HollingsWorthless Program Ep. 292

Jay, Carlos and Tyler go over Tyler's creepy submissions for his show.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What do you want to say something about your show?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I shot on myself in the womb.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Stop Phil, you fucking stink.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
You know what? Fuck this.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Because it's Hallings worth but it's worth less.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I don't want to hear about whatever you have to
say the worthless of the week.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You're just gonna sit up there the whole time, Phil,
Fox Scorpion. It's a move man, You fucking dummy. Then
what the fuck House of Race.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Black People show?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Shoot me?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Welcome to the Halleings Worthless Program. I'm one of your host,
Big Rs Jay Hallings that usual.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We have.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
The Lagoons, the goon Squad, the usual suspects, three of
a Kind, trips, three men, no baby shout out to
Baby Mine, the three Musketeers, just the three of us.
Three's company. You know mister Fairley starting with you've seen
him on Amazon Prime. He's the host with the most
part time famous, full time bunny, Carlos.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Head Fellas, perhaps HAPs the man and the last lot leaves.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
He took the d out of d E I. He's
d E. White. We call him the one box checker murderer.
He's now very cancelable. Man, Hey, I'm not racist, Tyler,
don't call me Joseph's men. What up Sandy in the chat?

(01:44):
What up Sandy? J Every time I'm supposed to call
you back, Sandy, I always fucking mess up. But I
love you, I know, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
What's that your fucking trucker voice breaker? One back?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
We gotta we're gonna have a quick show. I mean
we're gonna pack a lot in there, somebody. Okay, I
want to definitely do Carlos's thing, and I want to
hear this thing you have, Tyler. What's he might know?
This big beautiful bill?

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I was.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I brought it up the other week because I thought
it was funny that Trump ran on the no tax
on tips and then it came out that it was
no tax on cash tips, and I was like, that's
so fucking weak, bro, Like, who the fuck is reporting
cash tips?

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So there's keep doing what we've been doing.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
But also you don't have to you don't have to
report money you find on the ground or tooth fairy money.
You don't have to tax that no more. I'm like,
what a week, berth, All right, I don't tax on
cash sales.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I want to make twelve dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's uh what uh okay, what's the concerts in your
later is?

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You must have put that, Carlos, I don't know that
I put that.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I said my elder years, not my twilight years. Tyler,
Tory and Ire went and saw a Perfect Circle this weekend.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's a band.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Well, Maynard is the lead singer. He's the lead singer
of the band Tool. Okay, so this is his side project,
and he has another side He has like a bunch
of bands, and he has another band called Pussy Fur.
And then he and Pussy Fur they performed together. And
then they had Primus, another band, which I know.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You both know. Uh. I fucking hate Primus. It's just
so weird.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Clear, I hate him. I think it's one of the
worst bands ever. But I've seen them live twice now
because they just happened to open for other bands that
I want to see and it was so lame that
I saw him again Primus. If you don't know Jay,
they sing the intro song to South Park.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Oh shit, Okay, yeah, just imagine that as a concert
when you're at or like that is the opening band
for Tool, You're like, why the fuck are these people here?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
This is totally killing my psychedelic vibe right now.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
What do you think about what Sweet Derek said from
the Naturals podcast? He said Les Claypool is arguably one
of the best best bass players of all time.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Though they say that, I mean I heard that there
and multiple people were like, he's the best bass player.
But then everybody else around them go, yeah, but this
band fucking sucks. I imagine if you pick out one
thing out of that band, it would be the bass. Yeah,
the bass is decent. I wish it was just the bass.
I wish the there was nothing else to that band.

(05:02):
I would go I wouldn't go to the bathroom if
it was just le Les Claypool just up there, jamming
out on his fucking his little bass guitar.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
But arguably worst bad ever. I hate Primus.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
And it was so funny because everybody there you could
tell who was there for Primus and who was there
for a perfect circle because everybody who was there for
Primus looked like how I look right now? They had
like big white beards, they.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Were all like old is bossy. So they were jamming
out to it.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, I can I didn't say you were. The thing
was concerts when you're older. Well we did something. We
did the uh Art? Were you done with that? I know,
I just cut you off.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I just thought it was funny too.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I saw Mad was the lead singer, a tool in
a perfect circle and he had a mohawk. And then
we like looked at his Instagram later because he's sixty
two now sixty one. This is his like it's called
his sixties tour because he's touring while he's turning sixty
or whatever. And I was like, well, he's still got

(06:10):
like a full head of hair. Look at him and
they're like, that's a wig. It's a tape on mullet.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
The fuck man so bad, dude.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
You know what you got to look forward to.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
J Dude.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I've always said, as I started losing my hair, I'm
just gonna I'm doing what you did.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
I'm talking about. I'm talking about touring in your sixties.
This is since it's coming up real with a hair.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
It would be like if you were touring in a
fat suit, like, just let it go, bro, just let
it go. Raise you like I got, I got these
fat jokes.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I gotta tell them. Did we we did uh Like
it was like the week after my birthday, we went
and did play playground here in Vegas. It's like the
whole thing, and uh it was I'm glad we did it,
but I probably never want to do it again. It's
just it was like it was like, you know, it
was the dude. One of the most fun things is

(07:12):
like Carlos came over here, Sean came over, and then
Rob and Kelsey were here and like we're drinking. I'm
getting high and we oh that was there was another
time you were.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I was like, good.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
God, how was that?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
That was a different time. Charlie was here during that one.
But but I've done this a few times. But we
will get high and drink and have people over it. Dude,
fucking uno, No, it is so goddamn fun And hadn't
played it since I was a kid. And dude, I
have a video of I mean, Carlos was a little high,

(07:48):
but he was laughing his ass off at Sean had
to draw, like he drew like half the deck on
this one turn. And I have never seen Carlos laughing
so hard. Sean is just keeps drawing.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
It is the best when you guys finally come down here, Tyler,
we'll have to have a night where we played because
it's the best game because you fuck your friends, you
you you know it. It changes like almost every other
hand who you're trying to to fuck get over. Man,
it's so fucking fun.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Quite hilarious to say the least.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, all right, and uh what is this festival thing?
Or how submission? How to make smission?

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
One more thing on that?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh yeah, he fucking does these sketches. Oh, and he
like played him in between songs and like this is
him now, like list him in makeup and he has
all these stupid sketches and he does jokes in between
the songs. Bro, stay in your lane, man, stay in

(08:54):
here lane.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Dude. Oh no, I'll give it.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I remembered him.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, you would be surprised that I haven't completely memorized.
But one of the jokes it's him and this old
he's like an old man in a wheelchair and it's
just him sitting there looking like this and he just goes, uh,
what do you what do you.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Call a bear with no ears?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
A buh a buh.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's the joke. That was the joke. You guessed it.
I guessed it too, everybody guessed it. It was such
a dad joke.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I was just like, I've never seen twenty thousand people
not laugh at a joke before.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
You should catch me this week at the Comedy Seller. Yeah,
I mean maybe, uh yeah, And that's he set it
up wrong. It should be what do you call a bear?
Missing an ear? Not ears?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, but no, I don't like I don't like it either.
I don't like it either.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Well, yeah, it's a good joke.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Either way, it's still not Oh fucking let me so
I have another one.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
This is the about the submissions, right ow, all right?
So I regularly get submissions for the Dope Show.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's yeah, yeah, yeah, see if I can make this
a little bigger.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Actually, let me see if I could like this Tyler.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
So I regularly get submissions for the Dope Show, which
I completely appreciate, and I don't want to put anybody
on blast, but I have to blast this guy because
he was so fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Uh. He sent me this.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Intro saying, Yo, I'm d man, I'm an up and
coming comedian. In other words, no one knows who the
fuck I am. I want to perform at this thing.
Need love and attention because mommy. So, yeah, I can
send you some stuff. Let's do it now. I read

(11:10):
that as if there were a mill, as if you're
just listening to the podcast. So this is a this.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Is a message you got on Facebook or Instagram, right.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Tyler, Yeah, yes, And.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
This guy sent that message along with a picture of
himself cheesy, smiling, waving, right, and his name is d
e E face man. You should have you should have
responded to him and say, I give this submission a
d man.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
All right, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I'm I'm overly polite to these people because I don't
want to get murdered on stage one day. And this
is the I'm gonna shoot up your show vibe right here?
That face not a bad uh idea? To have your
hand in here to show that you're married, which you know,

(12:04):
kind of lets you know that he's got to be
somewhat normal if he can keep a wife.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
But anyways, serial.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Have a whole family.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, dude, he could be married to a fucking horse.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
You don't know what I mean. He could be I
have no idea, So I didn't respond to any of this.
He just keeps going.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Last week singing playing guitar with the blues band in Provence,
and then sends me this clip.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
You hear this?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
No, well, it's just music. It's just music, nothing wrong
with it. It's just blues music. And that's him right
here in the far right corner.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh, I thought that was him playing, So he's not.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
He's just standing all he's playing the guitar right there.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
You can't tell because there's four other people playing guitar,
so I have no idea what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
He's Claypool.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yes, that's true. We just learned who that is. But
this has nothing to do with comedy. So it's like, okay, uh,
and then he sends me this.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I want to be able to hear this.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Fuck god, okay, I might have to.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
You know. You can share your screen, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
King, let me present, share screen or.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Here we go present or invite um oh.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
No, share screen audio select window, boom, share, there.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
We go, add the stage boom. Okay, there we go.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
All right, I don't hear anything. You don't hear it?

Speaker 4 (13:54):
No? Fuck?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Let me see ify?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Is it muted? Are are you hearing it?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Tyler? Yeah? I hear it. Maybe I hit the wrong button.
Dang it. Now I feel like an old man. Share
also share.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Audio murder ps Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
It says I'm sharing system audio.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Let me.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
See chrome tab mm hmm see this works?

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Mr uh.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
If that means anything, This guy sounds like he's trying
to fuck you.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
All right, sea word? See word today?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Sea words?

Speaker 7 (14:49):
Can I say s word? Do you immediately think container?
Or maybe? Can slurring my words make them sound different?
Quite possibly? Here's a few that I like. Comedy, curious, conscious, clean.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yo, Wait, wait okay, hold on, pose it, wait, wait,
don't do anything. This is what's terrifying to me looking
at this message screen. There's more messages coming.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Oh yeah, dude, oh yeah, oh fuck, okay.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Cure.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Concrete concert, congo's.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Cuckoo right crazy calm, oh.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
God, I might be connected. Certainly, there's a lot more.
What are yours?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's the video?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
What do you?

Speaker 4 (16:08):
That is? What do you?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
What are your c words? How about conviction? Catch a predator?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
So he goes, okay, yeah, it's not comedy, just a
conversation about the sea.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Word.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I was on edibles se yah, and then I did
my generic response. Thanks for your interests. We need to
see a video of you performing on stage and open Mike,
we work with Tama Comedy. Blah blah blahlah blah. And
then you know, oh, I thought this was in Canada.
I'm in Vancouver there, the show is in Canada. I
don't know where this guy was with the things of

(16:49):
state he's talking about. Now he's you know, now he's
just going on a little rant another selfie.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Actually sounded like a great Canada for the dope show.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
What Yeah, he's having his own dope show, right.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Why would you send me to selfie.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
This guy?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, clearly this is an old selfie too. This is
like from like twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Dude, this would make me, this would make me stop
going to Canada. Dude, Holy shit, Tyler, what the fuck
dude is this? Is this the creepiest submission you've ever got?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yes, I would say, yeah. I downloaded the video and
I sent it to my I said it to Tori,
and I was like, because whatever, somebody sends me a
really bad submission tape, I always send it to her,
even if they sent me a decent one. I sent
it to her because she doesn't like comedy. So I'm like,
honest opinion what do you think of this guy? And

(18:07):
she said the exact same thing. Is this guy trying
to fuck you?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Are you? Are you done with this tyler? I'm gonna
take it off. Is that oh ship accidentally, Carlo? That
is fucking yeah, I'm good. Uh yeah, it's good that
you have like a generic thanks. But you know, don't
call us. We'll call you, right.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
That's the hurdle I always give people is I'm like,
send me at send me a comedy clip, like you
doing comedy on stage at a comedy club. That's the
requirements because I need to know that One you can
you know what a comedy club is. Two, it's a
comedy audience. Three you're at least making the rounds like
you're doing something. But I get so many of the

(18:55):
selfie tapes of people trying comedy out, like just on
a submission, on their submission, like recording themselves, just doing
the set, like the things that we do in the mirror.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
You know.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Actually I would say these are the things that we
do in our heads and say we should never say
this out loud.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
But this is like a video that I send to
Carlos and Sean at about eleven at night. Always, Yeah,
I send a random ship.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
So it's just like I wanted to give advice on
how to send a clip because I know if anybody listens,
it's probably audience members or comedians or people who want
to try comedy. First off, never send a comedy. Never
submit to anything your first I would say, I don't know,
two years comedy, Like, do at least one hundred open mics,

(19:55):
like minimum one hundred more open mics. And then when
you have like fifteen minutes, and like you won't have
fifteen minutes until you're like at least a year in
then you could start sending tapes. And it's got to
be you on stage in front of a crowd. Nobody
is gonna hire somebody. Like if I ran a different

(20:16):
show where we just pulled random fucking idiots on stage,
got them high, and then we're like, this is what
an asshole sounds like high on weed, then I'd be like, yeah,
I would book this guy.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I would tour with this guy.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, and don't have somebody fucking holding it and it's
just shaking as you're filming your yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And on top of that, your introductory letter, your submission
letter should just say your name, maybe how long you've
been doing it, where you work, who you've worked with,
who can vouch for you. That's it, Like it's not
a big secret, it's just those are the things you

(20:59):
say if you don't know me, and I would say
that these are just kind of standard things like am
I missing something? Like what do you guys think on
how to submit?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
No? No, you should? You know you should? I think
with Instagram you can do it. You can have like
an auto response, so like anybody that sends you a message,
you could have a thing on there that just says,
if you're submitting for the Dope Show, please make sure
your submission includes the following.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yep, yeah, dude, my my submission. There's like a Q
and A on every event and it says can I
be on the show? And then the answer is probably not,
But send me a tape to this email and I'll
watch it, and I watch every single tape, like nobody

(21:46):
like that is a big hurdle for a lot of people.
A lot of people don't want to film their sets.
A lot of people, like there's comics that I know
that I've done weekends with that don't record their sets,
and I'm like, you know, just send me a tape
and I'll hook you.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
That's all it is.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
You just got to do that one thing, like send
me your fucking thirty second if we work together already,
just send me like a twenty second clip.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Just know that. I just let me know what you're trying.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know, people can't even do that.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
They can't do that. Man.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
So he ain't got twenty seconds exactly.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
So comic I worked with Sorry one Comic submits. He submitted,
but he didn't submit a tape, and I was like,
just submit me a tape. But then we were on
the weekend together, like he got booked as the host,
and I was like, you never sent me a tape
and he's like, I really want to, man, I just
hate everything I record, so I'm just trying to get
something good. Uh.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
And I'm like, I'll just watch you. I'm just gonna
watch you right now.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
I'm gonna watch you live and that'll be my basis
for your whole career.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
And he just fucking bah.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Like probably I'll send a tape.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah. When he came back off stage, I was like,
so send me that.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Tape when you get hopefully it's not from this show,
right exactly, dude. So Carlos has a topic and we're
going to talk about it tomorrow and Loving Black and
White probably more in depth. But give a give and
we don't have to give. I mean, obviously you're not
going to give names, I'm sure, but but give and

(23:23):
you can also mention that this isn't the first time.
But tell Tyler and the viewers listeners what you fucking
what happened.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
So I get a get a call and I'm cool
with my ex and so most of Mike's I'm cool with.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
So this one in particular calls me today.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
And you can always tell when somebody has something to
say because they're talking around and then she find a
guest to She said, hey, so are you still kind
of cool with such and such? And I was like, yeah,
I mean we talk frequently, like all the time. Well, yeah,
he hit me up today. It was like, oh yesterday
it was like, so are you are you dating somebody?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Are you single?

Speaker 5 (24:03):
And I was like, oh, that's that's bizarre because this
person knows that I dated this person for a while.
They were fully aware of it, they knew about to
break up. And I'm like they know, we don't. We
don't live together now. So I was like, that's odd
that this person would ask that question. But the way
I guess she's she said that. He tried to reframe

(24:24):
it was, Oh, you give relationship advice. I guess you're
qualified for that, and she was like that still doesn't
you know that still doesn't make sense as to why
you asked about me specifically? Yeah, Like so, yeah, obviously
we're gonna get more in depth with that on on Love,
Black and White. But I'm like, dog, I don't know

(24:44):
how to how to feel about that because I'm like, dude,
this dude not cold.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
So I'm like, I know how to feel about it.
I just yeah, and I and I know I know
the guy and you know, and he's he's a good dude.
Other than you know, I don't again, we don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
It just we we kind of talked about what up Sanders.
We kind of talked about this on uh I think
or do we talk about it? Tyler? But we it's
or maybe it was that we talked about Carlos on Love.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
We talked about we talked about it that situation on
on Love and Black and White.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, okay, yeah, And it was like, like, I mean,
at first, I wouldn't. I wouldn't date anybody that a
buddy of mine dated. Uh, you know, but if if
if there's some I don't know, if they approached me.
Let's say, let's say one of your exes for whatever
reason approached me. I'm not let's say I'm single at

(25:47):
the time, or I would. The first thing I would
do is I would hit you guys up. If I
was like, oh man, I really like her, but you know,
I never really even thought about it because we're close.
You know, she's a to me.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I would.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
I mean, it'd be tough for me to to still
go through with it, but I would. The first thing
I would do, though, is contact you guys, whoever who's
ever exit is and just be like, hey, I just
want to let you know what's going on, and you know,
just so you don't hear something from somebody else, et cetera,
et cetera. You know, it's just that shit is crazy
to me. I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I think that I think that's a trap.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
If I if some if my buddy's ex hit me up,
I feel like that's like I'm hurting and I want
to hurt my ex by banging one of his friends.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Ah, yeah, I don't want to be used as that.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
And like it's like if if I only if I
fucking hated the guy, would I even entertain the idea
if I was, you know, single and available.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
And that isn't even this scenario. I was just trying
to give some example of because I can't even fathom
me contacting somebody that is a friend of mine's ex
that that just isn't something. Yeah, you know, it's just
fucking wild.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
I usually will wait like a few weeks, and then
I'm like, uh, if they broke up, you know, if
my friend breaks up with his girlfriend, and then I
waited like a couple of months, maybe, like I don't
know how long they dated, Like let's say they did
four years, I probably wait four months and then I
just unfollow them and I just be like, all right,
you know, I don't need to have this person anywhere
near me too.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Yeah, it's a it's a simple thought process. But yeah,
this is not the first time.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
This has happened.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
That's what I wanted you to mention too, that the
first time this has happened with this.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
That guy or with that girl with.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Her, but I mean she's attracted.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
So I mean the dudes that that saw us together,
you could always tell they was like, oh shit, who
that who you know in the background, So it's not
surprising to me.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
But I'm surprised. Well, let me rephrase that.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
These other dudes that I don't really mess with like that.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
That's not surprising to me.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
This is kind of like what you're doing though, Yeah,
what you're doing, man, Like what you're doing. So I
don't know, man, you know, we're gonna see how this
plays out. But I find it very bizarre that that
line of questioning was was asked that way versus hell,
even if he's following on social media, you're like, hey, man,
I see you give a relationship advice and you're like, hey, shoot,

(28:24):
uh are you qualified to do that? That's some joking stuff. Yeah,
not not specifically are you singing?

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Are you dating?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
But also there's got to be a even if it's
that that first scenary you just did, then there's got
to be a follow up of what the fuck is
the whole point of you contacting, you know, not just
be like, oh, you give a relationships man, that's crazy.
So what you're doing Saturday?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
How would you ask out your friends at Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Exactly, there's another topic for that.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Got Now I know Carlos has a he's got a
six o'clock show. All right, well let's here, let's do
our pluggage, let's plug our ship in.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Uh well, I have the six o'clock here about how?

Speaker 5 (29:17):
And then I am on a Wise Guys Thursday through
Saturday with Pauli Short and I got the headline and
spied Dallas Comedy Club coming up this month, Notoriety, don't
tails follow me at part Time Famous dot com a
co Meetian Collos Anthony dot com.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
What do you have Tyler?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
This weekend, I'm gonna go visit my home dude d
Man in Canada. I'll be in Canada on Saturday at
Vancouver at the Fox Cabaret.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
You want to come catch me?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
You probably should have brought up this whole d Man
thing after your trip.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Going to be.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
This week, I'm I'm all week. I'm at the Comedy
Seller here in Las Vegas at the Rio. Next weekend
we'll be in Laughlin, La Comedy Club. And then the
weekend after that, Colorado Springs, Colorado at the Looney's Comedy Corner.
You can go to Big Irish j dot com for
tickets and tomorrow we're gonna delve more into this x's
and ship like that. You want to you want to

(30:21):
join it tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Tyler, Yeah, I don't think I got anything.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Hell yeah, all right, get deep into this tomorrow, loving
black and white and white until tomorrow. Thanks everybody, love
be back. If you if a person fucking listens to
this till the end, you deserve a prize. Your prize
is to go to iTunes and eate a review. This

(30:49):
podcast given five stars. You motherfuckers. Fucking say something nice,
You Fox motherfuckers. You know this fucking piece of shit
for five years, I'm averaging about two fucking reviews a year.

(31:14):
Go fucking write some motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Oh fuck, that is the realest time I've ever heard you.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
God, yeah deal, What the fuck