HollingsWorthless Program Ep. 291

The crew are back and they're talking about comedians they respect and comedians they don't.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know what? Fuck this.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Because it's haulings worth but it's worth less.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to
say the worthless of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Up there the whole time, Phil, Fox Scorpion, it's a
move man, you fucking dummy.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Then what the fuck? House of Race and black people?
Shoot me?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
What's up? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Welcome to the Halleens Worthless Program where we are fucking so.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
We have the Hulagoons, the goon Squad, the uh, the
usual suspects, three of a kind trips, three men, no
baby shout out to Baby Miles, just the three of us,
the three Musketeers, UH Three's company know mister Fairley, Starting
with you've seen him on Amazon Prime, Part time Famous,
full time funny, Carlos Anthony's hand and.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Good to be back in the building, what's the fella is?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
And last, but not least, he took the D out
of d E I.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
He's d E. White.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
We call him the one box check matter. They say
he's now very cancelable matter. But Hey, I'm not racist, Tyler,
don't call me Joseph's good to be back, man, We
got I think we all have a bunch of shit
to go over today.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
It's been a lot going on since since the last
time we've been here. Like I said, just feel like
it's been a month. It's only been a couple of weeks.
But hey, man, we're back. That's all that matters.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yes, uh, I mean, I don't even know where to start.
I know, Tyler, you said you were putting some stuff
in there right now, French President, let's just say, what's
the Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I think I know.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, So if you guys know, the French president arrived
somewhere in his flight and he had this moment caught
on camera.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Whoops it is there we go.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Of him getting slapped by his wife, two hands to
the face.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
He just raves like a jackass.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Did you hear what he said afterwards? He was like, Oh,
we were just having fun.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, just pooling around, just pulling. God, I would be
so embarrassed. What do you guys think the fight was
before leading up to this? This looks like it gets
your filthy, cheating mouth off of me.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And the stewardess that walks back.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
She saw it and you used see how she she
got like oh and she started dipping back now on
the steps.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
She's like, yeah, nah, I'm dead on this.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
She's like, I'm about to shake hands with the president.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh fuck. She maybe she was upset.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
She's like, I never got my pretzels, Get me my pretzels.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And isn't it.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
The the the lady? Uh dun'bley say that she's like
used to be trans or like that's like some rumor.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's a room that I heard this teacher and she
used to be this teacher.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, I think that's the story people should be running
with and not this trands which hunt.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah, yeah, I think because I need to read that
a couple of times. And she was I think she
was in one of his teachers when he was younger,
which is the star in itself.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
And what I like, how old was he?

Speaker 6 (03:55):
I don't know, man, stop listening to my conversation phone.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Uh yeah, I don't research looking up. See that's cool.
How you have the little window in there? How did
you do that?

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Tyler?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
And sharing his screen?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'm just doing a share screen with then obs.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Well, while you're looking that up, you think I mean
that was clearly one of those arguments that and we've
all had the arguments, but you like, right before you
walk into somewhere important and you argue with your girl
that you'd argue with you and y'all like, hey, what
the funk?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I will kill you?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Hey, how y'all doing?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Everybody? Everybody good? I'm like, okay, y'all just got finished
fighting dude.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
H well, I mean speaking on education and teachers.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Carlos was watching one of his sons graduate this weekend.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Whoa last last Wednesday? And you know it's it's a
it's a full circle moment. It was a full circle
moment to see how fast time flies, and to to
see that they were so young, it feels like yesterday.
And then you're watching watching him walk across the stage
and get his high school diploma and now he's preparing
for College's it's a efent for a circle moment.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Brad proud father graduated with honors and.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Chip off the old block because he had he had
gotten the week before they did like an honor's banquet
or something, the honors award, So he got his sashes
and stuff, and so when he was after the graduation.
I noticed he had more sashes on it, and I
was like, where you get where you get the mother
was from? He was like, oh, yeah, I got him
off Amazon. Uh what because he was supposed to be

(05:40):
on it. He was supposed to be in the Honor
Society Club or whatever it was. But they were trying
to make him jump through some hoops that he didn't
want to jump through. So he was like, I got
the GPA. So I just went on and got my
own sashes for myself.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Brilliant.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I was like, you a chip off the old Great
Holy Ship.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, but the metals and everything else. I posted a
picture of it. He had his diploma and his medals
and everything else. But I'm yeah, graduated with a think
around of four. Well if he finished with a four
point zero this semester, but three point eight average four years,
So I'm super proud of them.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Dude. I think I was a one point eight. I'm
not even joking. I'm not even joking.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I I think I was.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I think I was a three point two. Fucking we
get dude.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
I told Carloss this, and I think this is legit.
I can't think of like, at least from middle school on.
I can't think of a book that I read while
I was in high school, like cover to cover. Like
if we had book reports or whatever, I would always
find some weasel away or I'd look at cliff notes.
But I I don't think I ever read a cover

(06:55):
to cover in high school or middle school. Fuck did you?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Or do you have anything more? On the French president thing?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Tyler?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
So she's seventy two and he is forty seven.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Sweet Jesus, she's like thirty years old and he was
fifteen when they met.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, this is another seventy two. Yeah that's crazy. What
that old grown ass?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Why would you do that? Dude?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
He knew that he was going to be president.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
All you got is one teacher to pay attention to you,
and you become president.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
That's where it starts.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
The teachers say, you know what, when you go up
one day, you can be president. She really believed that
for him.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
She's like, oh, I know this one can.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Be Mary, like Mary Kaylen turn those up in heaven
Like that's what?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
What the fuck did I get? Right?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Is she dead?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
That is crazy?

Speaker 6 (07:55):
And then he's that what does that man want with her?
He definitely shouldn't have gotten mushed by seventy two year
old woman.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, room, dude.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Did you guys see the UFO the bug they're called
it the bug A sphere sphere?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, is this what they were talking about on Joe Rogan?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
I have no idea. Let me share my screen. I
just saw it on the barstool today and I was like, Yo,
this shit is cool. I mean, I don't know how
you say it's anything other than extraterrestrial. The bug A
sphere was recovered in Columbia. It defies anything known to
this planet in composition and structure. March second and malfunctioning

(08:37):
spherical UFO was recovered after striking a high voltage power
line in Buga, Columbia. Scientists conducted an X ray examination
and found it was a sphere with a super technological
microsphere high precision component structure. Some of the stuff I
was reading watch this though, so you guys can see
all this, right yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
So they pour water on it and it evaporates, it
turns into steam. But they can then touch. It's cold
to the touch, so you see how it's like steaming.
But then they're just like, yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
So the hot water on this thing, it's it's steaming
up and they touching in it's cold.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Right, They're pouring just regular water and it's like it's
causing it to steam by touching this metal. There's also
no scenes. It's like, uh, there's optical Researchers confirmed optical
fibers inside.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, you know, I just ever since that Mexico alien debacle,
I'm just like bringing an American.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I needed to confirmed by an American.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
The analysis performing the sphere to term that it is
an illuminum alloy with a hardness of three hundred and thirty,
which is a higher than the aerospace hardness of one seven,
and it is not currently available for commercial use of
the level of hardness shown by the buga spear. Yeah, dude, yeah, nanotechnology.

(10:11):
This evidence cannot be disputed. It's a scanner. What the fuck?
It's just crazy.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
The alien that Mexico showed.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, let me take this off. No, what is that?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
They like came out like a year ago saying that
they found an alien and they like showed it and
then people were like can we touch it real quick?
And they're like no, no, no, just look at it.
Just look, and somebody was like, that's fucking that's paper mache.
This is paper mache. Like it's just I don't know
what it was actually made out of, but it looked
super funky. Let's see, I'll pull it up.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I can find it.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
And then there was the Vegas, the big tall alien.
I would want to walk into somebody's backyard.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, So I was getting my haircut up here in
North Las Vegas. This is god, there's probably whenever. I
probably maybe a month or two after that happened, and
one of the guys that walked in, the guy cut
my hair, He's like, yeah, that was the dude.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
It was his backyard that the alien. Fucking I was like,
oh shit.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
This is what I was.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I see I can't see it really, Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Alien. And then it was a total hoax, A total hoax.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Some of these people like some of these like, I
feel like whole countries are just click farming. Bro, let's
just get some views, bro, forget like, you know, an
influencer pay for a day.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
We can I don't know.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
I mean I believe they they are here and they've
been here for extremely long time. So we do the older,
we get the more, we're gonna start to see the
reality of what's happening outside of it.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
I watched this one video that was talking about like
it was basically all the points to say that we
are in a simulation, and it was like my brain
was just like, oh, I was like, nah, don't watch this.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
High I'm excited for it.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I think that now that we have, like now that
almost everybody has a cell phone, you know, it as
soon as I feel like in twenty more years, when
we're like all donating our phones to even like you know,
like to every person in third world countries, when they
even have access to like a four K phone, it's
just like standard or whatever, I feel like we're gonna
start seeing some crazy shit, you know, Like what do

(12:36):
you mean, Like even now every most Americans will have
a four K phone, so if something wha could do happens,
we can all record it and then it kind of
gets broken down and maybe explain scientifically.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
But most of these things.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
You know, usually they're like there's no guarantee that's going
to happen in America. It's like, you know, relatively a
small spot on a whole planet. So now if we
have like everybody has had some sort of recording divine
and can upload. Like once we get like global cellular
for everyone in four K, I imagine we're going to start
seeing some.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Crazy ship.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
You know, great time to do mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, but I'm curious about did you did you put writers?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Somebody put writers for? When?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
When writers for performing for whenever?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Oh I put that, Man, it's been so long, I
don't forgot about that. When when when people are performing
now they get these big names. Now they have all
this ship on the writers, so for what they want
in the green room and all that.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
So I got I can't remember where I was going
with the d M.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
But since you just refreshed my memory on it, what
would be the craziest thing that you would request on
a writer if you got to that level? Or are
you just keeping it simple? Like I'm here to do
the job and the job is what it is, So.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
I mean like, I mean, like I was just that
Mike Drop a few weeks ago, and and they're like
some of the most attentive and you know, like do
you want anything? And they actually they do things for
me that like they used to have bacon, different flavored bacons,
like sweet bacon and all this stuff and they don't
have it anymore. But when I go there, they will

(14:17):
have it made, so I mean, which is nice, but
you know they'll ask me you need anything to say.
I'm really basic. I'm just like water.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I'm cool.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
As long as I got some water, maybe I'll get
something to eat if they have good food there. What up?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Sweet Derek? Sweet Derek.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Thanks Derek for the birthday wish Derek from The Naturals podcast.
Check it out The Naturals. But uh, if I'm you know,
if I'm whoever Don Rickles, I don't know the biggest whatever,
the biggest name, whoever, the biggest name in comedy.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Is, I'm still gonna.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
I mean, you know, like you hear stories about people
that are like, I only want green m and m's,
so you have to pick out every green em And
I'm like, why, why what is the That's just that's
just horseshit, And some people be like, well I can
do that, now cool. You can be an asshole, now cool.
If that's if that's your character, then go do you.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
But I'm I would I wouldn't. I wouldn't have anything crazy.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
I would just all my shit would probably be more upfront,
like I'd be like, okay, if I can, if I
can bring and Carlos is available, I'm Carlos is coming
with me and hook him up, you know, like you know,
it would all be shipped on the front end. It
wouldn't be like in my green room, you know, at
this temperature and I need this and that.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I mean, yeah, what about you guys?

Speaker 6 (15:37):
I was gonna say, ton, what about you?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
You know, I don't really require much in my old age,
like a younger Tyler Smith when he first started, it
would be like a.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Bung an ounce a weed, a like a forty pack of.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Foreign lagger or something like that. But now it's like
I don't really smoke before shows. I don't drink. I
only have soda water, So it would just be like
a case of soda water that's cold. And like, if
I was being real picky, I'd say, like coffees in
three milligram, coffees in stacked high.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
It's nicotine in a pouch?

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Okay, bs, Jeffrey said, Ben Halen did that about the
green eminems to make sure they actually read the writers.
I mean, you could also put like somewhere down below
a specific water right.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like that is a real
like I don't know, I know from just being on
the producer in that when you're booking comics and you
know someone's going to have a writer like that, you're
gonna be like, all right, who else is available before?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
You know I think that that's ugly. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
My show is usually at four o'clock before weekend headliners,
which they are there shows at seven and mine gets
out at six.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
So every now that in the green room will have.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Like some ridiculous item in there, and I'll be like
a whole fifth of like Johnny Walker Blue, are you
fucking kidding me? Like what is who the fuck is
here today? Then I'll look at the calendar. I'll be like,
I don't even fucking know this guy, Like.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Well, you hear the stories about who is an Eddie Griffin?
I had a new pair of Jordan's. Was it every show.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
That's ridiculous?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
That's true?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Yeah, he recoll that was that was definitely in his ride.
I know that for ef fect because I've worked with him,
so I definitely know that for a fact. And this
was brought up now starting to refresh my memory because
I forgot the girl's name on the breakfast club.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
What's her name?

Speaker 7 (17:43):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Just hilarious.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Yes, she she was having well, she was calling out
a club and the club owner was talking about their
experience with Jess and it were pretty much saying she
had all this stuff on a rider and they were
trying to accommodate that. She wanted slippers, she wanted a
certain said it kind of rug in the in the room.
She wanted these kind of flowers in the room. It's like,
it goes back to what you said, Tyler, like, how

(18:07):
do first of all, how.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
The fuck are you planning? How long are you planning
on being there?

Speaker 6 (18:09):
You there to do a job, Like you're not there
for days, you're staying in the green room.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
So what do you need slippers for?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
But just bring a trailer at that point, you know
pretty much.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
But all that ridiculousness to do a job, Like you're
there to do a job. You're there maybe two hours max,
two three hours max. So what do you need all
that stuff for?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
So?

Speaker 6 (18:29):
Yeah, for me, I don't need none of that stuff, man.
Just just make sure the green room is clean. The
people that I want to be there in the room
can be in the room and that's it.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I mean, I'm all concerned with my money. I am
what you're putting in the green room.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
So I think, man, we're.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
A little short, but hey, we got you those strawberries, right.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Give me my money. But I do agree with you.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Tell I think once you get to a certain point,
ego starts to take over and you people people want
all those things to pools that they've made. When I
get this, I get to my green when I get
all this, no you don't. You don't need all this ship.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
It just.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
One of my homies worked the green room at this
theater and he would tell me some of the ridiculous
writers and he had uh uh Ron White there, and
Ron White actually where I pulled my example because he
was like, I want to He wanted a crystal decanter
of Johnny Walker Blue, and he fucking drank it and

(19:35):
then like the second show is going on and he's like,
where's my crystal decantert Walker Blue? Because it was two
shows in one night and he wanted.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Two of them.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Je right, that was back when he used to drink.
This was like fourteen years ago.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
I mean, I remember when I was when I was
the house at the Parlor, I always like, I've always said,
you know, people will will love to say this is
hack or whatever, and I've always said, as long as
you're not stealing material, then I'm all do whatever. You know,
there's there's enough room for all kinds of comedy, and like,
silly shit cracks me up. Like Nick Swartzen. I don't

(20:15):
think anybody would say he has like not that I do,
but that you know, he doesn't have like this uh,
really intelligent humor. It's it's but it fucking it does
the job.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
It kills me.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Nick Swartzen fucking just cracks me up. But then I
also like Teresa O'Neil, you know, But when I was
when I was at the Parlor, I would always I
always in my head was like whatever their comedy is cool,
you know there you know, people like different types of comedy.
I always looked at how were they in the green room,
how were they to the staff, how they were were
they to their fans, And there definitely were people that

(20:50):
were fucking assholes, and then I should I remember when
I was touring with Doug Benson, we had an off
night in UH in Toronto and Joe Rogan had a
UFC gig on Saturday, but that Friday he was doing
a theater, so we went there to hang out and
Doug did a guest spot and afterwards. And my thing is, again,

(21:12):
whether you think Joe Rogan is funny, or you don't
like him politically or whatever, I'm just talking about what
I observed. So he does his show, gets off stage
just drenched, you know, he gives it all on stage,
he's sweating, so he switches shirts, goes down to do
a meet and greet. Me and Doug are chilling there
probably about twenty minutes, and then Doug tells him, Hey,

(21:33):
we're gonna go get somebody.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
So we're probably gone about an hour, maybe an hour
and a half. We come back, Rogan is still sitting there,
greeting everybody, thanking everybody, taking pictures, shaking hands, and I
have so much respect for that, you know, I feel
like that's what you should and at his level, you know,
I mean, he could be a prick, you know, but
he was saying thank it everybody.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
And I always respected that.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Keep a simple, keep a simple things, that guy, things
that will keep us there.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
I don't I don't know how else to put it.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
But you know, people people get above themselves and they
start feeling themselves and and feel like they got to
do those things.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
And you know, people remember that absolutely remember that.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Who put the big Beautiful Bill.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I might have put that on there, but this guy
asked us if they have seen bad thoughts speaking a
big beautiful bill his bad thoughts. I feel like that
thoughts is Tom Sigers new Netflix.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Dude. I watched like the first until it got to
that ship, and I was like, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, he tapped out.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I thought it was great.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
I don't know all of them.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
So it's funny because the first episode, you know, when
he pulls his pants down, he shipped himself spoiler alert.
At that point, I was like, I'm out. And then
and then we were here uh and uh, Amari and
Angel were like, Mario was, well, let's see what what
another episode we go to? I think it was episode two,
and it's like two minutes in it's another ship thing,

(23:07):
and so I'm like, I'm out, I'm good ship.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I'm like, it's a lot of ship, a lot of
homo erotic, a lot of dicks.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Thanks for letting me know. Yeah, this is like that.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Messages all right, I'll have to find the Steven Steven.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Great the who's that country singer guy?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Oh yeah, Arth Brooks, Garth Brooks.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
The Garth Brooks one is really funny. I love it.
But that's my type of humor.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Well, I don't know. I mean I like a good
ship joke or dick joke or whatever, but dude, I
I don't want to see that ship.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, right, Like the the when he's on an airplane
and like people start talking to him. Uh, there's like
these little people and they start calling him out. They're
sitting next to him on the plane because they watched
his last special and he uses the he drops the mbum.
It's just a really awkward encounters and some of it's
really funny. I don't know, give it a shot.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
What I want.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
What I got to watch is the rehearsal.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh yeah, I just finished that here.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
It's wild end.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
The whole series is pretty bizarre. He's getting sued by
somebody in the show, which is really funny.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Do you know anything about this, Carlos? Is this no? Well,
probably I know if you mentioned the names.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Well, did you ever see the show or hear the show.
Nathan for hire, I've heard you for you? Sorry, okay,
Nathan for you. Uh, what's his name, Nathan?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
What is it Nathan Fielder.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, he's like.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Nathan for you.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Like Nathan's funny.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yeah, it's like he he basically like, well, help people
help their businesses. But it's the most insane ideas and yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Another poop one.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
He goes to a yogurt company and he suggests them
a flavor of poop. They're like, get a poop flavor
and people will come just to see the poop flavor.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
So gross.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
The most weirdest ship seems to make it to the
biggest stages.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
His story, his origin story is really funny because he
made a Starbucks is dumb parody. Oh yeah shop, and
that was like a real thing that he actually did
in real life, and it got so much news in
headway because you can He's like he looked up all
the copyright laws and he's like, as long as it's
a parody and it's like a performance, we can still

(25:48):
have the shop opening and then people can just give
his donations for coffees type of thing. So it was
just like interesting that he finds out like these legal loopholes,
like he does like a uh buy a pizza. If
it's not there in eight minutes, you get a free pizza.
And when they show up, it's like this big of
a pizza. It's just this little tiny post it nice one.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
It's really fucking funny.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, he basically ruins people's businesses, but some of them
really do become successful, some of them, like do you
make a lot of money from it?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
He's just so awkward, dude, it's so funny.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
I'll tell you whatever, but nowhere near what y'all talking about.
But have you seen My Two Sons by Ali Sadiq
on YouTube? Man?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
It's dope.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
Really, the dude is becoming to me, he's becoming one
of the best storytellers in the business. I mean from
beginning to end. The story is alone, but you are
so engaged with it and everything that happens, and it's
just it's amazing to watch watch how he crafts these stores,
which is just real life ship.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Dude. Here's that's a.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Ali is a perfect example of what we were talking
about as far as like, you know, uh, be the
same person you know he is, like you know, I
met Ali when I was hosting at the Parlor.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
He was part of the Ladies' Night Out tour.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
It was him, Jay Reed, Delay and Bill Bellamy and
uh and I you know, they they meet a host
every city they go to. I'm I'm I was, you know,
I mean I was nobody to them. I was just
the guy for that week, you know. Uh, but meeting him,
you know, this is now fifteen years ago, and uh,

(27:39):
and he's always you know, like if he if he
sees me online, Hey what's up Jay, Or he'll come
into it if I want a live or he'll you know, comment,
uh and vice versa. If I go into his life, Hey,
big Irish, how are you?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
And stuff?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
And uh, like I text with him when he was
coming out here, and you know, he's just he's just
a fucking solid dude. He's just a good dude and
then an amazing comedian. Highly recommend anything all he does.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
He's just a fucking good dude. And I would definitely go.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Sign that because I had the chance to host for
them too when they were doing the Bill the Bill
Ballaman Ladies Out Now Ladies Not Out tour And it's
weird to watch the trajectory of all four of them,
uh bye, because I watched. Of course, I knew Delay
and Jay reed before they came. This was when they
came back to Atlanta to do that. I knew them before,
so that's how I got a chance to host for them.

(28:27):
But I always thought Delay was probably gonna be the
one that blew up. Like I was like, man, this
is just because just because of his energy. Uh, Jay
was right there with him. But I was like, I
didn't think Ali was gonna be this although he was
a great comment I was. I was like, good this
that dude is taking it to another whole level and

(28:47):
doing it by himself, I said, his own way. So
commendable to say the least. And I knew him in
Houston when I lived in Houston as well, so I
got a chance to work with him the same. But
just a really solid dude, like you said.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Humble and uh and and well deserved quiet confidence.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
You know.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Yeah, he's just he's just fucking yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
I love Alli, so check it out. Checked out to
my two sons.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
I saw that is that because I saw like a
whole bit of him talking about his son and boxing him.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Yeah, it's I mean it's engaging right off the top.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Like we listened to comics.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
Sometimes we're like, all right, man, we just kind of
sit back and like you have me listening in and out.
But there are certain comments that you're just like, hey, man,
I want to see what this goes immediately, like I
want to know what you about to talk about.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
That's him. It's very very inspiring you see him do that.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Derek said, do you have any nightmare stories? Name can
be excluded? I have, Yeah, I do have one. Uh. Oh,
I actually I have a few, but and I'll name
one and I'll name the person, uh because they've passed
away and it's not necessarily a night story. But uh,
I think Tyler knows this one. It was with Ralphie May.
Ralphie May was was headlining the Parlor again. I'm the host,

(30:08):
Billy Wayne Davis was featuring, and Ralphie May would not
I mean, I don't say this like this is a
bad thing, but he wouldn't. He wouldn't come into the
green room. He wouldn't be in the showroom during the show.
He would he would be he'd probably come about maybe
ten minutes left of Billy Wayne's the features set and
then would come into this thing, so he never saw

(30:29):
my set, which is fine.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I don't care. I cool, I had no problem.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
But he's coming into the green room. I'm waiting for
Billy Wayne to get off, and he's about to walk
into the green room and as he walks by, he
says to me, he goes, hey, you should talk about
your size on stage, which again he had never seen
any of my set, which I you know at the time,
I did, and so I go, oh, I do I
do talk about it a little bit and then move

(30:56):
on to other stuff, because you should talk about it more.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I was like, okay.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
And then we're in the green room. It's me, Ralphie
and Billy Wayne, and Ralphie goes, hey, can I give
you some advice? So I'm like sure, I mean, I'll
always listen, you know, and then I'll decide what I
want to do with it. And he goes. He goes
very seriously. He goes, hey, man, lose the beard.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
And I go, what, you know, I.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Go what he goes, He goes, people don't trust people
with beards, and I go, you mean, like Jesus and
Santa Claus. He goes, He goes, I'm just saying they
tell car salesmen and politicians to be clean shaven so
they you know, it's so they look more trustworthy. And
I go, those are two of the least trustworthy jobs,

(31:44):
you know. And then he goes, I'm just saying, you
don't see a lot of leading men with facial hair.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
So I was like, okay.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
He leaves, and then Billy Wayne said, who has a
beard and was his feature? Billy Wayne goes, yeah, he's
been telling me to do that for years. It's because
he can't grow facial hair. I was like, oh, great, cool,
great advice.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Like, what the fuck, dude, that's weird. He told me
to put on six hundred pounds.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
That's so funny. Yeah, I didn't have to. I was
already there. What about your told you got it?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Nightmare stories of comics.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
I can tell you one of my nightmares that I
saw another comic happen, dude.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
But one comedian.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Oh, it's like it's kind of a bummer. But so actually,
I've seen a couple of comics on like too much
speed or coke or whatever and just blow through their set,
like do their set in like ten minutes when they're
supposed to be on stage in like four forty five.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
That's such a fucking nightmare. One comic did.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
His set, did it so fast because he was so
coked out, got off stage in the owner of the
club went on stage and said, who wants an encore?
And they brought him back out because he's like, dude,
we haven't even dropped checks yet, you got to do
another fifteen at least like made the guy come back out.
That was insane. But another nightmare, not for me, but

(33:19):
for the headliner. This famous comedian, not he's not famous
for comedy, but a famous person who is supposed to
headline got bumped to middle act like halfway through the week,
which is what a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
He was bombing so hard that they liked the feed
here to do the headlining set and then just had
the famous guy do the middle set for like ten minutes.
Fucking oof. Yeah exactly this dude, Yeah, I don't see.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
That person doing comedy anymore.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Actually, uh, this isn't like a bad experience I had
with somebody, but this is just a bad experience to witness.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
So there was a there was.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
A guy and he was even he wasn't even headlining.
He was featuring that he used to be a TV
sitcom star, like he was on a sitcom a regular
and yeah, and he was featuring and it was like
a two person show.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I think he was.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
He was touring with like a stripper or maybe a
porn star. And then it was like it was like
a contrast because he was like on the sitcom that
was like family friendly, right, and.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
So dude, so he's god, dude.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
I don't know if he even got a room in
Bellevue at the parlor, but he had a dog and
his dog was in his car in the garage of
the of the parlor, which was like, you know, four
floors down underground. And at the end of the weekend,
he gets his check and he asked if he can

(35:00):
get cash because he has no cash or gas. And
I'm like, holy shit, this is fucking depressing.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
But yeah, we should end on that. I'm just joking,
you know, I got I think I've told you mine.
I'll try to make it quick.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Ricky Smileys story, tell me again.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I remember this is Ricky Smileing was.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Doing the show a Little Rock, which is my hometown.
I knew the producer of the show. One of the
producers the shows. So that's how I got on. And
so long story short, the manager comes out and tells
everybody how much time they're doing. He's like, everybody's doing fifteen.
Outside of Ricky, everybody's doing fifteen. But I'll give you
a two minute light. You can kind of we on
easy schedule. You can kind of wrap it up. So

(35:46):
I'm on stage. Some other shit happened way before this,
but it's irrelevant to this. So I'm on stage and
it's going well. I can tell it's going well, but
this was an auditory with like twenty five hundred people.
So I'm like halfway in my set and I could
see the light out out of the corner of my eye.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Oh yeah, keep going, this is a good story.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
I said, damn that that was fifteen minutes.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Like you know, when we have a good set, sometime
they go by it seems like they go by really fast.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
So I was like, that was fifteen minutes. They must
have been.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
I was like, okay, So I did a little soft
two minutes wrap up, and as I'm coming off, the
producer who was one of my fraternity brothers at the time,
and then another guy that was there that was helping
me out for the show.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
I was like, hey man, come here, come here, come here,
you got it. We gotta talk. And I was like,
what the hell did happen?

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Like because now I know some shit happened because I
got wrapped up. So they pulled me in the room
and they was like, yeah, man. Ricky came flying out
of his dressing room and was like, hey man, who
is who I'm just gonna say, y'all can't say it.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
He's like, who is big on stage? Man?

Speaker 7 (36:49):
Wrap this? Wrap him wrap him up, Wrap him up, like,
get him off the stage. And they was like everybody
was like what and so it's like wrap him up.
So but as I'm walking back out of the room
to come back.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Towards the weather the show was, the security guard was
on the other side of the door. He was like, hey, man,
was that you that just got on stage? And I
was like yeah. He was like, man, I couldn't hear
it because of the door. He said, man, but them
laughs were big. He's like, man, them people were going crazy.
So they was like, yeah, man, Ricky told you to
wrap up because you was actually doing well, and he

(37:27):
didn't he didn't want nobody doing that.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Good before him.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
So I'm out in the in the lobby and speaking
to my family, and I came back and Ricky had
like a group of people around him giving his little words.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Of wisdom to the people.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Man, when you come in, you need to dress like this,
you need to do this, and what I do. And
so I went and stood right literally right next to him, luristly,
and so he looks over me, he says, hey, man,
how you doing. Were you on the show? And I
was like, yeah, I was a dude, you told to
wrap up? He said, oh, so, so like I was saying, y'all, yeah,

(38:01):
It's like, I was like, that was such a bitch
move to me. I was like, dude, I'm I ain't
nobody in the big scheme of things. This just happens
to be on hometown, so of course there I know
a lot of people in that town. So yeah, it
was going well and I think I was doing well,
but to do that, it was what was crazy, was
absolutely crazy and I will never forget it.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yeah I'm you again, went out some local jokes will
were real like it'll crush show good, you know.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
But it was, as I said, it was something that
it was a lot of foolishness that happened before. They
literally did an intermission like fifteen minutes into the show.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Maybe maybe I take them back.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Thirty minutes into the show, they did a random ass
intermission that.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Nobody was like.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
This was like a great performance and a breath of
fresh air amongst the show as well.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
It was a lot of foods was going on because
the host was trash, and so I asked before before
or they brought because because of the intermission that nobody
knew about.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
So people just got up and left the room. So
I was next.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
I was like, are you gonna go back out and
and kind of warm the back up, get people back
in the room.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
So he literally goes out there the DJ is this
is the DJ and chilling.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
This dude walks out, Hey, y'all ready for the show como.
It just walks off. It's so no. It's like, like, yeah,
what the fuck?

Speaker 6 (39:30):
No, no spotlight, DJ is chilling. So I literally just
walked out. By the time I got to the mic,
he started playing music. I was like, cut this shit off,
just cut it off.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I cut it off.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
I was like, is this not the worst goddamn DJ.
I mean, uh in the hit that everybody that some.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Mother I said it between you, but I was like,
come on.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
I mean, like we talk about this all the time
on the on the road Carlos, but it's like, I've
never understood why you you don't want somebody, I mean,
unless you aren't confident in yourself or insecure what I
don't know why you wouldn't want somebody to crush.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
In front of you.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
I mean, like, you know, unless you feel like you
can't follow it. I mean, and just like all you
gotta do is just listen to the set and you
can you can find something like I was doing JP's
and they JP's style Arizona is their style of show
is they don't have a host, feature headliner. They have
a host that does like ten and then they have

(40:30):
like three people do like fifteen minutes. And the guy
I forget his name, but he was going up. The
last guy that was going up before me was you know,
local references and he's a musical act and he will
he interacts with the audience. He does a bunch of

(40:51):
crowd work what's your name, Oh Sarah and Jim Cool
and then What's your name, Frank and then his closer
is a song where he and corporates everybody's name in song, crushes, destroys.
So I just like I said this the first night,
I just went up and I you know, I, I'm like,

(41:13):
give it up for again. I forget his name, but
I was like, give it up for from everybody claps
and I was like, I was like, that is fucking impressive.
I know he made he took everybody's name and made
a song with your name. And I'm like, all I
have is these dick jokes. So I go, unless you
guys want to whip your dicks out and I can
maybe like incorporate him in a joke. Later, I'm like,

(41:33):
and you know, that got a big pop. And then
now they've they've forgot about that guy, and now I'm
off and running, you know.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Louie Anderson had a funny story about following Jim Carrey
at the comedy store. He said that and it's actually
genius what he did. So Jim Carrey went up before him,
or when he would go up before him and would
just destroy, So then Louis would go up and he
would just over and over again, kept saying give it
up for Jim Carrey, where he's like, oh my god,

(42:03):
so give it up for Jim care so funny, Oh
my god, people clap, you know. He's like, god, he's
just so amazing this some pressed He's like, again, give
it up for Jim Carrey. And he kept doing that
till finally the audience was like, hey, man, fuck that, dude,
let's hear you. You know, it's so funny, guy, man,
what do you got. He just kept doing it over
and over.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
But it's fucking brilliant, you know, just a good way
to reason with the room. Uh, gotta love you, gotta
love it.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I had to follow a magician one time. A magician,
dude it he fucking he had this closing act where
he like asked the audience for what like name a
name of celebrity, and then like they were like this
lady goes Tom Cruise and he pulled out a picture
of a baby. He goes, this is Tom Cruise as
a baby, and everybody like, you know, laughed at it.

(42:52):
And then he pulled out like this this final thing
that was like crazy interactive with the audience filling this
device and making it like this weird tube filled with sand,
and then he ended up emptying it and pulling out
this huge, like ten foot long scroll and it just
had Tom Cruise across it, and like, dude, the reaction

(43:14):
that guy got, you would have thought he literally just
walked Tom Cruise out into the goddamn audience and like,
all right, that's my time.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
And then I had to go follow this fucking guy
and I did basically the same thing you did. But
I was like, yo, I'm not gonna do anything magical. Yeah,
Like it was just I bombed so hot. I'd be like,
let's appreciate for what was fucking amazing.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
That was great.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Yeah, I can bring out Tom Smith, buddy of mine.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I could not follow it.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
It was so funny, like the audience just did not
give a shit about my dick jokes. They were like
everybody was just taking over me for like the first
twenty minutes. I definitely should have tooken a cue for
Louis and just kept saying, give it up for that guy.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Dude, Yeah, fucking following David Blaine. All right, here, I'll
get to uh, I'll tell my story now of my mushrooms.
My mushrooms experience so never done mushrooms. Hardest drug I've
ever done is marijuana, and I kind of feel like
I can still say that. So I my buddy MoU, Dude,

(44:27):
this was such a fucking huge build up for absolutely nothing.
So yeah, my buddy MoU gave me, gave Angel and
I a bag of mushrooms like maybe a year ago,
and we've just held on to them, and we've been like,
she had never done mushrooms. I had never done mushrooms,

(44:47):
and and so I've asked multiple people like how many
do we take? You know, what's your advice, blah blah blah,
And the consensus I got was.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Don't. Well.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Sean was saying, and just do one cap, one stem,
but I talked to Chris Porter and he said, do
two caps and two stems and then leave it at that.
I also was told that, you know, give it about
thirty minutes and if you don't feel anything, don't fucking
do anything. Just wait, just keep waiting.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
So we were we we scheduled this this last Sunday.
It was like, it's our mushrooms day. We're gonna do
it for the first time. Let's see how this goes.
We have nothing scheduled nobody's coming over. We're just you know,
we're gonna be in our zone. Yeah, exactly. So we
both did. We did two caps and stems to start off.

(45:41):
An hour goes by. I'm like, are you feeling things?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
She's like no, and I'm like yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
About an hour and a half goes by, and I'm like,
do they make you tired? Because I'm fucking sleep Like
I feel like I'm getting tired. Two hours go by. Nothing,
So we're like, all right, let's do another one. We
both do another cap and stem. So now we're three
hour goes by fucking nothing. So do we do two

(46:07):
more caps and steff? So now we're both five caps
and steak. Yeah, absolutely nothing. And so we talked to Moo,
my buddy MoU, and he was like, he goes, oh, yeah,
those are probably duds. He goes, I had those probably
for like three years and then you and he goes,
those are all probably done.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
You know.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
He's like, we got to get you some fresh ones.
So I was like, okay, Well, my first experience mushrooms
is like there was nothing four year old mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yeah, mushrooms definitely have an expiration date. I've definitely I
had the same experience when I was in Australia. I like,
you can't find any drugs in Australia. I brought all
of the drugs in Australia when I went there.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Oh shit.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
But when I was there, I was at the Melbourne
Comedy Festival, and I like, weaseled my way through the
ranks and I found on somebody that had mushrooms and
they gave me them, and my buddy and I we
ate them, and we were gonna go to the Butterfly
Artuary or whatever, like we're gonna have butterflies land on us.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
It's gonna be so medical. And then like we take it.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
We're like an hour has gone by and we're walking
to the butterfly thing. I'm like, do you feel anything?
He's like no, Like, neither do I. I don't want
to see these fucking butterflies either. Going off and got drunk.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yeah, well dude, that's what we ended up.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
We did, ended up doing a sip and uh or
part of a sip and an edible. Just fel like
fuck it, you know, but yeah, man, disappointing. Uh So,
now I got to build up again and fucking have
that anxiety for the build up whenever I finally do
do it, but I definitely want to.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Here's here's a great tidbit of information Tyler. To add
to this. He called me while I was at dinner
with my mother. I had him well care o care
he' said, yeah, man, we just took these mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Yeah, he just he takes the phone, he goes, I'm
with my mom and he fucking turns it around and
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
It loops, I know. And we played cook mushrooms for
this fasta. Oh fuck, good times, good times. Yeah. So
I'll have an I'll have a report when I fucking
do it for real.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Let's I gotta go to the cellar tonight. So let's uh,
let's do our plugs and get the fac out of here.
What do you got Tyler? Will go Tyler, we'll go
around that way we go together.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Next year I got coming up is on the fourteenth
of June. I'm gonna be in Vancouver, British Columbia at
the Fox Cabaret. So come out and see me.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
All right.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
Uh, tonight I'm at the Corners, closing out the corners,
Cornish Corners, hit it out. I don't know what the
fuck it is I don't know what how to call it,
this Finnish h pasty. I'm sure I'll be back at
the Only Comedy Club and sometime this week, but we're
also gearing up for headline at the Dallas Comedy Club
in June. Some don't tails coming up and then break

(49:14):
an announcement and I'll be at Sacramento at some point at.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
The end of the year.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Uh into the yeah yeah headline and laughs unlimited.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
So things are coming together. Things here last.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Time yeaous dot com for Carlos Uh, I will be
I'm at the Seller tonight Tuesday, the twenty seventh, and
uh next well, June sixth seventh, I mean ann Arbor, Michigan.
Week after that I'm doing a week here at the Cellar.
Week after that I mean Laughlin, and week after that

(49:47):
I'll be in Colorado Springs. You can go to Big
Irish j dot com for tickets and thanks everybody for
tuning in until next week.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
If you if a person fucking listens to this till
the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize is to
go to iTunes and rate a review. This podcast given
five stars. You motherfuckers fucking say some nice you Fox.
Right now, you motherfuckers. You know this fucking piece of

(50:20):
shit for five years, I averaging about two fucking reviews
a year. Go fucking write some motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Oh fuck,