show's
pretty free flow. You know what we didn't talk about
last week, Carlos about the Boston trip, I don't think
is Todd's picture of his cat.

Speaker 7 (04:39):
Oh so you do you want to set it up?
I mean, there is no setup. He showed us a
picture of a goddamn cat. It is refrigerator and his
fucking refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Fridge.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Wait what did you say, Tyler.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
The picture was in the fridge or the picture was
of the cat in the fridge in the fridge.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
In the fridge, he said, he likes it in there.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
But here's the problem.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I had a warmer, but y'all can do the fridge.
That's just.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Here's the things.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Again, my blackness started to really kicking in because I
was like, well, somebody's got to open up the goddamn
door for him to get in, Like, unless he's opening
up the door and just.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Chilling in the refrigerator.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
Now you got a whole situation on your hand that
could potentially give you a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
That could make a lot of money, And.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
My my whiteness crept up when I was like, Bro,
you are white. Fucking black people are like fucking eating
white people's ship. They got fucking cats on the kitchen
counter in the fucking fridge.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I told him, I go, you're giving us all a
bad fucking name. What are you doing? Todd?

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Pretty much then, my first off, when I heard cat
in the freezer, I was like, Hey, maybe this is probably.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Nation, but we just want to stay jokes.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
And he's wearing overalls.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Fuck dude, and and he was like he didn't see
anything wrong with it. He's like, look how cute he is.
And I'm like, funk all that. I can't get past
him being in your fridge. Look how disgusting that is.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Because the cat eat would be all over where your
food and stuff go, and the cat touches on poop.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
That's what's going on, gotcha, that's one of them. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
I didn't get there. I didn't get to that germ apart.
Like to me, I'm just like, oh, there's a cat
in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
What what if you would you would you put blueberry
in the fridge like for a picture?

Speaker 6 (06:55):
No, but all everything in my fridge is like individually wrapped.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
To you know.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah. I was like and Victoria, yes, Victoria said, wait
a living cap was in the free Yes, yes, And
Todd was like, look how cute he is.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
And I'm like, funk all of that.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
What the fuck you're talking about? No, no, no, oh dude, It.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Just just light real quick because I'm dimming.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Out, okay, yeah, yeah, uh the kill Box comedy room,
look at that, fucking yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I ran yeah, I ran a comedy room for a
little while.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
And they just had a window and it was awkward
and this, and I measured it and just had a
sign made just to PLoP right over that window when
I went in there, because there's like a bloodline on
the outside.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I said it would like hit you round the back.
And I'm like, I'm just gonna And it was the.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Killbox Comedy Shows what I had, and I was like,
I'm just gonna make a sign, and.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I just shoved it up there.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
But now my background every time I do like interviews
or anything, I just fell it back just to get
something that's my and that's my beer.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I make my own beer. So that's the I have
a brewery here at the house. What's it called Beard, Yeah,
Arded Ginger Brewn Company.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh dude, all right. I was telling him we got
to get him out here, Carlos to Vegas. He said that, uh,
he's got an invite to do brads and uh, I
was telling them, you should get him at La Comedy Club.
Usually they they'll have you like feature first, you know,

(08:22):
and then but you could crash here and like they
don't have to pay for the room. We'll talk about
it afterwards.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
We'll get that.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Also, Yeah, I've done Kimmel's and wise guys there, I
just haven't done. Uh, I got no Christian key roll
and she did brads. He's like, you need to come
over her a new brass women, But I was I
was doing something else.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I couldn't make it to that show.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
But then they had reached out to me about everything,
and hey, we want to bring you over here anyways,
and I was like, yeah, I'll mess around with you.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I was like a little classy joint. It seemed like it.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, I like.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Classic classic classic comedy clubs are fun, like dangerfields and stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Those are fun.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah. Victoria said, are you talking about a picture? Yeah,
we're talking about a picture of a living cat in
the fridge, and then said cats on the counter as
the red flag. Yeah, exactly, So your friend has a
picture of his living cat in the fridge. Yes, I
mean still this sounds for yes, it's it's exactly that. Uh,

(09:15):
Guyanese got what up? It is not my brother, but
it is my cousin that I didn't know I had.
That is a comic out of Texas Kevin. So, but yeah,
is that your your Instagram handle? Kevin? Kevin Hollingsworth's comedy
all right, Yeah, I go follow him on I g H.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah I put that. I like, I'll go ahead and
just put it on there now we don't have to hide.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
It no more.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, crazy when you get out there. Man. Yeah, have
you have you ever been over to Ireland?

Speaker 5 (09:44):
I have, well, a long time ago, but it wasn't
I haven't known what comedy wise.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
This was just years ago, just from like normal VACA stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Got you got you? Yeah, I just want to go
over there.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
And I don't know about going through doing comedy now.
I would probably go over there at some point.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, and you on your your comedy like I I
actually I haven't even seen any of your stand up,
but I like but no, no, I don't mean that
like as a you know whatever. But I think I
saw you, like on a podcast or so something of
you in the podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah, uh like.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Because you were I remember you were saying, yeah it
was a podcast. You were saying you like to piss
off rednecks.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, that's my hat that I actually have on the
hat I have on as my it's actually says make
the douly gay.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I like, I like trolling rednecks.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
So I had a whole bit about how like lesbian
is just for some whatever reason, decided to take the
super's away from people.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
And I was like, but and I love trolling rednecks.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
And as much as they talked about the rainbow getting
taken away and bud like hands, I'm like, I just
want gave.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Me to take the dolly away from them. And it's
a whole bit about it. Just I just want to.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
See gay preparades with a lineup of douleas with neons
all under and guys just shaking their ass in the
bag because I just want to.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I just love watching stive hearing rednext Loser ship. It's
so fun.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
That's uh, it's interesting because like I'm sure that well,
I see, I don't know, like the different parts of Texas.
Like as far as I understand, Austin is kind of progressive.
Is that right or no?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
It is?

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Well, look everywhere everywhere in Texas has its progressive sides,
has its more leaning sides. It's there's a lot of
there's a big you know, stereotypical like areas.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, you can find me. The biggest hillbilly.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Is Bumpkin ever, and I'll show you his black counterpart
and his gay counterpart. And we're all the same when
we get when we get up here in the sticks,
we all we all strong the same fiddle, you know
what I mean. So a lot of people from the
North do unders dand is down here think we're all
the racests South. I'm like, bro, you don't even know.
You come over to my house. You come to my
house in the weekend party. There is everybody represented is

(11:48):
in that place.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I got some studs in there.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
I got a lot of stud friends. You know, Carlo's
gonna know what studs though.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I got lots of stud friends.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
I know where the study is.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, the worst winging person ever to have as a stud.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
You won't that's my jams, boyd here.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
I remember when I was living in Seattle. I was
I did a show in Tacoma and then afterwards I
think I had a I not think I did have
a girl that was with me like on a She
watched the show and then we were gonna go drinking after.
But we went to a gay bar and there was
a stud that like was talking with us, but the
stud was like hitting on her, and I'm like, I.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Know what you're fucking doing.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I know I do that.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I know what you're doing and we'll take her yeah
her quick.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
That was so fucking funny. Excuse me, uh and uh.
I wanted to Tyler, do you your last dope show?
Where was your last dope show? Tyler does a dope
show where comics get high. Well, they do it set,
then they get high and then they go up again.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
The last one was Tacoma on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
And have you you've I know, you've done them in Canada?
Have that?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Has anything been affected with all.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
The ship going on with Trump for Canada?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah? The reason I ask is because like I was
submitting to veils today and I was like, I heard
like Canada is like there, which I get, but they're
all gun ho on like we're not doing anything with
Americans right now. And I'm like, as I send these
a veil, are they gonna be like, well, we'll get
back to you.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
I don't really. I don't know about that.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
The only thing that I like would worry about going
up there now is just how weak their dollar is,
bro because it keeds dropping.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Like my stocks.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Yeah right, But I don't know what's going on with Canada,
but their dollars fucking hello week. So I was like, man,
maybe I pushed this show back another year, but it's.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Looking like it's gonna keep on dropping.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
What does that? What does that mean? Educate me on
what does that mean in terms of comedy and and
what you pay.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
I mean, I'm selling tickets for basically the same price.
I'm elevating my price by like thirty percent because their
dollar is sixty cents on our dollar. I think right
now it's like almost I think it's fifty.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Six or I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Let's see, we'll google it eight to USD.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
By the way, as you're looking that up, I'd love
it if after we get off this, Kevin's like, yeah,
Tyler's got kind of a unique look to him.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Doesn't know it's a filter that you have. Is he
a swashbuckler?

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Well, he's talking about Seattle. I'm like, this is far
for the course of the right. This is every third person.
Seattle is some sort of anime character somewhere.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
I could take my filter off.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
I mean, let me just see, Oh yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
That's even better. That's even better now.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
I was like Evan's cousin from the North.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Playing white face.

Speaker 7 (15:02):
That's what you're doing is this will definitely get your counseled.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, I should be offended, but I'm kind of not.
I'm feeling it right now.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
It is crazy though, look at put that filter back on.
Just like going back and forth between you and Kevin
is crazy, like like, are you guys cousins right.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Going on here?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Fuck? What's the what's the amount? Tyler?

Speaker 6 (15:32):
It's seventy cents on the dollar right now?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
So but you haven't noticed anything with booking that them
saying like we're gonna hold off on.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Nah, dude, Canadians thinking, I mean, they're so nice thinking
to do that. I still buy your tickets and mostly
I don't think. The way my website is set up
in Canada is like you wouldn't even know it was
an American company coming up there. And I try to
hire comedians that are Canadian whenever I go to Canada,

(16:03):
just because I like to pay my respects, get some locals,
and plus you want somebody on the show that speaks
the language.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Casey gets a little dicey.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
You never know, you know, yeah, but French.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, Now, Kevin, I was gonna ask you, Kevin, what's
the uh, what is the craziest thing has happened to you? Doing?
Stand up and all the time you did stand up
and you started in ninety eight, and did you have
you done it straight since ninety eight or did you take.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Up taking some breaks off? I had all like a
whole family I raised and all that kind of good stuff.
So you take some little breaks here and there. Oh God,
I think I've got so many There's so many directions
I could take here. So I've got to give me
a que on direction you're talking about like in single
life after a show, because.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, no, no, I mean like on stage, like you know,
whether it's somebody had to rush the stage, try to
fight you or tried to you over.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Okay, So I did. I got to go to this
was pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Last year.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
I got to go to Tokyo and do some shows
in Tokyo. Last year, I actually did an all Japanese show.
They were like, we're gonna do a show. It's all Japanese.
A fine, I speak no Japanese whatsoever, and so I
just got on that. I don't know what to say,
but y'all just give me stuff to say.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
You're frozen, by the way, just so you know you
Sh'S frozen.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Y'all are all frozen on me. Too, and I it's
frozen on the weird part. I'm looking.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, I'm like, you don't speak Japanese and you don't
your mouth doesn't move when you're speak, which is part
from all right, sorry you were saying though.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
No, But yeah, I got on there and I was
just telling them, like, just give me stuff to say.
And so these Japanese people were just giving me things
to say, and I was just, I don't know what.
I pretty much probably rescinded my citizenship. There's no telling
what I did. But that is the whole time. But
I had That's probably one of the funnest little shows
that I did because the whole time it was just
me blurting out stuff in Japanese and I and I

(18:04):
am such an East Texas Twain and cannot pronounce it.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Shit.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I had to balld is time just doing that.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Honestly, I think I had more fun just with the
crowd interaction doing that than I have.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
But yeah, I've had girls.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
I've had a lady I hosted a show and she
was like, she kept she had she I'm not gonna hey,
she's a black girl, because you're gonna know this, Carlos.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
She don't have an inside voice. She only got an
outside voice.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
So and she kept yelling that she wanted to motherfucking
die coke, and I kept bringing everybody up, and she
was so mad that the.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Place did not have motherfucking die coke.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
And so in between one guys said there was a
little stool rider, like a little of Odego. I ran
over her and got a die coke, and I brought
it on stage with me between every other one and
would take a drink in front of her, put it
down the school like this, She's delicious, and it's like,
my dude, she's the whole time.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
And then they finally kicked her out after the second guy.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
That nice.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
I would give it her the diet coke because I'm
a bit.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Out of pulling it out right there on the stage.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah yeah, not even drink it, just because you want this?
How's it feel to want?

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
And uh uh? I was gonna, oh now you I
was reading on your thing, Kevin. You're a veteran.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I'm not better, just a veteran comic.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Oh, I thought you were a fucking veteran on.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
The definitely don't don't don't be, don't go.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Kevin Holds were stolen boller.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah, okay, I was, I was.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I was all excited. I'll be like, oh ship, which
what you know? Thank you for your service.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
I'm telling dick jokes.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I'm just telling jokes right now. Nothing else.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I got you.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I got you.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah. Yeah, it's uh, it's still frozen on you. But
I mean you can hear you, so that's good. It's
you're like, are we frozen on yours too?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, everybody's frozen.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
And you've got Carlos just looked like I would wish
he would start talking.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
And Tyler's over.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Tyler's doing his hair.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Yeah, downer, just looking like Tyler over there right now.
He's got the blue glasses on.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Okay, all right? And uh, what was I gonna say?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Oh this? Uh so this weekend, Uh, Carlos and I
are doing one night or in Chandler, Arizona at Mike
Drop Mania. Uh, we're fucking doing a turnaround. We're gonna
drive out there. It's like four and a half, do
the show and come right back. And I wanted to
know all of you guys your longest you're the longest

(20:56):
you've driven for a gig.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Man, I think you were actually in the car with me.
Oh wait, no, no, you weren't. No, I thought I
just thought of another time. But like one of the
times I would say, when we did that fucking free
City tour, free dope shows three days.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
That was when I'm driving.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
Yeah, but longest trip I've ever did was from San
Francisco to Seattle one day.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
You got me beat?

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Okay, uh sixteen hours. I was with Hans Kim and
he was asleep the entire time, and I had a
big bag of cocaine to myself.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Like this, just like.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
It was so funny because I had just bought this
car that we were driving, and I had like a
TV in the dash, and I'd buy all of the
uh god, what's the Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan Rush
Hour and three to watch with him? And I was
doing my Chris Tucker the whole time.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Wait, let's hear that. Let's hear Chris Tucker.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Go hold on, hold on, hold on, Tyler, hold.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
On, go ahead, let's hear this Chris Tucker. Motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Let me get my Chris Tucker filter.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Oh my god, canceled. We had a good run. Wise,
we had.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
A good I've never done an impression. Can I not
do an impression? Chris Tucker?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I feel like you can, but well, I mean it
depends on the impression. I think.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
I'm nervous now. I'm just nervous that it's going to
be bad.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
You're already that far right now for.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
You know, you know what story, it's just not worth
it anymore.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Here, now, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
You can't have stage right.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
On the podcast they try to figure out there it is.
There's the button.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
You went black screen?

Speaker 6 (23:22):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Wow, I'm just gonna go black screen for this impression.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Way to go there.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm gonna try to reset my screen if it don't
pump me back.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
You can also, Kevin was gonna say you can log
out and back in and that might do it too. Whichever, Yeah,
I knew that. Uh, Tyler, what are you doing? No,
he's fucking there. He's trying not to get canceled.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
About to leave.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Bro there you go, uh still frozen, Kevin.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
All right, I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try to
log out a log back in.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Then all right?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
All right?

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Uh yes, but yeah, since town didn't puss it out
on the Chris Rock Chris Tucker impression, h the longest,
about the one sitting to and front of just in.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
General one, you know, like like his was he drove
sixteen hours for a gig.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I know what mine is? Mine was eight hours.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Uh it was eight hours there or eight hours back,
but I'm just counting. The eight hours was like the
longest I drove to a gig. And so I'm wondering,
what's yours.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
I've never done any of that I've done.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
You're like, fuck all that driving because nine times out
of ten the money was shitty anyway, So you're like,
I'm not driving eight hours for four hundred dollars and
then back.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I didn't burn my money up. But I did.

Speaker 7 (24:53):
And when I lived in Houston, I did get in
my car and I was like, man, I'm just gonna
ride out.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
I'm finna ride out. I rolled from Houston all the
way to LA.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
And I just found stage just to hit in every
city along the way, and then came back and I
called it the ride out to her.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Wait wait, wait, hold on, I've never heard this story. Okay,
so I have a question. When you say you just
rode out, did you did you have like gigs set
up before you left? So you just picked them up
as you went.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah, I had.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
I only had one gig that was actually booked, and
that was I came all.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I was living in Houston.

Speaker 7 (25:32):
I left Houston, came all the way here, and then
I flew from here to Denver to do the emprov.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Flew back and then drove to La.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Did shows in La, and then drove back to and
I did that probably in one week's.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Time, totally shit.

Speaker 7 (25:47):
Maybe maybe two weeks, maybe two weeks this right around.
It was right in between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I think
I was back home by like right before Christmas.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm just tripping off the being like fuck it, I'll
just try and pick some ship up on the way. Yep.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
That in Passo. I don't think I did anything in
Santatoia because I went on the way. Uh L Passo album.
Did you do the comic strip?

Speaker 7 (26:16):
No, it was some little holding them all joint Phoenix
and did some holding them all joints.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Came to Vegas, uh did l a comedy Cluve d
n Mike Pas joint.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
I did that one, and then I flew for that
night to Denver improv, came back and then did some
some joints in La came back.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
That's fucking insane.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Twenty fifteen.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
My my fucking craziest or like longest drive or gig
was I was living in Glendale with Lucas Seely. Uh
I was. It was when I just moved to LA.
I was living in the I was sleeping in the
living room. I had a mattress in the living room,
and I think I paid like three hundred a month

(27:01):
when I first moved to a fucking LA. And uh, somebody,
I don't know if they called me or called Lucas,
but somebody called and was like, hey, you want to
do a spot a guest spot at the San Francisco Punchline.
And whether they called me or they called Lucas, I
can't remember, but we were like, yeah, the other person,
can the other person get a get a spot? Kevin

(27:22):
coming back on here? Maybe Kevin's on dial up? You there, Kevin?
Oh there we go?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
All right?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
All right? So Carlos just told us his craziest uh
road gig mine was I was living in Glendale with
this dude, this comic Lucas Seelely. Somebody hit us up
at the San Francisco Punchline said do you want to
do a guest spot, and it's like an eight hour drive.
And I remember Lucas was like, you want to do
a guest spot? And at first I was like nah,

(27:55):
but then I go, you know what, Let's just do
it for the story. Let's just do it for the
fucking story. So we drove eight hours up to the
fucking San Francisco punchline. As soon as my foot stepped
off that stage, I told Lucas, I go, this is
the dumbest fucking thing. We didn't even get a dollar,
like forget. It was a non paid guest spot. And

(28:18):
I was like, if I ever tell you let's do
it for the story, just tell me to go fuck myself.
I was so pissed because now it's like, you know,
the show got over at like nine thirty at night
and we have an eight hour drive back to fucking
l A. I was like, fucking idiots, so stupid. But
what's yours? Kevin?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
All right? So I did.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
I drove straight to Atlanta Comedy Theater in Atlanta, Georgia
from Texas. This is a thirteen hour drive so to
do a showcase over there with Keenan Thompson and them.
They were like, you want to come over and do
the showcase, and I'm like, we need somebody over here
that we.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Can that's consistent. I'm like, okay, so I did it twice.
I didn't do it once twice.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Row Yes, Tyler, I think I know. I think I
know what you're asking.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yes, it is a hologram Keenan Thomson show.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, yeah, well that's one of them. But I actually
did a couple of shows were actual Keenan was there.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
I'm one of the few like like actually pay people
that like they bring in, not just a that's one
of the other people like, oh you want to listen that,
And I'm actually one of the ones that they like,
hey they come bring in.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
That's yeah, Carlos, Carlos and I have done that where
they they'll like, you know, pay somebody to close it out.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah, and yeah, yeah, it's uh it was. I remember
did they have you where they they're like, hey, do.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Like a you got to do a quick promo video
like in the green room. Did they have you do that? Ship?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Oh yeah, they did a hope And I don't.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
I never do it, but I always will stand there
and like, somebody do the promo real quick, and I
just stand there as awkwardly as I can as I
do the promo around me, and that's my promo, and
I'm send that tag me in the and I just
hadn't tagged.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Me, and that's they Yeah, they do that.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
I did it, but I told the guy.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I was like, I'll do it, but it's gonna be
so cheesy that anybody that knows me will know that
I'm fucking around.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
If you don't know me, you won't.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
But I was like, I'm here at fucking this might
be my big break. I go, I mean Keenan's not here,
but you know I'm here at Jimmy Kimmel's. I mean
Kimmel's not here, but you know, I still may get
my big break. And then they did the the fucking
FaceTime with the promoter who she's you know, she's fine
or whatever, but it's like they're giving that pep talk.

(30:36):
What's up? Would you say? Kevin?

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Oh? No, is he frozen?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh you're back? Where were you saying? Oh? Okay?

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah? They like we had we're all in the we're
all in no, no, you're good. We're all in the
green room, and like they're like where they're like this.
They're like, Okay, guys, They're like, well, guys, watch this.
We're all just watching the FaceTime and she's you know,
she's like, hey, thanks for doing the show and this
and that, and you know, this could be a big break.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
And I'm just like.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Is it though, is it a big break? And going
up just scrolling through all these videos, watching every one
of them, and and going that guy right there, that's
the fucking one.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I can't underdone.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
The only thing I get out of it, and it's
what I've always done. I did the same thing with
festivals anywhere I go. I love, just like with you guys,
I love connecting with other comedians. So I'll go there
and just connect with the comedians and I can you
get you get a real quick sense of who's actually
been in the business for a while. And then I've
gotten together with several of them. We go off and
do other shows and do other stuff together. Yeah here,
and I get them in the door and a bunch

(31:45):
of clubs down here. When I go up there, I
know I'm getting into clubs up there. It's all the same.
It's like that. That's why I tell everybody this is
Ward you're gonna get most out of any of this
is just just getting with other comics. Don't don't rely
too much on any of these bookers that are gonna put.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Your ship or not.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
This is you might get one or two shows, but
you can get with the comics and you'll get what
you need.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, there's a there was a comic that told me
a long time ago about as far as like comedy competitions.
He u. He said, you can't win them all, but
you can get booked at them all. So I always
always remember that where I'm like, I just want to
get my point of view across and my sense of humor,
and if that works then great. You know. By the way,
shout out to Robbie. Do you know this? Do you

(32:27):
know Robbie Kevin, Robbie Lesmeyer, Robbie.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, that's my buoy right there.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
That's that's my that's my road dog and my best
friend right there.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Ah what Robbie, Welcome, thanks for coming in. Uh, that's
a that's what I said.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
When I podcasts right now, get on it.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Uh. I was also going to ask uh on with
your with your stand up, how would you are you
like a storyteller style? Kevin or like, what's your what's
your style?

Speaker 5 (32:59):
I am a storytelling squirrel, That's what I like to
saun I'm very adhd but I do a lot of storyteller,
but with a lot of like sidebar punchlines, and every
now and again, I'll just.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I'll do a lot of like fourth wall breaks.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
I always love doing that with the audience, where I
give them like the the how the sausage is made
in the comedy business, in the middle of the comedy set,
and then I just tell like dumb jokes, just like
stupid little two liner jokes that gets my brain moving.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I kind of go all over the place.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
But a lot of times I do, like I have
my hour I'm running right now is a running gag.
I'm really into like comedy metrics, joke styles, all kinds
of stuff, very like technical.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Wait wait say that again. You said the hour you're
running right now is what? What?

Speaker 3 (33:40):
What is what?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
The comedy was considered a running gag? That's what.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
It's a theme throughout and I keep coming back to
the thing. Yeah, yeah, kind of running gag or whatever
you want to call.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Everybody calls something different, got you. I'm just I'm just jokes.
It's like, I don't do political humor.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I always say, it's like, I mean, I definitely have
my opinions, but it's like, I don't know if I'm
smart enough to do political humor without fucking just getting
annoyed in the middle of it and then just.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Start going fuck that guy.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
You know, I don't know any political humor at all.
I stay out of political I stay out of religion.
I don't do any of the hot but because it
just it divides a wrong way too damn. And I
would people generally laugh with me and laugh at me.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Tyler does a lot of race jokes.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
That I got, I got some good, I got some
good like tone the line jokes when it comes to that, but.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I usually get.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
I'm white, my white heritage. I had no idea Tyler.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Tyler went from he was Native American and then he
was black, I mean North African.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Africa.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, Africa, because.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
African you put a hard emphasis on the doors.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I had. I have a little small dog in Tanzania.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
In Africa. My uncles went deep into Africa. They were
like the it was like not dark enough.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Keep walking. They got to and they were like we're here.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Oh, fire. That's fucking nuts.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
And uh, now do you have is your I don't
know if you like, is your mom and dad still around? Kevin?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
No, both my parents are gone.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Same same here. Yeah, I just it's it's just fucking crazy.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
And uh.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
And the the dude that you meant you like, I
guess virtually met in Florida, I think I I I
don't know if I asked you. He is part of
the Valentine Hall.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I don't know if he is that or not. I
don't think he knows where like, he don't think he's
done as.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Far back got you got you we're from there?

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Because when I asked him, I was like, Oh, we're aparent,
We're just from here. And I'm what that means he
don't know ship, you know, like they were familiar, Like, yeah,
you don't. You haven't known a real deep dive yet.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah, And what else is it going to ask you? Well,
you're not a VET, so can I have you ever
done any military tours?

Speaker 5 (36:28):
I have not yet. That's one thing I haven't done.
I kind of wanted to, I just haven't had the
opportunity to yet. Yeah, yeah, you like some USO tours
and stuff that I would always want to do a
us O, but I'm gonna do USO tour. I want
to wait till we're like in an active war zone
and then go to the A U s O tour.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, I want to get shot at him.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I'm I'm.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
I don't want to go in this time.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
I want to go one of the ship's going down
and then I want to wear a flat jacket and
go down.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
You know whatever.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
I can ask Hillary Clinton stories and I got you
when I'm out there.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I did. I did one where we went to Qatar,
Baharing and Abu Dhabi, but I was at my I
was at my highest weight. And one of the craziest
things is we did we did a show like when
we got there and we did it outside it was
like one hundred and twenty degrees with like a thousand
percent humidity and they had no obviously there's no ac outside,

(37:26):
and I was I was just telling my buddies. I
was like, I literally might fucking die on stage tonight.
And then after the show they were like, hey, we're
going to go to this like bar right, and I'm like,
I'm good, I'm fucking gonna try and recuperate. But so
they go out and this was the crazy. I wish
I would have gone now. But they went out and

(37:46):
they're like, you know there's chikhs and all kinds of
or shakes. Is that how you say it? Yeah, well
they're at the bar anyways, and like they'll be partying
with some dude and when they leave the bar, like
you get you get like assigned a handler so to speak,
when you're when you're out there, and the guy was like, yeah,
those the the guys you were drinking with. Uh he's Isis.

(38:10):
And they're like they're like wait what and he goes, yeah, yeah,
he's Isis. And he's like, how's that, Like we're just
partying with Isis and he goes he said, I guess like, uh,
you know, United Immirates they do not fuck around Saudi's
Like so basically everybody's like, you know, we may be
mortal enemies or whatever, but here everything's cool. Everything's cool.

(38:33):
It's peace here. Everybody's chill.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah. And when we were in Abu Dhabi, they were
telling us, uh, you can't you can't swear, you can't
say like fuck, and everybody was worried about me swearing.
But I just I go into like my grandparents mode.
What are you shaking your head for, Tyler? You think?
But we were uh we went with it was me,

(39:02):
Heath Harmison, uh, Stephen Briggs and I forget the other
guy's name, but uh we were walking through like this
mall and Steven I remember said something like, oh, this
is fucking and I was like, dude, we were trying
to get just it's just it's just crazy over there.
And like the the they get if you're if you're

(39:23):
a resident of Baha Rang I think it was Baharang
or Qatar, one of them. You you get free gas.
You just go to the thing and fill up free gas.
And you also, I think you get like eighty thousand
a year to live. I think that's what it was.
You just it's fucking because you know, they're just fucking money.

(39:43):
And we and one day we went to Dubai and
that is like it's like you're in the future. It
was fucking insane. Uh dude. Have you guys seen the
or heard about the line that they're making over there? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Y Have they started construction on that, didn't it? Yeah? Yeah,
that's gonna be wild.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
Have you heard of that, Tyler or Kevin that Lione.
Is it like in Saudi Arabia they're doing.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
It, Yeah, I believe so. Or is it Dubai.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
I think it's right outside of Dubai.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
Yeah, it's an entire city of ecosystem that they're building.
It's like, I don't even remember how how many miles
of it is long, but it's like a wall.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
It's like a big gas city. Yeah, okay, skinny city.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
I like that better than the line that's a.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
City is like, it looks amazing, So it's it's gonna
be that's gonna be interesting.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
But it proves that we are not on top of
our game over here.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
All the ship that we think we're doing really well
over here, they're like, no, we've been doing that.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
They can put that skinny city up and the wind's
gonna blow it over, and we're like, we told you
all this right.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
The line is in Saudi Arabia, apparently.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Saudi Radio makes I lived.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
There, and I will tell you if it's like, if
they're doing that, it's because the rest of that fucking place.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Just awful.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Right smack down in the desert.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
So any kind of resort town it's gonna be really
nice where you're staying. But you get about four blocks
outside of that and you're like, oh.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
This is real life.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
It's like they literally scoop all of the wealth, like
if it was on a table.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
They like literally right, it's like a little pile up
of wealth throat there there you go. Imagine the comedy
over there, though, couldn't cuss. You can do ju jokes.
I'm pretty sure you can. Great jujo town, but just
no cussing, you know. No, probably the best ones coming

(41:57):
out of that one. But no cuse.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
You're looking it up, Carlos, I'm trying to figure out
how long it is, because that's what how they said
one hundred.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
And five miles?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
What uh?

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Insane?

Speaker 7 (42:13):
The ambitious plan to build one hundred and seventy one
hundred and five miles leaming megacinated that that's a crazy.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I know, one end of it is like at the
water and then it goes fucking the other way. And
they said that there's going to be like a I
don't know, a mono rail or a train. Yeah, that
goes like from end to end I think within like
thirty minutes or something.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
It's fucking something crazy. Yeah, look that's gonna.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Be insane actually doing that.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
I think they're I think they started construction. Yeah, that's
being built.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Construction of the first phase is now reportedly a mile
and a half.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Yeah. So here's my question with all this, Uh, if
you and this comes up because I went to Ireland
with my girl and she was talking about, oh, we
should move here, and then our buddy, my buddy Ray
who lives there, was like, your dogs have to go
on quarantine for six months.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
So I was like, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
And then and then when we went to Boston, she
really liked Boston and so she was like, we should,
we should move here. So if you could, if you
could move or do comedy anywhere are you in in
the city you'd want to be or and I'll give
a caveat hypothetically, wherever you want to go, the comedy
will be the same as far as your work, like

(43:35):
the like, because Vegas you get a lot of work here.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
So that's one thing I was telling her.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I was like, the only thing is like, if we
were to move to Boston, I don't know if it's
the same amount of work that is available here in Vegas.
So but if you could live anywhere and get the
same amount of work you're getting. Now, where would you
want to live?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
I'm going to the mall Deanes What Yeah, I'm going
to them all, dude, something.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Out blue water.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I'm gonna live on my little beach and my little
hut on the on the water. I'm done. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
It's what's so funny is is that that really is you?

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Because you're like some people.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Be like, well what about you say, live on the
beach alone? What about girls?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
And You're like, man, I don't give up.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I'm a happy single.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
You're like all that, I will be at peace, holy ship.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
That's what about you?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
I have to do?

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Uh, I have to do Tokyo. I really enjoyed Toko.
Tokyo was such an awesome city. There was like vibrancy.
It was the cleanest city I've ever been in my life.
I searched for homeless people and only found one guy
that was what even homeless. He was unhoused and he
was only walking the street and he went to a
house that night and got to somebody let him come
in and sleep. There's like a I can't I can't

(44:53):
say the Japanese word for it, but it's like if homeless.
People don't like white for but you walk up, you
like chores for people, like help clean out the Laura bitch,
clean the roof for whatever, and they give you a
place to stay in the meal that night. So, I mean,
it was so damn clean. But so I was like, yeah,
this was this city was rad all right safe. I

(45:13):
was at any point in time in the night, I
didn't feel in danger whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
No matter where I was, they'll chop your hand off.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
It was. It was awesome. I would if I was
gonna live somewhere like city Wise, would be there.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Dang, what about you, Tyler?

Speaker 6 (45:32):
I mean, you know I always go out and do
shows in Hawaii. I would love to be able to
stay out there.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Hi, I probably do Detroit.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Finish what you're saying, Tyler, But if I could just
stay here and then pick a different house, I mean
I totally just do that.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah, I mean when you sit wait elaborate on that.
You mean, like your home base would be Seattle, but
you have houses in different areas.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
In Seattle.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Oh, you'd stay in Seattle.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah. I the only thing in Ireland the weather in Ireland,
like having having lived in the Northwest, for so much,
and for the longest I didn't think, uh, seasonal depression
was a thing. And then when I moved to l
A and it rained like for two days, I was like,
get me the fuck out of here. So fuck.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I mean, I I do like Boston, but fuck, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah, fuck, they don't fuck around there.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Though they're comedy, they don't fuck around there. You better
get in and get out. I like it.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
It's like you get in there the wild set ups.
I don't put up whether it just get to the
fucking jokes and go.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah. I God, I like Chicago a lot, but Chicago
is a pretty dope city. But they, I mean, they
have the same winters like Boston. It might be Boston
if I could.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
He's the sage christ Pillo, goddamn cent.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
It could be Tucson, Arizona.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Making decisions.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Uh maybe Tyler's place. You move out, Tyler to that
house that you're talking about, and I'll just take your place. Now,
it might be Boston all things considered. Yeah, I just
I fucking love Boston so much. And uh, Carlos got
to experience Boston. This is last Saint Patty's Day and

(47:50):
the people and everything. Uh which I mean, it's just.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Just the energy.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I fucking love it.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, fucking shut up, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
All right, well let's here, let's let's wrap this up,
get our plugs in and uh yeah, let's what do
we What do you got coming up, Carlos, other than
this weekend or you can mentioned this weekend too, well,
I guess you just did.

Speaker 7 (48:12):
I'm with you in Chambler and then I got Dallas
Comedy Club coming up, La Comedy Club coming up. I
got some shows in and out. I got don't Tails
coming up. It's a lot part time famous dot com.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yeah, what do you got? Kevin?

Speaker 5 (48:27):
All Right, I've got tomorrow. I've got road City and Tyler,
Texas coming up. I've got Friday in Shreveport, Louisiana. I
have a church show, an all black chart show that's
gonna be a banger.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I'm the only white boy is gonna be in that room.
That's gonna be fun for me. I got I got,
I got Saturday night at Dallas Comedy Club.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
I've got I do my own production's called The Brisket
and boot In Comedy Showcase that.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I take everywhere. So I'm doing that installment. Over there,
and then I got punchline Houston Sunday.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Dam All right, Tyler, what do you got?

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (49:00):
This Saturday, I'm at Spokane Comedy Club doing a dope show.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
I'll be the only white guy.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
With really long hair there. It'll be predominantly white. It's
a predominantly white place. And then again four twenty, coming
up right, eighteenth, we'll be doing eatam clot the Schaale Theater.
April nineteenth, the North Bend Theater in North Bend. And

(49:27):
then April twenty if come see me Everett Theater, Antacoma
Comedy Club four pm and eight pm.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Two shows's boom.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Let's see this weekend Mike Dropmania Chandler, Arizona. Next weekend
Santa bel Florida at the Calusa Comedy Club. I picked
up some stuff today. I'll just name off some cities.
This is all at big urshay dot com. But we
got West Jordan, Utah, Philadelphia, New Jersey, Saint Paul, Minnesota.

(49:58):
I picked up a Wisconsin gig, Uh, Mantika, California, Uh,
Colorado Springs, Uh, Sacramento, Beverly, mass go to just go
to big r j dot com for tickets. And again Kevin,
thanks for joining us, cuz yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Uh Julen twenty six, all right, holler at me. Then
absolutely there we go away, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
And until next week. Thanks again everybody for tuning in
until next week.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Bye.

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Oh fuck, that is the realest I've ever heard you.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
God, yeah do what the fuck